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  • Aug. 31, 2010, 1:15 a.m. CST

    first of season

    by joker40

    first

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 1:16 a.m. CST

    Wow maybe second too...

    by joker40

    I always cant wait to set my calender by this list...time to start deleating my dvr's

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 1:58 a.m. CST

    Halo Reach, NFL, NCAA Football, & so much TV

    by strykebr

    my dvr is going to esplode all overz

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 4:01 a.m. CST

    VENTURE BROTHERS?!?!?

    by ErichZann

    Not technically a new season, but come on show some love. This why I hang out on AVclub more and more. They get the geek spirit, not just cut&paste press releases.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 6:15 a.m. CST

    Finally... SOA and Dexter

    by quintana007

    Lets hope they keep it up!

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 6:35 a.m. CST

    speaking of Dexter

    by vin_diggler

    Have they announced the cast of this season yet? I loved JOhn Lithgow last season and I hope he makes a cameo or two in this season. Does anyone know the basic plot of this season?

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 8:33 a.m. CST

    vin_diggler

    by MrFusion

    Did you see *all* of season 4 of Dexter? I wouldn't hold your breath on a Lithgow cameo, the only ghost we regularly see is Harry.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 8:34 a.m. CST

    "Real Time with Bill Maher"

    by Toe Jam

    Returns Sept. 17.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 8:40 a.m. CST

    Wow

    by The McPoyle Clan

    aside from diehard NCIS fans, who's gonna sit through two hours of it every Tuesday night?<br><br>And which show will suffer the ignominy of being the first to be shitcanned?

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 8:54 a.m. CST

    MrFusion

    by vin_diggler

    I did see it all and I understand the difficulty of him "coming back". But perhaps he left a video of his last crime with a message for Dexter. Hell I would even take a flashback scene of Lithgow. There are many ways of bringing him back without making him a ghost.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Hmmm...HOUSE, THE EVENT and FIVE-O?

    by SpyGuy

    Sounds like a solid Monday evening's entertainment to me.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 9:49 a.m. CST

    "Lone Star"?!

    by Blanket-Man

    Bill Pullman finally got his Spaceballs spin-off?!

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 10:11 a.m. CST

    Peter Weller and Julia Stiles will be in Dexter S5

    by quintana007

    but sadly no Lithgow

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 10:27 a.m. CST

    Eastbound and Down

    by Itchy

    Watch it, Bitches.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    I'm About to Fuck You Up With Some Truth

    by Crow3711

    Eastbound and Down is the shit, bitches. Kenny Powers. You're fuckin' out, and he's fuckin' in.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Herc: Parks & Rec?

    by Edgewise

    When?

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Any word on "Men of a Certain Age?"

    by DadTimesTwo

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 11:51 a.m. CST

    Parks & Rec returns in January

    by BackRiverCatfish

    Presumably replacing the canceled Outsourced

  • Aug. 31, 2010, noon CST

    The Good Guys & Human Target both coming back?

    by jim

    My Love/Hate relationship with Fox is all love right now.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 12:24 p.m. CST

    Community!

    by JoeD

    Woo! Interesting to see how they'll pick up after the season finale.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 1:45 p.m. CST

    Shit My Dad Says?

    by velum

    So CBS is going to have a prime time show called "Shit My Dad Says" how did that happen

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST

    velum

    by JoeD

    I think it's %&$# My Dad Says, or something like that. It is a very real example of a developing idiocracy in America.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 2:18 p.m. CST

    Shit My Dad Says

    by jim

    I believe it's listed as $#*! My Dad Says<p>I really did think they were going to change it to Stuff My Dad Says, as it's difficult to verbally promote the show when one of the words is censored. Bleep My Dad Says? Beep? Blank? The sound of a phone ringing or airhorn to cover it up? The CBS chimes (does CBS have chimes? I know NBC does.)?

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 2:23 p.m. CST

    vin_diggler - the Emmys had a total spoiler

    by daggor

    They showed a scene that gives away the arc's ending, it you were waiting for Netfix to end you that last disc. In other news, I'm not excited about any of these programs. Lost is over. I'm looking forward to Breaking Bad (I know, I have a looong wait) & Venture Bros. and the new Conan show.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    JoeD & Big Jim

    by velum

    thx for clearing that up for me I was wondering why I had not heard about it haha

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 3:03 p.m. CST

    So now...

    by nico_laos

    ... I won't have to choose between Fringe and Supernatural like last season.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Looks like "Chase" loses on Monday at 10:00.

    by kabong

    Five-O my Castle.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 4:18 p.m. CST

    The Event is awesome

    by RPLocke

    I saw it a few weeks ago. It is really good, but with that terrible Chuck lead in, no one will watch it.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    by JacksParasites

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST

    C'mon AICN, no love for the final ep. of Rescue Me EVER?

    by JacksParasites

    Not even a post that's just for Talkbacks?

