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Mr. Beaks Attempts To Make Sense Of Everything Is Terrible's Everything Is Festival! Spoiler: He Fails...

Published at: Sept. 3, 2010, 2:27 a.m. CST

When your evening begins with a pagan ceremony involving offerings of JERRY MAGUIRE VHS tapes and ends with the indescribably bizarre kung-fu flick MIAMI CONNECTION, the sight of a towheaded ten-year-old reenacting Adolf Hitler's final hours doesn't horrify quite like it should. This was the triumph of Everything Is Terrible! and their mind-meltingly bizarre Everything Is Festival!, which took over Los Angeles's The Cinefamily last weekend. For two days, EIT, aided by special guests Rob Huebel, Paul Scheer, Zack Carlson, Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab, transformed that theater into a fog-choked den of found-footage iniquity. They struck fast and quick, following up their call for JERRY MAGUIRE tapes with a timely BP industrial short, which then bled into something we'll call "Scenes from a Biker Rally", where the womenfolk (circa early '90s) were encouraged to flash their breasts, catfight in the mud, and deep-throat mustard-coated hotdogs hanging from a wire (while astride some burly gentleman's Harley). And before we could make sense of any of this, EIT thrust us into their second feature-length collage, 2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE: TOKYO DRIFT. Finally, after little more than an hour of random found-footage madness, we'd no choice but to accept that the world is a place where shitty showbiz parents will dress their kid in a Nazi uniform, stick a toothbrush mustache under his nose, and have him pretend to blow his brains out just to impress some jaded casting director (who, sad to say, has probably seen worse). People really do such things. And they've no problem leaving evidence of their casual depravity. Their shamelessness is EIT's gold mine. If you've ever perused EIT's website, you know they're obsessed with documenting pop cultural insanity as it was committed to videotape in the '80s and '90s. They delight in discovering hopelessly un-hip instructional shorts, creepily sexual Christian programming for children, and, generally, shit that defies description - like the vigorous massaging of cats. Then they tweak these analog artifacts as necessary - distorting faces and voices, and inserting all manner of improper imagery until they appear to be the work of Satan himself. If this were the extent of EIT's ambition, they'd be nothing more than 21st Century Kermit Schafers, exploiting the ineptitude of imbeciles for cheap and forgettable laughs. What makes the collective worthy of a two-day orgy at one of L.A.'s finest repertory houses is their ability to edit these disparate clips together and get them interacting with and commenting on one another - to the point where something approaching a throughline materializes. Granted, they're not the first to do this (Joe Dante and Jon Davidson got there forty-two years ago with THE MOVIE ORGY), but with 2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE: TOKYO DRIFT, EIT appears to be on the verge of saying something kind of profound about our media-saturated culture. And when I figure out what that is, I'll let you know. Heady artistic ambitions aside, the EIT! crew are still primarily concerned with scrambling the audience's brain with the strangest assortment of clips they can track down - and they've outdone themselves with 2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE: TOKYO DRIFT. Animals, robots, cackling televangelists and lots of Burt Reynolds in MALONE collide for an hour or so; you'll see Duane groove, Gary Busey battle "butt-horns", and, in what seemed to me a sign of the apocalypse, a pyramid of babies sing "Ten Little Indians" (which may not sound horrifying, but, seriously, it totally ruined babies for me). 2E2T is very much EIT's magnum opus; a mess of media that somehow focuses itself into an epic clash between good (represented by Duane) and evil (that Sieg-Heiling little shit mentioned above). It is stunningly... defiantly... almost... coherent. And I have yet to watch it under the influence of anything but alcohol. For those who thought Zack Carlson's contribution for the evening, MIAMI CONNECTION, was going to be a more staid affair in comparison, the first five minutes of Y.K. Kim's one-and-only directorial effort swiftly demolished that notion. Best described as awesome and proof that God exists, MIAMI CONNECTION is basically a hybrid of ROMEO AND JULIET, FISTS OF FURY (U.S. mis-title), STREETS OF FIRE, Cannon's NINJA movies and THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION. It's a movie about a multicultural group of college buddies who study by day, rock by night, and fight whenever the narrative isn't being derailed by a biker rally that seems to have been spliced into the film by mistake. Moment to moment, there's no telling where this film is headed - and no matter where it darts (no matter how long), it never gets very far. Had Joseph Campbell based the Hero's Journey on a two-yard Barry Sanders rush, MIAMI CONNECTION would've been THE ORESTEIA of the twentieth century.
I've seen many "bad" or "bizarre" movies bring down the house before, so when I tell you that MIAMI CONNECTION belongs in a class with CARNIVAL MAGIC, NIGHT WARNING, FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE and THE BLACK GESTAPO, I mean to say that we've got a psychotronic masterpiece on our hands. MIAMI CONNECTION may be an absolute disaster on every level (right down to star Y.K. Kim's tragic inability to enunciate), but it resonates in its bug-fuck way because Kim and his crew clearly believed in this film. This is a movie made with conviction. Kim had something to say about friendship, family and the danger of ninjas - and he apparently got it all out of his system, because he never made another movie again in his life. I'm spinning my wheels trying to sell you on this thing. Just watch the trailer, and demand it. Live in a college town? Hit up the Alamo Drafthouse boys, and convince them you can fill your local theater with cinephiles who can have fun with, but also appreciate, a one-of-a-kind goof like MIAMI CONNECTION. Make a convincing case and maybe, just maybe, Lars and Zack will bring you the goods. Saturday was a long, punishing bacchanal, so I wasn't exactly in peak form when I showed up for Sunday's early show, "Harmon and Schrab's Found Crap". But I perked up when Dan Harmon (the creator of COMMUNITY, and, generally, a motherfucker you should respect) kicked things off with a clip from THE PERSONAL TOUCH, a "classy", forward-looking piece of early '80s video pornography from Bobby Hollander. I'm sure BOOGIE NIGHTS' Jack Horner had many fathers, but, watching Hollander lasciviously describe the interactive potential of this new format, it's clear he figured significantly into P.T. Anderson's formulation of the character. For legal reasons (I'm guessing), we didn't get to see anybody fuck. (Boo.) But if the rest of the video is as erotic as the introduction, I'm pretty sure it's AGNES OF GOD hot. As promised, Harmon and Schrab showed off a racist Benny Hill clip (an A-TEAM spoof featuring good ol' Benny in blackface as B.A.) and lots of squirm-inducingly awful stand-up reels (one of which, swear to god, may have been a serial killer's confession). But the highlight for me was a gun safety instruction video in which a grandfather seduces his grandson by teaching him how to fire a rifle. This is a 100% accurate description of the video: it's spank material for the Teabag Nation. Surely someone involved in the filming of this thing either was arrested or fled to Thailand. And then there was the Found Footage Battle Royale, which was rowdy, controversial, but ultimately won by the guy who brought the best clips. Let's leave it at that. Had I not spent most of the weekend inebriated, I might've emerged from the Everything Is Festival! with a belief that all of this, every last second of ephemera, connects in some way... that our defenses-down enjoyment of being in front of the camera exposes us all as a pack of fame-craving assholes. There's something more to EIT's process; they're building to something. Thankfully, I did spend most of the weekend inebriated, so my spotty analysis ends here. Visit Everything Is Terrible, buy their new movie (they went to my alma mater, so show them the moneys), demand the 3,000 screen release of MIAMI CONNECTION, watch COMMUNITY this fall on NBC, and bring back THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM you assholes. Faithfully submitted, Mr. Beaks

P.S. For a brilliant essay on the importance of Everything Is Terrible!, please read this now. And follow Danny Mears on Twitter.

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  • Sept. 3, 2010, 2:03 a.m. CST

    hmmm

    by Ray Gamma

    thirst

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 2:21 a.m. CST

    Hmmmmmm

    by DonnieDorko

    tl;dr

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 2:26 a.m. CST

    bring it to the bloor cinema

    by thefiendishdrwu

    in toronto and i'll see

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 2:26 a.m. CST

    that miami movie that is

    by thefiendishdrwu

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 2:48 a.m. CST

    Jerry Maguire is one of my favorite films of all-time

    by Eliywahoo

    If not my favorite of all-time. Give me a couple drinks and I'll recite the entire film by heart. Why were they making fun of it?

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 3:07 a.m. CST

    How long before sincerity makes a comeback

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

    enough of this ironic and surreal shit

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 4:58 a.m. CST

    headache guy

    by Xiphos_2

    Not soon enough.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 5:34 a.m. CST

    Fantastic trailer

    by moviemaniac-7

    Need to see it!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 6:12 a.m. CST

    Bought the DVDs

    by Affentod

    OK, just after reading your text I went to their website and bought both DVDs. You make it sound extremely awesome. Thanks for the heads-up.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 6:51 a.m. CST

    Headache they're not being ironic.

    by Toilet_Terror

    The shit they're shoveling is beyond the pale, but it IS shit people have consumed somehow. Their purpose isn't irony, but horror.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 7:12 a.m. CST

    I'll bet they're all Hipsters

    by m_prevette

    Screw them. So easy to look down your nose at any particular thing...

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 7:43 a.m. CST

    Ooooooh Hipsters!

    by THAT__SAID

    Who gives a fuck about who finds this kind of thing funny? What's the big deal?

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:34 a.m. CST

    Everything is Terrible

    by Flummage

    EiT has been one of the finest comedy endeavours on the web now for some years. <p> Both the funniest, and the oddest. The oddness coming largely from the average people's efforts of clambering into their little slivers of spotlight and, overall, the low-fi blankness seemingly entirely appropriate considering the nature of the medium they're often mining -- VHS, home video & cable, and the medium they're then normally delivering on -- the internet. It's all of a piece and, for me, works really kind of beautifully.<p> Sounds as if they're not finished yet, so I look forward to checking out their continuing adventures. Thanks for the report, Capone.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:01 a.m. CST

    always preferred TV Carnage, but

    by God's Brother

    some of the stuff these guys find is incredible

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:05 a.m. CST

    TV Carnage:

    by God's Brother

    http://tinyurl.com/2bd7abw

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:14 a.m. CST

    Skinny jeans, v-necks and Bieber haircuts

    by butterbean

    Nope this ain't fer me.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 4:12 p.m. CST

    2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE...

    by JackBauer@CTU

    is seriously funnier/weirder/scarier than anything that came out in theaters or on TV in the last five years.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    What in the hell?

    by liljuniorbrown

    I can sit at the house or use my phone to look up weird shit on youtube all day. Why would I want to "demand" this shit be shown in the local theater? Let the Hipsters go to the Alamo,sip on PBR and blow smoke up these guys asses. The rest of us are ok with out it. I know it worked with Paranormal Activity but this crap of putting stupid movies out like this and Human Centipede then blasting these sites with "demand it in your area now!!" is bullshit.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 6:41 p.m. CST

    Most of the movies this summer have been terrible

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 3:02 a.m. CST

    What a strange read

    by Anything But Tangerines

    Thank you very much I was not in the mood for that but now I think I am in the mood for just about anything. This proves that you can get ample enjoyment out of reading total esoteric nonsense. AICN periodically delivers!

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 3:25 p.m. CST

    Miami Connection is Incredible

    by billybumbler

    I was at the first Alamo screening of MIAMI CONNECTION a few months back and Beaks isn't exaggerating anything. This movie is hilariously inept and immensely watchable, and the addition of watching it with a crowd made it even better. One of the best cinema experiences of my life.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    Also

    by billybumbler

    If you like movies in which the heroes are members of a Tae-Kwon-Do gang who are also in a rock band called Dragon Song and play tunes like "Against the Ninja" and "Friends Forever" then this is the film for you. Oh, you say you've never seen a movie in which the heroes are members of a Tae-Kwon-Do gang who are also in a rock band called Dragon Song and play tunes like "Against the Ninja" and "Friends Forever"? Well then get off your ass and get a copy of MIAMI CONNECTION on VHS today!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST

    failing bitches leave..

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:11 a.m. CST

    You guys mind if I take my shoes off?

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:11 a.m. CST

    'morning, Pebrews.

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    It's been a busy weekend on AICN (heh heh).<BR><BR>My weekend was pretty damned relaxing and fun. I never thought having a kid would be fun. But it is a SHITLOAD of fun!<BR><BR>How was the weekend for y'all? I know it was a painful one for poor Cheeses (and likely still is).

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:11 a.m. CST

    OH SHIT, I'M THE GODDAMN JUGGERNAUT BITCH!

    by MacReady452

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:12 a.m. CST

    126,778th

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:12 a.m. CST

    ...I have to warn you...sometimes the pants follow.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:13 a.m. CST

    how many of you watched a shit load of STAR WARS this weekend?

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:14 a.m. CST

    **cue LOVE'S THEME as the pants drop**

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:16 a.m. CST

    what is that # you drop sixies

    by MacReady452

    I never know

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:18 a.m. CST

    I watched a shitload of Star Wars this weekend

    by D.Vader

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:19 a.m. CST

    ...wow, we're over 125K.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:20 a.m. CST

    thats the collective post count of the PBs journey..

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:20 a.m. CST

    please excuse my ignance

    by MacReady452

    I missed so much this weekend i am not even trying to catch up. Cheeses cracked a rib trying to use his cat as a snowboard on the stairs, any other highlights i should know about?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:22 a.m. CST

    ...Sixies, bless you for keeping the numbers.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:29 a.m. CST

    i am just a disciple in the learnings of Subby

    by Six Demon Bag

    rest his [DELETED] soul

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:31 a.m. CST

    ...I'm sure it's resting with Eywa.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:42 a.m. CST

    ...Moose has won me over to Chris-Chan. I think...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...this is the one that finally did the trick...<P> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj0TmphLDsQ

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:43 a.m. CST

    Trekback bitches leave

    by rogueleader66

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:45 a.m. CST

    Mac

    by rogueleader66

    Not too much, just the usual repetitive bullshit in the Trekback, of course our buddy *cough* Choppah was in his usual douchbag mode, but then again, that's nothing new either.<P>How are you Mac?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:53 a.m. CST

    I did the same Vades

    by rogueleader66

    It was a SW weekend....nuttin wrong wit dat!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:54 a.m. CST

    im good

    by MacReady452

    Lots of running around for work today. Covering back to school shit. How YOU doin rogue.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:58 a.m. CST

    ...fast breaking back to school news?

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:02 a.m. CST

    over covering weak fluff piece

    by MacReady452

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    Mac

    by rogueleader66

    Doing pretty good, Mrs Rogue has been working nights since friday which blows, but apart from that, had a good 3 day weekend. <P>Talking to my youngest last night (he's 8) and that kid get so emotional sometimes. He was telling me how he misses his step cousins (he spent the weekend with them camping) and how he gets "butterflies" in his stomach after spending a few days with someone and then leaving them. i told him its ok to miss people, its a natural feeling. He then said to me "I really miss you too daddy" and I told him I missed him. Then he said "No I really miss you daddy" I knew exactly what he meant and I told him that I miss him everyday. We both held back the tears, at least I knew I was, and I am sure he was too.<P>That has been the hardest thing about my divorce. Leaving my kids. Sometimes I wish I could be like those fathers who have no trouble seeing their kids 8 or 9 times a month. Guys who feel relieved by getting divorced, relieved that they don't have to deal with the kids everyday, that they only have to be the fun parent and that's it. That's not me, I have never felt relieved, or anything, all I have felt is heartbreak in not being with my children everyday. I wish I could just turn it off. As much as I try, I can't and probably won't ever be able to. Not having my kids in my daily life has been the worst thing ever. I can't understand the father's who can just leave and just be happy being a part time parent.<P>Ok now that I have thoroughly depressed everyone, back onto happier subjects.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:11 a.m. CST

    Keep it up, Rogue.

