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You ready for some head-poppin' HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN goodness?!? Check out this AICN Exclusive Unrated trailer!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I'm proud to deliver to you the first unrated trailer on the net for Jason Eisener's HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN starring the great Rutger Hauer as the Hobo! The trailer is filled with blood and a flat-out exploitation-boner of a speech from Mr. Hauer. Is it just me or is Jason Eisener trying to become this generation's Brian Trenchard-Smith? God, I hope the movie lives up to this trailer! Enjoy!

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  • Sept. 2, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    DONT, I WANT DONT FIRST

    by strykebr

  • Sept. 2, 2010, 11:38 p.m. CST

    Looks like an 80s Troma film with budget

    by strykebr

    epic trailer, way better than the first one, I'm psyched, saw Grindhouse in theatres, gotta see Machete this sunday since HBO is off

  • Sept. 2, 2010, 11:40 p.m. CST

    Cinematography appears to be modeled after.....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...Tokyo Gore Police. Meaning, gawdy lighting, and shot in video.

  • Sept. 2, 2010, 11:41 p.m. CST

    Oh my

    by Stan Arthur

    Who knew Rutger had it in him?

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:02 a.m. CST

    director stan arthur

    by Mort Meyers

    I thought everyone knew.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:11 a.m. CST

    Rutger!

    by Brick_Walker

    That looks totally boss. I love me some cheap over the top gore.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:13 a.m. CST

    Awesomeness!

    by sethvan

    It is great to see a guy make a low budget trailer and able to see it actual blossom into a full length feature film! Makes us "small time" film makers keep the dream alive!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:16 a.m. CST

    GEE, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE UNRATED VERSION!!

    by JonChambers

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:18 a.m. CST

    FINALLY - A REEEEEAAAAAAAAL KICK-ASS FILM! YEA!!!! GO, RUTGER!

    by JonChambers

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:19 a.m. CST

    Rutger Hauer

    by Gwynplaine

    doesn't have hobo hair in that trailer. He looks like an old actor not like a hobo.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:20 a.m. CST

    It's like SCOTT PILGRIM for grown-ups...

    by BurnHollywood

    See what I did there, motherfuckers?

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:21 a.m. CST

    I like trailers that make me instinctively laugh out loud maniac

    by The_All_Dead

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:21 a.m. CST

    lly

    by The_All_Dead

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:27 a.m. CST

    He's no David Brunt...

    by MapMan

    But he'll do. I'm looking forward to this. The grindhouse trailer ruled.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:32 a.m. CST

    Almost as good as Ben Kelly's Load Bearing Stud.....almost.

    by MACenstine

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:33 a.m. CST

    That's Ricky getting his head pulled off.

    by Yamato

    Rob Wells from Trailer Park Boys. Lots of East Coasters in this. Molly Dunsworth (John's "Mr. Leahy" Dunsworth's daughter) and even the guy who played Stanley Tweedle from Lexx is in this.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:37 a.m. CST

    SCORE IS AWESOME!!!

    by ImMorganFreeman

    I can't wait to see this movie.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:44 a.m. CST

    Pfft. GHOST SHARK 2:URBAN JAWS is the new HwaS

    by Tubbs Tattsyrup

    http://io9.com/5625141/

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 1:06 a.m. CST

    THE LEGEND OF THE HOLY DRINKER: BOOK II

    by youridol

    The Ruts. Still the motherfucking boss.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 1:09 a.m. CST

    wow!!!

    by listo65

    that was pretty fucking cool, even though it was shot on video... would have been 10 million times better if they shot on super 16... or super 8

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 1:12 a.m. CST

    I agree with the TROMA comment...

    by Monroville

    It could be good, and Rutger is always a plus, but I think they should have went with someone like Powers Booth or Stacy Keach. Otherwise, it looks like a more expensive version of the trailer, though I do agree Brunt -or at least his personality- is the best... maybe that's what is wrong with Rutger; not enough growling his lines, much less one-liners. When Santa gets blown away by Rutger, I missed the "look at this, you wasted shit-burger!"

