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KICK ASS 2 has been greenlit? Mark Millar says so...
Hey folks, Harry here and I've just started to receive a flood of messages from our UK viewers that heard Mark Millar on Radio 5 announce that due to the crushing success of KICK ASS on DVD - that KICK ASS 2 has been greenlit. The first person to send this in was Dixie, I'll follow up and see what else I can find. Shame that Home Video audience didn't turn out in theaters, where the film was truly spectacular. Now if only they'd wake up and get their asses to SCOTT PILGRIM!
Hi Guys Been listening to Mark Millar on Radio 5 in the UK who says that because of the fantastic number of DVD sales of Kick Ass that Kick Ass 2 has been greenlit and will go ahead and be based on Millars follow up comic Just call me Dixie
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please no.
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Inception is the best film of the year, but Kick-Ass is a close second.
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will stay away from the sequel as Hitgirl will be too old.
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Fuckin douche bags.
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But Kick-Ass really did fucking rock. But stop trying to convince me Scott Pilgrim was a real movie. Yes, Edgar Wrights fantastic visual flair and energy kept it afloat, and the characters and dialogue were mostly enjoyable, but the fights ruined the movie entirely. I felt more like I was watching a video game with a series of stupid, non-dramatic boss battles than when I saw 300. 7 fights, out of nowhere, in a row, against people with superpowers, where scott gets his ass kicked for 4 minutes before finding an hilariously stupid and contrived way of beating them which usually amounts to, in my opinion, cheating. Yes, yes I get the metaphorical reasons for them having superpowers and him overcoming his weaknesses and blahblahblah...doesn't make it a good movie, or dramatic, or interesting to watch some emo hipster douchebag turn into a hindu god and dance around with stupid fucking vampire bitches or something, made my head want to explode.
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this guy is talented and all but he's a bullshit artist.
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Maybe they'll kill her offscreen during the first scene like Alien 3.
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I have no idea. Best hour and a half of fun cinema I've had in years.
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On a serious note, can't wait for this one.
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Then you would finish the day by pationately butt fucking each other while watching the setting sun...plop...plop.ploppah
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I'm not sure I want to see this movie without Nic Cage's brilliant Adam West impersonation. Everything else in the first movie was secondary for me.
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Loved that movie so much I ran out and bought it as soon as possiable. CANT WAIT FOR THE SECOND BOOK!
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Wotta load of horse-shit.<P> "Truly spectacular."<P>Harry's got Superlatives Tourette's.<P>Maybe they should just go Direct to DVD for Number Deuce.
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don't know the comic, but won't chloe be too old by then?
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Haven't been this excited since I skipped Scott Pilgrim.
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What do douchebags who don't like a film or news of sequel waste their "precious" time on a message board? Is your parents basement too confining? Hang another poster of some guy from that Vampire movie.
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Aug. 31, 2010, 1:30 p.m. CST
SHOW JANE GOLDMAN'S TITS AND YOU HAVE MY$$$!!!FACT!!!
by CreationistTechnophobicManiacs
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we all just get along?
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Slow ahead, if you please.
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and you're an idiot
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I did. Several times.
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you sure spend a lot of time on a nerdy website talking about how cool you are to a bunch of star trek fans. methinks the man is a liar and a douche
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Fans of the comic, that is. What comes next? Hit girl involved? Red Mist back? New villain?
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I'll wait for Millar to deliver the printed sequel before completely passing judgement, but it didn't seem to me that the film needed a sequel.<P> It wasn't perfect, but at least the characters all got some kind of resolution at the end. <P> Yes, there's Red Mist, but that's a story that doesn't necessarily need to be seen or told.
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CAn't wait!
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I just got finished watching an awesome movie called Girls Just Want to Have Cum. It rocked. After I finished I saw this story and I commented. You see I actually liked Kick-Ass and am excited about a sequel. I don't post about shit I don't care about.
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Garbage filmmaking that will not age well.
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but okay if you're going to do it then this time it should be no holds barred with the violence. Vaughn got cold feet with the first Kick Ass. Let's see if he's really willing to cross the line. Is he even directing this?
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Aug. 31, 2010, 1:38 p.m. CST
Chloe Moritz will be at least 14 when they shoot this
by Nic_Cages_Real_Hair
So I bet a huge chunk of the film will deal with Hit Girl coming of age... Or they go with a different actress to keep her a pint-sized killing machine
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Most of its target audience was too young to see it in cinema. The sequel would probably be more profitable if it went DTV as opposed to wasting all that money on prints.
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And is as thick as a field hockey player. Hopefully they'll have it set with her in High School and Kick-Ass in college or something, so she won't all of sudden tower over him.
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Me included. It was an average movie at best. Without Cage, I have no reason to watch any more.
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can we actually have some violent action in this one? not just 5 minutes worth in a 2 hour movie!.
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Does anyone believe anything that comes out of his mouth anymore? Believe it when you see it. As of now, it's not greenlit.
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That's all.
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Completely agree.
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But not really interested in a sequel. Can't really see that chinless wonder Christopher Mintz-Plasse as any kind of plausible villain.
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Aug. 31, 2010, 2:10 p.m. CST
Mark Millar is a shameless self-promoter
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
He announces stuff all the time, and it's never accurate.
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They better do it soon before Hit Girl hits a growth spurt.
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I fucking hated it.
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Are people comparing Scott Pilgrim to Kick-Ass? Might as well compare Pearl Harbor to Jerry Maguire.
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No Nicolas Cage, no sequel.
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He can come back Darkman style!
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"Truly spectacular" is not a superlative.
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Mark Millar is a self indulgent, self promoting, overrated douche bag. One of thousands of examples of him talking out of his ass: remember, when he said that he and a "Top" director had pitched an idea for Superman, and was so sure he was a go, but WB totally told them to fuck off...that was classic. This guy says shit he wishes would happen......waiting for him to announce his first directing project. Kick ass was alright. It was nothing great.
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Not so sure the "kids" can sustain my interest.
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...are from those who thought they were buying a porno. How sad it is when the box-office paying public makes its opinion known, and then money gets wasted on a sequel anyway.
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Probably got a fair bit of income over the controversy over Hit Girl.<P> <P> Take that away and the movie is as generic as they come...in fact it reeks strangely of Robocop 3 to me for some reason.<P> <P> Perhaps its the fact that comics writers can appear clever on paper but translate the idea to screen and they suddenly seem quite stupid when you ghave to put any depth to paper thin ideas (pun !!) <P> <P>Miller/Millar stick to the comics.
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Remember that Mark Millar likes to screw around and use his internet influence to try and rumor things into truth. At one point he started a rumor of an Orson Welles Batman project starring Gregory Peck, and later that he himself had been selected to do a Superman revamp. More power to him, but let's not jump up and down too much.
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and bought the DVD. My only disappointment was the ending line delivered by 'Red Mist'. Yes, what follows is a SPOILER!!!...First of all, his dad's organization has been gutted and he wouldn't have access to what he had access to. Second, the son is basically normal. One does not turn into a raging killing machine overnight. The kid should not be part of a sequel. Something else needs to be the motivating force. Also, Kick-Ass himself would likely be suffering PTSD. It's the least believable part of the script (aside from the flying, gunned rig).
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I thought Hit Girl was a cool character and had alot of depth and was believable...but i didnt care about anyone else, and the plot wasnt really that strong. fun movie, but it wasnt the superhype awesomeness that this and some other sites have made it out to be.
