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Here's What Ian McShane's Blackbeard Will Look Like In PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES!!
Merrick here...
PopSugar has an image...I believe it's our first look...at the mighty Ian McShane as Blackbeard in PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN :ON STRANGER TIDES. He's standing between Penelope Cruz and Johnny Depp, and I believe that's Rob Marshall directing him.
Click the image to jump to a small gallery of similar shots, including a nice, hot angle of Penelope in her pirate garb.
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San Francisco cock suckers in this?
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Is the mother-lovin' Don!
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Okay, I may have to see this.
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Sep 02, 2010 10:17:48 AM CDT
Penelope Cruz looks hot right there
by beyondthunderdome2girls1cupbillcosby
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Sep 02, 2010 10:18:50 AM CDT
a Yellowbeard cameo would have been awesome
by beyondthunderdome2girls1cupbillcosby
r.i.p
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Stagger..Stagger..Crawl... Crawl.. Stagger (Ian needs to voice Smaug by the way)
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The entire POTC trilogy feels rushed and frankly boring.
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a pantomime at Skegness. Honestly, what kind of brain-dead cock-smokers will still pay money to see more of these embarrassing films? Are they planning to inflict more Orlando Bloom on us? More of Depp doing his 'hilarious' turn? Fuck off!!
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I would rather see a serious Blackbeard movie.
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Maybe it tells the tell of how he lost his eye?
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I think that's the first time I've ever laughed at a comment on here, mainly because it's true, but also because the Yanks won't have a fucking clue what you meant! Brilliant.
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When you need the man himself to make a comment? ;-)
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I'd rather be American than get the reference.
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I can't really muster any interest for Depp or Cruz in this, but with McShane in the mix it might elevate the material. Is this movie going to be half-serious and corny? Probably. Be great if it wasn't.
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I married an American and I live in the States now, so I've nothing against you. Why so touchy? It was just nice to see a good old English reference on here for once, that's all.
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Seemed like the thing to do at the time.
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what a bleak shithole.
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Genius. Well done to you.
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While making fun of ignorant American stereotypes about the British. He'd reply by saying "Dude, you rock!" in the worst surfer accent imaginable. Good times.
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He could be canadian...
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(To the tune of "At the Hop")
Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
I'm the CHOP
Well, you can fuck it you can hole it
You can suck and you can troll it
I'm the CHOP
When ol' Harry starts creamin'
You fanboys choke yer chicken
I'm the CHOP
Kneel to the sensation that's gankin' geek nation
I'm the CHOP
All you kneel before the CHOP
Kneel before the CHOP (oh Harry)
Kneel before the CHOP (oh Capone-y)
Kneel before the CHOP
Come on, kneel before the CHOP
Well, you can slap it you can knead it
You can really start to blow it
I'm the CHOP
Here's where my cock is the smoothest
And the fanboys or the gayest
I'm the CHOP
All the nerds and the dweebs can get their licks
from the CHOP
Let's go!
All you kneel before the CHOP
Kneel before the CHOP (oh Herc-y) Kneel before the CHOP (oh Beaks-y)
Kneel before the CHOP
Come on, kneel before the CHOP
Let's go!
(Here the CHOP shreds on his mean git-TAR.)
Well, you can fuck it you can hole it
You can suck and you can troll it
I'm the CHOP
When ol' Harry starts creamin'
You fanboys choke yer chicken
I'm the CHOP
Kneel to the sensation that's gankin' geek nation
I'm the CHOP
Well, you can slap it you can knead it
You can really start to blow it
I'm the CHOP
Here's where my cock is the smoothest
And the fanboys or the gayest
I'm the CHOP
All the nerds and the dweebs can get their licks
from the CHOP
Let's go!
All you kneel before the CHOP
Kneel before the CHOP (oh Harry)
Kneel before the CHOP (oh Capone-y)
Kneel before the CHOP
Come on, kneel before the CHOP
Let's go!
Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
I'M THE CHOP! -
Sep 02, 2010 11:15:32 AM CDT
I just had to share that. Amazing stuff from ol' Choppy.
by colonelfatheart
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Sep 02, 2010 11:17:26 AM CDT
And by the way ... McShane may be the only reason I see
by colonelfatheart
PIRATES IV. Not a big fan of the franchise, but McShane is a minor deity in the Colonel's household.
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IS SHE PREGGO?
I know the glow. -
NEEDS TO LOOK FEARSOME!!!! This looks like something out of Pavel Chekov's wardrobe.
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Pirate with Transformers and call it Pirates of the Transformers. Both these franchises are horrible!
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Thanks, Colonel. Whatta classic!