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 1:30 a.m. CST

    Monroville

    by Jason Eisener

    I agree, there is no one, I mean no one like David Brunt, he is an amazing man. I can tell you this though, Dave was on set everyday with me, sitting right beside me at the monitor. Rutger and him worked so well together, and you will see David Brunt in Rutgers performance, they called each other brothers on set. This is only the teaser, we still have the full trailer to blast out so you'll have your one liners soon. Thanks for the feedback guys. Im still cutting this beast, and hearing your comments is an inspiration.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 1:33 a.m. CST

    ...why are people getting sucked into the ceiling?

    by Anything But Tangerines

    It's bizarre and distracting from the red stuff, I want to know WHY GOD DAMMIT IT MAKES NO SENSE

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 1:35 a.m. CST

    Yeah, but does he gouge anyone's eyes out with his thumbs?

    by Zardoz

    Because that would be Batty!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 1:44 a.m. CST

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    by adismith

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  • Sept. 3, 2010, 2:01 a.m. CST

    Does Harry Get Paid To Give Good Reviews?

    by hysfvbsaygvandsv

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 2:02 a.m. CST

    FUCKING AWESOME!

    by frank cotton

    RUTGER HAUER - give the man more work, please. don't make me get ill

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 2:41 a.m. CST

    Throw some zombies in and man, you gotta winner.

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 3:01 a.m. CST

    so its the Troma version of Taxi Driver

    by KilliK

    i am going to love this movie when it cames out.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 4:09 a.m. CST

    The Original Was Better

    by Media Messiah

    This played poorly, although I appreciate the monologue with the babies.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 4:43 a.m. CST

    You couldn't pay Harry enough to write a good review...

    by BurnHollywood

    BA-DUMP-BUMP!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 4:47 a.m. CST

    This looks fucking great

    by tomimt

    Rutger is still the man

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 5:07 a.m. CST

    I'm IN... ALL THE WAY IN!!!

    by Mariusz

    Can't fuckin' wait for this one!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 5:37 a.m. CST

    Look like CRAP

    by theplant

    No box office is coming for this one, another geek movies for geeks who wanks over blood and guts and ripped head and shotgun impacts on bodies. FAIL.

  • scott pilgrim was infinitely more mature and poignant of a story than HOBO WITH A FUCKING SHOTGUN. grow up. so sick of this post-tarantino schlock. in case you didnt know, pilgrim isnt just about visuals, theres actually a story about love and growing up and guilt and loss there too. what do your precious expendables, machete, and hobo with a shotgun have? nothing. in 20 years, nobody will remember these movies. the end.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 6:24 a.m. CST

    In 20 years? I see your point, but not every movie

    by CreasyBear

    needs the shelf life of The Wizard of Oz or It's a Wonderful Life. If you enjoy the 2 hrs in the theater while you're watching it: mission accomplished. Fun movie. (And I did enjoy Scott Pilgrim for its inventiveness.)

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 6:53 a.m. CST

    COMING TO CBS THIS FALL

    by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder

    You know it's true.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 7:12 a.m. CST

    Fuckin' love this

    by FrankManhattan

    Finally a film with some BALLS to have fun. Fuck the haters they can go blow their bf while stroking out a load to whatever trendy art house shitfest is popular this week. HOBO is the kind of movie that lives on forver. Sure it won't break a 100 million, but you won't be finding it in the bargin bin at Wal-Mart in 6 months either. I love the second generation VHS copy look, the John Carpenterish score, the villians and of course Rudger. kudos to Eisner and company for making excited about watching a movie for a change.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 7:13 a.m. CST

    Wow, looks good.

    by Toilet_Terror

    The colors look so nice and vibrant for Youtube. Can't tell much else, but congrats on not making another fake color-bled crappy 1970's picture (Black Dynamite already did that perfectly anyway).

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 7:20 a.m. CST

    That looks abso-slut-ly terrible.

    by SlickyVonBoner

    That might be the first trailer that actually makes a movie look BAD.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 7:39 a.m. CST

    tibbar

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    Yeah cos no one remembers any exploitation or cheesy action movies from 20 years ago. Where do you think Edgar Wright got half his influences from you fucking imbecile.<br><br> I still want to see Scott Pilgrim but it does Edgar Wright a real disservice to have so many douchebag fans.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:02 a.m. CST

    looks shit-tastic

    by alienindisguise

    run of the mill camera work, gimmicky violence and awful lighting schemes. It really sucks that no one is interested in telling stories anymore and are just all about copying and imitating garbage.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:05 a.m. CST

    How to make it in in hollywood...

    by alienindisguise

    exhibit no talent and the sky's the limit.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:13 a.m. CST

    Looks like fun

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Love Rutger. Glad they kept the gritty look, over the top violence and the LOGO

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:15 a.m. CST

    AWESOME

    by sonnyfern

    Haven't had something like this in a while.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:43 a.m. CST

    Rutger Hauer deserves better than this...

