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Pics Of Jessica Alba On The Set Of SPY KIDS 4 (With The Original Spy Kids, All Growed Up!!)

Published at: Nov. 3, 2010, 11:28 a.m. CST by merrick

Merrick here... WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo? has some pics from the filming of SPY KIDS 4 in Austin. Many of the images reveal Jessica Alba in delightfully form-fitting action attire, and a few of the images show Daryl Sabara and Alexa Vega - the "Spy Kids" in the first three films - flanking her (they appear in the new movie as well). Click either image to jump WWTDD? for a more stills...
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  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Is she supposed to be their mom?

    by fiester

    Heh.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:29 a.m. CST

    alexa has aged well....tasty

    by Bouncy X

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:30 a.m. CST

    fap fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

    by KilliK

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:30 a.m. CST

    fap fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

    by KilliK

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Sabara is real subtle in that first shot

    by terry1978

    Granted, I don't hate the dude...Alba's ass is excellente.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:32 a.m. CST

    English is my second language. Is Growed up correct?

    by David Cloverfield

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    The guy in the above pic is totally checkin' her out.

    by JDanielP

    Can't blame him.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Spy Teens ?

    by Prometeo

    Should be rebranded by now...

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    That kid is doing exactly what I would be doing

    by jimmy_009

    If walking behind Jessica Alba.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    word son

    by King Psyz

    Can't blame ya one bit... tadow!

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Debate of the decade

    by lessthanmensa

    Who's hotter: Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel?

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Spy kids 4D? The 4th dimension is their

    by UltraTron

    now adult shlongs springin at ya when alba walks by

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    I know she's "hawt", but

    by la_sith

    ...have you ever heard an interview with her? She's about as eloquent as a turnip.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:54 a.m. CST

    Not hotter than Carla Gugino.

    by blackmantis

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    Rodriguez should just hang it up and teach

    by skimn

    at a community college. I used to like him, but his do-it-all approach has made him go back to his own well one time too many.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:59 a.m. CST

    New Spy Kids

    by Scottadkinsfist

    For those who may not know, Alexa Vega and Daryl Sabara are not the SPY KIDS anymore. Jessica Alba's kids are the new ones. She goes to the original kids-now adults(Alexa Vega's 22 years old, gents)- for help, which is probably the pics we're seeing.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:59 a.m. CST

    Yep. Smokin'.

    by Read and Shut Up

    JA rules the world.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, noon CST

    Rodriguez has no one to answer to, that's why

    by terry1978

    He can put whatever goofy shit he wants on the screen, which he often does, because he is his own boss in that sense. Add on the fact that he can make a measly budget look pretty decent, and bam.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    I heard she filmed this entirely in the nude. . .

    by Nice Marmot

    . . . and they added her clothes w/ CGI.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:05 p.m. CST

    Good heavens

    by kidicarus

    Jessica Alba FTW. Jessica Biel has a better body but has teeth like Mr. Dink from Doug.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:05 p.m. CST

    Terry, well said

    by BlaGyver

    The reason I have so much respect for the dude is that his entire career has basically been successful because he's done whatever the fuck he wanted. Little, if anything, in a Rodriguez movie is in said film because somebody besides Rodriguez said it should be. Also, not that I would blame Darryl for checkin' out Jessica Alba's ass, but he's opening a door and seems to just be watching his feet to avoid tripping over something.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:08 p.m. CST

    Check out the saddlebags on Alba

    by 3D-Man

    Giddy UP!!!!

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST

    David Cloverfield: No, "Growed Up" is incorrect

    by daggor

    It is a term Americans use to imitate the incorrect english a child might use. It is used here to suggest the actors in question have not really matured into respected actors, or that there is no real need to see the former child actors now that they are no longer cute.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Rodriguez

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Sure he's made a couple duds, but he earned the right to make what he wanted to. Freakin' dude financed his first movie, El Mariachi, with money he got from selling his own blood plasma<p> PROFESSIONAL

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST

    Spy Kids 4 The Ass Protocol

    by kravmaguffin

    Jessica Alba needs to work, since her "husband" is among the working impared...ijs

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:18 p.m. CST

    Wow, she's still got it.

    by chainsaw_shawn

    I remember her being on flipper. she was hot as a 16 year old. I mean she stays f-ing hot. Not like halle berry or maddonna. Jessica alba, biel and scarlett. They are smoking hot.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:22 p.m. CST

    Catsuit knee dewrinkler would be a nice job.

    by Fred

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:25 p.m. CST

    want to inseminate

    by smudgewhat

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:28 p.m. CST

    Hmmmm...

    by Robber_Button

    fine Corinthian Leather....

