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Mr. Beaks Attempts To Make Sense Of Everything Is Terrible's Everything Is Festival! Spoiler: He Fails...
When your evening begins with a pagan ceremony involving offerings of JERRY MAGUIRE VHS tapes and ends with the indescribably bizarre kung-fu flick MIAMI CONNECTION, the sight of a towheaded ten-year-old reenacting Adolf Hitler's final hours doesn't horrify quite like it should.
This was the triumph of Everything Is Terrible! and their mind-meltingly bizarre Everything Is Festival!, which took over Los Angeles's The Cinefamily last weekend. For two days, EIT, aided by special guests Rob Huebel, Paul Scheer, Zack Carlson, Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab, transformed that theater into a fog-choked den of found-footage iniquity. They struck fast and quick, following up their call for JERRY MAGUIRE tapes with a timely BP industrial short, which then bled into something we'll call "Scenes from a Biker Rally", where the womenfolk (circa early '90s) were encouraged to flash their breasts, catfight in the mud, and deep-throat mustard-coated hotdogs hanging from a wire (while astride some burly gentleman's Harley).
And before we could make sense of any of this, EIT thrust us into their second feature-length collage, 2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE: TOKYO DRIFT. Finally, after little more than an hour of random found-footage madness, we'd no choice but to accept that the world is a place where shitty showbiz parents will dress their kid in a Nazi uniform, stick a toothbrush mustache under his nose, and have him pretend to blow his brains out just to impress some jaded casting director (who, sad to say, has probably seen worse). People really do such things. And they've no problem leaving evidence of their casual depravity.
Their shamelessness is EIT's gold mine. If you've ever perused EIT's website, you know they're obsessed with documenting pop cultural insanity as it was committed to videotape in the '80s and '90s. They delight in discovering hopelessly un-hip instructional shorts, creepily sexual Christian programming for children, and, generally, shit that defies description - like the vigorous massaging of cats. Then they tweak these analog artifacts as necessary - distorting faces and voices, and inserting all manner of improper imagery until they appear to be the work of Satan himself.
If this were the extent of EIT's ambition, they'd be nothing more than 21st Century Kermit Schafers, exploiting the ineptitude of imbeciles for cheap and forgettable laughs. What makes the collective worthy of a two-day orgy at one of L.A.'s finest repertory houses is their ability to edit these disparate clips together and get them interacting with and commenting on one another - to the point where something approaching a throughline materializes. Granted, they're not the first to do this (Joe Dante and Jon Davidson got there forty-two years ago with THE MOVIE ORGY), but with 2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE: TOKYO DRIFT, EIT appears to be on the verge of saying something kind of profound about our media-saturated culture. And when I figure out what that is, I'll let you know.
Heady artistic ambitions aside, the EIT! crew are still primarily concerned with scrambling the audience's brain with the strangest assortment of clips they can track down - and they've outdone themselves with 2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE: TOKYO DRIFT. Animals, robots, cackling televangelists and lots of Burt Reynolds in MALONE collide for an hour or so; you'll see Duane groove, Gary Busey battle "butt-horns", and, in what seemed to me a sign of the apocalypse, a pyramid of babies sing "Ten Little Indians" (which may not sound horrifying, but, seriously, it totally ruined babies for me). 2E2T is very much EIT's magnum opus; a mess of media that somehow focuses itself into an epic clash between good (represented by Duane) and evil (that Sieg-Heiling little shit mentioned above). It is stunningly... defiantly... almost... coherent. And I have yet to watch it under the influence of anything but alcohol.
For those who thought Zack Carlson's contribution for the evening, MIAMI CONNECTION, was going to be a more staid affair in comparison, the first five minutes of Y.K. Kim's one-and-only directorial effort swiftly demolished that notion. Best described as awesome and proof that God exists, MIAMI CONNECTION is basically a hybrid of ROMEO AND JULIET, FISTS OF FURY (U.S. mis-title), STREETS OF FIRE, Cannon's NINJA movies and THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION. It's a movie about a multicultural group of college buddies who study by day, rock by night, and fight whenever the narrative isn't being derailed by a biker rally that seems to have been spliced into the film by mistake. Moment to moment, there's no telling where this film is headed - and no matter where it darts (no matter how long), it never gets very far. Had Joseph Campbell based the Hero's Journey on a two-yard Barry Sanders rush, MIAMI CONNECTION would've been THE ORESTEIA of the twentieth century.
I've seen many "bad" or "bizarre" movies bring down the house before, so when I tell you that MIAMI CONNECTION belongs in a class with CARNIVAL MAGIC, NIGHT WARNING, FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE and THE BLACK GESTAPO, I mean to say that we've got a psychotronic masterpiece on our hands. MIAMI CONNECTION may be an absolute disaster on every level (right down to star Y.K. Kim's tragic inability to enunciate), but it resonates in its bug-fuck way because Kim and his crew clearly believed in this film. This is a movie made with conviction. Kim had something to say about friendship, family and the danger of ninjas - and he apparently got it all out of his system, because he never made another movie again in his life. I'm spinning my wheels trying to sell you on this thing. Just watch the trailer, and demand it. Live in a college town? Hit up the Alamo Drafthouse boys, and convince them you can fill your local theater with cinephiles who can have fun with, but also appreciate, a one-of-a-kind goof like MIAMI CONNECTION. Make a convincing case and maybe, just maybe, Lars and Zack will bring you the goods.
Saturday was a long, punishing bacchanal, so I wasn't exactly in peak form when I showed up for Sunday's early show, "Harmon and Schrab's Found Crap". But I perked up when Dan Harmon (the creator of COMMUNITY, and, generally, a motherfucker you should respect) kicked things off with a clip from THE PERSONAL TOUCH, a "classy", forward-looking piece of early '80s video pornography from Bobby Hollander. I'm sure BOOGIE NIGHTS' Jack Horner had many fathers, but, watching Hollander lasciviously describe the interactive potential of this new format, it's clear he figured significantly into P.T. Anderson's formulation of the character. For legal reasons (I'm guessing), we didn't get to see anybody fuck. (Boo.) But if the rest of the video is as erotic as the introduction, I'm pretty sure it's AGNES OF GOD hot.
As promised, Harmon and Schrab showed off a racist Benny Hill clip (an A-TEAM spoof featuring good ol' Benny in blackface as B.A.) and lots of squirm-inducingly awful stand-up reels (one of which, swear to god, may have been a serial killer's confession). But the highlight for me was a gun safety instruction video in which a grandfather seduces his grandson by teaching him how to fire a rifle. This is a 100% accurate description of the video: it's spank material for the Teabag Nation. Surely someone involved in the filming of this thing either was arrested or fled to Thailand.
And then there was the Found Footage Battle Royale, which was rowdy, controversial, but ultimately won by the guy who brought the best clips. Let's leave it at that.
Had I not spent most of the weekend inebriated, I might've emerged from the Everything Is Festival! with a belief that all of this, every last second of ephemera, connects in some way... that our defenses-down enjoyment of being in front of the camera exposes us all as a pack of fame-craving assholes. There's something more to EIT's process; they're building to something. Thankfully, I did spend most of the weekend inebriated, so my spotty analysis ends here.
Visit Everything Is Terrible, buy their new movie (they went to my alma mater, so show them the moneys), demand the 3,000 screen release of MIAMI CONNECTION, watch COMMUNITY this fall on NBC, and bring back THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM you assholes.
Faithfully submitted,
Mr. Beaks
P.S. For a brilliant essay on the importance of Everything Is Terrible!, please read this now. And follow Danny Mears on Twitter.
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thirst
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in toronto and i'll see
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If not my favorite of all-time. Give me a couple drinks and I'll recite the entire film by heart. Why were they making fun of it?
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Sep 03, 2010 3:07:09 AM CDT
How long before sincerity makes a comeback
by guy who got a headache and accidentally
enough of this ironic and surreal shit
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Not soon enough.
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Need to see it!
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OK, just after reading your text I went to their website and bought both DVDs. You make it sound extremely awesome. Thanks for the heads-up.
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The shit they're shoveling is beyond the pale, but it IS shit people have consumed somehow. Their purpose isn't irony, but horror.
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Screw them. So easy to look down your nose at any particular thing...
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Who gives a fuck about who finds this kind of thing funny? What's the big deal?
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EiT has been one of the finest comedy endeavours on the web now for some years.
Both the funniest, and the oddest. The oddness coming largely from the average people's efforts of clambering into their little slivers of spotlight and, overall, the low-fi blankness seemingly entirely appropriate considering the nature of the medium they're often mining -- VHS, home video & cable, and the medium they're then normally delivering on -- the internet. It's all of a piece and, for me, works really kind of beautifully.
Sounds as if they're not finished yet, so I look forward to checking out their continuing adventures. Thanks for the report, Capone.
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some of the stuff these guys find is incredible
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http://tinyurl.com/2bd7abw
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Nope this ain't fer me.
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is seriously funnier/weirder/scarier than anything that came out in theaters or on TV in the last five years.
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I can sit at the house or use my phone to look up weird shit on youtube all day. Why would I want to "demand" this shit be shown in the local theater? Let the Hipsters go to the Alamo,sip on PBR and blow smoke up these guys asses. The rest of us are ok with out it. I know it worked with Paranormal Activity but this crap of putting stupid movies out like this and Human Centipede then blasting these sites with "demand it in your area now!!" is bullshit.
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Thank you very much I was not in the mood for that but now I think I am in the mood for just about anything. This proves that you can get ample enjoyment out of reading total esoteric nonsense. AICN periodically delivers!
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I was at the first Alamo screening of MIAMI CONNECTION a few months back and Beaks isn't exaggerating anything. This movie is hilariously inept and immensely watchable, and the addition of watching it with a crowd made it even better. One of the best cinema experiences of my life.
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If you like movies in which the heroes are members of a Tae-Kwon-Do gang who are also in a rock band called Dragon Song and play tunes like "Against the Ninja" and "Friends Forever" then this is the film for you. Oh, you say you've never seen a movie in which the heroes are members of a Tae-Kwon-Do gang who are also in a rock band called Dragon Song and play tunes like "Against the Ninja" and "Friends Forever"? Well then get off your ass and get a copy of MIAMI CONNECTION on VHS today!
