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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with today’s Behind the Scenes pic! We end this weekend with a hairy-chested Sean Connery showing off for the luscious (and not at all hairy-chested) Ursula Andress on the set of Dr. No. You may remember I posted two pictures in my Marathon Man entry because it was in a series and together they kind of told a story. I’m doing something similar here. I got the first pic in this series early on in the life of this column and maybe a month later a reader (called Randy van Rijn) submitted the much smaller second pic which explains what was going on that day. Connery, that smooth bastard, was totally having one of those “great days,” you can tell. Here are the pics! The first one can be clicked for a bigger version, but you’ll have to make due with the smaller second pic. Sorry fellas!



If you have a pic you think should be included email me. I’m looking for the iconic, the rare or the just plain cool behind the scenes shots to feature here. Tomorrow’s Behind the Scenes pic takes you into another dimension… a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind… See ya’ then. -Quint quint@aintitcool.com Follow Me On Twitter



Previous Behind the Scenes pics: - Alien
- Big Trouble In Little China
- Clash of the Titans
- Dr. Strangelove
- Sesame Street
- The Birds
- The Dark Knight
- Batman (1989)
- Batman: The TV Series
- Stephen King’s IT
- Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
- Superman
- The French Connection
- Tron
- The Road Warrior
- Ghostbusters
- King Kong (’33)
- The Empire Strikes Back (Luke with Slate)
- Rebel Without A Cause
- Taxi Driver
- Metropolis
- The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
- Tommy Chong Meets The Blues Brothers
- The Empire Strikes Back (Filming the Crawl)
- John Carpenter’s The Thing
- Jaws
- Die Hard
- Aliens
- Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man
- The Howling
- Revenge of the Creature
- The Empire Strikes Back (Vader & Luke Duel)
- The Godfather
- Rambo III
- Vertigo
- Planet of the Apes
- Pan’s Labyrinth
- Labyrinth
- RoboCop
- The Adventures of Robin Hood
- Marathon Man
- Young Frankenstein
- Viva Las Vegas
- The Empire Strikes Back (Han driving a snow cat)
- Rio Bravo
- Giant
- Back to the Future
- The Time Machine
- War of the Worlds (1953)
- Alien (Chestburster)
- On Her Majesty’s Secret Service


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  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:05 a.m. CST

    Shurly you can see my package

    by Lucifer Haywood

    Urshula shaysh my nutsh are shweet and tashty

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:06 a.m. CST

    First

    by sirens

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:07 a.m. CST

    Movie stars are just like us

    by CreasyBear

    when we were twelve.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:07 a.m. CST

    What a pimp

    by PornKing

    He gets to stare at her ass and plus there's a 70% chance she falls out of that top while upside down. A+

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST

    Sunday morning

    by Arch Nemesis

    maybe eggs, avocado, cream cheese and smoked salmon?

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:10 a.m. CST

    From No With Love

    by web

    Dr. YES.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:15 a.m. CST

    I don't know...

    by wampa 1

    ...but it sure smells good!

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:24 a.m. CST

    James Bond wasn't just a character to Connery

    by jim

    It was a way of life

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:26 a.m. CST

    Leave it to me to wonder if Connery nailed her

    by SydBarretsMyDad

    .....or how many other bond girls he bedded. I mean, youre sean connery. Your in a romantic, tropical setting with a beautiful woman. Im thinking the lesser scenario is that he DIDNT.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:29 a.m. CST

    Yes I can see your package...

    by Juggernaut125

    and don't call me Shurly.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:32 a.m. CST

    Ursula Andress, the quintessential Bond girl.

    by -Halfscan-

    That's what everyone says. The embodiment of his superiority over us. Beautiful, exotic, highly sexual and totally unavailable to anyone apart from him. Shite. Let's face it. She can shag one punter from Edinburgh, she'd shag the whole lot of us.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:33 a.m. CST

    She was fucking stunning

    by John_McClanes_Vest

    "I promise I wont steal your shells."

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:34 a.m. CST

    Lucky, lucky bashtard!

    by The Dark Shite

    "You do a handshtand, Mish Andresh & I'll shit in the corner".

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:36 a.m. CST

    Connery - tough bastard

    by John_McClanes_Vest

    And the man I wanted to be when I grew up. Fucking reality!

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:41 a.m. CST

    John McClanes Vest

    by alan_poon

    Interesting that you take that position, the Scottish position. No one else could wear a safari suit with the same degree of casuality as Roger Moore.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:44 a.m. CST

    Ah, rough

    by BlaGyver

    Jusht the way that Urshula Ahndresh likesh it!

