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Bristol Palin Joins ABC's
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Published at: Aug. 28, 2010, 3:35 a.m. CST by hercules

I am – Hercules!! “Star” is redefined again, and the Emmys should think about saluting John McCain for all his contributions to the reality genre. Nineteen-year-old Bristol Palin - the longtime abstinence advocate famous for, among other things, the lack of contraception that resulted in the 2008 birth of love child Tripp Johnston – will compete on the next "Dancing With The Stars" alongside former “The Hills” star Audrina Partridge, former “America’s Got Talent” star David Hasselhoff, former “America’s Got Talent” star Brandy Norwood, former Laker Rick Fox, pop star Michael Bolton and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino from “Jersey Shore,” according to E! sources. Palin was back in the news recently when she briefly renewed her relationship with baby-daddy Levi Johnston -- but no word has yet emerged on whether or not she maintained her stand on celibacy as the couple renewed their friendship this summer. Palin’s mom, who says she believes David Letterman likes to joke about rape on his late-night chat show, has her own reality show, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” coming this fall to TLC. The father of Bristol’s toddler, Levi Johnston, is reportedly pitching a reality show about him running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Find all of E!’s exclusive on the matter here. "Dancing With The Stars" returns to ABC Sept. 20.
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  • Aug. 27, 2010, 1:47 a.m. CST

    To quote the Maitre D': I weep for the future.

    by Tigger Tales

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 1:51 a.m. CST

    the wasilla hillbilies....

    by JZM

    are willing to do anything to stay on tv, by hook or crook.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 2:02 a.m. CST

    A Star?

    by MackAndJacks

    A STAR? Let me ask that again. A STAR?

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 2:05 a.m. CST

    Dancing with Teh AIDS.

    by Doctor_Strangepork

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 2:29 a.m. CST

    Hercules can't ignore anyone named Palin

    by ErichZann

    Seriously, the only Palin I want to hear about on this site is Michael Palin. I don't get why Herc feels the need to take every chance he can get to talk about Bristol's sex life.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 2:34 a.m. CST

    ErichZann

    by Hercules

    Michael Palin rules my world. And I would report on his sex life more if he'd take a stand on celibacy. <p>Galahad's favorite color is yellow.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 2:39 a.m. CST

    Don't retreat Bristol! Reload your guns!

    by Orionsangels

    and the shoot every dancer you see! Tweeted Sarah Palin.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 2:44 a.m. CST

    Pathetic Palin's !!

    by secure214

    Sarah has the nerve to sarcastically call Levi "Ricky Hollywood" and joke about Obama's "celebrity" when her OWN FUCKING DAUGHTER has already appeared on 1 TV drama(Secret Life of the American Teenager), talk shows(Oprah), magazine covers, and now Dancing with the Stars?? Not to mention the reality show that's coming out soon(Sarah Palin's Alaska) The Palin's are all celebrity whores & hypocrites!

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 2:45 a.m. CST

    so your job is the morality/politics beat?

    by ErichZann

    Funny, I thought you covered television news.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 2:52 a.m. CST

    ErichZann

    by Hercules

    Is "Dancing With The Stars" a movie or CD?

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 2:58 a.m. CST

    LOL. Sure, that's why you write about Bristol

    by ErichZann

    Admit it, you love sticking it to conservatives who get caught with their pants down / skirt up. Who else do you write about that you make sure to mention things like "no word has yet emerged on whether or not she maintained her stand on celibacy as the couple renewed their friendship this summer" ? The main site is able to write things about Polanski without having to stick in "no word on whether or not he's fucking any more underage girls." ITS NOT RELEVANT.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 3:27 a.m. CST

    ErichZann

    by brabon300

    it is relevant, you wingnut twit<p>that coke whore chose to keep her life public...therefore anything she does can be speculated on<p>and polanski aint no hero to liberals...hes a perverted freak who should have his balls cut off<p>the big buzz now is, since candidates whom she backed in last tuesday's primary all won, she has juice for 2012...i pray that she wins the nomination<p>either she wins the general and sends this country right into the toilet so we can finally have the revolution that jefferson wanted us to have...or she spells the end of the repuke party<p>either way, its a win/win situation

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 3:34 a.m. CST

    I for one would like an update on Polanski's activities.

    by dailysportspages

    Polanski should write and direct a modern version of Lolita. <br> Have it be about a rich filmmaker, his famous friends, and a young wannabe starlet who terrorizes him with her smooth vagine.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 3:54 a.m. CST

    Um...ErichZann...you are wrong.

    by MonkeyManReturns

    Polanski's dirty, illegal and immoral activites have been discussed here in articles. And Palin is appearing on a tv reality show, which makes her bio an important part of the write up - especially her hypocrisy towards celebacy. This has nothing to do with politics and more to do with journalism.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 4:38 a.m. CST

    I don't get the Palins at all

    by FlandersBum

    One would think they would all be trying to keep out of the spotlight as much as possible after all the hate from the left and attacks from the media. Moves like this keep them in the headlines and late night comedy routines. It's like they're just asking to be made fun of. They should all just move to someplace more remote than Alaska...perhaps Siberia.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 4:58 a.m. CST

    Wilow is the attractive one...

    by Dennis_Moore

    I like how the Palins named their daughters after witch characters (Willow and Piper). I'd be willing to bet they watched Buffy and Charmed, but are typical hypocritical fundies.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 5:05 a.m. CST

    willow was born 3 years before Buffy began

    by ErichZann

    OMG that alaskan hypocrite must use sorcery to predict the future!

