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Harry would totally not fuck with MACHETE!
Hey folks, Harry here... I wasn't anticipating to like MACHETE. I know I'm friends with Robert Rodriguez - and I know that I've even worked with him before, and most likely will again... but I'm pretty clear on Rodriguez's career. I love EL MARIACHI, ROAD RACERS, DESPERADO, his segment of FOUR ROOMS, FROM DUSK TIL DAWN, THE FACULTY, SIN CITY and PLANET TERROR. In his kid film world, I really enjoy the SPY KIDS series as pure kid entertainment, but I really dislike ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO (though there are pieces of it I love) and I loathe SHORTS and am mainly ambivalent to SHARKBOY. That said, MACHETE belongs to that group I love. Now, before going into this - you need to know that this is a non-stop gore-fest. It reminds me a lot of those William Lustig crime flicks like VIGILANTE (coming soon to BluRay!) - You will see tits, belonging to Lindsey Lohan - you will see decapitations, disemboweling, head explosions, crushings and a not quite infinite display of machete deaths. But this really is the first whole hog MEXPLOITATION film. Robert's El Mariachi trilogy might have helped the genre get started, but MACHETE is absolutely the first classic work of pure MEXPLOITATION and it is done with relish. I couldn't attend any of the press screenings or the world premiere in Austin this week, so today - Father Geek and I decided to go check out the first matinee we could make. Which turned out being the 5:15pm showing at the Alamo Village. With a 2/3rds full audience - we watched this absurd film unleash its blood drenched ass-kicking commence for the next 105 minutes. Inevitably - folks will begin comparing this to THE EXPENDABLES - but frankly, to me they're very different films. THE EXPENDABLES purports to be a realistic attempt. The gore, matches the calibre. With MACHETE - there's no fucking reality going on here - this film easily could have been made in the heyday of Roger Corman Exploitation. There's a non-stop swagger to the film that never lets up. I mean... jumping out a window to swing from a man's intestines... well, I'm pretty sure that's about as cartoonish as it gets - and I don't fucking care, cuz it makes me giggle like a monkey on pot! The film is all over the place performance wise. Danny Trejo though - he's the rock of this film. He's the fucking Lee Marvin of Mexicans... If faces should be carved upon mountains, his is the face you could scale. Throughout the film he just glides through. It is like he knows TITO & TARANTULA created his theme. Like he knows the film is shot at high frame rates and with a throbbing pulse-activating bass & the searing sound of electric guitars. In other words - his soundtrack is simply cool - in a rocking Carl Stalling kind of manner - that accents every gag, that punctuates every line, that accompanies every zany bit of action. Trejo looks natural killing people with no remorse... but also seems equally at ease seducing a mother & her daughter. And... I absolutely believe this about Danny Trejo. That said - I would appreciate a spin-off film entitled OSIRIS - about the most graphically violent italian-american-nerd hitman of all time. And that film must fucking star TOM SAVINI. And surround him with a cast like this as well. I'd line up in a heartbeat. I used to say the same thing about SEX MACHINE - hell I even wrote a script on spec for that, but when the direct to dvd FROM DUSK TIL DAWN's tanked... it went nowhere. Que Lastima! I really and truly believe in the face and form of TOM SAVINI - and I have been dying for someone to use him, the way Rodriguez uses Trejo here. Steven Seagal - is mainly sufferable throughout the film. It's bizarre seeing him as a villian. It comes natural to him... but - giggle - I put spoiler tags on this review - because... Man, I just have to say it. Steven Seagal's death scene is one of the most ludicrously hilarious death performances that I've ever seen - and I howled in laughter from it. Now I hardly consider that a spoiler because... in a film entitled MACHETE starring Rodriguez's personal man-crush, Danny Trejo... in a Mexploitation Myth film... there isn't a way in fucking hell that Seagal could take down Trejo... but Seagal is given the Steve Austin bionic sound every time he pulls out his samurai sword - and that cracked me up too. Jessica Alba - god bless her astonishing figure and her crazy perfect complexion... but her standing on a truck attempting a rousing speech - it just makes me laugh. In fact, most of the funky moments of the film, become hilarious - simply because of the absurdity of what is commencing. This is even more absurd if you live in Austin, one of the most peaceful cities of size in this country... but god damn we love our simulated violence in this city. Better to bleed on screen than upon the streets of our fair city. I was actually surprised by De Niro's Senator McLaughlin. I found him quite fun, and there's a few moments in his hate-speeches where a little Max Cady peeks his head out - and Max, you've been missed. Cheech Marin is fun... but the best actor this side of Trejo in this film, is Jeff Fahey as Karl Rove - I mean Booth. A typical Republican Political Strategist. Through and through. They do this shit... ALL THE TIME. I'm serious. Actually, I'm kinda kidding. Kinda. The purpose of this crazy film is to create an exploitation legend about the Mexican JOHN HENRY - who doesn't swing a jack hammer to build a railroad, but a machete to harvest the heads of the mutherfuckers of this world. And that's reason enough to enjoy the living shit out of this movie. Fuck it. I'm paying to see it again, Monday. When I take Yoko. Total date movie. If you're dating a girl worth a shit, that is. Heh. Rodriguez did dirty the film up a bit - gave it a varnish of crud and he popped out the colors till they lick your eyeballs sweetly. Oh... and a low-rider compound assault is about as sublimely joyful as I've been in a real long time. Made me want a MASK movie pronto. Yes, I typed that. I want a MASK movie with tricked out absurd cars. Blame it on Bond and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang... well, I guess blame Ian Fleming... he's responsible for that fetish. Should this movie incense you, you're probably an asshole.
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yeah cuz theres nothing bad about illegal immigration. Oh and first.
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he could make a film with as much integrity
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Bitches.
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Illegal Immigration a $113 Billion a Year Drain on U.S. Taxpayers FAIR Releases First-of-its-Kind Comprehensive Study of Federal, State and Local Costs of Illegal Immigration (Washington, D.C July 6, 2010) A new study released today by the Federation for American Immigration Reform (FAIR) estimates that illegal immigration now costs federal and local taxpayers $113 billion a year. The report, The Fiscal Burden of Illegal Immigration on U.S. Taxpayers, is the most comprehensive analysis of how much the estimated 13 million illegal aliens and their U.S.-born children cost federal, state and local governments. The cost estimates are based on an extensive analysis of federal, state and local spending data. The Fiscal Burden of Illegal Immigration on U.S. Taxpayers examines dozens of government programs that are available to illegal aliens and their U.S.-born children, both legally and fraudulently. The report provides detailed analysis of the impact of illegal immigration on education, health care, law enforcement and justice, public assistance, and other government programs. The report also accounts for taxes paid by illegal aliens about $13 billion a year, resulting in a net cost to taxpayers of about $100 billion. However, the study notes that government at all levels would likely have realized significantly greater revenues if jobs held by illegal aliens had been filled by legal U.S. residents instead. Federal spending on illegal aliens amounts to $29 billion, finds Fiscal Burden of Illegal Immigration on U.S. Taxpayers. The lion’s share of the costs of illegal immigration is borne by state and local taxpayers an estimated $84.2 billion. In 18 states, expenditures on illegal aliens exceeded the size of those states’ budget deficits in FY 2009. Among the key findings of The Fiscal Burden of Illegal Immigration on U.S. Taxpayers: * The $113 billion in outlays for services and benefits to illegal aliens and their families represents an average cost to native-headed households of $1,117 a year. Because the burdens of illegal immigration are not evenly distributed, the costs are much higher in states with large illegal alien populations. * Education for the children of illegal aliens represents the single largest public expenditure at an annual cost of $52 billion. Nearly all of that cost is absorbed by state and local governments. * The federal government recoups about one-third of its share of the costs of illegal immigration in the form of taxes collected. States, which bear a much greater share of the costs, recoup a mere 5 percent of their expenditures from taxes paid by illegal aliens. * Granting amnesty to illegal aliens, as President Obama and others propose, would not significantly increase tax revenues generated by current illegal aliens. However, over time, amnesty would dramatically increase public costs as newly-legalized aliens become eligible for all means-tested government programs. * Arizona’s annual cost of illegal immigration is $2.5 billion. “The Fiscal Burden of Illegal Immigration on U.S. Taxpayers provides a definitive response to the question of whether illegal aliens are a net benefit or a net drain on government coffers,” stated Dan Stein president of FAIR. “The report examines virtually every federal, state and local government program to determine the impact of illegal immigration on the bottom line. That bottom line $113 billion a year, and growing makes our nation’s failure to control illegal immigration one of the largest preventable burdens borne by American taxpayers.” “If political leaders in Washington and state capitals want to understand why the American public is demanding enforcement of our immigration laws, The Fiscal Burden of Illegal Immigration on U.S. Taxpayers, provides 113 billion good reasons,” Stein concluded.
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i dig when flicks deliver on the promises they make. machete did that.
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I'm going to go see MACHETE. I like the character despite the whole slam on Arizona trying to shore up its existence against the flood of thieves.
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harry you are RIGHT ON about the need for a MASK movie MOBILE ARMORED STRIKE KOMMAND ALL THE WAY
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Harry went a whole review without mentioning his dick.
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for not respecting our Consitution. oh, and Machete looks decent. another one of Robert Rodriguez's 2 hour inside jokes.
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for not respecting our laws and our people. Arizona wouldn't have done this if there were no illegal immigrants. This is a cry for help from the Arizona government.
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This should be Danny's next flick http://www.youtube.com/user/theduderaul?feature=mhum#p/a/u/0/PXMIX1gfNwA
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Nice work as always, Harry. <br> <br> Since in the last few weeks local cineplexes have switched to an ALL VERN FORMAT, I've been hoping he'd check-in with reviews of Machete and The Expendables.
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Or was it a body double? I must know.
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Even if he writes the exact same thing.
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They spend too much time trying to flesh out a multi-character storyline instead of having fun with the exploitation conventions. Just like in "Once Upon a Time in Mexico" the hero gets lost in the mix as the story bounces between the bad guys. "Machete" has it's moments but I found most of it kind of boring.
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I'm 99.9% sure that it's not her during the Machete threesome but she is definately topless during one scene (breasts semi-covered by her hair).
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Get your shit together
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Will MACHETE be the NEXT box-office bomb that AICN pimps and promotes??? Recent history seems to say "HELL YEAH!"
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Sure, because anyone concerned about illegal immigration is a racist idiot, right? I mean, there is no possible other explanation, right? RIGHT. Tiresome, childish, and BIGOTED - right back at ya.
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I was stationed there for 6 years, Illegals tried to break into my nieghbors house and then mine after the cops pulled them over in a stolen truck....just one of many "delightful" ecounters. Fuck anyone who says Arizona is in the wrong....fuck you to death and I hope your children are stolen by the Mexican Sex trade or drug cartels and executed. This includes "entertainers" or whatever they like to call themselves.
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....why the hate for Once Upon A Time In Mexico? I haven't watched the thing in years, maybe I need to refresh myself, but I don't remember it being notably awful in any particular way, just not great.
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15 years too late in the making, Danny Trejo looks like a Mexican Drunkard Slob. Not quite the badass he use to be.
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aside from Inception and Iron Man 2, everything has flopped.
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You forgot Toy Story 3. And Pancho....dude it's a review, of course there will likely be spoilers. What kind of moron decides to read about something that he doesn't want to know about? It's not like he stuck Machete spoilers into an Avatar 2 article or something.
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but that's Pixar. ANY release by Pixar makes money no matter how good or bad it is.
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The movie getting subpar reviews from everyone else on the planet gets the A-O-K from Harry.
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"nieghbor's"....but you know what I mean
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I've never been there but the food is delicious!
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To quote Sean Connery in "The Name of the Rose": "Monkeys...do not laugh". That said, I'm hitting the Alamo Drafthouse in Houston.
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After his amazing turn in Desperado it just didn't seem like he wanted to be there in the movie and it suffered for it. <P> When the fuck is Desperado going to be on Blu?
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Sept. 3, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST
Harry your site is turning into a Anti-Harry-reviews site
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
Get your shit together you Rocky Dennis ginger fat fuckin rat turd. You are losing your street cred with all of these bad/biased reviews. Get off of Roberts nutts and write the truth you red-headed beanbag licking queer. Quit squat fucking your mail-ordered concubine for 30 minutes and focus for fucks sake!
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Sept. 3, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST
Ever since Scott Cera vs. the Box Office came out.....
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
Harry has just been so fucking off....like not even close. Totally out of touch with his fan base....he almost sounds like a hipster fuckin tool writer for Rolling Stone or SPIN.
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Sept. 3, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST
You all do realize the Mexico is run by drug cartels, right?
by SoylentMean
That these people entering our country, illegally, are doing so, not for kicks or to stick it to Americans, but because their lives depend on it! <P> You don't hear about Canadians crossing the border illegally too often, now do ya? <P> I wish there was a way for all of the people trying to get to America from Mexico legally to do so, but in reality that just isn't the case. <P> The Mexican border between the U.S. is run by drug cartels and the only thing from Mexico they want getting into America is their drugs. <P> This should be common knowledge. It's a fucked up situation. But the villains are not the migrants trying to find a better life. It's the assholes in Mexico making them seek it elsewhere.
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Oh yeah, those fear mongering, racist assholes stood up alright. And they then walked across the room and pissed all over the U.S. constitution. You teabagging assholes don't get to pick and choose who gets protected, and you certainly don't get to repeal the 14th amendment. Fucking racist pricks only want this country to stand for white people...white men specifically. Good luck with that over the coming decades when you become the minority.
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Sept. 3, 2010, 9:33 p.m. CST
HARRY KNOWLES REVIEWS HIS FRIENDS FILM - "SLURP,SLURP,SLURP,SLUR
by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs
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Why, because Harry can't write and he's got shit taste in movies. Machete does seem fun though. peace
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Sept. 3, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST
Exactly, without Mexico we would never have had tacos...
by SoylentMean
Therefore, viva Mexico!
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So we should let them flood our country and turn it into Mexico number 2. You know what the problem with Mexico is....Mexicans. Mexico has every natural resource that America has yet it looks like fuckin Afghanistan. They are their own worst enemies. America has it's problems and we don't need 5 trillion fuckin border hoppers over here sucking on the teet of our already broken Welfare/Healthcare system.
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You're a scumbag racist fuck. People like you make me ashamed of my country, when in 2010 we have filth like you crawling out from under your rock to try and spread your fear and hatred.
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what the fuck are you talking about you Mexican cock gobbler. Illegal Mexicans break into my house and yard....so I must a racist. I wish you lived in a border town so they could come in and run a rain on your family. Fucking liberals are so full of self righteous shit. You can't even point Mexico out on a map. Go watch MTV for some more news updates.
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Sept. 3, 2010, 9:43 p.m. CST
Hot Latina chick pulling a cell phone out of...herself
by Nasty In The Pasty
That and FINALLY seeing a naked Jessica Alba in the shower (strategically-posed to hide her nipples, but still) were all sorts of win. Although the prospect of seeing Lindsay Lohan topless gets people excited? What is this, 2004? She looks HORRIBLE in this, which fits her character, but still.<BR><BR>It's kind of sadly funny, though...most of Rodriguez's penchant for casting has-been actors (Mickey Rourke, Jeff Fahey, Steven Seagal, Robert De Niro, ect.) usually features guys in their 50's and 60's, whereas Lohan managed to hit has-been status before she turned 25.
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Sept. 3, 2010, 9:44 p.m. CST
And that animated internet video showing the electric fence...
by Nasty In The Pasty
...made me laugh harder than I have in months.
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My grandmother came over legally from Mexico in the 1930's....guess I must racist again. You don't even know what country you're in you stupid fuck. Typical liberal bullshit. Liberalism is not an ideology, it's a form of brain cancer. The only cure is death, so kill yourself...or just go to Juarez Mexico...they will gladly do it for free.
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My family came to this country from Ireland and Germany at the turn of the last century. The difference between me, and other Americans like me, is that we not only love our country, also RESPECT our countrymen and our fucking neighbors REGARDLESS of the color of their skin. You're uneducated filth, and all the hate you put out into your sad little world for those who are different than you will only come back to you a thousand fold. I wish I could say that saddens me.
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I meant run a train...but you know what I mean. It's the thought that counts and it came from the heart
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...illegal Mexicans are part of what makes this state great.
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What does this have to do with skin color you mongolid animal. Mexican is a "NATIONALITY". Nobody in here is attacking Latinos or hispanics (which I have descended from). You are just a loud mouthed animal and should be treated as such. You aren't even human pale face
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...To preoccupy itself with the welfare of the citizenry of another country, especially when substantial numbers of its own masses are unemployed and when such lofty concerns threaten their livelihoods?<p> Total leftist here, but I can fully understand the nausea some on the right have over this emotionally-based myopia. Fuck Mexico and its cowardly populace. When Calderon stole the election from Obrador, you had your chance to rise up and change your fucked up country...you didn't, and now Calderon's pointless drug war is your reward for sitting on your asses. Live with it. On YOUR side of the border.
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Sept. 3, 2010, 9:56 p.m. CST
You see when a liberal starts to debate...
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
and realizes they are 100 percent wrong, they fall back to "Racism". It's all they know, and trust me, they don't know much else. They say Republicans are racist...funny...I'm pretty sure Abe Lincoln was a republican. They say Arizona is racist...no...they are just tired of being the child kiddnapping center of the us. But you can't reason with a Liberal, it's like trying to reason with a lifeless goat.
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Oh, that's outstanding. You may very well be the most ignorant idiot I've ever encountered on these boards. That's quite an achievement. Wow. You keep shining that little light of yours, champ.
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Im curious, is Rose in this?
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tell me how racist I am. Tell that to my black wife and biracial daughter. Tell them how I hate dark skinned races....because all Mexicans have dark skin in your blue eyes. Are you done yet? Have I made you look like a complete fool...yep. I count this as a big "W"
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Sept. 3, 2010, 10 p.m. CST
And please don't ever compare your party with that of Lincoln...
by Peter Franks
you, and your teabagging ilk have taken your conservative hate filled agenda so far to the right, you are Republicans in name only. Abraham Lincoln would not only be unwelcome in the GOP today, he'd be trounced in any primary his name would appear on the ballot. Nice try though, sparky. Share that love.
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Sept. 3, 2010, 10:02 p.m. CST
Don't side step Peter Franks, tell us more about
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
The Mexican Race. I have never heard of it....what do they look like. You had a point right....well what is it
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Sept. 3, 2010, 10:04 p.m. CST
Oh really...cause you know him personally right
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
So tell me about the Republican party....what does it stand for. Educate me. But don't forget to apply some racism.
