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Josh Holloway's Mission, Should He Choose To Accept It...

Merrick here...
Per THIS article in Hollywood Reporter, Josh Holloway...Sawyer from LOST ...the only actor I can imagine truly being able to take over Kurt Russell's Snake Plissken role in that ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK remake we keep hearing about...will be joining Tom Cruise, Ving Rhames, Jeremy Renner and Simon Pegg on the Impossible Missions Force in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE IV. Vladimir Mashkov and Paula Patton will also star in the J.J. Abrams produced, Brad Bird directed film, for which locations are now being scouted (a return to Prague?). The picture's angling for a Christmasish release next year.
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  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST

    I come to mourn a great Talkbacker: D.Vader

    by ColonelFatheart

    D.Vader was one of the most valuable Talkbackers on this site. He had been here a long time, and he always had something SMART and THOUGHTFUL to contribute to a conversation. Even when he disagreed with you, he did so respectfully, therefore commanding the same respect from you. <p> This place is overrun with trolls and spammers, but D.Vader gets the boot for merely questioning Beaks' arbitrary banning policy? Pardon my French, but what a load of shit. Vader deserved better than that. <p> Goodbye for now, Vader. You are a wise Talkbacker, a helluva Pedalbacker, and a loyal friend. I hope you will be back soon. <p> Beaks, if you have any appreciation for fairness, you will reinstate D.Vader. I call on all of you who laughed or argue with Vades over the years to join me in imploring Beaks to undo his grave error. It is time to fix this, sir.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST

    FIRST

    by UTexLex

    First

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:12 p.m. CST

    I'm happy to see Holloway getting work.

    by ColonelFatheart

    He's got the charisma to be the kind of action star we're missing these days.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:13 p.m. CST

    what nickname will he give Tom Cruise?

    by Tightlines

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:16 p.m. CST

    Uh, why mention Escape from New York at all?

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

    I don't care about your shitty opinions on a shitty remake. Thanks for making it sound like this jackass had the role of snake plissken though, so fuck you, fuck this site, BRING BACK D.VADER

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:16 p.m. CST

    Damon Lindelof...

    by biffy88

    ...has already tweeted that his nickname would be Hoppy. I miss Lost :(

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:17 p.m. CST

    "Nicely unimpossibled, Freackles"

    by Flummage

    *non-homoerotic, shirtless, slow motion high-five*

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:17 p.m. CST

    so JJ is gonna ruin Sawyer now?

    by MacReady452

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:18 p.m. CST

    Fuck You, Timothy Olyphant for Snake Plissken

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

    Or, just bring back Kurt Russell

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:21 p.m. CST

    why does this site get so ban happy when someone dies?

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    jerks are gonna be jerks, theres no reason to ban someone cause they make a death joke, it's the internet people, not sunday school

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:24 p.m. CST

    ESCAPE III or NOTHING

    by CARTMANEZ

    i dont wanna see no remake of EFNY from the likes of Wiseman or Ratner or Anderson....<p> bring back Kurt for Snake and Carpenter to direct (or some JC fan like Q Tarintino to direct and Carpenter produce it or something)<p> Escape From Earth will do fine thank you

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    D.Vader got banned?

    by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform

    I actually liked him. He was a good chap.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:28 p.m. CST

    I'd like to see him take over Indiana Jones

    by beastie

    It's not like that franchise is exactly sacred after the last installment.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:29 p.m. CST

    lol, Olyphant over Holloway for Snake!?

    by Shermdawg

    What you be smokin', son???

  • Even better, Holloway's character kills Ethan Hunt, calling him a "Sonuvabitch" right before splattering Hunt's face into a bloody mess.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:49 p.m. CST

    What SpyGuy Said

    by ApolloBrowncoat

    For a second I forgot Cruise was already signed on and got excited over the idea of Holloway as Ethan Hunt. Then came the icy backhand of reality...

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:53 p.m. CST

    Directed by Brad Bird

    by Happyfat73

    Those four words ensure my bum is in the seat.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:54 p.m. CST

    the rest of the cast

    by dopepope

    will get a combined screen time of 9-10 minutes. It's the Tom Cruise show part 4.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:55 p.m. CST

    This generations Harrison Ford

    by Taragor

    He's totally got the "scoundrel" look and attitude. Would like to see his career take off in that regard. Good luck to him, he put his time in on Lost and killed it. In these times of lame ass actors, its nice to see someone work their way up proper. Just my 2 cents

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 6:57 p.m. CST

    D.Vader

    by Transhuman

    Yeah, I have to wonder why one would want to ban the more intelligent talkbackers. What is it he did exactly? Gotta call BS on that.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! D. VADER?!?!?!

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Somebody banned VADER? VADER?!?!?! He's one of the most reasonable, well-spoken, thoughtful pedalbackers among us!<p>I second (or third or fourth) that call for D. Vader's reinstatement. What the hell could he possibly have done? Are you freakin' kidding me?

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:03 p.m. CST

    Fatheart

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Can you relate what happened? Where's the talkback?

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:08 p.m. CST

    Today's Talkbacker of the Day

    by HansBubi

    ...is D.Vader. He is a (former) talkbacker who doesn't have a bad reputation on the boards *gasp*. I think AICN should be proud to have had a logical minded talkbacker for so long. This place can do a number on some people, and those people rarely recover. D.Vader stayed strong until the ban hammer claimed him. I won't say congratulations given the circumstances, yet we wish you the best D.Vader. Until tomorrow...

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:09 p.m. CST

    BRING BACK D.VADER!

    by Dreadlock Holmes

    DO IT NOW!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:10 p.m. CST

    Okay, it obviously happened in the Menke talkback

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    'Cause that's where Beaks posted something about "off-topic" or "disrespectful" posts and their authors being banned. I can't see D. Vader ever being disrespectful. He's put up with a lot of shit (and quite a bit from me, actually) and he's always been the model of calm, cool respect and dignity.<p>But "off-topic?" OFF-TOPIC?!?!? Well, fuck, and WTF?!?!?! That's EVERY FUCKING TALKBACK.<p>The new rule is "only 'on-topic' posts?" That's fine, well and good, but let's just be sure that shit gets enforced fairly and equally.<p>And I can't begin to imagine D. Vader suddenly jumping off-topic to post some inane shit about, say, shoes for sale or ways to get a girlfriend. Hope you yahoos are staying on top of that shit with your newfound purity pledge.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:13 p.m. CST

    Yeah I remember my old handle was Doc_Strange.....

    by Han Cholo

    Harry went on about crying because Fay Wraye died and he wrote this monstrous, gooey, sticky-sweet, love letter page about her being in King Kong and shit. It just seemed to me that some light needed to be made of Harry's utter chode-ness so I typed, quote: "Harry, you're fat." <p> Little did I know I would be banned within a day and wasn't able to chime in on the talbacks for a year or so. Then one day I was able to register and was then known as Han_Cholo. Except I guess the admins thought that was too cool of a handle for anyone to possess so they stuck me with this fucked up handle. I didn't even choose it. How the fuck did that happen?

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:13 p.m. CST

    For the love of GOD

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Can someone please tell me what the hell happened? I really, really, really wanna hear the immature, overreaction that surely occurred. (Dude, I called Bob Orci all kinds of shit TO HIS FACE - sorta - in a talkback. Admittedly, I didn't know it was him. But still...)<p>Fuck. D. Vader? You gotta know that you look like a big fat nasty fucking twat for banning the likes of Vader.<p>Me and Vader have disagreed A LOT, but I've never, ever, ever not once ever found his DISAGREEABLE. I got a lotta respect for the guy. What a fucking waste.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:14 p.m. CST

    if it can happen to D.Vader, it can happen to any of us...

    by JackSlater4

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:16 p.m. CST

    I been banned about eight times around here

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    I can't even remember all my screen names. And, honest to God, I've probably deserved all the bans. And I can even understand insulting the site's owner (or whatever). But Vader? Come on. I have seriously never heard that guy utter one harsh fucking word.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    That's like fucking banning Doc Pazuzu

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Shit, even THAT guy has done more arguing and insulting than Vader.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:20 p.m. CST

    I think if you take the time to even come here....

    by Han Cholo

    You might have a lot of time on your hands, you flame other talkbackers, movie writers, shit, even Bruce Willis himself for trying to bribe everyone to see his fucked up Die Hard movie but hey, at least you give a shit about movies and this is where all the marketing execs and company idiots go to get their market research. We the talkbackers make shit happen here on AICN.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:21 p.m. CST

    Oh and Josh Holloway is more likeable than Tom Cruise

    by Han Cholo

    He's the guy everyone else wants to see as the action hero or even the anti-hero. They should just make a Big Trouble in Little China sequel with Josh taking over as Jack Burton. That would be awesome!!!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:23 p.m. CST

    Bicycle, you made a good point...

    by HansBubi

    ...by bringing up the frequent posts about buying shoes or finding a (sex) date online. I see those posts all the time. We're very lucky to have regular talkbacks such as D.Vader. I'm completely thrown for a loop by spam ads existing on the boards while a long-time, civil talkbacker is banned. I am very interested to hear about how D.Vader went off topic (oh no!) or said something insulting/disrespectful.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    HansBubi

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    (Great name, btw!) Best I can piece together (and I'm kinda guessing here), Beaks stated in the Menke talkback that "off-topic" or "disrespectful" posts would be deleted and their authors banned. Colonel implied that Vader "challenged" that, by which I assume that he did something jokingly off topic (or disrespectful). Knowing Vader, I'd assume the former and not the latter, but I'm not sure.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    TO ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN BANNED

    by Disgustin_Justin_Returns

    Come back to AICN using a web proxy to mask your IP address, several I've used can be found on <P> hidemyass.com (it and many of the proxy links there, or<P> web4proxy.com just to name a few.<P> You can register with a different email address and your back.<P> Eventually your IP address will change automatically since most of us have dynamic and not a static IP, and you won't need the proxy anymore.<P> I'm sure a lot of you realize this, but for those who don't, hope it helps.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    Mike Hunt

    by Dingbatty

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Thanks for the update Bicycle

    by HansBubi

    Hopefully we'll learn the full, detailed story soon.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:30 p.m. CST

    Is it apropos Sally's second-to-last project...

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Was a revenge fantasy about fighting back against Nazi (censors)? Well, it beaks me! I guess we'll never know.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:36 p.m. CST

    To be fair, Beaks DID warn him...

    by Dreadlock Holmes

    Just saying.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:42 p.m. CST

    One thing about Cruise...

    by BigTuna

    I can't recall another actor working with so many legendary and interesting directors. Bird might be new to live action films, but what an interesting choice of a director. Cruise knows how to pick them.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:43 p.m. CST

    What happened exactly?

    by anonymoose

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST

    BUY MY SHOES

    by MY_DINNER_WITH_THE_CHOPPAH

    Etc

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST

    so Renner gets to be in whatever movie he wants now?

    by Tigger Tales

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    This Is Going To Be The Homo-Erotic Movie Ever!!!

    by Media Messiah

    And you thought that no movie could out homo-erotic Top Gun? You were wrong.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    That's: This Is Going To Be The Greatest Homo-Erotic Movie Ever!

    by Media Messiah

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:50 p.m. CST

    Beaks Mission, Should He Choose To Accept It...

    by ChocolateJesusMan

    Is ti Pull his head out of his fat ass and unban D.Vader ( a good talkbacker & a great guy) the second thing is to stop hosting this site on a Atari 800 & ban the real fucks that keep selling shoes/esx on the talkbacks

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    What D.Vader actually wrote

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    Was simply that Beak's mandate that "offensive OR EVEN OFF TOPIC" posts would be banned was unfair, since when did going off-topic become grounds for banning? Was everyone who wrote something slightly different than RIP or condolences to Menke going to get banned? That's ALL he wrote. He wasn't even making any jokes or being disrespectful, just fairly and reasonably asking why this bizarre edict had come into play.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:54 p.m. CST

    DON'T DO IT JOSH!

    by NippleEffect

    Career suicide teaming up with tinkerbell tommy girl

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 7:57 p.m. CST

    Turd_Has_Risen

    by HansBubi

    If that's true, and I do believe you, I have no words...

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:01 p.m. CST

    im jealous of the dvade love

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    but at least everyone is glad rplocke is gone

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:05 p.m. CST

    It's Been A Big Week For Bans

    by Raskolnikov_was_framed

    jesus...rplocke, vader, and choppah

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST

    Too bad D.Vader wasn't selling athletic shoes.

    by vic twenty

    His ass would be in every talkback every fucking day! All the dipshits on this site and Vader gets the hammer. That is fucking precious. <p> In Trading Places, Mr. Beaks was fucked in the ass by an 800 lb gorilla. On AICN, D.Vader was fucked in the ass by Mr. Beaks. <p> VADER!! Come back as Billy_Ray_Valentine and exact your revenge on the evil Mr. Beaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST

    Turd is right, HansBubi.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I saw that shit go down. Pure BULLSHIT.