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 5:34 a.m. CST

    Real life keeps getting weirder!

    by JimmyPasta

    This reality TV thing is way out of hand. A young lady famous for having a baby out of wedlock is a "STAR"??? Her mother loves it because it keeps her name on the national stage. If she wins the Republican primaries,I might have to become a Canadien.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 5:36 a.m. CST

    Unless there is a sex tape

    by adml_shake

    I could care less about what or who Bristol Palin is doing. I hope this is the lowest rated season ever.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 5:57 a.m. CST

    Biggest freaking hypocrites the Palin family

    by The Founder

    Except for the minors. Sarah Palin like itnor not has star quality. I don't agree with the woman's politics but what burns me about her and the right wing sh!ts that back her is that they are some damn hypocrital. Her supporters don't even freaking see this woman is a damn opportunist. She failed at being a Gov for the sake to cash in. She loves the spotlight. They bash Obama for things they would've done no different. Anyone who got elected rather democrat or Republican would've taken the same bailout road bullshit that is going on now because it had to be done. McCain/Palin duo would've done the exact same shit Obama had to do cause all the politicians in Washington allowed the shit to happen cause Corporate moos run their asses. The economy blew up in their faces and it's their fault and we all suffer save for the rich fat cats who caused this mess and they got away with it. That's the worst part. They got away with.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 6:04 a.m. CST

    This is news. Go Bristol I guess.

    by The Founder

    Don't watch that show but I'm not gonna rag on that girl. I don't see the point and never got why others did. Sarah Palin on the other hand is an entire post that I don't have the strength to type. Just will say for someone who's all red state this and small town that an the evil librels this sure love Librel Hollywood. How much longer before we see the greedy bitch move to Ca or NYC and then claim she's leaving Alaska because it's good for the state and he presence there was causing endless hate by the gotcha librel mainstream media. I'll give it another year if she hasn't got a place already.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 6:05 a.m. CST

    The Palins are the Kardashians of Politics.

    by Doctor_Strangepork

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 6:30 a.m. CST

    you're not helping (the Liberals)

    by Dustoff74

    i wouldn't throw stones when your current idol keeps insulting his college alma mater by telling us that losing 750,000 jobs a month is actually creating jobs. keep the political shite to yourself. it doesn't increase your cred one bit. i'll do your job for you, just once. "Bristol Palin has joined 'Dancing with the Stars' according to sources." done. wow, that required all of 2 brain cells, and not one liberal comment.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 6:37 a.m. CST

    I'll say this about Bristol

    by Itchy

    I'd have fucked her, too. Nice tits on that girl. Nothing to be ashamed of, B ... nothing much to do in Alaska except shoot and fuck. Just next time, put the spooge in your face where it belongs.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 6:41 a.m. CST

    Dustoff74

    by MonkeyManReturns

    Considering this is their website...and they can do pretty much whatever they want on it...And I don't think they give two shits about what you think. If it's balanced news you want, you should go to Fox news...he..heheh...hahahaha...you see what I did; I made a liberal joke! Hahahahahaha! Ahem. AICN have made political statements before and will again. If you don't like it. Go somewhere else.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 6:44 a.m. CST

    I got no problem

    by Fico

    with Herc taking a few jabs at the Palins, they deserve it. But sheesh...he goes a little overboard.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 6:54 a.m. CST

    what a fucked up family

    by just pillow talk

    Should put them in the same house as Ozzy and his family.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 7:35 a.m. CST

    I have an idea for a new Palin-based reality show...

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    ..."The Fame Whores"

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 7:36 a.m. CST

    Fucking shit, she's NOT a celebrity or a "star".

    by D.Vader

    Kate Gosselin was bad enough. Fuck thus stupid show.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 7:57 a.m. CST

    PALIN'S = WORLDS MOST FAMOUS TRAILER PARK TRASH

    by LaserPants

    YOU BETHCA!

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 7:57 a.m. CST

    Bristol gets $15000-$30000 a speech

    by leo54304

    And she needs to go on Dancing? She had better win cuz you don't wanna piss off ol' mama grizzly!!

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 8:01 a.m. CST

    Mommy, Levi and Me: A sex tape to remember..if I could

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 8:02 a.m. CST

    Pillow, Ozzies new cry: Sarahhhhhhhh!!!!

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 8:03 a.m. CST

    Sarah, wanna take it up the ass? You betcha!! Wink, WInk

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 8:04 a.m. CST

    I can see Levi nailing Bristol from my window

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 8:06 a.m. CST

    Isn't one "LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY!" Palin enough?

    by SpyGuy

    I look forward to Todd Palin's upcoming appearance on SURVIVOR in the spring.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 8:21 a.m. CST

    Anybody see Daily Show segment "I have a scheme" on Beck?

    by leo54304

    Worth watching<br> SOB<br> Because I love my country and I want you to know about goldline international. Why? Because in these uncertain times you need to invest your hard earned money in something safe like gold. And the best company to buy your gold from is goldline international. Don't forget goldline international is a proud partner in my effort to restore Americas Honor. Along with Sarah palin we're going to show the world that blacks don't own Martin Luther King. So join me and goldline international as we restore America's honor.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 8:25 a.m. CST

    New reality TV show idea:

    by harper54

    Crazy-Racist-Fundamentalist-Bigot Island! You take Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Bill-O, Rush and Ann Coulter and put them on an island with Kim Jung Il, Ahmadinejad, Fred Phelps (and fam) and all the would be suicide bombers and their handlers.<p> Throw in some Sudanese warlords, Dick Cheney, Bin Laden, all the kiddy touching priests and this guy Rocky I used to landscape for and then release the packs of wild dogs with a taste for human and televise the whole thing. Now that's entertainment.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 8:46 a.m. CST

    Add Pastor Terry Jones to the group

    by leo54304

    His congregation is planning to burn copies of the Koran on 9/11.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 8:52 a.m. CST

