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Look at the newest in both the Star Trek and Star Wars poster lines from the Alamo's Mondo and perhaps win a set!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. There has long been a divide between fans of Star Trek and Star Wars, a sci-fi geek civil war where nerd brother fought nerd brother. Chaos. Insanity. A rollercoaster ride of ups and downs. In the '80s Star Wars ruled supreme but for brief pockets of Trek punching through, ultimately dominating sci-fi TV once again in the void that Return of the Jedi left.
It's not an easy war, horrors on both side, be it The Phantom Menace of The Final Frontier. I personally grew up a Star Wars kid, but I'd blanch at the thought of picking whether Wrath of Khan or The Empire Strikes Back would be erased from existence. Ricardo Montalban's iconic villainous turn or Vader bitch choking half the Empire brass? Lord help me, but I'd let Khan fall off the cliff and save Empire, all Good Son style, but I'd feel super bad about it. What cruel movie god would make me chose between the two?!?
I am no God, but I will be forcing you to make a choice if you want to win a set of Mondo's limited run of prints for their Star Trek and Star Wars poster lines.
You're going to get a first look at these posters below. Let's see 'em before I tell ya' how exactly to win them!
Both pieces are by artist Tom Whalen are limited to well under 300 prints. Ch-ch-check 'em out!


We're going to experiment with a different kind of contest for these, a talkback contest. I know, it's kinda scary, but you and me will brave it together.
What I want from you is a declarative statement on which is superior, Star Trek or Star Wars. The catch is I want it in 10 words or less.
If you wish to comment on the posters, the article or the topic feel free, but your submission should be one single talkback devoted to your statement. Dig?
Mondo's been really good about keeping their contest open to people all over the world, so all you foreigners can have a shot at winning this impressive and very sought after set. Previous posters in both lines have sold out in a matter of minutes and have gone for big bucks on eBay, so think hard and come up with something incredibly true or incredibly funny. Or incredibly funny because it's true!
You have 24 hours, from 2:30-ishpm CST today, Thursday October 21st, to 2:30pm CST tomorrow, October 22nd, to state your short case.
I'll be reading over the talkbacks and will be consulting with the Mondo honcho Justin Ishmael on the winner. Make sure to keep an eye on the talkback, especially if your email address registered to the account isn't your main one, as I'll need to get in touch with you if you're the winner and get all your info.
For those of you who just want to buy the poster, Mondo will be making an announcement sometime during the day tomorrow via their Twitter (@MondoNews) when the virtual stores open.
Good luck everybody!
-Quint
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the concept artwork from Up! (Pixar)
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Phaser beats rock. Lightsaber beats everything! Therfore, STAR WARS is KING!
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Star Wars is the past; Star Trek is the future.
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Oct. 21, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST
Sorry, That's 11 words
by DaveVanceUsedToSleepInHisDFSVolvoNowItsACouncilVan
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STAR WARS creates a future. STAR TREK inspires our future.
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Ewoks out-cute Tribbles for the win!
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Star Wars goes where no Star Trek has gone before
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...to people all over the world. Yeah, really good. Considering this is a paid for advertisement, I'd say that Mondo should consider themselves lucky that culturally rich nations outside of the US even bother to dedicate a second to looking at their photoshopped rehashes of old Sci-Fi movies. Fuck.
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the Trek one is ok, the Star Wars one not so much. Most of these Mondo posters are fairly ugly, actually. I'm all for creative art and new takes on classics, but I've seen far FAR better.
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Three prequels, five odd number films--you do the math.
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sorry dont like them
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Star Trek is better One word ends the argument Midiclorians
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Star Trek is better<br> One word ends the arguement<br> Midiclorians
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Star Trek wins for one reason.... Kirk never shot first!
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What if J.J. Abrahms remade star wars?
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THE PHANTOM MENACE: STAR TREK FOREVER!
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Star Trek does not have a character like Han Solo.
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Luke sacrifices a hand to gain a father. A hand!
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Han blasting Greedo, no better statement of "I'm baddass"
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star trek did not
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Saw TREK on TV, dug its awesomeness, and emulated...