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http://www.youtube.com/user/th eduderaul?feature=mhum#p/a/u/0 /PXMIX1gfNwA
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Sept. 3, 2010, 10:07 p.m. CST
Have you ever had a conversation about politics wihtout
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
bringing your racism into it? I doubt it. But hey, it's just what the poor Mexican people need....more help from an "Educated" white man like yourself. Please bestow your Godly whiteness upon us lowlifes
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Sept. 3, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST
Hey everybody, Peter Franks is here doing his part
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
to save the oppressed illegal Mexican immigrants. How is he doing his part you ask? By spreading his white-liberal-upper class rhetoric. Because the Mexican "race" as he calls them, cant' help themselves and they need the white man's handouts.
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Hi, I'm here with reality checking in on you, and we've brought this cool little gadget called a "history book". Look at that! Overturning slavery doesn't mean that Lincoln wasn't a racist-he was. Hell he would have liked to have shipped every one back to Africa if he could. "Separate but equal" was pretty progressive for the time, but he still firmly believed that the races should not and could not mingle. The man is firmly on record as being a racist, but for the sake of making the Civil War politically correct to teach our children in school he has to become a racial crusader who waged war for the blacks which is just way WAY off base.
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Sept. 3, 2010, 10:14 p.m. CST
RIGHTWING RETARDS COMPLAINING ABOUT ILLEGALS TAKING THEIR JOBS..
by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs
NO, it was your fucking Government that has been shipping your jobs (you know, the ones that CREATED the middle-class) to slave labor countries such as China, India and Mexico over the last 30 years since Ronnie Saint Raygun began waging the war on the middle-class that EVERY President since has continued. Your political system is a joke designed to give you the choice of voting for one group of cunts or the other and ALL OF THEM serve the corporations. Furthermore, maybe you fucking mongoloids should concern yourselves over those who actually HIRE the illegal’s but then you wouldn't have any cheap labor to do the jobs that you are too fucking lazy to do yourselves or too cheap to pay a fair wage to someone to do them.<br> <br>Your hatred of "illegal's" stems from simple RACISM when you should be more concerned about the CLASS WARFARE being waged by the top 1% against the rest of us 99%'ers. They won't stop until the USA turns into a third world nation and they use your ignorant prejudices to turn you against each other when your hatred should be aimed at the fat cats on Wall Street and the corrupt politicians who are in the pocket of the Banksters and the Military Industrial Complex. TRILLIONS FOR WALL STREET AND WAR but NOTHING to finance PROGRESS, EDUCATION, HEALTHCARE and SCIENCE. You know, those things that brought us out of the dark ages which is exactly where you inbred fucksticks would like to drag the USA back to.<br> <br>Furthermore, you ignorant cocksuckers, outsourcing has DECIMATED the middle class. You go back 30 to 40 years ago and a guy right out of high school could get a good paying job in a factory. Back then you could actually make enough money to own a car and even a home if you worked hard enough. Today? FORGET IT. You need a College or University education before you could even begin to think about buying a home, never mind that it now takes a two income family to pay off a mortgage these days when a guy I know (now in his 70's) was able to work in a steel mill 40 years ago and support himself, his wife and their three children while also paying off their home and putting the kids through school. That used to be called the American Dream which you gun toting, bible thumping moutherfuckers are helping to destroy when you vote for scum like George W. Bush, and his ilk, who brought the world economy to the brink of financial collapse and you would STILL vote them back into power when the only people they serve are the Corporations and the Aristocratic class, of which YOU will never be a part of.<br> <br>The corporations have worked hand in hand with our governments to throw you under the bus over the last 30 years. They have also made sure to starve the education system because they don't want an educated and well informed public because it's easier for them to divide us with pointless crap like illegals, gays, guns and religion which is the most worthless thing in the world. Yet there are plenty of morons out there that vote based on what invisible space god they worship.<br> <br>In closing, I wish to Christ the southern states would secede because, without Blue State money supporting your worthless asses, you would turn into Somalia within six months. FUCK YOU!!!
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And mowing our lawns.
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You should read "Emancipation Proclamation" it can also be found in a histroy book. But hell wikipedia works too. Well anyways, it was 2 Executive Orders issued by the President (A Republican named Lincoln) which "declared the freedom of all slaves in any state" He took steps in the right direction...maybe baby by MLK standards...but huge for his time. So heres a definition of Racism: •discriminatory or abusive behavior towards members of another race. So TheHumanBurrito, By lincoln freeing the slaves he is a "Racist".......do you have brain cancer too?
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If you thought about fucking with Machete, how many socks would be involved? :-)
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Nobody is talking or complaining about them taking our jobs.......I don't think anyone in the history of work would fight over a janitorial service position. This debate is over the crime thats coming across the border and the drain on our Social Services. But nice shot liberal, you should try racism....most Dems use it.
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Sept. 3, 2010, 10:30 p.m. CST
One more thing CreationistTechnophobicManiacs
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
I love your attack on Christianity. You see all Liberals preach religious diversity....except when it comes to Christianity. So they will attack them and spit in their faces at every turn. But Christians are taught to turn the other cheek. So Liberals just keep spitting venom....but only to Christians. You see, Muslims don't turn the other cheek....they cut it the fuck off. It really exposes the spineless bully nature of a Liberal....because they would dare say shit to a Muslims face. If they did....there would be a lot of dead Liberals.
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".....so I'm going to suck his balls."
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Sept. 3, 2010, 10:32 p.m. CST
It's funny too, because if there is one religion at odds
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
with liberal views it's Islam. Fucking weak liberals....what can I say
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to share his awesome pork chop sandwich recepie.
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Sept. 3, 2010, 10:36 p.m. CST
OH AND MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse, I AM A LIBERAL SO.....
by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit. If it wasn't for us LIBS, knuckle dragging asswipes like you wouldn't have the infrastructure that you enjoy today. It’s because we want PROGRESS which runs counter to what your cunting fuckwads stand for which is REGRESSIVISM. If it was up to people like you, we’d be back in the good old days of slavery, child labor, debtor prisons and burning women at the stake for being witches.<br> <br>You want to know a secret, us LIBS feel sorry for you fucking troglodytes because everything we try to do, to move society towards PROGRESS, benefits you backward ass shitkickers and you don’t fucking appreciate it at all. What’s really tragic is how you don’t seem to realize just how fucking stupid you really are, which doesn’t surprise me since all of you call anyone with a diploma from High School, College or University a LIBERAL ELITIST. Hey, dipshit, it was INTELLECTUALS (another group you hate) that GAVE YOU THE FUCKING INTERNET you sub humanoid slime.<br> <br>They also gave you, electricity, running water from your tap, health and safety regulations (not that you need them since you obviously work as a gravedigger, which is all someone with your IQ is qualified to do, either that or collecting roadkill), toilets for you to jerk off on while reading Guns N Ammo, radio, Television and most of the benefits of modern society that you enjoy without realizing that some LIBERAL thought that everyone should have access to these things instead of just the rich.<br> <br>But keep ranting little man, our society will survive cretins like you while your dumbass children will live to see a better world that us LIBERALS have created for EVERYONE. No matter how fucking dumb you obviously are.
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....so does that count as "friends" Harry?
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This is a movie site. Not a place to spew opinions that have been buttrammed into you by drudgereport, cnn, and usatoday. Just like an asshole, everybody has an opinion, but your opinions are not your own and neither are your assholes. Please stop spewing the same tired left-wing right-wing crap and pick on Harry some more.
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And just because you have people of color in your family, does not mean you do not perpetuate it. Racism is not just about being mean or nasty to someone else. That's prejudice/discrimination whatever. An 'ism' is that prejudice plus power. This nation is founded on the oppression of every race except for white people. That isn't to say being white in the US automatically gives someone a good life, but white people have never been systematically oppressed or underrepresented in media, politics, land and business owning, or any other measure of representation. Liberals would have no agenda if people like you didn't create it. If people like you didn't hate, didn't desire to take away rights, didn't spread bullshit like 'muslims cut it the fuck off', liberals would have nothing to do. And seriously stop trying to claim Abraham Lincoln as part of your neo con right wing movement. He would not sign on for it. The debate about immigration cannot even be taken seriously until the right wing acknowledges that people whose ancestors colonized the americas are claiming moral highground over people indigenous to this continent, and that it is fueled by hate. There also needs to be acknowledgment that this debate is not just about border security. Racism is at the core. Illegal immigrants are way less likely to commit a crime than US citizens. Many work hard for shit money. But people like you refuse to see anything but what glen beck feeds you, and you apply that to every brown person you see. Then you demonize terms like liberal. Fuck that.
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You must think Al Gore invented the internet right?....and all Intellectuals are liberals too?!.....Please go on. I've never talked to a sociopath before.
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Looks like MVT and BET have done their job with you. Good luck in life....you'll need it.
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Sept. 3, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST
awww typos gettin the better of me tonight
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
lol, but I'm getting the liberals....doggystyle
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Except for Fox News.
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go ass to mouth?
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Blah blah blah Racism, blah blah blah blah George Bush, blah nlah PETA blah, Oil Bad, Sun Power Good, Blahhhhhhhhhhh Al Sharpton, blah blah blah Abortion is convenient and works better than the pill, blah blah doggy blah.
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But i enjoyed the film anyway.
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With your stupid political nonsense. Oh, and PLANT!
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Sept. 3, 2010, 10:56 p.m. CST
MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse, FUCK ALL RELIGION YOU GODDAMN RETARD!
by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs
Only simpletons afraid of death would accept made up fantasy bullshit that when you die you will go to some ethereal landscape, to live out eternity, where all your desires will be met. And that’s the rub. At the heart of every one of your flying spaghetti monster worshipping docuhebags ideology is the fact that you think you will get something in return. It’s not enough that you be good to each other just, oh I don’t know, for the sake of it to be a decent human being. Of course not. It has to be in exchange for something and that is why you are full of shit. It’s no wonder that most right wing theocratic scum like yourself are not only self centered, but also greedy and stupid. How else to explain why fucking morons like you rail against humanitarian things like HEALTHCARE that would benefit everyone. It’s because for all of your Good Christian Posturing™ you really don’t believe in the teaching’s of the Bible. All your kind does is pay lip service to it and use it to hate on anyone and everyone that doesn’t follow your narrow minded worldview.<br> <br>Oh and FYI shithead, I went to Catholic school for 18 years and know quite a bit about the Bible myself. Firstly, that it’s a bunch of made up fairytales, no different from Star Wars but, secondly, that Jesus taught us to care for those who could not care for themselves. To not value money. Jesus was a HUMANITARIAN which is the complete polar opposite of what fucking wingnut dirtbags stand for and you prove it every time you preach nothing but hate, intolerance, greed and war.<br> <br>So, once again, FUCK YOURSELF you pious piece of fucking shit.
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A GOP rant PLAYS THE MESSED UP FIGURES CARD!!
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You, sir, are awesome. <P> That is all.
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That was probably the most racist reply I have ever read. So all white people get easy lives huh? and that's your belief....do you know what you sound like....a close minded assshole who "perpetuates" white stereotypes to further his arguement (but all other racial stereotypes are hateful lies right). So anyways, I have had a lot of black bosses in my time....do you really think they all treat white subordinates fairly and don't discriminate or hate on them...hmmmm. I know you felt extra smart when you wrote that post....but you should step back a take a look around. Racism goes BOTH ways, there is no such thing as Reverse Racism or White Racism. There is only racism, and the White Stereotype of "having it easy" just fuels the fire. Keep feeding the beast young Jedi
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Move to a town that isn't on the mexican border, fucking retard. How fucking stupid do you have to be to have a kid in a town where you have people kidnapping kids for the sex trade. You must not give a fuck about your kid if you are risking her life just to stubbornly stay in some town you like. This is a big fucking huge country from one ocean to another and most towns in it don't have your fucking problems. So, grow a fucking brain and move and stop lecturing everyone who ISN'T fucking stupid enough to live in a town where kids get kidnapped to get horse fucked for rich white men to jerk off to on their weekend holiday from working on wallstreet. Oh, and while you are at it. Tell the mexicans trying to cross our borders without our permission that we're sorry that our ancestors committed genocide to conquer this land from their ancestors. Since you care so much about people who come to other people's land and steal and murder them. Fucking retard.
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Note I am a liberal and I did NOT call you a racist. Fucking retard.
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Why would I be against something like "HEALTHCARE that would benefit everyone".....? Maybe because I know we as a country can't support it. We are bankrupt and heavily in debt....Social Security will not be around when I retire. Healthcare costs money my child, and even now people with money find it hard to afford. That's the way it is. There are haves and have nots. Not all dogs go to heaven. Not all the antelopes in the animal Kingdom get to live long healthy lives....it's life. And as far as the religion thing goes....hmmmmm. We can't even send a man to Mars (or the moon thanks to Obama scrapping NASA) yet you know there is no God (not a Christian God , I mean any God). You know for a fact right. We can barely reach the bottom of our own oceans...yet you know the secret of life. Wow...you are stupid. You see, when a person claims that they are an atheist, they are saying that they know without a doubt....that there is no God. They can't predict the Lotto or the weather or even how to change a tire, yet they know the mystery of life. That's even more unbelievable than the Bible.
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Next time you're ranting at a person who opposes illegal immigration, ask them this:<p> "Do you care what race the illegal immigrant is?"<p> The answer will be no... and you will then, if you're honest, realize you're an IDIOT for calling them racist.
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and I'm calling you a bitch
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The only beast that is being fed is your asshole. By Matt Drudge's white, white cock. Though I'm sure you would gladly tighten your sphincter around it if it were a brown cock too. Equal butt rights for all is your motto.
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your arguement is so retarded I acn't believe you can type on a computer from your wheelchair. I was "Stationed" in a border town...did you not read that part. Not much choice when you are stationed. And as far as the Kiddnapping thing goes, Phoenix is the kiddnapping central....a good 4 hours northof the border. Christ you are a dumb bag of shit.
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"They also gave you, electricity, running water from your tap, health and safety regulations (not that you need them since you obviously work as a gravedigger, which is all someone with your IQ is qualified to do, either that or collecting roadkill), toilets for you to jerk off on while reading Guns N Ammo, radio, Television and most of the benefits of modern society that you enjoy without realizing that some LIBERAL thought that everyone should have access to these things instead of just the rich."<p> Actually, CAPITALISM and BUSINESS gave most of that to the masses, but that idea is anathema to you, so you will probably angrily rant more in response, and throw more insults, demonstrating your obviously greater intellect and progressiveness.
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Who fucking needs God? In a decade or two we'll be able to stop genetic aging. We'll be able to live as long as we want unless we die in some accident. Get with the 21st century dude. We've already created an original single cell life form. It won't be that long until we are able to create intelligent life forms. One day humans will be seeding other planets with life. Including intelligent life. It's only a matter or time. So, yeah, maybe we were all created by God. But maybe God is just a mortal too. Who knows? Who cares. Live life to the fullest potential. Don't be an asshole. Doesn't take God to figure that out.
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on Matt Drudge's schlong.
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"our ancestors committed genocide to conquer this land from their ancestors".....you dumb fuck. Mexicans are descendents of Native Americans and Spaniards. So you are saying you want them to apologize to themselves LMAO! What a chimp
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...sounds like the only sensible one here. Stop shitting on Mexicans and take your beef up with the root of it, the Mexican gov't. If you were born there and saw the US as an option you'd run too. And if you have a problem in AZ or Texas, LEAVE...just don't come here to Michigan, b/c let's just face it, nobody likes Texans...always come off brash, bigoted, and stupid...just telling it like it is.
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Even apes need a nice sodomy session. And that's whether they evolved or were created by God for your special ass pleasure.
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Yeah America sucks(apparently) because that's why people by the thousands a week are trying to get here. Hey, if we suck so bad bad, stay where you are. Problem solved. <p> Why is N O O N E addressing the problems Mexico has that makes it's citizens want to flee so bad? <p> Seriously, an intelligent answer would be welcome.
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Sept. 3, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST
antonphd if you watched Back to the Future II
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
we are suppose to be in flying cars by 2015......your confidience in our technology is a little misguided
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Tits. There are NO Lindsay tits here. They're always covered by water, arms or hair.
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You are all about the anal huh. Well come on over I'll stretch you out for awhile and then pull out and give you a chili dog just like your dads use too.
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MJ, he would love to see you gape for him.
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look it up son...I know you're too dumb to know what it is
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I've seen 'em with mine own eyes. Oh they're there...you bet ya buddy.
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....freeing slaves does not equal a man who believes in equality. "declared the freedom of all slaves in any state" Weird, it didn't specify BLACK slaves, it said ALL slaves...it's as if, like I and Lincoln said, Lincoln felt slavery was abhorrent PERIOD but did not feel that blacks were the same as whites. I think that cock fighting is a horrible abuse of animals, so does that mean that I feel animals deserve all the rights and responsibilities of humans? Read a history book. Lincoln was a racist, just as anyone who says "well, I'll burn down a negro's home to get him out of my neighborhood, but I don't know if I'd kill someone" is a racist. Mixing a little sugar into your racism doesn't make it disappear. Lincoln did not want blacks in our society, he preferred that they not even be in our country. Here, let's use Lincoln's own words, from his famous debates with Stephen Douglas:<p>"I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races, that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race."<p>So uh...explain again how Lincoln isn't a racist even though he abolished slavery?
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What did you actually do with MJs pale dead corpse?
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i haven't read most of the shit you wrote here. why the fuck would i do that? and you are 'stationed' in a border town? what are you? border patrol? military? and you are bitching about illegal immigration on a movie website?
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What does ANY of this have to do with Inception and Harry's apparent inability to stay awake unless some little boy spastic flashy things go "boom boom retard BULLSHIT.. "- giggle -"
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I see where you're coming from, but really, you sound like an idiot...just telling it like it is. But no, seriously, the machete fist raising in the end looked EVIL DEADish...
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....here's an article which, among many other fun quotes, contains that full passage, just like in a history book! <p>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln%E2%80%93Douglas_debates_of_1858
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You sound like an American lawyer trying to twist words in your favor when picking apart the Proclamation. I bet those Freed Slaves liked Lincoln and his views just fine. They also believed that the world was flat in 1491....it's just ignorance. Lincoln was ignorant maybe by todays standards, but he still freed the slaves. You should wrap your head around that "Fact".. Not your personal opinion. Fact vs Opinion = Fact always wins
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Lincoln could have said all that crap to make his racist constituents happy. Who knows....I don't. I just know that this man freed black slaves which were the heart of souths industry...which led to a Civil War. What have you done for Black people lately? What makes you sooooo unracist?
