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Tony Scott says he's directing TOP GUN 2: TIME TO COOK THE GOOSE

Hey folks, Harry here and the folks at WhatsPlaying claim that Tony Scott told them at the junket for UNSTOPPABLE, that he had made the decision to direct TOP GUN 2. Personally, I love the original TOP GUN, it was made before the time of Tony Scott's addiction to shakey-cam. Before the desaturation of colors. And was just a beautiful film that taught Michael Bay how to shoot everything the way he shoots it. Which is pretty. SO - who will our fighter planes be training to fight against? Hopefully, ALIENS! Yeah, they could have Tom Cruise and Will Smith as fighter pilot teachers that have to come out of retirement to fight ALIENS with their fighter pilot President. Oh wait, no. That's kinda ID4. ROBOTS! Or maybe CANADA! Yeah! An evil government in CANADA threatens to invade the United States and a firing war breaks out. Or - SUB-MARINER!!! Yeah! I don't know if the climate is necessarily conducive to a TOP GUN 2. Just kind of feels like a relic of the past to me. I would almost prefer a prequel about the young Tom Skerritt and MAVERICK's dad. How about you?



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  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    "TIME TO COOK THE GOOSE"....really?

    by Mike_D

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    by Son of the Suns

    SECOND

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    How about "TOP GUN 2: TOP GUNNED"

    by Mike_D

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: THE VOLLY BALL YEARS

    by Mike_D

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST

    Japanese Whaling Fleets!

    by Antz

    And whales while they are at it!

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:24 p.m. CST

    This should be straight to video. Nothing more.

    by davidwebb

    With Stephen Baldwin as Maverick.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Nobody dogfights any more. It's silly.

    by Royston Lodge

    21st century Top Gun scene:<p> Wing Man: Do you have a visual?<p> Maverick (in an F-22): Don't need one.<p> Maverick launches a "beyond-visual-range" missle. Enemy Mig blows up.<p> Maverick: Gosh, that was easy. I wonder what's for lunch today...

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Beyond Visual Range

    by jrb

    The pilots never dogfight. They fire AMRAAM's at targets twenty miles out. Then they fly home and write a report.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:28 p.m. CST

    Beat me to it, Royston Lodge!

    by jrb

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:28 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Blame Canada!

    by ShogunMaster

    South Park did it..

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Make it a Vietnam era prequal

    by jrb

    F-4's and MIG-19's & 21's tangling over North Vietnam.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:34 p.m. CST

    ZOOEY DESCHANEL IS ZOOEY MITCHELL!!!!!!!

    by wackybantha

    CALL SIGN: ANGEL!!!!!! MAKE IT SO!!!!!!!!

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:39 p.m. CST

    I Could Care Less

    by THX1968

    Seriously.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Twice the Subtext

    by Fievel

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:43 p.m. CST

    Zooey is just so darn approachable looking

    by UltraTron

    she is. She's just so gosh darn approachable. Do ya think a gal like her and a guy like me could ever..NO!!!

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Drones

    by enderandrew

    It could be about the Air Force switching more to drones.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Mike_D, no... not really.

    by Son of a Butch

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:56 p.m. CST

    Roadwork on the Highway...to the Danger Zone!

    by SoylentMean

    Seriously, who the fuck wants this?

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 6:56 p.m. CST

    Will there be a videogame? That could be cool.

    by SoylentMean

    A movie, not so much.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:01 p.m. CST

    Prequel

    by TwinkieWeinerSandwich

    Actually, a prequel would be a hell of a cool way to go with this.What would the era be? Korea or Vietnam?

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    PREQUELS FUCKING SUCK

    by Margot Tenenbaum

    PERIOD. JUST STOP IT.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:08 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: This time it's even gayer!

    by HotDank

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:10 p.m. CST

    TG2: TIME TO OIL THOSE SEXY ABS

    by KilliK

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:10 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Fighter Plane Boogaloo!