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lightsabers. Yoda. better musical score. better toys. =)
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Star Trek. Lucas can't go back and fuck it up.
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The form of haiku makes it difficult to fit in your 10-word limit. However, if you count each of the names in the following as only one word, then my haiku is exactly 10: Star Trek is better For one simple reason, man. No Jar Jar Binks.
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Nimoy's chest hair was not.
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Meesa Say Two Words: Pod Races. Ah, blblblblblblblblblblblblblblbah!
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Star Wars bridged the gap from nerdom to cultural phenomenon.
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Star wars is real, "in a galaxy far far away."
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Ewoks ate lots of Stormtroopers after the Battle of Endor.
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Wing Commander rules all
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Trek is better. It highlights, masks and celebrates our humanity.
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Simple, James Kirk never tried to sleep with his sister.
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Because "Are you an Angel?" That sums it up.
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HUMANITY: Trek is the Heroes Stories, Wars the Heroes Myths.
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Two words that proclaim STAR WARS is king: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
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The Death Star would rock the Enterprise any day.
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Spock has to pinch necks. Vader doesn't need to.
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Roddenberry hope Believed human achievement Star Wars has Jar-Jar
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Star Wars. Why? Three words: "Battle of Hoth". 'Nuff said.
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Kirk was always mackin', while Anakin's game was lackin'.
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Star Trek never had a Christmas Special.
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Star Wars Superior, no tribles, no alternate reality, LIGHTSABERS, YODA!
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Trek - Luke never managed to nail a green chick.
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Because incest is always funny when its not your family.
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with special mention to AugustusGloop. Roddenberry hope<BR> Believed human achievement<BR> Star Wars has Jar-Jar
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Teleportation vs. an overweight green alien. Fight goes to Trek.
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The Villainy within Wars among Stars-Greedo,Fett,Tarkin,Vader.
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The Universe: TREK -Infinite activities explored . WARS- Infinite activities repeated.
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Even in a galaxy far, far away, Kirk would score.
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Roddenberry hope<BR> Believed human achievement<BR> Star Wars has Jar-Jar
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Han. Fett. Jedi. Gold Bikini. Yoda. Light Sabers. Your Father.
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Kirk's snack of choice is Uncle Owen Jerky
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...LESS TECHNO-BABBLE!!!
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Oct. 21, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST
Let's compare the Enterprise D to an Old-republic era Acclamator
by ORIONgods
Enterprise-D Main phasers: 3.6 GW (5.1 MW per emitter, 200 emitters in the main phaser array, 2 full-sized saucer arrays and 3 smaller roughly half-size arrays on the stardrive section, p.123). Note that phasers appear to have a chain-reaction effect so their raw power output may be deceptively low. Photon torpedoes: 64 megatons max theoretical (based on 1.5 kg antimatter payload, p.129) Sublight acceleration: 1000G (design goal, p.75) Operational range: 250,000 light-years (before refueling) Operational range: 2750 light-years (7 years at warp 6 before refueling, p.3) Shield heat dissipation: 3311 GW peak (473 GW per generator x 7 generators, p.13 Max warp speed: ~2000c (warp 9.6), sustainable 12 hours for a single sprint of roughly 3 light-years. This appears to have increased to roughly 3000c for newer ships such as the Intrepid-class.
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A Jedi mind trick always beats a Vulcan nerve pinch.
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Acclamator Transport Light guns: 300 million GW (6 megatons per shot, 24 guns, assume 1 shot every 2 seconds for time-averaged power output rather than peak output) Heavy guns: 2.4 million megatons (200 gigatons per shot from each turret, 12 turrets) Photon torpedoes: 64 megatons max theoretical (based on 1.5 kg antimatter payload, p.129) Sublight acceleration: 3500G Operational range: 250,000 light-years (before refueling) Shield heat dissipation: 70 trillion GW peak Reactor power: 200 trillion GW max Max hyperspace speed: not stated (however, the ability to travel "halfway across the galaxy" in a matter of hours as demonstrated in ANH, TPM, and AOTC requires speeds in the range of 10 million to 100 million times c).
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Seven. Of. Nine.
