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Hey folks, Ambush Bug here. Before we get started with the reviews, I wanted to share one preview that didn’t make it into this week’s Monday AICN COMICS PREVIEWS column, but is still worth checking out. From the makers of SUPER REAL comes ZOMBIE TRAMP VOL.1, which looks to take two of my favorite things -- the undead and loose women -- and toss them all into one book. The book is by Dan Mendoza and clocks in at 122 pgs. You can still order ZOMBIE TRAMP Vol.1 via Diamond Previews Order #AUG10 1130 (ISBN-978-0-9802498-3-5). Check out a 5 page preview below by clicking on the cover.
And now, on with the reviews!



Writer: Brian K. Vaughan Artist: Tony Harris Publisher: Wildstorm/DC Comics Reviewed by Humphrey Lee

Yes, I know, we already did a bit of an EX MACHINA blowout for this finale late last week with a BKV interview and the whole works. But I’m going to talk about it again, dammit, because I’ve gone through great lengths to profess my love of this book over the years and I feel I should send it off somehow. When you write a column earlier in the year discussing the “Ten Best Comics of the Decade” – which this definitely was – some extra coverage is probably a solid idea when one of your books on that list comes to its sad end.
The major reason for my overwhelming love for this book is the same one that made this final issue a very admirable: the book was never afraid to take a chance and Mitchell Hundred, as a fictional entity, is one of the very finest we have seen in the medium. In my going on two decades of comic book reading, I do not think I have seen a character grow as much as Mitchell since I finished my first (of many) read-throughs of STARMAN and Jack Knight’s adventures in those pages. Watching the man evolve from a would-be hero to a political force, with all the flashback devices used to show his childhood and the almost idealistic geek he was at heart really made him as fleshed out a character as you get in comics. And, even then, and a reason why this finale overall succeeded more than stumbled – endings are hard after all – is because even in the final moments we realize we may not know as much about the former Great Machine as we think we do.
The topical nature of this book is obviously the other reason it stood out. The very first cliffhanger shown is just as haunting today as it was over half a decade ago. I do not think I’ve ever seen a comic work as politically as this, which is honestly probably a good thing given the temerity of the subject matter, and tackle the social issues it did. In fact, if there was ever a flaw with this comic at times, it is that occasional it did feel topical for the sake of being topical. I’m not going to spoil any moments in this book, but the way the relationship with Mitchell and Bradbury plays out at the end feels like a victim to this, and the final shot, which may or may not be hailed as “infamous” at this point (I haven’t paid any attention to feedback on this book around the Internet yet) may be the same, but I have my own theories about that. Thing about all this was, pretty much all the political discourse in this title was just that; discourse, something I think we’ve lost sight of and is the way things should be handled when you proceed to put your bits out in the open on a project like this. Every point had a counterpoint, every idea led to a new line of thinking. It fleshed out the characters left and right and inundated the pages of this book with enough “real worldness” to make it feel right at home with the live action political dramas. And, again, it made Mitchell Hundred as real as you get with a fictional being: a character with motivations and thoughts and beliefs and goals. Imagine that.
As far as finales go, this was much more on the good side than the not. As I stated before, I do think there were a couple reaches on how some events played out, the Bradbury one the most notable, but the last panel might be one as well. As someone who follows politics way too much though – as someone whose only idol growing up was Hunter S. Thompson, it’s kind of a curse – I can see how that scenario probably played out and it makes sense that Mitchell would be the right-hand man to that particular real world player. But, even at the end, this book kept showing us new characteristics and natures of a lead that already had highly developed ones, but that’s how life works right? We continue to live and grow and at times we do drastic things despite how prepared we think we are. If the conviction is there, that is, and Mitchell Hundred was definitely a man of conviction, despite his occasional questioning of it. And so am I. EX MACHINA is one of the greatest comics ever written and I stand by that. Kudos to all involved and I pray their next projects (or project together maybe?) are even half as deep as this book was. The industry, hell, all media, needs more works as thoughtful as this. Cheers…
Humphrey Lee has been an avid comic book reader going on fifteen years now and a contributor to Ain't It Cool comics for quite a few as well. In fact, reading comics is about all he does in his free time and where all the money from his day job wages goes to - funding his comic book habit so he can talk about them to you, our loyal readers (lucky you). He's a bit of a social networking whore, so you can find him all over the Interwebs on sites like Twitter, The MySpaces, Facebook and a Blogger Account where he also mostly talks about comics with his free time because he hasn't the slightest semblance of a life. Sad but true, and he gladly encourages you to add, read, and comment as you will.

Looking for more on EX MACHINA? Check out this Brian K. Vaughan interview & EX MACINA #50 review by Optimous Douche!

HULK #24

Writer: Jeph Loeb Pencils: Ed McGuinness Publisher: Marvel Comics Reviewer: JNCNDAC

“The Strongest One There Is” Were to begin, were to begin?
Ah yes, I remember for all you simple Sams…
Story: eh. Art: ok. Over all arc of this Red Hulk Shebang: The jury is still out.
If that isn’t good enough for ya, then keep reading on, True Believers.
This is a terribly tough nut to crack. There is good. There is bad. And there is UGLY. There is also something intriguing & and some things not so much.
So let’s start with the good. I love the fact that Banner Hulk is the personality we seem to be getting. We have never truly explored the Hulk in this manner before, if indeed that is what we are getting. The Hulk with Banner’s personality intact could be interesting.
More Good: The way Jeph Loeb chose to tell the story laying out just how similar Banner & Ross really are. I really loved the way Bruce interacted with Steve Rogers in the end & even though it was somewhat telegraphed and a tad clichéd, having Banner & Ross end up in the completely opposite positions was cool and somewhat ironic. But c’mon, does the Marvel U really need two Hulks? Evidently sales indicate they/we do. So before we get to the Bad, a little more good. If you haven’t read the book jump to the next paragraph. **** SPOILER AHEAD **** The comments in Mr. Loeb’s little last page ramble indicating Big Red joining the Avengers does have some possibilities.
The Bad: The whole She-Hulk declaration & slap down of Ms. Red was contrived & just sucked. I mean c’mon; she is supposed to be this big bad chick and she takes one punch and she’s down? Unnecessary and it took away from what might have been a much nicer wrap up of this story line.
The Ugly: Now we get to the heart of the matter and what I personally don’t believe for a one minute. This story was said to be all laid out 2 years or so ago. Sorry, ain’t buying it. It is like the difference between the X-FILES & BABYLON 5. Chris Carter was clearly making it up as he went along, coming up with cool ideas like black oil etc., but doesn’t know were to go with it all. So the story is intriguing until it comes time to end it and every story has to have an end. So before you know the answers to the riddles, the riddles end up being better than the answers and your left with a lot of “eh? That’s it?” When it’s over. Now compare that to the first 4 years of B5 were things from the first year tie into the last year & it’s obvious the story is thought out and not made up on the fly. It makes for a more satisfying experience. Character arcs actually go somewhere & mean something. I mean, aside from a device to bring Betty back, what is the point of the Red She Hulk? What is the point of Rick being this new Abomination? And finally there’s Big Red himself. He is not another manifestation of Banner’s personality. They decide to make his identity a mystery and then they choose to make it Ross because it is the obvious choice. I don’t know. It just doesn’t seem that well thought out.
BUT it was clearly a big seller so you run with it. It feels like the parts that worked were Greg Pak’s & the parts that don’t were Jeph Loeb’s. And what’s with the PH, Jeph? Who spells their name that way? Anyway, I really want to like this character but I am just not feeling it. It was more interesting when I didn’t have the answers.

And now for a second opinion on HULK #24

HULK #24

Writer: Jeph Loeb Art: Ed McGuinness Publisher: Marvel Comics Reviewer: Ambush Bug