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  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    HAHAHA fuck d.vader

    by lostboytexas

    another one bites the dust!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:12 p.m. CST

    Windows 7 Key?

    by anonymoose

    What the fuck?

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:12 p.m. CST

    Might as well ban us all for going off topic..

    by fanboy71

    Oh, and Josh Holloway is a horrible actor. Sawyer was the worst acted character on LOST. I never understood his appeal. He's even kinda flabby around the middle to be so sought after by the fairer sex. Timothy Olyphant for Snake? I could see that! Did anyone see The Perfect Getaway? He was a total badass in that.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Anybody want to buy a windows product?

    by vic twenty

    GET THE FUCKING HAMMER BEAKS!!!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    'moose

    by ColonelFatheart

    Yeah, that one gets through, but D.Vader is fucking toast. Unreal ...

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    lostboy, no fuck jay2517!

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    you know you has no qualms with DV

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:15 p.m. CST

    Yes, D. Vader

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Make it Billy Ray Valentine! Beaks loves getting fucked in the ass! He's an ass-fucked lover from waaaaaay back!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    vader was only half retarded

    by lostboytexas

    but look, disrespect the admins and eat fire. its the AICN way.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST

    Getting D. Vader reinstated

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Is the most important thing we could DO with our lives!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:20 p.m. CST

    VADER DIDN'T LAND ON PLYMOUTH ROCK!!

    by vic twenty

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:20 p.m. CST

    PLYMOUTH ROCK LANDED ON VADER!!!

    by vic twenty

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    It's a shame...

    by HansBubi

    ...that an article about a filmmaker's passing (which I felt and still feel genuinely bad about) led to talkbackers feeling like they could be banned for posting any comment that doesn't adhere to someone's strict vision of what should be said. I'm not saying that with a sarcastic, aggressive attitude. It really is a shame that we're all talking about a good talkbacker getting banned when we should be talking about Sally Menke's career or the casting of the next Mission Impossible. And so it goes at AICN.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    sorry i'm a lil Drunk Tonight

    by ChocolateJesusMan

    Fuck Harry for not updating this site & running it on an Atari 800 (and having the writing skills of a retarded chimp) & Fuck beaks Nazi Ass for banning vader

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    Strike him down, Beaks....

    by vic twenty

    And he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    everyone STFU

    by lostboytexas

    im trying to watch The Howling!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    YOU CAN KILL THE MAN, BEAKS

    by vic twenty

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    BUT YOU CAN'T KILL THE MESSAGE

    by vic twenty

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    D.VADER?! WHAT THE FUCK?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...banning D.Vader is a massive display of thin skinned, irritable-pussy behavior. Sure, he was critical of management from time to time, but he was never foul or offensive, and he was one of the most reasonable and well informed talkbackers around.<P> Sadly, I'm not sure he'll be back. He was rightfully proud of the fact that he'd been here from the very start of AICN...always under the same nick (except for a brief period when he lost his ".").<P> This is shameful.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    BEAKS FUCK YOU

    by vic twenty

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    TURK 182

    by vic twenty

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    d.vader

    by lostboytexas

    was being a douche in an obituary post. big no-no!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    Thanks Flickapoo

    by HansBubi

    You've been around long enough to earn talkbackers' respect, as well as to comment on the situation. Thanks for your input, and I hope you don't disappear.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:34 p.m. CST

    If it can happen to Beaks, it can happen to any of us.

    by vic twenty

    I shed a tear to think that Danny Glovers Dick Blood was the high point of this site.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    PS: I've noticed a few "off topic" posts in the MenkeObitBack.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Vader I means.

    by vic twenty

    Damn you Beaks, you have me flummoxed.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    Ain't We A Bunch of Pussys

    by Crooooooow

    Wah! Someone questioned my behavior. I'll show him! BAN

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:37 p.m. CST

    I actually agree with Hansbubi here about the banning.

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    I've seen Talkbackers say some insane and inappropriate things, but for the most part, freedom of speech is held in high regard on this website. I do realize that an Obituary/tribute article is a different kind of beast than the usual 'who could be cast as Too Much Coffee Man' type of story, but it seems that in this case an editor has decided to play the role of the moral authority and gratify his sense of power by banning a couple of Talkbackers who dared to question his authority in a story he posted. I don't like it. I think Beaks may be wrong in this judgement, and I hope he admits it and readmits those who were bannes so we can all get back to doing what we do: Bitch about Hollywood morons and cheer for good film makers!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:37 p.m. CST

    CREEPYTHINMAN HERE, IT'S BEAKS AND NORDLING, YOU SURPRISED?

    by TheTwilightZone

    I'm not because they were two of Devin Faraci's biggest ass kissing sycophants on C.H.U.D.. I get a bad feeling that Knowles is going to take a back seat to running this place and has hired Faraci to run AICN. If that happens kiss AICN goodbye because that fat hairy pedophile will ban anyone who dares to challenge his moronic bullshit.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:43 p.m. CST

    KNOW WHY BEAKS/NORDLING ARE ACTING LIKE THE MENKE GESTAPO......

    by TheTwilightZone

    It’s because, like Faraci, they are Tarantino worshippers who suckle on his nuts with every movie he makes and they hope that QT is reading AICN and see that they are protecting the honor of his editor from the unwashed masses. Well, FUCK SALLY MENKE, FUCK HER DEAD ASSHOLE AND SHIT IN HER MOUTH!!! Fuck that ugly bald bastard Beak and fuck Nordling who’s also a gimpy looking fuckstick along with his nasty looking wife and retarded child. FUCK THEM ALL!!! ATTICA!!!ATTICA!!!ATTICA!!!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:44 p.m. CST

    Maybe Harry is looking for investors

    by InActionMan

    in his new "NerdBook" or whatever his new big idea is. Our usual asshatery may have chase a shark away.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    YEAH, CTM

    by BringingSexyBack

    Might as well put a black background on this site and call it a day. <P> Beaks could've just deleted the posts. Didn't have to ban the man. Fuck this.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    Hope D Vader gets back somehow

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    Scientists should be using the "ban hammer" as an example of pure randomness. Its honestly a joke. People are incredibly offensive and rude to the "writers" here and get away with it, trolls posting galore and no issue and I will say the same thing as many others there isn't a lot more sensible, thoughtful and reasonable people on her than D Vader. Hope he gets back soon as this place is much worse of for his absence.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    Your fucking definition of "being a douche"...

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Is pretty fucking expansive, no? Asking a question about posting off-topic is, to you, being a douche? Not saying anything disrespectful like "what a dumb fucking cunt for hiking in 113 degree weather at 57 years old," but simply saying, "Off-topic? That's your criteria? Since when? 'Cause never before." That's douchey to you, huh? Right.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:48 p.m. CST

    I MISS MCWEENY

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    I second the two main sentiments of this TB.

    by TommyGavinsEgo

    1: Banning DVader is a giant fuck-you to all the ACTUAL reasonable, decent talkbackers who've been coming here for a long time. When the likes of Asimov or ScottPilgrimFan or other one-note spam-tastic fuckwits hijack every single board, and sabotage every constructive, (mostly) polite debate... that's a fucking TRAVESTY. <p> <p> And secondly, Josh Holloway deserved to be a megastar. He's exactly the kind of rough-round-the-edges, handsome, roguish, cocky, heroic leading MAN that a whole generation of young kids are growing up without. He could be to them what Ford was to us. (And I'm chucking Nathan Fillion in there too - I've said it for years. The fact these two guys aren't on billboards and having 150 million dollar opening weekends, and any bunch of pansy-ass half-men are getting the big bucks, speaks volumes about Hollywood these days. <p> <p> As for MI4 - kill off Cruise. I like the guy onscreen, but the franchise with him has run its course, and the beauty of the concept is they can recast and remold the team from episode to episode. <p> <p> Plus - anyone who lives in the UK and watched that BBC documentary on Scientology tonight, knows that the Cruiser - poor fucker - must be 100 per cent, certifiably, completely batshit insane beyond any final doubt. <p> <p> Night all. Bring back DVader.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:51 p.m. CST

    Or, crazy idea here, Beaks could've fuckin'

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Answered Vader's fucking question with something like, "Well, it's happened in the past (disrespect and off-topic posts), but I'd mung the shit outta Sally's moldering cunt (she's that good) and I'm gonna be pretty strict here." End of story. I highly doubt Vader, of all people, would subsequently jump in with some shit about cheap sneakers and young bitches that wanna fuck older guys as follow up.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    ...boycott Beaks Talkbacks?

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    PREACH ON, SHARER!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    I am very glad to see...

    by HansBubi

    regular talkbackers show their support for D.Vader. Many of the talkbackers I hoped would speak up have spoken up about this development. Good work everyone.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:54 p.m. CST

    I like the sound of that, Flick ... BOYCOTT BEAKS TALKBACKS?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:54 p.m. CST

    HARRY - STEP UP

    by BringingSexyBack

    and fix this mess.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:54 p.m. CST

    WHAT BEAKS TALKBACKS?

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    How 'bout if Vader had posted that...

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Sally Menke, God rest her soul, loved the cheap, cheap trainers that she could get at at hiker-hell-mung.com and that she'll be missed at underage-bitches-that-love-fat-sweaty-old-guys.com. Wonder if that would have been considered "off topic."

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Flick

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    I'm with ya. Fuck Beaks's talkbacks. Boycott everything that guy writes. How's that, Beaks? Respectful enough for you? Learn to answer a question, you bald fucking twat. You're the kind of cunt that gives the rest of us nerds a bad fucking name.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:57 p.m. CST

    as the 1st casualty of the bans

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    i say we all find a mutual place to go... maybe twitter? we cannot and should not continue comin here because these assbuts are makin money off disrespectin us with "reviews"... so lets go somewhere else! my fellow banned and damned, lets go! sincerly, the guy who married your mother

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    BSB - Beaks's RIP to Sally Menke

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Main page. Or just search under "Beaks is a giant cunt" and you'll find something. I'm SURE you'll find something. What a fucking musty twat.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    ...you too, StepBacker?

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    I Feel Bad-

    by Annie The Pod Racer

    I feel like a grown up version of me was banned. Bring back DV!!!!!!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack, FUCK MCWEENY!!! THAT COCKSUCKER CAN ROT IN HEL

    by TheTwilightZone

    Along with his C.O.D. Mail Order Whore and "his" kids.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9 p.m. CST

    slow night, huh ladies?

    by lostboytexas

    anyway, olyphant smokes holloway any day of the week. sawyer will be back to old navy commercials soon! bung

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:01 p.m. CST

    we cant boycott beaks

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    are we really not gonna post in a tb he has written? even if its about justin bieber cast as Superman (if that crazy ish ever happened)... dont tell me ya wouldnt... we need to boycott the entire site, shit hasnt changed since 1999!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    SHARER - I MEANT I'M IGNORING THOSE TBACKS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Eh. Not a fan of anal rape movies any old way.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    Dude, the second I see Beaks'

    by The Bicycle Sharer

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    Was Dark Nolan banned? He must have come close.

    by vic twenty

    He had an innocent enough comment about Sally's dog not dying in the Obit TB that could be construed as a snarky comment. <p> Beaks can reinstate Vader if he wants to or if Harold wants him to. They have the ability to do it. Un-shit this turd, gents.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    Truly a sad day.

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    D. Vader was a truly a professional, if I could even humbly bestow such a description on anyone. If there was any talkbacker that should have received some sort of special talkback color (you know, not black, but maybe... grey? red? green? anyway), it was D. Vader. May he take pity on us and return to the fold somehow, some day. <p> To get "on" topic though, I like Josh Holloway, but can't really see him get passed playing Sawyer over and over. </p>

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    CTM - AT LEAST MCWEENY WOULDN'T PULL SOMETHING LIKE THIS

    by BringingSexyBack

    You really had to go full on toxic to draw his ire. This was a cheap shot, not Drew's style.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:04 p.m. CST

    That's Beaks's name...

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    I'm outta that article. No talkbacking for sure. That is ridiculously unprofessional. But then look at that pecker-shaped head. I'm surprised it doesn't shoot jizz out the top. What a fucking dickhead. Learn to answer a fucking question, you ignorant fucking German helmet!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:05 p.m. CST

    Beaks loves anal rape movies

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    He's got a whole collection at home "not ready for prime time," if you know what I mean.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:05 p.m. CST

    Banning Vader is wrong...

    by Billyeveryteen

    Bring him back please.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST

    Next movie in the Beaks anal rape collection

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    "When Beaks Met Sally... And Her Dead Asshole!"