    by LargoJr

    Kelly McGillis & Val Kilmer really haven't aged well :(

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:10 p.m. CST

    TG2: TIME TO GET GAY

    by KilliK

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:13 p.m. CST

    TG2: TIME TO SHOW THE GOATSY

    by KilliK

    to the unlucky russian jet-fighter who will pass by.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:20 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: LET LOOSE THE GOOSE

    by Tigger Tales

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:21 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN: THE ICEMAN COMETH

    by Tigger Tales

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: Jedi Outcast

    by nick_noltes_neckhair

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: ANNHILATE THE JOURNALIST ON FLIR FROM 6 MILES AWAY

    by drturing

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: COUGAR TOWN

    by Tigger Tales

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: FIGHTER PLANES VS IEDS

    by drturing

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:23 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: $3 BILLION PORK PROJECTS

    by drturing

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:23 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN AND THE SPELL OF MERLIN

    by Tigger Tales

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: STINGER BELL

    by Tigger Tales

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST

    I've never watched "Top Gun"

    by ufoclub1977

    I think I had already become a genre film snob by 1985... I've watched the hell out of Tony Scott's "The Hunger" though.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: GAYER THAN 9 GUYS BLOWING 8 GUYS

    by drturing

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF WIKILEAKS SERVERS

    by drturing

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    jrb's idea is one of the few things

    by nick_noltes_neckhair

    that might make this work

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: DON'T ASK DON'T TELL

    by drturing

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    war with canada? that would last like 10mins

    by Bouncy X

    a class of 3rd graders could defeat us with one hand tied behind their backs. our military sucks ass as it consists of one 40yr old helicopter, a parachute dude and a dingy.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    A prequel about Maverick's father?

    by Royston Lodge

    With a cameo from Charlie Sheen?

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: UNMANNED UAV

    by drturing

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:31 p.m. CST

    Behind Enemy Lines WAS Top Gun 2

    by Royston Lodge

    I mean really, when you think about it.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    If Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, and Rick Rossovich where shirtless to

    by miss_marples

    Just wanted you to have visual.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: RCAF Edition

    by Royston Lodge

    A CF-35 is scrambled to intercept a Russian "Bear" bomber, but it keeps overshooting the damned thing cuz the "Bear" is a prop-driven aircraft.<p> D'oh!

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Power Bottom

    by miss_marples

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    TG2: THE FATTY AND THE GAY

    by KilliK

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:44 p.m. CST

    Someone call Kenny Loggins

    by Geekgasm

    and tell him to start putting a second floor on his house.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST

    What's even funnier...

    by Royston Lodge

    Say they make the bad guys the Russians. The Russian equivalent to the F-22 and the F-35 looks almost identical to, uh, the F-22 or the F-35.<p> On-screen it would look like they're fighting themselves, unless they pull a bullshit move, paint a few obsolete fighters (F-5? F-20?) black and just call them Russian. <p>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_generation_jet_fighter

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Attack Of The Drones.

    by UltimaRex

    Scary thing is, that wouldn't surprise me.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:53 p.m. CST

    with a cameo from scientologist SURI CRUISE

    by Tigger Tales

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:55 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE BOMBER

    by Tigger Tales

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Bottom Gun

    by robertplant

    Is that really the best I could do?

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:57 p.m. CST

    featuring Katy Perry rendition of TAKE MY BREATH AWAY

    by Tigger Tales

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:58 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Preemptive Strike

    by Alice Cooper Stalker

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:59 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: The Legend of Goose's Gold

    by Alice Cooper Stalker

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 7:59 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: I Need to Fund My Retirement

    by Alice Cooper Stalker

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:07 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Maverick Hears a Who

    by Alice Cooper Stalker

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: DUI In The Sky

    by Alice Cooper Stalker

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    TG2 or How I learned to love appropriation hearings

    by Saen

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    Who are they going to be fighting?

    by jimmy_009

    My guess is Bosnian rebels or something lame. Who is out there today with an Air Force/Navy to face off against?

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:12 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: Gooses Revenge

    by adml_shake

    You thought he was dead. You thought Mavrick finally moved on. You thought Mavrick wouldn't bone his best friends wife. You. Were. Wrong. Now CIA operative, code name "GOOSE" learns of his ex-wifes involvement with his former best friend (thanks to a internet sex tape), he takes to the skys to show Mavrick who is the top gun of the great blue. Helping him in this task will be his faithful side kick Gwen (played by Justin Beiber), who enlisted in the air force as a single mother out to prove she has what it takes. Directed by Michale Bay. Produced by Tony Scott. Script written by George Lucas. All explosions and visual effects done by Michale Bay on his Mac.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    jimmy_009

    by adml_shake

    my guess would be Iran finally gets enough parts to get their ancient fleet of F-14's flight worth.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Extreme Beach Volleyball

    by Crow3711

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: MISTY MAY STRIKES BACK

    by FlickaPoo

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:15 p.m. CST

    They could do that Bridges Tron Thing

    by proevad

    To Kelly's breasts, and I might buy a ticket.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:16 p.m. CST