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Supernatural on Frdiays kind of sucks

    by FrodoFraggins

    But as nico said, at least I don't have to choose between it and Fringe.<br><br> I have lowered expectations for this season of SN. Hopefully it will be more on the fun side since the major arcs are all done.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    RE: the final ep. of Rescue Me EVER

    by Shermdawg

    Tonight isn't the final episode, it's got one more season that will coincide with the ten year anniversary of 9/11. They split the final twenty installments into two years.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 8:45 p.m. CST

    My favorite post of the year Herc, thanks!

    by jimbojones123

    I stole the whole list and posted it on my blog without any credit to you. Sorry, I am such a selfish jerk.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 10:48 p.m. CST

    Thanks Shermdawg

    by JacksParasites

    Yeah, I just found other people explaining that the second half of the final season is coming next summer. FX didn't really do a good job of explaining that and I could have sworn they called this the series finale.

  • Sept. 1, 2010, 1:41 a.m. CST

    Community v. The Big Bang Teory?

    by EyeofPolyphemus

    That will be a tough choice which to watch live.

  • Sept. 1, 2010, 2:39 a.m. CST

    Ooh that is a tough choice.

    by gotilk

    Good thing I DVR everything.

  • Sept. 1, 2010, 7:55 a.m. CST

    Also psyched for Community and Sunny

    by DiscoGodfather

    Falling back in love with both via DVD and on demand all summer. Can't wait to see how the Joel/Annie storyline plays out (I always liked her better than Britta... must be the little skirts.) But I'm also curious to see how Sweet Dee's pregnancy affects Sunny. I have enormous faith that even (hell, especially) with a child involved that the gang will continue to be the same ignorant, selfish, morally reprehensible douches we've come to love so dearly. Please, PLEASE don't let any of them develop a conscience or actual parenting skills.

  • Sept. 1, 2010, 8:37 a.m. CST

    Dying For More Fringe

    by Crow3711

    S2 had one of the best cliffhangers in recent memory. The show keeps getting better. It's one of the last awesome scifi shows on now that lost is over. so excited for more. Other Olivia is fucking bangin' hot, and Walternate is awesome. Just wish more people would watch it each week.... If you've never seen it before, go watch White Tulip. One of the most successful hours of scifi ever aired. Fucking amazing.

  • Sept. 1, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Caprica should be on this list.

    by johnnyangelheart

    Syfy bastids!

  • Sept. 1, 2010, 4:31 p.m. CST

    zzzzzzzz...

    by jwardlow

    All those hours, and so little worth watching.

  • Sept. 1, 2010, 8:44 p.m. CST

    I've been reading Shit My Dad Says

    by JackSlater4

    It's pretty damn funny, so I took a look at the preview on CBS.com because I hadn't seen anything yet and did not realize it was coming out this fall.<P> I think they blew it. If it absolutely had to be on a network, it should have been done mockumentary with swears bleeped like arrested development, modern family, the office and parks and recreation, not single camera laugh track style.<P> It also feels like William Shatner is miscast because his line delivery gives off a sense that he knows his dialogue is so good he doesn't really have to try when speaking.<P> This also could have been wonder years style so we could get all the great stuff from when the kid was young.<P> I think they could make a movie eventually that more closely adapts the book but is unrelated to the show and it wouldn't be a problem, even if the show is still on the air.

  • Sept. 1, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Crow3711 Speaks the Truth

    by Itchy

    I just hope Fringe doesn't start slow, with a bunch of one off "non-arc" stories that suck ass, like they have the first two seasons.

  • Sept. 1, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST

    And "White Tulip" could quite possibly

    by Itchy

    be my favorite 1 hour of Sci-Fi since ST:TNG dry humped my brain with "The Inner Light". I hope they have a sequel called "White Two Lips" that features a 5 minute lingering bare twat shot of alternate Olivia.

  • Sept. 1, 2010, 9:27 p.m. CST

    Where is Star Wars The Clone Wars?

    by JackSlater4

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