Say what you will about Loeb’s ULTIMATE U work (which I have stayed away from), but I am finding that the broad stroke, punch-em in the face, all out action approach that’s been exuding from the HULK books (Loeb’s HULK in particular) has been, for the most part, a fun ride. The recent WORLD WAR HULK took a gaggle of Hulks, tossed them in a sandbox and had them beat on each other for the last year. WORLD WAR HULK wasn’t the most intelligent read of the year, basically an excuse to get a lot of heroes and villains together for a slug fest, but I’m not snobby enough to say that I didn’t enjoy reading it. At some base level, I found it refreshing to see these heroes and villains hitting each other over and over.
The entre story arc has been leading to a pair of confrontations: Hulk vs. his son Skaar and Hulk vs. Rulk. Not surprisingly, Greg Pak knocked the confrontation with his son out of the park with INCREDIBLE HULK #611, filling each thunderous blow with character and filling the entire issue with a compelling story that really highlighted the difference between Banner and the other characters who have been running around all Gamma irradiated these days. Pak’s final pages as Banner comes to grips with his abusive past with his own father and how history was repeating itself with his own son was both touching and thrilling at once. I read INCDREDIBLE HULK #611 twice and will probably read it again and I have to say I felt goose bumps when Hulk sonic claps a mound of sand in the way of innocents while his son was in full rage. It was a moment that you don’t get with all of this inner angst going on these days where the Hulk did a truly heroic thing. A fantastic issue.
This week’s follow up and final segment of WORLD WAR HULK is under Jeff Loeb’s pen. While Pak’s final installment was soulful and oozing with character, Loeb falls back on what this comic has done best since issue one—Hulk hitting stuff. Though much simpler in concept, two men with vastly differing views on life slug it out after a long history of conflict, the story is somewhat powerful on a much less intellectual level. If anything, Loeb’s writing gets in the way in this issue as Loeb offers up a new trend that I can’t wait to see go away—the multiple caption citing the thoughts of multiple characters. Here, both Banner and Ross (who by now, if you don’t know is Rulk, then you probably won’t care if I spoil it here) narrate their feelings about one another here. But we know all of this. Anyone reading this issue knows the two are at odds. The comic reads more like word masturbation than anything else. Had this just been two Hulks punching each other without all of the captions littering the panel, I think it would have read much smoother. As it is, the captions seem redundant and don’t really add anything more to the story than reiterating feelings that have been pretty well mapped out by now.
The saving grace of this issue was the last few pages as a new status quo is established for the Hulk. **** HERE THERE BE SPOILERS **** Banner in charge of Hulk’s body, working with Steve Rogers, and running a Gamma Base in Death Valley. Rulk in chains in an underground bunker to be let loose with the Avengers and put on a leash held by Steve Rogers, the only man Rulk would respect and listen to. These are interesting ideas--ones that will keep me invested for the next year to see how things unfold. I’m sure the new status quo was a result of Pak and Loeb working together, but Loeb does a good job of establishing it here, so I have to give the guy credit. **** END SPOILERS****
By now you know what Ed McGuinness’ art style is and how you feel about it. Sure his people are puffy, much like Bart Sears, but if any book deserves to be drawn with disproportional characters, it’s Hulk’s. McGuinness delivers a fantastic slug fest here with some truly dynamic panels; again, I preferred Pelletier’s slugfest in INCREDIBLE HULK #611 since the fight resonated deeper on the emotional scale, but as far a Mighty Marvel slug fests go, McGuinness delivered a good one.
In the end, WORLD WAR HULK was a bit overblown (we really didn’t need those HULKED OUT HEROES books), not that intellectual (despite the fact that the supposed smartest heroes and villains were cast into it, most of the sci fi or brainy stuff was done off panel), and there’s like, what, 10 Hulks bounding around of varying colors and sexes (?), but this is a HULK comic, fer cryin’ out loud. It ended with two behemoths beating the crap out of each other and set up for some interesting potential stories to come, so it was what it was and this issue wasn’t a bad way to end the arc.
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Written by Mark L. Miller Art by Manoel Magalhães Published by Bluewater Comics Reviewed by Stones Throw

Comics by an acquaintance always pose a thorny problem for the online critic. Pen a glowing review and you endanger an invaluable and carefully-constructed reputation for those journalistic virtues of honesty, integrity, and, prized above all others, @$$hole-ishness. Call it a steamin’ pile o’dog crap and you endanger a friendship and risk exclusion from the @$$hole Clubhouse.
My dilemma is even more profound, since the writer of this particular pamphlet is AICN Comics editor Mark L. Miller, AKA Ambush Bug (and not Scot and self-promoter Mark Millar). Even if I opt for journalistic integrity and force myself to identify flaws, how do I know Bug won’t just snip ‘em out and make my review an unqualified endorsement of a superstar writer in the making, rivalling Alan Moore if not Stan Lee himself in his way with words? How do I know he isn’t doing it right now?
Happily, I can report in my own words that the comic in question, VINCENT PRICE PRESENTS #21, falls somewhere between the two hypothetical extremes. It’s good, but not great, without being ghastly. You’ll find this WITCHFINDER generally recommended.
That’s a pun on WITCHFINDER GENERAL, the 1968 film by Michael Reeves, which starred Vincent Price as the eponymous Witchfinder. Continuing VINCENT PRICE PRESENTS’s premise of adapting the actor’s flicks, #20 is in fact a prequel to the movie, showing how Price’s Matthew Hopkins generally came to find witches.
Bug does a good job with a script that has a twist in the tale. Though it seems obvious in retrospect, when I first read it the turn for the worse made me laugh out loud at how hilariously black it was and the dramatic sleight of hand that let it creep up on me.
I was also impressed with the art by Manoel Magalhães, who communicated well the important qualities of the two main characters: Bethany, sensible and capable but under her surface still innocent and impressionable; and the young Matthew Hopkins, a daydreamer whose distance from the world around him quickly becomes lethal. There was one panel where the two are dancing in a clearing in the woods which Magalhães drew in a wide, proscenium view that nicely suggested Matthew Hopkins’ imagination that it’s a ballroom, showing the momentary connection between the two characters but also emphasizing their distance.
While the ending was a nice twist which also portrayed the injustice and senselessness of witch hunts, the idea that Matthew Hopkins’ murderousness was caused only by spurned love seems too trite. A few minutes’ searching on the internet found this cool article about Hopkins by the historian Malcolm Gaskill, in which he argues that the witch-hunting of 1640s England is inseparable from the Civil War and the religious Puritanism of the time. Almost one in ten men died in the fighting between the Royalists and Parliament which lasted throughout the decade. Rebellion against the monarchy was often religiously motivated – Puritan, Protestant resentment of the extravagant, Catholic tendencies of Charles I – and prominent republicans like Oliver Cromwell and John Milton believed the Second Coming of Christ was just around the corner. Matthew Hopkins himself was the son of a Puritan minister, which seems a more probable explanation for his enthusiasm for witch-hunting and belief in Satan’s presence in the world.
Admittedly, the original film isn’t exactly a history text book. But lines like “entire villages being left in ruin” by the witchfinders and panels that show rotting bodies hanging from trees, Ku Klux Klan-style, seem like a misrepresentation of the truth. Gaskill writes that witchfinders like Hopkins worked within and exploited the wartime disruption of the justice system: at one trial, “the judge was not a professional but a Puritan soldier, the Earl of Warwick.” Plus, he points out:
It took a lot of people to hang a witch: witnesses, constables, search-women, midwives, magistrates, gaolers, clerks, judges, jurors, sheriffs, executioners, gravediggers and so on. Witchfinders gave people confidence to act, and they lent their expertise, but little more than that. In some ways, too, Hopkins the bogeyman deserves to be seen as a man of his time, rather like the fanatics of the New Model Army, the iconoclasts who stripped parish churches of their ‘superstitious’ decorations, and the regicides who signed the King’s death warrant. However misguided and intransigent, such men were inspired by the purification of society and the belief that they were living in the “last days” of man.
The best comic book portrait of a tyrant motivated by purity is probably Neil Gaiman’s depiction of Robespierre and the Terror of the French Revolution in SANDMAN. My ideal WITCHFINDER GENERAL comic would be something like that: a story of fear, suspicion, stupid judges and innocent women being put to death with a fanatic intent on purification at its centre. VINCENT PRICE PRESENTS #21 isn’t quite that comic, but it is an effective and well-produced horror story.


Writer: Christos Gage Art: Mike McKone & Andrew Hennessy Publisher: Marvel Comics Reviewer: BottleImp

The format that writer Christos Gage has set up for the beginning of this series—each issue focusing on a different member of this "new class" of Avengers and giving their back stories one person at a time—has both positive and negative aspects. On the plus side, by letting each young hero/potential villain narrate the circumstances of how they gained their powers, Gage is giving the readers the gift of instant familiarity with each character. The previous issues have given us insights into Veil (transforms into different gases, is unsure of herself and has a crush on instructor Vance Astrovik) and Finesse (can instantly acquire new skills just by observing them in action, is borderline sociopathic) and now we get to see what makes Hazmat, the human toxic waste dump, tick. Since most of these characters have some element of tragedy in their past in addition to the shared experience of having their powers manipulated by Norman Osborn, this method of giving the reader all the sordid details right up front helps to create that empathic bond between reader and character that is so important for a successful story. After all, if you don’t care about the characters, chances are that you won’t care what happens to them… it’s like what happened for the first half-dozen issues of IRREDEEMABLE, before Mark Waid gave us enough information about his characters to make them anything more than two-dimensional cutouts. So getting to know these young possible Avengers right away is definitely a plus.
On the minus side, the issue-by-issue shift from character to character means that there hasn't been much time devoted to the construction of a concrete plot. Instead, these first issues have been more situation than storyline; we see pieces of stories that never quite gel into a whole. This issue does end with a cliffhanger as the students confront Osborn in his prison cell, so I’m hoping that as this plot thread continues in next month’s issue, the shift to a new character’s perspective will work within this setup rather than branching off into yet another unresolved plotline.
Another negative—well, not so much a negative, it’s more like less of a positive, if you get what I mean—is Mike McKone’s artwork. I’m not bashing it; I actually like his drawing style. But there’s something missing in his pages, some sense of vitality that’s missing even in his action shots. Maybe it’s that his lines are just a little too clean, so that the figures look frozen in space rather than caught in a moment of motion. And I’ve mentioned it before, but once again I’m left wishing that his facial expressions were pushed a little further to show more emotion. There are so many shots of talking heads in this comic, it remind me of the 1980s Keith Giffen JUSTICE LEAGUE; I just wish that McKone had that series’ artist Kevin Maguire’s ability to draw those little curled lips, crinkled eyes, or flaring nostrils that added so much life to his faces.
Once again I know I'm nitpicking here, because that’s what the Imp does best. Believe me, if I didn’t really enjoy this series I wouldn’t still be spending my money on it. Gage and McKone have a good strong start and a lot of potential built up in these first three issues, and I'm sure that things will really get cooking once all the introductions are out of the way. All in all, AVENGERS ACADEMY is a fresh and fun read. And hey, any mainstream superhero team book that finds a Norse demigoddess running a seminar on self-gratification for the team's female members is okay by me.
When released from his Bottle, the Imp takes the form of Stephen Andrade, an artist/illustrator/pirate monkey painter from the Northeast. You can see some of his artwork here. He’s given up comics more times than he can remember. But every time he thinks he's out, they pull him back in.