    by Mr.Stiggs

    He was "Roy Batty" for Christ's sake!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Rutger brings Professionalism to every role...

    by conspiracy

    This looks like the perfect late night viewing experience.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Looks great

    by entrafis666

    Awesome stuff!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Should have

    by Shalako

    remained a trailer.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:52 a.m. CST

    DOUBLE HOBO ALL THE WAY!

    by Galactic

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:55 a.m. CST

    Holy fuck!

    by HorrorFan81

    Awesome trailer! I want a Neill Cumpston review of the trailer and the movie.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:04 a.m. CST

    its no wonder harry loved expendables..

    by emeraldboy

    he seems to like films with little story and lots of violence.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:12 a.m. CST

    Ist that score original?

    by Nice Marmot

    Its been a while, but it sounds like it could actually be the score from The Warriors. Either way, it kicks ass. This looks like so much fun. The only thing funnier are the comments from the haters so far. My God, what is your idea of FUN?

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:34 a.m. CST

    Looks ridiculous

    by Drsambeckett1984

    and not in a good way, I can enjoy a cheesey movie (The Expendables) but this... Not even the awesomeness of Hauer can save it from the bargain bin.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 9:35 a.m. CST

    Hmmmm, messy

    by Ciderman

    We in Ireland remember the man for his great Guinness ads, back in the day, sure he made Bladerunner awesome, but he also sold the Black Stuff! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imn7YiIU8HM&feature=related

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:09 a.m. CST

    hi ciderman,

    by emeraldboy

    where are you in Ireland?

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:14 a.m. CST

    I predict straight to DVD

    by sunwukong86

    there's no way this is gonna get picked up by a mainstream studio...its geared towards a specific audience

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:34 a.m. CST

    not every film gets a release...

    by emeraldboy

    there are a number of irish films that have been made that have never seen the light of day. there is a film called trafficked. which was about a woman trafficked into ireland at the height of the boom. it got a release 8 years later. this year.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:42 a.m. CST

    lol Canadian thru and thru and Chris Nolan fact

    by ndally

    Jesus. Ricky from Trailer Park Boys? Alliance Atlantis releasing/funding? This is Will get publicity in a "snakes on a plane" kind of way but I doubt it will be released theatrically in the US. Oh and on an unrelated side note I think Chris Nolan likes to bring 80's actors who have faded out and done nothing big for his flicks just for fun. He had Rutger in Batman Begins, Eric Roberts for Dark Knight and Tom Beringer with Inception. What other straight to DVD actors has he worked with or am I missing more? David Bowie with the Prestige? Nolan likes his Straight to DVD bargin bin actors. Maybe he will cast Tom Sizemore as the Riddler or JCVD. Take note people who heard it hear first. Next Nolan flick will have a washed up actor in a supporting role. Start placing bets with your predictions. Cause who casts Eric Roberts, seriously? I can see Rutger cause he's awesome and Nolan loves him some Blade Runner but Eric Roberts? Somethings gotta give

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:03 a.m. CST

    I think all that red stuff is made from AWESOME SAUCE!

    by Royston Lodge

    So say we all.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Reminds me of a lovely movie I saw once

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    called STREET TRASH. My was that movie fucked up!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST

    for sure about "Street Trash"

    by torpedoboy

    what a wonderful film!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:17 a.m. CST

    Looks wild, but not like the original trailer.

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    This gives me the "Street Trash" (1987)/"Slime City" vibe. Unlike the original trailer which was an extreme "Death Wish" with the comic violence of "Robocop", this is set in an entirely different universe or time from out own. Unlike "Machette" which appears to flesh out the already shot trailer, this goes in a weirder, wilder direction that appears to take place in some 80s post appocaylptic world; an urban "Road Warrior". I'm not saying that's a bad thing, it's just not what I expected. Now that I can see where they're going with this, I'm pumped to see the result.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:23 a.m. CST

    "Exclusive" on YouTube...

    by Heckles

    ...is like having your own toilet at a public bathroom.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    STREET TRASH MEETS COMBAT SHOCK I THINK.....

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

    I'm not a fan of that type of lighting (super color saturated) unless it's for surrealistic dream sequences. Then there's the question of whether they have a decent script or not. But it looks like sleazy fun. Speaking of Troma, why in the Hell can't that fucking moron Kauffman get something like this made every two years as opposed to the fucking five we had to wait for Poultrygeist?!? Oh, I know, it's because the fucking retard still insists on shooting on 35mm film with a 25:1 shooting ratio on a 500K budget. What an asshole.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:56 a.m. CST

    It's like THE EXPENDABLES for people with decent IQs

    by Tigger Tales

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:09 p.m. CST

    THIS IS THE BEST FILM

    by D o o d

    THAT I HAVE NOT SEEN YET!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Rutger Hauer does deserve better than this but...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...I'll be goddamned if that didn't make me chuckle. Not quite as cool as the original trailer but it could be fun in that oh-so-guilty pleasure sort of way.<P>"I'm gonna sleep in your bloody carcasses ta-night!"

