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Want to see a teaser trailer for Uwe Boll's AUSCHWITZ... you might not want to. Graphic. Disturbing.

Hey folks, Harry here with something ungodly disturbing. For years people have been accusing Uwe Boll of financing movies from Nazi Gold. Now it looks like Uwe Boll has decided to fully embrace his harshest critics by making what looks like a hardcore telling of AUSCHWITZ. I'm not real sure what a film like this, made by a filmmaker that doesn't know the meaning of the word "EMOTIONAL" or "SUBTLETY" are... This could very well end up being one of the single most tasteless films in history. Just this teaser below - you're likely to have a gut reaction to this trailer... and Uwe as an officer leaning on the door to the gas chamber... shivers. Truly disturbed.





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  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:08 p.m. CST

    ??????????

    by theycallmemrtibbs

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:08 p.m. CST

    First?

    by BilboRing

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Well, if Inglorious Basterds gets a pass...

    by tonagan

    (just stoking the flames)

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Damn! Either way. Is this real? Or a sick joke?

    by BilboRing

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Fuck

    by Pogue__Mahone

    That was horrific... if only because those horrors we see perpetrated on screen ACTUALLY HAPPENED! I know we can't ignore our past - and shouldn't - but is this necessary? I'm not wholly sure.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:09 p.m. CST

    wow

    by teemoe

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:09 p.m. CST

    he's sunk to a new low.

    by Subaculta

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:10 p.m. CST

    IS THIS A BAD JOKE?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...MEIN KAMPF!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Finally! A Uwe Boll movie I'd pay to watch!

    by AndrewWanKenobi

    Just kidding. Wasn't the Uwe Boll as the Nazi outside the door?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Finally! A Uwe Boll movie I'd pay to watch!

    by AndrewWanKenobi

    Just kidding. Wasn't that Uwe Boll as the Nazi outside the door?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:11 p.m. CST

    ...oh, man. This TB is going to be cookin' with gas...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...within ten minutes.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Motherfucker

    by templar

    Is this a joke

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Hmmn wow.

    by UGG

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    I dont find this funny

    by templar

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    "JAWDROPPING" - Roger Ebert

    by Stuntcock Mike

    Uwe does it again. Go ahead, take my fucking money you wacky Kraut.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Aint it Lame News

    by RPLocke

    Is this fall going to suck for movies, too?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Should Uwe Boll be allowed to make these kind of films?

    by davidwebb

    I mean, can you imagine his take on 9/11, or Vietnam? Seems like he's trying to make Saw with jackboots and lugers.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Reminds me of a early 80'S music video

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    They were filled with disturbing imagery.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:14 p.m. CST

    Does this have Jerry Lewis in it?

    by Nice Marmot

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST

    They actually did it.

    by FusionAddict

    Someone made a film even more repulsively offensive than either SALO or HUMAN CENTIPEDE. I don't know whether to be disgusted or impressed.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST

    I kinda, really want to see it now.

    by UGG

    Can this be good? I mean I'm all for directors having no boundries, but can Boll actually give this any credibillity? I HAD to watch Far Cry not long back in work and man that is a piece of shit.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:16 p.m. CST

    ...when machete wielding Mexican TBs aren't enough...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Uwe Boll Vs. the holocaust!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:16 p.m. CST

    There is noting crazy about that trailer at all.

    by eric haislar

    Those are the things that happened. It this was Spielberg , Scorsese, or Coppola, you all would be saying it was daring or brilliant. Look i hate the guy as much as the next dude, but wait to see the film before you bash it.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:17 p.m. CST

    Hoo boy.

    by Durendal

    Boll isn't doing this to re-enact the holocaust. He's just creating a metaphorical interpretation of what he's been doing to video game movies and cinema in general for the past decade or so.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:17 p.m. CST

    I think he's sick of being a joke...

    by RETURN_of_FETT

    So he decided he's going to go hardcore. I say more power to him. I have nothing personal against the guy and frankly I don't understand why anyone would. He made some crappy movies, big fuckin' deal. After House of the Dead we all knew what we were getting into so it's not like he pulled a Shyamalan us.</p><p>I think the real problem here is that some of you are so used to critiqueing movies that you actually think you could do better. Newsflash: I'm sure you suck!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:17 p.m. CST

    FusionAddict, Serbian Film is worse than them 2

    by UGG

    for it's content. And was pretty damn meh when I finally watched it.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:17 p.m. CST

    ...it's about time Germans embraced their past...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...made it edgy and fun again.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:18 p.m. CST

    erichaislar

    by Durendal

    True, but this is Boll we're talking about here. Events like these need a good director behind the camera to work. The victims of the holocaust have been through enough without Boll disgracing their memories even further with his godawful attempt at a movie. It's pretty safe to assume that if Boll makes it, it WILL suck.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:19 p.m. CST

    ...like Glenn Beck reclaiming the Civil Rights movement.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:19 p.m. CST

    by Omar B

    I don't know what's more disturbing, the images in the trailer or the fact that Uwe is still getting funding.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Looks interesting.

    by elsewhere

    Can't believe I'm saying this about a Uwe Boll movie. I like the rawness of that trailer.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:21 p.m. CST

    I take pride in this:<p>Unlike most of the Anti-Boll brigade...

    by StarWarsRedux

    ...I have never, EVER paid money to see his films. Therefore, I have not helped supported his cinematic bullshit. <p>If you really think that Uwe Boll is a horrible director, and you want to see studios finally stop giving him money to make films, then stop giving those films money in the first place. <p>Boycott Boll. And not just because his films are offensive (and this one certainly looks that way).

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:21 p.m. CST

    Durendal

    by eric haislar

    I agree but it's not distasteful. in fact it looks like a accurate description of the events. If he makes a honest film. then no harm no fowl. If you want to talk about a offensive Holocaust film lets talk about the "The Day the Clown cried"

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    I get the feeling not many folks saw his flick Tunnel Rats

    by darthSaul666

    It was a suprisingly good movie Uwe Boll made about Vietnam.. Wondering if he gave up on video game movies and is trying to make actual movies..

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    by Corman

    I've never seen a Uwe Boll film before, but it seems obvious from this clip that he's a filmmaker of extremely limited technical skill.<p>It also seems that he's struggling to re-brand himself by capitalizing on "controversial" subject matter. I remember seeing a trailer for a previous film of his which used 9/11 imagery in a really boring, unimaginitive way obviously intended to create "controversy."

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:23 p.m. CST

    ...StarWarsRedux, you should walk out halfway through...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...in protest. You know, REALLY make a statement.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:24 p.m. CST

    Springtime for Hitler

    by Shalako

    Maybe this is Uwe's Goodbye Uncle Tom.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:26 p.m. CST

    Just cause you lack taste and talent

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    ... doesn't mean you don't have the right to make an attempt. Good luck, Uwe, you will need it.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:28 p.m. CST

    ...J-Ewe Boll's AUSCHWITZ?

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:28 p.m. CST

    simpleton.

    by Y282

    utter simpleton.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:29 p.m. CST

    Who was a harsher critic of GW Bush than Uwe Bowl?

    by Man in Suit

    Check out Postal. The Left owns Uwe Bowl. Just sayin'.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:29 p.m. CST

    Wow Im actually going to defend Uwe Boll

    by Phategod2

    If Psycho Mel Gibson can make The Passion Of the Christ Why (and we dont what the movie is about at this point) can't Boll Make a movie depicting the atrocities of the Holocaust. Not to call anyone hypocrite but I think If Spielberg Directed this we'd be discussing how many Oscars to give him.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Tunnel Rats was suprisingly well made..

    by darthSaul666

    The filmaking was unexpectly good <p> But I exepect no one to believe here on this tb anyhow..<p> Here's my question...do you think Steven Spielberg could have made a better Postal Movie?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:30 p.m. CST

    ...uh, make that J-Uwe Boll...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...or maybe just forget it.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:32 p.m. CST

    My first reaction is to damn this movie

    by kafka07

    especially knowing about the douche-face director it's coming from. But I'm also curious to understand the tone of the movie, and why Boll made it, as well as to hear the reaction from the public. Horrible idea for a movie, but a curious experiment. My guess is that nothing good will come from it all.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    The trailer was disturbing.

    by blackwood

    But Auschwitz, I assume, was also disturbing. The problem with Boll is that I don't trust him. I've seen maybe one of his films start to finish, and I can't even remember which. Bits and pieces here and there have been enough for me to write him off. But I haven't seen any of the twelve or so films he's made in the last three months, so maybe he's turned over a new leaf. Maybe this will be shocking, horrific and stomach-churning... in the right way. More likely it will be exploitative garbage that serves no other purpose than to use the Holocaust as a way to grab headlines and shock people, and just be another of Boll's long line of uninteresting failures with a contentious sheen.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:40 p.m. CST

    I think I get his message

    by PhilipMarlowe

    Maybe he is saying the Nazis were just a bunch of wacked out, neo-torture porn film makers and things got a little out of hand. Perhaps he is making a cautionary tale?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:41 p.m. CST

    Worse than Camp Crystal Lake.

    by cookylamoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:42 p.m. CST

    The worm has turned

    by Dark_Equalizer

    Tunnel rats wasnt a bad film at all, maybe non game related movies are his forte? I thinks its quite interesting comming from a German director. I'm sure it will catch loads of flak, but as another poster said if this was made by a more 'respectable' directorpeople would be saying ' brave but edgey film makeing' Look at Schindler list, a similar subject matter

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    WELL IT ISN'T A COMEDY!

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    The Sountrack is by David Hasselhoff!

    by SeymourClearly

    Ewe Boll is the Anti-Christ!!!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    More like exploitation than actual remembering

    by cgih8r

    If the point is never to forget. They can re-release Schindler's list. It's tasteful and it gets the message across. After that, we don't need any more Holocaust films. He's clearly trying to stir controversy here to get his name out there. It's a cry out for attention, and I can think of no better a candidate than this guy to try and exploit the subject matter if you consider his past work. Let's not give him the satisfaction.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    i was at Auschwitz

    by lostboytexas

    and saw none of this shit happening. true story

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:47 p.m. CST

    "Never Forget"

    by rotkev

    I didn't realize that we needed to be reminded to "never forget" the holocaust. What an asshole.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:47 p.m. CST

    DarthSaul666

    by SilentP

    I think a better question is, would Steven Spielberg have made a Postal movie in the first place? The answer is no. Just one of many important differences between a director like Spielberg and a guy like Boll.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Weren't Darfur and Rampage supposed to be alright?

    by sonic3305

    I've heard more than a few people that these were sort of okay.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    BALLS

    by Joh Doe

    So Paul W.S. Anderson phones in a forth Resident Evil film and Uwe Boll dares to do something interesting. Who gets crucified and who gets massive publicity for his inevitable piece of shit? Oh sorry it's in 3D isn't it so it must be good. P.S. Rampage kicked ass.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    Good Lord!

    by Screwbini

    What do you get when you combine one of the worst examples of human cruelty in history with one of the worst directors who ever lived? I think we're about to find out! (Or at least SOME of us, because I'm not wasting my time with that crap!)

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST

    If the remaining Holocaust survivors got together...

    by Durendal

    ...then I'm sure they would agree that Uwe Boll is the worst thing that ever came out of Germany.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    WAY TO KICK OFF ROSH HASHANAH

    by BringingSexyBack

    Oy Boll

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    I THOUGHT PIXAR WAS DOING THIS?

    by the Green Gargantua

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    it's... like.... i mean....

    by AsimovLives

    ... fuck, i'm speechless, and i even haven't seen the trailer. Uwe Boll of all people? This is just all kind of wrong, that's what i feel. Damn, man!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:56 p.m. CST

    Offensive ?

    by unfunnydude

    Not really. Idiotic and clumsy ? Sure. This looks like a bad student film. Nothing more, nothing less. I know I'll see it. I'm a curious dude. As far as disrespecting the memory of the victims, we can say that about a lot of works of fiction. But I'd rather dismiss the whole thing than give it undeserved importance.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:57 p.m. CST

    Heres hoping

    by Rev. Artemis Prime

    Maybe this will be a great film. It IS possible. Boll is a hack yes, but maybe he's learned something and maybe he is actually putting some care into the project. It looks pretty exploitative, but this is only a teaser. But if he messes this up, then I hope someone breaks his knees.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:57 p.m. CST

    WOW WHO THE FUCK DOES THINK THIS GUY IS?

    by Yourbigpalal83

    Gota hand it to this guy, cause hes got a huge set of balls to even think he could do this, let alone find some dumb fucks who actually gave him money to shoot this crap. I mean, how in the fuck does the worlds worse director get off on thinking hes spielberg and making a graphic holocost film? Say what you will about spielberg, how yes he does miss the mark from time to time, but you cant in your right mind say the man is not extremley tallented. And as graphic as shinders list was, it was done with taste and respect. THIS IS JUST HOLOCOST NAZI EXPLORATION...lets show the real fucked up shit with no respect for the real life victems. any1 that pays to see this crap, is a complete moron.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:58 p.m. CST

    OK, i saw the trailer

    by AsimovLives

    I still think that if this movie had been made by anybody other then Boll, it could had a chance of being a "truth in the raw" kind of movie. But from Boll, i expect no such artistic honesty. This is exploitation, i'm affraid... and of the most vile kind! Nothing can shake my feeling about this. I have a bad feeling about this, and then some!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST

    Is There NO "Snuff This Douchenozzle NOW" Law...

    by Read and Shut Up

    ...we can invoke? <p> <p>God - what a fucking cretin.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:01 p.m. CST

    Is MILLA JOVAVICH IN THIS?!

    by RPLocke

    Or however you spell her name?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:03 p.m. CST

    ...hey Asi, maybe this has a shot at unseating J.J. TREK...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...for worst movie in the history of projected images...what do you think?<P> Fingers crossed!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:05 p.m. CST

    @rotkev

    by torontoxic

    'We will never forget' is carved into Auschwitz. <P> Uwel Boll just matured from 10 year old ADD film maker into 14 year old brooding little shit film maker. <P> Wake me when he turns 18 and realizes he sucks.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:05 p.m. CST

    CGIh8r

    by Lorquaine

    Schindler's list is "tasteful" and gets the message across? You really think we should only have "tasteful" films about the Holocaust? Or at all? Was the Holocaust tasteful? With schmaltzy music? Are you a historical revisionist? I mean, revisionism is typical Hollywood BS (incl. Spielberg), but it has nothing to do with what the Holocaust was like. And getting "the message across"? What message? Let's quote Kubrick on the false message in Schindler's List: "The thing is, Schindler's List is about success, the Holocaust was about failure." Schindler's List is one big epic failure. Boll's film will surely have many defects, but I seriously hope it will be a better product than Spielberg's sorry excuse for a "Holocaust film". And I like the teaser. It's captivating… except for the titles. I would have left out both "Auschwitz" and "Never forget". The images themselves would have been sufficient.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:05 p.m. CST

    Jew-sploitation??

    by Jazzmaverickjim

    I know we shouldnt forget, but im not sure i want to see a child be gassed and then incinerated. i think ill go see harry potter instead.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST

    AUSCHWITZ 3D

    by UGG

    "Extracting your Eyeballs 2010"

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    FlickaPoo

    by AsimovLives

    There already is a worst movie in history and it's called ARMAGEDDON. Hell, for all the flak i gave Abrams's latest, it wasn't even the worst movie of 2009 (2012 and TRANSFORMERS 2 were). but man, if this movie is anythijg i fear it is... it might just be the winner of worst movie ever made just from it's sheer tactlessness. I'm not a pussy about themes and imagery in movies, i'm the one who calls, without any uncertainty whatsoever, that MARTYRS is a really good movie, but this new Boll movie is just... you know what i mean, i think.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    Only fitting

    by thommcg

    You know, what with Bolls other cinematic holocausts...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:12 p.m. CST

    Holocaust movie = Oscar ends right here...

    by Lionel_Richies_Hipster_Frames

    Can't see Spielberg and the academy voting this one to a win next year.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:12 p.m. CST

    "Never forget"

    by AsimovLives

    some people here take for granted that everybody knows about the holocaust. Thing is, there are too many people today, too many kids who actually don't know the holocaust happened. And Boll's movie exploits that too, i think. Jar Jar Abrams is right, we should never understimate the ignorance of people.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST

    Did Asimov just say there is something WORSE

    by UGG

    than J.J's TREK? <p> I agree Armageddon is atrocious and I didn't mind Martyrs, after all the self mutilation shit it got better.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST

    JJ ABRAMS - THE HOLOCAUST

    by RPLocke

    With shaky cam and lens flares.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:16 p.m. CST

    ...yeah, Asi, I was only half joking. I think BOLLSCHWITZ...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...has a real shot.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:16 p.m. CST

    ummmmmmmmm

    by Foomas

    Holy Mother Of All Fuck Ups!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:16 p.m. CST

    thats pretty weird

    by liljuniorbrown

    Even for his standards. I can't figure out if it's a joke or not to him

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Also shit like this is happening RIGHT NOW

    by UGG

    well not "like" this but some of the horrific shit I'm keep reading coming out about the DR Congo is chilling.<p> And I beleive the Japs where just as bad around the same time as the Nazi's I'm sure people here have seen Men Behind The Sun and/or are familiar with Unit 731, probably some of the most horrific human acts ever commited. But apparently alot of medical discoveries came from it...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:20 p.m. CST

    ...I wish Mel Gibson hadn't backed out of the project.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:20 p.m. CST

    This doesn't offend me as a Jew

    by Amfpsych

    As much as it offends me as a film lover

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:22 p.m. CST

    UGG

    by thommcg

    Yep, terrible things happen when one side gets dehumanized.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:22 p.m. CST

    http://tinyurl.com/7wntn

    by UGG

    for any interested...<p>Maruta.. good name for a band that one.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    thommcg true

    by UGG

    the whole "Maruta" thing confirms what you say dude.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST

    THEY DON'T APPEAR EMACIATED AT ALL

    by BringingSexyBack

    Bad casting.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:25 p.m. CST

    Amfpsych

    by Lorquaine

    As a German this doesn't offend me either, but I'm not so arrogant as to judge the film before having seen it — *especially* *because* I'm a film lover.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:25 p.m. CST

    GREAT, MORE OSCAR BAIT

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST

    NOW THAT WE KNOW HITLER WAS JEWISH

    by BringingSexyBack

    and Ahmedinjad is Jewish, I think it's time we all have a conversation about the radical self-loathing Jewish mind. Let me start. <P> WTF?!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST

    watch Rampage and Tunnel Rats. I fucking dare you

    by tempurasan

    If you haven't seen those you are not fit to criticize Uwe Boll. Two of the most unflinching films I have seen in recent years. Full of "emotional" and "subtlety" Harry claims to know so well.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST

    ...emaciated white people? No such thing anymore...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he would have had to cast the whole thing with female runway models...<P> Hmmm...!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST

    UNFLINCHING FILMS = NOT MY CUP OF TEA

    by BringingSexyBack

    Really. I don't need to see EVERYTHING.

  • a film (if you can call it such) that you say "I really do hope you good folks get to see this movie. It is tremendous." And "I pray that SERBIAN FILM has that kind of future at the very least. We should all be so lucky to see it." So gassing Jews is off limits but evil sexual acts are art? Just making sure I got that straight... I personally think both should be left off of film but that's just me.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:29 p.m. CST

    @BringingSexyBack

    by torontoxic

    As usual you're an idiot. <P> Hitler was no more Jewish than he was a saint. <P> The rumour about him being Jewish was ironically started during his campaigning as a way to sway people away from him. <P> The other accusation you just made only serves to show how weak minded people such as yourself will believe anything they read online.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:31 p.m. CST

    THROW IN BRAD PITT

    by RPLocke

    And you got an Academy Award winner.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:31 p.m. CST

    Maybe this is the movie Uwe has been paying his dues to make

    by Crimson Dynamo

    Maybe this movie is brilliant. I doubt it. But maybe.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:31 p.m. CST

    ...wait, is this he Lindsay Lohan CAGED HEAT remake...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I've been waiting for?<P> I think Christina Hendricks would make a great sadistic warden...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:35 p.m. CST

    @supermarch

    by Lorquaine

    Hitler wasn't Jewish, but he had Jewish ancestors (paternally).

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    A Serbian Film is very mediocre as a film

    by UGG

    yea sure it's a bit shocking, it's got good cinematography, soundtrack and acting from the main dude, but it wasn't as emotionally engaging as it needed to be and I call bullshit on the directors excuse of a metaphor, he should just admit he did it for the shocks. I'd then at least admire his honesty.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    SUPERMARCH - YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY

    by BringingSexyBack

    could Hitler's hatred for the Jewish people have been a case of self-loathing? <p> The repulsive leader of Nazi Germany may have had Jewish and perhaps African relatives, according to DNA tests conducted on nearly 40 living relatives. <p> The report comes from the Belgium magazine, Knack, which says it obtained saliva samples after tracking down 39 relatives from throughout Europe, as well as in America. <p> "One can from this postulate that Hitler was related to people whom he despised," Jean-Paul Mulders, the journalist who wrote the article, stated in his report. <p> Working with historian Marc Vermeeren, the samples were tested and were found to contain a chromosome called Haplopgroup E1b1b (Y-DNA), which is rarely found in Western Europeans. <p> "It is most commonly found in the Berbers of Morocco, in Algeria, Libya and Tunisia as well as among Ashkenazi and Sephardic Jews," Vermeeren said in the article. <p> Hitler's heritage has been called into question before, with some suggesting his grandfather was Jewish. But this is the first claim with any scientific data to support it. <p> Similar reports have been made against Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who has repeatedly denied the Holocaust occurred and regularly bashes Israel. <p> It was suggested in the British press in 2009 that the nuke-hungry leader's name was changed from Sabourjian, a Jewish name meaning "cloth weaver," when it was converted to Islam after his birth. <p> Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/08/24/2010-08-24_nazi_leader_adolf_hitler_had_jewish_and_african_relatives_dna_test_suggests.html#ixzz0ysV8C9GH

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    It'll be less offensive to me than Inglorious Bastards.

    by V'Shael

    That was fucking torture porn, IMO, and I'll never subscribe to the idea that torture is fun or entertaining depending on who is the victim.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Eva Braun was jewish

    by UGG

    wasn't she?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    ...I like to think we all have a little Jewish in us...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...L'Chaim!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    harry knowles...

    by emeraldboy

    liked Serbian. everyone else reviled serbian.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST

    (500) DAYS OF ADOLF

    by BringingSexyBack

    Hitler: "So ... you are married, fraulein?" <P> Summer: "Yeah. Crazy, huh?" <P> Hitler: *Gasses all Gentiles*

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:41 p.m. CST

    UGG

    by Lorquaine

    Nope.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Uwe makes good movies now

    by poonhead

    This is a powerful trailer. It looks like it will be another good movie, like Rampage. I'm glad he's off the videogames.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:42 p.m. CST

    ... STILL WAITING FOR THAT APOLOGY ...

    by BringingSexyBack

    You're a slow reader, dude.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:42 p.m. CST

    ...V'Shael...

    by FlickaPoo

    ..."I'll never subscribe to the idea that torture is fun or entertaining depending on who is the victim".<P> Never say never. The main thing is everyone remembering the safe word.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:43 p.m. CST

    Hitler was nowhere near aryan

    by Planty_McPlant_Plants_His_Plant_At_AICN

    The fucker obviously had Jewish genes. You can tell that just by looking at photos. He's this lightly tanned mofo sitting amongst his whiter than white generals. So the self loathing argument makes a lot of sense. But really...who knew what the fuck was going on in that mind? Kinda like Uwe Boll.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN "AS USUAL"?

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    I glanced away...I NEVER glance away

    by ravenloff

    ...twice during this trailer...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Hitler was not Jewish... for fucks sake people...

    by V'Shael

    Being Jewish is a religion. Did Hitler convert? No. Was his mother Jewish? No. There, fucking problem solved. He wasn't Jewish. <p> Fucking idiots.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:46 p.m. CST

    CHOW MEIN KAMPF

    by BringingSexyBack

    If you think Hitler was bad, wait til you get a load of Ming Shangberg.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Uwe Boll should stick to running in the Olympics

    by rosasaks

    Maybe make a biopic about Jesse Owens meeting Hitler if he has to do films.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:48 p.m. CST

    NO, V'SHAEL

    by BringingSexyBack

    Jewishness is unique in that it is religious, cultural and racial. It is both social and genetic. Don't talk about things you know nothing about.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:48 p.m. CST

    ...V'Shael, the religion is Judaism.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:49 p.m. CST

    OBAMA IS NOT A MUSLIM!

    by RPLocke

    JEEZ PEOPLE!!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:49 p.m. CST

    DIDN'T UWE KICK AN AICNER'S ASS?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Some boxing match or such?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:49 p.m. CST

    ...Nazis didn't care if you practiced Judaism or not.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:49 p.m. CST

    "Eva Braun was 1/32nd Jewish"

    by UGG

    probably the same as everyone though

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST

    BARACK HUSSEIN

    by BringingSexyBack

    Nuff said.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Will the soundtrack feature the banging on the door?

    by canvasseamonkey

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Insane

    by JAGUART

    I thought he was joking about making Schindler's List 2.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:51 p.m. CST

    BARACK OBAMER!