Writer: Stuart C. Paul Artist: Christian Duce Publisher: DC WildStorm Reviewer: Lyzard

Ancient Romans and vampires? Has someone been watching FOREVER KNIGHT? Whether or not the creators at WildStorm have been viewing the 3rd series of the cult Canadian hit, they have come upon an interesting amalgamation.
IDES OF BLOOD is revisionist history, a “what if…” tale of the blood, sweat, and tears that led to the fall of the first great Caesar. In the comic’s world, Julius Caesar conquered “the Transylvanian kingdom of Dacia” and, in traditional Roman fashion, turned its people into slaves. The thing is--they weren’t people per se, but vampires. But now a series of murders, attributed to the Pluto’s Kiss Killer, has taken down many members of the Roman aristocracy, creeping ever closer to Caesar himself. Valens, a former slave turned sentry, at the request of the emperor investigates the serial killings. But can he do so successfully before the infamous Ides of March?
The first issue is very bulky, introducing the setting, characters, tone, style, etc. It is a lot to take in for a reader. If one is not familiar with ancient Rome, a few of the references will not be picked up. Even the secondary title “Sic Semper Tyrannis”, which thanks to four years of Latin I know means “thus always to tyrants” will be lost on those unfamiliar with the dead language. Speaking of language, that is the densest part of the comic. If writer Stuart C. Paul was basing the story off Shakespeare’s JULIUS CAESAR, then I could see a reason for the heavy-handed dialogue. The wordings are full of allusions, similes, and metaphors pertaining to ancient Roman mythology and culture. Though Paul attempts to keep all of his references to the times, there are some anachronistic mentionings. As commented upon earlier, many of the timely citations will be lost on non-Classic scholars. But their tone is clear, aided by Christian Duce’s artwork.
Just like NANCY IN HELL, there are plenty of reds within the comic. Of course, what else would you expect from a book entitled IDES OF BLOOD. Due to the main character being a vampire, the book takes place mainly at night. This darkness becomes a problem, as details in the faces become unclear. Many of the characters begin to look alike. Sure, there is tons of blood, but nothing too graphic. Heads are severed, but this is nothing as grotesque as seen in a SAW film.
I’m a bit mixed on whether or not I enjoyed issue one of IDES OF BLOOD. The subject matter is right up my alley, but I’m not sure I find it believable that the Romans would overwhelm vampires. Besides their weakness to sunlight, I have yet to see any other Achilles’ heels for them. In fact, they have many strengths (which you will just have to read the comic to find out about) that make them much stronger fighters than a well-trained Roman soldier. Getting over this minute fact, I found the complexity of the story intriguing. There are no clear good guys and bad guys, just grayness instead of black and white. There is nothing incredibly new to the artwork or layout, but one doesn’t expect to see a grand slam every time they go to the park. What makes the comic stand out is its take on the story of the assassination of Julius Caesar. It’s original and there just isn’t a lot of that in the creative arts these days.


Writer: Garth Ennis Art: John McCrea & Keith Burns Publisher: Dynamite Entertainment Reviewer: Optimous Douche

HIGHLAND LADDIE was so misplaced, mistimed and such a general misfire that its mere existence makes me weep like baby Jesus every time you touch yourself.
Please keep in mind two things as you read this review: I do not hate Garth Ennis or his work, and if a guy with my life experience found 90% of the dialogue indecipherable, the rest of the American comic community should be screaming for their money back. I have had way more international exposure in life than the average American. I feast on a steady diet of BBC America and, thanks to my upbringing and my day job, I have had many dealings in life with inhabitants of those wee islands from which America spawned. I usually love comics that come from creators who live across the pond. Also, I truly love THE BOYS, HIGHLAND LADDIES’ sire title, and the protagonist, Wee Hughie, is my favorite character in comics today. This is my caveat to say that none of the vitriol I’m about to spew comes from hate…no this is a rant born of confusion and the agonizing question of “why did we need this book?”
Let’s first discuss misplaced…as in HIGHLAND LADDIE was misplaced on American comic book shelves. Look, I understand Europe’s perpetual frustration with the good old USA being ground zero for comic inception. I’m sure you are confused when we call it a truck instead of a lorry or when smoking a fag is something that can’t be done in public. I get it and all I can say is, “that’s just sort of how the world is…sorry!” But I’ll even go so far as to say there will probably be some Europeans that are just as lost as I was while reading HIGHLAND LADDIE. Scottish colloquialisms abound in this book. These intersperses of this unique dialect are easy to gloss over in THE BOYS, because only one character uses them. In HIGHLAND LADDIE everyone talks like Hughie and it really is an exercise in frustration since all people do in this book is talk. Wee Hughie, his parents, his childhood friends…I truly felt like I needed Garret Morris in the bottom of each panel screaming in “American” what these people were trying to get across. Hey, I’m all for broadening my horizons, but at a certain point this “origin” story moves into a foreign language piece. Origin must go in quotes because we already know Hughie’s superhero genesis. Unlike the origin arc for the rest of THE BOYS, this mini-series focuses on the people and places that made the man Hughie, not the hero.
Now we get to mistimed. In a universe where there are only two books, yes, I expect…no, make that demand. a little conti-fucking-nuity. Wee Hughie is leaving for his childhood home and taking a break from the madness that is THE BOYS. Understandable that the wee bloke needs a break, but the question is, WHY FUCKING NOW??????? With the reveals in the last few issues of THE BOYS, plot threads that have been dangling for years are now finally being tied together. I am excited and thrilled these days to read each issue after quite a few months of “this is going where exactly?” Well apparently it’s going towards vacation, and I guess Wee Hughie’s girlfriend who was just outed as a superhero and Homelander’s plans for world domination are now on hold until Hughie’s return. I know mealy-mouthed little fanboy nits like this are something that creators vehemently hate, but fuck you guys for hating. You have created a universe we cherish, so please forgive us lowly fans for expecting some sense of cohesion and sense of place in the grand timeline. I mean Jesus, a dialogue bubble simply stating “a few months ago” would have more than sufficed.
Now on to the misfire, and yes I cheated on this one to simply give me a catch-all complaint category. As I said earlier, Hughie has returned to his homeland of Scotland to get back to his roots and spend some quality time with maw and paw, plus his two childhood buddies. Up until the last page, that’s the entire book, folks. We often complain in hyperbole that a book has no action. This time it’s not a hyperbole folks, unless you consider walking as action. The last page shows a clandestine figure in a limo planning something nefarious for his Hughie, and through association, his childhood chums. But even the bad guys are just sitting…and talking.
Speaking of Hughie’s childhood buddies, you can’t understand a fucking word they say either. Gasmask and Tranny (they have real names I’m sure, but I couldn’t figure it out and I don’t really care) are uhhh…pretty much a guy in a gasmask and a transvestite. Gasmask wears his namesake because he is so smelly…clever huh? Plus at one point when they are in the pub he drinks out of it. Are you laughing yet? My college roommate was the McGyver of bong making; he could fashion any two items together to make the perfect smoking device. One time we acquired a gasmask to use in our dirty deeds. We tried to drink with it on as well. Unless you have the mouth of a blowup fuck doll, and the sucking power of a porn star, it ain’t going to happen. So I’m going to call Hughie’s chums fails on both humor and physics.
This book was just a tragedy, which is a shame because in theory I should have loved this title. I love Wee Hughie and have thirsted to see more of him since the beginning of THE BOYS. Also McCrea and Burns did amazing work on the art, but the best art in the world could not keep this train wreck on the rails. So...if you want to learn more about Scotland and the dreary existence of day-to-day provincial life therein, this book is right up your alley. If you want to read good Garth Ennis, pass on HIGHLAND LADDIE and go read THE BOYS.
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Writer: Joe Quesada Art: Paolo Manuel Rivera & Joe Quesada Publisher: Marvel Comics Reviewer: Henry Higgins is My Homeboy