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It's been a busy weekend on AICN (heh heh).My weekend was pretty damned relaxing and fun. I never thought having a kid would be fun. But it is a SHITLOAD of fun!How was the weekend for y'all? I know it was a painful one for poor Cheeses (and likely still is).
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Sep 07, 2010 9:13:23 AM CDT
how many of you watched a shit load of STAR WARS this weekend?
by six demon bag
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I never know
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I missed so much this weekend i am not even trying to catch up. Cheeses cracked a rib trying to use his cat as a snowboard on the stairs, any other highlights i should know about?
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rest his [DELETED] soul
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...this is the one that finally did the trick...
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Not too much, just the usual repetitive bullshit in the Trekback, of course our buddy *cough* Choppah was in his usual douchbag mode, but then again, that's nothing new either.How are you Mac?
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It was a SW weekend....nuttin wrong wit dat!
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Lots of running around for work today. Covering back to school shit. How YOU doin rogue.
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Doing pretty good, Mrs Rogue has been working nights since friday which blows, but apart from that, had a good 3 day weekend. Talking to my youngest last night (he's 8) and that kid get so emotional sometimes. He was telling me how he misses his step cousins (he spent the weekend with them camping) and how he gets "butterflies" in his stomach after spending a few days with someone and then leaving them. i told him its ok to miss people, its a natural feeling. He then said to me "I really miss you too daddy" and I told him I missed him. Then he said "No I really miss you daddy" I knew exactly what he meant and I told him that I miss him everyday. We both held back the tears, at least I knew I was, and I am sure he was too.That has been the hardest thing about my divorce. Leaving my kids. Sometimes I wish I could be like those fathers who have no trouble seeing their kids 8 or 9 times a month. Guys who feel relieved by getting divorced, relieved that they don't have to deal with the kids everyday, that they only have to be the fun parent and that's it. That's not me, I have never felt relieved, or anything, all I have felt is heartbreak in not being with my children everyday. I wish I could just turn it off. As much as I try, I can't and probably won't ever be able to. Not having my kids in my daily life has been the worst thing ever. I can't understand the father's who can just leave and just be happy being a part time parent.Ok now that I have thoroughly depressed everyone, back onto happier subjects.
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Sounds like you're a great dad.
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Any MACHETE?
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I do my best, but it's damn frustrating. When I hear about shit that goes on at their house and I cant step in and say anything, all I get from the ex is "what goes on at MY house is not your concern". I get excluded from stuff, the biggest one being Boy Scouts, because of two things....of course, money and she feels like the step douche needs to have his own thing with my boys, of course it has to be something significant like scouts, a nice excuse to exclude me from something that is a big thing in their lives right now.I keep on doing my best and my kids know I am always there for them, it's just frustrating for all of us. They would rather it be me then their step douche, but they know this is how it is, and they accept it. Strange how money only means something to their mother, they could give two shits if I give child support. They just want everyone to be happy and get along. Too bad their mother's idea of getting along is me bowing to her every demand and giving her money at the expense of everything else in my life. She would be fine seeing me homeless as long as I was paying her child support. Oh and I cannot mention her without noting that she has a six figure income.Ok i will not let the PB become my personal bitching spot again. Sorry guys I get on these rants and just keep going.
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Didn't see Machete, just watched The Crazies at home, posted a short review in out last PB. Was good. How about yourself?
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I knew this 19 year old kid who fathered 2 kids with 2 different girls and RAN and is still dodging. Absolutely no interest in the 2 future pork stars he brought into this world. I have never had less respect for a person.
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It was as good as expected with the debut of Lindsey Lohan's knockers. 3.5/5
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I just don't understand shit like that. Having kids is such a great thing, it's a gift to be a parent, no matter what people say. I could never ever abandon my children. They are the sole reason why I still live in NY. Mrs Rogue went without her kids for a long time, and it was not her fault, her ex backed out of the deal they made when she left, but it was so hard for her to be so far away. If i didn't have kids, I would have left NY probably soon after I split up with the ex. I even considered moving to Connecticut or Pennsylvania, only at tops 2 hours away. But I could not even do that. Just the though of not being close to my kids like I am now just made me sick, I couldn't do it. It's bad enough I am not part of their daily lives, but to be hours away instead of minutes? Nope, no thanks. I'd rather stay in NY and struggle than to move away from them. It was heartbreaking enough to leave them one time, no way I could do it a second time.
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plus the trusted reviews here at the PB..
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I have heard that it was poorly paced, and even boring. Seems hard to believe, Clooney is usually a reliable actor, but who knows. Will probably save that one for home viewing.Speaking of Clooney, I watched The Peacemaker the other day, I really liked that flick, did anyone else?
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...THE BARLEY.A Catholic Irish medical student (Cillian Murphy) gets sucked into the struggle for Irish independence in 1920 or thereabouts.
I know very little about the real history of this time period in Ireland, so I can't say if events are represented fairly...but this one had me on the edge of my seat.If a harrowing tale of violence leading to more violence, green foggy hillsides, stone cottages, woolen trousers, flat caps, bolt action rifles, bullets to the back of the head, and rusty pliers in natural looking light and real locations sounds like something you might interested in...then this is the movie for you.Regular guys and childhood friends fighting a guerrilla war in small, crumbling plastered towns and damp countryside...trying to figure out the right thing to do for themselves and their country as best they can. Loyalties are strained to the breaking point.
4 out of 5...maybe more. It made a big impression.
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I was done at the end of that one. I had no choice but to chug a triple of Jameson and slump off to bed once the credits rolled.
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...4.5 at least. I really hate coming up with number ratings.
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this weekend, with NCFOM and TWTSTB.
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I have had that on the q for some time now. The mick in Mac can't let this one go unwatched any longer.I haven't seen the peacemaker in awhile rogue put i rememmber digging it. I seem to remember laser sights in the beginning and a cobblestone church at the end. Cloondog kicking ass.
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Sep 07, 2010 11:09:22 AM CDT
...maybe a little, but both are extraordinarily beautiful...
by flickapoo
...in their own way. THE WIND was even exhilarating in a way. No despair lighting here...it's the mundane that depresses me to the core.
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Sep 07, 2010 11:14:15 AM CDT
Meanwhile, I can't stop watching INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS.
by colonelfatheart
It's going on the Christmas list: IBPATHS OF GLORY CriterionTHE THIN RED LINE CriterionTHE LEOPARD Criterion (reading the novel now; fantastic)The Dark Tower series (too many friends whose taste I trust, present company included, have recommended it for me to pass it up much longer)
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...NO COUNTRY the first time I saw it, I'm glad I had the good sense to heap praise upon it at the same time...because you guys were correct. I didn't give enough weight to a few key scenes...Roscoe Brown in a wheelchair in particular.
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That might go on my urn.
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THEY FUCKIN' STILL HURT!!!!But either not as badly, or I am just getting acclimated to the pain. Slept much better last night, can actually lie on my back and breath at the same time now, so I guess that's progress...
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...overall I really enjoyed it, but I don't recommend approaching them as novels. It's more like a great TV show...ups, downs, high-points, low points, inspired seasons, less inspired seasons...
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...it's at least a week before you're ready for any chicken fucking...and even then it has to sweet, gentle lovemaking. Preferably chicken on top.
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Sep 07, 2010 11:32:23 AM CDT
Glad to see you still have your cracked sense of humor, Queso.
by colonelfatheart
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and someone who has read just about all of his stuff: Go for it. Flicka has the right idea. One caveat: King mentions Dark Tower things in a few of his later books. Doesn't matter. The only other 'non-tower' book you REALLY SHOULD read (prolly between books 4 & 5, cause it picks up steam 5 thru 7) is INSOMNIA. Trust me on this one. If you don't, there's gonna be someone who pops up late in the game that will have you asking "Whodafuck?".
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May wanna get on some Salem's Lot as well Colonel, if you haven't already. I don't know why, but he decided to pull someone from there also.
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...THE TALISMAN, but only if you feel like it.
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...come before another though.
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always pullin' characters out of his own ass...I stopped reading King with Pet Cemetary after I realized nobody had the balls to edit him.EDITOR: "Mr. King, I think you could shorten this chapter to like, I don't know, ONE SENTENCE..."KING: "FUCK YOU!!! NOBODY EDITS THE KKKKKKING!!!!"
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The Talisman is sitting on the shelf, too.
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HEARTS IN ATLANTIS. Yeah, his ass got really into making it a 'shared multiverse' there at the end, didn't he? Behold...with my crazy eyes I tie EVERYTHING together! Yes, even THE TOMMYKNOCKERS!!! As a matter of fact, I'm gonna tie in THE TOMMYKNOCKERS and DREAMCATCHER! The aliens are among us, in many forms! Possession and poo-slugs! I cannot be stopped, for I am KIIIIIIING!!! Boooo-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!
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...miniseries got off to a strong start, but the ending was a stench unto heaven (mostly just the last episode).
Overall, it was solid for someone like me who requires a regular fix of non renaissance fair medievalosity. A man can only read and watch THE NAME OF THE ROSE so many times.
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are 'if you wanna read 'ems'. TALISMAN because you need to read it, as BLACK HOUSE is its direct sequel. BLACK HOUSE is the one that mentions gunslingers, but it's more of a throwaway thing. No bearing on The Dark Tower, really. If I remember correctly.
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...into a coherent Kingland.
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I can't gather the desire to watch it, especially now. Boardwalk Empire is coming soon, and that will be my Lost replacement until A Game of Thrones hits in the springtime.
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...a house (yellow). Perfectly acceptable if you're getting something else done at the same time, but no way I'd just sit there and read it.
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It's pretty easy to do when the basic conceit is that there are multiple universes. But I WILL give him props on some of the little details. Like all the special kids (a recurring theme of his), and his other favorite: the arachnid-like villain.
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Sep 07, 2010 12:02:25 PM CDT
EDITOR: "Mr. King...this Under the Dome manuscript..?"
by cheeses_of_nazareth
KING: "Yeah?"EDITOR: "You do realize the Simpson's already did it?"
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Sep 07, 2010 12:04:21 PM CDT
I remembered enjoying Desperation and The Regulators.
by colonelfatheart
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to gird this broken body and prepare for another evening at the salt mine...
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...THE GIRL WHO LOVED TOM GORDON, CELL, and DARK TOWER, but I've listened to most of the rest. I used to despise audio books, but fell in love with them when I had to get through a nine hour day of scraping led based paint off an old house.