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Hov [Trek] 'oH bIng vo' SarghHom
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Death Star doesn't care if a planet is class "M".
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Even at its dumbest, no one's brain ever got stolen.
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Princess Leia plus gold bikini equals a Star Wars WIN!
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Evil Anakin - Darth Vader, Evil Kirk - Kirk Goateed, ooooh scary.
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No one fantasizes about Uhura, Leia on the other hand...
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Roddenberry is the Master to Lucas’s Padawan – period.
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Star trek because Kirk equals badass, Skywalkers equal whiny bitches.
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suck it.btw how are the SW fanboys called? the ST fans are called trekkies or trekkes.The Dr WHO fans are called Whovians and the Avatar fans Avatarians.How are the SW fans called?
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Star Wars is better because FUCK YOURSELF STAR TREK.
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Slave Leia is hot...slave Uhura is racist!
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JJ already did it with Nu Trek...
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is it just me, or does that guy in the Trek poster (bottom row, second from right) look a bit like Darth Maul wearing his cloak?
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Trek equals walk, wars equals awesome. Therefore wars wins. Skadoosh.
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10 words exactly.
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Beloved Star Trek is bound by rules; Star Wars, imagination.
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Han would never whine like a bitch, "KHANNN!!!!!?"...... "I know" ;)
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Kirk doesn't need midi chlorians to kick some alien ass
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James T. Kirk would fuck Princess Leia before Han could.
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Like children, you are not limited to a favorite.
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Vulcans can't rip arms out of sockets. Wookies win.
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Beloved Galaxy WAS Perfect Fantasy; Trek Conquered Legacy AND Potential
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No Hayden Christensen, George Lucas! & Scotty didn't build Botany Bay!
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For its optimistic idealism vs star wars cynicism.
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genius.
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does that count as an entry?
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Star Trek is superior because of the MIRROR UNIVERSE!
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Phasers set to "Kill" are serious business.
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Star Wars because Princess Leia is hot in chains! Haha
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Lightsabers, Solo, Yoda, Fett, Hensen, Oz, Williams, Force, Slave Leia
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are Stars in this galaxy! Just stating (in less than 10 words mind you!) my Politically Correct opinion...
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Original Trilogy = J.J.'s Star Trek, Episodes 1-3 = That Crappy Enterprise Show
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Oct. 21, 2010, 3:42 p.m. CST
ST TOS is on blu-ray. SW OT Theatrical will neber be on blu-ray.
by KilliK
suck it.
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Boba Fett and Wookies. It's as Simple as that
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X-Wings, lightsabers, jetpacks--not to mention that Slave Leia outfit
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X-Wings, lightsabers/ jetpacks--not to mention that/ Slave Leia outfit
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Luke only has one
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Star Trek is superior because it has KHAN!
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Darth Maul in Star Trek poster equals Star Wars loss.
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Oct. 21, 2010, 3:55 p.m. CST
I thought long and hard and realized I was misssing one obvious
by Kush1072
Billy Dee Muther Effing Williams. Colt 45 for everybody!
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beacause it never had whales...or Kirstie Alley.
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"Badass characters on Trek don't die in slapstick burp gags." Seriously, Boba Fett deserved better.
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Star Trek rules, cause Montalban was a Mexican Badass
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STAR WARS IS SUPERIOR BECAUSE HAN SOLO IS THE TITS.
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THE FORCE.
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Pike, Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, Archer.... Annie?
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I have been and always shall be, your friend.
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Star Wars. Scintillating sex and scum in space is unsurpassed.
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My four year old says Star Wars is way better.
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Where aliens are more than just girls in green make-up.
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"The Imperial March", "The Cantina Song", "Faith of the Heart"
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Cornflakes. Cornflakes cornflakes. Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes CORNflakes. Corrrrrnflaakes.
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Being a Star Trek fan is too much damn work.
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Without Star Trek preceding, there would be no Star Wars.
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Star Wars has Space Indiana Jones. Need I say more?
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Because my wife and I only argue Empire vs Jedi.
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Thematically, Trek showed the human evolution that I always wanted.
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...Charley Harper, at least the asthetic does. It's like Harper with less whimsy, but applied to the geekworld rather than to nature.