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:33 p.m. CST

    Rodriguez using the children actors

    by blunted666

    I appreciate his loyalty, from Danny Trejo to Greg Nicotero to John Debney, Rodriguez is somebody who understands the value in others and in building a strong relationship. It is refreshing to see a filmmaker who treats cast and crew as something more than a purchasable commodity for filmmaking

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:40 p.m. CST

    I've never seen a Spy Kid.....

    by OldDickLemon

    But is that guy the same one who played such a magnificen douche in "World's Greatest Dad"?

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Size does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    Jessica Alba's breasts got bigger?<p> I always thought she was fairly flat chested but here i'm pleased to see a modest 'handful'. Obviously she's got a long way to go on Salma but still...

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    who's hotter?

    by Arkhangelsk

    Alexa Vega trumps Alba AND Biel.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    What?

    by Abominable Snowcone

    None of youze is hot for the boy?

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 12:56 p.m. CST

    almost there......

    by treatment

    almost there....arhhwhwhwwwaaa... and ......done. surprised i was able to reach fruition. typically when stroking to alba i have a challenging time ejaculating. like drew berrymore, too many images of her as a child actor makes it tough.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 1:01 p.m. CST

    Rodriguez needs to stop making these movies!

    by Judge Briggs

    Fucking do something else than Spy Kids... we don't want em! Do something else for fucks sake.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 1:13 p.m. CST

    I quite enjoyed Machete and his adult movies

    by Quadrillionaire

    but man, his kids movies SUUUUUCCCKK!!

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 1:17 p.m. CST

    Sabara is ERB.

    by SnootyBoots

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    DARK ANGEL, FTW!

    by thecomedian

    That was my 1st thought when I saw these pics. Hard to believe it's been almost over a decade since that show was on. Other than the mommy weight she looks exactly the same.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Rodriguez banging Alba after dumping Rose Mcgowen

    by lcworld

    Rumors of Barberella with Alba instead of Mcgowen. Anyway, RR's kids movies sucks.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 1:31 p.m. CST

    I liked the Four Rooms short

    by HapaPapa72

    That became the gist of Spy Kids, but never really watched those movies. And thecomedian, my thoughts exactly. She looks like she's back to her old X-5 self. And re: Alba vs Biel, I choose both at the same time. Damn, if you gotta die by your head exploding, what a way to go.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 1:33 p.m. CST

    SharkBoy, Shorts, Spy Kids 4

    by skimn

    I appreciate that he's making kids movies that are live action, colorful, imaginative, etc. but its getting to be like a broken record.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Is this the one where...

    by Faust_8

    the Spy Kids get naked and have sex with Alba ?

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 1:47 p.m. CST

    SPY....ADULTS?

    by RETURN_of_FETT

    GODAMN Jessie gets fucking hotter and hotter!</p><p>Sin City 2! I'm fucking BEGGING YOU!

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 1:47 p.m. CST

    SPY KIDS 4: THE ISLAND OF WET DREAMS

    by Tigger Tales

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Tigger_tales

    by Phimseto

    LOL...too funny.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 1:52 p.m. CST

    *tips hat* thank you Phim

    by Tigger Tales

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    @thecomedian: Dark Angel was the 1st thing I thought of too

    by cookepuss

    That show really run & deserved a much bigger audience. FOX screwed it over though. Played games with the time slot. Backed out of a 3rd season renewal at the very last second. Replaced it with Firefly which didn't even make it a full season.<p> <p> Guess it worked out for everybody on the DA cast though. The dog boy Joshua moved onto a recurring role on Lost. Alba went on to movies. The guy playing her BF moved onto NCIS. Mostly just the bit players on DA who got screwed.<p> <p> Still, judging by these pics, I'd love it if Cameron brought her Max character back and onto the big screen. She still fills out a black jumpsuit nicely and, let's face it, her career could use a boost. Clearly, shitty romcoms aren't doing it for her.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 2:24 p.m. CST

    So.....

    by roguechef664

    If they're shooting now. It should be out next month?? Just sayin'.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 2:26 p.m. CST

    So Much Screentime, So Little Talent

    by Crow3711

    I know she's hot and all, but really....I fucking hate her. She's a talentless piece of ass. I'm sick of seeing her in real movies. Glad she's been relegated to this horrible piece of kiddie shit.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 2:47 p.m. CST

    I understand the first three were very succesful...

    by Jaka

    ...but was the world really asking for Spy Kids 4? Even typing Spy Kids 4 feels a bit strange.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    RIP Alba

    by Dilox Esp

    So sad her FF career has ended. Am I the only one who thainks she really tried in that role. by the way, whos the ass that originally suggested to make her nose bleed everytime she used her inviso powers? Bad decision, amongst many others. Her casting agent should suggest that she appeat in the eventual Silver Surfer movie as his girlfriend.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST

    What about Sin City 2?? Fuck Spy Kids 4..

    by Arturo

    I hate it when he does kids films, most of them are shit...Sin City 2 should be next on his list..