    Goose could be like Obi-Wan and Talk to Maverick from the other

    by Alice Cooper Stalker

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: THE SANDY COCKPIT

    by FlickaPoo

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    Proud of this united TB

    by proevad

    Tearing up. United as film lovers that this is a dumb idea, and will be a pile of shit.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2 NUG POT

    by FlickaPoo

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN AND THE QUEST FOR IMPROVED EJECTION..

    by FlickaPoo

    ...SEAT DESIGN.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: The Legend of Goose's Load.

    by Saen

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: VEGAS NIGHTS

    by tatoosh

    All the fighter pilots these days live in Vegas and work as drone pilots at Nellis Air Force Base near by. 'Top Gun' meets 'Casino'...could be interesting.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    The enemy will be Boeing

    by Royston Lodge

    Evil corporations are the go-to villain nowadays.<p> Boeing, angry that they lost the Joint Strike Fighter competition, secretly build a fleet of F-32s (with funding from SPECTRE and Cobra Commander) and launch an attack against their arch-nemesis, Lockheed-Martin.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: TOP GUN VS. BOTTOM GUN...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...a tale of pleasure and pain...<P>But still not gayer than the original.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: The Iceman Cumeth

    by elsewhere

    If you know what I mean.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:34 p.m. CST

    The enemy will be flocks of geese

    by SoylentMean

    and how they can wreak havoc on turbine engines. Instead of one Goose, it'll be dozens. <P> Fuckin' intense!

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    How about North Korea?!

    by Royston Lodge

    F-22s vs MIG-29s.<p> C'mon, that's a fair fight, right?!<p> ;-)

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:37 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: THE HUNT FOR SULLY SULLENGERGER

    by FlickaPoo

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:38 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: CANOPY 2 CANOPY

    by FlickaPoo

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:42 p.m. CST

    How about the European Union?

    by Royston Lodge

    Eurofighters, Tornados, Rafales, and Saabs.<p> Fuck your Yankee blue jeans!<p> ;-)

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    top gun 2: target xenu

    by alice133

    maverick jumps the couch.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN VS. ALASKA: Maverick Against Maverick...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...when Sarah Palin and her secessionist forces threaten the Union, America turns to the original...<P> The maverickiest maverick.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:54 p.m. CST

    Reshoot 1st movie in IMAX 3D

    by thatswhatshesaid

    And I mean the real thing...ala Dark Knight city scenes in real IMAX and AVATAR 3D. That would be sweeter than any sequel could ever be.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:57 p.m. CST

    I can't believe

    by Kaitain

    ...that someone put this gay version of "Danger Zone" up on YouTube and none of the half million people who watched it noticed. Everyone just yammers on about how great F-14s are and how the USA could kick Iran's ass or something. <p> http://tinyurl.com/cqyjtw

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:57 p.m. CST

    TG2: Canopy 2 Canopy = genius

    by nick_noltes_neckhair

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    BOTTOM GUN: Post Traumatic Stretch Disorder.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: A CANOPY OF WHUPASS

    by FlickaPoo

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    "addiction to shakey-cam"

    by teamneedle

    really? you must not be watching the same films Tony Scott is creating- man on fire, Taking 123, Deja Vu, and enemy of the sate barely have any shakey cam non-sense- you should go enjoy van helsing again.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: MAN ON FIRE

    by FlickaPoo

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: China Attacks

    by ass clown

    Feelin it... China vs America in an a dog fight. It could start with the two countries signing a no nuking treating and then we can just start battling old fashion style. Bayonettes are completely okay and actually recommended.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:04 p.m. CST

    None of the F-14s were shot down either...

    by Royston Lodge

    ...in the first one. Goose died in a training accident, right?<p> So all my jokes about any new movie being a totally one-sided fight are pretty well moot, since it was a one-sided fight in the first one anyways.<p> So go ahead, put F22s and F35s up against MIG-29s and SU-27s. Why the fuck not? Just use F-18s painted black as the enemy aircraft and awaaaaay you go!

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:04 p.m. CST

    ...hmmm, MEN ON FIRE?

    by FlickaPoo

    shit.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:05 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2 - DRTURING ISN'T FUNNY

    by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2

    by iceman199

    Shot-for-shot remake starring Seth Rogen as Maverick, Kathryn Heigel as hot civilian instructor and McLovin as Goose.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    Zooey Deschanel Topless Volleyball Scene..

    by zinc_chameleon

    will need to be filmed in Canada; she'll be a enemy Vancouverite that our American pilot has to win over to a country with no Medicare...