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Eric Roberts

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    You know Eric Roberts is an oscar nominated actor right ndally? A lot of actors have down periods in their careers, doesn't mean they suddenly lose their talent.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Judge

    by ndally

    So what? Marisa Tomei WON an Oscar, so what does that say about the Oscars? Look fair enough he's not the worst actor in the world I was just making a point that Nolan makes some interesting casting choices when it comes to down and out actors. And I was making more of a point saying its kind of an odd choice given his history with Hollywood drama(drugs and such..not that's there's anything wrong with that but when it comes it a big budget tentpole super-hero films it's a tad strange and don't use Robert Downey Jr as example of that being common cause his career was on an upswing before Iron Man) I'm sure Eric Roberts has given some fine performances but he kind of sucked in The Dark Knight when compared to Tom Wilkinson(spelling?) as the don of Gotham in Batman Begins. That's not the point though, the point was that I can't name an A List Director besides Chris Nolan who uses actors who were once at the top of their game but have since been in Straight to DVD movies by the boat load. Either he's a big fan or cheap. I'm just saying it's odd. Quentin Tarantino kind of does the same thing now that I think of it but he usually gets amazing results 90% of the time while Chris Nolan just sticks em in there. Two very different directors so not really a fair comparison but it was just an observation

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Tom Cruise in "HOMO WITH A SHOTGUN"

    by SeymourClearly

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Looks like total shit

    by snappy

    Rutger is too good for this shit. Give him a proper role.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Oh, OK. It's HOBO with a Shotgun!

    by SilentGunman

    I got the title mixed up. I thought Harry was talking about his secret love for gay porn.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    Rutger makes this work

    by Star Hump

    but why is this incredible actor not a superstar? What happened? He's talented enough to have a suitcase full of awesome leading roles under his belt by now. Was it him? Was he on the sauce? Or was it just that the good leading roles were never offered? I'd love to know the inside story.<p> So Rutger's enough to really make me want to see this, but man, I don't know about that garish day-glo lighting. Last time I saw lighting like that was the execrable BATMAN AND ROBIN.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 2 p.m. CST

    Why would Rutger make this crap?

    by LargoJr

    Is his career really doing that poorly? The man is one of the last living Icons in Cinema... I just don't get it :(

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 2:06 p.m. CST

    Moriarty's F.A.R.T.

    by readyoufool

    so, is no one from the site going to review "F.A.R.T. the Movie" for us? After all, it was written by two of AICN's best and brightest, Drew McWeeny and Scott Swan. Here's some footage from it via Filmdrunk and FFF: http://tinyurl.com/23nnyt5 check out the writing credits at about 36sec in.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 2:28 p.m. CST

    Ndally

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    Fair enough, I had no problem with Roberts in The Dark Knight but its been a while since I saw it.<br><br> I would say its likely Nolan cast Hauer in Batman Begins because he's a Blade Runner obsessive, generally though I guess he just happens to be a fan of those actors and it adds to the texture of the films.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    That looks too clean

    by UGG

    they should have gone full "grindhouse" with the cinematography and shit, looks too cheap and nasty for The Hauer'

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 3:02 p.m. CST

    And the orgy continues.

    by SmokingRobot

    The orgy of violence porn that degrades our culture even further. Christ, people, wake the hell up. I like action movies as much as the next guy, but this is despicable.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST

    Actually looked like a good film for the 30 seconds or so

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    When Hauer was giving his speech to the infants. Then it became sub-Troma balls when all the gore and exploitation stuff kicked in. Whatever happened to ol' Rutger? He should work with Verhoeven again.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 3:31 p.m. CST

    Fuck, yeah!

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Cannot fucking wait.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 3:33 p.m. CST

    rutger did struggle with alcoholism, i think

    by zom-bot.com

    and it fucked up his career. i remember seeing him at his bloatiest in SPLIT SECOND. i think kim catrall was in that too. basically it was rutger's PREDATOR but it made no sense. it was god awful. i'll have to see if it's free on netflix...