    California tea party already used the dog bit Harper

    by leo54304

    WASHINGTON, July 27 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- The Greater Los Angeles Area office of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR-LA) today denounced a planned anti-mosque protest by California Tea Party supporters who are being told to bring dogs to harass Muslim worshippers during a Friday congregational prayer, or "Jummah" <br> An e-mail alert announcing the anti-mosque protest sent to area newspapers by "a leader of a conservative coalition that has been active with Republican and Tea Party functions" stated: "An Islamic Mosque is planned to be built in Temecula. Islam is not a religion. It is a worldwide political movement meant [sic] on domination of the world. And it is meant to subjugate all people under Islamic law. . .Islam permits lying!. . .The Islam's [sic] treat women as second class people and they also hate dogs. Women are forbidden to sing and dogs are killed. We will not be submissive to Sharia Law. Tennessee was able to stop the Mosque so bring your Bibles, flags, signs, dogs and singing voice on Friday

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 8:58 a.m. CST

    Prediction: The Situation will fuck Bristol Palin.

    by Doctor_Strangepork

    And they'll have a half-guido half-redneck child and get a show on E!

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 9:02 a.m. CST

    Will Sarah mention this during her address

    by skimn

    at the Beckapalooza rally this weekend? Interesting that this casting news comes on the heels of the "non-tea party tea party rally".

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 9:06 a.m. CST

    Bwwaahahahahhahaha Doctor

    by leo54304

    Even better if he and Levi get a bachelor pad in LA and do a reality show of the two of them.<br> <br> Although the idea of Bristol and Situation having a kid is interesting. For family outings they'd go tanning, beat up people and hit the gym.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 9:15 a.m. CST

    when is this little fuckwit going to be done

    by oisin5199

    with her 15 minutes of 'fame'? Gets pregnant then preaches abstinence. Typical. It's like John McCain and Newt Gingrich for family values.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 9:32 a.m. CST

    Hypocritical whore posing as virginal saint joins dance show

    by Jehovahs_Witness

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 9:39 a.m. CST

    Hope the Jersey Shore mook bones Palin's daughter.

    by fiester

    It's already proven she goes for the moronic bad boy types, so why not?

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 9:46 a.m. CST

    Remember Stretch Armstrong? Awesome toy.

    by gotilk

    But came no-where near the stretch that occured when Palin interpreted Letterman's joke as "joking about rape". Who writes her shit? Coulter?

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Bring back Stacy Keibler!!!!!!

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Didn't she criticize Levi for being a fame whore?

    by parissun

    These people love attention. Go away and raise your damn kid.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 10:43 a.m. CST

    all you need to know about Sarah Palin:

    by maxwell's hammer

    Palin on Rahm Emmanuel using the word 'retard' at a private meeting: He is horribly offensive and should be fired.<BR> <BR> Palin on Rush Limbaugh using the word 'retard' on his nationally syndicated radio show: It's okay if Rush does it because its satire.<BR> <BR> Palin on Emmanuel using the word 'retard' at a meeting: He should resign from his job.<BR> <BR> Palin on Laura Schlessinger using the n-word 11 times on her radio show while berating an unassuming black woman about not having a good enough sense of humor: Fight for your 1st Amendment rights, Dr. Laura! Reload!!<BR> <BR> I guess something about the radio softens the blow of grossly offensive terms.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 10:43 a.m. CST

    A WOMAN WITH A BABY PROMOTING ABSTINENCE

    by PRESIDENT BALTAR

    IS NO DIFFERENT THAN A CONVICTED DRUNK DRIVER WHO KILLED SOMEONE PROMOTING SOBER DRIVING

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 10:45 a.m. CST

    Mmm... MILF

    by DEVASTATORS_BALLSACK

    What I wouldn't give to donkey punch Bristol... Only if her mom was watching though.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    "Dancing with the Fame-Whores"

    by Sonny_Williams

    It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. No, not really, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 10:56 a.m. CST

    I can see Devastator nailing Bristol from my window

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    And let the hatred begin

    by BizarroJerry

    And doesn't it make sense for some girl who knows what problems gettin' nailed can lead to is telling people you should hold off on doing it? Anyway, I can see why people may not like these people, but there's too much outright hatred directed at them. Who cares? And her mother is not ever gonna get anywhere near the White House again. Don't worry about it.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 11:30 a.m. CST

    So she's saying don't have sex or you'll end up like me?

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    A dumb whore with a kid? When you put it like that, maybe she should be the poster child for abstinence.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 11:34 a.m. CST

    new low: charactera assassination of a 19 year old

    by Arcadian Del Sol

    well done, faggot.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 11:46 a.m. CST

    Character assassination

    by D.Vader

    To paraphrase Obi-Wan Kenobi "She had done that herself!"

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 11:54 a.m. CST

    You can't attack the character of 19 year olds?

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    There's an age-limit now? LOL This is the new strategy, apparently. The army of morons recruits people under 20, and if anyone dares question them, try to smear them for questioning the values of a 19 year old.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 11:59 a.m. CST

    THEY SHOULD MAKE HER DANCE WITH PROSTH BABY BELLY

    by Tigger Tales

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 12:05 p.m. CST

    Why is this news even here?

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Number of episodes of Lost, Dancing, Big Brother, etc that I've seen = 0<p> I have no problem with Bristol wanting to enjoy her body. But she shoulda used a condom.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 12:19 p.m. CST

    Wheres the dancing baby from Ally McBeal?