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Sounds like you're a great dad.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:19 a.m. CST

    So anyone see any movies this weekend?

    by D.Vader

    Any MACHETE?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:20 a.m. CST

    Thanks Fishy

    by rogueleader66

    I do my best, but it's damn frustrating. When I hear about shit that goes on at their house and I cant step in and say anything, all I get from the ex is "what goes on at MY house is not your concern". I get excluded from stuff, the biggest one being Boy Scouts, because of two things....of course, money and she feels like the step douche needs to have his own thing with my boys, of course it has to be something significant like scouts, a nice excuse to exclude me from something that is a big thing in their lives right now.<P>I keep on doing my best and my kids know I am always there for them, it's just frustrating for all of us. They would rather it be me then their step douche, but they know this is how it is, and they accept it. Strange how money only means something to their mother, they could give two shits if I give child support. They just want everyone to be happy and get along. Too bad their mother's idea of getting along is me bowing to her every demand and giving her money at the expense of everything else in my life. She would be fine seeing me homeless as long as I was paying her child support. Oh and I cannot mention her without noting that she has a six figure income.<P>Ok i will not let the PB become my personal bitching spot again. Sorry guys I get on these rants and just keep going.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Vades

    by rogueleader66

    Didn't see Machete, just watched The Crazies at home, posted a short review in out last PB. Was good. How about yourself?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:21 a.m. CST

    you're a rare breed rogue

    by MacReady452

    I knew this 19 year old kid who fathered 2 kids with 2 different girls and RAN and is still dodging. Absolutely no interest in the 2 future pork stars he brought into this world. I have never had less respect for a person.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:24 a.m. CST

    i saw machete vades

    by MacReady452

    It was as good as expected with the debut of Lindsey Lohan's knockers. 3.5/5

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Mac

    by rogueleader66

    I just don't understand shit like that. Having kids is such a great thing, it's a gift to be a parent, no matter what people say. I could never ever abandon my children. They are the sole reason why I still live in NY. Mrs Rogue went without her kids for a long time, and it was not her fault, her ex backed out of the deal they made when she left, but it was so hard for her to be so far away. If i didn't have kids, I would have left NY probably soon after I split up with the ex. I even considered moving to Connecticut or Pennsylvania, only at tops 2 hours away. But I could not even do that. Just the though of not being close to my kids like I am now just made me sick, I couldn't do it. It's bad enough I am not part of their daily lives, but to be hours away instead of minutes? Nope, no thanks. I'd rather stay in NY and struggle than to move away from them. It was heartbreaking enough to leave them one time, no way I could do it a second time.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:50 a.m. CST

    ive heard real bad things about AMERICAN..

    by Six Demon Bag

    plus the trusted reviews here at the PB..

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:52 a.m. CST

    Same Here Sixies

    by rogueleader66

    I have heard that it was poorly paced, and even boring. Seems hard to believe, Clooney is usually a reliable actor, but who knows. Will probably save that one for home viewing.<P>Speaking of Clooney, I watched The Peacemaker the other day, I really liked that flick, did anyone else?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:58 a.m. CST

    ...Halfassed Movie review THE WIND THAT SHAKES...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...THE BARLEY.<P>A Catholic Irish medical student (Cillian Murphy) gets sucked into the struggle for Irish independence in 1920 or thereabouts. <P> I know very little about the real history of this time period in Ireland, so I can't say if events are represented fairly...but this one had me on the edge of my seat.<P>If a harrowing tale of violence leading to more violence, green foggy hillsides, stone cottages, woolen trousers, flat caps, bolt action rifles, bullets to the back of the head, and rusty pliers in natural looking light and real locations sounds like something you might interested in...then this is the movie for you.<P>Regular guys and childhood friends fighting a guerrilla war in small, crumbling plastered towns and damp countryside...trying to figure out the right thing to do for themselves and their country as best they can. Loyalties are strained to the breaking point.<P> 4 out of 5...maybe more. It made a big impression.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:01 a.m. CST

    WIND THAT SHAKES THE BARLEY ... shattering.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I was done at the end of that one. I had no choice but to chug a triple of Jameson and slump off to bed once the credits rolled.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:04 a.m. CST

    ...yeah I'm thinking 4 is too wishy washy...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...4.5 at least. I really hate coming up with number ratings.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Sounds like you and Scary had a depress-a-thon

    by ColonelFatheart

    this weekend, with NCFOM and TWTSTB.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:08 a.m. CST

    alright. that seals it

    by MacReady452

    I have had that on the q for some time now. The mick in Mac can't let this one go unwatched any longer.<p>I haven't seen the peacemaker in awhile rogue put i rememmber digging it. I seem to remember laser sights in the beginning and a cobblestone church at the end. Cloondog kicking ass.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    ...maybe a little, but both are extraordinarily beautiful...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...in their own way. THE WIND was even exhilarating in a way. No despair lighting here...it's the mundane that depresses me to the core.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Yeah, TWTSTB is a beautiful movie to look at.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:14 a.m. CST

    Meanwhile, I can't stop watching INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS.

    by ColonelFatheart

    It's going on the Christmas list: <p>IB<br>PATHS OF GLORY Criterion<br>THE THIN RED LINE Criterion<br>THE LEOPARD Criterion (reading the novel now; fantastic)<br>The Dark Tower series (too many friends whose taste I trust, present company included, have recommended it for me to pass it up much longer)

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:17 a.m. CST

    ...oh, and while I had a few thematic complaints with...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...NO COUNTRY the first time I saw it, I'm glad I had the good sense to heap praise upon it at the same time...because you guys were correct. I didn't give enough weight to a few key scenes...Roscoe Brown in a wheelchair in particular.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    ...see it Mac. You won't be sorry.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:19 a.m. CST

    "You can't stop what's comin'."

    by ColonelFatheart

    That might go on my urn.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Late 'breaking' rib update...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    THEY FUCKIN' STILL HURT!!!!<p>But either not as badly, or I am just getting acclimated to the pain. Slept much better last night, can actually lie on my back and breath at the same time now, so I guess that's progress...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:22 a.m. CST

    ...Col, DARK TOWER...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...overall I really enjoyed it, but I don't recommend approaching them as novels. It's more like a great TV show...ups, downs, high-points, low points, inspired seasons, less inspired seasons...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:27 a.m. CST

    ...I think you're on track, Cheeses. Crack a rib and...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...it's at least a week before you're ready for any chicken fucking...and even then it has to sweet, gentle lovemaking. <P> Preferably chicken on top.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:32 a.m. CST

    Glad to see you still have your cracked sense of humor, Queso.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    Hey Colonel...as a King fan since 9th grade

    by Fuzzyjefe

    and someone who has read just about all of his stuff: <p> Go for it. Flicka has the right idea. <p> One caveat: King mentions Dark Tower things in a few of his later books. Doesn't matter. The only other 'non-tower' book you REALLY SHOULD read (prolly between books 4 & 5, cause it picks up steam 5 thru 7) is INSOMNIA. Trust me on this one. If you don't, there's gonna be someone who pops up late in the game that will have you asking "Whodafuck?".

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Oh yeah.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    May wanna get on some Salem's Lot as well Colonel, if you haven't already. <p> I don't know why, but he decided to pull someone from there also.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    ...I might add the first half of HEARTS IN ATLANTIS...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...THE TALISMAN, but only if you feel like it.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:45 a.m. CST

    ...I don't think any one thing as to necessarily...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...come before another though.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:45 a.m. CST

    That's King for ya...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    always pullin' characters out of his own ass...<p>I stopped reading King with Pet Cemetary after I realized nobody had the balls to edit him.<p>EDITOR: "Mr. King, I think you could shorten this chapter to like, I don't know, ONE SENTENCE..."<p>KING: "FUCK YOU!!! NOBODY EDITS THE KKKKKKING!!!!"

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:48 a.m. CST

    I've read Salem's Lot. Love it.

    by ColonelFatheart

    The Talisman is sitting on the shelf, too.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:50 a.m. CST

    Oh yeah....

    by Fuzzyjefe

    HEARTS IN ATLANTIS. <p> Yeah, his ass got really into making it a 'shared multiverse' there at the end, didn't he? <p> Behold...with my crazy eyes I tie EVERYTHING together! Yes, even THE TOMMYKNOCKERS!!! As a matter of fact, I'm gonna tie in THE TOMMYKNOCKERS and DREAMCATCHER! The aliens are among us, in many forms! Possession and poo-slugs! I cannot be stopped, for I am KIIIIIIING!!! Boooo-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    ...by the way, PILLARS OF THE EARTH...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...miniseries got off to a strong start, but the ending was a stench unto heaven (mostly just the last episode).<P> Overall, it was solid for someone like me who requires a regular fix of non renaissance fair medievalosity. A man can only read and watch THE NAME OF THE ROSE so many times.<P> Ian McShane was delightfully evil...but probably nothing close to DEADWOOD.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:54 a.m. CST

    Well, the Talisman and Black House

    by Fuzzyjefe

    are 'if you wanna read 'ems'. TALISMAN because you need to read it, as BLACK HOUSE is its direct sequel. BLACK HOUSE is the one that mentions gunslingers, but it's more of a throwaway thing. No bearing on The Dark Tower, really. If I remember correctly.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:55 a.m. CST

    ...I kinda love the way he pulled it all together...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...into a coherent Kingland.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:58 a.m. CST

    Pillars of the Earth will have to wait.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I can't gather the desire to watch it, especially now. Boardwalk Empire is coming soon, and that will be my Lost replacement until A Game of Thrones hits in the springtime.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:58 a.m. CST

    ...yeah, I listened to BLACK HOUSE while painting...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...a house (yellow). Perfectly acceptable if you're getting something else done at the same time, but no way I'd just sit there and read it. <P> I ended up quitting UNDER THE DOME for the same reasons...just not enough there.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, noon CST

    Well, to play devil's advocate for a sec Flicka

    by Fuzzyjefe

    It's pretty easy to do when the basic conceit is that there are multiple universes. <p> But I WILL give him props on some of the little details. Like all the special kids (a recurring theme of his), and his other favorite: the arachnid-like villain.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    EDITOR: "Mr. King...this Under the Dome manuscript..?"

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    KING: "Yeah?"<p>EDITOR: "You do realize the Simpson's already did it?"

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:04 p.m. CST

    I remembered enjoying Desperation and The Regulators.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:09 p.m. CST

    Alright gang...I'm off to the showers

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    to gird this broken body and prepare for another evening at the salt mine...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:11 p.m. CST

    Get crackin', Cheeses.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    ...I think I've only read THE STAND, THE TALISMAN...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...THE GIRL WHO LOVED TOM GORDON, CELL, and DARK TOWER, but I've listened to most of the rest. I used to despise audio books, but fell in love with them when I had to get through a nine hour day of scraping led based paint off an old house. <P> If ever I was liking a book too much, I'd stop and read it properly though.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Never listened to a book.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST

    ...give'em hell, Cheeses.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST

    I love Stephen King, but.....

    by rogueleader66

    Thee are two books that are very similar to two of King's that I feel are actually superior to King's. One is a vampire story titled They Thirst. As much as I liked Salem's Lot, they Thirst blows it away. Also as much as I loved The Stand, a book titled Swan Song is also, IMO better. Both are by Robert McCammon, a very underrated author who has always been a great writer, just never achieved the fame and notoriety that King got. I'm not saying he is better than King, just that he has two books that are superior. If you get the chance, read them, you will not be disappointed, that I guarantee.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:21 p.m. CST

    ...audio books kept me sane through many...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...long, labor based $10 an hour work days. I don't recommend a day of digging out stumps with shovel, pick, and pry-bar without an audio book.<P> The trick is picking the right sort of book. I try (tried) to go for things I probably would never read in proper book form. History and non fiction are great...and simple, conversational novels without too many characters to keep track of. One week I listened to a 1,500 or so page definitive biography of Hemingway. Fascinating, but no way I'm ever going to sit down and read that for real.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:22 p.m. CST

    ...cool, Rogue.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:23 p.m. CST

    I'll try to keep those in mind, rogue.

    by ColonelFatheart

    However, I think we should try to set something up at the Shelter, a recommendation of the month thread, in which each Pebrew can recommend one book, one movie, one album/song/artist, one video game anything else each month. <p>OR: We could do a rotation, with each Pebrew getting a month to his/herself. <p>Thoughts? Suggestions?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:24 p.m. CST

    I mean, of course, we should still talk about that shit here.

    by ColonelFatheart

    But I think it'd be useful to have some of this stuff on record for reference purposes.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:27 p.m. CST

    An EIT article? You shouldn't have...

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/37g7sxh

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:28 p.m. CST

    ...I like the first version better...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...nobody here needs a full month of poo flicking recommendations from me...better to spread it around.<P> Also, if possible, someone should gather the recommendations into one document each month...Shelter threads are a bit of a pain to scroll back through.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:29 p.m. CST

    Flick, I'm glad you see the light...

    by anonymoose

    ...reflecting off his balding head.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:30 p.m. CST

    ...not that our faithful managers need another chore.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:32 p.m. CST

    We could do it where each Pebrew gets to recommend

    by ColonelFatheart

    something each month, but only ONE thing, be it a TV show, a movie, a book, a video game, a restaurant, a beer, etc. <p>We could call it Pebrews Picks of the Month Club, with each entry on the thread corresponding to each month. It could be curated by one Pebrew (whether it's an admin or a "Cooler King" rotation) who would then solicit recommendations via email.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:32 p.m. CST

    ...I do, Moose...I see it. I'm on the road to Damascus...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and I'll never be the same.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Good idea Colonel

    by rogueleader66

    I second that idea, a Recommendation of the month, and we could do it for whatever we wanted to, a book, movie, whatever, or all of them. Take charge of this!!!!!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Again, just ideas. Please feel free to shoot 'em down or amend '

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:35 p.m. CST

    ...keep it simple for the guy in charge. Strictly...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...a cut and paste job. Thing you recommend in caps, and a brief review of why you like it.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:35 p.m. CST

    I forgot to share this CWC video with you.

    by anonymoose

    This one's a classic. <P> "I love dykes! Dykes! CHINA!" <P> "I am not a pedofork, you dorks!" <P> http://tinyurl.com/26sf4j4

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:35 p.m. CST

    em.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:36 p.m. CST

    Good idea, Flick.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I'll gladly handle the responsibilities each month.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:39 p.m. CST

    ...all hail the Rec-King Ball.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    ...so, call goes out the beginning of each month...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...recommendations are collected posted here for discussion...and at The Shelter for future reference?...<P> Something like that?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:42 p.m. CST

    < P >'s Rec Room?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    ...I think that's it, Col.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Hey rogue, yet ANOTHER little piece of

    by Fuzzyjefe

    "Rogue and Fuzzy were siamese twins joined at the brain, only to be seperated by a secret super-science team" puzzle. <p> I love McCammon as well. He's from Birmingham, y'know. Matter of fact, BOY'S LIFE is one of those books I read over and over. Never read THEY THIRST, but I've read just about everything elso of his. <p> His last 3 books, SPEAKS THE NIGHTBIRD, THE QUEEN OF BEDLAM, and MR SLAUGHTER; set in 18th century America starring Mr Matthew Corbett, are all stellar. And I love GONE SOUTH, a lovely little Southern Gothic Freakshow of a thriller.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Yeah, it can go like this:

    by ColonelFatheart

    I send out the email around the second of the month, give it a week to get as many as possible back, with continued hectoring. I copy and paste, format ever so slightly, and post 'em one by one here and then compile them in an entry in the Shelter thread.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:45 p.m. CST

    That sounds like a cool idea, Colonel.

    by STLost

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST

    Each Peeber's entry can look like this:

    by ColonelFatheart

    Name of item (ex. Speaks the Nightbird by McCammon)<p>Category (ex. Novel)<p>Recommended by (Pebrew name) <p>What's so great about it: (synopsis, explanation, &c.)