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:45 a.m. CST

    Hey

    by UltraTron

    this morning it occurs to me that nobody has done an Atari vs Intellivision Where are they Now? type of study where we find out where 2600 and intellivision fans went in life. All of the 2600 fan kids I know are either dead or on meth/crack and/or crushed amphetamine directly inserted in the anus. The intellivision fans are heads of major corporations and the like. I was wondering if that was the norm.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:45 a.m. CST

    Wow

    by dukeroberts

    That second picture is a poster waiting to be printed.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:50 a.m. CST

    yeah- the second pic

    by zom-bot.com

    he's got a chub just from holding her ankles...

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 10:06 a.m. CST

    Showing off for the lady.

    by Yelsaeb

    Connery, that ladykiller.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 10:11 a.m. CST

    Actually, "Big Tam" was 80 last Wednesday

    by BenBraddock

    Too bad about the timing, but nice shots anyway. And a belated Happy Birthday Sean!

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 10:13 a.m. CST

    yo Sean You tapped that ass, didn't you.

    by CARTMANEZ

    C'mon, tell the truth, you know you tapped that ass. You put her gainst the palmtree and BAM! Code-X.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 10:18 a.m. CST

    Ursula upsidedown.... wow.

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 10:42 a.m. CST

    007 = code for size of agents dick?

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 10:43 a.m. CST

    Thanks Quint, thats why I visit this website

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 10:44 a.m. CST

    I tapped her for king and country not pleasure

    by leo54304

    <wink> <wink>

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 10:52 a.m. CST

    He should have slapped her for being stupid...

    by Royston Lodge

    ...when she told him she thought there was a real, live, fire-breathing dragon on Dr. No's island.<p> "Shilly, shtupid, bitsch..."

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 10:54 a.m. CST

    I fucked your mother in the arse, Trebeck!!!

    by Royston Lodge

    Best Connery lines ever, even if it wasn't really him.<p> I wonder how much money it would take to get Connery to play himself in a SNL Jeopardy sketch.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Shplendid

    by Denty420

    Arshula Andresh ish alwaysh a shight for shore eyesh.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 10:57 a.m. CST

    Make that Urshula

    by Denty420

    sorry....

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Ursula Andress, the quintessential Bond girl...

    by Royston Lodge

    Ursula Andress, the quintessential Bond girl. That's what everyone says. The embodiment of his superiority over us. Beautiful, exotic, highly sexual and totally unavaiable to anyone apart from him. Shite. Let's face it. She can shag one punter from Edinburgh, she'd shag the whole lot of us.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Fleming met her on set and wrote her into the next book.

    by zacUpquark

    Bond has dinner across the room from her (as Ursula Andress, not the Honey character) in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service".

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Yeah, like Connery didn't shellac that face with seed.

    by Stuntcock Mike

    Keep 'em comin' Quint.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Gnarly

    by NippleEffect

    Look forward to this segment every day

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Steve Reeves

    by KoolerThanJesus

    Little bit of movie trivia - Connery was not the first pick to play James Bond. The Mr. America bodybuilder and star of a bunch of Hercules movies Steve Reeves was offered the part first, but he turned it down. He was making more in the Italian fantasy movies than they were going to pay for playing Bond.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Is Connery sporting wood?

    by pencil-man

    He looks like he's pitcing a tent in that second pic. Smooth my ass, he looks hard as a rock. Dr. No? More like doctor ERECTION! *zing

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Roger Moore

    by dukeroberts

    I believe Roger Moore was offered the part before Sean Connery as well, but The Saint series did not allow for him to do it. Kind of like how Remington Steele prevented Pierce Brosnan from doing The Living Daylights.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 11:48 a.m. CST

    I love this story about Connery:

    by Sailor Rip

    I think it was when he was shooting Diamonds Are Forever. Apparently some actress found out he was staying at the same hotel and went to his room to meet him. She walks in and Connery's taking a shit with the bathroom door wide open. He gets up, walks over to her naked,and shakes her hand.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Sean Connery is the worlds greatest man

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    He was mister universe, he played the greatest spy, he even went bald and grew a bread and was still considered a sex magnet. Hell, he even knows when to put a woman in her place. GREATEST MAN EVER

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    John_McClanes_Vest

    by Sailor Rip

    "I promise you you won't either." <p> Great line.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 11:54 a.m. CST

    Rumor has it Bond and Quarrel double teamed her.

    by Sailor Rip

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 11:58 a.m. CST

    dukeroberts

    by Sailor Rip

    You're right on both accounts. The Saint and Remington Steele prevented Moore and Brosnan from being Bond before their time. <p> I'm glad. We got Connery and while I would have liked Pierce to be Bond in the 80's I'm glad Dalton got his shot and in only two films portrayed what a lot of people belive to be the second best Bond ever.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 12:06 p.m. CST

    Spread her ankles...

    by Horace Cox

    and you'll see Pussy Galore. Now just lean forward and insert face.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 12:11 p.m. CST

    Connery's hair piece

    by REDD

    stayed on...cool. Sean Connery is James Bond in "Hell Toupe"!