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST

    Hostel 3?

    by vanchimera

    I've seen a lot worse than this. This is Boll being Boll, if you're not desensitized to his bullshit at this point, then it's as much your fault for being offended by him than it is his.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST

    ... IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A LONG APOLOGY, SUPERMARCH ...

    by BringingSexyBack

    A heartfelt "I'm sorry" will suffice.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST

    Day the Clown Cried

    by th3480

    Maybe this will get Lewis' ass in gear and finally release it!!!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:57 p.m. CST

    "AN Uwe Boll film"

    by kolchak

    AN. They couldn't even hire someone to proof read the goddamn trailer.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:58 p.m. CST

    OF COURSE BARACK IS MUSLIM

    by BringingSexyBack

    There are pics of him with the turban on for God's sake. That said, I don't care. He's good people. I just can't stand the Dems now.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST

    What has been seen,

    by ttomato

    cannot be unseen.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST

    I'm waiting for Rob Zombie's "Bergen-Belsen"

    by cookylamoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST

    ...♫♪ IF YOU WERE JEWISH ♫♪

    by FlickaPoo

    THAT'D BE OKAY.<P> I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,<P> I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.<P> BECAUSE YOU SEE,<P> IF IT WERE ME,<P> I WOULD FEEL FREE<P> TO SAY THAT I WAS JEWISH<P> (BUT I'M NOT JEWISH.)<P> IF YOU WERE JEWISH<P> I'D STILL BE HERE,<P> YEAR AFTER YEAR<P> BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR<P> TO ME,<P> AND I KNOW THAT YOU<P> WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,<P> IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,<P> "HEY! GUESS WHAT,<P> I'M JEWISH!"<P> (BUT I'M NOT JEWISH.)<P> I'M HAPPY<P> JUST BEING WITH YOU.<P> SO WHAT SHOULD IT<P> MATTER TO ME<P> WHAT YOU DO IN BED<P> WITH OTHER JEWS?<P> IF YOU WERE JEWISH<P> I'D SHOUT HOORAY!<P> AND HERE I'D STAY,<P> BUT I WOULDN'T GET<P> IN YOUR WAY.<P> YOU CAN COUNT ON ME<P> TO ALWAYS BE<P> BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,<P> TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,<P> YOU WERE JUST BORN<P> THAT WAY,<P> AND, AS THEY SAY,<P> IT'S IN YOUR DNA,<P> YOU'RE JEWISH!<P>

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:01 p.m. CST

    "never forget"

    by TheDark0Knight

    I laughed out loud when that came up, it felt so grindhouse-y.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:05 p.m. CST

    ♫♪ Springtime for Hitler ♫♪

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Germany was having trouble, what a sad, sad story<BR> Needed a new leader to restore its former glory<BR> Where, Oh where was he? Where could that man be?<BR> We looked around and then we found<BR> The man for you and me.<BR> And now it's...<BR><BR> Springtime for Hitler and Germany<BR> Deutschland is happy and gay<BR> We're marching to a faster pace<BR> Look out, here comes the master race<BR><BR> Springtime for Hitler and Germany<BR> Winter for Poland and France<BR> Springtime for Hitler and Germany<BR> Come on, Germans, go into your dance<BR><BR> I was born in Dusseldorf, and that is why they call me Rolf<BR> Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party<BR><BR> Springtime for Hitler and Germany<BR> Goosestep's the new step today<BR> bombs falling from the skies again<BR> Deutschland is on the rise again <BR><BR> Springtime for Hitler and Germany<BR> U-boats are sailing once more <BR><BR> Springtime for Hitler and Germany<BR> Means that soon we'll be going<BR> We've got to be going<BR> You know we'll be going to war!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:06 p.m. CST

    FlickaPoo

    by Lorquaine

    You're creepier than Boll's teaser. :)

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:07 p.m. CST

    BETTY WHITE IS NOT A MUSLIM

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:07 p.m. CST

    THE FUCKING BLACK LIGHTNING AD STARTED TO PLAYING...

    by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGHTS

    ..whilst I was watching this. I had no idea what was going on when I saw people dying inside a gas chamber whilst some American dude went on about "He was an ordinary boy! Now he's on a mission to save the world!"<p>I was, like, "What the fuck...."<p>Anyway, sort that ad out please. It seems to play by itself and is annoying.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    MAZEL, FLICKA

    by BringingSexyBack

    You're quite the song writer. Are you sure you're not Jewish?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:11 p.m. CST

    BETTY WHITE IS A REPTILE

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    See Scarlett's tit milk for details.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:11 p.m. CST

    DUDE, INSTALL A POP-UP BLOCKER

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:13 p.m. CST

    whatever

    by readyoufool

    the only reason you all are outraged is because of the scene with the kid in the oven. And that just means that you're reacting exactly the way Boll wants you to.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Uwe Boll's Auschwitz

    by savagedave

    The mind boggles.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:14 p.m. CST

    whats the difference between this and The Passion?

    by Neck_Lucas

    oooh right the jewish thing..

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:15 p.m. CST

    If you close your eyes, it sounds like popcorn

    by MAD_MIKE

    popping. <P> I think the reason Uwe is in the trailer is because he is sending a message to his critics.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:15 p.m. CST

    Shouldn't it be "A Uwe Boll Film" rather than "An Uwe Boll Film"

    by RedJester

    That's actually the first thing that popped out at me regarding this trailer. But yeah, this is a pretty tasteless and all around disgusting trailer...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:15 p.m. CST

    JESUS WAS JEWISH TOO

    by BringingSexyBack

    My God they're everywhere.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:16 p.m. CST

    ...only honorarily Jewish, but...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I take the honor seriously.<P> And I am circumcised.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:17 p.m. CST

    CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT IS UWE PRONOUNCED "OY VEY"

    by BringingSexyBack

    In which case we have someone else to pull out of the closet.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:19 p.m. CST

    YOU'RE CHOPPED, FLICKA?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Again, mazel.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:19 p.m. CST

    HOW CAN WE FORGET?

    by BringingSexyBack

    It's on Wikipedia.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:21 p.m. CST

    THE CHOPPA IS NOT A MUSLIM!!

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:22 p.m. CST

    House of the Dead

    by DrGoodspeed

    Don't forget that he made that.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:22 p.m. CST

    THE GERMANS GOT PUNKED

    by BringingSexyBack

    Big time.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:23 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack

    by RedJester

    1. It wouldn't even matter if Barack was a Muslim as Christianity is equally violent, cultish, and outlandish. (But he's not...) 2. Obama wearing a turbin out of respect for the nation he was visiting at the time is not proof that he is a Muslim. (Although, you thinking it's adequate proof is proof that you're a complete moron, but that's about it.)

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:24 p.m. CST

    yeah, its pronounced ooh-vay

    by Kammich

    and the TB MVP award is becoming a tight race between Flicka and BSB here. both of you have supplied me with ample giggles.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:25 p.m. CST

    REDJESTER

    by BringingSexyBack

    I agree with everything you said.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:25 p.m. CST

    ...THE CHOPPAH is an evil bastard...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...look! A perfect baby boy...where's his penis?<P> [CHOP!]<P> WELCOME TO THE WORLD, LITTLE BUDDY!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:29 p.m. CST

    THANKS KAMMICH, FLICKA'S IN DA ZONE, AS LEO WOULD SAY

    by BringingSexyBack

    And guys, gotta go ... if Supermarch delivers that apology please tell him it's all good. Thx

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Lorquaine in response to your question

    by cgih8r

    Do I think we should have "tasteful" films about the Holocaust? Yes, absafreakinlutely. I don't know what you took from Schindler's list, but I certainly did not see it as a "success" story. I don't care what you think Kubrick said even if he meant it that way. I saw a story of utter hopelessness. I mean your condemnation of Speilberg's tribute only shows me that you have not made the slightest effort to understand the respect he was attempting to show to the victims while doing justice to the portrayal of the unthinkable genocide in a non exploitative way. Frankly you just sound like someone who's prone to drama and disagreement so knock yourself out!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Whoaa

    by guitar_dudester91

    That may have been then stupidest thing I've ever seen. Like what the fuck? and fuck you CHOPPAH.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    ...I believe THE CHOPPAH would say something like...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I was reading up about the Holocaust recently. The first half is still really good. But I had forgotten how much it descends into a big-budget A-Team episode by the end...rather dull extended shootouts and liberation scenes. I guess that marked the moment where Hitler's destiny lay in bunkers and suicide for much of the rest of his career. <P> I was so hopeful when WWII started that it heralded the return of both Hitler and Erwin Rommel as genuinely strategy guys. But it was a false dawn for both.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    What the fuck!?...

    by DanielKurland

    No.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    Lorquaine one more thing

    by cgih8r

    based on your response I'm inclined to believe you may be the douche who directed this crap. So I'm going to go out on a limb here and request that you not release this film. And go make "In the name of the king and dungeon tale Part VI or something instead. Peace.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    ...thanks, Kammich...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...SexyBack is the smart one. He quit while he was ahead...I had to go and run it into the ground...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    I don't think those poor people had room to bang on the doors

    by Ben_Richards_Bomb_Collar

    Supposedly they were packed in so tight that when they died, they didn't even fall to the ground. There better be a place worse than hell for the people that carried this shit out.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:42 p.m. CST

    Bad taste? No. Worst taste.

    by moviemaniac-7

    If you think Uwe Boll can't sink any further a new trailer of a new movie pops up and we were all wrong. Yes he can sink further and he will show us all!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:45 p.m. CST

    I dare Harry to review Tunnel Rats.... if he ain't already!!!

    by darthSaul666

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:51 p.m. CST

    If The Choppah never posted on this site again

    by cgih8r

    No one would remember

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:54 p.m. CST

    it wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't.....

    by slappy jones

    an attention seeking loser who couldn't direct his way out of a paper bag. There is no way he has made this for any other reason than attention. It will be as shit as all of his films.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:01 p.m. CST

    Reminded me of Eli Roth's Hostel films...

    by Ivan_Mtl

    ... except this really did happen. I'm all for the "rawness" because it would be terrible to stylize the horror (imagine Mel Gibson directing this?) Unfortunately, the director Uwe Boll does not have the talent or vision necessary to pull this off.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Knowing BOLL, it's be 90 minutes of people in the gas chamber

    by mistergreen

    And zero story or development. It's sad really. It's like giving a kid a camera and tell him to make a movie on the Holocaust.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    I heard this one marks Mel Gibsons acting comeback

    by savagedave

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST

    Who are the ad wizards that...

    by Sailor Rip

    ...I didn't read the whole talkback, did that guy show up yet?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:17 p.m. CST

    I have to add my two cents....

    by MalcomTuckerJR

    This is a terrible idea to me,period. I mean, Uwe Boll of all people should not be doing a project like this. I mean, the guy goes from shitty video game movies to this? Please. This is indefensible. Yes. Spielberg made Schindler's List. Yes if it was another director such as Scorsese,The Coen Brothers,Richard Linklatter,or even Michael Bay,well,not Michael Bay, just throwing that one out there, yes people would be in praise of it. Why? Cause those people I mentioned have the grace and skill to handle something as tragic and horrific as this. Boll does not have those skills. Let's not kid ourselves about this one. I know there has been shit tons of WW2 movies done over the years, but this will add nothing to that great cannon of films. This is just him immaturely attempting to either be serious, or to seriously fan the flames and piss people off. Let us take the high road and not give into such juvenile antics. Ooh. Listen to me. Being all serious. Yeah.I am criticizing before I see the movie. And yes,I could make something much more moving and challenging than this hack. I mean,Boll is the thin skinned hack who took to box some of his biggest critics once mind you.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Who the hell gave Uwe Boll the money to make this?

    by supertoyslast

    I'm reminded of Extras where making a film about the Holocaust is an instant way to gain credibility. Hopefully this will disprove that idea.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    AWW COME ON

    by kobain

    Just because it's Uwe it doesn't have to be Bollshit. How is this punching any lower than what "The Pianist" did a few years ago? What Polansky gets a pass cause he's Polansky and this guy does not? just because of his name, because of the fact he's german or because the movie seems to be a little more graphical? if I remember correctly, graphical or not, Polansky's film pulled your strings just the same....

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:23 p.m. CST

    Maybe Boll is the right Director for this project..

    by gabbygall

    Maybe he is the only one with the balls and "I dont give a fuck about my reputation" attitude to pull off a flick about Austwich and make - horrifically true? Considering Hollywood has its strings pulled by the Jews, maybe its those wacky German tax breaks he gets that allows him to do this - we wouldn`t see this made in Hollywood - we`d only get films about how god-awful perfect the Jewish race is. Also - if you dont like it - dont watch it! But if I was to be truthful - yeah, I reckon it will be more exploitist trash.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Oh Uwe

    by Riff_Randell

    This brings back memories of that Holocaust tv mini-series way back in the 80s. Gawd, what awful memories!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Maybe it's just a fake trailer, "Grindhouse"-style

    by Nic_Cages_Real_Hair

    Fingers crossed

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Highlander is on!

    by savagedave

    Mint!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Did someone above just praise Rampage?

    by Adelai Niska

    Here's the plot of Boll's RAMPAGE: Guy with loving parents and steady job. Guy gets served a bad coffee. Guy gets yelled at for fixing his own car on company time. Guy has to wait extra ten minutes to get his KFC because the girl dropped his food. SO HE KILLS EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE TOWN AND FRAMES A YOUTUBE PREACHER GUY FOR IT. End of movie.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Ahhh...the latest Boll Movement...

    by Blue_Demon

    How does this guy keep getting work? He must have some very interesting photos his producers want to keep from comeing out.<p>I can't see this fool making a film about the Holocaust. It's wrong, man. Like a Roman Polanski Day Care Center or a Jeffrey Dahmer-endorsed set of knives on the Home Shopping Network.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:29 p.m. CST

    Honestly, that was retarded.

    by MainMan2001

    i mean that has to be a joke. It wasn't affective at all.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:31 p.m. CST

    "Rampage" is either Boll's best film or worst

    by Dapper Swindler

    It's sort of critic proof. It's an unflinching and harrowing portrayal of a kid who goes around murdering people. It's so shocking that no one can really say whether it's "good" or "bad" <p> I guess that's Boll's strategy now. He wants to make films so shocking and raw that they cannot be criticized.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:45 p.m. CST

    Could this really be . . .

    by Ivan Alexeev

    Bloodrayne: The Third Reich? Look it up on imdb. It's there. Personally, I think instead of "never forget" they should have gone with "Hey! Remember this? Check this shit out!"

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:49 p.m. CST

    The 'Black Lightning' viral Voice Over played over that.

    by henrydalton

    Which would have been hilarious if it wasn't still so, so, fucking wrong.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:56 p.m. CST

    That was horrible.

    by BookhouseBoy

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:57 p.m. CST

    Horrified or offended at that? Good.

    by Saracen1

    I bet Boll is making this to intentionally evoke those exact al emotion reactions in the viewers...because those atrocities really happened.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:58 p.m. CST

    HAS SUPERMARCH APOLOGIZED YET?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Pls im me when he does

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:59 p.m. CST

    Just watched the trailer to Rampage

    by UGG

    it looks interesting but, he need's to get a new cinematographer or something because it still look's cheap, same as that Hobo with a Shotgun but not as bad.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:59 p.m. CST

    it's purposeful absurdity

    by birdy birdman

    if they had kept the shot of the hands beating against the glass and uwe just wearily standing there, then had the hands slowly melt away from the window it would have been a great shot. but that's not uwe, he has to take it inside then show a NAKED CHILD BEING CREMATED IN AN OVEN, it's an analogy for his career, he is a bad filmmaker but he is so bad it's hilarious

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:01 p.m. CST

    and on boll as the guard

    by birdy birdman

    you have to hand it to him for taking full responsibility for what he's bringing to the forefront

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:01 p.m. CST

    and on boll as the guard

    by birdy birdman

    you have to hand it to him for taking full responsibility for what he's bringing to the forefront

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Bloodrayne: The Third Reich

    by Riff_Randell

    Michael Pare? WHY??? Fuck, he must REALLY need the money.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:06 p.m. CST

    Can't Wait

    by slayer1881

    Auschwitz the meaning of pain, The way that I want you to die. Slow Death Immense decay, showers that cleanse you of your life.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:14 p.m. CST

    I'm I like the only one who saw Tunnel Rats???

    by darthSaul666

    I say this film goes either way....

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:14 p.m. CST

    I BET HITLER SMELLED

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:15 p.m. CST

    I LOVE HOW JEWS HAVE SPENT THE LAST 60 YEARS

    by BringingSexyBack

    analyzing the German psyche to make sense of the Holocaust, when it turns out Hitler is Jewish. Really puts the whole event in a new context. Not to mention it would make a fine Shamalamadingdong movie.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:18 p.m. CST

    Uwe Boll is such a talentless tasteless sick fuck

    by brightgeist

    i would not watch this movie if he paid me money for it

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack now THATS a twist

    by UGG

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Is this even real?

    by HermesTrismestigus

    Looks very amateurish..disturbing yes...but borders on Troma quality.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    A real fucking suprise

    by Darth_Tarantino

    A talkback filled with disgust at Uwe Boll's presumption AND jokes about the holocaust. Classy, real classy. I think it's enough to simply assume it will suck because of who is making it guys, without resorting to offensive comments yourselves.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:41 p.m. CST

    So...

    by KubricksBellEnd

    ...he filmed it on a single HD handycam... I think the shark just jumped the shark with this one...eek!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:58 p.m. CST

    Hmmmm....

    by Paul T. Ryan

    Maybe this is Boll's answer to Godfrey Ho's infamous Men Behind the Sun, which was about Japanese atrocities against the Chinese during WW2. Maybe not. I will say that I too thought Tunnel Rats was actually very good. Essentially a war movie as horror film, it was tense, shocking and impressively grim. Though it does have a truly excerable closing theme song, it's easily the best (and most competent) thing I've seen Boll do. As for this, I'm not able to view the trailer right now - NSFW after all - but will later on. I don't share the same hatred of Boll many talkbackers have, but am naturally concerned about how this will be handled.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    It's funny to watch Hogan's Heroes now

    by RPLocke

    after seeing all the serious Schindler's List type movies.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:09 p.m. CST

    Looks like your typical rom-com

    by Inexplicable_Nuclear_Balls

    Is Jennifer Aniston in this?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:30 p.m. CST

    BSB a hamas loving, Jew hating, butt-fucked by Nazi's Bitch

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    hitler a Jew? Yeah, people like you who try to re-write history always trot that lie out. Ignoring the fact that it was disproved and ignoring the fact that the entire nazi hierarchy was in on the final solution. Oh, yeah I forgot, conspiracy loving moonbeams like BSB think the entire nazi movement was funded by Jews. Fuck you and all your descendants.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:30 p.m. CST

    This is desperate...

    by biscuithead

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:31 p.m. CST

    This is one BOLL that I refuse to toke.

    by Tigger Tales

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    You thought Auschwitz was bad . . .

    by Ivan Alexeev

    . . . wait til you see THIS!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:34 p.m. CST

    Needs more Kristen Bell

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:54 p.m. CST

    disturbingly bad, yes

    by ATARI

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Seriously....

    by diseptikon

    How did I lose the terminator contest where I submitted that a terminator go back and time and eliminate this fuckstick's mother to prevent the scourge that is his "films".

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:58 p.m. CST

    "Springtime for Hitler..."

    by emjoi_gently

    Ewe's got some dodgy deal figured out to fund this movie. Raising money by sleeping with little old ladies....

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:02 p.m. CST

    Jesse James told me this movie was very inspirational.

    by Optimus Prime

    But I heard Sandra Bullock disagreed.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:07 p.m. CST

    Words can't even begin to describe my disgust

    by Darth_Von_Stroheim

    I enjoy Uwe Boll's terrible movies when they're lame video game adaptations. As one who has visited Auschwitz and felt horrified and disgusted by that monument to the worst humanity has to offer, I must say this film looks like exploitative garbage, regardless of Boll's intentions.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    Hey Israeli Air Force!...

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    ...Can you do us all a favor and bomb Uwe Boll? Hint: He's German... what other excuse do you need?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:15 p.m. CST

    I suppose it was only a matter of time, though

    by Darth_Von_Stroheim

    Uwe Boll is delusional, believing himself to be some sort of cinematic genius. Where once his incompetence was amusing, now he makes me want to vomit.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:21 p.m. CST

    Uh, actually, scientists recently did genetic testing...

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    ...on the blood of several Hitler relatives (they do exist, but most are even today in hiding) and the genetic markers common with the Ashkenazi Jewish population group. So the nutty little paper-hanger at least had some Jewish ancestry.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:37 p.m. CST

    AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO MARINATE THE JEW BEFORE COOKING!!!

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    I’ve been thinking about this a lot actually, if Jew meat were the secret ingredient on Iron Chef, I’m sure Bobby Flay would probably serve it with roasted red peppers and a dash of cumin and a braised polenta. It wouldn’t be an easy think to do but if you slow roasted them, I’m sure the meat would just fall right off the bone.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:43 p.m. CST

    Unit 731 did stuff on allied prisoners

    by leo54304

    According to the 2002 International Symposium on the Crimes of Bacteriological Warfare, the number of people killed by the Imperial Japanese Army germ warfare and human experiments is around 580,000. According to other sources, the use of biological weapons researched in Unit 731's bioweapons and chemical weapons programs resulted in possibly as many as 200,000 deaths of military personnel and civilians in China<br> <br> Many of the scientists involved in Unit 731 went on to prominent careers in post-war politics, academia, business, and medicine. Some were arrested by Soviet forces and tried at the Khabarovsk War Crime Trials; others surrendered to the American Forces. <br> On 6 May 1947, Douglas MacArthur, as Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, wrote to Washington that "additional data, possibly some statements from Ishii probably can be obtained by informing Japanese involved that information will be retained in intelligence channels and will not be employed as 'War Crimes' evidence. The deal was concluded in 1948 <br> In other words japanese scientists experimented on allied soldiers (including US) but were given pardons because of knowledge gained at the expense of our troops.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:48 p.m. CST

    Vivisections at Unit 731

    by leo54304

    Prisoners of war were subjected to vivisection without anesthesia. Vivisections were performed on prisoners after infecting them with various diseases. Scientists performed invasive surgery on prisoners, removing organs to study the effects of disease on the human body. These were conducted while the patients were alive because it was feared that the decomposition process would affect the results.<br> <br> The infected and vivisected prisoners included men, women, children, and infants. <br> Vivisections were also performed on pregnant women, sometimes impregnated by doctors, and the fetus removed. Prisoners had limbs amputated in order to study blood loss. Those limbs that were removed were sometimes re-attached to the opposite sides of the body. Some prisoners' limbs were frozen and amputated, while others had limbs frozen then thawed to study the effects of the resultant untreated gangrene and rotting. <br> Some prisoners had their stomachs surgically removed and the esophagus reattached to the intestines. Parts of the brain, lungs, liver, etc. were removed from some prisoners <br> And these were guys our government felt were vital enough to the cold war effort to overlook this evil. The nazis had nothing on these bastards. <br> This information was found on wikipedia.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    CreationistPedophilicManiac

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    i saw a long trail raped ass-bleeding baby goats and knew you would be at the end of it. you rancid ass meat motherfucker.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    "One of the single most tasteless films in history."

    by Graphix67

    The Human Centipede would like to differ with that statement.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    Strangely

    by IKilledSuperman

    it looks like a good teaser to a dark and horrible history drama. If we didn´t know Uwe Boll we´d be intrigued. But as we DO KNOW Uwe Boll we are TRULY intrigued, LOL. Tackling a subject like that without royally effing it up is hard for good directors, but Boll??? Either he delivers something credible and interesting, even if disturbing, (which, knowing his work and public personality, should be close to impossible) or he´ll make himself a serious target with this. And I don´t mean a target of jokes.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    Their heads would be shaved...

    by MrMxyzptlk

    ... and the Jewish population was systematically starved in the ghettos before being deported so unlikely there would be fat women.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    I didn

    by Yelsaeb

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    Oh... dear.

    by zer05um

    I really worry when I see Uwe Balls-up getting ideas like this. I really do. It may prove to be a watershed for him, but... I'm not holding out much hope.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:06 p.m. CST

    I support this...and here is why

    by MothrasGhost

    You every wonder why Americans are empathetic to war? Its because they never see it. Our history classes are completely sanitized and no one knows what really happens, you think they teach about the big one and our push to Tokyo? They don't tell you what happened in those battles in class. or Vietnam. Anyone see Uwe last movie Rampage? Every person who has seen it is like holy shit that was fucking awesome. Yes Uwe's track record is shit, but after Rampage I'll pass judgement after I see it. Its only been what 70 years?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:09 p.m. CST

    I didn't watch this teaser.