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Aug. 31, 2010, 2:32 p.m. CST
Great news! Just hope they get Vaughn back.
by Lionel_Richies_Hipster_Frames
Still probably my favorite movie of the year after Inception.
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But to know that you aren't stuck out in texas with nothing else to do, but instead someone who has plenty of money and retired early, but has so little of a life that he still comes on aintitcool, badass that he is, to brag to nerds about how awesome it is. I mean, I didn't think it would get more pathetic than being border patrol and spending all day on here talking shit. But to be retired early and have enough money to actually do something, and yet chooses to stay on here all day talking shit....that's just life altering-ly sad. Go make some friends pal. Or are they as unimpressed by your bullshit about murdering innocent mexicans and hanging out with your butt buddy as i am? You are truly an underwhelming lump
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Great Movie and very unapologetic.Too bad some of the So-called Geek Army had shuned this film thus overlooking it's potentual.The jury is still out on Scott Pilgrim and SPF's "planting" aint helping much either.
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Eveything with the noted exception of Red Mist's new "look" wrapped up nicely. The ending is somewhat ambiguious, but there's not really much you can focus on afterwards. The nerd-gets-girl subplot is one of the best albeit cliche parts for this kind of film.And without Nic's excellent performance as Big Daddy, it's not really the same.Let's just see what Nemesis can do, shall we?
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Aug. 31, 2010, 2:48 p.m. CST
THIS JUST IN: Mark Millar announces film of his SUPERIOR series
by SpyGuy
Even though the first issue of SUPERIOR doesn't arrive in stores until October.
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Using the music from 28 Days Later and Sunshine struck me as really really lazy. The fact that those pieces of music were used in the scenes that were supposed to be the most dramatic in Kickass made it all the worse and completely took me out of it. The whole thing left me with a hack-ish vibe...
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This is one that does need a second chapter, and deserves it. Kick Ass was fabulous. This is terrific news.
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What was that? Did they use Murphy's tracks on the temp score and decide that they wanted to stick with them? Did they ever explain it?
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bullshit movie for freakishly thin white hipsters and perverts. The eerie things I heard from older guys with neck beards about that little girl were downright disturbing.
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Or you like Twilight. It is that cut and dried. No two ways about it.
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Can't take someone seriously who says they didn't like Pilgrim because the fights were too much like a video game. You stupid shit that was the point. I hate saying this but you're obviously someone who just "didn't get it" or just one of these trolls who go after nerd movies. This self-hating nerd shit is getting old fast. It makes no sense to me when you guys send such hate for movies that are aimed towards us. Yet shitty movies either get ignored or many cases defended. Go fuck yourselves. Kick Ass had problems but it was way better than a lot of the other shit that came out. At least the movie had balls to have some violence in it. I've lost faith in the TBers here. Hating on Pilgrim and Kick Ass while many defend Takers... Fucking Takers? That movie had the bitchy Vader and Paul Walker and fucking TI in it and people were defending it. It was Heat for tweens! Pathetic.
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Apparently Murphy was involved but they decided not to write anything original, just use the original recordings and redo some of the Sunshine theme and use it for the final 1/3 of the movie.
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Before starting Production on the Film. I'd like some consistency this time around.
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Fuckin awesome! I know it doesn't seem to be popular wisdom around here but I fucking loooove KIck Ass! So happy they are making a follow up! <p> <p> Why is it you have to be a pedophile to enjoy Kick Ass? Cause an 11 year old girl kicked EVERYONE'S ass in Kick Ass? Really? The people who bring this up over and over seem to think about pedophilia an awful lot, project much? Really fucked up people on here, it's sad
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And I'm a gamer nerd that got all the dumb references (even the ovo lacto vegan one) and it just kind of fell flat.
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Best talkback comment evar.
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It wasn't in the comic for a reason. Can you guess what that was?<p>That's right - cos it was utter shite.
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Hidden from her by her daddy so in case the big bad villain got to either of them, the hidden angel would avenge them. Or some such bullshit. Either way bring on KA2!!
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Kick Ass's girlfriend. Very nice and of legal age. She's also going to be in the tv series Nikita.
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and he burned to death....(Spoiler). So I'm semi-excited to see the geek and the jailbait chick kill people in the sequel and fight the Superbad geek who now runs his dad's empire I'm guessing.
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Millar wants a movie made out of his work. He goes online and makes announcements about the would-be movie project going forward (hinting a director is lined up, or that Eminem and Halle Berry are in talks to star, whatever.) People online talk about it. Millar goes to the desired studios/directors/stars, points to what he stirred up and says "Look at all the people talking about making this into a movie! Obviously, there's a huge demand!"<br><br>Millar isn't particularly believable to anyone who has been paying attention, but the man has definitely found a way to get his comics optioned.
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Millar has already come out and said that the plot would be that the city is now overrun with a superhero craze. Chris D'Amico (Red Mist) has a bunch of supervillains working for him while he just pretty much sits around and gets high. Millar also said that Hit-Girl is being written like Eastwood's character in UNFORGIVEN; she's been pretty much non-violent for the last few years but that changes. And of course Kick-Ass finds himself in the middle.
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I understand the Scott Pilgrim love here and I recognize it was well-made by everyone involved. It just didn't connect with me at all, and there wasn't a single character I could identify with. It was GOOD, I just didn't care for it personally (it IS possible, you know). Kick-Ass I found to be one of the more exhilarating (and rewatchable) movies to come along in a while, and it's a freaking blast to watch it with someone who has no idea what to expect.
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That's the real question. The comic pretty much does away w/ her in the second one.
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Kick Ass does deserve a sequel. Vaughn did say dvd sales would be the deciding factor for greenlighting Kick Ass 2.<p>I think Millar said that Red Mist would hire a highly skilled female assassin to take out Hit Girl.
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can't get its shit together.
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Love that movie. Look forward to a sequel.
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But pretty cool, I think.
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Didn't i hear that there would be a new supervilianess called Mother Fucker?
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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Shutter Island are close behind. With all the CG crap and exposition-drenched dreamworld crapfests out there, it was nice to see a little of the old ultraviolence kick my ass for 90 minutes...
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Ready for it!
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Nic Cage's Adam West was great, but I felt like it was rather empty (except for Hit Girl and Big Daddy's relationship). It was okay, not great.
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so in part 2 that wimp will start his estrogen treatments to become more ladylike -and- also get beat up? fantastic. keep labeling things in a way that I know to avoid them.
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We really needed that Kick Ass II.
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It made almost $100 million total on a $30 million dollar budget. Even with marketing costs, I'm sure it was in the black before going out of theaters. Since the DVD sales are obviously strong, it's not surprising there'll be a sequel.
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Aug. 31, 2010, 4:27 p.m. CST
Millar is all about the Hollywood paycheck these days.
by Knuckleduster
Every single new title he comes up with is created for the sole purpose of being turned into a movie. I wish he's go back to just writings comics for the sake of writing comics.
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If we're lucky.
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All we have for an hour around me is Cinemark theatres - who were having a war with Lionsgate when the movie came out. No one played the film, even though one of the goons was a graduate of the local high school. So I'm glad a nearby independent theatre ran KA back in June, just so I got the chance to see it on the big screen. I hope the sequel talk is legit!
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I'd hold off on this being in any way official till a lot of other people confirm it.