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST

    I'M BURNING MY COPY OF BRING IT ON

    by BringingSexyBack

    For Vader! For justice!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST

    Don't boycott beaks

    by vadakinX

    Seriously, don't. Instead, seek out Beaks articles and start up conversations about D.Vader's ban. Don't let this shit die. Everytime a respected talkbacker gets banned we kick up a fuss for a day and then it's back to norma. This time let's keep it up. Article writers should not have moderating powers. Ideally there would be volunteer moderators looking over the talkbacks instead. The people who write the articles can post and have their black boxes but don't give them banning authority. Let that be in the hands of a dedicated team of moderators made up of the most respected and trustworthy talkbackers on AICN. <p> That's how it should be. <p> But aside from that, don't let this ban issue drop. Keep it up in every Beaks talkback. Fuck it do it any every talkback no matter who the author is. The talkbackers are what make AICN what it is. So fuck talking about the topic of the day, just focus on D.Vader being banned and the BS that goes on here.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:09 p.m. CST

    An interesting idea, vadakinX

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    What say you, gentlemen? Shall we anally rape Beaks's talkbacks by bombarding him with conversations of Vader's ban?

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    if ya have a problem with beaks

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    send him a tweet @mrbeaks... call em a scunt like i did

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    Wasn't Beaks a Choad.com guy?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Yeah, that's right. He's a choad. In fact, he's Choada, the green fucking dispenser of inane truisms and bannings.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Token

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Done.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:14 p.m. CST

    And if D.Vader is restored...

    by vadakinX

    Even if he is unbanned, still keep it up. For years talkbackers have complained about the ass-backwardsness of this site. Even something as simple as an Edit button has been begged for over and over again. <p> The banning of D.Vader has galvanized a lot of people (ok...a dozen...uh...) and as talkbackers, as the people who drive the ad revenue we need to be heard and listened to. The talkbacks need updating, they need to be properly moderated and not by the contributors. <p> Look what's happened to IGN. The fucking shoe sellers have taken over. It will happen here too without a dedicated moderating team who are fair and respected by the talkbackers. The AICN staff shouldn't have the power to moderate and shouldn't be doing that anyway. Let them chat in talkbacks with us or write their articles. Being a contributor shouldn't give you ban powers. <p> Long Live The Revolution!!! Tacos anyone?

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Douchery, thy name is BEAKS.

    by vic twenty

    Swing that Ban Hammer verrrrrrrrrry carefully.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:16 p.m. CST

    I ONLY COME HERE FOR THE TALKBACKS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Reviews about home invasion porn I can live without.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:17 p.m. CST

    Vades...

    by anonymoose

    ...your army is assembling.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    Best to stay out of that obit, BSB

    by vic twenty

    Or YOU could be next. This site is always looking to bite the hands that feed it.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    ...done then. I will never again post on-topic in a Beaks...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Talkback.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    Wow. Just saw Beaks's pic from SDCC last year

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/41762<p>I'm motherfucking James Bond next to this fuck! What... a... fucking... goob.<p>I guess I pretty much understand the banning now. I mean, look at this fuck. He's gotta exercise some fucking power and control somehow. And it ain't gonna over his hairline or waist.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST

    OOOOOOFFFF TOOOOOOPIIIIIIC!!!!!!!!!!

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    "wheres the DVADE obit?"

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    the new Aicn meme... use it wisely (in a beaks tb that is)

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    Long Live The Revolution!!

    by vadakinX

    To be clear though...I don't wanna lead this thing...I don't wanna be banned. Yeah I'm a pussy ha.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    Couldn't we talk about Vader in every other

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    talkback and still boycott Beaks?

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    How 'bout OAF TOPIC?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    'Cause that pretty much covers Beaks entirely. Does he get banned now?

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    Oh, fucking lord that pic.

    by anonymoose

    He looks like this grumpy kid I knew in high school that pissed everyone off.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Hmm

    by vadakinX

    Capone's just put a review from Fantastic Fest up. Now I'm not saying it should be hijacked, that would get me in trouble. I'm just saying there's a new talkback open that's short on posts.... :P

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Beaks likes to let the mung-juice

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Roll down that bald pate and drip into his eyes and into his mouth. Anal mung juice, of course. He wouldn't have it any other way.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:24 p.m. CST

    Yeah, it's going to be a very sad day...

    by HansBubi

    ...when all of us can't even talk in the talkbacks because shoe ads and sex date offers have taken over. I really do like the idea of having loyal, trustworthy talkbackers moderate the talkbacks. I welcome the site's writers to post in the talkbacks, even if it's to disagree with our opinions, yet they shouldn't also be banning individuals who respond to them in a way that makes them feel bad. IGN is a very good example of a site that has had its talkbacks overrun with bullshit, and I hope Harry is willing to be proactive and avoid that fate here. Also, D.Vader being banned...ridiculous.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:24 p.m. CST

    VadakinX ... I like your style.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:24 p.m. CST

    iamnicksaicnsn

    by vadakinX

    We could but I think we want Beaks to see it. I actually think he's right about not talking shit in an obit post and think those should be out of bounds for this. But D.Vader wasn't talking shit. Which of course is the point.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:24 p.m. CST

    VIC - GOTCHA

    by BringingSexyBack

    I wouldn't know Sally Menke from Sally Hansen anyway.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Sieg hiel!

    by anonymoose

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    no vada!

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    dont highjack the tb! give praise to capone! he is the best thing about this site that gets paid (choppah would be the best nonpaid part of the site)... everyone go there and say thank capone for not bein a douchebag

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack, YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MCWEENY…..

    by TheTwilightZone

    He was Devin Faraci’s AICN counterpart. Both fat, hairy pedo’s with superiority complexes that masked their self-loathing the everlasting knowledge that they would never be loved. If you were here last year, you should have seen the performance of McFaggot during that Wolverine workprint talkback where he and FatShitGingerFuck displayed they’re absolute hypocrisy at Roger Friedman being fired, for reviewing a downloaded copy of the movie and admitting it, when AICN was built on such activities, most notably when FatFuck reviewed Attack of the Clones after watching an unsanctioned copy that had been smuggled to him. Holy fuck you should have read the condescension of McPunchingBag which is all he was ever good for. I suckered him into revealing his true self on the board and it destroyed him which is why he’s been AWOL ever since. As far as I know.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:29 p.m. CST

    CTM - I HAD SOME GOOD INTERACTION WITH DREW

    by BringingSexyBack

    I know lots of guys don't like him, and that's cool, but he was on record as saying he respected talkbackers' contribs to the site. He might've thrown some punches with y'all, but he didn't hide behind a banhammer as far as I can tell.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    See, the thing about Capone...

    by HansBubi

    ...is that I'm fairly certain he almost never reads the talkbacks. For well over a year he wasn't aware that people were posting ridiculous comments about Joshua Swaney in every single Chicago screening contest talkback. I think someone said they asked Capone about the Joshua Swaney phenomenon at one of the screenings, and he had no idea what he was talking about. So, although I wish Capone contributed more to the talkback discussions, I at least respect that he doesn't feel the need to assert some kind of bullshit sense of authority in his talkbacks.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    Exactly the point re: talking disrepectfully

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Vader wasn't. He, from what we've gleaned, asked a question of that bald sack of turds. And, to be honest, some of the shit on here goes all over the place, but I kinda like that. 'Cause sometimes, in all the crazy off-topic meanderings, you learn something or you have an interesting conversation that brings you closer (or farther away) from somebody else. It's called freedom of speech, freedom of expression. And, yes, I know that this place AINT free; that it's bought and paid for and, as such, the guys who run it get to decide who stays and who goes. But sometimes that shit is pretty specious, pretty capricious.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:31 p.m. CST

    To make this work

    by vadakinX

    If this is going to work then it's gotta be more than just the polite and respectful among us. You've gotta bring guys like Asimovlives and people like him in on this because while you may disagree with them, they do stir up debate and keep the talkbacks going. <p> What I'm saying is the enemy of my enemy is my friend (actually I hate JJ too but that's a different matter :P ). <p> And it can't be spam either. It has to be genuine conversation. If we can engage the contributors, including Beaks, great. At the very least they need to listen. Harry is very loyal to his friends and he's very fond of the current format of AICN no matter how hold it is. We have to convince him that some adjustments are necessary for the sake of the site. <p> Banning D.Vader was ridiculous but this is bigger than that. Also I'm sure he's loving the attention he's getting. Don't let this die. Long Live The Revolution.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    Holy shit that pic!

    by JackSlater4

    I had no idea Beaks was Eddie Deezen!<P> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0214430/

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    I'm in

    by BlaGyver

    Beaks will never hear the end of this.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:33 p.m. CST

    josh swaney? theotherjosh?

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    the tber who pratically begged the lost defenders to stop makin fun of him and asked how he could be cool with them? he was a ok guy, but that shit wit him and toughguyrizzo was pathetic...

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:34 p.m. CST

    Fuck it - how's this - and I'm sure you (and they) will get the

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    But I've been coming to this site for more than a decade. Pretty sure I remember finding it while wasting time on a work computer in the year 2000.<p>So, anyway, to this day, I check mania.com (used to be cinescape.com), darkhorizons.com, and aintitcool.com every single day, multiple times a day.<p>Would someone be kind enough to provide me a list of other similar sites for this sort of shit. A big fat fucking list of other similar places that I might be able to find a similar product. You know, ones that don't ban you for asking a question.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Bwahahaha! I love Deezen

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    He is fun-nay!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    The funniest thing about that Beaks pic...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    is that the slobby bastard was crowing about how fit he was at the time it was taken, and that since then he had gained about 100 lbs!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:36 p.m. CST

    Also, Merrick

    by BlaGyver

    Sorry to be jackin' your talkback. Nothing personal.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST

    First they ban D. Vader. Next they come for

    by kabong

    that fucker who used to post multi multiples of the same msg. <p> That guy should've been banned. <p> Or was he?

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Anyway, back to off topic:

    by kabong

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Yeah, true dat on Merrick

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    I don't always agree with the San Fran Looney ;-) but he's an okay gee from my experience. Thanks for letting us vent some frustration with that bald cocksucker, Merrick.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:38 p.m. CST

    The Bicycle Sharer

    by JackSlater4

    news wise slashfilm.com is becoming my favorite, they keep it coming pretty steady, the ads are getting on my nerves and the message boards are worthless

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:39 p.m. CST

    Yes Merrick sorry about this

    by vadakinX

    I mean no disrespect to the contributors (well...most of them... :P), we value what you do and wish you would do more of it. But something happened today that has sparked an outcry from talkbackers and it's about time our concerns were addressed.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:39 p.m. CST

    Turd, really? Fucking hell... A year long Doritothon?

    by anonymoose

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:40 p.m. CST

    rip: yourstepdaddy!

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    that was one cool badass mofo! also to jehovas_witness! fuck RPLocke...

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:40 p.m. CST

    Wait! Fuck! That was the "thin" pic!

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Oh, shit, motherfucker! Lay off that Double Mung With Cheese and fucking invest in a treadmill! Helps burn off aggression (and calories) and saves you from making a mistake like banning Vader 'cause you're pissed that your boyfriend can't find your little dinky under the fleshy folds!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:40 p.m. CST

    Actually

    by BlaGyver

    Let's be proffesional about this. It's EASY at this point to make fun of Beaks himself. If we really want to make a point, we need to be as cordial and intelligent with our talkjackings as possible. Calling Beaks a bald greasy fat fuck isn't going to get Vader unbanned. Clearly and professionally voicing our discontent with Vader's banning might.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    SHARER

    by BringingSexyBack

    Aintitbalenews.com is one welcoming site I hear.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    Trying to catch-up on the bannings here...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...and I'm disappointed to see that D.Vader was caught on the business end of the Banhammer. When I think of all the other countless, useless Trolls that go unchecked on AICN's boards, it's a shame when a longtime stalwart like D.Vader (a class-act Talkbacker) gets hosed.<P>I would like to second TommyGavinsEgo's thoughts on guys like AssimovLives and/or SCARLETT_JOHANSSONS_BREAST_MILK (runs with 4-5 current aliases): time and again these guys overrun this site with their spamming garbage and pedantic one-note bullshit. Yet, it continues to remain ignored and untouched. Ricockulous!<P>Now, I realize that Beaks drew the proverbial "line of demarcation" in the Obit-TB. So, maybe it wasn't the best move for D.Vader to question the banning of THE_CHOPPAH in the very thread where the Banhammer was being displayed. Having missed the full exchange, it would be hard for me to comment any further. However, I would like to see TPTB reinstate D.Vader. Yes, I know he's been banned before but I think it would be in the best interest of the site's pedigree to allow those who bring GOOD nature and whitty banter to remain.<P>(Of course, the silver-lining in all of this is the banning of RPLocke. The Banhammer may have caused some collateral damage, but it nailed a most worthy target. Heh.)