    by Yelsaeb

    Not because of the obvious disturbing nature of it, but just because I don't want to. Uwe Boll has done enough damage to the movie bussiness. I can't even artriculate the words to describe how terrible a movie maker Boll is. I pity him with all my heart. I also didn't watch the teaser because of my friking dail-up. God, I hate dial-up. I HATE IT LOTS.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:09 p.m. CST

    CAN IT BE? IS RAMPAGE REALLY THAT GOOD?

    by BringingSexyBack

    My interest is piqued. Not enough to supplant The Bounty Hunter in my queue, but is it really worth a look-see?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    DIAL-UP?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Dude I feel for you.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:11 p.m. CST

    This looks terrible, subject matter aside, piss poor job

    by JackSlater4

    Not shocking, not accurate, poorly lit, poorly acted (obvious even without dialogue) plastic bodies.<P> He really is the worst. I have no doubt any first time porn director could do better work. Showgirls 2 will be better. The Frogtown movies made in the "zen" style are surely more watchable.<P> Piss poor.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:11 p.m. CST

    That's intense.

    by SkidMarkedUndies

    And why is this tasteless? Because he's German? Spielburg did the SAME EXACT THING and he won F'N Oscars! What's the difference?!?!?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST

    and, AND

    by JackSlater4

    The Human Centipede is fucking awesome.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST

    @BringingSexyback

    by MothrasGhost

    Dude I saw it on Netflix streaming. It fucking rocks dude. I can't speak for tunnel rats but Rampage kicked ass

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:17 p.m. CST

    BSB you NaziSexBitch

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    Fuck you and all of your descendants straight to hezbollah hell - licking a Golems ass after a dripping shit.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:17 p.m. CST

    The difference is Spielberg can shoot a movie

    by JackSlater4

    I doubt Uwe Boll can shoot piss in a toilet without soaking<P> The seat<P> The floor<P> His pants<P> His shoes<P> The face of a prostitute<P> The latest edition of Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung<

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    JAMES CAMERON'S AUSCHWITZ

    by RPLocke

    Now in 3D!!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST

    MOTHRA

    by BringingSexyBack

    Thanks - in that case will definitely put it in the queue. Much obliged.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    KOBE - WHAT THE HELL

    by BringingSexyBack

    What did I do now?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    I WISH NETFLIX WOULD PUT OUT THE ANDROID APP

    by BringingSexyBack

    Could get in a lot more movie viewing at lunchtime.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:23 p.m. CST

    It's a comedy!

    by Doctor_Strangepork

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:23 p.m. CST

    fuck off BSB

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    I LOVE HOW JEWS HAVE SPENT THE LAST 60 YEARS by BringingSexyBack Sep 7th, 2010 06:15:10 PM analyzing the German psyche to make sense of the Holocaust, when it turns out Hitler is Jewish. Really puts the whole event in a new context. Not to mention it would make a fine Shamalamadingdong movie.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    KOBE - WELL, IT'S TRUE

    by BringingSexyBack

    What's wrong that?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    PLAYING THIS IN IMAX MAY BE CROSSING THE LINE OF DECENCY

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:28 p.m. CST

    I hate Boll LESS than the 2 jews who made Epic Movie.

    by Galactic

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:29 p.m. CST

    truly disturbing?

    by Basehead

    why?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:29 p.m. CST

    Men Behind the Sun

    by SimonDunkle

    Has some really fucked up stuff in it. This includes a remarkably pointless scene where a cat is thrown into a room teeming with mice and taken apart. *shudder*

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    revisonist bitch

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    it has been proven time and time again, that murdering psychopath was a german. but revisionist, Jew hating hezbollah kissing motherfuckers like you always try to blame a Jew . always try to turn everything back on the Jew. Fuck you and all your descendants straight to hezbollah hell - licking syphilitic warts off a pigs dick

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:40 p.m. CST

    Sick, lowbudget, exploitation.

    by gambit7025

    There seems to be no other explanation as to why the senseless director has made this heap of trash other than to "shock". This reminds me of the Faces of Death series in which everything was fake and the effect just looked ridiculous.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:44 p.m. CST

    Failure

    by MackAndJacks

    I bet if Uwe Boll tried to flush a toilet in Australia, the water would still spin counter-clockwise.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:51 p.m. CST

    F*cked up sh*t...but...

    by RogueWarrior65

    This is seriously SERIOUSLY f*cked up sh*t but the problem people have these days is they just can't comprehend how evil descended on the world. People these days want to stick their heads in the sand and pretend that if we're nice and "tolerant" of evil cultures they'll see the error of their ways. The brutality of extremist cultures must be exposed and NEVER NEVER NEVER tolerated because they will eventually descend on your world.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    KOBE

    by BringingSexyBack

    Clearly you don't read the news. Well, you should, so you don't come off as such an imbecile. Adolf Hitler was Jewish. You're uncomfortable with that, and that's fine. But don't attack the messenger. <P> It was just reported two weeks ago. Every news outlet covered it. Even JPost. This was huge, history-changing news and you missed it. What were you doing, surfing YouPorn? I'll even post the article below for you, lazy bones. <P> So the cat's out of the bag, and there are significant ramifications, a little of which I've touched upon. After many decades of blaming the Germans and inflicting them with guilt, it turns out they were duped by one of your own. Do you have any idea what the implications of that are? <P> And what I said about looking into the mind of the radical, extreme self-loather, such as Hitler and Ahmedinejad, is critically important. Today, we stand at the cusp of conflict with Iran because of this Jew gone wild. And he has stirred hatred and violence within Iran just as Hitler did in Germany. <P> And what of the Holocaust that Hitler started? What of this event that has caused the world untold grief and lasting, perpetually destructive conflict in the middle east and that has spread like a disease around the world yet again? It goes to show that the Jews were less victims of outside forces than victims of forces within, and there were effects upon everyone else. THAT, my friend, is reason for a lot of soul searching. So if I were you, I'd get off YouPorn and start debating with me based on facts and not your standard issue propaganda which has been debunked, disproven and simply played out. Good day to you sir. <P> "Could Hitler's hatred for the Jewish people have been a case of self-loathing? The repulsive leader of Nazi Germany may have had Jewish and perhaps African relatives, according to DNA tests conducted on nearly 40 living relatives. <P> The report comes from the Belgium magazine, Knack, which says it obtained saliva samples after tracking down 39 relatives from throughout Europe, as well as in America. <P> "One can from this postulate that Hitler was related to people whom he despised," Jean-Paul Mulders, the journalist who wrote the article, stated in his report. <P> Working with historian Marc Vermeeren, the samples were tested and were found to contain a chromosome called Haplopgroup E1b1b (Y-DNA), which is rarely found in Western Europeans. <P> "It is most commonly found in the Berbers of Morocco, in Algeria, Libya and Tunisia as well as among Ashkenazi and Sephardic Jews," Vermeeren said in the article. <P> Hitler's heritage has been called into question before, with some suggesting his grandfather was Jewish. But this is the first claim with any scientific data to support it. <P> Similar reports have been made against Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who has repeatedly denied the Holocaust occurred and regularly bashes Israel. <P> It was suggested in the British press in 2009 that the nuke-hungry leader's name was changed from Sabourjian, a Jewish name meaning "cloth weaver," when it was converted to Islam after his birth. <P> Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new s/world/2010/08/24/2010-08-24_ nazi_leader_adolf_hitler_had_jewish_and_african_relatives_dn a_test_suggests.html#ixzz0ysV8C9GH"

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:02 p.m. CST

    KOBE - YOU TOO OWE ME AN APOLOGY

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    Hey_Kobe, DON'T GET YOUR NOSE IN A TWIST!!!

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    Now, I'm going to have a bacon sandwich.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    Wow Sexy, you did your homework on this one

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:07 p.m. CST

    Rampage and Tunnel Rats

    by tempurasan

    Had more fucking balls than all the Hollywood movies in the last decade combined. Tunnel Rats actually succeeds in portraying both sides in that fucking war in a new light, a light that hasn't been seen in a long time. Rampage is actually a very complex observation of what it takes to push a person to the limit, and how far would/could one go for personal gain and beliefs. If you haven't seen either one, shutthefuckup! As for those who's screaming "exploitation". Again, watch those two movies.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST

    I WANT A NEW ILSA MOVIE GODDAMN IT!!! BOLL, MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:14 p.m. CST

    Cue shogunshin (aka zfisk) in 5...4...3...2...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I was under the impression that it was fairly common knowledge that Hitler had Jewish ancestry in some form or another. It's the whole "Hitler was a Jewish agent of the Rothschild Banking Mafia" conspiracy that makes me think certain people are batshit insane.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:16 p.m. CST

    PRODUCED BY MEL GIBSON.

    by Gohatto

    I just watched trailer and have to say........WTF. I have seen Rampage and was put off by the coldness and brutality shown by the lead, but that is exactly what he wants. This trailer has done exactly what he wants and trust me I still hear those pounding hands and I'm still on time with my MEDS.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Enough with the Holocaust movies

    by tombseye

    We're not going to forget about it after all the movies and genocide is something that continues regardless of whether we recall one particular event. Frankly, it's more interesting to hear about little known genocides that keep taking place, but they don't have a large group in Hollywood favoring one particular event over and over again. No movies about the Congo of any note. Darfur, not much. Guatemala's civil war, barely a peep. Bangladesh, nothing. Armenia, one that I can think of. Always with the Holocaust. Hell, make a movie about how the Nazis tried to wipe out the Gypsies, the people Eastern Europeans still hate (granted they do have an inordinately high crime rate, but just saying). Or something about the Russians killed (10s of millions) before and during WW2. And, I'll just say it, the Holocaust is used to drum up support/sympathy for the current state of Israel's policies as per their occupation of the Palestinians and recent incursions into Lebanon and Gaza. Hell, wanna make the Arabs look bad? Make a movie about Black September in Jordan. I'm not being biased even. Just some variations please IF you're going to make a movie about genocide. One of the better in recent memory, Hotel Rwanda by the by just because of sheer originality in location.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:23 p.m. CST

    MNG - I WAS THINKING OF SHOGUNSHIN WHEN I READ THAT

    by BringingSexyBack

    Couldn't place the name at the time, but you're the resident AICN historian so thanks for the reminder. Do you think he's still around? Any sightings?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:30 p.m. CST

    BSB

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Not really the resident "historian"; just someone with a ridiculous memory for tinfoil nutters.<P>Yeah, he's still around. I think the last time I saw him post was around the time of Comic Con...and he was posting about Hitler/Nazi stuff on a Captain America footage thread. Natch.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:35 p.m. CST

    SOUNDS LIKE HIM ALRIGHT

    by BringingSexyBack

    Man, those were the days, weren't they? It's crazy but I've known you for over 4 years now, right? That's wild.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:35 p.m. CST

    KOBE I'M STILL WAITING FOR THAT APOLOGY

    by BringingSexyBack

    Punk

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:39 p.m. CST

    THE CHOPPAH HAS LANDED

    by BringingSexyBack

    Where u been?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:39 p.m. CST

    Rampage

    by IKilledSuperman

    Well, after reading here about it I just saw it and I have to say...I was shocked at how good it actually is.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:39 p.m. CST

    Those days were definitely crazy.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Seems like ages ago...seems like a totally different website, too. And I do suppose we've been pounding these TBs for at least 4 years. It is pretty crazy when I think about how long I've been coming here and how many handles I've seen come and go.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:40 p.m. CST

    Nobody feels sorry for the Jews anymore...

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    That shit is played out. "Oh poor Jewish people who own 3/4 of the worlds wealth".....fuckin' please. They aren't the only people in the history of humainty to be wiped out in large numbers. Hell, this kind of stuff is still going on in other countries to this very day. I hope this shit bombs worse than SPVTW.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:42 p.m. CST

    PLOPPAH

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    wrap your little mouth around my cock head......PLOPPED

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:42 p.m. CST

    FLAME WARS BACK THEN WERE EPIC

    by BringingSexyBack

    They lasted for days, didn't they? Weeks even? You guys talked about some massive engagements that were before my time. I envied that. I remember doing all nighters, not being able to sleep for fear of looking like a bitch. LOL

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    LEO - WELL, THANKS BUT IT'S A SPECIAL INTEREST OF MINE ...

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:46 p.m. CST

    And...

    by IKilledSuperman

    ....I really expected to shuffle through it as I did with every Boll movie so far, but hell no, I let it run its course and watched the whole damn thing.Nifty little flick. But somehow I am a bit afraid that Boll actually projected HIMSELF onto the RAMPAGE kid, and that we all got the satire angle totally wrong, LOL. Wouldn+t that be funny, Rampage being coming across as a relatively good movie because Boll is SO BAD that again he wasn´t able to deliver the truly intended anti-humanistic message? After his hammer scene I believe him to be a potentially evil person, after all, LOL

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:46 p.m. CST

    Who DOESN'T want to see this movie now?

    by happybunni

    This movie looks like a killer creepy horror/gross out type flick. Don't the staff here love that shit? Whenver Tarentino does it you all get a boner. Just ignore that it's about Jews if you have a problem with that.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:49 p.m. CST

    I'm also not buying the whole Hitler was jewish thing either....

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    It seems like every 5 years the Jews in the media like to make up new shit about the guy: he was jewish, hew was gay, he was a transvestite, he was a pedophile, he had syphilis. The dude is long dead, and thank God for that. But quit making shit up because your great auntie was cooked like an all beef patty. Just let it go

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    Out of his league

    by skywise404

    He is living in a fantasy land.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    didnt uwe boll knock out a aicn contributor?

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    Oh yes, those Flame Wars were truly A-Game.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    And if you couldn't keep up the intensity, then your only hope was that the other guy(s) would give up or the mods would lock the TB! Hell, I wasn't even around (or at least posting) for some of the more legendary throw downs that took place back in the day. The whole TB community would be in on it, too. They would even go so far as to dub the wars with hilarious names so that everyone knew the references later on.<P>Fun stuff. Alas, this place just doesn't have the colorful characters that once made it so hysterical...(no offense, CHOPPAH).

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:54 p.m. CST

    yourSTEPDADDY

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I believe it was the contributer/Talbacker MiraJeff that stepped into the ring with Uwe Boll. I don't remember a lot of the details but I do know that it wasn't pretty. Nor was MiraJeff's (aka MiraWhiff) departure from AICN.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:58 p.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    by IKilledSuperman

    He very probably did have neuro-syphilis. That has nothing to do with "the Jews in the media", as you so eloquently put it. Like it or not, he´s an important historical figure, and the Holocaust and important and poignant historical and sociological event. As such it´s more than natural to keep it discussed and researched.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:58 p.m. CST

    by IKilledSuperman

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:59 p.m. CST

    Hogan's Heroes the movie

    by RPLocke

    Someone do it!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:59 p.m. CST

    ..............

    by IKilledSuperman

    not necessarily by Uwe Boll, though, LMAO!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11 p.m. CST

    And this forum...

    by IKilledSuperman

    ...needs an edit button!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11 p.m. CST

    CHOPPAH

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Then welcome to the Hall of AICN Legends. I think you'll like it here with the rest of us. Heh.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:01 p.m. CST

    SCOOTPILGRIMFAN...I mean CHOPPAH...

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    well you are a fag....so how else would I address you. So what's up ya little plopling? Still molesting cats in your moms basement? Or have you moved up to kids yet. Trying to get on CGIh8r for his cutesy name. You're the dumb queer with "CHOPPED" on his bicycle plates. Get the fuck out of here little girl....your chopping is lame. Your like the Kevin Federline of AICN. Oh yeah, one more thing.....Chopped

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:02 p.m. CST

    MNG

    by BringingSexyBack

    That's what I remember, that it wasn't just 2 or 3 guys going at it, but a real clusterfuck of everyone around. And yeah, nobody ever backed down and wanted to look beaten, but the stamina levels of all involved were amazing. I remember having fights with my wife (then GF) about getting off the computer. She couldn't pry me off. Did it jeopardize our relationship? Hell's yes. But we had our priorities straight. God that was fun.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:04 p.m. CST

    lol....

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Choppah is going to end up on Al Jazeera with a bag on his head holding his ID card after that last post. Can't wait to see the Choppah get chopped :)

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:05 p.m. CST

    I GOT INTO SOME GOOD FLAMEWARS LAST YEAR.....

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    Specifically, anything that involved Don Murphy or Bob Orci where I ripped them new assholes. I still can't believe that Murphy and Orci actually came on these boards!?!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    Those flame wars still exist

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    but only on Transformers talkbacks. Can't wait for TF3....the hate is welling up in me already.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:08 p.m. CST

    CTM, I MISSED THAT, SADLY

    by BringingSexyBack

    You're definitely a hall-of-flame warrior. I mean, this is like your, what, 9th screenname? That's pretty epic in itself.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:09 p.m. CST

    Guys guys!!!

    by IKilledSuperman

    keep it up, hehe!!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:11 p.m. CST

    the hate is welling up in ya, MJ?

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Must be your boyfriend's dick in your ass! <P> Doh, I stooped down to your level of "conversation." <P> I dun goofed now. Consequences will never be the same. <P> CHOP

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:11 p.m. CST

    BSB

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Yeah, you and I definitely got into some monstrous fights. But I really miss the larger rumbles with TBers bringing other TBers over from different threads to join in. And of course, nothing was funnier than watching that one asshole troll finally start to lose it and then descend into a full-blown meltdown. Classic!<P>Glad to hear that Talkback didn't doom your nuptials. ("Honey, I'm in the middle of a flame war!")

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:12 p.m. CST

    When did this videogame come out?

    by Sicuv Uyall

    I prefer his adaptation of Postal.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:12 p.m. CST

    Transformers 3 talkback...

    by IKilledSuperman

    WILL...BE...EPIC!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:12 p.m. CST

    CHOPPAH

    by BringingSexyBack

    When I'm old (and God willing still talkbacking) I hope to look back on AICN as a huge part of my life. Because it sure as shit is now. And I hope to see all'a you still here, chopping at each other.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:15 p.m. CST

    CTM

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Flaming Donny "Two Chins" Murphy on AICN is child's play. The cocksucker just makes it so easy. Unfortunately for you, you managed to bring a whole host of issues with you when you got destroyed over on his own site.<P>What the hell was that shit all about anyway?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:15 p.m. CST

    ....skill....lol....original...lmao

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    about as original as SCOTTPILGRIMFAN huh. Your Chop phrases are seriously fuckin gay. You are worse than Cobra--Kai and his "........Does not exist in this Dojo" posts. Can you get that through your fuckin head. You're a tool, a very unfunny one at that. My troll skill is unsurpassed. I've actually made people quit AICN all together with my trolling. You're just a nerd with no nutts and you will fade out soon. Your lame catch phrase of "Chopped" will pass into obscurity just like "Don't have a cow man" and "Cha-Ching"

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:15 p.m. CST

    Dammit BSB, don't make me teary eyed

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    If I cry the DOW will lose 500 points. <P> I still better see ALL CAPS headers from you well into our golden years, when we get to converse about our rectal exams.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:15 p.m. CST

    Who's comparing this to Inglourious Basterds

    by Sicuv Uyall

    You guys are idiots. Anyone offended by that movie probably is a fuckin Nazi sympathizer.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:16 p.m. CST

    MNG - LOL

    by BringingSexyBack

    Yeah, more like "I can't get off now I'll look like a bitch!! Go away!!!" And most likely it was you and DocPaz I was warring with LOL. <P> Remember Gabriel_Gray? That guy was madness incarnate. Not to mention he had some strange ass website voodoo. I'm sure Harry sorted that out but did he stir the shit pot or what?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:16 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack, MORE LIKE 35TH NAME....

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:17 p.m. CST

    I FOUND A HIGHLY EDUCATIONAL VIDEO ABOUT VAGINA ON YOUTUBE......

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvvpVVQGUtc

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:17 p.m. CST

    Goonies never say die

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    The Choppah will never back down. <P> MJ will never turn down a fat penis. <P> All true sentences above.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:17 p.m. CST

    The Cha-Ching ref...

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    was for the older crowd who remembers Seth Green's early days. Choppah wasn't even a sperm in his dad's ass when that came out.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    Your troll skill is unsurpassed?

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    HAHAHAHAHA

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    Inglourious Basterds...

    by IKilledSuperman

    ...good fun! Good movie. Highly irresponsible, but fuck it, good movie fun! ;-)

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:19 p.m. CST

    What happened to CurtLockwood?

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    wasn't that his name? Wasn't he some crazy porn star or something?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:19 p.m. CST

    Choppah eats dick like a hungry baby bird.

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    FACT.....CHOPPED

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:19 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH & MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    by IKilledSuperman

    keep it up!! Winner gets a soda-pop!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:20 p.m. CST

    nummy nummy

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    dick in your tummy choppah

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    metahuma...make mine Coke.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Might as well get it prepared. <P> Choppah is in it to win it.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    Nah ,winner gets to squat fuck Choppah's mom

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    Mr. Nice Gaius, HOW DID I GET 'DESTROYED" ON MURPHY'S SITE?

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    I posted some shit and was banned almost instantly. Then he shut down registation for a few weeks. I wouldn't call that "destroyed". I'd call that the "Devin Faraci is a pussy" method of running a website.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse....

    by IKilledSuperman

    ...is winning the contest so far!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    Ja, now ve see why Herr Doktor gets his movies funded.

    by kabong

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    flamewars...

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    makes me realize i dont have any enemies on here... well cept bsb since hes racist and jay2517 but he only appears in lost tbs... damn, i need to step my assholiness up

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    I DIDN'T KNOW KURT TOO WELL

    by BringingSexyBack

    But yeah, he was def a porn star. Posted his website a few times. Wow. A lotta people did leave. This is really sad.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    The only winner in this fight is your mother

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I'm going to destroy that bitch

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    flamewars...

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    makes me realize i dont have any enemies on here... well cept bsb since hes racist and jay2517 but he only appears in lost tbs... damn, i need to step my assholiness up

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH......

    by IKilledSuperman

    ....is gaining ground!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:23 p.m. CST

    Let us know when you want to use

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    your own attacks, MJ. I'd be happy to lend you the ones I don't use, so it will look like you were trying on your own.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:23 p.m. CST

    No condom

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    straight ass fucking too. Then when I'm done plowing her intestines into her chest, I'm gonna pull out and give Choppah a fat chili dog.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:23 p.m. CST

    SPEAKING OF DEVIN FARACI, WHY DID HE LEAVE CHUD?

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    It was suddenly announced the other week that he was leaving and then, poof, he was gone acoupld of days later. I suspect he got busted for kiddie porn or something.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    THAT'S WHY I DON'T POST ANYWHERE ELSE

    by BringingSexyBack

    They actually police what you say. That's horse shit. I think we do a pretty good job of policing ourselves here.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    Every racist....

    by IKilledSuperman

    ....is my enemy!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    BSB is racist???

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Oy vey.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    hahaha mirajeff!

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    the 1st person i think i considered a douche... that video may still be on youtube

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:25 p.m. CST

    Un-Dead Turd, "Choppah eats dick like a hungry baby bird."

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    You feed hungry birds DICKS? I'm callin' Animal Services.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:25 p.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse...........

    by IKilledSuperman

    ...........is loosing ground by going into depraved porn-talk mode!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:25 p.m. CST

    STEPDADDY

    by BringingSexyBack

    Will you kindly stop calling me racist. I gotta sleep soon and can't get into a flame war. No more all-nighters for moi.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:25 p.m. CST

    MJ wins by TKO

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Peace out ya'll....it's my nap time. Keep trying ploppah....never give up.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:26 p.m. CST

    go for it, MJ

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    my mom needs her hemorroids pushed back in anyway.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH...........

    by IKilledSuperman

    ..............again is gaining ground by not letting himself be trolled into YO MAMA talk!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    DON'T HAVE A COW MJ

    by BringingSexyBack

    Cha-Ching!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    actually.....Choppah....give up

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    and kill yourself tonight....David Carradine style

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    eh, MJ is going to bed

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    He has school tomorrow.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    BSB - I was just thinking about that guy.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    G@BRIEL GR@Y! Now that guy...that guy was fucking brilliant! I'm not sure what his agenda was but he definitely had some coding skills and he definitely hacked the site more than once. He even claimed to that he had hacked Harry's computer. Regardless, he definitely jammed up the works.<P>The best was seeing him pop up over on CHUD - he seemed to have a personal vendetta against Devin Faraci (for his anti-AVATAR articles) and he would come after him with emails and in their comments section with GUNS A' BLAZIN'. Some of the funniest trolling I've ever seen.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    That's the kick in the ribs after the TKO

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Chopped

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    Metahuman...like I said

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Make it a Coke...on the rocks.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    THE TRANSFORMER 3 TALKBACK WON'T BE THAT GOOD, HERE'S WHY......

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    Both Murphy and Orci are not involved, according to the IMDB, so we won't have them coming here to have their teeth kicked in.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH.....................

    by IKilledSuperman

    ........WIIIIIIIINNNNNS!!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST

    DEVIN LEFT CHUD?

    by BringingSexyBack

    I had no idea. I never go there. Too hard on the eyes.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:29 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH ain't in school but...

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    he spends a lot of time there stalking victims

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:29 p.m. CST

    what happened to the lost regulars?