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Kick Ass was entertaining, but ultimately disappointing and soulless. It was the same old superhero story, right down to the lack of psychological impact the violence had on the characters. After everything that happened, Kick Ass and Hit Girl should have been mentally scarred for life. Especially HG, since her dad was a fucking batshit-crazy psychopath who raised her to be a remorseless murderer. Instead, we get the Happy Ending with a cutesy gag about HG beating up high school bullies.<br> <br> Watchmen obviously had superior source material, but it was also a far better film with a much more appropriate soundtrack. Let the debate begin!
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Kick Ass 2: Balls to the Wall. Really.
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and that gimmick was hit-girl. once you saw the trailer, you saw the gimmick. Kick ass was a preening asshole and there was nothing remotley entertaining seeing a character get shot and then kicked and punched repeatedly by the movies main villain. seeing another character die of a hemmorage in the opening moments of the movie were made all the worse by the screenwriters attempts to funny that scene. there were some funny scenes in Kick Ass. the boozuka scene near the end, was funny alright. I liked mintz plasse in the film and that scene where he and kick ass are smoking dope is kinda funny. But the movie on the whole was horrible. there was nothing remotely Nice about any of the characters. but this was a mark millar comic.
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there were some good scenes in wanted. but that film was horrible also. i really dont want to see anymore mark millar comic book movies. thank.
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I saw Kick-Ass in theaters. Missed Scott Pilgrim. But what exactly can the movie theater experience give me that my gigantic HD TV and DTS surround sound system can't, except for the annoying chatter of people who DON'T SHUT UP!? Maybe if moviegoing was a bit more civilized like it is at places like the Arclight and the Alamo, people would still, you know, go to movies.
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Part of me wonders what kind of film Kick Ass would have been without Jane Goldman writing the script. From what I've read about the comic, she really softened it up for the movie.
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Got to catch both films in the theatre. First of all, I saw KA at renowned movie palace that I would guess is similar to places like the Alamo and the Arclight. The full presentation, with an announcer coming out and introducing the film, curtains opening, very big screen - heck, they even played hero themed songs on the PA while the theatre filled (think Holding Out for a Hero, 3 doors down's Superman, etc...). So presentation and an appreciative audience is key. Scott Pilgrim - well, my wife and I were one of two couples total in the 100 seat theatre last week to watch that, but again - big screen, great sound, seeing it while it's still relevant (before video) makes a larger impression. Just my two cents.
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I do get it. I love video games. Play them when I have time. I understood all the references and jokes. I "get it". That doesn't make it a good movie. Movies and video games are different mediums. That movie was a piece of shit because it was too much like a video game, and thought it was oh-so-clever for doing so. I can see how it would work and be lots of fun as a graphic novel. But movies require drama and tension and actual danger. Scott Pilgrim had none of these. "Oh look here comes the vegan police to destroy the Super Saiyon guy for no reason. Oh he ate a steak three years ago? Thats dramatic. I was really worried scott pilgrim wouldnt survive that fight." gimme a break. thats just fucking terrible. it makes for a terrible movie. deal with it.
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he'll do great in expendaples 2
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Cage was the only part I liked about KICKASS. The main dude's inability to prepare himself to actually be heroic (no training, armor, lame weapon) just pissed me off.
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Kick Assier? K2ck Ass? Kick Ass 2: Ass Kick? No Matthew Vaugh, I bet, no Chloe Moretz, no Nick Cage, Probably no Squeaky-Voiced Kid From Superbad... bet this'll be straight-to-video.
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I agree, it takes a lot to get me to go see a movie at the theater now days.
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Aug. 31, 2010, 5:18 p.m. CST
Captain Axis, Watchmen sucked camel balls
by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview
Alan Moore was right... it was meant for the comics medium and should have stayed there. What you ended up with was sort of a playlist of the best scenes from Watchmen, but done in live action with horribly bad CGI. And the soundtrack was just silly when combined with the images. Case in point: "The weirdest Leonard Cohen video ever." Kick Ass was basically kind of meh (to borrow an infamous Harry phrase) I wanted to like it, but it just kind of sat there. Did think the way the cinematographer merrily satirized the look of Spider-Man was nicely done, however.
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Seriously...its a dumb fucking movie for pathetic people. You have to have a really shitty life to enjoy such idiocy.
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not not only will you be able hear james cameron's crappy and cack handed attempts at dialoug in the movie theatres but you will be able to read it too. that's right James cameron - novellist. a novel about pandora.
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Without a director attached (MV is too... busy... for a quick turnaround), without a script, and with a rapidly ageing cast. Colour me sceptical that this has had the official go order.
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What a silly and utterly forgettable film. If it weren't for Nic Cage's Adam West impression, there really would have been no point.
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This is terrific news. I am surprised just how much more I've enjoyed Kick-Ass the more I watch it. I was really bummed when it didn't do well in the theater but I am glad the the DVDs are selling like pancakes. The second film could be glorious.
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Hope about you finish War Heroes, you lazy shit?
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I lived in Phoenix, Az. for years and I believe that Atomic Comics is a local store (they have a few in and around Phoenix). Why was the hang out in Kick Ass Atomic Comics (same exact logo and everything)? Was this a favor to the owner or has Atomic branched out nationwide? Anyone know the connection here?
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Hit Girl gets a mom and a little brother and a wisecracking maid.
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Fuck you, Scott Pilgrim was a great movie. Go shit on something else. Like yourself.
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It just wasn't that different, it was your basic, generic superhero story, but with some swearing and a little extra blood thrown in. I had a few laughs and enjoyed some of the action sequences, but in the end the movie was just a *shrug*
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Aug. 31, 2010, 6:51 p.m. CST
maybe the characters will be older than pedo bear status this ti
by MurderMostFowl
Such a half assed, weak storied movie
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"greenlit" by any studio - it was financed independently and then auctioned off by the entrepreneurs (including Brad Pitt) who made it. A ballsy and successful move by the creators. <P> I loved the film. Entertaining, rewatchable, great music. Favorite I've seen so far this year.
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goes to sleep on a big black dick. yummmmmmmy man i need to squirt
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Fair enough on the financial/studio aspect. (Although, I supposed that once a director yell, "Action!", you could consider a movie greenlit.) As for the rest, na-da.<P>Cheers.
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It falls apart at the end and the lead might has well been a cardboard cut-out. It DEFINITELY had its moments but it was just so.....so-so. That is almost worse then being really bad. I don't get the love for it but hey, looks like you guys get a sequel so go nuts.
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more penis in general. penis with cape. penis with fishbowl. penis with air guitar. penis with misanthrope. penis with eugene ostachevsky's the adventures of dj spinoza. penis with the gates of heaven open. (implicit gag) penis with gag penis. penis with saint tropez and collioure arcadia gustave moreau penis reclining. penis with nude. penis in the esquiise. penis as tableau. penis wears a beautiful flowerprint dress penis poses near a window. penis with the multto woman. penis with a view of notre dame. portrait of penis with yvonne landsberg.
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...a movie... very overrated before its released, but somehow very underrated by people who should like the movie after its release... it was a good movie, but honestly, I think i only want Batman movies
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KICK ASS was what should have been a daring, acidic slice of black comedy and just wound up a pointless retread of SPIDERMAN with a potty-mouthed little girl. And anyone complaining about the CGI in WATCHMEN must've missed that jaw-droppingly awful rocket pack flight at the end of KA.<p> Waste of a good premise by a director who doesn't know shit about how to work with irony.
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Aug. 31, 2010, 7:41 p.m. CST
A sequel isn't surprising... the movie was made for cheap...
by Jim Jam Bongs
Less than $30 million, and grossed over $100 million domestic and international total. Scott Pilgrim cost $60 million and looks to be petering out at less than $30 million (domestic).
