Review

Harry would totally not fuck with MACHETE!

Published at: Sept. 3, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST by headgeek

Hey folks, Harry here... I wasn't anticipating to like MACHETE. I know I'm friends with Robert Rodriguez - and I know that I've even worked with him before, and most likely will again... but I'm pretty clear on Rodriguez's career. I love EL MARIACHI, ROAD RACERS, DESPERADO, his segment of FOUR ROOMS, FROM DUSK TIL DAWN, THE FACULTY, SIN CITY and PLANET TERROR. In his kid film world, I really enjoy the SPY KIDS series as pure kid entertainment, but I really dislike ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO (though there are pieces of it I love) and I loathe SHORTS and am mainly ambivalent to SHARKBOY. That said, MACHETE belongs to that group I love. Now, before going into this - you need to know that this is a non-stop gore-fest. It reminds me a lot of those William Lustig crime flicks like VIGILANTE (coming soon to BluRay!) - You will see tits, belonging to Lindsey Lohan - you will see decapitations, disemboweling, head explosions, crushings and a not quite infinite display of machete deaths. But this really is the first whole hog MEXPLOITATION film. Robert's El Mariachi trilogy might have helped the genre get started, but MACHETE is absolutely the first classic work of pure MEXPLOITATION and it is done with relish. I couldn't attend any of the press screenings or the world premiere in Austin this week, so today - Father Geek and I decided to go check out the first matinee we could make. Which turned out being the 5:15pm showing at the Alamo Village. With a 2/3rds full audience - we watched this absurd film unleash its blood drenched ass-kicking commence for the next 105 minutes. Inevitably - folks will begin comparing this to THE EXPENDABLES - but frankly, to me they're very different films. THE EXPENDABLES purports to be a realistic attempt. The gore, matches the calibre. With MACHETE - there's no fucking reality going on here - this film easily could have been made in the heyday of Roger Corman Exploitation. There's a non-stop swagger to the film that never lets up. I mean... jumping out a window to swing from a man's intestines... well, I'm pretty sure that's about as cartoonish as it gets - and I don't fucking care, cuz it makes me giggle like a monkey on pot! The film is all over the place performance wise. Danny Trejo though - he's the rock of this film. He's the fucking Lee Marvin of Mexicans... If faces should be carved upon mountains, his is the face you could scale. Throughout the film he just glides through. It is like he knows TITO & TARANTULA created his theme. Like he knows the film is shot at high frame rates and with a throbbing pulse-activating bass & the searing sound of electric guitars. In other words - his soundtrack is simply cool - in a rocking Carl Stalling kind of manner - that accents every gag, that punctuates every line, that accompanies every zany bit of action. Trejo looks natural killing people with no remorse... but also seems equally at ease seducing a mother & her daughter. And... I absolutely believe this about Danny Trejo. That said - I would appreciate a spin-off film entitled OSIRIS - about the most graphically violent italian-american-nerd hitman of all time. And that film must fucking star TOM SAVINI. And surround him with a cast like this as well. I'd line up in a heartbeat. I used to say the same thing about SEX MACHINE - hell I even wrote a script on spec for that, but when the direct to dvd FROM DUSK TIL DAWN's tanked... it went nowhere. Que Lastima! I really and truly believe in the face and form of TOM SAVINI - and I have been dying for someone to use him, the way Rodriguez uses Trejo here. Steven Seagal - is mainly sufferable throughout the film. It's bizarre seeing him as a villian. It comes natural to him... but - giggle - I put spoiler tags on this review - because... Man, I just have to say it. Steven Seagal's death scene is one of the most ludicrously hilarious death performances that I've ever seen - and I howled in laughter from it. Now I hardly consider that a spoiler because... in a film entitled MACHETE starring Rodriguez's personal man-crush, Danny Trejo... in a Mexploitation Myth film... there isn't a way in fucking hell that Seagal could take down Trejo... but Seagal is given the Steve Austin bionic sound every time he pulls out his samurai sword - and that cracked me up too. Jessica Alba - god bless her astonishing figure and her crazy perfect complexion... but her standing on a truck attempting a rousing speech - it just makes me laugh. In fact, most of the funky moments of the film, become hilarious - simply because of the absurdity of what is commencing. This is even more absurd if you live in Austin, one of the most peaceful cities of size in this country... but god damn we love our simulated violence in this city. Better to bleed on screen than upon the streets of our fair city. I was actually surprised by De Niro's Senator McLaughlin. I found him quite fun, and there's a few moments in his hate-speeches where a little Max Cady peeks his head out - and Max, you've been missed. Cheech Marin is fun... but the best actor this side of Trejo in this film, is Jeff Fahey as Karl Rove - I mean Booth. A typical Republican Political Strategist. Through and through. They do this shit... ALL THE TIME. I'm serious. Actually, I'm kinda kidding. Kinda. The purpose of this crazy film is to create an exploitation legend about the Mexican JOHN HENRY - who doesn't swing a jack hammer to build a railroad, but a machete to harvest the heads of the mutherfuckers of this world. And that's reason enough to enjoy the living shit out of this movie. Fuck it. I'm paying to see it again, Monday. When I take Yoko. Total date movie. If you're dating a girl worth a shit, that is. Heh. Rodriguez did dirty the film up a bit - gave it a varnish of crud and he popped out the colors till they lick your eyeballs sweetly. Oh... and a low-rider compound assault is about as sublimely joyful as I've been in a real long time. Made me want a MASK movie pronto. Yes, I typed that. I want a MASK movie with tricked out absurd cars. Blame it on Bond and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang... well, I guess blame Ian Fleming... he's responsible for that fetish. Should this movie incense you, you're probably an asshole.

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  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    first

    by ForgetfulPete

    yeah cuz theres nothing bad about illegal immigration. Oh and first.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:20 p.m. CST

    nolan wishes

    by Lane

    he could make a film with as much integrity

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:21 p.m. CST

    Third

    by juiceboy66

    Bitches.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:21 p.m. CST

    reminder

    by ForgetfulPete

    Illegal Immigration a $113 Billion a Year Drain on U.S. Taxpayers FAIR Releases First-of-its-Kind Comprehensive Study of Federal, State and Local Costs of Illegal Immigration (Washington, D.C July 6, 2010) A new study released today by the Federation for American Immigration Reform (FAIR) estimates that illegal immigration now costs federal and local taxpayers $113 billion a year. The report, The Fiscal Burden of Illegal Immigration on U.S. Taxpayers, is the most comprehensive analysis of how much the estimated 13 million illegal aliens and their U.S.-born children cost federal, state and local governments. The cost estimates are based on an extensive analysis of federal, state and local spending data. The Fiscal Burden of Illegal Immigration on U.S. Taxpayers examines dozens of government programs that are available to illegal aliens and their U.S.-born children, both legally and fraudulently. The report provides detailed analysis of the impact of illegal immigration on education, health care, law enforcement and justice, public assistance, and other government programs. The report also accounts for taxes paid by illegal aliens about $13 billion a year, resulting in a net cost to taxpayers of about $100 billion. However, the study notes that government at all levels would likely have realized significantly greater revenues if jobs held by illegal aliens had been filled by legal U.S. residents instead. Federal spending on illegal aliens amounts to $29 billion, finds Fiscal Burden of Illegal Immigration on U.S. Taxpayers. The lion’s share of the costs of illegal immigration is borne by state and local taxpayers an estimated $84.2 billion. In 18 states, expenditures on illegal aliens exceeded the size of those states’ budget deficits in FY 2009. Among the key findings of The Fiscal Burden of Illegal Immigration on U.S. Taxpayers: * The $113 billion in outlays for services and benefits to illegal aliens and their families represents an average cost to native-headed households of $1,117 a year. Because the burdens of illegal immigration are not evenly distributed, the costs are much higher in states with large illegal alien populations. * Education for the children of illegal aliens represents the single largest public expenditure at an annual cost of $52 billion. Nearly all of that cost is absorbed by state and local governments. * The federal government recoups about one-third of its share of the costs of illegal immigration in the form of taxes collected. States, which bear a much greater share of the costs, recoup a mere 5 percent of their expenditures from taxes paid by illegal aliens. * Granting amnesty to illegal aliens, as President Obama and others propose, would not significantly increase tax revenues generated by current illegal aliens. However, over time, amnesty would dramatically increase public costs as newly-legalized aliens become eligible for all means-tested government programs. * Arizona’s annual cost of illegal immigration is $2.5 billion. “The Fiscal Burden of Illegal Immigration on U.S. Taxpayers provides a definitive response to the question of whether illegal aliens are a net benefit or a net drain on government coffers,” stated Dan Stein president of FAIR. “The report examines virtually every federal, state and local government program to determine the impact of illegal immigration on the bottom line. That bottom line $113 billion a year, and growing makes our nation’s failure to control illegal immigration one of the largest preventable burdens borne by American taxpayers.” “If political leaders in Washington and state capitals want to understand why the American public is demanding enforcement of our immigration laws, The Fiscal Burden of Illegal Immigration on U.S. Taxpayers, provides 113 billion good reasons,” Stein concluded.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:22 p.m. CST

    loved this flick.

    by TheDark0Knight

    i dig when flicks deliver on the promises they make. machete did that.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    THAT SAID

    by ForgetfulPete

    I'm going to go see MACHETE. I like the character despite the whole slam on Arizona trying to shore up its existence against the flood of thieves.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:24 p.m. CST

    MASK MOVIE

    by ForgetfulPete

    harry you are RIGHT ON about the need for a MASK movie MOBILE ARMORED STRIKE KOMMAND ALL THE WAY

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Amazing

    by juiceboy66

    Harry went a whole review without mentioning his dick.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    fuck Arizona

    by Stifler's Mom

    for not respecting our Consitution. oh, and Machete looks decent. another one of Robert Rodriguez's 2 hour inside jokes.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    fuck illegal immigrants

    by daggor

    for not respecting our laws and our people. Arizona wouldn't have done this if there were no illegal immigrants. This is a cry for help from the Arizona government.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:43 p.m. CST

    ESCAPE FROM ARIZONA trailer

    by TheDudeinLA

    This should be Danny's next flick http://www.youtube.com/user/theduderaul?feature=mhum#p/a/u/0/PXMIX1gfNwA

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:45 p.m. CST

    Where's the spoiler tags?

    by BurnedNotice_Dude

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    We need a Vern review of Machete ASAP.

    by Doctor_Strangepork

    Nice work as always, Harry. <br> <br> Since in the last few weeks local cineplexes have switched to an ALL VERN FORMAT, I've been hoping he'd check-in with reviews of Machete and The Expendables.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    Just kidding. Can't wait to see this.

    by BurnedNotice_Dude

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:51 p.m. CST

    Are they really Lohans tits?

    by Lucky_Day

    Or was it a body double? I must know.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    Sorry. I'll wait for Massa's review.

    by ricarleite2

    Even if he writes the exact same thing.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:54 p.m. CST

    Ma-Shitty

    by moviemenace

    They spend too much time trying to flesh out a multi-character storyline instead of having fun with the exploitation conventions. Just like in "Once Upon a Time in Mexico" the hero gets lost in the mix as the story bounces between the bad guys. "Machete" has it's moments but I found most of it kind of boring.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    Lucky Day

    by Kirbymanly

    I'm 99.9% sure that it's not her during the Machete threesome but she is definately topless during one scene (breasts semi-covered by her hair).

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:04 p.m. CST

    Spoilers DUDE COME ON!!!!

    by Pancho_Villa

    Get your shit together

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:04 p.m. CST

    SPLICE, MACGRUBER, PIRANHA 3-D, SCOTT PILGRIM...

    by Graphix67

    Will MACHETE be the NEXT box-office bomb that AICN pimps and promotes??? Recent history seems to say "HELL YEAH!"

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:05 p.m. CST

    Good Clean Fun

    by SHADOWPRIME

    Sure, because anyone concerned about illegal immigration is a racist idiot, right? I mean, there is no possible other explanation, right? RIGHT. Tiresome, childish, and BIGOTED - right back at ya.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    GOD BLESS ARIZONA FOR STANDING UP!!!

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I was stationed there for 6 years, Illegals tried to break into my nieghbors house and then mine after the cops pulled them over in a stolen truck....just one of many "delightful" ecounters. Fuck anyone who says Arizona is in the wrong....fuck you to death and I hope your children are stolen by the Mexican Sex trade or drug cartels and executed. This includes "entertainers" or whatever they like to call themselves.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST

    I have to know, Harry....

    by TheHumanBurrito

    ....why the hate for Once Upon A Time In Mexico? I haven't watched the thing in years, maybe I need to refresh myself, but I don't remember it being notably awful in any particular way, just not great.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST

    and MACHETE = Dog Shit

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    15 years too late in the making, Danny Trejo looks like a Mexican Drunkard Slob. Not quite the badass he use to be.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Has this summer produced any hit movies?

    by RPLocke

    aside from Inception and Iron Man 2, everything has flopped.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    RPLocke, Pancho_Villa

    by TheHumanBurrito

    You forgot Toy Story 3. And Pancho....dude it's a review, of course there will likely be spoilers. What kind of moron decides to read about something that he doesn't want to know about? It's not like he stuck Machete spoilers into an Avatar 2 article or something.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST

    Oh, Toy Story 3 yeah,

    by RPLocke

    but that's Pixar. ANY release by Pixar makes money no matter how good or bad it is.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST

    SURPRISE SURPRISE!!! You like Machete...

    by Linguo_IS_Dead

    The movie getting subpar reviews from everyone else on the planet gets the A-O-K from Harry.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    typos strike again

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    "nieghbor's"....but you know what I mean

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    I'm seeing this movie because I love Mexico!

    by SoylentMean

    I've never been there but the food is delicious!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:23 p.m. CST

    like a monkey on pot?

    by awardgiver

    To quote Sean Connery in "The Name of the Rose": "Monkeys...do not laugh". That said, I'm hitting the Alamo Drafthouse in Houston.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:24 p.m. CST

    Once Upon A Time in Mexico's big fault: Banderas

    by SoylentMean

    After his amazing turn in Desperado it just didn't seem like he wanted to be there in the movie and it suffered for it. <P> When the fuck is Desperado going to be on Blu?

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    Harry your site is turning into a Anti-Harry-reviews site

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Get your shit together you Rocky Dennis ginger fat fuckin rat turd. You are losing your street cred with all of these bad/biased reviews. Get off of Roberts nutts and write the truth you red-headed beanbag licking queer. Quit squat fucking your mail-ordered concubine for 30 minutes and focus for fucks sake!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:28 p.m. CST

    MACHETE FUCKING YOUR EYEBALLS IN 2010

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    Ever since Scott Cera vs. the Box Office came out.....

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Harry has just been so fucking off....like not even close. Totally out of touch with his fan base....he almost sounds like a hipster fuckin tool writer for Rolling Stone or SPIN.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    You all do realize the Mexico is run by drug cartels, right?

    by SoylentMean

    That these people entering our country, illegally, are doing so, not for kicks or to stick it to Americans, but because their lives depend on it! <P> You don't hear about Canadians crossing the border illegally too often, now do ya? <P> I wish there was a way for all of the people trying to get to America from Mexico legally to do so, but in reality that just isn't the case. <P> The Mexican border between the U.S. is run by drug cartels and the only thing from Mexico they want getting into America is their drugs. <P> This should be common knowledge. It's a fucked up situation. But the villains are not the migrants trying to find a better life. It's the assholes in Mexico making them seek it elsewhere.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    God bless Arizona for standing up?

    by Peter Franks

    Oh yeah, those fear mongering, racist assholes stood up alright. And they then walked across the room and pissed all over the U.S. constitution. You teabagging assholes don't get to pick and choose who gets protected, and you certainly don't get to repeal the 14th amendment. Fucking racist pricks only want this country to stand for white people...white men specifically. Good luck with that over the coming decades when you become the minority.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:33 p.m. CST

    HARRY KNOWLES REVIEWS HIS FRIENDS FILM - "SLURP,SLURP,SLURP,SLUR

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:33 p.m. CST

    Harry will never get a screenplay produced

    by toxicopoulus

    Why, because Harry can't write and he's got shit taste in movies. Machete does seem fun though. peace

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:36 p.m. CST

    MAN OH MAN I LOVE TACOS!

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Exactly, without Mexico we would never have had tacos...

    by SoylentMean

    Therefore, viva Mexico!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:38 p.m. CST

    SoylentMean

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    So we should let them flood our country and turn it into Mexico number 2. You know what the problem with Mexico is....Mexicans. Mexico has every natural resource that America has yet it looks like fuckin Afghanistan. They are their own worst enemies. America has it's problems and we don't need 5 trillion fuckin border hoppers over here sucking on the teet of our already broken Welfare/Healthcare system.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    Do you know what the problem is with you, MJ?

    by Peter Franks

    You're a scumbag racist fuck. People like you make me ashamed of my country, when in 2010 we have filth like you crawling out from under your rock to try and spread your fear and hatred.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Peter Franks

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    what the fuck are you talking about you Mexican cock gobbler. Illegal Mexicans break into my house and yard....so I must a racist. I wish you lived in a border town so they could come in and run a rain on your family. Fucking liberals are so full of self righteous shit. You can't even point Mexico out on a map. Go watch MTV for some more news updates.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:43 p.m. CST

    Hot Latina chick pulling a cell phone out of...herself

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    That and FINALLY seeing a naked Jessica Alba in the shower (strategically-posed to hide her nipples, but still) were all sorts of win. Although the prospect of seeing Lindsay Lohan topless gets people excited? What is this, 2004? She looks HORRIBLE in this, which fits her character, but still.<BR><BR>It's kind of sadly funny, though...most of Rodriguez's penchant for casting has-been actors (Mickey Rourke, Jeff Fahey, Steven Seagal, Robert De Niro, ect.) usually features guys in their 50's and 60's, whereas Lohan managed to hit has-been status before she turned 25.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:44 p.m. CST

    And that animated internet video showing the electric fence...

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    ...made me laugh harder than I have in months.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:46 p.m. CST

    Dear Peter Franks

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    My grandmother came over legally from Mexico in the 1930's....guess I must racist again. You don't even know what country you're in you stupid fuck. Typical liberal bullshit. Liberalism is not an ideology, it's a form of brain cancer. The only cure is death, so kill yourself...or just go to Juarez Mexico...they will gladly do it for free.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:47 p.m. CST

    "Mexican cock gobbler"?

    by Peter Franks

    My family came to this country from Ireland and Germany at the turn of the last century. The difference between me, and other Americans like me, is that we not only love our country, also RESPECT our countrymen and our fucking neighbors REGARDLESS of the color of their skin. You're uneducated filth, and all the hate you put out into your sad little world for those who are different than you will only come back to you a thousand fold. I wish I could say that saddens me.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:47 p.m. CST

    typo

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I meant run a train...but you know what I mean. It's the thought that counts and it came from the heart

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:47 p.m. CST

    THERE IS AMERICA AND THEN THERE IS TEXAS.

    by Jesus

    ...illegal Mexicans are part of what makes this state great.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:48 p.m. CST

    I LOVE BUY ILLEGAL MEXICAN JUMPING BEANS

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:51 p.m. CST

    Peter Franks

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    What does this have to do with skin color you mongolid animal. Mexican is a "NATIONALITY". Nobody in here is attacking Latinos or hispanics (which I have descended from). You are just a loud mouthed animal and should be treated as such. You aren't even human pale face

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:55 p.m. CST

    Since when is it the duty of the United States...

    by BurnHollywood

    ...To preoccupy itself with the welfare of the citizenry of another country, especially when substantial numbers of its own masses are unemployed and when such lofty concerns threaten their livelihoods?<p> Total leftist here, but I can fully understand the nausea some on the right have over this emotionally-based myopia. Fuck Mexico and its cowardly populace. When Calderon stole the election from Obrador, you had your chance to rise up and change your fucked up country...you didn't, and now Calderon's pointless drug war is your reward for sitting on your asses. Live with it. On YOUR side of the border.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:56 p.m. CST

    You see when a liberal starts to debate...

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    and realizes they are 100 percent wrong, they fall back to "Racism". It's all they know, and trust me, they don't know much else. They say Republicans are racist...funny...I'm pretty sure Abe Lincoln was a republican. They say Arizona is racist...no...they are just tired of being the child kiddnapping center of the us. But you can't reason with a Liberal, it's like trying to reason with a lifeless goat.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:57 p.m. CST

    "You aren't even human pale face"

    by Peter Franks

    Oh, that's outstanding. You may very well be the most ignorant idiot I've ever encountered on these boards. That's quite an achievement. Wow. You keep shining that little light of yours, champ.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    Is Rose McGowan in it?

    by rustleabout

    Im curious, is Rose in this?

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10 p.m. CST

    Come on Peter Franks....

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    tell me how racist I am. Tell that to my black wife and biracial daughter. Tell them how I hate dark skinned races....because all Mexicans have dark skin in your blue eyes. Are you done yet? Have I made you look like a complete fool...yep. I count this as a big "W"

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10 p.m. CST

    And please don't ever compare your party with that of Lincoln...

    by Peter Franks

    you, and your teabagging ilk have taken your conservative hate filled agenda so far to the right, you are Republicans in name only. Abraham Lincoln would not only be unwelcome in the GOP today, he'd be trounced in any primary his name would appear on the ballot. Nice try though, sparky. Share that love.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:02 p.m. CST

    Don't side step Peter Franks, tell us more about

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    The Mexican Race. I have never heard of it....what do they look like. You had a point right....well what is it

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:04 p.m. CST

    Oh really...cause you know him personally right

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    So tell me about the Republican party....what does it stand for. Educate me. But don't forget to apply some racism.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    The future of America?

    by TheDudeinLA

    http://www.youtube.com/user/th eduderaul?feature=mhum#p/a/u/0 /PXMIX1gfNwA

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:07 p.m. CST

    Have you ever had a conversation about politics wihtout

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    bringing your racism into it? I doubt it. But hey, it's just what the poor Mexican people need....more help from an "Educated" white man like yourself. Please bestow your Godly whiteness upon us lowlifes

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST

    Hey everybody, Peter Franks is here doing his part

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    to save the oppressed illegal Mexican immigrants. How is he doing his part you ask? By spreading his white-liberal-upper class rhetoric. Because the Mexican "race" as he calls them, cant' help themselves and they need the white man's handouts.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST

    MJ's corpse, re:Lincoln

    by TheHumanBurrito

    Hi, I'm here with reality checking in on you, and we've brought this cool little gadget called a "history book". Look at that! Overturning slavery doesn't mean that Lincoln wasn't a racist-he was. Hell he would have liked to have shipped every one back to Africa if he could. "Separate but equal" was pretty progressive for the time, but he still firmly believed that the races should not and could not mingle. The man is firmly on record as being a racist, but for the sake of making the Civil War politically correct to teach our children in school he has to become a racial crusader who waged war for the blacks which is just way WAY off base.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:14 p.m. CST

    RIGHTWING RETARDS COMPLAINING ABOUT ILLEGALS TAKING THEIR JOBS..

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    NO, it was your fucking Government that has been shipping your jobs (you know, the ones that CREATED the middle-class) to slave labor countries such as China, India and Mexico over the last 30 years since Ronnie Saint Raygun began waging the war on the middle-class that EVERY President since has continued. Your political system is a joke designed to give you the choice of voting for one group of cunts or the other and ALL OF THEM serve the corporations. Furthermore, maybe you fucking mongoloids should concern yourselves over those who actually HIRE the illegal’s but then you wouldn't have any cheap labor to do the jobs that you are too fucking lazy to do yourselves or too cheap to pay a fair wage to someone to do them.<br> <br>Your hatred of "illegal's" stems from simple RACISM when you should be more concerned about the CLASS WARFARE being waged by the top 1% against the rest of us 99%'ers. They won't stop until the USA turns into a third world nation and they use your ignorant prejudices to turn you against each other when your hatred should be aimed at the fat cats on Wall Street and the corrupt politicians who are in the pocket of the Banksters and the Military Industrial Complex. TRILLIONS FOR WALL STREET AND WAR but NOTHING to finance PROGRESS, EDUCATION, HEALTHCARE and SCIENCE. You know, those things that brought us out of the dark ages which is exactly where you inbred fucksticks would like to drag the USA back to.<br> <br>Furthermore, you ignorant cocksuckers, outsourcing has DECIMATED the middle class. You go back 30 to 40 years ago and a guy right out of high school could get a good paying job in a factory. Back then you could actually make enough money to own a car and even a home if you worked hard enough. Today? FORGET IT. You need a College or University education before you could even begin to think about buying a home, never mind that it now takes a two income family to pay off a mortgage these days when a guy I know (now in his 70's) was able to work in a steel mill 40 years ago and support himself, his wife and their three children while also paying off their home and putting the kids through school. That used to be called the American Dream which you gun toting, bible thumping moutherfuckers are helping to destroy when you vote for scum like George W. Bush, and his ilk, who brought the world economy to the brink of financial collapse and you would STILL vote them back into power when the only people they serve are the Corporations and the Aristocratic class, of which YOU will never be a part of.<br> <br>The corporations have worked hand in hand with our governments to throw you under the bus over the last 30 years. They have also made sure to starve the education system because they don't want an educated and well informed public because it's easier for them to divide us with pointless crap like illegals, gays, guns and religion which is the most worthless thing in the world. Yet there are plenty of morons out there that vote based on what invisible space god they worship.<br> <br>In closing, I wish to Christ the southern states would secede because, without Blue State money supporting your worthless asses, you would turn into Somalia within six months. FUCK YOU!!!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:15 p.m. CST

    DEY TAKING OUR JOBBBS!

    by RPLocke

    And mowing our lawns.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:21 p.m. CST

    TheHumanBurrito

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    You should read "Emancipation Proclamation" it can also be found in a histroy book. But hell wikipedia works too. Well anyways, it was 2 Executive Orders issued by the President (A Republican named Lincoln) which "declared the freedom of all slaves in any state" He took steps in the right direction...maybe baby by MLK standards...but huge for his time. So heres a definition of Racism: •discriminatory or abusive behavior towards members of another race. So TheHumanBurrito, By lincoln freeing the slaves he is a "Racist".......do you have brain cancer too?

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:21 p.m. CST

    Sorry but, I have to ask...

    by wantsomepizzarolls

    If you thought about fucking with Machete, how many socks would be involved? :-)

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:25 p.m. CST

    CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Nobody is talking or complaining about them taking our jobs.......I don't think anyone in the history of work would fight over a janitorial service position. This debate is over the crime thats coming across the border and the drain on our Social Services. But nice shot liberal, you should try racism....most Dems use it.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:30 p.m. CST

    One more thing CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I love your attack on Christianity. You see all Liberals preach religious diversity....except when it comes to Christianity. So they will attack them and spit in their faces at every turn. But Christians are taught to turn the other cheek. So Liberals just keep spitting venom....but only to Christians. You see, Muslims don't turn the other cheek....they cut it the fuck off. It really exposes the spineless bully nature of a Liberal....because they would dare say shit to a Muslims face. If they did....there would be a lot of dead Liberals.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:32 p.m. CST

    "I KNOW I'M FRIENDS WITH ROBERT RODRIGUEZ..."

    by J-Dizzle

    ".....so I'm going to suck his balls."