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Thee are two books that are very similar to two of King's that I feel are actually superior to King's. One is a vampire story titled They Thirst. As much as I liked Salem's Lot, they Thirst blows it away. Also as much as I loved The Stand, a book titled Swan Song is also, IMO better. Both are by Robert McCammon, a very underrated author who has always been a great writer, just never achieved the fame and notoriety that King got. I'm not saying he is better than King, just that he has two books that are superior. If you get the chance, read them, you will not be disappointed, that I guarantee.
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...long, labor based $10 an hour work days. I don't recommend a day of digging out stumps with shovel, pick, and pry-bar without an audio book.
The trick is picking the right sort of book. I try (tried) to go for things I probably would never read in proper book form. History and non fiction are great...and simple, conversational novels without too many characters to keep track of. One week I listened to a 1,500 or so page definitive biography of Hemingway. Fascinating, but no way I'm ever going to sit down and read that for real. -
However, I think we should try to set something up at the Shelter, a recommendation of the month thread, in which each Pebrew can recommend one book, one movie, one album/song/artist, one video game anything else each month. OR: We could do a rotation, with each Pebrew getting a month to his/herself. Thoughts? Suggestions?
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Sep 07, 2010 12:24:55 PM CDT
I mean, of course, we should still talk about that shit here.
by colonelfatheart
But I think it'd be useful to have some of this stuff on record for reference purposes.
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http://tinyurl.com/37g7sxh
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...nobody here needs a full month of poo flicking recommendations from me...better to spread it around.
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...reflecting off his balding head.
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something each month, but only ONE thing, be it a TV show, a movie, a book, a video game, a restaurant, a beer, etc. We could call it Pebrews Picks of the Month Club, with each entry on the thread corresponding to each month. It could be curated by one Pebrew (whether it's an admin or a "Cooler King" rotation) who would then solicit recommendations via email.
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...and I'll never be the same.
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I second that idea, a Recommendation of the month, and we could do it for whatever we wanted to, a book, movie, whatever, or all of them. Take charge of this!!!!!
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Sep 07, 2010 12:34:50 PM CDT
Again, just ideas. Please feel free to shoot 'em down or amend '
by colonelfatheart
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...a cut and paste job. Thing you recommend in caps, and a brief review of why you like it.
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This one's a classic.
"I love dykes! Dykes! CHINA!"
"I am not a pedofork, you dorks!"
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I'll gladly handle the responsibilities each month.
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...recommendations are collected posted here for discussion...and at The Shelter for future reference?...
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"Rogue and Fuzzy were siamese twins joined at the brain, only to be seperated by a secret super-science team" puzzle. I love McCammon as well. He's from Birmingham, y'know. Matter of fact, BOY'S LIFE is one of those books I read over and over. Never read THEY THIRST, but I've read just about everything elso of his. His last 3 books, SPEAKS THE NIGHTBIRD, THE QUEEN OF BEDLAM, and MR SLAUGHTER; set in 18th century America starring Mr Matthew Corbett, are all stellar. And I love GONE SOUTH, a lovely little Southern Gothic Freakshow of a thriller.
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I send out the email around the second of the month, give it a week to get as many as possible back, with continued hectoring. I copy and paste, format ever so slightly, and post 'em one by one here and then compile them in an entry in the Shelter thread.
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Name of item (ex. Speaks the Nightbird by McCammon)Category (ex. Novel)Recommended by (Pebrew name) What's so great about it: (synopsis, explanation, &c.)
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There is no doubt we were separated at birth my brother.I need to catch up on my McCammon books, but damn I also loved The Wolf's Hour and Stinger. I heard Mr Slaughter was really good as well. What's that one about?They Thirst will probably only be found at secondhand bookstores, or at the library as it has been out of print for some time. Being a fan, They Thirst is a must read, hands down best vampire story, ever, and I do not say that lightly.
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Even more stuff for THE LIST. That damn list is gonna have to be renamed THE TOME or something soon.
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Sep 07, 2010 12:52:05 PM CDT
The synopsis/explanation should be short, as Flick said.
by colonelfatheart
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He called it his "life upgrade." He obsessed over Sony as though the company were a person he could relate to. Meanwhile, he calls Microsoft's Xbox 360 the Hex-Box...
I should point out that, although it was through blackmail, he has literally humped his PS3 (fully clothed).
http://tinyurl.com/2wxq5tg
"I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! Kill the Hex-box! New reason why they call it the motherfucking 360, you look at it makes you turn around— makes you do a 360° and walk away. Very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, whatever the half of 360° is."
Keep in mind, his PS3 was paid for by American taxpayers like you. Yes, he gets a check from the government monthly for being "high-functioning autistic," which is exactly like another thing called "aspergers syndrome," though he'll never admit it because it sounds like ass burgers.
Anyway, in the last couple of weeks, he done goofed and formatted his PS3's hard drive when there was a problem. Even though he could have easily redownloaded his $3.5k worth of purchases, he lamented over the save files which are gone forever. He then FUCKING DESTROYS his life upgrade and the PS3 you paid for with your taxes, on video.
The details over why he did it are muddled. There was a $9k bounty posted on a forum for the death of his PS3. It appears he tried to collect on that. You can watch that mini-saga unfold below.
"I bid you fond...faredieu. Adieu. Fond farewell..."
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/0671735632/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used
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Sep 07, 2010 12:57:19 PM CDT
He tried to take advantage of an excellent arbitrage
by colonelfatheart
opportunity, 'moose. That's the American way.
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Dude's back-story is just sooo cool. And just the concept of a werewolf as a WWII spy is a winner. I'm pretty sure the Bham liberry has THEY THIRST, so I'll go lookin' fer it soon. If you're gonna read MR SLAUGHTER, you really must read SPEAKS THE NIGHTBIRD and THE QUEEN OF BEDLAM in that order before the third. They are all set in early America and deal with Matthew Corbett, who starts out as a law clerk for a magistrate in NIGHTBIRD, dealing with a witchcraft case in a small town. Throughout QUEEN OF BEDLAM, he's back in New York on another case, and becomes part of a 'detective agency', a new idea at that time. SLAUGHTER is third in the series. All are worth your time. I got a feeling he's gonna run with Corbett for a while. I'm along for the ride as long as he does. And if you haven't, seek out his short story collection BLUE WORLD. There are some corkers in there.
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...we don't need five Pebrews recommending INCEPTION 2: IMMACULATE INCEPTION: DEEPER AND HARDER the same month.
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...adequacy or bust!
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Personal stuff mainly, or stuff you've recently discovered that you'd missed out on. Stuff like that.
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McCammon's SWAN SONG was also terrific.
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no big deal. What matters is why the Pebrew in question is recommending it.
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A lot grittier and nasty than THE STAND, that's for sure.
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http://tinyurl.com/28lawra
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These crazy fuckers want what the Muslim extremists want: an apocalyptic showdown.
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He was born Sept 11, 2008. He'll be 2 years old. We're gonna burn some candles. I'd like to burn a spliff, but that's frowned upon in my family.
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Don't offend any Muslims while I'm gone.
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You can post your recommendations there.
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Gonna def have to check out the Corbett series as well.Eh 9/11....3 days after my birthday, I remember exactly where I was that morning, I remember everyone worrying because my then bro in law worked at the World Financial Center at the time, right next door to the towers. We didnt hear from him for some time and were worried sick. He had to walk from Manhattan into Queens, we were so relieved to finally hear from him, but god what a thing to go through, fortunately, it ended well, not so much for countless others.
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and designate each post for each month.
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As much as I wanted to finally go see Inception, there was just no time =(.
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To send a group email it's the "group email" address listed, right?
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I'll have to get back to that one later. So far, so good, though.
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firsted.
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Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcar
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...hot lava definitely won the Pit Of Stuff That Will Kill You wars of the 20th century.
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where artax dies...theyll be shitting themselves over quicksnad by weeks end.
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...gets all the girls, and media attention, and big budgets.
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Lava Pit does its own lighting.
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but why is my older son, when im begging for him to help me before i fall into lava...why does he kick me off the bed???
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as "hot lover pit" for several years...he'd get really flustered when I teased him about it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5CVTY87-1M
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as the anti-Obama. It may be their most cynical ploy yet.
"Attention fat, white American males! We have a candidate JUST LIKE YOU."
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Heading out for now boys, but will be back later. Keep that chicken greased!
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Sep 07, 2010 3:31:36 PM CDT
Hey, rogue. Could you update your email at the Shelter?
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Sep 07, 2010 3:38:02 PM CDT
Nevermind, rogue. I think I just punched in the wrong one.
by colonelfatheart
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a 's Rec Room email from me.
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is gonna be like Chanukah, minus one!
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Read McCammon's 'Stinger' about a million years ago. Always meant to get back to his catalog, but never did. Definitely a good writer, tho.
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What's shakin'?
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...or trilogy or something you were recommending recently? I was trying to tell someone about it, but couldn't remember the info...
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Fucking great book. Can't wait to see where it goes from the first book.
Also, THE STRAIN trilogy from G. Del Toro & Chuck Hogan is really good too. It's kinda like the CSI version of a vampire story, but it's also pretty damn epic. The first two of that trilogy are out now. -
....You could almost look at the first two books of THE STRAIN as a prequel to THE PASSAGE.
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That first one had me creeped out walking around at night. It's a really scary spin on the traditional vampire.
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...I had the two combined into one series. The person was telling me about THE PASSAGE and how great it is, and I said "that sounds a lot like a trilogy a friend was raving about...".
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The RAVENOUS soundtrack by Damon Albarn and...uh, some other dude.
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...and the rest of it too.
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They're pretty similar, basically, but approach the subject in entirely different ways. Think 'The Stand' vs. 'The Road'. Not that I've read 'The Road', but I think I got a handle on the tone.
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And it's perfectly suited for 'The Passage', at least once you get past the prologue.
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...THE ROAD...in this scenario?
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Gilliam can't catch a break
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he should change the names and just put a windmill in there somewhere. We'll figure it out.
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The Passage is kinda like if The Stand surprise sexed The Road. The Strain is more like something in our Adventure Fiction section but with more horrific elements. Is that any clearer?
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never watched it before but there is a Bad Girls Club marathon on the Oxygen channel. hot bitches be crazy.