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Watching this!

    by Can_You_Fly_Bobby

    Looks like good times at the movies.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 3:43 p.m. CST

    Looks fun

    by macheesmo3

    and honestly, that's all you realy look for in these types of films eh? For god's sake quit trying to whine because it isn't the second coming of le samourai....

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 3:49 p.m. CST

    Orgy of violence porn?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Really? That's what you think "degrades our culture?"<p>Here, let me help you, genius. I watch shit like this on occasion. I like it. I think it's fun and I think it's a nice outlet for anti-social feelings. But I don't change my behavior in society because of having seen it. I give the fucking wave when somebody lets me out in traffic. I say please and thank you. I say "sir" and "ma'am" when addressing my elders. (Fewer and fewer of those everyday.) I am courteous when traffic merges or at a stop sign or merely when driving in the hellish traffic out here. I watch my language in public. I nod, I smile, and I say "have a nice day." I hold the door for women and men when I get there first and I say thank you to those who return the favor. I am, for the most part, considered a very polite person, whether you be gay, straight, bi-, white, black, red, yellow, brown, or green-and-orange striped transsexual.<p>You ask me, what "degrades our culture" is ass maggots who do none of that. Fuck nuts who have absolutely no idea how to behave in public. Cursing loudly and dropping the F-bomb at a tennis match then fighting a fucking woman. Talking and texting during a movie. Driving like the road is your own personal fucking race track. Defending your shit for brains little wannabe gangbanger spawn from teachers, cops, and other adults when you ought to be beating some fucking sense and decorum into the goddamned worthless piece of shit. Acting god-awful offended, if not downright aggressively, if someone dares point out any of your impolitic behavior. And just generally acting like a fucking cretin with Tourettes raised in a sty by syphilitic whores.<p>The fault ain't in the movies themselves, but in the individuals who refuse to comport themselves appropriately, whether they've watched a violent fucking movie or not.<p>Oh, yeah, and the assholes who then defend these low-life sacks of squamous gopher shit, making every excuse in the world for 'em - race, ethnicity, poverty, wealth, broken family, daddy fuckin' 'em too much, daddy not fuckin' em enough, what-the-fucking-fuckety-fuck-ever. God, I hate those fucking apologists as much as I hate the motherfucking subhuman assholes who wouldn't know how to behave in civil society if you tied 'em up and gave 'em electro-shock while blasting 'em with fucking Emily Post twenty-four hours a day!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST

    HOMO WITH A SHITGUN

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    He's blasting you with his feces... and you LOVE IT!!!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 4:11 p.m. CST

    IS IT A FUN MOVIE!!!!

    by RPLocke

    Cause fun gets bashed around here. Fun movies like Transformers and Pirates.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 4:16 p.m. CST

    I'm with strykebr

    by Teddy Artery

    I want "Don't!" to be next. Who's directing?

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 4:45 p.m. CST

    wow

    by koie

    it looks fucking awesome!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST

    @ Ciderman

    by Lemure_v2

    Hate to go off topic for a while, but it's confusing that you have a name like that, yet you come from Ireland. If you want to try REAL cider, pop on over to Somerset, and find the most out-of-the-way pub you can. Then ask for the good stuff.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Theres a big difference between a fun movie

    by Phategod2

    and fucking Stupid one.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST

    The Bicycle Sharer, WELL SAID MY FRIEND.

    by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    HOBO VS MACHETTE....nuff said...

    by joker40

    Need I say more..going tonight to see machette...

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    This looks WAY better than Machette

    by Tacoloft

    Hell yeah Biotches!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Scott Pilgrim...

    by Tacoloft

    felt like a movie made for ADD teenagers. I was almost bored by the time the credits rolled and I felt like the same schtick was replayed over and over and over throught the entire film. I understand why some people are totally in love with it however not my cup of tea.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 6:16 p.m. CST

    HOBO AND MACHETTE!!!

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    There's your fricken' double-feature right there!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 6:16 p.m. CST

    The Hobo With A Shotgun...

    by MakNeil

    <b>The title character actually says "A hobo with a shotgun."</b> <b> I don't know if this is going to be total trash or brilliant in a subversive Robocop-kind-of-way, though I am curious.</b>

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 6:29 p.m. CST

    as a harmonica plays on...

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    I'm a ho-boo with-a-shotgun. <p> 'just a hoo-booo with-a-shotgun! <p> I'm a Ho-Boooo with a shot-gunnnn!!... <p> and I'm looo-kinnnnnn' <p> Fooorrrr yooouuuuuuuu!!! <p> Watch-ya-sef now! Watchit! <p> Yeaaaaaah!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Swearing isn't allowed at tennis?