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 12:19 p.m. CST

    Prevent pregnancy

    by Klytus_I.m_Bored

    by blowing it in the bitch's mouth.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 12:20 p.m. CST

    Strip pole dancing with the stars - that'd be funny

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 12:27 p.m. CST

    RKDN

    by DEVASTATORS_BALLSACK

    Let me guess, right wing christian fuck wit? Yeah that must be it. Defending the Palins and using a term like faggot. So let me ask you, where is the next Westboro protest? Tell me so I can show up and donkey punch your ass and I won't start slow with lube either.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 12:29 p.m. CST

    Whats better than honor? In her

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 12:38 p.m. CST

    Now, watch as Sarah Palin goes after the "lamestream media"...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...in an effort to silence any "so-called journalists" or "anonymous bloggers" who comment and/or criticize her daughter.<P>That mama-grizzly-bitch / cult-of-personality's ego will grow evermore. It might be funny...if it weren't so freakin' sad for the nation.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    My sick fetish

    by DEVASTATORS_BALLSACK

    I would love to be in a 3way with Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter (yeah, I know, shes really a dude)... Only if Reagan's corpse is in the room though...

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Getting tired of hearing your political views in the articles, H

    by MemBirdman

    I get they're covered in a layer of snark, but I'd prefer less of the commentary. Having said that...you're the only one I really read for TV news, so I'm not saying, "STOP OR I'M LEAVING." I would just prefer less.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 12:51 p.m. CST

    If the mouth-breathers in America will keep Christina and Ali o

    by Shut the Fuck up Donny

    ...Bristol Palin's got a chance to take the whole thing. <p> BTW, I'm real disappointed the AICN crew couldn't throw a little support at fellow Austinites, ArcAttack, in the talkbacks. They coulda really could have used the support.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 12:52 p.m. CST

    Damn you and your lack of edit function!

    by Shut the Fuck up Donny

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Sure, I'm talking about AGT, but it's more interesting

    by Shut the Fuck up Donny

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Isn't a woman with a baby promoting abstinence...

    by Chewtoy

    More like a drunk driver promoting prohibition? I mean, there are perfectly reasonable alternatives that allow people to enjoy themselves with a little bit of education and a modicum of self-control, rather than the all-or-nothing approach.<br><br>And on a side note, wouldn't it be a little harsh to learn that your mother became the National Spokeswoman for Abstinence right after giving birth to you? How does a kid not take that personally? "No, really... you were like a special gift to me. I just pleaded with women across the nation not to make the same horrible mistake I made."

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 1:13 p.m. CST

    yes, she's ridiculous

    by Kraven Morehead

    . . . but isn't it more ridiculous that there's a market for this and the way her family thinks? None of the Palins seem like good people when you look closely, but they are able to orchestrate who they are into a living. With that said, think of all the states that don't border a body of water that make their success possible. Long story short, a disturbingly high percentage of our country are a bunch of dumbshits.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 1:24 p.m. CST

    That's right, liberals. Let the hate flow through you. Get

    by Coughlins Laws

    all your nasty comments out. Show the world how the liberal class are the true hate mongers in America. Let the whole world see how you don't just oppose those with different political opinions, you hate everything about them. This is a very good exercise. I love whenever liberals show their true nature. Show us who the real party of hate and intolerance is...

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Bristol on abstinence

    by zacdilone

    Everyone thinks they're so fucking clever when they talk about Bristol Palin's message of abstinence by pointing out she had a child out of wedlock. I suppose former drug addicts can't speak out against drug abuse and former criminals can't speak to students about avoiding a life of crime. I fear a Palin presidency as much as the next guy, but to say that a kid can't tell how their mistakes led them to a different outlook on life is just plain ridiculous.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 1:39 p.m. CST

    Look, you can make fun of her all you want about her

    by Coughlins Laws

    having a child out of wedlock (by an admittedly scumbag of a guy) and then preaching abstinence. But it is a good message. Teenagers, the vast majority of the time, can not take care of a baby when they have them that young. More often than not it pushes both the mother and the child into a life of, if not poverty, then way below the standard of living that it should or could be at. Most teenagers don't have parents that are now millionaires to help take care of the child. That's why it's ridiculous to hear someone like Jennifer Aniston go on about how it's perfectly alright to have a child out a father around. Well, if circumstances call for it, a woman has to do what a woman has to do. But statistics and common sense tell us a child is much better off when a man and woman stay together to raise the child. This isn't even debatable. There, of course, are exceptions. If the father dies, the mother is wealthy, there's a large extended family, or even if there is a gay couple that wants to adopt. But to say that it ISN'T ideal for a mother not have a child so young is irresponsible.<p>As far as picking on Bristol Palin, attack her all you want. At this point, she is putting herself in the public eye. However, to keep referring to her a slut, well, as far as anyone here knows, she's only had sex with one guy her whole life. Jokes about her being a slut don't really make sense. Plus, I love the meme about Sarah Palin being an opportunist, or whatever other stupid way alot of you use to attack her. Tell me a politician that you can't call an "opportunist". It's really funny to me to see certain attacks that can be attributed to every politician, but somehow, Palin gets the label from you. By saying that, are you saying that Barack Hoover Obama is NOT an opportunist? Really? That's pretty damn funny...

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Check the polls again, Coughlin

    by Sonny_Williams

    You don't have to be a liberal to have a negative view of the Palin clan, her support among the right-wingers is hardly universal.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 1:53 p.m. CST

    You know what's a better message?

    by D.Vader

    SEX EDUCATION instead of ABSTINENCE ONLY. <p> Palin preached Abstinence only classes. Look where it got her daughter.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 1:54 p.m. CST