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I don't have faith in technology, caveman, i have faith in human innovation. i am a scientist. you are using a movie about time travel as a standard for where our technology should be at this point? it's not a surprise that you believe in the fantasy story about god. wow.
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What are you smoking, sir? The guy didn't believe that blacks were equal to whites. No matter what he may have done to make things less bad for blacks, he still supported the idea that white is superior and blacks do not deserve the same. Or are you avoiding the topic because you know you can't win? You keep saying "fact" yet you seem confused about what a fact is. You defined racism, I presented a FACTUAL example of Lincoln being racist. It doesn't jive with what your OPINION wants, so it is no longer fact?<p>Again, I challenge you-explain to me how Lincoln, the man who wanted to deport blacks but settled on treating them as subpar and/or separate citizens, was not a racist.<p>Here, have some more documentation with excellent resourcing and quotes from Lincoln. You know, those facts things you keep getting confused about. Not that you'll read it, it'd hurt your little head. ;)<p> http://www.ihr.org/jhr/v13/v13n5p-4_Morgan.html
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I know where you're coming from to....San Francisco.
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Pssst.....did it ever occur to you that just because you (in theory) are a white guy behind your monitor that it doesn't mean that everyone else on the internet is also a white guy behind their monitor?<p>I'm not trying to discredit the abolition of slavery, but it is foolish to suggest that being a "little less racist" is still anything other than racism.
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YOW!
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Did you free the slaves and get shot in the head for it....? No. So shut the fuck up. That's your answer. You sound like Malik Shabazz with your college student report. He did something that just wasn't unpopular with the south, but with the majority of America. And he paid the price for it with his fucking brains. That brings up another point HumanTaco. He was shot at 56 which prevented him for doing anything else on behalf of African Americans. I know you want to lable him a racist with all of your heart, but it's you thats racist. You can't except a white man doing anything for another race....it's always gotta be underhanded huh. Lincoln will be remembered throughout history and you will be forgotten after this talkback.
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Sept. 3, 2010, 11:47 p.m. CST
Machete ruled. Those of you afraid of Mexicans make me laugh
by andrew coleman
I live in LA and Mexicans are everywhere and they are awesome. Do illegals commit crimes? Sure but in the middle of the country we've got crazy whites doing the same thing. Don't be afraid of Mexicans they are cool. Machete was bad ass, it just had fun and I loved it. Some of you here talk way too much bull shit. Sorry but the hate spewed at Harry for liking Pilgrim is annoying. Don't hate on a movie until you see it. Also those of you cheering for movies bombing... You're fucking pathetic. Splice was a cool sci-fi movie that should be supported. Piranha 3D bombed huh? Then why is a second one being pushed heavily? Oh that's because it's looked at as a hit. What most of you fucking idiots don't seem to know even though you state all these fake "facts", is that DVD sales/rents/downloads make A LOT of money and usually make almost all movies at mid-level budgets into the green. So Piranha 3D is a hit already because every college guy will buy it. You stupid fucks think if a movie doesn't make 100 million it's a "bomb". Really dip shits if that's how things worked movies wouldn't exist anymore ass holes. So maybe instead of acting like tween girls trying to make a point by hating on movies supported on here, why don't you go see the movie and create an opinion. So in review: Mexicans are cool those who hate on them have small penises and are scared of them out of fear they will fuck their non-existant gf's. Stop hating on movies you haven't seen. Stop claiming you know how the movie business works by stating BO numbers or production totals and advertising costs, since none of you actually make movies and know what you're talking about. Debate over. I win.
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how can one "come from to" somewhere? I believe only an invisible man in the clouds could do something so unbelievable. But really, the point is I am God. And what I say goes. Now let us talk about a film I truly enjoy, Night of the Creeps...that Tom Atkins is marvelous.
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it must eat you up inside to look at your daily wages in change and see that face on the penny looking up at you. But it's okay, he still loves your brown skin.
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Sept. 3, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST
Harry wants a MASK movie but fell asleep during Inception
by Neck_Lucas
Ok kind of all making sense now.
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typos...you know...mistakes....happens all the time, like your birth. I love you
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and your ticky tacky arguments
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White people hate you just as much as you hate them....God Bless
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The only way to fight hate ....is with more hate
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I just wanted to say I love you, too...speaking of love, I just love the movie Stripes...until the RV comes in, then it just goes to shit...
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For a dead guy, you're doing a good job of dancing around. ;) <p> You seem to be confused and think that the Civil War was about slavery, too. Poor poor victim of shoddy schools and political correctness rather than history and education. Slavery was *NOT* the primary reason for secession and war.<p> I'm a racist now? As a white guy I can't accept (if you were properly educated in basic English you'd know that is the correct word, but your lack of research skills already told me you aren't on the up and up) a white guy doing anything? Weird. Can't say I've ever had the problem before, despite just a post above praising the Emancipation Proclamation.<p> Once again, I challenge you to explain how Lincoln was not racist. Don't bring up freeing the slaves, we've covered that, and that was a GOOD call on his part for ALL humankind, not just for blacks...but explain how the guy who tried to deport blacks, who said THE THINGS QUOTED ABOVE, is not a racist. Explain to me as well how Mel Gibson isn't a racist bigot as well. SURE, he said those horrible things, but LOTS of not racist people call black people "nigger" and suggest that they don't deserve the same treatment as whites!
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....see right above where I specify that I'm white? I know, you think I'm brown or black or something because I suggested that I COULD be, but read carefully! The post that lead you to believe I'm not white never said I wasn't. It's ok, I know you don't really pay attention very well. :)
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But really, you can't beat Robocop...fantastic.
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I don't see the connection. Anyways Saying secession (not slavery) was the reason for the war is like saying Black People didn't vote for Obama because he was Black. Southern states left the Union because why? Oh yeah, that whole Slavery thing which leads to what now.....Civil War. I'm dancing all over your nutts right now. Goodnight liberal girl, Abe still loves ya
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is white. Congratulations. I too am white, but haven't seen you at the meetings. Reginald Veljohnson is black, and was positively fantastic in Remo Williams: The adventure Begins...but make no mistake - Joel Grey is NOT Asian.
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It doesn't matter what color your skin is. You're just a dumb assshole that hates Lincoln, pennies, and 5 dollar bills.
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The connection is that LINCOLN DIDNT REGARD BLACKS AS EQUAL TO WHITES HOW IS THAT NOT RACIST DESPITE ANY OTHER ACTIONS YOU STUPID FUCK <p>(just as Mel Gibson claims not to be racist while screaming "nigger" "kike" "wetback" etc)
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I have a black heart
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that liberals NEVER resort to name-calling
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Sept. 4, 2010, 12:27 a.m. CST
HARRY KNOWLES IS AS OBVIOUS AS HE IS FAT.....
by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs
"Wow, I was, like, TOTALLY expecting not to like my good bestest buddy's movie but, GUESS FUCKING WHAT, I totally hearted it and ZOMFGWTFBBQ, I found a maggot covered chicken drumstick under my hairy left tit, I was wondering where that went, NOMNOMNOM!!!. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, oh, shit, sorry, I fell into a food coma for a moment there. Same thing Happened when I saw Inception and found that porkchop under my armpit. Where was I. Now that I think about it, watching Machete reminds me of when I was 10 years old and but a wee lad, at a svelte 350 pounds, and was getting hosed down for the week when the pressure from the fire hose penetrated the folds of fat covering my shitpipe and tickled my rectum in a way I had not felt since visiting my uncle that one time. It was magical, just like watching Machete”.
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Or just a big mess of STUPID? Who can tell? Either way, this movie will make money from stupid people...but not enough to justify its creation.
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...to stick the print of Machete screened at AICN headquarters in the center of a pallet of snicker's bars. That, and the fact that this movie is the first good liberal masturbation fantasy (noble hero slaughters racist/evil conservatives) since V for Vendetta guaranteed it a positive review from Harry regardless of the quality. Like some other people around here, I'm waiting for Massa's review.
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about all this political posturing on the talkback, but I do agree with the guy above that said outsourcing is screwing our country. I've been watching friends lose jobs to India for years now. The last guy was a manager at Mattel toys. He had to train his outsourced replacement before he was canned. His last day at work was today. I won't say my skillset, but thankfully you just can't outsource me. This country used to be great. Now its just the rich getting richer and everyone else gettting fucked. I don't care if they are liberals or conservatives, democrats or republicans - the politicians in this country are corrupt greedy fucks who would sell their own mother to get another SUV.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 12:56 a.m. CST
Better to talk politicians because THIS MOVIE SUCKED!!!
by hysfvbsaygvandsv
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Was Arab, not Italian. His last name was "Ampanpour." Come on now, Harry.
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In a talkback about a fun exploitation movie, we have some great comments about the economy, racism and religion.<br />I usually think CTM goes over the top, but he was brilliantly on the mark a few times. And CTM when I was reading your comments about the insanity of religion, immediately reminded me of the brilliant and funny comments from George Carlin<br />"Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!<br /> But He loves you.<br /> He loves you, and He needs money!..."
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...then they're not conservative. The entire point is how all the villains in the movie are on the payroll of the Mexican drug dealer. Don't you get it? The entire fucking point of the movie is we're letting what fucked up Mexico (corruption due to pussies afraid of a little business competition) fuck up our country. <p> If Rodriquez wanted to bash Republicans, he could have, but he didn't. He made the Senator an independent. Why? Because it wasn't about politics, it wasn't about law, it wasn't about justice, it wasn't about racism, hell, it wasn't about money. It was about power. And battles for power degenerate into one thing: violence. <p> THAT was the point of Steven Seagal's death scene. He realized he couldn't win because he was WRONG. He went for POWER, not HONOR. And that has NOTHING to do with politics. <p> (And for the record, I'm a conservative leaning libertarian.)
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Sept. 4, 2010, 1:06 a.m. CST
Liberals are some of the most hateful people on the planet
by IEatHippies
Just read this thread or any other thread for that matter. On the other hand, whenever you see hateful talk in support of some conservative/Republican philosophy they almost always stand alone and make people like me cringe and shake my head. Anyway I am amazed at how foolish many of you must be to so easily throw around the racist card, and so foolishly slam "teabaggers" or glenn beck or whatever. To be clear, I find Beck incredibly obnoxious. He's a huge dork and new to all this attention so he's very melodramatic these days. But i doubt any of you haters even know what he or the tea-party stand for. If foreced to answer all you I could hope to get is "a bunch of rich white greedy racist men". Listen to yourselves. The hypocrisy is mind-blowing.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 1:07 a.m. CST
Using Machete as a frame for the immigration debate is amusing.
by PurityOfEssence
I suppose Hobo with a Shotgun will incite an equally impassioned debate about being homeless in America.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 1:10 a.m. CST
I bet Robert Rodriguez lives far away from ilegales
by hysfvbsaygvandsv
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All you conservatives that are up in arms about not seeing this movie because of the border/immigration subject matter.... fucking lighten up. Its a movie. Don't let your frustration turn you into an asshole. I'm frustrated too... but this is a movie, and what little "social commentary" one might find only serves to have a plot with villains and conspiracy. Come on.
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I think I'll wait for the DVD release so I can watch it in the comfort of my living room with my Law Stay Away candle lit and a sticky-sweet Mex drink in hand.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 1:36 a.m. CST
Nov "hysfvbsaygvandsv" Harry is just a goofball that doesn't car
by IEatHippies
Who can blame him? He's grown a bit. Hell the fat ginger is married. He's not a scholar or a philosopher! We like him because he has geek sensibilities. Complaining when those sensibilities don't sync up with yours is silly. I think his Inception review clarified that for me the most. He didn't see the same movie I saw. He wanted dreams to be "super neat". He missed the little detail where you can't make shit "super neat" without calling attention to yourself. The projections would kill ya.
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these days. The local reviewer gave this piece of shit three stars, but will anyone outside of the net audiences see this? No. But this movie was made for about 10 bucks so it doesn't really need an audience.
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I AM a retarded bitch,racist immagrant asshole, and I'm getting very offended reading this talkback! You should all be ashamed!! =-0
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It's popping up in everything Harry writes and for no good reason it infuriates me. Can't explain it. That is all.
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evidently, I'm dyslexic, and illiterate to boot, fuckers!
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And I had a blast! I admit I was an adamant nay-sayer. In fact I remember posting something along the lines of "Fuck you Robert Rodriguez” or something along those lines. However I was wrong. I ate some humble pie and went to see for myself and I have to admit it was entertaining as hell from start to finish. There are some holier than thou overtones but I would say that it doesn’t matter because the whole damn film is blown out of proportion. The audience consisted of about 70% Mexican and 30% other and we all had a blast. There is one message that I totally agree with in the movie and that is that the legal immigration process is totally broken. My hats off to Rodriguez and company for making an entertaining film. I recommend anyone who is disparaging the film to just go see it for yourself and you will know that it is not meant to be a political film – it can’t due to the over-the-top subject matter; rather it is meant to just entertain. I got my money’s worth – nuff said.
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Where a film glorifies the sacrifice of our heroes. A film that emphasizes the complete altruism of all the tax payers of our nation for the betterment of the world. Where there are distinct laws to abide, and we are all free to say what ever the fuck we believe! That is a movie that should be made!
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I hope that comment was a joke. If not, it was the dumbest and most offensive thing I've ever read in one of these talkbacks.
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I think I'll see it at the cinema after all. Showing up in a pair of shoes made from tire teads and velvet with a shopping cart full of kids sounds like a beautiful time. I'll even wear my shirt that reads WHITE DEVIL. During the film I'll keep hissing, "Sssssalza!" Maybe I'll be an mexicano honorario after that. Sweet unity.
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that includes the spoiler. So people can still read the rest of the review.
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petition for this movie?
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When the only blacks that Lincoln may have seen up to that point in his life may have been slaves, or uneducated workers, it may have been reasonable for him to assume that blacks were inferior. After he met Frederick Douglass and other free, educated blacks however, his views on the black race changed. He was neither conservative nor liberal, he was a moderate. He comprised his Cabinet of liberals like William Seward and Salmon Chase and conservatives like Edwin Stanton and Edward Bates. This was to get a diverse mix of opinions on many matters. While Lincoln's earlier views may be considered racist by today's standards, those of Woodrow Wilson, President of the United States 50 years after Abraham Lincoln, after the end of the Civil War, the 13th and 14th Amendments to the Constitution, Frederick Douglass, the founding of many historically black institutions of higher learning, the founding of the NAACP, and the great thinker Booker T. Washington, should be seriously held into question. He really felt that blacks were inferior to whites, even after all of the above mentioned events and people should have cured him of such nonsensical thinking. And Woodrow Wilson, this brilliant leader, former president of Princeton, intellectual that he was, was a progressive liberal. Let's not label Republicans as racists and Democrats as not. Neither party is the same as it was in its original form. And can we please stop arguing about politics on a MOVIE site?
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And the movie looks fun as hell.
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I've read your posts and although I try to stay outta political arguments sometimes I have to comment when folks makes asinine comments. You say we can't afford health care and everyone can't get it and that's life or some such nonsense because the US is in massive debt and I don't debate that but then u turn around and jump on Obama by saying we can't go to Mars or the moon?? Where is that money going to come from sh!t for brains? I'm sorry but if I had to choose on either spending billions to get to Mars or uninsured or underinsured getting health care I'm going with the healthcare for my fellow American. Jesus my ass you rightwing nut. You wanna preach about god as well as your fellow republicans but all u and a good deal of your ilk do is pay lip service. Read the bible and learn about Chrisy, cause ten bucks says if he were to walk the earth today he too would want the poor and working class to receive healthcare and not the on your own mentality that you seem to have or as you put it not all dogs can go to heaven. Phuck u.
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since last week.
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Mark my words and I hope I dead and gone when this country goes to hell and become a 3rd world country. Liberals have their faults but I'm one I stand with a good deal of the liberal point of view. The republicans that run congress are purly on the on the side of the massively wealthy 1%. They want cheap ass labor and that is why the border will never be sealed and the middle class will be wiped out. The want the monkeys to work for peanuts. By destroying the middle class what are they getting? You guessed it cheap labor. They want the America of the depression era. Most of you working class republican conservative Americans can't even see it. Instead the politicians divide the people with nonsense about gays, blacks, illeagals, Obama not being born here and is a Muslim and other silly topics to focus the heat elsewhere. Let's blame the liberals and Obama for your plight and your job loss and your home getting foreclosed on and so on. Only the rational see the truth. Obama isn't perfect and he's pro corporate but he certainly better then the republicans. The Dems phuck shit up and lord knows they ain't perfect but they do try and craft policies that benefit the 99%.
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Robert Rodriguez has lost his audience by putting out trashy film, after trashy film, and it has finally caught-up with him. Machete's box office is extremely low, and they are predicting based upon its opening numbers that it will only do 12 million dollars over the four day weekend.
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Yeah, but Kick Ass did 90 mill WORLD WIDE, and it got a sequel based solely on DVD sales. I'm sure we'll be seeing Machete II in our near future.
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All of us. Why do they want us divided?
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You sound exactly like my burnout cousin. How's your rank in Halo?
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"To thine own self be true".
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Lincoln didn't make "a call for all Human kind". That's typical American revisionist history. The kind where you think everything was invented or started there. <p> The reality is Lincoln's hand was forced. The British Empire (which at the time was still by far the richest & most powerful military force on earth), outlawed slavery worldwide & enforced it by breaking the slave ports & using their naval superiority to destroy all slave ships at sea, regardless of nationality (well intentioned but not very smart because they often blew up ships with the slaves still on them). <p> Nevertheless, they were already on the verge of completely annihilating the American slave trade, while simultaneously blocking important trade routes, putting pressure on world governments & making any democratic country which condoned slavery look bad in comparison. As the president of a country which supposedly supported liberty, ironically after leaving the British Empire, Lincoln, like pretty much everyone else, simply had no choice.