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:32 p.m. CST

    It's funny too, because if there is one religion at odds

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    with liberal views it's Islam. Fucking weak liberals....what can I say

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:35 p.m. CST

    So ROBERT RODRIGUZ CALLED ME

    by RPLocke

    to share his awesome pork chop sandwich recepie.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:36 p.m. CST

    OH AND MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse, I AM A LIBERAL SO.....

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    Go fuck yourself you piece of shit. If it wasn't for us LIBS, knuckle dragging asswipes like you wouldn't have the infrastructure that you enjoy today. It’s because we want PROGRESS which runs counter to what your cunting fuckwads stand for which is REGRESSIVISM. If it was up to people like you, we’d be back in the good old days of slavery, child labor, debtor prisons and burning women at the stake for being witches.<br> <br>You want to know a secret, us LIBS feel sorry for you fucking troglodytes because everything we try to do, to move society towards PROGRESS, benefits you backward ass shitkickers and you don’t fucking appreciate it at all. What’s really tragic is how you don’t seem to realize just how fucking stupid you really are, which doesn’t surprise me since all of you call anyone with a diploma from High School, College or University a LIBERAL ELITIST. Hey, dipshit, it was INTELLECTUALS (another group you hate) that GAVE YOU THE FUCKING INTERNET you sub humanoid slime.<br> <br>They also gave you, electricity, running water from your tap, health and safety regulations (not that you need them since you obviously work as a gravedigger, which is all someone with your IQ is qualified to do, either that or collecting roadkill), toilets for you to jerk off on while reading Guns N Ammo, radio, Television and most of the benefits of modern society that you enjoy without realizing that some LIBERAL thought that everyone should have access to these things instead of just the rich.<br> <br>But keep ranting little man, our society will survive cretins like you while your dumbass children will live to see a better world that us LIBERALS have created for EVERYONE. No matter how fucking dumb you obviously are.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:37 p.m. CST

    I met Robert Rodriguz one time....

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    ....so does that count as "friends" Harry?

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:39 p.m. CST

    You are all dickweeds

    by nietzschebot

    This is a movie site. Not a place to spew opinions that have been buttrammed into you by drudgereport, cnn, and usatoday. Just like an asshole, everybody has an opinion, but your opinions are not your own and neither are your assholes. Please stop spewing the same tired left-wing right-wing crap and pick on Harry some more.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:40 p.m. CST

    MJ, you clearly don't understand racism

    by YoyodynePropulsionSystems

    And just because you have people of color in your family, does not mean you do not perpetuate it. Racism is not just about being mean or nasty to someone else. That's prejudice/discrimination whatever. An 'ism' is that prejudice plus power. This nation is founded on the oppression of every race except for white people. That isn't to say being white in the US automatically gives someone a good life, but white people have never been systematically oppressed or underrepresented in media, politics, land and business owning, or any other measure of representation. Liberals would have no agenda if people like you didn't create it. If people like you didn't hate, didn't desire to take away rights, didn't spread bullshit like 'muslims cut it the fuck off', liberals would have nothing to do. And seriously stop trying to claim Abraham Lincoln as part of your neo con right wing movement. He would not sign on for it. The debate about immigration cannot even be taken seriously until the right wing acknowledges that people whose ancestors colonized the americas are claiming moral highground over people indigenous to this continent, and that it is fueled by hate. There also needs to be acknowledgment that this debate is not just about border security. Racism is at the core. Illegal immigrants are way less likely to commit a crime than US citizens. Many work hard for shit money. But people like you refuse to see anything but what glen beck feeds you, and you apply that to every brown person you see. Then you demonize terms like liberal. Fuck that.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:42 p.m. CST

    CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    You must think Al Gore invented the internet right?....and all Intellectuals are liberals too?!.....Please go on. I've never talked to a sociopath before.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:43 p.m. CST

    Wow, Liberals invented everything?

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Looks like MVT and BET have done their job with you. Good luck in life....you'll need it.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    awww typos gettin the better of me tonight

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    lol, but I'm getting the liberals....doggystyle

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    YES WE DID

    by RPLocke

    Except for Fox News.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:46 p.m. CST

    So do you let Matt Drudge

    by nietzschebot

    go ass to mouth?

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:49 p.m. CST

    Here is a typical Liberal rant

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Blah blah blah Racism, blah blah blah blah George Bush, blah nlah PETA blah, Oil Bad, Sun Power Good, Blahhhhhhhhhhh Al Sharpton, blah blah blah Abortion is convenient and works better than the pill, blah blah doggy blah.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:49 p.m. CST

    I wanted to see more Savini

    by disfigurehead

    But i enjoyed the film anyway.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:54 p.m. CST

    STFU

    by NixEclips

    With your stupid political nonsense. Oh, and PLANT!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:56 p.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse, FUCK ALL RELIGION YOU GODDAMN RETARD!

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    Only simpletons afraid of death would accept made up fantasy bullshit that when you die you will go to some ethereal landscape, to live out eternity, where all your desires will be met. And that’s the rub. At the heart of every one of your flying spaghetti monster worshipping docuhebags ideology is the fact that you think you will get something in return. It’s not enough that you be good to each other just, oh I don’t know, for the sake of it to be a decent human being. Of course not. It has to be in exchange for something and that is why you are full of shit. It’s no wonder that most right wing theocratic scum like yourself are not only self centered, but also greedy and stupid. How else to explain why fucking morons like you rail against humanitarian things like HEALTHCARE that would benefit everyone. It’s because for all of your Good Christian Posturing™ you really don’t believe in the teaching’s of the Bible. All your kind does is pay lip service to it and use it to hate on anyone and everyone that doesn’t follow your narrow minded worldview.<br> <br>Oh and FYI shithead, I went to Catholic school for 18 years and know quite a bit about the Bible myself. Firstly, that it’s a bunch of made up fairytales, no different from Star Wars but, secondly, that Jesus taught us to care for those who could not care for themselves. To not value money. Jesus was a HUMANITARIAN which is the complete polar opposite of what fucking wingnut dirtbags stand for and you prove it every time you preach nothing but hate, intolerance, greed and war.<br> <br>So, once again, FUCK YOURSELF you pious piece of fucking shit.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:58 p.m. CST

    A typical Liberal rant makes sense

    by RPLocke

    A GOP rant PLAYS THE MESSED UP FIGURES CARD!!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:59 p.m. CST

    CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    by TedKordLives

    You, sir, are awesome. <P> That is all.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:01 p.m. CST

    YoyodynePropulsionSystems

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    That was probably the most racist reply I have ever read. So all white people get easy lives huh? and that's your belief....do you know what you sound like....a close minded assshole who "perpetuates" white stereotypes to further his arguement (but all other racial stereotypes are hateful lies right). So anyways, I have had a lot of black bosses in my time....do you really think they all treat white subordinates fairly and don't discriminate or hate on them...hmmmm. I know you felt extra smart when you wrote that post....but you should step back a take a look around. Racism goes BOTH ways, there is no such thing as Reverse Racism or White Racism. There is only racism, and the White Stereotype of "having it easy" just fuels the fire. Keep feeding the beast young Jedi

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    by antonphd

    Move to a town that isn't on the mexican border, fucking retard. How fucking stupid do you have to be to have a kid in a town where you have people kidnapping kids for the sex trade. You must not give a fuck about your kid if you are risking her life just to stubbornly stay in some town you like. This is a big fucking huge country from one ocean to another and most towns in it don't have your fucking problems. So, grow a fucking brain and move and stop lecturing everyone who ISN'T fucking stupid enough to live in a town where kids get kidnapped to get horse fucked for rich white men to jerk off to on their weekend holiday from working on wallstreet. Oh, and while you are at it. Tell the mexicans trying to cross our borders without our permission that we're sorry that our ancestors committed genocide to conquer this land from their ancestors. Since you care so much about people who come to other people's land and steal and murder them. Fucking retard.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:10 p.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    by antonphd

    Note I am a liberal and I did NOT call you a racist. Fucking retard.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:13 p.m. CST

    CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Why would I be against something like "HEALTHCARE that would benefit everyone".....? Maybe because I know we as a country can't support it. We are bankrupt and heavily in debt....Social Security will not be around when I retire. Healthcare costs money my child, and even now people with money find it hard to afford. That's the way it is. There are haves and have nots. Not all dogs go to heaven. Not all the antelopes in the animal Kingdom get to live long healthy lives....it's life. And as far as the religion thing goes....hmmmmm. We can't even send a man to Mars (or the moon thanks to Obama scrapping NASA) yet you know there is no God (not a Christian God , I mean any God). You know for a fact right. We can barely reach the bottom of our own oceans...yet you know the secret of life. Wow...you are stupid. You see, when a person claims that they are an atheist, they are saying that they know without a doubt....that there is no God. They can't predict the Lotto or the weather or even how to change a tire, yet they know the mystery of life. That's even more unbelievable than the Bible.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:13 p.m. CST

    All you people that hurl accusations of racism

    by Toonol

    Next time you're ranting at a person who opposes illegal immigration, ask them this:<p> "Do you care what race the illegal immigrant is?"<p> The answer will be no... and you will then, if you're honest, realize you're an IDIOT for calling them racist.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:13 p.m. CST

    antonphd

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    and I'm calling you a bitch

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:15 p.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    by nietzschebot

    The only beast that is being fed is your asshole. By Matt Drudge's white, white cock. Though I'm sure you would gladly tighten your sphincter around it if it were a brown cock too. Equal butt rights for all is your motto.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:17 p.m. CST

    antonphd

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    your arguement is so retarded I acn't believe you can type on a computer from your wheelchair. I was "Stationed" in a border town...did you not read that part. Not much choice when you are stationed. And as far as the Kiddnapping thing goes, Phoenix is the kiddnapping central....a good 4 hours northof the border. Christ you are a dumb bag of shit.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    by Toonol

    "They also gave you, electricity, running water from your tap, health and safety regulations (not that you need them since you obviously work as a gravedigger, which is all someone with your IQ is qualified to do, either that or collecting roadkill), toilets for you to jerk off on while reading Guns N Ammo, radio, Television and most of the benefits of modern society that you enjoy without realizing that some LIBERAL thought that everyone should have access to these things instead of just the rich."<p> Actually, CAPITALISM and BUSINESS gave most of that to the masses, but that idea is anathema to you, so you will probably angrily rant more in response, and throw more insults, demonstrating your obviously greater intellect and progressiveness.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    by antonphd

    Who fucking needs God? In a decade or two we'll be able to stop genetic aging. We'll be able to live as long as we want unless we die in some accident. Get with the 21st century dude. We've already created an original single cell life form. It won't be that long until we are able to create intelligent life forms. One day humans will be seeding other planets with life. Including intelligent life. It's only a matter or time. So, yeah, maybe we were all created by God. But maybe God is just a mortal too. Who knows? Who cares. Live life to the fullest potential. Don't be an asshole. Doesn't take God to figure that out.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:19 p.m. CST

    You were stationed

    by nietzschebot

    on Matt Drudge's schlong.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:19 p.m. CST

    LMAO you really wrote ....

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    "our ancestors committed genocide to conquer this land from their ancestors".....you dumb fuck. Mexicans are descendents of Native Americans and Spaniards. So you are saying you want them to apologize to themselves LMAO! What a chimp

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:19 p.m. CST

    SoylentMean...

    by DeweyOxburger

    ...sounds like the only sensible one here. Stop shitting on Mexicans and take your beef up with the root of it, the Mexican gov't. If you were born there and saw the US as an option you'd run too. And if you have a problem in AZ or Texas, LEAVE...just don't come here to Michigan, b/c let's just face it, nobody likes Texans...always come off brash, bigoted, and stupid...just telling it like it is.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    I was born a poor black man

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    Chimps love your butt too!

    by nietzschebot

    Even apes need a nice sodomy session. And that's whether they evolved or were created by God for your special ass pleasure.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    Peter Franks

    by Sailor Rip

    Yeah America sucks(apparently) because that's why people by the thousands a week are trying to get here. Hey, if we suck so bad bad, stay where you are. Problem solved. <p> Why is N O O N E addressing the problems Mexico has that makes it's citizens want to flee so bad? <p> Seriously, an intelligent answer would be welcome.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    antonphd if you watched Back to the Future II

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    we are suppose to be in flying cars by 2015......your confidience in our technology is a little misguided

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:23 p.m. CST

    Lets get back to important stuff....

    by LethargicJ

    Tits. There are NO Lindsay tits here. They're always covered by water, arms or hair.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    nietzschebot

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    You are all about the anal huh. Well come on over I'll stretch you out for awhile and then pull out and give you a chili dog just like your dads use too.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    Michael J Fox needs bunghole delights

    by nietzschebot

    MJ, he would love to see you gape for him.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:25 p.m. CST

    nietzschebot = Catamite

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    look it up son...I know you're too dumb to know what it is

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:25 p.m. CST

    Lohan Confirmation

    by DeweyOxburger

    I've seen 'em with mine own eyes. Oh they're there...you bet ya buddy.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:26 p.m. CST

    again, MJ....

    by TheHumanBurrito

    ....freeing slaves does not equal a man who believes in equality. "declared the freedom of all slaves in any state" Weird, it didn't specify BLACK slaves, it said ALL slaves...it's as if, like I and Lincoln said, Lincoln felt slavery was abhorrent PERIOD but did not feel that blacks were the same as whites. I think that cock fighting is a horrible abuse of animals, so does that mean that I feel animals deserve all the rights and responsibilities of humans? Read a history book. Lincoln was a racist, just as anyone who says "well, I'll burn down a negro's home to get him out of my neighborhood, but I don't know if I'd kill someone" is a racist. Mixing a little sugar into your racism doesn't make it disappear. Lincoln did not want blacks in our society, he preferred that they not even be in our country. Here, let's use Lincoln's own words, from his famous debates with Stephen Douglas:<p>"I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races, that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race."<p>So uh...explain again how Lincoln isn't a racist even though he abolished slavery?

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    By the way

    by nietzschebot

    What did you actually do with MJs pale dead corpse?

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    by antonphd

    i haven't read most of the shit you wrote here. why the fuck would i do that? and you are 'stationed' in a border town? what are you? border patrol? military? and you are bitching about illegal immigration on a movie website?

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST

    Um....

    by TeamNolan

    What does ANY of this have to do with Inception and Harry's apparent inability to stay awake unless some little boy spastic flashy things go "boom boom retard BULLSHIT.. "- giggle -"

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:30 p.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    by DeweyOxburger

    I see where you're coming from, but really, you sound like an idiot...just telling it like it is. But no, seriously, the machete fist raising in the end looked EVIL DEADish...

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:30 p.m. CST

    and since you mentioned Wiki, MJ....

    by TheHumanBurrito

    ....here's an article which, among many other fun quotes, contains that full passage, just like in a history book! <p>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln%E2%80%93Douglas_debates_of_1858

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    TheHumanBurrito

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    You sound like an American lawyer trying to twist words in your favor when picking apart the Proclamation. I bet those Freed Slaves liked Lincoln and his views just fine. They also believed that the world was flat in 1491....it's just ignorance. Lincoln was ignorant maybe by todays standards, but he still freed the slaves. You should wrap your head around that "Fact".. Not your personal opinion. Fact vs Opinion = Fact always wins

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:36 p.m. CST

    Look I got an opinion too...

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Lincoln could have said all that crap to make his racist constituents happy. Who knows....I don't. I just know that this man freed black slaves which were the heart of souths industry...which led to a Civil War. What have you done for Black people lately? What makes you sooooo unracist?

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:36 p.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    by antonphd

    I don't have faith in technology, caveman, i have faith in human innovation. i am a scientist. you are using a movie about time travel as a standard for where our technology should be at this point? it's not a surprise that you believe in the fantasy story about god. wow.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:37 p.m. CST

    "fact"?

    by TheHumanBurrito

    What are you smoking, sir? The guy didn't believe that blacks were equal to whites. No matter what he may have done to make things less bad for blacks, he still supported the idea that white is superior and blacks do not deserve the same. Or are you avoiding the topic because you know you can't win? You keep saying "fact" yet you seem confused about what a fact is. You defined racism, I presented a FACTUAL example of Lincoln being racist. It doesn't jive with what your OPINION wants, so it is no longer fact?<p>Again, I challenge you-explain to me how Lincoln, the man who wanted to deport blacks but settled on treating them as subpar and/or separate citizens, was not a racist.<p>Here, have some more documentation with excellent resourcing and quotes from Lincoln. You know, those facts things you keep getting confused about. Not that you'll read it, it'd hurt your little head. ;)<p> http://www.ihr.org/jhr/v13/v13n5p-4_Morgan.html

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:37 p.m. CST

    DeweyOxburger

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I know where you're coming from to....San Francisco.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:40 p.m. CST

    "what have I done"

    by TheHumanBurrito

    Pssst.....did it ever occur to you that just because you (in theory) are a white guy behind your monitor that it doesn't mean that everyone else on the internet is also a white guy behind their monitor?<p>I'm not trying to discredit the abolition of slavery, but it is foolish to suggest that being a "little less racist" is still anything other than racism.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:41 p.m. CST

    ZING!

    by DeweyOxburger

    YOW!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:45 p.m. CST

    TheHumanBurrito

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Did you free the slaves and get shot in the head for it....? No. So shut the fuck up. That's your answer. You sound like Malik Shabazz with your college student report. He did something that just wasn't unpopular with the south, but with the majority of America. And he paid the price for it with his fucking brains. That brings up another point HumanTaco. He was shot at 56 which prevented him for doing anything else on behalf of African Americans. I know you want to lable him a racist with all of your heart, but it's you thats racist. You can't except a white man doing anything for another race....it's always gotta be underhanded huh. Lincoln will be remembered throughout history and you will be forgotten after this talkback.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:46 p.m. CST

    DEY TOOK ERUR JERBS

    by Neck_Lucas

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:47 p.m. CST

    Machete ruled. Those of you afraid of Mexicans make me laugh

    by andrew coleman

    I live in LA and Mexicans are everywhere and they are awesome. Do illegals commit crimes? Sure but in the middle of the country we've got crazy whites doing the same thing. Don't be afraid of Mexicans they are cool. Machete was bad ass, it just had fun and I loved it. Some of you here talk way too much bull shit. Sorry but the hate spewed at Harry for liking Pilgrim is annoying. Don't hate on a movie until you see it. Also those of you cheering for movies bombing... You're fucking pathetic. Splice was a cool sci-fi movie that should be supported. Piranha 3D bombed huh? Then why is a second one being pushed heavily? Oh that's because it's looked at as a hit. What most of you fucking idiots don't seem to know even though you state all these fake "facts", is that DVD sales/rents/downloads make A LOT of money and usually make almost all movies at mid-level budgets into the green. So Piranha 3D is a hit already because every college guy will buy it. You stupid fucks think if a movie doesn't make 100 million it's a "bomb". Really dip shits if that's how things worked movies wouldn't exist anymore ass holes. So maybe instead of acting like tween girls trying to make a point by hating on movies supported on here, why don't you go see the movie and create an opinion. So in review: Mexicans are cool those who hate on them have small penises and are scared of them out of fear they will fuck their non-existant gf's. Stop hating on movies you haven't seen. Stop claiming you know how the movie business works by stating BO numbers or production totals and advertising costs, since none of you actually make movies and know what you're talking about. Debate over. I win.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:47 p.m. CST

    1.21 jiggowatts

    by DeweyOxburger

    how can one "come from to" somewhere? I believe only an invisible man in the clouds could do something so unbelievable. But really, the point is I am God. And what I say goes. Now let us talk about a film I truly enjoy, Night of the Creeps...that Tom Atkins is marvelous.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:47 p.m. CST

    TheHumanBurrito

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    it must eat you up inside to look at your daily wages in change and see that face on the penny looking up at you. But it's okay, he still loves your brown skin.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    Harry wants a MASK movie but fell asleep during Inception

    by Neck_Lucas

    Ok kind of all making sense now.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    DeweyOxburger

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    typos...you know...mistakes....happens all the time, like your birth. I love you

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:49 p.m. CST

    Okay kiddies

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:49 p.m. CST

    time for bed

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:50 p.m. CST

    I'll miss all of you

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    and your ticky tacky arguments

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:51 p.m. CST

    But just remember....

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    White people hate you just as much as you hate them....God Bless

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:52 p.m. CST

    A great person once said...

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    The only way to fight hate ....is with more hate

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:52 p.m. CST

    Glad that's over

    by DeweyOxburger

    I just wanted to say I love you, too...speaking of love, I just love the movie Stripes...until the RV comes in, then it just goes to shit...

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:52 p.m. CST

    keep dancin, MJ

    by TheHumanBurrito

    For a dead guy, you're doing a good job of dancing around. ;) <p> You seem to be confused and think that the Civil War was about slavery, too. Poor poor victim of shoddy schools and political correctness rather than history and education. Slavery was *NOT* the primary reason for secession and war.<p> I'm a racist now? As a white guy I can't accept (if you were properly educated in basic English you'd know that is the correct word, but your lack of research skills already told me you aren't on the up and up) a white guy doing anything? Weird. Can't say I've ever had the problem before, despite just a post above praising the Emancipation Proclamation.<p> Once again, I challenge you to explain how Lincoln was not racist. Don't bring up freeing the slaves, we've covered that, and that was a GOOD call on his part for ALL humankind, not just for blacks...but explain how the guy who tried to deport blacks, who said THE THINGS QUOTED ABOVE, is not a racist. Explain to me as well how Mel Gibson isn't a racist bigot as well. SURE, he said those horrible things, but LOTS of not racist people call black people "nigger" and suggest that they don't deserve the same treatment as whites!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:54 p.m. CST

    Machete WAS COOL

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:55 p.m. CST

    and before you get confused....

    by TheHumanBurrito

    ....see right above where I specify that I'm white? I know, you think I'm brown or black or something because I suggested that I COULD be, but read carefully! The post that lead you to believe I'm not white never said I wasn't. It's ok, I know you don't really pay attention very well. :)

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:56 p.m. CST

    BITCHES LEAVE...

    by DeweyOxburger

    But really, you can't beat Robocop...fantastic.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST

    Mel Gibson and Lincoln huh

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I don't see the connection. Anyways Saying secession (not slavery) was the reason for the war is like saying Black People didn't vote for Obama because he was Black. Southern states left the Union because why? Oh yeah, that whole Slavery thing which leads to what now.....Civil War. I'm dancing all over your nutts right now. Goodnight liberal girl, Abe still loves ya

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST

    TheHumanBurrito...

    by DeweyOxburger

    is white. Congratulations. I too am white, but haven't seen you at the meetings. Reginald Veljohnson is black, and was positively fantastic in Remo Williams: The adventure Begins...but make no mistake - Joel Grey is NOT Asian.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, midnight CST

    TheHumanBurrito

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    It doesn't matter what color your skin is. You're just a dumb assshole that hates Lincoln, pennies, and 5 dollar bills.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:01 a.m. CST

    THE LOS ANGELES TIMES DIDN'T LIKE IT

    by JonChambers

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:01 a.m. CST

    the connection, MJ...

    by TheHumanBurrito

    The connection is that LINCOLN DIDNT REGARD BLACKS AS EQUAL TO WHITES HOW IS THAT NOT RACIST DESPITE ANY OTHER ACTIONS YOU STUPID FUCK <p>(just as Mel Gibson claims not to be racist while screaming "nigger" "kike" "wetback" etc)

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:01 a.m. CST

    I'm actually black

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I have a black heart

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:02 a.m. CST

    THANK GOD YOU DIDN'T MENTIION BONERS OR PEE....

    by JonChambers

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:08 a.m. CST

    Machete - I LOVED THIS MOVIE - Mel Gibson

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:20 a.m. CST

    further proof

    by frank cotton

    that liberals NEVER resort to name-calling

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:27 a.m. CST

    HARRY KNOWLES IS AS OBVIOUS AS HE IS FAT.....

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    "Wow, I was, like, TOTALLY expecting not to like my good bestest buddy's movie but, GUESS FUCKING WHAT, I totally hearted it and ZOMFGWTFBBQ, I found a maggot covered chicken drumstick under my hairy left tit, I was wondering where that went, NOMNOMNOM!!!. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, oh, shit, sorry, I fell into a food coma for a moment there. Same thing Happened when I saw Inception and found that porkchop under my armpit. Where was I. Now that I think about it, watching Machete reminds me of when I was 10 years old and but a wee lad, at a svelte 350 pounds, and was getting hosed down for the week when the pressure from the fire hose penetrated the folds of fat covering my shitpipe and tickled my rectum in a way I had not felt since visiting my uncle that one time. It was magical, just like watching Machete”.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:41 a.m. CST

    Reverse racial stereotyping? Mexploitation?

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    Or just a big mess of STUPID? Who can tell? Either way, this movie will make money from stupid people...but not enough to justify its creation.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:44 a.m. CST

    ...and Harry knows assholes.

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    ...

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:49 a.m. CST

    Robert Rodriguez was smart enough...

    by HisDorkMaterials

    ...to stick the print of Machete screened at AICN headquarters in the center of a pallet of snicker's bars. That, and the fact that this movie is the first good liberal masturbation fantasy (noble hero slaughters racist/evil conservatives) since V for Vendetta guaranteed it a positive review from Harry regardless of the quality. Like some other people around here, I'm waiting for Massa's review.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:52 a.m. CST

    I don't give a shit...

    by Red_Right_Return

    about all this political posturing on the talkback, but I do agree with the guy above that said outsourcing is screwing our country. I've been watching friends lose jobs to India for years now. The last guy was a manager at Mattel toys. He had to train his outsourced replacement before he was canned. His last day at work was today. I won't say my skillset, but thankfully you just can't outsource me. This country used to be great. Now its just the rich getting richer and everyone else gettting fucked. I don't care if they are liberals or conservatives, democrats or republicans - the politicians in this country are corrupt greedy fucks who would sell their own mother to get another SUV.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:56 a.m. CST

    Better to talk politicians because THIS MOVIE SUCKED!!!

    by hysfvbsaygvandsv

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:59 a.m. CST

    1. Osris

    by Jayemel

    Was Arab, not Italian. His last name was "Ampanpour." Come on now, Harry.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:05 a.m. CST

    I love this website

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    In a talkback about a fun exploitation movie, we have some great comments about the economy, racism and religion.<br />I usually think CTM goes over the top, but he was brilliantly on the mark a few times. And CTM when I was reading your comments about the insanity of religion, immediately reminded me of the brilliant and funny comments from George Carlin<br />"Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!<br /> But He loves you.<br /> He loves you, and He needs money!..."

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:05 a.m. CST

    2. If "conservatives" identify with the villains...

    by Jayemel

    ...then they're not conservative. The entire point is how all the villains in the movie are on the payroll of the Mexican drug dealer. Don't you get it? The entire fucking point of the movie is we're letting what fucked up Mexico (corruption due to pussies afraid of a little business competition) fuck up our country. <p> If Rodriquez wanted to bash Republicans, he could have, but he didn't. He made the Senator an independent. Why? Because it wasn't about politics, it wasn't about law, it wasn't about justice, it wasn't about racism, hell, it wasn't about money. It was about power. And battles for power degenerate into one thing: violence. <p> THAT was the point of Steven Seagal's death scene. He realized he couldn't win because he was WRONG. He went for POWER, not HONOR. And that has NOTHING to do with politics. <p> (And for the record, I'm a conservative leaning libertarian.)