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It's a pointless show, but it's hard to ignore.
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...thank you.
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That's like a mastiff invading a mini-pincher.
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I figure it will be over in a half hour but it just keeps going. They get hammered and yell at each other, make out with each other and run around half naked. If there was an uncensored version it would be the greatest show ever.
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That shit is borderline surreal. My fiancee said someone on the radio described the face of Danielle Staub, possibly the most loathsome of the Housewives (although I really hate Teresa), as a Picasso version of Sandra Bullock's.
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..."real lives of women" show about dominatrix chicks who specialize in men that like to be treated like dressage ponies and such?
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...that could very well be the perfect novel.
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that sounds infinitely more interesting. No these are dumb whores trying to out slut each other.
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I shit you not, and you can take that to the bank. And other platitudes. If I were Harry, I'd say "This book made me pitch a tent in my literary trousers", or somesuch nonsense.
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can't have a proper chinstrap imitation without acting like a giggly bitch.
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Sep 07, 2010 5:49:00 PM CDT
If you had a sock nearby, Teddy, you woulda splooged it up?
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and my favorite flavorGUN!
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Not much giggling to be had while reading The Passage, I'm afraid. And it's a little hard to sock-splooge to the end of civilization. But I managed.
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similar to Cat Humping.You'll win at Art and Irony.
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Went out for a smoke, it was sprinkling. Had to run back in under a serious downpour. Now I gotta go shelve mags looking like Alfalfa. Yee-Freaking-Ha.
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that was supposed to be Hump Catting. Big difference.
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It looks daunting, but you won't be able to put it down.
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YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
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"At least I don't take off my clothes for money.""At least I'm not a heroine addict.""You're so unattractive right now."good one.
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...make lemonaids.
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...that's going to be my new thing around here...brace yourselves...
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prime contender for a spot on Bad Girls Club.
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Don't know why I threw that out there. Maybe to out myself as someone who balks at really long books, I guess.
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...you talkin' to me?
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...you are so unattractive right now.
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Wow that Trekback is really in a nasty zone. I can't believe that the debate over that movie is still so heated. Still, it's the same shit being said over and over. But it's fun to watch, I just refuse to participate.
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Meanwhile, who the fuck would want a Hans Landa statue on their mantle? "Uh, I just thought it was that good of a performance?" "Bullshit, Nazi-lover!"
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...Uwe Boll + the Holocaust?
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If you liked Stinger, then check out They Thirst and Swan Song...McCammon knocks it outta the park with those two.
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...so much they're all confused...don't know who or what to hate anymore.
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We only have one copy of Swan Song here, so I can't 'borrow' it from the store per policy. I'll try to find them at Half-Price Books come payday.
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AND I made it all the way thru. Now, I love a good bad movie, but there was nothing, NOTHING redeeming about it at all. And as incredible as it seems, ALONE IN THE DARK is even worse. Did anybody else play the original PC game of AitD? The first survival horror game. Terrible graphics, but man was that game fun.
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...is that they don't have nearly enough world class boobies to justify the terribleness.
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I can't get my head around it. And the talent he gets for these things blows my mind. I guess these days Jurgen Prochnow will take any paycheck he can get.
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Have you guys seen that? Do.
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...I think next month it goes to the top.
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They're heroic, and they're chicks! What's wrong with that?
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sounds a lot like a similar thing that was on here about 15 years ago. I thought I'd watch it for a laugh, but the people were so unlikeable I realised the joy i'd get from it would be hypocritical!
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D'oh. There goes that one.
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...flick. It's just that where there is much incompetence, much nudity and enthusiastic mayhem must follow. I've heard he fails at this most important of all B-movie principles.
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I'm sure it's a simple search away, but the reason they keep getting released as shocking as they are from memory is something to do with tax incentives and it being advantageous if they LOSE money in Germany or something? Silly numbers stuff or something like that.
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Super Troopers is better, I liked Club Dread actually and Slammin Salmon was pretty fuckin stupid.
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...about not growing beans?
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It's just a little hard to get into, I think, because it works so well on the comedy AND the horror fronts. I'm a big Broken Lizard fan, but I will say they've been slowly but steadily going downhill since SUPER TROOPERS. BEERFEST is still a fucking riot, tho.
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Makes me wanna learn fucking German and start making movies my own self...
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...not at all.
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"I've been shitting pancakes ever since."
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Tommyknockers made me crazy when it started repeating itself. The book could easily have been half as long and said the same things. Now I'm more verbose than anyone, but yes, jeez, an editor man!
I really loved his Bachman books though, they're about the best stuff he ever did for me.
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"Attention...uh...bear fucker! Do you need assistance?"
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Hee hee.
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"Hank and Yu are fucking dead!"
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whats the name of that retaurant you like with all the crazy shit on the walls?Shenanigans?
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I liked that those people got killed for not sharing the weed. That should be punishable by death.
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I too, have never had the displeasure of seeing a Uwe Boll movie. Always heard too many bad things about them to warrant a viewing.
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...balloons and doing SOUTH PARK quotes right now...
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...or maybe even my seventh sense..."
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"Disregard that, Rabbit."
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Wanna come back to my place and pound Mr. Slave in the ass?Jesus Christ.
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Settle down Meow.
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"If you hafta ask you can't afford it."
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"Now I'm out. Praise Allah."
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handles. I may not know who's recommending what.
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"Ok, but be safe, brother....and try to get my fucking stuff to me at some point."Mac out.
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Watch out for Das Boot.
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BEERFEST over TROOPERS?
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But BEERFEST gets a lot of repeat viewings in the Fatheart household.
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They're both hilarious. I just can't watch BEERFEST without getting ridiculously hammered, so I can only watch it every once in awhile.
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Jeffrey jones can hurt you no more. Rest my son, rest
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Associate Bob from DEMOLITION MAN. Huh, he was also Monsieur Mallah on the Teen Titans cartoon. Awesome.
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foppish eunuch toadies.
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ya know what I'm sayin'...
Shadix was the Mayor in Nightmare too. "The king of Halloween has been blown to Smithereens!" -
He's not smiling. Doesn't really look like him.
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You'd put a statue of a NAZI on your mantle? Fictional or not, you're gonna get some strange looks when you have people over...
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It'll be a conversation piece.
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Could turn into an arguement piece real quick, tho. Alright gang, I'm absconding into the night with my bag 'o porn. Have a good 'un.
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For 6 grand...THATS a coversational piece!! Gives the new meaning of Come with me if you want to live!!!
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Keep sockin' that chicken, Ted!
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...and dirty talks SOUTH PARK quotes...there's your conversation starter.
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I sent mine.
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...we didn't. Some day though...some day...
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Everybody who's doing the Rec Room thing, don't spill what you're recommending. That ruins the surprise. Wait until it's posted in bulk.
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through this barren talkback. Left for dead!
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I was hoping people would hold off anyway.
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that Peeb great together...
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for a big antelope he's a stealthy fucker...
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My month is getting off to a truly pathetic start... at this rate, I am screwed. Something better change, pronto. Haven't had time to catch up yet... what the heck is up here? Any highlights?
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BEERFEST vs SUPER TROOPERS Dark Tower talk Flick's Half-Assed review of THE WIND THAT SHAKES THE BARLEY Bad Girls Club Recent post-apocalyptic vampire fiction.
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Flick's copies from the library when he brings them home. Basically, I wait till he shows up with books, and then I surprise-sex those books while he's not looking.... then he comes looking for them, and they're all spread-eagle on my lap, and I just bat my eyes at him and say "Oh, honey, don't worry, I'll be done soon." And he just grumbles and leaves... cause he knows I'm right....
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Still at work for another few minutes before I head home and plop straight into bed.
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I hope beyond hope that things get better.
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We're doing Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, for the Pedalback? No, wait. Maybe its more like What Not To Watch/Eat/Drink/Do?
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If it were September 24th, they'd be woes. I still have time... I just have a lot of ground to cover. I hate that.
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because that would have made my Scary/Toddlerpoo post really awkward...
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I send out a mass email soliciting recommendations, and Peebs send back what they're rec'ing, be it a movie, a show, an album, an artist, a restaurant, a dish, booze, etc., in this format: Name of thingCategory of thingRecommended by (Peeb's name)Explanation of why you're picking it.
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Did I just miss that, or did he just surprise-post the PB?
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I'll compile into one post in the designated thread at the Shelter, and reveal the recs in the PB one by one.
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My Dad does that to me. Even with comics!
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Keep fuckin' that chicken, folks!
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Y'all are going to get a lot of wine education from yours truly... I consider it fair trade for all the movie/book recs I get off'n here.
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watch out for bad guys!
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version of a superhero costume, he'll go all WTF on this: The classic Phantom (well, more classic in the rest of the world, America seems to ignore him), "re-imagined" beyond all recognition. Looks like a fucking neoprene covered bike courier. And get a load of the justification! Nano-matrix fabric!!
Oh wait, at least they let him keep his belt buckle. That's much better.
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Has Red-eye. Pback flashback!
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I'm not even overly familiar with the character, and I think it blows.
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...I hardly noticed. I was far too busy looking at the NSFW body-paint superhero costumes. Supergirl in particular is noteworthy.
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Had a few things to do the last little bit. Been at a high school girls' volleyball tourney. Don't worry, my brother coaches, and mama mia wanted to go. I didn't just go alone, scopin' out girls young enough to be mine. Not that far gone yet. So I've had to get the trash to the curb & get the dishes in the washer, that sort of thing. Now I'm trying to finish up transferring my CD collection to the digital on the ol' laptop. Been a nice piece of work. Missing a few discs of note too. Dammit. How're ya'll doin?
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So I am going to head to dreamland, peace out pebrews, keep on stickin that chicken! Talk to everyone tomorrow :)
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Sep 07, 2010 10:19:42 PM CDT
OK, gents... I go to torture my poor dear wedded husband
by scarywaitress
with Season One of Project Runway. Yeah, you heard me. A little fashion design... a little Cabernet Franc from the Loire... what could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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Superman in a black trenchcoat with a muted S-shield. Oh, wait.....
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Sep 07, 2010 10:20:23 PM CDT
...night, Colon-El. In the future, when we're all enjoying...
by flickapoo
...the Pudendaful fruits of 's Rec Room, we'll remember this day.