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STAR TREK. 'cause the green chick was also Batgirl.
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My love of Sci-fi came from mom who gave me Trek.
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YO'da I KHAN't be BOBA'ed r2d2 pick one
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How many times did you masturbate to Leia's metal bikini???
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Both Treks and Wars are outward journeys reflecting inner conflicts.
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Star Trek had the hotter green chick.
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Palpatine Empire's weakness - Luke Skywalker : Klingon Empire's weakness... um.. Tribbles...
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Tribbles suffocate wookies
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No one from Star Wars was ever elected president.
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Trek plot's used contemporary issues; Star Wars is forever timeless.
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He's dead, Jim. Beam me up, Scotty. Fascinating. Kaplah. Illogical.
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Trek inspired real world technology to help cultivate that reality
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Star Wars taught us to fight, Star Trek, to hope.
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Star Trek idealized the future, Star Wars was timeless myth
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Star Trek rules Lucas would fuck up a reboot!
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Let the flamewar begin...
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Abrams Star Trek is what new Star Wars should've Been
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Star Wars fans don't need a lame nickname.
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"I love you." "I know." All the proof you need.
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Star Wars! I like my starships without faux wood paneling.
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Old Star Wars rocked. Old Star Trek sucked. New Star Wars sucked. New Star Trek rocked.
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Wars has Darth Vader, but Trek has EVIL WIL WHEATON!
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“The Force be with you” beats “Live long and prosper.”
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Responsible for rescusitating dead Trek. Do i win?
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Leia's metal bikini and Lando Calrissian, enough said.
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"Luke, I am your father" What The Fuuuuck?
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I sold my soul to George Lucas and I won.
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Seven of Nine in Leia's gold bikini. imagine.
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Trek's societal idealism changed repeatedly, while Wars delivers reliable joyrides.
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There's more Trek to love, and Solo's not that great.
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I slept through Final Frontier. Let the wookie win.
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Because nobody wants to see Spock in a slave bikini.
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Star Trek doesn't have Jar Jar Binks or frickin' Ewoks!
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Oct. 21, 2010, 5:02 p.m. CST
I'll pass on the contest...neither of these designs works...
by BurnHollywood
Not tremendously impressed with Mondo's output, but even by their standards, these are trying too hard to look retro...
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A paradox.
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Why is Star Wars better? The following sentence is my entry/answer. Han "I shoot your ass before you draw" Solo.
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Star Wars got TESB , Star Trek got Nemesis. Nough' said.
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Ewoks taking down the Empire still trumps whales saving the Earth.
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Star Wars is better because it has a psychic Muppet.
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Whoever wins, we lose.
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Trek's Coon knew what it was, Lucas did not.
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Fzipp! Vmmmmm! Vmmmmm! Vrrrrmmp! Shrruumm! Shr-zzmm! Krazzzhasshht! Krazzasshht! Vmmmrrmmm!
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Two words...Jean-Luc Picard. Giving hope to bald men everywhere.
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Because no one ever lost their virginity to trek!
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Kirk double-fist punches Solo before he shoots first.
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Han Fucking Solo. Sorry that's 3.
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Noswad, you know I reckon the Ewoks probably did eat all those stormtroopers.<p> Exhibit A: They tried to cook Han and Luke on the spitroast.<p> Exhibit B: They were playing a bunch of Stormtrooper helmets like a xylophone (where were the heads?).<p> Exhibit C: The victorious Yub-Nub song... Or should we say Yum-Yum song!!!
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While Star Trek is cerebral, Star Wars WAS my childhood!
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Star Trek: needs no introduction Star Wars: has no function
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Even Jar jar couldn't do anything about it; Wars rocks!
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Some funny entries here, i'm particularly liking Fuzzy's:<p> "Kirk was always mackin', while Anakin's game was lackin'"<p> ...and the guy who conjured up the image of Seven Of Nine in gold bikini.
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Wars told stories already run, Trek inpires feats yet undone.
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The only time you'll see breasts of gold
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Star Trek is better because Kirk would always shoot first.
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Star Wars doesn't resort to lens flares.