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    it seems a lot of them disappeared (or got a new handle with an underscore in it)...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:30 p.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:30 p.m. CST

    ah, I love the smell of CHOPPIN

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    in the evening. <P> Thanks Metahuman_slayer. <P> it was a tough one, but I think I was light on my feet and dodged a few jabs. Most of his punches felt like snowflakes on bare skin on a cold wintry day. He had nothing in the tank, and I took advantage of it.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    You loved David, didn't you, MJ?

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    I remember you cried and cried when he died, because you thought you were the only one tying him up, didn't you? the binds...<p>Truth, he was with someone else, a Phillipino, I think...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    Nice, now you 2 fags can share a drink

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    and do body shots off each other. G-night ya'll. I'm a troll....and a Troll should always be hated :)

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:32 p.m. CST

    yourSTEPDADDY

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    what are they going to talk about? A possible LOST movie? Lost t-shirts? Lost action figures? Another 10 minute video that explains the Dharma Initiative?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:33 p.m. CST

    Careful Choppah...

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    You'll end up like Continetalop some day....lmao

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:33 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack, YEP, FARACI LEFT LAST WEEK I THINK......

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    It was done without much fanfare and seemed as though it was in a hurry. I suspect something is a foot.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:33 p.m. CST

    See? He can't stand to see what

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    we post about him. It's killing him. <P> The sign of a true novice. <P> A pro can leave the scene and not come back until morning, picking up where he left off, not worrying about what people have said about him.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse..................

    by IKilledSuperman

    .................looses even more ground by using the hated "you´re a pedofil...uh...filia...duh...uh....stalking young uns, ya know...pedo...uh!" attack!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    bsb your views on nword and hiroshima

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    makes you a racist to me... i normally dont remember peoples actions or thoughts, but ill never forget your comments regardin those 2 topics...so you sir are a racist... but we both still got Summer

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    MJ...I'll be sure to remember that.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    *makes the jack off sign* PSHAW

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    CTM

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I thought the whole beef between you and Murphy was that after he banned you, he then posted your personal information online. He and all his Stooges (fluffers) seem to have no problem going after people's IPs and even attempting to contact their places of employment.<P>But...maybe I've got you mixed up with someone else.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:35 p.m. CST

    bsb your views on nword and hiroshima

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    makes you a racist to me... i normally dont remember peoples actions or thoughts, but ill never forget your comments regardin those 2 topics...so you sir are a racist... but we both still got Summer

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:35 p.m. CST

    ...hey! This TB was funny when I left it...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...wall to wall death camp jokes...and you guys had to drag it into the gutter...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:35 p.m. CST

    MNG

    by BringingSexyBack

    I had no idea he'd done time at CHUD too. That's hilarious. <P> Now that I think about it, I believe that many of the TBers from way back are probably still around, reading. Massa said the site has millions of viewers. He would know. Now is that exaggerating? Maybe. But even hundreds of thousands is a fairly big audience. And most, obviously, don't post at all or barely. So it stands to reason the older TBers could be lurking. If so ... howdy y'all, hope you're doing okay. Drop by and say hi sometime.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:37 p.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:37 p.m. CST

    FUCK LOST, ANOTHER X-FILES CLONE FOR MORONS......

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    The problem with Lost was the same as the X-Files. They just kept making it up, stringing the audience along and had no idea how they were going to bring it to a close. I would have prefered if the X-Files just focused on induvidual stories and didn't waste time with the over all "alien conspiracy" storyline as it got boring and stupid after a few years. I would love a rebooted X-Files TV show.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:38 p.m. CST

    Yeah, LOL....

    by IKilledSuperman

    ...gotta love the desperate "you are all fags" goodbye, LOL

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:38 p.m. CST

    ...problem with most flame wars is the quality falls off...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...pretty fast most times.<P> They start off strong, but in 30 posts you're in sphincter/cum/mom/fag mix and match Mad-Lib territory.<P> It's just a craft...there's no art in it.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:39 p.m. CST

    OKAY, MAYBE I AM A LITTLE RACIST

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:39 p.m. CST

    Yes, Faraci did leave CHUD.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Apparently, he had been dropping hints on his Twitter feed but then made it official on their messageboards and then in his final Devin's Advocate. He'll probably end up on G4 or some shite.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:39 p.m. CST

    How's this, Flickapoo?

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Question: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? Answer: They give them gas. <P> Are we back on track?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:42 p.m. CST

    choppah

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    they dont have to talk about lost, but many of the regulars in those tbs frequented majority of the site too... im just sayin there is an over abundance of new handles wit underscores (like yourself)

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    Underscores are just the latest fad...those kids, y'know,

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    CHOPPAH was ahead of the curve.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    it's the IT/computer science in me

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    when I was a director of IT consulting for a fortune 500 company. A lot of underscores for filenames and database fields.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    ...ha! Haven't heard that one before, CHOP SUEY...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...not bad.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack

    by IKilledSuperman

    The genetic differences between what we have so far perceived as races don´t justify the concept itself to be valid anymore. Someone of Negroid appearance can be genetically more similar to someone of Caucasoid than another Negroid (or vice-versa).

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:44 p.m. CST

    Ugh. Underscores.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Yeah, we all know who started that trend, don't we...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:44 p.m. CST

    So the concept of racism....

    by IKilledSuperman

    ...is just an issue with very dumb and uninformed people.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:45 p.m. CST

    if you like piña coladas

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    and getting chopped in the rain.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:45 p.m. CST

    and remember that maltheus code thingey?

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    for a while, i feared it would be the death of tbs...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:46 p.m. CST

    I´ve done underscore for years....

    by IKilledSuperman

    .....I rock.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:46 p.m. CST

    META - THANKS FOR THAT

    by BringingSexyBack

    I knew I wasn't a racist. I just really hate a lot of people.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:47 p.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:47 p.m. CST

    Racism...

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    the other white feat.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    back up,

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Did Flickaho call me CHOP SUEY? <P> Mushroom tattoo for your forehead! TWHAP

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    In fact...

    by IKilledSuperman

    .....there can easily be someone of Negroid origin who´s genetically more similar to someone of Caucasian origin is to his own cousin. So forget being racist, it´s just dumb and futile, LOL.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:49 p.m. CST

    I can vouch for Metahuman...

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    his voice is his passport.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:49 p.m. CST

    "Should Uwe Boll be allowed to make these kind of films? "

    by Keblar

    davidwebb, Uwe Boll shouldn't be allowed to make ANY film. I'm guessing he's so far at the end of his career rope that the only choice he has is be as blatantly and gratuitously sensationalist as possible for the simple sake of attention, and the only way he can trump the atrocities he's committed against film is to, is to callously capitalize on REAL atrocities. I seem to recall him bragging at some point that POSTAL had something to offend everyone, that it was "the most offensive movie ever made," or something to that effect. After lowering myself to bother watching 10 minutes while passing Spike changing channels, I discovered it wasn't offense, just clumsy juvenile and pathetic; Like a 5th grader's attempt at offensive. Maybe this movie is his misguided attempt to top that. "Wenn "Postal" war nicht anstößig, vielleicht wird dies wirklich beleidigend." (not a quote, a characterization) He doesn't seem to understand that "insulting" is not the same as "offensive" if one is only insulting intelligence.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:50 p.m. CST

    Hate all people equally...

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    that is the secret of CHOPPING.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:51 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack...

    by IKilledSuperman

    ....there there, hating a lot of people is a good thing, my friend. Most people deserve it!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:52 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH....

    by IKilledSuperman

    ...and I have a flame-war history. We battled, we bled, but we never went for each others groins. We fought like men do, honourable and just!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:54 p.m. CST

    Keblar

    by IKilledSuperman

    There once upon a time long long ago 8a month or so, ages on the net) was a facebook page petitioning for Uwe Boll to be prohibited of any further movie ventures..............I signed up!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:55 p.m. CST

    'NIGHT Y'ALL

    by BringingSexyBack

    Keep on chopping. And please, if you see Supermarch or Kobe tell them to leave their apologies in my inbox. Thx

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:57 p.m. CST

    choppah is...!

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    my new guess.... jettl1993... search your hearts, tis true

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:59 p.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:01 a.m. CST

    I am a pillar of fire.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:02 a.m. CST

    I am a burning bush.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    [insert joke here]

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:03 a.m. CST

    I am a plague of locusts.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:03 a.m. CST

    Just registered to say...

    by DocM2k

    FACT: Boll is far more talented at making movies than Harry is at reviewing them, and that isn't necessarily saying much. This despite the fact that it's a lot harder to make movies than to just write about them.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:04 a.m. CST

    metahuman, for endorsing BSB

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    You are now on the STD list...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:05 a.m. CST

    Is this an adaptation of an Auschwitz video game?

    by Doctor_Strangepork

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:05 a.m. CST

    I am the whirlwind.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:05 a.m. CST

    I am the blood on your door frames...

    by THE_CHOPPAH

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:08 a.m. CST

    ...but are you the blood on Harry's Love Sock?

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:08 a.m. CST

    Metahuman_slayer, what you just said about race....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:09 a.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:09 a.m. CST

    under_score

    by Bright_Boy

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:11 a.m. CST

    ...because that shit is what plagues are made of.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:12 a.m. CST

    As the CHOP has gotten older...

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    he realizes it is not if you over or under score...<p>What's important is quality over quantity.<p>Now a substantial quantity of quality is what we all dream about...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:15 a.m. CST

    I underscore

    by Bright_Boy

    To level the playing field

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:18 a.m. CST

    Jehovahs_Witness

    by IKilledSuperman

    if you didn´t understand it then maybe you were dumb to begi.....ups, your name just sunk in....sorry for responding. SUPREMACIST ALERT!!!! EVERYONE TAKE COVER!!!! (Good thing for you you´ll go to heaven and we´ll all go to hell, though)

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:19 a.m. CST

    ...why haven't we seen a HARRY'S_LOVE_SOCK yet?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...seems overdue.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:21 a.m. CST

    Only one who has never scored would pick that name...

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Pooperson...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:22 a.m. CST

    yourSTEPDADDY

    by IKilledSuperman

    I don´t endorse anyone. I just slay racism. And laugh at jehovahs witnesses.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST

    What's wrong with a little racism among friends...

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    at least 30% of all humor is race related, and therefore, technically racist material...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST

    Sorry, Metahuman_slayer....just kidding

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    I'm trying to be nicer....

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:24 a.m. CST

    Up yours, jehovahs dumbnut

    by IKilledSuperman

    "There are four facts about human variation upon which there is universal agreement. First, the human species as a whole has immense genetic variation from individual to individual. Any two unrelated human beings differ by about 3 million distinct DNA variants. Second, by far the largest amount of that variation, about 85%, is among individuals within local national or linguistic populations, within the French, within the Kikuyu, within the Japanese. There is diversity from population to population in how much genetic variation each contains, depending upon how much immigration into the population has occurred from a variety of other groups and also on the size of the population. The United States, with a very large population whose ancestors came from all over the earth including the original inhabitants of the New World, is genetically very variable whereas small populations of local Amazonian tribes are less genetically variable, although they are by no means genetically uniform. Despite the differences in amount of genetic variation within local populations, the finding that on the average 85% of all human genetic variation is within local populations has been a remarkably consistent result of independent studies carried out over twenty-five years using data from both proteins and DNA. Of the remaining 15% of human variation, between a quarter and a half is between local populations within classically defined human “races,” between the French and the Ukrainians, between the Kikuyu and the Ewe, between the Japanese and the Koreans. The remaining variation, about 6% to 10% of the total human variation is between the classically defined geographical races that we think of in an everyday sense as identified by skin color, hair form, and nose shape."

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:26 a.m. CST

    Now educate yourself....

    by IKilledSuperman

    ...if you didn´t get my first post about race being an extinct concept, then this last one should keep you occupied for a week.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:28 a.m. CST

    ...good point, CHOPOTLE...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...but I'm no 'son...that's Mr. Poop or Poop Senior to you.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:29 a.m. CST

    My poop...

    by IKilledSuperman

    ...smells better than yours!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:30 a.m. CST

    ...but I flick it farther, and more accurately.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:31 a.m. CST

    Well, Metahuman_slayer.....speaking of poop....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...you must have pulled that blurb out of your ass. If you're going to say that you are genetically more similar to Africans than you are to your own race...then you're too dumb to help, LOL. You need to use your brain once in a while and stop believing everything you read in wikipedia.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:32 a.m. CST

    Mine...

    by IKilledSuperman

    ...can cure sore throats. Or so I´m told!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:33 a.m. CST

    Wikipedia?

    by IKilledSuperman

    So, you´re a geneticist, yes?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:34 a.m. CST

    There are no human 'races', only human breeds.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    and You are no son, Flickbooger. I meant, poop person.<p>Spaces are important to communication with writing. CHOPPAH usually has famous authors write his posts as he dictates them. They usually understand such nuances.<p>King will be scared to sleep tonight.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:34 a.m. CST

    ...mine is fire retardant, but...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I haven't found a practical application yet.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:36 a.m. CST

    And I suppose you mean...

    by IKilledSuperman

    ...."Negroid". "African" is a geographical thing. You do know that there live white people in Africa, don´t you? They are "African", too. Uhm, you are one of the guys who interpret the bible literally, right?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:37 a.m. CST

    Metahuman_Slayer....are you in college right now?

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    You appear to be the type of person who reads something, and then has to tell it to the world to demonstrate how brilliant and educated they are, "the Negroids and the Caucasoids", LOL. But in the process, they actually reveal how little analytical skills they have, and how they really lack the ability to do any actual thinking.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:37 a.m. CST

    whaaa?

    by Dillactus

    "Never Forget", wtf is that all about?...creepy, just pure creepiness.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:38 a.m. CST

    Tell you what, Metahuman_Slayer....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...I'm gonna go to sleep....and while I'm sleeping, why don't you post all your unoriginal ideas that you've read elsewhere but don't actually understand, and show me and everyone else how brilliant you are. I'll give them a look in the morning and tell you how dumb you are. Deal? LOL

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:39 a.m. CST

    Noah had three sons, by three different wives...

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    There was a FLood.<p>There are now three basic human appearances...Negroid, Caucasian and Mongoloid.<p>The browns are mixes of two or more.<p>Coincidence? I think not.<p>Noah was a Playah...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:39 a.m. CST

    choppa dont know if u saw what i said earlier

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    but in the dune tb, a tber accused me of bein you... so you may wanna step your game up unless ya wanna be associated with me

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:39 a.m. CST

    Mine.....

    by IKilledSuperman

    .....can feed millions of people for a year. Or so I´m told by one the Jehowas witnesses who visited me last year to sell bibles...or something.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:40 a.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:41 a.m. CST

    I'm not a geneticist...

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    But, I DID play one on Star Gate Universe...<p>Until it got cancelled this morning...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:42 a.m. CST

    Tell you what, Jehovahs_Witness....

    by IKilledSuperman

    your screen name identifies you as what I consider to be some of the dumbest people on earth, so I don´t actually give a poop what you think. I already gave one last year to a colleague of yours, actually.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:43 a.m. CST

    ...mine acts as a flotation device...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and can be found under your seat. Please locate your own FlickaPoo first, and then assist those around you.<P> I think I'm losing control of this metaphor.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:43 a.m. CST

    N:ext Hitler: Gonna kill all the Jews and 1 clown.

    by Galactic

    Why the clown? See? No one cares about the Jews!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:45 a.m. CST

    ...mine can also be used to caulk and insulate...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...your home, significantly reducing your carbon footprint...resulting in a handsome tax rebate.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:47 a.m. CST

    And a "Jehovahs_Witness"....

    by IKilledSuperman

    ...uttering the words "analytical thinking"...are you for real? Members of your sect are among the most simplistic and credulous personalities I have encountered so far. Analytical thinking has actually been forbidden in your sect because it contains the word "anal".

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:50 a.m. CST

    Mine....

    by IKilledSuperman

    ....will fuel the next next generation of space-shuttles. You see, they want them to be really really fast!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:52 a.m. CST

    ...KNOCK KNOCK...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...who's there?<P> Hitler.<P> Hitler who?<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> If it was a Jehovah's Witness, would you hitlher in the face, or just tell her to get the fuck off your property?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:55 a.m. CST

    Hey shit for brains, I'm not a Jehovah's Witness....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    This is my screenname. Are you a Metahuman slayer? Don't answer that, dumbass. It's rhetorical. And yourStepDaddy isn't actually your Step Daddy. Analytical thinking...not your strong point.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:57 a.m. CST

    I once fucked with a

    by IKilledSuperman

    Jehovaswitness (literally). One hot girl, totally wild! I made her take the pill, took her virginity, fucked her for three months and then returned her to her sect! Ahh good times!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:02 a.m. CST

    ...sometimes I flick other things.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:04 a.m. CST

    LOL LOL LOL

    by IKilledSuperman

    Now that´s nice. My next screen name on a forum shall be "Scientologist". See? Analytical thinking your style! You are really bothered by the idea of racial distinctions being genetically not existent to target me like that, huh? Hmmmmm.....SUPREMACIST ALERT!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:05 a.m. CST

    Why did the Auschwitz shower heads have 12 holes?

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Because Jews only have 10 fingers!!!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:08 a.m. CST

    ...I'd stick my dick and my tongue in the other two...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...if it came to that...I'm fucking nimble.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:09 a.m. CST

    How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Two in the front seat, three in the back, and six million in the ash tray...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:13 a.m. CST

    ...BOOOOOOOO!...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that one is six million years old. You should be ashamed.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:14 a.m. CST

    C'mon guys, you really find this offensive?

    by Monroville

    This reeks of all kinds of "meh". If you don't know what the holocaust was all about by now, then you might as well just give up. Movie-wise all Uwe CAN do is offend, so how is this any different than anything else he has done? I don't find it offensive so much as predictable and boring. So what if there is a kid in an oven? It's either a prosthetic body or the real kid is perfectly safe (even Uwe is not going to kill someone for a movie). Regardless, he has no story we haven't seen or heard before, and can't even show us imagery we haven't seen or read about before. If Uwe wants to really surprise me, then do an animated family movie that can match anything Pixar puts out. Now THAT would blow my mind!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:15 a.m. CST

    Uwe Boll's List...

    by THE_CHOPPAH

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:16 a.m. CST

    ...UWE BOLL'S LIST, meet SCHINDLER'S FIST.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:18 a.m. CST

    This is too low budget to be offensive

    by SirLoin

    It looks like a fucking community theatre piece. There were like 9 people in the gas chamber. You can see the shitty sets are completely lame. It feels weird to say what I just said for some reason, but that's my reaction.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:18 a.m. CST

    What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    A bar of soap doesn't die after 45 seconds in the shower...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:20 a.m. CST

    ...SirLoin, you want gold plated shower heads?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...is there no pleasing you?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:22 a.m. CST

    You know why Hitler didn't drink?

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    It made him MEAN...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:24 a.m. CST

    ...that's it, I'm out. I would like to take a moment...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...to apologize to all my Jewish friends, here and elsewhere. If I've gone too far, spit in my coffee next time we meet.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:25 a.m. CST

    Where do you send jewish kids with A.D.D.?

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    To concentration camps.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:27 a.m. CST

    Why did Hitler cross the road?

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    To get to the Genocide.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:29 a.m. CST

    A Jew was playing with an ashtray...

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Hitler comes by and asks: "Are you looking for someone?"

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:31 a.m. CST

    come on guys! group hug!!!! no homo!

    by GavinVanDraven

    nevermind, i dont want to catch anything. i dont know where you all have been... but considering how long some of you spend on this site every day, i am gonna say never far from your mommy and daddy's basements. so you all probably just smell really bad, but are 100% std free. ok, i'm done with my weekly visit. carry on. as you were. except for Uwe Boll. now that guy can eat a dick. i nominate him for Bully Beatdown. he's been abusing the movie going public for years. about time someone kicked his teeth in. somebody call "Mayhem" Miller.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:32 a.m. CST

    Boo.

    by CoursinLarry

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:55 a.m. CST

    Apparently Boll took this to Dreamworks...

    by sam jacksons wig

    ...and asked them to distribute it.....

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:32 a.m. CST

    Dear god....

    by tomimt

    And Boll was the guard at the chamber door. But overall that was like a youtube amateur hour. But honestly, I am amazed at the speed Boll manages to churn out his movies. No one likes them, but apparently he manages to do enough dough to be granted more money to do more movies.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:42 a.m. CST

    Fuck Boll. I pray he gets cancer of the AIDS.

    by briantag

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:26 a.m. CST

    LIKE...HOSTEL, 'CHAINSAW & SAW WASN'T TASTELESS??! ASSHOLE.

    by JonChambers

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:28 a.m. CST

    What was really disturbing

    by digital_soul

    was that as I was watching this, the voiceover from the Black Lightening trailer advert on the page started playing at the exact same time and seemingly in sync with it. I actually thought I was listening to the Aushwitz voiceover! Try it and see how disturbing that is!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:29 a.m. CST

    LIKE "ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST" WASN'T TASTELESS, HARRY??????

    by JonChambers

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:31 a.m. CST

    LIKE "SERBIAN FILM" with a BABY RAPE isn't TASTELESS??!!!!!!!!!!

    by JonChambers

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:38 a.m. CST

    JonChambers

    by sam jacksons wig

    Some good points there- forgot (mercifully) that Ol' double standard Knowles lauded Serbian Film (which I found to be a sick piece of inhuman shit). <br><br> Oh, that's right- because Serbian Film was "art..."<br><br> I'm sure that incestuous paedophilia, rape, necrophilia, murder, sadism, voyerism and NEW BORN PORN are art in many peoples books......fucking wanker.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:49 a.m. CST

    never forget lol

    by Windowlicker74

    after 10,000+ holocaust movie, we sure won't

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:15 a.m. CST

    Didn't this guy direct

    by Sadat Quoraishi

    Bloodrayne? Man, that was one of the worst films I've ever seen. Who gives him funding for this shit?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:32 a.m. CST

    BSB is best understood over time.

    by DocPazuzu

    There was a time, not too long ago (before the riots in Tehran), when BSB was sucking Iran's and Ahmadinejad's dick so hard in TB that you could almost hear the fabric of Ahmadinejad's beige, old man's jacket snapping in the gale-force winds caused by BSB's quivering lips. <p> Now that BSB believes Ahmadinejad is a Jew, the Iranian president's been reduced to a "radical, extreme self-loather" and a "Jew gone wild." <p> Interesting, if not entirely unsurprising.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:21 a.m. CST

    coming very late to this thread....but

    by brabon300

    not sure what boll has to say about auschwitz, or why he feels the need to, but after viewing a few interviews with the guy, i think he gets a bum rap<P> he isnt much worse than the ratt or bay...he just has smaller budgets<p>thing is, if he made this film to bring attention to himself, that is a bit bothersome<p>look, hollywood honored that piece of shit, "life is beautiful" a fucking concentration camp comedy

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:43 a.m. CST

    Poop

    by SunTzu77

    This flick will flop like every other movie he has made.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:50 a.m. CST

    Fuck you for showing this... shit.

    by Paulseta

    Fuck you. Harry, fuck you a million times for allowing this on your site.<P> Reader of 10 years signing off. I hope your dreams are all fucking vile. Thanks. Fuck you.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 6:44 a.m. CST

    120 days in SALO is considered art but suddenly

    by KilliK

    a movie with the same purpose and visualization is considered garbage because its made by that videogames-movies guy? fuck your double standards you hypocrites.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 6:46 a.m. CST

    DOCPAZ - NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN

    by BringingSexyBack

    What next, an appearance by ZFisk to complete the reunion? Yes, the Tehran riots and his brutal crackdown of dissidents opened my eyes to his true nature. I despise Ahmedinejad - he's proven himself a real madman. Cruelty personified. A murderer. <P> The riots and protests proved another thing. That the Persian people cannot be easily categorized. They're more divided and polarized than America was during the Bush years. If not for brutal police action we may very well have an Iran bent on peace instead of conflict. Any military action taken against that country will surely wipe out all chances of that.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 6:47 a.m. CST

    Finally: A good old fashioned entertaining Auschwitz Movie!

    by --- Emperor ---

    And I thought they'd never think of it! I'll be there first showing, front row, pants down.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 6:48 a.m. CST

    btw the movie looks to be a nice comedy

    by KilliK

    even better than serbian movie.cant wait.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 6:49 a.m. CST

    Man that trailer was like seeing....

    by JohnWayneWasGay

    ....a photo of Michael Jackson and Macaulay Culkin in a hot tub.Wow Uwe i got your next movie."Michael and Macaulay a love story"

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 6:51 a.m. CST

    WE WILL NEVER FORGET

    by BringingSexyBack

    that Supermarch and Kobe owe me an apology. I've put it in my daily todo list.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:01 a.m. CST

    can't be any worse than Star Trek

    by animas

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:09 a.m. CST

    Well, BSB...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...it's good to know that there was at something to sway you from your notion of an "Iranian-U.S. alliance", even if the routine stoning/hanging executions of homosexuals, adulterous women and underage drug users failed to do so. <p> Let me guess: he who was once your hero for hosting Holocaust revisionist conferences is now a sleazy Jew trying to cover up the murder of six million of his "own"?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:17 a.m. CST

    HOLY SHIT

    by DangerDave

    Uwe, <P> You know that you have now crossed a line that many Germans will never cross. Shit it took almost 60 years before a German played Hitler in a movie (i.g. Downfall/ Der Untergang). And to make the bold statement of putting yourself in the scene standing outside the gas chamber, well, you know that you are going to catch hell. <P> I am not fan of your movies, but this....as long as it is not like Sado.....and not giggley like Hostel....you might get somewhere with this. <P> Unfortunatly, you are Uwe Boll. You are not doing this out of some sense of moral rightousness....sans Spielberg with Scheindler's List, you are Boll, you are doing this just to shock and in Germany, where embracing anything Nazi, is a crime, you sir are truely, utterly and completely fucked. <P> Signed <P> Danger Dave.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:26 a.m. CST

    Jesus was a Jew. FACT.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:27 a.m. CST

    It's a Friggin' Movie for Chrissakes!

    by marc

    I truly believe Uwe sucked as a filmmaker especially with those stupid video game movies but I think he has matured with Rampage and Tunnelrats. This movie is in bad taste for some but what about 100 Days of Sodom by, Passion of the Christ,etc. AICN represents all kinds of cult films whether in good or bad taste, real or unreal. It's just a movie and any director has a right to create his own form of art.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:29 a.m. CST

    Triumph of the Will was a friggin' movie too.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Riefenstahl was an unparalleled propagandist. I saw this as a Jew...I can watch that one over and over again too.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:33 a.m. CST

    This looks like shit

    by Shpadoinkle

    which is why i'll watch it. After sitting through Nails and Visions of Suffering by some crazy Russian bastard I realise I can sit through anything. Uwe Boll's films are comedy of the highest order when you're drunk/monged. This does look a little too serious given the subject matter but chances are he'll fuck it up royally and it'll have my intestines falling out from the laughter. You truly are a cod among men Uwe. Don't ever change

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:34 a.m. CST

    SCHNEIDER'S LIST

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Reserved for any jerk who throws up in the hallway.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:34 a.m. CST

    DOCPAZ

    by BringingSexyBack

    Indeed, I still do believe that a strong diplomatic and cultural relationship between Iran and the US would be productive. Aren't the Iranian dissidents inspired, for the most part, by American ideals? A close relationship will surely temper the more radical, inhumane aspects of their society. Unfortunately that will not happen with Ahmedinejad in power.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:35 a.m. CST

    UWE BOLL IS A NATIONAL HERO IN GERMANY.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    It's not like they can lionize politicians anymore.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:37 a.m. CST

    This looks hot

    by ErichZann

    I got a serious boner watching that.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:40 a.m. CST

    He's not attempting to redeem as an artist. This is...

    by ricarleite2

    ... his "Springtime for Hitler" alright. His last squeeze for money, as he booby traps his carreer for good. Who would complain about contability of a Holocaust movie? And if done in enough bad taste, it's guarantee not to pay itself. The man is a genius.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:42 a.m. CST

    Except...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...that your rationale for an alliance with Iran WAS the current regime's policies, regardless of Ahmedinejad, who you went out of your way to describe as a mere figurehead with no real power of his own.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:43 a.m. CST

    *Dennis Hopper voice* "Pop quiz hot shot!"

    by ricarleite2

    "You're at a Holocaust movie premiere. The press is all there. As you walk the red carpet, do you smile for the photos? Do you smile?! Answer me, Jack!"