At this point, I think you could accurately define me as a "masochist".
I hate this story. It's a very simple sentence that covers a whole range of emotions, all pertaining to my feelings for this issue. The writing, the art...okay, I will say this. The art has been improving, but it's still very hit and miss.
Writing (1/5): It's The plot, the characters, the writing, all of it. And the worst part? Every character in this book is fucking thick. Every one. The doctor goes up to Peter and tells him that it was "love" that saved his aunt from the fatal bullet wound. Love….and...that's it. He doesn't feel like contacting anyone or trying to figure out a logical explanation for this turn of events, just "Love saved her life." The mystic arts of Doctor Strange, the healing golden boy from the X-Men, all of Iron Man’s tech, none of that could save her, only "love" and he doesn't feel like questioning it. Then there's Aunt Anna, who is a target for attack because of her relation to Spider-Man. She rightfully calls up MJ and says "I heard something", before just assuming it was a cat. Yes, your best friend is in the hospital from a murder attempt and you are definitely a target for super villains. Go ahead, assume it's a cat. MJ decides to NOT wake up her superhero husband to deal with this and go it alone. And then we meet the villain of this story, one of Kingpin’s guys, the one attacking Aunt Anna. The one who is wearing a wrestling mask. Yes, balaclavas are the usual means to hide one’s face, because they're black, nondescript, and blend into the night easier. This fucker decided to hell with that, bright primary colors are the way to go. Or how about his stealthy means of yelling he's going to cut off her head and show it to Spider-Man while shooting at her…in the middle of the goddamn road! I know New York is bad at times, but is there no one alarmed by this? MJ, for what it's worth, doesn't do the basic damsel in distress maneuver (she manages to get a few hits in here and there), before masked man catches up to her, and at point blank range, shoots...and misses. Are you fucking serious? He's literally standing over her, pulls the trigger, empty shell goes flying, then Spider-Man finally catches up and kicks him. Maybe it's supposed to mean Peter caught up just in time to get him before he could aim, but the way the book lays it out, the crook fires, misses, and gets kicked. Spidey rips off the mask to reveal OH FUCK ME it's the fucking crook from the first part! Are you fucking serious!?! Forget Green Goblin and Doctor Octopus, Spider-Man's true nemesis is Portly Crook #3! He's a pathetic villain, and one who seems to be more dangerous!
Warning, rant about plot holes to follow…
Presumably, Doctor Strange, Iron Man, and Mr. Fantastic are going to erase the world’s memories of Peter Parker being Spider-Man. So, saving an old woman's life by fixing a bullet wound is disruptive to the natural order of things. But mind-raping the entire fucking planet because Peter Parker was a dumbass? That's perfectly acceptable. And if this ability is available, why hasn't it been used before? It's being built up as something the three have to work together to accomplish, but it's definitely a possible maneuver. Why didn't this conversation happen when Daredevil’s identity was revealed? "Aunt May had a death scare! Can't let Peter's world be turned upside down, we must erase the world’s memory! What's that? Since Daredevil’s identity was revealed, he's had a wife driven mad, friends almost killed, and been jailed? “Eh, never much liked him. Fuck him." And why is Aunt May not allowed to remember who Spider-Man is? She's proven a valuable asset to Peter since she found out, and she can still be helpful as all hell. I was unaware that a bullet wound erases characterization.
And the big one, the one that's been bothering me, the one I brought up last issue. I didn't explain is as well as I should of, so here goes again. Okay, Aunt May gets shot by a sniper, because she's Spider-Man’s aunt. Then everyone’s memories are erased, and no one knows who Peter is. That doesn't change the fact that someone on Kingpin’s payroll shot Aunt May with a sniper rifle. How do you explain that? If we're going by the whole "no one can save her" angle, then she would still have a sniper wound. But no one remembers why she was shot. Isn't anyone going to be wondering that? No one gets mugged with a sniper rifle. Aren't the doctors going to wonder what happened? Or at the very least, Kingpin? "One of my guys tried to assassinate an old bird from Queens. I should look into that." At the very least, Kingpin now has the means to figure out who Spider-Man is. Or, the past was changed and Kingpin's man never took the shot because no one knows who Spider-Man is. But that means there would never have to be a deal with Mephisto, and a paradox sets in.
And by the by, it WAS Mephisto who did the original memory wipe. Mary Jane comments about how just because their marriage is gone, Aunt May can be shot at again. Mephisto responds, and I quote,
"Have you thought for a second to ask yourselves why? Why I chose you two out of all people? It's because yours is the rarest love of all. Pure, unconditional and made holy in the eyes of he who I hate most. A love like yours comes about but once in a millennia and to take that away from deny a victory like none other imaginable. So if that's all it takes, consider his identity forgotten." BONG!
It was Mephisto, it was. That just means “One More Day” and this don't connect on that issue.
Rant over.
The plot is covered in holes, most of the characters are idiots, it's just not well written. At all.
Art (2/5): Strangely enough, the art has been improving steadily over the story. Quesada only has two pages of art in here, and they're like the past ones, i.e. not good. The worst part is Quesada has done good art in the past, but these pages don't work. Rivera however has been doing better over time. Various big spread scenes like Peter carrying MJ to safety work, and Spider-Man's few action moments are done well. But the faces are still incredibly weird, and most of the quiet moments don't translate as they should. It's a very average go on the art. And I can't get over the wrestling mask or how an out of shape former henchman is doing all this shit.
Best Moment: MJ kicking the crook in the bollocks. That amuses me.
Worst Moment: Everything that has to do with the crook apart from that. Goddamn it I hate this character.
Overall (1/5): only saved barely by the art - Don't pay attention to the words, and the art is decent. But the writing for this issue is terrible. At least it's almost done.


Written by: Erik Jensen Art by: Shepherd Hendrix Published by: Viking Warrior Press Reviewed by: superhero

A couple of weeks ago I reviewed a graphic novel called FLUORESCENT BLACK which was a vision of the future where the pharmaceutical and bio research industry had gone mad. This time around I’ve read a book called THE RECONCILERS…which happens to be about a future where the space mining industry has gone awry. Seems like our giant corporate overlords are the big baddies in a lot of the sci-fi fiction I’m reading, and listening to the news these days who can blame the artistic community for feeling like corporations are the perfect villains to set up against their protagonists? Sometimes, seeing what’s being done out there to the little guy, it seems like the world set up in books like THE RECONCILERS isn’t too far off.
In the 22nd century there are no nations anymore, no individual religions, and there is only one power: Sokor Industries. It seems that years ago there was a giant corporate war with all of the great companies vying for control over, well, whatever they could get their hands on. In the end it was Maximillian Sokor who rose above the ashes of the carnage and propped his company up as the new great power on Earth and its space colonies. As part of his peacekeeping efforts he set up a system where any company who could not resolve their differences through litigation could do so with a team of Reconcilers, or futuristic gladiators. Basically, if one company had a gripe with another there would be trial by combat. Each company has its own team of warriors and they fight each other until one team slaughters the other. So instead of all out military engagements the peace is kept by having small clashes which are televised to the masses as entertainment.
The story behind THE RECONCILERS is what happens when Sokor Industries attempts to jump the claim of a smaller mining outfit and the owners of that outfit don’t like it one bit. I’ll say right now that I loved this book. The setting is believable, the characters are fantastic, and there’s a real tension that’s built up throughout the book as the small mining outfit and its rag-tag team of combatants head to their inevitable slaughter. THE RECONCILERS is well conceived and extremely well plotted and kept me interested the whole way through. Although I did have a bit of a problem with the climax of the book, the read as a whole was extremely satisfying. Writer Erik Jensen does a great job of setting up his world, creating believable characters, and then forming a story around them that’s as compelling as anything I’ve read recently.
Artist Shepherd Hendrix brings a workman type style and feel to the book. There’s nothing really flashy about his style and I appreciate that. What he lacks in panache he makes up for with straightforward storytelling ability, which is something that can be lacking in today’s comic books. His style reminded me most of the late Dick Giordano, and when I say that I say it as a real compliment. While this type of comic art may not jump off the page at you it gets the job done and does it old school. It’s about getting the story on the page and Hendrix gets it on the page well. If you’re a fan of the old Valiant comic book art style be sure to pick up THE RECONCILERS because that’s what the art in the book reminded me of: an art style that told the story and didn’t get wrapped up in itself. Discovered as a babe in an abandoned comic book storage box and bitten by a radioactive comic fan when he was a teenager, superhero is actually not-so mild mannered sometime designer & cartoonist, Kristian Horn of Los Angeles, California. He's been an @$$hole for three years. Some of his work can be seen at and check out his blog at


Writer: Ed “He’s the Best” Brubaker Artist: Mike “Do you Dig me ?” Deodato Jr. Publisher: Mighty Make Mine Marvel Reviewer: Just another jerk JNCNDAC

Secret Histories Part 4 of 4 Ok kids, its time for another Stan the Man Lee channeled cavort of comic kudos. I’m telling ya kids & I kid thee not, as sure as Steve Rogers would make one heck of a Human Rocket this boy Brubaker continues to show why he is one of the most astute of Avenging Authors and if the conclusion of this first epic is not enough evidence then you need an all expenses paid week in the Negative Zone! Brubaker knows how to write a Fantastic 4 (pun intended) color comic!
When I read stories such as this, I can’t help but hearken back to what The House of Ideas was once: Comics of the Most Captivating Kind! Not only do you get Steve Rogers been his most dedicated--the hero of integrity & incorruptibleness. Not only do you get Ant Man being the unsung hero. Not only do you get wit & wisdom & wackiness, you get captivating continuity. That’s right Marvelites, I am talking with just one word balloon Awesome Edward B. positions this story within the time frame work of the latest Cosmic Collision that is THE THANOS IMPERATIVE.
I could cultivate continuous verbose verbiage of vintage voracity until you hate me more than usual, but boys & girls THIS is yet again the wonderful reason you and I love this fascinating format when it is done correctly. This book spills out so unflinchingly fast that when you’re done you can’t believe it went by so quick. Powerful pacing, wonderfully written, dynamically drawn AND I love that tried and true & lately ignored comic book storytelling devise of beginning the next mystery as soon as the first has been concluded.
My oh my, Stan would be proud, Kirby would Crackle & Big John Buscema would blush! This boy can weave a wondrous web, I’ll spoil yea not….So go buy the book and read it already!
PS It was really good, I liked it.