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Wow Fuzzman

    by rogueleader66

    There is no doubt we were separated at birth my brother.<P>I need to catch up on my McCammon books, but damn I also loved The Wolf's Hour and Stinger. I heard Mr Slaughter was really good as well. What's that one about?<P>They Thirst will probably only be found at secondhand bookstores, or at the library as it has been out of print for some time. Being a fan, They Thirst is a must read, hands down best vampire story, ever, and I do not say that lightly.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:51 p.m. CST

    That sounds like a winner Colonel sir.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Even more stuff for THE LIST. <p> That damn list is gonna have to be renamed THE TOME or something soon.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:52 p.m. CST

    The synopsis/explanation should be short, as Flick said.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    I should explain about his PS3.

    by anonymoose

    He called it his "life upgrade." He obsessed over Sony as though the company were a person he could relate to. Meanwhile, he calls Microsoft's Xbox 360 the Hex-Box... <P> I should point out that, although it was through blackmail, he has literally humped his PS3 (fully clothed). <P> http://tinyurl.com/2wxq5tg <P> "I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! Kill the Hex-box! New reason why they call it the motherfucking 360, you look at it makes you turn around— makes you do a 360° and walk away. Very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, whatever the half of 360° is." <P> Keep in mind, his PS3 was paid for by American taxpayers like you. Yes, he gets a check from the government monthly for being "high-functioning autistic," which is exactly like another thing called "aspergers syndrome," though he'll never admit it because it sounds like ass burgers. <P> Anyway, in the last couple of weeks, he done goofed and formatted his PS3's hard drive when there was a problem. Even though he could have easily redownloaded his $3.5k worth of purchases, he lamented over the save files which are gone forever. He then FUCKING DESTROYS his life upgrade and the PS3 you paid for with your taxes, on video. <P> The details over why he did it are muddled. There was a $9k bounty posted on a forum for the death of his PS3. It appears he tried to collect on that. You can watch that mini-saga unfold below. <P> "I bid you fond...faredieu. Adieu. Fond farewell..." <P> http://tinyurl.com/2b4t5ed <P> http://tinyurl.com/2evaqwr <P> http://tinyurl.com/2ch2tlr

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    They Thirst is $5.50 used on Amazon.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Link (remove spaces, though)

    by ColonelFatheart

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/0671735632/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:57 p.m. CST

    He tried to take advantage of an excellent arbitrage

    by ColonelFatheart

    opportunity, 'moose. That's the American way.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    THE WOLF'S HOUR! My favorite werewolf story.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Dude's back-story is just sooo cool. And just the concept of a werewolf as a WWII spy is a winner. <p> I'm pretty sure the Bham liberry has THEY THIRST, so I'll go lookin' fer it soon. <p> If you're gonna read MR SLAUGHTER, you really must read SPEAKS THE NIGHTBIRD and THE QUEEN OF BEDLAM in that order before the third. They are all set in early America and deal with Matthew Corbett, who starts out as a law clerk for a magistrate in NIGHTBIRD, dealing with a witchcraft case in a small town. Throughout QUEEN OF BEDLAM, he's back in New York on another case, and becomes part of a 'detective agency', a new idea at that time. SLAUGHTER is third in the series. All are worth your time. I got a feeling he's gonna run with Corbett for a while. I'm along for the ride as long as he does. <p> And if you haven't, seek out his short story collection BLUE WORLD. There are some corkers in there.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    ...as a general rule, older/ersonal favorites, right?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...we don't need five Pebrews recommending INCEPTION 2: IMMACULATE INCEPTION: DEEPER AND HARDER the same month.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 12:59 p.m. CST

    ...OK, working for real now...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...adequacy or bust!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1 p.m. CST

    by Le Vicious Fishus

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1 p.m. CST

    Yes. Not necessarily what's out in the theaters now.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Personal stuff mainly, or stuff you've recently discovered that you'd missed out on. Stuff like that.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:01 p.m. CST

    Exactly, Fishus.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:01 p.m. CST

    If I recall...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    McCammon's SWAN SONG was also terrific.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    And even if there's overlap in recommendations,

    by ColonelFatheart

    no big deal. What matters is why the Pebrew in question is recommending it.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Yes it was Fishus. Indeed.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    A lot grittier and nasty than THE STAND, that's for sure.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:07 p.m. CST

    International Burn a Koran Day on 9/11

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/28lawra

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Petraeus is pissed about that, 'moose.

    by ColonelFatheart

    These crazy fuckers want what the Muslim extremists want: an apocalyptic showdown.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:15 p.m. CST

    That's my nephew's birthday.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    He was born Sept 11, 2008. He'll be 2 years old. We're gonna burn some candles. <p> I'd like to burn a spliff, but that's frowned upon in my family.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Anyway, I'm gonna go stuff some lunch in my face-hole.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Don't offend any Muslims while I'm gone.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:22 p.m. CST

    I set up <P>'s Rec Room in the shelter.

    by anonymoose

    You can post your recommendations there.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:24 p.m. CST

    < P >'s Rec Room in the shelter.

    by anonymoose

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    I heard Blue World was good.

    by rogueleader66

    Gonna def have to check out the Corbett series as well.<P>Eh 9/11....3 days after my birthday, I remember exactly where I was that morning, I remember everyone worrying because my then bro in law worked at the World Financial Center at the time, right next door to the towers. We didnt hear from him for some time and were worried sick. He had to walk from Manhattan into Queens, we were so relieved to finally hear from him, but god what a thing to go through, fortunately, it ended well, not so much for countless others.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Sweet, moose! Mucho grassy ass

    by rogueleader66

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Thanks, 'moose. I'm going to compile the Recs

    by ColonelFatheart

    and designate each post for each month.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:28 p.m. CST

    I didn't see anything new this weekend

    by D.Vader

    As much as I wanted to finally go see Inception, there was just no time =(.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:29 p.m. CST

    I'll send out an email in a few mins.

    by ColonelFatheart

    To send a group email it's the "group email" address listed, right?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:42 p.m. CST

    ...R.I.P. quicksand...

    by FlickaPoo

    http://www.slate.com/id/2264312/

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:47 p.m. CST

    That's a long one, Flick.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I'll have to get back to that one later. So far, so good, though.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    ...yup. A definitive work of quicksand scholarship.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:05 p.m. CST

    THIN RED LINE

    by Six Demon Bag

    firsted.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:05 p.m. CST

    Seconded, Sixies.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Thirdeded...ed

    by D.Vader

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:28 p.m. CST

    QUICKSAND!!! SHIT!

    by Six Demon Bag

    Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcar

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST

    ...but hot lava is still going strong...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...hot lava definitely won the Pit Of Stuff That Will Kill You wars of the 20th century.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    I prefer Despair in my Pits.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:42 p.m. CST

    show kids the scene in NEVERENDING STORY..

    by Six Demon Bag

    where artax dies...theyll be shitting themselves over quicksnad by weeks end.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:42 p.m. CST

    ...Pit Of Despair is bummed that Hot Lava Pit...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...gets all the girls, and media attention, and big budgets.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    That's because Pit of Despair isn't lit so well.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Lava Pit does its own lighting.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    hot lava is a BIG hit in my house..

    by Six Demon Bag

    but why is my older son, when im begging for him to help me before i fall into lava...why does he kick me off the bed???

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    ...my little brother mispronounced hot lava pit...

    by FlickaPoo

    as "hot lover pit" for several years...he'd get really flustered when I teased him about it.<P> He was a damn cute little bugger.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    ...Hot Lover is my favorite pit, by far.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:04 p.m. CST

    "Lava" by Ministry

    by ColonelFatheart

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5CVTY87-1M

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:08 p.m. CST

    Fox is trying really hard to depict Chris Christie

    by ColonelFatheart

    as the anti-Obama. <p>It may be their most cynical ploy yet. <p> "Attention fat, white American males! We have a candidate JUST LIKE YOU."

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Workday is winding down

    by rogueleader66

    Heading out for now boys, but will be back later. Keep that chicken greased!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:31 p.m. CST

    Hey, rogue. Could you update your email at the Shelter?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Nevermind, rogue. I think I just punched in the wrong one.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:08 p.m. CST

    Pebrews, let me know if you have not received

    by ColonelFatheart

    a < P >'s Rec Room email from me.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:11 p.m. CST

    ...got mine!

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:22 p.m. CST

    Oboy, checking my inbox these next seven days

    by ColonelFatheart

    is gonna be like Chanukah, minus one!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Oh, man...

    by TedKordLives

    Read McCammon's 'Stinger' about a million years ago. Always meant to get back to his catalog, but never did. Definitely a good writer, tho.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:45 p.m. CST

    Hey Ted!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:51 p.m. CST

    Heya Col.

    by TedKordLives

    What's shakin'?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST

    My gut, from reading the hilarity in the TREKback.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 4:57 p.m. CST

    ...hey, Ted, what's that THE STANDish novel...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...or trilogy or something you were recommending recently? I was trying to tell someone about it, but couldn't remember the info...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:01 p.m. CST

    THE PASSAGE

    by TedKordLives

    Fucking great book. Can't wait to see where it goes from the first book. <P> Also, THE STRAIN trilogy from G. Del Toro & Chuck Hogan is really good too. It's kinda like the CSI version of a vampire story, but it's also pretty damn epic. The first two of that trilogy are out now.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:02 p.m. CST

    My fiancee started The Strain today.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Oddly enough....

    by TedKordLives

    ....You could almost look at the first two books of THE STRAIN as a prequel to THE PASSAGE.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Lemme know what she thinks, Col.

    by TedKordLives

    That first one had me creeped out walking around at night. It's a really scary spin on the traditional vampire.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:08 p.m. CST

    ...ah, that's why I was confused...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I had the two combined into one series. The person was telling me about THE PASSAGE and how great it is, and I said "that sounds a lot like a trilogy a friend was raving about...".<P> Thanks.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:09 p.m. CST

    Suggested soundtrack for THE PASSAGE:

    by TedKordLives

    The RAVENOUS soundtrack by Damon Albarn and...uh, some other dude.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:11 p.m. CST

    ...I LOVE the RAVENOUS soundtrack...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and the rest of it too.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:11 p.m. CST

    Easy mistake to make, Flicka.

    by TedKordLives

    They're pretty similar, basically, but approach the subject in entirely different ways. Think 'The Stand' vs. 'The Road'. <P> Not that I've read 'The Road', but I think I got a handle on the tone.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    It's great, ain't it Flick?

    by TedKordLives

    And it's perfectly suited for 'The Passage', at least once you get past the prologue.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:18 p.m. CST

    ...wait, so THE PASSAGE = THE STAND, or...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...THE ROAD...in this scenario?<P> I like both, but one is big and epic and messy...the other is lean and mean philosophical.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Don quixote shelved again

    by Six Demon Bag

    Gilliam can't catch a break

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Poor Gilliam.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    poor Terry

    by MacReady452

    he should change the names and just put a windmill in there somewhere. We'll figure it out.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Eh, I kinda flubbed that one, Flick.

    by TedKordLives

    The Passage is kinda like if The Stand surprise sexed The Road. The Strain is more like something in our Adventure Fiction section but with more horrific elements. <P> Is that any clearer?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    haha Colonel

    by MacReady452

    never watched it before but there is a Bad Girls Club marathon on the Oxygen channel. hot bitches be crazy.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    My fiancee watches Bad Girls Club.

    by ColonelFatheart

    It's a pointless show, but it's hard to ignore.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    ...crystal...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...thank you.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Wow.... The Stand surprise-sexing The Road?

    by ColonelFatheart

    That's like a mastiff invading a mini-pincher.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:34 p.m. CST

    I got home from work and GF is watching it

    by MacReady452

    I figure it will be over in a half hour but it just keeps going. They get hammered and yell at each other, make out with each other and run around half naked. If there was an uncensored version it would be the greatest show ever.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:37 p.m. CST

    NJ Housewives Reunion Pt. 2 was last night.

    by ColonelFatheart

    That shit is borderline surreal. My fiancee said someone on the radio described the face of Danielle Staub, possibly the most loathsome of the Housewives (although I really hate Teresa), as a Picasso version of Sandra Bullock's.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:37 p.m. CST

    ...Bad Girls Club, is that the behind the scenes...

    by FlickaPoo

    ..."real lives of women" show about dominatrix chicks who specialize in men that like to be treated like dressage ponies and such?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:39 p.m. CST

    ..."The Stand surprise-sexing The Road"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that could very well be the perfect novel.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:43 p.m. CST

    dressage ponies

    by MacReady452

    that sounds infinitely more interesting. No these are dumb whores trying to out slut each other.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:44 p.m. CST

    Best book I've read in year, Flick.

    by TedKordLives

    I shit you not, and you can take that to the bank. And other platitudes. <P> If I were Harry, I'd say "This book made me pitch a tent in my literary trousers", or somesuch nonsense.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:47 p.m. CST

    *years*

    by TedKordLives

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:48 p.m. CST

    don't forget to "giggle" Ted

    by MacReady452

    can't have a proper chinstrap imitation without acting like a giggly bitch.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:49 p.m. CST

    If you had a sock nearby, Teddy, you woulda splooged it up?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:50 p.m. CST

    ...chocolate covered zombie juice?

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:52 p.m. CST

    Shocklate, FizzBitch, and Manana

    by MacReady452

    and my favorite flavor<br><br><br>GUN!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:56 p.m. CST

    They'll run as fast as KENYANS!!

    by TedKordLives

    Not much giggling to be had while reading The Passage, I'm afraid. And it's a little hard to sock-splooge to the end of civilization. <P> But I managed.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:58 p.m. CST

    Bear Blasting

    by MacReady452

    similar to Cat Humping.<br><br>You'll win at Art and Irony.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:59 p.m. CST

    ...OK, requested from the library.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 5:59 p.m. CST

    Pebus, it is POURING here.

    by TedKordLives

    Went out for a smoke, it was sprinkling. Had to run back in under a serious downpour. Now I gotta go shelve mags looking like Alfalfa. <P>Yee-Freaking-Ha.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6 p.m. CST

    pardon me

    by MacReady452

    that was supposed to be Hump Catting. Big difference.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:01 p.m. CST

    You won't regret it, Flick.

    by TedKordLives

    It looks daunting, but you won't be able to put it down.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:01 p.m. CST

    If your god gives you lemons...

    by TedKordLives

    YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:03 p.m. CST

    ...daunting? I read Mervyn Peake for fun.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:04 p.m. CST

    scene in Bad Girls Club

    by MacReady452

    "At least I don't take off my clothes for money."<p>"At least I'm not a heroine addict."<p>"You're so unattractive right now."<br><br><br>good one.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:04 p.m. CST

    ...if life gives you AIDS...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...make lemonaids.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:06 p.m. CST

    ..."you are SO unattractive right now"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that's going to be my new thing around here...brace yourselves...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:07 p.m. CST

    More and more, Rihanna is looking like a

    by ColonelFatheart

    prime contender for a spot on Bad Girls Club.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Yeah, I knew that Flick.

    by TedKordLives

    Don't know why I threw that out there. Maybe to out myself as someone who balks at really long books, I guess.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:14 p.m. CST

    ...I was just trying to be all tough about book size...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...you talkin' to me?<P> &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>I'm readin' over here!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:15 p.m. CST

    ...you don't know what books daunt me or don't!...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...you are so unattractive right now.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:19 p.m. CST

    Bad Flicka Club?

    by TedKordLives

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:20 p.m. CST

    ...I guess it beats the Bad Poo Club.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    How do all

    by rogueleader66

    Wow that Trekback is really in a nasty zone. I can't believe that the debate over that movie is still so heated. Still, it's the same shit being said over and over. But it's fun to watch, I just refuse to participate.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:24 p.m. CST

    Heya Rogue, good call on the Trekback. Fuck it.

    by TedKordLives

    Meanwhile, who the fuck would want a Hans Landa statue on their mantle? <P> "Uh, I just thought it was that good of a performance?" <P> "Bullshit, Nazi-lover!"