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Yeah, he hit that

    by DoctorZoidberg

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST

    By the way why no news bout Sylvester McCoy?

    by DoctorZoidberg

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST

    Is Sylvester McCoy Radagast the Brown??

    by DoctorZoidberg

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 12:18 p.m. CST

    NOT FIRST... sirens!

    by Skyway Moaters

    ALL"FIRSTERS" MUST DIE!

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Doctor Zoidberg

    by alan_poon

    As in Radagast the bird tamer?

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 12:26 p.m. CST

    Ha ha ha...

    by Skyway Moaters

    Fucking juvenile delinquents. Can you say: Beavis & Butthead?

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 12:26 p.m. CST

    As in Radagast the fool?

    by alan_poon

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Thanks Quint

    by nostairway

    I just happen to be reading the original Fleming book so this made my day!

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 12:59 p.m. CST

    fleming

    by scrapegoat

    david niven was flemings choice for bond

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Yum!

    by fiester

    She is one super hot looking lady.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    You know he had her in that same position naked in the bedroom s

    by david_boreanez_cunt_hairz

    Just saying, who wouldn't?

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 1:24 p.m. CST

    alan_poon

    by WavingFlagsInSpace

    Yessir! It definitely comes down to a Bond actor's ability to carry off a safari suit and Moore carried it all the way through the late 70s and early 80s, gawd bless 'im.<p>It's a damn good day at aicn when there's a couple of shots of JB behind the scenes and I discover that I am not the only human being on the planet who loves ALL the Bond films, even 'A View to a Kill'.<p>The Notting Hill Carnival rocked, teams looking to buy the Premier League lost and I'm shit-faced.<p>It's a great day!

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 1:32 p.m. CST

    I thought this column was for obscure pics?

    by Brody77

    Those pics are everywhere. Not a complaint, just an observation.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Why Miss Ryder,

    by AKA_Gern_Blanston

    I believe you ordered a Stiff Drink.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Connery Should Buy MGM...

    by puto tenax

    ...for a buck. That's all it's worth anyway, and start shooting another film. I bet the guy's tired of playing golf, plus he'll be over 150 yrs old when he punches.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 2:08 p.m. CST

    And That Is Why Connery's Bond Is King

    by Acquanetta

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Alan Poon, yes the very same

    by DoctorZoidberg

    Latino Review has the latest

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Alan_Poon

    by Spunkmonkey

    I want you to know that I got that Alan Partridge reference - from 1st episode of Knowing Me Knowing you. Nice quote </p> <p> Does appear like Connery may have a hint of a semi on in the 2nd pic. Possibly employing the trick of hiding it between his thighs. Would explain why his legs are together :-)

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Sean Connert is uncircumcised

    by BadMrWonka

    just thought I'd throw that out there. intact, what what?!?

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    man this pic is everywhere

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    zzzzzzzzz. Try to find the pic where Connery and Shaw are standing next to each other in between takes on the orient express, which was on the dvd but only in pin-hole size.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    Why yesh, yesh I did indeed shtupt her

    by smudgewhat

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Why isn't his toupee falling off?

    by SeymourClearly

    The game's afoot Trebek!!!

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    The best Connery story

    by aversiontherapy2

    While filming with Lana Turner in Hollywood Connery was confronted by Turner's notoriously jealous boyfriend, the famous mobster Johnny Stompanato. Stompanato pulled a gun on Connery who promptly disarmed him and knocked him flat on his back.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Sean, I'm afraid the handstand chase has to go

    by RPLocke

    Sorry man.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST

    Connery is the greatest because he was the complete package

    by TallanDagwood

    Connery effortlessly and from the very first frame of Dr. No, embodied everything that Bond was supposed to be. Charming, menacing, suave, sophisticated, deadly, sharp witted, and lets face it - a bit of a sociopath. He was magnificent.<p> Lazenby was given an unfair short shrift, and he would have made a very good Bond if given further opportunities. Without a doubt OHMSS is the most epic Bond of them all - although for my money From Russia with Love and Goldfinger are still clearly superior. <p>Moore can not be faulted for being what he was - a light comedian, and very good at that. But he never embodied the more menacing and sociopathic tendencies that Bond should have. Unfortunately, Bond became a joke on his watch. <p> Dalton, should have been the second best Bond, but while he brought respectability and the sociopathic edge back to Bond, he could not overcome the leftover terrible scripting of the Moore era, and he lacked any the smoothness of Connery. <p> Brosnan grew admirably into the role after a shaky start, and deserved one last hurrah, but he always reminded me of Keaton in a rubber batman/bond suit.<p> Craig had the best debut since Connery's Dr. No, and quickly became my second or third favorite - dropping after the mess that was QoS. Still, I truly enjoyed what the producers started with CR -taking Bond back to he nascent stage, all brutality and rough around the edges. QoS should have seen those edges being smoothed out, instead we were given a James Bourne movie. <p> Now, it appears that is all we will get for a while. <p> Such a shame if Craig never gets another chance to shine.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Shortly thereafter . . .

    by SkidMarkedUndies

    they were fucking underneath a coconut tree. True story.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Colonel Gentleman Says

    by InActionMan

    "Ursula Andres needs a smack in her smart mouth." <P> Acutal Connery Quote: <P> http://tinyurl.com/d53k4b

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 4:06 p.m. CST

    The most unattractive bikini I've ever seen

    by MyScroteHasGout

    Seriously...who designed that shit?