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Deadwood lives.
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Depp, Cruz, Rush and McShane - the cast is great at least. Marshall's a competent director too. Just got to hope the story's good.
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Now that...is one handsome cocksucker.
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Well, not really, but I do love watching him do his thing. Though I doubt he'll ever create a more memorable character than Al Swearengen, I'll still check out everything he does sooner or later. I imagine he could put a good bit of Al's attitude into Blackbeard, but unfortunately his vocabulary would have to be curtailed. Hoping for the best on this one.
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Sep 02, 2010 12:02:13 PM CDT
Sparrow, you are a fuckin' cocksucker, of the first order...
by jimmy rabbitte
and if you don't stop fuckin' interfering with my operations, I'll fuckin' gut you and feed you to fuckin' Wu's fuckin' pigs.
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Good lord these movies are tedious. How could movies with pirates, monsters, witches, etc. be dull and uninspired? Its pretty hard to do but the PIRATES movies excel at turning the wonderous into a snoozefest.
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...a serious,, dangerous version of Blackbeard with McShane in the title role. This other stuff, well, maybe.
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Fuck me, we need a serious rated-R historical film about Blackbeard's romping around the Caribbean banging wenches, drinking, cussing, slitting throats and being an evil son of a bitch! Yeah a lot of his legacy is made-up modern invention, but shit, that would be a good pirate movie!
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Spoken like my own fuckin' echo.
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that Depp sleepwalks thru this movie. He really didn't want to do this, but maybe his paycheck is paying for Dark Shadows...I guess its worth.
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Just watched a program on History International about the possible discovery of his flagship QUEEN ANNE'S LACE off the Carolina coast, which touched on his exploits. There's definitely a great movie waiting to be made of his real life. How about it, Wolfgang Petersen?
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the old school videogamers know what i mean.
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Sep 02, 2010 1:33:49 PM CDT
It looks like the visual side of this series is going down the s
by rameses
Whilst the stories , became more confused and tedious with each movie , visually , in terms of costuming and design "pirates " was always very impressive and detailed .So far this latest instalment looks poor , from Cruzs terrible hat outfit to a rather uninspired Blackbeard.Somethings missing.
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Davey Jones was great in 2 and 3, and this could be even better!
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Sep 02, 2010 2:09:14 PM CDT
Ye cocksuckers and ye hoopleheads be pissin' me the fuck off
by thebikeshopownerfromdifferentstrokes
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based on the Tim Powers novel it is.
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a little chuckle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghJaB6uLP_o&feature=player_embedded
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http://tinyurl.com/2fsljan
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I always look forward, to the addition of your verbal machinations, to these austere fuckin' proceedings.
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You did see the other three right? Right? Shit, most poeple couldn't figure out if Jones was makeup or prosthetic (he was neither)
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Is this a typo? "And the fanboys or the gayest" Just wondering... 'cuz reading is haaaard.
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already bored with his role to death,an uneven,musical!! director and being the 3rh sequel of a franchise,well all these dont seem to me very inspiring for the final quality of this new product.anyway,we shall see.
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He should have been the villain, the ass-pirate of Zanzibar. Box-office gold.
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So how much of On Stranger Tides are they going to use for this..because if half the book makes the film it will fucking rock
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Nevermind. I just saw that you pasted that from somewhere else. Not your typo... 'cuz reading is coooommmmmmplicated.
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Exit Orlando Bloom... enter Ian McShane? Even without the huge budgets of the other three entries... count me in!
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DUDE!!! Are you having a "GROUNDHOG DAY" experience? You're like, stuck in the same review dude. Snap out of it!
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Shoulda been Al Swearigen the Pirate instead
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For some reason, everytime I read his posts, I imagine him sounding like Bennett from "Commando".
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American tourists to the uk looking for real salty pirates should travel to the ye olde coastal town of fair Skegness where ya timbers will be shivered! ...And really bad eggs...
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alot of the hot looking female actors right now
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but then again you may be gay so I understand your opinion and envy of cruz being with bardem
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Just curious how this will play out. I apologize to the POTC fanboys, but the 2nd and 3rd movies were just awful.
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Lord Choppy has his own special way with words.
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CHOP CHOP CHOP!
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and wrong.she was uber hot when she was younger,but now only the photoshop and makeup make her hot.not that she is not fuckable even now,but she is not anymore in the AAA-pussies list.not that she gives a fuck,but i dont either.
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and has lost a thing from when she was younger
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I mean people are on and on about how bad the sequels were but they were gems compared to this years summers list.
Inception and Alice In Wonderland were probably the high lights of this years movies.