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:26 p.m. CST

    ...who wants to talk TREK when you can talk...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Uwe Boll + the Holocaust?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    How many anti-Semites are in the UweCaustBack?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Hiya Ted

    by rogueleader66

    If you liked Stinger, then check out They Thirst and Swan Song...McCammon knocks it outta the park with those two.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    ...surprisingly few. People hate Uwe Boll...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...so much they're all confused...don't know who or what to hate anymore.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:45 p.m. CST

    Cool, thanks Rogue.

    by TedKordLives

    We only have one copy of Swan Song here, so I can't 'borrow' it from the store per policy. I'll try to find them at Half-Price Books come payday.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 6:49 p.m. CST

    I saw HOUSE OF THE DEAD in the theater.

    by TedKordLives

    AND I made it all the way thru. Now, I love a good bad movie, but there was nothing, NOTHING redeeming about it at all. And as incredible as it seems, ALONE IN THE DARK is even worse. <P>Did anybody else play the original PC game of AitD? The first survival horror game. Terrible graphics, but man was that game fun.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    ...I've never seen a Uwe Boll movie. My impression...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...is that they don't have nearly enough world class boobies to justify the terribleness. <P> When I first heard some crazy German guy was making a BloodRayne f-lick I thought...oh, fuck yeah!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:06 p.m. CST

    It's almost like they're bad on purpose, Flick.

    by TedKordLives

    I can't get my head around it. And the talent he gets for these things blows my mind. I guess these days Jurgen Prochnow will take any paycheck he can get.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:07 p.m. CST

    Jurgen Prochnow rocked in BEERFEST.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Have you guys seen that? <p>Do.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:09 p.m. CST

    ...that one has been on my queue forever...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I think next month it goes to the top.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST

    Mac, what's wrong with being addicted toheroines?

    by white_vader

    They're heroic, and they're chicks! What's wrong with that?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:14 p.m. CST

    That NJ Housewives show

    by white_vader

    sounds a lot like a similar thing that was on here about 15 years ago. I thought I'd watch it for a laugh, but the people were so unlikeable I realised the joy i'd get from it would be hypocritical!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:15 p.m. CST

    to heroines

    by white_vader

    D'oh. There goes that one.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:15 p.m. CST

    ...don't get me wrong, I'm not too good for a Uwe Ball...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...flick. It's just that where there is much incompetence, much nudity and enthusiastic mayhem must follow. I've heard he fails at this most important of all B-movie principles.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:16 p.m. CST

    ...morning/evening, Nilla!

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    The reason Boll movies can be so awful

    by white_vader

    I'm sure it's a simple search away, but the reason they keep getting released as shocking as they are from memory is something to do with tax incentives and it being advantageous if they LOSE money in Germany or something? Silly numbers stuff or something like that.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    BeerFest is really good

    by MacReady452

    Super Troopers is better, I liked Club Dread actually and Slammin Salmon was pretty fuckin stupid.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:20 p.m. CST

    ...you're saying that he gets paid to make movies...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...about not growing beans?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:21 p.m. CST

    CLUB DREAD improves upon repeat viewings.

    by TedKordLives

    It's just a little hard to get into, I think, because it works so well on the comedy AND the horror fronts. <P> I'm a big Broken Lizard fan, but I will say they've been slowly but steadily going downhill since SUPER TROOPERS. BEERFEST is still a fucking riot, tho.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Vades, it's some kinda German tax dodge.

    by TedKordLives

    Makes me wanna learn fucking German and start making movies my own self...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    ...I liked TOOPERS a lot, and CLUB DREAD...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...not at all.<P> I'm already pulled over! I can't pull over any further!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    I prefer BEERFEST over TROOPERS.

    by ColonelFatheart

    "I've been shitting pancakes ever since."

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    I agree with Cheeses

    by white_vader

    Tommyknockers made me crazy when it started repeating itself. The book could easily have been half as long and said the same things. Now I'm more verbose than anyone, but yes, jeez, an editor man! <p> I really loved his Bachman books though, they're about the best stuff he ever did for me. <p> <p> Heya Flick!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    BEERFEST over TROOPERS?

    by TedKordLives

    "Attention...uh...bear fucker! Do you need assistance?"

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Lemonaides

    by white_vader

    Hee hee.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:37 p.m. CST

    Try CLUB DREAD again, Flick.

    by TedKordLives

    "Hank and Yu are fucking dead!" <P> "Are you threatening me?"

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    Hey Farva

    by MacReady452

    whats the name of that retaurant you like with all the crazy shit on the walls?<br><br><br>Shenanigans?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:39 p.m. CST

    In Club Dread

    by MacReady452

    I liked that those people got killed for not sharing the weed. That should be punishable by death.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:42 p.m. CST

    Flick

    by rogueleader66

    I too, have never had the displeasure of seeing a Uwe Boll movie. Always heard too many bad things about them to warrant a viewing.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:42 p.m. CST

    ...Scary is breathing helium from leftover birthday...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...balloons and doing SOUTH PARK quotes right now...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST

    God I hate you Kenny.

    by MacReady452

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Scary truly is our Blessed Mother.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST

    "Using my sixth..

    by TedKordLives

    ...or maybe even my seventh sense..."

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST

    Do you like Fish Dicks?

    by MacReady452

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:47 p.m. CST

    "A good cop never really knows why he does anything."

    by TedKordLives

    "Disregard that, Rabbit."

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    Oh, Hey Randy.

    by MacReady452

    Wanna come back to my place and pound Mr. Slave in the ass?<br><br>Jesus Christ.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    Ted

    by MacReady452

    Settle down Meow.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:50 p.m. CST

    "What's a ZJ?"

    by ColonelFatheart

    "If you hafta ask you can't afford it."

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:51 p.m. CST

    Day tuk er jobs!

    by MacReady452

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:51 p.m. CST

    "Made some friends, went Muslim."

    by ColonelFatheart

    "Now I'm out. Praise Allah."

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    hahahah Colonel. A ZJ.

    by MacReady452

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    "I happened to have married that plastic fuck doll!"

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:53 p.m. CST

    I'm gonna stop now. Don't wanna spoil it for Flick.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:55 p.m. CST

    Oh yeah, for < P >'s Rec Room, be sure to sign your

    by ColonelFatheart

    handles. I may not know who's recommending what.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:57 p.m. CST

    aight Pebrews. That is some good Dicking.

    by MacReady452

    "Ok, but be safe, brother....and try to get my fucking stuff to me at some point."<p>Mac out.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:58 p.m. CST

    Later Mac

    by TedKordLives

    Watch out for Das Boot.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 7:59 p.m. CST

    Adios, Mac.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:01 p.m. CST

    Seriously, Colon-El....

    by TedKordLives

    BEERFEST over TROOPERS?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    I liked TROOPERS, don't get me wrong.

    by ColonelFatheart

    But BEERFEST gets a lot of repeat viewings in the Fatheart household.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:05 p.m. CST

    Fair 'nuff, Col.

    by TedKordLives

    They're both hilarious. I just can't watch BEERFEST without getting ridiculously hammered, so I can only watch it every once in awhile.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    ...HA! Kill that fucking truck driver, Mac!

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:16 p.m. CST

    Otho from beetlejiuce died

    by Six Demon Bag

    Jeffrey jones can hurt you no more. Rest my son, rest

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    Scary on helium

    by white_vader

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST

    Is that what Toddlerpoo sounds like?!

    by white_vader

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:20 p.m. CST

    Sixies, I believe you meant to say...

    by TedKordLives

    Associate Bob from DEMOLITION MAN. <P> Huh, he was also Monsieur Mallah on the Teen Titans cartoon. Awesome.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Poor fucking Otho.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    That guy made a career out of playing

    by ColonelFatheart

    foppish eunuch toadies.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    Woulda been a bit old for Jeffrey Sixies

    by white_vader

    ya know what I'm sayin'... <p>Shadix was the Mayor in Nightmare too. "The king of Halloween has been blown to Smithereens!"

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    "I saw Goody Procter with the Devil!!"

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    The only reason I wouldn't get that Landa statue:

    by ColonelFatheart

    He's not smiling. Doesn't really look like him.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Really Col.?

    by TedKordLives

    You'd put a statue of a NAZI on your mantle? Fictional or not, you're gonna get some strange looks when you have people over...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    Meh. I'm not worried about that.

    by ColonelFatheart

    It'll be a conversation piece.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    I guess so.

    by TedKordLives

    Could turn into an arguement piece real quick, tho. <P> Alright gang, I'm absconding into the night with my bag 'o porn. Have a good 'un.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    Life size T-800 model

    by Six Demon Bag

    For 6 grand...<p>THATS a coversational piece!! Gives the new meaning of Come with me if you want to live!!!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:54 p.m. CST

    Porn, eh?

    by ColonelFatheart

    Keep sockin' that chicken, Ted!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    ...sex with your DW while she breathes helium...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and dirty talks SOUTH PARK quotes...there's your conversation starter.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:57 p.m. CST

    Col

    by anonymoose

    I sent mine.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    ...sadly, no...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...we didn't.<P> Some day though...some day...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    Here's an idea.

    by anonymoose

    Everybody who's doing the Rec Room thing, don't spill what you're recommending. That ruins the surprise. Wait until it's posted in bulk.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:28 p.m. CST

    And Fuzzy blows in with the tumbleweeds...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    through this barren talkback. Left for dead!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:33 p.m. CST

    Excellent idea, 'moose.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I was hoping people would hold off anyway.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    Fuzzbucket!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:49 p.m. CST

    Wow... Fuzzy and Colonel... two great Peebers

    by ScaryWaitress

    that Peeb great together...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:49 p.m. CST

    Scarem. What it is?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:51 p.m. CST

    And 'moose?!?!?! I never see him anymore...

    by ScaryWaitress

    for a big antelope he's a stealthy fucker...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    You're forgetting the first half of his name.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:53 p.m. CST

    It is... a loooooong-ass day.

    by ScaryWaitress

    My month is getting off to a truly pathetic start... at this rate, I am screwed. Something better change, pronto. <P> Haven't had time to catch up yet... what the heck is up here? Any highlights?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:56 p.m. CST

    We're starting a new feature: < P >'s Rec Room.

    by ColonelFatheart

    BEERFEST vs SUPER TROOPERS <p>Dark Tower talk <p>Flick's Half-Assed review of THE WIND THAT SHAKES THE BARLEY <p>Bad Girls Club <p>Recent post-apocalyptic vampire fiction.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:57 p.m. CST

    &c., & c., &c.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:57 p.m. CST

    Ted, thanks for the book recs... I'm going to thieve

    by ScaryWaitress

    Flick's copies from the library when he brings them home. <P> Basically, I wait till he shows up with books, and then I surprise-sex those books while he's not looking.... then he comes looking for them, and they're all spread-eagle on my lap, and I just bat my eyes at him and say "Oh, honey, don't worry, I'll be done soon." And he just grumbles and leaves... cause he knows I'm right....

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    Boy, I'm fuckin' beat.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Still at work for another few minutes before I head home and plop straight into bed.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    I'm sorry about your woes, Scary.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I hope beyond hope that things get better.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Peebs seem to love this Robert McCammon fella.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    OK, can someone explain < P >'s Rec Room?

    by ScaryWaitress

    We're doing Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, for the Pedalback? <P> No, wait. Maybe its more like What Not To Watch/Eat/Drink/Do?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:01 p.m. CST

    Thanks, Col... they aren't woes yet, though, thank < P >

    by ScaryWaitress

    If it were September 24th, they'd be woes. I still have time... I just have a lot of ground to cover. I hate that.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:01 p.m. CST

    Yikes Flick, I'm glad you didn't

    by white_vader

    because that would have made my Scary/Toddlerpoo post really awkward...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:01 p.m. CST

    Each Peeb gets one thing to recommend per month.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I send out a mass email soliciting recommendations, and Peebs send back what they're rec'ing, be it a movie, a show, an album, an artist, a restaurant, a dish, booze, etc., in this format: <p>Name of thing<p>Category of thing<p>Recommended by (Peeb's name)<p>Explanation of why you're picking it.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:02 p.m. CST

    Fuzzy blew out with the tumbleweeds?

    by ScaryWaitress

    Did I just miss that, or did he just surprise-post the PB?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:02 p.m. CST

    After a week, when all the entries should be in,

    by ColonelFatheart

    I'll compile into one post in the designated thread at the Shelter, and reveal the recs in the PB one by one.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:02 p.m. CST

    Ah man Scary

    by white_vader

    My Dad does that to me. Even with comics!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:03 p.m. CST

    And now I have to go.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Keep fuckin' that chicken, folks!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:05 p.m. CST

    Cool.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Y'all are going to get a lot of wine education from yours truly... I consider it fair trade for all the movie/book recs I get off'n here.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    Ciao Colonel...

    by ScaryWaitress

    watch out for bad guys!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:09 p.m. CST

    My God, if Flick can't buy your average film

    by white_vader

    version of a superhero costume, he'll go all WTF on this: The classic Phantom (well, more classic in the rest of the world, America seems to ignore him), "re-imagined" beyond all recognition. Looks like a fucking neoprene covered bike courier. And get a load of the justification! Nano-matrix fabric!! <p> Oh wait, at least they let him keep his belt buckle. That's much better. <p> http://tinyurl.com/2dpkv7o

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST

    That chicken

    by white_vader

    Has Red-eye. Pback flashback!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:17 p.m. CST

    That Phantom costume is lame.

    by ScaryWaitress

    I'm not even overly familiar with the character, and I think it blows.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:17 p.m. CST

    ...the Phantom is a space ninja?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I hardly noticed. I was far too busy looking at the NSFW body-paint superhero costumes.<P> Supergirl in particular is noteworthy.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Hey guys...I did a quick drive-by.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Had a few things to do the last little bit. Been at a high school girls' volleyball tourney. Don't worry, my brother coaches, and mama mia wanted to go. I didn't just go alone, scopin' out girls young enough to be mine. Not that far gone yet. <p> So I've had to get the trash to the curb & get the dishes in the washer, that sort of thing. <p> Now I'm trying to finish up transferring my CD collection to the digital on the ol' laptop. Been a nice piece of work. Missing a few discs of note too. Dammit. <p> How're ya'll doin?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:19 p.m. CST

    Well all I am beat, and in 42 minutes I turn 44

    by rogueleader66

    So I am going to head to dreamland, peace out pebrews, keep on stickin that chicken! Talk to everyone tomorrow :)

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:19 p.m. CST

    OK, gents... I go to torture my poor dear wedded husband

    by ScaryWaitress

    with Season One of Project Runway. <P> Yeah, you heard me. <P> A little fashion design... a little Cabernet Franc from the Loire... what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:20 p.m. CST

    Up next:

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Superman in a black trenchcoat with a muted S-shield. <p> Oh, wait.....