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my personal fave is Wonder Woman 3, though. DAMN, she even looks like Lynda Carter. Spidergirl isn't bad, either.
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Now just imagine Chigurh invading the set of PROJECT RUNWAY.
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Fantastic body... but she's a soccer mom. Ditto for Wonder Woman 1.
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...it's...it's too late for me...
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I was never even there. Poor bastard. He'll be changing his name to StickaPoo before we know it.
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Guess what still hurts?
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Sorry man.
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Or sumthin. Eyelids heavy. Sleep well, and dream of morphine.
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but it is a lot better today...
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...every twelve hours, or we're sending out the St. Bernards.
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That you were under both types of influence and forgot that cats love to walk under and around you? And they don't care if it's dark (reference my eyesight agreement from your post before)?
Sorry, just joshin' - glad things are getting slightly better. I was just about to advocate the hospital/doctor. It's not worth the potential or permanent risk. I know, I know. I'm a typical guy too and hate going (which reminds me, gotta get a new prescription) to doctors and all that, but you don't want to do yourself irreparable damage dude. Take care of yourself my friend. -
side things, especially on the Huffington and other posts you guys do. There was something last week where the main link was interesting enough, but lead to much more interesting (perv-worthy) tidbits:
Case in point, the reason I usually have 50 odd windows open in my browser:
Mmmm. Nigella:
http://tinyurl.com/34wu7jn
Now that's a woman, even if those pics aren't great.
And as for superheroes/heroines:
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The eagle's head looks like she's got a Jesus abs situation going on. She's a man, baby!
Did I tell you how I did a paintover of a Megan Gale photo when I heard she was auditioning for JLA? I like to take credit for getting her the role! Typically, the movie fell in a heap. D'oh! -
Laterz, adn HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROGUE, in 5,4,3,2...
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I'll just have to try harder next time...Seriously, I think I just bruised it...very badly...maybe separated a little muscle or tendon... But, at work I get to tell people who call in sick, like this high school girl who called out tonight...Girl: "I'm having really bad menstrual cramps..."Me: "I'm here and I have a broken rib cage..."
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...ribs are the worst.
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That movie is just comedy gold.
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How to foil the fakers: write down the date they used the cramp thing. If next time the maths works out, they're fair dinkum. If it doesn't you've got 'em sussed.
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Birthday song from NOFX Happy birthday you're not special you're getting older and not much betterwe all wanted to embarrass you and that's why we're singing this song so happy fucking birthday you're not special.
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Thanks for the b-day wishes guys! Mrs Rogue made me an awesome breakfast, having Chinese for dinner, gonna be a good day my friends!
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What are you like 12? Bahahahahah
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I'll have an egg roll, egg drop soup, and beef and broccoli with white rice. Pass the soy sauce.
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My you are a disgusting little fuck, DickGreedy.
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after I eat Chinese. The protein in their meat is full of the muscle memory of exploitation
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Get fucked.morning sixies
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just dont ruin wonton soup..i begs ya!hey mac..
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it looks good..all things considered..but you have to take into account that it sounds like the original to a tee..it looks like it..and that it is bringing nothing new to the table..we'll see..i wouldve released it a week or two closer to halloween..but eh..
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No way it is as good as the of though
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Fuckin auto correct ruining my street cred
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Who cares about yer faggy vamp shite?
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why in God's name did they think they had to change the bloody names of the leads? It's not like they're not known in America or too 'foreign' sounding or anything... they keep saying they're going to be so true to the source but that makes me nervous. Aside from that I just don't seen Hitgirl (yikes, I typed hotgirl by mistake!) as being 'otherworldly' enough. But I'll be overjoyed to be proven wrong though. I'll give it a fair shake, misgivings aside.
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My bad yo.
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and Happy Birthday Rogue!
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did his mind get blown?
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Also mornin Sixies and NillaMac, I'll be having a shrimp roll, general tso's chicken and shrimp fried rice :)
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theres a place across town that has the best egg rolls and some kick ass pork fried rice..im sure ill be eating there by weeks end.
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Birthday Boy!
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happy bday!
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Been a good day so far, hoping the Mrs comes thru with some mary jane for me ;)
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I invited his ass over.
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Still covering back to school stuff. I have been in the live truck ALL day. 9 hrs. Personal record.
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This place is as vacant as CHOPPAHs last birthday party.
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Yea my boss makes me work on my birthday...douche bag...oh I should also mention my boss is a friend of mine for 20+ years, so I can call him a douche with no shame LOL. Easy day though so I aint complaining.
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I worked. Maybe when i hit the big time i'll take it off, but until then....hi ho....hi ho....DANG!! Do you bitches do anything but smoke weed?
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...in a completely pointless exchange about Hitler. Fucking Hitler...first WWII, now he's fucking up my day.
IS THERE NO END TO HIS EVIL? -
HitlerTHE_CHOPPAHGlenn Beckand Reggie from the Archie comics
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to resist.
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Hell I don't even think the ex could fuck it up, but if anyone could, it would be her.Ok off to my afternoon shift after a quick stop home for food...back shortly.
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1157 - Richard I, [Richard the Lion Hearted], King of England (1189-99)
1841 - Antonín Dvořák, Czech composer (d. 1904)
1841 - Charles J. Guiteau, American assassin of James A. Garfield (d. 1882)
1886 - Siegfried L Sassoon, English poet/writer (Counterattack)
1912 - Alexander Mackendrick, Boston, director (Man in the White Suit, Mandy)
1922 - Lyndon LaRouche, American presidental candidate (1980)
1922 - Sid Caesar, Yonkers NY, comedian (Your Show of Shows)
1925 - Peter Sellers, England, actor
1932 - Patsy Cline, Winchester Va, country singer
1941 - Bernie Sanders, American politician
1945 - Ron "Pigpen" McKernan, Calif, rocker (Grateful Dead, Grass Roots)
1946 - L.C. Greenwood, American football player
1956 - Maurice Cheeks, NBA guard
1960 - Aimee Mann, American musician
1971 - Henry Thomas, San Antonio TX, actor (ET)
1971 - Brooke Burke, American model
1971 - Martin Freeman, English actor
1972 - David Arquette, actor
1972 - Lisa Kennedy, American television personality
1975 - Larenz Tate, American Actor
1979 - Pink, American singer
1981 - Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Bethlehem PA, actor -
I am here!
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Hope you have a Choptasti... I mean, uh... have a great one, bud!
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that is good company.I got Sinatra on my team.
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My favorite comedian of all time...I share a birthday with little boots himself: Caligula! Also Van Morrison.
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Fuckin' "Into the Mystic." Great fuckin' song.
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1728: Charles G Chevalier d'Eon de Beaumont, French spy/transvestite
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Flick is all of us apparently including his wife and I think yourstepdaddy accused Fishy of being me.One thing is clear...Kobe lurks the PB on the reg. A true fan, studying up on how grown folks communicate in a civil manner.
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to Sergio Leone.
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since he knows so much about the PB. I'm impressed.
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Sep 08, 2010 12:30:16 PM CDT
There is NO WAY all you people could be one single mind.
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There's just waaaaay too much individual douche-osity for that to be the case. You are all losers, each in your own special, individual way. But, proclaim me as your lord and CHOPPAH, and all will be forgiven!
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We must not underestimate our influence, our cache, our rough and roguish sex appeal.
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Genghis Khan, and Molly Ringwald. She's eeeeevil.
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I wonder of Choppah and Kobe are actually the same person ....
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Chop, don't make me get MJ's corpse over here. Sometimes you gotta fight douche with douche.
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Hey. You could be on to something there. Except you're an idiot. With a rank. My offer is always open, just call on me and you will be chopped.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Virgil
Mario Puzo
Arthur Schlesinger, Jr.
...and Tito Jackson, among others.
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Pales in comparison to Tito.
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sorry flick..you cant escape it.
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...THAT'S RACIST!
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And Columbine Day. Sheesh.
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His late brother Michael.
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It makes sense that Kobe is the Choppah. Kobe has threatened to come here and fuck with us many times but I have never seen him here, but Choppy is here fucking with us all the time. Then Kobe makes these wild accusations about Flick being everyone (when it is Kobe who is someone else)and inserts THE_CHOPPAH in there as a red herring. It's a wry sociopathic game he is playing.
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carmen electra..joey lawrencecrispin glovergollumCLINT FUCKING HOWARD!!!luther vandrossveronica cartwrightjessica langepresident logan!!!edie sedgwickjames gammonryan o'nealRONALD SPIERS!!! awesome!!!tito puente!harold lloydnapoleon
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For another contest. But this one is proving to be extremely complicated. Too many ducks I need to get into a row in a VERY short time.
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i think...
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superstrong espresso and wash it all down with a two-liter bottle of Jolt cola, Vades, cuz you're gonna git this done!
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my bad.
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I share my b'day with: Anna Nicole Smith, Jon Steward, Judd Nelson, Ed Harris, Paul Shaffer, Joe Dante, Randy Newman, Walt Weiss, FUCKIN' JEFF FAHEY, Ernst Rohm, Friedrich Engels, William Blake, and John Bunyan (Pilgrim's Progress). Not too bad.
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Jon Stewart, cleverly disguised.
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...on the Jewish thing. I'm used to horsing around with my Jewish agent of 15 years (yes, my Jewish agent)...there's a lot of love and trust there, and she likes to play rough...so at this point joking around about Jews and Goys is just a habit. I didn't know a thing about it before meeting her.If I ever make a joke that crosses the line, here or in another TB, please let me know.
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Gaby Hoffman, Sarah Polley, Jason Giambi, R. Kelly, Dave Eggers, John Fuckin' McTiernan, Robbie Kreiger, Terry Brooks, Shirley Bassey, Soupy Sales, Wilkie Collins
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Not including my own. Six days left to get yours in!
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Shia LaBeouff. . . No nonono nono no no no nonono no no no nononononono no no no no no nonoooo!
Joshua Jackson. Bawww! http://tinyurl.com/27scd3d Oh, wait, that was Wonder Beak who did that. Oh! Well... Mighty Ducks. Mighty Ducks...
Gene Wilder. YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!
Hugh Laurie. http://tinyurl.com/28d2678
Happy birthday, Rogue.