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You all claiming he's a sell out but he admits he doesn't like some of R.R's flicks. So if he was really just schilling for his friends then he would give Predators a glowing review. It's the mans opinion and Harry doesn't have the kind of influence that makes or breaks a movie based on a postive review. Infact no critic or blogger has that power. Those who bitch about Harry just don't get it. You go on about his poor writing and biased reviews like he's set some standard for himself that no one who runs a fucking website with the word "ain't" would set. He just loves to talk about movies and movie news and you negative motherfuckers act like he's commited treason or broke some sort of law when he says he didn't like Inception and fell asleep. At least he was fucking honest, he didn't have to include the ancedote about being tired on his first viewing but did so in order to give the movie a fair chance. He didn't LOVE inception but admited that it was decent. Yet some of you continue to say "how could Harry not like Inception but love(insert movie title here)" as if to say his logic is flawed. What is wrong with you people? The man has the balls to put his opinion out there for all to see and you hate on him for not liking it as much as you? You forget why this site was created in the first place. You make it personal like a pussy bitch cunt. Ugh this has all been said before multiple times so give Harry some fucking credit and stop with hate against someone who just loves movies and loves to talk about movies and created a forum that we all can talk about our love for movies and not our hate for someone who doesn't like something as much or doesn't hate something as much as you do. Grow up you Pussy bitch cunts. It's all for fun
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He knew that people would say he was shilling. Because he usually does shill for his friends & everyone knows that, so he mentioned a bunch of films that no sane people like & made his excuses before the flood of accusations came.
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Going to drag my girl to this ridiculous campy gorefest of a movie tomorrow night hopefully! Cannot fucking wait! <p> <p> Liberal.... Conservative.... FUUUUUCK! Can't we EVER just talk about fucking movies anymore, like ever? BTW Liberal, Progressive, Artistic, Hippy, BBW lovin, Tranny, half a Fag right here! Have a good one peoples, enjoy MACHETE!!! :D
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I've only seen 1 review on this site? Thats pretty pathetic since The American is a extraordinary film. From the cinematography to the performances. Way to support great cinema guys.
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flick. I hope it is good, lord knows RR needs a friggin good movie. A movie that transcends demograffi. This is not it. His produced Predator was a pope confirmed abortion. He has talent and connections. When will he give us a hint of his probable god given talent? We are waiting.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 4:58 a.m. CST
We don't have much bother with Mexican over here.....
by polaroidsnapshot
In the UK - We all love each other and respect each others rights as individuals........ Well unless you happen to be Welsh (but thats a given surely ;-)
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"Your sins are absolved. Now get the fuck out." Fucking aweeesome.
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Too much hate. Film looks awesome though.
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Arizona, and Mexicans. <p> As someone who lives outside Planet America and doesn't have much time to follow other countries immigration problems when my own is filled with 14 member Somalian families living in $2 million victorian houses claiming thousands in benefits and trying to shaft our welfare system. Is this movies story based on this arizona law or something
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What has happened to this place I don’t recognize it anymore It used to be so fun and special What is life worth living for<p> The dream is dead Our land is gone There’s a hole in my heart And I can’t go on<p> There are too many minorities (minorities) At my water park (my water park) This was our land, our dream (our dream) and they’ve taken it all away <p> They just keep coming and coming (minorities) I tried to go and tell the police But even the authorities Are minorities (are minorities) At my water park <p> There’s no place for me to sit anymore And the lines just keep getting crazier There are Mexicans all around me The lazy river has never been lazier <p> It’s a 40 minute wait to go down one slide And the instructions are in Spanish on the Zip Line ride (just do it in English!) <p> There are too many minorities (too many) At my water park (somebody do something) Where did they all come from Why can’t they leave this land alone<p> And it’s such a tragedy (feel a bit like dying) We looked the other way too long We’ve got to change our priorities And get all these minorities Out of my water park <p> (Minorities) Mexicans and Asians Black people I think I even saw Native Americans (gross)<p> God I’m asking please Get all of these minorities Out of my water park (my water park)<p>
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Charge them a flat 10,000 dollar fee. That should offset some of the debt and then they will be legal,job done.
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It would be very hard not to at this point though.
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I mean, for real, in real life, murdering every single goddamn last one of these psycho, jackass, religious-nut nazi scumbags. I think a mass culling / purging of the South and Midwest is pretty much our only chance for surviving as a nation and moving into the new century. Just kill all of them now. And they shouldn't worry about this since they believe there is a Disneyland in the sky called Heaven where they're Jeebus is waiting for them with open arms. WE JUST WANT TO SEND YOU TO HEAVEN, TEABAGGERS! Is that so wrong? We want to help you get there!
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Harry I know you need advertising to keep AICN afloat, but, having a picture of "the Situation" on your desktop is infuriating. I cant stand that pompous Guido jagoff and would love to smash his bulbous nose into a pulp!
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By every one else logic especially pussy ass california, illegal spicks have every right to come here illegally and do what they damn well please...well that should give me right to smash their fucking heads in whenever I fucking feel like it.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 8:06 a.m. CST
WHAT, YOU THINK MEXICANS TALK NICELY ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE?
by BringingSexyBack
It's nice to take the high road, but let's get real.
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a movie his friend made
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Sept. 4, 2010, 8:10 a.m. CST
1 OF EVERY 8 BABIES BORN IN AMERICA IS AN ANCHOR BABY
by BringingSexyBack
Illegals are destroying America. Taking jobs, not paying taxes. Stealing welfare and healthcare services, taking seats in public schools - and not paying taxes. How anyone can defend them boggles the mind.
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Dur - they would happily pay taxes if we would just let them live here. People act like we didn't steal the land from the natives in the first place. Now, if they're felons or cannot get citizenship due to a valid reason that is one thing, but most work hard and would jump at the chance to be legit and pay taxes. Happy to see my fave exploitation director mentioned in this review.
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Blue Underground's William Lustig that is ... Maniac Cop FTW
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The southwest is rightfully theirs anway, read about James K. Polk, he straight up stole that from Mexico as part of manifest destiny because, supposedly, God directly told him to in a vision... yeahhhhhhhhh.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 8:17 a.m. CST
LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A "TEABAGGER" TO BE AGAINST
by BringingSexyBack
the illegal alien problem. I'm normally as Liberal as Libs get. I was one of Obama's staunchest cheerleaders. But step back and see the many reasons why nothing has improved in the last 2 years. We have a laundry list of systematic problems that continue to stall the economy and erode the middle class, the bedrock of our country. The pressures come from both the wealthy, corporate elite and the poor and illegal population, who together are a drain on society by siphoning hundreds of billions in tax dollar supported services. Enough's enough. Solving the illegals issue wouldn't solve everything but it would do a lot to help repair our problems.
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you all should stick to talking shit about movies because y'all don't have a clue about immigration or any other social issue for that matter. You can't criticize Mexican's for flocking to the USA and have no understanding what NAFTA did to the Socioeconomic structure of that country. It's ok you bigot's. The way the economy is headed here soon we will be sneaking across the border to Mexico to find jobs as dishwashers and gardners.
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Seriously, leave America. Why do you stay in a country you hate so much. We should take your house by force and throw you off the plank. Traitor.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 8:25 a.m. CST
"YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE MEXICANS FOR FLOCKING TO THE USA"
by BringingSexyBack
Really. Just like you can't criticize someone who breaks into your house and raids your fridge. Right?
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He acknowledges that the economy is in the shitter and but says we can't criticize the causes of it. Typical Liberal.
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You can argue the legality of it and the impact that has on our society. That is valid. But to hate on a group of people for trying to better there lives and throw racist, ignorant slurs at them without understanding the causes of the problem, that's just redundant.
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fucked over every other race throughout history. Blacks killed and sold blacks. Indians raped and pillaged other tribes. Monarch England banged the Scots and Irish. Tyranny has screwed us all. When will we finally come together as a country and rise above? When do we as a people see who the true enemy is?
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Riiiiiiiiight.
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In nature, only the strong and inventive survive. There were no welfare-programs for the DoDo bird.
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because of immigrants. huh? really that's the reason? you people are not paying attention
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Who of the AICN community thinks that there should be little protected groups that are immune to our civilized discourse?
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He presented himself as an activist against overpopulation and all other human actions that harm the environment. The left-wing extremist whacko James Lee also got into human smuggling after being robbed and assaulted in a Tijuana motel room. He told authorities after an earlier arrest that he was offered $1,000 for each person he smuggled into the United States. When he was caught March 15, 2003, agents found a Mexican woman unconscious in the Lincoln Town Car’s secret compartment. She was revived with oxygen. He told authorities that he had previously smuggled two other immigrants.
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Not because of immigrants, most of whom contribute by building businesses. <P> We're talking about Illegals. They are not immigrants.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 8:46 a.m. CST
"I was one of Obama's staunchest cheerleaders." - BSB
by Jehovahs_Witness
Um, no that's a lie, BSB supported Hillary Clinton and was constantly against Obama including dropping your typical bigoted remarks against him, until Hillary lost. <p> "I'm normally as liberal as libs get." - BSB. Another lie. BSB is against unions, supports the death penalty for drug traffickers and other criminals, hates Obama, supports Jan Brewer and the Arizona immigration stance, and is the most openly bigoted person at AICN. He uses liberalism as his cover, but he's clearly not liberal.
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We should not saddle him up with any group. Why are they trying to divide us?
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but he is a pretty straight shooter. He will admit when he is wrong.
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I challenge you to go back to the 08 political talkbacks and see where I supported Hillary and bashed Obama. Because I was pretty ambivalent about both until Harry opened my eyes to Obama, and from then on I was one of his most vocal supporters here. Go ahead. Or talk about things you know nothing about, as usual.
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Like that's a bad thing? LOL ROFLLLMMAMAAAO. You fucking Liberal tool.
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Someone who applies for and is granted legal residence status in a country, is registered in the system and obligated to pay taxes for all income earned. <P>
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about why we are being distracted? I mean, a lot of you guys could be my family and friends. There is so little that we differ on. It almost seems like they like us preoccupied.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 9:03 a.m. CST
Sorry but mask was the shittiest ripoff of the transformers
by UltraTron
cartoon of all the shitty ripoffs of transformers cartoons. It had a red semi-truck just because of optimus only it didn't do anything cool. It drove. Yay. I'll take a silver hawks movie before that heinousness. Still no report of george cloony doing the rod Serling intro in the new zone movie? Hmm. It's frankly amazing how many stories I've broken on this site and nobody ever mentions it
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China. They censor googl and things like Tiananmen Square. The Chinese people just have a little piece of the revolution. Are we next? Is the censor hammer coming our way? Two of my replies were erased off of the Huff Post. I was not vulgar. I was asking some of those robots to listen to Beck with an open ear. He truly hates no one. Why does the left hate him so much?
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if the terrorists use their babies to blow themselves up, terrorism will be extinct in 20 years or so.
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but I respect your right to say it
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Every time Lindsay's "April" character is naked, the giant blonde wig obscures her face. Every time you see Lindsay's face, the wig covers the tits. I guaran-damn-tee that she had a body double.
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so i heard that tarantino was supposed 2 hav a fake trailer b4 machete and there was supposed to be another fake trailer at the end with til schweiger and i now know that that did not happen any idea what happened with that?
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Can we stop with all the hate mongering and right-wing propaganda on this talkback? We're here to discuss a sleazy B-movie, not you're misguided world views.
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Apparently, Bruce Campbell wants to do a horror version of "The Expendables" with Robert Englund, Kane Hodder, and other 80's horror icons. I thought I'd share this since this site seems to drop the ball when it comes to actual cool news.
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Its friggin Lindsay Lohan, someone who is dying for the whole world to see her naked on a daily basis. Why in the world would she opt in for a body double? She thinks she has parts no other woman has when in fact there are hotter girls in bars in every freakin city on the planet. Instead of being an actress, she would rather be a porn star/stripper. What a waste.
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I haven't seen the film yet (plan to sometime this weekend), but I have to say...whatever it is you think Republican strategists do ("kinda"), I DOUBT SERIOUSLY it's as bad as liberal organizations (or individuals) such as ACORN and the like purposefully bribing the homeless with cigarettes to get them to vote Democrat (which should be illegal and considered the same as buying votes) or signing up fictitious characters such as Mickey Mouse or signing up DEAD PEOPLE to gain even more votes. I don't care which way a person leans politically...that behavior is disgusting, dishonest and just plain WRONG.
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The guy had potential. Still does. But instead of honing his craft and trying to improve on his B movie origins, he keeps wallowing in them and intentionally making campy shit, calling it a "homage" to the B movies of old. Here's the problem with that: the guys who made those old Corman films (including Coppola, Cameron, Sayles, Ron Howard, etc.) were just starting out, were stuck with low budgets and were making those movies with an eye towards learning their craft and making BETTER movies someday. RR isn't doing that. Dude's in his forties (an age where the aforementioned directors had already left behind their low exploitation film days) and still happily making the same kind of dumb films he did when he was in his twenties. That's basically the definition of a hack.
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We should talk more movie and less political rif raf. We should. But, nearly every media source hammers us daily with what we should think. Movies like Machete included. Are you sure that you have not been indoctrinated or indoctrined by Jon Stewart, Olbermann or your hippy parents?
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THAT MUTHAFUCKA AINT SAFE NOWHERES!
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RR is wasting his talent and resources on garbage. What a shame.
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hows everybody this smonin'? OH MY BABY! SAVE YOURSELVES!
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Yes, it's wrong to wish the death of anyone, prick. If you knew your ass from a whole in the ground, you'd know the TEA PARTY MOVEMENT is about as far removed from Nazism as Antarctica is from Hell (like you apparently are from being morally straight). It includes people from EVERY walk of life, all colors, backgrounds & beliefs. It's made up of Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, independents, etc. This country COULD have recovered from the recession if it hadn't been for your anointed one and his cronies spending like a drunken sailor on furlough who's blowing his kid's college money on booze & hookers. LOOK UP THE DETAILS. Those fools have spent more and driven up the deficit higher in the last 3 years than the previous Congress AND Bush did in the previous 7. FACT. They've spent more in the last three years on pork barrel projects & so-called "stimulus packages" that didn't do squat (much of which was sent to non-existent companies at non-existent addresses or is sitting in an account somewhere doing no one any good - FACT) than the ENTIRE COST OF THE IRAQ WAR. FACT. ON RECORD. Does the media tell you that? Didn't think so. As for God, JESUS (why do you call him something else when you don't believe in him? Are you afraid of something?) and going to Heaven...I'd rather believe and find out I'm wrong than not believe and find out I'm wrong. If I die and I'm wrong, I've lost nothing. I'm just some nutcase planted 6 feet under. If you die and you're wrong, you've lost EVERYTHING.
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I did not read, was Laser being bad?
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Yeah fuck the Mars and Moons Missions but let them (The Obamas) spend millions on weekly vacations to Spain and Martha's Vinyard. We already have a Govt Healthcare system that doesn't work, it's called Medicade you dumb bitch. All of you young liberals are showing your age, income, ignorance in this talkback. None of you have had a rough life where you had to use one of these Govt programs. If you did, then you would know that creating another one wouldn't help. Medicade= Broke, Social Security = Near Broke, ObamaCare = Broke before it even starts. How about we fix the systems we have in place before starting a new one huh. Fuck you little girl, fuck you right in the ass. Go to Juarez and one of the Drug Cartels will fuck you in the ass and shoot you in the face for free. Please go there, all liberals must "immigrate" to Juarez Mexico to help the poor Mexican people. Lol, lets see how many of you make it out alive.
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Obermannites, Stewart Douchers, and just plain sheep.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST
Since did when all nerds and geeks become
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
spineless weak bitches....oh yeah since the begining of time. That's why they all embrace leberalism. Eat up white sheep Obama loves you
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my typos are already starting this early. Jesus Harry, when will you put in an edit feature you redheaded ginger puke
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the end is near!
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pussies that seemed so strong once before?
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I remember seeing "El Mariachi" and "Desperado" and thinking this was a guy to watch. And, while the guy's had some fun moments over the years since, he still hasn't really moved past the level of craft displayed in those two films. In fact, I think lately he's actually back-slid, given his embrace of camp. Too bad that no one else here wants to talk about cinema and would rather blather on like a retarded version of Crossfire.
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Why do liberals think it's funny to call Republicans "Teabaggers" like they suck nuts or something? I find it perplexing since Liberals are the party of the Gays. They openly endorse sticking penis into their anuses and then eating the feces off the penis. It's part of a liberal's daily diet. They suck cock and eat shit to sustain their wretched lives.
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Politically correct. I have not seen it but Ill give it 5 out of 5 stars. It is a masterpiece.
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I don't go to church. I don't know if I could care less about a persons race, religion, or gayness. OC this is where you and your ilk lose. Progressives want to put sects in a box. Divide and conquer. Most Americans want a better country. And all of us are invited.
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You, sir, are a first-class shithead.
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nonsense and sometimes logic
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Sept. 4, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST
Machete might be the slippery slope Alba needs...
by HollywoodHellraiser
to start getting bareass naked in films! NO SIDE ANGLES! NO QUICK SHOTS! NO BLURRY OR STEAMY SHOTS! NO BUTTCRACKS!<P>Just full on bareass naked Jessica Alba on the big screen, DTV, or perferably Skinamax!<p>Really thats where she truly belongs. ScarJo can follow these options as well!
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both are small young boys that willing submit themselves for anal sex with older men. Plop Plop Ploppah
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Oooo, somebody has been ready Cormac McCarthy!<P>Like I said, you're a first-class shithead. How do you look in the mirror everyday knowing that you're a hate monger?
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time to spread hate and intolerance of liberal views elsewhere. Choppah and Gaius can tongue punch each others buttholes in peace now. Good luck you two, maybe with Obama's help....you can get married one day and openly buttfuck each other without a condom. Just squat fuck each other into a dizziniess of bunglust and bloody sperm. Then you can face your parents and tell them the good news of your unholy union. Once they accept your new lifestyles you can threesome them without condoms too! Chip Chop Plop Cop Mop Pop Drop Whop Bop Plopah.....you're a fuckin idiot and your nick is gayer than your dads
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time to spread hate and intolerance of liberal views elsewhere. Choppah and Gaius can tongue punch each others buttholes in peace now. Good luck you two, maybe with Obama's help....you can get married one day and openly buttfuck each other without a condom. Just squat fuck each other into a dizziniess of bunglust and bloody sperm. Then you can face your parents and tell them the good news of your unholy union. Once they accept your new lifestyles you can threesome them without condoms too! Chip Chop Plop Cop Mop Pop Drop Whop Bop Plopah.....you're a fuckin idiot and your nick is gayer than your dads
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but why would you want to hurt people that believe?
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Are you sure about that? Because you just double-posted 4 minutes later, asshat.<P>Next time you leave to go spread your hate like a coward, make sure you log out.
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Ha! I'd like to read that. Bet it's the most unintentionally hilarious Charlie Kellyesque script ever written.
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race, religion and sex type differences. The Al Sharptons, Jesse Jacksons, ACLUs, white supremacists and the rest, here on divisive Isle.