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 4:13 p.m. CST

    BOND is not a sociopath!!

    by RPLocke

    Really, I don't know where you people get the idea that Bond is c old blooded killer. HE'S NOT! Not even in the books. In the Daniel Craig movies he never just goes out and kills people.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 4:14 p.m. CST

    "NYSHE ASH"

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    @BadMrWonka

    by Mr Lucas

    I would be surprised if Connery *was* circumcised. FYI, in this country, we don't routinely mutilate the genitals of newborn babies.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 4:42 p.m. CST

    was moore offered bond in 62...

    by ben sheppard

    ...no. it's not a remington steele /magnum P.I. type deal here. moore was not asked to do bond before connery but couldn't because of saint contractual obligations. he may have been considered by producers/studio, but was never offered it before live and let die. but by then he was the only man in the frame. (that's why he turned down second series of persuaders.)

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 4:46 p.m. CST

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR CONNERY

    by Seph_J

    for earlier in the week!

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 4:46 p.m. CST

    @RPLocke

    by TallanDagwood

    I believe I said ' a bit of a sociopath' and sociopathic tendencies. I stand by that.<p> Bond, without a shadow of a doubt possesses an abundance of such tendencies, from callousness and lack of empathy, to the ease of manipulation of others, to glibness and sexual promiscuity. <p>However, simply because Bond exhibits a number of sociopath tendencies, that does not necessarily make him a true sociopath, but it certainly raises flags.<p> The Connery Bond is the prime example of a man who will use anyone or anything to accomplish his goal, with no remorse whatsoever. <p>That Connery's Bond does have a moral center - Queen and Country, and that he occasionally shows compassion when rescuing a damsel in distress - that he already has, or intends have sexual congress with said damsel being a mere coincidence I am sure, does speak to him not being a true or complete sociopath.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 5 p.m. CST

    HE'S SOCIOPATHISH

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 5:14 p.m. CST

    TallanDagwood

    by RPLocke

    But would a sociopath sleep with dozens and dozens of women? Bond is a loyal spy to the end, and even his enemies admire him. That's not the sign of a sociopath.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 5:14 p.m. CST

    (500) DAYSH OF SHUMMER

    by BringingSexyBack

    Sean: "Sho ... you're married."<p> Shummer: "Yeah. Crazy, huh?" <p> Sean: *Lifts Shummer up by the feet for one final look*

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Dr No is the Bond

    by John_McClanes_Vest

    movie i turn on in the background just for sort of comfort. And yeah, there is a definate menace to Connery's Bond. Something in his eyes.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    Brosnan had some good menacing moments

    by RPLocke

    The World is Not enough is a bad Bond movie, but it's the best acted Brosnan movie.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 6:28 p.m. CST

    Best bond movie is Goldeneye and World is Not Enough

    by DioxholsterReturns

    eat my shorts

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 6:34 p.m. CST

    Bad bikini design, todays bikinis are too awesome

    by DioxholsterReturns

    im so glad they stopped that early 90s bikini cant describe it but man it was bad. now bikinis are cool and give you boners as long as the right woman is wearing it.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 6:38 p.m. CST

    prince_kamal

    by AKA_Gern_Blanston

    Moore wasn't offered the role before Connery. He WAS offered the role in OHMSS before Lazenby, and had to turn it down due to TV obligations. At least, that's what I always heard.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 6:39 p.m. CST

    Halle Berry doing the Ursula walk out of the sea...

    by Planty_McPlant_Plants_His_Plant_At_AICN

    In Die Another Day. I wanted to gag. Halle looked like a young negro boy with her short hair and manly body (she had muscly arms and no ass). How dare they butcher such an iconic Bond moment like that? I hope everyone associated with DAD die of bubonic plague.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 6:52 p.m. CST

    Connery: I banged her and your mom Trebek!

    by GornPirate

    HAHA

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST

    Halle Berry

    by optimus122

    I know its cool to bag on her but if you never seen her in a movie before and got the chance to bang her you would fuck the stuffing out of that ass. She has a kickass bod on her..