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and watchmen was rank with penis.<p> kickass isn't even worth wresting the penis from my hot lively fingerclutch grab. eeeeeeee!
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in spite of the fact that Mark Millar is a shallow, juvenile, ridiculously overrated comic book writer who tries way too hard to be dark and edgy and is utterly incapable of writing sympathetic characters; I hated the protagonist of Wanted (both film and comic book versions) and I found myself laughing at Kick-Ass more than I ever found myself rooting for him or identifying with him (yes I'm aware that the tone of Kick-Ass is satirical, but that shouldn't necessarily mean that the titular character needs to be a whiny assclown). Comic book scribes like Warren Ellis, Grant Morrison, and Peter David all possess a helluva lot more talent than Millar and don't seem to get nearly as much exposure as that little wanker. Having said all that I hope Kick-Ass 2 is as entertaining as the first, although I have a feeling Kick-Ass might not be so great on repeat viewings. I still haven't tested that theory. BurnHollywood: I totally agree with you about the rocket pack. It was stupid looking.
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In fact, the movie plays out like a typical Hollywood dramatized make-over of a "based on a true story" premise, where several things are embellished. In the comic book's universe, if Hollywood turned Kick Ass' into a movie, it would be exactly the same movie in "our" universe. (Those who have read the comic book series probably understand better what I'm trying to describe here.)<p><p>For example, in the comic book, Dave doesn't get the girl. She freaks out when she learns that he played gay to get close to her. She hooks up with a thug who records them having sex and forwards it to Dave to mock him.<p><p>As for Big Daddy: he wasn't some super cop. He turned out to be just a loser who financed his and his daughter's superheroism by selling his valuable comic book collection. He had kidnapped his daughter from his ex-wife.<p><p>And there was no rocket pack.<p><p>But other than for the above, Kick Ass, Hit Girl and Red Mist are the same.
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I was really excited to see the elevator scene where Hit Girl snorts cocaine, claims it's an experimental drug her dad gave her, and then that moment when the elevator doors open and she torches the army of thugs waiting for her and Kick-Ass with a flame thrower. Instead we got that lame jet pack ending. It was like Vaughn and Millar didn't trust their own source material enough to just go with it right to the very end. The other changes from the comic were fine, but that jet pack bullshit was so not needed, and more importantly NOT cooler than what was in the comic.
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"...THE_CHOPPAH yeah, that's me. If you wanna have great choppahs, exercise your teeth!!!" ♫
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...the Return of McLovin!!
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Aug. 31, 2010, 8:07 p.m. CST
Kickass Deuce will own your testicals and giv eyour mom crabs
by SON_OF_THE_CHOPPAH
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Odds are. That's when I plan on at least seeing the first one, on dvd. Did the same with Kick Ass and wound up loving it (after thinking I'd hate it). Scott Pilgrim seems destined to follow a similar trajectory.
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Aug. 31, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST
Kickass > Watchman: LETS DEBATE THIS BITCHES!!!!!1!
by SON_OF_THE_CHOPPAH
Watchman was entertaining, but ultimately disappointing and soulless. It was the same old superhero story, right down to the lack of psychological impact the violence had on the characters. After everything that happened, Nite Owl and Silk Specktor should have been mentally scarred for life. Especially SS, since her mom and dad were fucking batshit-crazy psychopaths who raised her to be a remorseless murderer. Instead, we get the Happy Ending with a cutesy gag about SS making peace w/ mommiee. <p>Kickass obviously had superior source material, but it was also a far better film with a much more appropriate soundtrack. Let the debate begin!
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I am AsimovLives!
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NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saw the flick with a friend of mine who didnt care for it.there was a scene were ramona was fighting her evil ex girl friend and at one point she pulled a giaint 7 foot mallet out of her purse, and I swear to god he groaned looked over at me and said " Theres no way a mallet that size would fit in her purse" ....... and that attitude and level of stupidy is something i think you will find in everyone who didnt like the movie. kinda like the people who hate the original trilogy cuz lightsabers aint a real weapon........morons
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What a bunch of fanboy crap. I can see why a bunch of nerds would relate, and also get their jollies off on the young girl. But MEN have no interest in this puerile boring, crap. What a creepy mess this movie is. I'm becoming less impressed with Vaughn every movie, what happened to the man who made Layer Cake and produced Snatch? I don't get it, and I hope I never do.
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Get over it.....nobody likes your movie.....its a badge of honor annyway!! Who wants to like something everyone else likes annyway???....
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Who asked you hoser???? lol ; )
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and no, I never read the graphic novel...I would rather have a alien psychic squid though... and the moment Kickass comes up on a jetpack did mess the movie up... I dunno why, but it did not fit (maybe if it was Robocop 3 1/2 it wouldve fit)
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"...they're joggin' in L.A. Exercising everything in lots of crazy ways. But take it from THE_CHOPPAH. THE_CHOPPAH! Yeah, that's me!" ♪
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...no... we dont need any blue RJ Berger superheroes (cuz lets face it, Doc Manhattan was a tiny guy)
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And Roger Moore WILL play Bond again!
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she'll be 14/15...maybe even 16 by then. it'll be like Britney Spears but with guns and knives and shit. Hit-Girl indeed. :P but seriously, i just saw this for the first time the other day and i liked it a lot, better than i anticipated especially with all the geek praise. sequel could be fun, lets just hope his girlfriend doesnt cover herself this time.
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Aug. 31, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST
♪ "Exercise those choppahs, really chew, chew, chew" ♫
by Mr. Nice Gaius
"Exercise those choppahs with some good hard food.<br>Your molars grind<br>your canines tear<br>incisors bite right through!<P>So exercise those choppahs on some good hard food!" ♪♫
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Aug. 31, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST
Wonder if Jane Goldman was topless when she wrote the script?
by johndillingers20inchseveredcock
I sure hope so.
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i dont mean to compare the two fliks (i mean come on) but if you think no one hates the trilogy all i can ask you is what kind of disease do you have that forces you to live in that bubble?
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Aug. 31, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST
You know you're a burnt out nerd too old to appreciate anything.
by tailhook
when you beat on Kick-Ass. Really? The more I watch this film, the more I'm convinced they nailed it right to the wall when it comes to a movie that is going to be revered years from now. This is the same type of movie like the original Karate Kid, Austin Powers.. or TRON. All disparaged on release and over time built-up a fanbase as the old folks That Didn't Get It(tm)casually or very quickly in the case of Powers faded away. They would be stupid to have not greenlit a sequel given it made its money back and then some at the box office, the leads are quite a bit more established now, and they're raking in money and exposure via the impressive sales of the DVD.
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<Film you hated> sucked... But <Film you loved> really did fucking rock. But stop trying to convince me <Film you hated> was a real movie. Yes, <Hated film's Director>'s fantastic visual flair and energy kept it afloat, and the characters and dialogue were mostly enjoyable, but the fights ruined the movie entirely. I felt more like I was watching a video game with a series of stupid, non-dramatic boss battles than when I saw Mortal Kombat. 7 fights, out of nowhere, in a row, against people with superpowers, where <Film you hated> gets his ass kicked for 4 minutes before finding an hilariously stupid and contrived way of beating them which usually amounts to, in my opinion, cheating. Yes, yes I get the metaphorical reasons for them having superpowers and him overcoming his weaknesses and blahblahblah...doesn't make it a good movie, or dramatic, or interesting to watch.