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    BOYCOTT BEAKS!

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    D.Vader was banned by Beaks for no good reason.<BR><BR> &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>PLEASE BOYCOTT ALL MR. BEAKS ARTICLES! <BR><BR>SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR D.VADER!<BR><BR>DON'T POST ON BEAKS TBs!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    ...good thing Beaks didn't read the David Carradine...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...ASPHYXIATIONback.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Wait - yourSTEPDADDY, too?!?!?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    It's a fuckin' massacre! Shit. What the fuck?

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:44 p.m. CST

    HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK BEAKS WEIGHS?

    by TheTwilightZone

    I'm 5'10", 225lbs, work out 5 days a week, hour of cardio, half hour of weights. For me to look like Beaks, I'd have to gain an extra 25lbs.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:46 p.m. CST

    what i love about it all

    by lostboytexas

    is when someones banned then all their posts vanish too. i think this here threads about to drop in size drastically!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:47 p.m. CST

    ya know, i thinks i got dvades banned...

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    if i didnt mention my banishment from last night in the affleck superman tb, then i dont think he wouldve tried to test the banhammer... he even said somethin to me about tryin to/wantin to get banned... so sorry if i gave you the idea DV

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:47 p.m. CST

    Yeah - that sound you DON'T hear

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Is me crying for RPLocke. I swear I have never seen a more ignorant douche. For real, we can disagree (me and Vader hardly ever agreed), but at least if we can understand the intelligence behind each others' opinions, it makes it okay. But RPLocke was like a vapid fart in the wind. I feel bad for him, intellectually, 'cause I know the guy must've been about eight years old or something. I mean, some of the shit that he'd rattle off was fucking unbelievably inane.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:47 p.m. CST

    McWeeny abused the banhammer, too

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    I remember he banned that porn star guy, Kurtlockwood, just for kicks. This was even long after he had made the move to Hitfix, yet he still retained black box and Banhammer privileges, which he could use any time he felt like popping back here, which he occassionally did for a while after he'd snuck off from this site with his tail between his legs. I wouldn't be surprised if he STILL retained those powers.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:48 p.m. CST

    sharer tis all good...

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    my unemployed ass is still here

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:48 p.m. CST

    Point taken, BlaGyver

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    (LOL! Love that name!) Stating the obvious truth about Beaks will probably win us no converts (or an unbanning). I'll try. But I gotta answer TheTwilightZone's question...

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:48 p.m. CST

    Bicycle Sharer, I second /Film as a good site for news.

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    Not for "talking back." Because it's a lot more "regular joe" friendly now, their commenters are a lot more boring. Which is why I still come here. <p> But they have really good articles, their main guy is a Back To The Future obsessive which I can sympathize with, and their news is TIMELY. </p>

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:49 p.m. CST

    RP Locke will be back

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    He was Lockesbrokenleg, then RPLocke. I expect he will return soon under a new alias, just to annoy us all again.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:51 p.m. CST

    Dedicated Moderators

    by vadakinX

    Getting D.Vader unbanned is the first goal but ultimately what AICN needs is a team of volunteer moderators, ideally made up of talkbackers who have been proven to be fair, respectful and sincere in their time posting here, people who can monitor the talkbacks in their spare time, delete all those damn spam posts and engage with talkbackers. <p> The way it is now is that AICN staff get black boxes and banning powers. With all due respect to them, they shouldn't have banning powers or the power to delete posts. They should write articles, maybe chat in the talkbacks and post news, that's it. <p> Give moderator powers to people who can be around to do the job. It would need to be voluntary without people getting paid to avoid falling into the same trap and strict rules would need to be put in place but the alternative is to keep going as we are.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    also the superman tb

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    had THREE MOTHERFUCKIN CHOPPAHS goin at it... also i felt like a reporter since i reported on all the up to the minute bannings... it wasweird respondin to someones post but then realizin "wtf? they got him too?"

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    TheTwilightZone

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Look at the stomach, dude. And the general pasty, softness. If you're hitting cardio and weights five days a week, dude, I guarantee that your 225 lbs. (barring a thyroid condition or some shit or barring that your "weights" aren't some five pound chick shit) is solid, you know? A Thing-like density, not Stay-Puft-like belly-ness. Actually, that pretty much has to be true (what I just said). I'm 5'9" and work out five days a week, half hour cardio every day, weights (three sets of twenty) three of those days. I weigh 180.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    If I ever got banned, I don't think I'd be back...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I'm proud of the shit I've posted here over the years. Only reason I'm still here is that I'm loyal to my poo flicking track record.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    vadakinX

    by lostboytexas

    go make your own website and be a massive faggot over there then. AICN rules!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:53 p.m. CST

    /Film is always out in front of stories.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Even pickups from other blogs.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:53 p.m. CST

    Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    RPLocke, lockesbrokenleg, and skywalkerfamily. Oh yes, I'm sure he'll be back. Just keep an eye open for Twitter-like posts that defy reason.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:54 p.m. CST

    This CHOPPAH shit confuses me

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    I never know who's who or if they're all the same guy or what the fuck is going on. It's why I never (well, hardly ever) engage the dude.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:56 p.m. CST

    OMG, laughing my ass off, theTOKENBLACKTBer

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Fuck, that name is funny! When reading it, I just sorta ignored the end. Until about a moment ago. Then I read it and laughed so hard my wife was like, "What the fuck is going on!" I assume "TB" is for "Talkback" and NOT "Tuberculosis." ;-)

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:56 p.m. CST

    vadakinX

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    You mean you don't remember my "MNG for MOD!" campaign of 2009-2010?!?!<P>It was a vicious slog against my worthy opponent, Gus Vant Rant, I sure tell ya!<P>(Gus Van Rant is yet another Talkbacker who needs to make a comeback. Both he and Chief Redcock had the funniest and most bizarre rivalry I've ever seen on AICN.)

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:57 p.m. CST

    Wait. theTOKEN

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Are you? Could it be? My unemployed brother from... Maryland, I think it was!!!! Is it you?!?!?!? Oh, thank the Maker!!!!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    RPLocke was banned too ?

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    anyone else ? <p> Would be an interesting list to see username, date banned and reason for banning, but then again that would be professional and effort.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    I understand

    by BlaGyver

    I'm trying to think of the most passive-aggressive way to insult the dude right now...

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Speaking of rivalry

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Would somebody tell me the sick, twisted details of the two who were gonna meet and SDCC (continentalop and MJ Corpse Fucker, I think)? Both banned now, I think, but do we have any juicy fucking details. I know the broad strokes (plus a few quick ones!) and I'd love to know the gory details.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10 p.m. CST

    i dont think tb moderators is good

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    tbs should either be filled with trolls or filled with no one. i consider anyone who responds to another tber post a troll. so with that said, everyone here is a troll to me. now there is super trolls (SPF) but we shouldnt differentiate. i consider myself one of the most reasonable tbers here (behind dvade of course) and ive never truly had any problems with people here (except wit jay2517) but even i think a team of tb moderators is nonsense. would they ban choppah (the BEST part of the current state of aicn IMO)? would they ban RP, who stays on subject more than most of the "beloved regulars"? do we ban BSB because of his (racist) thoughts on white guys usin the "n" word? so i vote no... also, if someone is gonna ban me i rather it be the "man" (aicn contributor) than one of my neighbors

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10 p.m. CST

    In defense of Beaks

    by lostboytexas

    he did the right thing. he had to clear up that obit, it was their own fault for getting banhammered. show some fucking respect

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10 p.m. CST

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:01 p.m. CST

    Skywalkerfamily? Never knew about that one...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    I think the funniest multiple user named poster has to be AsimovLives, though....or should I say, Blade_Runner_Unit/MemoriesofMurder.I don't have a problem with the guy as some do, but it was genuinely hilarious when he claimed that those other previous aliases were not him, and absolutely would not admit to it under heavy questioning until the point of complete ludicrousness. Some other random, uber-argumentative Portuguese fella, then...

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:01 p.m. CST

    talkbackers as MODs

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    Funnily enough if I think about which TBs would make great Mods I would have suggested D Vader, or someone like Conti (is he still around ?) both intelligent and professionals, i.e. not lostboytexas

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:02 p.m. CST

    Mr. Nice Gaius

    by vadakinX

    As long as you didn't sleep with Googlebots and inadvertently bring about the destruction of the talkbacker "civilization" you'd have gotten my vote. <p> The thing is, we don't want to lose the characters on talkbacks either. Guys like Asimovlives might get on some people's nerves but he stirs debate and some of the funniest shit comes out of back and forth rants between rival talkbackers. <p> What we need is a system where an AICN staffer on their period won't get ban-happy because they're in a bad mood and the best way to do that is to take away the banhammer. <p> I also believe that apart from spammers, any bans should be temporary. They should be suspensions rather than bans.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    The Bicycle Sharer, I WAS 180lbs 6 YEARS AGO BUT.....

    by TheTwilightZone

    I looked way too thin. I got into security work (sorry, I mean burger flipping) and started hitting the weights a lot more. I start with a half hour on the treadmill (2 miles) followed by my weight sets (usually the old three sets of twenty) then wrap it up with another half hour/2 miles. I can curl 100lbs, leg lift about 500lbs, pull down 150lbs and do 100 sit ups, with a 30lbs weight, on one of those benches that has a 45 degree angle.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:07 p.m. CST

    vadakinX

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    "I also believe that apart from spammers, any bans should be temporary. They should be suspensions rather than bans" - that just makes too much sense for this site. <p> Delete the post, suspend them for a period of time. <p> I just think the ban hammer is as random as Harry's reviews i.e. sometimes he loves the great movies, other times he thinks the Nightmare on Elm Street remake was great (Harry's Top 10 of the year would be interesting in its absence of Inception or Toy Story 3)

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:08 p.m. CST

    Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I know. Watching Asi go through just about every conceivable contortion to deny his former screennames was comedy gold. DocPaz nailed that guy, dead-to-rights.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:09 p.m. CST

    I'm cool with no mods and no banning

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    With two exceptions -- spammers (see "cheap sneakers" and "cheap men masquerading as young women") and those who literally, physically threaten another in a talkback. Other than that, I'm pretty much with TOKEN here - I don't mind weeding through the "CHOPPAH IS GONNA..." shit as long as I know that I don't have to watch every little twist and turn in a talkback (spam and actual threats aside) for fear of getting banned myself. I mean, come on. These talkbacks have a life of their own and some of the funniest, coolest, craziest shit comes out of these in entirely unexpected ways.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST

    See, that's what I'm sayin', Twilight

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Guaranteed you look a shit load more like Chiklis and a shitload less like the Pillsbury Dough Boy with some repressed anger. ;-)

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST

    Suspensions vs. bans, yeah, right

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    That's right after the "edit" button. Any fucking day now that shit's going down. It's gonna be a new fucking day at AICN! Edit functions, temporary suspensions, reasonable posters! This is the dawning of the age of the geeky-ness! The age of the geeky-ness! The geeky-ness!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST

    vadakinX

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Never slept with any "Googlebots" (that I know of) and would have only worked to bring about a better Talkbacker civilization; one devoted to harmony, hilarity, and high-fives.<P>I believe the Banhammer should be used in egregioius cases. However, I fully agree with the concept of suspensions and believe they would work best with certain Talkbackers (i.e. AssimovLives). Sometimes, guys like that need a simple reminder to just chill the fuck out.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:14 p.m. CST

    The Bicycle Sharer, THE TALKBACKS ARE GREAT BECAUSE......

    by TheTwilightZone

    The conversation can go anywhere. Unlike at CHUD where that Pedo Faraci would come in and bitch if people started to go off topic. I'm glad he's gone. I actually like CHUD itself but he was such a fucking asswipe that it can't help but improve.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:14 p.m. CST

    if we did get mods... i vote Choppah

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    who doesnt want to get chopped?

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:15 p.m. CST

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:15 p.m. CST

    im all for crazy shit

    by vadakinX

    the main thing is to take the banhammer away from the main AICN staff and contributors. Basically anyone with a black box. But to get rid of the shoe sellers etc there has to be a ban function and someone has to wield that power. The reason I suggest talkbackers is because we know how crazy shit is on this site. Some of it is crass, some of it is comedy gold. We know to let 99% of it slide. For anyone who does cross the line, wherever that line is, suspend rather than ban them. For the sneaker spammers and 40 year old pedos, auto-ban. If the mod gets a bit ban happy, then Harry himself can ban him.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:16 p.m. CST

    Sharer, I'm down with what you're saying.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Less regulation in the TBs. The freewheeling nature of these convos, the colorful characters, the downright insanity we witness day to day (yes, even in fucking ObitBacks) makes this place worth visiting.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    DVader took a bullet for me.

    by DA_CHOPPAH

    That earned THE_CHOPPAH's unending loyalty. DVader is a honorable CHOPPAH. <p>Lets get him back here and CHOP Beaks.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    why do people hate asi?