    Coughlins

    by D.Vader

    "Statistics and common sense tell us a child is much better off when a man and woman stay together to raise the child. This isn't even debatable. " <p> I call bullshit on your "statistics", only because I know PLENTY of people that come from single parent households that turned out many times better than those with two parents. There is nothing wrong with what Rachel Green said, but go figure the conservative would side with what the conservative talking heads like Bill O Reilly have been saying.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 1:55 p.m. CST

    maxwell's hammer, don't we hear all the time that "context"

    by Coughlins Laws

    is important in deciding if someone is racist or insensitive in using a word? This is why Chris Rock can get on stage and say the "N-word" 60 times in his act, but when Dr. Laura points out that Chris Rock says the "N-word" several times, she's the racist. Quentin Tarantino can say it and have the word appear in his movies dozens of times, but he's not a racist. You see, what Rahm Emanuel did was use that word with malice and anger, trying to make people feel inferior by calling them something that he feels should make them inferior. He's saying that anyone who is mentally handicapped, or using his word, a retard, is a sub-human. What Limbaugh did, and does, is point out that most of the MSM does not get upset when a top liberal uses insenstive words. He makes fun of the media. I don't think Emanuel should have lost his job, but he should have been made fun of an ridiculed. When Emanuel says "retard", or Harry Reid talks about Barack Hoover Obama as a "light-skinned" black man who doesn't speak with a "Negro dialect", or when Oliver Stone denies the Holocaust, or pick any liberal who has said something that the professional whiners (i.e.- liberals and Democrats) normally find offensive when a conservative says it, they go silent. Emanuel wasn't hounded out of office. Reid wasn't forced to quit, even though Trent Lott was forced to step down over comments that weren't even close to as offensive. Limbaugh constantly makes fun of the media for letting liberals get away with saying racist or biggotted statements. Look at the whole "Barack the Magic Negro" controversy. A black liberal columnist made up the term. Yet, Limbaugh gets hammered for using the term on his program. So, you tell me. Who's the racist, black people who during the campaign said Barack Obama wasn't "black enough" because he didn't have any "slave blood", or Limbaugh, who points out the ridiculous shit they say?

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 1:56 p.m. CST

    If there are exceptions...

    by D.Vader

    Than of course its debatable. That's the point I was trying to make above.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 1:59 p.m. CST

    I don't give a shit about Palin. I don't support her,

    by Coughlins Laws

    I don't want her to be President, and I won't vote for her in a primary. I don't think she's right for the job and I don't think she should have quit as Governor. However, she is unfairly attacked and you know it.<p>As far as being raised by a single parent, of course, sometimes it's the only way. Sometimes one of the parents is a deadbeat, alcoholic, druggie, womanizer, etc, etc, etc. But simply going by financial situations or just having the influence of BOTH parents, you are going to honestly tell me that you don't think a father is necessarry? Really?

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 1:59 p.m. CST

    You can afford to be this naive

    by Kraven Morehead

    i would be more in line with the republican party if they aspired to be more. Instead they let religion be much to large a speaking point in their politics. That's a dealbreaker.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 2 p.m. CST

    "can't"

    by Kraven Morehead

    you CAN'T afford to be thi naive is what I meant.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 2:01 p.m. CST

    Yes I am, Coughlins

    by D.Vader

    Because there are people who get through it just fine. Yes, having a father would be BETTER, but its not "necessary".

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 2:03 p.m. CST

    OH LOOK! ITS ANOTHER POLITICAL BLOG!

    by J-Dizzle

    Bravo Herc, you sugar coated and framed a political comment as TV news.... AGAIN! Why? You know why. I know why. Harry knows why. This site is desperate for hits. I've said it before and I'll say it again, nothing gets hits like a political post for rabid political monkeys to use as an excuse to puke out unintelligible political opinions.<p> "Blah, blah. Palins suck" "Blah, blah, stupid liberal!"<p> What was once a renegade site that disclosed Hollywood's closely guarded secrets has become a fucking joke!

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Preaching abstinence and getting paid $15000

    by leo54304

    a speech to talk about it?. Guess having a kid out of wedlock pays.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    Couglin, check my post on california tea party

    by leo54304

    and don't tell me thats its just the liberals who are hate mongers.<br> <br> Now I don't think you're a hate monger. You're a better person than that. But you do have acknowledge that there are some of conservative views that engage in hate filled rhetoric and actions. The california tea party is one example. Another is the florida congregation planning on 9/11 to burn korans.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 3:10 p.m. CST

    if the old host makes a Palin joke will Sarah sue

    by RPLocke

    like she did Letterman?

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    Father Coughlins Laws

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Quote: "Show the world how the liberal class are the true hate mongers in America. Let the whole world see how you don't just oppose those with different political opinions, you hate everything about them. This is a very good exercise. I love whenever liberals show their true nature. Show us who the real party of hate and intolerance is..."<P>Dude, seriously...do you just ignore the rhetoric that spews forth from the collective mouth of your chosen political allegiance or do you just like to play dumb? How the FUCK do you look at yourself in the mirror everyday?

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST

    "But it is a good message."

    by Hercules

    No it fucking isn't. Tripp Johnston is living proof that abstinence-only is a stupid message. Here's the good message: Stop demonizing sex. Here's another: Stop getting in the way of your kids' access to sex education and birth control.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 3:49 p.m. CST

    It is a bit disturbing that the abstinence supporters...

    by Chewtoy

    ...keep equating sex to really horrible things, like killing people while drunk driving or becoming a crack addict. Having sex and being smart about it isn't quite like knocking over the Food Mart for drug money.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 3:57 p.m. CST

    WHEN FISHUS MET CHOPPAH

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    http://tinyurl.com/39pw4wt<BR><BR>Sequel to AsimovLives vs THE CHOPPAH:<BR><BR>http://tinyurl.com/2fmm5x4

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 4:05 p.m. CST

    Mmmm, Bristol's meaty, prolapsed anus.

    by Stuntcock Mike

    I'll be tuning in, my cock in hand.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 4:08 p.m. CST

    She's cute in a Puffy Scrapple® sort of way...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and she was dealt a shitty hand in life. Imagine having Sarah Palin as your mom?<P> I vote we let her live.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 4:28 p.m. CST