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I see I just missed you last night. Sorry about that. I seem to have terrible timing lately. The place seems lively, I post up, the lady vanishes. Way of the game sometimes. I know I haven't been around much the last few weeks, but I'm in a sort of a "I need to get back to work, but NO ONE is calling me" funk. Pretty soon I'm gonna need to invest in cardboard and sharpies, find myself a nice exit ramp to set up camp. It's damn depressing.
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...and the chicken is just sitting there glaring at me...
Gheeesh! If looks could kill! -
god im gonna miss him when hes gone..another great one--are we awake?THAT DEPENDS...ARE WE BLACK?
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country singer Katrina Elam (1983), TV's "Blossom" Mayim Bialik (1975), WWE wrestling's Rey Mysterio, Jr. (1974), "Dark Water" actress Jennifer Connelly (1970), 80s pop-star drummer Sheila E. (1957), jazz musician Grover Washington, Jr. (1943; d. 1999), Allman Brother's Band singer/guitarist Dickie Betts (1943), singer/"psychic friend" Dionne Warwick (1940), singer Connie Francis (1938), "The Price is Right" host Bob Barker (1923), crooner Frank Sinatra (1915; 1998), actor Edward G. Robinson (1893; d. 1973), and Norwegian "Scream" artist Edvard Munch (1863; d. 1944).
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I'd work for you too. 'Cause I works haaaard fo my moneys! So haaard fo it honeys! Been over in Uweback. Man! Nothing brings out the best like a good Auschwitz film, eh? Too bad this one is a Uwe Boll joint. Which means it's loose, burns crooked, and is filled with dirtweed.
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Hahahaha! Nice lineup, Mac.
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That makes you Mac the bastard. And it is way too fucking childish too try and say 'oh i'm not the one he is!' yeah right. Remember dick head, i have read some pedalbacks, i saw the 'we are legion' quote. you pissed off some pedalbackers at first until they either caught on, or just dismissed you. mac/sixes/choppah all one and the same an attack puppy sitting next to a pile of poo, and fishus, I never accused you of being one half of choppah, you outted yourself on that one bubbeh
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I did watch REQUIEM FOR A DREAM the other night. I'll never watch that again. I'll never get a shot again. What? Antibiotics? FUCK YOU! Get that needle away from me!
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(shivers)
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Sep 08, 2010 1:27:15 PM CDT
She'll always be Labyrinth actress Jennifer Connelly to me.
by anonymoose
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looks like we gots us a yippy, angry little dog in the yard.
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Jennifer Connelly to me. I don't know who this 14-year-old boy using her name is these days.
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Sep 08, 2010 1:32:59 PM CDT
now lets see, subs 'leaves' and alla sudden new faces appear
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
like fucking magic, new people just drawn to pedalback right after subs 'leaves' - yeah, right. fucking tell it to yourself- oh you do, don't you
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Mac the Bastard...and then some. We ARE legion over here in the PB Kobe. The funny thing is, you are so incensed you can't see what an ass you are making of yourself. Uweback, here, all over then damn site. It's fucking weak.
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i see you still have those big beautiful eyes, i can never stay mad at you, i even liked the youtube vid you made of me
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Shaq's boyfriend
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story of his life apparently. THINKS he knows something. Subs is still around. Just not here with us. It's actually a sore subject for some of us but hey, speculate on. I find it funny. Not things you say, just your ignorant guesswork.
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I'm Reporter Smurf. http://tinyurl.com/c9o2t
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so the pb has declared that i have made an ass of myself, when no one else has, and that makes it so? fuck you
no one asked any of you to butt in on the 3-way that me, docp and naxisexbitch were having he was getting fucked up good, and that fucking anti-semite deserves everything sad to hi and worse, he has a long history of that shit, and if any one gets in the way of me fucking him upo, they get fucked as well, im here now bitch so what you got? -
As for Subs leaving, I have no reason to think he's one of the new guys, unless you spotted something.
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Then every childish retarded insult and the mentality of a 6 year old (sorry to insult 6 year olds) mix 'em together, rinse, repeat, and BAM!! You have the persona that is ass_tastes. Well, thow in some gayness as well, seeing as he wants kobe to taste his ass. Ewwwwwwwwwww.
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have a good cry for lunch? what are you gonna whine about today bitch?
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...on the wife question. You asked if I get off on my supposed Dear Wife trash talking and getting trash talked around here...the simple answer is yes. Having a girl badass enough to hold her own in the wilds of AICN Talkback is fucking hot.
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Kobe, I came in after subs left. I've never really had any back-and-forth with the dude. I just found a cool place I could shoot the shit, talk about movies, books, and real life stuff with cool, curteous folks. I don't know what your damn problem is, and I don't really care. What I DO know is that you are an asshole of the highest order that never actually attempts to carry on a normal conversation; you just like to find ANY little excuse to spew your hateful bile all over this site. You aren't the only one that reads multiple talkbacks. You obviously enjoy going on hate-filled, clueless paranoiac rants at whoever wants to take the bait. I'm not one of 'em, so go ahead and shoot some hate my way. You'll be doing nothing more than proving my point. I feel kinda bad for you. That's all I'm gonna say about that. I'll never post TO you nor ABOUT you again. I've spent all the time I'm gonna spend on you.
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you swung at BSB, hit Flick and then couldn't let it go. Let me give you some info son, if Flick wanted to he could wrap your sack around your throat and choke you out with it in a war of words. When he said you bore him and he didn't care.....that was the fact. I for one won't let a cum stain like you jab my bud and get away with it. FOr fucks sake dude, Hitler was a jew, is like the oldest irony since WWII. NOW you wanna fight everyone over the rumor? Grow up ya fucking baby.
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from the ROCKETEER to me...
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Sep 08, 2010 1:46:46 PM CDT
That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that
by leo54304
Quote from Roadhouse. Nothing to do with the TB but what the hell, thought I'd share it.
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She was hot as a house on fire in DARK CITY too.
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Kobes, guys, play nice.
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think about it, who needed pedalback more than anyone, who posted more than anyone, who kept pedalbacks alive by his fucking self for 10k posts at least 3 times, who posts 24/7 who is the most prolific and fastest poster on aicn, who created those pages long subbaries in a heartbeat? and you think he could walkaway? fuck and no. he was and is a needy attention whore of the very highest order. i am actually gonna pay him a compliment, he is smart enough to fool quite a few people, but his biggest flaw is his need for attention and his thin skin. who is the next biggest attention whore on here? who makes his every post scream for attention? one guess he uses this ...some inane shit... subby never left he has more handles than you could ever imagine - but he trips up every now and then
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Almost reminded me of Valli in THE THIRD MAN.
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I'm a MAN baby. I'd be in that club EVERY NIGHT. Sometimes, when I see her now, I wanna cry. A single tear.
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Sep 08, 2010 1:51:33 PM CDT
really Mac the illegit idiot, flick could wrap words around me?
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
i'm here lets see any of you try -i dare any of you, i dont act tough, i just cant stand bsb, I - am -a - Jew. he is an anti-semite, i cant fucking stand that asshole, i did not swing and miss i nailed his ass over and over, flick butted in and got hit
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We've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry.
Dalton, Road House
Course the age mentioned above should range from 9 to 99 years old on this site. -
While you were crying over the fact that kobe has won 5 rings and shaq, only 4, and no more to be had...awwwwww you'l always have Steel, a proud moment in shaq's career I am sure. Play nice now little boy.You probably still dress up like Kazzam every halloween I bet....come on now, we know the truth.
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Don't blow the place up.
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Must be campaign season. Gotta get some goddamn momentum going.
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I'll give you a little credit for coming here and if moose says your cool then I don't need to say anymore than I already have. I think you were out of line with Flick. I think you just misunderstood a joke.
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There's always barber college.Was just watching Road House last night, love that movie.
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Steve: Being called a cocksucker isn't personal?
Dalton: No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.
Steve: What if somebody calls my mama a whore?
Dalton: Is she?
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Wade Garrett is the man.
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i aint never said jack shit to you and never planned to, you just wanted some love sugah? as for rants on other tbs, uh, no, i have a very long standing vow i never attack first, but if anyone says one bad thing to me, its one like donkey kong. i mostly post on subjects i like, but i cant stand hypocrites, so when ur lil buddies started taking shots at gotlik for doing the exact same shit that you do, i took offense to that, up until then i had stayed far away from pedlabacks
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... until you see REFLECTION OF EVIL by Damon Packard (his name deserves an award). Your jaw would drop with such scenes as a young Spielberg shooting SOMETHING'S DEVIL and SCHILDLER'S LIST: THE THEME PARK RIDE. Ine of the movie's trailer, which is in the DVD, is just insane, it's a fat guy shoving cake to his mouth at the sound of THE SHINING's opening theme. Words can't describe it. I found the movie... fascinating!
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"Oh boy, this is great!" Top 'o the evening to you, Asi.
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And he rips into me like I insulted his mother. Don't bother me none, in fact it's pretty funny to watch extreme reactions....over nothing. If he wants to keep up this childish ranting, fine with me, entertainment is always welcomed. Personally it's a waste of time and space. All it does is prove what an immature person someone is when they rip into someone who never insulted them, just someone they....admire
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...shit for quintuple posting all the time to stay at the top of the TB lists. Personally, I don't disagree that hitting POST eight times on every comment isn't very cool or dignified, but I have a soft spot for those guys...I'd never hassle them myself.
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Priceless.For the record mr ass_tastes, because I diss an athlete you like, doesn't mean I am attacking YOU. If that's how you see it, then you have way more problems aside from your mouth. Obviously you saw it as a chance to spew out your clever insults, which is fine, but don't try to convince any one your such a good guy if insulting a fucking basketball player is what gets your blood up enough to toss childish insults around. Give me a break. Either be a man or shut up and leave.
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i understood it perfectly, he was giving cover to bsb by his stupidity, like any enabler, and that shit can not stand. and you think that idiot who could not see what people like bsb were/are trying to do by making hitler out to be a Jew and thus blaming the holocaust on Jews could ever take me on? get fucking real. i never claimed to be a great tb'er or flame fighter on here, but i could wipe the floor with flick. he would run away before it even started though.