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    TOPPER GUNNER 3D

    by frank cotton

    in space

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Cruise Controled

    by DarthDad

    Sprayin' with the boys.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:23 p.m. CST

    IT SHOULD BE A TIME TRAVEL STORY

    by HaterofCrap

    Maverick gets transported to the year 2800 during a huge alien invasion. Because Maverick is the best pilot ever in the galaxy he helps the futurehumans defeat the aliens using futurejets. and he falls in love with a hot cyborg with laser tits.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:24 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: Happy Trail To The Danger Zone

    by FlickaPoo

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: The Need for More Money

    by th3480

    oh, wait...that was spaceballs 2. my bad.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    ...IT SHOULD BE A TIME TRAVEL STORY...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...a 21st Century aircraft carrier gets lost in the Bermuda Triangle, travels back in time, and helps win WWII...heroically swatting Japanese Zeroes out of the sky from miles away with air to air missiles.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    ...↑ oh, wait. That was THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:31 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: I Am Not Good At Making Clever Titles

    by pushthebuttonmax

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: MALIGNANT MELANOMA...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...no such thing as suntan lotion in 1986.<P> Baby oil all the way, bitches.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:53 p.m. CST

    Tube Top Gun

    by DigitalBeachWar

    HELL FUCKING YES

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    ...↑"TUBE TOP GUN"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...now there's some aerodynamic lift I can get behind.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 10:05 p.m. CST

    People hate Tom Cruise...

    by Mr. Profit

    But between him, Val Kilmer and Kelly McGillis, that mutherfucker is the only one who hasn't gotten fat or aged horribly... Kilmer looks like "Walter Mercado", and McGillis looks like someone's nana who reads kids books in an excited voice at the kid section of Barnes and Noble.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 10:07 p.m. CST

    It must take place in an alternate universe...

    by PorkChopXpress

    ...where air to air combat still takes place? Because that almost never happens, anymore...and I'm not sure you can make an exciting air combat movie out of carpet bombing runs.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST

    AMERICA'S NEXT TOP GUN...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...congratulations, you are still in the running towards...<br> <br> <br> <br> <br>Don't pretend you don't know the rest.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 10:12 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2 : How Can We Get Fat Fuck Val Kilmer In A Cockpit?

    by scriptgirl_nipples

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: TOP SHELF GOO GUNS

    by Beaverduck

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 10:24 p.m. CST

    PALLBLART MOLKOP

    by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 10:26 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Cruise Blows A Chimp

    by Amfpsych

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 10:32 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2D: The Danger Zone

    by DarthDad

    It's set in an alternate dimension where Goose lives through the crash... actually there was no crash just lots more volleyball and shit. Meg Ryan returns for a bigger role (and bigger lips as it were). She and Goose spend lots of time drinkin' and singing at the pub and Michael Ironside takes their kid. Maverick and Ice turn and burn...then catch wind of the hostage situation. This takes them right into to the DANGER ZONE!

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Maybe twenty MIG-29's against one F-22...

    by tritium

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Maybe twenty MIG-29's against one F-22...

    by tritium

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 10:34 p.m. CST

    Michael Ironside as Jester should return

    by Tacom

    He was awesome.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 10:34 p.m. CST

    Maybe twenty MIG-29's against one F-22...

    by tritium

    would be a fair fight.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    TG2: Chinese UAV vs Goose Jr.

    by GornPirate

    Bottom Goose Jr Taught by Top Gun Tom Cruise

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    Tp Gun 2: Need For Speed

    by DarthDad

    Maverick, Goose and Magillis are tweakers... and so is Iceman (ala Kilmer Salt and Sea). Maverick and Goose put together a nice little run of cash and buy an old F-14 Tomcat from a scrapyard. They run drugs in and out of Miramar. We learn that Viper has been a closet Heroine addict for years... hence the line "I flew with your old man." He knows that heroine is dead and wants in on the meth action. He and Jester get a plane of their own-- T-38 trainer jet and then exclaims: I feel the need... the need for speed.