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Far too preachy and political to be true exploitation. It has its moments, but at times, it feels like it's more interested in making its pro-illegals point than being a fun, grindhouse throwback. I did like some of the performances, and there some truly joyously gruesome moments of absurd violence but the film needed to make up its mind. Remember how preachy and umcomfortable Avatar was? That's how bad this gets at times. I don't care one way or the other if someone wants to make a political movie or not, but here, I feel the "undertones" go far beyond that and actually hinder the fun. The trick of social commentary is for it to not feel like you're being preached at and talked down to. This film does both, all the while dazzing you with nudity, cool stunts, and occasional bloody action. It's closer to propaganda than entertainment, and that's a shame. Maybe it just worked better as a fake trailer, I dunno. The total package isn't quite what I had envisioned. It's worth watching, but be warned that the film has an agenda and that sometimes you have to wade through the "plot" to get to the good stuff. Uneven at best. Fun at times. Wish it were better.
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i read an interview with her and she mentioned how they digitally added some on her. she was wearing something that covered her up and they went and added some. as for lohan, considering she's posed topless for magazines, dont see why she'd refuse to do it here.
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"I was pretty ambivalent about both until Harry opened my eyes to Obama, and from then on I was one of his most vocal supporters here." <p> LOL, if ever anyone needed further proof that BringingSexyBack is a complete moron, there it is.
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For example... did the original Dawn of the Dead ever for one minute feel preachy or political? Not at all. You watched the film, were entertained, and STILL got the point Romero was trying to make. I just think Rodriguez tried too hard or went overboard, because the topic at hand is very close to his heart. You can't fault him for that. It just made the movie extremely uneven. Not quite a mess, but it really could've been better.
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I know what he's doing. He's just going crazy to make people mad. It's funny sort of. Problem is he is stating Liberals love gays and that they are all Obama zombies. Problem is if you're for the other side(crazy religious Republican) then you sit on your knees sucking off Glenn Beck and that retard Palin(She's a man btw). So don't go running your mouth about Liberals not being able to think for themselves. Because the other side are zombies for some very stupid and scary people. You can be a facist, racist, sexist if you like but the truth is, these guys mainly hate Obama for his skin color and are scared of difference or change. So they hide behind the Bible which is fucked up. The rest of us just need to make sure that their craziness doesn't mess up our thought process. Of course gays should get married, that is a matter of the government not religion. If you want religion in government go join the Taliban. Because here in the US people have rights that are held by the constitution not the Bible.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 12:21 p.m. CST
JESSICA ALBA makes "BAD ACTING" seem good by comparison
by JonChambers
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...the reason I know he was a Hillary supporter until she lost and then switched to Obama is because I asked him directly at the time. I'd seen his political rants, but I'd also seen his bigotry, so I was curious where he stood. He didn't want to say at first, he said he felt like he was being set up. When I soothed him, the pussy that he is, he admitted this. If he remembers being asked this, he'll remember what name I went by back then.
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I will see Machete now that I've had time to think about the plight of Mexicans. To show my support I'm seeing Machete twice! I'll even be wearing a stolen vinyl cowboy hat and a pearl belt buckle with an airbrushed painting of Mary eluding the INS.
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I hate myself for this, because you strike me as a real bottom feeder, and it's a huge insult to Carly Simon, but to the tune of "You're So Vain":<p>"You posted on the talkback<p>Like a spammer on too many meds<p>Your words strategically repeated in every thread<p>Your comments are meaningless You had one eye on THE-CH0PPAH<p>As you watched yourself jerk off<p> And Le Vicious Fishus dreamed he'd be your partner,<p>He'd be your partner, and<p><p>You're so inane<p>You probably think this thread is about you<p>You're so inane<p>I'll bet you think this thread is about you<p>Don't you? Don't you?<p><p>You bore us too many times a day<p>With your weak-ass, unfunny shtick.<p>Well, you make these irrelevant claims about films<p>And that you will CHOP, CHOP, CHOP<p>But don’t understand that most don’t give a shit<p>And most of us never did<p>(Except Le Vicious Fishus, Le Vicious Fishus), and<p><p>You're so inane<p>You probably think this thread is about you<p>You're so inane<p>I'll bet you think this thread is about you<p>Don't you? Don't you?<p><p>I had some dreams you were bored with this website<p>and banned from this website,<p><p>You're so inane<p>You probably think this thread is about you<p>You're so inane<p>I'll bet you think this thread is about you<p>Don't you? Don't you?<p><p>Well, I hate myself for giving a shit<p>And typing out this pastiche<p>But your name on a thread is too much to bear<p>To see THE-CHOPPAH is to weep<p>Well, you're on these boards all the time<p>And when you're not, you're with<p>Some broadband pornography whacking your life away,<p>Whacking your life away, and<p><p>You're so inane<p>You probably think this thread is about you<p>You're so inane<p>I'll bet you think this thread is about you<p>Don't you? Don't you?"
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Obama hasn't lived up to the hype by any means, but he hasn't done anywhere near the damage GWB did, both at home and especially overseas...and Clinton was a damn fine president...but more importantly, Ossie Davis' JFK was spot on.
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The Democrats are a party of no ideas. The Republicans are a party of bad ideas.
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giggle giggle giggle
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Tomas: "So you're an illegal?" <p> Summer: "Eh loco si." <p> *Tries to fit in trunk with twelve other people*
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I would liken it more to the American jingoism in movies like Chuck Norris' MIA movies or the Iron Eagle series. Which aren't "grindhouse" per se, but do come off as B-movie. And often let the subtext become text.
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I'm within the realm of Lou Dobbs on illegal immigration, but I'm lucid enough to know 80 percent of the crime would disappear overnight if pot, cocaine, and heroin were legalized. Then rounding up the illegals that sell me their delicious homemade tacos from the back of their car every morning would be much more manageable for both ICE and the shiftless immigrants.
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How did this get greenlit?
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But I doubt I'll be seeing it. It's more of a rent for me.
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As if anybody assumed he would...I wouldn't fuck with somebody who looked like Danny Trejo even if he was working the cash register at McDonald's.
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...and it is this:<P> http://tinyurl.com/68npve
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"I Will Always CHOP You"<p>Sung to the tune of coke head Whitney Huston’s “I Will always Love You”<p>If I <p>Should stay <p>I will always get in your way <p>So I won’t go <p>But I know <p>You’ll think of me every step of <p>the way <p>And I... <p>Will always <p>CHOP you, oohh <p>Will always <p>CHOP you <p>You <p>My darling you <p>Mmm-mm <p>Bittersweet <p>Memories <p>That is all you’ll be taking from me <p>So NO good-bye <p>Please don't cry <p>We both know I'm JUST what <p>You need <p>And I... <p>Will always CHOP you <p>I... <p>Will always CHOP you <p>You, ooh <p>[Instrumental / Sax solo] <p>I hope <p>Harry fucks your behind <p>And I hope <p>you have all you've dreamed of <p>And I wish you joy <p>and happiness <p>But above all this <p>I wish you death <p>And I... <p>Will always CHOP you <p>I... <p>Will always CHOP you <p>[Repeat as necessary] <p>Oooh <p>Ooohhh
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Rabble Rabble Rabble We must sacrifice our country for the sake of our political opinions Rabble Rabble Rabble We have to prove that we are right and the other side is wrong even if it destroys the country Rabble Rabble Rabble I'm a liberal and I'm always right Rabble Rabble Rabble I'm a conservative and I'm always right Rabble Rabble Rabble Incoherent fucking rabble<p><br /> <br /> It isn't about fixing our nation, its about defending your political ideology. Yep, that pretty much sums up the state of America right now.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST
See, acting like an ass and posting insult songs is easy...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
The CHOPPAH'S mindset is easy to copy...he's just a 12 year old pervert with WAY too much time on his hands...
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Too spicy.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 2:05 p.m. CST
The U.S. could solve the problem in Mexico very easily...
by Bob Cryptonight
All we need to do is invade the country like we did Iraq. We would probably lose a lot to troops but we would gain more popular acceptance than we did in Iraq. We could clean the place up and encourage people to stay there.
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Try pity on for size...
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what a faggot
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Really. I don't believe it.
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I really want to see this movie this weekend. Problem is you turned a movie review into some kind of political statement and did your usual " if you don't like this movie fuck you" thing that you've been doing lately. I don't get that. I thought movies and entertainment as a medium was "art" so it's up to the viewer to decided for themselves. I don't live near the border. Not remotely close,but we have tons of illegals here working landscaping/nursery jobs and other outdoor labor stuff. So far none of them have ever been in the news for killing anybody or raping anybody. This is just one city in the deep south though. I like RR. I liked Predators, and I love Dusk Til Dawn and the entire El Mariachi trilogy. I could give a shit about politics,save that for the daily Kos or Glen Becks website please.
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Why is everyone, including me, so concerned with Mexicans entering our country illegally and NOT concerned with WHY they're leaving their country in the first place? <p> Seriously. Why isn't Mexico trying to make itself a better nation for all its people? <p> Shit on America all you want but it must be pretty good if people are willing to die just to get here. <p> Why doesn't RR(who apparently loves Mexico so much) make a movie to help his country instead of one basically stating "Hey! We have the right to leave our shitty country if we want!" <p> And even if that's not the point of the film, which I'm sure it isn't, WHY IS NO ONE ADDRESSING WHY PEOPLE WANT TO FLEE MEXICO SO FUCKING BAD! <p> RR, if you love Mexico so much maybe you should send all of the profits of this moview there and maybe set up a charity or back a politician you like and think will make a change for the better. <p> Oh, he was born in Texas. Yeah fuck the country that made you rich. I hear tourism is up in Mexico. If the government wasn't so corrupt maybe they could make some changes for the better. <p> Make a movie about the corrupt Mexican government. But yeah, then you would be killed. It's nice to live in a country with free speech even if you only use that right to piss all over it.
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That's not being ignorant, that's just plain fact.
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No one will stop the Machete revolution! No one will stop me from supporting illegal Mexicans by showing up at theatres in plastic boots and suits made from tobacco leaves and corn silk. That is my vow to my amigos, the people of the soil and the welfare lines. Selah.
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from Ridley over at MarketSaw:<p>http://tinyurl.com/4x9bkk<p> I know it's not the same "aliens" people are discussing here but these one's are just as not as lazy and twice as smelly.
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fucking typo, I still disagree with an edit button though, I don't want no fuckers going back on what they say and then editing their post's...
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I'm not going to call you a racist, but this country has a history of screwing with people it doesn't want. It started with Native Americans and now it's Hispanics. We made "laws" to keep out Chinese in the 1800s, we tried to keep the Irish from immigrating over. After emancipation, Southerners frightened, intimidated and lynched the same people we forced over from Africa stacked like logs and chained. Now it's Hispanics. The sad part is, the Mexicans were settled in the Southwest LONG before Whites. Who do you think settled Texas, Arizona, New Mexico, and Southern California? Blue eyed Europeans? The reason I have a problem with anti-immigrationists is they don't complain when Asians and Europeans immigrate to this country. Yes, they do it legally, but the laws are different for people south of our border. It is hundreds of times harder for them to immigrate legally than other nationalities. I'm sure most of them would prefer to immigrate legally. So, while I'm not calling you a racist, I am calling you a xenophobe.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST
Funniest thing I read today is :"...hell I even wrote a script o
by unfunnydude
Just fucking hilarious, coming from a moron who can't write !
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this review incensed me and that's because you're an asshole. P.S. commence means 'begin', dickwad. atleast bother to also read the meaning on your word of the day calender.
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"if you don't like this then fuck you" well cracked.com has revealed why but I bet not one person here has the balls to admit this is true: http://www.cracked.com/funny-4739-scott-pilgrim/
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from cracked.com: Fans were excited by the announcement of the movie--and then every subsequent piece of news that leaked about it--in a way that only geeks or meth addicts can manage. The film's Comic-Con panel almost caused a riot, and the studio was so impressed by the buzz they sank tens of millions into a massive ad campaign (on top of a budget rumored to be between $60 and $80 million). Critics gave the movie excellent reviews (on part with Inception on RottenTomatoes.com). Finally it was time for fans to turn their enthusiasm into purchased tickets... The result? A miserable $10.5 million its first weekend, and a total box office run of less than $30 million. The film won't even make enough money to pay for its marketing campaign. What the hell happened to all those enthusiastic fans? Many, many, many articles have been written in the last few weeks trying to explain it, but it probably comes down to the simple fact that in the world of the geek and in the age of the internet, loving something does not necessarily translate to a willingness to spend money on it. Read more: http://www.cracked.com/funny-4739-scott-pilgrim/#ixzz0yayBCuZi
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liberals are stupid emotional morons...... conservatives are greedy mean assholes..... there argument over..... go do something constructive you dipshits
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geeks are the stain on the crotch of the american cinema.
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RT has never been a good barometer of how people enjoy a movie. Piranha was at 70 percent and that fucker bombed worse than MacGrubber.
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Arizona was originally a place that Native Americans lived in, then it became a Spanish colony, then it became part of Mexico - and it only became a U.S. state on February 14, 1912!! Yes: in 1912! Such a long, long history as a U.S. state!
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...for the talkback, cos Harry's reviews have become a bag of bollocks.
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seen that earlier today, fuckin funny and true. <p> Also RED LETTER MEDIA has the review of the JJ Star Trek up<p> http://tinyurl.com/ybspzs3 <p> He's spot on again and I agree with all he say's if I remember correctly.
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movies make millions of bucks that they appeal to everyone. Not the 12 or so fans that followed the animated show.
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cool name laa
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and that's why you're a douchebag
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And not in the good way (not nearly enough, anyway). She'd never have done this movie if her career wasn't in the shitter.
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That suggests someone paid him to do it. And that's an utterly frightening- and extremely unbelievable- prospect.
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Ran out of A Team reviews?
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the climactic battle was pretty lame. Not theatre worthy.
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Writing a script "on spec" means no one is paying you to do it. 'Spec' means 'Speculative.' You are speculating that someone will give a shit and buy your script. Just sayin'...
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This movie was Racist garbage and I'm disappointed in Rodriguez. I grew up in California and moved away due to the exploding population. Flooding our country with refugees from a second world war zone is hurting native citizens, destroying our economy and raising taxes. I wont apologize for not wanting to live around people who idolize gang culture and blasting mariachi music out of a bumping low rider at 3 AM. And before you start the "Right wing southern bull" I voted for Peter Camejo for governor, Nader in 2000 and wrote in Kucinich/Paul in the presidential elections so keep your stereotypes to yourself KTHNXBAI.
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Brain fart on my part I guess. Usually I associate the phrase (on spec) with established writers and directors who could easily sell it but weren't paid for the work until they do. I don't consider the scripts I've written to be "on spec" bc I'm not established. But you are correct.
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Shit, I want to see this!
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That should've described every movie she's been in since "Mean Girls."
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I dig the cut of his jib. Chop on.
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to get some hookers. He was trashed.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 6:12 p.m. CST
HA! Anyone got a theory on who THE_CHOPPAH used to be?
by Mr. Nice Gaius
I've got one...but it's only a guess.
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We is mates, you and me.<P>*** GIVES CHOPPAH A NOOGIE ***
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HI JAKA!!!
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Just clearing up any confusion.
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Doesn't everyone ask themselves that question at some point, CHOPPAH?<P>My "acumen" has produced a theory; one which I'd love to disclose but I seriously doubt I would receive an honest response on its accuracy.
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aicns version of Chuck Norris jokes
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aicns version of Chuck Norris jokes
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aicns version of Chuck Norris jokes
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aicns version of Chuck Norris jokes
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Racist piece of trash advocating killing Americans who, you know, want non-Americans to go through a process to come here. Also, a "fun" Che shout-out. Harry, maybe RR can make a film with heroic Klansmen killing black criminals, mulatto rapists, lazy Mexicans, and greedy Jews next time. You know, so this film will have company at the bottom of the barrel.
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Edmond Dantés...he's you...and me. He is all of us.
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so we should ((hug)) him?
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Nah, you can't peg MNG. It's how I've managed to survive in the AICN Wastelands for so long. But I will say this:<P> underscores and bold text go a long way. Right, Cheeses?
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Hells yeah. PV!!!
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And another violent movie? Thanks but no.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 7:07 p.m. CST
Mr Gaius, I'm just a simple man trying to find my way in the uni
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
AND, I've been from one end of this galaxy to the other, and I ain't never seen anything that makes me believe in underscores and bold text...
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Not that MNG minds. For my penis is mightier.
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...thanks for making this funnier than I thought it would be.
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first thing..who cares about acting..its jessica alba..2nd..Hopefully in the next one they make a character of lindsey lohan's nun gimmick(maybe take over the church?) 3rd..don johnson had a very good performance as the corrupt sherrif..and of course deniro, what more do ya need..congrats to danny trejo on his first leading role..now when does "MACHETTE KILLS" come out...if only direct dvd..
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Ive thought the same thing for awhile.
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I'm just holding up a mirror. Try not to read too much into it.
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So, you're onto this as well?
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Other times, I'm really not so sure. Could all be coincidence.
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There is always a possibility of multiple log-ins...but I'm pretty sure of what we witnessed here.
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I take that unrelated email seriously leter. 'Nuff said.
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I'm so sick of this if your Liberal you want to absorb 200K refugees and if your a republican you want to keep them out. BUSH & REPUGNICANS DIDNT DO SHIT TO SECURE THE BORDER. REPUBLICANS LOVE CHEAP EXPLOITABLE LABOR TO DESTROY THE UNIONS AND KEEP NEGROES & THE POOR IN LINE WITH WILLING AND EAGER SLAVES IF YOU DARE TO COMPLAIN. I am a unapologetic hippy Nader raider and the Mexicans need to fix there own country. They don't because they have cultural idolization of Gang culture.
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I thought you were implying someone else, someone older who retired from AICN. I'm pretty sure it's not your suspect.
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I think I know who you are referring to and that particular person is still in my back pocket (so to speak). But if you look at posts 06:24:34 PM and 06:26:02 PM, things got rather interesting in an amusing way.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 8:06 p.m. CST
Finely chopped_cheese, Gaius? If I'm reading you right...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
I'm flattered...but, I'm just a fan. CHOPPAH is on 24/7..I have like a real job that occupies 50 to 60 hours a week...<p>He is a funny, twisted fuck though, isn't he...
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Sept. 4, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST
I do try to imitate and goad him from time to time...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
CHOPPAH is at his funniest when he is challenged...
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Reading this talkback makes me think he might be right. What happened to reasoned debate? Oh yeah, and I've got a new policy - any movie Harry likes I'll Netflix in 5 months. That's how I'm responding to his asinine INCEPTION review.