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:43 a.m. CST

    KilliK - Pasolini was an artist. Boll is, well, Boll.

    by ErichZann

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:52 a.m. CST

    EXCEPT ...

    by BringingSexyBack

    My views evolved after the protests and subsequent crackdown, and it was clear that Ahmedinejad did indeed have power.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:55 a.m. CST

    Anyone else?

    by arizonahotrock

    The slow zoom in to the guard followed by the immediate cut to black with white-lettered "Auschwitz" made me laugh, only because it reminded me of every episode intro to Always Sunny.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:58 a.m. CST

    Okay, 3D supporters, can this be on 3D?

    by ricarleite2

    Oh, it's offensive to use 3D for this Holocaust travesty? Then 3D doesn't belong on movies.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:04 a.m. CST

    arizonahotrock

    by Bright_Boy

    ha, i thought the same thing. sunny now owns white text on a black background. i wish boldly going nowhere was actually... going somewhere.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:06 a.m. CST

    3D

    by Bright_Boy

    And Smell-O-Vision! Lets bring back Smell-O-Vision too! Well, maybe not for this movie, but lets keep the gimmicks rolling! Then they can charge 30 bucks for a ticket

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:16 a.m. CST

    Still...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...routine and public executions of gays, women being stoned for having sex out of wedlock and other innumerable instances of oppression and intolerance weren't enough for you beforehand. <p> You know what I think, BSB? I think that when you saw the widespread outrage being directed at Iran you realized that if you persisted in praising the Islamic Republic, you would be eaten alive in talkback.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:20 a.m. CST

    Paulseta, Harry supports child rapist's movies on this site.

    by BilboRing

    What do you expect?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:22 a.m. CST

    Ahmadinejad isnt powerful.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Its the Ayatollah Khameni and his council. The Revolutionary Guards were acting at their theocratic request.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:22 a.m. CST

    If this TB was in Smell-O-Vision it would stink of

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    embarrassment and feces...except my posts, which smell of freshly baked cookies and lavender.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:22 a.m. CST

    DocP and BSB-NaziSexBitch

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    You nailed it DocP. BSB - for anyone who does not know, has a very long history of anti-semitic rants and posts. He is a unabashed supporter of hezbollah and hamas. He is an apologist of the highest order for any anti-Jewish organization or country or order or person. At times it is undisguised hatred - I am sure DocP could produce the links to show that. Other times he tries to mask his hatred by hiding behind discredited theories or people with hidden agendas - and yes some of them are even Jewish. That is his favorite trick. he has no use for a Jew unless it is a Jew who is speaking against his race - there are those kinds in every race. Most have a personal agenda that allows racists like BSB to hide behind. Just like DocP said, BSB loved Iran and AhmadD - until he suspected that ol ahmadD might be Jewish. so it is no surprise he dropped him like hot shit. it is also no surprise that he is crowing about some supposed genetic link 'proving' hitler was Black and Jewish. yeah right. some English magazine, with two journalists who have a grand total of zero degrees in advanced genetics got some saliva samples and sent them out to be tested and that 'proves' hitler was Jewish? not one scientific based method of research to prove this, but BSB and all anti-Semites pounce on it to 'prove' that the Holocaust was started by a Jew. give me a motherfucking break. go fuck yourself BSB. you make me sick. <p> yeah, I'm a Jew.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:22 a.m. CST

    STILL ...

    by BringingSexyBack

    There's a fine line between accepting that other societies have their own culture and mores, and having the desire to change them by imposing your own. During the Bush Administration, I was firmly against war being waged on Iran, and at the time, that was clearly an option being considered. Criticism of their ways, as you described, was being used as a rationale. Which I was firmly against. <P> Now, times have changed. The Iranian people rose up only to be brutally suppressed. Ahmedinejad stole the election and crushed his opposition. The scenario, now, is different. That is why my views, now, are different. <P> And obviously you've been tracking my exploits. Do you really think I'm one to shy away from my opinion for fear of a backlash? Please.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:25 a.m. CST

    Shalom Kobe! I am a Jew myself.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:25 a.m. CST

    But Im a Jew for Jesus.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:25 a.m. CST

    what is "wrong" with this trailer?

    by ForgetfulPete

    this is exactly what happened at auschwitz. I perosnally felt emotion in the trailer, and liked the subtle way in which the moviemaker's non-speaking role as the guard shows how little the Nazis cared about people's lives.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:26 a.m. CST

    Always Sunny in Auschwitz

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    "The Gang and Josef Mengele"

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:27 a.m. CST

    And I bet Bringing Sex Back is a Jew too.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Hes just trollin you fools.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:28 a.m. CST

    FINALLY, KOBE CRAWLS OUT FROM BEHIND DOCPAZ'S SKIRT

    by BringingSexyBack

    So, DNA evidence is not good enought for you? The journalists and scientists who performed the tests are wrong, and you of all people are right? <P> Make no mistake. I am not looking for you to admit the truth or submit to facts. What I am doing is shoving the truth into your face until you choke. And you did just that last night, coward.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:30 a.m. CST

    I like jews

    by Bright_Boy

    never understood the history of hatred. Now principality-of-lichtensteiners on the other hand... fuck those guys

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:30 a.m. CST

    DNA EVIDENCE FROM 40 OF HITLER'S LIVING RELATIVES

    by BringingSexyBack

    And Kobe says "they're wrong!!" LOL you are such a tool.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:32 a.m. CST

    fuck off you nazi bitch

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    you have proved time and time again that your only agenda is anti-semitic. your love of ahmadD and now your hatred after finding out he might be Jewish is the single biggest piece of evidence there is. and no, two journalists who collected some saliva and sent it out to be tested doesn't prove shit - only assholes like you latch on to that - fuck you and all your descendants to hezbollah hell - eating shit from a golems ass

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:32 a.m. CST

    "DNA EVIDENCE IS ANTI-SEMITIC!!!!!"

    by BringingSexyBack

    - Kobe

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:33 a.m. CST

    Sunny in Auschwitz

    by Bright_Boy

    The gang gets racist. Really racist.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:34 a.m. CST

    Shit from a golems ass.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Wouldnt that be clay?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:35 a.m. CST

    WHY YES, I DO LATCH ONTO DNA EVIDENCE AND THE TRUTH

    by BringingSexyBack

    You want I should latch onto falsehoods and lies?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:38 a.m. CST

    I'm also against waging war on Iran...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...but I'm not afraid to call the Islamic Republic what it truly is: one of the most oppressive regimes on Earth, which -- to virtually every democratically inclined person on the planet -- was painfully obvious even before the riots. <p> You and I both know you loved Iran because they hated Israel and hosted the Holocaust revisionist conference. <p> And yes, I do believe that the "new" BSB feared that his TB cred would be demolished by his Iranian cocksucking unless he backed off. Now, however, you have the perfect excuse for hating the Iranian regime: a tenuous (at best) notion that the president of the Republic is a "secret" Jew. <p> You're still the "dime store anti-Semite" I once called you a few years ago.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:38 a.m. CST

    DNA tests prove that hitler

    by Bright_Boy

    was an asshole

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:40 a.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH = FAG

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    just sayin

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:40 a.m. CST

    CSI is Anti-Semitic

    by THE_CHOPPAH

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:43 a.m. CST

    here comes the short bus with the same old bit

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Just sayin.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:44 a.m. CST

    WHAT IS "TB CRED"?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Please explain. It must be something you're obsessed with and project onto others. Very few people here, I think, care about cred of any kind. We say what's on our mind, and from what's said it's clear we don't care about "cred", we just care about putting our opinions and selves out there. You can call me all the names you want. That is no reflection on me, Doc. That's just a reflection on you.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:45 a.m. CST

    DNA

    by Bright_Boy

    9% of Austrians currently carry the E1B1B1 gene. Its more likely he had greek or albanian roots. Stop being retarded. There's no real evidence to suggest that hitler is jewish. And it doesn't matter, or change anything.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:45 a.m. CST

    With no due respect, BSB...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...the article you quoted from says the following: <p> "The repulsive leader of Nazi Germany may have had Jewish and perhaps African relatives" <p> "It is most commonly found in the Berbers of Morocco, in Algeria, Libya and Tunisia as well as among Ashkenazi and Sephardic Jews" <p> It says a lot about you (that we already knew) that you claim as scientific fact something which the article claims "may" be true based on chromosomes "most commonly" found among certain peoples. It's also interesting that out of the several peoples mentioned, you pounced on the Jews and not, say, the Berbers.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:46 a.m. CST

    speaking of people you wish were at Auschwitz

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    It's MJ'S_tired_ass_outdated_handle

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:46 a.m. CST

    AS FOR "HOLOCAUST REVISIONISM"

    by BringingSexyBack

    I'd say we're due for some Holocaust Correctionism, in light of new DNA evidence.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:46 a.m. CST

    MJ =

    by Bright_Boy

    Troll-glodyte

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:49 a.m. CST

    if Schindler's List sucked it would be this movie

    by alienindisguise

    my guess it's just going to be long, endless shots of nazi arocities with no character development in the least. Yet another flick no one asked for and no one needs.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Uwe bolls Auschwitz=

    by Bright_Boy

    The passion of the jews. All torture, no insight

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:51 a.m. CST

    "That's just a reflection on you"

    by DocPazuzu

    Oh, do come on. How much weight do you suppose a comment like that carries considering your admission in this very talkback that you've lost sleep over not wanting to look "like a bitch" in TB?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:54 a.m. CST

    DOCPAZ

    by BringingSexyBack

    Excuse me if I don't accept YOUR conclusions over those of the scientists who performed the tests. <P> And from the Jerusalem Post ... <P> "Journalist Jean-Paul Mulders and historian Marc Vermeeren used samples of saliva to perform DNA tests on 39 of the Fuhrer's relatives earlier this year. Among the chromosomes possessed by Hitler's relatives was one, Haplogroup E1b1b1, rarely found on Western Europe, but considered one the "founding lineage groups" for Ashkenazi and Sepharadic Jews."

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:56 a.m. CST

    FAG= a pathetic lack of effort

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    How sad really. Are we so out of touch with modern relationships and equality that calling someone a "fag" is perceived to be as nasty as you can get? THE_CHOPPAH is a modern man. Such limp wristed slaps of zero effect. Fail. As usual.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:56 a.m. CST

    REFLECTIONS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Losing sleep for fear of looking like a bitch ... in a TB flame war in 2006? Has nothing to do with the present. Except for you.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:59 a.m. CST

    BSB

    by Bright_Boy

    E1B1B1 gene is relatively common in Europe. Here's the incidence in major European countries: France - 8%, Germany 4%, Italy 11% (Northern Italy 24%), Portugal 17%, Switzerland 9%, Spain 6%, Slovakia 11%, Greece 27%, [note: at the tip of Southern Greece E1B1B1 reaches up to 40%, incidence and there's a 40% pocket around Montenegro too.]

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:01 a.m. CST

    Furthermore...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...even if Hitler DID have roots in "untermenschen" DNA, how does that change anything? He obviously was oblivious to it, as were the hordes of German Nazis who hated Jews as much as Hitler did. <p> What BSB is suggesting is that genetic Jewishness is somehow inherently evil and makes the other German Nazis less guilty since they were duped by a "Jew". <p> That's nothing but sheer racism, right there.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:02 a.m. CST

    by Bright_Boy

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:03 a.m. CST

    "Has nothing to do with the present."

    by DocPazuzu

    Right, you're a changed man.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:04 a.m. CST

    That;'s a very progressive attitude, Lord Chop

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    We do indeed need a new adjective other than "gay" or "fag" to describe that which is ultimately lame.<BR><BR>Any suggestions?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:04 a.m. CST

    The truth is

    by Bright_Boy

    That gene could've come from any number of sources. "Hitlers secret Albanian roots" just isn't as sexy as "Hitlers secret Jewish and African roots".

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:04 a.m. CST

    The truth is

    by Bright_Boy

    That gene could've come from any number of sources. "Hitlers secret Albanian roots" just isn't as sexy as "Hitlers secret Jewish and African roots".

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:06 a.m. CST

    Lame

    by Bright_Boy

    is good as an adjective. Bitch is good as a noun

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:06 a.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH = IS STILL A FAG

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    You use the same bit over and over....and still think it's amusing. You're a bitch behind a computer screen playing with your little pink dick. Your unfunny and possibly a sociopath. You must be about 17....maybe 16. Definitely not an adult by human standards. Damn, you're probably still a virgin too...at 17. In this day and age....that's pathetic. You'll never get any human pussy lol. Your're like the next Timothy McVeigh

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:07 a.m. CST

    BRIGHT BOY

    by BringingSexyBack

    I wouldn't call that common, but those stats still support the fact that Hitler was not Austrian in a genetic sense (he was Austrian, right, not German, as Kobe said - but he's ill-informed anyway). That 4% incidence proves that Hitler was far from a true Aryan. But it's also true that those figures could partly reflect, and partly account for, the Jewish populations of Europe at the time too. <P> Regardless, the professional conclusions lean toward Hitler have Jewish blood. He was a genocidal madman, no doubt, and his crimes remain as great and despicable as any in history. But the new revelations do warrant a different view of him and his motivations.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST

    "You use the same bit over and over"

    by Bright_Boy

    Seriously MJ? You just called him a fag twice, and he's unoriginal? And you're screen name is so fresh too.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:11 a.m. CST

    "Hitler was far from a true Aryan"

    by DocPazuzu

    There was never any such thing as a "true Aryan" in the Nazi sense. <p> No matter how you spin it, BSB, that post by Bright_Boy isn't actually a post. It's a silver platter with your ass on it. Now chow down, chief.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:14 a.m. CST

    I'm waiting for the punchline but as it hasn't turned up...

    by Gabba-UK

    Then this be real and not a result of the cheese sandwich I had before bed. In which case this is fucked up!!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:14 a.m. CST

    Not 4% of austria

    by Bright_Boy

    I mentioned earlier austria was 9%. I just didn't repost it.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:17 a.m. CST

    The notion of Pure ethnicity

    by Bright_Boy

    in europe is a fallacy. The aryan race is a myth perpetuated by racists. We're all mutts, deal with it. There is less genetic variation in humans than almost any other species on the planet.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:17 a.m. CST

    DOCPAZ

    by BringingSexyBack

    My last post addressed the first part of yours. And I don't "suggest" anything. I say it plain and clear, unlike you and your innuendos. <P> There is nothing inherently evil about Jewishness. If I believed that, I would've said it, thank you very much. What I AM saying is that Hitler's motivations could've very well come from a deep self-loathing of his identity. That is possible, and that is valid. Address THAT. <P> It took a charismatic man to exploit the Germans and rile them into a frenzy against Jews and others. We know that about Hitler. We also know that Ahmedinejad is in a similar position. Should they be examined for their similar backgrounds and actions, if just for academic reasons? Absolutely. New curricula should be built around the subject. Don't you think?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:20 a.m. CST

    Bitch_Boy

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    that's not a bit...that's a statement of mere fact. Is this original "rise my chopplings, and chop chop choppah, the power of the chop compells you, choppah does not exist in this dojo, Fuck You Michael Choppah!, I don't know but it sure smells Choppah, Flames on Optimus = Nipples on Choppah, etc....". Just shut the fuck up you stupid little queers. SCOTTPILGRIMFAN and Choppah are what's bringing this site down. Fuck You. And I don't change my screen name until get banned....don't you know anything about trolling

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:20 a.m. CST

    "NOW CHOW DOWN, CHIEF"

    by BringingSexyBack

    Yeah. That's sure to win an argument.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:22 a.m. CST

    E1b1b1

    by Bright_Boy

    accounts for just over 18 to 20% of male lines in ashkenazi jews and 8.6 to 30% of male lines in sephardic jews. I wouldn't call that common

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:23 a.m. CST

    WHAT ABOUT THE FEMALE LINES

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:25 a.m. CST

    ...huh. I've never heard Hitler having a little Jewish...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...ancestry being interpreted as anti-Semitic before. I've never heard someone take that to mean "well, the Jews did it to themselves then...".<P> I've only ever heard it given as just another example of the deluded, irrational, obsessed, hateful, and tragically pointless nature of the Nazi program.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:26 a.m. CST

    E1b1b1

    by Bright_Boy

    is y-dna, only exists paternally. carries from father to son only

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:26 a.m. CST

    "It took a charismatic man...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...to exploit the Germans and rile them into a frenzy against Jews and others." <p> Again, a lone man, a "Jew", singularly responsible for the Holocaust, working in a cultural vacuum, creating hatred for Jews in a country with no history of anti-Semitism. Right? <p> Pathetic. <p> Nazis who don't believe Hitler was a Jew say all decisions were made by others than him. Nazis who claim Hitler was a Jew say his Jewishness is to blame for the Holocaust, not "true" Germans. <p> Just admit it, BSB -- you heard that there was evidence suggesting Hitler might have had Jewish roots and you let your glee get the better of you before you read the fine print.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:27 a.m. CST

    nazibitchback

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    "It took a charismatic man to exploit the Germans and rile them into a frenzy against Jews and others. We know that about Hitler. We also know that Ahmedinejad is in a similar position. Should they be examined for their similar backgrounds" <p> So, now hitler and ahmadD owe their 'charisma' to their supposed 'Jewishness'? - uh, who toppled the Shah and put Iran on this path - the Ayatollah, that takes a certain charisma, i gues he was a Jew. Who toppled the Chinese Empire and installed communism, - Mao, that must have taken charisma, I guess he was a Jew. Who toppled the Czar and installed communism in Russia, yep ol charismatic Joe the Jew.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:27 a.m. CST

    THANKS FOR THE INFO, BRIGHT BOY

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:27 a.m. CST

    ...I thought Hitler only had one testicle...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...master race? He was master-bating only half cocked.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:28 a.m. CST

    "That's sure to win an argument"

    by DocPazuzu

    Who's projecting now?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:28 a.m. CST

    interestingly enough

    by Bright_Boy

    hitlers supposed jewish ancestry is commonly a jewish fascination. Not sure why that is. And john hagee too. he's obsessed with that shit

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:30 a.m. CST

    Boll is such a bad director, that this trailer is "unintentional

    by --- Emperor ---

    How can you not help but feel like this could have been a Uwe Boll "comedy" or "satire" of Auschwitz? Look at his atrocious 'acting', where he is standing beside some door, trying to channel an indifferent soldier. He looks like fucking Benny Hill's younger, uglier brother. And then look at how atrociously bad the rest of the 'film' is shot. I genuinely thought this is another Uwe Boll "satire" -- this time of the holocaust. Hey, is it so hard to believe? None of it looks authentic. It looks like a cheap fucking british comedy sketch. I don't even know "what" it really looks like, because there is nothing to compare it to. The lighting is wrong. The "baby" being burnt looks fake (thus adds to the speculation it could be some sick joke). The people screaming look confused and are acting in such a forced way, you can't help but recall some intentional british comedy sketch -- except this is Uwe Boll, and the guy can neither make a comedy, nor a serious drama. [p] Words fail to describe this mess. Any reasonable human being would have shot something better with a cheap home video camera. The whole thing looks like a piece of shit, and (sad to say this), would work better as a 'comedy' than as drama. And I truly mean this. The film is shot so poorly, it can only be redeemed if it in fact was some sick, twisted 'joke'. [p] Sigh.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:30 a.m. CST

    ...all it takes to explain Hitler is that he was a failed artist

    by FlickaPoo

    ...imaginary concepts of blood purity mean nothing compared to that. The self loathing of a failed artist knows no bounds.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:32 a.m. CST

    You're welcome

    by Bright_Boy

    Thought a reasoned debate with you might accomplish more that all the flaming. the mainstream media hasn't done their homework on this, and created a lot of misinformation in an effort to have sexy headlines. The truth is noone knows anything for sure about hitlers ancestry because he went to great lengths to cover it up(though many scholars think this was because of a history of incest in his family). That last part wasn't some lame attempt at a joke either. incest was common in small european viallages

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:33 a.m. CST

    Well, Kobe...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...to be fair, anti-Semites have all that shit sewn up nice and tight by virtue of their belief that Jews created Capitalism AND Communism so that they could play both sides.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:34 a.m. CST

    ...I still don't see how it's relevant in any way besides...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...tragic irony. All a Hitler with a drop of Jewish ancestry proves is the absurdity of the Master Race concept.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:37 a.m. CST

    NO, HITLER DID NOT OPERATE IN A VACUUM

    by BringingSexyBack

    But he was the key enabler for the hardline Nazi leadership. Without him and his unrelenting, fervent radicalism (possibly stemming from a deep self-loathing), would it have been possible for the Nazis to have garnered so much influence over an entire nation? Without Hitler, would there have been WWII or a holocaust? War, probably not. Genocide? Absolutely not. <P> For over 60 years Hitler and the Germans have been scrutinized from the basis of conventional wisdom. But new revelations warrant a renewed examination. If you're afraid of what new discoveries that brings, I can understand that. It is extremely uncomfortable. Just like the case of Dan Burros and the movie The Believer. It caused a big sensation and great discomfort. But unfortunately, it was still based on reality.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Just in case you didn't know

    by Kentucky Colonel

    This stuff actually happened. Unemployed, war weary and economically deprived people rallied around a loudmouth bigot with promises of "Restoring Honor" to their country. Those who do not learn from history....