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... because Leia dug scoundrels.
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Star Trek inspired geeks, Star Wars inspired cinema.
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Trek is the possibility of where we may boldly go.
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Princess Leia in a metal bikini strangling Jabba the Hutt
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Princess Leia in metal bikini strangling Jabba the Hutt
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Admiral Ackbar: "IT'S A TRAP!!" <p> Admiral Kirk: "KHAAAAAAN!!" <p> win/win
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Star Trek prequels (so far) don't suck balls.
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Because our aliens aren't just regular humans with plastic foreheads.
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Shatner pretends us buying shitty books Lucas succeeds selling shit
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my husband calls me obi wan in bed = win.
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thats weird,since he is the one who has the "lightsaber".wink,wink.
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Vader is a whinny bitch.
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Star Wars, because not all aliens wouldn't speak English. Dude.
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Oct. 21, 2010, 6:18 p.m. CST
Star Wars, because not all aliens would speak english. Dude.
by ZombieJP
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Because Lucas made a consumerist tool out of honest fans...(?)
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Star Wars never had leia doing a naked fan dance
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UTINNI!
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Golden bikini. Enough said.
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They're both great, but Star Wars has Bobba Fett.
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Kirk would shoot Greedo first, then fuck his green ass.
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Kirk=Vader but in prequel land Pine>Christensen.
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Kirk shagged hot green alien chicks. Phantom Menace shagged me.
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Wars is archetypal, but Trek is our own best future.
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Star Wars always had great effects. Trek succeeded without them.
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Star Wars doesn't need time travel to tell a story...
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Because ET was too far far away for the federation!!
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Wars needs millions in effects to rival Trek's cardboard sets.
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Star Trek gives people hope that mankind can be more.
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Star Wars embodies the conflict of good versus evil throughout history.
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Because Gene Roddenberry never became the dark lord of greed.
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Trek may be a journey, but Wars is my destination.
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Star Wars is best because it has SALACIOUS CRUMB
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The best Trek movie came from a Star Wars fan.
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that was ten
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This time...
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Klingons would kick stormtrooper butts any day of the week.
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Star Wars-grounded in mythology, Trek-grounded in humanist fiction.
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Bigger imagination. Goofy ears versus three-man one-ton puppets.
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Star Trek: The Undiscovered Menace, Star Wars: The Phantom Tribble
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He's uber talented,and if you're so inclined, you should check out his DA page. www.strongstuff.deviantart.com
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That's my entry!
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Q collective versus the Jedi.
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Journey to Babel featured five races, Jabba's Palace hosted countless!
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Star Trek has five. Nuff said!
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Kirk, too horny, if given the chance would bang Chewbacca.
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Wars is great escapist fun, nothing more. Trek is more.
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Gold Bikini ignites lightsaber.
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Spock mind meld of Vader "Ewoks are so dang cute!"
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Star Trek spawns "Trekkies" while Star Wars fans are called...?
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STAR WARS BECAUSE IT ULTIMATELY CHANGED THE FILM INDUSTRY.
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Spock mind meld of Vader "I piss in a bag!"
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Spock mind meld of Vader "Kenobi cut my balls off!"
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Spock mind meld of Vader " I shit standing up"
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Spock mind meld of Vader "Tight asses in white plastic!"
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Spock mind meld of Vader " If I only had a dick"
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Gotta rethink
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Spock mind meld of Vader "If I had a dick!"
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Far fewer virgins in the fanbase.
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Kirk gets green pussy Vader gets green emperor dick
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Han Solo and Kirk have a lot of similarities, but Han Solo is cooler mainly because he's a supporting character and not the lead. He has a mysterious quality about him. He's also far more in the moral gray area than Kirk. But Kirk is a badass too. Just not a much as Han.
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Scruffy-looking nerfherders are immune to the Vulcan nerve pinch.
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Trek had two great TV shows and three great movies.
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Star Wars fans "might" get laid but trekkies just masturbate...
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No one would ever think that Kirk didn't shoot first.
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I'm a warrior, not a wanderer.
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Star Wars is better, even squirrels got lightsabers, not phasers.
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Star Trek gave us Nasa and cell phones. Live Long!