The biggest movie was last years Avatar a hardly original tale. 2009 and 2010 made me miss the Pirates movies.
I'll not base my whole going to see a film based on one photo.
I am going cause as long as there is Depp and Rush they have all they need to make a good film.
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In 'Curse of the Black Pearl' you're rooting for the good guys, you want Jack to get the Pearl, you want Will to get Elizabeth, you're invested in the characters. In the sequels it was too confused as to who we're meant to be behind. In 'Dead Man's Chest' they all turned into assholes!! 'Confused' is the right word for the sequels, though they both had entertaining sequences here and there.
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seriously say that that stunningly god-awful souless piece of shit Alice in Wonderland was a "highlight" of the year??!! That...just...does...not...compute...
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England: Win a war once. I dare you.
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Cause that's what audiences want.
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Cocksucker! Swearengen, San Francisco cocksucker...meet!
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cannot wait for this after the shitty summer we've had...except for Toy Story and Inception, it pretty much sucked balls. All this and Penelope Cruz and her boobies! I am there!
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It was bigger than the fucked up Republican party.
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Sep 03, 2010 12:11:43 AM CDT
Ian McShane will be soooo ULTRA COOL in this role....!!!!!!!!!!!
by jonchambers
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As far as I'm concerned, Tai Lung the snow leopard was the REAL star of Kung Fu Panda...sorry, but I just am TIRED of fatass losers overcoming people with skills and smarts just because they're fatass losers we're all supposed to identify with. (And I don't. When I watched "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" I didn't feel a speck of sympathy for Jason Segal's dong-dangling dipshit character, because I could hardly blame the hot chick for thinking she could do better. Because she could and SHOULD!) I dug the leopard. If he isn't in the next Panda I'm not going. But I am definitely seeing this next Pirates movie, hoping for the best. Ian McShane could be just the tonic the ailing franchise needs...
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First of all..what the fuck does this has to do with war? Secondly, we've won more wars than pretty much any country on earth you tit. Not that it's relevant or even something to be proud of, but if you're gonna be a cunt for no reason, at least say something that makes sense. You fuckin' chooky egg.
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and i am not joking.
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I can't believe that:-). Although I can understand why lots of people would want to fight them;-).
Just kidding. I love people who shrug a lot. I don't really care who won the most wars anyway. It's hardly something to boast about. I was just bemused by the randomness of RKDN's post: "England: Win a war once. I dare you."
Not only does that show an amazing lack of education, but what a weird thing to post in the middle of a POTC TB!
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For any American to talk about wars is just embarassing frankly, shows a lot of ignorance too.
If you're not going round the world killing people in the name of oil.. er I mean peace and all that good shit - you're busy killing yourselves whilst quoting your beloved right to arms. You clearly believe the Hollywood versions of various war efforts where the yanks always seem to save the day.
Why any of this is necessary in a movie website talkback thread is a mystery.. kinda like why it took so long for the US to decide Hitler wasn't such a nice chap afterall. -
Ian McShane as Backbeard the pirrate? OK ... Long black hair and beard ... Black outfit. Look at picture ... yep ... exactly how I imagined it would look.
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Obviously it'll be jazzed up (re-imagined) a bit for the US. English countryside will change to LA, the focus will change from Antiques to Arms. Oh and he'll be gay obviously. Damn that almost sounds like a good idea, dibs if any producers steal this little gem. Then again, they'd probably recast McShane with Mel Gibson and McG to produce. Shame.
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I'm hoping they put some of the real violence that pirates were capable of into this movie. It needs raping and pillaging and murdering. Most of all, I just need to see a Pirates movie rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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We need MORE of this interminable theme-park shite?
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There was a young Ian McShane in it. Medium wavy 70s hair, but no facial hair. Some guys get better with age.
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He should call Johnny a cock sucker.
FREE WHISKEY!
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Had no idea of it's existence before reading this article. I'm on my way over to place a pre-order right now. I worked at Tower Records in the early nineties and was lucky enough to stumble across the only three copies of TNG soundtrack CDs I ever saw in the store while checking in a box one day. None of them ever made it to the front of the store. Still have them on the shelf with all the other Trek DVDs and CDs.
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Prior to Deadwood, Ian McShane was most famous for his role in Lovejoy, which consisted of him mincing about with a bad mullet and speaking to the camera. Big hit with dowdy middle-aged women.
That said, he was awesome as Al Swearengen in Deadwood. However, watch some Lovejoy and I think you'll agree that McShane needs to do fucking cool roles until the day he dies just to make amends for that show.
Don't think another POTC film. Liked the first movie, but the rest were utterly mediocre.
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