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:06 a.m. CST

    Liberals are some of the most hateful people on the planet

    by IEatHippies

    Just read this thread or any other thread for that matter. On the other hand, whenever you see hateful talk in support of some conservative/Republican philosophy they almost always stand alone and make people like me cringe and shake my head. Anyway I am amazed at how foolish many of you must be to so easily throw around the racist card, and so foolishly slam "teabaggers" or glenn beck or whatever. To be clear, I find Beck incredibly obnoxious. He's a huge dork and new to all this attention so he's very melodramatic these days. But i doubt any of you haters even know what he or the tea-party stand for. If foreced to answer all you I could hope to get is "a bunch of rich white greedy racist men". Listen to yourselves. The hypocrisy is mind-blowing.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:07 a.m. CST

    Using Machete as a frame for the immigration debate is amusing.

    by PurityOfEssence

    I suppose Hobo with a Shotgun will incite an equally impassioned debate about being homeless in America.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:10 a.m. CST

    I bet Robert Rodriguez lives far away from ilegales

    by hysfvbsaygvandsv

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:10 a.m. CST

    I ment " illegals"

    by hysfvbsaygvandsv

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:11 a.m. CST

    And oh yeah

    by IEatHippies

    All you conservatives that are up in arms about not seeing this movie because of the border/immigration subject matter.... fucking lighten up. Its a movie. Don't let your frustration turn you into an asshole. I'm frustrated too... but this is a movie, and what little "social commentary" one might find only serves to have a plot with villains and conspiracy. Come on.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:13 a.m. CST

    Harry is a dishonest sell out !!

    by hysfvbsaygvandsv

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:30 a.m. CST

    Beans

    by Shalako

    I think I'll wait for the DVD release so I can watch it in the comfort of my living room with my Law Stay Away candle lit and a sticky-sweet Mex drink in hand.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:36 a.m. CST

    Nov "hysfvbsaygvandsv" Harry is just a goofball that doesn't car

    by IEatHippies

    Who can blame him? He's grown a bit. Hell the fat ginger is married. He's not a scholar or a philosopher! We like him because he has geek sensibilities. Complaining when those sensibilities don't sync up with yours is silly. I think his Inception review clarified that for me the most. He didn't see the same movie I saw. He wanted dreams to be "super neat". He missed the little detail where you can't make shit "super neat" without calling attention to yourself. The projections would kill ya.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:37 a.m. CST

    At this stage in life, Critics mean less and less

    by RPLocke

    these days. The local reviewer gave this piece of shit three stars, but will anyone outside of the net audiences see this? No. But this movie was made for about 10 bucks so it doesn't really need an audience.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:41 a.m. CST

    ALRIGHT NOW,DAMMIT!

    by wantsomepizzarolls

    I AM a retarded bitch,racist immagrant asshole, and I'm getting very offended reading this talkback! You should all be ashamed!! =-0

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:44 a.m. CST

    I fucking hate "giggle"

    by Bass Ackwards

    It's popping up in everything Harry writes and for no good reason it infuriates me. Can't explain it. That is all.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:45 a.m. CST

    AND

    by wantsomepizzarolls

    evidently, I'm dyslexic, and illiterate to boot, fuckers!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:59 a.m. CST

    Just got back from Machete!

    by Tacoloft

    And I had a blast! I admit I was an adamant nay-sayer. In fact I remember posting something along the lines of "Fuck you Robert Rodriguez” or something along those lines. However I was wrong. I ate some humble pie and went to see for myself and I have to admit it was entertaining as hell from start to finish. There are some holier than thou overtones but I would say that it doesn’t matter because the whole damn film is blown out of proportion. The audience consisted of about 70% Mexican and 30% other and we all had a blast. There is one message that I totally agree with in the movie and that is that the legal immigration process is totally broken. My hats off to Rodriguez and company for making an entertaining film. I recommend anyone who is disparaging the film to just go see it for yourself and you will know that it is not meant to be a political film – it can’t due to the over-the-top subject matter; rather it is meant to just entertain. I got my money’s worth – nuff said.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:01 a.m. CST

    How about a pro USA flick?

    by bobbofatz

    Where a film glorifies the sacrifice of our heroes. A film that emphasizes the complete altruism of all the tax payers of our nation for the betterment of the world. Where there are distinct laws to abide, and we are all free to say what ever the fuck we believe! That is a movie that should be made!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:10 a.m. CST

    bobbofatz

    by Jayemel

    I hope that comment was a joke. If not, it was the dumbest and most offensive thing I've ever read in one of these talkbacks.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:11 a.m. CST

    mexicanos engañosas

    by Shalako

    I think I'll see it at the cinema after all. Showing up in a pair of shoes made from tire teads and velvet with a shopping cart full of kids sounds like a beautiful time. I'll even wear my shirt that reads WHITE DEVIL. During the film I'll keep hissing, "Sssssalza!" Maybe I'll be an mexicano honorario after that. Sweet unity.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:13 a.m. CST

    It's possible to put a spoiler tag on top of the paragraph

    by VicenzoV

    that includes the spoiler. So people can still read the rest of the review.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:22 a.m. CST

    I wonder if that girl in the UK will have a Facebook

    by RPLocke

    petition for this movie?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:23 a.m. CST

    Lincoln

    by dukeroberts

    When the only blacks that Lincoln may have seen up to that point in his life may have been slaves, or uneducated workers, it may have been reasonable for him to assume that blacks were inferior. After he met Frederick Douglass and other free, educated blacks however, his views on the black race changed. He was neither conservative nor liberal, he was a moderate. He comprised his Cabinet of liberals like William Seward and Salmon Chase and conservatives like Edwin Stanton and Edward Bates. This was to get a diverse mix of opinions on many matters. While Lincoln's earlier views may be considered racist by today's standards, those of Woodrow Wilson, President of the United States 50 years after Abraham Lincoln, after the end of the Civil War, the 13th and 14th Amendments to the Constitution, Frederick Douglass, the founding of many historically black institutions of higher learning, the founding of the NAACP, and the great thinker Booker T. Washington, should be seriously held into question. He really felt that blacks were inferior to whites, even after all of the above mentioned events and people should have cured him of such nonsensical thinking. And Woodrow Wilson, this brilliant leader, former president of Princeton, intellectual that he was, was a progressive liberal. Let's not label Republicans as racists and Democrats as not. Neither party is the same as it was in its original form. And can we please stop arguing about politics on a MOVIE site?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:26 a.m. CST

    Oh!

    by dukeroberts

    And the movie looks fun as hell.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:27 a.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse you sir are an idiot

    by The Founder

    I've read your posts and although I try to stay outta political arguments sometimes I have to comment when folks makes asinine comments. You say we can't afford health care and everyone can't get it and that's life or some such nonsense because the US is in massive debt and I don't debate that but then u turn around and jump on Obama by saying we can't go to Mars or the moon?? Where is that money going to come from sh!t for brains? I'm sorry but if I had to choose on either spending billions to get to Mars or uninsured or underinsured getting health care I'm going with the healthcare for my fellow American. Jesus my ass you rightwing nut. You wanna preach about god as well as your fellow republicans but all u and a good deal of your ilk do is pay lip service. Read the bible and learn about Chrisy, cause ten bucks says if he were to walk the earth today he too would want the poor and working class to receive healthcare and not the on your own mentality that you seem to have or as you put it not all dogs can go to heaven. Phuck u.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:40 a.m. CST

    Worst talkbacks I've EVER SEEN

    by Tigger Tales

    since last week.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:44 a.m. CST

    The 99% of Americans r gonna wake up when it's to late

    by The Founder

    Mark my words and I hope I dead and gone when this country goes to hell and become a 3rd world country. Liberals have their faults but I'm one I stand with a good deal of the liberal point of view. The republicans that run congress are purly on the on the side of the massively wealthy 1%. They want cheap ass labor and that is why the border will never be sealed and the middle class will be wiped out. The want the monkeys to work for peanuts. By destroying the middle class what are they getting? You guessed it cheap labor. They want the America of the depression era. Most of you working class republican conservative Americans can't even see it. Instead the politicians divide the people with nonsense about gays, blacks, illeagals, Obama not being born here and is a Muslim and other silly topics to focus the heat elsewhere. Let's blame the liberals and Obama for your plight and your job loss and your home getting foreclosed on and so on. Only the rational see the truth. Obama isn't perfect and he's pro corporate but he certainly better then the republicans. The Dems phuck shit up and lord knows they ain't perfect but they do try and craft policies that benefit the 99%.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:50 a.m. CST

    Machete Is Doing Horrible At The Box Office

    by Media Messiah

    Robert Rodriguez has lost his audience by putting out trashy film, after trashy film, and it has finally caught-up with him. Machete's box office is extremely low, and they are predicting based upon its opening numbers that it will only do 12 million dollars over the four day weekend.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:51 a.m. CST

    Media Messiah

    by RPLocke

    Yeah, but Kick Ass did 90 mill WORLD WIDE, and it got a sequel based solely on DVD sales. I'm sure we'll be seeing Machete II in our near future.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:52 a.m. CST

    When will we just be people?

    by bobbofatz

    All of us. Why do they want us divided?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:53 a.m. CST

    The Founder

    by IEatHippies

    You sound exactly like my burnout cousin. How's your rank in Halo?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:56 a.m. CST

    The Founder

    by IEatHippies

    "To thine own self be true".

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:25 a.m. CST

    TheHumanBurrito

    by The Dark Shite

    Lincoln didn't make "a call for all Human kind". That's typical American revisionist history. The kind where you think everything was invented or started there. <p> The reality is Lincoln's hand was forced. The British Empire (which at the time was still by far the richest & most powerful military force on earth), outlawed slavery worldwide & enforced it by breaking the slave ports & using their naval superiority to destroy all slave ships at sea, regardless of nationality (well intentioned but not very smart because they often blew up ships with the slaves still on them). <p> Nevertheless, they were already on the verge of completely annihilating the American slave trade, while simultaneously blocking important trade routes, putting pressure on world governments & making any democratic country which condoned slavery look bad in comparison. As the president of a country which supposedly supported liberty, ironically after leaving the British Empire, Lincoln, like pretty much everyone else, simply had no choice.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:33 a.m. CST

    Harry gave a negative review to Predators so..WTF?

    by ndally

    You all claiming he's a sell out but he admits he doesn't like some of R.R's flicks. So if he was really just schilling for his friends then he would give Predators a glowing review. It's the mans opinion and Harry doesn't have the kind of influence that makes or breaks a movie based on a postive review. Infact no critic or blogger has that power. Those who bitch about Harry just don't get it. You go on about his poor writing and biased reviews like he's set some standard for himself that no one who runs a fucking website with the word "ain't" would set. He just loves to talk about movies and movie news and you negative motherfuckers act like he's commited treason or broke some sort of law when he says he didn't like Inception and fell asleep. At least he was fucking honest, he didn't have to include the ancedote about being tired on his first viewing but did so in order to give the movie a fair chance. He didn't LOVE inception but admited that it was decent. Yet some of you continue to say "how could Harry not like Inception but love(insert movie title here)" as if to say his logic is flawed. What is wrong with you people? The man has the balls to put his opinion out there for all to see and you hate on him for not liking it as much as you? You forget why this site was created in the first place. You make it personal like a pussy bitch cunt. Ugh this has all been said before multiple times so give Harry some fucking credit and stop with hate against someone who just loves movies and loves to talk about movies and created a forum that we all can talk about our love for movies and not our hate for someone who doesn't like something as much or doesn't hate something as much as you do. Grow up you Pussy bitch cunts. It's all for fun

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:38 a.m. CST

    ndally, Harry had to say that.

    by The Dark Shite

    He knew that people would say he was shilling. Because he usually does shill for his friends & everyone knows that, so he mentioned a bunch of films that no sane people like & made his excuses before the flood of accusations came.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 4:25 a.m. CST

    Thanks Harry!!!

    by NeverTalksBack

    Going to drag my girl to this ridiculous campy gorefest of a movie tomorrow night hopefully! Cannot fucking wait! <p> <p> Liberal.... Conservative.... FUUUUUCK! Can't we EVER just talk about fucking movies anymore, like ever? BTW Liberal, Progressive, Artistic, Hippy, BBW lovin, Tranny, half a Fag right here! Have a good one peoples, enjoy MACHETE!!! :D

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 4:34 a.m. CST

    Harry, where's your review for The American?

    by peopleintrees

    I've only seen 1 review on this site? Thats pretty pathetic since The American is a extraordinary film. From the cinematography to the performances. Way to support great cinema guys.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 4:47 a.m. CST

    Machete could be an awesome

    by bobbofatz

    flick. I hope it is good, lord knows RR needs a friggin good movie. A movie that transcends demograffi. This is not it. His produced Predator was a pope confirmed abortion. He has talent and connections. When will he give us a hint of his probable god given talent? We are waiting.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 4:58 a.m. CST

    We don't have much bother with Mexican over here.....

    by polaroidsnapshot

    In the UK - We all love each other and respect each others rights as individuals........ Well unless you happen to be Welsh (but thats a given surely ;-)

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 5:02 a.m. CST

    Just came back from MACHETE!

    by GimpInMyPants

    "Your sins are absolved. Now get the fuck out." Fucking aweeesome.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 5:03 a.m. CST

    Nice to see Danny finally get his due.

    by Mr Nicholas

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 5:16 a.m. CST

    I really hate Machete TB's

    by BookhouseBoy

    Too much hate. Film looks awesome though.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6 a.m. CST

    Can someone explain all the crying about illegals

    by UGG

    Arizona, and Mexicans. <p> As someone who lives outside Planet America and doesn't have much time to follow other countries immigration problems when my own is filled with 14 member Somalian families living in $2 million victorian houses claiming thousands in benefits and trying to shaft our welfare system. Is this movies story based on this arizona law or something

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:39 a.m. CST

    Too Many Minorities

    by UGG

    What has happened to this place I don’t recognize it anymore It used to be so fun and special What is life worth living for<p> The dream is dead Our land is gone There’s a hole in my heart And I can’t go on<p> There are too many minorities (minorities) At my water park (my water park) This was our land, our dream (our dream) and they’ve taken it all away <p> They just keep coming and coming (minorities) I tried to go and tell the police But even the authorities Are minorities (are minorities) At my water park <p> There’s no place for me to sit anymore And the lines just keep getting crazier There are Mexicans all around me The lazy river has never been lazier <p> It’s a 40 minute wait to go down one slide And the instructions are in Spanish on the Zip Line ride (just do it in English!) <p> There are too many minorities (too many) At my water park (somebody do something) Where did they all come from Why can’t they leave this land alone<p> And it’s such a tragedy (feel a bit like dying) We looked the other way too long We’ve got to change our priorities And get all these minorities Out of my water park <p> (Minorities) Mexicans and Asians Black people I think I even saw Native Americans (gross)<p> God I’m asking please Get all of these minorities Out of my water park (my water park)<p>

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:33 a.m. CST

    Give all the illegals citizenship, but

    by mojoman69

    Charge them a flat 10,000 dollar fee. That should offset some of the debt and then they will be legal,job done.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:34 a.m. CST

    I hope this movie makes a lot more than Scott Pilgrim!

    by FlandersBum

    It would be very hard not to at this point though.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:37 a.m. CST

    It Would Be Awesome If Machete Killed All The Teabaggers

    by LaserPants

    I mean, for real, in real life, murdering every single goddamn last one of these psycho, jackass, religious-nut nazi scumbags. I think a mass culling / purging of the South and Midwest is pretty much our only chance for surviving as a nation and moving into the new century. Just kill all of them now. And they shouldn't worry about this since they believe there is a Disneyland in the sky called Heaven where they're Jeebus is waiting for them with open arms. WE JUST WANT TO SEND YOU TO HEAVEN, TEABAGGERS! Is that so wrong? We want to help you get there!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:37 a.m. CST

    BTW

    by mojoman69

    Harry I know you need advertising to keep AICN afloat, but, having a picture of "the Situation" on your desktop is infuriating. I cant stand that pompous Guido jagoff and would love to smash his bulbous nose into a pulp!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:46 a.m. CST

    Arizona is right in what they're doing!!!!

    by alienindisguise

    By every one else logic especially pussy ass california, illegal spicks have every right to come here illegally and do what they damn well please...well that should give me right to smash their fucking heads in whenever I fucking feel like it.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:06 a.m. CST

    WHAT, YOU THINK MEXICANS TALK NICELY ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE?

    by BringingSexyBack

    It's nice to take the high road, but let's get real.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:07 a.m. CST

    Harry totally would not fuck with

    by smokie

    a movie his friend made

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:10 a.m. CST

    1 OF EVERY 8 BABIES BORN IN AMERICA IS AN ANCHOR BABY

    by BringingSexyBack

    Illegals are destroying America. Taking jobs, not paying taxes. Stealing welfare and healthcare services, taking seats in public schools - and not paying taxes. How anyone can defend them boggles the mind.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:13 a.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack

    by blunted666

    Dur - they would happily pay taxes if we would just let them live here. People act like we didn't steal the land from the natives in the first place. Now, if they're felons or cannot get citizenship due to a valid reason that is one thing, but most work hard and would jump at the chance to be legit and pay taxes. Happy to see my fave exploitation director mentioned in this review.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:14 a.m. CST

    by blunted666

    Blue Underground's William Lustig that is ... Maniac Cop FTW

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:15 a.m. CST

    ALSO

    by blunted666

    The southwest is rightfully theirs anway, read about James K. Polk, he straight up stole that from Mexico as part of manifest destiny because, supposedly, God directly told him to in a vision... yeahhhhhhhhh.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:17 a.m. CST

    LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A "TEABAGGER" TO BE AGAINST

    by BringingSexyBack

    the illegal alien problem. I'm normally as Liberal as Libs get. I was one of Obama's staunchest cheerleaders. But step back and see the many reasons why nothing has improved in the last 2 years. We have a laundry list of systematic problems that continue to stall the economy and erode the middle class, the bedrock of our country. The pressures come from both the wealthy, corporate elite and the poor and illegal population, who together are a drain on society by siphoning hundreds of billions in tax dollar supported services. Enough's enough. Solving the illegals issue wouldn't solve everything but it would do a lot to help repair our problems.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:18 a.m. CST

    Whats with all the hate?

    by smokie

    you all should stick to talking shit about movies because y'all don't have a clue about immigration or any other social issue for that matter. You can't criticize Mexican's for flocking to the USA and have no understanding what NAFTA did to the Socioeconomic structure of that country. It's ok you bigot's. The way the economy is headed here soon we will be sneaking across the border to Mexico to find jobs as dishwashers and gardners.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:23 a.m. CST

    "THE SOUTHWEST IS RIGHTFULLY THEIRS ANYWAY"

    by BringingSexyBack

    Seriously, leave America. Why do you stay in a country you hate so much. We should take your house by force and throw you off the plank. Traitor.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:25 a.m. CST

    "YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE MEXICANS FOR FLOCKING TO THE USA"

    by BringingSexyBack

    Really. Just like you can't criticize someone who breaks into your house and raids your fridge. Right?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:26 a.m. CST

    SMOKIE'S A GENIUS

    by BringingSexyBack

    He acknowledges that the economy is in the shitter and but says we can't criticize the causes of it. Typical Liberal.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:30 a.m. CST

    @BringingSexyBack

    by smokie

    You can argue the legality of it and the impact that has on our society. That is valid. But to hate on a group of people for trying to better there lives and throw racist, ignorant slurs at them without understanding the causes of the problem, that's just redundant.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:31 a.m. CST

    Guess what! Every race has

    by bobbofatz

    fucked over every other race throughout history. Blacks killed and sold blacks. Indians raped and pillaged other tribes. Monarch England banged the Scots and Irish. Tyranny has screwed us all. When will we finally come together as a country and rise above? When do we as a people see who the true enemy is?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:34 a.m. CST

    "I wasn't anticipating to like MACHETE."

    by Ditch Brodie

    Riiiiiiiiight.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:34 a.m. CST

    Concept Of Nature Itself Would Be Conservative

    by Graphix67

    In nature, only the strong and inventive survive. There were no welfare-programs for the DoDo bird.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:38 a.m. CST

    SMOKIE - EXCUSE ME BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:41 a.m. CST

    and our economy is in the shitter

    by smokie

    because of immigrants. huh? really that's the reason? you people are not paying attention

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:42 a.m. CST

    Who of you disagrees?

    by bobbofatz

    Who of the AICN community thinks that there should be little protected groups that are immune to our civilized discourse?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:43 a.m. CST

    "I was one of Obama's staunchest cheerleaders

    by Jehovahs_Witness

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:43 a.m. CST

    Discovery-Channel Terrorist Was A Left-Winger

    by Graphix67

    He presented himself as an activist against overpopulation and all other human actions that harm the environment. The left-wing extremist whacko James Lee also got into human smuggling after being robbed and assaulted in a Tijuana motel room. He told authorities after an earlier arrest that he was offered $1,000 for each person he smuggled into the United States. When he was caught March 15, 2003, agents found a Mexican woman unconscious in the Lincoln Town Car’s secret compartment. She was revived with oxygen. He told authorities that he had previously smuggled two other immigrants.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:45 a.m. CST

    OMG SMOKIE PAY ATTENCION

    by BringingSexyBack

    Not because of immigrants, most of whom contribute by building businesses. <P> We're talking about Illegals. They are not immigrants.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:46 a.m. CST

    "I was one of Obama's staunchest cheerleaders." - BSB

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    Um, no that's a lie, BSB supported Hillary Clinton and was constantly against Obama including dropping your typical bigoted remarks against him, until Hillary lost. <p> "I'm normally as liberal as libs get." - BSB. Another lie. BSB is against unions, supports the death penalty for drug traffickers and other criminals, hates Obama, supports Jan Brewer and the Arizona immigration stance, and is the most openly bigoted person at AICN. He uses liberalism as his cover, but he's clearly not liberal.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:48 a.m. CST

    Disco terrorist was a nut job

    by bobbofatz

    We should not saddle him up with any group. Why are they trying to divide us?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Hey JW BSB may lean left,

    by bobbofatz

    but he is a pretty straight shooter. He will admit when he is wrong.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:51 a.m. CST

    JEHOVAHS_WITLESS

    by BringingSexyBack

    I challenge you to go back to the 08 political talkbacks and see where I supported Hillary and bashed Obama. Because I was pretty ambivalent about both until Harry opened my eyes to Obama, and from then on I was one of his most vocal supporters here. Go ahead. Or talk about things you know nothing about, as usual.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:52 a.m. CST

    "SUPPORTS THE DEATH PENALTY FOR DRUG TRAFFICKERS"

    by BringingSexyBack

    Like that's a bad thing? LOL ROFLLLMMAMAAAO. You fucking Liberal tool.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:52 a.m. CST

    THANKS BOBBO

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:55 a.m. CST

    YOU KNOW WHAT AN IMMIGRANT IS?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Someone who applies for and is granted legal residence status in a country, is registered in the system and obligated to pay taxes for all income earned. <P>

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:58 a.m. CST

    Have you guys ever thought

    by bobbofatz

    about why we are being distracted? I mean, a lot of you guys could be my family and friends. There is so little that we differ on. It almost seems like they like us preoccupied.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:03 a.m. CST

    Sorry but mask was the shittiest ripoff of the transformers

    by UltraTron

    cartoon of all the shitty ripoffs of transformers cartoons. It had a red semi-truck just because of optimus only it didn't do anything cool. It drove. Yay. I'll take a silver hawks movie before that heinousness. Still no report of george cloony doing the rod Serling intro in the new zone movie? Hmm. It's frankly amazing how many stories I've broken on this site and nobody ever mentions it

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:22 a.m. CST

    Thank the lord we are not living in

    by bobbofatz

    China. They censor googl and things like Tiananmen Square. The Chinese people just have a little piece of the revolution. Are we next? Is the censor hammer coming our way? Two of my replies were erased off of the Huff Post. I was not vulgar. I was asking some of those robots to listen to Beck with an open ear. He truly hates no one. Why does the left hate him so much?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:25 a.m. CST

    THINK ABOUT THE TERRORIST BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by alice133

    if the terrorists use their babies to blow themselves up, terrorism will be extinct in 20 years or so.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:31 a.m. CST

    alice I do not see your logic

    by bobbofatz

    but I respect your right to say it

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:01 a.m. CST

    CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT WHAT'S IMPORTANT?!?

    by John Maddening

    Every time Lindsay's "April" character is naked, the giant blonde wig obscures her face. Every time you see Lindsay's face, the wig covers the tits. I guaran-damn-tee that she had a body double.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:07 a.m. CST

    Agent Orange?

    by turnbullAC

    so i heard that tarantino was supposed 2 hav a fake trailer b4 machete and there was supposed to be another fake trailer at the end with til schweiger and i now know that that did not happen any idea what happened with that?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:10 a.m. CST

    Ain't It Conservative News

    by BarryConvex

    Can we stop with all the hate mongering and right-wing propaganda on this talkback? We're here to discuss a sleazy B-movie, not you're misguided world views.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:20 a.m. CST

    Horror version of "The Expendables"

    by BarryConvex

    Apparently, Bruce Campbell wants to do a horror version of "The Expendables" with Robert Englund, Kane Hodder, and other 80's horror icons. I thought I'd share this since this site seems to drop the ball when it comes to actual cool news.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:22 a.m. CST

    433

    by optimus122

    Its friggin Lindsay Lohan, someone who is dying for the whole world to see her naked on a daily basis. Why in the world would she opt in for a body double? She thinks she has parts no other woman has when in fact there are hotter girls in bars in every freakin city on the planet. Instead of being an actress, she would rather be a porn star/stripper. What a waste.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:32 a.m. CST

    Yes, of course...

    by Disgustipitated

    I haven't seen the film yet (plan to sometime this weekend), but I have to say...whatever it is you think Republican strategists do ("kinda"), I DOUBT SERIOUSLY it's as bad as liberal organizations (or individuals) such as ACORN and the like purposefully bribing the homeless with cigarettes to get them to vote Democrat (which should be illegal and considered the same as buying votes) or signing up fictitious characters such as Mickey Mouse or signing up DEAD PEOPLE to gain even more votes. I don't care which way a person leans politically...that behavior is disgusting, dishonest and just plain WRONG.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:34 a.m. CST

    RR is pretty much throwing away his talent

    by OutsideChance

    The guy had potential. Still does. But instead of honing his craft and trying to improve on his B movie origins, he keeps wallowing in them and intentionally making campy shit, calling it a "homage" to the B movies of old. Here's the problem with that: the guys who made those old Corman films (including Coppola, Cameron, Sayles, Ron Howard, etc.) were just starting out, were stuck with low budgets and were making those movies with an eye towards learning their craft and making BETTER movies someday. RR isn't doing that. Dude's in his forties (an age where the aforementioned directors had already left behind their low exploitation film days) and still happily making the same kind of dumb films he did when he was in his twenties. That's basically the definition of a hack.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:45 a.m. CST

    BarryCon you are right

    by bobbofatz

    We should talk more movie and less political rif raf. We should. But, nearly every media source hammers us daily with what we should think. Movies like Machete included. Are you sure that you have not been indoctrinated or indoctrined by Jon Stewart, Olbermann or your hippy parents?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:47 a.m. CST

    Street Car Driver from 'The Rock'

    by DeweyOxburger

    THAT MUTHAFUCKA AINT SAFE NOWHERES!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:49 a.m. CST

    True OC

    by bobbofatz

    RR is wasting his talent and resources on garbage. What a shame.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:49 a.m. CST

    Other great lines

    by DeweyOxburger

    hows everybody this smonin'? OH MY BABY! SAVE YOURSELVES!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:51 a.m. CST

    @ LaserPants

    by Disgustipitated

    Yes, it's wrong to wish the death of anyone, prick. If you knew your ass from a whole in the ground, you'd know the TEA PARTY MOVEMENT is about as far removed from Nazism as Antarctica is from Hell (like you apparently are from being morally straight). It includes people from EVERY walk of life, all colors, backgrounds & beliefs. It's made up of Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, independents, etc. This country COULD have recovered from the recession if it hadn't been for your anointed one and his cronies spending like a drunken sailor on furlough who's blowing his kid's college money on booze & hookers. LOOK UP THE DETAILS. Those fools have spent more and driven up the deficit higher in the last 3 years than the previous Congress AND Bush did in the previous 7. FACT. They've spent more in the last three years on pork barrel projects & so-called "stimulus packages" that didn't do squat (much of which was sent to non-existent companies at non-existent addresses or is sitting in an account somewhere doing no one any good - FACT) than the ENTIRE COST OF THE IRAQ WAR. FACT. ON RECORD. Does the media tell you that? Didn't think so. As for God, JESUS (why do you call him something else when you don't believe in him? Are you afraid of something?) and going to Heaven...I'd rather believe and find out I'm wrong than not believe and find out I'm wrong. If I die and I'm wrong, I've lost nothing. I'm just some nutcase planted 6 feet under. If you die and you're wrong, you've lost EVERYTHING.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:57 a.m. CST

    Some good points Disgust

    by bobbofatz

    I did not read, was Laser being bad?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:01 a.m. CST

    The Founder

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Yeah fuck the Mars and Moons Missions but let them (The Obamas) spend millions on weekly vacations to Spain and Martha's Vinyard. We already have a Govt Healthcare system that doesn't work, it's called Medicade you dumb bitch. All of you young liberals are showing your age, income, ignorance in this talkback. None of you have had a rough life where you had to use one of these Govt programs. If you did, then you would know that creating another one wouldn't help. Medicade= Broke, Social Security = Near Broke, ObamaCare = Broke before it even starts. How about we fix the systems we have in place before starting a new one huh. Fuck you little girl, fuck you right in the ass. Go to Juarez and one of the Drug Cartels will fuck you in the ass and shoot you in the face for free. Please go there, all liberals must "immigrate" to Juarez Mexico to help the poor Mexican people. Lol, lets see how many of you make it out alive.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:02 a.m. CST

    This site is becoming overrun with

    by bobbofatz

    Obermannites, Stewart Douchers, and just plain sheep.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Since did when all nerds and geeks become

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    spineless weak bitches....oh yeah since the begining of time. That's why they all embrace leberalism. Eat up white sheep Obama loves you

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    ughhh

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    my typos are already starting this early. Jesus Harry, when will you put in an edit feature you redheaded ginger puke

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    No one is coming out because.......

    by bobbofatz

    the end is near!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:10 a.m. CST

    NOVEMBER

    by bobbofatz

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Where are all those little

    by bobbofatz

    pussies that seemed so strong once before?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:12 a.m. CST

    Thanks bobbofatz

    by OutsideChance

    I remember seeing "El Mariachi" and "Desperado" and thinking this was a guy to watch. And, while the guy's had some fun moments over the years since, he still hasn't really moved past the level of craft displayed in those two films. In fact, I think lately he's actually back-slid, given his embrace of camp. Too bad that no one else here wants to talk about cinema and would rather blather on like a retarded version of Crossfire.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:12 a.m. CST

    Oh well....