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    That's funny Diox, I hate modern bikinis

    by ErichZann

    they all look like drawstring diapers. My all time favorite bikini scene is Tia Carrere at the end of Wayne's World in 1992. Of course, I was 14 so it wasn't hard to impress me.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Finally watched Kick Ass today.....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    It's a total piece of shit. If you're one of the people, like me, who avoided this in the theaters but said you'd give it a chance on DVD even though you could tell you probably wouldn't like it but are willing to sit through it because you're curious as to why geeks are raving about it....don't. You'll thank me.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Sean Connery was my hero!

    by Ricky Retardo

    Back in the mid-1960's, I had a fun encounter with Sean Connery when he was filming a scene for the movie "A Fine Madness." I was a teenager at the time. A bunch of friends and I were walking near the Brooklyn Bridge on the Manhatten side. We saw a film crew shooting next to the bridge. We were thrilled to see it was "James Bond" himself doing a scene. We were all really big Bond fans. After he was finished shooting, he headed for his car. The kids who were there chased after him yelling, "James Bond! Give us your autograph!" He ignored us, walked straight to the car and got in the back seat. The kids surrounded the car and some were banging on the windows. He looked pissed. He rolled down the window and said, "Get the f**k out of here, ya little bastards." He sounded just like James Bond. He pronounced the word as "baastads" with that Sean Connery accent. The kids turned on him and started cursing. As his driver pulled away, he looked out the rear window at us and gave us the middle finger. What a man!

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 8:40 p.m. CST

    The REAL James Bond!

    by Screwbini

    And you KNOW that, man! TallanDagwood - You are right on target in your assessment of Connery as Bond. He was indeed the complete package, often imitated, never equaled. Planty - Halle Berry has a manly body in DAD? No ass? Are you blind, dude, or simply insane???? I had a lot of problems with DAD, including Halle Berry's acting. But her body? Besides the pre-credits sequence, Halle's bod in the bikini was the best thing about that flick!!!!

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 8:45 p.m. CST

    Re: Halle Berry doing the Ursula walk out of the sea...

    by Acquanetta

    If nothing else, it was still better than having Craig perform the exact same scene in Casino Royale. Seriously, WTF? And since they didn't learn their lesson with Berry in DAD, the same writers and producers later decided to rip-off an even more iconic moment in Quantum of Solace. At least Berry's homage made a little sense- after all, it was the 40th anniversary film- but the oil covered Bond girl in Quantum was both stupid and pointless.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    RICKY RETARDO

    by frank cotton

    is older than frank!

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:11 p.m. CST

    "You've had your six"

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    One of the coldest 007 moments EVER.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    Suprised Sean's hairpiece didn't come off in the first pic.

    by BigTuna

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST

    New James Bond Gun Target opening

    by RPLocke

    Bond walks out doing a handstand.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 10:32 p.m. CST

    Ringo Starr's Goldfinger themetune...

    by The Dark Shite

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd8fOouKiLc <p> If only they'd gone with this;-).

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 10:48 p.m. CST

    Connery's hairpiece DOES come off in Dr. No

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    Check out the scene where he's crawling through the heating duct and all of the watr spills over him...his hairpiece CLEARLY flips up and reveals his bald spot. It's plain as day when you step-frame it.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 11:47 p.m. CST

    I'll take the penis mightier

    by skywise404

    no no no thats the "pen is mighter"

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 12:03 a.m. CST

    Vernon Wells in 'Expendables 2' !!

    by hysfvbsaygvandsv

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 1:04 a.m. CST

    At first glance I thought....

    by Uke_Crazy

    ...the title said M. Night.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 3:21 a.m. CST

    aka gern

    by ben sheppard

    that's really interesting. can you imagine if he'd have done it? imagine if he just stayed on right through to view to a kill! or by that point just thought fuck it and never left!! moore in Quantum of Solace! His next one could be called I Never Said Never in the First Place.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 3:23 a.m. CST

    andress looked too mannish

    by JAMF

    but live and let die's virginal priestess jane seymour? BOING!!

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 4:11 a.m. CST

    Mr Lucas

    by BadMrWonka

    I'm with you, brother. but in Connery's age group, in the UK, the rate of circumcision was close to 30%. I know it's way lower now, but he's an old dude!

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 4:47 a.m. CST

    No Mr Bond

    by mychuma

    I expect you to do a handstand on the beach. Wuhaahaaa.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 4:47 a.m. CST

    You are just a stupid policeman

    by Drsambeckett1984

    World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Napoleon. Or God <p> Surely you should do a behind the scenes pic for Moore, Dalton, Brosnan and Craig. Seems only fair.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 6:54 a.m. CST

    James Bonds licenses:

    by leo54304

    License to kill<br> <br> License to slap women<br> <br> License to Hold women so they can do handstands (and look at the sweet spot)

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 6:57 a.m. CST

    Phoebe Cates red bikini trumps Ursula

    by leo54304

    The slow montage scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High of Phoebe in slowwww motion, with the water clinging to that nubile body while that music is playing in the background. Makes me glad to be straight.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 7:36 a.m. CST

