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The Behind the Scenes Pic of the Day made a time machine… out of a Delorean?!?

Published at: Aug. 25, 2010, 2:08 a.m. CST by quint

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with today’s Behind the Scenes pic! Growing up Robert Zemeckis’ Back to the Future films were on constant rotation. My parents loved them, I loved them… hell, everybody loves them. There’s something just right about the first movie, an effortlessly fun film with some brains. How often do we see that? I’m also a big fan of the second and third films as well. Back to the Future Part II is particularly awesome. Who didn’t want a hoverboard when they were kids? I remember having real arguments with friends about whether or not hoverboards existed. I had one dumb-ass buddy that was sure he saw one for sale in a catalog and wouldn’t let it go. And have you seen the WTF hidden craziness from the end of BTTF III? Click here and you'll have your mind blown. What the hell is going on there! The last time I sat down to watch the BTTF Trilogy with a girl we weren’t paying attention to the screen by the second movie if you catch my drift. If those movies can get a guy as ugly as me to second base they truly are works of genius! Case closed, your honor! I miss you live-action Robert Zemeckis! Come back to us! Your movies are magical! Now, I’m not sure if this picture is from the first or second film, but I’m thinking it’s the end of the first movie. Either way it’s a great example of the effects technology of the time at work. Hooray for miniatures! UPDATE: This pic is from the making of Back to the Future II and features ILM's Peter Daulton) Here’s the pic! Enjoy (and click to make bigable)!

If you have a pic you think should be included email me. I’m looking for the iconic, the rare or the just plain cool behind the scenes shots to feature here. We continue the time travel theme with one of cinema’s greatest pals in tomorrow’s Behind the Scenes pic! See ya’ then! -Quint quint@aintitcool.com Follow Me On Twitter



Previous Behind the Scenes pics: - Alien
- Big Trouble In Little China
- Clash of the Titans
- Dr. Strangelove
- Sesame Street
- The Birds
- The Dark Knight
- Batman (1989)
- Batman: The TV Series
- Stephen King’s IT
- Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
- Superman
- The French Connection
- Tron
- The Road Warrior
- Ghostbusters
- King Kong (’33)
- The Empire Strikes Back (Luke with Slate)
- Rebel Without A Cause
- Taxi Driver
- Metropolis
- The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
- Tommy Chong Meets The Blues Brothers
- The Empire Strikes Back (Filming the Crawl)
- John Carpenter’s The Thing
- Jaws
- Die Hard
- Aliens
- Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man
- The Howling
- Revenge of the Creature
- The Empire Strikes Back (Vader & Luke Duel)
- The Godfather
- Rambo III
- Vertigo
- Planet of the Apes
- Pan’s Labyrinth
- Labyrinth
- RoboCop
- The Adventures of Robin Hood
- Marathon Man
- Young Frankenstein
- Viva Las Vegas
- The Empire Strikes Back (Han driving a snow cat)
- Rio Bravo
- Giant


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  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:19 p.m. CST

    libyan bitches leave

    by Six Demon Bag

    lets see if you bastards can do 90!

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    I'd love that scale model...

    by LordPorkington

    Although they have a pretty sweet replica on ThinkGeek.com. I miss this kind of special effects:(

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Memories...

    by WeLiveStill...OrNot

    I was flying on acid the first time I saw BTTF in the theater. The 3-D they have now doesn't come close to what I experienced. ;)

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Great Scott!

    by TheMcflyFarm

    awesome

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:24 p.m. CST

    Nobody...calls me chicken

    by John_McClanes_Vest

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Love BTTF Trilogy

    by BilboRing

    They all rocked. Loved them!

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Perverted Vern is great. Maybe better than Teen Wolf Penis

    by slone13

    Is it weird that Michael J Fox is in two films that have inappropriate hidden "penis scenes"?

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Good Lord, no more Huey Lewis...

    by Billyeveryteen

    Christ, I wish I could kill the soundtrack to an otherwise perfect film.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:28 p.m. CST

    Simple, it looks like the kid needs a potty break

    by kevred

    As multiple people pointed out in the comments, so it's not so mysterious. On first viewing, though, it is odd.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:30 p.m. CST

    hoping it would be an Eric Stoltz pic

    by durhay

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:30 p.m. CST

    This pic, re: creativity

    by kevred

    Great BTS pic. I just finished reading an old interview with jazz pianist Keith Jarrett, who had this to say about creativity: "It is some dark and deep work that has to be done and the lighter and the more technologically convenient our world gets, the less there are going to be people who even know that there's anything like that."<p>While it's true that what we see in this photo is technology, I think we all know there's a difference between this type of technology and our current software-saturated age. This pic shows a technology that's still directly grappling with reality - actual light, actual surfaces, actual movement - and actual object in physical space. Not simulations.<p>These photos are good reminders of what we're going to wake up and realize we've lost in a decade or so. And we'll be dealing with the resulting creative bankruptcy for some time thereafter. Things will be created, but far fewer great things.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:30 p.m. CST

    kev

    by Quint

    Maybe it's that simple. But he throws the camera a look of complete pimpage right after, though. The look on his face isn't "I need to go" it's "Yeah, that's right."

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:34 p.m. CST

    in the immortal words of Keanu Reeves: <p>WHOA!

    by AKA_Gern_Blanston

    Back to the Future blu ray collection: $49.99 <p>Vintage Delorean: $40,000 <p>Flux Capacitor: $250,000 <p>Kid pointing to his dingaling at the end of the BTTF trilogy: PRICELESS!

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Quint's right

    by slone13

    That's not an "I've got to pee" look at all. It's totally an "I'm a devilish little prick" look.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:40 p.m. CST

    First BTTF II love I've heard in ages!

    by belasco_house

    I like it

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:41 p.m. CST

    what's the point?

    by Clockwork Taxi

    Honestly. This is without a doubt the most boring articles on AICN. It's as if Quint is discovering these films for the first time, or reading "1000 films you must see before you die" Honestly. What's the point of this?