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"I don't believe it." "That is why you failed."
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Original Trilogy Star Wars is Amazing. It shaped my life!
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Khan carries Trek to final frontier; Prequels tarnish Jedi veneer.
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Luke can bomb womprats whereas photon torpedoes merely lock-on.
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Oct. 21, 2010, 10 p.m. CST
And if they should bar wars, please let these Star Wars stay
by Rip_Tearington
What's cooler than an AT-AT being toppled by a Speeder?
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We've got Jawas with giant leaves.
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It's awesome to watch Trek and TNG, and think how cool it would be to hang with these guys and go on adventures with them. But Star Wars makes you want to be a Jedi yourself; the best version of yourself possible. Being a Jedi means "I can help make the world a better place." Empire makes you want to fight back against the bullies, and Jedi makes you want to go out on a limb for your friends. Star Trek is entertainment; Star Wars is inspirational.
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Star Wars changed the game,'nuff said
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wookies rip vulcans ears off when vulcans act logical. Fascinating.
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Q was Jar Jar! That explains everything! Hmmmm
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Star Trek? Bah. A wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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Star Wars is better because of Boba Fett, period!
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I'd take Wesley Crusher over Jar Jar Binks and day.
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The Force plus Vader, Yoda, Solo. You know, "I know"...
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Shirtless Kirk vs Slave Leia, does it matter? I'm Sci-Bi!
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To appeal to every Star Wars fanboy - SEXY CARRIE FISHER.
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Han Solo - I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how Badass I am.
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Trek: So good, it made me fear avocados (true story!)
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one word: lightsaber. eat it bitches!
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...Roddenberry cared, Lucas cashed in.
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Ricardo Montalban bulging pecks, Kirk,President Red Foreman, Kershner wins.
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Sucks.
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Search your feelings, you know this to be true.
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Star Trek is better than Wars because its about humanity.
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everyone knows Star Wars isn't real.
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Three movies with Han are greater than one with Khan.
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Star Wars wins; because anything else would be illogical.
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The Federation is closer than a galaxy far, far away.
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The possibility of Trek winning is approximately 3720 to one!
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anyone in a longsleeve can be a trekie, 501st has standards.
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Lucas inspired by Kurosawa, Roddenberry inspired by Wagon Train.
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collecting Star Trek Action Figures? Didn't think so.
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Dooku is fab. I love his style. 'Nuff said, okay?
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It has been...and always shall be...the Chosen One.
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What happens to one will affect the others bank account.<p><p>You must understand this.
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Retroactively Lucas destroyed my childhood Star Trek did not. WOOT!
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Are you only counting the OT with that figure of 6 hours? If you included the rest of the theatrical films with all of the Clone Wars material and the Holiday Special you would end up at around 23 hours (more like 21.5 if you deleted the Holiday Travesty). It's debatable, but I would say the quality issue falls more in STAR WARS favor. With Trek you would have to subtract all of VOYAGER, ENTERPRISE, and at least NEMESIS from the quality debate. Just my opinion though.
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Harrison Ford did not wear girdles, Shatner. Or toupees uhhh...WOOTWOOT
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Because "Star Trek" didn't need a Special Edition.
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My haiku stylings were auto-formatted into linear text. Bastardo computer!
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Just put < br > (without the spaces) for line breaks or < p > for paragraphs.
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I still have it, and it was worth the hassle.
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Alphabetically speaking, ST goes before SW, ergo ST is better
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Solo never wore a girdle!
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More explosions.
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No contest.
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Galaxy far, far away beats a galaxy too, too close.
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...but they both stink at times too.
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I find your lack of faith in startrek disturbing
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Star Trek. Because it has fucking. Sorry Mom.
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elemental greatness captured perfectly.
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Only one is about who we could be, about hope.
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AVATAR! Cause it fucked my eyeballs mightily!
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Cooler ships. Faster, more intense.
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Stargate is no.2 <p> Star Trek is no.3
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Star Wars was great, prequels killed the love. Go Boldly!
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STAR WARS rules because everyone wants to be Han Solo!
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Here's why, Han Solo, Han Solo, Han Solo........Han Solo.