    Honey Ryder

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Anyone who wants to get a load of Ursula without clothes and basted with actual honey, check out Mountain of the Cannibal God (1978). Also featuring Stacy Fuckin' Keatch.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 7:48 a.m. CST

    Connery's Bond was the only one who could slap women

    by Planty_McPlant_Plants_His_Plant_At_AICN

    around and get away with it. When they had Moore be abusive to women it just felt...wrong. Ditto Dalton. Even Brosnan shooting Elektra didn't come off right. It left a bad taste in the mouth. If Connery shot a woman the whole theater would be whooping and cheering - even the female audience members.<P> Some women would prefer being slapped around by a young Connery than being treated by a princess by a regular guy.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 8:14 a.m. CST

    I love the scene in Goldfinger....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...where some annoying woman he just fucked is saying something to him, I think he's on the phone, and he grabs her face and pushes it. Brilliant.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 8:54 a.m. CST

    Yeah, moore slapping around Maude Adams in TMWTGG...

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    ...was just uncomfortable to watch. He's supposed to be bracing this woman for information, and yet Moore's voice is as light and jocular as if he's making a sandwich. Thankfully, they stopped trying to bend Moore's personality into a Connery impersonation starting with TSWLM and allowed his more gentlemanly good humor to take the lead (for better or worse).

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 9:06 a.m. CST

    If Stallone can do an 80s homage movie...

    by leo54304

    Why not do a movie with all the 007 guys as retired agents brought together for one last job? Maybe avenge the death of their boss (M?). I know RED is out there with similiar concept but the idea of all the 007s sharing the screen at one time is appealing.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 9:12 a.m. CST

    Connery slapping the female M, interestng idea

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 9:30 a.m. CST

    Jehovahs_Witness

    by choonie

    Youre a total piece of shit as well.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 9:35 a.m. CST

    choonie, never seen you post here before

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    You must be one of the regulars who was too frightened to say that to me using his usual screenname. Or did you register today just to let me know how you feel about me? Awww, that's sweet.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 9:48 a.m. CST

    classic connery quote

    by scrapegoat

    you owe your success to your first wife & your second wife to your success

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 9:49 a.m. CST

    leo54304 interesting idea

    by Planty_McPlant_Plants_His_Plant_At_AICN

    All the old Bonds coming together, you say? Of course that would only work if "James Bond" is a code name that they all shared. And we could find out what their real names are. If Connery's Bond real name was Kevin Pond that would be hilarious. "The name's Pond. Kevin Pond".

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 9:56 a.m. CST

    I like in Thunderball when Connery is

    by Sailor Rip

    seducing that doctor and taking off her clothes then they just cut to a shot of him leaving the room saying "See you later."

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Plants, heres some ideas:

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Godamnit, lets try that again shall we?

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Ok, here goes

    by leo54304

    Lazenby - The other guys would be like whos he? Or, I thought he was a temp? And Lazenby would be alawys getting pissed because no one respects him especially Connery. Connery would be ripping as "YOU'RE the one they chose to take over for me?" or "YEW got to wear a kilt, yew BASTERD!!"

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 10:43 a.m. CST

    Dalton would be bitching all the time

    by leo54304

    Saying stuff like you try to get laid in the age of AIDS you lucky bastards. And how about having a nemesis who looks like Wayne Newton.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 10:52 a.m. CST

    Brosnan and Craig would be mixture of happy and sad

    by leo54304

    Both would be saying their first assignments went well but on their second ehh, not so good.<br> <br> Brosnan would complain about too many gadgets to which Connery would agree. Would especially bitch about an invisible car. Upon which everybody would laugh. But he say at least he tapped Helly Berre to which the boys would share a toast.<br> <br> Craig would talk about beating the highest amount Connery ever did gambling and while doing it for country. Then challenge any of the others to top his chase at the beginning of Casino Royale Craig would bemoan how long its been since his last assignment and wonder when his next one would come. Cue sound of crickets in the distance.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 10:56 a.m. CST

    As for Moore

    by leo54304

    You try and walk around with a third nipple - itches like crazy.<br> And I tapped a black woman before any of you. Any of you ever been to Harlem? Much less early 70s Harlem?<br> Any of you ever have sex in space? Mental note: after finishing a condom in space don't just set it aside, it'll come back like a boomerrang and hit you in the face - not pleasant.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Oh, to have bean Connery in the 60's.

    by blackmantis

    The action that guy must have gotten boggles the mind...and other body parts.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 11:26 a.m. CST

    SNL skit of Connery as Super Nanny would be funny

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    My name is Sean Connery, ya wee lass

    by leo54304

    and I'm gonna turn ya inta a sheep by takin' ya up yur arse!!

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 12:28 p.m. CST

    So did Connery bury his uncut sand worm

    by mojoman69

    in Ursulas's fart box? I guess we'll never know for sure...