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:41 p.m. CST

    First BTTF II love I've heard in ages!

    by belasco_house

    I like it

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:41 p.m. CST

    Practical model effects!! Boy those days are gone

    by skimn

    Read the recent interview in Empire with Spielberg, Cameron and Zemeckis and prepare to be frightened. These big 3 have embraced mocap as the next eventuality in cinema, so don't envision Zemeckis retaining the image of flesh and blood actors on film any time soon. They speculate on filming a Dirty Harry with a 1971 visual version of Clint Eastwood, and so forth. Yes, the technique works for films that need it for special effects like Benjamin Button and Avatar, and the "young" Jeff Bridges has yet to be seen in Tron Legacy, but the fact that it seems Zemeckis has totally embraced it is sad.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:43 p.m. CST

    BTTF 1 is the most enjoyable movie

    by JoeD

    I have ever, and probably will ever, see. Get out of the shower and try not to watch that movie while sitting at the end of your bed. It can't be done. It must be watched.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:45 p.m. CST

    Clockwork Taxi

    by AKA_Gern_Blanston

    The point is that WE'RE ENJOYING THIS COLUMN. If you don't like it, how's about instead of posting a comment just to bitch you just take that namby-pamby ass and leave this TB. Seriously, dude, this is one of the few columns that keeps AICN a daily check for me. Don't fuck with it. <p>(If you want a column to bitch about why it's there, go to any of Herc's articles where 90% of them are cut and pasted from other sites. THOSE you should be saking what's the point. This column? The point is to show film lovers a little background stuff each day.)

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:49 p.m. CST

    JoeD

    by AKA_Gern_Blanston

    As much as I love BTTF1, and as much as it is an enjoyable evergreen film, I personally have to rank the Goonies, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and Beverly Hills Cop above it in the list of most enjoyable movies. But again, that's just my opinion and BTTF1 definitely makes the top 5 (BTTF 2&3, although likeable, wouldn't even crack my top 25, though).

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:52 p.m. CST

    thats heavy Doc..

    by nolan bautista

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:52 p.m. CST

    buttheads..

    by nolan bautista

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:53 p.m. CST

    you disintegrated Einstien!!

    by nolan bautista

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:55 p.m. CST

    you dont want it to be known that..

    by nolan bautista

    ..Clint Eastwood is a big sissy!!

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:55 p.m. CST

    The idea of watching a live action Indiana

    by John_McClanes_Vest

    Jones in 30years played by a young Harrison Ford, or a new James Bond adventure starring Connery in his prime is something that tech can do in the future. Curiousity says bring it on.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:59 p.m. CST

    Could that guy look any more 80s?

    by Planty_McPlant_Plants_His_Plant_At_AICN

    The mullet hairstyle, white shirt and blue denims. My dad used to look like that. Btw I would LOVE to own that miniature Delorean.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 1:59 p.m. CST

    What, no Eric Stoltz picture.

    by RPLocke

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:01 p.m. CST

    Gonna go BACK in tiiiiime... *

    by Tired Eagle

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:06 p.m. CST

    yer mama

    by Dollar Bird

    You have curious opinions on what makes a quality time travel movie. Freejack? I haven't thought of that movie since about half-way through that one time I watched it.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:08 p.m. CST

    I had to kill Doc Brown because he made a mistake...

    by DickJones

    I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BLU RAY!

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:08 p.m. CST

    dead/old actors young again through mo-cap

    by Bouncy X

    whats the point? i dont care if the tech gets to the point the naked eye cant tell the difference, it still wont really be them, especially when they start talking.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Eric Stoltz footage on the bluray?

    by fat_rancor_keeper

    I believe we'll finally see it.......not sure though can anyone confirm?

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    yer mama... fail.

    by LordPorkington

    What a sad attempt to bait a reaction. Is it sunny outside? If so, best go outside and play. And if you cross the road, be sure not to look before you step off the curb.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    The kid gotta pee.

    by onezeroone

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:21 p.m. CST

    "Nobody calls me chicken"= worst add on plot device EVER!

    by jimbojones123

    Not in the first movie AT ALL. It was all for the stoplight with Flea payoff set up when Marty was fired. Stupid and ruined the tone of the last two films quite a bit.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    I just listened to this soundtrack yesterday

    by SithMenace

    and watched the first film last week. One of my all time favs, up there with the original Star Wars trilogy, Indy and Jaws.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:30 p.m. CST

    I knew Michael J. Fox was short but damn,

    by Sailor Rip

    I can't believe he fit in that little car.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:31 p.m. CST

    yer mama

    by dodgethis27

    your a dumbass if you put hot tub time machine above back to the future. What a pile of crap that movie is.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:32 p.m. CST

    Is that Rick Carter?

    by bmcapers

    Production designer of the second and third BTTF films?

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST

    yer mama part 2

    by dodgethis27

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST

    Love love Back to the Future films including II

    by Lovecraftfan

    I've never understood why II never gets more love. Its an incredibly ambitious film with multiple copies of several characters running around, great "future" gags, and some really fine knotty storytelling. I've never heard any good reasoning.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST

    The Time Machine tomorrow?

    by davidwebb

    But yeah, I'm counting the days for the cinema re-release of BTTF.<P> I don't imagine it'll happen anytime soon, but couldn't we have more back-catalogue films enjoying short runs in theatres?<P>

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST

    hot tub time machine >>> BTTF trilogy

    by fat_rancor_keeper

    Sorry but this is an indisputable fact.<P> That's what I'd be saying if I was fucking insane.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    yer mama part 2

    by dodgethis27

    it just occurred to me that you have to be joking after seeing the other movies on your list.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    Best time travel films...

    by Planty_McPlant_Plants_His_Plant_At_AICN

    Number 1 is obviously BTTF, you'd have fucking retarded to say anything else. I'd also put Twelve Monkeys and The Terminator in my top 5.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    I'll be glad when they invent quantum computers...

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    ...and it turns out a side effect is being able to see and download shit from the alterverse's internet. Then, we'll be able to see BTTF, starring Eric Stoltz in it's entirety! And of course, over in the alterverse, skinny, beardless-but-mustachioed Harry Knowles will be touting "that freaky-ass version of BTTF from an alternate universe starring some Canadian named Michael J. Fox."

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    If I Only Had 24 Hours to Live

    by Smerph

    I'd watch Back to the Future 12 times. It owns ALL movies.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Claudia Wells - BTTF wiki trivia time!

    by fat_rancor_keeper

    Claudia Wells, who had played Marty McFly's girlfriend Jennifer Parker in the original Back to the Future was to reprise her role, but turned it down due to her mother's ill health. <P>The producers cast Elisabeth Shue instead, which required re-shooting the closing scenes of Back to the Future for the beginning of Back to the Future Part II. The re-shot sequence is a nearly shot-for-shot match with the original with only minor differences such as the dialogue scene where Doc Brown noticeably hesitates before reassuring Marty that his future self is fine - something he did not do in the original film.<P> It was nearly 10 years before Claudia Wells returned to Hollywood, with a starring role in the 1996 independent film Still Waters Burn. She is one of the few actors not to make an appearance during the 2002 "behind the scenes" documentaries on the Back to the Future trilogy documentaries on DVD.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    That clip reminds me why I hate Elizabeth Shue

    by durhay

    she has that open-mouth confused look she considers "acting". Jennifer Garner does it too.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:54 p.m. CST

    I'mma let you finish, yer mama

    by bah

    But Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure is the best time travel movie of all time!