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Why do liberals think it's funny to call Republicans "Teabaggers" like they suck nuts or something? I find it perplexing since Liberals are the party of the Gays. They openly endorse sticking penis into their anuses and then eating the feces off the penis. It's part of a liberal's daily diet. They suck cock and eat shit to sustain their wretched lives.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Machete.

    by bobbofatz

    Politically correct. I have not seen it but Ill give it 5 out of 5 stars. It is a masterpiece.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:25 a.m. CST

    OC Most of us have feelings

    by bobbofatz

    I don't go to church. I don't know if I could care less about a persons race, religion, or gayness. OC this is where you and your ilk lose. Progressives want to put sects in a box. Divide and conquer. Most Americans want a better country. And all of us are invited.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:30 a.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    You, sir, are a first-class shithead.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Choppah I am tired of your

    by bobbofatz

    nonsense and sometimes logic

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Machete might be the slippery slope Alba needs...

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    to start getting bareass naked in films! NO SIDE ANGLES! NO QUICK SHOTS! NO BLURRY OR STEAMY SHOTS! NO BUTTCRACKS!<P>Just full on bareass naked Jessica Alba on the big screen, DTV, or perferably Skinamax!<p>Really thats where she truly belongs. ScarJo can follow these options as well!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH & Mr. Nice Gaius = Catamites

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    both are small young boys that willing submit themselves for anal sex with older men. Plop Plop Ploppah

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    "Catamites"

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Oooo, somebody has been ready Cormac McCarthy!<P>Like I said, you're a first-class shithead. How do you look in the mirror everyday knowing that you're a hate monger?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    I'm done with this talkback

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    time to spread hate and intolerance of liberal views elsewhere. Choppah and Gaius can tongue punch each others buttholes in peace now. Good luck you two, maybe with Obama's help....you can get married one day and openly buttfuck each other without a condom. Just squat fuck each other into a dizziniess of bunglust and bloody sperm. Then you can face your parents and tell them the good news of your unholy union. Once they accept your new lifestyles you can threesome them without condoms too! Chip Chop Plop Cop Mop Pop Drop Whop Bop Plopah.....you're a fuckin idiot and your nick is gayer than your dads

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:47 a.m. CST

    I'm done with this talkback

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    time to spread hate and intolerance of liberal views elsewhere. Choppah and Gaius can tongue punch each others buttholes in peace now. Good luck you two, maybe with Obama's help....you can get married one day and openly buttfuck each other without a condom. Just squat fuck each other into a dizziniess of bunglust and bloody sperm. Then you can face your parents and tell them the good news of your unholy union. Once they accept your new lifestyles you can threesome them without condoms too! Chip Chop Plop Cop Mop Pop Drop Whop Bop Plopah.....you're a fuckin idiot and your nick is gayer than your dads

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:51 a.m. CST

    Mcgoo.. Maybe there is no god

    by bobbofatz

    but why would you want to hurt people that believe?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    "I'm done with this talkback"

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Are you sure about that? Because you just double-posted 4 minutes later, asshat.<P>Next time you leave to go spread your hate like a coward, make sure you log out.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:58 a.m. CST

    Harry wrote a script?

    by fiester

    Ha! I'd like to read that. Bet it's the most unintentionally hilarious Charlie Kellyesque script ever written.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, noon CST

    Machete is mediocre, at best.

    by Dr. Samuel Loomis

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    Notice who constently bring up

    by bobbofatz

    race, religion and sex type differences. The Al Sharptons, Jesse Jacksons, ACLUs, white supremacists and the rest, here on divisive Isle.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:04 p.m. CST

    Very disappointed in this one...

    by Wes_Reviews_

    Far too preachy and political to be true exploitation. It has its moments, but at times, it feels like it's more interested in making its pro-illegals point than being a fun, grindhouse throwback. I did like some of the performances, and there some truly joyously gruesome moments of absurd violence but the film needed to make up its mind. Remember how preachy and umcomfortable Avatar was? That's how bad this gets at times. I don't care one way or the other if someone wants to make a political movie or not, but here, I feel the "undertones" go far beyond that and actually hinder the fun. The trick of social commentary is for it to not feel like you're being preached at and talked down to. This film does both, all the while dazzing you with nudity, cool stunts, and occasional bloody action. It's closer to propaganda than entertainment, and that's a shame. Maybe it just worked better as a fake trailer, I dunno. The total package isn't quite what I had envisioned. It's worth watching, but be warned that the film has an agenda and that sometimes you have to wade through the "plot" to get to the good stuff. Uneven at best. Fun at times. Wish it were better.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:05 p.m. CST

    alba's nipples are seen?

    by Bouncy X

    i read an interview with her and she mentioned how they digitally added some on her. she was wearing something that covered her up and they went and added some. as for lohan, considering she's posed topless for magazines, dont see why she'd refuse to do it here.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:06 p.m. CST

    BSB voted Obama because of Harry Knowles?

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    "I was pretty ambivalent about both until Harry opened my eyes to Obama, and from then on I was one of his most vocal supporters here." <p> LOL, if ever anyone needed further proof that BringingSexyBack is a complete moron, there it is.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:07 p.m. CST

    Social commentary...

    by Wes_Reviews_

    For example... did the original Dawn of the Dead ever for one minute feel preachy or political? Not at all. You watched the film, were entertained, and STILL got the point Romero was trying to make. I just think Rodriguez tried too hard or went overboard, because the topic at hand is very close to his heart. You can't fault him for that. It just made the movie extremely uneven. Not quite a mess, but it really could've been better.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:10 p.m. CST

    HAHA people like MJ here make me laugh

    by andrew coleman

    I know what he's doing. He's just going crazy to make people mad. It's funny sort of. Problem is he is stating Liberals love gays and that they are all Obama zombies. Problem is if you're for the other side(crazy religious Republican) then you sit on your knees sucking off Glenn Beck and that retard Palin(She's a man btw). So don't go running your mouth about Liberals not being able to think for themselves. Because the other side are zombies for some very stupid and scary people. You can be a facist, racist, sexist if you like but the truth is, these guys mainly hate Obama for his skin color and are scared of difference or change. So they hide behind the Bible which is fucked up. The rest of us just need to make sure that their craziness doesn't mess up our thought process. Of course gays should get married, that is a matter of the government not religion. If you want religion in government go join the Taliban. Because here in the US people have rights that are held by the constitution not the Bible.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:21 p.m. CST

    JESSICA ALBA makes "BAD ACTING" seem good by comparison

    by JonChambers

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:22 p.m. CST

    Also, BSB is lying once again....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...the reason I know he was a Hillary supporter until she lost and then switched to Obama is because I asked him directly at the time. I'd seen his political rants, but I'd also seen his bigotry, so I was curious where he stood. He didn't want to say at first, he said he felt like he was being set up. When I soothed him, the pussy that he is, he admitted this. If he remembers being asked this, he'll remember what name I went by back then.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:23 p.m. CST

    JESSICA ALBA - THE WORST ACTRESS OF THE CENTURY!!!!!!!

    by JonChambers

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Viva Zapata!

    by Shalako

    I will see Machete now that I've had time to think about the plight of Mexicans. To show my support I'm seeing Machete twice! I'll even be wearing a stolen vinyl cowboy hat and a pearl belt buckle with an airbrushed painting of Mary eluding the INS.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH here's a song for you...

    by WavingFlagsInSpace

    I hate myself for this, because you strike me as a real bottom feeder, and it's a huge insult to Carly Simon, but to the tune of "You're So Vain":<p>"You posted on the talkback<p>Like a spammer on too many meds<p>Your words strategically repeated in every thread<p>Your comments are meaningless You had one eye on THE-CH0PPAH<p>As you watched yourself jerk off<p> And Le Vicious Fishus dreamed he'd be your partner,<p>He'd be your partner, and<p><p>You're so inane<p>You probably think this thread is about you<p>You're so inane<p>I'll bet you think this thread is about you<p>Don't you? Don't you?<p><p>You bore us too many times a day<p>With your weak-ass, unfunny shtick.<p>Well, you make these irrelevant claims about films<p>And that you will CHOP, CHOP, CHOP<p>But don’t understand that most don’t give a shit<p>And most of us never did<p>(Except Le Vicious Fishus, Le Vicious Fishus), and<p><p>You're so inane<p>You probably think this thread is about you<p>You're so inane<p>I'll bet you think this thread is about you<p>Don't you? Don't you?<p><p>I had some dreams you were bored with this website<p>and banned from this website,<p><p>You're so inane<p>You probably think this thread is about you<p>You're so inane<p>I'll bet you think this thread is about you<p>Don't you? Don't you?<p><p>Well, I hate myself for giving a shit<p>And typing out this pastiche<p>But your name on a thread is too much to bear<p>To see THE-CHOPPAH is to weep<p>Well, you're on these boards all the time<p>And when you're not, you're with<p>Some broadband pornography whacking your life away,<p>Whacking your life away, and<p><p>You're so inane<p>You probably think this thread is about you<p>You're so inane<p>I'll bet you think this thread is about you<p>Don't you? Don't you?"

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST

    OBAMA

    by DeweyOxburger

    Obama hasn't lived up to the hype by any means, but he hasn't done anywhere near the damage GWB did, both at home and especially overseas...and Clinton was a damn fine president...but more importantly, Ossie Davis' JFK was spot on.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Lewis Black said it best

    by DeweyOxburger

    The Democrats are a party of no ideas. The Republicans are a party of bad ideas.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Haha that Amish pedo looks exactly like Harry!

    by UGG

    giggle giggle giggle

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:52 p.m. CST

    500 Days of Machete

    by Sailor Rip

    Tomas: "So you're an illegal?" <p> Summer: "Eh loco si." <p> *Tries to fit in trunk with twelve other people*

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:06 p.m. CST

    Wesreviews re: social commentary

    by mrgray

    I would liken it more to the American jingoism in movies like Chuck Norris' MIA movies or the Iron Eagle series. Which aren't "grindhouse" per se, but do come off as B-movie. And often let the subtext become text.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Why no discussion of ending drug laws?

    by mjgtexas

    I'm within the realm of Lou Dobbs on illegal immigration, but I'm lucid enough to know 80 percent of the crime would disappear overnight if pot, cocaine, and heroin were legalized. Then rounding up the illegals that sell me their delicious homemade tacos from the back of their car every morning would be much more manageable for both ICE and the shiftless immigrants.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:17 p.m. CST

    Grindhouse made 25 mil its entire run?

    by RPLocke

    How did this get greenlit?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:19 p.m. CST

    This movie looks so awesome.

    by Yelsaeb

    But I doubt I'll be seeing it. It's more of a rent for me.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Harry wouldn't fuck with Machete?

    by blackmantis

    As if anybody assumed he would...I wouldn't fuck with somebody who looked like Danny Trejo even if he was working the cash register at McDonald's.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Nah. There is only one song for THE_CHOPPAH...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...and it is this:<P> http://tinyurl.com/68npve

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:48 p.m. CST

    So, did this movie bomb yet?

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:50 p.m. CST

    NOW, I have a song for all of you.

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    "I Will Always CHOP You"<p>Sung to the tune of coke head Whitney Huston’s “I Will always Love You”<p>If I  <p>Should stay  <p>I will always get in your way  <p>So I won’t go  <p>But I know  <p>You’ll think of me every step of  <p>the way  <p>And I...  <p>Will always  <p>CHOP you, oohh  <p>Will always  <p>CHOP you  <p>You  <p>My darling you  <p>Mmm-mm  <p>Bittersweet  <p>Memories  <p>That is all you’ll be taking from me  <p>So NO good-bye  <p>Please don't cry  <p>We both know I'm JUST what   <p>You need  <p>And I...  <p>Will always CHOP you  <p>I...  <p>Will always CHOP you  <p>You, ooh  <p>[Instrumental / Sax solo] <p>I hope  <p>Harry fucks your behind  <p>And I hope  <p>you have all you've dreamed of  <p>And I wish you joy  <p>and happiness  <p>But above all this  <p>I wish you death <p>And I...  <p>Will always CHOP you  <p>I...  <p>Will always CHOP you  <p>[Repeat as necessary] <p>Oooh  <p>Ooohhh 

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    CHOPPED!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:56 p.m. CST

    DANCE POLITICAL MONKEYS DANCE

    by J-Dizzle

    Rabble Rabble Rabble We must sacrifice our country for the sake of our political opinions Rabble Rabble Rabble We have to prove that we are right and the other side is wrong even if it destroys the country Rabble Rabble Rabble I'm a liberal and I'm always right Rabble Rabble Rabble I'm a conservative and I'm always right Rabble Rabble Rabble Incoherent fucking rabble<p><br /> <br /> It isn't about fixing our nation, its about defending your political ideology. Yep, that pretty much sums up the state of America right now.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    See, acting like an ass and posting insult songs is easy...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    The CHOPPAH'S mindset is easy to copy...he's just a 12 year old pervert with WAY too much time on his hands...

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:02 p.m. CST

    I don't really like Mexican food

    by RPLocke

    Too spicy.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:05 p.m. CST

    The U.S. could solve the problem in Mexico very easily...

    by Bob Cryptonight

    All we need to do is invade the country like we did Iraq. We would probably lose a lot to troops but we would gain more popular acceptance than we did in Iraq. We could clean the place up and encourage people to stay there.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Adoration, CHOP?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Try pity on for size...

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:14 p.m. CST

    Doesn't even mention Michelle Rodriguez

    by kungfuhustler84

    what a faggot

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST

    Lohan finally goes nude? I don't believe it

    by D.Vader

    Really. I don't believe it.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Pink Tacos for everyone.

    by BurnedNotice_Dude

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:26 p.m. CST

    Thanks Harry

    by liljuniorbrown

    I really want to see this movie this weekend. Problem is you turned a movie review into some kind of political statement and did your usual " if you don't like this movie fuck you" thing that you've been doing lately. I don't get that. I thought movies and entertainment as a medium was "art" so it's up to the viewer to decided for themselves. I don't live near the border. Not remotely close,but we have tons of illegals here working landscaping/nursery jobs and other outdoor labor stuff. So far none of them have ever been in the news for killing anybody or raping anybody. This is just one city in the deep south though. I like RR. I liked Predators, and I love Dusk Til Dawn and the entire El Mariachi trilogy. I could give a shit about politics,save that for the daily Kos or Glen Becks website please.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:31 p.m. CST

    Here's my question.

    by Sailor Rip

    Why is everyone, including me, so concerned with Mexicans entering our country illegally and NOT concerned with WHY they're leaving their country in the first place? <p> Seriously. Why isn't Mexico trying to make itself a better nation for all its people? <p> Shit on America all you want but it must be pretty good if people are willing to die just to get here. <p> Why doesn't RR(who apparently loves Mexico so much) make a movie to help his country instead of one basically stating "Hey! We have the right to leave our shitty country if we want!" <p> And even if that's not the point of the film, which I'm sure it isn't, WHY IS NO ONE ADDRESSING WHY PEOPLE WANT TO FLEE MEXICO SO FUCKING BAD! <p> RR, if you love Mexico so much maybe you should send all of the profits of this moview there and maybe set up a charity or back a politician you like and think will make a change for the better. <p> Oh, he was born in Texas. Yeah fuck the country that made you rich. I hear tourism is up in Mexico. If the government wasn't so corrupt maybe they could make some changes for the better. <p> Make a movie about the corrupt Mexican government. But yeah, then you would be killed. It's nice to live in a country with free speech even if you only use that right to piss all over it.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    The jobs pay better here than in Mexico

    by RPLocke

    That's not being ignorant, that's just plain fact.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2:56 p.m. CST

    Salt of the earth

    by Shalako

    No one will stop the Machete revolution! No one will stop me from supporting illegal Mexicans by showing up at theatres in plastic boots and suits made from tobacco leaves and corn silk. That is my vow to my amigos, the people of the soil and the welfare lines. Selah.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3 p.m. CST

    If anyones interested: Alien Prequel Quotes

    by UGG

    from Ridley over at MarketSaw:<p>http://tinyurl.com/4x9bkk<p> I know it's not the same "aliens" people are discussing here but these one's are just as not as lazy and twice as smelly.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:02 p.m. CST

    "Just as Lazy" *

    by UGG

    fucking typo, I still disagree with an edit button though, I don't want no fuckers going back on what they say and then editing their post's...

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    by I Max U Mini

    I'm not going to call you a racist, but this country has a history of screwing with people it doesn't want. It started with Native Americans and now it's Hispanics. We made "laws" to keep out Chinese in the 1800s, we tried to keep the Irish from immigrating over. After emancipation, Southerners frightened, intimidated and lynched the same people we forced over from Africa stacked like logs and chained. Now it's Hispanics. The sad part is, the Mexicans were settled in the Southwest LONG before Whites. Who do you think settled Texas, Arizona, New Mexico, and Southern California? Blue eyed Europeans? The reason I have a problem with anti-immigrationists is they don't complain when Asians and Europeans immigrate to this country. Yes, they do it legally, but the laws are different for people south of our border. It is hundreds of times harder for them to immigrate legally than other nationalities. I'm sure most of them would prefer to immigrate legally. So, while I'm not calling you a racist, I am calling you a xenophobe.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST

    Funniest thing I read today is :"...hell I even wrote a script o

    by unfunnydude

    Just fucking hilarious, coming from a moron who can't write !

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:35 p.m. CST

    harry knowles

    by afterhourss

    this review incensed me and that's because you're an asshole. P.S. commence means 'begin', dickwad. atleast bother to also read the meaning on your word of the day calender.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Want to know why Harry KEEPS SAYING

    by ForgetfulPete

    "if you don't like this then fuck you" well cracked.com has revealed why but I bet not one person here has the balls to admit this is true: http://www.cracked.com/funny-4739-scott-pilgrim/

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    cracked.com SHITS on AICN and AICN users

    by ForgetfulPete

    from cracked.com: Fans were excited by the announcement of the movie--and then every subsequent piece of news that leaked about it--in a way that only geeks or meth addicts can manage. The film's Comic-Con panel almost caused a riot, and the studio was so impressed by the buzz they sank tens of millions into a massive ad campaign (on top of a budget rumored to be between $60 and $80 million). Critics gave the movie excellent reviews (on part with Inception on RottenTomatoes.com). Finally it was time for fans to turn their enthusiasm into purchased tickets... The result? A miserable $10.5 million its first weekend, and a total box office run of less than $30 million. The film won't even make enough money to pay for its marketing campaign. What the hell happened to all those enthusiastic fans? Many, many, many articles have been written in the last few weeks trying to explain it, but it probably comes down to the simple fact that in the world of the geek and in the age of the internet, loving something does not necessarily translate to a willingness to spend money on it. Read more: http://www.cracked.com/funny-4739-scott-pilgrim/#ixzz0yayBCuZi

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    jesus......

    by macheesmo3

    liberals are stupid emotional morons...... conservatives are greedy mean assholes..... there argument over..... go do something constructive you dipshits

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:39 p.m. CST

    finally the truth is coming out again

    by ForgetfulPete

    geeks are the stain on the crotch of the american cinema.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Mexico: North America's trailer park

    by IndyCollector

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    ForgetfulPete LOL

    by RPLocke

    RT has never been a good barometer of how people enjoy a movie. Piranha was at 70 percent and that fucker bombed worse than MacGrubber.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Arizona

    by Baryonyx

    Arizona was originally a place that Native Americans lived in, then it became a Spanish colony, then it became part of Mexico - and it only became a U.S. state on February 14, 1912!! Yes: in 1912! Such a long, long history as a U.S. state!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST

    I just realised that I come to this site...

    by Robbie Fowler

    ...for the talkback, cos Harry's reviews have become a bag of bollocks.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:56 p.m. CST

    ForgetfulPete

    by UGG

    seen that earlier today, fuckin funny and true. <p> Also RED LETTER MEDIA has the review of the JJ Star Trek up<p> http://tinyurl.com/ybspzs3 <p> He's spot on again and I agree with all he say's if I remember correctly.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:56 p.m. CST

    The reasons why Transformers and Pirates

    by RPLocke

    movies make millions of bucks that they appeal to everyone. Not the 12 or so fans that followed the animated show.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 4 p.m. CST

    Robbie Fowler ahaha

    by UGG

    cool name laa

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 4:22 p.m. CST

    The Choppah

    by RPLocke

    and that's why you're a douchebag

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 4:25 p.m. CST

    Lindsay Lohan blows

    by D.Vader

    And not in the good way (not nearly enough, anyway). She'd never have done this movie if her career wasn't in the shitter.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 4:29 p.m. CST

    Harry "wrote a script on spec"

    by D.Vader

    That suggests someone paid him to do it. And that's an utterly frightening- and extremely unbelievable- prospect.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH

    by RPLocke

    Ran out of A Team reviews?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Machete failed to chop up the box office.

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 4:54 p.m. CST

    The beginning was awesome but...

    by uberfreak

    the climactic battle was pretty lame. Not theatre worthy.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Actually, D.Vader...

    by Manatee

    Writing a script "on spec" means no one is paying you to do it. 'Spec' means 'Speculative.' You are speculating that someone will give a shit and buy your script. Just sayin'...

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Machete = Birth of a nation for mexicans

    by JimboTHC

    This movie was Racist garbage and I'm disappointed in Rodriguez. I grew up in California and moved away due to the exploding population. Flooding our country with refugees from a second world war zone is hurting native citizens, destroying our economy and raising taxes. I wont apologize for not wanting to live around people who idolize gang culture and blasting mariachi music out of a bumping low rider at 3 AM. And before you start the "Right wing southern bull" I voted for Peter Camejo for governor, Nader in 2000 and wrote in Kucinich/Paul in the presidential elections so keep your stereotypes to yourself KTHNXBAI.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 5:02 p.m. CST

    Shit Manatee you're right

    by D.Vader

    Brain fart on my part I guess. Usually I associate the phrase (on spec) with established writers and directors who could easily sell it but weren't paid for the work until they do. I don't consider the scripts I've written to be "on spec" bc I'm not established. But you are correct.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    A SEX MACHINE script, Harry?

    by SonOfChiba

    Shit, I want to see this!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Fareal...that was my favorite line, too...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    "You will see tits, belonging to Lindsey Lohan"

    by Voice O. Reason

    That should've described every movie she's been in since "Mean Girls."

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH

    by Shalako

    I dig the cut of his jib. Chop on.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 5:49 p.m. CST

    ONE TIME ME AND PANCHO VILLA WENT OUT

    by RPLocke

    to get some hookers. He was trashed.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:12 p.m. CST

    HA! Anyone got a theory on who THE_CHOPPAH used to be?

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I've got one...but it's only a guess.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:17 p.m. CST

    Awww. Don't be like dat, CHOPPAH!

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    We is mates, you and me.<P>*** GIVES CHOPPAH A NOOGIE ***

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:17 p.m. CST

    The Choppah is really Jaka

    by RPLocke

    HI JAKA!!!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:19 p.m. CST

    HA BUSTED!!!!!!!!

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    Baryonyx AZ hasn't been Mexican territory since 1848

    by Darth_Inedible

    Just clearing up any confusion.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST

    "WHO AM I..."

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Doesn't everyone ask themselves that question at some point, CHOPPAH?<P>My "acumen" has produced a theory; one which I'd love to disclose but I seriously doubt I would receive an honest response on its accuracy.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:26 p.m. CST

    I'll give you honesty above reproach...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Heh.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Yeah, don't trust him, Gaius...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Pancho Villa could drink and drink!

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    choppa...

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    aicns version of Chuck Norris jokes

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    choppa...

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    aicns version of Chuck Norris jokes

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    He lies like a snake...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    choppa...

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    aicns version of Chuck Norris jokes

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    choppa...