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10 words
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There's a certain smoothness / crispness combination preferable to Dr. Pepper.
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Too close to call but there’s no Jar-jar in Trek.
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Han solo don't wear no toupee.
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To Boldy Go...with no Jar Jar Binks! Khhhhhaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn! Khhhhhhhhaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn!
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What Kirk doesn't screw he beats up or outsmarts.
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Star Trek: a better future. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.
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beam THIS up! May the force be with you,ALWAYS!
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The Force could never reckon the trouble with Tribbles!
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Don't start people up on this idiotic debate. Especially considering how many geeks I know like both. It's apples and oranges people. This is an argument that nerds and geeks are mocked for.
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I'll boldly keep on TREKkin' and not engage in WARS!
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is that nobody is going to choose based on anything but speculator's market. nobody cares about quality or love of their own passions any more, they'll pick the Jedi one because it will increase in value with the Leia slavegirl more than the other one will, and they'll then trade it to keep paying the bills while in the mom's basement. that's the way of it now quint!
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Google Hits: Wars 131 million, Trek 51 million. Wars Wins.
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Fact: Force beats phasers, end of line.
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Star Trek is science, Star Wars is religion. Science wins.
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Trek hasn't raped my childhood memories with Special Editions.
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Trek's fun. But, I BELIEVED in Star Wars. Still do.
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At least Final Frontier was entertaining and it had some of the greatest character moments between the principles of any of the original crew Trek films (I'm referring to the campfire talk, specifically, among others...not the lame comedy pieces that the other cast members were forced to play out). Star Trek: Nemesis on the other hand was boring, tired, poorly written, poorly directed & ripped off Wrath of Khan's plot in the crappiest way possible. If they had wanted to do a "let's bring back someone from the captain's past" thing, they should have chosen someone or something that had an impact on his life, was significant in some way and that the fans would have actually recognized and given two poops about...oh, wait...that's right they did that already in the entertaining, but full of holes and poor plotting First Contact. The worst of each? Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Star Trek: Nemesis
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Trek wins with more hot babes.
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Harry fought for Star Wars in Fanboys.
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Seven Samurai vs. Horatio Hornblower plus Carrie Fisher at 19
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Wars was hostility & pain. Trek!
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Admit it Trekkies, Jedi Mind Trick beats Vulcan Mind Meld.
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Star Trek needed a revamp. Star Wars lives on forever...
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Ten words? Only need four....The Empire Strikes Back.
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Thirty years later, I still want to be a Jedi.
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Star Trek taught me how to slap a hysterical woman.
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Star Trek had more tits, Wars had The Iconic Tits.
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Even at "Star Wars" worst, "Phantom Menace" had Darth Maul!
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Live long and Prosper. May the force be with you.
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Trek - As Kirk said "What does God need with Midiclorians?"
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First interracial kiss. You think first walking rug tops that?
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Only George Lucas could make incest both hot and acceptable...
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Star Wars didn't need a reboot.
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You should never wear a Red Shirt on Star Trek.
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No psudeo-religious bullcrap. Believable Tech. Kirk. Spoc. 'Nuff Said.
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Star Wars: quality time with my dad, a rare occurence
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Star Trek lacks lightsabers, ewoks, jawas, tauntauns and the Force.
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Dude. Seriously???
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How's that live longy-prospery stuff working out for you?
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Han didn't need to be called "Captain" all the time.
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Star Trek wins because they have no midichlorians!
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Better action would put Enterprise in traction.
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At least Trek fans wouldn't try stealing a shitty prequel.
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Trek provides hope that humans can evolve beyond status quo.
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Kill us both, Spock!
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Love Wars, indifferent to Trek, but Trek has Kirk!
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never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
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never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
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..wish there was a delete
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Movies existed before May 1977???
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I'm 41, and remember 1977 like it was yesterday.
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Oct. 22, 2010, 12:23 p.m. CST
And One (True Story) to Show I'm Actually Equal Opportunity
by ScruffyNerdHerder
1984 - R.I.P mural of Enterprise on high school desk = detention.
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Spock and McCoy had better arguments than Han and Leia.