    Stars? Really? REALLY? STARS?

    by ParagonComplex

    They really don't have any standards, do they? Didn't this series used to have people other than attention whores and washed out 80's has-beens? I am so glad I never got into Dancing With The Has-beens. I'd be really irked right about now. Shame on them for bringing in that Jersey Shore guy and Bristol Palin. They really should be ashamed of themselves for encouraging ignorant attention whoring.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Is this the show where they fight lions?

    by Doctor_Strangepork

    Cause I'd really like to see Bristol Palin and David Hasselhoff fight lions.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Congratulations, zacdilone, you've just equated

    by skimn

    a defenseless baby with drugs and crime. In fact I recall Bristol's Dad refer to her son as "her mistake" on the Today Show. There's some loving support for you.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 4:46 p.m. CST

    TERRORISTS,IF YOU'RE LISTENING...........

    by eoneon

    PLEASE DO US A FAVOR AND DO A SUICIDE BOMBING AND KILL OFF THESE DOUCHEBAGS!

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 4:53 p.m. CST

    Give them all weapons and turn it into the Running Man

    by canvasseamonkey

    PLEASE USE THIS IDEA

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST

    They're all Fresh Meat to the SITUATION!!!

    by RPLocke

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Anti-Cool News...

    by crankyoldguy

    but amusing.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Liberals are the hate mongers and Palin is unfairly attacked?.

    by The Founder

    WTF kind of BS conservative rhetoric is that? I despise Palin because she is a hypocrital opportunist and helped fan the seeds of racial hate on Obama like lot of the racist right wing does. All of my adult life ive seen the republican launch racial and cultural attacks designed to getbout white voters and divide the country. Its always this group and that group becuase they cant win any other way. Sadly it works for them more often then not. The blacks the hispanic illegals(white illegals are fine by the way) gays, muslims and whoever else they can fakly rally and scare the uninformed white voters. I just dont have respect for a supposed to be goveroring party who resorts to such tactics. Lord knows the Dems arent perfect and god i can write a massive post on them but my views align with the liberal way of thinking and it doesnt make me less american or hateful. Yes I know the vast majority of politicians are opportunistic but Palin is just the grandmother of them all right now. This woman quit as Gov to cash in and then blame the so called mainstream media as the reason for quitting. How pathetic is that. The more I see of Palin the more that Levi guy was right on the money about her.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    So, how many of you are at the Glenn Beck Rally

    by RPLocke

    Fat Assholes for America rally!

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 5:36 p.m. CST

    the best AICN is rip on a 17 year olds sex life??

    by Neck_Lucas

    fucking morons

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 5:38 p.m. CST

    oh and speaking of the Palin family

    by Neck_Lucas

    her mom went 11 - 11 for candidates endorsed in this past primary..wanna guess what Obama's Average is ...ZERO..there is going to be so much liberal blood shed in November its not even going to be funny..buy hey..you keep ripping on Palin.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    Neck_Pucas

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Quote: "her mom went 11 - 11 for candidates..."<P>Doesn't mean a goddamn thing.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 5:45 p.m. CST

    WE GOT OURSELVES A SITUATION!

    by BringingSexyBack

    That's a strong line-up and no doubt no doubt Situation's gonna get a taste of the wild Alaskan salmon, if you get my meaning. Totally looking forward to seeing Audrina do splits. It's gonna be a stellar season.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Neck_Lucas: Do you understand what primaries are?

    by Chewtoy

    Yes, every Democrat endorsed by Obama lost the nomination to be the Democratic candidate on the ballet. That must be what happened. I heard it from a Palin-fan... And those people know their facts.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 5:58 p.m. CST

    she's the daughter O'Reilly never conceived via adultery

    by Tigger Tales

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    ABSTINENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER. 69 IS.

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Palin 2012 - can't wait for that trainwreck

    by BetterCallSaul

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 6:51 p.m. CST

    Let's all intentionally misconstrue what happened/was said.

    by Jayemel

    I don't care if you disagree with someone, but to act like what's unreal is real is just obnoxious. The Palin quote about Letterman is as follows: <p> "Acceptance of inappropriate sexual comments about an underage girl, who could be anyone's daughter, contributes to the atrociously high rate of sexual exploitation of minors by older men who use and abuse others." <p> Not once in there does she say the word rape or insinuate it. She's talking about the way the cultural climate affects the decisions people make. Oh, I know, you mean she is talking about statutory rape. Well, then, use that adjective because it's kind of fucking important. There's a HUGE difference between statutory rape and rape. <p> The saddest part is that I don't even think you realize you're playing part of the spin machine. I think you actually fucking believe this nonsense. <p> And for the record, I'm a libertarian, so don't even go down the "angry Republican" route. I'm just constantly frustrated with not being able to go to any fucking website without being subjected to asinine and obnoxious political slant.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 6:52 p.m. CST

    Anal is the answer. Anal 2012

    by RPLocke

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 7:10 p.m. CST

    I kinda feel bad for her

    by CherryValance

    She's just a dumb girl who liked a dumb guy. It happens all the time.</p> <p>But about DWTS, from the rumored list I really hope the Situation and Johnny Weir are on this season. I love Johnny Weir as I'm a BIG figure skating fan. I don't watch "Jersey Shore" but when I've seen the Situation elsewhere he's been interesting. I don't think they've had a guido on the show before either. This list is cracktastic but Kirstie Alley has already said she's not doing it so that makes me wonder about any of them.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    My Penis in Bristol Palin's Mouth 2012

    by DickBallsworth

    Second Coming, yawl!