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    aicns version of Chuck Norris jokes

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:39 p.m. CST

    Horrible movie

    by jdb1972

    Racist piece of trash advocating killing Americans who, you know, want non-Americans to go through a process to come here. Also, a "fun" Che shout-out. Harry, maybe RR can make a film with heroic Klansmen killing black criminals, mulatto rapists, lazy Mexicans, and greedy Jews next time. You know, so this film will have company at the bottom of the barrel.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:39 p.m. CST

    The Choppah is...

    by Shalako

    Edmond Dantés...he's you...and me. He is all of us.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:43 p.m. CST

    just read choppa theories

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    so we should ((hug)) him?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:46 p.m. CST

    "I had you pegged..."

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Nah, you can't peg MNG. It's how I've managed to survive in the AICN Wastelands for so long. But I will say this:<P> underscores and bold text go a long way. Right, Cheeses?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    McGooCain

    by RPLocke

    Hells yeah. PV!!!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Robert Ramirez is overrated

    by Foucault

    And another violent movie? Thanks but no.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:07 p.m. CST

    Mr Gaius, I'm just a simple man trying to find my way in the uni

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    AND, I've been from one end of this galaxy to the other, and I ain't never seen anything that makes me believe in underscores and bold text...

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:07 p.m. CST

    You underscore everytime you post, CHOPPAH.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Not that MNG minds. For my penis is mightier.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST

    Oh, Cheeses_of_Nazareth...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...thanks for making this funnier than I thought it would be.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST

    Don Johnson

    by joker40

    first thing..who cares about acting..its jessica alba..2nd..Hopefully in the next one they make a character of lindsey lohan's nun gimmick(maybe take over the church?) 3rd..don johnson had a very good performance as the corrupt sherrif..and of course deniro, what more do ya need..congrats to danny trejo on his first leading role..now when does "MACHETTE KILLS" come out...if only direct dvd..

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:13 p.m. CST

    Yeah MNG

    by D.Vader

    Ive thought the same thing for awhile.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:13 p.m. CST

    And you refer to yourself as THE_CHOPPAH?

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I'm just holding up a mirror. Try not to read too much into it.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:15 p.m. CST

    D.Vader!

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    So, you're onto this as well?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    Yessir.

    by D.Vader

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Sometimes I think it is

    by D.Vader

    Other times, I'm really not so sure. Could all be coincidence.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:36 p.m. CST

    D.Vader

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    There is always a possibility of multiple log-ins...but I'm pretty sure of what we witnessed here.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    When shit a Machete is reflected.

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    I take that unrelated email seriously leter. 'Nuff said.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    Yes, finely chopped_cheese is delicious...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    REPUBLICANS DONT CARE ABOUT THE BORDER!

    by JimboTHC

    I'm so sick of this if your Liberal you want to absorb 200K refugees and if your a republican you want to keep them out. BUSH & REPUGNICANS DIDNT DO SHIT TO SECURE THE BORDER. REPUBLICANS LOVE CHEAP EXPLOITABLE LABOR TO DESTROY THE UNIONS AND KEEP NEGROES & THE POOR IN LINE WITH WILLING AND EAGER SLAVES IF YOU DARE TO COMPLAIN. I am a unapologetic hippy Nader raider and the Mexicans need to fix there own country. They don't because they have cultural idolization of Gang culture.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Ohhhhh wait a second MNG

    by D.Vader

    I thought you were implying someone else, someone older who retired from AICN. I'm pretty sure it's not your suspect.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:06 p.m. CST

    D.Vader

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I think I know who you are referring to and that particular person is still in my back pocket (so to speak). But if you look at posts 06:24:34 PM and 06:26:02 PM, things got rather interesting in an amusing way.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:06 p.m. CST

    Finely chopped_cheese, Gaius? If I'm reading you right...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I'm flattered...but, I'm just a fan. CHOPPAH is on 24/7..I have like a real job that occupies 50 to 60 hours a week...<p>He is a funny, twisted fuck though, isn't he...

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST

    I do try to imitate and goad him from time to time...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    CHOPPAH is at his funniest when he is challenged...

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST

    My dad is convinced that civil war is coming

    by Dark Knight Lite

    Reading this talkback makes me think he might be right. What happened to reasoned debate? Oh yeah, and I've got a new policy - any movie Harry likes I'll Netflix in 5 months. That's how I'm responding to his asinine INCEPTION review.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:10 p.m. CST

    I know who Choppah is.

    by ColonelFatheart

    He's an unemployed literature professor with too much time on his hands.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST

    I think CHOPPAH is Kanye West...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    its not like he has anything else going on right now...

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:20 p.m. CST

    Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I've seen this kind of thing before and I always get a kick out of watching certain Talkbackers/Trolls try to avoid being recognized or run away from their previous incarnations (which is something I never understood). But it's all in good fun, man.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:21 p.m. CST

    Choppah is on too much

    by D.Vader

    Which is why it couldn't be the Cheese, and that's also what keeps me from thinking it's our other mutual friend, MNG,, as he has other things he has to run throughout the day. Still, they have similar styles sometimes.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:22 p.m. CST

    If civil war does break out, I know what I'm doing

    by terry1978

    Coming back from Canada and picking over the remains after the fact, baby.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    Dark Knight Lite

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    When I consider some of the things I've read on the internets (such as posts on recognized news sites and political blogs), I have to wonder if your dad may not be onto something.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    choppa is scriptgirl

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    D.Vader

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Cool. Actually, I sometimes think that other guy is posting on AICN under a different name...and it's a name that I'm sure you're familiar with.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:33 p.m. CST

    Wait a minute, I know who the Choppah is......

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    LOOK OUT!!!! HE'S STANDING BEHIND YOU WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE!!!!!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    more F.A.C.T.S from boxofficemojo.com

    by ForgetfulPete

    The Mexican edged out The American on Friday, though the latter is poised to come out on top as the weekend progresses. Neither picture generated much excitement, and overall business was typically lackluster for the start of Labor Day weekend. Ripping onto around 3,500 screens at 2,670 locations, Machete mustered an estimated $3.9 million, which was more than Gamer's $3.3 million, Babylon A.D.'s $3.1 million and Crank's $3.3 million among recent Labor Day action movies. Machete's source, Grindhouse, pulled in $5 million on its opening day, while director Robert Rodriguez's last action movie, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, grossed $8.8 million on its first day back in Sept. 2003.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    fact: MACHETE COSTS MORE THAN, MAKES LESS THAN GRINDHOUSE

    by ForgetfulPete

    bottom line!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    I'll bet....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ....you guys looked behind you. Don't lie....you looked.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    I know who CHOPPAH is

    by Bright_Boy

    CHOPPAH is who all our dicks wish we could be

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    thank you master...

    by Bright_Boy

    But I am not a jedi yet...

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:08 p.m. CST

    CreationistTechnophobicManiacs is my fucking hero

    by Star Hump

    Goddamn that was inspired, and every fucking word of it is true.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:17 p.m. CST

    my review of "THIS TALKBACK"

    by Bright_Boy

    Read that again recently. The first hour is still really good. But I had forgotten how much it descends into a big-budget A-Team episode by the end...rather dull extended shootouts with clunky editing. I guess that marked the moment where RPLocke's destiny lay in talkbacks that were more about action than comedy, for much of the next decade. I was so hopeful when "THE TREE OF LIFE TALKBACK" came out that it heralded the return of both RPLocke and Geektard_Smasher as genuinely funny people. But it was a false dawn for both. I can feel the chop growing within me...

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST

    Gayass and Ploppah have turned this talkback into a total

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    dick lovers convention. So when are your gay dads coming out?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    In one of his lesser mellow moods...

    by ConfusedPanda

    ...he slap chopped my sister in front of me. I will never forget.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:27 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I doubt it, he must have been role playing with your brother. You should join them and let 'em shoot their warm goo inside your vagina looking anus. Then you can stand over them and push it out. It will go plop plop ploppah on their eager faces

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:28 p.m. CST

    I happen to know CHOPPAH...

    by Bright_Boy

    And here are 5 fun facts: 1. He killed a vietcong with his bare hands... 10 yrs after the war ended. 2. He once stopped a chinese tank dead in his tracks... With his cock. 3. Captain america may have punched hitler... But CHOPPAH donkey-punched hirohito 4. He knows what lurks in the hearts of men.... Mostly semen and vhs copies of teen wolf 2 5. He once nursed an injured dolphin back to health.... Just so he could kill it himself

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:28 p.m. CST

    secondly, your dad must be gay if he texts you

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:29 p.m. CST

    this tb is proof we dont care about aicn

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    the last few hours has been about chops secret identity...that goes to show you, WE'RE what matters at this site...harry should hire us all (minus anyone with a underscore in their name)

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    Dear McGooCain

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Obama wants you! ...to suck his Muslim balls. try again faggot

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    that's right MJ

    by Bright_Boy

    Your dad was just there for the clean-up-shop rimjobs. He hasn't earned fucking rights yet.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:34 p.m. CST

    chops secret identity lol

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    He's either continentalop or SCOTTPILGRIMFAN. I haven't heard from conti since I threatened to beat the shit out of him. So Im going with SCOTTPILGRIMFAN. Either way, he's still a fag

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Nah Bright_Boy

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    He was too busy giving your dad a turd slurpee. So what's up, you wanna suck my dick too?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:38 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    most Marines are gay....so what's your point?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    My penis is soooo freaking sore

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I was pounding Choppah into submission last night....no lube. It was brutal, his butthole looked like a glazed doughnut afterwards. That can't be good for his health...but I ain't stoppin'

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    nah mj

    by Bright_Boy

    If I wanna taste your moms pussy, I'll just suck it off my own dick.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:42 p.m. CST

    I have just enough for you....

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    and your mom. Let's threesome for old times sake

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:43 p.m. CST

    Bright_Boy

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    If you wanna taste your moms pussy, you have to suck it off my Great Danes doggy cock.....cause that's what she likes....doggy cock

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:45 p.m. CST

    Dear McGooCain

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Your breath smells like pre-cum and your anus smells like post-cum

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:46 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    No I confuse it with your front pussy

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:47 p.m. CST

    lol .....

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    front pussy....classic

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:47 p.m. CST

    ya, my mom isn't very ambitious...

    by Bright_Boy

    Your moms moose-cock-worshipping puts my ma to shame.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:47 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I should know, I pump enough of into you every night

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:48 p.m. CST

    How about this

    by rogueleader66

    Your both fags (Choppah and MJ), go to a motel have a fucking orgy and shut the fuck up and get out of the fucking TB, your all a waste of fucking space, not to mention carbon.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:48 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    You're not a very good troll now are you.....I'm losing interest pretty quick here

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:49 p.m. CST

    rogueleader66

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    You're just mad because you have a wet pussy and no one wants to fuck you

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:51 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH....I'm waiting

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    are you gonna make me laugh or what?! Your are like ....a weak troll. Diet Troll or Troll lite.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    LOL Yea I got a wet pussy

    by rogueleader66

    She is lying in my bed waiting for me to fuck her....you should try women gay boy, they are a lot more fun. But you seem to be just fine playing your fag games with your boyfriend Choppah.<P>Awwww how cute you two are, two fags pretending to hate each other. We all know the truth. Carry on gay boys!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:53 p.m. CST

    Where's Trannyformersapologist or

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    that FuckMichaelBay guy? All the good trolls are gone. I'm the last one from the old days. Now we just have queers like Choppah and Scottpilgrimfan. AICN needs to be shut down

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:54 p.m. CST

    She is lying in my bed waiting for me to fuck her

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I'm sure your mom enjoys your little pink dick. But all of us big boys like to fuck outside of our families.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:55 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Your dick is so small you piss on your nutts.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:55 p.m. CST

    I think rogueleader66 just got chopped

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    Don't let us keep you rogueleader66

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    go get some of that hot old Mom pussy...eat what you know right. Then crawl back in when your done frantically pounding away on that old dead bitch ya fuckin retard

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    CHOPPAH go away...

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    your like the Carlos Mencia of AICN, unfunny and gay

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10 p.m. CST

    is this all because of a movie?

    by sith_rising

    priceless!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:02 p.m. CST

    Shit what the hell happened when I left?

    by D.Vader

    Good God...

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:02 p.m. CST

    CHOPPAH

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    stop with the goats and the monkeys and the small penis jokes. Your material is whack, you are whack, Scott Pilgrim vs The World is whack. give it up rookie

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    actually mj

    by Bright_Boy

    You are the steve irwin of this talkback: dead in the water. Choppah owned you

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    actually mj

    by Bright_Boy

    You are the steve irwin of this talkback: dead in the water. CHOPPAH owned you

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:08 p.m. CST

    no matter what side of this debate your on

    by redrain

    step #1 close the border!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:08 p.m. CST

    So anyways....

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I was walking down the street today and it was so freaking hot. Like fuckin Baghdad hot. Then I came up on to disgusting fat rats just fucking the shot out of each other....no joke. They were seriously going at it in broad daylight in the heat. It was so foul. So I ran up to kick them when I realized it was CHOPPAH and rogueleader66. I paused for a second in disgust...and then proceeded to kick the shit out of them. It was nasty, I kept kicking Choppah in the face...but he kept fucking harder. He wouldn't stop. I don't even think rogueleader66 was still alive by this point. Finally Choppah blew his little rodent load and scurried into the shadows. But his penis was still swelled up inside of rogueleader66, so he drug the lifeless corpse behind him. Gross.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:09 p.m. CST

    sounded so nice...

    by Bright_Boy

    Posted it twice.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:09 p.m. CST

    oh, and one more thing

    by redrain

    this talkback sucks my balls!!!!!!!!!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:10 p.m. CST

    lol the typos

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    oh well, the story still flows

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:12 p.m. CST

    Bright_Boy

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    you're the Miachael Jackson of this talkback...a dead pedophile.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:12 p.m. CST

    McGooCain

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    then you must be a conservative

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST

    darth maul

    by Bright_Boy

    Yeah, and the world would be better off if he never existed in the first place.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST

    oh, and one more thing

    by redrain

    Machete=rental(at best)

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST

    Goodnight ya'll

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    May you all die in your sleep tonight

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:15 p.m. CST

    Good night misunderstood Mexican person.

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:15 p.m. CST

    I will go see this movie

    by Spinninmarty

    But I won't buy a ticket. I'll just take up undocumented residency in the theater.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:16 p.m. CST

    McGooCain

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    see ya in bed

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:17 p.m. CST

    pedophile? granted, you sis was young...

    by Bright_Boy

    But you'd already worked her in so good for me

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Bright_Boy

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    admitting to be a pedophile to cut down my sister doesn't change the fact....that you're still a pedophile

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:19 p.m. CST

    Peace baby Trolls

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I'm still Troll #1

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:23 p.m. CST

    no judge would convict me...

    by Bright_Boy

    I honestly thought she was 13....

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:26 p.m. CST

    #2 in the bed every night

    by Bright_Boy

    See what he did there? That shit was crazy clever. He just chopped on a whole new level

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:30 p.m. CST

    mexicans need to go back to ...

    by DioxholsterReturns

    Arizona. hahaha

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:34 p.m. CST

    Harry wouldn

    by Cash907

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:35 p.m. CST

    RPLocke

    by redrain

    "I don't really like Mexican food"---"man oh man i love tacos!" what a wishy-washy(Democrat)mother fucker you are!!!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:36 p.m. CST

    redrain

    by RPLocke

    Mexican women smell.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:37 p.m. CST

    oh, and one more thing

    by redrain

    you may not like the the republican party,but at least you know what your getting!!!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:38 p.m. CST

    Damn, George Clooney is officially a hack!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Getting beat by Machete?!<p>For years the studios have been pushing this guy as some kinda megastar but they forgot to add that Clooney can't open movies unless his more famous friends are his costars!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:40 p.m. CST

    with your help choppah...

    by Bright_Boy

    Perhaps one day I can be a bright_man

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:43 p.m. CST

    Sounds like some of you...

    by ConfusedPanda

    ...need to join a help group now that you've been chopped. The healing can begin, and it starts with you.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:43 p.m. CST

    by redrain

    by redrain

    do i know you?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    oh, and one more thing

    by redrain

    wipe off you mouse

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:45 p.m. CST

    Yeah but do we see closeups of any female feet?

    by Orionsangels

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:47 p.m. CST

    redrain nthe pool

    by redrain

    what?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    summer's never over

    by redrain

    where i live!!!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:58 p.m. CST

    redrain nthe pool

    by redrain

    What?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:02 p.m. CST

    oh,and one more thing

    by redrain

    Cthulian train of thought=NERD

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:04 p.m. CST

    on the choppah's radar!

    by redrain

    I HAVE ARRIVED!!!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:06 p.m. CST

    oh, and one more thing

    by redrain

    clean the pool from all your piss and cum, ultra shock!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:08 p.m. CST

    only a Democrat

    by redrain

    would waste all that water!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:11 p.m. CST

    i have had unprotected sex in a swimming pool

    by redrain

    with a woman(her piss,my cum)

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:15 p.m. CST

    Horrible film

    by Dragon

    Of course Harry likes the film. No surprise there. I, however, was surprised... At just how awful the film was. I walked out of the theater with the realization that Robert Rodriguez is a straight up hack. It's taken me awhile to admit this, but with each film it becomes more and more obvious. This is a film of zero substance. Steven Seagal is the BEST actor in the film, that ought to tell you something. Jeff Fahey and Cheech Marin are at least interested in trying. Lindsey Lohan, tits or no tits, is completely finished. Jessica Alba...Harry got that one right. But hell Michelle Rodriguez isn't any better. Trejo delivers his lines with all the panache of a cadaver. Deniro is lost here, with an accent that comes and goes like a wandering wind. Don Johnson is one note, the one note being something only dogs hear. This is a film so matter of fact about it's numerous decapitations and eviscerations that it's bloated body count does nothing but serve as a reminder of how dead this film is artistically. Nothing new here, just lazy filmmaking and an incoherent 'message' about immigration. What that message is supposed to be is jackhammered with such carelessness that it makes the Star Trek episode with the half black/half white aliens look absolutely profound. The film is paced like a dog-walker gone astray, vast sections of the film would put a tweeker to sleep. And unlike the original trailer, this film is not heavily stylized, and since the film lacks anything tangible to wrap your brain around, it exposes all it's flaws for all to see. Don't waste your money, see Scott Pilgrim or see Inception a 3rd or 4th time, this is a Mexploitation film with no sense of fun (save for the opening 5-10 minutes), nor any sense or awareness of what made the original fake trailer so good in the first place.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:16 p.m. CST

    she's no longer technically a woman...

    by redrain

    if you know what i mean

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:16 p.m. CST

    THE AMERICAN was awesome! MECHETE was horrid.

    by The_Genteel_Gentile

    I know Machete was supposed to be a lark, but aren't larks supposed to be fun? This flick was seriously a test of wills. Rodriguez is one lazy, ignorant hack. It's like one weekend he just grabbed a camera and made up a movie as he went along... oh wait that is what he did! To think, people actually have to pay money to see this crap. The political views being pimped in this thing are about as insightful and nuanced as the film itself (trite fantasy for the mentaly handycap). The only decent moments in this entire debacle were the vary breif scenes of the nude mexican girl in the pre credits, Alba semi-nude in the shower and Jeff Fahey going into a drug din to get his daughter picking off meth heads along the way. Those few vertues amount to about ona and a half minutes of screen time, the other hour and fourty-three minuted are simply atrocious. And I actually puked a little in my mouth seeing the beautiful angel known as Jessica Alba kiss a 60+ year old, weathered as hell, mexicon ex-con named Danny. Ah, I'm getting nauseous right now even thinking about it. <p> Meanwhile The American was taut, smart and had better kills and nudity. <p> American hitman in Italy > Mexican federale in America <p> Trust me.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    "vIrtues amount to about onE and a half minutes"

    by The_Genteel_Gentile

    I actually can spell, when I'm not lamenting the money I waisted on seeing this turd.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    come on chop!

    by redrain

    i do vac the bottom once in a while!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:25 p.m. CST

    IS THE CHOPPAH MALE OR FEMALE?

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:25 p.m. CST

    with my tongue

    by redrain

    of the pool that is!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH(THE_FIRE)

    by redrain

    I DON'T FEAR THE FIRE, I EMBRACE IT!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    Is RPLocke a hermaphrodite?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Enquiring minds don't really give a shit...

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    I mean, What do you care if CHOPPAH is male or female, RP...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    It still owns your ass...

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:35 p.m. CST

    McGooCain

    by redrain

    The woman don't go for a dirty pool!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:35 p.m. CST

    And damn did CHOPPAH take apart that dead corpse dude...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Bravo, Chop, bravo...

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:36 p.m. CST

    oh, and one more thing

    by redrain

    Shut the fuck up locke

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:40 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH does not believe...

    by ConfusedPanda

    ...in gender discrimination.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:41 p.m. CST

    IS CHEEZES OF NAZARATH A HOMER SEXUAL?!!

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:42 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH(THE_FIRE)

    by redrain

    Is Beyond the Physical

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    i will suck penuts out of

    by redrain

    a woman's ass! so fuck off McGooCain

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:46 p.m. CST

    Ya mj ran...

    by Bright_Boy

    With his tail between his legs. Which is usually where he keeps his penis.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:50 p.m. CST

    Well it's a post-op

    by Bright_Boy

    But it sorta counts

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:11 a.m. CST

    Your ego is.

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:16 a.m. CST

    This talkback is a madhouse!

    by D.Vader

    A MAAAADHOOOOOUSE!'

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:17 a.m. CST

    YES I DO LOVE RAPING PICKLES!!!

    by RPLocke

    IN CHEESE SAUCE.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:24 a.m. CST

    I declare this talkback to be...

    by D.Vader

    ... an OUTLAAAAAAW!!!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:44 a.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH reminds of something from American Gangster...

    by snakecharmer

    "the loudest one in the room is usually the weakest."

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:47 a.m. CST

    THE CHOPPAH IS A PIMP!

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:50 a.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH

    by The Dark Shite

    I'll repeat something I wrote on another TB. Purely because I feel like it & I can. <p> The only thing worse than laughing at your own jokes, is doing it in the guise of a character you've created, complete with catchphrases, in a tragically pathetic, desperate bid to become some sort of a cult figure/big fish in a small pond. <p> "Hey everybody! Look at me!!! CHOP CHOP CHOP!! You've been chopped!! THE_CHOPPAH" <p> Tit.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:55 a.m. CST

    Lohad still bone-worthy, but not as much

    by Onin Solstice

    She's got a big pair of tits and a red fire bush, so she's good in my book. But if I had my Dolorean, I'd time travel to Mean Girls-era Lohan and schtupp that round plushy freckled ass until I pass out.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:55 a.m. CST

    The Dark Shite

    by ConfusedPanda

    I love your tear-down-the-schtick-of-others routine. You're a worthy follower of Sir Chop!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:55 a.m. CST

    ITS JUST BEEN REVOKED

    by D.Vader

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:57 a.m. CST

    The only thing left that's still good about the Lohan...

    by D.Vader

    Are her big tits,and that's a fact. Soon they'll go the way of her face and start looking 20 yrs too old too soon too.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:57 a.m. CST

    chop vs mj was funny

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    now who the hell is mj? and chops new sidekick brightboy? argh the suspense!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:58 a.m. CST

    For what it's worth...

    by BarryConvex

    I just got back from seeing "Machete" and it was very disappointing. There were a few flashes of brilliance, but it wasn't enough to save it from becoming a boring parody of itself. Reviews for this and a lot of the other movies that get pimped out in this site prove that Harry has the worst taste in movies. The fact that he loved this and thought "Inception" was okay just proves it.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:59 a.m. CST

    Just saw the flick

    by juiceboy66

    This might have been addressed already but who has time to read all this stupid bullshit. Any way, I'm pretty sure that was a body double and not Lindsy Lohan's actual tits.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:01 a.m. CST

    First there was Wayne's World

    by ConfusedPanda

    ...then Wayne's World 2. Next came Bobby's World featuring the voice of Howie Mandel. Now, the world belongs to THE_CHOPPAH.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:01 a.m. CST

    The_Dark_Shite

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    lol <P> THE CHOPPAH is a tit, ain't he?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:01 a.m. CST

    Dammit, I had high hopes for Machete

    by D.Vader

    But I haven't read one review from a talkbacker that is really happy about it. Course, I haven't read all of this TB, but the last few reviews don't inspire me. Really wanted to see it too.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:03 a.m. CST

    I wouldn't be surprised if it was a boobie double

    by D.Vader

    Lohan's a bitch.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:04 a.m. CST

    He just tries...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard. <P> Probably just compensating for his lack of social relevance in real life lol

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:05 a.m. CST

    Enough "lol"s for ya CHOP?

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    ;-)

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:06 a.m. CST

    indeed boob doubles

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    but there is side/cleavage boob from hohan...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:06 a.m. CST

    Something tells me...

    by ConfusedPanda

    ...this isn't the kind of movie that would persuade an actress, no matter how desperate for fame/attention/money, to do on-screen nudity for the first time.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:07 a.m. CST

    And who cares about Lohan's boobs?

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    We already saw 'em in that magazine shoot a year or so ago... <P> Pretty nice actually.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:07 a.m. CST

    THE-CHOPPAH.. I'm in! Except we'd take turns.

    by Onin Solstice

    Gonna watch Mean Girls tonight just so I can see my LiLo do her thing. Good to know others think she's still hot. Redheads make me break beds!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:10 a.m. CST

    To anyone that missed the nude photo shoot...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    http://nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/ <P> There ya go

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:14 a.m. CST

    RE: Lohan's tits

    by BarryConvex

    I got the impression that her head was superimposed on to a body double.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:14 a.m. CST

    The funniest thing about El choppo is..

    by The Dark Shite

    I wrote on another TB "You are what you eat", referring to his name. He clearly didn't understand it & replied...<p> "Cock. That is all".<p> It's rare to find someone so mentally deficient that he hands you your own insulting punchlines on a silver platter. It's like Xmas!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:15 a.m. CST

    Isn't It Sad That There Are Porn Actresses That Can...

    by Media Messiah

    ...and do, out act, Jessica Alba, with ease? She hasn't tried to deliver an acting performance for years, because horny studio execs keep casting her in films, I assume, hoping to bang her on the side, so she feels no pressure to study the craft of acting. But is it worth it, really--all of this casting couch stuff, if that indeed is the case here? Just bang her on the side, and pay her what you would have paid her to star in a film, and just get a real actress who can act to play the damn role. Not to say that it would have saved Machete, as Robert Rodriguez has fastly become the worst director, and worst writer, in Hollywood--still, if they had gotten a better actress to play the Alba role, maybe it would have made this trash, a little less trashy.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:15 a.m. CST

    As if THE CHOPPAH knows anything about...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    "Breaking Beds" <P> lol

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:16 a.m. CST

    THE CHOPPAH...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Most likely looks like Zach Galifianakis...<P> Or perhaps Jonah Hill

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:17 a.m. CST

    Lohan was desperate enough I promise you

    by D.Vader

    Her career is in the fucking shitter. I blame Rodriguez for being a goddamned pussy. No one will work with her. She's too fucking risky, liable to fuck a production over by getting arrested or always showing up late for work. RR could have told her to show tits or get the fuck out, and it could have made fucking millions on that element alone. But RR was too much of a pussy to make it happen. Losing Lohan would not have hurt the movie in ANY way.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:18 a.m. CST

    CHOP

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Ummmmmmm, yes. <P> What exactly would you call it? lol <P> She is clearly COMPLETELY NAKED, covered only by a SEE-THRU sheet, where you can clearly see EVERY INCH of her, excluding her vag lips... <P> So yes, i would consider that NUDE.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:20 a.m. CST

    Speaking of redheads...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Christina Hendricks owns all... <P> She makes Lohan look like that little boy from "Malcolm in the Middle"

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:25 a.m. CST

    Lindsay...

    by ConfusedPanda

    ...is willing to put on the skirt and red shirt from Mean Girls for THE_CHOPPAH's pleasure. Lindsay chopped.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:25 a.m. CST

    McGooCain... heh

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Touche... <P> Although, i'm not really sure we would WANT to see what she's got going down there with what we know about her personal life... <P> Probably an absolute disaster down there.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:27 a.m. CST

    Jesus Chopuh... give it a fuckin rest already

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Semantics much? <P> Yes, she is TECHNICALLY FUCKING NUDE. What the fuck man? lol <P> And for the record... i never said she "got my dick hard". No way.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:28 a.m. CST

    You'd have to be desperate to Shag Lohan

    by RPLocke

    She's been in prison.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:29 a.m. CST

    Christina Hendricks in "Firefly"...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    THAT got my fuckin' dick hard.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:29 a.m. CST

    Diora Baird is another redhead...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    that makes Lohan look like a mutt.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:30 a.m. CST

    While we're on the topic of redheads...

    by BarryConvex

    Deborah Ann Woll. 'Nuff said.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:33 a.m. CST

    Was Nikki Cox a redhead?