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:58 p.m. CST

    BTTF and Ghostbusters

    by ndally

    Make a great back to back viewing expierence. Utter bliss. Through in Raiders afterwards and it's a trifecta of awesomeness that will NEVER happen again..sadly. I can still hear the "hiss" audio from overplaying my VHS copies as a kid. Whata world. Watch these three flicks one after another and a better viewing expierence would be hard to find. God I miss good ol amblin flicks(yes I realize GB isn't amblin but still..)

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST

    Yer Mama, stop baiting us with your

    by skimn

    BULLSHIT! Honestly, you posted this the other day.."And for the record, here are the 5 funniest movies ever made... 1. BEVERLY HILLS COP 3 2. BUBBLE BOY 3. OLD DOGS 4. VAMPIRES SUCK 5. MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL"..and now your lame time travel movies?? If you want a reaction from someone so badly, why don't you T-bag your mother..again.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 3:03 p.m. CST

    Is BTTF #1 the most beloved movie ever?

    by gooseud

    This is a serious question for the TB legions: is it the most beloved movie ever? I can find a few people who find the Godfather boring. I can find a few people who no longer love the Original Trilogy because of the shadow of Ep. 1,2 and 3. Terminator, Dark Knight, all these films have at least a few detractors. But NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE, I have ever met in person or seen on a website has ever NOT absolutely loved this movie. In fact, to most people ages 25-45, male OR female, all you have to do is just MENTION BTTF and they break out in a big cheesy goofball grin and start immediately quoting lines and talking about fave scenes. It helps that every single moment in the film, honestly, is flawless. I think Raiders is a close second, but this takes my trophy as the most widely beloved movie ever made.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 3:06 p.m. CST

    fat_rancor_keeper

    by slone13

    We ain't ever gonna see the Eric Stoltz footage. Not on the Blu Ray, not ever.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST

    Best Movie Ever

    by eric haislar

    You know it to be true, it has it all.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 3:13 p.m. CST

    gooseud

    by eric haislar

    Another movie universally loved I believe is "Space Balls" just saying I have never met anyone who has a bad thing to say about it. Everyone one i know's quotes that film all the time too.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 3:18 p.m. CST

    Stoltz footage

    by slone13

    <p>Despite the fact that we'll never see it, Stoltz had shot almost 75% of his scenes before they recast Fox. Look at thhe tremendous amount of press/publicity photos used in this guys Youtube video of the numerous scenes Stoltz had in the can.</p> <p>http://tinyurl.com/2ftsv4p</p>

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 3:25 p.m. CST

    slone13

    by eric haislar

    Four weeks into filming they replaced him, there is no way he shot 75% of his scenes in four weeks. Where did you get that number from? That link you posted is awesome. he shot way more then i ever thought he did.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 3:31 p.m. CST

    My favorite movie.

    by TedKordLives

    One of the very few movies that I can just sit and enjoy without analyzing in any way. Pure bliss.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 3:35 p.m. CST

    Part 2 was great until they went to the fifties

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

    and it became the greatest hits of back to the future 1: the motion picture. They should of stuck with the original plan of it being the sixties instead of being cheap. But 2015 and biff 80's were awesome.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    i thought part 2 works pretty well

    by Six Demon Bag

    and if you can find any contradictions to the time travelling then you are smarter than me..thats how solid the script is

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 3:43 p.m. CST

    Concerning the Eric footage...

    by DickJones

    According to Bob Dale : "So there are some stories and anecdotes told on camera for the first time. And since everyone wants to know, there are three very brief snippets of Eric Stoltz incorporated into one of the documentaries."

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Six Demon Bag

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

    Well when Biff goes back and gives himself the almanac why aren't doc and marty erased out of existence in the future, I think that's pretty big contradiction from the first movie, not that it matters.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 3:55 p.m. CST

    Back to the Future. The greatest

    by RoarsLoudly

    Time travel movie RVER made! Don't think they could make anything better. Time will tell.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Its the script. The thing works like clockwork.

    by skimn

    It is smart, and witty, and yes, even has heart.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Guy

    by Six Demon Bag

    didnt they explain that they were in some bubble or soemthing..some kinda paradox? its been a while..<P>i think you can explain it as since they were displaced already, they transferred into the new timeline..

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST

    The Great Hoverboard Debate

    by Spyhunter

    All started because during a preview show that came on national TV before BTTF II was released, someone involved with the production (can't remember who) said "Hoverboards are real, but the parent groups are preventing them from being sold" (or something to that effect). Anytime a kid would mention there's no such thing as hoverboards, they would point to that guy. I mean, who would lie about that on national TV? Ah, to be young and gullible again. Or at least just young.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 4:01 p.m. CST

    I hate living in a world

    by TheMcflyFarm

    where there are people that don't like BTTF II. It just boggles my mind! I love all three films but I'd say III is the least fun, even though my name is a reference to it.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 4:03 p.m. CST

    Marty McFly made me want to skateboard

    by John_McClanes_Vest

    then i fell on my face and decided to stick with walking.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Back to the Future trilogy is a lot like the Indy trilogy

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    Let's forget Crystal Skullfuckery exists. Anyway, for the sake of comparison, the first movies in both trilogies are stone cold classics, regarded as such at the time and still holding up today. However, there is a curious parallel in the sequels - both Doom and BTTF 2 were regarded as quite shitty when they came out, probably because they both veered away radically from their predecessors. Then, when Crusade and BTTF 3 came out - both much more linear films that rehashed the originals quite a bit - they were regarded as a return to form, and even in some quarters the very best of their respective series. Now as time has gone on, things have been reversed, with Doom and BTTF 2 regarded as the better and more daring films that actually took risks as sequels, and Crusade and BTTF 3 are now seen as by far the weakest of the trilogies, just watered down versions of the first parts. Just a thought.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 4:16 p.m. CST

    I think I'd rather read BTTF talkbacks than Star Wars.

    by jimbojones123

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 4:17 p.m. CST

    BTTF 3 is strange

    by John_McClanes_Vest

    Doc looks different, distracting. Never cared much for Mary whatsherface and little time is given to Marty.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 4:21 p.m. CST

    I'll say it:

    by TedKordLives

    BTTF 2 rivals ESB for sequel supremacy. Really ups the stakes in a very serious way, compared to the first film.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 4:21 p.m. CST