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 3:13 p.m. CST

    Best Pic In A While. SOOOOOO HOT!!!

    by BilboRing

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 3:16 p.m. CST

    I'd be all GROWED UP too...

    by Zapp_Brannigan

    If I were just behind Jessica Alba's ass... just sayin'

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST

    I thought Spy Kids 4

    by lessthanmensa

    was titled Predators?<p>Zing!

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST

    by lessthanmensa

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 3:25 p.m. CST

    She Still Can't Act!!!!

    by Media Messiah

    Looks fade, and the only reason she is getting jobs is based upon her looks. Better learn how to act, or your shelf life will be limited to another 10 years.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST

    They Are Doing Spy Kids Because It Makes Money

    by Media Messiah

    Sin City only did so-so business, but Spy Kids has made a lot of money, the reason why they are doing another one, even though it is pretty much trash, it is what keeps Robert Rodriguez' operation going.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 3:31 p.m. CST

    Alba looks like Dark Angel again

    by Titus05

    looks like she's wearing the same body suit...damn she looks hot...thought she might lose it after having a kid but she's looking better then ever

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Do kids even like these crappy movies?

    by kidicarus

    Whatever, I'll download the pics of every scene with J. Alba in it, rub one out and take a nap.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 3:42 p.m. CST

    Hair Extensions + Jars of Makeup = Alba

    by EmmaWatsonsWeirdAss

    Rodriguez needs to get with it and cast Selena Gomez bowchikabowwow

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    no clue what spykids is

    by fat_rancor_keeper

    and I refuse to learn anymore about it ever. ALBA ON THE OTHER HAND I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST

    Not even my kids like

    by papabendi

    Rodriguez's children's movies. They show up on TV and they leave the room. I took them to see that Lava Girl/ Shark Boy (two names that had already appeared in Simpsons episodes) movie he made and they wanted to leave half way through. If I stick a Harryhausen movie on or even Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka and they are hooked.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Anyone know why they replaced Gugino with Alba?

    by jtp8000

    Just wondering

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 3:55 p.m. CST

    Not that it matters

    by jtp8000

    Either one of them is defintely milf territory

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 4:01 p.m. CST

    My name is Jessica Alba and I only get roles coz I'm hot

    by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGHTS

    Seriously - this girl has hardly any acting skills at all. Every time she appears on screen, she's a black hole sucking away all of the excitement in a movie. Open the dictionary on Mundane and you'll see Jessica Alba.<p>But she's hot. So we don't care, I guess.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 4:30 p.m. CST

    Jessica Alba is a pod person

    by S-Mart shopper

    or maybe just a cold fish

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    "Is she supposed to be their mom?"

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    Wasn't Carla Gugino about 28 when she starred in the first one, playing mom to a 12-year-old daughter?

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Carla Cugina is fucking HOT

    by S-Mart shopper

    Carla is a Cuban, Alba is a fucking candy cig.<p>And yes I meant to spell her name like that, hot cunt + moist vagina = Cugina.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 4:39 p.m. CST

    I'll drink to that!

    by iDrinkYourMexicanCoke

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 4:39 p.m. CST

    "She stayed f-ing hot. Not like Halle Berry"

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    WTF? Berry is still SIZZLING HOT even at the age of 44 (she looks about 29).

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 4:42 p.m. CST

    Rule #1 for good movie: BABES IN TIGHT LEATHER

    by Big Dumb Ape

    You know this to be true!<p>Bonus points if she's in shiny thigh high, high heeled stripper boots as well.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 4:52 p.m. CST

    can't wait for 1080p

    by gun_will_travel

    to zoom in on those nips

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 5:01 p.m. CST

    I enjoy the Jessica Alba.

    by Heretic3k

    Yessir.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 5:05 p.m. CST

    Alba is an empty husk of flesh

    by S-Mart shopper

    surrounding a hot piece of ass & vagina

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Fuck AVATAR Sequels, Cameron!

    by cymbalta4thedevil

    We want to see Alba's ass in that Catsuit again. Now THAT would be a 3-D IMAX experience! Send in the jizzmoppers...

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    I really hope Robert Rodriguez is tapping that

    by tlyel37

    If not then there's no excuse for him casting her so much.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 5:23 p.m. CST

    ...what's going on?

    by FloristGump

    No one commented on the excellent 'Stripes' quote? Come on people! Don't make me go - who's gonna water the plants?

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 5:29 p.m. CST

    Black Widow....

    by Cagliostro

    2.1

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 5:51 p.m. CST

    Hally Berry? what happened to her

    by KilliK

    last time i checked she got an oscar for being black and doing the doggie style sex scene,then after that what? at least there is always the tv for actors whose movie career has officially ended..

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 5:51 p.m. CST

    Hally Berry? what happened to her

    by KilliK

    last time i checked she got an oscar for being black and doing the doggie style sex scene,then after that what? at least there is always the tv for actors whose movie career has officially ended..