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Lesson here? Don't surround something with a lesser and greater than sign..
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You mean you don't remember this classic 80's PSA?!<P> http://tinyurl.com/68npve<P> Come on, man! It's your new fucking theme song!
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Scott Pilgrim Vs The World is utter shite. Went to see it last night, I had to spin the 'sure we may as well wait til the end' line to my date cause I really don't believe in walking out during a film, especially with the current price of cinema tickets in Ireland. She wanted to leave after 40 minutes, and I knew I went to see a film I'd no interest in seeing within the 1st half hour. The gimmicky visuals were cool, it was more the boring repetition of the fight scenes and swiss-cheese plot that fucked it up for me. I went to see it as I did INCEPTION; without knowing much about the film before hand. Inception was good, Scott Pilgrim is horrendous. But hey all this is subjective and blatantly off-topic!<p> Kick Ass was decent as far as I remember, I was stoned out of my fucking brains watching it so the recollection is hazy. A sequel could be worthwhile if they leave out McLovin.
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...with everyopne here pretty much enjoying Kickass (and some Scott Pilgrim) can you guys start actually going to the movies and watch the movie at the movies with a movie audience inside a movie theater? AICN will be the reason we get Twilight Part 9 Reboot in 3d with Bruce Willis starring in it...GEEKS, START GEEKING!
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But I think that you probably feel older than me.
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Now, not so much.
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http://tinyurl.com/amhf6s I must have problems
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this is my Choppa video! http://tinyurl.com/2575yyh
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in Elementary School... it explains a lot http://tinyurl.com/2543p5a
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And it doesn't surprise me in the least that you're a renegade Mormon. That just makes everything tip-top.
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He tends to hitch rides on the short bus...
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Aug. 31, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST
This isn't happening because the original wasn't successful...
by Mr. Profit
Kick Ass cost 30 million to make. <p>Lionsgate paid 25 million to acquire it. <p>Total Production: 55 million. <p>Add Promotional Costs estimated at 20-25 million = 70-75 million. <p>Worldwide Gross: Just under a hundred million. <p>Profit: 20-25 million? Not really. <p>The studio gets a large percentage of film gross from the 1st weekend. As the film stays in theaters, the percentage the studio splits with exhibitors starts to flip flop in favor of the exhibitors. <p>So with such meager 20-25 million dollar profit on a pretty substantial investment, the amount made by Lionsgate can't really be determined. If the film were 30 million All In, then yes it is a hit. But now calling it a hit, even with DVD sales is being generous. <p>Don't count on a sequel. <p>Especially when Lionsgate faulted the money spent on Kick-Ass as the reason their 1st Quarter earnings were bad. <p>If a sequel does happen, expect Vaughn or whoever makes it to spend their own money. But to find a distributor willing to release a sequel to a film no one ran out to see is going to be pretty difficult...
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http://tinyurl.com/yhn8rd3... this is actually, um, too spot on with the title?
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HA! Nice TOPPAH Harley reference.
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http://tinyurl.com/m7okqm
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Best Little Whorehouse in Texas 2. Our prayers have been answered
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You could say that scene was the precise moment when I was "conceived". Heh.
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That's not what your mom said last night,asshole.
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My mother said that you pissed yourself when you handed her the money and then you ran away screaming something about forgetting your penis pump.
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I don't see the need for a sequel. But if there's a decent story to tell... I do like the sound of the UNFORGIVEN take on Hit Girl. Red Mist didn't seem like an interesting enough character to be the big bad. We'll see. I'll believe it's green-lit when parties other than Millar are making the claim though. And if Jane Goldman writes the sequel... it'll be an excuse to think about Jane Goldman.
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has the "end of the movie flying sequence" had such an impact as in Kick-Ass
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There only way it could be considered a hit was because the makers did a superb job of keeping the costs under control and there is nothing wrong with that. Had it cost as much as Scott Pilgram, it would have been just one more fanboy bomb. The fact of the matter is that the audience didn't get it - the general public does not get superhero movies unless the "superhero" has been around for decades. In other words, the marketing has already been done to death. As for prospects for a sequel, let's just say I'll believe it when I see it. I would like to see a sequel, sure, but it's not a high priority in my life.
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"so with everyopne here pretty much enjoying Kickass (and some Scott Pilgrim) can you guys start actually going to the movies and watch the movie at the movies with a movie audience inside a movie theater? AICN will be the reason we get Twilight Part 9 Reboot in 3d with Bruce Willis starring in it...GEEKS, START GEEKING!"<p> Been seeing a lot of different iterations of this bullshit argument lately, which must be the lamest defense of a movie ever concocted:<p> "Sure, it was mostly shit, but it took chances! If we don't pay for flawed shit, no one will take chances! And TWILIGHT! TWI-I-I-ILIGHT!!!"
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Since he was home schooled and all.
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Saw it when it came out then caught it a couple more times on PPV. It's a decent little flick. Definitely better than SCOTT PILGRIM. About thirty minutes in to that one started to feel like a bad acid trip. And half the audience bailed on it too.
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You might have to wait awhile for ol' Lockester to reply - he tends to post on EVERY SINGLE Talkback...and probably sends out a few Tweets...before he gets around to making one of trademark "verbose" responses.<P>Lockeness Monster. Copyright that puppy.<P>Good hunting.
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like a hooker in a back alley?
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blah
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Seriously. To call it violence porn would be kind. It was just sad that such a good concept could go so wrong. Really, it was vile. Not 'Roger Ebert' vile, but pretty bad none the less.
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Well, she does if she KNOWS what's she's doing!<P>You know what I mean?! Am I right?! Oh yeah! Testify!!!
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it is rather unattractive but guess it works for his purposes. And Kick Ass the comic was ok...the movie was meh
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Aug. 31, 2010, 11:15 p.m. CST
actually if i deem a movie to be sucky then it must be sucky
by DioxholsterReturns
this movie is an embarrassment. makes me wonder how people get these jobs in the first place.
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too much crack.
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so knowing that disrupts any enjoyment i might get from them.
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Aug. 31, 2010, 11:35 p.m. CST
Is that the little green light he carries in his pocket?
by Bileranter
Mark makes shit up. Pure and simple. This very well might be true but it all gets lost in his soup of bullshit and ego wanking. He'll always be the guy in the furry batman costume in Glasgow's daily record. Dressed up and posing hit a twonk. THAT's how much he wants publicity. He'll be loving this.
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How did you feel about the fact that every black actor in Kick Ass, including the extras, were either criminals or bullies?
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Sept. 1, 2010, 1:25 a.m. CST
i like it when minorities in movies are the criminals
by DioxholsterReturns
very realistic to me. white people are only evil in the rural areas, but urban areas are filled with minority bad guys.
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It was no Dark Night or new Star Trek... ( Someone buy AzimovLives the entire ST:TOS series so that I might believe was he says about the new one!!!! ) A sequel might be alright... But sounds like could be more rumor than truth.... Just about everything posted before a press release sounds like alot of SPIDERM4N!!!! ( ironically 4 is $ with the shift key... conspiracy theorists discuss!!!! )
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Millar should just write the screenplay and forgo the comic series altogether.
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That Nemesis is loving forward with a $150 million dollar budget and that Scott, based on his recommendation, is talking to Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp to star.
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a computer literate 87 year. there's something you dont hear about everyday. well done the choppah.