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    unless youre currently fellatin JJ or is the adopted gay son of JJ, why would you hate him? now i admit, at 1st he was too much, but he is ok and is willin to discuss...

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:19 p.m. CST

    I'D LOVE TO BE A MOD/WRITE FOR AICN......

    by TheTwilightZone

    My job allows me to troll for movie info 24/7 and the only time I'd ban is if we get some bot trying to sell something or some annoying cunt like ScottPilgrimFan who just spams the boards with bluebox bullshit.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:19 p.m. CST

    Age of Geeky-ness

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    When the moon is in the seventh house,<p>And RPLocke aligns with Vader,<p>Then edit functions will appear,<p>And respect with guide the pedalback!<p>Okay. That's it for me. Later, gents. The wife insists that it's time to lay down and read. (And I read Braille, if you know what I mean!)<p>Respect the VADER! Return him to his rightful place beside the Emperor... I mean, at AICN!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:20 p.m. CST

    Speaking of suspensions...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...I was actually on the receiving end of one of those a couple of years ago. Some of you might remember when some Talkbackers figured out how to do colored text. Apparently, anyone who tried it (whether they were successful or not) received either a banning or a suspension. Thankfully, I received the latter. And thanks to the good-natured support of my fellow Talkbackers, I was unsuspended by Moriarty and the AICN IT crew.<P>No harm done.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:21 p.m. CST

    Thanks for the slash film recommends

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Just bookmarked it and starting it tomorrow.<p>D. Vader is, indeed, "honorable CHOPPAH." Night.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:22 p.m. CST

    Chop Beaks?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    I believe that I can get that down at my local Vietnamese grocer. "Oh, you love chop beaks. Chop beaks make you strong!" ;-)

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:22 p.m. CST

    Could it happen?

    by vadakinX

    Sure we've been waiting for an edit button for years and most talkbackers don't know the code for creating new paragraphs but it's partly our fault. Every time someone gets banned unjustly or something happens with the talkback we bitch and moan and complain for a day and then it's back to business as usual. <p> Harry loves the current format. I think it's a nostalgia thing for him at this stage. If there are going to be any changes for the better then we have to keep it up day after day on talkback after talkback until Harry and co actually stop and listen (figuratively speaking since they'd technically be stopping and reading, not listening...i suck). <p> The talkbacks are what make AICN. It's what generates revenue and makes studios interested in engaging with the people on the site. The first step is to try to open dialogue. If that fails we boycott but trying to organise a boycott would be next to impossible. <p> What we really need is support from AICN staffers but they tend to shy away from talking about this stuff which is why need to keep at it until they can't ignore us anymore, <p> With that in mind I have decided that we need to form a union...wait what...?

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:25 p.m. CST

    The Bicycle Sharer, YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK HER?

    by TheTwilightZone

    By "Braille" you imply that you intend to taste the inside of her colon while squeezing her tits and shafting her pussy with your nose? Was I wrong in this assumption?

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:27 p.m. CST

    I am casting my vote...

    by HansBubi

    ...The TwilightZone made a good case for why he should be a talkback mod, and I'm certainly more comfortable with that than what we witnessed tonight in the Sally Menke talkback. Unfortunately, the "Sally Menke talkback" has now become part of AICN history.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:29 p.m. CST

    Mr. Nice Gaius

    by HansBubi

    You've been around long enough to comment. Do you think D.Vader should be allowed to return?

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:29 p.m. CST

    vadakinX, IT'S NOT NOSTALGIA, HARRY IS A LAZY FAT CUNT....

    by TheTwilightZone

    He runs this site like he reviews movies (that is when he isn't falling asleep during them) or keeps in good physical shape (his forarms must be like steel with lifting all those Twinkies to his cocksucker). The point is that it would take NOTHING for him to add an Edit button but he doesn't because he's got food that needs eating and studio dick to suck for kickbacks and free screenings.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:30 p.m. CST

    Ignore my post, Mr. Nice Gaisu

    by HansBubi

    I scrolled up and read your earlier posts.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:31 p.m. CST

    Then I misspelled your handle...

    by HansBubi

    ...damn this night.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:31 p.m. CST

    theTOKENBLACKTBer

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    "Hate" might be too strong a word for some. But the guy is a royal tool - a bonefied thread-killer. Now, I've never doubted Asi's love of cinema...but he crosses the line when he shouts down other people's opinions and drowns the Talkbacks with repetitious rants that are no different in content than those he posted 2 years ago. (See Turd's post referencing Asi's previous names BladeRunnerUnit and Memories-Of-Murder - he used to pull the same shit even 3-5 years ago!) After awhile, it becomes nothing more than spam...spam that equates to misplaced self-importance that seems to satisfy his little ego.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:34 p.m. CST

    wtfuckers CTM!

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    whats wit your handle? get back on the CTM brand (unless theyre on to ya)

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:34 p.m. CST

    HARRY KNOWLES IS THE MICHAEL BAY OF AICN.....

    by TheTwilightZone

    Both have been in their professions for about 15 years each, give or take, and neither has improved their craft in any way, shape or form. I’d even say that both are getting worse.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:35 p.m. CST

    HansBubi

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    HA! No worries. That's kinda like a Japanese version of my name: Oh Gai-su

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:37 p.m. CST

    I've been here too long

    by vadakinX

    I've been around since...hmm...sometime around the Godzilla debacle with 3 or 4 different names (one of which was similar to this one but was apparently banned for no reason). I'm also the guy who got Stallone to ask Bruce Willis to come to the site...yeah...that was my fault...sorry. <p> I mostly lurked in the early years and these days I rarely post because I'm busy writing scripts...which is why I type so much BS. <p> And in all that time my only regret is that I didn't kill you all in a killing spree spanning the globe, using only the broken down arrow key from my old Windows 95 PC to choke you with. Long Live The Revolution!!! <p> PS it's not 4:38am here

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:40 p.m. CST

    i should be a mod!

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    i spend enough time here (i think i posted over a 100 times today smh)... and im fair and dont judge things based off nolstagia (ie complainin about flames on optimus or shitter island wouldve been universally panned if done by m night)... also im the token black tber! we need some color in this bitch! vote yourstepdaddy er i mean thetokenblacktber for mod! and i dont do line breaks (unless im at the comp)!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:41 p.m. CST

    VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

    by ColonelFatheart

    Our demands: <p>-Bring back D.Vader <p>-A public apology from Beaks for banning D.Vader <p>-An edit button <p>-User-assisted moderation (i.e., the ability to rec or "thumbs-down" a post, or flag others as offensive/spam, etc.) <p>-Did I mention bring back D.Vader???

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:41 p.m. CST

    but i will ban you if you do the

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    "aw hella na" joke for Big Willie

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:41 p.m. CST

    i meant to say it IS 4:38am here

    by vadakinX

    My brain is really fried. I believe I need to sleep. But if I sleep and wake up later to find that you've all moved on and aren't talking about this anymore I will disown you all and start a revolution against half hearted revolutionaries!!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:43 p.m. CST

    or how about someone make a blogger accnt?

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    it may not be professionalish, but it will get the whole gang back together

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:43 p.m. CST

    FUCK EDIT BUTTONS!

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    No way. Edit buttons are for pussies who want to go back and erase their vile garbage (i.e. racist/anti-semitic rants, death threats, etc.) from the public record. No, better to let it all hang out than to let some revisionist puke cover his tracks.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    AHHH, THAT'S BETTER, BACK TO THE OLD CTM....

    by ClitorisTongueMassage

    Its like a warm vagina that doesn't press charges.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:45 p.m. CST

    I should NOT be a mod

    by vadakinX

    If I had that kind of power I would abuse it to ban anyone who pissed me off, suspend random users for my amusement and re-edit people's posts with vile disgusting edits. <p> So while I'm all for revolution, I'm the guy you kill once you win because you know if I had any real power I'd be a dick. Also most revolutions fail within a week. I wonder if this one will even last a day.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:45 p.m. CST

    How about an edit function that only lasts for

    by ColonelFatheart

    about 15 seconds after the post, and you can't edit a certain post more than once?

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:46 p.m. CST

    edit button with a time limit

    by vadakinX

    say once you post you have 5 minutes to go back and make an edit. <p> god forbid AICN was any way efficient or functional though.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:47 p.m. CST

    Yeah, if there's ever edit option, it should only be...

    by Shermdawg

    ...a quick edit feature of some type with a timer of like five minutes or less (if that's even possible) where someone can go back and correct a typo or a cut off subject line or whatever.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:49 p.m. CST

    Great minds think alike, it appears.

    by Shermdawg

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:55 p.m. CST

    i agree

    by Rev4

    bring back vader. the banning system should only be for absolute jackasses. its bullogni

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:57 p.m. CST

    the aicn community is beautiful tonight...

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    too bad we cant go support good movies like scott pilgrim...

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:58 p.m. CST

    scott pilgrim was awesome

    by vadakinX

    it's not us that didn't support it, it was everyone else. AICN talkbackers are a niche group. We aren't a reflection on audiences at large.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 10:59 p.m. CST

    Got an email from Vades

    by anonymoose

    "I do want every talkbacker who has supported me to know that I've been reading the talkbacks tonight and what I've seen was beautiful. I've been overwhelmed and uplifted by the positive things everyone has said about me, by the anger at the hypocrisy of AICN, and by the growing dissatisfaction with the site at its current state. I feel like a martyr and that we've awakened a sleeping giant. I have to thank Colonel FatHeart and Le Vicious Fishus for spreading the news like wildfire to every talkback. And now every good talkbacker who is disappointed with how AICN is run nowadays, angry at how little the writers, editors, and mods seem to care for their readership, is voicing that dissent. It really does feel like a Revolution is growing, and I hope everyone does stick to their guns because I want them and their voices to be noticed. I want Harry and the bigwigs to see that the people are not happy with the product AICN is putting out, that they are not happy with the treatment some of us are getting. <P> I might be getting a bit dramatic here, but I'm being serious. I've been surprised and humbled at everything I've read this evening, at the talkbacks that have been hijacked to "Remember D.Vader". Its quite simply awe-inspiring. I never thought I'd feel that kind of love in the AICN talkbacks, typically a wretched hive of scum and villainy. But tonight we showed that we can be more, much more than that. I love it. <P> Thanks Moose! D.Vader =D"

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:02 p.m. CST

    anyways I gotta sleep

    by vadakinX

    It's 5 am. I gotta be up at 7. Keep the pressure on and remember, wars are won through sacrifice so please sacrifice yourselves for my amusement...er I mean the cause. Long Live My Sleepy Time and Long Live The Revolution...which isn't really a revolution because we all know that come tomorrow we'll be back to talking about whatever it is we talk about usually on AICN.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:03 p.m. CST

    No doubt an edit function will be used for mischief by some

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    But I simply want it so I can tidy up the spelling, grammar and sentence construction in hastily written posts, not to cover my tracks and pretend I haven't said something. Unlike Harry, I take pride in my ramblings.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:04 p.m. CST

    Boo

    by vadakinX

    Vades didn't mention me. He sucks. Long Live The Establishment!!!!!! :P

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:04 p.m. CST

    anonymoose

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Thanks for sharing. Please be sure to send our regards!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:12 p.m. CST

    New article in Coaxial...

    by vadakinX

    Just saying...goodnight all. Long Live The Revolution!!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:17 p.m. CST

    who is moose?

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    if he has dvades email hes a pedalbacker right? you cannot hide behind your handle moose!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    or in reality moose is dvades

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    if so, cmon on DVade, terrible new handle!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:20 p.m. CST

    Yes, I'm a Pedalbacker.

    by anonymoose

    No, I'm not Vades.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    ...Moose isn't D.Vader.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    ...and he types faster than I do...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...< P > is strong with him.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:25 p.m. CST

    name still sucks tho... zing!

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    sorry, im grieving...

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:26 p.m. CST

    Don't be a vader hater!

    by Fuzzyjefe

    We want our friendly Sith Lord back! Do eeeeeet now! <p> This isn't off topic, as the only topic worth discussion on this site is the reinstatement of a class act! And that's a fact Jack!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST

    ...you get used to it, StepToken...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the personality and gamey aroma win you over.<P> And wait till you get a load of rutting season...