    I've never met anyone who hates BTTF

    by Planty_McPlant_Plants_His_Plant_At_AICN

    Or even disliked it. The flip side of that is it is not as worshipped as Raiders or ESB or Jaws - but I've met quite a few people who hate those films.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Can't imagine a world without the

    by John_McClanes_Vest

    BTTF score. Just...perfect.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST

    That crew member is enormous!

    by DoctorZoidberg

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 4:33 p.m. CST

    Spyhunter

    by eric haislar

    It's on the current dvd for part II it has kurt Cameron hosting it. It was clearly meant to be a joke and people thought it was real.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Spyhunter, it was Zemeckis himself who said they were real

    by THAT__SAID

    I'm really glad that we won't ever get a Part IV aswell, for me the trilogy is perfect as it is athough some guy on youtube made a pretty funny trailer for one... <p> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq_-XSJ2Pr8

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 4:35 p.m. CST

    DocZoidberg

    by TedKordLives

    BWAH-HAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    Quint - love that the camera's called "Vista Cruiser"...

    by GreatWhiteNoise

    That scripted badge on the side of the camera comes from an Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser, a '70s-era station wagon about the size of Kansas, one of which we proudly had when I was a kid. Went 275,000 miles and never had the valve covers off. 'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    by Kraven Morehead

    1) BTTF - mega tight script. 2) Terminator - also very tight and arguably the best action movie ever. 3) Time After Time - very good premise for a movie that's executed well. It also stars Mary Steenburgen who has never stopped looking bangable. 4) Frequency - lots of stuff going on. It may have a few paradox problems but what're you gonna do. It's also moving so that's nice. 5) Idiocracy - because a pimp's love is very different from that of a square. numbers 3-5 are debatable but 1 and 2 are locks for that position.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 4:45 p.m. CST

    With these BTS FX shots flying around

    by skimn

    it would be great to see early Cameron working on some Corman, or young Fincher working on Empire.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Back To The Future is A GREAT MOVIE.

    by Mennen

    A classic. Yes, it's that good.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    About the Stoltz footage.

    by Sailor Rip

    I agree, I didn't know they shot that many scenes with him but movies are shot out of sequence(for the most part). Just because he appears in pics from the beginning and middle of the film doesn't mean he shot half the film. It could easily have been two to four weeks of shooting.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Of COURSE we'll get a Back to the Future IV

    by slone13

    <p>Why do you think Zemeckis has been perfecting this motion capture stuff all these years??</p> <p>With Lloyd as old as he is and Fox's Parkinson's, all Zemeckis needs is their voices, something both actors will happily contribute.</p> <p>We will most definitely see a BTTF 4 (if not 5 and 6) some day. Universal will make sure of it.</p>

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 5:33 p.m. CST

    Hoverboards

    by NotMalcolmReed

    I seem to remember a making of hosted by Kirk Cameron with supposed submitted questions from fans. One of the replies suggested hoverboards were real and some of the more gullible kids at school believed it. We got 5 more years

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 5:37 p.m. CST

    Best contributors to AICN ever

    by Screwbini

    Yer Mama, a monkey, my left nut, Spencer Pratt, and Osama Bin Laden.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 5:37 p.m. CST

    supposedly there will be snippets on the bluray

    by fat_rancor_keeper

    supposedly there will be stoltz snippets only on the blu's http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/24245/1/UPDATE-SOME-ERIC-STOLTZ-FOOTAGE-IN-BACK-TO-THE-FUTURE-TRILOGY-BLU-RAY-RELEASE/Page1.html

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 6:06 p.m. CST

    It's funny about the Hoveboards.

    by Sailor Rip

    A lot of us seem to have stories of some kid who said/saw/read about them. <p> Sure enough one of my friends back then said he had a rich friend who.......had a hoverboard. Maybe they were real and big oil or the military suppressed the tech.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 6:10 p.m. CST

    Mc Fly inbreeding!

    by PaddyIrishman

    Love the films. Used to watch the first one at least twice a week as a kid. There's just one thing that pisses me off about Bttf 3. How come Lea Thompson plays a Mc Fly in 1885? Surely Marty should be a 6 fingered banjo player in 1985.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 6:29 p.m. CST

    Bob Gale said in the commentary that they had to have Lea

    by THAT__SAID

    It just wouldn't have been a Back to the Future movie without her. I think his reason was that the McFly men have some kind of genetic trait where they're generally attracted to women who look like Lea Thompson.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    The kid didn't need to pee ...

    by I Max U Mini

    ... he already had. The wet spot is plain as day.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 6:39 p.m. CST

    Two Deloreans in 1885..

    by Lao_Che_Air_Freight

    The one Marty comes back in and the put on the tracks, and then there's the one in the mine that Doc came back in. That always screwed with my head. I get they couldn't tap it for parts or what not because that would mess up future events, but still...

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 6:50 p.m. CST

    General Jackson

    by jameskpolk

    The whole point of the final scene is that "no one's future is determined. Doc has obviously already decided that nothing he can do by time-travelling makes any real difference. As evidenced by the fact that Marty went back and interfered with his parents falling in love and could not "un-do" his own birth.<br><br>Makes sense in terms of the theme of the trilogy, as least to me...

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 6:53 p.m. CST

    We must all be thankful...

    by ConfusedPanda

    ...for the first film. I feel almost an obligation to post this simple message of thanks to all the people that made this film. I personally also really like the second film in the trilogy, and I can enjoy the third one even if it's a lesser effort.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 6:54 p.m. CST

    That's nothing, in 1955 there were four DeLoreans

    by THAT__SAID

    The one Marty used in the original movie, the one Biff stole, the one Doc and Marty used to come back and set things right and the one buried in the cave.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 7:21 p.m. CST

    If I could go back 30 years and make out with my mom

    by Tigger Tales

    life would be very interesting

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    Doc Brown and Jennifer Parker together again!

    by Darkman

    That was one of the highlights of PIRANHA 3D for me.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 7:37 p.m. CST

    Darkman

    by TedKordLives

    Do they actually have scenes together? That might actually pique my interest a little.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    Why is Michael Bay working on a BTTF model? :)

    by JediTray

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 7:40 p.m. CST

    Why is Michael Bay working on a BTTF model? :)

    by JediTray

    Dude looks like Michael Bay, LOL!

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 7:42 p.m. CST

    Who the fuck is Peter Cetera?