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    What about at baseball or football or soccer? I don't watch sports, so I really don't know. But I'd like to see those old farts try to beat someone up at a soccer match for swearing. They wouldn't live to talk about it.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 6:50 p.m. CST

    Jehovahs_Witness

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    I didn't see anyone playing tennis. Though they were swearin' an awful lot. Of course, there were an awful lot of 'xploshuns 'n stuff goin' on in that trailer also! <p> Maybe I missed it! I'll watch it again fer'ya!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Sorry, Puttgrass

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    I was referring to Bicycle Sharer's post who made reference to the video making the rounds of an eldery couple trying to beat up a young New Yorker for being obnoxious and swearing. The lady slaps him, and the young dude doesn't retaliate but keeps running his mouth, then after he sits down, the old fart takes a swing at him and falls head first into the seats below, LOL. Then another old fart comes to take some blows, too. Search youtube for US Open fight.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Here's the link:

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E19D_-h9MIo

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    Here's another angle:

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-e7WUfX6dc

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    YouTube!!!

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    'Cuz the fall of civilization won't be televized! <p> It will be downloadable and streaming!! <p> "Look out, Gramps! That guy's puttin' you on the Internets!" <p> Thats what Grandpa calls it...

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 7:05 p.m. CST

    Looks awesome. Showed way too much though.

    by moonlightdrive

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 7:14 p.m. CST

    This looks like the greatest movie of all time.

    by Keanu Gives

    Rutger fucking owns!!!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 7:15 p.m. CST

    Holy shit what a profound trailer!

    by Orionsangels

    I wasn't expecting that.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Feels very Street Trash

    by PJoseph

    I loved Street Trash! Happy to see this guy get his film made - I think that's cool.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST

    Wow

    by ForgetfulPete

    manages to lose EVERYTHING that made the original trailer a winner. completely ditches the exploitation-film 70s style (no more grain, shiny multihued backgrounds), focuses on weird wacky violence instead of simple hardcore reality-based violence like HEY, INSTEAD OF SHOWING HIM GETTING HIS TOOTH YANKED OUT WHY DONT WE HAVE MAGIC CEILING CAT FAIRIES WHO CAN YANK PEOPLE INTO THE AIR AND BLUE SMILING MAN POWER GUY!). Goes for "subtle" with the opening speech instead of David Brunt's "HRRRRR" delivery of the original (BTW - for the guy who quoted the Santa line, the line's not "look at this you wasted shit burger" it's "suck on this you child-molesting shit licker!"). Rutger doesn't even spit, doesn't ask for the GOD DAMN PASSCODES. No GOD DAMN PASSCODES = Flaming Nipples on Optimus = FAIL!

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Is there BANJO playing in this?

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    keep the original as a trailer

    by disfigurehead

    The movie looks shitty.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 11:12 p.m. CST

    The Bicycle Sharer knows what's up

    by Star Hump

    excellent post

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST

    THE BICYCLE SHARER

    by frank cotton

    OWNS!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:47 a.m. CST

    MAN I CANT WAIT FOR THE SEQUEL -

    by RPLocke

    Mime with a Bazooka.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:49 a.m. CST

    Good one, Bicycle Sharer

    by Sookie_Steakhouse

    That's one for the ages. F'r sure.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 2 a.m. CST

    Damn, Rutger's looking old

    by wantsomepizzarolls

    That means I'm getting old too I guess. This movie does look okay though. Before someone beats me to it, I'm suprised nobody has typed Homo with a shotgun,just to be honest with everyone here.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:34 a.m. CST

    Nun With a Bayonet Strap On

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    Trailer starts with religious music, shots of city in decay, crime and drug taking"With her beloved city crumbling, drug use and violent crime on the rise..."<br />Now shots of young kids being pimped and then a nun praying in a church, "..her Sunday school kids now whoring their bodies, this Nun was battling to keep it together" <br />Shots now of the nun being attacked and raped by a group of men in the church"....after being gangraped in her church by local thugs..."<br />Shots now of the Nun attaching a blade to the end of a big black strap on "..this Nun is now angry and preparing for war"<br />We see the nun front on in her habit, with the strap on attached,".. Helen Mirren is the Nun With a Bayonet Strap On!"<br />Shots now of the Nun taking out gang members with Bring the Pain by Stemm playing<br />Final shot of the Nun standing over a beaten gang member and shes says "I'm here to do God's work and I'm going to fuck you to death"