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:32 p.m. CST

    i dont wanna be won over!

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    i wanna talk dawsons fuckin creek with dvade! *runs off cryin upstairs*... seriously this dvade debacle is like that episode of Fresh Prince when Will got shot... things was all easy going until beaks decided to shoot dvade in the back like the scunt he is

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:33 p.m. CST

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    i wanna talk dawsons fuckin creek with dvade! *runs off cryin upstairs*... seriously this dvade debacle is like that episode of Fresh Prince when Will got shot... things was all easy going until beaks decided to shoot dvade in the back like the scunt he is... at the end of this "episode" beaks and dvade need to do a "the more you know" on bannings

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    Coaxial thread is closed!

    by DA_CHOPPAH

    Bring back Vader!

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    also

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    at the end of this "episode" beaks and dvade need to do a "the more you know" on bannings

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:35 p.m. CST

    vadakin

    by anonymoose

    He says he's noticed your "rallying cry," too, as well as everyone else who has been posting messages of support.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:44 p.m. CST

    Figures...

    by HermesTrismestigus

    They always hire actors that are in the Tom Cruise height range..and that seems to paramount to the casting decisions.

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:45 p.m. CST

    ha! hermes is rplocke!

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:46 p.m. CST

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

  • Sept. 28, 2010, 11:56 p.m. CST

    THE ASSASSINATION OF D.VADER BY THE COWARD MR. BEAKS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Copyright Stereotypical Evil Archer <P>

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:05 a.m. CST

    LMAO

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    These bannings are hilarious! D.Vade, RPLocke, and yourSTEPDADDY?? Awesome. All of the LOST defenders... lol <P> People are getting banned for having awful taste in film and TV! Just as it should be. <P> Job well done, Beaks... Job well done ;-)

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:06 a.m. CST

    Now if we could just apply the BANHAMMER on wankers like...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    TURD, and BICYCLE SHARER... <P> Make it so, Beaks!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:08 a.m. CST

    And of course it is obvious that "theTOKENBLACKTBer"...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    is "yourSTEPDADDY"... <P> Ugh. <P> Re-ban please!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:10 a.m. CST

    AICN better hope Vader isnt from 4chan

    by dailysportspages

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:13 a.m. CST

    trollface.jpg

    by anonymoose

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:17 a.m. CST

    Beaks = The Master of the Ban

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    *bows*

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:25 a.m. CST

    damn guys read the tb

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    ive been announced i was banned last night waaay before sally menke was EVER mentioned on here... i am the guy married to your mother... and if you want the eennntttiiirrreee scoop of my bannings which (imo) led to dvades banning which led to dvade day... and its obvious deadflagblues is lowesforeheadtranny... never has one disliked mraholeramirez/yourstepdaddy as blatant as you (thanks for the hate tho i need it too fuel my self esteem) ESPECIALLY if you think i defend LOST

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:25 a.m. CST

    Great. While you're bowing...

    by anonymoose

    ...could you suck his cock, too? I'm sure he'd love that.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:31 a.m. CST

    HHHHHAAAAA!!!! Moose...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Fuck off, Dead_Fag...<p>D.Vader was a good man...he didn't deserve this...

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:32 a.m. CST

    ay yi yi

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    i forgot to put in an entire sentence... anyway if you want the whole scoop go to the affleck superman tb...

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:35 a.m. CST

    In breaking Imperial News

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    Breaking News, we are getting word that Moff Beaks has in fact killed Lord D Vader. <p> Reports a sketchy at this stage, but it looks like Moff has used the B.A.N. Hammer which is a devestating weapon that even someone of the likes of Lord Vader could not escape from. <p> Moff Beaks of course is, most well known throughout the galaxy for his love of all things rape. <p> We will provide you more details as they come to hand. <p> Up next on Imperial News an amzing love story "Wampa and a Womp Rat".

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:37 a.m. CST

    Is it just me...

    by Happyfat73

    ...or does it feel like this TB is full of sock puppets?

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:38 a.m. CST

    VADER LIVES!!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    FUCK BEAKS!!!!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:40 a.m. CST

    It's just you.

    by anonymoose

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:41 a.m. CST

    The only sock puppet here is your Happyfat face...

    by DA_CHOPPAH

    which DA_CHOPPAH will cum into daily...<p>Unless you pledge yourself to the VADER-LUTION.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:51 a.m. CST

    Here's hoping this month's was his LAST, Brainman...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    FUCK BEAKS...<p>FREE VADER!!!!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:55 a.m. CST

    Oh, my "bad" TOKEN...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    I confused you with the idiotic lost defenders... I forgot that the reason i disliked you so much was because of your blind defense of the prequels. Prequel defender/Lost defender... they're all the same to me ;-)

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:56 a.m. CST

    from 121pm and on in affleck superman tb

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    thats when aicn got a turn for the worst... just imagine that choppah, dvade, and jehova responding to those didnt go into the sally menke tb

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:58 a.m. CST

    Oh, and the fact that you professed your love for...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    such classic cinematic abominations as X-MEN 3 and SPIDERMAN 3... <P> Seriously stepdaddy/token... have you no shame??

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:59 a.m. CST

    I'm with TOKENBLACK

    by BlaGyver

    I wanna know what happened at SDCC. I didn't even get to hear the broad details, someone wanna break it down for me? And Cheeses! Always a pleasure.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1 a.m. CST

    wtfuckers lowesforeheadtranny?

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    i dont like star wars at all... call me a idiot for the right reasons or you yourself will look like a idiot... *STEPDADDIED*

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:02 a.m. CST

    lol it is you lowes!

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    oh how ive missed you... wanna go dislike my new skit? its back to the future -ish

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:02 a.m. CST

    D Vader Was Banned?

    by Akira Cowabunga

    You guys leave a stupid fucking asshole like me on here, and ban D Vader? What did he do, rape a baby or something? Or did he just say you had a small dick? Because you do, you know. You have a micro penis.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:02 a.m. CST

    Actually DVader

    by BlaGyver

    was the first to respond to my first post on the site. I posted something on a LOST talkback where I theorized (this was right after Across the Sea) that maybe when the Man in Black had gotten sucked down the light hole he had come up possessed by something. My first response ever was basically "....that's actually a really interesting theory" and it came from DVader himself, one of the more recognizable TBers. That was fucking cool to me.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:03 a.m. CST

    Your Dick is so Small

    by Akira Cowabunga

    It actually qualifies as a clitoris! BRING BACK D. VADER!!!!!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:05 a.m. CST

    blagyver?

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    what you talkin about? unless you referrin back to what i said weeks ago (which SAINT DVADE gave me some of the scoop)... but i didnt mention SDCC except when me and ST DVADE talked about Pacey-Con

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:05 a.m. CST

    Damn, that fucker gets around...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    Insulting everyone in sight. Hilarious. Dead Flag is about to get beat down - and probably BANNED.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:08 a.m. CST

    Damn, meant Bicycle Sharer

    by BlaGyver

    My bad. It's late, names are starting to run together a bit.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:09 a.m. CST

    Hey, BlaGyver...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    < P > Misses you...<p>Free Vader!!!!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:10 a.m. CST

    <P>?

    by BlaGyver

    I'm lost.... FREE VADER

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:11 a.m. CST

    lol Turd...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    is now STALKING me in other talkbacks... <P> *pulls out my can o' mace*

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:11 a.m. CST

    that fucked up...

    by BlaGyver

    < P > is what now?

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:13 a.m. CST

    Hey all, if you want to see a "beatdown"...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Check out the current conversation going on in the new star wars talkback. Turd had to leave that one before he started crying... he needed some backup lol <P> And your term for Beaks: "Bald Pedo" was entirly uncalled for. I think the BANHAMMER is gonna come down on YOU, my friend :-)

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:14 a.m. CST

    < P > is everywhere...it separates our paragraphs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    < P > lives between the spaces in our lives...<p>< P > will FREE VADER!!!!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:14 a.m. CST

    lol @ steppdaddy/token

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Oh i remember now... THAT'S why you hate me so much. 'Cause i called you out on that mindless Inception "spoof" you did. Oh shit, that was pretty hilarious ;-)

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:15 a.m. CST

    VADER WAS FRAMED

    by BlaGyver

    I'm out on that note. Let's take this shit to the next level tomorrow.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:16 a.m. CST

    And when I wake up

    by BlaGyver

    I, like Bicycle Sharer, wanna hear the lowdown about the dudes that met at SDCC. Never heard how that turned out.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:16 a.m. CST

    And when I wake up

    by BlaGyver

    I, like Bicycle Sharer, wanna hear the lowdown about the dudes that met at SDCC. Never heard how that turned out.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:18 a.m. CST

    BlaGyver...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    stop CRYING. You're getting your salty tears all over me...

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:19 a.m. CST

    Dead_Flag

    by BlaGyver

    I'm honestly incapable of hating on any talkbackers at the moment. I feel like now is the worst time for it.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:19 a.m. CST

    LMAO

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    Beaks IS a bald pedo. He certainly resembles one. Are you also a sex offender, I wonder?

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:21 a.m. CST

    um lowes

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    you do remember you complimented me on how cool i was with your opinion of it... then you even wanted me to like you by telling me you were some LOST hater who made an analysis of the show under a different handle... i dont like you for the same reason everyone else here doesnt like you... youre a pretentious douchebag...

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:22 a.m. CST

    Wow. How mature of you, Turd...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    You're how old again? 17? <P> 16?

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:23 a.m. CST

    let me know how my skit is lowestranny!

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    youre obviously smarterest enough to figure out how to find it

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:25 a.m. CST

    I have no idea what you're talking about there step...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Can someone decipher that for me please?

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:26 a.m. CST

    "youre obviously smarterest enough to figure out how to find it"

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    I'm not even gonna say anything about THAT gem...

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:28 a.m. CST

    "youre a pretentious douchebag..."

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Call me that all you want bro... at least i have good taste in art. And i can form coherent sentences. <P> I'll take that all day long my friend... <P> ;-)

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:28 a.m. CST

    Fuck yeah!

    by Hamish

    This IS cool news. Holloway needs to become a movie star so that someone can cast him as Gambit in something. You know you want it....

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:29 a.m. CST

    Hamo

    by BlaGyver

    We're on a great tangent right now, don't ruin it with your relevance :D

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:31 a.m. CST

    lowestranny

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    you said you didnt like my skit in a offensive way... i replied "ok thats cool"... you then responded that i took your criticism well and that i was a "ok" guy................ then when i voiced my opinion on another subject, you said "come on, you liked my comment i said like last year under a different handle. why dont you go agree with my pretentiousness"....

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:31 a.m. CST

    lol

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    EXACTLY! Stay OFF TOPIC you moron! <P> ;-)

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:33 a.m. CST

    "Good taste in art"

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    No, you THINK you've got good taste in art. And you have a desparate need to parade it around for approval. Sounds to me like someone who hasn't even got the balls to have a strong belief in his own opinions, with no validation required. Immature little douche, do you consult with your peer group at school about what films and music it's 'ok' to like? Wouldn't want anyone to think you're uncool now and commit a deadly faux-pas, would we? Man up, cocksucker!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:33 a.m. CST

    Sawyer as Snake? Sold!

    by Zardoz

    Where do I buy my tickets? (I swear, I'm not gay!)

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:34 a.m. CST

    pretentious douchebags cant understand satire?

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    what, did you missed that seminar at film school or something?

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:35 a.m. CST

    Stepdaddy...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    lol... you're cracking me up man. That rings a bell. I think i mistook you for that other fella from the lost talkback. It was a valid mistake on my part :-) <P> What was your point again? lol

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:38 a.m. CST

    "Don't pick on Dead Flag" by Hercules...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    "He strikes me as a true believer, and in my view we need his type on this site." <P> Quoted by Herc in the other talkback. NO SHIT. <P> Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, TROLLS...

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:40 a.m. CST

    Herculowned

    by BlaGyver

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:41 a.m. CST

    Herc and Beaks = Cool cats...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    FACT.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:43 a.m. CST

    youre pretentious douchebag

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    and you want us all to bow down before your smarteryness, but no one will ever do that because youre a pretentious douchebag... thats why i dislike you, nothing regardin your "tastes" in "art"... thats why ST DVADE is honored so greatly here the past day... regardless of your tastes and your opinions, you could have a decent convo with a decent person here at AICN... so in short, youre a lonely miserable pretentious douchebag (who i imagine wears a grey turtleneck everyday)

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:44 a.m. CST

    Why are you quoting Herc here?