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    And Nicole Fucking Kidman.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:34 a.m. CST

    Diora Baird

    by D.Vader

    Is a fucking goddess. Holy fucking shit.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:36 a.m. CST

    D.Vade

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Her tits are fucking RIDICULOUS, huh? <P> Jesus christ...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:37 a.m. CST

    Yes Nikki Cox was

    by D.Vader

    And damn if she wasn't spilling out of every dress she wore.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:37 a.m. CST

    Christina Hendricks + Diora Baird =

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    My ass in a seat. <P> Make it so hollywood!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:38 a.m. CST

    Uhhhhhh YES

    by D.Vader

    They're like Christina Hendricks size but attached to a smaller, hotter more athletic body. I mean, god damn!!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:39 a.m. CST

    So she was wasn't she??

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Goddamn... 3 fucking natural, huge tittied redheads. <P> And an honorable mention to Bryce Dallas Howard, despite being flat as a board...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:40 a.m. CST

    Dead_Flag_Blues

    by BarryConvex

    Have you seen Nikki Cox lately? Google her and see why one shouldn't get plastic surgery.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:41 a.m. CST

    Nikki Cox today...

    by ConfusedPanda

    frightens me. I can't even think about her former hotness without her looks today seeping through and scaring the shit out of me.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:43 a.m. CST

    Bryce Dallas is pretty damn hot too

    by D.Vader

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:43 a.m. CST

    lol @ barryconvex

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Word... Man, that's such a sad fuckin' story. <P> Well, at least we got "Unhappily Ever After" for all of eternity ;-) <P> And damn, she started that show when she was like 15/16! Yowza

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:44 a.m. CST

    "She wasn't she"? Huh?

    by D.Vader

    I'm confused.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:45 a.m. CST

    Never mind

    by D.Vader

    I totally misread.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:46 a.m. CST

    Hey, how 'bout that chick Julianna Guill?

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    From the Friday the 13th remake... is she a redhead or a blonde?? 'Cause damn, girl got tittays too!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:48 a.m. CST

    McGooCain...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Good Fucking Call.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:49 a.m. CST

    Dead_Flag_Blues

    by BarryConvex

    What's even sadder is her love life. She's been married to both Bobcat Goldthwait and Jay Mohr, talk about slumming it...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:49 a.m. CST

    Heather Graham bitches!!

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Haha... any more?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:50 a.m. CST

    Score...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    *saves McGooCain's link to Favorites*

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:56 a.m. CST

    Deborah Ann Woll

    by ConfusedPanda

    ...who plays Jessica on True Blood.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:57 a.m. CST

    Lily Cole...

    by ConfusedPanda

    ...though she has a unique look, which means she's not for everyone.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:58 a.m. CST

    Alright, what we have so far...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Tig 'ol bitties: Christina Hendricks, Diora Baird, Nikki Cox, and Heather Graham. <P> Flatties: Nicole Kidman and Bryce Dallas Howard. <P> ALL of whom are hotter than Lindsay Lowhore.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:59 a.m. CST

    And some others:

    by ConfusedPanda

    Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, Emma Stone

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2 a.m. CST

    Ho-ly SHIT

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    http://www.zimbio.com/Diora+Baird/articles/rINWP9r5yLt/Diora+Baird+on+her+32DD <P> :-O

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:01 a.m. CST

    Panda!

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Good call on Isla Fisher... <P> Absolutely.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:01 a.m. CST

    Isla Fisher and Amy Adams?

    by BarryConvex

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:03 a.m. CST

    Confused Panda

    by BarryConvex

    I believe Emma Stone is a blonde, I think she just dyes it red.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:05 a.m. CST

    Oh shit

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Kelli Garner is a redhead isn't she? <P> 'Cause DAAAYYYYYUUUUM.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:05 a.m. CST

    BarryConvex

    by ConfusedPanda

    I believe you are correct.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:05 a.m. CST

    SGU this sept 28 people!

    by DioxholsterReturns

    destiny awaits you!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:09 a.m. CST

    SGU is for children...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    And sex-depraved young adult males.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:09 a.m. CST

    How about Eva Amurri?

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    I think she may be a redhead...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:10 a.m. CST

    Dead_Flag_Blues

    by RPLocke

    Isn't that everyone here?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:13 a.m. CST

    Dead_Flag_Blues ------ and im guessing you saw it

    by DioxholsterReturns

    because it would be really dumb otherwise

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:13 a.m. CST

    Night at the Museum 2

    by ConfusedPanda

    ...is lucky to have been graced by Amy Adam's ass.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:15 a.m. CST

    RPLocke...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    I really hope not... Or i am in the wrong fucking place lol

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:16 a.m. CST

    Diox...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    I've seen about 5-10 minutes of that show. Enough to know that it is REALLY SHITTY.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:16 a.m. CST

    redheads are nothin but trouble

    by DioxholsterReturns

    you guys prefer redheads over blondes?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:18 a.m. CST

    heres the short SGU season 2 trailer...

    by DioxholsterReturns

    http://bit.ly/bQSEbh <p> no way is this stuff for children.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:20 a.m. CST

    I think we got McGooCain excited...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    ;-)

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:24 a.m. CST

    C'mon McGoo...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Are you actually insinuating that Diox has ever had A girlfriend, period??

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:26 a.m. CST

    Manatee

    by Baryonyx

    You're right: a spec script is written for free, the writer hoping that somebody is interested in buying it. And what every writer knows is that only the most know-nothing newbie dude actually writes a spec script using characters from somebody else's film.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:27 a.m. CST

    Diox...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Just watched your link... and yup, still looks absolutely silly. <P> Ugh... where's Firefly when you need it lol

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:27 a.m. CST

    Firefly >>>>>>>>> SGU

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    SGU = Sea Quest

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:28 a.m. CST

    people seem to be crazy for this redhead susan coffey

    by DioxholsterReturns

    shes really popular with the internet teens.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:29 a.m. CST

    Heh.

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Poor Diox :-(

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:31 a.m. CST

    Wow, good call Diox...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    http://www.google.com/images?expIds=25657,25900&sugexp=ldymls&q=susan+coffey&cp=8&hl=en&wrapid=tljp128367179087016&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=8EaDTLqfComasAOj25n3Bw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&sqi=2&ved=0CCsQsAQwAA&biw=847&bih=741 <P> What a nice find...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:31 a.m. CST

    So, it's hot redheads you want eh?

    by The Dark Shite

    You can't go wrong with this girl!<p> http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/2010/05/ doctor-whos-karen-gillan-revea.html

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:31 a.m. CST

    firefly is about cowboys

    by DioxholsterReturns

    i could make a bland western out of it.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:35 a.m. CST

    You approve McGoo?

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://oneactivecolony.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/susan_unretouched_by_oldboy1985.jpg&imgrefurl=http://oneactivecolony.wordpress.com/2010/07/18/the-susan-coffey-internet-phenomena/&usg=__bIiyxfiNwU7hgXPp5Yyebtfn1-o=&h=1350&w=900&sz=111&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=RC6soxFn1oouYM:&tbnh=158&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsusan%2Bcoffey%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rlz%3D1T4ADBF_enUS278US279%26biw%3D1003%26bih%3D493%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=445&vpy=83&dur=703&hovh=275&hovw=183&tx=115&ty=172&ei=CUiDTJ7qOYi6sQOAjrTHBw&oei=DEiDTO-GA424sQPxovX2Bw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0 <P> Yummy...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:35 a.m. CST

    Wow, that was a long ass link...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    lol

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:38 a.m. CST

    the next Mary Jane better be hot

    by DioxholsterReturns

    she will have to be redhead too i think

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:39 a.m. CST

    Karen Gillan ain't too bad either...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Good job fellas ;-)

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:42 a.m. CST

    Just saw machete and it was missing Ed James Olmos

    by UltraTron

    as his dad or brother. And it was missing more grindhouse trailers at the beginning. Keep this shit going and make Don't and thanksgiving... Oh and and Danny should be dredd. Perfect. And dub his voice all facist English 200AD tharg

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:46 a.m. CST

    McGooCain...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    lol yeah Diox sounds pretty desperate... <P> Hey Diox, you ever actually watched Firefly? That, my friend... is Sci-fi done RIGHT. <P> And this is coming from a guy who generally dislikes Joss Whedon's work. But Firefly was fucking class...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:49 a.m. CST

    Ultratron

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Get that Machete talk outta here... we're talking about LARGE-BREASTED REDHEADS in this Talkback.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:51 a.m. CST

    Seriously though...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    I am planning on seeing Machete tomorrow.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:52 a.m. CST

    The mighty Bianca beauchamp!

    by The Dark Shite

    You'd need ten hands. <p> http://buzzbabes.net/2010/02/bianca-beauchamp-is-freaking-hot/

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:53 a.m. CST

    You ok there McGoo??

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    lol

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:53 a.m. CST

    you know SGU has two hot redheads

    by DioxholsterReturns

    im serious, and they all have sex in the show too.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:53 a.m. CST

    Rebecca Mader from Lost. Total hot Redhead

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:55 a.m. CST

    McGoo

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    He is definitely one-note, ain't he? lol

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:56 a.m. CST

    Dark Shite...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    She's not too bad, but her titties are fake. <P> Boooooo fake tittays...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:57 a.m. CST

    RPLocke

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Charlotte was 'aight...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:58 a.m. CST

    She cleans up pretty damn good...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    but she wasn't too hot on the show.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 3 a.m. CST

    Diox?

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Do you work on the show or something? lol <P> Stop trying to sell us the damn show already.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 3:04 a.m. CST

    Diox...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Is SGU incarnate!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 3:08 a.m. CST

    Stargate Universe

    by The Dark Shite

    Hour upon hour of people looking at space & talking about it, while an angry cliched black guy runs up & down a 12ft corridor.<p>

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 3:11 a.m. CST

    Dark Shite

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Sounds awesome!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 3:16 a.m. CST

    I nominate Alicia Witt for a good ol' probing.

    by The Dark Shite

    AND I may have just discovered Redhead Mecca.<p> http://niketalk.yuku.com/topic/221770/t/Redheads-APPRECIATION-pics.html?page=1

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 3:19 a.m. CST

    Speaking of BIG-TITTIED Redheads...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Anybody familiar with the pornstar Aspen Stevens? <P> http://www.tube8.com/teen/aspen-stevens/394812/ <P> Be careful, it's not exactly "suitable for work" lol

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 3:20 a.m. CST

    Aspen Stevens kinda looks like Isla Fisher actually...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Not bad, eh?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 3:24 a.m. CST

    I approve of Dark Shite's link.

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Good stuff man...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 3:24 a.m. CST

    I approve of Dark Shite's link.

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Good stuff man...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 3:35 a.m. CST

    "not exactly "suitable for work"

    by The Dark Shite

    The award for understatement of the month goes to Dead_Flag_Blues. <p> That's knock out stuff! As in, it's hard to watch it without wanting to "knock one out" :-).

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 3:48 a.m. CST

    D.Vader: How Do You Think Lindsey Got The Role In The First Plac

    by Media Messiah

    You can bet Robert Rodriguez got to see plenty of her tits, ass, and vagina behind closed doors--of course, using movie investor monies, that is, to cast her. We didn't get to experience her crouch, but someone did, I'd bet. Aw, high-class prostitution, is still en vogue.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 4:17 a.m. CST

    The Dark Shite

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    Glad to oblige ;-)

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 7:50 a.m. CST

    Support illegals!

    by Shalako

    Without them we'd have no one to get our orders wrong at McDonald's.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:45 a.m. CST

    Harry....(snooze)

    by scrote

    am I the only one here who has started actively avoiding any movie this guy totes as being "cool"? At the best of times it's difficult to make any sense of his reviews, and most of these seem to be full of name-checking and redundant profanity. Anyone remember his BLADE II review?....Jesus...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:59 a.m. CST

    Agree with D.Vader about RR being a pussy!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Seriously getting a double for Lohan who career...fuck SHE HAS NO CAREER!!!<p>A double for a washup young actress was a waste of funds! Lohan would've either gotten naked or walked.>p>Lohan needed this movie more than RR needed her!<p>Truthfully, Lohan body isn't what it used to be, so I'm not sure we wanna see those dried up tits!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:06 a.m. CST

    Well since we're on the actual movie,it was straight.

    by The Founder

    It had it moments. I enjoyed enough of it.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:13 a.m. CST

    Lohan was useless and unwanted, never got the appeal for her

    by The Founder

    I'm sorry but Lohan is shit. I never saw the appeal for her in Hollywood. She terribly overhyped by the media. She certainly isn't a stand out actress in anyway. Why this washed up sad girl gets the media attention she does is beyond me. Has Lohan had a blockbuster success save for Mean Girls? Even then I wouldn't call that teen flick a huge box office success. I watched Machate and thought she actually dragged the movie down.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:30 a.m. CST

    off topic question

    by katchoo67

    what is the name of that movie Harry is always talking about with zombies and ninjas? The one he let his nephew watch...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:40 a.m. CST

    katchoo67

    by BarryConvex

    I think it's "Versus", but I could be wrong.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Everytime I begin to lose total faith in AICN...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...a Talkback like this one comes along and single-handedly makes it worthwhile all over again.<P>Dear lord, what a classic thread! Hilarious stuff! Well done, lads. Well done, indeed.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:53 a.m. CST

    AMERICA FOR AMERICANS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Mexico for Mexicans <p> Jessica Alba is a race traitor.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:56 a.m. CST

    ALBA CAN SUCK MY LEFT NUT

    by BringingSexyBack

    The right one's reserved for American citizens.

  • Harry you're a tool, everyone already knew you were going to like this movie no matter what, just like you said you KNEW SPvsTW was going to be the best movie of the summer before seeing it, you are buds with RR who forgot how to make movies to be a fucking hack, the last "real" movie by him was Sin City, that tells you a lot. I respected your opinion, but you are nothing more that a geek who got a little too lucky and is afraid to lose his in position with B list stars and directors...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:08 a.m. CST

    hot redheads

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    dennis rodman?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Sorry Harry

    by CuervoJones

    But i think you have a plague of KKK assholes in your talkback. You should call an expert exterminator before they know you believe in evolution.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:15 a.m. CST

    THAT'S LIKE DIOX NOT EXPECTING TO LIKE STARGATE UNIVERSE

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:16 a.m. CST

    HOT REDHEADS?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Alicia Witt, followed by Harry Knowles.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:27 a.m. CST

    I saw machete but I couldn't tell you what it was about

    by UltraTron

    politically. Alba's character talks of doing right but I'm confused. I guess she was talking about attacking seagal with a lowrider flyswat attack or fucking 60+ year old prisoners

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:41 a.m. CST

    IT'S CALLED PREDISPOSITION

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:57 a.m. CST

    HE SAID HERA-CLIT-US

    by BringingSexyBack

    Heh heh heh.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:15 a.m. CST

    How can you fuck up a movie where a hooker pulls a

    by Stuntcock Mike

    cell phone from her cunt? <p> I don't know either,but they did.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:17 a.m. CST

    Dead_Flag_Blues

    by Stuntcock Mike

    Thanks for the link, by the way. <p> Tube8 all the way.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    I HOPE THAT CELL WASN'T AN HTC EVO

    by BringingSexyBack

    That's a mighty big phone.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Wait is this a Machete talkback or Maria full of grace?

    by Neck_Lucas

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    HERA-CLIT-US WAS OBVIOUSLY A SEX FIEND

    by BringingSexyBack

    Kinda like you guys ...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:36 a.m. CST

    I THINK SCHWARTEZNEGGER IS FROM AUSTRIA

    by BringingSexyBack

    But irregardless, yeah, let's give him das boot. I can't believe Californians made him governor. What, you didn't have Americans running?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    CRAIGSLIST JUST SHUT DOWN ADULT SERVICES

    by BringingSexyBack

    There goes Jehovahs_Witless' social life.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    NO NAMES WITH MORE THAN 2 SYLLABLES

    by BringingSexyBack

    or that sound like a spoon fell on the floor.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    A Storm In Man Form!

    by keylimepirate

    He's a tornado! A hurricane. Noticed another storm on the horizon -- a new adaptation of The Tempest! http://www.youtube.com/user/keylimeproductions?feature=mhum

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:32 p.m. CST

    What the fuck happened here?

    by ColonelFatheart

    As AICN goes, so goes the country. <p>We are fucked.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Harry might as well be King Lear.

    by ColonelFatheart

    A doddering, delusional fool who believes people still actually think he's in charge here.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Machete arrived Third!!!

    by RpgSama

    With 11.3 Millions it arrived third by box office estimates, hahahahahaha, Yey for RR. Yey for stupid movies gaining what they deserve, this is straight to dvd crap, and I'm from Venezuela, so i guess that leaves racism out of the picture...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:23 p.m. CST

    I can't believe I missed all this!!!

    by butterbean

    Mr. Nice Gaius I'll sit and have a laugh with you!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    This talkback...

    by ConfusedPanda

    is an exceptional piece of work. I appreciate Harry's review only because it gave birth to this monster.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Panda

    by HansBubi

    Hey Panda, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this talkback Eurotrash.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    Lay off the Mexican rednecks...

    by Darth_Inedible

    ...and their adorable maricón-hating polka-blasting ways. What we need to do is build a public high-speed rail system that goes direct from Chiapas to St Louis or something. All the rich white Mexicans in Mexico City and Monterrey would probably chip in for half the cost. Small price to pay for giving the Dems a PRI-like monopoly for a generation.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 2:57 p.m. CST

    Yikes, another shit weekend for movies

    by RPLocke

    A movie about an American sniper and Mexican illegals couldn't ignite the box office!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Is this what Rodriguez wanted..

    by fanboy71

    when he made that stupid Pro-illegal alien, anti_arizona trailer? Be careful what you wish for I guess. I will never pay a cent to watch this movie or any other Rodriguez movie ever again. Sounds like it sucks ass anyway.

  • With great movies on a weekly basis like The Expendables, Piranha 3D, SPvsTW, The Last Exorcism, Machete and Avatar: Special Edition that harry said on his twitter it was like every other James Cameron Special Edition, the only version of the movie he will see from now on, Harry must be a really happy boy with this amazing summer for movies, Of Course a few stinkers here and there, Toy Story 3, Vampires Suck, Inception (sleep Worthy), Step Up 3-D

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 4:05 p.m. CST

    McGooCain worships the dick God

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    and offers his well worn bloody anus for sacrifice on a nightly basis. ...because he's a spinless liberal cocksucking faggot bitch whos one goal in life is to molest 300 children from Mexico. I wouldn't say it if it wasn't the truth.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    McGooCain, the Christian God didn't tell you a damn thing cause.

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    he hates faggots like you....and so does the rest of the world

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 4:12 p.m. CST

    McGooCain = registered sex offender

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    and bestiality activist

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 4:13 p.m. CST

    McGooCain = Justin Bieber

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    only more gay

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 4:24 p.m. CST

    I'd keep my movies away from harry and other geeks.

    by knowthyself

    If harry like your movie then it's box office poison.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 4:29 p.m. CST

    Promoting your movie...

    by HansBubi

    ...through AICN is selling your movie as a "geek" movie, which means limited target audience = forget about box office. Geek directors (Edgar Wright, Robert Rodriguez, etc.), time to start selling your movies as simply "good movies" that maybe more than a small audience will like. Inglorious Basterds did well without trying to make geeks feel like they were being given a movie just for them.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST

    If you want to make a successful movie dont

    by RPLocke

    make a geek one, cause no one sees them.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 4:50 p.m. CST

    This wasn't a movie, it was political propaganda

    by Rand92

    <p>I went to see it against my better judgement and walked out less than halfway through. There is absolutely no reason to glorify illegal immigration. NONE. The only reason to glorify it is if you hate this country and want to collapse it. Call me a racist if you want to, I don't care. You ultra-liberal, open-borders crowd throw around racism like it was candy. You don't know what racism is and you never will. People like you denigrate true victims of racism.</p> <p>It is not racism to want people entering this country to do it the right way. You are not doing illegals any favors by supporting their efforts to break the law. As long as they are allowed to just walk over, no matter what the reason, bad people are going to take advantage of them. It isn't racism, it is common sense. There isn't enough space, not enough jobs, and not enough infrastructure to support millions of illegals. No other country on Earth has an open border policy. What kind of opportunity can these illegals have here when they are flooding the system to collapse?</p> <p>The movie not only does not understand it, it doesn't care to understand. Even Harry, in his review, unfairly stereotyped an entire section of the population just like this film does. Republicans do not act like DeNiro and Fahey in this film. Not even close. China shoots border jumpers, not the USA.</p> <p>The bottom line is that those who support illegals and help them to break the laws of this country are not to be glorified as this film does. I feel bad for the Mexicans and their messed up country. I feel bad that their lives are tough and dangerous. But breaking the law in this country is not the answer. Why don't they stand up in their own country instead of breaking into this one? Howabout the Mexican government allow us to come down and help get rid of the drug cartels? It's their country, they have to fix it or ask for help fixing it. I'm sure the U.S. would be happy to help. The answer is not allowing an entire country's population to just enter this country illegally.</p> <p>I am so offended by what I saw in this film that I will not be seeing any Rodriguez films from this point forward. I'll also try and not go to see any films with any of the actors who supported this pro-illegal, anti-American piece of propaganda. That includes DeNiro, Alba, Fahey, Marin, Segal, Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez, and Trejo. And I used to like all of them. I've never walked out on a film before; this was the first. Go ahead and call me racist; you just further prove that you don't understand what makes a country and an economy work. You just prove you are a political hack with, at best, partisan blinders on, or, at worse, one who wants to destroy America by over-taxing its infrastructure and economy.</p>

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 5:08 p.m. CST

    Should this movie incense you, you're probably an asshole

    by Brody77

    I'll prob catch this on dvd, but your comment at the end there....am I the only person who thought this made Harry the asshole?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 5:08 p.m. CST

    Roberto

    by Shalako

    Rodriguez should stop wearing hats and embrace the fact that he's a one-trick balding Mexican.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 5:24 p.m. CST

    Yeah

    by HansBubi

    Hey Rand92, business is business. You use this talkback, Robert Rodriguez use a movie - what's the difference? Let's put it in my terms, you're in a hostile takeover, you snatch us up for some green mail, but you're not expecting some poison pill to be running around the talkback, am I right? Rand, bubi, THE_CHOPPAH is your white knight.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 5:24 p.m. CST

    Yeah

    by HansBubi

    Hey Rand92, business is business. You use this talkback, Robert Rodriguez use a movie - what's the difference? Let's put it in my terms, you're in a hostile takeover, you snatch us up for some green mail, but you're not expecting some poison pill to be running around the talkback, am I right? Rand, bubi, THE_CHOPPAH is your white knight.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 5:31 p.m. CST

    If for nothing else....

    by AsimovLives

    ... at least this movie gave Danny Trejo a staring role. About time too. So, if for nothing else, this movie merits it's existence just for that. It's sad the dude needed to be in his 60s for this to finally happen.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Danny Trejo in a main staring role

    by AsimovLives

    By my calculations, that's 15 to 20 years overdue already.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 5:45 p.m. CST

    Why don't people do more movies about bike gangs?

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 5:54 p.m. CST

    Rand92

    by HansBubi

    you just got chopped by the best.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 6:05 p.m. CST

    It begin's again! Hey Mr. Nice Gaius you out there??

    by butterbean

    Pull up a TV tray and grab some Labatt's buddy, the game's on!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST

    TheHumanBurrito

    by Pancho_Villa

    So explain to me why some reviews get spoiler tags and some don't. If all reviews are supposed to be expected to have spoilers then don't put tags on the others.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 6:17 p.m. CST

    Sheesh

    by scrote

    ...can't wait to see what Hobo With A Shotgun does to the boards here...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 6:29 p.m. CST

    Lohan

    by HansBubi

    Yeah. Now listen, Lindsay, they're giving me a few minutes to try to talk some sense into you. I know you think you're doing your job by going semi-topless, Lindsay, and I can appreciate that, but, you're just dragging this thing out. Now look, no one gets outta here until these talkbackers can talk to the *LA* police, and that just ain't gonna happen until you stop messin' up the boards, capisci?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    ForgetfulPete

    by brobdingnag

    Facts are racism.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Hey Harry!! Hobo With A Shotgun...

    by scrote

    ...probably another shit movie you'll be championing...(Rutger, what the fuck are you doing, man?)

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 6:57 p.m. CST

    So Danny Trejo called

    by scrote

    ...asked if I'd wanna be in MEH-Chete 2...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 7:06 p.m. CST

    24's Annie Wersching is another hot redhead!

    by Thanos0145

    Christina Hendricks isn't a natural redhead (blonde is her natural color). Geoffrey Arend is one lucky man.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    More importantly who pays 10 bucks to see this?

    by RPLocke

    Wait for the uncut DVD.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH = SCOTTPILGRIMFAN

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    It's like he's not even trying to hide it....what a total faggot. Uses the same quotes and phrases too.....catamite

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    christian god sucks

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    but man, christian devil is cool in his cool little hooves

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 7:20 p.m. CST

    THE AMERICAN wins the weekend BO.

    by Thanos0145

    Machete beaten by the gringo!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    mj who are you?