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    Just had to get that off my chest cause its been bugging the shit outta me. <p> BTTF is fucking awesome in every way. Part II is awesome, part three is made by the severely under rated fuckability of Mary Steenburgen. Carry on.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST

    Quint, you may be right about that "complete pimpage" look!

    by kevred

    I watched it some more, and that is a crazy look. I'd love to find out the truth!

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Remember how people thought the hoverboards were real?

    by Ironhelix

    There was a significant number of kids at my school who actually believed they existed. Many a playground argument ensued.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    Saw BTTF last summer at a midnight movie

    by mortsleam

    I've seen it countless times on video and cable since it first came out, but hadn't seen the FILM since '85. Goddamn what a fun movie. Especially gratifying to see it with a big group of people, some of whom were too young to have ever seen it on the big screen. Being a horrible cinema snob this movie doesn't quite make my top ten, but it was a helluva lotta fun to see again. This, Ghostbusters and Ferris Bueller are the triumvirate of flawlessly constructed high-concept 80's comedies.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    I did see a Eric Stoltz picture with Doc holding a remote

    by ricarleite2

    It's on the net

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    who the fuck is Eric Stoltz?

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    oh, my bad - duded just had a run of bad luck

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 8:57 p.m. CST

    First bootleg video ever -- BTTF!

    by jimbojones123

    My Grandpa used a video camera to videotape a VHS copy off the TV. That craptacular tape RULED my late 80s. I cannot watch the opening of the first film without hearing 50 dB of static.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    That scene from the trailer...

    by Darkman

    "The first bite draws blood. The blood draws the pack." That's pretty much the one scene they have together, but it was still awesome.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    MY DREAM CAR

    by LT Weezie

    No Ferrari for me, I loved the DMC even BEFORE BTTF--I looked at them when they first came out in 1981. They were $25k. When the films came out, I just freaked out! I seriously test drove one and was ready to purchase, but it was that, or a pickup...and with a farm, there was no choice at the time,(can't fit too many hay bales in one!) but I will own one someday! When I win the lotto big time, I will get one with the BTTF conversion, and drive it here in New Mexico..LOL--WOW the looks I'll get! YEEHAW!

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    Anyone remember the cartoon?

    by BizarroJerry

    A few years after Part III, there was a BTTF Saturday morning cartoon. Anyone remember? Everyone had returned to the present, and the two Brown kids were main characters. Doc now had a time-traveling train and I think a new Delorean. If memory serves, a lot of plots were the kids or Marty taking unauthorized trips. Also, they would run into some Tannen relative in every episode. And that pimpin' kid's character actually the trouble maker.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    the cartoon was dope

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

    their was an episode where doc and marty blocked the meteor that killed the dinosaurs and created an alternate dinosaur 1985.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    the ladies love Peter Cetera

    by AKA_Gern_Blanston

    and if you love the ladies, then, by default, YOU love Cetera...

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 9:27 p.m. CST

    Cetera

    by AKA_Gern_Blanston

    was the lead singer for easy listening 70's band Chicago. He then went on to a mildly successful solo career, and sang the vomitously infectious theme song from the Karate Kid Part II (I am a man who will fight for your something something - s'all I remember)

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    Hmm I don't remember the cartoon

    by elsewhere

    It's possible I watched it, just doesn't come to mind. I did watch the Teen Wolf cartoon though.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Okay, I have one of those girlfriends who hates scifi...

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    ...if something even has the faintest whiff of scifi, she'll only grudgingly and with much complaint, watch it. But she loves BBTF. There's just something for everyone in that movie, I think.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 9:44 p.m. CST

    I remember Harlan Ellison HATED BTTF

    by RPLocke

    Someone asked him about in in Starlog and he went off like it was shit.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 9:45 p.m. CST

    Cartoon was tight and 10x better than

    by jimbojones123

    Teen Wolf cartoon. The dipshit kids destroyed the universe every week. Marty and Doc cleaned it up.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 9:49 p.m. CST

    As I understand it, Stoltz was canned...

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    ...(in our universe anyway) because he considered the story to be a tragedy. (Marty ends up in a present where everything has changed.) He was over-thinking the role and getting all method-y with it and pissing everyone else off, I'm sure. Just wondering if this explanation is accurate?

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 9:57 p.m. CST

    Thx for the Peter Cetera info

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    i'll avoid him - none of the ladies I know like cetera or even know who he is -ditto with Stolz. dude must still be fuming 25 years later, or maybe he just tucks it away to be used for fuel when he makes his comeback

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    The hoverboards WEREN'T real...

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    ...but Zemeckis and the effects guys started a rumor that they WERE when part 2 first came out. The story was, they used real hoverboards that some company had invented but which were outlawed by the government because they were considered too dangerous to market or some such. I remember seeing a documentary about the BTTF films years ago that revealed the whole story. It might have been on one of the DVD or on TBS's "DVD-On-TV" movie presentations or some such.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Michael J. Fox

    by elsewhere

    Is a large part of what made BTTF so successful. A lot of people were already familiar with and loved him as Alex from Family Ties. He stole the show.<p>Eric Stolz is more of a dramatic actor and I'm guessing that's the reason he was bumped.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 10 p.m. CST

    If I had Doc Brown's DeLorean...

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    ...I'd go back in time to prevent the future parents of Peter Cetera from ever meeting.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 10:10 p.m. CST

    Claudia Wells...

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    ...had a massive crush on her back in the day. Too bad about her mom and her pretty much disappearing from the public eye. Checked her out on IMDB and saw that she was in a short-lived TV series in 1986 called "Fast Times" which was produced by Amy Heckerling as a TV series version of Fast Times At Ridgemont High. There's one that went right past my TV radar. Seeing the IMDB listing was the first I heard of it. Another weird thing, Still Waters Burn is listed as having been made in 1996 and 2008? Did it sit in the can for 12 years or what?

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 10:12 p.m. CST

    THATS THE POWER OF LOVE!!!

    by MegaStiffy

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 10:19 p.m. CST

    Wasn't that shot from Starlog?

    by Teddy Artery

    I think I remember this one.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 10:20 p.m. CST

    Stoltz is a very funny dramatic actor

    by mortsleam

    In films like Pulp Fiction (as Lantz the drug dealer) and the original Kicking And Screaming (as the 30 year old college senior) his deadpan, understated delivery kills. Think of this exchange from PF: <p> Vincent: I gotta stab her three times? <p>Lance: No, you don't gotta fucking stab her three times! You gotta stab her once, but it's gotta be hard enough to break through her breastplate into her heart, and then once you do that, you press down on the plunger. <p>Vincent: What happens after that? <p>Lance: I'm kinda curious about that myself... <p>But, aside from taking the "tragedy" aspects of BTTF waaay too seriously, I think the general consensus was that he downplayed the character, played him straight, and tried to let the outrageousness around him cause humor. This can work sometimes, but it's obvious that Marty is a reactive character, and his reactions need to be big. He needs to be in a constant state of panic, needs to re-state the complicated exposition in a realistic, relatable manner, and needs to have a couple extra quirks and neuroses to make him more than a bland cipher. This is where Michael J. Fox wins hands down. He absolutely owned this role.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 10:30 p.m. CST

    The movie would have bombed with Stoltz

    by RPLocke

    MJF was BORN to play Marty!