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 6:15 p.m. CST

    I agree on the reparation Oscar for Berry

    by gun_will_travel

    and throw Denzel in for that year as well. They were both good that year in Monster's Ball and Training Day, but underserving as best actors over Russell Crowe and Sissy Spacek. As with other recent elections, voters were more interested in "making history" than actually choosing the best candidate based on performance.

  • black preacher outside the place where the Oscars were being held,against the Academy for not nominating and awarding black actors? or was it the year before Wasington got his oscar? the fact is that the next year after the protest a black actor,regardless if he trully deserved it or not,he got the big reward.Academy = Politics thats all i am saying.

  • black preacher outside the place where the Oscars were being held,against the Academy for not nominating and awarding black actors? or was it the year before Wasington got his oscar? the fact is that the next year after the protest a black actor,regardless if he trully deserved it or not,he got the big reward.Academy = Politics thats all i am saying.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Maybe the gross from this will fund Sin City 2.

    by Tikidonkeypunch

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    sorry for the double posts

    by KilliK

    i am still trying to find out whats causing it.i wont post again until i fix it.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    sorry for the double posts

    by KilliK

    i am still trying to find out whats causing it.i wont post again until i fix it.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    As long as he doesn't cast Racer again.

    by Tikidonkeypunch

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    im gonna vomit

    by DioxholsterOperationsOutpost

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    Too bad Alexa Vega looks a thousand times hotter

    by Cash907

    then Alba in that pic. Her and her saddlebags need to just hang it up, and go join Dancing with the Stars as a guest judge or something.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 7:34 p.m. CST

    Alexa Vega is an uglo

    by DioxholsterOperationsOutpost

    from the land of uglos. and you pervs, you watched her grow up at a time when you were getting your divorces.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 7:58 p.m. CST

    Sabara is great as Generator Rex

    by Drath

    Just a voice, but surprisingly funny and even good. Better than the Spy Kids movies.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 8:24 p.m. CST

    I recall an Alba interview...

    by blackmantis

    ...where the interviewer asked what kind of impression did Robert Rodriguez make on her. She just smiled and said, "He made a REAL GOOD impression on me."...Read into that what you will, but I'm betting it was an impression in the shape of a cock.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    Nobody else thinks they're waiting on Sin City 2...

    by Jaka

    ...to give people more time to wipe The Spirit from their minds? I sure as hell wouldn't want to make a movie that would remind anybody of that POS.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Rodriguez has mexican orgies

    by DioxholsterOperationsOutpost

    with all the mexican actresses.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    I'll Tell You What Happened To Halle Berry

    by Media Messiah

    She slepted with Fred Durst, and her career was over. That, and there are strong rumors in Hollywood that the sex scene in Monster's Ball was real. Now, did you notice, she said nothing, in regard to Billy Bob Thorton, within the realm of thanks, either when she won her award, or after? That suggests that something, did in fact, go on. Makes you wonder why she is pissed at him? Did he give her something, or did he leak the rumors? Now, just so you know, in Hollywood, and I know this for a fact, if you catch the wrong STD, for instance, suddenly, you don't get certain choice jobs anymore--suggesting that particular people, I won't name any names, get their jobs via the casting couch. It's a form of high class prostitution, not that I am saying that about Halle, but you can imagine, if you are an executive...or a director, and you are casting roles in order to get your next sexual conquest, you might think twice about casting specific individuals--like say, Lindsay Lohan, whose own father claimed that she had HIV in an interview. Months have gone by, and I have heard nothing since about it, but it was never denied, that I know of. Makes you go, "Hhhhhmmmm?"

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 9:17 p.m. CST

    No More Killik Posts!!!!!!!

    by Lesbianna_Winterlude

    Celebrate! Celebrate! Dance to the Rythm!

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    William_Faulkner: I Know Somebody

    by Media Messiah

    She earned some note in the industry, and began sleeping around, and there were arranged relationships with other stars (high-class prostitution--yes, it is real, and in mainstream show biz), and powerful people--until rumors about AIDS started surrounding that person, and others, maybe related, or unrelated, but I heard them--close-in, suddenly, her career stock fell, overnight. She is very talented, but, this girl can't get a contract--no bookings on major shows, nothing? Whether, she has AIDS, in fact, or note, I never saw any medical papers, but I do know of one household name who was in that circle, and that person is known to have AIDS and has acknowledged it, openly. All of this happened around the same time, within the same 2 or 3 year period. As for this person that I am talking about, it is obvious that she was blacklisted, since her talent is elite, and her looks, very beautiful. She should be a mega star, but--that is when everything happened--on the verge of her becoming big--after that, everything just stopped cold...without explanation.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 9:38 p.m. CST