Creators: Anthony Coffey & Jesse Labbe Publisher: Archaia Reviewer: Ambush Bug

I have to be honest, when I first heard of BERONA'S WAR at the San Diego Comic Con, I wasn't really interested in it. As much as I love indies, it's often hard for me to dive into a new universe while still invested in mainstream comics as well. There's only so much information this bald brain-pan of mine can contain and I wasn't about to download the real name of the Fixer or the names of the original members of the Inferior Five for new information about a whole new universe. I'll bet there are a lot of you out there who feel the same way. It takes a brave and bold person to step outside of the mainstream and immerse yourself in a whole new universe with new rules, new characters, new everything. Problem is, as I sat an interviewed Anthony Coffey and Jesse Labbe at this year's San Diego Comic Con and they explained the concept behind their collaboration that came to be BERONA'S WAR, I found that the more I heard about it, the more fascinating it became.
BERONA'S WAR is a story birthed out of that creative competition one has with a friend. I found out from the interview that Coffey and Labbe went to art school together and were said to have similar artistic styles. When I was a kid, I had a best friend who I was always in competition with. If he got a good grade in school, I had to as well. If he got a new toy, I had to rush right out and get the same. We were the best of friends, but it was a friendship built around competition. If he drew something, I had to try my best to draw it better. It was that friendship that pushed me to try to be the best and that friendly competition that usually brought out the best, not the worst, in the both of us. I don't want to assume that is how the creators of this book's relationship is, but it sure seems that way. BERONA'S WAR is a story of two different races of furry animal things, advanced enough to know how to create weapons and have feelings like humans, but not so far advanced that they haven't figured out that war doesn't really solve anything.
I have so much to say about this book that I doubt I'll get to it all in this review, but it's safe to say that BERONA'S WAR FIELD GUIDE is a richly textured, well thought out, and fascinatingly addictive read. The Croponians and the Ele-Alta are two races, one side thinkers/schemers and the other stronger soldier types. The book tells the story of how the two races went to war over a fertile and rocky ground in the middle of the island of Berona called Amity. It is for this stretch of land that the two races decide to utterly annihilate each other. It is a story that reflects many real world events, but stays its distance from being overly preachy or taking one side or the other.
The most interesting aspect of this book to me is the aforementioned artistic collaboration between Coffey and Labbe. Each artist draws and creates one side of this war and they explained that their process involves a sentiment of one-upmanship. If the Croponians have a group of snipers, the Ele-Alta have aerial attack squads. If the Ele-Alta develop tunnel digging technology, the Croponians develop bunker buster weaponry. Not only does this artistic competition make for some interesting reading, but it also is a beautiful and scary representation of how real war is. In the past, wartime has been the birthplace of much of today's technology. They say "necessity is the mother of invention" and there is no greater necessity than the fight for one's life. This book documents the development of the struggle between the two armies, but also documents the development of training and more importantly the weaponry that ultimately is the cause of the downfall of both races.
That's right. According to this field guide, it doesn't look like there is a real winner or loser in this battle, a powerful statement in itself. But the real magic comes from the structure of this book. Sure it may real like your run of the mill MARVEL UNIVERSE style factoid book, but if you read the book from start to finish, you realize that as the entries continue, not only is there a story here talking about the development of these events, fractions of armies, and weapons, but that this may very well be the only account left talking about this struggle since it looks as if the two furry races wiped themselves out.
I guarantee you won't read anything like BERONA'S FIELD GUIDE this year. Imagine if the Ewoks were cool and had a down and dirty battle involving all sorts of military warfare and complicated weapons and machinery made of sticks and stones. That's what BERONA'S WAR is. Both Coffey and Labbe's styles are gorgeous and stylized. They are the architects of this world not too unlike our own and have every nuance seemingly mapped out. More BERONA'S WAR books are on the way being told in a more traditional style of story. I'll definitely be searching for future installments of this amazing battle that not only exemplifies the competitive creative spirit amongst all artists, but the tragic tendencies of humanity. There's a lot to be learned and be inspired by in this tale of battling beasties. BERONA'S WAR is poetically poignant, gorgeously drawn, meticulously factual, and thoroughly entertaining and proof that original concepts are alive and well if you are brave enough to venture outside of the mainstream.


Writer: Brian Michael Bendis Art: Stuart Immonen Publisher: Marvel Comics Reviewer: Henry Higgins is My Homeboy

Yay! Someone else loves Iron Fist! I can't hear that enough in life!
Bendis may be a very polarizing writer, mostly for his dialogue and preference towards pet characters. But you can't really fault him for it, because his best work comes with a certain set of characters. And Bendis has crafted a team of just those characters. This book won't convert any Bendis haters, but it's still an enjoyable read.
Writing (4/5): The series carries the traditional Bendis tropes, which are actually quite enjoyable here. The snark, the action, the tone - It's a team tailor-made to Bendis, and he utilizes it well. I maintain that Bendis writes the best Spider-Man right now, and is one of the better writers the character has ever had. He gets some nice focus, as does one of my favorite B-Level heroes of Marvel, Iron Fist. After being sucked into another dimension, Iron Fist survived what should have knocked him into ash. He then tells off the power that brought him there. That's utterly fantastic, and Bendis sells Iron Fist's character. And of course, Jessica Jones and Victoria Hand are brilliant playing off each other and creating some nice chemistry. It'll be interesting to see where they go together.
This, to my knowledge, is Bendis's real first go at Thing, and I'm not quite sold on it yet. He does a serviceable version of him, but it feels very paint by the numbers Thing. He doesn't steal away attention like the others. And the threat to the world (sky’s opening up, demons are pouring out) does seem old by this point. It's a very traditional story arc, and has been done a lot in the last couple of years. But the originator of the event is an interesting twist. A major player in the Doctor Strange’s mythos is the cause of it all, but I don't know if it really works. It'll be fun seeing it progress.
Art (4/5): A huge fan of Immonen's past work on ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN, I'm quite happy with what he does here. The shots are bright and colorful without seeming gaudy. The facial reactions (particularly on Victoria Hand) are fantastic and memorable. There are a few inconsistencies (some wide shots don't work perfectly), but nothing major enough to detract from the whole.
Best Moment: The Ghostbusters conversation got a laugh out of me, as did Iron Fist's disappointment in the "afterlife".
Worst Moment: The Thing feels a little flat. I also reserve the right to change this to the big bads revelation in the future.
Overall 4/5: While the core Avengers are lagging a bit, this series continues to improve. A great book, especially if you like Bendis.


Written by: Alan Martin Art by: Rufus Dayglo Published by: Titan Books Reviewed by: superhero

In all honesty, you could just take my review for the first issue of TANK GIRL: SKIDMARKS (which you can read by clicking here) and cut and paste it right on this page. Everything I said in that review pretty much goes for the trade paperback of this newest TANK GIRL collection. It’s still a crazed riff on the old Saturday morning cartoon “Wacky Races”. It still is a terrific tribute to the glory days of TANK GIRL. It’s still entertaining as all get out. All in all it’s still a great little series and a funny and fantastic romp which made me smile pretty much all the way through. It’s degenerate comics at its finest and I have to say that I’m very happy with how this new, and yet still familiar, TANK GIRL series has developed. It’s fun in all the right places.
One thing I’d like to say, however, that may be different than my original review is that, as far as I’m concerned, Rufus Dayglo is the Tank Girl artist of the future. I think when I initially read the first issue of this series I was just coming off of having read the re-releases of all the old classic TANK GIRL stories so I was having a hard time distancing myself from my love of Jaime Hewlett’s art. I couldn’t fully immerse myself in Dayglo’s artistic talents. Well, after reading this book, I have to say that now I’ll have a hard time enjoying another TANK GIRL story unless Rufus Dayglo is the one illustrating it. Dayglo is a fantastic cartoonist. He’s just the right combo of Harvey Kurtzman meets Hanna Barbera on acid. As I kept going through the book I just grew to
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  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:17 a.m. CST

    Iron Fist

    by th3480

    Absolutely loved the Brubaker/Fraction/Aja run a few years back. Marvel needs to give I.F. his own book!

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:18 a.m. CST

    Holy Crap!

    by th3480


  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:18 a.m. CST


    by SonOfChiba

    Has been a lot of fun lately - as you say, very reminiscent of Giffen and DeMatteis' classic JLI run. Good stuff. And yeah, the whole red Hulk thing has BLOWN.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:44 a.m. CST


    by Joenathan

    seemed a bit... rushed this week, huh?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:53 a.m. CST


    by Prof

    ...I think you're missing the broader implications of time travel that Giffen is attempting here. If you had read Benford's TIMESCAPE or perhaps perused Davies HOW TO BUILD A TIME MACHINE, then maybe you.... :) Just kidding! Nice, succinct, and literate review. Good show.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:01 a.m. CST

    Even "Simple Sams"

    by The Garbage Man

    ...know the difference between "were" and "where" and "your" and "you're." <br>"Professional" reviewers might do well to learn those differences.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Looking forward to Red Hulks future

    by leo54304

    Makes me think of the days of the original Avengers when Hulk was part of the team and the friction he caused. Can't wait to see him on an avengers team.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:07 a.m. CST

    fuck rulk

    by spidercoz

    stupidest idea marvel has let run in years<p>Jephphphphphph Loeb - "Hey I got an idea...let's make EVERYONE the Hulk!"<p>Joey (Cheese) Quesada - Brilliant! I love it! It'll be the best thing since Brand New Day!"

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:09 a.m. CST

    Some might have problem with Red Hulk

    by leo54304

    I don't. In the decades I've read Hulk, never did Banner and Ross get to share interaction. Now its so interesting to watch these two characters who have so much history and animosity toward each other interact.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:09 a.m. CST

    Zombie brothels make so much sense...

    by boogel

    They would totally happen. It's a perfect way to turn lemons into fetid lemonade. Look at all the pieces. 1) An unlimited selection of undead ass to choose from. 2)Workers who are more than willing to moan all night. 3)Never having to share the cut with the girls. Sure there will be expenses. Hiring wranglers who can safely herd and secure the ZT&A until their teeth can be pulled. That is unavoidable. And your stock will only last so long before they become unserviceable. Part of that can be worked around by implementing a sliding scale relative to the freshness of the stock. If you only have a buck then you're getting month old Millie. How this didn't get addressed in World War Z I don't know.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:12 a.m. CST

    There's gotta be better comics out there...

    by Righteous Brother

    my pull list is down to about three at the moment, and they're all hanging by a thread.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:13 a.m. CST

    Would like to see A-Bomb on Steves team

    by leo54304

    Steve and Rick just seem to click as characters. Plus I'd think Rick and the new Ant Man would hit it off.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:15 a.m. CST

    Cinderella, agent of Fabletown isn't bad

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:18 a.m. CST

    RE: Zombie Brothels...

    by Rendell

    I think I just threw up in my mouth. I know I can get a bit twitchy if I haven't had some for a while but there are limits!