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'Kick Ass' has the same DVD sales as 'The Bounty Hunter' (though it has been on sale for a couple of weeks less). Does that mean we'll get to see more of Aniston & Butler, too. Yip-the fuck-eee.
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It has sold less units that 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid', which has been on the charts for the same amount of time. Maybe he can write a sequel for that, too.<p>Heaven forbid Mark 'The Mouth' Millar should finish 'War Heroes'.
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When studios can't even get automatic cash cows like THE HOBBIT or JAMES BOND rolling, he thinks one's going to get behind a mediocre performer like KICK ASS? Especially given the law of diminishing returns on sequels? What bullshit.
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They can't get the Hobbit or Bond rolling because MGM has absolutely no money at all and is seen as such a bad credit risk that nobody will lend them the $150 million + it would take to make either of them as it may just dissappear into the MGM financial black hole leaving an investor out of pocket and with half a film in the can.<p> All the Bond/Hobbit problems rest with the fucking shareholding idiots at MGM who got greedy when they should have accepted a reasonable offer a long time ago.
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is that a jetpack fits in nicely with the bond world of cars that drive underwater and laser fountain pens. kick-ass built up this semi-realistic premise, and the jetpack really just snapped you out of the whole experience
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because of pirating. Sadly, the main audience of the film are also the group of people more adept at streaming movies online and whatnot. I know quite a few that saw it on computers. Me? I HAD to see that in theaters... great flick
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But not nearly as good as Kick-Ass. Not even close.
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Because it was Rated R. I almost never go to see R-rated stuff in the movie, because I can't take my kids. If I arrange to go see an R-rated movie (which is a huge pain in the butt), and then I'm very disappointed--like with Watchmen--it just isn't worth the risk. I rented Kick-Ass on Blu-Ray and it was awesome. <br><br>I'm almost never going to see R-rated movies in the theater. I'm always going to be waiting breathlessly for the DVD, though. I couldn't wait for Kick-Ass to come out on DVD, and rented it the first weekend. Going to add it to my Amazon wishlist in the hope that somebody buys it for me for Christmas.
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like diox says, urban settings should be filled with minority bad guys (sad to say). if it was set in the south, then it wouldve been weird to see Leroy or Rayray robbin Kickass. i had no problem with it
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It's one of those movies that's perfect as a one-and-done. Not everything has to have a sequel. And like others have said, it'll be a lesser film without Cage's Adam West impression and Mark Strong's fantastic villain. Those two definitely helped hold the flick together.
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And scott pilgrim is crap. That's why it's tanking at the box office.
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But...I would venture to guess that this film only plays to white geeks, and only certain white geeks at that. It's not a film with universal appeal. Kind of like how Tyler Perry films are not going to resonate with white audiences, as successful as they are. Kick Ass is basically a victim fantasy. It plays to white geeks who have been bullied or victimized (a good proportion of geeks)...and with the inclusion of Hit Girl...it plays to both male and female white geek victims. <p> I just can't see a lot of black people going to watch Kick Ass together. This is the type of film that makes you realize, geeks at this site are predominantly white. It's like if you were a white guy who frequented a website for black geeks, and all of a sudden everyone praises to the heavens the latest Tyler Perry film. I'm not black, but this is just how I see it.
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Sept. 1, 2010, 11:34 a.m. CST
Jehovahs_Witness - regarding Blacks and movies
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Fred thinks that is an over simplification on your part. Many, many Blacks enjoy entertainment that on the surface would seem geared solely towards white audiences. Look no further than Avatar, or the Punisher War Zone, or any Clint Eastwood movie from the 70's. Star Wars, Raiders etc. The list goes on and on. Some of those movies had no black characters at all. Some had blacks shown in a negative light. You do not need to identify with the color of the antagonist or protagonist in order to enjoy a movie. <p> Fred thinks where the problem comes in, is when movies only depict a stereotype, which is usually negative - of any race, and do not show a positive aspect. Fred thinks that is why such a hue and cry was made over Transformers 2 and it's depiction of the twins, without showing any truly positive Black portrayal other than another black actor screaming about his butt cheek!
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....I don't believe a film has to have black characters, or characters representing every minority out there, to be universal. I'm not saying that at all. All the films you mentioned had universal themes. However, there are many that don't. Another one that immediately comes to mind is Juno. One of the things I heard constantly when people were praising that film was that they know people who talk just like Juno...either they were parents who have kids like that, or people who have friends like that. <p> I don't know people like Juno personally, but when I encounter them, I find them just as irritating and annoying as she was. <p> Now when you take a film that doesn't have universal appeal, like a film that caters to white geek victim fantasies, and add negative racial stereotypes on top of that....it makes the film even harder to swallow. <p> But again, a film doesn't have to be multicultural to be universal. Jaws is one of the most universal films out there.
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i can honestly say i dont know any other black geeks. and if they were geeks, i wouldnt associate with them because im sorta "cool". meaning, i have other interests besides being a geek (girls, partying, etc) whereas they probably are just into geek things. i have many frends who are of the n-word variety (there is a distinct difference between blacks and n-words (btw im only sayin n-word because i dont wanna give some of you guys leeway to use it in this tb)) and they usually enjoy all kinds of movies. no one i know (besides dumb girls with father issues) likes Tyler Perry movies also. and regarding the twins, no person i know who is a minority had no problem with them. they were funny satirical characters. no racism there (unless youre racist and saw your inner racism portrayed in the film).
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as a (half Jap) geek, i have major problems of hellywood either white washing movies or casting Chinese people as Japanese (that Geisha movie). so, im more angry about how asians are portrayed than blacks
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i hated how the FUNNIEST movie last year (Black Dynamite) was not released nationwide. 1. its funny as hell. 2. its actually a movie that could possibly inspire the black people in this country to do better and not fall into the medias trappings 3. i dunno... but yea, if it was like Soul Plane, it wouldve been promoted heavily on BET
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Fred did not think Kick A$$ was representative of white geek victimization, however Fred does understand if some had that impression.<p> However, if you choose to follow that line of reasoning, then you would have to include Spider-man and all of the original XMen as representative of white geek victimization, as well. The main character in Kick A$$ was mostly 'victimized' by his own race though. When he then chose to confront criminals before *spoiler alert* hee hee - he no longer felt any pain sensation and Fred must ask the question was it just pain he no longer felt or any sensation because if it was any sensation, then Fred feels very sorry for him, but admires he faking skills when it comes to doing, uh, you know with his GF! <p> Forgive Fred for straying, now back to the point about the criminal confrontation - yes Kick A$$ did fight Blacks at the drug house, but he also fought Whites and probably some mixed race too! <p> As long as portrayals are accurate and not stereotypical, then most people can enjoy seeing it.<p> Fred does not know if Kick A$$ did not appeal to minorities, but Fred suspects that race had little to do with the overall appeal of the movie simply because of its poor showing across all races. If people did not want to see a little girl beating up grown men - and apparently they did not at the theater, then Fred does not think that any racial component of villains of protagonists would have mattered.
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....but did you like or relate to KickAss?
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i wanna be Batman when i grow up (even though i am already) so i related to kickass kid. plus the kickass kid jerked off and had fantasties... i can definitely relate to that. going to a malt shop or wherever they were, not so much
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and if thats correct, i hope he gets more roles (instead of Common or Ludacris gettin it)
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...while KickAss did have both white and black villains and bullies, 100% of the black actors in the film were either villains or bullies, from the henchmen, to black kids in the cafeteria throwing their basketball into their lunch. You had white villains, but you also had white teachers, white love interests, and most importantly, white protagonists. <p> It's interesting that you bring up Spiderman. You're kind of right in the sense that Peter Parker is sort of a white geek victim. But race tended not to factor into the films, and Peter Parker has somewhat more universal appeal thank KickAss. <p> HOWEVER, I would say Spiderman is less universal than other superheroes, like Batman, for example.