    Amended: William_Faulkner: I Know Somebody

    by Media Messiah

    She earned some note in the industry, and began sleeping around, and there were arranged relationships with other stars, and powerful people behind the scenes (high-class prostitution--yes, it is real, and in mainstream show biz). Everything was going great, and only rising--until rumors about AIDS started surrounding that person, and others, maybe related, or unrelated, but I heard them--close-in, and suddenly, her career stock fell, overnight. She is very talented, but, this girl can't get a contract--no bookings on major shows, nothing? Whether, she has AIDS, in fact, or not, I never saw any medical papers, but I do know of one household name who was in that circle, and that person is known to have AIDS and has acknowledged it, openly. All of this happened around the same time, within the same 2 or 3 year period. As for this person that I am talking about, it is obvious that she was blacklisted, since her talent is elite, and her looks, very beautiful. She should be a mega star, but--that is when everything happened--on the verge of her becoming big--after that, everything just stopped cold...without explanation.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 9:53 p.m. CST

    MEDIA: Which are the right STDs? Just so I know I'm good...

    by tiggr009

    I mean you never know when you'll be on the casting couch.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Tiggr009: The Right STDs

    by Media Messiah

    It sure isn't HIV or full blown AIDS, for the industry's taste.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    Ol' Tig gets a buzz in his tail when he sees Jessica

    by tiggr009

    And by tail I mean penis. I think the time is ripe for a Dark Angel movie going by the looks of these pics, too (but I assume someone has already brought this up).

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Dance to the Rhythm Babyyyyyy oh Yeaaahhhh

    by KilliK

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 10:22 p.m. CST

    William_Faulkner: No

    by Media Messiah

    I wouldn't say...anyway. She has the right to her personal business, but I know that she was involved with a notorious Hollywood pimp, prior to her fame, and she was a working girl, afterward.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 10:26 p.m. CST

    ALBA looks better, but BIEL seems cooler,

    by frank cotton

    like she might actually have a beer with a nerd, whereas ALBA is just gonna laugh and walk on by. KILLIK - dude, some of your posts have been seriously harsh lately

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 10:32 p.m. CST

    Media Messiah: PS--To Clarify My Previous Post

    by Media Messiah

    I am talking about the girl that I mentioned earlier, who I haven't ID'd. It's no one that you mentioned, however. The pimp I just spoke about serviced Hollywood sets. If girls were in movies that he was involved in, he was prostituting them for roles, and I am sure, for other things. I met one of his other girls, through the girl I knew, and she was interested in me, but, I was not interested, whatsoever. I just knew something strange was going on with that girl, and it turns out that I was right--after I learned of the pimp--but that was some months later. The rest of everything else that I mentioned, didn't happen for about 4 years. That's when I started to understand what was going on, and who was who.

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 10:45 p.m. CST

    I bet Lava Girl looks better

    by Keeper Of Chimps

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 10:49 p.m. CST

    frank cotton why do you say that?

    by KilliK

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:33 p.m. CST

    GROWN UP

    by AxeEmAll

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 1:47 a.m. CST

    @Nasty In The Pasty

    by chainsaw_shawn

    Have YOU SEEN HALLE BERRY WITHOUT MAKEUP IN THE MORNING! FUCKING FUGLY AS FUCK! Alba can hop out the shower soaking wet and still get smashed in the bed. Also WTF halle berry got std's??? says who. i heard that denzel tapped that.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:15 a.m. CST

    Alexa

    by tensticks

    is a total sweetheart.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:16 a.m. CST

    You mean Alexa Vega looks older then the older Alba?

    by AsimovLives

    Did the girl let herself go!

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:16 a.m. CST

    SPYKIDS - THAT'S ALL SHE & RODRIGUEZ ARE GOOD FOR ANYMORE.......

    by JonChambers

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:17 a.m. CST

    AT LEAST SHE CAN'T FUCK UP ANY OTHER PIC WHILE ON THIS ONE

    by JonChambers

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 6:12 a.m. CST

    Bill Hassel makes loves with her with his .45

    by HasselFree

    Check out more hot spy chicks in HASSEL UNLEASHED. http://www.thesmalls.com/members/rcf23/films/hassel-unleashed.go

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 6:46 a.m. CST

    Alba is the least sexual chick ever

    by Itchy

    Hotter than hell, but I bet fucking her would be supremely disappointing. Luckily for her, I am willing to be disappointed. Lacey Chabert and Jennifer Love Hewitt are also on that list.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 8:43 a.m. CST

    Does Alba have a career outside RR flicks ????

    by Faust_8

    I don't think so. Yeah Alexa Vega is fucking hot, let them free Alexa. Let them free !!!