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:20 a.m. CST

    Where indeed does the mustache go?

    by Laserhead

    How can something so obvious get ignored? Green Hulk can grow facial hair. Red Hulk keeps the rest of his hair, so why not... agh. Stupid for me to care.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:20 a.m. CST


    by nico_laos

    Wow, man. Just wow.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:22 a.m. CST

    "WHere to begin, WHere to begin..."

    by BurnHollywood

    Well, with good proofreading, I suppose...

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:42 a.m. CST

    NEW AVENGERS = 3.99 = Me thumbing through it instore

    by George Newman

    I really like the book. I've loved Immonen's Art since SHOCK ROCKETS. I First noticed his style change towards the cartoony with Ult Fantastic Four and Nextwave. He then began to tighten back up for Ult Spider-man, and now with New Avengers I think his work is absolutely awesome. But I'm not going to spend 4 dollars each issue. 3 dollars hurts already. 4 dollars is for an event book. Marvel's just taking advantage of everybody's favorite characters. So for now i'm just going to read the book in the store, return it to the shelf and leave it for Mr. MoneyBags to purchase.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:42 a.m. CST

    I remember a Doctor Fate Mini-Series

    by cookylamoo

    Where after a savage demon invasion Fate protects his identity by erasing everyone's memory. Great, except for all the people who found their loved ones torn to pieces and had no idea how it happened.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:45 a.m. CST

    I usually let that shit go...

    by Joenathan

    but this week it was out of control. I mean,I'm not talking about review style preference here (although compare the Secret Avengers review to the New Avengers review as an illustration: One is well down, one is fucking terrible.) No, I'm talking about basic editorial. Sure, this place is always pretty casual, but this week's very basic mistakes actually interfered with just reading some of the reviews. What happened?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:46 a.m. CST

    Similar to Red Hulk's missing mustache...

    by rev_skarekroe

    ...did they explain what happened to Wolverine's adamantium when he got Hulked out recently?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:46 a.m. CST

    cookylamoo... Ha

    by Joenathan

    "Honey, what do you want for din... OH MY GOD!"

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:47 a.m. CST


    by Joenathan

    "One is well down"<br><br>Ahem...<br><br>Alrighty then... That should be: "One is well DONE... God damn...

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:53 a.m. CST

    agreed, 3.99 is bullshit

    by spidercoz

    and what do we get for that? maybe 15-16 pages of actual content and 10 more pages of ads? real nice. what, they going to be pushing $8 in another 10 years? with half as much comic and twice as much advertisement.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11 a.m. CST

    No Spider,

    by Joenathan

    because pamphlet comics will be dead by then and it will all be trade and electronic.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:08 a.m. CST


    by maxwell's hammer

    Wolverine didn't get hulked out. If everybody ignores a pointless mini-series, then it never existed. And that's only if there was a mini-series, which there wasn't.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST


    by hamjam

    Is this guy someone's mentally challenged brother or something? I can see no other reason why he still manages to make it into this column other than pity and/or nepotism. That Secret Avengers review was completely fucking useless. I know that Steve Rogers is in it. I know that Ant Man is in it. I know it takes place during the events of Thanos Imperative. I know he thought it was good enough to devote the entire review to wolfing down gallons of Brubaker's man-juice. I don't know why it's supposed to be good other than some vague gibberish about Ed Brubaker being a good writer. Was the art good? Was there even any art in it at all? What happens in this book? It could be a porno comic starring Steve Rogers and Ant Man, with a single panel explaining where it fits in the timeline. I would have no fucking clue, because JNCNDAC may just as well have turned in an ASCII art picture of a thumbs-up. Actually, I think I'd rather have had the thumbs-up.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:23 a.m. CST

    you're probably right, joe

    by spidercoz

    that makes me a sad panda

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Link to my original Tank Girl review...

    by superhero

    Link didn't make it into the article...if anyone cares.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Me too, Spider

    by Joenathan

    Me too

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Ex Machina: I kinda figured

    by gooseud

    since no one in the TBs ever reads that book, that it would get ignored, but it was one of the best finales ever. When someone asks me if a comic has ever elicited a true, "put down the book and collect myself for a sec", emotional response from me, I can think of 4 occasions: Mister Hyde torturing Cap, Tulip getting shot in Preacher, one particular page of issue #48 of Walking Dead (which for a good 5 minutes or so had me convinced to drop my favorite book from my pull list on the spot), and issue #50 of Ex Machina. The dream sequence featured more true horror and disturbing ideas/images then 1000 issues of Crossed, with its assortment of redshirts getting the "shock tactic of the week", ever could. It was truly a stunning issue, and shows that NO ONE writes a finale like BKV. I would also say that no one writes truly 3-dimensional characters that you really care about like BKV, but Ennis absolutely can, when he sets aside the dick jokes.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:34 a.m. CST

    Vampire fatigue

    by gooseud

    I'm kind of wondering if I would have liked that Caesar vampire book more if I wasnt kind of vamped out already. I'm going to guess yes. I'll stick with Fevre Dream and American Vampire (in the top 3 of best books on the shelf) for my vampire fix, I think. The book was fine, but man was it dense with dialogue.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Secret Avengers

    by gooseud

    I like it, but damn could Brubaker stand to loosen up a bit. His books (and this is coming from a huge fan)are always so.......chilly. He has the sense of humor of a brick. I practically need gloves to read them. Someone (I vote for Millar) should take Brubaker out and get him bombed (like Draper took out Lane in Mad Men recently) and bring him back, set him in front of the computer, and be like "There ya go, buddy! Have at it!!". The resulting book would be amongst the most awesome ever.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    Highland Laddie

    by gooseud

    It was bad. However, there was no reason to think it wouldnt be, since all the origin stories in The Boys were meh at best. The is "Bad Ennis", where the gimmicks and gas mask jokes start coming out.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:42 a.m. CST

    I knoe Goose

    by optimous_douche

    But I figured since it was Hughie it might be redeemable.<p> Plus I didn't hate the origin stories.<p> I'll go so far as to say The Female's was pretty good. MM=so-so. But Frenchie, yes Frenchie's was a big ass baguette of suck.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:45 a.m. CST

    He needs a "slumpbuster" goose

    by leo54304

    Baseball players believe that by having sex with an unattractive female, they can end their slump. Therfore a slump buster is the unattractive female that they have sex with, in hopes of busting their slump. Manny Ramirez told Pedro Martinez that the reason why he's been hitting so many homeruns lately, is because he hooked up with a lot of slump busters when he was in a slump. In Brubakers case to get some humor.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:45 a.m. CST

    What Amazes me on Highland Though

    by optimous_douche

    Is I am the only one that called it out for the shit I believe it is. CBR, iFanboy all the rest lapped this shit up.<p> I can only imagine that they get comps. Because anyone that actually pays for this should hate the book and themselves.<p> I have been searing my testicles in shame as penance for buying it.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:48 a.m. CST

    Mad Men Goose

    by optimous_douche

    What do you think of the Sally bullshit. I have been having a fight on FaceBook about this all day.<p> Personally I think Betsy, the brats and Oldie McOld Nutsack need to get cancelled and they should keep everything in NYC.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:50 a.m. CST

    Gasmask and Tranny

    by Joenathan

    That's Ennis's trick: a crazy, dick-joke detail in lieu of an actual personality and 3-D character...

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    Goose is so right

    by Joenathan

    Bru is one stiff motherfucker, maybe a colaboration between him and Millar?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:53 a.m. CST


    by Joenathan

    I actually liked the Sally stuff this week, but you're right, fucking Betty has gone insane and her story just drags shit down in what has otherwise been a great season so far. I was watching it last night saying the same thing: They need to cut her storyline out completely.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    Joe Quesada's Mother should have told him

    by cookylamoo

    The wound will never heal if you keep picking at the scab.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, noon CST

    Ah, the writing of Marvel's Chief Creative Officer...

    by Chewtoy

    Yes, in patterning Marvel Studios after Pixar, they decided they needed one creative voice overseeing all projects, movies, television, whatever, and of course they went with the equivalent of Pixar's CCO John Lasseter by picking... Joe Quesada? Seriously? The guy has always been a terrible writer, and completely clueless when it comes to the big picture, greenlighting disastrous directions for characters in order to cash in on the quick bursts of shock. If you like his artwork, I suppose that's one thing, but the major talent he seems to bring to the Marvel offices are a fat Rolodex full of drinking buddies and a liver that keeps him mingling. And yet, he's going to have a hand in shaping and writing all of Marvel's film and video projects.<br><br>Yay.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:04 p.m. CST


    by Joenathan

    Hasn't Joe Q been in charge for like... over a decade now? Why are you still bitching about his taking of the job as if it were brand new? I mean, that particular boat has kinda sailed, dude. Maybe it's time to find a new ride, you know?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:06 p.m. CST


    by Lyzard

    I'm partly vamped out. Last week I did the Archie Vampire issue and because it didn't bring anything new to the mythology I wasn't too into it. Ides of Blood doesn't bring anything new either, but it does take some of the older characteristics of vamps, such as their ability to transform into animals. Remember new is not always good, think Twilight *shudder*

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:11 p.m. CST

    Right On Joen Mad Men

    by optimous_douche

    Plus January Jones is a wretched actress -- I weep at thought of her playing Emma Frost in the new X-Men movie.<p> She has two expressions -- pissed and cute pissed.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Wasn't Quesada

    by optimous_douche

    Editor-in-chief before and not a Chief Creative Officer, or whatever bullshit title they came up with so it didn't look as though they were copying least I thought that shit didn't start until DC pulled a similar move. Or was it Marvel first?<p> You know what fuck titles, I deal with enough org charts at work. I read comics to escape for God's sake....