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 11:40 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Israel vs. USA: The Jews Win

    by dranom

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 11:40 p.m. CST

    It's in the BIBLE

    by dranom

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 11:50 p.m. CST

    Top Gun Nun

    by lv_426

    She's flying with God, to the DANGER ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 11:54 p.m. CST

    War with Canada?

    by Maxo

    Our Lumberjacks are toughening up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph_jV7FanUc

  • Oct. 23, 2010, 11:57 p.m. CST

    Perfect opportunity for a Witness/Top Gun crossover

    by lv_426

    in that Kelly McGillis was in both flicks. Although, she was Amish in Witness. Aw hell... close enough.<P>So that means the sequel's story would focus on the exploits of Maverick after he crash lands his F-14 in Amish country, and proceeds to convert the Amish to Scientology.<P>John Travolta co-stars as a Psychlo agent on an undercover recon mission to scope out tactical landing spots for the future Psychlo invasion.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, midnight CST

    is kelly mcgillis coming back?

    by JaredP

    and if so will her character charlie come out as a lesbian like she did in real life?

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 12:02 a.m. CST

    danger zone

    by JaredP

    still the best movie song EVER!!!

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 12:06 a.m. CST

    LV_426

    by DarthDad

    Only if Travolta gets to say "Ain't it cool." and do his trademark forked-finger cigarette grab. In the end after a barn is raised and everyone is happy Maverick flys his F-14 through the barn and Harrison Ford shows up just in time to WITNESS it... except he's playing the same character he played in Mosquito coast. God, I miss River Phoenix.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 12:13 a.m. CST

    Top Gun Nun - second to last scene

    by lv_426

    After defeating Satan's air force, the pilots land on the deck of the Pope's aircraft carrier.<P>JESUS (points to NUN): YOU!<P>Pause for dramatic effect...<P>JESUS: You're still righteous. You can be my wingman anytime.<P>TOP GUN NUN: Blasphemy. You can be mine.<P>Cue Top Gun theme, but sung by a rousing church choir this time.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 12:16 a.m. CST

    DarthDad

    by lv_426

    Fine by me. This movie is already bat-shit insane.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 12:26 a.m. CST

    LV_426

    by DarthDad

    I'm thinking we need to work Lou gosset Jr. in somehow and possibly Erin Moran. This is gonna be hot shit. I can feel it!

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 12:29 a.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Maverick vs Revok

    by BarryConvex

    It's scientologist vs scanner, as Michael Ironside reprises his role as Darryl Revok from "Scanners". Watch as Maverick and his army of Xenu warriors square off against Revok and his army of scanners. It's psycho vs psychic in a battle to the death!

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 12:31 a.m. CST

    The Canadian Army

    by Maxo

    Consists of this man: http://tinyurl.com/28k95wd

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 12:37 a.m. CST

    The plot -->

    by Hardboiled Wonderland

    Maverick is an alcoholic washout, the scapegoat for the USA slaughtering a dozen Iraqi schoolchildren after mistaking their schoolbags as suicide explosives. He'll travel to Sweden, where with the help of WikiLeaks he exposes the corruption of the American military business.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 1:04 a.m. CST

    Never understood that expression: "Your goose is cooked"

    by Rocco Curioso

    Seems a bit redundant. One generally doesn't eat poultry uncooked, as one can with fish (sushi) or beef (steak tartare). And it's not as though Anthony Edwards's plane exPLODED! (jet fuel igniting, and thus "cooking" Goose) in the original, it just fizzled out and plunged into the sea.<P>Maybe in the new movie, at the end, they can *actually* cook a goose (preferably barbecued) as an homage to Edwards's character. That would give it closure.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 1:05 a.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Tower Flyby!

    by Zardoz

    "Negative ghost rider, the pattern is full!"

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 1:58 a.m. CST

    Translation: Tom wants an Oscar bait sequel like Michael Douglas

    by reflecto

    He neglects to realize the only reason Douglas might get any awards for WALL STREET 2 is because he might die.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 2:06 a.m. CST

    name it after the Gameboy game: TOP GUN: GUTS AND GLORY

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    seroiusly<BR> http://tinyurl.com/25r8e4t

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 3:29 a.m. CST

    Top Gun - Episode 2 : Attack of the Drones!

    by onezeroone

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 4:06 a.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Iceman is too fat to fly.

    by DrGoodspeed

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 4:54 a.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: An Excuse to Make Hot Shots 3!

    by DrPain

    Finally! Charlie Sheen, do it!

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 5:05 a.m. CST

    TOP BUN 2: Cookie shaped goose

    by Player_Two_has_entered_the_game

    Well we are all shouting out non funny titles right?