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:37 a.m. CST

    FlickaPoo - that is because you are an idiot

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    revisionists the world over try to cast the nazis as a form of extreme liberalism in order to deflect its true conservative roots - the more anti-semitic ones who want to blame the Jews for everything have always hoped to prove that hilter was a Jew so they can blame Jews for starting the holocaust. if you are so full of shit you cant see that, then stop posting and go shove an enema up your ass to clear that pathetic excuse of a brain of yours. bsb is a long time acknowledge anti-semite, it is his kind that try an use any excuse to blame Jews for every imaginable horror and it is stupid assholes such as you who have the brains of a tit mouse and who 'like' bsb and his antics but either cant or wont see the forest for the trees that continue to blindly walk through life -ill bet you just love glenn beck too.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:40 a.m. CST

    Bit late to the party but...

    by 21MM392

    HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:42 a.m. CST

    I CAN'T SAY IT'S FUN TO ARGUE FACTS AGAINST INNUENDOS AND INSULT

    by BringingSexyBack

    but I'd love to stay. But work calls. Later.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:44 a.m. CST

    ... in closing...

    by bubcus

    that is a well done teaser. It's shocking, disturbing, and had better be an outstanding film. I once toured a concentration camp while living in France a decade ago and was horrified by the photographs on the wall of what had happened there. Good luck, Uwe Boll, hopefully you can pull this off.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:44 a.m. CST

    Hitler was a gay gypsy, too.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Who else but a gay gypsy would become an artist?<p>Kobe, did you read Flick's posts? I don't see evidence of him casting this as a liberal-conservative debate. In fact, he's one of the more liberal guys I know. Calm the fuck down.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:46 a.m. CST

    UWE BOLL SHOULD BE EXPATRIATED - TO IRAN

    by DanDaensn

    and he's definitefuckingly no national hero in Germany. Nobody cares here about the crazy douche Boll. He's insane, not skilled and simply boring. It's a real shame that he gets this kind of attention. His next movie or however you can call this bullshit will be a documentary about Hitlers arsehole (with never seen before in depth material) and the decision Hitlers arsehole alone made to win the war in Sudan. Am I missing something? Yes: Boll just released a PM that he is in the hunt for the "Hitlers Lost Testicle". The Iranians should reward Boll a medal or something.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Amen, Kentucky Colonel.

    by ColonelFatheart

    We share more than a word in our handles; we share a wariness of the Tea Party right demagogues.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:48 a.m. CST

    Racial purity is absurd

    by Bright_Boy

    I went backpacking through europe when i was 21. Most of my life i dreamed of going to ireland to see where my family came from. I thought "oh man, i'm so irish, i'm gonna feel it in the air, it's gonna set off all these genetic attachments i innately possess". So i get to ireland. And realize I'm canadian through and through. Other than a last name, and an inability to tan, i had nothing in common with those people. I have more in common with a nigerian wh's lived in Toronto for 2 years. The concept of a shared racial identity is ridiculous. We are a product of the neighbourhoods we live in, the cities we live in. It's a shared cultural identity that really distinguishes us. We exist in cultural spheres dictated by the pop culture we consume, the vernacular we speak, the places we frequent. All the racial stuff is just window dressing.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:48 a.m. CST

    yeah DocP

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    ill just bet there are those who believe that Jews and alien lizards rule the world. as far as bsb, anyone who has been on aicn for more than a year or two knows his hatred for Jews. he and i have clashed repeatedly over this. he and others like you have clashed repeatedly over it. he tries to justify his anti-semitism by hiding it behind false or discredited ideas - two journalists 'may' have found proof, and now it is taken as gospel by assholes like him. I have to work as well, but that shit of his had to be answered - because sure as shit assholes like flickapoo will just say 'well i dont see how saying hitler is part Jewish is anti semitic' which is just what assholes like bsb want to hear. that shit has to be stopped

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:49 a.m. CST

    shit

    by Bright_Boy

    that could've used a coupla <p>'s. Got a bit excited there

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:49 a.m. CST

    ...no, Ass_Taste, but it IS possible that I don't...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...hang out with enough anti-Semites to be familiar with their circular and obsessive opinions.<P> I love all things Jewish, but you seem like a bit of a prick.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:55 a.m. CST

    HEY. LEAVE FLICKA OUT OF THIS PUNK.

    by BringingSexyBack

    I've got my eye on you ...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:56 a.m. CST

    "EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING IS ANTI-SEMITIC"

    by BringingSexyBack

    - Kobe

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST

    ColonelFatheart

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    get your head out of flicks asshole, then fuck off, i didnt say jack shit to you -but if you want to start some shit with me, fine, just remember you took first shot - but i always finish -0 and i will follow you home to your precious pedalback and shit all over the place and everyone in it, this is between me and bsb-nazisexbitch and ignorant assholes like flick whose views give bsb cover in these tb's are to be kicked, and any other assholes who come to his defense will get kicked as well. read what flick said about not considering hitler being part Jewish to equaling being anti-semite - when anti-semites look for anything to blame the Jews for, then shut the fuck up

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:58 a.m. CST

    MJ doesnt know shit about trolling

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Total fucking hack. "I'll beat you up at comic con." "Here is a icture of me at comic con." Nice fucking tat. It's as derivative as every post you ever jacked off into a TB. Your jealousy of Lord Chop is tranparent. You envy the following and acclaim and can't understand why it isn't YOU who are held up as uber troll. Well son....the crown sits here, and your unoriginal drivel ain't gonna change that. Cry, CRY, on your pop tart over the praise you will never receive.<br><br>CHOPPED.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:59 a.m. CST

    Regarding Hitler and Ahmadinejads ancestry

    by leo54304

    It doesn't matter. They both belong to the secret reptilian race that are our overlords. <br> <br> Jeez, don't you guys know anything? David Ickes has laid it all out for us and still we deny the truth. Look him up on wikipedia and the truth will set you free.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10 a.m. CST

    KOBE IS OUT OF CONTROL, AND OUT OF LINE

    by BringingSexyBack

    People are entitled to their opinions, I will remind you. They are entitled to look at facts, debate them openly, and reach logical conclusions. They are also free to view things differently from you, even if you find those views unsavory.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:01 a.m. CST

    no flick, you are a piece of shit enabler of assholes

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    like bsb. your ignorance provides cover for his views - he loves that shit, not suck my left nut and choke on it bitch and go back to your fake ass 'wife' you made up - posting 24/7 must really make you a great 'husband and father' yeah right, what kind of 'marriage' allows a man like cobra-kai to slobber all over his 'wife' on a tb? you got off on that, huh? fuck off bitch

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:02 a.m. CST

    "YOU THINK AND BELIEVE WHAT I WANT YOU TO THINK AND BELIEVE"

    by BringingSexyBack

    - Kobe

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:03 a.m. CST

    CHOPPAH...

    by Bright_Boy

    Just performed an autopsy. He CHOPPED that corpse up nice.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    Anyone with a cursory knowledge of genetics...

    by blackmantis

    ...knows that the healthiest thing the human race can do is breed between the most diverse gene pools. Narrow, racially exclusive breeding causes genetic errors to multiply. The further apart the mother and father are genetically the healthier the offspring.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    "WHO NEEDS TO DEBATE WHEN I CAN JUST HURL INSULTS?"

    by BringingSexyBack

    - Kobe

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:06 a.m. CST

    MJ:

    by Bright_Boy

    "But my mom says i'm uber troll."

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:06 a.m. CST

    Uwe Bollocks.

    by The Dark Shite

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:06 a.m. CST

    Oy Vey Boll.

    by The Dark Shite

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:07 a.m. CST

    Think they missed the memo in the south mantis

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:08 a.m. CST

    "THE TRUTH HURTS, AND I WANT MY MOMMY."

    by BringingSexyBack

    - Kobe

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:08 a.m. CST

    Wheres Scarlett? Really could use him for this TB

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:09 a.m. CST

    kobe you come right on over to the PB sir

    by MacReady452

    You are obviously a big fan. If you come....come heavy.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:10 a.m. CST

    "BSB MUST BE STOPPED."

    by BringingSexyBack

    You just raised my TB cred ten-fold. Thank you.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:10 a.m. CST

    ...oh, man...part of me wants to get into this...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...but god, it'll drag on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on...and I'll lose interest after 20 minutes, but it'll be too late. I'll feel that honor requires some sort of resolution...<P> So tedious...I feel tired just thinking about it. I promise you that at the end we'll be right where we started, so I say we skip the whole thing.<P> I have to say, though, that you're coming off awfully angry, Ass_Taste. Even a little...hateful. More tragic irony?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:11 a.m. CST

    Amen blackmantis

    by Bright_Boy

    See: cystic fibrosis, sickle cell disease, thalassemia, etc

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:12 a.m. CST

    FLICKA IS THE BIGGER MAN

    by BringingSexyBack

    Kobe - THAT'S how an adult behaves. Take note.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:13 a.m. CST

    I wouldn't touch this debate with a shitty stick.

    by The Dark Shite

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:15 a.m. CST

    Is this still a debate?

    by Bright_Boy

    I thought it was a flame war

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:18 a.m. CST

    Tougher movie to watch: Aushwitz or Yentl?

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:20 a.m. CST

    Glenn Beck just called

    by leo54304

    And wants to know when his SS uniform will be ready.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:20 a.m. CST

    dont you mean a dark shitty stick?

    by MacReady452

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:23 a.m. CST

    Beck....worse than Auschwitz

    by MacReady452

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Oh yeah.

    by The Dark Shite

    Silly me:-). <p> I love a good flame war as much as anyone else, but this one looks tiring on the fingers. I'll stick to my childish "Oy vey Boll" type comments & stay out of this one.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:26 a.m. CST

    WOW

    by rogueleader66

    There is some real nastiness going on in here. I will just sit back and watch the carnage ensue. Although I will say that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and those who don't like it can express their disagreement....with civility and aplomb, but if you have to resort to childish insults and profanity, then your an immature fool, incapable of intelligent discussion. <P>Carry on!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Everybodys pretty hot, why don't you all take a shower?

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST

    An Uwe Boll film

    by my liege

    Grammar time.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Thanks Dad, come on everyone lets play!

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:33 a.m. CST

    Why I love David Ickes

    by leo54304

    Icke's basic argument is that humanity was created, and is controlled, by a network of secret societies run by a race of interbreeding bloodlines originating in the Middle and Near East in the ancient world. Icke calls them the "Babylonian Brotherhood." The Illuminati, Round Table, Council on Foreign Relations, Chatham House, the Trilateral Commission, the Bilderberg Group, the IMF, United Nations, the media, military, science, religion, and the Internet are all Brotherhood created and controlled. <br> The Brotherhood is mostly male. Their children are raised from an early age to understand the mission; those who don't are pushed aside. Key Brotherhood bloodlines are the British House of Windsor, the Rothschilds, the Rockefellers, European royalty and aristocracy, and the Eastern establishment families of the United States. The origin of the bloodlines is extra-terrestrial. At the apex of the Brotherhood stands the "Global Elite," the same group identified throughout history as the "Illuminati"; at the top of the Global Elite stand the "Prison Wardens." The goal of the Brotherhood—their "Great Work of Ages," or the "Brotherhood Agenda"—is world domination and a micro-chipped population<br> <br> They started putting chips dogs and cats. People are next. Beware.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:37 a.m. CST

    that sounds accurate leo

    by MacReady452

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:40 a.m. CST

    And lizard people!

    by Bright_Boy

    Golly gosh!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:41 a.m. CST

    Boll is such a bad director, this looks lika a comedy!

    by --- Emperor ---

    How can you not help but feel like this could have been a Uwe Boll "comedy" or "satire" of Auschwitz? Look at his atrocious 'acting', where he is standing beside some door, trying to channel an indifferent soldier. He looks like fucking Benny Hill's younger, uglier brother. And then look at how atrociously bad the rest of the 'film' is shot. I genuinely thought this is another Uwe Boll "satire" -- this time of the holocaust. Hey, is it so hard to believe? None of it looks authentic. It looks like a cheap fucking british comedy sketch. I don't even know "what" it really looks like, because there is nothing to compare it to. The lighting is wrong. The "baby" being burnt looks fake (thus adds to the speculation it could be some sick joke). The people screaming look confused and are acting in such a forced way, you can't help but recall some intentional british comedy sketch -- except this is Uwe Boll, and the guy can neither make a comedy, nor a serious drama. <p> Words fail to describe this mess. Any reasonable human being would have shot something better with a cheap home video camera. The whole thing looks like a piece of shit, and (sad to say this), would work better as a 'comedy' than as drama. And I truly mean this. The film is shot so poorly, it can only be redeemed if it in fact was some sick, twisted 'joke'. <p> Sigh.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:41 a.m. CST

    I was kinda shocked by the whole thing ...

    by Lamerz

    but then I looked over and Kurt Russell was laughing, so I guess it was OK. Seriously, though. Fuck Boll and his tired ass "films". Maybe in 150 years some historian will be so disgusted with the shit Boll put on film that he'll use a newly invented time travel device to go back and take him out before he starts on his rampage of shit.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:53 a.m. CST

    Got it from Wkikpedia

    by leo54304

    Thats only half the stuff this dishes out. Even has DVDs. Ones called: <br> <br> The Reptilian Agenda<br> <br> 3 DVD set for $45 on amazon. Too much for me but tempted to see it.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:54 a.m. CST

    fuck your commercial

    by MacReady452

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:57 a.m. CST

    yeah flick, sure 'part of me wants to get in'

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    get defuck outta here, you ran when toad smacked you around (oh sorry we are pretending you aint subs today right?) you ran when liberal warrior smacked you around, you always pretend you are so disinterested in a flame war, but that is because you are scared of having your ass handed to you yet again, so this pretense of 'i'm so bored, it is always the same thing, after 20 min it is just mad libs' bullshit, just to cover your sniveling ass. you cant stand it when someone beats the living shit out of you and it's only a flame war on an anonymous tb. thin skinned no matter what fake ass name and internet personality you try to wear - that part of you will never change. and mac/six/choppah (yeah we are legion - all in your mind that is) thanks for invite ill be there.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Why do the reptiles still let him live?

    by leo54304

    I mean if he knew all this stuff and I was a reptilian overlord, I'd be like "lets invite to lunch" and have him as the main course.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Whatever, AssTastes.

    by ColonelFatheart

    P.S. Shaq sucks.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Auschwitz via Troma films

    by smudgewhat

    that's what it looks like. cheap. which is a bad idea for such a serious issue.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:05 a.m. CST

    so BSB...racist or super racist?

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Wow is ass_tastes handle for Shaq?

    by rogueleader66

    Wow, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard, a handle named after a one dimensional basketball player who, if it were not for his size, would have amounted to nothing. Oh and his former LA teammate is ten times the player he could ever hope to be.<P>Wow, truly pathetic.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    rogueleader66

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    first of all - you are one of the most pansy assed dicks i have ever encountered on a tb - maybe you should check that your junk is actually male, now i will wait while you get a good cry in...ok, so next of all, Shaq is a top ten Center of all time, an unstoppable rebounding and scoring machine in his prime, a league mvp who has won four rings. and you want to compare him to a rapist? fuck off

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:15 a.m. CST

    so.... i guess im #teamasstastes

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    anyone smart enough to see BSB hatred and racism (and its not just for jews) is someone i can rally behind... lets go kobe

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:15 a.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Why does everyone still have hair in the trailer?

    by choonie

    Oh cause its Uwe Boll

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:32 a.m. CST

    "Evil Lizards" to the tune of "Tears in Heaven"

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    [This one's for you Scar Tit Milk]<BR><BR>I just have to know<BR> Are you a blood drinking lizard?<BR> Either I'm insane<BR> Or you're a blood drinking lizard<BR><BR> I must be strong<BR> And carry on,<BR> 'Cause I fear you've all become<BR> Evil Lizards<BR><BR> Would they bite my hands<BR> If I called them all lizards?<BR> Could I make a stand<BR> If I called them all lizards?<BR><BR> I'll fight my way<BR> And reptiles flay,<BR> 'Cause I know they've all become<BR> Evil Lizards. <BR><BR> Lizards bring you down,<BR> Lizards bite your knees.<BR> Lizards eat your heart,<BR> Have you begging please, begging PLEASE! <BR><BR>Beyond that door, I'll surge through gore,<BR> Though I hope there'll be no more<BR> Evil Lizards. <BR><BR> I just have to know<BR> Are you a blood drinking lizard?<BR> Either I'm insane<BR> Or you're a blood drinking lizard<BR><BR> I must be strong<BR> And carry on,<BR> 'Cause I fear you've all become<BR> Evil Lizards<BR><BR>

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:36 a.m. CST

    I know why ScarJo's Tit Cream isn't here right now.

    by ColonelFatheart

    He's outside my building holding a sign that says, "Google It: U.S. Jewish Billionaires -- They Rule!" <p>(Seriously, there is a guy outside my building holding that sign.)

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Where is JettL to state he worked on this as well?

    by ricarleite2

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    Oh, and Kobe Ass

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    I can only believe that anyone who seriously thinks Flick is an asshole is stupendously idiotic. <BR><BR>But--then--the zealous inanity of your handle already made that clear.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    GAY

    by PRESIDENT BALTAR

    GAY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    PRIDE

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    PRIDE

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Le Vicious Fishus

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    why arent you sucking choppah's left nut now, you pimp him on every tb - i have to think anyone who does that is "stupendously idiotic. " fuck off bitch

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    VANQUISHED

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    VANQUISHED

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    PARADE

    by ColonelFatheart

    PARADE

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    HITLER

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    HITLER

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:47 a.m. CST

    True, Shaq is clearly an all-time great:

    by ColonelFatheart

    I'd go: <p>Russell<p>Chamberlain (I won't argue if you put Wilt above Russell, though.)<p>Abdul-Jabbar<p>Olajuwon<p>Shaq <p>Hell, that puts Shaq in the Top Five. You're underrating him, AssTastes.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:48 a.m. CST

    Wow, Kobe Ass

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Stuperrific comeback. Your gal/guypal (if any) must be one lucky guy/gal.<BR><BR>Seriously, Lord Chop probably gets more pussy than ten men combined. He's a good friend, and I respect the work he's done around here.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Who is this

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    PARADE HITLER I've been hearing so much about?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:51 a.m. CST

    After all, Wilt did lead the league in assists one year.

    by ColonelFatheart

    702, for 8.6 assists per game, in fact. Along with averaging 24.3 points and 23.8 rebounds. Mind boggling.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    PARADE HITLER ... sounds like an album title!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:54 a.m. CST

    Shaq was a dominating player in his prime

    by leo54304

    But when he won the titles, it was in a secondary role. He was not the main man. <bR> <br> Remember when the Rockets beat the Magic 4-0 to win the title?<br> Olajuwon outscored O'Neal in every game, scoring more than 30 points in each and raising his regular-season rate by five while O'Neal's production dropped by one.Olajuwon was again named Finals MVP. He averaged 10.3 rebounds, 2.81 blocks and 33 points per game on .531 shooting in the 1995 Playoffs

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:54 a.m. CST

    ColonelFatheart

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    my estimation of you has gone up slightly - my estimation of fishus goes down with his every post, pimping an unimaginative troll who cuts and pastes others work, and who is more than likely two people using same handle to get some attention that they can not get elsewhere - yeah

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:56 a.m. CST

    Wagner.

    by The Dark Shite

    Top of The Hitler Parade.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    leo54304

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    Shaq was the main man in LA's first two titles with kobe. Olajuwon schooled a young Shaq - no shame in that

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    I luv a parade, is everybody happy? Hitler

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:58 a.m. CST

    VANQUISHED PARADE HITLER

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    An unpublished manuscript by M. J. Tipmelck. <BR><BR>Foreword by David Ickes.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:58 a.m. CST

    As for today's centers, boy, what a weak field.

    by ColonelFatheart

    It's Dwight Howard and then everybody else. If Bynum can ever stay healthy for at least 70 games a year, he may enter the conversation, and while I love Noah's ferocity (Bulls, baby!), he's ultimately just a stronger Marcus Camby (who was pretty damned good once he got healthy and learned his role). <p>Oh yeah, there's still Duncan. But he's a "power forward," right? What baloney. But, hey, if he wants to be known as one, that's what I'll call him.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, noon CST

    Olajuwon schooled a lot folks.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Particularly, and most enjoyably, David Robinson. (I shouldn't say that. The Admiral is a friendly guy. He once said hi to me without me even approaching him.)

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    Disagree Kobe on Shaqs role in LA

    by leo54304

    Shaq was the secondary choice of the offense. It was Kobes show to me. Could be wrong but thats the way I saw it<br> <br> My Rockets comparison was that when Shaq had to go against an equally great center, he lost. Not only did his team get swept but Olajuwon stats increased. Meaning Shaqs best ability to defend with big body couldn't cut it and his lack of speed and defense skills were exposed.<br> <br> I respect Shaq but in the big games, I think he falls short. Just like Karl Malone.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    And I love Karl Malone

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    do i see my buddy nappy parks?

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:04 p.m. CST

    All that said, I think Shaq is a perfect fit for the C's.

    by ColonelFatheart

    He fits right into their scheme and style. They'll be a tough out in the playoffs. I hope they cream the Heat.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:05 p.m. CST

    Kobe-Ass

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    IMO, you're the worst kind of TBer:<BR><BR>judgmental, hyperbolic, humorless and generally dull witted.<BR><BR>You tend to take it all SO seriously. And that's why practically everyone dislikes you. Chill out, man.<BR><BR>P.S. Your guess about multiple handles is incorrect. I have neither the time nor the inclination to play those kinds of games. <BR><BR>P.P.S. Never forget, Kobe Ass--"you are beautiful, no matter WHAT they say."

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:05 p.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:08 p.m. CST

    Fish is on the up and up.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:11 p.m. CST

    Celtics v Heat. Can't wait

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:13 p.m. CST

    See those trailers for Let Me In at the top?

    by leo54304

    Doesn't LOOK bad but I know too much about the movie for it to be any fun. Hope I'm wrong.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    nm... now i think fishus is macfaux!

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST

    yourSTEPDADDY

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    ?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Whats that smell? Is something burning in the oven?

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Who me?

    by MacReady452

    nah. Fishy is way more intelligent than i am. He has a style all his own. I'm more of a pee pee, poo poo guy.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:18 p.m. CST

    nm... now i think fishus is macfaux!

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:18 p.m. CST

    And I'm more of a plop plop fizz fizz kinda guy.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Oh, the agita!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:20 p.m. CST

    Maybe we ARE the same person, Mac!

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Quick--<BR><BR>Do you look like this guy?<BR><BR>http://tinyurl.com/252hko8 <BR><BR>If you do, we're probably the same person.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:20 p.m. CST

    no a tber named macFAUX macready

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    and fishus i say that because only you two have ever rewrote music for other tbers or tb topics.... its ok

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:20 p.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:22 p.m. CST

    I like writing song parodies...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    I guess because I'm in touch with my inner gay man.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:26 p.m. CST

    I know the truth! Fishus is actually ...

    by ColonelFatheart

    ...<br><br><br>..."Weird Al" Yankovic!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:29 p.m. CST

    maybe in the nose dept

    by MacReady452

    but Coopers lips are much fuller than mine. Close though. Maybe we are the same.<p>Thanks for clarification Daddy. There isn't really any similarities between Fishy and me.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:31 p.m. CST

    Christ, Colonel

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    That's seriously the nicest thing anyone has said about me in a long time. <BR><BR>Being Weird Al was one of my teenage dreams back in the day.<BR><BR>Thanks for making my day!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:32 p.m. CST

    Prost, Fish!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:32 p.m. CST

    "Dare to be Stupid" is the theme of this TalkBack.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:33 p.m. CST

    Wow, this TB wouldn't be 1/5th as long without the anti-semites!

    by Snake Foreskin

    Thank God for Bringing Auschwitz Back and the other raging Jew haters!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:34 p.m. CST

    macready dont call me daddy

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    only your mom can... you shall refer to me by my correct name STEPDADDY or STD lol

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:36 p.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:37 p.m. CST

    Will we get the 3-D treatment?

    by canvasseamonkey

    you know he is pondering it

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Metahuman_Slayer

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    When you get home from school later today, and after you've had your milk and cookies, share some more of the theories you learned in school with everyone.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    well

    by MacReady452

    we will never be a family at this rate, and it won't be because of MY lack of effort.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    When Shaq says "Take it to the hole"

    by leo54304

    We know what he's talking about. So too did Kobe. <br> <br> Not the TBer, the player. Duhhh

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    No longer shootin' blanks Mac? Good for you

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:01 p.m. CST

    If the Rock was a nazi

    by leo54304

    It'd bring new meaning to the phrase<br> <br> Can you smelllll what the Rock is cooking?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:01 p.m. CST

    If the Rock was a nazi

    by leo54304

    It'd bring new meaning to the phrase<br> <br> Can you smelllll what the Rock is cooking?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Yes, this movie will probably suck

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    But I'll watch anything with a shower scene.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    And lots of naked chicks to boot!!