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He's an unemployed literature professor with too much time on his hands.
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its not like he has anything else going on right now...
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I've seen this kind of thing before and I always get a kick out of watching certain Talkbackers/Trolls try to avoid being recognized or run away from their previous incarnations (which is something I never understood). But it's all in good fun, man.
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Which is why it couldn't be the Cheese, and that's also what keeps me from thinking it's our other mutual friend, MNG,, as he has other things he has to run throughout the day. Still, they have similar styles sometimes.
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Coming back from Canada and picking over the remains after the fact, baby.
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When I consider some of the things I've read on the internets (such as posts on recognized news sites and political blogs), I have to wonder if your dad may not be onto something.
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Cool. Actually, I sometimes think that other guy is posting on AICN under a different name...and it's a name that I'm sure you're familiar with.
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LOOK OUT!!!! HE'S STANDING BEHIND YOU WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE!!!!!
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The Mexican edged out The American on Friday, though the latter is poised to come out on top as the weekend progresses. Neither picture generated much excitement, and overall business was typically lackluster for the start of Labor Day weekend. Ripping onto around 3,500 screens at 2,670 locations, Machete mustered an estimated $3.9 million, which was more than Gamer's $3.3 million, Babylon A.D.'s $3.1 million and Crank's $3.3 million among recent Labor Day action movies. Machete's source, Grindhouse, pulled in $5 million on its opening day, while director Robert Rodriguez's last action movie, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, grossed $8.8 million on its first day back in Sept. 2003.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST
fact: MACHETE COSTS MORE THAN, MAKES LESS THAN GRINDHOUSE
by ForgetfulPete
bottom line!
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....you guys looked behind you. Don't lie....you looked.
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CHOPPAH is who all our dicks wish we could be
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But I am not a jedi yet...
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Goddamn that was inspired, and every fucking word of it is true.
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Read that again recently. The first hour is still really good. But I had forgotten how much it descends into a big-budget A-Team episode by the end...rather dull extended shootouts with clunky editing. I guess that marked the moment where RPLocke's destiny lay in talkbacks that were more about action than comedy, for much of the next decade. I was so hopeful when "THE TREE OF LIFE TALKBACK" came out that it heralded the return of both RPLocke and Geektard_Smasher as genuinely funny people. But it was a false dawn for both. I can feel the chop growing within me...
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Sept. 4, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST
Gayass and Ploppah have turned this talkback into a total
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
dick lovers convention. So when are your gay dads coming out?
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...he slap chopped my sister in front of me. I will never forget.
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I doubt it, he must have been role playing with your brother. You should join them and let 'em shoot their warm goo inside your vagina looking anus. Then you can stand over them and push it out. It will go plop plop ploppah on their eager faces
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And here are 5 fun facts: 1. He killed a vietcong with his bare hands... 10 yrs after the war ended. 2. He once stopped a chinese tank dead in his tracks... With his cock. 3. Captain america may have punched hitler... But CHOPPAH donkey-punched hirohito 4. He knows what lurks in the hearts of men.... Mostly semen and vhs copies of teen wolf 2 5. He once nursed an injured dolphin back to health.... Just so he could kill it himself
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Sept. 4, 2010, 9:28 p.m. CST
secondly, your dad must be gay if he texts you
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
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the last few hours has been about chops secret identity...that goes to show you, WE'RE what matters at this site...harry should hire us all (minus anyone with a underscore in their name)
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Obama wants you! ...to suck his Muslim balls. try again faggot
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Your dad was just there for the clean-up-shop rimjobs. He hasn't earned fucking rights yet.
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He's either continentalop or SCOTTPILGRIMFAN. I haven't heard from conti since I threatened to beat the shit out of him. So Im going with SCOTTPILGRIMFAN. Either way, he's still a fag
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He was too busy giving your dad a turd slurpee. So what's up, you wanna suck my dick too?
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most Marines are gay....so what's your point?
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I was pounding Choppah into submission last night....no lube. It was brutal, his butthole looked like a glazed doughnut afterwards. That can't be good for his health...but I ain't stoppin'
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If I wanna taste your moms pussy, I'll just suck it off my own dick.
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and your mom. Let's threesome for old times sake
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If you wanna taste your moms pussy, you have to suck it off my Great Danes doggy cock.....cause that's what she likes....doggy cock
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Your breath smells like pre-cum and your anus smells like post-cum
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No I confuse it with your front pussy
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front pussy....classic
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Your moms moose-cock-worshipping puts my ma to shame.
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I should know, I pump enough of into you every night
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Your both fags (Choppah and MJ), go to a motel have a fucking orgy and shut the fuck up and get out of the fucking TB, your all a waste of fucking space, not to mention carbon.
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You're not a very good troll now are you.....I'm losing interest pretty quick here
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You're just mad because you have a wet pussy and no one wants to fuck you
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are you gonna make me laugh or what?! Your are like ....a weak troll. Diet Troll or Troll lite.
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She is lying in my bed waiting for me to fuck her....you should try women gay boy, they are a lot more fun. But you seem to be just fine playing your fag games with your boyfriend Choppah.<P>Awwww how cute you two are, two fags pretending to hate each other. We all know the truth. Carry on gay boys!
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that FuckMichaelBay guy? All the good trolls are gone. I'm the last one from the old days. Now we just have queers like Choppah and Scottpilgrimfan. AICN needs to be shut down
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Sept. 4, 2010, 9:54 p.m. CST
She is lying in my bed waiting for me to fuck her
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
I'm sure your mom enjoys your little pink dick. But all of us big boys like to fuck outside of our families.
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Your dick is so small you piss on your nutts.
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go get some of that hot old Mom pussy...eat what you know right. Then crawl back in when your done frantically pounding away on that old dead bitch ya fuckin retard
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your like the Carlos Mencia of AICN, unfunny and gay
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priceless!
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Good God...
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stop with the goats and the monkeys and the small penis jokes. Your material is whack, you are whack, Scott Pilgrim vs The World is whack. give it up rookie
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You are the steve irwin of this talkback: dead in the water. Choppah owned you
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You are the steve irwin of this talkback: dead in the water. CHOPPAH owned you
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step #1 close the border!
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I was walking down the street today and it was so freaking hot. Like fuckin Baghdad hot. Then I came up on to disgusting fat rats just fucking the shot out of each other....no joke. They were seriously going at it in broad daylight in the heat. It was so foul. So I ran up to kick them when I realized it was CHOPPAH and rogueleader66. I paused for a second in disgust...and then proceeded to kick the shit out of them. It was nasty, I kept kicking Choppah in the face...but he kept fucking harder. He wouldn't stop. I don't even think rogueleader66 was still alive by this point. Finally Choppah blew his little rodent load and scurried into the shadows. But his penis was still swelled up inside of rogueleader66, so he drug the lifeless corpse behind him. Gross.
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Posted it twice.
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this talkback sucks my balls!!!!!!!!!
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oh well, the story still flows
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you're the Miachael Jackson of this talkback...a dead pedophile.
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then you must be a conservative
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Yeah, and the world would be better off if he never existed in the first place.
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Machete=rental(at best)
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May you all die in your sleep tonight
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But I won't buy a ticket. I'll just take up undocumented residency in the theater.
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see ya in bed
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But you'd already worked her in so good for me
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admitting to be a pedophile to cut down my sister doesn't change the fact....that you're still a pedophile
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I'm still Troll #1
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I honestly thought she was 13....
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See what he did there? That shit was crazy clever. He just chopped on a whole new level
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Arizona. hahaha
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"I don't really like Mexican food"---"man oh man i love tacos!" what a wishy-washy(Democrat)mother fucker you are!!!
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Mexican women smell.
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you may not like the the republican party,but at least you know what your getting!!!
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Getting beat by Machete?!<p>For years the studios have been pushing this guy as some kinda megastar but they forgot to add that Clooney can't open movies unless his more famous friends are his costars!
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Perhaps one day I can be a bright_man
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...need to join a help group now that you've been chopped. The healing can begin, and it starts with you.
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do i know you?
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wipe off you mouse
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what?
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where i live!!!
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What?
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Cthulian train of thought=NERD
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I HAVE ARRIVED!!!
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clean the pool from all your piss and cum, ultra shock!
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would waste all that water!
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with a woman(her piss,my cum)
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Of course Harry likes the film. No surprise there. I, however, was surprised... At just how awful the film was. I walked out of the theater with the realization that Robert Rodriguez is a straight up hack. It's taken me awhile to admit this, but with each film it becomes more and more obvious. This is a film of zero substance. Steven Seagal is the BEST actor in the film, that ought to tell you something. Jeff Fahey and Cheech Marin are at least interested in trying. Lindsey Lohan, tits or no tits, is completely finished. Jessica Alba...Harry got that one right. But hell Michelle Rodriguez isn't any better. Trejo delivers his lines with all the panache of a cadaver. Deniro is lost here, with an accent that comes and goes like a wandering wind. Don Johnson is one note, the one note being something only dogs hear. This is a film so matter of fact about it's numerous decapitations and eviscerations that it's bloated body count does nothing but serve as a reminder of how dead this film is artistically. Nothing new here, just lazy filmmaking and an incoherent 'message' about immigration. What that message is supposed to be is jackhammered with such carelessness that it makes the Star Trek episode with the half black/half white aliens look absolutely profound. The film is paced like a dog-walker gone astray, vast sections of the film would put a tweeker to sleep. And unlike the original trailer, this film is not heavily stylized, and since the film lacks anything tangible to wrap your brain around, it exposes all it's flaws for all to see. Don't waste your money, see Scott Pilgrim or see Inception a 3rd or 4th time, this is a Mexploitation film with no sense of fun (save for the opening 5-10 minutes), nor any sense or awareness of what made the original fake trailer so good in the first place.
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if you know what i mean
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I know Machete was supposed to be a lark, but aren't larks supposed to be fun? This flick was seriously a test of wills. Rodriguez is one lazy, ignorant hack. It's like one weekend he just grabbed a camera and made up a movie as he went along... oh wait that is what he did! To think, people actually have to pay money to see this crap. The political views being pimped in this thing are about as insightful and nuanced as the film itself (trite fantasy for the mentaly handycap). The only decent moments in this entire debacle were the vary breif scenes of the nude mexican girl in the pre credits, Alba semi-nude in the shower and Jeff Fahey going into a drug din to get his daughter picking off meth heads along the way. Those few vertues amount to about ona and a half minutes of screen time, the other hour and fourty-three minuted are simply atrocious. And I actually puked a little in my mouth seeing the beautiful angel known as Jessica Alba kiss a 60+ year old, weathered as hell, mexicon ex-con named Danny. Ah, I'm getting nauseous right now even thinking about it. <p> Meanwhile The American was taut, smart and had better kills and nudity. <p> American hitman in Italy > Mexican federale in America <p> Trust me.
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Sept. 4, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST
"vIrtues amount to about onE and a half minutes"
by The_Genteel_Gentile
I actually can spell, when I'm not lamenting the money I waisted on seeing this turd.
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i do vac the bottom once in a while!
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of the pool that is!
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I DON'T FEAR THE FIRE, I EMBRACE IT!
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Enquiring minds don't really give a shit...
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Sept. 4, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST
I mean, What do you care if CHOPPAH is male or female, RP...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
It still owns your ass...
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The woman don't go for a dirty pool!
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Sept. 4, 2010, 11:35 p.m. CST
And damn did CHOPPAH take apart that dead corpse dude...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
Bravo, Chop, bravo...
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Shut the fuck up locke
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...in gender discrimination.
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Is Beyond the Physical
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a woman's ass! so fuck off McGooCain
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With his tail between his legs. Which is usually where he keeps his penis.
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But it sorta counts
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A MAAAADHOOOOOUSE!'
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IN CHEESE SAUCE.
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... an OUTLAAAAAAW!!!
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Sept. 5, 2010, 12:44 a.m. CST
THE_CHOPPAH reminds of something from American Gangster...
by snakecharmer
"the loudest one in the room is usually the weakest."
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I'll repeat something I wrote on another TB. Purely because I feel like it & I can. <p> The only thing worse than laughing at your own jokes, is doing it in the guise of a character you've created, complete with catchphrases, in a tragically pathetic, desperate bid to become some sort of a cult figure/big fish in a small pond. <p> "Hey everybody! Look at me!!! CHOP CHOP CHOP!! You've been chopped!! THE_CHOPPAH" <p> Tit.
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She's got a big pair of tits and a red fire bush, so she's good in my book. But if I had my Dolorean, I'd time travel to Mean Girls-era Lohan and schtupp that round plushy freckled ass until I pass out.
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I love your tear-down-the-schtick-of-others routine. You're a worthy follower of Sir Chop!
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Are her big tits,and that's a fact. Soon they'll go the way of her face and start looking 20 yrs too old too soon too.
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now who the hell is mj? and chops new sidekick brightboy? argh the suspense!
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I just got back from seeing "Machete" and it was very disappointing. There were a few flashes of brilliance, but it wasn't enough to save it from becoming a boring parody of itself. Reviews for this and a lot of the other movies that get pimped out in this site prove that Harry has the worst taste in movies. The fact that he loved this and thought "Inception" was okay just proves it.
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This might have been addressed already but who has time to read all this stupid bullshit. Any way, I'm pretty sure that was a body double and not Lindsy Lohan's actual tits.
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...then Wayne's World 2. Next came Bobby's World featuring the voice of Howie Mandel. Now, the world belongs to THE_CHOPPAH.
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lol <P> THE CHOPPAH is a tit, ain't he?
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But I haven't read one review from a talkbacker that is really happy about it. Course, I haven't read all of this TB, but the last few reviews don't inspire me. Really wanted to see it too.
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Lohan's a bitch.
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard. <P> Probably just compensating for his lack of social relevance in real life lol
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but there is side/cleavage boob from hohan...
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...this isn't the kind of movie that would persuade an actress, no matter how desperate for fame/attention/money, to do on-screen nudity for the first time.
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We already saw 'em in that magazine shoot a year or so ago... <P> Pretty nice actually.
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Gonna watch Mean Girls tonight just so I can see my LiLo do her thing. Good to know others think she's still hot. Redheads make me break beds!
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http://nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/ <P> There ya go
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I got the impression that her head was superimposed on to a body double.
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I wrote on another TB "You are what you eat", referring to his name. He clearly didn't understand it & replied...<p> "Cock. That is all".<p> It's rare to find someone so mentally deficient that he hands you your own insulting punchlines on a silver platter. It's like Xmas!
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Sept. 5, 2010, 1:15 a.m. CST
Isn't It Sad That There Are Porn Actresses That Can...
by Media Messiah
...and do, out act, Jessica Alba, with ease? She hasn't tried to deliver an acting performance for years, because horny studio execs keep casting her in films, I assume, hoping to bang her on the side, so she feels no pressure to study the craft of acting. But is it worth it, really--all of this casting couch stuff, if that indeed is the case here? Just bang her on the side, and pay her what you would have paid her to star in a film, and just get a real actress who can act to play the damn role. Not to say that it would have saved Machete, as Robert Rodriguez has fastly become the worst director, and worst writer, in Hollywood--still, if they had gotten a better actress to play the Alba role, maybe it would have made this trash, a little less trashy.
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"Breaking Beds" <P> lol
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Most likely looks like Zach Galifianakis...<P> Or perhaps Jonah Hill
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Her career is in the fucking shitter. I blame Rodriguez for being a goddamned pussy. No one will work with her. She's too fucking risky, liable to fuck a production over by getting arrested or always showing up late for work. RR could have told her to show tits or get the fuck out, and it could have made fucking millions on that element alone. But RR was too much of a pussy to make it happen. Losing Lohan would not have hurt the movie in ANY way.
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Ummmmmmm, yes. <P> What exactly would you call it? lol <P> She is clearly COMPLETELY NAKED, covered only by a SEE-THRU sheet, where you can clearly see EVERY INCH of her, excluding her vag lips... <P> So yes, i would consider that NUDE.
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Christina Hendricks owns all... <P> She makes Lohan look like that little boy from "Malcolm in the Middle"
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...is willing to put on the skirt and red shirt from Mean Girls for THE_CHOPPAH's pleasure. Lindsay chopped.
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Touche... <P> Although, i'm not really sure we would WANT to see what she's got going down there with what we know about her personal life... <P> Probably an absolute disaster down there.
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Semantics much? <P> Yes, she is TECHNICALLY FUCKING NUDE. What the fuck man? lol <P> And for the record... i never said she "got my dick hard". No way.
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She's been in prison.
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THAT got my fuckin' dick hard.
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that makes Lohan look like a mutt.
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Deborah Ann Woll. 'Nuff said.
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And Nicole Fucking Kidman.
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Is a fucking goddess. Holy fucking shit.
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Her tits are fucking RIDICULOUS, huh? <P> Jesus christ...
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And damn if she wasn't spilling out of every dress she wore.
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My ass in a seat. <P> Make it so hollywood!
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They're like Christina Hendricks size but attached to a smaller, hotter more athletic body. I mean, god damn!!
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Goddamn... 3 fucking natural, huge tittied redheads. <P> And an honorable mention to Bryce Dallas Howard, despite being flat as a board...
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Have you seen Nikki Cox lately? Google her and see why one shouldn't get plastic surgery.
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frightens me. I can't even think about her former hotness without her looks today seeping through and scaring the shit out of me.
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Word... Man, that's such a sad fuckin' story. <P> Well, at least we got "Unhappily Ever After" for all of eternity ;-) <P> And damn, she started that show when she was like 15/16! Yowza
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I'm confused.
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I totally misread.
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From the Friday the 13th remake... is she a redhead or a blonde?? 'Cause damn, girl got tittays too!
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Good Fucking Call.
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What's even sadder is her love life. She's been married to both Bobcat Goldthwait and Jay Mohr, talk about slumming it...
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Haha... any more?
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*saves McGooCain's link to Favorites*
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...who plays Jessica on True Blood.
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...though she has a unique look, which means she's not for everyone.
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Tig 'ol bitties: Christina Hendricks, Diora Baird, Nikki Cox, and Heather Graham. <P> Flatties: Nicole Kidman and Bryce Dallas Howard. <P> ALL of whom are hotter than Lindsay Lowhore.
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Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, Emma Stone
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http://www.zimbio.com/Diora+Baird/articles/rINWP9r5yLt/Diora+Baird+on+her+32DD <P> :-O
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Good call on Isla Fisher... <P> Absolutely.
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I believe Emma Stone is a blonde, I think she just dyes it red.