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST

    Sabara as TJ on "Wizards of Waverly Place"

    by Anna Valerious

    Definitely the kid you love to hate. In one episode, it's revealed that Alex's favorite art teacher is really another teenage girl who was aged 25 years ahead by him because she dumped him. What a dick.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Spy Kids 3D

    by kinksy

    SK3D was the single worst experience I have ever had in a movie theater. I couldn't leave because I was with my family. Instead I took the glasses off, closed my eyes, and covered my ears. I did, however, walk out of Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 11:12 a.m. CST

    I REALLY WANTED EMILY BLUNT...

    by carlotta_valdes

    ...to find a way to get out of other commitments (suck me Gulliver) and be Black Widow, but my god...if we're gonna take the no accent, mediocre actress route Jessica > scarjo. Yes, I know she's already Sue Storm in the terrible FF movies, but look who we've got for Cap. Please pull one of those diva tantrums 'scar' so the studio can put things right. Oh and Norton >>>>>> fucKaLO Ruffles. Spy Kids?...never seen 'em. Please forgive I'm cranky today.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST

    yeah, 'cause Media Messiah is a REALLY credible source

    by oisin5199

    Right. The guy that thinks Hollywood writers steal his ideas from his brain. Anyway, I'd definitely prefer Carla to Jessica anyday. Alexa did fill out, that's for sure. Did anyone see her in Repo - The Musical?

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    oisin5199: I Never Said That

    by Media Messiah

    Your obsession with me is pathetic, and continues. You are really something of a cyber stalker, and you are welcome to it. As for what I wrote, previously, having grown-up in show business, I have been exposed to information that often does not make the press. Not everything that happens in this business, behind closed doors, or even rather openly, is reported by the press, as a sort of gentleman's agreement. The more connected you are, the more it is certain things may never see the light of day, or at least, are held back--the less connected you are, not so much.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    Shit, I'm getting old.

    by Orbots Commander

    Those are the original Spy Kids? Oh God, it sucks advancing in your thirties and nearing the big 4-0.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    lol @ Media Messiah

    by DioxholsterOperationsOutpost

    that guy has the audacity to throw shit on our faces. what a motherfucker.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:42 p.m. CST

    now i know why he calls himself Media Messiah

    by DioxholsterOperationsOutpost

    he sucke cock trying to get a role but no dice, hes sucking was lacking.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Media messiah talked to a whore who told him all that

    by DioxholsterOperationsOutpost

    and that whore was high!

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 5:58 p.m. CST

    You Guys Must Be From The Backwoods, Or Something?

    by Media Messiah

    If your relatives were carpenters, and they told you information regarding their work, and about industry friends they had, you would believe them, because, that is your norm, and theirs'. Yes, that is normal life for you, the same if your family were educators. If they told you about their field, in-depth, and about the people within it, based upon what you heard, and eventually witnessed, if you entered their industry, or the family business, you would come to know that what you were told, was indeed true. Just like Stewart Copeland who was born into a family of spies, that was his norm...and that of his brothers--they thought it boring, but it was everyday life for them. Outsiders might not believe him or his brothers, but now that he has achieved great fame as a musician...and his brothers fame as business men, their shared stories about their parents, have been confirmed as a documented fact. Well, when you grow-up in L.A., show business is the norm, and if you aren't in the industry, you probably know someone who is--that is why they call it, Hollywood, and show business. In terms of stars, you tend to know who is sleeping with whom, and who is sexually harassing whom, who is kind, who is cruel,--and whose gay, etc.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 6:18 p.m. CST

    actually even if Media Messiah is lying,what he said is true

    by KilliK

    unless in your alternate world where you live,there is no high-class prostitute circuit in Hollywood,there is no coke and other drugs circuit as well,no big produces who act also as pimps,no circuits which exploit young poor actors who go to Hollywood because of their dreams but they soon learn the harsh reality there and they end up selling their bodies to live,there are no famous celebs who had to give their bodies to get their big chance and become famous,there is nothing evil and dirty in Hollywood,nope its the holy land blessed by God,Hollywood is Paradise on Earth.yep.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    If i ever get an STD, it will be from Tiggr

    by Tigger Tales

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 7:58 p.m. CST

    LOL You name the place, brother!

    by tiggr009

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    KilliK: The Truth Of Selling Sex In The Industry For Work

    by Media Messiah

    I'm not rich...or anything. Nor can I call-up someone and say, "Give me a deal, although I know plenty of people who can do that; that is, give those deals out, but...they also know plenty of people who are asking, so, no deals for me. Only so many people get in the door--family first. It's just not realistic for me to even expect such a thing, in terms of asking favors, and of course, I pointing this at my critics, not you--but, what I am saying is, if I were a liar, I'd say that I have a lot of chicks, and a lot of money, and success, but I don't, and so, I just tell the truth for what it is. <BR><BR>BTW, you can check on this, Gary from the Howard Stern Show, has said for years, that he is close friends with one of the guys in the cast of Friends. He said that, that actor told him that he had to sleep with an exec, a male exec to get the role, or at least, a role, I'm not quite clear on it--as to whether it is that show, or another, that he was referencing. The male actor said that he is not gay, but he had to pay the bills, and doesn't feel bad about doing it, but it is, what it is. Gary is Howard's longtime producer. He never ID'd the actor, but this is a story he has openly shared on the air, several times...again, for years. Also, look-up the lead singer of LFO, his name was rich Cronin--he just passed away. But he is on You Tube, featured in an old interview with Howard Stern, claiming the same thing, although he never slept with anyone, but he was regularly pressured to do so by the guy who signed the Backstreet Boys and N-Synch. He was there at the company, at the same time as those other boy bands, so they were all good friends. Well, he said that someone that he knew, did sleep with the guy, and received monetary favors in return for sex. Why do I mentioned this? When I first heard these stories, I knew that they were most likely true because of what I know about the industry--but the truth is, it doesn't just happen in show business, it happens wherever there is money, power, influence, or fame--and in whatever level of society that one lives in. Hell, people are sleeping around for favors, or acceptance, in school, so why not in industry, or government? We've all heard of Monica Lewinsky and Marylin Monroe???!!! It happens all the time, in every aspect of society, and Hollywood is just one aspect of the greater, or smaller, society.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 8:41 p.m. CST