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    That desperate need for validation again? LMFAO

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:45 a.m. CST

    Lowes_Commercial is over here, too?

    by garybuseys_incisors

    Damn.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:46 a.m. CST

    Tokenblack

    by BlaGyver

    the last part of that, the part in parenthesis, was legendary.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:49 a.m. CST

    "misguided CONVICTIONS" actually, TURD...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Big difference. Said it reminded him of people arguing... DEBATING (healthy debate) about Monty Python actors. <P> Seriously man, READ A BOOK.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:53 a.m. CST

    LMAO @ turd...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    CLASSIC. TURD posted this in retort to Herc's post: <P> "It was a backhanded compliment he gave you... which you're too stupid to recognise. I guess Herc views you as an amusing plaything, as do I. It takes all sorts to make the world go round, that type of thing..."

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:54 a.m. CST

    HERC posted this gem...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    "The only individual I view as an amusing plaything? <P> Wait for it! Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave None of my compliments are backhanded. I love all but three current talkbackers. And I will ban those three at my whim. (Turd, you are not -- ironically given your handle -- on my shitlist.)" <P> Oh.... SNAP! <P> lol

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:57 a.m. CST

    Nope turd... just proving, that ONCE AGAIN...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    You are WRONG. <P> As you always are...

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:58 a.m. CST

    He was joking, you gimp....

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    In any case, even Herc knows not to mess with The Turd. He knows my wrath, as do you.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:59 a.m. CST

    Sure turd...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Keep twisting his wrods around bro... <P> lol

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2 a.m. CST

    Idiot. Of course his compliment was backhanded

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    He's just being facetious. He meant that you are an amusing kook, the kind that would argue that a banana was an orange.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2:03 a.m. CST

    Riiiiiight..... lmao

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Keep it up man, this is HILARIOUS

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2:04 a.m. CST

    That means that

    by BlaGyver

    HERC LOVES ME!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2:09 a.m. CST

    so to clarify i "pwnd" deadflag right?

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    i got the last word and he even went and dragged another "flamewar" in here... so i presume im the victory... fuck yea! i dedicate this win to ST DVADE!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2:12 a.m. CST

    Dead Fag's brown nosing paid off...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    But he lacks the intuition to know that all he is viewed as is the talkback court jester. He must have Asperger's.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2:15 a.m. CST

    lol

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Do you accept defeat now, Turd? Or do you desire MORE? <P> ;-)

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2:21 a.m. CST

    the LOST nerds will go so gay for this news

    by AsimovLives

    Their favorite girly haired soft-boy is going to be in the new Jar Jar produced MISSION IMPOSSIBLE TOM CRUISE EGO 4: THE DEATH OF THE CAREER OF A RESPECT ANIMATION DIRECTOR. The gay quotient of the movie just went up a notch. You LOST nerds must be so gay delighted about this news!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2:22 a.m. CST

    Joshie to turn MI movie even mroe gay

    by AsimovLives

    As if the Tommy Cruise/Jar Jar Abrams combo wasn't enough.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2:22 a.m. CST

    Asimov!!

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Oh thank goodness you are so kind as to grace us with your presence! <P> Any thoughts on J.J. Abrams?

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 4:37 a.m. CST

    They should make Holloway leader and fire Cruise

    by chien_sale

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 5:26 a.m. CST

    Seems like

    by d_fens1969

    Seems like people liked D. Vader a whole lot more than anyone who runs his has-been site.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 6:33 a.m. CST

    In Support of D.Vader

    by QuietMan297

    Since when did AICN decide it was The Man? Drunk with power, are you, Beaks? (let him read this please) Please consider whatever question it was asked by D.Vader that got him banned to be asked by me. Isn't that what TALKBACK means?

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 6:33 a.m. CST

    GETTING AROUND AICN IP BAN..WORKS FOR ME (5 TIMES)

    by AICN_Bans_Are_A_Joke_Heres_How_You_Get_Around_Them

    Its not hard..this site runs web 1.0 from 19fucking98...want to get around AICN IP ban..heres how...In your browser type in 192.168.1.1(if not reset your router) and you will get a username and password prompt. For the username (for most linksys routers) is admin and the password is admin (if not reset your router and if that doesnt work consult your manual). Ok now your in. Please click on MAC Address Clone in the setup tab. Alright now click enable if its not already enabled. Now you can change all the numbers for your mac address! Change all the numbers in the mac address (it may give you errors like out of range, to fix this only use numbers 1-9 and letters a-f) to different things! But before you click save settings i most warn you. You will still have access to your router but your internet will be disabled until you successfully complete the next step! now click Save Settings and wait, It may take awhile. After it says its completed or if the page refreshed click the Status tab. Your IP and mac and everything will be 0.0.0.0 and your internet will be disabled. Next go to your router and unplug it and unplug the modem too! When they are both off wait 1 minute and plug them back in. Wait for them to both get initialized and ready and go back to your computer. Your computer should now be internet connection enabled again with an entirely new ip address

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 7:19 a.m. CST

    D.Vader: A Prince Among Manchildren

    by STICKY WHITE

    Dead_Forehead_Fettitular, when you get banned again you should come back as Douche_Chills_Continue. I might respect you then...but probably not, so don't get your hopes up.<p>Oh, and RPLocke = BrainDrain. Glad he went for a more fitting TB handle this time.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 7:24 a.m. CST

    You know something...

    by Michael_Jacksons_Ghost

    you know what I dislike more than RPlocke? NEW JERSEY!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 7:41 a.m. CST

    D.Vader LIVES!!

    by ColonelFatheart

    Keep him alive, fellow TBers! Don't let AICN forget about this shameful, arbitrary banning. <p>BRING BACK VADER!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 7:43 a.m. CST

    Asimov

    by ColonelFatheart

    For the record, pal, I am a "Lost nerd," and I resent your condescending tone. You and I have had some good conversations in the past, and I generally consider you a good guy, but please keep the generalizations to a goddamn minimum.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 7:50 a.m. CST

    Holloway: Always Less Than Compelling

    by Aquatarkusman

    Perhaps it was the overall shitty dialogue on Lost, but he was really reduced to a small bag of about two acting tricks (excluding chest-shaving).

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 7:58 a.m. CST

    Yeah, I'm not thrilled with D. Vader getting banned?

    by T 1000 xp professional

    He was one of the regular talkbackers around here that'd be comforting to see state their opinion. I don't post here as often as I used to, but the I read the talkbacks just as much as I read the article itself. Talkbacks will never be the same.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 7:59 a.m. CST

    Yeah, I'm not thrilled with D. Vader getting banned.** (no quest

    by T 1000 xp professional

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 8:03 a.m. CST

    Your fucking nerds take shit too seriously...

    by coconutgroves

    Go outside, there is a whole world out there waiting for you...

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 8:32 a.m. CST

    Does that mean the villain, for the 4th time in a row,

    by Laserhead

    is a rogue M:I agent? All 3 fucking movies.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 8:54 a.m. CST

    See based on what Herc said

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    If Herc is making money, I'm assuming Beaks is making money off talkbacks.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 9:21 a.m. CST

    LOL! Is Dead Fag Booze trolling again?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Y'all should, one day, check out the talkback that spun off into '80s music where he opined that he was "much loved" on this site while I was "reviled by all." Oh and that I was constantly trolling and cursing and demeaning others. And that I was homophobic 'cause I'd made a play on his screen name. Ah, Dead Fag Booze, living proof of what happens when the umbilical becomes wrapped around the neck during childbirth!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 9:24 a.m. CST

    And thanks for Slash Film, guys!

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    That shit kicks fucking ass! Did you guys see the Captain America sub yet? If not, just hang out here for three to five days and the pics might show up followed by a talkback in which someone will go off-topic and get banned. Or just head on over to Slash Film right now.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 9:24 a.m. CST

    YOU'RE OKAY IN MY BOOK SHARER

    by BringingSexyBack

    As is D.Vader. <P> Is Dead_Flag really that Lowes idiot? Speaks volumes, that.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 9:25 a.m. CST

    IS THAT SLASHFILM.COM?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Yeah let's check that out.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 9:26 a.m. CST

    That shit is shooting in Manchester?!?!?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Word, bitches! Go, United!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 9:50 a.m. CST

    Weird how Lowes was banned by Herc in a Mad Men TB

    by STICKY WHITE

    but his new Dead_Flag moniker is getting praised by him. Does Herc not realize?<p>And Sharer, glad you're digging Slashfilm. I go there or to ThePlaylist (http://tinyurl.com/688hza) if I actually want news. I just come here for the TBs.<p>Oh, and do not be fooled, we have not seen the end of RPLocke. He returned as BrainDrain (appropriately enough) almost immediately after his banning.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 10:07 a.m. CST

    Merrick

    by DeweyOxburger

    any update on the Struzan book giveaway? Just curious...

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 10:07 a.m. CST

    damn, AICN is gonna be busy with the bans...

    by only1

    if the new rule is no "off topic" talk... about 2/3rds of the posters in this TB alone will be gone. And Halloway better take over the MI franchise. Whoever compared him to Harrison ford got that shit spot on.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 10:39 a.m. CST

    can someone tell me if i "pwnd" deadflag/lowestranny

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    i never use the word "pwn" but im sure i "pwnd" him at the 131am mark...

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 10:43 a.m. CST

    Impressed by Vader's support.

    by Stalkeye

    I dont recall ever corresponding with the guy, but judging from his past posts, he seems harmless unlike many of the trolls in this TB who more deserve a ban-ham.For once there is solidarity amongst the fellow TBers.i'm surprised Lockes got banned especially since Sly responded to his question in a Q&A thread.He's a bit nonsensical, but he was considered a regular here.Danny..er I meant, CHOPPAH was funny at first but we all knew it was just a matter of time.Is it true that Jehovah Witless also received the hammer?I don't respect anyone who would make stupid offensive jokes or remarks to someone because he doesnt think highly of his favorite show or movie.(Lack of class, more like crass.)But most of you guys are "aight'.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 10:58 a.m. CST

    The Playlist?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Bookmarked right now, Sticky. Thanks. Will check it out.<p>And, BSB, right back atcha.<p>You know, most of us may disagree with each other. A lot. And vehemently.<p>But the cool thing is that, even when we disagree, we take a little something from the other side, we learn something (even if it's that some people are recalcitrant morons) and we grow and become better people, smarter, better debaters, more knowledgeable.<p>Or, shit, we just laugh and some fuck's craziness! (Talking to you, CHOPPAH, you crazy cool motherfucker!)<p>But this banning shit is fucking childish. It's beyond asinine. It's one thing if some motherfucker is posting spam (SEE ABOVE NON-DELETED POST!!!) or threatening the lives or safety of someone else (not just some retarded slam at mother's that none of us really knows). That, I can see. You can't have this place become the playground of spammers or impending shootouts at fucking SDCC.<p>Stifling the cool guys (and the nutty ones) with the ban hammer lessens this site. A lot, in my eyes.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 11:04 a.m. CST

    WAIT - The Playlist?!?!? Holy shit, what a co-inky-dink!!!