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:20 p.m. CST

    ...night, Colon-El. In the future, when we're all enjoying...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the Pudendaful fruits of < P >'s Rec Room, we'll remember this day.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:21 p.m. CST

    ...HAPPY DAY, ROGUE!

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:23 p.m. CST

    Flick... I assume you mean the SECOND supergirl...

    by ScaryWaitress

    my personal fave is Wonder Woman 3, though. DAMN, she even looks like Lynda Carter. <P> Spidergirl isn't bad, either.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:23 p.m. CST

    Glad you liked NO COUNTRY there Scary.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Now just imagine Chigurh invading the set of PROJECT RUNWAY.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:24 p.m. CST

    Batgirl is kinda a shame, though.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Fantastic body... but she's a soccer mom. <P> Ditto for Wonder Woman 1.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:25 p.m. CST

    ...run! Save yourselves, boys...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...it's...it's too late for me...<P> I'll [cough] hold off those dainty, talented little bastards as long as I can...<P>GO!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:26 p.m. CST

    I'm so far gone Flicka

    by Fuzzyjefe

    I was never even there. <p> Poor bastard. He'll be changing his name to StickaPoo before we know it.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:27 p.m. CST

    That second Supergirl is Meghan Fox, no?

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Evening, Peebers...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Guess what still hurts?

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:34 p.m. CST

    Hey Cheeses.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Sorry man.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:41 p.m. CST

    I must away ere break of day.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Or sumthin. Eyelids heavy. Sleep well, and dream of morphine.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 10:43 p.m. CST

    Hey, Fuzzy...Thanks...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    but it is a lot better today...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    ...good to hear, Cheeseman. We need an update...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...every twelve hours, or we're sending out the St. Bernards.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    What still hurts

    by white_vader

    That you were under both types of influence and forgot that cats love to walk under and around you? And they don't care if it's dark (reference my eyesight agreement from your post before)? <p> Sorry, just joshin' - glad things are getting slightly better. I was just about to advocate the hospital/doctor. It's not worth the potential or permanent risk. I know, I know. I'm a typical guy too and hate going (which reminds me, gotta get a new prescription) to doctors and all that, but you don't want to do yourself irreparable damage dude. Take care of yourself my friend.

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:44 p.m. CST

    Flick, ha yeah, I often get distracted by the

    by white_vader

    side things, especially on the Huffington and other posts you guys do. There was something last week where the main link was interesting enough, but lead to much more interesting (perv-worthy) tidbits: <p> Case in point, the reason I usually have 50 odd windows open in my browser: <p> Mmmm. Nigella: <p> http://tinyurl.com/34wu7jn <p> Now that's a woman, even if those pics aren't great. <p> And as for superheroes/heroines: <p> http://tinyurl.com/253nvlp <p> Hot damn, and aside from the shit country style gloves, that's a pretty spot-on 90s era superchick costume!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:45 p.m. CST

    If a St Bernard gets in the way

    by white_vader

    he might kill himself! Call 'em off bro!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:50 p.m. CST

    That second Wonder Woman is a bit suss.

    by white_vader

    The eagle's head looks like she's got a Jesus abs situation going on. She's a man, baby! <p> Did I tell you how I did a paintover of a Megan Gale photo when I heard she was auditioning for JLA? I like to take credit for getting her the role! Typically, the movie fell in a heap. D'oh!

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:51 p.m. CST

    Well, seeing as everyone's gone, I'm out for a bit

    by white_vader

    Laterz, adn HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROGUE, in 5,4,3,2...

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:52 p.m. CST

    ...aaaah! Just missed you. Thanks for the links.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 11:59 p.m. CST

    Whitey, if it hasn't killed me by now...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I'll just have to try harder next time...<p>Seriously, I think I just bruised it...very badly...maybe separated a little muscle or tendon... <p>But, at work I get to tell people who call in sick, like this high school girl who called out tonight...Girl: "I'm having really bad menstrual cramps..."<p>Me: "I'm here and I have a broken rib cage..."

  • Sept. 8, 2010, midnight CST

    Hey, Flick...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:17 a.m. CST

    ...hey, I'm glad you're breathing easier...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...ribs are the worst.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:46 a.m. CST

    Ha! YES!

    by white_vader

    If nothing else you will always have the "I worked with a broken rib cage"/kids these days one to use on the little slackers. <P> Of course, as you'll remember I've used the cramps excuse myself... I'm not proud.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:47 a.m. CST

    My friend Flicka

    by white_vader

    Ribs are the BEST! <p> Mmmm, ribs...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:49 a.m. CST

    "Sometimes ah git the menstrual cramps real bad"

    by white_vader

    That movie is just comedy gold.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:53 a.m. CST

    Oh and Cheeses

    by white_vader

    How to foil the fakers: write down the date they used the cramp thing. If next time the maths works out, they're fair dinkum. If it doesn't you've got 'em sussed.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:57 a.m. CST

    happy b day rogue

    by MacReady452

    Birthday song from NOFX<P> Happy birthday you're not special<p> you're getting older and not much better<p>we all wanted to embarrass you<p> and that's why we're singing this song<p> so happy fucking birthday you're not special.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:15 a.m. CST

    G'morning pebrews

    by rogueleader66

    Thanks for the b-day wishes guys! Mrs Rogue made me an awesome breakfast, having Chinese for dinner, gonna be a good day my friends!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:20 a.m. CST

    So its chodebleeder's birthday???

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    What are you like 12? Bahahahahah

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:20 a.m. CST

    oooooo chinese

    by MacReady452

    I'll have an egg roll, egg drop soup, and beef and broccoli with white rice. Pass the soy sauce.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:22 a.m. CST

    He is like 100 choppy

    by MacReady452

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Egg drop soup? Eat liquid abortions???

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    My you are a disgusting little fuck, DickGreedy.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:30 a.m. CST

    I always wanna get to building a railroad

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    after I eat Chinese. The protein in their meat is full of the muscle memory of exploitation

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:40 a.m. CST

    ahhh NOFX...

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:43 a.m. CST

    haha DickGreedy good one

    by MacReady452

    Get fucked.<p>morning sixies

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:51 a.m. CST

    thank god ive never eaten egg drop...

    by Six Demon Bag

    just dont ruin wonton soup..i begs ya!<P>hey mac..

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:54 a.m. CST

    so i saw a commercial for LET ME IN..

    by Six Demon Bag

    it looks good..all things considered..but you have to take into account that it sounds like the original to a tee..it looks like it..and that it is bringing nothing new to the table..<P>we'll see..i wouldve released it a week or two closer to halloween..but eh..

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:08 a.m. CST

    i like the looks of it 6 s

    by MacReady452

    No way it is as good as the of though

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:10 a.m. CST

    of=O.G.

    by MacReady452

    Fuckin auto correct ruining my street cred

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:20 a.m. CST

    Dick Semen Bag

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Who cares about yer faggy vamp shite?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:21 a.m. CST

    I just want to ask the director

    by white_vader

    why in God's name did they think they had to change the bloody names of the leads? It's not like they're not known in America or too 'foreign' sounding or anything... they keep saying they're going to be so true to the source but that makes me nervous. Aside from that I just don't seen Hitgirl (yikes, I typed hotgirl by mistake!) as being 'otherworldly' enough. But I'll be overjoyed to be proven wrong though. I'll give it a fair shake, misgivings aside.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:22 a.m. CST

    Sorry: Dick Semen FAG

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    My bad yo.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:23 a.m. CST

    Any decent guests this morning Mac?

    by white_vader

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:24 a.m. CST

    Morning all

    by STLost

    and Happy Birthday Rogue!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:31 a.m. CST

    eat my taint..CHOPPAH!!!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:32 a.m. CST

    has fishy been around??

    by Six Demon Bag

    did his mind get blown?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:38 a.m. CST

    Thanks STL!!

    by rogueleader66

    Also mornin Sixies and Nilla<P>Mac, I'll be having a shrimp roll, general tso's chicken and shrimp fried rice :)

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 8:46 a.m. CST

    my wife has been on a chinese kick lately..

    by Six Demon Bag

    theres a place across town that has the best egg rolls and some kick ass pork fried rice..<P>im sure ill be eating there by weeks end.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST

    Mornin'

    by white_vader

    Birthday Boy!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:12 a.m. CST

    Happy birthday, Rogue!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:30 a.m. CST

    roger roger rogueleader

    by Six Demon Bag

    happy bday!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Thanks Nilla, Colonel and Sixies

    by rogueleader66

    Been a good day so far, hoping the Mrs comes thru with some mary jane for me ;)

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:14 a.m. CST

    oh...i do hope kobe stops by

    by MacReady452

    I invited his ass over.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:17 a.m. CST

    no guests today nilla

    by MacReady452

    Still covering back to school stuff. I have been in the live truck ALL day. 9 hrs. Personal record.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST

    whadda u people got jobs er sumpin?

    by MacReady452

    This place is as vacant as CHOPPAHs last birthday party.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Mac

    by rogueleader66

    Yea my boss makes me work on my birthday...douche bag...oh I should also mention my boss is a friend of mine for 20+ years, so I can call him a douche with no shame LOL. Easy day though so I aint complaining.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:47 a.m. CST

    yeah rogue....if my b day is a work day...

    by MacReady452

    I worked. Maybe when i hit the big time i'll take it off, but until then....hi ho....hi ho....<br><br><br>DANG!! Do you bitches do anything but smoke weed?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    ...dammit, I wasted my good Pedalbacking time...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...in a completely pointless exchange about Hitler. Fucking Hitler...first WWII, now he's fucking up my day. <P> IS THERE NO END TO HIS EVIL?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11 a.m. CST

    Hitler...the most famous troll

    by MacReady452

    Hitler<p>THE_CHOPPAH<P>Glenn Beck<p>and Reggie from the Archie comics

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Man, fuck Hitler.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:02 a.m. CST

    It's OK, Flick. Reason and nuance are hard things

    by ColonelFatheart

    to resist.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:03 a.m. CST

    We shan't let trolls sully rogue's birthday.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Nothing can sully my b-day Colonel

    by rogueleader66

    Hell I don't even think the ex could fuck it up, but if anyone could, it would be her.<P>Ok off to my afternoon shift after a quick stop home for food...back shortly.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:19 a.m. CST

    Rogue shares a birthday with:

    by ColonelFatheart

    1157 - Richard I, [Richard the Lion Hearted], King of England (1189-99)<p> 1841 - Antonín Dvořák, Czech composer (d. 1904)<p> 1841 - Charles J. Guiteau, American assassin of James A. Garfield (d. 1882)<p> 1886 - Siegfried L Sassoon, English poet/writer (Counterattack)<p> 1912 - Alexander Mackendrick, Boston, director (Man in the White Suit, Mandy)<p> 1922 - Lyndon LaRouche, American presidental candidate (1980)<p> 1922 - Sid Caesar, Yonkers NY, comedian (Your Show of Shows)<p> 1925 - Peter Sellers, England, actor <p> 1932 - Patsy Cline, Winchester Va, country singer <p> 1941 - Bernie Sanders, American politician<p> <p>1945 - Ron "Pigpen" McKernan, Calif, rocker (Grateful Dead, Grass Roots)<p> 1946 - L.C. Greenwood, American football player <p>1956 - Maurice Cheeks, NBA guard <p>1960 - Aimee Mann, American musician <p> 1971 - Henry Thomas, San Antonio TX, actor (ET) <p>1971 - Brooke Burke, American model <p>1971 - Martin Freeman, English actor<p> 1972 - David Arquette, actor <p> 1972 - Lisa Kennedy, American television personality <p>1975 - Larenz Tate, American Actor <p>1979 - Pink, American singer <p>1981 - Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Bethlehem PA, actor

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:22 a.m. CST

    Greetings, all.

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    I am here!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Happy B. Day, Rogue!

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Hope you have a Choptasti... I mean, uh... have a great one, bud!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Fishus!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:38 a.m. CST

    oh there you are PETER!!!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 11:42 a.m. CST

    What is up, Mr. Bag?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:04 p.m. CST

    dang Sellers and Pigpen

    by MacReady452

    that is good company.<p>I got Sinatra on my team.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:11 p.m. CST

    Fuck, Richard the Lionhearted! Now that's badass.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:13 p.m. CST

    Ah, Peter Sellers

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    My favorite comedian of all time...<BR><BR>I share a birthday with little boots himself: Caligula! Also Van Morrison.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Elvis, David Bowie, Stephen Hawking

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST

    Van Morrison.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Fuckin' "Into the Mystic." Great fuckin' song.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:18 p.m. CST

    I share my birthday with

    by STLost

    1728: Charles G Chevalier d'Eon de Beaumont, French spy/transvestite

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:24 p.m. CST

    there are wild accusations flying around the Uweback

    by MacReady452

    Flick is all of us apparently including his wife and I think yourstepdaddy accused Fishy of being me.<p>One thing is clear...Kobe lurks the PB on the reg. A true fan, studying up on how grown folks communicate in a civil manner.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:24 p.m. CST

    I think they should change Sierra Leone's name

    by ColonelFatheart

    to Sergio Leone.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Paranoia strikes deep.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:27 p.m. CST

    Yeah, he must lurk constantly

    by STLost

    since he knows so much about the PB. I'm impressed.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:30 p.m. CST

    There is NO WAY all you people could be one single mind.

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    There's just waaaaay too much individual douche-osity for that to be the case. You are all losers, each in your own special, individual way. <p> But, proclaim me as your lord and CHOPPAH, and all will be forgiven!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:30 p.m. CST

    The PB is a powerful entity.

    by ColonelFatheart

    We must not underestimate our influence, our cache, our rough and roguish sex appeal.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:31 p.m. CST

    I share my birthday with Vlad the Impaler,

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Genghis Khan, and Molly Ringwald. <p> She's eeeeevil.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:31 p.m. CST

    Hm. The timing is curious there.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I wonder of Choppah and Kobe are actually the same person ....

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:32 p.m. CST

    don't forget our rapist wit Colonel

    by MacReady452

    Chop, don't make me get MJ's corpse over here. Sometimes you gotta fight douche with douche.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:33 p.m. CST

    I'M GOING OUT OF MY MIND!!!

    by D.Vader

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:33 p.m. CST

    Ha! Kobe's ass-taste? THE CHOPPAH? The SAME?

    by THE_CHOPPAH

    Hey. You could be on to something there. <p> Except you're an idiot. With a rank. <p> My offer is always open, just call on me and you will be chopped.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:33 p.m. CST

    ...I share a birthday with...

    by FlickaPoo

    Friedrich Nietzsche<P> Virgil<P> Mario Puzo<P> Arthur Schlesinger, Jr.<P> ...and Tito Jackson, among others.<P> Oh, and every one of you...apparently.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:33 p.m. CST

    You okay, Vades?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Nietzsche, huh?

    by ColonelFatheart

    Pales in comparison to Tito.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:36 p.m. CST

    i share a birthday with HITLER...

    by Six Demon Bag

    sorry flick..you cant escape it.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:37 p.m. CST

    ...Pales in comparison?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...THAT'S RACIST!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:37 p.m. CST

    That's also Stoner's Day, Sixies.

    by ColonelFatheart

    And Columbine Day. <p>Sheesh.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:38 p.m. CST

    Another who pales in comparison to Tito:

    by ColonelFatheart

    His late brother Michael.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:40 p.m. CST

    ...fucking Hitler!