    PS: Sex For Roles

    by Media Messiah

    Veronica Webb said that she was pressured into a sexual relationship with Spike Lee, in exchange for roles, and Rae Dawn Chong said that she was set-up by her agent to have sex with a famous star. When she refused, she was blacklisted. I don't have Rae Dawn's info to link to, as I think I recall her saying it in an interview with Arsenio Hall, but I do have a link to something on Veronica Webb. I originally heard her speak about this on Howard Stern. <BR><BR>Cut and paste the below address in your net navigator, but take out any space or spaces that may appear in the address before hitting enter on your computer keyboard or you will get an error message.<BR><BR> http://www.rambles.net/webb_sight.html

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 9:28 p.m. CST

    I want to toss your salad jessica...

    by chainsaw_shawn

    Yeah you heard me. im a nasty dude. When you hop out the shower soaking wet and all clean. I want you to take your buttcheek and split them apart and bend over. I wanna toss your salad. lol. Anyways who cares if she has acting talent. Not many actreses do anyways! some of them just get the part if they look the part.

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 10:53 p.m. CST

    Media Messiah i agree with you

    by KilliK

    this thing of power/money and exploitation happens in all aspects of life,not only in the showbiz.this is how the world has always worked,with the strong always preying on the weak.that's life,that's the human "civilization".

  • Nov. 4, 2010, 10:53 p.m. CST

    Media Messiah i agree with you

    by KilliK

    this thing of power/money and exploitation happens in all aspects of life,not only in the showbiz.this is how the world has always worked,with the strong always preying on the weak.that's life,that's the human "civilization".

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 12:45 a.m. CST

    KilliK: Yes, You Are Correct

    by Media Messiah

    The strange thing is, there is a fine line between a victim, and a willful participant, because, as many people who exist...that don't wish to go along with it, and feel forced to, in terms of sleeping with someone for position, there are just as many people...who will happily say yes, or position themselves to do the seducing of those with money, power, and or, fame. Most marriage is for convenience, and that too then becomes a form of prostitution--specifically being, those that are in a relationship...for that sole purpose--and only one, or both of the people in a relationship, know the truth of why they are together--for love, or money. I know a lot of guys, directly, and indirectly, who had the perfect marriages, or so they thought, and bam...the bad economy hit--and they lost their jobs, income streams, and or...homes, and their wives suddenly left them within weeks, to months? In cases like that, you only know exactly what you have, when everything goes wrong for you, financially speaking--and you wind-up with next to nothing, materially. If the woman stays, when she has the opportunity to leave, then you know you have true love on your hands, but when you lose all, or close to it, and she goes, then you should know, she never loved you--and that it was all about the money. It's like meeting a girl at a club, and taking her home, and having sex with her. You think it is love at first sight, until you wake-up in the morning, and she demands two hundred dollars, or she threatens to call her pimp. You find-out she is a whore, after the fact--and you are the unwitting victim of a scam. My point? Both sexes are equally capable of propagating it, and often do, even by way of institutionalized social norms--like when a father, mother or sister tells a young woman to marry a man with a job, who is a good earner. That's good advice, no one wants someone who will drain them of cash, who is lazy and a user, still, it gives a message that if a man does not have money, then he must be no good, which is not always true, and it teaches women to seek men for money, not love. It also teaches men, that women can be bought, and love does not enter the equation--and that tears down our society, when we put a price on sex, which makes it in fact, prostitution--this, while ignoring the greater meaning of life...which to the soul, is based in love, honor, kindness, integrity and respect.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 1:24 a.m. CST

    Media Messiah, et all: I have some old friends ...

    by Orbots Commander

    ...who work in tech, in Boston's tech corridor and in San Jose (i.e. Silicon Valley). And that is certainly NOT an industry where you could easily sleep your way to the top. If there's one field/industry that's a true meritocracy, it's tech. Doesn't matter if you're 8 or 80, black, white, green, gay, straight, into animals, whatever. Your nationality doesn't matter. If you're a brilliant engineer with a fantastic idea for a business venture, angel investors will throw stacks of money at you. <p> Even though I loved The Social Network, that kind of insecurity from Hollywood about the tech world was very evident.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 2:11 a.m. CST