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    have you ever called me an idiot before for likin tf2, sm3, and x3?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST

    and it wouldve been great

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    if seth gecko popped up in a cameo in machete (esp since american came out too)...cmon clooney, ya know ya want to rock those fake flame tats again!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    I did the right thing...

    by Immortal_Fish

    ...I bought _another_ ticket to SCOTT PILGRIM, caught a good chunk of that again, snuck into this partway, then caught the rest of PILGRIM that I walked out on. Sorry, but I just don't want to pay for the propaganda that other Americans want to pay for.<P>Anyhow, the movie was everything I wanted it to be. Trejo totally OWNS!! Do yourself a favor and check out the Grindhouse trailer before seeing it. It's uncanny how it plays like an actual trailer for the movie.<P>It was so good that I almost felt sorry for skating on the ticket price. Almost. Completely resisted the temptation to rape some chicks and sideswipe a few cars on the way home as I drove drunk. Otherwise I may have been caught and would have had to show my papers...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    immortal fish

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    they shot the trailer then put scenes of the trailer into the movie... so of course it looks like a real trailer from a real movie...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    also christian devil

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    rocks a super stylish van dyke beard and is celebrated every dec 25th...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 7:54 p.m. CST

    also christian devil

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    was a hero during greek times... his name, Prometheus

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 7:58 p.m. CST

    McGooCain

    by The Dark Shite

    "No Smyths either-damn limeys"..<p> Um <p> Where do you think the name Smith with an I comes from? :-).

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    yourSTEPDADDY

    by Immortal_Fish

    You, sir, are a keen observant of detail. Allow no one to convince you otherwise.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:05 p.m. CST

    McGooCain, re: words of wisdom- from on high

    by Immortal_Fish

    islam god has ordained me to enforce upon all of us that only infidels accuse non-infidels of not knowing what wahhabism is - it is their way of self denial when they hold back their holy spooge for fear of killing unborn future suicidal terrorists with a wipe of their hankies...the same ones they use to wipe away their tears when they weep for baby mojammed... and the same ones they use when they weep in fear of a baptist president...poor things

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:05 p.m. CST

    Poor little Rand92...

    by HansBubi

    ...walked out of this talkback conversation "less than halfway through." Just like he did to Machete. He's not very good at finishing what he starts.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:10 p.m. CST

    Took my parents to see Finding Nemo in 2003

    by HansBubi

    but I walked out less than halfway through. Pixar needs to leave out the politics. I haven't seen a single Pixar film since. Those bastards.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:12 p.m. CST

    McGooCain

    by Immortal_Fish

    They already did. Last night. And repeatedly.<P>OHO!!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    There's not much in the world less Christian..

    by The Dark Shite

    Than Christians.<p> It's ironic that Seagal's in this. I saw him singing on youtube before..some shitty music video made in Bangkok or somewhere with a hot Asian chick dancing around & stuff. The comments were all like "He's a Buddhist heathen! Look at his Asian whore! I hope he dies of AIDS & regrets turning his back on God when he burns in hell for all eternity".<p> What a bunch of cunts.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    I saw Uncle Buck in the theater, walked out halfway thru

    by ScaryWaitress

    You know, obesity is a real problem in this country... I found the whole pancake scene offensive. Comedies should know their place in the pantheon of entertainment.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:15 p.m. CST

    I went to see Prince of Persia... walked out halfway thru

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...actually, that's a lie. I couldn't bring myself to even buy a ticket to that orgy of lame.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:15 p.m. CST

    Took my parents to see Revenge of the Sith in 2006

    by Immortal_Fish

    but I walked out less than halfway through. Lucas needs to leave out the lightsabers. I haven't seen a single Lucas film since. Those bastards.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:21 p.m. CST

    I went to see FITNA

    by Immortal_Fish

    but ended up walking out halfway through before my neck got ventilated.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:22 p.m. CST

    Yeah...

    by HansBubi

    you make a good point THE_CHOPPAH.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:22 p.m. CST

    Yeah...

    by HansBubi

    you make a good point THE_CHOPPAH.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:22 p.m. CST

    Not at all McGooCain

    by The Dark Shite

    My Ma's Irish. I try to hate her as much as possible, but I can't quite bring myself to hit her with a fully clenched fist for longer than a minute. <p> Not that Brits hate the Irish anyway, outside of Hollywood movies. The U.S has a pretty fucked up vision of that stuff. Average Brits & Irish get on quite well as people, it's just bullshit politics & religion & well, shite really.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:24 p.m. CST

    Fuck you, you cunts...

    by Immortal_Fish

    ...just try and tell me you didn't laugh at that last one. That was fucking gold. And free.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    I tried to walk out of The Last Airbender

    by HansBubi

    ...less than halfway through because of M. Night's beat-you-over-the-head politics, but the movie was just too damn good. I stayed, and I have no regrets.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    went to see faculty... walked out halway thru

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    when i seen a disgustin, hideous lookin creature with red hair and a huge gut... yikes it was disgustin (ps: faculty is one of my fave movies despite the stunt castin of a certain sellout cunt (lets call it cunt casting))

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    How 'bout "Scunt Casting"?!

    by The Dark Shite

    "Harry..you fat ginger scunt" :-D!!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    Took my parents to see Song of the South in 1943

    by Immortal_Fish

    but I walked out less than halfway through. They left out the white minstrel lipstick. I haven't seen a single Disney film since. Those bastards.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:31 p.m. CST

    Took my parents to see Batman Begins in 2005

    by Immortal_Fish

    but I walked out less than halfway through. They left out the Adam West cadence. I haven't seen a single Nolan film since. Those bastards.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    I watched a home movie of my childhood

    by The Dark Shite

    walked out halfway through.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Well, hey, Dark Shite, to be fair...

    by ScaryWaitress

    you're talking about NOW, of course... y'all DID have a... shall we say, rocky?... past with the Irish. <P> Hey, I ain't gettin' all self-righteous, here, we aren't exactly angels over here in the US, but... well, just sayin'. <P> Besides, we have a history of shitting on the Irish here, too. It's OK to admit it. We're all friends here.* <P> DISCLAIMER: not only am I a good part Irish, but an Irish accent makes a man 30% sexier in my humble opinion. Also, I like their sweaters.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    immortal fish

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    i dont understand why you said what you said to me (in response to what i said to you) because clearly its sarcastic, but your original post made it seem you really were be amazed at how the trailer was incorporated into the movie... i dunno im confused by all this sarcasm and nonsarcasm and unsarcasm and desarcasm...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:33 p.m. CST

    Looks like you were duped again Harry...

    by GunRunner

    The film is exactly what the Cinco De Mayo trailer positioned it as being. Rodriguez lied; the film portrays anyone supporting border security as a murdering racist. <p>Congrats.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:34 p.m. CST

    A Scottish accent is still sexier, though.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    haha scunt!

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    i see new aicn meme being born...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    What a party!

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    My god-- what have I missed?<BR><BR>Fuck Labor Day Weekend!<BR><BR>I HEREBY DECLARE TOMORROW CHOPPAH_DAY!<BR><BR>Raise a brew and Chop on, fellow Choppaholics.<BR><BR>Lord Chop -- I salute you, shark thing in hand.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    Of course, what I have to love...

    by ScaryWaitress

    about someone with a handle like GunRunner bitching about Mexican illegals... <P> Actually, 'nuff said. THAT is comedy gold.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    Took my half sister to see the Incredible Hulk in 2008

    by Immortal_Fish

    but I walked out less than halfway through. They left out the hillbillys throwing my second-cousin's stepdad over the bar. I haven't seen a single Bixby film since. Those bastards.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:39 p.m. CST

    i walked out durin sex with your mom choppa

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    halfway thru, i faked a nut, and went to thekitchen to eat a peanut butter sandwch... even after i did that, i am still YOUR stepdaddy... ps: sorry about eatin all of the jiff, bastard

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:41 p.m. CST

    yourSTEPDADDY

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    nope, I usually defend Michael Bay. TF talkbacks are where I get mu best trolling in. This site is anti-Bay it's it's hard not to defend TF2.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:42 p.m. CST

    Jail bait Heather Graham does that to ME. Shee-it.

    by ScaryWaitress

    She's just... well, you know.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:43 p.m. CST

    Took my invalid aunt to see Air Bud in 1997

    by Immortal_Fish

    but I walked out less than halfway through. They left out the Chinese trying to carve up the protagonist in seventeen different ways. I haven't seen a single Pavlov film since. Those bastards.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:43 p.m. CST

    mcgoo

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    for real? i thought it was obvious to everyone (esp with nohan and other woman in the pool)... huh... dammit there needs to be a sarcasm button or font here... ie: ;;i love harry knowles for his integrity;;

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:45 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I walked in and finished the job that yourSTEPDADDY started and porked the hell out of your fat slob cunt of a mother....then killed her and stuffed her into recycling bin

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:45 p.m. CST

    i walked out halfway thru

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    of Karate Kid... wtfuckers?! no jayden smith? no exec produced by big willy? no fuckin kungfu?! im glad 2010 got it right

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    I walked out of the French film Cinématon

    by HansBubi

    ...which is 6 days and 8 hours long. So, yeah, I still saw 3 days and 4 hours of it. I guess I saw enough for the director's politics to brainwash me. I've never been the same since. Those French bastards.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    Well McGooCain

    by The Dark Shite

    Aside from the ye olds queen liz type era, it was actually the Scots who went over there to Ireland & grabbed land etc. We just had to deal with the fallout. It comes under our jurisdiction, as it were & in the U.S, people rarely make a distinction between British & English. Those guys call themselves British, but all that orangeman stuff is culturally as foreign to us as a Spaniard on an inflatable banana. <p> Or an illegal Mexican in the back of a van;-). <p> Anyway, politics is boring. Bring on the dancing girls.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    i walked out halfway thru

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    of monsters ball... after billy bob made halle feel good and i ejaculated on the back of someones head, what wouldve been the point of finishin the movie?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    AW HELL, NAW. Darkie, you did NOT just play that...

    by ScaryWaitress

    you're going to blame England's history with Ireland on the SCOTTISH? <P> Wow. Just, wow.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:51 p.m. CST

    Took my Italian Uncle to see the Karate Kid remake in 2009

    by Immortal_Fish

    but I walked out less than halfway through. They left out the Moo Shu pork. NO ONE leaves out the Moo Shu pork. I haven't seen a single Morita film since. Those bastards.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    This talkback...

    by HansBubi

    is approaching 500 posts in the past 24 hours, as well as 1,000 total posts. We won't walk out on this.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    mj ya asshole!

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    i needed choppas mom for a blumpkin! how am i suppose to take a shit now?!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    Oh, and while I'm at it...

    by ScaryWaitress

    [Scary whips off her tear-away pants to reveal a thong, and knots her button-down shirt above her navel. She proceeds to grab the pole, reach up with one leg, grip it at chest level, and let herself fall backwards, slowly spiralling down towards the ground.]

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    McGooCain & THE_CHOPPAH

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I see you two have stopped squat fucking each other just long enough to turn this talkback into a total Scott Pilgrim fest of nonsensical monkey shit. I was hoping that the both of you would die from advanced cancer AIDS lastnight....maybe you'll expire tonight.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    Took Seth McFarlane to see anything yesterday

    by Immortal_Fish

    but I walked out less than halfway through. The Simpsons hadn't invented it yet. I haven't seen a single anything since. Those bastards.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    My accent's the besterest sexy accent

    by The Dark Shite

    Born in the north east of England,(weird almost scottish, English accent) to a Scots Father & Irish Mother. My dulcet tones give instant multiple orgasms. It's just unfortunate that nobody can ever understand what the fuck I'm saying:-).

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    I have to admit I walked out of Jaws

    by HansBubi

    ...less than halfway through. There's a shark in that movie?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    What's this talkback about again?

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Is this about Transformers 3....I feel like it should be for some reason.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    "WHOLE LOTTA CHOPPIN' GOIN ON!"

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Bend ‘em over Choppah <BR> Whole lot of Choppin’ going on<BR> Yes I said bend ‘em over Choppah <BR> Choppah you can't go wrong<BR> Chop ain't taking it<BR> Whole lot of Choppin’ going on <BR> <BR> Well I said come on over Choppah<BR> We gotta kick Corpse in the balls, ooh huh<BR> Bend ‘em over Choppah <BR> Choppah’s chopped off his lil’ thorn<BR> Chop ain't faking it<BR> Whole lot of Choppin’ going on<BR><BR> Well I said Chop it Choppah Chop<BR> I said Chop it Choppah Chop<BR> I said Chop it Choppah Chop it<BR> Said Chop, Choppah Chop<BR> Bend ‘em over<BR> Whole lot of Choppin’ going on<BR> Ahhhhh, Let's go !!! <BR><BR> Well I said come on over Choppah <BR> We got kick ‘em in the balls<BR> Whose balls what balls YOUR balls<BR> Bend ‘em over Choppah <BR> Choppah’s chopped off his lil’ thorn <BR> Chop ain't taking it<BR> Whole lot of Choppin’ going on<BR> Easy Now Chop<BR> Ahhhh, Chop it Chop! <BR> Yeah You can Chop one time for me<BR> Do that LiLo hussy<BR> Whole lot of Choppin’ going on<BR> Now let's Chop real hard one time now<BR> Chop Choppah Chop<BR> All you got to do, LiLo, is kind of stand in one spot<BR> Wiggle around just a little bit<BR> That's what you got to do, yeah<BR> Oh babe whole lot of Choppin’ going on<BR> Now let's go one more time <BR><BR> Chop it, Choppah, Chop ... (2x) <BR> Chop Choppah, come on Choppah Chop Choppah Chop<BR> come on over, whole lot of Choppin’ going

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    So wait, Dark Shite... you sound like Eccleston?

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9 p.m. CST

    What

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:01 p.m. CST

    I've never walked out of a movie

    by D.Vader

    But I did consciously choose not to see the end of Flyboys while on a flight back from Europe. That movie was shit.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:01 p.m. CST

    Took This talkback to see just about anything yesterday and toda

    by Immortal_Fish

    but I walked out less than halfway through. Wow, these people are fucked up!!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    What's wrong CHOPPAH

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    are you still bummed about failing to troll under SCOTTPILGRIMFAN? Fuckin' sucks don't it. I doubt that you lost interest in me....you love my cock and you can't quit me.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    on!

    by Le Vicious Fishus

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    D. Vades... I had to sit through the whole thing

    by ScaryWaitress

    with my parents. HOLY SHIT, I have never regretted losing two hours of my life more. THAT WAS TERRIBLE.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    TF3!

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    will bring about unfunny new aicn schticks... MeganFoxsReplacement4SuckinOffBay!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:04 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Those shit stains were from me butt fucking you into unconsciousness...that's why your butt hurts ....it's also the reason you have a sore throat....and a stomach ache

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:06 p.m. CST

    ScaryWaitress

    by The Dark Shite

    That's actually really true! It's an Hitorical fact, I'm afraid. Besides, as I mentioned above I'm kind of a mongrel. I've got nothing to gain from making that up. I'm not saying we're saintly & I'm sure we gained from it financially etc (I doubt we built an Empire by being nice). Or rather "they" did. The establishment/powers that be. Because I didn't do it:-).

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:06 p.m. CST

    Aaaand this talkback has reached

    by HansBubi

    500 posts in the past 24 hours. 56 posts away from 1,000 total posts.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST

    Le Vicious Fishus

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    must also be a Scott Pilgrim fanboy....what a fuckin fag. That dude is going to have a hard life with no friends....and no girls

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST

    Ecclestone? Nope.

    by The Dark Shite

    Much further north than that.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:08 p.m. CST

    So what, the Black and Tans were all SCOTTISH?

    by ScaryWaitress

    Really? REALLY?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:08 p.m. CST

    Yep

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:08 p.m. CST

    christian god to appear in TF3!

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    too bad sumerian god couldnt since he is actually from cybertron

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:09 p.m. CST

    The real big question is - who pays to see Machete

    by RPLocke

    in theaters when you know perfectly well a DVD unrated cut will be out in less than a month?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:09 p.m. CST

    For the record...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    I for one think Lohan is fantastically sexy--freckled face school girl to hardcore substance abusing slut! And always with a killer body... <BR><BR>Shit yeah.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Took McGooCain to see Ishtar

    by Immortal_Fish

    but I walked out less than halfway through. They left out how McGooCain sucks a fat dick. I haven't seen a single Russ Meyer film since. Those bastards.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Bubi, baby... just go with the flow already.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Trust me, the number ain't important... live it up. Enjoy the party. It's not a contest. <P> Leave that to those silly WhoBackers.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST

    i really wish i walked out on cryin game

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    trannies can screw up a innocent childs head... literally and figuratively

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Actually, I think you're an excellent candidate for being the "man" behind SCOTTPILGRIMFAN.<BR><BR>You're online at all hours, you're unoriginal, and--most damning of all--<BR><BR>you're incredibly boring.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Ha. TF3 is proof that Satan is real and wants us to bleed

    by ScaryWaitress

    out our eyes.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    I will try jamming some...

    by HansBubi

    Boyz II Men and Snow ("Informer") to get into the flow of this talkback.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    I don't know about black & tans Scary Waitress

    by The Dark Shite

    & I don't care, to be honest.I think both sides are idiots. Total fucking morons. I'd rather be talking about anything else. I was just trying to make the point to McGooCain that Brits & Irish don't automatically hate each other like in Hollywood movies etc. We intermingle (hence my wonky mixed heritage) & get on quite well. It's the political bullshit that gives the impression that we don't. Damn this TB is slow to write on! Ps, nice pole dance;-).

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:24 p.m. CST

    My liege.

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    [bows low before the awesome, hulking silhouette of The_Choppa]

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    hansbubi ftw so far

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    boyz ii men? hilarious! ps: choppa prefers boys to men

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:27 p.m. CST

    Took my parents to see Atlas Shrugged in 1957

    by Immortal_Fish

    but I walked out less than halfway through. They left out how Obeyme foils Maury Povich. I haven't seen a single Craig Bodeker film since. Those bastards.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:29 p.m. CST

    Uh... huh? OH, I GET IT. 'Cause I'm female,

    by ScaryWaitress

    I'm automatically a slut. Right. <P> I see the grey matter is workin' over time up in there. 'Course, what do I expect from USDA-prime trollmeat... you can see your woman-related issues from space. <P> *sigh* <P>

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:29 p.m. CST

    Aw Choppah..

    by The Dark Shite

    I'm sorry. I was answering ScaryWaitress' question. I didn't mean to hurt you. Pweese don't chop me. <p> "Chop chop chop, you've been chopped.THE_CHOPPAH". <p> Tit.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    Mutton Chops.

    by The Dark Shite

    :-).

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:34 p.m. CST

    Oh Lord Choppa...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    You always know just what to say...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    is choppa the chopper from tf2

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    or from black hawk down? either way, it goes down like a bitch! boom pow surprise (ohhhhhh)

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:36 p.m. CST

    AICN: TB Home to Misogynists and Closet Cases

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Scary, it's a fact. <BR><BR>Home sweet hell.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:36 p.m. CST

    Took my parents to see ScaryWaitress 2010

    by Immortal_Fish

    but I walked out less than halfway through. They left out how she taunts gay men by loading her snatch with feces. I haven't seen a single Adam Lambert concert since. Those bastards.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Sometimes late at night

    by HansBubi

    ...you can hear the sound of chopping in the distance. Chop. Chop. Chop.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:38 p.m. CST

    I believe this will help clear up Choppa name

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    origins:<BR><BR>http://tinyurl.com/2aybh94

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:39 p.m. CST

    Dark Shite... no worries... I was just showing off

    by ScaryWaitress

    that I saw The Wind That Shakes The Barley last night, and remembered the history lesson... <P> And thanks, I've been working on that routine... unfortunately, THE_CHOPPAH tried to stick a twenty up my ass. Guess HE liked it too.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:39 p.m. CST

    GED DO DA CHOPPAH!

    by Le Vicious Fishus

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Hey Mutton Chops..

    by The Dark Shite

    is this you getting ready for a date with a laydee? (huge deliberately non-tiny url'd link follows)..<p> http://www.google.co.jp/imglanding?q=mutton%20chops&imgurl=http://www.davidkilpatrick.com/mutton.jpg&imgrefurl=http://davidkilpatrick.com/weblog_archives_2006_JAN_APR.htm&usg=__uxdrBjlSzstftMexieUn5JKTckQ=&h=324&w=300&sz=17&hl=ja&zoom=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=ERMwMNi94i0asM:&tbnh=118&tbnw=109&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmutton%2Bchops%26um%3D1%26hl%3Dja%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1R2SUNC_jaJP395%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&sa=N&rlz=1R2SUNC_jaJP395&tbs=isch:1&start=0#tbnid=4ZrTt83GmplkcM&start=10

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Looks like MJ's corpse slithered away...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:48 p.m. CST

    Darkie... love... tinyurl is your friend.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Seriously. <P> Oh, and I'm not following that link, no how. <P> I bid you all good night... gentlemen, not-so-gentle men, and... well, you too, CHOPPAH. <P> It's been... something.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:51 p.m. CST

    But the long link was INTENTIONAL, Chop

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    [rolls eyes]

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    Grotesque, Lord Chop...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Yet strangely hypnotic.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    Took ScaryWaitress to bed 2010

    by Immortal_Fish

    But I walked out less than halfway through. No way I was tolerating the Chris Hansen bullshit. I haven't seen a single Roman Polanski film since. Those bastards.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:53 p.m. CST

    Aw..

    by The Dark Shite

    I actually tinyurl'd it. It just didn't work the first time & this TB takes ages to show the stuff I'm typing. How can you go to bed & not witness these mighty mutton chops?? <p> http://tinyurl.com/24qmzug

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:55 p.m. CST

    Rodriguez doesn't linger on the gore like Tarantino.

    by Orionsangels

    Rodriguez gives you gore, but it's fast and sharp. Tarantino likes to be more outlandish with his gore, for example fountains of blood squirting out, people laying around in pools of blood in agony with no limbs.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:56 p.m. CST

    So why do the call her Scary Waitress?

    by Le Vicious Fishus

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:57 p.m. CST

    from the diary of MJ's corpse:

    by HansBubi

    "I could shoot the other talkbackers while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I don't like it here in this Machete talkback. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old crook like me. **MJ's corpse was here**"

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:57 p.m. CST

    they call her...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    little drunk.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Congrats Le Vicious Fishus

    by HansBubi

    You've written the 1,000th post. We're proud of you.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    this tb died...

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    just like that gerbil in choppas ass...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Just saw the movie...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    WORST PROPAGANDA PIECE EVER! <p>I want my $10 back, Mr. Rodriguez! Oh...btw...if you keep this up, I will stop watching your pathetic excuses of film-making. </p>Uh oh. I suppose that you will try to stereotype a black man next time.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Made Rodriguez face the gore in 2010

    by Immortal_Fish

    But I walked out less than halfway through. No way I was tolerating the Tarantino talking bullshit. I haven't seen a single Hammer film since. Those bastards.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:02 p.m. CST

    hansbubi is scary

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    not scary like a waitress... just freakishly scary with his up to date post counter posts... is this 1003 or 1004?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:04 p.m. CST

    yourSTEPDADDY

    by HansBubi

    I can't stop counting!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:04 p.m. CST

    Vicious... you want to go there? Friend?

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:04 p.m. CST

    Stargate Universe season 2 will reveal new alien power Gods!

    by DioxholsterReturns

    And Robert Knepper as Lucian Alliance bad guy extraordinaire!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:07 p.m. CST

    God help Dakota Fanning in a few years.

    by The Dark Shite

    Or whatever her name is. Dakota Fanning? D'ya coat yer fanny? Whatever, God help her. <p> Not the Christian God, obviously. He's a Mexican.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:07 p.m. CST

    THE_CHOPPAH...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    Yes. I even asked for my money back or credit to watch a different film. Surprisingly, they said that I wasn't the first to ask! The manager said that he was speaking with his boss about removing the film altogether!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:08 p.m. CST

    How ironic, given the way this talkback has gone..

    by fanboy71

    that a film called "The American" took first place at the box office this weekend while this POS came in a distant third. Here in the real world, I am confident that America will win in the end... we just have to get these damn bleeding heart liberals out of office first.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:10 p.m. CST

    We made it a few hundred posts...

    by HansBubi

    ..since someone brought up Stargate Universe, and then Diox brought it back up again...right in our faces.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST

    ccchhhrrriiisssm.... AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H

    by ScaryWaitress

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH HA HA HA *gasp, cough* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH! MY SIDE! Oh, help! *wiping eyes* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I CAN'T STOP!!!!! OH HELP!!!!!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:12 p.m. CST

    OH! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! FANBOY!

    by ScaryWaitress

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H HA HA HA HA AH AHAAAAAAAH HA HA HA AH AH AHA HA <P> I shouldn't laugh... I can't help it...

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST

    OK, now I'm really going. Thanks for the laugh, boys!

    by ScaryWaitress

    Keep on spewing dumb shit! It's what keeps me coming back!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Night ScaryWaitress..

    by The Dark Shite

    Thanks for the BJ.<p> I jest! I jest! You did ask for dumb shit, so you've only yourself to blame:-). 'Twas said in irony, I promise.<p> or was it;-)?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:20 p.m. CST

    Oh!

    by Immortal_Fish

    Professional comedy is met here with the same liberal weight as everywhere else.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:20 p.m. CST

    Guess I'll ask about the scariness later

    by Le Vicious Fishus

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:22 p.m. CST

    Wow -- I just found out...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    ...that Rodriguez (et al) may lose all of their tax incentives because of the content of the movie.<p> It is currently on the Drudge Report.</p> <p>It seems that Rodriguez and Fox lied about the content of the film (including racial stereotyping with violent overtones. </p> I doubt this film will be ranked in the top ten next weekend.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:22 p.m. CST

    this tb is proof that

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    aicn should give scarywaitress a "who wants to (cyber)date a tber" article/reality show... somehow choppa will make it the end because the producers insist on him bein there

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:24 p.m. CST

    After Christ

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    The Devil Comes.<BR><BR>G'night all!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:25 p.m. CST

    My Stargate Universe theory..

    by The Dark Shite

    They power the ship with their own electricity, made by rubbing their feet on the floor.<p> That's the only explanation I can think of for a show set in the vastness of space, where anything is possible, yet the cast spend the entire time walking round & round in the same fucking rooms.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:28 p.m. CST

    The Dark Shite

    by HansBubi

    figured it out. You read it here first.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:42 p.m. CST

    Stargate Universe season 2 will ROCK!!!

    by DioxholsterReturns

    http://bit.ly/bQSEbh

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 10:43 p.m. CST

    Season 2? I thought they were still in Season One?

