‘I’d Like To Kill
The Little Bastard!!’
Letterman On THE VIEW!!
I am – Hercules!!
When asked if he was upset over Jon Stewart besting him at the Emmys several years running, Letterman said, “Oh, yes, I’d like to kill the little bastard.”
He also talks about the enjoyment he derives from Jay Leno’s predicaments, his bypass surgery, Conan, TV and so on.
Hopefully we’ll soon be getting a clip with better audio than this, but I still deem these clips funny enough to share:
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Sept. 7, 2010, 8:45 p.m. CST
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Sept. 7, 2010, 9:15 p.m. CST
by HIGH DEF JEFF
Sept. 7, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST
by Bass Ackwards
I'm suddenly hearing comedians coming out and praising him in one way or another, talking about what a nice guy he is, or the appeals of his talk show, or what a great stand up he was back in the day. Carolla, Joe Rogan, Bill Maher, Marc Maron, Judd Apatow, all in different interviews Leno just seems to come up. I feel like there's some behind the scenes campaign to restore Leno's reputation.
Sept. 7, 2010, 9:24 p.m. CST
by Bass Ackwards
What's this article spoiling?
Sept. 7, 2010, 9:33 p.m. CST
I thought I was the only person in the world who noticed the smoke detector and further, the only person who would connect the smoke detector with Loveline.
Sept. 7, 2010, 10:17 p.m. CST
Hell, Wanda Sykes even has a show.
Sept. 7, 2010, 10:20 p.m. CST
by Arcadian Del Sol
GET A SOUND SYSTEM, BRO
Sept. 7, 2010, 10:52 p.m. CST
That is all.
Sept. 7, 2010, 11:19 p.m. CST
Sept. 7, 2010, 11:59 p.m. CST
"Oh, god no. Why should I be different than the rest of the country?"<p>Letterman has one of the sharpest wits ever.
Sept. 8, 2010, 12:08 a.m. CST
One of the truly great shows.
Sept. 8, 2010, 12:38 a.m. CST
by Bass Ackwards
A spoiler warning would have been helpful, sheez!
Sept. 8, 2010, 1:16 a.m. CST
Two old people trying to one-up each other in medical conditions. The second video has Letterman talking about Leno and Jon Stewart for about 2 minutes then it's back to talking about women shit. Bah.
Sept. 8, 2010, 1:41 a.m. CST
wheres the SOA talkback? just had the best season premiere ever and you didnt post it? wtf?
Sept. 8, 2010, 1:44 a.m. CST
Its better than anything he's done on radio.
Sept. 8, 2010, 1:57 a.m. CST
But the kids like him.
Sept. 8, 2010, 7:27 a.m. CST
the twat has nice legs. she'd be so fun to grudge hump.
Sept. 8, 2010, 1:49 p.m. CST
Couldn't think of a more unlikable group of people. Why is this a story?
Sept. 8, 2010, 11:23 p.m. CST
...but her fembot legs REALLY rock. Wow.
Sept. 9, 2010, 1:38 a.m. CST
This site has become so amusing. There's this constant Letterman ass-kissing, despite the fact that he's not very much different than Leno (sorry, those of you in denial) and is always behind in the ratings. Remember, a few months ago, when Herc looked like an idiot because he posted how Leno was struggling...until everyone with half a brain pointed out that Leno was still #1? Oh, but Herc had to go nuts talking about Leno's low ratings, despite the fact that Letterman was even lower...? And Herc then hid from the fact the he got schooled? Ah, that was fun. <br> But it's stupid. Late-night TV is tired and it's an old format. Everyone is essentially trying to do "The Tonight Show", which is a 50 year-old show. THAT is what everyone wants to copy? A show that peaked in the 60s? <br> Every time Letterman pulls his cock out to show it, this site posts it as if it's not just some old man's cock. Then, when Leno's cock gets more people looking at it, this site tries to make it appear as if Letterman is somehow move valid. Better yet, this site will have you believe that Conan's cock is being watched by more people, despite the fact that his own audience couldn't care less about him and led him to fail. <br> Remember when the cool kids sat at the lunch table and bitched about whatever was more popular? And how that thing wasn't as cool as the thing THEY were into? Welcome to AICN. It's high school all over again. <BR> Leno? Blah. We're too cool for that.
Sept. 9, 2010, 1:45 p.m. CST
Talking about his dogs - I wish his show was like that - Dave talking about things that bother him.
Sept. 9, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST
2nd place is first loser and he knows it. When the lights go down and the crew goes home, he probably sits alone and quietly weeps as he thinks about his "also ran" spot in TV history. He's the reincarnation of Arthur Godfrey. A household name who was all but forgotten five years after his show left the air.
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