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Nietzsche and Puzo? That is good company

    by MacReady452

    It makes sense that Kobe is the Choppah. Kobe has threatened to come here and fuck with us many times but I have never seen him here, but Choppy is here fucking with us all the time. Then Kobe makes these wild accusations about Flick being everyone (when it is Kobe who is someone else)and inserts THE_CHOPPAH in there as a red herring. It's a wry sociopathic game he is playing.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    also share a birthday with...

    by Six Demon Bag

    carmen electra..<P>joey lawrence<P>crispin glover<P>gollum<P>CLINT FUCKING HOWARD!!!<P>luther vandross<P>veronica cartwright<P>jessica lange<P>president logan!!!<P>edie sedgwick<P>james gammon<P>ryan o'neal<P>RONALD SPIERS!!! awesome!!!<P>tito puente!<P>harold lloyd<P>napoleon

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    I'm trying to pull a production together

    by D.Vader

    For another contest. But this one is proving to be extremely complicated. Too many ducks I need to get into a row in a VERY short time.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    ...and BP day and waco day and oklahoma city day..

    by Six Demon Bag

    i think...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:44 p.m. CST

    Pop open a case of Red Bull, brew a pot of

    by ColonelFatheart

    superstrong espresso and wash it all down with a two-liter bottle of Jolt cola, Vades, cuz you're gonna git this done!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:44 p.m. CST

    waco and oklahoma city were day before..

    by Six Demon Bag

    my bad.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Hola all!

    by Fuzzyjefe

    I share my b'day with: <p> Anna Nicole Smith, Jon Steward, Judd Nelson, Ed Harris, Paul Shaffer, Joe Dante, Randy Newman, Walt Weiss, FUCKIN' JEFF FAHEY, Ernst Rohm, Friedrich Engels, William Blake, and John Bunyan (Pilgrim's Progress). <p> Not too bad.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Of course, Jon Steward is actually

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Jon Stewart, cleverly disguised.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:04 p.m. CST

    ...seriously though...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...on the Jewish thing. I'm used to horsing around with my Jewish agent of 15 years (yes, my Jewish agent)...there's a lot of love and trust there, and she likes to play rough...so at this point joking around about Jews and Goys is just a habit. I didn't know a thing about it before meeting her.<P>If I ever make a joke that crosses the line, here or in another TB, please let me know.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    go fuck yerself anti semite!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:06 p.m. CST

    Others that share my birthday

    by ColonelFatheart

    Gaby Hoffman, Sarah Polley, Jason Giambi, R. Kelly, Dave Eggers, John Fuckin' McTiernan, Robbie Kreiger, Terry Brooks, Shirley Bassey, Soupy Sales, Wilkie Collins

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:06 p.m. CST

    Hola Fuzzball!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    I've gotten four entries for < P >'s Rec Room so far.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Not including my own. Six days left to get yours in!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Let's see who I have...

    by anonymoose

    Shia LaBeouff. . . No nonono nono no no no nonono no no no nononononono no no no no no nonoooo! <P> Joshua Jackson. Bawww! http://tinyurl.com/27scd3d Oh, wait, that was Wonder Beak who did that. Oh! Well... Mighty Ducks. Mighty Ducks... <P> Gene Wilder. YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR! <P> Hugh Laurie. http://tinyurl.com/28d2678 <P> Happy birthday, Rogue.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Hey Colonel

    by Fuzzyjefe

    I see I just missed you last night. Sorry about that. I seem to have terrible timing lately. <p> The place seems lively, I post up, the lady vanishes. Way of the game sometimes. <p> I know I haven't been around much the last few weeks, but I'm in a sort of a "I need to get back to work, but NO ONE is calling me" funk. Pretty soon I'm gonna need to invest in cardboard and sharpies, find myself a nice exit ramp to set up camp. It's damn depressing.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:12 p.m. CST

    If I owned a business, I'd hire ya, Fuzz.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:16 p.m. CST

    ...OK, so I'm here fucking myself...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and the chicken is just sitting there glaring at me...<P> Gheeesh! If looks could kill!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:17 p.m. CST

    ...hate to hear that, Fuzz.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:18 p.m. CST

    i love that gene wilder quote...

    by Six Demon Bag

    god im gonna miss him when hes gone..<P>another great one--are we awake?<P>THAT DEPENDS...ARE WE BLACK?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    No chickens for anti-Semites.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:22 p.m. CST

    my fellow B dayers

    by MacReady452

    country singer Katrina Elam (1983),<p> TV's "Blossom" Mayim Bialik (1975),<p> WWE wrestling's Rey Mysterio, Jr. (1974),<p> "Dark Water" actress Jennifer Connelly (1970),<p> 80s pop-star drummer Sheila E. (1957),<p> jazz musician Grover Washington, Jr. (1943; d. 1999),<p> Allman Brother's Band singer/guitarist Dickie Betts (1943), <p>singer/"psychic friend" Dionne Warwick (1940), <p>singer Connie Francis (1938),<p> "The Price is Right" host Bob Barker (1923), <p>crooner Frank Sinatra (1915; 1998),<p> actor Edward G. Robinson (1893; d. 1973),<p> and Norwegian "Scream" artist Edvard Munch (1863; d. 1944).

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Thanks fellas.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    I'd work for you too. 'Cause I works haaaard fo my moneys! So haaard fo it honeys! <p> Been over in Uweback. Man! Nothing brings out the best like a good Auschwitz film, eh? Too bad this one is a Uwe Boll joint. Which means it's loose, burns crooked, and is filled with dirtweed.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:24 p.m. CST

    "'Dark Water' actress Jennifer Connelly"

    by ColonelFatheart

    Hahahaha! <p>Nice lineup, Mac.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    I'm here now Mac with no-daddy

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    That makes you Mac the bastard. And it is way too fucking childish too try and say 'oh i'm not the one he is!' yeah right. Remember dick head, i have read some pedalbacks, i saw the 'we are legion' quote. you pissed off some pedalbackers at first until they either caught on, or just dismissed you. mac/sixes/choppah all one and the same an attack puppy sitting next to a pile of poo, and fishus, I never accused you of being one half of choppah, you outted yourself on that one bubbeh

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Speaking of Connelly

    by Fuzzyjefe

    I did watch REQUIEM FOR A DREAM the other night. <p> I'll never watch that again. I'll never get a shot again. <p> What? Antibiotics? FUCK YOU! Get that needle away from me!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:26 p.m. CST

    "Ass to ass," Fuzz.

    by ColonelFatheart

    (shivers)

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    She'll always be Labyrinth actress Jennifer Connelly to me.

    by anonymoose

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Speaking of ass

    by Fuzzyjefe

    looks like we gots us a yippy, angry little dog in the yard.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Carry on, Peebs.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:29 p.m. CST

    She'll always be curvaceous, super-hot actress

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Jennifer Connelly to me. I don't know who this 14-year-old boy using her name is these days.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Hey, Kobes. How's it going?

    by anonymoose

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Yeah, I'd like to get lost in her labyrinth, 'moose.

    by ColonelFatheart

    OH!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:32 p.m. CST

    now lets see, subs 'leaves' and alla sudden new faces appear

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    like fucking magic, new people just drawn to pedalback right after subs 'leaves' - yeah, right. fucking tell it to yourself- oh you do, don't you

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:33 p.m. CST

    oh..the lurker reveals himself

    by MacReady452

    Mac the Bastard...and then some. We ARE legion over here in the PB Kobe. The funny thing is, you are so incensed you can't see what an ass you are making of yourself. Uweback, here, all over then damn site. It's fucking weak.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Ahh, Moose

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    i see you still have those big beautiful eyes, i can never stay mad at you, i even liked the youtube vid you made of me

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Kobe is the Pedalback's Gargamel.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    Oh look who's here

    by rogueleader66

    Shaq's boyfriend

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    Scary is of course Smurfette.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    Fishy, thanks for the good wishes bro!

    by rogueleader66

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Kobe thinks he knows something

    by MacReady452

    story of his life apparently. THINKS he knows something. Subs is still around. Just not here with us. It's actually a sore subject for some of us but hey, speculate on. I find it funny. Not things you say, just your ignorant guesswork.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Claim your Smurf characters, Peebs.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I'm Reporter Smurf. <p>http://tinyurl.com/c9o2t

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Mac the illegit idiot

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    so the pb has declared that i have made an ass of myself, when no one else has, and that makes it so? fuck you no one asked any of you to butt in on the 3-way that me, docp and naxisexbitch were having he was getting fucked up good, and that fucking anti-semite deserves everything sad to hi and worse, he has a long history of that shit, and if any one gets in the way of me fucking him upo, they get fucked as well, im here now bitch so what you got?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:39 p.m. CST

    That was before I got to know you.

    by anonymoose

    As for Subs leaving, I have no reason to think he's one of the new guys, unless you spotted something.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:39 p.m. CST

    Take every profanity you can think of

    by rogueleader66

    Then every childish retarded insult and the mentality of a 6 year old (sorry to insult 6 year olds) mix 'em together, rinse, repeat, and BAM!! You have the persona that is ass_tastes. Well, thow in some gayness as well, seeing as he wants kobe to taste his ass. Ewwwwwwwwwww.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:40 p.m. CST

    rogue pansy pussy

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    have a good cry for lunch? what are you gonna whine about today bitch?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:40 p.m. CST

    ...Ass_Taste, you bore me, but I'll answer you once...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...on the wife question. You asked if I get off on my supposed Dear Wife trash talking and getting trash talked around here...the simple answer is yes.<P> Having a girl badass enough to hold her own in the wilds of AICN Talkback is fucking hot.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Yip! Yip-yip! Yip-yip-yip!

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Kobe, I came in after subs left. I've never really had any back-and-forth with the dude. I just found a cool place I could shoot the shit, talk about movies, books, and real life stuff with cool, curteous folks. <p> I don't know what your damn problem is, and I don't really care. What I DO know is that you are an asshole of the highest order that never actually attempts to carry on a normal conversation; you just like to find ANY little excuse to spew your hateful bile all over this site. <p> You aren't the only one that reads multiple talkbacks. You obviously enjoy going on hate-filled, clueless paranoiac rants at whoever wants to take the bait. I'm not one of 'em, so go ahead and shoot some hate my way. You'll be doing nothing more than proving my point. I feel kinda bad for you. <p> That's all I'm gonna say about that. I'll never post TO you nor ABOUT you again. I've spent all the time I'm gonna spend on you.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:44 p.m. CST

    it's all bitch this and i'm tough that isn't it

    by MacReady452

    you swung at BSB, hit Flick and then couldn't let it go. Let me give you some info son, if Flick wanted to he could wrap your sack around your throat and choke you out with it in a war of words. When he said you bore him and he didn't care.....that was the fact. I for one won't let a cum stain like you jab my bud and get away with it. <p>FOr fucks sake dude, Hitler was a jew, is like the oldest irony since WWII. NOW you wanna fight everyone over the rumor? Grow up ya fucking baby.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:45 p.m. CST

    jennifer connelly will always be jenny blake

    by Six Demon Bag

    from the ROCKETEER to me...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:46 p.m. CST

    Didn't Connelly get nekkied in THE HOT SPOT?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:46 p.m. CST

    That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that

    by leo54304

    Quote from Roadhouse. Nothing to do with the TB but what the hell, thought I'd share it.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:46 p.m. CST

    im gonna SMURF my SMURF all over your SMURFn SMURFS!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Amen sixes.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    She was hot as a house on fire in DARK CITY too.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:47 p.m. CST

    *nekkid*

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Let's all try to get along.

    by anonymoose

    Kobes, guys, play nice.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:48 p.m. CST

    moose, subs never left

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    think about it, who needed pedalback more than anyone, who posted more than anyone, who kept pedalbacks alive by his fucking self for 10k posts at least 3 times, who posts 24/7 who is the most prolific and fastest poster on aicn, who created those pages long subbaries in a heartbeat? and you think he could walkaway? fuck and no. he was and is a needy attention whore of the very highest order. i am actually gonna pay him a compliment, he is smart enough to fool quite a few people, but his biggest flaw is his need for attention and his thin skin. who is the next biggest attention whore on here? who makes his every post scream for attention? one guess he uses this <p>...some inane shit...<p> subby never left he has more handles than you could ever imagine - but he trips up every now and then

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:49 p.m. CST

    I love that classic look she had in DARK CITY.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Almost reminded me of Valli in THE THIRD MAN.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:50 p.m. CST

    I'm not going to rule it out, Kobes.

    by anonymoose

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    It reminded me

    by Fuzzyjefe

    I'm a MAN baby. I'd be in that club EVERY NIGHT. <p> Sometimes, when I see her now, I wanna cry. A single tear.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    really Mac the illegit idiot, flick could wrap words around me?

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    i'm here lets see any of you try -i dare any of you, i dont act tough, i just cant stand bsb, I - am -a - Jew. he is an anti-semite, i cant fucking stand that asshole, i did not swing and miss i nailed his ass over and over, flick butted in and got hit

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    This sounds like its directed at AICN

    by leo54304

    We've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry.<br> <br> Dalton, Road House<br> <br> Course the age mentioned above should range from 9 to 99 years old on this site.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Wow kobe did you think that up all by yourself?

    by rogueleader66

    While you were crying over the fact that kobe has won 5 rings and shaq, only 4, and no more to be had...awwwwww you'l always have Steel, a proud moment in shaq's career I am sure. Play nice now little boy.<P>You probably still dress up like Kazzam every halloween I bet....come on now, we know the truth.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    I'm going out for a jog and coffee.

    by anonymoose

    Don't blow the place up.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Obama kickin' ass again.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Must be campaign season. Gotta get some goddamn momentum going.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:53 p.m. CST

    Kobe

    by MacReady452

    I'll give you a little credit for coming here and if moose says your cool then I don't need to say anymore than I already have. I think you were out of line with Flick. I think you just misunderstood a joke.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:54 p.m. CST

    YOU ASSHOLE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

    by rogueleader66

    There's always barber college.<P>Was just watching Road House last night, love that movie.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:56 p.m. CST

    On getting personal

    by leo54304

    Steve: Being called a cocksucker isn't personal? <br> Dalton: No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response. <br> Steve: What if somebody calls my mama a whore? <br> Dalton: Is she?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    "That hurts like hell don't it?"

    by MacReady452

    Wade Garrett is the man.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Fuzzyjefe who the fuck are you?

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    i aint never said jack shit to you and never planned to, you just wanted some love sugah? as for rants on other tbs, uh, no, i have a very long standing vow i never attack first, but if anyone says one bad thing to me, its one like donkey kong. i mostly post on subjects i like, but i cant stand hypocrites, so when ur lil buddies started taking shots at gotlik for doing the exact same shit that you do, i took offense to that, up until then i had stayed far away from pedlabacks

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    You guys don't know what's weirdiness in film...

    by AsimovLives

    ... until you see REFLECTION OF EVIL by Damon Packard (his name deserves an award). Your jaw would drop with such scenes as a young Spielberg shooting SOMETHING'S DEVIL and SCHILDLER'S LIST: THE THEME PARK RIDE. Ine of the movie's trailer, which is in the DVD, is just insane, it's a fat guy shoving cake to his mouth at the sound of THE SHINING's opening theme. Words can't describe it. I found the movie... fascinating!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:59 p.m. CST

    Now Asi's here.

    by ColonelFatheart

    "Oh boy, this is great!" <p>Top 'o the evening to you, Asi.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 1:59 p.m. CST

    LOL all I did was give the guy the business about Shaq

    by rogueleader66

    And he rips into me like I insulted his mother. Don't bother me none, in fact it's pretty funny to watch extreme reactions....over nothing. If he wants to keep up this childish ranting, fine with me, entertainment is always welcomed. Personally it's a waste of time and space. All it does is prove what an immature person someone is when they rip into someone who never insulted them, just someone they....admire

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2 p.m. CST

    gotlik? really?

    by MacReady452

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:01 p.m. CST

    Who the fuck is gotlik??