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Kelli Garner is a redhead isn't she? <P> 'Cause DAAAYYYYYUUUUM.
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I believe you are correct.
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destiny awaits you!
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And sex-depraved young adult males.
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I think she may be a redhead...
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Isn't that everyone here?
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Sept. 5, 2010, 2:13 a.m. CST
Dead_Flag_Blues ------ and im guessing you saw it
by DioxholsterReturns
because it would be really dumb otherwise
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...is lucky to have been graced by Amy Adam's ass.
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I really hope not... Or i am in the wrong fucking place lol
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I've seen about 5-10 minutes of that show. Enough to know that it is REALLY SHITTY.
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you guys prefer redheads over blondes?
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http://bit.ly/bQSEbh <p> no way is this stuff for children.
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Are you actually insinuating that Diox has ever had A girlfriend, period??
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You're right: a spec script is written for free, the writer hoping that somebody is interested in buying it. And what every writer knows is that only the most know-nothing newbie dude actually writes a spec script using characters from somebody else's film.
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Just watched your link... and yup, still looks absolutely silly. <P> Ugh... where's Firefly when you need it lol
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SGU = Sea Quest
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Sept. 5, 2010, 2:28 a.m. CST
people seem to be crazy for this redhead susan coffey
by DioxholsterReturns
shes really popular with the internet teens.
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Poor Diox :-(
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http://www.google.com/images?expIds=25657,25900&sugexp=ldymls&q=susan+coffey&cp=8&hl=en&wrapid=tljp128367179087016&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=8EaDTLqfComasAOj25n3Bw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&sqi=2&ved=0CCsQsAQwAA&biw=847&bih=741 <P> What a nice find...
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You can't go wrong with this girl!<p> http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/2010/05/ doctor-whos-karen-gillan-revea.html
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i could make a bland western out of it.
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http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://oneactivecolony.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/susan_unretouched_by_oldboy1985.jpg&imgrefurl=http://oneactivecolony.wordpress.com/2010/07/18/the-susan-coffey-internet-phenomena/&usg=__bIiyxfiNwU7hgXPp5Yyebtfn1-o=&h=1350&w=900&sz=111&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=RC6soxFn1oouYM:&tbnh=158&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsusan%2Bcoffey%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rlz%3D1T4ADBF_enUS278US279%26biw%3D1003%26bih%3D493%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=445&vpy=83&dur=703&hovh=275&hovw=183&tx=115&ty=172&ei=CUiDTJ7qOYi6sQOAjrTHBw&oei=DEiDTO-GA424sQPxovX2Bw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0 <P> Yummy...
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she will have to be redhead too i think
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Good job fellas ;-)
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as his dad or brother. And it was missing more grindhouse trailers at the beginning. Keep this shit going and make Don't and thanksgiving... Oh and and Danny should be dredd. Perfect. And dub his voice all facist English 200AD tharg
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lol yeah Diox sounds pretty desperate... <P> Hey Diox, you ever actually watched Firefly? That, my friend... is Sci-fi done RIGHT. <P> And this is coming from a guy who generally dislikes Joss Whedon's work. But Firefly was fucking class...
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Get that Machete talk outta here... we're talking about LARGE-BREASTED REDHEADS in this Talkback.
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I am planning on seeing Machete tomorrow.
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You'd need ten hands. <p> http://buzzbabes.net/2010/02/bianca-beauchamp-is-freaking-hot/
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im serious, and they all have sex in the show too.
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He is definitely one-note, ain't he? lol
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She's not too bad, but her titties are fake. <P> Boooooo fake tittays...
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Charlotte was 'aight...
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but she wasn't too hot on the show.
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Do you work on the show or something? lol <P> Stop trying to sell us the damn show already.
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Is SGU incarnate!
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Hour upon hour of people looking at space & talking about it, while an angry cliched black guy runs up & down a 12ft corridor.<p>
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Sounds awesome!
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AND I may have just discovered Redhead Mecca.<p> http://niketalk.yuku.com/topic/221770/t/Redheads-APPRECIATION-pics.html?page=1
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Anybody familiar with the pornstar Aspen Stevens? <P> http://www.tube8.com/teen/aspen-stevens/394812/ <P> Be careful, it's not exactly "suitable for work" lol
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Sept. 5, 2010, 3:20 a.m. CST
Aspen Stevens kinda looks like Isla Fisher actually...
by Dead_Flag_Blues
Not bad, eh?
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Good stuff man...
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Good stuff man...
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The award for understatement of the month goes to Dead_Flag_Blues. <p> That's knock out stuff! As in, it's hard to watch it without wanting to "knock one out" :-).
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Sept. 5, 2010, 3:48 a.m. CST
D.Vader: How Do You Think Lindsey Got The Role In The First Plac
by Media Messiah
You can bet Robert Rodriguez got to see plenty of her tits, ass, and vagina behind closed doors--of course, using movie investor monies, that is, to cast her. We didn't get to experience her crouch, but someone did, I'd bet. Aw, high-class prostitution, is still en vogue.
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Glad to oblige ;-)
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Without them we'd have no one to get our orders wrong at McDonald's.
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am I the only one here who has started actively avoiding any movie this guy totes as being "cool"? At the best of times it's difficult to make any sense of his reviews, and most of these seem to be full of name-checking and redundant profanity. Anyone remember his BLADE II review?....Jesus...
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Seriously getting a double for Lohan who career...fuck SHE HAS NO CAREER!!!<p>A double for a washup young actress was a waste of funds! Lohan would've either gotten naked or walked.>p>Lohan needed this movie more than RR needed her!<p>Truthfully, Lohan body isn't what it used to be, so I'm not sure we wanna see those dried up tits!
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It had it moments. I enjoyed enough of it.
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Sept. 5, 2010, 9:13 a.m. CST
Lohan was useless and unwanted, never got the appeal for her
by The Founder
I'm sorry but Lohan is shit. I never saw the appeal for her in Hollywood. She terribly overhyped by the media. She certainly isn't a stand out actress in anyway. Why this washed up sad girl gets the media attention she does is beyond me. Has Lohan had a blockbuster success save for Mean Girls? Even then I wouldn't call that teen flick a huge box office success. I watched Machate and thought she actually dragged the movie down.
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what is the name of that movie Harry is always talking about with zombies and ninjas? The one he let his nephew watch...
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I think it's "Versus", but I could be wrong.
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...a Talkback like this one comes along and single-handedly makes it worthwhile all over again.<P>Dear lord, what a classic thread! Hilarious stuff! Well done, lads. Well done, indeed.
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Mexico for Mexicans <p> Jessica Alba is a race traitor.
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The right one's reserved for American citizens.
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Sept. 5, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST
Hey folks, Harry here... I wasn't anticipating to like MACHETE??
by RpgSama
Harry you're a tool, everyone already knew you were going to like this movie no matter what, just like you said you KNEW SPvsTW was going to be the best movie of the summer before seeing it, you are buds with RR who forgot how to make movies to be a fucking hack, the last "real" movie by him was Sin City, that tells you a lot. I respected your opinion, but you are nothing more that a geek who got a little too lucky and is afraid to lose his in position with B list stars and directors...
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dennis rodman?
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But i think you have a plague of KKK assholes in your talkback. You should call an expert exterminator before they know you believe in evolution.
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Sept. 5, 2010, 10:15 a.m. CST
THAT'S LIKE DIOX NOT EXPECTING TO LIKE STARGATE UNIVERSE
by BringingSexyBack
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Alicia Witt, followed by Harry Knowles.
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politically. Alba's character talks of doing right but I'm confused. I guess she was talking about attacking seagal with a lowrider flyswat attack or fucking 60+ year old prisoners
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Heh heh heh.
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cell phone from her cunt? <p> I don't know either,but they did.
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Thanks for the link, by the way. <p> Tube8 all the way.
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That's a mighty big phone.
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Kinda like you guys ...
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But irregardless, yeah, let's give him das boot. I can't believe Californians made him governor. What, you didn't have Americans running?
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There goes Jehovahs_Witless' social life.
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or that sound like a spoon fell on the floor.
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He's a tornado! A hurricane. Noticed another storm on the horizon -- a new adaptation of The Tempest! http://www.youtube.com/user/keylimeproductions?feature=mhum
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As AICN goes, so goes the country. <p>We are fucked.
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A doddering, delusional fool who believes people still actually think he's in charge here.
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With 11.3 Millions it arrived third by box office estimates, hahahahahaha, Yey for RR. Yey for stupid movies gaining what they deserve, this is straight to dvd crap, and I'm from Venezuela, so i guess that leaves racism out of the picture...
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Mr. Nice Gaius I'll sit and have a laugh with you!
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is an exceptional piece of work. I appreciate Harry's review only because it gave birth to this monster.
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Hey Panda, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this talkback Eurotrash.
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...and their adorable maricón-hating polka-blasting ways. What we need to do is build a public high-speed rail system that goes direct from Chiapas to St Louis or something. All the rich white Mexicans in Mexico City and Monterrey would probably chip in for half the cost. Small price to pay for giving the Dems a PRI-like monopoly for a generation.
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A movie about an American sniper and Mexican illegals couldn't ignite the box office!
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when he made that stupid Pro-illegal alien, anti_arizona trailer? Be careful what you wish for I guess. I will never pay a cent to watch this movie or any other Rodriguez movie ever again. Sounds like it sucks ass anyway.
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Sept. 5, 2010, 4 p.m. CST
By Harry standards this was one of the best Summers EVER for mov
by RpgSama
With great movies on a weekly basis like The Expendables, Piranha 3D, SPvsTW, The Last Exorcism, Machete and Avatar: Special Edition that harry said on his twitter it was like every other James Cameron Special Edition, the only version of the movie he will see from now on, Harry must be a really happy boy with this amazing summer for movies, Of Course a few stinkers here and there, Toy Story 3, Vampires Suck, Inception (sleep Worthy), Step Up 3-D
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and offers his well worn bloody anus for sacrifice on a nightly basis. ...because he's a spinless liberal cocksucking faggot bitch whos one goal in life is to molest 300 children from Mexico. I wouldn't say it if it wasn't the truth.
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Sept. 5, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST
McGooCain, the Christian God didn't tell you a damn thing cause.
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
he hates faggots like you....and so does the rest of the world
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and bestiality activist
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only more gay
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If harry like your movie then it's box office poison.
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...through AICN is selling your movie as a "geek" movie, which means limited target audience = forget about box office. Geek directors (Edgar Wright, Robert Rodriguez, etc.), time to start selling your movies as simply "good movies" that maybe more than a small audience will like. Inglorious Basterds did well without trying to make geeks feel like they were being given a movie just for them.
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make a geek one, cause no one sees them.
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<p>I went to see it against my better judgement and walked out less than halfway through. There is absolutely no reason to glorify illegal immigration. NONE. The only reason to glorify it is if you hate this country and want to collapse it. Call me a racist if you want to, I don't care. You ultra-liberal, open-borders crowd throw around racism like it was candy. You don't know what racism is and you never will. People like you denigrate true victims of racism.</p> <p>It is not racism to want people entering this country to do it the right way. You are not doing illegals any favors by supporting their efforts to break the law. As long as they are allowed to just walk over, no matter what the reason, bad people are going to take advantage of them. It isn't racism, it is common sense. There isn't enough space, not enough jobs, and not enough infrastructure to support millions of illegals. No other country on Earth has an open border policy. What kind of opportunity can these illegals have here when they are flooding the system to collapse?</p> <p>The movie not only does not understand it, it doesn't care to understand. Even Harry, in his review, unfairly stereotyped an entire section of the population just like this film does. Republicans do not act like DeNiro and Fahey in this film. Not even close. China shoots border jumpers, not the USA.</p> <p>The bottom line is that those who support illegals and help them to break the laws of this country are not to be glorified as this film does. I feel bad for the Mexicans and their messed up country. I feel bad that their lives are tough and dangerous. But breaking the law in this country is not the answer. Why don't they stand up in their own country instead of breaking into this one? Howabout the Mexican government allow us to come down and help get rid of the drug cartels? It's their country, they have to fix it or ask for help fixing it. I'm sure the U.S. would be happy to help. The answer is not allowing an entire country's population to just enter this country illegally.</p> <p>I am so offended by what I saw in this film that I will not be seeing any Rodriguez films from this point forward. I'll also try and not go to see any films with any of the actors who supported this pro-illegal, anti-American piece of propaganda. That includes DeNiro, Alba, Fahey, Marin, Segal, Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez, and Trejo. And I used to like all of them. I've never walked out on a film before; this was the first. Go ahead and call me racist; you just further prove that you don't understand what makes a country and an economy work. You just prove you are a political hack with, at best, partisan blinders on, or, at worse, one who wants to destroy America by over-taxing its infrastructure and economy.</p>
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I'll prob catch this on dvd, but your comment at the end there....am I the only person who thought this made Harry the asshole?
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Rodriguez should stop wearing hats and embrace the fact that he's a one-trick balding Mexican.
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Hey Rand92, business is business. You use this talkback, Robert Rodriguez use a movie - what's the difference? Let's put it in my terms, you're in a hostile takeover, you snatch us up for some green mail, but you're not expecting some poison pill to be running around the talkback, am I right? Rand, bubi, THE_CHOPPAH is your white knight.
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Hey Rand92, business is business. You use this talkback, Robert Rodriguez use a movie - what's the difference? Let's put it in my terms, you're in a hostile takeover, you snatch us up for some green mail, but you're not expecting some poison pill to be running around the talkback, am I right? Rand, bubi, THE_CHOPPAH is your white knight.
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... at least this movie gave Danny Trejo a staring role. About time too. So, if for nothing else, this movie merits it's existence just for that. It's sad the dude needed to be in his 60s for this to finally happen.
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By my calculations, that's 15 to 20 years overdue already.
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you just got chopped by the best.
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Pull up a TV tray and grab some Labatt's buddy, the game's on!
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So explain to me why some reviews get spoiler tags and some don't. If all reviews are supposed to be expected to have spoilers then don't put tags on the others.
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...can't wait to see what Hobo With A Shotgun does to the boards here...
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Yeah. Now listen, Lindsay, they're giving me a few minutes to try to talk some sense into you. I know you think you're doing your job by going semi-topless, Lindsay, and I can appreciate that, but, you're just dragging this thing out. Now look, no one gets outta here until these talkbackers can talk to the *LA* police, and that just ain't gonna happen until you stop messin' up the boards, capisci?
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Facts are racism.
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...probably another shit movie you'll be championing...(Rutger, what the fuck are you doing, man?)
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...asked if I'd wanna be in MEH-Chete 2...
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Christina Hendricks isn't a natural redhead (blonde is her natural color). Geoffrey Arend is one lucky man.
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Wait for the uncut DVD.
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It's like he's not even trying to hide it....what a total faggot. Uses the same quotes and phrases too.....catamite
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but man, christian devil is cool in his cool little hooves
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Machete beaten by the gringo!
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have you ever called me an idiot before for likin tf2, sm3, and x3?
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if seth gecko popped up in a cameo in machete (esp since american came out too)...cmon clooney, ya know ya want to rock those fake flame tats again!
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...I bought _another_ ticket to SCOTT PILGRIM, caught a good chunk of that again, snuck into this partway, then caught the rest of PILGRIM that I walked out on. Sorry, but I just don't want to pay for the propaganda that other Americans want to pay for.<P>Anyhow, the movie was everything I wanted it to be. Trejo totally OWNS!! Do yourself a favor and check out the Grindhouse trailer before seeing it. It's uncanny how it plays like an actual trailer for the movie.<P>It was so good that I almost felt sorry for skating on the ticket price. Almost. Completely resisted the temptation to rape some chicks and sideswipe a few cars on the way home as I drove drunk. Otherwise I may have been caught and would have had to show my papers...
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they shot the trailer then put scenes of the trailer into the movie... so of course it looks like a real trailer from a real movie...
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rocks a super stylish van dyke beard and is celebrated every dec 25th...
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was a hero during greek times... his name, Prometheus
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"No Smyths either-damn limeys"..<p> Um <p> Where do you think the name Smith with an I comes from? :-).
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You, sir, are a keen observant of detail. Allow no one to convince you otherwise.
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islam god has ordained me to enforce upon all of us that only infidels accuse non-infidels of not knowing what wahhabism is - it is their way of self denial when they hold back their holy spooge for fear of killing unborn future suicidal terrorists with a wipe of their hankies...the same ones they use to wipe away their tears when they weep for baby mojammed... and the same ones they use when they weep in fear of a baptist president...poor things
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...walked out of this talkback conversation "less than halfway through." Just like he did to Machete. He's not very good at finishing what he starts.
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but I walked out less than halfway through. Pixar needs to leave out the politics. I haven't seen a single Pixar film since. Those bastards.
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They already did. Last night. And repeatedly.<P>OHO!!
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Than Christians.<p> It's ironic that Seagal's in this. I saw him singing on youtube before..some shitty music video made in Bangkok or somewhere with a hot Asian chick dancing around & stuff. The comments were all like "He's a Buddhist heathen! Look at his Asian whore! I hope he dies of AIDS & regrets turning his back on God when he burns in hell for all eternity".<p> What a bunch of cunts.
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Sept. 5, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST
I saw Uncle Buck in the theater, walked out halfway thru
by ScaryWaitress
You know, obesity is a real problem in this country... I found the whole pancake scene offensive. Comedies should know their place in the pantheon of entertainment.
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Sept. 5, 2010, 8:15 p.m. CST
I went to see Prince of Persia... walked out halfway thru
by ScaryWaitress
...actually, that's a lie. I couldn't bring myself to even buy a ticket to that orgy of lame.
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but I walked out less than halfway through. Lucas needs to leave out the lightsabers. I haven't seen a single Lucas film since. Those bastards.
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but ended up walking out halfway through before my neck got ventilated.
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you make a good point THE_CHOPPAH.
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you make a good point THE_CHOPPAH.
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My Ma's Irish. I try to hate her as much as possible, but I can't quite bring myself to hit her with a fully clenched fist for longer than a minute. <p> Not that Brits hate the Irish anyway, outside of Hollywood movies. The U.S has a pretty fucked up vision of that stuff. Average Brits & Irish get on quite well as people, it's just bullshit politics & religion & well, shite really.
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...just try and tell me you didn't laugh at that last one. That was fucking gold. And free.
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...less than halfway through because of M. Night's beat-you-over-the-head politics, but the movie was just too damn good. I stayed, and I have no regrets.
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when i seen a disgustin, hideous lookin creature with red hair and a huge gut... yikes it was disgustin (ps: faculty is one of my fave movies despite the stunt castin of a certain sellout cunt (lets call it cunt casting))
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"Harry..you fat ginger scunt" :-D!!