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:31 p.m. CST

    awwww I hurt Kobe's widdle feelings

    by rogueleader66

    Because I picked on his boyfriend shaq. Funny how the guy he hates is in his handle, not the guy he jerks off to nightly. That makes you a real gayboy pal. Ha ha ha ha. <P>Shaq won 3 titles in LA...because of Kobe, he also won 1 in Miami, because of Dwayne Wade. When was the last time he made a foul shot? When was the last time he made a shot OUTSIDE the paint? Sure he won scoring titles, because he is built like a fucking tank, and no one can contain him. That's as far as his skill goes. He is a one dimensional player, yea a dominating one, but one dimensional. Now he keeps bouncing from team to team, not accomplishing anything. Kobe won the title..ummm....last season, his FIFTH by the way.<P>Oh and the fact that this asswipe is crying about comparing Shaq to a rapist is just sooooooo pathetic. Were talking about accomplishments in the game asshole, of which kobe has accomplished MORE, and will probably continue to do so, whereas Shaq is basically a for rent player who will most likely not win another championship and if he does, it sure aint gonna be because of him.<P>Kobe may indeed be a rapist, and I do not condone such horrible acts. The guy may be a dick, but thats in his personal life. Professionally he is more than Shaq could ever hope to be.<P>But hey, he was a super hero!!! I bet you ass_tastes has 10 copies of Steel on DVD and goes to sleep with it every night and then wakes up and watches Kazzam...maybe if Shaq wasn't so busy all those years ago trying to be a fucking actor and a rapper, he might have won more titles. <P>The funny thing about all of this is, I am not even a huge basketball fan. But I know enough to know that Shaq aint never won a thing without help from someone. <P>Let the flaming begin ass_tastes, you are a sad pathetic child.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Choppah = Pussy

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Trolls aren't liked homo. I don't come in like the fuckin Fonz. I come to spread hate and your asshole. I don't need to threaten you like Conti. Conti wanted to "fight" me. You ...yer just a joke of a little boy. Punked

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Um, sure...Hitler was a Jew....

    by DoctorWho?

    ...because they tracked down saliva samples from his "relatives"? Yep, case closed. And this, of course nullifies the holocaust because dude had some matching chromosomes.<p> This site has been devolving for quite some time now in both content and caliber of TBer's. It's why I rarely weigh in on shit anymore. <p> And BSB, I do recall your passive acceptance of the "misunderstood" Ahmadinejad back in the day. When all hell broke loose in Iran it became chic for you to bash the guy for the nutjob that he is/was. Nice timing bro. But hey, now it all makes sense...he has JEW blood in them there veins of his! No wonder.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:42 p.m. CST

    "Never Forget" - How can we, Jews always remind us.

    by Professor_Monster

    How else can they keep the media and world bank in their pocket - gotta make sure no one can say anything bad about them.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:45 p.m. CST

    MJ's Corpse

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    IMO, you're the worst kind of TBer: <BR><BR> judgmental, hyperbolic, humorless and generally dull witted. <BR><BR> You tend to take it all SO seriously. And that's why everyone dislikes you. Chill out, man. <BR><BR> P.S. Never forget, MJ--"you are beautiful, no matter WHAT they say."

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Interesting...important...

    by ArekG

    You can like or hate Uwe Boll's films, but it's good to hear that someone is brave enough to bring this subject to the screen... The Nazi death camps are the most evil chapter in the history of mankind... The industrial factories of death... It's totally understand that this teaser is shocking..it should be...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:56 p.m. CST

    Hahaha, Fishus!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Le Vicious Fishus

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    as I said before....I'm here to spread hate and intolerance. Not a talkbacker....just an evil troll.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    All this tb'ing and I bet I'm still the only one who's seen Tunn

    by darthSaul666

    Wow all this for an Uwe Boll film..... LOL<p>

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Hilter was from Mars, Boll is from Uranus

    by Dr Gregory House

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    MJ's Corpse

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    I gotcha. You're playing a role. <BR><BR>Understood. Carry on.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    House

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Speak for yer own anus!<BR><BR>["rim"shot]<BR><BR>I gotta million of 'em!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    Armageddon worst movie ever?

    by Kaitain

    It's not even in the same league as Highlander 2 imo. <p> But it *is* fucking awful.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Kentucky Colonel

    by Kaitain

    "This stuff actually happened. Unemployed, war weary and economically deprived people rallied around a loudmouth bigot with promises of "Restoring Honor" to their country. Those who do not learn from history...." <p> Wait, did Bill O'Reilly make an announcement or something?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:10 p.m. CST

    That'd be a nasty double feature kaitain

    by leo54304

    Watched Armageddon in the theater. Spent the whole time squirming like I had a bad case of hemmoroids. It was that painful.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:17 p.m. CST

    The difference, I find

    by Kaitain

    ...is that Armageddon is staggeringly bland, inane and stupid, but Highlander 2 is jaw-droppingly, batshit, crack-smoking crazy. <p> I can at least imagine how Armageddon got greenlit, even if the script contained no artistic ambition whatsoever. But who the FUCK read the script for H2, thought, "Yep, that's the one for us!" and wrote the cheque? As a sequel, it makes zero sense. None. It's a story about some wacky new characters, two of whom share names with two characters in the first, unrelated story.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:20 p.m. CST

    The worst movie I ever saw was Howard the Duck

    by RPLocke

    total shit.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    Bet Connery was thinking:

    by leo54304

    Well, what the fuck, why not? As long as the check don't bounce I'm in. <br> <br> Lambert was like: yes, yes I'll take it. I just need to work!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    armaggedon was good

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    worst movie either gijoe (which harry "loved"), disaster movie, or obsessed (with beyonce)

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:33 p.m. CST

    My fanslove me cause I troll like a champ

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    not cause that is what I strive for you fucking moron. I sit atop the tower of vanquished hacks like you and the masses worship at my alter. <p>The best is the lamentation of the women though.<p>CHOPPED

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:39 p.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST

    Yeah, OBSESSED wasn't even good from a guilty

    by ColonelFatheart

    pleasure P.O.V. The only one who "got it," that it was supposed to be melodramatic, over-the-top nonsense, was Ali Larter. Poor Stringer Bell looked lost, and Beyonce CANNOT FUCKING ACT.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Nonsense Colonel

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Beyonce ACTS like JayZ is attractive.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Cause it's been a while...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    [opening riff to DFTR begins]<BR><BR>Talkback times have come<BR> Here but now they're gone<BR> Users all fear the Choppah! So do Harry, Massy and Capone...<BR> They can't be like He is...<BR> All you babies...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> You know he'll never be banned... <BR>you'll fear the Choppah! <BR>The Choppah never will die... <BR>you'll fear the Choppah! <BR> Babies he's a MAN... <BR><BR> Ain't It Cool is done<BR> Here but now it's gone<BR> Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> Left together for a better job...<BR> Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> 40,000 fewer hits everyday<BR> ...Like Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> 40,000 fewer hits everyday...<BR> See these crappy articles...<BR> Another 40,000 leaving everyday...<BR> We can't be like He is!<BR> All you babies...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> Better give him a hand...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> The Choppah never will die... you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> Babies, he's a MAN<BR><BR> SCOTTPILGRIMFAN's done<BR> Here but now he's gone<BR> Came the last night of talkback<BR> And it was clear that you couldn't go on<BR> When the site was open and His Name appeared<BR> The shitty ads shimmered then disappeared<BR> The talkbackers shivered when HE appeared...<BR> saying "YOU'RE ALL AFRAID!"<BR> All you babies...and you quaked in fear!<BR> You all ran from him...<BR> and you don't know why!<BR> You shit your britches and cry and cry!<BR> You can't become like CHOP is!<BR> You've been pwned by mighty hands...<BR> You can't become like CHOP is!<BR> You're all babies..who fear <BR><RB><RB><BR><BR><B><BR><R><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><B><B><BR>THE_CHOPPAH!!!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    CHOPPAH you smell clean, you just a shower?

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST

    I mean, I can see how someone could think JayZ is hot.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    If frogfaces are your thing.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Leo, there aint nothing wrong with being dirty.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    But I needed a shower to refresh my senses. CHOPPING is dirty work yo.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:05 p.m. CST

    A CHOPPAH gotta do, what a CHOPPAH gotta do

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:08 p.m. CST

    Jay Z and Beyonce are todays

    by leo54304

    Rick Ocasek and Paulina Poizkova or Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts. Not quite the same but you get my drift.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:09 p.m. CST

    Uwe Boll > Eli Roth

    by Atticus Finch

    Easily.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Choppah.. just to let you know

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Carradine was in Thailand when he died. So it probably wasn't a Filipino(spelled with an F by the way) that was there with him, although the skin color was probably similar, ignorant bitch. Also, spelled with an F is Fuckhead, MutherFucker, DumbFuck.. but you probably know all those already.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:12 p.m. CST

    Sicuv Uyal, just to let YOU know:

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    I served proudly in Vietnam and fought many a Phillipino. I think I know what I am talkin about.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:12 p.m. CST

    Jesus, bunch of 12 year olds in here...

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Is this like a virtual elementary playground for all you losers to vent in?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:14 p.m. CST

    I dont need to vent, Sicuv.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    I CHOP. <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Youve been...Youve been...CHOPPAHstruck!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:15 p.m. CST

    Actually whats better: CHOPPAHstruck or

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    ThunderCHOPPED?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:16 p.m. CST

    You're a funny guy, Choppah

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Is that the videogame you play in your mom's basement?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:18 p.m. CST

    The Choppah is a SUPERSTAR....

    by Sicuv Uyall

    in the aint it cool talkback. bask in the fucking glory. chop away.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:18 p.m. CST

    what about unemployment-struck

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:23 p.m. CST

    Ha cha cha!

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Now we're cooking with FIRE!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:23 p.m. CST

    How about Pay-chopped?

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Paycheck-choppah? Choppa-quidick. M.Night Choppahlan. Job-choppah. West Coast Choppah. Savings account choppah. How about Penis-Chopped!!!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:26 p.m. CST

    P.S. "ThunderCHOPPED" is better.

    by Le Vicious Fishus

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:27 p.m. CST

    Dirty deeds done CHOPPAH cheap

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:29 p.m. CST

    You're bunch of douchebags.

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:31 p.m. CST

    Hey Uyall...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Do you speakee the engrish?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST

    With a sense of humor, thank you

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:33 p.m. CST

    For those about to CHOP

    by Bright_Boy

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    MJ...

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    MJ was/is the jock in high school that the popular kids feared/looked up to. Maybe the star quarterback. He had it all. Sometimes he would push a geek in the hall, or give him a wedgie. <P> Then the jock went to college, couldn't hack it, moved back home. He got a job at McDonald's, and to make himself feel as important as we was in high school, he pulls out his football jersey and wears it around the house. He puts the big senior game VHS on his TV and constantly has it running in the background. He has "the song" he and his high school sweetheart humped to on constant repeat on the cd player, tears running down his cheek as he holds the game ball. In his bedroom, while his mom is making dinner, he is still the popular high school quarterback. <P> But in the real world, in Choppah's world, he makes fries at McDonald's. <P> That's how I envision MJ.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    And then I envision Sicu Uyall

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    as a Marilyn Manson wannabe. <P> Plus he's the only male worker at Hot Topic. You go, girl!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST

    DOUCHES!

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Further Thoughts on Uwe Boll's Auschwitz

    by abovetheline

    I was rightfully put off by the trailer for Uwe Boll's 2011 film, Auschwitz but equally compelled to write about it. I don't usually write reviews for films I haven't seen, let alone for trailers to films I haven't seen, but this one seemed like a good place to start such a practice. I'd like to invite aintitcool.com and the community here over to Above the Line: Practical Movie Reviews for further thoughts on Boll's film. Cheers-> Rory http://dld.bz/uX95

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:31 p.m. CST

    This is just about the worst thing ever conceived...

    by SonicRiver

    even worse than Serbian Film

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:39 p.m. CST

    abovetheline: Spam elsewhere, turdling.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>YOU'VE BEEN THUNDERCHOPPED!!!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:55 p.m. CST

    why cant we live in a tb where

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    choppah and mj are allies? the real enemy is Harry! lets unite to make him forever poor!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:56 p.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 6:13 p.m. CST

    I know what I'm doing on date night

    by edwardpenishands

    Maybe thats why I single. Naked dead jews, whats not to love. I already beat off to the trailer five times.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 6:25 p.m. CST

    How do you know Im not MJ, stepdaddy???

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    THE_CHOPPAH knows................

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 6:56 p.m. CST

    Jehovahs_Witness

    by IKilledSuperman

    I do love cookies, thx for reminding me I have to add them to my shopping list. And how do you know I teach? What theories? That stuff I wrote/pasted from a paper by a Professor Emeritus of Zoology at Harvard University? I know, I know,it does bother white supremacists...and ignorant dumbnuts who (analytically) think using an existing organizations designation as a screen-name leads to the same conclusion as using a fantasy name, LOL. Idiot.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    And the Academy Award for Best Pic goes too

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    "BSB MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL"

    by BringingSexyBack

    - Kobe

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST

    My Grandfather died in Auschwitz

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    He got drunk one night and fell out of the guard tower. <p> But seriously this movie is in very bad taste Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    Anne Frankly

    by IKilledSuperman

    LOL LOL LOL

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Holy Shit

    by LaserPants

    That looks REALLY fucked up. I can't wait to see it. I think this might be it, gentlemen, I think this might be the End of Cinema.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    It's the film Schindler could have been..!

    by workshed

    Instead of pussying out like Spielberg did Uwe goes all the way.! Is this adapted from the book 'Auschwitz' by Miklos Nyiszli..? Probably not as I doubt Mr.Boll has mastered that particular skill.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    choppah, because i dont consider you a loser

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:31 p.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    choppah, because i dont consider you a loser

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    sure you troll, but hopefully not under lutiple handles

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Kinda Reminds Me Of MEN BEHIND THE SUN

    by LaserPants

    Which was awful, but also kindof awesome and terrifying.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Kevin Costners Piss

    by Kizeesh

    damn you, that's my joke!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:34 p.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:36 p.m. CST

    i gotta stop postin in crowded tbs

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    so many sent blank posts... sorry guys and scunts

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:37 p.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:37 p.m. CST

    Does BSB actually work?

    by SonicRiver

    Or is he a doll bludger?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:39 p.m. CST

    bsb is a nazi lovin, Jew hating, muslim fucking bitch

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    aint ya?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:39 p.m. CST

    School's Out.....hey, Metahuman_slayer

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    Wow, you quoted some dude from Harvard? That's impressive...when you steal opinions, you steal from the best, huh? Very impressive. Anyone else you're stealing ideas from currently at the moment? <p> And you're a teacher, too? Wow, hats off, dude...hats off. That kindergarten bunch has got to be a handful. Have a fruit roll-up on me.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:04 p.m. CST

    yourSTEPDADDY

    by BurnHollywood

    "sure you troll, but hopefully not under lutiple handles"<p> I've never known a junior level troll who didn't think he was doing something simply BRILLIANT! by utilizing sock puppets...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST

    I can quote a bloke from Harvard..

    by The Dark Shite

    "Get the fuck out of here, or I'll call the police."<p> I taught Kindergarten, many moons ago. AND special needs classes. If I had my way, I'd have put the little fuckers in a bag & drowned them all. Cunts.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST

    Kevin Costner, the grandfather/holocaust joke

    by leo54304

    Was done on the Machete TB the other night. A few of us were doing Hitler as basketball player type jokes and someone did that one. As well as the gas joke. <br> <br> Still damned funny though.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:15 p.m. CST

    It's an oldie but a goldie

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? <p> As many as there are seats available of course.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:20 p.m. CST

    KOBE: "MUSLIM FUCKING BITCH"

    by BringingSexyBack

    I take offense to that. Not one Muslim has posted in this TB and yet you feel the need bash them, without cause or reason. You, who takes offense to anything said about Jews, have zero regard for anyone else's sensitivities. It is the height of hypocrisy. If I were Jewish, like Adolf Hitler and Mahmoud Sabourian Ahmedinejad, I would've left the tribe in great disgust too.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:24 p.m. CST

    I like Muslims.

    by The Dark Shite

    It's easy. Stick it in a bowl, add some milk & enjoy. <p> Kellogs Muslims is my favourite.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    YOU KNOW WHAT'S HYSTERICAL?

    by BringingSexyBack

    There's a high probability Kobe is related to Adolf Hitler. LOL

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    I have some Jews and Muslims in my family tree

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    I can see them gently swinging in the breeze as I look out my window right now.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    bsb - people of islamic faith are called Muslims

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    there are over a billion muslims on the planet, that means muslims are doing some serious fucking, you are a bitch who professes love of all muslims, therefore you are a muslim fucking bitch - so where is the hypocrisy? <p> bitch

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    WHAT A MEALY-MOUTHED RESPONSE

    by BringingSexyBack

    You wanna rewrite that so it makes sense?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:31 p.m. CST

    I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU A JEW FUCKING BITCH THEN

    by BringingSexyBack

    Using your logic. Amirite?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:34 p.m. CST

    I PREFER KASHI MUSLIM MIX

    by BringingSexyBack

    7 whole Ahmeds on a mission.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:38 p.m. CST

    SABOURIAN IN HEBEW MEANS "CLOTH WEAVER"

    by BringingSexyBack

    Hitler in Hebrew means "Painter of Light"

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:40 p.m. CST

    THAT'S ALL YOU GOT, KOBE? 2 POSTS?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Chopped.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:44 p.m. CST

    ...see? I knew this TB had potential...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I was really kinda surprised when it didn't explode right away yesterday.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:44 p.m. CST

    Genes are wonky as fuck

    by The Dark Shite

    Where I come from, up in the cold, dark reaches of the very north of England, there was a test done on a town a few miles away (I think it was Carlisle). <p> Scientists took spit samples & found that a large number of the local population were direct descendants of Genghis Khan. Not too surprising, you might say, given that he had billions of kids. <p> But this is a town with possibly some of the whitest looking people you could ever meet. The kind of town where suspicious looking guys hang out on street corners in long coats & as you walk by they say "Psst..wanna buy some top grade cabbage?".

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    When I see a woman in a Burkha

    by The Dark Shite

    I hum the Darth Vader tune. Can't help it.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    ...SexyBack, My_Ass has been busy at the other...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...place all day. It's been quite a show.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    SCIENTISTS EXAMINED KOBE'S SALIVA

    by BringingSexyBack

    and found a high incidence of halitosis.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    SCIENTISTS EXAMINED KOBE'S SALIVA

    by BringingSexyBack

    and found traces of Abe Foxman's cum.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:51 p.m. CST

    FLICKA - YOU MEAN ANOTHER TALKBACK?

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    ...yeah, he's been complaining that he couldn't...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...find you.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    FLICKA

    by BringingSexyBack

    Well, he didn't last long. It was like chopping a twig. Shame, I had time to kill before Top Chef, too. They're going to Singapore - if Angelo doesn't choke he should nail this episode.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    ...I'm a PROJECT RUNWAY man, myself.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST

    "PROJECT RUNWAY man"

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    Kobe will have a field day with that.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    Amateur Hour

    by Surround Sound

    So Uwe got a bunch of half-naked people to scream and act scared...while burning obviously fake looking rubber dolls in a furnace. The 80s WWII TV mini series was more disturbing than this.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    ...yeah, I'm not really worried about it.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:39 p.m. CST

    Can't wait to save this to my queue

    by canvasseamonkey

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:22 p.m. CST

    Thats gold Kevin, just gold

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:24 p.m. CST

    Kevin, you have a dark sense of humor and I LIKE IT

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:29 p.m. CST

    @BringingSexyBack

    by torontoxic

    Your source link is bullshit. They tested 40 living relatives of Hitler? <P> There aren't 40 living relatives. <P> The supposed genetic evidence was laughed at immediately. NY daily news is a faux news rag that prints lies and retracts them after. But people never seem to see those. <P> http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2010/08/hitlers-jewish-genes/ <P> There ya go.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:46 p.m. CST

    SUPERMARCH

    by BringingSexyBack

    They tested 39 of his relatives. <P> A blog post is not a news source. You fail. <P> Here are real news articles. 68 of them. Knock yourself out. <P> http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&cf=all&ned=us&cf=all&ncl=dmmOXCWUtU9g7HMC37rZtkYsdiIWM <P> Chopped.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:48 p.m. CST

    WE WON'T BE SEEING DOCPAZ ANYTIME SOON

    by BringingSexyBack

    But that was a nice stroll down memory lane.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:54 p.m. CST

    Jehovahs_Witness

    by IKilledSuperman

    So, quoting someone is stealing, and saying that you teach makes you a teacher (Well, ok, it sort of does, LOL)? Now that´s analytical thinking LMAO. You´re just a dumb troll nazi.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:57 p.m. CST

    Seriously

    by IKilledSuperman

    quoting<>stealing bwahaha man are you dumb and incapable of argumentation..

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:06 p.m. CST

    Fuck! Don't break KOBE's rules

    by STLost

    or there will be hell to pay! <P> Thppppt. <P>

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:08 p.m. CST

    consequences will never be the same!

    by STLost

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:12 p.m. CST

    your damn right

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    and bsb, go suck a kosher dick, there is that better than telling you to suck a muslim dick? what if i said go suck a baby goats dick, would that make you feel even better? you racist bitch. ill check back in tomorrow, course you will have posted all night long and said jack shit in the process

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:17 p.m. CST

    I'M EMBARASSED FOR YOU KOBE

    by BringingSexyBack

    You're an impudent child. Nothing more. Saying jack shit is your forte. You're an embarassment to your race, to your family, and to the act of talkbacking. <P> Chopped.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:17 p.m. CST

    good night Kobe

    by STLost

    I'm glad you taught us about the line in the sand and not to cross it and break your rules and feel the effects of all of your consequences for breaking said rules.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    heh, BSB getting in on the act

    by STLost

    Chopping some Kobe beef!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    WHAT'S KOBE'S RULE?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Don't bother him with facts?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:19 p.m. CST

    CHOPPED

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:20 p.m. CST

    BSB...something like that...

    by STLost

    and not saying his name three times, and not stepping on his name or breaking his mother's back. <P> Oh and don't talk shit about him. Because then he goes apeshit on you and consequences will never be the same.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    AT THIS POINT THE KOBE'S BEEN THROUGH THE GRINDER

    by BringingSexyBack

    He's an unrecognizable mess. Judging from his posts.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    BSB...by the way..

    by STLost

    I mentioned in another talkback, don't know if you saw it (it was a week or so ago). I finally saw (500) DAYS OF SUMMER. I really liked that movie!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    STLOST - I DIDN'T CATCH THAT POST BUT THAT'S AWESOME

    by BringingSexyBack

    Isn't it great? So different from any other movie, so well paced and acted, and the music and score were perfect. Glad you enjoyed it.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:26 p.m. CST

    (500) DAYS OF KOBE

    by BringingSexyBack

    Kobe: "So ... you're married." <P> Summer: "Yeah. Crazy, huh?" <P> Kobe: "Please tell me he's not Muslim. Please tell me that."

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:26 p.m. CST

    My wifedidn't enjoy it...

    by STLost

    because it didn't end like a normal rom-com. JGL was supposed to end up with Zooey. <P> I think that's what makes it so great. It's a totally different kind of boy loves girl movie.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    KOBE BORROWED MY KOR'AN

    by BringingSexyBack

    Now I know why.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST

    YES!

    by STLost

    I was hoping for KOBE themed one! That made my night.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:30 p.m. CST

    STLOST

    by BringingSexyBack

    Not your average rom-com at all. The ending was so poignant, so true to life. That's what hit me most about it. There was an ending, and a new beginning. We've all had those before in relationships. The pain and the renewal. Sorry your wife didn't like it, but truth to tell I think it was tailor made for guys. It speaks to men, that's what I think.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    muslims would love that movie

    by DioxholsterReturns

    they always love seeing jews in pain even if they think it didnt happen.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:33 p.m. CST

    DOCPAZUZU

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    PM.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:35 p.m. CST

    DOC HAS PMS?