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:02 p.m. CST

    by MacReady452

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:03 p.m. CST

    hahahahahha...gotlik.....hahahhahahahahahahahah

    by MacReady452

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:03 p.m. CST

    ...Mac, Scary was giving the WHObackers a little...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...shit for quintuple posting all the time to stay at the top of the TB lists.<P> Personally, I don't disagree that hitting POST eight times on every comment isn't very cool or dignified, but I have a soft spot for those guys...I'd never hassle them myself.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:04 p.m. CST

    "It's on like donkey kong" LOL

    by rogueleader66

    Priceless.<P>For the record mr ass_tastes, because I diss an athlete you like, doesn't mean I am attacking YOU. If that's how you see it, then you have way more problems aside from your mouth. Obviously you saw it as a chance to spew out your clever insults, which is fine, but don't try to convince any one your such a good guy if insulting a fucking basketball player is what gets your blood up enough to toss childish insults around. Give me a break. Either be a man or shut up and leave.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:05 p.m. CST

    i didnt misunderstand shit, Mac

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    i understood it perfectly, he was giving cover to bsb by his stupidity, like any enabler, and that shit can not stand. and you think that idiot who could not see what people like bsb were/are trying to do by making hitler out to be a Jew and thus blaming the holocaust on Jews could ever take me on? get fucking real. i never claimed to be a great tb'er or flame fighter on here, but i could wipe the floor with flick. he would run away before it even started though.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:05 p.m. CST

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Exactly Colonel

    by rogueleader66

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:08 p.m. CST

    oh and flick, tell your 'wife' to stop cutting and pasting

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    wine articles, it is very easy to take the first four sentences and punch them into google and find out who really wrote it. oh i'm sure 'she' will say 'i just forgot to credit who really wrote it' - yeah right. like i said, he makes mistakes

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:11 p.m. CST

    rogueleader66

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    stop being a bitch - oh you cant, no i was not attacking you because of what you said or didnt say about shaq, it was what you said about me after i called the ob a bunch of hypocrites for going after gotlik for doing what you do, i told you i never attack first

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:12 p.m. CST

    ok I take that back...sorta

    by rogueleader66

    I kind of indirectly insulted ass_tastes...my bad. I was really just slamming O'neal, but I admit it when I am wrong. <P>Not that it makes a difference, but let's see the reaction.......

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:12 p.m. CST

    I think you have misunderstood a whole lot

    by MacReady452

    for a long time. Back to the shadows lurker. I think you were entertained by us much more when you were a spectator.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    ill bet 'she' covers her tracks better in future

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    cutting and pasting wine articles like you know what the fuck you are talking about when you dont know jack shit

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    kobes

    by Six Demon Bag

    we dont do what gotlik does though..<P>theres a diff between quad+ posting and having "meaningful" conversations with other people..

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST

    Really? what exactly did I say about you?

    by rogueleader66

    Where exactly did I specifically call you out? Let's see this, you make the accusation, you show me.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST

    Hey, Sluts!

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Sorry. Wrong TB.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:17 p.m. CST

    Ass Tastes, you really do define yourself by whom

    by ColonelFatheart

    you hate, don't you? <p>I'm sure, deep within, there's a reasonable person inside you. You're liberal, quick to defend the Jews against even the slightest hint of anti-Semitism (real or imagined), and you're a basketball fan. <p>But it seems your entire TalkBack persona is centered on not what you like or celebrate, but what you hate and others' perceived negatives. For instance, it's not enough that you're a Shaq fan, it's that you have to knock Kobe, "the rapist" who, ironically, has become your de facto handle in TBs. <p>Then look at the Pedalback here. You've seemingly come to define yourself as one opposed to Pedalbackers, resorting to absurd conspiracy theories better reserved for nutjobs like ScarJo's Boob Juice. You're so overtaken by hatred for our little collective here that you've become obsessed with it. You seem to read everything here, which leads me to believe you're either one of us having a hell of a laugh at your buddies' expense (if so, I applaud you, because that would be genius), or you're emotionally crippled. <p>Why do that to yourself? You've made yourself a victim. You only fight when someone hits you first? Do you ever stop to consider that the people hitting you "first" are just responding to something you said that's absurdly belligerent or mean-spirited?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:17 p.m. CST

    More Wade Garrett philosphy:

    by leo54304

    A man puts a gun in yer face, you got two choices- stand there 'n die or kill the motherfucker<br> <br> Sam Elliott an american icon

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:17 p.m. CST

    you invited me over, Mac the illegit idiot

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    but it does not take any guts to take on any of you assholes - i simply refrained from doing so because it was pointless to go after someone with a mental illness like subs/flick, he aint hurtin anyone and he cant help himself that he needs the attention - others showed me that, so i stayed away. i got no real roast beefs with any of you, but if you fuck with me i will fuck back

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:18 p.m. CST

    ...tempting as your offer to get involved in a land war...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...in Asia is, Kobe, I really do have things I have to do this afternoon.<P> I'll give you this, though. It's quite possible you cold outlast me in a flame war. I get bored easily, and I have a hard time being clever when I'm disinterested. There's no joy in it. You seem to be the only one who doesn't get that Talkback is a game...it has to be fun. Where is the upside for me in having it out with you? You aren't fun to argue with, and I don't care what you think or what your opinion is about anything.<P> Much more pleasant for me to simply pretend you don't exist.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:18 p.m. CST

    they have a HACKENSACK BULLS shirt

    by Six Demon Bag

    at last exit to nowhere!!<P>nice!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Here is what I said ass_tastes

    by rogueleader66

    "There is some real nastiness going on in here. I will just sit back and watch the carnage ensue. Although I will say that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and those who don't like it can express their disagreement....with civility and aplomb, but if you have to resort to childish insults and profanity, then your an immature fool, incapable of intelligent discussion."<P>Now, show me where I name you....you can't because I didn't. I was making a generalized statement, not directed at anyone. But somehow you thought I meant you, why is that?<P>You must have a real bad self image if you took that as me directly addressing you, and guess what? Not my problem, don't go off on one of your rants attacking me when I never attacked you, it's not my fault YOU took it as an attack on you. Had I named you directly, you would have a valid point. But I didn't. So admit your mistake. Be man, or shut the fuck up.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    it aint fun without the PUSHback...

    by Six Demon Bag

    i will give you that..but does it take guts to confront ANYone in a chatroom? it really isnt the same as confronting a physical being..<P>and as you say..it may LOOK like 5 on your one, but you'd still think that we are all the same person..

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:23 p.m. CST

    ...imagine if I was Subs AND Scary, though?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that would be a hell of a thing.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:24 p.m. CST

    "i got no real roast beefs with any of you,

    by rogueleader66

    but if you fuck with me i will fuck back"<P>Still waiting to hear when I did that, aside from insulting shaq and your handle, which I already addressed.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:25 p.m. CST

    flick

    by Six Demon Bag

    throw in chesses and that would be some angry suprise sexing

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:26 p.m. CST

    Frightening flick, truly LOL

    by rogueleader66

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:27 p.m. CST

    ColonelFatheart

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    you do realize that there are traces of your old handle/personality in your posts - cover that up. but otherwise i will answer. i dont have any conspiracy theories, whether you know it or not, i was an early pedalbacker of sorts, back then pedalback really had a diverse set of characters and people who did not resort to multiple handles, even subs only had two or three at the time. i have no doubt i rub some people the wrong way on here, fuck them. i only post in subject that interest me, if someone responds in a non belligerent manner, then we wind up having a good exchange. the TB'er i have the greatest respect for is Red Ned, we always have great back and forth with no animosity and i learn from him. but if anyone comes at me the wrong way, fuck them they get what they deserve. on pedalback only moose and tedkord have never attacked me, and i have never attacked them.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:28 p.m. CST

    That make you a cross dresser or tranny Flick?

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:31 p.m. CST

    Imagine if *I* was Scary, Flick

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Do you know who you are living with?<BR><BR>Are you--unknowingly--sleeping with the Vicious one?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST

    ...is the only real problem here that Kobe hates...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Subs and thinks we're all Subs? <P>I'm not sure how to wake him up from his delusions, but any friend of Red Ned's can't be all bad.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    Just sitting back......

    by rogueleader66

    Waiting to hear how I attacked ass_tastes....funny how that still has not been answered.....question asked 15 minutes ago...funny how he answered Colonel...who posted after me.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    My old handle?

    by ColonelFatheart

    Do tell.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Red Ned is a helluva dude.

    by ColonelFatheart

    So, again, Kobe, back to my point. There's a cool guy in there. Tone down the anger. If you learn from Ned, you'll grasp civility, which is how we roll on the PB.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Oh btw pebrews

    by rogueleader66

    Mrs Rogue came through!! Mary jane's in the house! Indeed a good birthday thus far, she just has one more present to give me....tonight ;)

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST

    Kobe, I invited you over and to be honest

    by MacReady452

    it wasn't to attack you endlessly, although I feel like I am not living up to my promise to blast you.<p>Lets try this a different way shall we? BSB has always been rather amusing to me with his 500 days schtick. He is usually laying down some overtly homoerotic joke that no one would ever take seriously. Aside from saying Hitler was a Jew (which has been speculated on for years) how is he anti-semitic

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    ...my god...and Scary loves seafood...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...this is a nightmare.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    fuck off flick -the bored pretense - again

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    and yes you are scary too, i mean come the fuck on, for how long did he allow men to 'harass' his 'wife' on a tb, then magically they are married? and who the fuck watches the child when they post? and what married couple needs to post constantly on anonymous tb's? and what married couple with a child post simultaneously? really a good marriage, huh? 'hi honey how was ur day? 'oh fine, lets post!' who the fuck watches the kid? how many marriages really could survive when both people are more interested in posting than talking to one another? who watches the kid? so , apparently some of you believe that flick is married and that he was happy with his 'wife' becoming the object of anonymous mens lust -men he chats with every single day as well, ok, that makes him and 'her' freaks but so what, lots of them out there, but now they are all married and shit, and take care of their toddler - who watches the kid by the way? and post on here constantly, and never seem to sleep, and who watches the kid? and how many of you have young kids or had young kids but you were so obsessed by posting that the question must be asked, who watches the kid? either the most fucked up marriage and kid of all time, or someone is lying

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Another thing: Just because someone may disagree

    by ColonelFatheart

    with you, doesn't mean they are "hitting" you. And you say Subs was the one with the thin skin?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    Question Pebrews

    by rogueleader66

    From what you know of me, do I attack people who don't deserve it? If anyone was in the Aushwitz TB and I directly insluted ass_tastes, please enlighten me, cause I aint seeing it.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    Soooo not going there rogue

    by leo54304

    Too much respect for the lady. Happy b-day good buddy.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    ...and to make matters even worse...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he made me all self conscious about my ellipses.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:41 p.m. CST

    rogueleader66

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    you fucking idiot i already told you it was what you said to me after i called you a bunch of hypocrites for attacking gotlik that was a few weeks ago - i never forget, but i would have let it go if you had not butted in today

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:41 p.m. CST

    Much thanks leo

    by rogueleader66

    She is a goooooood lady, and she treats me good :)

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:42 p.m. CST

    Look, your ellipsis is wanderin', Flick!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Wonderful woman, rogue!

    by ColonelFatheart

    Take a hit for the old Colonel here.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    kobe

    by Six Demon Bag

    now now now..no one and i repeat NO ONE has harrassed flicks wife and made lewd advances towards her..and trust me..you can post and have a happy marriage..its called down time..some people watch tv and basketball games with their significant other, others post..who gives a shit?? <P>i DO draw the line at you inferring that flick and/or scary is a bad parent. fuck that noise. begone.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    What's my old handle, by the way?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    Mac the illegit idiot

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    i told you before that bsb and i have a history. did you read any of what DocP was saying? can you fucking process the fact that people say things across other tb's and have been doing so for years? is that getting through to the tiny lil nugget you call a brain? bsb has a very long history of anti-semitism, i did not just make that up in todays talkback

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    Fucking A, Sixies!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    Hey_Kobe

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    It's not time to make be a dick,<BR> Just relax, take it easy.<BR> You're still young, that's your fault,<BR> There's so much you have to know.<BR> Find a girl, settle down,<BR> If you want you can marry.<BR> Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy.<BR> <BR> I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy,<BR> To be calm when you've think that you've been wronged,<BR> But take your time, think a lot,<BR> Why, think of everything you've got.<BR> For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    ...i dont hate subs, never did, i feel sorry for him...

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    yes, i dislike him because he is a jackass, but i dont hate anyone, but i cant fucking stand bsb, but i dont hate him

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    kobes

    by Six Demon Bag

    HOW DID WE ATTACK GOTLIK?? for quad posting??? for spamming??? people get banned for that shit??<P>i tried telling the man that hes only hurting himself with his excessive use of the quad post because load time gets to be a bitch after a while..<P>though it may be pointless (to you) to converge here every single day to discuss things...it is more pointless to flood your TB post with spam..

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    A few weeks ago?

    by rogueleader66

    Wow youre kidding right? The guy makes posts to himself, they all post the same post 8 or 10 times in a row to keep the TB going....so what exactly do we do that is the same? Oh right, you think we are all one or two people, got it. <P>So, I butted in today? So you are to decide who gets to say what to who? Your the AICN police!!!! Wow I did not know that.<P>Whatever dude, i will post what I want, when I want however I want and the likes of you or anyone else aint gonna stop me. You don't like what I have to say? Too fucking bad. Stop me.....oh right, YOU CANT. I can be civil just as much as anyone else, but not when I deal with someone with your level of maturity.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Corrected

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    It's not time to be a dick,<BR> Just relax, take it easy.<BR> You're still young, that's your fault,<BR> There's so much you have to know.<BR> Find a girl, settle down,<BR> If you want you can marry.<BR> Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy.<BR> <BR> I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy,<BR> To be calm when you've think that you've been wronged,<BR> But take your time, think a lot,<BR> Why, think of everything you've got.<BR> For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:47 p.m. CST

    sixies, shut defuck up

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    how many fucking times did that asshole cobra say something lewd

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    exactly rogueleader66

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    you pansy assed bitch. you can say whatever you want, but dont act like you aint never crossed the line with me, and you are so fucking innocent and are being attacked unfairly. as long as we understand one another bitch, yo started it, i will always finish it

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Will do Colonel

    by rogueleader66

    Well I would love to stay and continue this stimulating conversation with ass_tastes, but I got better things to do then to waste my time with a child. I got my own kids, and they are way more mature.<P>On that note Pebrews, I am off and will talk to you guys later, not sure when, but I'll be bak at some point, and I'll probably be lit up.<P>Peace all, even to you ass_tastes

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST

    And for my Hebrew Pebrews: L'shanah tovah.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    kobe

    by Six Demon Bag

    how was subs a jackass?? cause coming from you, thats not really taken in that high regard. i know you two had many a tiff but being a jackass and a troll he aint. would a jackass and a troll and who needed "attention" from the masses really bottle himself up in a mere PB..<P>if anyone is being egotistical it is you my friend..for thinking you are so mighty to take us on..im sure you can defeat us in a flame war..thats not what we are about..but if thats what you want..whatevs...im down for a home game.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Um, Happy Birthday again Rogue.