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Sep 08, 2010 2:08:05 PM CDT
oh and flick, tell your 'wife' to stop cutting and pasting
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
wine articles, it is very easy to take the first four sentences and punch them into google and find out who really wrote it. oh i'm sure 'she' will say 'i just forgot to credit who really wrote it' - yeah right. like i said, he makes mistakes
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stop being a bitch - oh you cant, no i was not attacking you because of what you said or didnt say about shaq, it was what you said about me after i called the ob a bunch of hypocrites for going after gotlik for doing what you do, i told you i never attack first
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I kind of indirectly insulted ass_tastes...my bad. I was really just slamming O'neal, but I admit it when I am wrong. Not that it makes a difference, but let's see the reaction.......
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for a long time. Back to the shadows lurker. I think you were entertained by us much more when you were a spectator.
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Sep 08, 2010 2:13:18 PM CDT
ill bet 'she' covers her tracks better in future
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
cutting and pasting wine articles like you know what the fuck you are talking about when you dont know jack shit
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we dont do what gotlik does though..theres a diff between quad+ posting and having "meaningful" conversations with other people..
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Where exactly did I specifically call you out? Let's see this, you make the accusation, you show me.
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Sorry. Wrong TB.
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you hate, don't you? I'm sure, deep within, there's a reasonable person inside you. You're liberal, quick to defend the Jews against even the slightest hint of anti-Semitism (real or imagined), and you're a basketball fan. But it seems your entire TalkBack persona is centered on not what you like or celebrate, but what you hate and others' perceived negatives. For instance, it's not enough that you're a Shaq fan, it's that you have to knock Kobe, "the rapist" who, ironically, has become your de facto handle in TBs. Then look at the Pedalback here. You've seemingly come to define yourself as one opposed to Pedalbackers, resorting to absurd conspiracy theories better reserved for nutjobs like ScarJo's Boob Juice. You're so overtaken by hatred for our little collective here that you've become obsessed with it. You seem to read everything here, which leads me to believe you're either one of us having a hell of a laugh at your buddies' expense (if so, I applaud you, because that would be genius), or you're emotionally crippled. Why do that to yourself? You've made yourself a victim. You only fight when someone hits you first? Do you ever stop to consider that the people hitting you "first" are just responding to something you said that's absurdly belligerent or mean-spirited?
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A man puts a gun in yer face, you got two choices- stand there 'n die or kill the motherfucker
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Sep 08, 2010 2:17:49 PM CDT
you invited me over, Mac the illegit idiot
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
but it does not take any guts to take on any of you assholes - i simply refrained from doing so because it was pointless to go after someone with a mental illness like subs/flick, he aint hurtin anyone and he cant help himself that he needs the attention - others showed me that, so i stayed away. i got no real roast beefs with any of you, but if you fuck with me i will fuck back
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...in Asia is, Kobe, I really do have things I have to do this afternoon.
I'll give you this, though. It's quite possible you cold outlast me in a flame war. I get bored easily, and I have a hard time being clever when I'm disinterested. There's no joy in it. You seem to be the only one who doesn't get that Talkback is a game...it has to be fun. Where is the upside for me in having it out with you? You aren't fun to argue with, and I don't care what you think or what your opinion is about anything.
Much more pleasant for me to simply pretend you don't exist. -
at last exit to nowhere!!nice!
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"There is some real nastiness going on in here. I will just sit back and watch the carnage ensue. Although I will say that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and those who don't like it can express their disagreement....with civility and aplomb, but if you have to resort to childish insults and profanity, then your an immature fool, incapable of intelligent discussion."Now, show me where I name you....you can't because I didn't. I was making a generalized statement, not directed at anyone. But somehow you thought I meant you, why is that?You must have a real bad self image if you took that as me directly addressing you, and guess what? Not my problem, don't go off on one of your rants attacking me when I never attacked you, it's not my fault YOU took it as an attack on you. Had I named you directly, you would have a valid point. But I didn't. So admit your mistake. Be man, or shut the fuck up.
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i will give you that..but does it take guts to confront ANYone in a chatroom? it really isnt the same as confronting a physical being..and as you say..it may LOOK like 5 on your one, but you'd still think that we are all the same person..
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...that would be a hell of a thing.
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but if you fuck with me i will fuck back"Still waiting to hear when I did that, aside from insulting shaq and your handle, which I already addressed.
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throw in chesses and that would be some angry suprise sexing
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you do realize that there are traces of your old handle/personality in your posts - cover that up. but otherwise i will answer. i dont have any conspiracy theories, whether you know it or not, i was an early pedalbacker of sorts, back then pedalback really had a diverse set of characters and people who did not resort to multiple handles, even subs only had two or three at the time. i have no doubt i rub some people the wrong way on here, fuck them. i only post in subject that interest me, if someone responds in a non belligerent manner, then we wind up having a good exchange. the TB'er i have the greatest respect for is Red Ned, we always have great back and forth with no animosity and i learn from him. but if anyone comes at me the wrong way, fuck them they get what they deserve. on pedalback only moose and tedkord have never attacked me, and i have never attacked them.
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Do you know who you are living with?Are you--unknowingly--sleeping with the Vicious one?
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...Subs and thinks we're all Subs? I'm not sure how to wake him up from his delusions, but any friend of Red Ned's can't be all bad.
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Waiting to hear how I attacked ass_tastes....funny how that still has not been answered.....question asked 15 minutes ago...funny how he answered Colonel...who posted after me.
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Do tell.
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So, again, Kobe, back to my point. There's a cool guy in there. Tone down the anger. If you learn from Ned, you'll grasp civility, which is how we roll on the PB.
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Mrs Rogue came through!! Mary jane's in the house! Indeed a good birthday thus far, she just has one more present to give me....tonight ;)
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it wasn't to attack you endlessly, although I feel like I am not living up to my promise to blast you.Lets try this a different way shall we? BSB has always been rather amusing to me with his 500 days schtick. He is usually laying down some overtly homoerotic joke that no one would ever take seriously. Aside from saying Hitler was a Jew (which has been speculated on for years) how is he anti-semitic
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...this is a nightmare.
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Sep 08, 2010 2:38:30 PM CDT
fuck off flick -the bored pretense - again
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
and yes you are scary too, i mean come the fuck on, for how long did he allow men to 'harass' his 'wife' on a tb, then magically they are married? and who the fuck watches the child when they post? and what married couple needs to post constantly on anonymous tb's? and what married couple with a child post simultaneously? really a good marriage, huh? 'hi honey how was ur day? 'oh fine, lets post!' who the fuck watches the kid? how many marriages really could survive when both people are more interested in posting than talking to one another? who watches the kid? so , apparently some of you believe that flick is married and that he was happy with his 'wife' becoming the object of anonymous mens lust -men he chats with every single day as well, ok, that makes him and 'her' freaks but so what, lots of them out there, but now they are all married and shit, and take care of their toddler - who watches the kid by the way? and post on here constantly, and never seem to sleep, and who watches the kid? and how many of you have young kids or had young kids but you were so obsessed by posting that the question must be asked, who watches the kid? either the most fucked up marriage and kid of all time, or someone is lying
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with you, doesn't mean they are "hitting" you. And you say Subs was the one with the thin skin?
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From what you know of me, do I attack people who don't deserve it? If anyone was in the Aushwitz TB and I directly insluted ass_tastes, please enlighten me, cause I aint seeing it.
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Too much respect for the lady. Happy b-day good buddy.
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...he made me all self conscious about my ellipses.
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you fucking idiot i already told you it was what you said to me after i called you a bunch of hypocrites for attacking gotlik that was a few weeks ago - i never forget, but i would have let it go if you had not butted in today
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She is a goooooood lady, and she treats me good :)
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Take a hit for the old Colonel here.
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now now now..no one and i repeat NO ONE has harrassed flicks wife and made lewd advances towards her..and trust me..you can post and have a happy marriage..its called down time..some people watch tv and basketball games with their significant other, others post..who gives a shit?? i DO draw the line at you inferring that flick and/or scary is a bad parent. fuck that noise. begone.
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i told you before that bsb and i have a history. did you read any of what DocP was saying? can you fucking process the fact that people say things across other tb's and have been doing so for years? is that getting through to the tiny lil nugget you call a brain? bsb has a very long history of anti-semitism, i did not just make that up in todays talkback
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It's not time to make be a dick,
Just relax, take it easy.
You're still young, that's your fault,
There's so much you have to know.
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry.
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy.
I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy,
To be calm when you've think that you've been wronged,
But take your time, think a lot,
Why, think of everything you've got.
For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not. -
Sep 08, 2010 2:46:33 PM CDT
...i dont hate subs, never did, i feel sorry for him...
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
yes, i dislike him because he is a jackass, but i dont hate anyone, but i cant fucking stand bsb, but i dont hate him
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HOW DID WE ATTACK GOTLIK?? for quad posting??? for spamming??? people get banned for that shit??i tried telling the man that hes only hurting himself with his excessive use of the quad post because load time gets to be a bitch after a while..though it may be pointless (to you) to converge here every single day to discuss things...it is more pointless to flood your TB post with spam..
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Wow youre kidding right? The guy makes posts to himself, they all post the same post 8 or 10 times in a row to keep the TB going....so what exactly do we do that is the same? Oh right, you think we are all one or two people, got it. So, I butted in today? So you are to decide who gets to say what to who? Your the AICN police!!!! Wow I did not know that.Whatever dude, i will post what I want, when I want however I want and the likes of you or anyone else aint gonna stop me. You don't like what I have to say? Too fucking bad. Stop me.....oh right, YOU CANT. I can be civil just as much as anyone else, but not when I deal with someone with your level of maturity.
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It's not time to be a dick,
Just relax, take it easy.
You're still young, that's your fault,
There's so much you have to know.
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry.
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy.
I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy,
To be calm when you've think that you've been wronged,
But take your time, think a lot,
Why, think of everything you've got.
For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not. -
how many fucking times did that asshole cobra say something lewd
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you pansy assed bitch. you can say whatever you want, but dont act like you aint never crossed the line with me, and you are so fucking innocent and are being attacked unfairly. as long as we understand one another bitch, yo started it, i will always finish it
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Well I would love to stay and continue this stimulating conversation with ass_tastes, but I got better things to do then to waste my time with a child. I got my own kids, and they are way more mature.On that note Pebrews, I am off and will talk to you guys later, not sure when, but I'll be bak at some point, and I'll probably be lit up.Peace all, even to you ass_tastes
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how was subs a jackass?? cause coming from you, thats not really taken in that high regard. i know you two had many a tiff but being a jackass and a troll he aint. would a jackass and a troll and who needed "attention" from the masses really bottle himself up in a mere PB..if anyone is being egotistical it is you my friend..for thinking you are so mighty to take us on..im sure you can defeat us in a flame war..thats not what we are about..but if thats what you want..whatevs...im down for a home game.