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 7:20 p.m. CST

    Humping the leg is the answer

    by YackBacker

    Sweet, furious humpage.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    not sure why this "story" is on this site

    by Rupee88

    more suitable for Natioanl Enquirer

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    You've got to love irony...

    by BarryConvex

    I love how the same people who demonized Britney Spears' little sister for getting pregnant basically give Bristol a free pass for doing the exact same fucking thing. What a bunch of hypocrites...

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    the real travesty everyone is ignoring

    by Kraven Morehead

    is that on a show that's suppose to be full of stars you have the daughter of an ex-vp candidate spoken in the same breath as David Hasselhoff. That's Michael Knight people! Something is wrong here. David should just look at her and speak into his watch that "this is bullshit." He should then follow said activity by eating a burger off the dance floor.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 10:07 p.m. CST

    skimn

    by zacdilone

    Take Debate 101 and then get back to me. Have you ever studied comparative language and sentence structure before? And yeah, Todd really meant to call the kid a "mistake." He was referring to her unprotected sex, which if you listen to the whole interview was the topic du jour. The unprotected sex was a mistake.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 10:34 p.m. CST

    Once again Herc proves...

    by p0llk4t

    he's by far the biggest troll on AICN. Hate to break it to you Herc...but sex does not mean tube socks, Vaseline and season 2 of Buffy...

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    Sexy and Locke - Wow!!

    by leo54304

    Sarah Palin will be by shortly to spread some ol' fashioned pioneer spirit to both of you shortly. Right 1/2 term?<br> <br> You betcha!! Wink, Wink

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 10:51 p.m. CST

    Problem with Sarah Palin having sex....

    by leo54304

    is she quits halfway thru.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 10:55 p.m. CST

    Wow...

    by REDD

    You have this but no Burn Notice talkback?

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 11:16 p.m. CST

    I'd like to subpoena Palin if you know what I mean

    by RPLocke

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 2:22 a.m. CST

    Wrong, Herc

    by thebearovingian

    YOU, Herc, if you choose, can stop getting in the way of YOUR OWN kids' access to sex education and birth control. But you don't want it that way. You want it to be an opposite 'only' that you approve of.<p>Yeah, some of you guys are spot on. "Yeah, uh, gangbanger who got in trouble with the law/drugs/some bad stuff/maybe went to jail, who the fuck are you to go talk to kids about the negative consequences of your actions and taking responsibility." You can't stand Sarah Palin and her beliefs, so you can't stand her daughter. OK, I get it. I'm just tired of the shit by everybody on every side. Let's aim higher for fuck's sake.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 2:26 a.m. CST

    thank you god!

    by cecil1

    i love the USA. home of the free and stupid

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 2:41 a.m. CST

    Yes, call us stupid, but at least we don't think Dr. Who

    by RPLocke

    is good.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 5:05 a.m. CST

    Here's proof that sex-ed works!

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    They didn't teach sex-ed in the 50s. They did in the late 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s. Teen pregnancies have really dropped. Proof positive that not teaching "abstinence-only" works, right, Herc? Right? No teen pregs, right, Herc? Right?<p>P.S. I hope your son knocks up three bitches before he's outta high school. Fingers crossed!

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 5:06 a.m. CST

    RPLocke

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    No, you just think Iron Man II is "dropping like a rock." You seriously may be the stupidest person I know. And I work with kid's with Down's Syndrome.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 5:08 a.m. CST

    I love how burning Korans is terrible

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    But burning the flag is "free speech." You America hating fucks should just shoot yourselves in the heads forthwith. Or move. Whatever floats your boat.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 5:50 a.m. CST

    Although to be honest, Herc

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    I was taught all the current shit in high school and I produced no offspring until years after graduation. However, my wife and I have a friend, a few years younger than us, who knocked up three chicks in Texas before he was out of high school. Taught the same stuff as me, by the way. Maybe it's in the parenting, not the sex-ed.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 7:02 a.m. CST

    Sarah Palin is immoral

    by PTSDPete

    So is her entire progeny.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 7:03 a.m. CST

    Onion-skinned Chickenhawks LOL

    by PTSDPete

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 7:57 a.m. CST

    In other words, Bicycle Sharer, you're saying Bristol....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...had poor parenting...and Sarah Palin is a bad parent. Check and mate.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 8:22 a.m. CST

    Bicycle Sharer: Teen pregnancies were on a downward path

    by Chewtoy

    Teen pregnancies were on a downward path every year starting in the 90's (the decade where conservatives were aghast that we would just *give* teens condoms if they asked for them). The first rise in the teen birth rate since occurred in 2006, following years of the Bush administration's focus on abstinence only programs. Source: http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2010-01-26-1Ateenpregnancy26_ST_N.htm (you'll probably have to remove some spaces to get the link to work, since this site always butchers links.)

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 8:39 a.m. CST

    JAYEMEL - THAT IS A FAIR STATEMENT

    by BringingSexyBack

    But let's not for a moment believe Sarah Palin wrote that herself. She would've never gotten past 4th grade in my school. Jeez.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 9:02 a.m. CST

    The Facts

    by k88dad

    1. Teens have sex 2. Encouraging abstinence does not work 3. Birth control works 4. You have to be taught how to use birth control properly (unless you're a "natural") 5. Most teens are NOT naturals Teen pregnancies and all abortions are fewer in number when a Democrat is President. You do the math.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 9:29 a.m. CST

    My Prediction for the future

    by InActionMan

    Kardashians introduce Bristol to point guard for LA Lakers. <P> Point Guard knocks up Bristol in 2.5 seconds. <P> Sarah spirits Bristol off to Mexico for abortion. Press finds out. Game Over Palin. <P> OR <P> Sarah secretly tape recorded saying "Nigger Baby" and Game Over Palin.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 9:44 a.m. CST

    why is she a "star"?

    by slickerynodes

    doesn't Palin go out of her way to say she and her family are not "celebrities"? oh wait, they're huge hypocrites. almost forgot.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 2:09 p.m. CST

    The Bicycle Sharer

    by RPLocke

    Wow, a post where you're not whining about the end of Lost. It was only nominated for 13 Emmy's, you lousy shit.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 3:06 p.m. CST

    RPLocke

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Wow, RPLocke, a post where you're not a raging moron predicting the "dropping like a rock" of Iron Man II! Oh, wait. Guess I got that only half right - you're not predicting the "dropping like a rock" of Iron Man II.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST

    Chewtoy - thanks

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Will check the link out this afternoon.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Jehovahs, that's what I said

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Also said I tonsil checked your mom last night with my cock. She's a-okay! And a real trooper, too. That thing she does with her tongue on my balls when I deep throat her is amazing. I call it "Knight-to-Queen's Esophagus."