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 10:36 p.m. CST

    It could be from the ride...

    by Ghostpirate

    I doubt it, but you never know. More than likely it's from part 2.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Everyone loves BTTF....

    by conspiracy

    If you grew up in the 80's...it is required you have a BTTF story.</p><p>I myself saw this at a fucking DRIVE-IN; Yes, a FUCKING DRIVE-IN! In highschool...we mixed up a big Igloo cooler full of Jungle Juice, and about 12 of us all went to the fucking drive in. Law chairs, blankets, bitches, Jungle Juice, shot Bottle Rockets at the screen between this and the second feature and ate Horrible "Space Pizza".</p><p>Good fucking times with McFly.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 11:33 p.m. CST

    Awesome!! LOVE these movies!!

    by moonlightdrive

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 11:33 p.m. CST

    I ALSO had some luck with girls and these movies ;)

    by moonlightdrive

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 11:37 p.m. CST

    Vista Cruiser. That's pretty funny.

    by Royston Lodge

    'nuff said.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 11:40 p.m. CST

    Claudia Wells...Hot fucking woman..

    by conspiracy

    Even today..she is totally fuckable, incredible rack.</p><p>She owns a Men's Discount clothing store in Studio City these days...makes some good coin I imagine given the fact everyone in LA wants to LOOK like they have bank but 99% don't.

  • Aug. 24, 2010, 11:47 p.m. CST

    They should have an alternate ending: BIFF gets the girl

    by Tigger Tales

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:11 a.m. CST

    I remember the toon...

    by little_lebowski

    Every episode was bookened with live actions scenes of Christopher Lloyd as Doc to set up the episode, and to narrate a segment at the end of every episode where a silent Bill Nye would show kid-friendly science experments.<br><br> Which always made me wonder why he never voiced Doc in the animated part of the show. (Cartoon-Doc was voiced by Dan Castellanetta from "the Simpsons".)

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 1:20 a.m. CST

    WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A TREE

    by RPLocke

    and get outta here.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 1:22 a.m. CST

    Must've been a spell cast on the ladies

    by Dennis_Moore

    associated with BTTF, because they are all still smokin'. And RIP to Wendie Jo Sperber. She always seemed like such a sweetie, all the way back to Bosom Buddies.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 2:15 a.m. CST

    I was hoping for some BTTF pics

    by obidawsn

    While I was reading the BTS Pic article yesterday (or the day before, I can't remember) I was hoping you would put up some BTTF pics. Strange that you actually did so soon. They are my favorite movies. Being that it's the 25th Anniversary, I'm hoping for some more. Thanks, Quint

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 4:50 a.m. CST

    Hey Quint - How about GEORGE PAL'S TIME MACHINE?????????????????

    by JonChambers

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 4:50 a.m. CST

    The greatest Time Machine of them all was in 1960!!!!!!!

    by JonChambers

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 5:22 a.m. CST

    GREAT MOVIE! except for the song power of love

    by andyny29

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 5:58 a.m. CST

    mortsleam

    by elsewhere

    Stolz character in Pulp Fiction immediately came to mind as I was posting. Yes, very funny, but that's really the only time I can recall him being funny. Compare that with Fox who does it effortlessly and who has made a career out of it.<p>...but anyway good post. You summed it up much better than I could have. I have no doubt Stolz would have been great had that been the energy they were after.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 6:04 a.m. CST

    This is why I love BTS

    by elsewhere

    Not necessarily the behind the scenes nature of it, but to get everyone discussing and reminiscing about particular movies. One of the best if not the best features on AICN.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 7:23 a.m. CST

    BTTF sucks dead donkey balls and you all know it!!!

    by Royston Lodge

    That was just for you, General Jackson. ;-)

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 7:37 a.m. CST

    elsewhere

    by mortsleam

    Check out Kicking and Screaming (1995 - not the Will Farrell soccer one). It's a very funny indie comedy about a bunch of college graduates who don't know how to actually start their adult lives. Aside from that, Stoltz is only in unintentionally funny movies, like the Prophecy (fallen angel fighting Christopher Walken) and Anaconda (spends the entire movie unconscious with a Candiru Fish lodged in his throat.)

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 7:52 a.m. CST

    Parkinsons???

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    B-b-but Rush sez he's only fakin' it!!! Teabaggers... gotta hate 'em!

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 7:58 a.m. CST

    If it was Lucas instead of Zemeckis...

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    ...he would've digitally taken out the kid's weird hand jive, in fact, he would have digitally replaced the kid, not with another kid but with a Steppin Fetchit, Jamaican-accented, lizard-camel doing fart jokes. Oh, and the "power of love"? Just midiclorians.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 8:16 a.m. CST

    mortsleam, is Kicking and Screaming....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...the one where Eric Stoltz gets to fuck Jennifer Connelly against a wall in a back alley?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 8:58 a.m. CST

    Elisabeth Shue is a goddess

    by Abominable Snowcone

    In another life, I married her<p> BTTF is a classic's classic, and while I can't definitively rank my all-time fave top five, BTTF is in there, baby<p>Lea Thomspon was stroke-worthy in these films. MJFox was great, and anyone who makes any milkshake jokes about him can go die in a fire

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9 a.m. CST

    Do you like Huey Lewis & The News?

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Anyone who doesn't is a cold heartless bastard. Power of Love is right up there will all-time top songs of the 80s that just make you feel all pink and fuzzy and good. Not gay, but optimistic about life even when you know deep inside we're all doomed. That's the power of Huey's music

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:06 a.m. CST

    I'm just not good with

    by Abominable Snowcone

    confrontations.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:44 a.m. CST

    Huey is a legend here in California...

    by conspiracy

    fuck is still on the road performing. Seriously..Huey is so old school as to be beyond being Trendy or hip..and he is immune to Hipster Irony...he just does his own thing. Even the most hardened California hip-hop listening thug happily drinks beer at the County Fair while listening to Huey blow the harp.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:45 a.m. CST

    The 80's were cool for one thing only...