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 5:08 a.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Elisabeth Shue

    by DrPain

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 6:06 a.m. CST

    Good

    by AsimovLives

    Let Tony Scott direct TOP GAY 2, i mean TOP GUN 2. At least that way he's not fucking up some other potentially interesting project. Hacks like Tony Scott should only make this type of movies and never venture out of their zone. tony Scott should make Top Gun movies until he dies, and Michael Bay should make Bad Boys sequels until he dies, McG should retrun to making music videos for obnoxious R&B "artists", Brett Ratner shoud return to advertizement, and Jar Jar Abrams should return TV to make dumb down TV shows and have them all flop miserably.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 6:48 a.m. CST

    What a joke

    by PlayerHater_of_the_year

    A least in the 80's the Russians were a viable enemy. Who are the Top Guns going to fight now? Will the whole movie be about how to make strafing runs on Afghan villages? "Is that a wedding party Goose?" "I don't know Mav' lets drop some 'Democracy' on em then head back to base for some homoerotic showering."

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 6:48 a.m. CST

    How about a Top Gun/The Accused cross-over...

    by Royston Lodge

    ...the jokes write themselves, but I got too much class to elaborate further.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 6:59 a.m. CST

    What planes wil there be?

    by Chariowalda_Barbarossa

    They won't be flying F-!4s. Nor F-22s as its a navy school. I guess we're stuck with those ugly as hell Super Hornets. Hopefully they'll do only real aerial photograpy and no crappy cgi planes. Who will the villains be? Some made-up ex-soviet splinter nation? Should be possible to arrange for some real Migs these days. Thpough with those missiles of today you have to wonder how they'll manage to even get those baddies into dogfight distance.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 7:01 a.m. CST

    Hassel Free

    by HasselFree

    HASSEL UNLEASHED on youtube

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 7:02 a.m. CST

    Hassel Unleashed on youtube

    by HasselFree

    HASSEL UNLEASHED

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 7:43 a.m. CST

    Modern Enemies

    by MarkWhittington

    Iran has an air force of sorts and it is getting close to the time for taking out its nuclear bomb program. Of course the Navy no longer flies Tomcats, so Mav will have to learn to fly the Super Hornet.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 7:59 a.m. CST

    Top Gun II Maverick & Goose: The College Years

    by jimmy rabbitte

    "I feel the need... The need.. for weed!"

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 8:20 a.m. CST

    prequel about the young Tom Skerritt and MAVERICK's dad

    by A-COD

    That is the shittyist idea I have ever heard. Not for anything but we are at war, a realistic war picture just won best picture. I could go for 100 minutes of stryfing Muslims (EXTREMIST MUSLIMS OF COURSE) in high tech planes.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 9:02 a.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2 : Fucking waste of everyones time

    by lookylookymoontard

    Boring and Gay

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 9:09 a.m. CST

    Whatever. As long as he's not doing Supes.

    by Se7en

    Team Snyder.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 9:12 a.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Highwa

    by Clockwork Taxi

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 9:12 a.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Highwa

    by Clockwork Taxi

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 9:28 a.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Top Gunner

    by Autodidact

    (obvious)

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 9:37 a.m. CST

    TG2: GAYS ON TOP

    by KilliK

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 10 a.m. CST

    Seriously I Hate Myself For Saying This...

    by Autodidact

    ... but I'd check it out in 3D.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 10:55 a.m. CST

    Hmmm... I doubt the F22

    by WeylandYutani

    will be in TG2. Top Gun is a US Navy flight school... they'd fly the F18C Hornets, or F18E/F Rhino. The F35 may appear as it is set to replace the aging F18Cs. <P> Flight instructors fly F18s and F16s in the aggressor role. <P> No F22s

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 10:56 a.m. CST

    The Chinese are the new Hollywood bad guys

    by I Hope You Die

    Plus Asians are the only group you're still allowed to stereotype or have whites play them so this presents all kinds if interesting possibilities.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 10:57 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    <p>TOP GUN II: FRIENDLY FIRE<p> TOP GUN II: BOMBING FROM 40,000 FEET<p> TOP GUN II: YOUR MOSQUE IS MINE MOTHERF**KER<p> TOP GUN II: MAVERICK VS MOHAMMED, THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 11:01 a.m. CST

    tg2: distracting music

    by TV's Frank

    played at inappropriate times and competing with the dialogue.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Hot Shots 3

    by IceTitan

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Scream 4?

    by SunTzu77

    When did Scream 4's trailer go up? <br> http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi872847641/

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Seriously....

    by 9000rpm

    Explosive and incendiary are too mild to describe the controversy of a Top Gun exploring a genuine confrontation between the US and China. Empower the Chinese fighters with secret upgrades stolen from America. Use it as a allegory to examine if America still has what it takes to rule or are are they destined to capitulate to China. China would blow their collective canopy if a film even slightly suggested China is the real threat on the horizon.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    This TB is worse than the ones for the next Indy movies.

    by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Lost on Exercise.

    by UltimaRex

    Dick Cheney manages to get back into NORAD and... Too soon?