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 12:46 p.m. CST

    You're completely wrong RPLocke...

    by Skyway Moaters

    The Bond in Fleming's books is a cold blooded assasin. He is all about the mission. If you get in his way, he will kill you without batting an eye

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 12:53 p.m. CST

    And yes Jehovahs_Witness, choonie is right...

    by Skyway Moaters

    ... you are a piece of shit...

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 1:07 p.m. CST

    I've made many enemies at this site, people I've never....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...spoken to. Must have been when I talked shit about men with small penises...or retards....or retards with small penises.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Re: You're completely wrong RPLocke...

    by Acquanetta

    Fleming's Bond absolutely hated to kill in cold-blood. He even fails the one mission that requires him to kill a rival assassin, simply because he can't bring himself to do the deed. The current myth we've created that James Bond is supposed to be a guy that runs around killing like the Terminator sounds really good, but it's just not true.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Whatever

    by ohsostupidlongassfuckingscreennames

    All of you, and I mean ALL of you can gargle huge stinky donkey scrotums

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 1:37 p.m. CST

    I've read some of books RP...

    by ohsostupidlongassfuckingscreennames

    ... and I have to say that I disagree with you. Fleming's Bond is an assasin. Licensed to kill...

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 1:48 p.m. CST

    I don't know Locke...

    by Skyway Moaters

    Which of the books have you read? Apparently my interpretation is different from yours?

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 2:12 p.m. CST

    No. Bond is NOT an assasin

    by RPLocke

    It's a job to him, and he's good at his job. He's not a mindless Terminator robot going around killing people. In many of the movies and Books Bond rarely just goes out and shoots the enemy. He plans his attack. Yes, he's license to kill. Not liscence to murder.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 2:14 p.m. CST

    The scene in The Living Daylights

    by RPLocke

    where Bond shoots the gun out of the woman's hand was taken right out of the books. Bond CANT kill the beautiful woman in cold blood. Plus, he likes beautiful women.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 2:26 p.m. CST

    bond remorse

    by scrapegoat

    theres a paragraph in goldfinger i believe where he's reflecting in his bourbon in the airport bar about the guy he just killed feeling a bit of remorse,also in diamonds are forever after killing wint or kidd he reflects on what their thoughts might be,i've read all of flemings & 1 of amis's and never percieved him as one who kills without regard

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Um, RPLocke, isn't that the definition of an assasin?

    by Royston Lodge

    Someone for whom killing is just a job?

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST

    Re: No. Bond is NOT an assasin

    by Acquanetta

    Exactly right. James Bond is a spy. Sure, he's authorized to kill if necessary, but it's rarely the focus of his mission. Fans may have tried to morph Bond into a character more befitting a Mickey Spillane or Don Hamilton novel, but it doesn't change the fact that Fleming had something entirely different in mind.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    Royston Lodge

    by RPLocke

    But he didn't kill the person. He's a SPY. His mission is to gather information. If he went around blindly killing people, his government would brand him as a criminal.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 2:41 p.m. CST

    In fact. Quantum of Solace deals with this

    by RPLocke

    M hates Bond for killing everyone because she believes that Bond is on a vendetta for avenging Vesper.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    Re: the definition of an assasin?

    by Acquanetta

    An assassin's job is to kill a specific target- usually for money. Fictional characters like Jason Bourne or Matt Helm were assassins. Their orders usually consisted of a single objective: "Eliminate this person." But Bond was loyal to his country with missions geared towards espionage. Hell, Fleming's Moonraker begins with M essentially telling Bond, "Um, I think this guy I play bridge with is cheating at cards." Hardly a situation where the services of a cold-blooded assassin would be required.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 3:09 p.m. CST

    RPLocke and the scene in The Living Daylights

    by ExcaliburFfolkes

    I completely agree with you that Bond is a seasoned professional spy and not an assasin (and certainly not a sociopath as someone above claimed). There are numerous examples throughout the original Ian Fleming novels where Fleming goes out of his way to specifically make this point, including the description of Bond's extremely uneasy memories of the two killings he had to commit for Her Majesty's government to originally qualify for his license to kill. But you're a little off in describing Bond's motives for not killing the woman in The Living Daylights. Bond is waiting and fully willing to kill her in order to protect the life of a Soviet defector she is there to kill and Bond has been assigned to protect, but as Bond watches her tenatively set up her rifle for the shot Bond realizes that she is not a pro, but rather an amateur forced into commiting the assasination by the Soviet government. Then Bond takes mercy on her and only aims to wound her in the hand, which he does thus preventing her from shooting the defector. And Bond even feels a bit of remorse at this, because he knows that a) she'll get in trouble for failing her assignment, and b) because he knows that having her hand blown off will probably mean the end of her career as a cellist (Bond originally thought that her being a cellist was just a cover the assasin was using to get close to the defector, but then he realized it was actually the other way around and that she was an actual cellist being unwillingly forced into being an ad hoc assasin).