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or "half" of it?<p>jus fukin wit ya. (0:'
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....well, I don't want to be Batman, but I still love the latest Batman films, and some of the older ones. So maybe it's the geek in you connecting to KickAss more than anything else. You can dislike comic books and still like the Batman films. Anyhow, thanks for giving me the half-black perspective, you're the token half-black guy at AICN. <p> Kidding.....
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not really. i do appreciate it because there is so many cool character designs and they usually have a large ensemble cast. but i cant watch americanized anime (i needs my jpop openin and closing credits song ie DBZ "SHALONG HEAD SHALONG"). but yea anime is cool. but i actually prefer sentai shows (or power rangers for the americans). fuckin love watchin 5 people calling for robotic birds to form a giant birdman bot!
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actually i thought i was the token black tber when ya originally asked me my thoughts on the black bullies lol
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i would give a rat's ass about Anime.Never cared for censored shit like Voltron until I finally watched Go Lion.(the original japanese version.)IMO Anime was at it's peak during the 90's OVA Boom, but recently, there's way too many pointless TV series out there save for High School of the Dead.Horror with a mix of fan service here and there..great stuff.
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Or in the Americanized version:"Dragon,Dragon,rotten Dragon, Dragon Ball Z.Dragon,Dragon,rotten Dragon,come and get me.."Buahahahahahahaha.<p>I hate when us Yanks basterdize Anime from piss poor dubs,censorships to lame as openers like the(aforementioned) above example.Thank gawd for P2P sites.
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Fred strongly agrees that when a movie only has a negative -or at best a weak portrayal of a race, then it is doing a disservice to all. But where Fred is unsure is how that would apply to a movie such as Kick A$$. Without a doubt it was aimed at male white teen audiences - as are a great many movies. That in itself should not lessen its appeal to audiences of other races if the movie is enjoyable and not offensive to the other races. Fred can not say if the movie offended Blacks because of its negative portrayals though. Fred actually suspects Blacks (like most everyone else who stayed away from it)were more indifferent to it than anything else simply because of the content, not because of the portrayals. <p>Fred is intrigued by your statement about Batman being more universal than Spiderman. Fred always thought that more people could identify with a teen (even a super powered one) that has 'normal' anxieties - for a comic book super hero that is, as opposed to a wealthy vigilante who seemingly has no cares at all.
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I keep hearing about it, but I've never seen it.
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i figured when i started speaking about my race i would end up being the token guy... so yay me! now AICN should hire me for my black perspective lol (seriously though, we should have more non white fat male contributors here)
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but i always noticed "g-force" was severly altered storywise
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...after Juno came out, I got the idea of a website with all non-white reviewers....but like many of my ideas...I didn't follow through. But kind of like the black dude on the Daily Show who occasionally comes on to give the black perspective, you could be THAT guy for AICN.
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Seriously... biggest baddass ever... eff Spiderman (mostly because i like grittier stuff and those movies were awful representations...Peter shouldve been Topher Grace from the beginning)
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...I don't think the issue with KickAss was that non-whites (like blacks) were offended, but I think most of them (the non-geeks, anyways) just saw no appeal in the film. As for the question of Spiderman having more mass appeal than Batman, I think people from all walks of like can say to themselves, they would like to be wealthy, have lots of cool gadgets, vehicles, and butler, and fight crime on their days off. But not everyone wants to be a scrawny white teenager with no money and no college education who feels sorry for himself because he can't get laid. No one wants to be THAT guy. And even though he gets the girl in the end, he starts from a place that not everyone can relate to. And like in Spiderman 3, once he gets what he wants, he kind of becomes a douche.
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1. i thought there was a "minority" movie site (joblo or latino something, i dunno i only come here...sadly). 2. i thought you were a "minority" too from earlier convos 3. yea i wanna be the wyatt senat of the aicn (not larry wilmore, he talks "uppitty").
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talk about "Kick Ass 2". http://tinyurl.com/2wa3f4k <p> This is my new video comic (called 'torrent-ville, about robots who well talk about DL shit), check it out, it's awesome! <p> Do it fuckers!!
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come on man, ya cant upload it to the tube?
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Yeah I can upload it to you tube, I'm just lazy. Guess I got to do it on my next break.
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Managed to just get it done real quick STEPDADDY <p> http://tinyurl.com/2a8ekfh
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if ya didnt, put some tags in it and ill search for it manually... it better be at least okish with me searchin for this video like its a celeb sextape
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Sept. 1, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST
The shilling for Kick Ass 2 has already begun!
by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave
Damn, I really can't wait for Scott Pilgrim Vs. The Universe to be greenlit, too, so that AICN can start forcing that down our throats again like a porn slut gobbling jets of semen! What fun!
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Bear Grylls should tackle them.
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Lol. Just lol. Just search Torrentville. It comes up I checked. <p> Anyways I did post the direct link, so not sure what happened. Lol.
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Use Torrentville as the search word. <p> Like it or hate it, now I wanna know what you think after all that trouble. <p> It's probably going to suck now ROFL. (after the build up, it's not AVATAR).
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i searched that word and a video of a flood(?) popped up... somethin fishy with my phone or is Slut September Fooling me?
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Showed it to some work friends they see it just fine. It's a animation of robots talking about kick ass 2. Not sure wtf your problems is stepdaddy, you may be a retard! J/k (or am I). <p> Perhaps another TB'er can verify/unverify your tardedness?
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Good to see you.
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You Tube Torrentville on GOOGLE it comes up as first link. God help you if you can't do that.
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the youtube site wont play it cause i need a reboot. the youtube app dont list it.... freakin hitech cell phones my ass... but ill go watch it on ps3... if it wont show there, then sorry slut
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is this the only way Maryland can be shown on tv?
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at first i thought it sucked (the voices were soooo robotic), but then they started cursing and i loled (or laughed out loud). i guess i was lost at 1st cuz i dont do torrents and stuff. keep up the good job. by far the funniest thing i seen a tber do here at aicn (besides my own vids). now if only aicn had a section for tbers to submit their work
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Yeah it was the pilot episode so there is some polishing to do but thanks for the kind words! Don't hold your breath for a submission page here. <p> Although Herc has TWO twitters. Thats kind of a plus here at AICN.
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maybe i should start tweetin my hatred to him...but then thats free publicity for him. question, that site at the end is where you made the vid or you got a program? i just dled toon boom (animation program) but i have no knowledge on how to make a cartoon so im really stuck
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check out my Inception spoof at Www.tinyurl.com/2a7v3q3... 1 got one lol from a tber and 1 "no, you suck" comment from a tber (lowersforeheadtranny)...
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Probably works for Kung Fu Channel or something.
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Nice work.
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now in about 3 years, we will have to send Harry and crew merchandise so they wont fall asleep/go to the bathroom during our movies... fuckin sellouts
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sounds like Choppa got like at least 5 kids
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Loved KickAss when I went into the theater with no expectations. Can't wait for part 2! I hope they keep the exact same tone and not dial down the violence or its twisted humor. Go see it in the theater this time people!