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 12:26 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Shirts Cause Cancer

    by Dr Gregory House

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 12:37 p.m. CST

    They could be training the pilots to avoid hitting friendly targ

    by gabbygall

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 12:37 p.m. CST

    ....friendly targets - the useless gung-ho fuckwits.

    by gabbygall

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 1:46 p.m. CST

    TOP GUNS

    by brightgeist

    Maverick, IceMan, and the pilots from IRON EAGLE and STEALTH are dropped onto an alien planet and have to dogfight a bunch of russkies in repainted Phantom jets who had been frozen by the aliens for 30 years

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 1:53 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: VOLLEY BALLIN

    by Ang Lee Hulk

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Awful

    by christpunchers2007

    another stupid idea from a hollywood that's no longer able to create its own icons

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    HASSEL UNLEASHED youtube

    by HasselFree

    HASSEL UNLEASHED at youtube

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 3:35 p.m. CST

    Do we get Days of Thunder II after that?

    by Shawn F.

    Without Don "Coke N' Whores" Simpson providing...well, coke and whores, this production would suck ass. Then again, it would probably suck ass whether that bloated sack of dried donkey shit were alive or dead.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2:Red Bull

    by Gorehog

    As so many have pointed out the combat aspect of this will be boring. Who are they training to fight? Can't have people going rouge and stealing jets either lest this become a retread of Iron Eagles. Instead I make this modest proposal. How about making a movie where Kilmer and Cruise are now the coaches for airplane racing teams. They are retired from the military and still competing against each other on the the professional aerosports circuit. Those pilots are still flying well into their 50's and 60's. I know it's bascally top gun + days of thunder but seriously, who cares? Top Gun and Days of Thunder are already synonymous. Might as well make a movie that combines them.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 5:11 p.m. CST

    Top Gun was navy

    by pax256

    So no f22's which are the only cool new planes out there right now. F35 is a slow and heavy strike fighter. Its no nimble f-16. Even the heavy f14 looked cool next to it. I suppose itll probably be about the super hornet which is a 30+ year old design. And with cgi now no more faking f5's and older planes as russian or commie planes. So thats a plus. I cant see Tom do more than cameo tho...

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST

    Oh and as for us Canuckians

    by pax256

    Our airforce is entirely first gen f18's. All 30 year old 60 planes of it. You guys could take us out in the morning and be back for an early brunch. There just wouldnt be enough shit to blow up up here. We have all of 4 c17's transport planes. 2 to 3 of which are in maintenance at any one time. You need a bigger enemy in that script. Yes China.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN: RUBBER DOGSHIT

    by IWasInJuniorHighDickhead

    FROM HONG KONG

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 6:42 p.m. CST

    Not cool news.

    by Uncle Stan

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 7:23 p.m. CST

    They are in talks with Verhoeven to direct

    by bottombrick

    The homoerotic subtext will not remain subtext, there will be several male on male rape scenes. Ironside will return this time with 4 robotic arms and he will pummel motherfuckers into submission goro-style. Maverick will be an American messiah whose need for speed redeems us all, which will actually be a thin veneer over a scathing social satire including Doogie Hauser in full S.S. gear as their strategist. There will be full frontal nudity onscreen for half the film. The other half will consist of extreme violence and/or things made of steel accelerating at inappropriate speeds. Top Gun II: Critical Cannon, box office total: $3 billion.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN: FUCK SHOULDVE STAYED HOME TO WATCH PORN

    by jedimast3r

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    BEING NAMED GOOSE EQUALS FIREY DEATH

    by Meadowe

    Just cheq out Mad Max and of course top gun....movies featuring dudes named Goose that are pretty much the bff's of the main charaqter (don't know if that's the case with Mad max) and they end up gettin' cooked.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 9:15 p.m. CST

    VAL KILMER OR BUST!

    by Meadowe

    Just rewatched Willow, and also another fliq of his called Kill Me Again featuring his then wife Joanne Whalley.....the Iceman > Maveriq imho.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Where is Iron Eagle 2?

    by DarfurOnTheRocks2

    hahahahahahahahaha.......