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    This must be some mad serendipity, Sticky White! Second story down on The Playlist talks about Jonathan Caouette. Well, funny that, but Jonathan Caouette was my gay brother's first boyfriend in Houston back in the late '80s.<p>If you ever see his flick "Tarnation" (about his relationship with his crazy mother) (and you'd only know this if you were there, like I was, sorta), but Caouette's movie timeline jumps right over the time period of him and my brother, a span of a couple of years.<p>So, next time Dead Fag Booze starts throwing that "homophobic" label around (and, fuck me, that dude's a moron), I'll point him toward Jonathan Caouette and my dear little brother.<p>Anyway, The Playlist, cool site. Thanks again.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 11:14 a.m. CST

    theTOKEN

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    You totally pwned him! You're a PWNStar!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    STARGATE UNIVERSE MAKES LOST LOOK LIKE A FAT WHORE!

    by DioxholsterReturns

    TRUE TRUE

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:05 p.m. CST

    Josh Holloway..

    by STLost

    I think he is the one (or one of the few) to take over the action-star reins from the likes of Ford, Cruise, etc. <P> I think he was great in LOST and would make a perfect fit in action genre films. <P> Also, <P> &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>FREE D.VADER &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br>

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:19 p.m. CST

    Better NOT be a bit part

    by A G

    Make this guy front and center with Cruise. In fact, make Cruise turn antagonist to Holloway's protagonist at some point in the story and take it from there. Cruise ends it by dying but not before Holloway has reason to continue ala. Casino Royale.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:21 p.m. CST

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    by PRESIDENT BALTAR

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  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:23 p.m. CST

    M:I-4 is about D.Vader

    by vadakinX

    IMF have tasked Ethan Hunt with tracking down the man who banned D.Vader before some form of generic evil plot comes to fruition.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 12:33 p.m. CST

    he shoulda do TV some more

    by DioxholsterReturns

    maybe something sleazy.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Here are the posts that got D.Vader banned

    by ColonelFatheart

    Judge for yourselves (provided by Vader himself, BTW): <p>1. Was CHOPPAH and RPLocke banned for something in this Talkback?<br>Did they say something in here that caused them to be banned? What happened? <p>2. Just saw Beaks' comment. Off-topic posts get banned?<br>That seems a bit fascist, doesn't it? Offensive and mean-spirited posts I can understand getting *deleted*, but to outright BAN someone for posting something other than "RIP, she will be missed"? That just seems really unfair. Really, let's ease up on the BANHAMMER and let people be off-topic. That's what makes the AICN talkbacks GREAT, the fact that we can start on one cinematic topic and it leads us to another different but wonderful conversation on something else. Relax. <br>But just to be on topic and cover my bases, it really is a shame we lost a great editor so early in her life. Yeah, the 50's are early. <p>3. I hope that doesn't get me banned<br>Honestly, I don't read every comment before I make my own. Didn't see Beaks' comment until after I first posted. <br>And seriously, she did such a great job editing all of Tarantino's time-shifting narratives. She will be missed in all of his future endeavors.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:06 p.m. CST

    the post that got D.Vader banned????

    by Six Demon Bag

    tinyurl.com/27r9du9

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:24 p.m. CST

    Seriously?!?

    by garybuseys_incisors

    That is what got D.Vader banned? That's fucking bullshit. We should all just post the link to that screenshot in very article by Beaks.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Fuck yeah, garybuseys! That's the spirit!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:29 p.m. CST

    FUCK YOU AICN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by DioxholsterReturns

    YOU CANT BAN SOMEONE FOR NO REASON LIKE THAT!!!!!!!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 1:49 p.m. CST

    STARGATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

    by DioxholsterReturns

    UNIVERSE1!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2:17 p.m. CST

    Vader got banned for that??

    by Stalkeye

    It doesnt bode well for beaks, while others have said far worse on the obits.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Remember D.Vader

    by rogueleader66

    He spirit still roams the TB's of AICN, and always will.<P>Protest unfair banning!!!!!!!!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Ben Affleck and his brother from The Town are here

    by leo54304

    and would like to have a word with Beaks

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2:24 p.m. CST

    All heil Beaks!

    by k_pilkington

    Let the dismantling of the pedalback circle jerk begin! seeing this faux outpouring of grief for d,vader is fucking funny shit. idiot was warned. idiot chose not to heed warning. idiot was banned. its ismple stuff.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Beaks Skywalker....

    by k_pilkington

    ...vanquished the thoughtless, the crass and the disrespectful!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2:45 p.m. CST

    k_pilkington

    by ColonelFatheart

    You sound as ignorant as your handle's namesake.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    Where was all this love when I was banned?

    by HoboCode

    Oh nevermind...I forgot you all hate my guts.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 2:54 p.m. CST

    braindrain

    by k_pilkington

    regardless. it was an obit...d.vaders desicion to get on his high horse and start questioning TB policy was just as illjudged and diesrespectful as choppahs nonsensical blatherings. jumped up little twonk was put soundly in his place by beaks. good stuff. it wasnt the time nor the place.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 3:02 p.m. CST

    join forces with the darkside....

    by d_Vader

    become a Vader in protest of Beaks' unfair banning!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Yet not one person loves you Pominville!!!

    by STICKY WHITE

    What's to love?

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 3:20 p.m. CST

    You know what else is simple stuff, Pilkington

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    You ignorant fucking leprous twat? You. So why don't you shed some more fucking labia, ooze some more bloody, festering cunt juice, and go find a leprous dick to latch onto? I'm sure you two will have a "rotting" ball!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 3:21 p.m. CST

    Hey, Colonel and Six Demon!

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Word, gentlemen! Keep up the good fucking fight! That shit is some pretty damning fucking evidence. Nice job.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST

    when i was banned people cheered

    by DioxholsterReturns

    im serious

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    LockesDrainedBrain needs AICN!!!

    by STICKY WHITE

    Because he has no friends and nothing in his life beyond a couple geek movies and Twitter.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 3:48 p.m. CST

    Thanks, Sharer. You too, man!

    by ColonelFatheart

    Fight on. <p>After today, you won't be seeing me around here for a while, at least not until Vader AND ALL OF HIS POSTS return.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 3:49 p.m. CST

    Turd

    by ColonelFatheart

    I'm sure it's no coincidence.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Goodbye, Ain't It Cool News

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    After 13 years.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Just holding up a mirror so you might see yourself more clearly

    by STICKY WHITE

    Why are you harping on everything every day? Get a life.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 4:05 p.m. CST

    Sheeeitt

    by STICKY WHITE

    If I were Beaks I'd banhammer your IP and re-instate D.Vader in a heartbeat. Maybe even get Harry to hire him as a regular contributor. If I were Beaks I'd apologize for this PR clusterfuck immediately.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 4:11 p.m. CST

    the bicycle sharer

    by k_pilkington

    not the most eloquent of chaps are you?

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 4:12 p.m. CST

    LockesDrainedBrain

    by STICKY WHITE

    Oh it's so cute watching you flail around desperately trying to get attention then whining like a little fucking baby because I'm the only one giving you any.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 4:13 p.m. CST

    YE GREAT AICN FLOUNCE OUT....

    by k_pilkington

    begins as colonel fatheart weeps his way out the door like the proverbial fat girl at a party. shortly followed by Le Vicious Fishus (13 years and no one gives a fuck) dont let the door hit your fragile little tushies on the way out ladies!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 4:15 p.m. CST

    Ninety (90) days, it is, gentlemen!!!

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    I'm gonna repost this in a few other talkbacks. Please be kind enough to help me out.<p>In honor of D.Vader and in response to Harry Knowles's email in which Harry threatened to permanently ban D. Vader if **WE** became annoying in our protests ("Chris will have a 90 day ban, unless he and his friends get annoying, in which case his ban will become perm.") Ain't it cool, guys? Threatening to ban someone for a protest initiated by OTHERS? And remember - this is from the fat liberal protest-worshiping toad himself! Guess "peace" and "love" and "power to the people" ain't exactly all that when it's directed at the capricious whims of you, your contributors and your site.<p>For purposes of solidarity and protest, I'm taking Ain't It Cool out of my drop down menu, set my Outlook Reminder, and am avoiding this site for ninety (90) days - I'll return 12/28/10. If Vader's back, cool. If not, well, like others have said, there are plenty of OTHER sites to get this shit from. The one redeeming grace of this site has been the talkbacks and the people (smart, stupid, crazy, fun, insane, wild, angry people) in the talkbacks. But it looks like Harry et al. have decided to behave in a dictatorial and willfully impulsive manner, alienating many talkbackers. I'm done. See you in ninety!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 4:18 p.m. CST

    these sad sacks will be back....

    by k_pilkington

    soon enough. hold firm Headgeek and Beaks! dont let the bastards grind you down! strike a blow for good manners and against those that dont respect the dead!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 4:19 p.m. CST

    DrainedBrain

    by STICKY WHITE

    Outside AND inside of this site no one gives a shit about you.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 4:20 p.m. CST

    sorry but comon people

    by DioxholsterReturns

    not another migration out of this place

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 4:22 p.m. CST

    Besides, you don't even know me DrainedBrain

    by STICKY WHITE

    But I know who you are boy. Sorry if you think all those celebrities you follow on Twitter are actually your friends! Notice how they never respond?

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 4:25 p.m. CST

    How is this embarassing for myself?

    by STICKY WHITE

    Please enlighten me.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 4:30 p.m. CST

    Hahahaha

    by STICKY WHITE

    I hope you're not serious!!! Get friends?! On Twitter?!! That's hilarious!!! Should I go bug Nathan Fillion or something then pretend he's my friend? You really are delusional man!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 4:42 p.m. CST

    THE CHOPPAH WILL BE MISSED

    by BEAKS_BANANAHAMMER_BROKE_MY_CHOPPAH

    I was being hunted by alien big-game hunters and a man came out of the jungle to save me. With arms whirling like windmills he filled the air with his fists. In a hornet's nest of five-digit pain the alien hunter retreated, but was no match for my handsome savior's speed and maniacal efficiency. Only when he stood over the hideous thing's mutilated corpse did I understand that this man was the very legend himself, "You've been chopped." He said, and without looking back disappeared back into the jungle from whence he had come.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 4:51 p.m. CST

    know whats awesome?

    by lostboytexas

    every single pro-Lost posting that D.Vader ever made is now gone :-) its like he never existed.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 5:01 p.m. CST

    VERY COOL NEWS!!!!!!

    by antonphd

    Now Josh is someone I could see taking the reins from Cruise for the mission impossible series!! I agree about Snake too. He is the ONLY person I can imagine being Snake aside from Kurt.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 6:48 p.m. CST

    is yourSTEPDADDY banned for 90 days?

    by theTOKENBLACKTBer

    ive read the harry emails pertaining dvade and it is clear he violated the (on the spot made up) rule, but what did yourSTEPDADDY do harry? he was clearly banned before the Sally Menke obit was ever mentioned... now i know that no one cares that yourSTEPDADDY is "gone", but i would like to know what "rule" he broke (seein as he wasnt fortunate enough to get a clear warning from "beaks")... but i guess i will never find out

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 7:03 p.m. CST

    I'm not d.vader

    by dvaderclone1

    But I liked him, and I think it's wrong that he of all people got banned by someone with power who was obviously in a poor mood. That guy's been on here as long as me, which is as long as this site's been around. So how about it: band with me and all the other supporters of our friend on this forum and, in d.vader's way, politely speak up. Make your own d.vaderclone2, 3 etc. handle, copy and paste this message, and protest his banning in a civil manner. Let him back in now!

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 7:42 p.m. CST

    There goes Locke again

    by STICKY WHITE

    Never letting facts get in the way of his inane posts. You are a complete package of stupid.

  • Sept. 29, 2010, 11:56 p.m. CST

    That's one way of putting it

    by STICKY WHITE

    The other would be that you're a fucking retard.

  • Sept. 30, 2010, 12:27 a.m. CST

    TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM

    by PRESIDENT BALTAR

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  • Sept. 30, 2010, 12:27 a.m. CST

    TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM

    by PRESIDENT BALTAR

    TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!TEAM D.VADER!!!

  • Sept. 30, 2010, 2:06 a.m. CST

    Team D. Vader!

    by paburrows

  • Sept. 30, 2010, 2:07 a.m. CST

    D. Vader was awesome

    by paburrows

    Very nice and intellegent.

  • Sept. 30, 2010, 8:20 a.m. CST

    BrainDrain/RPLocke...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    I will agree with you on one thing. StickyWhite is most certainly, a MASSIVE DOUCHEBAG. <P> That we can agree on ;-)

  • Sept. 30, 2010, 10:46 a.m. CST

    Only because I pegged you

    by STICKY WHITE

    for the no nothing TWAT that you are. Go find the Telemarketer, I'm sure he needs his balls licked right about now.

  • Sept. 30, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    Sticky...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    You have joined TurdHasRisen and BicycleSharer as "Bitches Who Have Been Owned By Yours Truly" <P> Congrats! You are in select company :-)

  • Sept. 30, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Oh, and by the way...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Have you seen Telemarketer? <P> I miss that funny little fucker...

  • Sept. 30, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST

    Owned?

    by STICKY WHITE

    You must be joking or completely delusional like your new pal RPLocke. The most you've ever done is call me a few names and dare me to say something in another thread that I'd already called you out in or you'd try to sic The_CHOPPAH on me. I don't believe anybody would consider that getting "owned". The only problem there was that me and CHOP were fine with each other. I do remember him destroying you more than a few times though. Funny shit...<p>You're just some obsequious little scab who would love to ride a greater/funnier/smarter trolls coattails up into some kind of internet gloryhole. But alas, you are just you, painfully UNFUNNY with an excruciatingly IRRITATING method of expressing yourself. Now that's an OBJECTIVE fact.<p>As far as the Telemarketer is concerned, haven't seen him since you gave him that rim-job in that Reznorback from a few months ago. The one where you first learned about Foetus and rattled off your musical interests like they were somehow unique and not just the same as any freshman college girls after being gone from home for like a week. He probably feels a little violated and embarrassed that such a raging fucktard like you was publicly fawning over him so aggressively. No one likes a kiss ass.

  • Oct. 16, 2010, 10:57 p.m. CST

    Can one really harass a troll?

    by STICKY WHITE

    Or stalk a stalker for that matter?<p>It's "harassing" by the way. Try to remember it has an "ass" in the middle. I figure you'd notice that sort of thing with that raging anal fixation of yours.