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 4 a.m. CST

    MUST SEE home Page picture montage at Rutgerhaur.org

    by youridol

    http://www.rutgerhauer.org/ Now feel like a loser for all the amazing Hauer performances you haven't seen.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:31 a.m. CST

    This trailer about an elderly vigilante.....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ....is getting the old farts all riled up. Don't use any curse words you youngsters...the old farts are comin' for ya.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:48 a.m. CST

    Retro novelty is gone after Grindhouse

    by DoctorZoidberg

    QT really did something fun with Grindhouse, but all these copycat artists are just pathetic. Copying that 'crap-quality' vintage is not technically challenging nor overtly artistic. QT gets credit for thinking outside the box to come up with the homage. That is where it should end. I think the main draw of this film is to watch outrageous violence, but done with late 70's quality special effects to limit the guilt one would normally feel from watching such sadism. Guilty pleasures to be sure.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 8:41 a.m. CST

    man this looks awesome

    by Gungan Slayer

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:03 a.m. CST

    wantsomepizzarolls

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    Homo with a shotgun? Yes they have. <p> You missed it.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:26 a.m. CST

    What absolute garbage. I am sorry Rutger Hauer...

    by Snake Foreskin

    has gotten to the point that films like this appeal to him. This is nothing but gore porn. I used to think stuff like this was cool when I was in high school. Luckily, I am not stuck in a place where this glorification of brutality and evil makes me happy.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:30 a.m. CST

    Vigilante films always do well because we as

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    a society hate scum. Only scum love scum. All these dumbass rappers in jail are scum. They're rich scum, but still scum. All these whores going on tv saying I fucked Tiger Woods, and are playing the victim are scum. The only innocent person in that group is the ex. I don't understand how these women, or Jesse James' tattooed bitch can go on tv, and actually be proud to say "I'm a homewrecking whore." Scum, pure and simple. This film reminds me so much of The Exterminator, and that's in a good way. I'll gladly pay good money to watch Rutger rid the world of scum.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:44 a.m. CST

    The problem comes with who decides who is scum

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    Swearing at a tennis match makes someone scum and deserves to be beaten publicly? No. Solving problems with violence rather than reason is an epidemic in America. That said, this is just a movie, and in movies it can be fun, but when people start holding the people who do this in real life up as heroes, then you have a problem.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:38 a.m. CST

    Hauer Should've been in the Expendables, not this

    by OutsideChance

    Dude deserves better than another mastabatory B movie from a director who thinks recreating shit by better directors just starting out is somehow "art."

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:47 a.m. CST

    Bicycle Sharer

    by DoctorZoidberg

    Whilst I agree with the lion's share of what you say, I find it curious that you are decrying profanity yet using excessive profanity throughout your rant. It doesn't make any fucking sense.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 11:56 a.m. CST

    Dexter kills scum.

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    That's why everybody loves him.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:18 p.m. CST

    Grammation, you want a society of Dexters?

    by Jehovahs_Witness

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:35 p.m. CST

    epidemic in America?

    by malificus

    Really? I'd say given the number of umemployed, disenfranchised and outright abandoned in this country the streets are fairly calm, much calmer than they'll be about 3 years from now. As for this movie, the trailer was amusing, making it into a movie is stupid and this looks terrible and Rutger should be ashamed to be involved. Anyone else notice the amount of deparved, gory violence being peddled by people like Eli Roth and his ilk? Who are these movies for anyway, and what is the point?

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 12:36 p.m. CST

    deparved=depraved

    by malificus

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 1:52 p.m. CST

    I heard Robert Deniro was too busy to do this.

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    wait untill the govt tries to take away..

    by emeraldboy

    the wealthy oap's med cards. that will rile them up. its what happened in ireland. oh and the people who marched and shouted down the govt, they all voted for them. hilarious.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    wait untill the govt tries to take away..

    by emeraldboy

    the wealthy oap's med cards. that will rile them up. its what happened in ireland. oh and the people who marched and shouted down the govt, they all voted for them. hilarious.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:33 p.m. CST

    re the above...

    by emeraldboy

    irish comic neill delamare said it was the over 65's that voted for fianna fail in the 2007 election. its amazing how quickly they forget. bum tisch.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Rutger gotta Eat!

    by mojoman69

    actually this looks ok. go Rutger! its yer birthday!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 4:09 p.m. CST

    Epidemic in America?

    by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform

    Riiiiight, because we never seen Europeans fighting or causing a ruckus at sporting events.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Soccer fans burn down their stadiums

    by RPLocke

    when their four hour game goes bad.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:15 p.m. CST

    Foot smash made me laugh out loud

    by Johnny Ahab

    Probably won't see this in theaters (if it makes it there) but I'll definitely watch it on Netflix. Looks like guilty pleasure fun to me.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Weak-ass Phantom ad in the upper right corner

    by Johnny Ahab

    Wow, that Phantom looked so lame - and there's no trailer connected to the ad - so I found it on YouTube - looks AWFUL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE9a387ynCU&feature=related No thanks - I'll take the Simon Wincer "Slam Evil" version!