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 9:43 p.m. CST

    Chappy would Kill Maverick

    by DarfurOnTheRocks2

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 10:03 p.m. CST

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  • Oct. 24, 2010, 10:09 p.m. CST

    They should do an IRON EAGLE remake instead

    by lv_426

    with F22 Raptors in place of the F16. Denzel Washington as Colonel Chappy Sinclair. Shia LaBouf as the kid pilot. Directed by either Tony Scott or Michael Bay.<P>Have it set a few years from now, where Iran captures the kid's dad. Get the Poirot dude back to play the villain, Ahmadinejad.

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    TG2: Rise of the Wingman

    by Tikidonkeypunch

  • Oct. 24, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    Awesome!!

    by Disgustipitated

    Superb idea, Harry!! A story set in the past with Viper and Mav's dad. Perhaps even going into the origins of the flight school. Now, THAT I'd go see!

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 1:12 a.m. CST

    Fat Val Kilmer can still kick botox Tom's a$$

    by Meadowe

    Run away from your gay thoughts, Tom!

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 3:17 a.m. CST

    They need David Hasselhoff in this

    by ratpack223

    then it will at least do well in the German market.

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 4:40 a.m. CST

    Kilmer's "Gay Perry" character is cruise's worst nightmare

    by David Cloverfield

    A badass homosexual character, played by a much better straight actor.

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 6:56 a.m. CST

    Top Gun 2: Top Gump

    by DarthDad

    Life is like a box Migs... you never know which one you're gunna git.

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 7:12 a.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: THE DARK OF THE MOON

    by the new transported man

    Maverick's jet transforms mid-flight, shredding Maverick into shit. America is spared from World War III & another Mission Impossible movie.

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 7:15 a.m. CST

    brightgeist

    by the new transported man

    Ends with a Predator taking off his helmet to reveal...Lou Gossett Jr.

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 8:36 a.m. CST

    Too late to be relevant

    by dastickboy

    The kind of air to air combat that was displayed in Top Gun isn't what takes place in the skies any more. So unless the story is of Maverick being the last of a dying breed, I don't know how they can tell this story. Work on something else Tony, how about a definitive F1 film, preferably not Driven or Days of Thunder? The F1 season has been amazing, the new tracks are almost lifted from Wipeout and the glitz and action would suit Tony Scott to a T.

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST

    Dumb as a Wet Bag of Hammers 2

    by Bot-Bot

    How old were you guys when you saw Top Gun. 10? 12? Maybe you should watch it again objectively. It's embarrassing.

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Dogfighting is a bit rare nowadays.

    by daglesj

    Even more so as they closed the real Top Gun academy down many years ago. Point and shoot. In fact you dont even have to point. In fact you dont even need pilots...

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: TURDUCKEN'S REVENGE

    by HoboCode

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BOARDWALK EMPIRE TB

    by HoboCode

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Agree with Harry

    by Lord_Byron_Farthammer

    A prequel about Maverick's father flying in the Vietnam War would work much better. This could be a great flick if they resist the urge to use CGI. Use real planes, or don't bother.

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 1:30 p.m. CST

    wow...

    by thebastard

    this is either total bullshit or is going to be total bullshit.

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 1:45 p.m. CST

    TOP GUN 2: GOOSE REBORN

    by btc909

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 3:39 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2:I kissed a boy and I liked it

    by jtp8000

    Fuck Loggins. Call Katy Perry and tell her she can add another level to her house.

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST

    Oh yeah

    by jtp8000

    I forgot- Perry doesn't sing it. It's sung by Justin Bieber

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    Alien VS Maverick

    by T_1371

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    Hobocode

    by ivefuckedmorewomenthanbreastcancer

    Holy Tapdancing Christ, I just spit drink everywhere with the "Turduken's Revenge" tagline.

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Top Gun 2:

    by UncomfortablyInLoveWithHitGirl

    The Couch Wars

  • Oct. 25, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    Someone made the point about Behind Enemy Lines earlier...

    by Sithtastic

    and they were right. All the cliches were there to the background of Bosnia and given when the film was released, it did waaaay better than it normally would have. Still, thow in some Flight of the Intruder type espinoge angle on the ground plus a nearly suicidal mission a la the first film with a 6 on 2 engagement against MIGs or some suitable stand-in. It could work, if only for the scenes in the air.

  • Oct. 27, 2010, 5:26 a.m. CST

    top gun 2

    by falcon71

    top gun 2 aqua budda srikes

  • Nov. 3, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    This should have Mel Gibson in it.

    by Tikidonkeypunch