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:36 p.m. CST

    Maybe SJBM will accidentally...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...light himself on fire with charcoal lighter fluid and provide much needed bigot tinder.<P>Too much?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:37 p.m. CST

    BSB....exactly..

    by STLost

    almost like a girl movie for men. <P> I smiled when the girl at the end told JGL her name.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:38 p.m. CST

    I THINK IT'S WRONG TO BURN THE KORAN

    by BringingSexyBack

    I also think it's wrong to build a mosque at Ground Zero. Respect is a two-way street.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:39 p.m. CST

    maybe all religions should just

    by STLost

    mind their own businesses and let everyone worship their own thing, and we wouldn't have these problems.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:39 p.m. CST

    STLOST

    by BringingSexyBack

    That scene stunned me. It was so uplifting, especially going through Tom's depression stage with him. Yes, it was nice he had a resolution, a closure with Summer. But that final scene just made you feel happy.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:40 p.m. CST

    i agree bsb

    by STLost

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:44 p.m. CST

    plus gotta love the musical scene..

    by STLost

    after there first time "together"...loved it! <P> And cutting back and forth between the 500 days was really a cool idea, and worked perfectly.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:46 p.m. CST

    THAT WAS CLASSIC - ESPECIALLY THE HAN SOLO CAMEO

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    HAHAHAH yeah Han Solo!

    by STLost

    I laughed and my wife had the "WTF you are so gay" look on her face.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    If Al Qaeda were building the Cordoba center...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...2 or 3 blocks away from Ground Zero, I'd be against it. That would be disrespectful.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:49 p.m. CST

    ok, time for bed...

    by STLost

    night BSB.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:52 p.m. CST

    Jews make the BEST fucking Pastrami...

    by conspiracy

    I just had a beautiful fucking sandwich this last weekend at Canters in Los Angeles. But...2 fucking sandwiches, a plate of Onions rings, a scoop of Potato Salad, a fucking Coke and a Glass of water came to...ready...$42.75 not counting the fucking tip. I know the Jewish Delis are pricey..but that is fuckin ridicules</p><p>Now..I'm a rabid capitalist...and not anti-semitic, but $42 fucking dollars for 2 Pastrami sandwiches? By the time I paid the bill I felt I had been herded into the showers and dosed with Zyklon-B. If I see Canters owner in a car accident..I'll still call the ambulance...but I'm pocketing any gold teeth I find lying about.</p><p>Pastrami rant over...carry on with the hate my friends...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST

    BYE STLOST

    by BringingSexyBack

    Thanks for the (500) convo

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:54 p.m. CST

    i actually dont think its wrong to build mosque in ground zero

    by DioxholsterReturns

    thats like telling a sexual predator, hey we dont mind you living somewhere, just dont live in our neighborhood, okay? ----- Emphasis on "Sexual Predator". telling them no, basically is sending them a subtle message that we know what all of them really are, a bunch of terrorist wannabes. and that is just rude. RUDE! now i think its time to invade another "terrorist" country to cleanse the earth and whatnot.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:54 p.m. CST

    TO BE FAIR, $35 OF THAT GOES TO THE ELDERS OF ZION

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:56 p.m. CST

    CONSPIRACY - THAT'S THE GOYIM PRICE

    by BringingSexyBack

    Next time throw out a Shalom and you get the discount price.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:57 p.m. CST

    IF THAT DOESN'T DRAW KOBE OUT NOTHING WILL

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:57 p.m. CST

    conspiracy

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Sounds like what I paid for a chicken breast sandwich at the Waldorf Astoria. Fucking hell!<P>I would have ordered the Waldorf Salad...but they were all out of Waldorf.<P>Ba-da Bing!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST

    YOU'RE IN L.A. AND EATING PASTRAMI?

    by BringingSexyBack

    You probably have the best bulgogi around. Go get some.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:59 p.m. CST

    MMMM.... BREAST

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:59 p.m. CST

    Hey..there is nothing wrong with Islam, Christianity, or Judaism

    by conspiracy

    In fact at their core they all basically promote the same selfless lifestyle and peace, not surprising as they all come from the same wellspring.</p><p>No...the problem lies with the looney, self righteous, close minded fucks that follow those religions.</p><p>Me...I worship at 3599 Cahuenga Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90068. Come on down and enjoy the Services.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 12:01 a.m. CST

    BSB...We spent 2 hours at Road to Seoul...

    by conspiracy

    Korean All you can eat BBQ $16.95. Topped it with a full liter of Hite.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 12:01 a.m. CST

    JEWS GO APESHIT WHEN YOU PUT MAYO ON PASTRAMI

    by BringingSexyBack

    Like there aren't more serious things to go apeshit over.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 12:04 a.m. CST

    PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S NOT THE SCIENTOLOGY CENTER

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 12:06 a.m. CST

    TOO BAD MY WIFE'S A VEGAN ...

    by BringingSexyBack

    I might have to get a 2nd carnivore wife and check that BBQ out.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 12:06 a.m. CST

    KOBE'S PROBABLY WATCHING INGLOURIOUS BASTARDS AND DEFIANCE

    by BringingSexyBack

    to get his courage up to post. LOL what a pansy.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 12:08 a.m. CST

    Uwe Boll will be lucky

    by Teddy Artery

    to see another year with his vile trash committed to film. As for the rest of us, we are the unlucky.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 12:09 a.m. CST

    BSB...no Mayo in sight at Kanters.

    by conspiracy

    But there is another deli that serves a Pastrami on Rye with a mound of Slaw and swiss on top; but those putz want $14.75 for that one...making Canters the discount Pastrami stop. Still...the LA Pastrami pricing is a conspiracy...insane...they play us like real schnooks.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 12:13 a.m. CST

    Scientology? Fuck no..I can't afford to pray there..

    by conspiracy

    If I'm bitching about a $42 bill at Canters imagine the fucking rant I'd have having to pay $15,000 to get my thetans cleared out. Fuck L.Ron...worse religion out there, $50K-100K to get "saved". At least Muslims give you the TNT and a guaranteed 72 virgins for free.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 12:14 a.m. CST

    THAT SANDWICH BETTER BE A FOOT AND A HALF TALL

    by BringingSexyBack

    and come with a free blowjob.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 12:20 a.m. CST

    I saw a Vegan asking a girl at a Japanese Food Court Stand

    by conspiracy

    if they had any "Vegan" Ramen broth; she looked at him like he was a fucking leper and pointed towards the prepared salads at in the adjacent market.</p><p>Asking the Japanese for Vegan anything is like asking a Halal Butcher for his best cut of Pork...ya just don't go there. Had to laugh..knowing the Japanese his salad dressing was probably made out of the juice of a fresh Dolphin bladder.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 12:22 a.m. CST

    damn all this Auschwitz/jew/pastrami talk...now I'm fucking hung

    by conspiracy

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST

    Thats right..fucking "Hung"..and Hungry.

    by conspiracy

    But not for anything hung.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 12:24 a.m. CST

    BEING VEGAN MEANS RARELY HAVING A GOOD TIME OUT

    by BringingSexyBack

    Unfortunately it's true. Food options are not great. Worse when you're traveling. But I admire my wife for sticking with it. She's doing awesome. I've fallen off the wagon myself but still I gotta support her on nights out.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 12:28 a.m. CST

    GOTTA GO, CONSPIRACY

    by BringingSexyBack

    Enjoy your snack.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 12:58 a.m. CST

    Stargate Universe --- EPIC SEASON 2 BEGINS ON SEPT. 28 !!!!!!!

    by DioxholsterReturns

    cant wait to see what happens. on Tuesdays people! its so good that they moved it from fridays to tuesdays.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 1:12 a.m. CST

    same 3 guys posting over and over the last 170 posts

    by Tigger Tales

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 1:22 a.m. CST

    So very tired.

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 1:25 a.m. CST

    those fucking retards talking about sandwiches...

    by DioxholsterReturns

    ...i felt the only way to stop them is by mentioning SGU. better than the shit they talk about

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 1:51 a.m. CST

    yeah this is "Cool" news and what timing too

    by Stalkeye

    when you consider it's Roshashannahananana. What do you expect from Uwe Bollshit anyways? he's the Ed Wood of krauts.<p>"from the Director of House of the Dead, comes the ultimate horror; Auchwitz-Ashes to ashes, dust to dust".

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 1:54 a.m. CST

    Auchwiches?

    by Stalkeye

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 4:12 a.m. CST

    Choppah is a LOSER.....

    by Sicuv Uyall

    I've been chopped about as much as he set foot in Vietnam to fight Filipinos.. in his wet dreams only. Who the fuck are these fucks?

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 4:21 a.m. CST

    AICN talkbacks got worse and worse over the years

    by DioxholsterReturns

    i long for the days of DGDB, they were real not buffoons. now we have trolls trolling each other.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 4:51 a.m. CST

    I see BSB is back.

    by DocPazuzu

    I really enjoyed watching Bright_Boy punch your arguments full of holes yesterday. It's been a while, but you came closer to showing your true face yesterday than you have in years.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 5:19 a.m. CST

    Metahuman_slayer

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    Do girls (or guys) in bars get impressed when you quote Harvard professors? I bet you get laid a lot using those quotes. "You know, according to Harvard zoology professsor...." I bet girls just cream their pants when they realize they're talking to someone who quotes Harvard alumni.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 5:25 a.m. CST

    I am disappointed you're not a teacher, though

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    "How do you know I teach?" You misrepresented yourself. With that statement, you were clearly implying that you were a teacher. You got a bit carried away with yourself, eh? A bit of the old internet fakery, eh? But, you DO quote Harvard professors, so you're practically like a teacher. It kind of means you're from Harvard, too. I haven't met too many people who quote Harvard professors. It's quite an honor. Very humbling.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 5:35 a.m. CST

    Harvard professors ---- we dont like your kind around here, now

    by DioxholsterReturns

    this space is reserved for the illiterate only!

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 5:53 a.m. CST

    No, no, no....he's not a Harvard professor

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    He just plays one on the internet.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 6:35 a.m. CST

    I'm a professor of lesbiology.

    by The Dark Shite

    Just yesterday I performed a double strapadichtomy.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 6:40 a.m. CST

    "BSB, GO SUCK A KOSHER DICK"

    by BringingSexyBack

    - Kobe

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 6:41 a.m. CST

    "The Choppah Man"

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    [The opening notes of “Piano Man” begin—played on a musical buzzsaw] <BR><BR> It's 2 AM on a Saturday <BR> The regular crowd all log in <BR> There's an old troll spouting off at me <BR> Showing off to his make-believe friends. <BR><BR> I type, "Chop, can you slay me this wee douchebag? <BR> I'm not really sure who he is-- <BR> But a geek and a nerd--just some guy they call “Turd” <BR> And his posturing just really blows!" <BR><BR> Cha Cha-Cha di-di Cha-Cha Cha-Cha di-di Cha, da DUMB! <BR><BR> “Chop us a troll--you're the Choppah man! <BR> Chop us a troll tonight! <BR> Well, we're all in the mood to eviscerate--<BR> And the Choppah is just dynamite!” <BR><BR> Now AsimovLives is a friend of mine <BR> He gives movie advice for free <BR> He says Polanski jokes always makes his ears smoke <BR> But there's nowhere that he’d rather be <BR> He types "Fishus, thse talkbacks are killing me, <BR> Cause I have to type at sch a pace, <BR> And I'm sure Jar Jar Abrams has bought tish site, and he is now runnig the place!" <BR><BR> Now Corpse is a make believe Satanist <BR> Who never had much of a life <BR> And he's rantin’ at Titty who's sanity’s iffy <BR> And wishes Scar-Tit was his wife. <BR><BR> And Coughlins is screaming ‘bout politics <BR> As the Pedalback crew all get stoned <BR> Yes they're all on a site they call Aint It Cool-- <BR> And’d be better off being alone. <BR><BR> These are pretty good hits for a Saturday <BR> And I know that this makes Harry smile <BR> 'Cause he knows we won’t stop <BR> Logging in for a Chop <BR> To watch Choppah in action awhile <BR><BR> And the Chopping sounds like a buzzsaw <BR> As Chop teaches all the trolls fear! <BR> And we sit and we yack on a thing called Talkback <BR> And think, "Man, what am I DOING here?" <BR><BR> Cha Cha-Cha di-di Cha-Cha Cha-Cha di-di Cha, da DUMB! <BR><BR> “Chop us a troll--you're the Choppah man! <BR> Chop us a troll tonight! <BR> Well, we're all in the mood to eviscerate--<BR> And the Choppah will make it alright!” <BR><BR>

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 6:42 a.m. CST

    I'M A PROFESSOR OF LOVE

    by BringingSexyBack

    I profess my love of (500) Days everyday

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 6:46 a.m. CST

    SO BILLY JOEL JUST CALLED

    by BringingSexyBack

    He likes this version better. Also, he crashed another car.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 6:57 a.m. CST

    Scarlett got my koran and a bottle of Open Pit BBQ sauce

    by leo54304

    original flavor. Just like we had as kids back in the 70s. Yum. Yum.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 6:58 a.m. CST

    Is that sweet or sour dick?

    by leo54304

    Course if you were circumcised it'd be sandwich sliced.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:05 a.m. CST

    DOCPAZUZU - YOU ENJOYED NO SUCH THING

    by BringingSexyBack

    Bright Boy provided statistics about the incidence of the chromosome E1B1B in Europe. But with all due respect to BB, that in no way refutes the conclusions of the actual scientists who performed the DNA testing and possess the actual evidence. <P> You showed your true colors by failing to counter any of my facts with your own. You resort to name-calling, innuendo, smear tactics and references to 4 year old talkbacks as though they are relevant to the here and now. You reek of desperation. <P> Your failure is blinding. You are chopped.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:07 a.m. CST

    KOSHER DICK BOLOGNESE

    by BringingSexyBack

    Nom nom!

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:12 a.m. CST

    Lots of talk of "chopping" & "dicks" on this TB.

    by The Dark Shite

    It doesn't get more Jewish than that!

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:12 a.m. CST

    Chopping is Contagious

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Chop on and on and on.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Hitler a jew or not a jew. Does it matter?

    by leo54304

    He had so many issues ranging from the failures of whatever he tried to do, putting his life on the line for country in WW1 only to feel betrayed by that gov't, the humiliation of his country after the war, others doing well in postwar Germany while he suffered. His murky relationship with his niece(?). Alleged sexual shortcomings. And there was always the jewish bloodline question thats been around for decades. <br> <br> To me the whole issue of jewish bloodline is just part of a long list of reasons Hitler chose the path he did.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:29 a.m. CST

    IF HITLER HAD JUST OPENED A DELI

    by BringingSexyBack

    Many lives would have been spared.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:30 a.m. CST

    PASTRAMI LAID IN HIS DESTINY

    by BringingSexyBack

    But he chose a dark path.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:30 a.m. CST

    "HITLER AND I SHARE THE SAME GENE"

    by BringingSexyBack

    - Kobe

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:35 a.m. CST

    Hitler's Jewish Bloodline

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    It's ironic, but no more interesting than that.<BR><BR>CHOPPED...?

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:37 a.m. CST

    The Bottom line is this

    by rogueleader66

    The Holocaust was a terrible tragedy, a dark chapter in the history of the world...11 million dead, and not just Jewish people, all kinds of people from all over the world,including Christians and Catholics. Hopefully the world learned its lesson from that dark time.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:38 a.m. CST

    "HITLER IS A BRUTHA"

    by BringingSexyBack

    - Kobe

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:39 a.m. CST

    LET'S NOT FORGET, IF NOT FOR HITLER

    by BringingSexyBack

    Japan would not have gone to the extent it did. So far more than 11 million lives rest on Hitler's shoulders.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:41 a.m. CST

    BSB

    by rogueleader66

    Never thought about that, good point.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:43 a.m. CST

    Ever read MAUS?

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    That was some good shit.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:44 a.m. CST

    We CHOPPED the FUCK out of Japan

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    A-bombs, baby:<BR><BR>the ultimate Chop for its day.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:46 a.m. CST

    Watched Assault on Precinct 13 (2005)

    by leo54304

    And LOVED it. Great cast, good cop thriller movie. Drea De Matteo and Maria Bello are hot. Ethan Hawke picks up where he left off from Trainign Day.<br> <br> The movie however belongs to Laurence FIshburne. He nails the cold as ice mobster role. His character speaks slowly and very low. You dig?<br> His character is so interesting you want him to have his own movie. If you see this movie, it'll wipe the bad taste out of your mouth of Predators.<br> <br> Definitely worth owning. Bought my copy at Big Lots franchise for $3 and glad I did.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:49 a.m. CST

    LARRY FISCHBERN?

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:53 a.m. CST

    ASSAULT IS PRETTY TIGHT

    by BringingSexyBack

    The plausibility factor is kinda stretching it but does not detract too much. Yeah, Fishburne, Hawke, Byrne, DeMatteo and Bello brought it. But IMO Leguizamo seemed over the top. <P> Have you seen The Bank Job? With Jason Statham?

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:53 a.m. CST

    Yeah Maus was a good read

    by leo54304

    Just the art itself felt like it was drawn at night in a concentration camp on whatever paper and writng instrument could be found.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:54 a.m. CST

    UH OH CHOPPAH

    by BringingSexyBack

    I wouldn't go there. Stepdaddy will go all Afro-Samurai on you.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:57 a.m. CST

    English Channel once again saved western civilization

    by leo54304

    stopped invaders from conquering England by the spanish, french and the nazis.<br> <br> If anyone of them didn't have to deal with the channel, history would be far different.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:57 a.m. CST

    your review wouldve been appreciated if it were 2005!!!!

    by DioxholsterReturns

    5 years ago dude!

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 7:59 a.m. CST

    Au contraire, BSB...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...the only conclusions drawn from the "evidence" were yours and that of sensationalist newspapers and drooling anti-Semites with premature victory boners. <p> Rest assured -- I enjoyed it quite a bit.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:02 a.m. CST

    TIME MAGAZINE, NEW YORK TIME, JERUSALEM POST

    by BringingSexyBack

    are regarded by DocPaz as sensationalist. <P> Go ahead, keep chopping yourself.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:02 a.m. CST

    FUCK HITLER

    by THAT__SAID

    Oh say can you see, oh say can you see...

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:03 a.m. CST

    I DON'T GET THE ENGLISH CHANNEL

    by BringingSexyBack

    But I do watch BBC America.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:03 a.m. CST

    Wow...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...now BSB is shifting all of Japan's war crimes to the "Jew" Hitler. Nice.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:04 a.m. CST

    "ALAS. I'VE BEEN CHOPPED WITH DEADLY PRECISION."

    by BringingSexyBack

    - DocPazuzu

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:04 a.m. CST

    No, but its on my list Sexy

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:05 a.m. CST

    WOW ...

    by BringingSexyBack

    DocPaz once again twists words everybody else can see clearly for themselves. <P> Desperate much?

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:07 a.m. CST

    LEO

    by BringingSexyBack

    The Bank Job will rock your world. Best heist movie I've ever seen. Ever.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:07 a.m. CST

    IT'S BASED ON TRUE EVENTS TOO

    by BringingSexyBack

    Fascinating stuff.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:09 a.m. CST

    HEY KOBE, DOCPAZ IS HERE

    by BringingSexyBack

    You can come out of hiding now.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:12 a.m. CST

    Statham is in the remake of the Killer Elite

    by leo54304

    with Jeremy Renner

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:13 a.m. CST

    BSB

    by DocPazuzu

    You would do well to actually read the very same articles you're linking to. No "conclusions" have been drawn in them at all. I know it must be frustrating for you, being a rabid revisionist and all, but sometimes you just have to admit when you come up short.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:13 a.m. CST

    SERIOUS? STATHAM AND RENNER TOGETHER?

    by BringingSexyBack

    My ass in seat.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:14 a.m. CST

    Only caught a few minutes at the start

    by leo54304

    But it looked like an old school heist movie that they don't make anymore.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:17 a.m. CST

    Better late than never Dixon

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:19 a.m. CST

    DOCPAZ

    by BringingSexyBack

    You would do well to read them yourself. Because it's quite obvious you didn't. <P> Conclusions abound. If not, why would: <P> Ha'aretz say "DNA tests reveal Hitler's Jewish and African roots" <P> and <P> Time say, "New Research Shows That Hitler Had Jewish Roots" <P> LOL. Chopped.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:25 a.m. CST

    *sigh*... Again, BSB...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...read something beyond the headlines, okay?

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:30 a.m. CST

    DO YOU KNOW WHAT HEADLINES ARE?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Tidy summaries of the article. Feel free to read them. Do your homework. And stop sighing, though I do tend to exasperate you.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:31 a.m. CST

    "FOUR YEARS ON, AND I'VE YET TO WIN AN ARGUMENT"

    by BringingSexyBack

    - DocPazuzu

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:32 a.m. CST

    "FACTS SCHMACTS. I'D RATHER HURL INSULTS."

    by BringingSexyBack

    - DocPazuzu

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:34 a.m. CST

    Fuck Japan

    by The_Black_Torch

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:37 a.m. CST

    "Tidy summaries of the article."

    by DocPazuzu

    Uh-huh... <p> Here's the actual article: <p> "DNA samples taken from Adolf Hitler's relatives show that the Nazi leader might have been of Jewish descent. <p> A Belgian journalist, Jean-Paul Mulders, and a historian, Marc Vermeeren, worked together to locate 39 relatives of Hitler and collect saliva samples, in order to determine his genetic background. <p> An analysis of the samples revealed a chromosome known as Haplogroup E1b1b1, which the Daily Telegraph reports, “is rare in Western Europe and is most commonly found in the Berbers of Morocco, Algeria and Tunisia, as well as among Ashkenazi and Sephardic Jews.” <p> The results were published in the Belgian magazine, Knack, where Mulders wrote that the study's findings indicate “that Hitler was related to people whom he despised."

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:38 a.m. CST

    (500) DAYS OF DOCPAZUZU

    by BringingSexyBack

    DocPaz: "So ... you're married." <P> Summer: "Yeah. Crazy, huh?" <P> DocPaz: "I don't believe you."

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:40 a.m. CST

    YUP, LOOKS LIKE A CONCLUSION TO ME

    by BringingSexyBack

    What's the problem?

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:40 a.m. CST

    I....

    by The_Black_Torch

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:42 a.m. CST

    I THINK YOUR BEEF IS WITH SCIENTISTS AND DNA TESTING

    by BringingSexyBack

    Feel free to challenge them. Maybe they're on Facebook.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:54 a.m. CST

    Come on, guys...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    The important thing is that we all love each other. <BR><BR>Right?<BR><BR>☯ ✡ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☭

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:56 a.m. CST

    ☮ Peace ☮

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ You know you want it Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:56 a.m. CST

    FISH - BUT HE STARTED IT

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:57 a.m. CST

    IS THAT A SOVIET SICKLE?

    by BringingSexyBack

    LOL

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 8:57 a.m. CST

    Peace and chicken grease

    by rogueleader66

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9 a.m. CST

    You all misunderstood the trailer.

    by The Dark Shite

    Oy Vey Boll's playing a Jewish guy INSIDE the gas chamber. The naked people on the other side of the door are just Germans, having a German party.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:03 a.m. CST

    IF THAT'S HOW GERMANS PARTY

    by BringingSexyBack

    I gotta get me a seat on Lufthansa, pronto.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:04 a.m. CST

    by DocPazuzu

    "MIGHT have been" <p> "the study's findings INDICATE" <p> "most commonly found in the Berbers of Morocco, Algeria and Tunisia, AS WELL AS among Ashkenazi and Sephardic Jews.” <p> (Capitals mine) <p> Now, unless you're Coughlin's Law, those quotes aren't conclusions at all. <p> Seriously, BSB, you need to know when to stay down.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:06 a.m. CST

    Sorry. I was politically incorrect..

    by The Dark Shite

    I should have said "having a Nazi Party" ;-).

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:06 a.m. CST

    ARE YOU STUPID, DOC?

    by BringingSexyBack

    (Capitals mine)

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:07 a.m. CST

    "SERIOUSLY, BSB, YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN TO STAY DOWN"

    by BringingSexyBack

    i.e.: "Please stop chopping me and allow me to save face."

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:10 a.m. CST

    AshkeNAZI Jews??!

    by The Dark Shite

    There's your answer!

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:11 a.m. CST

    KOBE IS PROGRAMMING HIS DVR FOR THE KOR'AN BURNING

    by BringingSexyBack

    He hates Anti-Semites and Muslims.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:13 a.m. CST

    OMG DARK SHITE YOU DECIPHERED THE DA HITLER CODE!!!!

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:14 a.m. CST

    BSB

    by rogueleader66

    He just hates, seems to be a hobby of his. A sad and pathetic one, but hey who are we to judge?

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:16 a.m. CST

    "DNA TESTING MAY BE A HARD MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB ..."

    by BringingSexyBack

    "... but that won't stop me from trying." <p> - DocPazuzu

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:17 a.m. CST

    Soooo....

    by DocPazuzu

    ...you don't have a relevant reply then? Didn't think so. <p> You fail again, much like you did four years ago.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:18 a.m. CST

    ROGUE

    by BringingSexyBack

    I don't know if y'all accept outsiders in the PB but I did catch Kobe's rants there. The guy is certified loon. I've never seen a more hateful person, other than Hitler. No wonder he latches onto Paz.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:20 a.m. CST

    In BSB's world...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...convicted killers would get the chair based on DNA evidence which "indicates" and "might" mean they're guilty. <p> You're probably a creationist, too.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:21 a.m. CST

    RELEVANT REPLY TO WHAT

    by BringingSexyBack

    Denying that the word "indicate" has any relation to making a conclusion? <P> Do you know what "as well as" means? Please tell me what your problem is with that phrase, maybe then you would deserve a reply.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:24 a.m. CST

    DNA TESTING HAS EXONERATED THE WRONGFULLY IMPRISONED

    by BringingSexyBack

    In DocPaz's world, they should stay jailed. <P> Chopped.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:25 a.m. CST

    Rogue, how was your night? Wink,wink, nudge,nudge

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:26 a.m. CST

    "SCIENTISTS TESTED THE DNA OF 39 OF HITLER'S LIVING RELATIVES"

    by BringingSexyBack

    "But I know better." <p> - DocPazuzu

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:26 a.m. CST

    Sgt Schultz on Hitlers jewish ancestry:

    by leo54304

    I KNOW NUTHINK!!

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 9:26 a.m. CST

    BSB

    by rogueleader66