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 3:29 p.m. CST

    anchorite

    by DocPazuzu

    The idiots burning the Koran are exercising their free speech as much as the morons burning American flags. What, conservatives can protest the burning of flags but liberals can't protest the burning of Korans? <p> Try again. Try harder.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 4:22 p.m. CST

    The Bicycle Sharer

    by RPLocke

    Where did I say Iron Man 2 was dropping like a rock. The fucker was doing better overseas than here.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Dancing with the "Stars".

    by Audio_of_Being

    I think ABC is at a point where it can stop lying to itself and just call the show: "Dancing with a couple former stars but mostly people who will be Family Guy jokes in 3 years."<P>Maybe we'll get marketing to tweak the title a bit.....

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 7:23 p.m. CST

    Bristol "Abstinence Advocate" sucks cock bigtime!!!

    by JonChambers

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    BRISTOL'S A HYPOCRITE & A VAGINA FART ALL-IN-ONE!!!!!!

    by JonChambers

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST

    BITCH NEEDS TO TAKE IT UP THE SHITTER

    by Klytus_I.m_Bored

    Can't get pregnant from taking it up the ol' dirt road. Unless some of the jizz oozes into her cunny. Think about it.

  • Aug. 28, 2010, 10:38 p.m. CST

    I've exposed The Bicycle Sharer for the retard that he is

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    Like a dumb animal, when cornered, he attacks...in the most idiotic manner; mama jokes. Last resort of the true idiot. Bicycle Sharer pollutes every talkback that is remotely political with his useless opinions, but I have demonstrated, it is pointless engaging him, because he doesn't have two functioning brain cells to rub together and muster anything remotely intelligent to say. He is a mentally handicapped Sarah Palin supporter with an IQ lower than her retarded son Trig.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 3:37 a.m. CST

    You can't really critique humor.

    by Jayemel

    When you go for the easy "Palin is dumb" and "retarded baby" jokes.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 7:59 a.m. CST

    Jayemel, you need to stop mentioning that you're a libertarian

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    I know, you think it makes you cool and different, like your hero Joss Whedon, but it just exemplifies how douchey you are, because you wear it on your sleeve like a hipster douchebag.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 9:48 a.m. CST

    "The idiots burning the Koran are exercising ...

    by jim

    "... their free speech as much as the morons burning American flags."<p>However, burning the Koran can also be seen as a form of censorship, one of the very things the 1st Amendment was created to protect against (not to mention the whole freedom of religion clauses). But hey, I guess for them it's easier to use "Free Speech" as a justification for their actions by choosing to ignore everything else that contradicts that justification.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Big Jim

    by writtenonce

    and burning the american flag is a form of censorship as the first amendment protect all forms of speech, which includes symbols, art, etc.

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 6:05 p.m. CST

    DWTS has NEVER been about real stars!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Just reality stars, forgotten celebs, and wash-up athletes!

  • Aug. 29, 2010, 10:36 p.m. CST

    Moral Mental Midgetry of Our Dear Libtards

    by BannthisUcommies

    Just stunning! The most grievous sin appears to be hypocrisy. No not raping a child like the genius Polanski or spending every day running the country into a fucking hole while lying about it like the Dear Leader Barry is doing. No shit like that is cool cause the commies that ruin, er think they run this site are cool with the struggle. Nope hypocrisy that's the real evil in this world. God forbid some girl who fucked an obvious retard and learned a very valuable lesson about NOT fucking should want to tell other people to NOT fuck morons. I can see where this would put you lefties in a bind, you'd never get laid again, no matter how metro-sexual you became. This is a post about a crappy show, with crappy "stars" slapped up by the faux-republican Herc. Would anyone give a shit about the post or the show if it didn't have a Palin? 99% of you demonrats wouldn't have posted if she wasn't on the cast. ABC is not stupid. Oh and after the shellacking this fall, get ready for 12. Reservations for Canada anyone? -Thou shalt not steal, even if you have a majority vote in Congress (for now)

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 11:49 a.m. CST

    For the congregation planning to burn the koran

    by leo54304

    I understand they're doing it for 2reasons I believe:<br> <br> 1) Remember 9/11<br> 2) Show the muslim world they dont want them to impose their brand of justice system on us<br> <br> If this group wants to remember 9/11 I think they're more constructive ways to do it. I won't list them as they have been done in the past memorails.<br> As for muslims imposing their justice system on us, where has there been any attempt to do so? Sounds like another one of those things that get started on the web and picks us steam.

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 11:56 a.m. CST

    On my bucket list: Be Bill Clintons wingman

    by leo54304

    when Hillarys out of the country. Bet he doesn't even need viagra (Unlike a certain conservative blowhard).

  • Aug. 30, 2010, 5:43 p.m. CST

    I Find Levi Johnston Fucking Hilarious.

    by BigTuna

    He's being such an arrogant, pain-in-the-as to Sarah Palin. It's fantastic

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