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:28 p.m. CST


    by Joenathan

    She told Sally she'd cut off her fingers... I realize she din't actually mean it, but that's insane. I can't figure out what's going on with the character. Pissed at Don is one thing, but shit...

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:37 p.m. CST

    Rulk is Ross?

    by ME_M

    Wonder if the editors were watching "Patriot Act" from the old JLU animated series.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:44 p.m. CST

    Quesada was Editor In Chief of the publishing branch...

    by Chewtoy

    ...He wasn't allowed anywhere near any aspect of the business besides the comics and animation. Earlier this summer, that changed and he was named the Chief Creative Officer of all of Marvel, and it was specifically stated that he would personally oversee all of the film and television projects including "actively participating in all story and script development for Marvel's films and animation". <br><br>So yes, Joenathan, it's new as of the beginning of June. And the company has tasked one of their worst storytellers with story and script development of all of their future film endeavors.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:50 p.m. CST

    One More Day/Brand New Day

    by SteadyUP

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 1 p.m. CST

    blah, blah, blah

    by Joenathan

    They must be going off his sales record, imagine... business men using money to measure success and ability...

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Increasing sales is a good measure for managers...

    by Chewtoy

    Where as actually successfully creating something is usually a better measure for being put in charge of creating things. <br><br>If you'd actually like to test your theory on sales by looking over the contributions of the publishing arm vs. the income generated by the rest of the company, from film to licensing, all of that information is readily available in the company's quarterly stock updates... but, you know... blah, blah, blah.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 1:53 p.m. CST


    by Joenathan


  • Aug. 25, 2010, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Douche hates "Higland Laddie."

    by Subtitles_Off

    Douche, unless I'm mistaken, is enthusiastic about the direction of "Batman" these days. <P>That's two strikes.<P>Douche and I would have a helluva time if we ever went out to have beers and yell at each other about stupid shit.<P>

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST

    Love the mustache riff.

    by Subtitles_Off

    That's hilarious.<P>Loeb's been writing, essentially, the same "who could it be?" mystery since "The Long Halloween." He hasn't yet been able to pull it off satisfactorily, in mine unhumble.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Long Halloween

    by Joenathan

    I'm convinced that turned out so bad because Wizard magazine guessed the mystery and he tried to get clever at the last minute

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 2:48 p.m. CST

    by MikeTheSpike

    Jesus, can you get over Spider-Man yet? Whatever you think of One More Day, the actual tale being told the past few weeks in the comic isn't nearly as awful as what's being described here; one might guess there's a bit of baggage clouding the review.<p> Further, Aunt May still got shot by a sniper because... people still remember who Spider-Man is at this point in the flashback. I'm not exactly sure why that is confusing, since 1) the cliffhanger begins to deal with this, and 2) Peter casually gives his identity away to the guy in the hospital.<p> Finally, if you can't get into the flashback art, something is wrong with you. That is non-negotiable.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    if you dont like Joey Q as editor

    by gooseud

    do what I do: shun the majority of Marvel mainstream books. Problem solved. I mean, who didnt know Avengers wouldnt be god-awful within reading 5 pages of issue #1? Just dont buy em, theres a whole universe of other books out there.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Highland Laddie

    by gooseud

    I dont hate it. It just isnt good. Boring and with all of Ennis's goofy Scottish affectations.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 2:54 p.m. CST

    ROFL Aunt May

    by gooseud

    Are people still talking about Aunt May? LOL seriously? I havent read Spider Man in years, but I cant possibly imagine still debating freaking Aunt May as a story point. Aunt May is 90 friggin years old, and has been for 50 years. I mean, seriously?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 3:01 p.m. CST

    Bru style only works for some

    by gooseud

    Hes no different then Bendis (Joe just fell out of his chair). His humorless, stiff, "just the facts ma'am" style works brilliantly for his creator-owned stuff (Incognito, for example) or Captain America, who is a bit of a stiff himself as a character. However, I like Secret Avengers, its a good book. However, there is something missing, its a little chilly for my taste. It was the same way with his X-Men run with Vulcan and the Starjammers. Its good, but I re-read it recently and was thinking "This is very competent, but Abnett and Lanning would have made this just jump off the page". Bru is a great PLOTTER, but sometimes I'd just like to see a little personality in his characters.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 3:08 p.m. CST

    Were to begin...

    by The Penultimate Gunslinger

    Were, oh were, oh were...

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 3:33 p.m. CST

    In Hulk #24.

    by cookylamoo

    Ross and Banner manage to atomize the US Treasury Department, thereby ending the recession.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Chris Carter did that?

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    Can't you come up with a more recent show that took that concept and inflated it to Godzilla-like proportions. A show with plane crash survivors? Set on a weird island? Produced by hucksters/hacks whose names rhyme with Hideloff and Smooz?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST

    But hey, the Lincoln Memorial is still standing Cooky

    by leo54304

    And that mini nuclear explosion took care of the homeless to boot!!

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST


    by Joenathan

    Actually, I agree with you (Re: Bendis/Bru). They both have specific areas where they work best and perhaps each could benefit from taking a little lesson from the other.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 4:20 p.m. CST


    by gooseud

    or you could just combine them DNA-style into some kind of hybrid super writer who does everything well. And then make his intials B.K.V......that would be cool.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Ah no....

    by Joenathan

    BEcause then the hybrid would have a tendency to get overly weepy and occasionally "too pussy"...

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Is Loeb the Uwe Boll of comics?

    by CrusherBuddyRevell

    Just wondering.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 7:16 p.m. CST

    ROFL ohhhhh Joe

    by gooseud

    If you had read that Ex Machina finale, you would know it was anything but "too weepy", that was one of the darkest things I've read in forever. I wish I could post what the ultimate message of that entire series turned out to be, but I dont want to spoil it for people who havent read it. Its actually funny, Ennis is the guy who is so "hardcore" but Preacher had one of the most sentimental endings ever, while BKV is supposedly a softy and ends Ex Machina with a giant kick in the nuts. Hey, at least neither of them ended their book with the main character sodomizing the reader and laughing at them for even buying the book in the first place, so theres that, I guess.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 8:06 p.m. CST

    "We have never truly explored the Hulk in this manner before"

    by Immortal_Fish

    "We have never truly explored the Hulk in this manner before. The Hulk with Banner’s personality intact could be interesting."<P>Did he just write that? ::reads again:: I guess he hasn't read Hulk for very long, has he?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST

    leo54304, "

    by Immortal_Fish

    "In the decades I've read Hulk, never did Banner and Ross get to share interaction."<P>I guess you haven't read Hulk for very long either. The decades on my planet must be much longer than the ones on yours.<P>Ever hear of a character called Zzzax? That's just _one_ example.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 8:16 p.m. CST


    by tonyd1411

    This guy's reviews are just brutally bad. The typos, poor grammar, and rambling make it look like it was written by a child in grade school. Try to read the Hulk review and then immediately read Bug's review under it and it is like night an day. There is a clear difference between professionalism and complete crap. Who gave this guy the job?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    tom strong and the robots of doom,,

    by sonnyhooper a great name for a band.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:27 p.m. CST

    Should have been more specific, Fish

    by leo54304

    During the war of the Hulks Banner and Ross spent time working together strategizing as well as bringing up their history between them on a level that in the past never happened. Words that had been wanted to said for years now were. Remember, Ross hated Banner for not being in his eyes a man but also because his daughter loved him. His ONE daughter in love with a milksop, could there be any greater pain for a warrior as proud as Ross? In the years Ross hunted Banner/Hulk, the writers of the series never went down this path between the men that happened in this storyline. It may have been touched on in previous issues, like when the Abomination/Rhino attacked Gamma base but quickly things returned to normal with Ross hunting Banner. And thats the point of my prior post. Now its interesting in that Banner runs Gamma base with Ross as the outsider.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:27 p.m. CST

    Jeph Loeb wrote Teen Wolf!

    by Redmantle

    I was home sick the other day and Teen Wolf w/ Michael J. Fox came on and I was amazed to discover that Jeph Loeb wrote it! I love that movie! But damn his comics suck! What happened to the guy? Did he peak in 1985?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:53 p.m. CST

    Hulk #24 Banner proved his superiority over Ross

    by leo54304

    When he defeated Ross in personal combat-a devasting blow to Ross's ego in that a wimp like Banner could best a warrior such as himself. Banner took every shot Ross could throw at him and still won. Next, he explained to Ross his intellectual superiority when he reminded Ross he couldn't go back to being Gen Ross as the nation gave him a heroes funeral. If he came back, it would reveal he was the Red Hulk and he would be considered almost a traitor. Thats when Ross knew Banner set him up when Banner said Ross had to die a public death to throw off the intelligencia. Only consolation for Ross was shown at end of Hulk #24 because he knew he was too valuable an asset not be used by Banner.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:23 p.m. CST

    "We have never explored the Hulk in this manner before"

    by gooseud

    "Except of course, in the 10 years that Peter David wrote him....which is considered far and away the definitive Hulk run ever.......but other then that, clean slate, baby!!"