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but I walked out less than halfway through. They left out the white minstrel lipstick. I haven't seen a single Disney film since. Those bastards.
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but I walked out less than halfway through. They left out the Adam West cadence. I haven't seen a single Nolan film since. Those bastards.
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walked out halfway through.
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you're talking about NOW, of course... y'all DID have a... shall we say, rocky?... past with the Irish. <P> Hey, I ain't gettin' all self-righteous, here, we aren't exactly angels over here in the US, but... well, just sayin'. <P> Besides, we have a history of shitting on the Irish here, too. It's OK to admit it. We're all friends here.* <P> DISCLAIMER: not only am I a good part Irish, but an Irish accent makes a man 30% sexier in my humble opinion. Also, I like their sweaters.
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i dont understand why you said what you said to me (in response to what i said to you) because clearly its sarcastic, but your original post made it seem you really were be amazed at how the trailer was incorporated into the movie... i dunno im confused by all this sarcasm and nonsarcasm and unsarcasm and desarcasm...
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The film is exactly what the Cinco De Mayo trailer positioned it as being. Rodriguez lied; the film portrays anyone supporting border security as a murdering racist. <p>Congrats.
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i see new aicn meme being born...
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My god-- what have I missed?<BR><BR>Fuck Labor Day Weekend!<BR><BR>I HEREBY DECLARE TOMORROW CHOPPAH_DAY!<BR><BR>Raise a brew and Chop on, fellow Choppaholics.<BR><BR>Lord Chop -- I salute you, shark thing in hand.
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about someone with a handle like GunRunner bitching about Mexican illegals... <P> Actually, 'nuff said. THAT is comedy gold.
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Sept. 5, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST
Took my half sister to see the Incredible Hulk in 2008
by Immortal_Fish
but I walked out less than halfway through. They left out the hillbillys throwing my second-cousin's stepdad over the bar. I haven't seen a single Bixby film since. Those bastards.
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halfway thru, i faked a nut, and went to thekitchen to eat a peanut butter sandwch... even after i did that, i am still YOUR stepdaddy... ps: sorry about eatin all of the jiff, bastard
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nope, I usually defend Michael Bay. TF talkbacks are where I get mu best trolling in. This site is anti-Bay it's it's hard not to defend TF2.
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She's just... well, you know.
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but I walked out less than halfway through. They left out the Chinese trying to carve up the protagonist in seventeen different ways. I haven't seen a single Pavlov film since. Those bastards.
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for real? i thought it was obvious to everyone (esp with nohan and other woman in the pool)... huh... dammit there needs to be a sarcasm button or font here... ie: ;;i love harry knowles for his integrity;;
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I walked in and finished the job that yourSTEPDADDY started and porked the hell out of your fat slob cunt of a mother....then killed her and stuffed her into recycling bin
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of Karate Kid... wtfuckers?! no jayden smith? no exec produced by big willy? no fuckin kungfu?! im glad 2010 got it right
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...which is 6 days and 8 hours long. So, yeah, I still saw 3 days and 4 hours of it. I guess I saw enough for the director's politics to brainwash me. I've never been the same since. Those French bastards.
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Aside from the ye olds queen liz type era, it was actually the Scots who went over there to Ireland & grabbed land etc. We just had to deal with the fallout. It comes under our jurisdiction, as it were & in the U.S, people rarely make a distinction between British & English. Those guys call themselves British, but all that orangeman stuff is culturally as foreign to us as a Spaniard on an inflatable banana. <p> Or an illegal Mexican in the back of a van;-). <p> Anyway, politics is boring. Bring on the dancing girls.
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of monsters ball... after billy bob made halle feel good and i ejaculated on the back of someones head, what wouldve been the point of finishin the movie?
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you're going to blame England's history with Ireland on the SCOTTISH? <P> Wow. Just, wow.
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Sept. 5, 2010, 8:51 p.m. CST
Took my Italian Uncle to see the Karate Kid remake in 2009
by Immortal_Fish
but I walked out less than halfway through. They left out the Moo Shu pork. NO ONE leaves out the Moo Shu pork. I haven't seen a single Morita film since. Those bastards.
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is approaching 500 posts in the past 24 hours, as well as 1,000 total posts. We won't walk out on this.
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i needed choppas mom for a blumpkin! how am i suppose to take a shit now?!
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[Scary whips off her tear-away pants to reveal a thong, and knots her button-down shirt above her navel. She proceeds to grab the pole, reach up with one leg, grip it at chest level, and let herself fall backwards, slowly spiralling down towards the ground.]
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I see you two have stopped squat fucking each other just long enough to turn this talkback into a total Scott Pilgrim fest of nonsensical monkey shit. I was hoping that the both of you would die from advanced cancer AIDS lastnight....maybe you'll expire tonight.
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but I walked out less than halfway through. The Simpsons hadn't invented it yet. I haven't seen a single anything since. Those bastards.
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Born in the north east of England,(weird almost scottish, English accent) to a Scots Father & Irish Mother. My dulcet tones give instant multiple orgasms. It's just unfortunate that nobody can ever understand what the fuck I'm saying:-).
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...less than halfway through. There's a shark in that movie?
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Is this about Transformers 3....I feel like it should be for some reason.
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Bend ‘em over Choppah <BR> Whole lot of Choppin’ going on<BR> Yes I said bend ‘em over Choppah <BR> Choppah you can't go wrong<BR> Chop ain't taking it<BR> Whole lot of Choppin’ going on <BR> <BR> Well I said come on over Choppah<BR> We gotta kick Corpse in the balls, ooh huh<BR> Bend ‘em over Choppah <BR> Choppah’s chopped off his lil’ thorn<BR> Chop ain't faking it<BR> Whole lot of Choppin’ going on<BR><BR> Well I said Chop it Choppah Chop<BR> I said Chop it Choppah Chop<BR> I said Chop it Choppah Chop it<BR> Said Chop, Choppah Chop<BR> Bend ‘em over<BR> Whole lot of Choppin’ going on<BR> Ahhhhh, Let's go !!! <BR><BR> Well I said come on over Choppah <BR> We got kick ‘em in the balls<BR> Whose balls what balls YOUR balls<BR> Bend ‘em over Choppah <BR> Choppah’s chopped off his lil’ thorn <BR> Chop ain't taking it<BR> Whole lot of Choppin’ going on<BR> Easy Now Chop<BR> Ahhhh, Chop it Chop! <BR> Yeah You can Chop one time for me<BR> Do that LiLo hussy<BR> Whole lot of Choppin’ going on<BR> Now let's Chop real hard one time now<BR> Chop Choppah Chop<BR> All you got to do, LiLo, is kind of stand in one spot<BR> Wiggle around just a little bit<BR> That's what you got to do, yeah<BR> Oh babe whole lot of Choppin’ going on<BR> Now let's go one more time <BR><BR> Chop it, Choppah, Chop ... (2x) <BR> Chop Choppah, come on Choppah Chop Choppah Chop<BR> come on over, whole lot of Choppin’ going
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But I did consciously choose not to see the end of Flyboys while on a flight back from Europe. That movie was shit.
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Sept. 5, 2010, 9:01 p.m. CST
Took This talkback to see just about anything yesterday and toda
by Immortal_Fish
but I walked out less than halfway through. Wow, these people are fucked up!!
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are you still bummed about failing to troll under SCOTTPILGRIMFAN? Fuckin' sucks don't it. I doubt that you lost interest in me....you love my cock and you can't quit me.
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with my parents. HOLY SHIT, I have never regretted losing two hours of my life more. THAT WAS TERRIBLE.
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will bring about unfunny new aicn schticks... MeganFoxsReplacement4SuckinOffBay!
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Those shit stains were from me butt fucking you into unconsciousness...that's why your butt hurts ....it's also the reason you have a sore throat....and a stomach ache
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That's actually really true! It's an Hitorical fact, I'm afraid. Besides, as I mentioned above I'm kind of a mongrel. I've got nothing to gain from making that up. I'm not saying we're saintly & I'm sure we gained from it financially etc (I doubt we built an Empire by being nice). Or rather "they" did. The establishment/powers that be. Because I didn't do it:-).
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500 posts in the past 24 hours. 56 posts away from 1,000 total posts.
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must also be a Scott Pilgrim fanboy....what a fuckin fag. That dude is going to have a hard life with no friends....and no girls
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Much further north than that.
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Really? REALLY?
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too bad sumerian god couldnt since he is actually from cybertron
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in theaters when you know perfectly well a DVD unrated cut will be out in less than a month?
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I for one think Lohan is fantastically sexy--freckled face school girl to hardcore substance abusing slut! And always with a killer body... <BR><BR>Shit yeah.
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but I walked out less than halfway through. They left out how McGooCain sucks a fat dick. I haven't seen a single Russ Meyer film since. Those bastards.
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Trust me, the number ain't important... live it up. Enjoy the party. It's not a contest. <P> Leave that to those silly WhoBackers.
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trannies can screw up a innocent childs head... literally and figuratively
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Actually, I think you're an excellent candidate for being the "man" behind SCOTTPILGRIMFAN.<BR><BR>You're online at all hours, you're unoriginal, and--most damning of all--<BR><BR>you're incredibly boring.
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Sept. 5, 2010, 9:14 p.m. CST
Ha. TF3 is proof that Satan is real and wants us to bleed
by ScaryWaitress
out our eyes.
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Boyz II Men and Snow ("Informer") to get into the flow of this talkback.
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& I don't care, to be honest.I think both sides are idiots. Total fucking morons. I'd rather be talking about anything else. I was just trying to make the point to McGooCain that Brits & Irish don't automatically hate each other like in Hollywood movies etc. We intermingle (hence my wonky mixed heritage) & get on quite well. It's the political bullshit that gives the impression that we don't. Damn this TB is slow to write on! Ps, nice pole dance;-).
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[bows low before the awesome, hulking silhouette of The_Choppa]
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boyz ii men? hilarious! ps: choppa prefers boys to men
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but I walked out less than halfway through. They left out how Obeyme foils Maury Povich. I haven't seen a single Craig Bodeker film since. Those bastards.
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I'm automatically a slut. Right. <P> I see the grey matter is workin' over time up in there. 'Course, what do I expect from USDA-prime trollmeat... you can see your woman-related issues from space. <P> *sigh* <P>
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I'm sorry. I was answering ScaryWaitress' question. I didn't mean to hurt you. Pweese don't chop me. <p> "Chop chop chop, you've been chopped.THE_CHOPPAH". <p> Tit.
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:-).
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You always know just what to say...
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or from black hawk down? either way, it goes down like a bitch! boom pow surprise (ohhhhhh)
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Scary, it's a fact. <BR><BR>Home sweet hell.
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but I walked out less than halfway through. They left out how she taunts gay men by loading her snatch with feces. I haven't seen a single Adam Lambert concert since. Those bastards.
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...you can hear the sound of chopping in the distance. Chop. Chop. Chop.
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origins:<BR><BR>http://tinyurl.com/2aybh94
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that I saw The Wind That Shakes The Barley last night, and remembered the history lesson... <P> And thanks, I've been working on that routine... unfortunately, THE_CHOPPAH tried to stick a twenty up my ass. Guess HE liked it too.
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is this you getting ready for a date with a laydee? (huge deliberately non-tiny url'd link follows)..<p> http://www.google.co.jp/imglanding?q=mutton%20chops&imgurl=http://www.davidkilpatrick.com/mutton.jpg&imgrefurl=http://davidkilpatrick.com/weblog_archives_2006_JAN_APR.htm&usg=__uxdrBjlSzstftMexieUn5JKTckQ=&h=324&w=300&sz=17&hl=ja&zoom=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=ERMwMNi94i0asM:&tbnh=118&tbnw=109&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmutton%2Bchops%26um%3D1%26hl%3Dja%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1R2SUNC_jaJP395%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&sa=N&rlz=1R2SUNC_jaJP395&tbs=isch:1&start=0#tbnid=4ZrTt83GmplkcM&start=10
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Seriously. <P> Oh, and I'm not following that link, no how. <P> I bid you all good night... gentlemen, not-so-gentle men, and... well, you too, CHOPPAH. <P> It's been... something.
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[rolls eyes]
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Yet strangely hypnotic.
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But I walked out less than halfway through. No way I was tolerating the Chris Hansen bullshit. I haven't seen a single Roman Polanski film since. Those bastards.
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I actually tinyurl'd it. It just didn't work the first time & this TB takes ages to show the stuff I'm typing. How can you go to bed & not witness these mighty mutton chops?? <p> http://tinyurl.com/24qmzug
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Rodriguez gives you gore, but it's fast and sharp. Tarantino likes to be more outlandish with his gore, for example fountains of blood squirting out, people laying around in pools of blood in agony with no limbs.
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"I could shoot the other talkbackers while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I don't like it here in this Machete talkback. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old crook like me. **MJ's corpse was here**"
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little drunk.
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You've written the 1,000th post. We're proud of you.
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just like that gerbil in choppas ass...
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WORST PROPAGANDA PIECE EVER! <p>I want my $10 back, Mr. Rodriguez! Oh...btw...if you keep this up, I will stop watching your pathetic excuses of film-making. </p>Uh oh. I suppose that you will try to stereotype a black man next time.
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But I walked out less than halfway through. No way I was tolerating the Tarantino talking bullshit. I haven't seen a single Hammer film since. Those bastards.
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not scary like a waitress... just freakishly scary with his up to date post counter posts... is this 1003 or 1004?
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I can't stop counting!
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Sept. 5, 2010, 10:04 p.m. CST
Stargate Universe season 2 will reveal new alien power Gods!
by DioxholsterReturns
And Robert Knepper as Lucian Alliance bad guy extraordinaire!
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Or whatever her name is. Dakota Fanning? D'ya coat yer fanny? Whatever, God help her. <p> Not the Christian God, obviously. He's a Mexican.
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Yes. I even asked for my money back or credit to watch a different film. Surprisingly, they said that I wasn't the first to ask! The manager said that he was speaking with his boss about removing the film altogether!
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that a film called "The American" took first place at the box office this weekend while this POS came in a distant third. Here in the real world, I am confident that America will win in the end... we just have to get these damn bleeding heart liberals out of office first.
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..since someone brought up Stargate Universe, and then Diox brought it back up again...right in our faces.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH HA HA HA *gasp, cough* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH! MY SIDE! Oh, help! *wiping eyes* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I CAN'T STOP!!!!! OH HELP!!!!!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H HA HA HA HA AH AHAAAAAAAH HA HA HA AH AH AHA HA <P> I shouldn't laugh... I can't help it...
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Sept. 5, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST
OK, now I'm really going. Thanks for the laugh, boys!
by ScaryWaitress
Keep on spewing dumb shit! It's what keeps me coming back!
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Thanks for the BJ.<p> I jest! I jest! You did ask for dumb shit, so you've only yourself to blame:-). 'Twas said in irony, I promise.<p> or was it;-)?
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Professional comedy is met here with the same liberal weight as everywhere else.
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...that Rodriguez (et al) may lose all of their tax incentives because of the content of the movie.<p> It is currently on the Drudge Report.</p> <p>It seems that Rodriguez and Fox lied about the content of the film (including racial stereotyping with violent overtones. </p> I doubt this film will be ranked in the top ten next weekend.
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aicn should give scarywaitress a "who wants to (cyber)date a tber" article/reality show... somehow choppa will make it the end because the producers insist on him bein there
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The Devil Comes.<BR><BR>G'night all!
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They power the ship with their own electricity, made by rubbing their feet on the floor.<p> That's the only explanation I can think of for a show set in the vastness of space, where anything is possible, yet the cast spend the entire time walking round & round in the same fucking rooms.
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figured it out. You read it here first.
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http://bit.ly/bQSEbh
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Sept. 5, 2010, 11:04 p.m. CST
SPOILERS ----- STARGATE UNIVERSE Season 1 EPIC ending
by DioxholsterReturns
DR. RUSH DISCOVERED THAT THERE WAS A TRAITOR. DESTINY GOT INVADED BY LUCIAN ALLIANCE BY BRAINWASHING COL. TELFORD AND USING HIM AS AN INFORMANT. LUCIAN ALLIANCE LEADER "KIVA" GOT SHOT AND NOW HER PEOPLE ARE TAKING REVENGE BY MASS EXECUTING DESTINY CREW.
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Sept. 5, 2010, 11:14 p.m. CST
The Dark Shite---- the ship flies through stars to recharge powe
by DioxholsterReturns
that was made clear like in the 4th episode.
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is panicking because his DVR is already 95% filled with Stargate Universe, and the new season is coming soon!
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has been chopped multiple times in the same night. It can't take much more.
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http://bit.ly/9WQvxr
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SGU is gay. The end.
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To reanimate his bloated corpse. Ever since haiti went to shit, voodoo doesn't come cheap.
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Sept. 5, 2010, 11:25 p.m. CST
here is Destiny military guy attacking Lucian Alliance
by DioxholsterReturns
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/dioxholster/normal_uni_teaser04_86-1.jpg
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http://bit.ly/cidu0v
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Diox pledged money thinking it was to save Stargate Universe
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To save us from diox's lame stargay links
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Sept. 5, 2010, 11:33 p.m. CST
Stargate Universe will be much better in season 2
by DioxholsterReturns
you guys keep forgetting that sci-fi shows take time to reach "puberty". anyone liked star trek season 1? short answer, no. even SG-1 season 1 was a little tough. they all pick up pace by season 2 and in SGU's case, it will FUCKING ROCK!
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so very ready
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Jerry made his money making fun of retarded people, and diox comes from a long line of retards.
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I would rather watch the underground comedy tour using the ludocivo technique than watch 5 mins of SGU
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well, I'm gay so I don't mind watching it :P.
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Yes, I fully expect a show on the Syfy Channel to become significantly better in its second season.
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and it shows. how do you feel about making fun of a random internet guy you dont know? does it make you feel good? lookin at you CHOPPAH
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Or are you just a little gay man? <p> I bet your man pouch is so warm.
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..and no one is making a donatio....oh wait, one of the young teen girls is on the phone now. Everyone else is just sitting there smiling.
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Season 2 will prove us naysayers wrong. It will rock. And we will be silenced.
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Is a lot like stargate. Its bloated, smelly, showered in nerd-jizz, and entirely unwatchable. And its a coveted by basement-dwellers.
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Dr. Rush is losing his mind!
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Or the lost city of Atlantis. <p> Racist bastards.
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and be hailed as a masterpiece after it is long gone.
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