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 7:54 p.m. CST

    Has a "Clockwork Orange" feel...

    by BubbaDestructo

    ...and that's a good thing! <p> Kudos to Hauer and Eisner for doing this.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Looks like some dumb fun

    by IKilledSuperman

    I like dumb fun

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:02 p.m. CST

    Will this even make the theaters?

    by aplus

    I'm guessing this will go straight to DVD....? Of course I'll buy it....Rutger is a badass mofo.

  • Sept. 4, 2010, 10:05 p.m. CST

    Bumsploitation

    by Nabster

    The homeless finally have a film they will love. Shrewd thinking.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 3:42 a.m. CST

    got the dumb part right

    by Phategod2

    That has to be the dumbest POS trailer I've seen this year.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 6:09 a.m. CST

    Would make a great double bill with Bum Fights!

    by mojoman69

    just sayin'......

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Shocked

    by maverick2484

    Shocked alright, shocked that there isn't unanimous love for this trailer in this TB. People feeling bad for Hauer for being in this? Grow the fuck up, Hauer has been in pleanty of DTV fare, and I'm pretty he's made enough money in his life that he doesn't have to be making movies at all if he doesn't want to. The man obviously has a sense of humour about himself, and knows that he has lots of fans who like to see him in pulp-ish roles. Nothing I like more than seeing a great actor treat trashy material with respect. And the "terrible glorification of violence" people can also go to hell. Sorry that you watched the trailer for "Hobo with a Shotgun" and it wasn't the thoughtful meditation on hobos and shotguns that you thought it would be. Surprising though this may be, gory movies do not turn all who watch them into serial killers. Why, some people who like gory movies even wear suits to work and contribute to society! So save your moral self-righteousness for another website, sneak a flask into the theatre and have a rip-roarin' good time with this flick. I know I will, can't fucking wait.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 1:22 p.m. CST

    I love this action revival we're seeing.

    by Mr Nicholas

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST

    The music in the trailer...

    by apollo80

    ...sounds kinda like something out of "The Warriors". But that's not a bad thing.

  • Sept. 5, 2010, 3:43 p.m. CST

    Oh, and while I appreciate...

    by apollo80

    ...this trailer being made into a movie, and love Rutger Hauer, I wish this had the look of old film and the feel of the original trailer, and would like to have seen David Brunt play the role.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 10:57 a.m. CST

    by RabidEwok47

    looks like zombieland - the zombies + kick ass and rutger ITS LOOKS FREEKING BAD ASS

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Will someone PLEASE...

    by Darkplanet

    Give Rutger Hauer a fucking decent script. Maybe even a bit-part in a major movie. Please Hollywood, exploit this mans talent for one more round of Hauer goodness. He just needs the right roles.

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 3:16 p.m. CST

    When is the inevitable "HOBO WITH A MACHETE" coming?

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 4:57 p.m. CST

    BAD MOVIE WITH A MACHETE!!

    by RPLocke

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 5:01 p.m. CST

    when are they going to make grindhouse 2?

    by JaredP

    i've been waiting for that film forever. i hope robert or quentin do a women in prison flick for the next one

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    imagine seeing....

    by JaredP

    lindsay lohan and michelle rodriguez, two of the hottest dykes in hollywood, soaping each other up in hot prison shower scene

  • Sept. 6, 2010, 8:44 p.m. CST

    Bella

    by susankq1111

  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:29 a.m. CST

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    by Zombie Vig

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  • Sept. 7, 2010, 1:23 p.m. CST

    check blond hair, blue eyes. rutger docco

    by Waka_Flocka

    the guy just likes to work and like dude above says he's done plenty of dtv fare. i look forward to this, i wish it looked a bit grainier though. i'll reserve judgement. big fan of slime city, street trash etc.

  • Sept. 11, 2010, 11:49 p.m. CST

    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

    by SkinJob69

    Love Mr. Hauer. Great monologue there.

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