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Pedophiles out there will not like Hit Girl being played by a 14 year old.
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And that explains why it was a success at the home video market and not at the box office.
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Probably lost on the Cash Cab.
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and in this very same tb... you said you loved the twigpenis!
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["Don't Fear the Reaper" riff echoes ominously]<BR><BR>Talkback times have come<BR> Here but now they're gone<BR> Users all fear the Choppah! So do Harry, Massy and Capone...<BR> They can't be like He is...<BR> All you babies...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> You know he'll never be banned... <BR>you'll fear the Choppah! <BR>The Choppah never will die... <BR>you'll fear the Choppah! <BR> Babies he's a MAN... <BR><BR> Ain't It Cool is done<BR> Here but now it's gone<BR> Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> Left together for a better job...<BR> Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> 40,000 fewer hits everyday<BR> ...Like Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> 40,000 fewer hits everyday...<BR> See these crappy articles...<BR> Another 40,000 leaving everyday...<BR> We can't be like He is!<BR> All you babies...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> Better give him a hand...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> The Choppah never will die... you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> Babies, he's a MAN<BR><BR> SCOTTPILGRIMFAN's done<BR> Here but now he's gone<BR> Came the last night of talkback<BR> And it was clear that you couldn't go on<BR> When the site was open and His Name appeared<BR> The shitty ads shimmered then disappeared<BR> The talkbackers shivered when HE appeared...<BR> saying "YOU'RE ALL AFRAID!"<BR> All you babies...and you quaked in fear!<BR> You all ran from him...<BR> and you don't know why!<BR> You shit your britches and cry and cry!<BR> You can't become like CHOP is!<BR> You've been pwned by mighty hands...<BR> You can't become like CHOP is!<BR> You're all babies..who fear <BR><RB><RB><BR><BR><B><BR><R><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><B><B><BR>THE_CHOPPAH!!!
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Chop on!
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He hates learnin.
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how can the Choppa be in a bad mood when hes such a bad motherfuckin tber? youre sounding soft like Chuck Norris
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First of all, he just gets his ass handed to him throughout the whole film. The only part where he does kick some ass is the end with the jet pack but any idiot can shoot a gun. The movie might as well have been called Hit Girl. Oh and McLovin was the absolute worst part of the film. Without him, it might have been more watchable.
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from choppa love to "black bullies" to torrentville to hostage situations...lol thats how
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and the decidin factor is how much do you hate rplocke. if ya hate him, ya prochoppa
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ol' Choppy. He tries too hard.
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Even I think I'm annoying as hell.
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number 3 for me so far this year, Inception number 1 then Toy Story 3, and Shutter Island and Green Zone make up my top 5<br />I enjoyed it and was a lot of fun, my wife felt the same
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more power to him for comin back each day to get insulted by us geniuses... rplocke for fox news president!
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When he was known as lockesbrokenleg, he vanished for a few months, and I seriously thought he had killed himself. And, I shit you not, at one point, I said a brief few words to God and prayed that he was alright, because I didn't want to be one of the cruel souls that may have pushed him over the edge. I may have been drunk that night...I don't remember. But anyways, he has a free pass with me now....
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Yeah, I'm a minority, too...not black, though. I'm not a Jehovah's Witness, either. The reason I use this name....I get banned so often that I've stopped making an effort to come up with names that are creative or that have any meaning to me, because when I do, it stings a little bit when I get banned. Now, when I inevitably get banned and can no longer post as Jehovahs_Witness...I wont' give a shit.
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How is Fred's favorite space bug hunter doing? It is good to see yinz as well! Fred made you an honorary yinzer because of the stuffed mutant space bug you sent Fred for his Birthday. It stands proudly in the foyer of Fred's 400 sq ft manse- Stately Fred Manor. Fred hangs his most precious possession -the Jar from it's mandibles. <p> Fred had the day off so was able to post a few posts. Fred's giddy-up will be getting a hitch in it next month - Fred's GF called Fred's bluff. The Jar will never be the same again.
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for some reason, i always thought they were the same locke... except lockesbrokenleg seemed less useless... but i do understand the feeling bad part. makes ya wish aicn could have a obit page for tbers lol. with that said, really cant wait til jay2517 croaks. and ive been wantin to get banned for a while now, but im not good at being annoying i guess... and my next name will be TheTokenBlackTBer (had that idea for a while now lol)
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Sept. 2, 2010, 5:43 a.m. CST
If there's one person I wouldn't mind getting hit by a bus.....
by Jehovahs_Witness
....it's BringingSexyBack. He's the most annoying, racist, unfunny douchebag at this site. He's the Robin Williams of AICN; he thinks he's hilarious, but he's really just annoying. And those 500 days of Summer "jokes" he posts in every talkback....Christ. Someone drive over him.
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...if you get banned, I'll know that's you reincarnated.
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....you mean he's an annoying douche who tries too hard and is never funny....I agree, he's achieved CHOPPAHOOD....a distinction I will never have.
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And condolenscenses to your Jar and its contents.
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Can a white boy post here?
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Sept. 2, 2010, 7:15 a.m. CST
NO DOUBT THAT BUS WOULD BE DRIVEN BY A BLACK PERSON
by BringingSexyBack
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Sept. 2, 2010, 7:16 a.m. CST
(500) DAYS JOKES ARE TARGETED FOR A WHITE AUDIENCE. SORRY.
by BringingSexyBack
Perhaps you would find Yo Momma jokes more pleasing to yo palette?
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Sept. 2, 2010, 7:26 a.m. CST
YOU SAID A FEW BRIEF WORDS TO GOD FOR LOCKE?!?!?!?!
by BringingSexyBack
and didn't pray for a hairless assed chick instead? What a waste of a prayer.
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...the chick with the hair coming out of her ass was white.
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....just bigots...and douches.
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JH: "So ... you're married." <P> Summer: "Yeah. Crazy, huh?" <P> JH: "Can I keep the hair?"
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youre a racist
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well i cant endorse the COCKA again... team rplocke?
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Fred! So good to see you! <p> Congrats on the hitch. Called your bluff, eh? hehehe She must be a lovely person. All the best to the both of you. <p> And please don't stay away so long.
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nice lyrics. too bad i'm not into blue oyster cult.
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Using your critique, I changed my robot show from "Torrentville" to "Nuts and Bolts: a sitcom comedy ™ " and upped the swearing by about 5000 %. <p> I also got rid of the annoying british robot and subbed in R2-1070, the annoying mexican vending robot. <p> It's more of a "movie review show" now and I dropped in some AICN references. <p> Lol. <p> http://tinyurl.com/2d88to2
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But I have to ask why you said what you said in the enslaved sailors talkback. That's morally wrong, to call the slaves the bad guys.
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good for him.
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ill check out the vid next time i can
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i called the americans the bad guys (well actually i asked if they were) since in my belief, 99% of americans are bad guys up until 1960
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And while I still really enjoyed the movie, I gotta say they really sugar coated the shit of the movie story. Especially the Big Daddy & Hit Girl part of the story. The book is SOOOOO much more fucked up and of course waaay better. I guess that's just always the way with comic/book movie adaptions. <p> <p> One thing that really pissed me off about the comic though, SPOILER ALERT, Kick Ass wants to be a vigilante, fight crime, an help people right? First people he decides to fuck with are some people doing graffiti, fuckin really?! That's how you're going to change the world and fight for what's right, stopping some guy spraying graffiti on an abandoned looking building? Thought that was really stupid. Loved the rest of the story though
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