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Sending good thoughts your way, bud.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:54 p.m. CST

    yeah, married people need downtime

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    but flick is on here 24/7 and that is only a slight exaggeration. and when his 'wife' comes home after a long day of cutting and pasting other peoples wine articles without giving them credit, what does he and 'her' do? do they play with the kid, do they talk to one another, fix dinner, go out, watch tv, no they post together, the family that posts together stays together...or they are a fraud

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:54 p.m. CST

    LOL I just read what ass_tastes said

    by rogueleader66

    Youre a real tough guy aint you? Yea real easy to do that online. Funny how you resort to childish insults and I do nothing of the kind back, i'm civil....just keep it up, you just keep making yourself look like the little bitch that you are. Crossed the line with you? I aint even come close to it pal, but if you really want to go that route, let me know, i'll send you to bed crying.<P>Done, out.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:54 p.m. CST

    Heres a Tom Jones song dedication, I'm Kasey Kasem

    by leo54304

    "She's a Lady" written by Paul Anka from Rogueleader to that special lady in his life. <br> <br> Well she's all you'd ever want<br> She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner<br> Well she always knows her place She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner.<br> <br> She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she's a Lady<br> Talkin' about that little Lady, and the Lady is mine.<br> <br> Well she's never in the way<br> Something always nice to say, Oh what a blessing.<br> I can leave her on her own Knowing she's okay alone, and there's no messing.<br> <br> She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she's a Lady<br> Talkin' about that little Lady, and the Lady is mine.<br> <br> Well she never asks for very much and I don't refuse her<br> Always treat her with respect, I never would abuse her.<br> What she's got is hard to find, and I don't want to lose her.<br> Help me build a mansion from my little pile of clay. Hey, hey, hey <br> Well she knows what I'm about,<br> She can take what I dish out, and that's not easy.<br> Well she knows me through and through,<br> She knows just what to do, and how to please me.<br> <br> She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she's a Lady<br> Talkin' about that little Lady, and the Lady is mine.<br> <br> Yeah yeah yeah, She's a Lady<br> Listen to me baby, She's a Lady<br> Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady<br> And the Lady is mine<br> <br>

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    See ya, rogue! Have a great birthday night!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:56 p.m. CST

    aaaaaaaaaannnd scene

    by MacReady452

    lets give Kobe a round of applause people. He was a good sport. The experiment of reeling in a moronic troll for our amusement has been mildly entertaining. Happy Birthday rogue. I hope this is what you had in mind when we came up with the idea. I thought it would be harder to lure someone in here.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:56 p.m. CST

    sixes the whole point of subs many handles

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    is that he never stayed bottled up, but yeah, this was/is his homebase.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:56 p.m. CST

    Burfday wishes rogue-man

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Keep puffin that magic dragon.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:56 p.m. CST

    And now a song for the ex of Rogue

    by leo54304

    "I still miss you (but my aim is getting better)"

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:57 p.m. CST

    Ha! leo!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:57 p.m. CST

    kobes

    by Six Demon Bag

    i DO think flick and scary are two entities and scary can give just as much..if we've ever crossed the line with her then she wouldve told us..<P>next.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:57 p.m. CST

    ...who is watching the kid?...

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    i would bet my left nut we get another flick 'family' member soon, maybe grandpapoo!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:57 p.m. CST

    ...god, when he does them those damn dot-dot-dots...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...really are fucking annoying to read. Like hearing your own voice on the answering machine.<P> Hmmm...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:58 p.m. CST

    Rogue gets a hot lady, I get a cold beer. Lucky bastard

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST

    meet me at the shelter so we can

    by MacReady452

    whisper, point and laugh at all the stupid shit Kobe said. hahahahahha. point and laugh everyone. point and laugh.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST

    enlighten me then kobes

    by Six Demon Bag

    he aint here anymore to defend hisself..make a list of his handles if you know so much about us and our speech patterns..<P>id love to pick your brain..

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3 p.m. CST

    Again, AssTastes, I'd love to know my former handle.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Yes, let's hear all of Subs' handles.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Again, he's not around anymore, so pony up there, fella.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:03 p.m. CST

    fuck that

    by Six Demon Bag

    i can point and laugh at him fine right here...<P>he thinks we can obviously do many things at once so fuck em i aint going anywhere..

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:03 p.m. CST

    Flick are you ditching the dots?

    by MacReady452

    Like seeing some anus wearing a shirt you also own, you just stop wearing it, huh.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:04 p.m. CST

    Nice Leo.

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    VERY nice.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:05 p.m. CST

    ...I don't know, Mac. My fingers do them automatically...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...at this point. It's like a tic.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:09 p.m. CST

    and like that the lil bitch is gone..

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    that

    by Six Demon Bag

    or hes going through he organized catalog of PB posts and archival history of AICN..<P>sick twist.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    Just think, though, Flick: While you're typing your dots,

    by ColonelFatheart

    WHO'S WATCHING THE BABY??????

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:12 p.m. CST

    By the way

    by MacReady452

    I never attacked Kobe. I invited him over cause he "threatened" to show up here(like anyone gives a shit). It has been disappointing I must say.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST

    ...OK, I'm out for real...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...coincidence?<P> You decide.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:15 p.m. CST

    man imma pretty laid back guy..

    by Six Demon Bag

    but i hate it when people start talking shit about what they dont know...marriage, rearing children, socialization, etc.<P>with a man grasping onto that much paranoia, you KNOW he aint getting laid..<P>WHEN YOU MOANED AND SAID MY NAME, DID YOU MEAN MY REAL NAME OR MY REAL REAL NAME?? ANSWER ME ROGER!!! ANSWER ME!! NO WAIT!! CALL ME SUBS! YEAH YEAH!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Aw honey, they were crying

    by Fuzzyjefe

    and crawling all over me. It was kinda horrifyin'. <p> So I pulled out some ellipses, and that shut 'em the hell up........ <p> ...........

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:17 p.m. CST

    Later Flick

    by leo54304

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:20 p.m. CST

    Maybe I'll just give up the dots at the start of a post...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...we'll see. <P>I think the way it started is I would usually post a joke in a TB, and then elaborate on it...so subsequent posts got dots because they were continuations of the same thought.<P> I can't give up ellipses in the middle of sentences though...they're there as a smokescreen to cover the fact that I know shit about punctuation. I neeeed them.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:21 p.m. CST

    "Scary" must be signing on soon!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:21 p.m. CST

    They are your helpful little friends.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    I enjoy their use as well. <p> Hmmm. I need a pause. Is it a comma, semicolon...fuck it! Ellipses it is!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    We've been here the whole time Colonel.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    We are the talk-borg. <p> Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. We will carry on conversations with ourself all day, for the sole purpose of preserving the illusion that I am many.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Really? I KNOW no one here is Subby

    by MacReady452

    there has been exponentially less Batman conversation here since is departure. You can bank on that too cause I also deduced that Scary and Flick were married before that came out and it had nothing to do with watching the baby or copying wine articles. That is complete nonsense.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:25 p.m. CST

    See...I'm not you, I'm me

    by MacReady452

    I don't even like Star Trek<p>Yes I do.<p>No you don't.<p>Yes we do.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST

    Keep the damned dots, Flick.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Jesus, you going to let a TBer whose handle evokes Anna Linguist cramp yer style? Nuts to that. <p>Nay, BALLS!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    I'm steppin' out for a while ya'll.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Or am we?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Adios, Fuzz.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST

    speaking of TREK..

    by Six Demon Bag

    and i know you mentioned this before rogue..but STAR TREK is 44 today!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    its just you and i

    by Six Demon Bag

    or as i say ME!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Sometimes I wonder why us talks to ourself like this...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Does us know what us means?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST

    happy birthday ST

    by MacReady452

    meh<p>Later Fuzz. didn't you/Flick already leave? You both have names that start with F so that means you are the same.<p>You are all just black and white words on a screen. You people all look alike to me.<p>Yeah, I know that is racist.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    And in case you guys forgot:

    by ColonelFatheart

    BONER TOAST.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Ah shit. I'm alone and work is busy.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Gotta get for the time being. <p>Chicken &c.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST

    ColonelFatheart

    by AsimovLives

    I'm here too. Though i don't know if you count that as a good thing.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4 p.m. CST

    Its good Asi

    by MacReady452

    I'm here too.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:08 p.m. CST

    Asi! Asi! Asi!

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Your presence--whether in wrath or at peace--is always a good thing.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:08 p.m. CST

    we are here too

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Colonel what is your trade?

    by MacReady452

    if I may ask

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Jumped up Jesus on a ferris wheel!

    by TedKordLives

    Well, I'm glad I took the time to get caught up today. Oh, wait, I posted all that, so I didn't need to get caught up. <P> It WAS nice of Kobe to point out that I'd never attacked him, tho. Ol' Teddy always was more of a lover than a fighter. <P>Of course, he's dead now...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:18 p.m. CST

    And heya gang.

    by TedKordLives

    Get this: In the new issue of Booster Gold, Ted gets laid for the very first time that I know of, aside from cyber sex with Barbara Gordon. <P> Nearly brought a tear to mine eye.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:19 p.m. CST

    Mac

    by ColonelFatheart

    I'm a copy editor.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:20 p.m. CST

    Or should I say, "We are copy editors"?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:21 p.m. CST

    Thanks for stopping in, Asi.

    by ColonelFatheart

    THX-1138 is coming out on Blu in the U.S. Is that the same for Portugal?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:21 p.m. CST

    Do you mean me or you?

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    What about her? I mean, me. You? Yeah, that one over there.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:22 p.m. CST

    Ted, wassup?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:25 p.m. CST

    Receiving is up. That's a good thing.

    by TedKordLives

    I'd rather be busy than bored when I'm at work, doncha know? <P> Y'know, I kinda wish Kobe would come back with an insanely detailed chart of who's who and why. That'd be neat.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:30 p.m. CST

    wait tedders!

    by Six Demon Bag

    i thought ted was dead and then booster travelled back in time and brought him back and then ted sacrificed hisself...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:30 p.m. CST

    You know what really bugs me, tho?

    by TedKordLives

    And it's not a big deal at all, but it irks me that I've never, not once, been present for a BAMFing. Someday, I WILL dictate the terms of a BAMF. <P>SOMEDAY! [Shakes Fist]

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Sixies, BUT....

    by TedKordLives

    I guess Booster's got some survivor's guilt or some shit, because he keeps going back in time and hanging out with Ted during the JLI days, getting into adventures and whatnot. Last issue was a space jam with Mr.Miracle and Big Barda, which concluded with Ted bedding an immortal alien princess, or some shit. <P> I only skimmed it, as I'm not gonna buy into DC's attempt to have their Dead Ted Cake and eat it too. <P> Side Note: Immortal chicks would probably be really hard to please in bed, don't you think?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:51 p.m. CST

    you wanna BAMF! tedders..

    by Six Demon Bag

    we can..this place smells like moldy japanese beef..after its been drugged and raped.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:55 p.m. CST

    awe really? BAMF?

    by MacReady452

    that is cool i guess. Premature if ya ask me. Kobe might stop by again, now that his boyfriend Ted is here.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Eh, we're not quite there, Sixies.

    by TedKordLives

    But thanks for thinking of me. <P> Personally, I found you guy's interaction with Beefman to be entertaining and informative. Kinda wish I'd been here for it.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Ouch, Mac.

    by TedKordLives

    I don't usually like to use internet-speak, but WTF, mate?

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:57 p.m. CST

    Uh oh, Teddy said "mate."

    by ColonelFatheart

    That must mean he's also Nilla!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:58 p.m. CST

    we can do it..its ok..

    by Six Demon Bag

    slips pill in drink..

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 4:59 p.m. CST

    come on baby...

    by Six Demon Bag

    46431<P>you know you want to...

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:02 p.m. CST

    Yeah, alright. Let's do this.

    by TedKordLives

    Commence BAMFing in 3...2...1...<P> ENGAGE!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:02 p.m. CST

    Premature BAMF?

    by ColonelFatheart

    Why not? <p>'moose won't be happy!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Hey all

    by rogueleader66

    Got to see my kids for a bit, gonna get Chinese for dinner, gonna be puffin the magic dragon later, and get Mrs Rogues special present tonight ;) Life is good my friends!<P>Kobe....wow that was funny stuff.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:05 p.m. CST

    The place is warmed up, guys!

    by TedKordLives

    We be BAMFin'!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Ok....were........OUT

    by rogueleader66

    Let's bounce bitches!

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    WEDGE OUT!!!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    Le Vicious Fishus

    by AsimovLives

    Thanks for the kind words.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:36 p.m. CST

    ColonelFatheart

    by AsimovLives

    THX 1138 in blu-ray is the cioolest news i have heard all week. Though i'm sure they will release the newer version with the CGI stuff. I prefer the older, classic version, not so mucy because of the CGI, but i found the older version subtler, and thus, better. Not that the new version is exactly a very self-explanatory movie, but i perfer that the older movie is so much more mysterious and ambigious. It becames the movie, if you know what i mean. I have no idea if the movie is going to be released here, but even if it did, i wouldn't buy it too soon because i have no blu-ray player and i'll not buy it this soon because of finances, if you get my meaning. Beside,s i dislike blu-ray. It has better quality, but frankly, for me it's not all that much. in fact i find blu-ray super-crisp image sharpness distracting. Only older movies shot in 70 mm or 35 mm anamorphic look good in blu-ray, newer movies all look like they wwre shot in video, even those who weren't. Only exception? THE DARK KNIGHT. I'm no fan of blu-ray, and i have been very reluctant to buy a player.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 5:38 p.m. CST

    and with all this it's time for me to hit the sack

    by AsimovLives

    i shouod had came here sooner, but got distracted reading about Terry Gilliam's movie FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS. Time passed without me noticing it. And now it's my bedtime. I'll pop in my DVD of the first episode of CARNIVÁLE. god, how i love that show. I love it, love it, love it. I can't believe it even exists! so, guys, see ya all tomorrow. Have a better one.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 6:18 p.m. CST

    Asi, catch up with us at the new place tomorrow.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 7:42 p.m. CST

    I don't think I'm going to do this shoot

    by D.Vader

    I just don't have enough actors committed to make it work the way I want it to, and one of my locations requires a lot of set dressing, dressing I don't have the time or money or manpower to devote to it. <p> =( <p> Oh well, lots of other work I need to be doing I spose.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    KOBE - YOU ARE THE BIGGEST BITCH EVER

    by BringingSexyBack

    You talk all this chest-beating shit here, and all you could do is land 2 posts on me in the Auschwitzback? Are you fucking kidding me? You make pussies look tough.

  • Sept. 8, 2010, 9:27 p.m. CST

    SORRY TO BOTHER YOU PEDALBACKERS :)

    by BringingSexyBack

    Carry on!

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 1:48 a.m. CST

    THX is definatly Lucas' worst movie

    by RPLocke

    What a snoozefest.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 3:57 a.m. CST

    RPLocke

    by AsimovLives

    Quite the contrary, THX-1138 is Lucas best movie, by a good margin. It's not his most popular, but popularity and quality are two different subjects. STAR WARS made Lucas, but THX 1138 IS Lucas.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 4:08 a.m. CST

    And it's not boring, it's challenging

    by AsimovLives

    The moie ha sno hurry to tell it's tale because it doesn't need to. The pacing is compeltly integral to the telling of the tale and the mood need for the story. That story couldn't be told as an action movie. And even if it had, back then movies were slower paced then today's MTV ADD editing for retards bullshit.

  • Sept. 9, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    It's cool bsb

    by D.Vader

    We actually Moved!

  • April 22, 2012, 11:11 a.m. CST

    A bamfing we will go

    by orcus