    Orbots Commander: Not True

    by Media Messiah

    You, yourself...must have heard the legendary mid 80s stories about Apple Computer? Lots of sleeping around, wild parties, and Steve Jobs with tables piled with mounds of cocaine, openly. And then there are the famed stories about a young Bill Gates hanging-out at strip clubs, and not bathing for days. You'll also recall the famed story about his having a deal with his wife, allowing him to spend one weekend a year, with his ex-girlfriend, and you are telling me that your industry is clean??? Please!!!!

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 2:27 a.m. CST

    PS: Not Every Employee At Tech Companies Are Engineers

    by Media Messiah

    You have secretaries, assistants, human resource employees, lawyers, reception personel, mail-room personel, tempts, interns, etc, all working at tech companies. You don't have to be a tech to become an employee at such companies, they employ the right people, for specific jobs--and many of them, are average ordinary people. These are all folks that can be the targets of very powerful execs. You'll recall that situation with Hewlett Packard, where the CEO got canned over a woman working as a social greeter for the company at special events, and he was paying her with funds which were diverted from the company? Yes, many people, even in your industry, do sleep all the way to the top. You're somebody's intern, or assistant...one day, and a executive with stock options and a multi-million dollar golden parachute package the next, just a few years later.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 2:37 a.m. CST

    BTW: On Booty for Booty

    by Media Messiah

    I recall seeing news stories about secretaries for high-tech firms being given stock options, just for being there when the companies first started, from ground-up--and in other cases, there are some who were allowed to buy stocks for extremely low prices, well before the public had a chance to buy those stocks on the open stockmarket. Because of that, those folks are now very rich!!! Was this just the offer of a kind group of bosses, in order to retain valued employees, or a way to pay for one's mistresses who work for you in the capacity of say...a personal secretary or assistant, etc?

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 2:45 a.m. CST

    But the only employees with power ARE engineers.

    by Orbots Commander

    Trust me, that a secretary or human resources person could never sleep his/her way to the top of a software or hardware company. Not. Gonna. Happen. Unless he/she also happens to have a Master's Degree in Physics and Computer Science, and still.... <p> I love movies, but the movie *business* is as much based on chance, who you know, nepotism, and only a very few times, who you sleep with. <p> In the tech world, you're judged primarily on the gray matter between your ears. They also hold the power to transform media as we know it, which scares the hell out of Hollywood.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 2:58 a.m. CST

    Not saying most in Hollywood aren't smart.

    by Orbots Commander

    Because the creme de la creme, the Spielbergs, Hanks', Peter Jacksons, Tony Hopkins', etc. are where they are due to their huge talent and smarts. Clearly Hollywood is also hugely talent based.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 3:05 a.m. CST

    No...So Are The Execs

    by Media Messiah

    The executive board is mighty, no physics or computer science degree required. What should scare the hell-out of the techs in those companies, is when the CIA plants people in those companies. Like at Microsoft, Enron and Warner Brothers, respectively--and I know for a fact that they are there, thanks to media reports. Now, who is more powerful? Someone who is powerful because they are rich, or someone who is rich because they are powerful. I have heard it said before...that Bill Gates is a feared man, and someone like George Bush is a feared man, but there is a difference in power. George Bush can lift a phone and order an assassination, even of Gates, if he wished, and without repercussion. Why? Because Bush has real power, Gates, no.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 6:30 a.m. CST

    haha poor folk talking about rich people

    by DioxholsterOperationsOutpost

    thanks for the laughs.

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 7:28 a.m. CST

    I can just imagine Gates right now...

    by Ghostball

    GATES: Tammi!! Lookit this - those goddam talkbackers are through the looking glass! <p>PA: Naw, sir, they're just... just jokes... <p>GATES: They're on to me! My billions of dollars and my solid gold house can't resist the tidal force of insinuations from these admittedly poor but well-informed movie nerds - it's all over!! Here - jump into that bath with this solid platinum, blood diamond-encrusted toaster signed by Neil Armstrong! PA: B - but - but when I slept with you to get this gig, you never said anything about - GATES: Read the small print bitch - it specifically states in your contract that in the event of an Aintitcool talkback whistleblowing my seedy past, you're my proxy suicide - now get to it! Mwah hah hah! Mwah hah hah! Mwah hah hah hah haaahhh!!!

  • Nov. 5, 2010, 9:36 a.m. CST

    Alba=Amazing

    by BradZuhl

    Jessica Alba in a form fitting costume? I sat through two horrendous Fantastic Four films for that! But I wish she was doing Sin City 2 instead of Spy Kids 89 (or whatever the hell this versino is).

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