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Trek had foreseen the cell phone and the iPad.
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The Falcon was too small to pack a cloaking device.
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No Klingon or Borg match the evil of the Sith.
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Lucas has not resorted to time travel plot devices
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Star Wars defined a generation, and transcends science fiction.
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On bad days I can watch Empire and feel better.
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Klingon Advice for Obi-Wan: wa' SuvwI' muHlu'DI', tuHchoH Hoch SuvwI'pu'
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Translation: The execution of but one warrior brings shame to all.
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Superior surprise sibling: sexy slave or slovenly charlatan Sybok?
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My 16th Anniversary today - the entire speech from my best man, "Congratulations, live long and prosper"
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When ships shake, crews falls IN SYNC to one side!
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Star Trek looks forward. Star Wars looks back. Star Trek wins.
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Star Trek looks forward. Star Wars looks back. Trek wins.
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Roddenberry was a Prophet, Lucas a profiteer. Go Boldly!
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But if we were talking an original Drew Struzan...
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Star Trek=visionary and always will.
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Vader: "Don't hate the playa, hate the game."
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Solo: "I'll fucking shoot you dead in this bar! Unless..."
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Ben: "Should've kicked you into the lava, my bad!"
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Kirk: "Prime directive?? Fuck that shit."
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leia's sexy slave bikini and jabba's space bong = win
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Kirk, Orion Slave Girls, Pon Farr > kissing siblings.
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Despite all of it's flaws, despite all the Jar-Jar antics, the Ewoks, the Midichlorines and God awful Jedi Rocks - it's still somehow more fun.
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...despite all it's flaws, it's still somehow more fun.
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Rick Berman Raped My Childhood!!! At least when Lucas rapes us, it's the creator of the franchise doing it, not some hack who inherited an empire. In my sick twisted world, I'll give Lucas the respect for molesting me himself. Don't ask me to explain myself, cuz I'm just talking through my bleeding, DP'd bunghole.
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Guardian of Forever. Let's get the Hell outta here.
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ye kinna break the laws of physics.
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Holodeck. Wink, wink, nudge, nudgen say no more!
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"Han Solo and Kirk both had round spaceships"...................Ummm yeah, they also had that in common......
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My ringtone: "I've got a bad feeling about this."
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has made all posters look pretty much exactly the same. I think that program really needs to evolve...
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Hey guys. I'm going to pick a winner over the weekend! If you entered look for a decision by Sunday evening!
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Oct. 23, 2010, 7:17 a.m. CST
Oh, and FIRST!!!!
by DaveVanceUsedToSleepInHisDFSVolvoNowItsACouncilVan
Hooray for Star Wars!
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I'm interested to see
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Stay tuned!
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in a story edit, or sent via email?
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Wink, wink, nudge, nudge! But seriously, any winners yet?
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and boy did it stink afterwards
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There is more Star Trek to love. Make it so.
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<br>Star Wars goes where no Star Trek has gone before. <br>Luke sacrifices a hand to gain a father. A hand! <br>Star Trek never had a Christmas Special. <br>Because incest is always funny when its not your family. <br>Slave Leia is hot. Slave Uhura is racist! <br>I have been and always should be your friend. <br>Goofy ears versus three man one ton puppets. <br>Collecting Star Trek Action Figures? Didn't think so. <br>Star Wars didn't need a reboot.
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I'll post it as its own story, but here is the winner: Yakface for "Star Trek Inspired Geeks, Star Wars inspired cinema." It's simple, but true. As tempted as I was to go with a funny entry (my favorite of the funny entries is charter's "Slave Leia is hot... slave Uhura is racist!") this one kind nailed the difference between the two franchises to me. No one can call into question Star Trek's influence on the genre, but I think Star Wars' influence was much wider and broader.<BR><BR>I'll include the ten or so runners up in the official post, but congratulations to Yakface! I've emailed him with the address he registered with. If I don't hear back from him via email or this talkback in the next 24 hours I'll go to my second favorite until I can reach a winner!
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Talk about an anti-climax!
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we ever gonna see this update post? I'm curious(and I'm sure I'm not the only one) as to who the runners up were.
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