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    ...it was the last decade where you could be an average-looking, average size dude with no six-pack abs, maybe even slightly pudgy, like weird shit like sci-fi and comics, listen to metal or punk exclusively and hate pop, not dance except for moshing... yet still score a pretty hot chick. Those days are over, sadly. Even worse, women these days can smell bank like a French pig can smell truffles, and chase it like a cheetah after wobbly baby antelope.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:49 a.m. CST

    Lea Thompson

    by conspiracy

    I needed reconstructive surgery after jacking to her for the better part of 2 decades, both in movies and on her TV show. Some of the most incredible legs ever seen on a a woman.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:49 a.m. CST

    Biff doesn't sign autographs anymore

    by Abominable Snowcone

    He feels it marginalizes him.<p> www.tomwilsonusa.com<p> And while I'm at it, recognize huey at www.hueylewis.com and MJF at www.michaeljfox.org

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:49 a.m. CST

    Conspiracy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I hope your weiner is alright. Bigger, better, faster...<p> Professional.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST

    "Is BTTF #1 the most beloved movie ever? "

    by jim

    Maybe, although I have never come across anyone who didn't like "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles".

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST

    HarryKnowlesNonExistentInception Review...you are correct.

    by conspiracy

    Your analogy is more than correct..it is fucking brilliant.</p><p>Here in Southern/Central California...girls in the typical club usually run your FICO and net worth calculation before they even let you ask their name.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Saw BTTF on a bigscreen again this weekend

    by Abominable Snowcone

    took the kids to a 25th anniversary showing at the Palace Theater in Cleveland. The kids have seen it (and love it) but I wanted to share the experience again for them on a big screen.<p> What impressed me seeing it again (for the Xth time) was the amount of product placement for Pepsi related stuff (Pepsi Free, Diet Pepsi) and Burger King (Whopper boxes in Doc's office, Dave McFly works there, etc). Also, I dug the XXX theater showing some kind of orgy movie. Look for the name on the marquee.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:03 a.m. CST

    Thanks for asking Abom...and yes it is...

    by conspiracy

    Lea helped me gain in length and girth...and I long for the day I can slide my enhanced manhood up her moist, hot pink, fire hole, and show her just how much pleasure a whopping 4.74" of 80's Lea lusting geek cock can give. ;)

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Speaking of time travel movies

    by jim

    Watched a British film the other day called "Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel". It's about 3 friends who, one night at the pub, find themselves travelling in time (to the future). It's a funny movie, although it does have its paradoxes. But it does have Anna Faris, so it all balances out.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Lea always looked 'squared' like female spongebob

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Then again I am an Amoeba

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:24 a.m. CST

    Ah, Lea!

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Before she was Lorraine Bains-McFly, Lea was Sean Brody's girlfriend in Jaws 3 and Patrick Swayze's squeeze (along with Jennifer Grey) in Red Dawn.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Now she is Mrs Squarepants

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Aye aye captain! <p> that does not diminish her fuckability

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:27 a.m. CST

    Big Jim, I saw that too.

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    Was fascinated at the differences between American vs. Brit movies and humor. Anna Faris (what a cutey) as the time traveller because, in the future, everyone is American (according to the main character). Love how in Brit stuff, incredibly weird shit happens, but they just take it in stride as "Bloody hell, now what? Oh well, 'nuther lager, mate!"

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:27 a.m. CST

    Dirk

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I can't HEAR you!

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:27 a.m. CST

    Back to the Future is the greatest incest movie of all time

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    People make the mistake of thinking the movie was about time travel, but time travel was merely the device to put Marty in the situation where he's making his Mom's pussy wet. Marty was into it, too, but he didn't want to admit it, but when it came time to come up with a plan to get his Mom and Dad back together, his first idea was to stage a date-rape. <p> I can think of at least 20 ideas off the top of my head to get Marty's Mom and Dad back together which don't involve Marty dateraping his mother. And for him to be convincing and make her think he's going to rape her, he knew he'd have to get somewhat intimate with her, at least to 3rd base. But then Biff broke in and tried to actually rape her. <p> Back to the future...the greatest incest and rape movie of all time. That's why the sequels sucked. They made the mistake on focusing on the time travel and that's why it always felt like something was missing....there was no incest or rape!!!

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Abom - Spongebob is hitting that squared Lea Pussy!

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    I think Gary is helping out too! <p> Aye aye captain!

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:31 a.m. CST

    jehovah

    by Abominable Snowcone

    You have a point. Marty's plan assumed that at some point, his mother (young Lorainne) would resist his advances. Sure, she resisted Biff--but she didn't WANT Biff; she wanted Marty / Calvin and probably would have let him go all the way. But you are correct that the plan was problematic from the get-go; Lorainne makes the first move and Marty flinches back in the driver's seat. It's clear he couldn't go through with even making out with his hot young mom. What did he think would happen? <p> Still, the scene is expertly written, great comedy. With Lorrainne sneaking a drink, and Marty spitting out his own swig of liquor when mom fires up a smoke

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:32 a.m. CST

    Gary Goes "Meow"

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I wonder if Patrick the Starfish can cut in on some of that fantastic Lea thigh-borne seafood, fresh as harvest day

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:34 a.m. CST

    It's incest comedy

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    But that's precisely the problem with his plan....if you have a girl who's really hot for you, and your plan is to have sex with her in a parked car, you have to factor in the chances that she's probably going to be into it...but since Marty knew that such Oedipal advances would be wrong, he repressed that knowledge while still acting on his impulses.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:35 a.m. CST

    In Part II when she marries Biff and gets breast implants

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    And then slithers all over Marty, you know he was thinking something dirty! In part I she must have been thinking the same thing on two occasions though, when she first met 'Calvin', and then when her own son grows up to look like Calvin! Must have been some mighty strange things going on at the McFlys!

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:36 a.m. CST

    What the hell is THIS?!

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    Breakfast.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:37 a.m. CST

    And BTTF II has some of THE most shamess product placement

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    in the history of cinema.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:37 a.m. CST

    Jehovah

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Here's what Marty should have done: Just STAY in good ole '55 and bang his mom for a while. It doesn't matter if George and Loraine McFly EVER GET MARRIED. It only matters that Doc Brown will one day invent the time machine. Because then Marty can live from 1955-'85 and DO IT ALL AGAIN. Only catch I see there is Marty would have to hide from his "new self" born circa 1967-68, if in fact his parents do marry and he does get born. If he doesn't, no matter, just jump in the Delorean and go back to the start at Twin Pines mall, your fingers still smelling of Loraine's wet blossom

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:38 a.m. CST

    Patrick is stoo stupid to know what to do with a woman

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Gary can throw down though, and my sources tell me that he gets the rear action while spongebob squares that square pussy away

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:38 a.m. CST

    Nasty

    by Abominable Snowcone

    "And what's that you're wearing, Dave?"<p> "Marty, I always wear a suit to the office."