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:04 p.m. CST

    SPOILERS ----- STARGATE UNIVERSE Season 1 EPIC ending

    by DioxholsterReturns

    DR. RUSH DISCOVERED THAT THERE WAS A TRAITOR. DESTINY GOT INVADED BY LUCIAN ALLIANCE BY BRAINWASHING COL. TELFORD AND USING HIM AS AN INFORMANT. LUCIAN ALLIANCE LEADER "KIVA" GOT SHOT AND NOW HER PEOPLE ARE TAKING REVENGE BY MASS EXECUTING DESTINY CREW.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:14 p.m. CST

    The Dark Shite---- the ship flies through stars to recharge powe

    by DioxholsterReturns

    that was made clear like in the 4th episode.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:14 p.m. CST

    Diox

    by HansBubi

    is panicking because his DVR is already 95% filled with Stargate Universe, and the new season is coming soon!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:20 p.m. CST

    Stargate Universe

    by HansBubi

    has been chopped multiple times in the same night. It can't take much more.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:20 p.m. CST

    here is destiny heading towards a star

    by DioxholsterReturns

    http://bit.ly/9WQvxr

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    SGU season one synopsis:

    by Bright_Boy

    SGU is gay. The end.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    jerry has used the money...

    by Bright_Boy

    To reanimate his bloated corpse. Ever since haiti went to shit, voodoo doesn't come cheap.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:25 p.m. CST

    here is Destiny military guy attacking Lucian Alliance

    by DioxholsterReturns

    http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/dioxholster/normal_uni_teaser04_86-1.jpg

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:26 p.m. CST

    shorter version of above link here

    by DioxholsterReturns

    http://bit.ly/cidu0v

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:30 p.m. CST

    Just turned on the telethon

    by HansBubi

    Diox pledged money thinking it was to save Stargate Universe

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:32 p.m. CST

    I would pledge money..

    by Bright_Boy

    To save us from diox's lame stargay links

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:33 p.m. CST

    Stargate Universe will be much better in season 2

    by DioxholsterReturns

    you guys keep forgetting that sci-fi shows take time to reach "puberty". anyone liked star trek season 1? short answer, no. even SG-1 season 1 was a little tough. they all pick up pace by season 2 and in SGU's case, it will FUCKING ROCK!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:35 p.m. CST

    Diox is ready

    by HansBubi

    so very ready

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:35 p.m. CST

    diox would never pledge

    by Bright_Boy

    Jerry made his money making fun of retarded people, and diox comes from a long line of retards.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:41 p.m. CST

    speaking of lohan

    by Bright_Boy

    I would rather watch the underground comedy tour using the ludocivo technique than watch 5 mins of SGU

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:42 p.m. CST

    If SGU is gay....

    by The_Black_Torch

    well, I'm gay so I don't mind watching it :P.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:42 p.m. CST

    Diox is a believer

    by HansBubi

    Yes, I fully expect a show on the Syfy Channel to become significantly better in its second season.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    you guys have such insecurities

    by DioxholsterReturns

    and it shows. how do you feel about making fun of a random internet guy you dont know? does it make you feel good? lookin at you CHOPPAH

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    Is that a diox in your holster?

    by The Dark Shite

    Or are you just a little gay man? <p> I bet your man pouch is so warm.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:44 p.m. CST

    They keep showing the locals on the phones

    by HansBubi

    ..and no one is making a donatio....oh wait, one of the young teen girls is on the phone now. Everyone else is just sitting there smiling.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:46 p.m. CST

    Diox

    by HansBubi

    Season 2 will prove us naysayers wrong. It will rock. And we will be silenced.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:49 p.m. CST

    diox's stargape...

    by Bright_Boy

    Is a lot like stargate. Its bloated, smelly, showered in nerd-jizz, and entirely unwatchable. And its a coveted by basement-dwellers.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:49 p.m. CST

    Diox

    by HansBubi

    Dr. Rush is losing his mind!

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:50 p.m. CST

    Nobody held a telethon for Pompeii.

    by The Dark Shite

    Or the lost city of Atlantis. <p> Racist bastards.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:52 p.m. CST

    Sadly, SGU season 2 could be the new FIREFLY

    by DioxholsterReturns

    and be hailed as a masterpiece after it is long gone.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:52 p.m. CST

    Diox

    by HansBubi

    serious question: Does the Destiny on SGU have a token black guy, token blonde woman, token asian guy and/or woman, token american brunette woman, and a token hispanic guy?

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST

    Choppah

    by The_Black_Torch

    Still nursing my sore ass, but I'm fine, Tit :-). If gay can be fixed, I don't wanna get fixed. Gay is fun! Lol.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:54 p.m. CST

    Poor local MDA kids and teens

    by HansBubi

    sitting at the phones not getting any calls. They probably want to take out their cells and text so badly, but they can't. It wouldn't be proper.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:57 p.m. CST

    OK, I wasn't going to post... but Bright_Boy...

    by ScaryWaitress

    I salute you. Truly. I think I ruptured my spleen, laughing. <P> You are inspired. "Voodoo doesn't come cheap?" Oh HELL YES. Keep it coming, you sick little monkey. <P> I don't do this often, but for you... <P> [Scary pulls her blouse open just enough to let a few golden butterflies escape from her left breast... their soft wings brush Bright_Boy's cheek as they flutter heavenward...]

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST

    true chopping is not done...

    by Bright_Boy

    For personal gain. The chop is a reward unto itself

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST

    This homely woman at the phones

    by HansBubi

    was sitting there eye-ing the more youthful, attractive blonde woman who is co-hosting the local MDA telethon. The homely woman isn't getting any calls, and this blonde is getting all the on-air time.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 11:59 p.m. CST

    Diox... "SGU season 2 could be the new FIREFLY???"

    by ScaryWaitress

    Honeychile, the only SAD thing about that is how sad it is that you have no fucking clue. Seriously. I'm up for allowing geeks their hill to defend, carte blanche, but JESUS, man. WATCH THE HOLY GROUND. And fuck off.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:01 a.m. CST

    Diox once tried to CHOP

    by HansBubi

    ...but then he realized SGU was on Syfy.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:04 a.m. CST

    I can't believe...

    by Bright_Boy

    That telethon is still on. I wish these people would get over themselves. I got a rather nasty papercut today, and you don't hear me whining.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:05 a.m. CST

    I am interested

    by HansBubi

    ...but I don't know if I have the ingredients (in me).

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:06 a.m. CST

    Re: "I got a rather nasty papercut today..."

    by ScaryWaitress

    and I repeat my sentiment, logged above. DELIGHTFUL.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:07 a.m. CST

    bright_boys loins grow warm...

    by Bright_Boy

    At the site of ScaryWaitresses shapely bosom. I will gladly suckle at your golden teat. Chopping is thirsty work.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:08 a.m. CST

    Bright_Boy

    by HansBubi

    is a busy boy.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:09 a.m. CST

    FIREFLY aint all that

    by DioxholsterReturns

    i was merely saying that SGU will achieve the same cult status. If firefly hadnt been canceled, it wouldve sucked immensly and fans wouldve loathed it. the pre-mature cancellation made it into God of some sort, like a martyr. only idiots like scarywaitress would be keen on labeling firefly as holy ground. SGU has greater potential.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:10 a.m. CST

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:11 a.m. CST

    I have some seriously "special" fucking neighbors....

    by ScaryWaitress

    I wish I could hold a telethon to get me the money to fix THEM. <P> Or at least move me the fuck out of this joint. It's like an Appalachian tailgate party, every fucking weekend... complete with pitbulls, remote-controlled monster trucks, beer, and fireworks. That they set off IN BROAD FUCKING DAYLIGHT. You know how to tell the hicks from the REAL STUPID HICKS? The REAL STUPID HICKS set off their FUCKING CRACKERS at THREE IN THE FUCKING AFTERNOON so you CAN'T FUCKING SEE THEM. JUST HEAR THEM. <P> Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the alcohol?!?!?!?!

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:14 a.m. CST

    dioxholsterreturns

    by ConfusedPanda

    i hope the_choppah gets a cameo during SGU's second season

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:16 a.m. CST

    FIREFLY aint all that. Uh, Diox?

    by ScaryWaitress

    Wrong. Completely, completely wrong. <P> Again, I give every man his hill to claim; SGU is yours? Great. Personally, nothing about this franchise- from the movie that started it all (which, even with the Admirable Spader, failed to suck me in) to the show (which, even with the Admirable MacGuyver, failed to hold my interest past minute 14 of the pilot) seems worth loading a gun and holding my position... but hey, you just go ahead and run with that. Firefly had INFINITELY more going for it, just in the good-natured humor and the snappy dialogue. But whatever, putz-o. Go nuts. <P> Twatwaffle.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:17 a.m. CST

    poor diox

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    the bad thing is, i bet choppa and the choppettes watch sgu or whatever its called... not me though, looks to gayish (not full on gay like mad men, just quasi enough to warrant a derogatory term)

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:22 a.m. CST

    OK, this time I'm turning the computer OFF.

    by ScaryWaitress

    So this is good night. <P> I'd say play nice, boys, but that would make for some boring-ass reading over my coffee tomorrow morning, so go nuts. <P> Not you, though, Diox. You're still a twatwaffle.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST

    fireflys credits...

    by Bright_Boy

    Were more exciting than sgu. Twatwaffle. Awesome. ScaryWaitress just served you up some CHOP suey.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:26 a.m. CST

    favourite children's book:

    by Bright_Boy

    Mein Chopf

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:27 a.m. CST

    i dont understand this waitress talk

    by DioxholsterReturns

    i also dont understand how a show centered around the Air Force and space exploration could be seen as gay.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:42 a.m. CST

    because the space they explore...

    by Bright_Boy

    Is in between your ass cheeks, where they "force air" straight into your intestines.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:50 a.m. CST

    ScaryWaitress

    by GunRunner

    I run guns to the Guatemalan illegals trying to sneak into Mexico. Now those people are facing tyrannical immigration laws. <p>But of course, you knew that already.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 1 a.m. CST

    AMERICAN BEATS MEXICAN (SO THERE'S STILL HOPE)

    by ForgetfulPete

    'The American' Out-Draws The Mexican by Brandon Gray The American Upgrade to a Premier Pass Upgrade to Box Office Mojo's most comprehensive coverage... September 5, 2010 The summer movie season came to a typically quiet close over the weekend. The American led the way with a standard-issue George Clooney debut, Machete had an average late summer action movie launch, while Going the Distance stalled. Overall business, though, was up five percent from the same timeframe last year.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 1:09 a.m. CST

    SGU this sept 28 --- i know you guys love it deep inside

    by DioxholsterReturns

    Peer pressure is preventing you from speaking your mind out of fear from be bashed by AICN folks

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 1:14 a.m. CST

    The Summer movie season is finally over

    by RPLocke

    that turgid piece of crap that gave us such greatness as Machete, Piranha 3D, and the ever dull Toy Story 3.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 1:22 a.m. CST

    DioxholsterReturns

    by The Dark Shite

    Is an anagram of Herder ruts Ox tonsil. <p> Scary Waitress is Wiry Ass reacts. <p> God I'm bored.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 1:24 a.m. CST

    Diox "i know you guys love it deep inside"

    by The Dark Shite

    Speak for yourself twinkletoes.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 1:34 a.m. CST

    Machetto wasn't bad

    by MuhammadAmidala

    3 out of 5 thumbs up.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 2:01 a.m. CST

    I smell PLANT.

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    Just kidding...

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 2:06 a.m. CST

    McGoocain...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    If you had the IQ of a gnat, you would have realized that the Drudge Report is just a portal that links to other websites for "news." It isn't a propaganda website like the Huffington Post or MSNBC. In fact, it often links to those leftist websites more than righties. <p>Good luck next time! </p>

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 2:09 a.m. CST

    BSB....I'm sorry

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    Sorry for anything mean or cruel I said in this or other talkbacks. I'm trying to be more positive...trying to be a better person. Maybe I'm drunk right now...it's a distinct possibility. And I can't promise that tomorrow I won't call you on things you say or make fun of you again. But for right now, at this very moment, no hard feelings. <p> Peace.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 2:13 a.m. CST

    we are all a little drunk here

    by DioxholsterReturns

    how else could i explain me resurrecting the old 2008 SGA cancellation article last year? its the reason i have a different name now.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 2:26 a.m. CST

    the reason stargate will never be over

    by DioxholsterReturns

    is because the conflict in the story never dies out in the same way CNN never stops airing news. in a time when studios are clinching to whatever franchise exists, it will be very hard for them to dumb it. thats why i think in the future, your children's children will met with someone on the internet saying: "STARGATE IS THE MOST AWESOME THING ON TV EVER!!!!" <p> im in the long line of stargate fans who will stop at nothing to proclaim aggressively about our obsession with all things stargate. Im doing now what my father did before me and what his father did before him. this is the order of the world.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 3:25 a.m. CST

    A good year for RODRIGUEZ

    by iheartcinema

    A one-two punch along with PREDATORS. Just caught a late show of 'Machete' and thought the film was a complete riot, was lauging at the absuridty and just pure insanity of the film. Only about ten other heads in attendance, would have loved to see it with a packed audience. And yea Harry I hear what you're sayin about ALBA, but it's good to finally see her in some quality fims this year ie: MACHETE & THE KILLER INSIDE ME

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 3:44 a.m. CST

    I'm really surprised how much I liked this film.

    by Orionsangels

    I wasn't expecting much from this film. I'm not really fan of Robert Rodriguez. I think his directing and editing is sloppy. He makes messy films that go all over the place and frankly feel cheap. I'm sorry I have to be honest. Well I'm happy to say that I really enjoyed Machete. Most of those things I didn't like about Rodriguez's work actually lent themselves well to this style of film. The poor editing, the jumping back and forth. The cheap looking quality of the film. All work beautifully here. I was actually engaged, yes and the action was fun. The gore didn't over stay it's welcome. I also laughed a lot. I enjoyed the fun characters. That's a good way to sum up this film. IT'S FUN! It doesn't take itself too seriously. If I have any complaints I wanted more sex and nudity, but that's what the unrated version is for holmes.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 3:47 a.m. CST

    Anyone else notice Juni (Daryl Sabara ) from Spy Kids.

    by Orionsangels

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 4:07 a.m. CST

    haha fox news was all over it

    by DioxholsterReturns

    secret agenda indeed

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 4:17 a.m. CST

    Not to go off topic or anything...

    by NeverTalksBack

    Saw Machete tonight, it was a pretty damn good B movie, had some fun kills & explosions and action. Also it was pretty funny too. It seemed like all the actors had alot of fun in this movie. Me and my girl both really enjoyed it. I was surprised she liked it as much as she did, not exactly her kinda movie ya know. Good, bloody, sleazy fun :D <p? <p> BTW Lilo's titties do not appear in this movie, not exactly anyway. The sex scene in the pool is clearly a body double, the double had no freckles ;) However later on when she wakes up naked her hair is conveniently hanging directly in front of her breasts. You can see the shape, you even get some nipple! :p Not sure why a double was used in the pool scene, sorta odd really. Oh and Alba IS naked, all ya see is side boob and one ass cheek, but naked nonetheless ;) <p> <p> Back on topic... Christina Hendricks, yummy! Course I do prefer chicks with more meat on their bones personally. Oh and Star Gate in all it's different iterations sucks! The movie was Ok. It's nice to be part of the group sometimes...

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 4:22 a.m. CST

    Oh yeah...

    by NeverTalksBack

    Lilo's tits are sorta in the movie, sorta. In the love scene in the pool they clearly use a double. It's obvious because the double has no freckles. However later on when she wakes up naked, her hair is strategically placed in front of her breasts, but you see the shape, and as she walks you do get some Lilo nipple, so that's fun :p Not sure why a double was used at all. Also Alba IS naked, you see side boob and side ass, that's all, but naked nonetheless ;)

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 4:23 a.m. CST

    To those who...

    by nico_laos

    ... accuse others of being racist for wanting immigrants to enter the country legally.... http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/5885/carusofuckyou2rr.gif

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 4:36 a.m. CST

    A couple questions: Maniquis & Soundtrack

    by iheartcinema

    Does anyone know why Rodriguez co-directed with Ethan Maniquis? I'm guessing maybe he wanted to take one of his editors and show him the directing ropes? Also, anyone know if a soundtrack will be released for this film?

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 4:56 a.m. CST

    Can we please...

    by nico_laos

    ... get rid of this douche and his fear-mongering propaganda? Goddamn, fuck this site, and a pox on Harry if this asshole isn't banned.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 6 a.m. CST

    the directing and editing were horrible

    by animas

    this is RR's weakest movie that I have seen. oh and fuck the libertardian racist alex jones idiots. This movie sucks but not based on the political crap, it just was not entertaining.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 7 a.m. CST

    I just have one fucking question...

    by Dead_Flag_Blues

    How in the name of FUCK, has "THE CHOPPUH" not been banned?!? What the fuck Harry? This guy is actually worse than SCOTTPILGRIMFAN... <P> Although i'm pretty damn sure they're the same fucking person. <P> Either way... GODDAMN!

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 8:05 a.m. CST

    Stop calling these reviews

    by corplhicks

    They are spewings of some dude, not any good review. Harry, seriously

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 8:27 a.m. CST

    The irony of the Right Wing Policies re: Mexican Immigrants

    by Knuckleface

    Mexico is the perfect example of what happens when a country's government does not support organized labour, public education, healthcare, infrastructure, planning, a social safety net and diversity of ideas. <b> The irony is that Republicans, who hate Mexicans so much, fail to see that their right-wing policies mirror Mexico's policies. If the US starts to look more and more like Mexico, it's not because of illegal immigrants or 'gawd-damned liburals', its because the Republicans support policies that are turning the US into Mexico. <b> By the way, Mexican President Felipe Calderon, the guy republicans love to blame for Mexico's problems... well... he's the leader of the Mexico's right wing Christian National Action Party. Look it up. <b>What's that line about staring into the Abyss until the Abyss is staring back into you?

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 8:38 a.m. CST

    SO WE SAW THE AMERICAN YESTERDAY, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS

    by BringingSexyBack

    This movie would put Harry into a coma. The pacing is the slowest I've seen in a long ass time. There's very little action to move the story forward. In fact, there's very little story to begin with, no intricate plots, no twists. Any gunplay you already saw in the trailers was pretty much all the gunplay that's in the movie. And there was very little dialogue too. The entire movie simply follows Clooney around a small Italian village with Clooney meeting and interacting with a small handful of characters. That's it. <P> Given all that, you might think I hated it. But no. I was completely riveted. This is one of Clooney's best performances in quite a long time. He sold me as the weathered hitman seeking - no, longing for - a normal life. <P> This is a very classic, slow, contemplative character study - of Clooney, and also the peripheral characters whom we are given to know more intimately as the movie progresses. I daresay Clooney was brilliantly subdued in his portrayal. It wasn't a perfect movie, as I thought there were more than a few plotholes. And I hate to say it but some audience members actually laughed when the credits rolled, but that's just proof that there are morons living among us. <P> This is a great movie. You'd be missing out if you didn't see today. I'm serious. And pay attention to one scene in particular with Clooney and the hit-woman in the woods. The movie might be slow overall, but there is a great amount of tension in that scene that'll have you at the edge of your seat. I wasn't an Anton Corbijn fan before as I hadn't even seen any of his films, but I am a fan now.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 8:48 a.m. CST

    Dead_Flag_Blues

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    You do not understand what it is to Chop.<BR><BR>I pity you.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 8:48 a.m. CST

    JEHOVAHS_WITNESS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Thanks. Wasn't expecting that but that was very nice of you. Tomorrow is another day but today we break bread together.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 8:56 a.m. CST

    I tried to watch the Jerry Lewis telethon

    by Fuzzyjefe

    but I walked out halfway through. There wasn't a single attempt at 'dueling banjos'. I'll never watch another 'very special episode of THE FACTS OF LIFE' again. <p> I know, late to the party. But I brought a keg and a Chevy van full of loose redheads. Who wants a bong hit?

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 8:58 a.m. CST

    Thanks for the American review Sexy. WIll check it out

    by leo54304

    That the movie wasn't an action flick but a character study caught my attention and interest. And I'm glad to hear it delivered.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 9:06 a.m. CST

    LEO

    by BringingSexyBack

    Great, I hope you enjoy it. I think some people were let down by expectations (understandably from the commercials) but if you enjoy good filmmaking, this one delivers IMO>

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 9:07 a.m. CST

    Fuzzy, about that Chevy Van

    by leo54304

    'Cause like a princess she was layin' there<br> Moonlight dancin' off her hair She woke up and took me by the hand<br> She's gonna love me in my Chevy van<br> And that's all right with me <br> Her young face was like that of an angel<br> Her long legs were tanned and brown<br> Better keep your eyes on the road, son<br> Better slow this vehicle down<br> <br> 'Cause like a princess she was layin' there<br> Moonlight dancin' off her hair She woke up and took me by the hand<br> She's gonna love me in my Chevy van<br> And that's all right with me <br>

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 9:12 a.m. CST

    scarlett

    by Bright_Boy

    Plant! Specifically: a pansy.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 9:19 a.m. CST

    Thanks Leo

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Your gift of song will be cherished.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 9:29 a.m. CST

    Happy cheap illegal Mexican labour day, merrycans!

    by The Dark Shite

    With an added "U" :-).

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 9:37 a.m. CST

    I'll crack open a cold one for ya McGooCain

    by leo54304

    After I get done with work. Happy Labor Day to you bud and everyone else.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 9:46 a.m. CST

    80's Seagal: Someone better call 911

    by leo54304

    2010' Seagal: Someone better call border patrol

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 10:09 a.m. CST

    SHE!

    by carneguisada

    I'd love to see a spin-off of SHE! Also, my 2cents is that the 2nd movie should be a MOTORCYCLE MOVIE (that's what I expected this would be) set more out west instead of in Austin.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 10:15 a.m. CST

    may day

    by Bright_Boy

    Yes these filthy north american capitalists have it all wrong comrade.... Oh wait, I like stuff. Happy labour day

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 10:15 a.m. CST

    Goooood morning Mr CHOPPAH

    by leo54304

    And what a comrade you are sir!!<br> <br> Hi Ho, its off to socialist work we go!!<br> With our illegal immigrant friends, we're sure to bring capitalism to an end!!<br> Hi Ho, Hi Ho!! Its off to socialist work we go!!

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Marx Quote 1

    by Le Vicious Fishus

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Marx Quote 1

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Democracy is the road to socialism. <BR> Karl Marx

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 10:36 a.m. CST

    socialism is the road to communism

    by Bright_Boy

    Communism is the road to half-assed capitalism. See: china

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 10:41 a.m. CST

    Marx Quote 2

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    I am not a Marxist. <BR> Karl Marx

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 10:44 a.m. CST

    So Karl Marx just called...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    He said, "Religion is opium of the masses."

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 10:49 a.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Anton Corbijn has only directed one other full-length feature film - CONTROL. It's a dramatic profile of Ian Curtis, the lead singer of Joy Division (a band that Corbijn had famously photographed in iconic black & white). It's a good film and worth checking out; especially if you're a fan of Joy Division.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 10:53 a.m. CST

    religion is the opium...

    by Bright_Boy

    Of the asses. Opium is the opium of the masses. And choose your own adventure stories.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 10:54 a.m. CST

    This country will never be free, til a man can pee

    by leo54304

    in a stream and dream of vegetables that are green<br> <br> Dr Seuss after sharing a hit with John Lennon

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 10:56 a.m. CST

    What is it with men peeing in everything?

    by ScaryWaitress

    Seriously... what is that, you marking your territory?

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 10:57 a.m. CST

    Yeah, DA_CHOPPAH ain't no SCOTTPILGRIMFAN!

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    But I think I know who he is. Heh.<P>Good morning, CHOPPAH!

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Wave that hammer and sickle brother CHOPPAH

    by leo54304

    And no, I don't mean your dick and balls. Or do I?

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:01 a.m. CST

    Just remember McGoo those Fat Bottomed Girls

    by leo54304

    Are you gonna take me home tonight<br> Ah down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round<br> Hey<br> I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew love before I left my nursery, huh<br> Left alone with big fat fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me<br> Hey hey!

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:05 a.m. CST

    I was gonna correct the opiate thing

    by Bright_Boy

    But it seems retarded to correct grammar on a website called "aint it cool news". Its a colloquial situation, and we knew what he meant. Viva la fishus!

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Valentines Day horror story Scary

    by leo54304

    Girl has a blind date and she brings guy to her place for some apple pie she made. Date wasn't going well as he wasn't saying much but he was going looking and nice enough.<br> She gets pie out of fridge and offers him some. He says sure but complains that when his mom bakes a pie its in a rectangular pan not a round one like she used.<br> She's like, ok, lets walk out on the porch to watch the sunset. They do and she comments on how a nice a view porch has of neighborhood.<br> He says, its ok but he prefers a porch view where he can pee in the morning and not have anyone see him.<br> There was no second date.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    I'm always ready, CHOPPAH.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    For my knives are sharp and there is much slaying to be done.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:14 a.m. CST

    Tell me Mr Gaius, do perhaps have a machete?

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    leo54304

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Machetes are clumsy and impersonal. I prefer a little more elegance in my blades. It helps to elevate troll-slaying into more of an art form.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    speaking of sickle

    by Bright_Boy

    Some old pal of my special ladyfriend died of sickle cell anemia today, and now she's withholding the pussy cause i was like "calm down, i've never even heard of this chick in 2 yrs together." Then i wouldnt let her use my computer to jump on facebook so she could play "lets grieve teh girl we all abandoned years ago, and have a big ole pity party". I'm trying to download rubicon, i said i didnt want her sucking up my bandwidth. She says im an asshole. whatever. She got CHOPPED.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:27 a.m. CST

    gaius

    by Bright_Boy

    wicked post time BTW

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    I know eh?

    by Bright_Boy

    Withhold the pussy will she? that's fine, but she'll end up with a distended anus. Her pain, my gain.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Grief...

    by Bright_Boy

    is the opiate of the women

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Dammmn, you guys are in the zone

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Danger Mouse nemesis Baron Silas Greenback

    by leo54304

    had a henchman you might appreciate Mr Gaius. His name was Stiletto. but the good Baron pronounced it as:<br> <br> Stilettooooooo

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:42 a.m. CST

    Share a cigar with her Bright_Boy

    by leo54304

    Its what Bill would do.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:45 a.m. CST

    WWBD?

    by Bright_Boy

    A fine creed to live by

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:48 a.m. CST

    Chrrissssisssm is right! Fuck genre flicks like this!

    by D.Vader

    And fuck blaxploitation films while we're at it! There's NEVER a nice white man in those movies! Bullshit propaganda!

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:51 a.m. CST

    I like that Bright Boy!! Thats a good code to live by

    by leo54304

    On my bucket list:<br> <br> A weekend in Vegas as Bills wingman. Without telling Hillary of course. <br> Hit Vegas as the adult entertainment industry has its annual convevntion and you guys as my wingmen.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 11:58 a.m. CST

    Let 'em have some fun Vader

    by leo54304

    For every "Machete" theres dozen of bad movies stereotyping minorites as pimps, whore's, drug dealers, gangsta's, etc.<br> <br> As I posted on another Machete thread, if a movie has Steven Seagal, Cheech Marin and Don Johnson you can't take it seriously.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    And deniro

    by Bright_Boy

    if a movie has deniro you cant take it seriously lately

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    Sounds like you gave him the Godfather Treatment CHOPPAH

    by leo54304

    Like that italian singer guy at the beginning of Godfather:<br> <br> Godfather help me!! I don't know what to do!!<br> <br> Brando slaps him in the face and tells his to start acting like a man. CHOPPAH, you're carrying on the Corleone tradition.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    I'd let hilary come to vegas

    by Bright_Boy

    She should get some pussy too

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:07 p.m. CST

    Tiger sucks now

    by Bright_Boy

    Cause he has to polish his own balls.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:08 p.m. CST

    How come theres no Jerry Lewis Telethon Talkback>?

    by MST3KPIMP

    seems like it'd be fun. I love how so many entertainers sight Jerry as an influence but theyre apparently terrified to be seen on his show.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:09 p.m. CST

    those viking broads

    by Bright_Boy

    need to learn their place. CHOP CHOP CHOP

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:13 p.m. CST

    No, fuck this! It's racist!

    by D.Vader

    It's racist bc the white guys are evil! That's not true!

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Thats not true! That's IMPOSSIBLE!

    by D.Vader

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    mst3kpimp

    by Bright_Boy

    they're afraid they'll catch "bloated hack". T