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Sending good thoughts your way, bud.
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Sep 08, 2010 2:54:01 PM CDT
yeah, married people need downtime
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
but flick is on here 24/7 and that is only a slight exaggeration. and when his 'wife' comes home after a long day of cutting and pasting other peoples wine articles without giving them credit, what does he and 'her' do? do they play with the kid, do they talk to one another, fix dinner, go out, watch tv, no they post together, the family that posts together stays together...or they are a fraud
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Youre a real tough guy aint you? Yea real easy to do that online. Funny how you resort to childish insults and I do nothing of the kind back, i'm civil....just keep it up, you just keep making yourself look like the little bitch that you are. Crossed the line with you? I aint even come close to it pal, but if you really want to go that route, let me know, i'll send you to bed crying.Done, out.
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"She's a Lady" written by Paul Anka from Rogueleader to that special lady in his life.
Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner
Well she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner.
She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she's a Lady
Talkin' about that little Lady, and the Lady is mine.
Well she's never in the way
Something always nice to say, Oh what a blessing.
I can leave her on her own
Knowing she's okay alone, and there's no messing.
She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she's a Lady
Talkin' about that little Lady, and the Lady is mine.
Well she never asks for very much and I don't refuse her
Always treat her with respect, I never would abuse her.
What she's got is hard to find, and I don't want to lose her.
Help me build a mansion from my little pile of clay. Hey, hey, hey
Well she knows what I'm about,
She can take what I dish out, and that's not easy.
Well she knows me through and through,
She knows just what to do, and how to please me.
She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she's a Lady
Talkin' about that little Lady, and the Lady is mine.
Yeah yeah yeah, She's a Lady
Listen to me baby, She's a Lady
Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady
And the Lady is mine
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lets give Kobe a round of applause people. He was a good sport. The experiment of reeling in a moronic troll for our amusement has been mildly entertaining. Happy Birthday rogue. I hope this is what you had in mind when we came up with the idea. I thought it would be harder to lure someone in here.
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Sep 08, 2010 2:56:16 PM CDT
sixes the whole point of subs many handles
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
is that he never stayed bottled up, but yeah, this was/is his homebase.
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Keep puffin that magic dragon.
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"I still miss you (but my aim is getting better)"
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i DO think flick and scary are two entities and scary can give just as much..if we've ever crossed the line with her then she wouldve told us..next.
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i would bet my left nut we get another flick 'family' member soon, maybe grandpapoo!
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...really are fucking annoying to read. Like hearing your own voice on the answering machine.
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whisper, point and laugh at all the stupid shit Kobe said. hahahahahha. point and laugh everyone. point and laugh.
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he aint here anymore to defend hisself..make a list of his handles if you know so much about us and our speech patterns..id love to pick your brain..
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Again, he's not around anymore, so pony up there, fella.
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i can point and laugh at him fine right here...he thinks we can obviously do many things at once so fuck em i aint going anywhere..
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Like seeing some anus wearing a shirt you also own, you just stop wearing it, huh.
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VERY nice.
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...at this point. It's like a tic.
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or hes going through he organized catalog of PB posts and archival history of AICN..sick twist.
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Sep 08, 2010 3:11:52 PM CDT
Just think, though, Flick: While you're typing your dots,
by colonelfatheart
WHO'S WATCHING THE BABY??????
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I never attacked Kobe. I invited him over cause he "threatened" to show up here(like anyone gives a shit). It has been disappointing I must say.
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...coincidence? You decide.
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but i hate it when people start talking shit about what they dont know...marriage, rearing children, socialization, etc.with a man grasping onto that much paranoia, you KNOW he aint getting laid..WHEN YOU MOANED AND SAID MY NAME, DID YOU MEAN MY REAL NAME OR MY REAL REAL NAME?? ANSWER ME ROGER!!! ANSWER ME!! NO WAIT!! CALL ME SUBS! YEAH YEAH!
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and crawling all over me. It was kinda horrifyin'. So I pulled out some ellipses, and that shut 'em the hell up........ ...........
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...we'll see. I think the way it started is I would usually post a joke in a TB, and then elaborate on it...so subsequent posts got dots because they were continuations of the same thought.
I can't give up ellipses in the middle of sentences though...they're there as a smokescreen to cover the fact that I know shit about punctuation. I neeeed them. -
I enjoy their use as well. Hmmm. I need a pause. Is it a comma, semicolon...fuck it! Ellipses it is!
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We are the talk-borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. We will carry on conversations with ourself all day, for the sole purpose of preserving the illusion that I am many.
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there has been exponentially less Batman conversation here since is departure. You can bank on that too cause I also deduced that Scary and Flick were married before that came out and it had nothing to do with watching the baby or copying wine articles. That is complete nonsense.
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I don't even like Star TrekYes I do.No you don't.Yes we do.
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Jesus, you going to let a TBer whose handle evokes Anna Linguist cramp yer style? Nuts to that. Nay, BALLS!
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Or am we?
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and i know you mentioned this before rogue..but STAR TREK is 44 today!
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or as i say ME!
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Sep 08, 2010 3:38:52 PM CDT
Sometimes I wonder why us talks to ourself like this...
by le vicious fishus
Does us know what us means?
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mehLater Fuzz. didn't you/Flick already leave? You both have names that start with F so that means you are the same.You are all just black and white words on a screen. You people all look alike to me.Yeah, I know that is racist.
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BONER TOAST.
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Gotta get for the time being. Chicken &c.
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I'm here too. Though i don't know if you count that as a good thing.
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I'm here too.
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Your presence--whether in wrath or at peace--is always a good thing.
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if I may ask
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Well, I'm glad I took the time to get caught up today. Oh, wait, I posted all that, so I didn't need to get caught up. It WAS nice of Kobe to point out that I'd never attacked him, tho. Ol' Teddy always was more of a lover than a fighter. Of course, he's dead now...
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Get this: In the new issue of Booster Gold, Ted gets laid for the very first time that I know of, aside from cyber sex with Barbara Gordon.
Nearly brought a tear to mine eye. -
I'm a copy editor.
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THX-1138 is coming out on Blu in the U.S. Is that the same for Portugal?
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What about her? I mean, me. You? Yeah, that one over there.
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I'd rather be busy than bored when I'm at work, doncha know? Y'know, I kinda wish Kobe would come back with an insanely detailed chart of who's who and why. That'd be neat.
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i thought ted was dead and then booster travelled back in time and brought him back and then ted sacrificed hisself...
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And it's not a big deal at all, but it irks me that I've never, not once, been present for a BAMFing. Someday, I WILL dictate the terms of a BAMF. SOMEDAY! [Shakes Fist]
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I guess Booster's got some survivor's guilt or some shit, because he keeps going back in time and hanging out with Ted during the JLI days, getting into adventures and whatnot. Last issue was a space jam with Mr.Miracle and Big Barda, which concluded with Ted bedding an immortal alien princess, or some shit. I only skimmed it, as I'm not gonna buy into DC's attempt to have their Dead Ted Cake and eat it too. Side Note: Immortal chicks would probably be really hard to please in bed, don't you think?
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we can..this place smells like moldy japanese beef..after its been drugged and raped.
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that is cool i guess. Premature if ya ask me. Kobe might stop by again, now that his boyfriend Ted is here.
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But thanks for thinking of me. Personally, I found you guy's interaction with Beefman to be entertaining and informative. Kinda wish I'd been here for it.
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I don't usually like to use internet-speak, but WTF, mate?
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That must mean he's also Nilla!
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slips pill in drink..
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46431you know you want to...
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Commence BAMFing in 3...2...1...
ENGAGE! -
Why not? 'moose won't be happy!
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Got to see my kids for a bit, gonna get Chinese for dinner, gonna be puffin the magic dragon later, and get Mrs Rogues special present tonight ;) Life is good my friends!Kobe....wow that was funny stuff.
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We be BAMFin'!
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Let's bounce bitches!
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Thanks for the kind words.
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THX 1138 in blu-ray is the cioolest news i have heard all week. Though i'm sure they will release the newer version with the CGI stuff. I prefer the older, classic version, not so mucy because of the CGI, but i found the older version subtler, and thus, better. Not that the new version is exactly a very self-explanatory movie, but i perfer that the older movie is so much more mysterious and ambigious. It becames the movie, if you know what i mean. I have no idea if the movie is going to be released here, but even if it did, i wouldn't buy it too soon because i have no blu-ray player and i'll not buy it this soon because of finances, if you get my meaning. Beside,s i dislike blu-ray. It has better quality, but frankly, for me it's not all that much. in fact i find blu-ray super-crisp image sharpness distracting. Only older movies shot in 70 mm or 35 mm anamorphic look good in blu-ray, newer movies all look like they wwre shot in video, even those who weren't. Only exception? THE DARK KNIGHT. I'm no fan of blu-ray, and i have been very reluctant to buy a player.
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i shouod had came here sooner, but got distracted reading about Terry Gilliam's movie FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS. Time passed without me noticing it. And now it's my bedtime. I'll pop in my DVD of the first episode of CARNIVÁLE. god, how i love that show. I love it, love it, love it. I can't believe it even exists! so, guys, see ya all tomorrow. Have a better one.
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I just don't have enough actors committed to make it work the way I want it to, and one of my locations requires a lot of set dressing, dressing I don't have the time or money or manpower to devote to it. =( Oh well, lots of other work I need to be doing I spose.
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You talk all this chest-beating shit here, and all you could do is land 2 posts on me in the Auschwitzback? Are you fucking kidding me? You make pussies look tough.
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Carry on!
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What a snoozefest.
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Quite the contrary, THX-1138 is Lucas best movie, by a good margin. It's not his most popular, but popularity and quality are two different subjects. STAR WARS made Lucas, but THX 1138 IS Lucas.
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The moie ha sno hurry to tell it's tale because it doesn't need to. The pacing is compeltly integral to the telling of the tale and the mood need for the story. That story couldn't be told as an action movie. And even if it had, back then movies were slower paced then today's MTV ADD editing for retards bullshit.
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