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Very true, Acquanetta.

    by ExcaliburFfolkes

    In the beginning of the novel, Moonraker, M just wants Bond to help him figure out how Hugo Drax keeps cheating M at cards at the social club they both belong to. (FYI - Bond deduces that Drax cheats by repeatedly placing his highly polished cigerette case on the table in just the right place and angle to catch the reflection of the underside of the cards as they come off the deck whenever they are dealt.) Later Bond is only sent to check in on Drax's missle development program, not kill the man. Drax and his henchmen only die at the end when Bond turns Drax's mass-destruction plan around on Drax. And hey, if you are planning on nuking London I think it's okay for a government agent to arrange for you to accidentally nuke yourself and your getaway submarine instead. But maybe that's just me.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST

    I never said that Fleming's Bond kills "without regard"...

    by Skyway Moaters

    Merely that he IS a trained killer, albeit one with a conscience; which is the very character trait that makes him such a compelling and sympathetic protagonist. I never meant to imply that I consider the character that Flemind portayed to be a consciensless bad-ass. Bond is infinitly more complex.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST

    I never said that Fleming's Bond kills "without regard"...

    by Skyway Moaters

    Merely that he IS a trained killer, albeit one with a conscience; which is the very character trait that makes him such a compelling and sympathetic protagonist. I never meant to imply that I consider the character that Flemind portayed to be a consciensless bad-ass. Bond is infinitly more complex.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Skyway Moaters thinks people give a shit about his opinion

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    Shut up already.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 3:42 p.m. CST

    The movies where Bond goes off and pretends

    by RPLocke

    to be a killer, are the ones that the audience doesn't seem to enjoy because to the average Bond fan, it's not really Bond.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    No I don't. I positivley KNOW that they don't...

    by Skyway Moaters

    How thin skinned are you Jehova's? Log another 20 years or so and you might be fit to converse with.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    No I don't. I positivley KNOW that they don't...

    by Skyway Moaters

    How thin skinned are you Jehova's? Log another 20 years or so and you might be fit to converse with.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    No I don't. I positivley KNOW that they don't...

    by Skyway Moaters

    How thin skinned are you Jehova's? Log another 20 years or so and you might be fit to converse with.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 3:48 p.m. CST

    What the fuck?

    by Skyway Moaters

    Sorry for the multiples

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Christ, shut up already

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    You're boring, Moaters. Seriously, everyone reading this talkback is hoping that you go away or get hit by a bus. Even AsimovLives or MediaMessiah would be a welcome addition at this point. <p> By the way, why did you put "without regard" in quotes in the heading of your two boring posts above. Did someone in this talkback actually use the words "without regard"? Is "without regard" a popular colloquialism where you're from? Or are you just one of those people who doesn't understand the rules of grammar and occasionally puts things in quotes because you think they're pretty.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Oooh "I haven't seen you around"

    by choonie

    Quite a comeback

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 3:56 p.m. CST

    Okay, listen, I've gotta go....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...but Moaters, I know why you're angry at me even though I have never spoken to you before. My comments about men with small penises has really made you upset. I'm sorry that when you lost your virginity to a fat four-eyed girl with pierced eyebrows, that she stared at you blankly wondering why she couldn't feel anything even though you were thrusting your hips and making a sex face. I'm sorry that when you're in the lockerroom the pool you change your swimming trunks by wrapping a towel around your waste and do a sort of magic act of switching your trunks with your underwear. It must be very difficult, but...it's not my fault. It's genetics, and just cruel fate. Blame your Daddy...he's responsible for your tiny PENOR.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 3:57 p.m. CST

    And choonie....the above goes for you, too

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    You and Skyway Moaters can form a support group for dudes with tiny wieners. I know another talkbacker who can join...named after a Justin Timberlake song....

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 4:26 p.m. CST

    without regard

    by scrapegoat

    i guess i used the phrase ,sorry didnt know it was an issue

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 5:47 p.m. CST

    "Without Regard" would make a good 007 movie title

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    Better than Thingy Of Whatsis, at any rate.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Sorry Mr. Religion Whack Job/AKA: Jehovahs_Witness

    by Skyway Moaters

    But happen to have a HUGE fucking penis that you might enjoy choking on some day you disgusting little nancy boy. Oh oh, you're the "sensitive" type aren't you.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 7:08 p.m. CST

    I hate this goddamn primitive web site...

    by Skyway Moaters

    You still there Jehova's? Bring that lame shit one mo' time, the chuckles would do me good.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 12:40 a.m. CST

    The good old days...

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    ...when you could impress a girl with making a handstand.

  • Aug. 31, 2010, 11:16 p.m. CST

    She looks even better in the photo than in the movie!

    by moonlightdrive

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