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:37 p.m. CST

    Spider-Man review

    by maxwell's hammer

    I'm telling you, dude, the two new guys, JNCNCAD and Henry Higgins are in a race for most amateur reviewers ever. It's not a matter of taste. I could understand why people didn't dig The Kid's reviews all those months back, even though I kind of found them rather refreshing.<BR> <BR> Those two guys just can't write, and are under the false impression that they are clever, beloved, and profound in their ramblings. I don't actually read who is reviewing what, except when the review just jumps out for some reason, and every single fragging review by both of those guys jumps out as being poorly considered and worsely written.<BR> <BR> Those guys are the Jeph Loeb, Uwe Boll, Carlos Mencia, and Jay Leno of comic reviews.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:25 p.m. CST


    by Laserhead

    Bendis would only make Bru worse!!! What you want is Dan Slott + Ed Brubaker. Right? Give some 'gravitas' to Slott, and some lightness to Bru. I can't trust a writer who has NO humor in any part of his/her work. They're missing some essential part of life that exists for even the most pessimistic humans.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 5:17 a.m. CST

    Garbage Man

    by hst666

    Just because someone mistakenly substitutes one there, their, or they're for another does not mean they don't know the difference. It means they were lazy or careless, or rely too much on nonexistent editors.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 5:19 a.m. CST


    by hst666

    And prior to PAD's definitive run, Banner was in control of Hulk for almost two years before becoming the completely bestial hulk

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 5:22 a.m. CST


    by hst666

    She is nowhere near as essential a character as Quesada seems to think she is. People are not tied to that character.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 6:14 a.m. CST

    Subtitles_Off- Highland

    by optimous_douche

    I'm all up for debate man, especially a drunken one.<p> No seriously man, if you have pro points on LADDIE I would love to hear them. As I said, I really wanted to like this book -- so please make me.<p> On Batman -- If you're pro Bruce there's no way the current doings will please you as a reader.<p> After thirty years of reading almost the same recycled material -- ya I find this stuff extremely refreshing. Fear not though, the status quo will return.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 6:39 a.m. CST

    Aunt May Should Die!!!

    by optimous_douche

    Seriously Peter is almost 40 -- May is less of a moral compass at this point and more of a busy-body.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 7:32 a.m. CST

    Bill Mantlo run on Hulk should be recognized

    by leo54304

    He wrote the Hulk from the 240s to about 320 back in the early 80s.<br> <br> He first came up with the idea that Banner had been abused as a child, played with the idea of Banner in control of the Hulk for a number of issues, Hulk being recognized by the public as a hero and given a parade in NYC only to lose control and battle just about every hero there in Hulk #300 which lead to Doc Strange banishing the Hulk from earth resulting in the Crossroads of Eternity storyline which ran from about 301-315. Mantlo had the frortune of his run being drawn by Sal Buscema (who put in about 10 years on the book). Some of the ideas and storylines Mantlo created for the Hulk, Peter David wisely followed up on during his run on the book.<br> <br> Mantlo also deserves credit for his work on Micronauts and ROM. Bringing those toys into the marvel universe and making them a fun read. He also created the Dire Wraiths race in the ROM comic which came. The Dire Wraiths were the perfect evil alien race: repulsive, powerful and had a tongue that could suck the brains out of there victims. He also created Cloak and Dagger, did a run on on Alpha Flight and Peter Parker. If you read a comic by by Bill, you'd get your moneys worth was my experience.<br> <br> Unfortunately in the early 90s while rollerblading without a helmet, Bill was a victim of a hit and run and has been in a coma since. The driver fled the scene and hasn't been caught. Bill is married and think he has a daughter. I wish him and family well.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 8:26 a.m. CST

    2 B Fair, We've Only Seen Banner/Hulk B4...

    by Buzz Maverik billion, thirty six times. They all trot that one out one time or another. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Reviewer dude, if you aren't an expert on the character, avoid words like "never". It's okay if YOU haven't seen it but in your review, I recommend you state that it's YOU that haven't, because I have and a lot of these guys have.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 10:56 a.m. CST


    by hst666

    I definitely agree that Mantlo deserves respect for hios work on Rom and Micronauts. I liked both those books quite a bit growing up. And he may come up with great concepts for the Hulk, but PAD's run is still the definitive run.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 11:19 a.m. CST

    Definitely agree with you and others 666 about PAD

    by leo54304

    He is THE definitive Hulk writer. And not just for the 10 years he put in on the book. The ideas, character development, concepts all put him above every other writer on the book. I'm just acknowledging Bill Mantlo's legacy on the book. Personally, I feel lucky that for such a long run the Hulk was such a good comic and thats due in large part to Mantlo and David writing it.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Don't forget David saved the Hulk from cancellation

    by leo54304

    And eventually thanks to his writing and the artists on board starting with MacFarlane then Keown, the Hulk moved from bi-monthly to monthly. The fans responded favorbally to what David was doing and helped save the comic. Much like Miller saved Dardevil.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    Peter David will be writing some episodes of Young Justic

    by leo54304

    Which was a fun series for DC when he wrote it.<br> <br> He also wrote the novel "What Savage Beast". Which was a stand alone novel of Hulk vs Maestro.<br. <br> Would also like to see the Pantheon brought back into the Hulks world. That was an excellent storyline. And not using them is a crime.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 11:54 a.m. CST

    Buzz is right, Banner Hulk is old news.

    by rev_skarekroe

    Though to be fair, they haven't done it the way Banner is currently written, as an intellectual badass. So maybe that's something new.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 12:28 p.m. CST

    Banner has a chip on his shoulder

    by leo54304

    Can you blame him? The Illuminati which was made of "good" guys shot him off into space to get rid of him. He can't trust them. Problem for Banner is, the people who shot him off into space are ones earth needs to keep it safe. Its sort of the enemy of my enemy is my friend problem Banner now faces.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 12:42 p.m. CST

    Yeah Goose

    by Joenathan

    I've always intended to read Ex Machina, so I can't comment on the amount of "pussification" contained within... HOWEVER... I did read Runaways and Y, the Last Man, so...

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST


    by Joenathan

    Dan Slott is Fluffy, not funny. He and Bru wouldn't be able to combine, they'd reject each other. The whole experiment would fail!

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 12:49 p.m. CST

    Aunt May is great...

    by Joenathan

    in Ultimate Spider-man, otherwise known as the best Spider-man book...

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 4:09 p.m. CST

    Iron Fist, etc

    by Homer Sexual

    Totally agree that Bendis writes the hell out of some characters, and truly sucks at others. If he'd just take Thing out of New Avengers and trade him with Spider-Woman from Avengers, Bendis could have a whole team of characters he writes really well, and since I quit buying the putrid Avengers, I could still read about Jessica Drew. <p> I'm glad someone else loves New Avengers like I do (But Thing shouldn't be there, and he's kind of box office poison outside the FF). <p> While I love Avengers Academy, I can see how not everyone would...but McKone's art is so awesome. He's one of my top five artists...but then, I can see how the reviewer called his art static. <p> Still not fully feeling Secret Avengers. Still like it, still buy it, but it doesn't stick with me and if I had less money, I think I'd probably drop it. The parts are greater than the sum, if that makes any sense.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 4:42 p.m. CST

    Hulk Fun! Hulk Make Up Story every month!

    by Homer Sexual

    I have been a fan of Rulk from the get-go, and the most disappointing part is Betty as Red She-Hulk. I agree that neither of the new She-Hulks is that great. <p> It's good, dumb fun. Not like Transformers 2, which was big and dumb but I didn't have any fun watching it.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 4:46 p.m. CST

    Seven Cities Super Sensational

    by Homer Sexual

    I was a humongous fan of Power Man and Iron Fist when Mary Jo Duffy and Kerry Gammill did it back in the day. <p> I never really liked it again until the Seven Cities of Heaven storyline, which is one of the best comic stories of the decade. <p> I am also cutting Shadowlands a lot of slack for the stupidity of the premise (oh no, he killed Bullseye the mass murderer!! He's evill! WTF!!) because it features so many of the awesome cast of characters Heroes for Hire developed.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    To Me, Definitive Hulk Creator, Oddly, Was..

    by Buzz Maverik

    ...Steve Ditko. Ditko had this talent for improving on Kirby's throwaway creations, and I don't think Jack or Stan were that invested in the Hulk. Hulk in the desert. Hulk vs. the army. The Leader. Major Talbot. The classic Hulk vibe was all Steve Ditko.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 7:34 p.m. CST

    Aunt May Dying

    by Buzz Maverik

    I don't know if that Brand New Day thing is still around but it's the only way I can see a semi-intelligent conclusion for it.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 7:37 p.m. CST

    Banner Is Deadlier Than Ross Or Hulk

    by Buzz Maverik

    Weapons of mass destruction, bay-bee. Best Hulk/Banner was in the first PLANETARY story where the physicist worked a quantum equation in his head, the result being something that could survive the Bomb.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 7:55 p.m. CST

    I have the Ditko reprints Buzz

    by leo54304

    And he is overlooked by todays audience (and myself) for his impact on the Hulk and comics even today. <br> As you mentioned the desert setting (especially the night scenes), hunted by the army, Talbot and especially the Leader. That first caper of the Leader was really something. Just great, fun reading for a comic fan. <br> When you look at the collective work of Ditko (Spidey,Hulk,Strange) he really was a unique talent. Whether it was the sci fi,fantasy or urban setting Ditko excelled in. Thanks for reminding me of a legend.

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  • Aug. 27, 2010, 4:42 a.m. CST

    Buzz and Leo

    by hst666

    Re Ditko. I have most of the early Hulk Appearances (actually multiple times) but I would have to go back and look at the Ditko years. However, the pure childlike Hulk is the part that was generally boring. I liked the early Lee and Kirby series and the early Tales to Astonish where the Hulk was much more Hyde (like David's Fixit). I did enjoy the first Leader stories as well.

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 12:45 p.m. CST

    Loose Zombies

    by latchkeystudios

    I love Zombies but there's something about sexy zombie women that really weirds me out. They... well they want to eat you. And not in the good way.