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:42 a.m. CST

    Well, if Marty actually did bang his Mom....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...he probably would've vanished instantly because once she got a taste of some McFly dick, ol' Georgie would never have stood a chance and Marty would be erased from existence. Unless of course Marty had a tiny penis and was a quick shooter, in which case, George could win her over with his sexual prowess and stamina and Marty's plan might have still worked. Maybe that was the ace in Marty's hole....his tiny penis....

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:44 a.m. CST

    Another time travel movie that kinda had incest was......

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...Time Rider with Fred Ward. He's a fancy motorcyclist who goes time travels to the Old West, and after battling baddies and fucking some hottie, he gives her a neckless heirloom before returning to the 80's, and you discover that Fred Ward was his own great grandfather.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:46 a.m. CST

    It is an never ending Oedipal loop

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Marty is literally born having with his momma having the hots for him and he grows up with a nagging sensation that his mother thinks he is the special one and gives him far more attention - especially at bath time. Then he is propelled into the past and sees her young and fuckable and it all falls into place, and he must seduce her or at least get her so worked up that George can jump in, but by getting her hot and randy he sets off a chain of events that will cascade into the future causing her to forever want/dream/lust after calvin/him (because we never get over that first unrequited lust) as well as the automatic male reaction of having a hot female want him, even though he knows it is wrong. That shit is really fucked up!

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    jehovah

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Yeah, I saw Timerider in theatres when I was like, eleven. The heirloom was kind of like Kirk's antique glasses in Star Trek IV. He pawns the glasses in San Francisco 1986 to get money, knowing full well Bones will again present it to him as a gift 200 years later (as seen in Star Trek II)<p> Yeah, maybe Marty would have started disappearing if he F'd his mom. But that's assuming you buy into the whole "erased from existence" theory at all. In my mind, time travel and probability theory or not, if I have a photo of myself and my siblings in my hand, NOTHING will ever change the context of that photo.<p> But it was good for dramatic effect in the movie, as was Marty's disappearing guitar-playing hand. Might have been even funnier if he'd ran into the gymnasium bathroom to rub one out after getting cozy with his hot young mom, and his jerkoff hand starts to vanish.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:50 a.m. CST

    And there is no way the writers did not know this

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    They did not have to make Lea be attracted to her own son, they did that shit on purpose!

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:58 a.m. CST

    BTTF 2 & 3

    by darthvedder81

    After the flawless original those were absolutely the best possible sequels. They each do something a little differently than the first but retain the same humor and spirit. Part 2 is especially unique in that it's literally showing you scenes from the original but from a totally different perspective. Zemeckis and Gale knew they had a unique opportunity there and they didn't waste it.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 10:58 a.m. CST

    I wonder what marty would have done...

    by Abominable Snowcone

    ...if Loraine hadn't been so taken by him. I mean, his entire date-rape plan was premised on his knowledge that he knew his mom had the hots for him. Had she been indifferent, how do you suppose Marty would have gotten Lorain to turn her attentions (favorably) to George? <p> Then again, the whole date-rape plan still might have worked, after all rape is supposed to be unwanted. So Marty's plan still could have worked if he, say, got Loraine (who in my scenario does NOT have the hots for him) alone behind the school and tried to screw her, THEN have George come in and be the hero.<p> Either way, the point is that everything in BTTF revolves around Lea Thompson's sweet wet apple blossom

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Constant state of panic...

    by Billyeveryteen

    So fucking true, which makes "nobody calls me chicken", utter bullocks.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:03 a.m. CST

    darthvedder

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I agree. Retracing some of the high school dance events in Part II was pretty fuckin' inventive. The best is at the very end, when we see Doc sending Marty I back to the future, but then Marty II comes running around the corner again in his leather jacket saying I'm back...FROM the future.<p> Now, every time I see the original, I expect Marty II to come darting around the courthouse corner after Marty I is sent home<p> What would be wild is to have a scenario where someone travels to the past and encounters themselves on ANOTHER time-travel trip, only it's one they HAVEN'T TAKEN YET, and therefore, unlike Marty, they don't know what that other self is going to do and therefore it's hard to avoid encountering him and creating paradox. The only trick here is to also find a way to get Lea's moist crotchflower involved

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    If his Mom didn't have the hots for him....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...his plan might have made a little more sense. But since she did, it just shows that Marty had the same hidden desire. George at one point brings this to Marty's attention.."You mean you're going to touch her on her...." Yet Marty persists with this plan, knowing what precisely he plans to touch. <p> Why not just have Doc show up wearing a ski mask and a rubber gun and rob her at gun point, and then George comes to the rescue while Marty plays the coward? That works. But nooooooooo, Marty insisted on the date rape.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:07 a.m. CST

    In other words

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Given my above hypothetical, and rewording it differently...imagine the dance sequence in BTTF2 and think about, what would happen if original Marty (say, onstage) spotted Marty 2 (in the leather jacket) but Marty 2 WASN'T AWARE he'd been spotted?<p> Now, I'm guessing Marty 1 would be surprised--but he shouldn't be THAT freaked out, because after all, he DOES know time travel exists--that's what got HIM there. I can imagine Marty 1 approaching Marty 2 and saying, "What the hell is this?" and Marty 2 saying something like, "Look, I know this is weird, but trust me, you've just got to stick to YOUR plan--I'm working on something else."

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:08 a.m. CST

    jehovah

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Do you suppose it would have made it less oedipal and freaky if marty's plan was to take his mom's ASS?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    I think that was his plan

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    "You mean you're going to touch her on her...."

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:14 a.m. CST

    jehovah

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Having doc pose as a robber seems like an okay idea until you realize that another objective to Marty's plan is cancel Biff out of the equation. Loraine doesn't like Biff, but Biff wants Loraine, and unless something or someone intervenes, his persistence just might pay off (as seen in BTTF2). So it's kinda crucial that Biff be the villain, no? Granted he was NOT involved in Marty's original plan--Marty himself was gonna be the "rapist." Biff just happened to come along. But when you think about it, that kind of HAD to happen, no?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:26 a.m. CST

    For anyone wondering what would have happened

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    If Marty had actually fucked his mom, here's your answer... <p> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5aRcwHULaI

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:28 a.m. CST

    It occurs to me now

    by Abominable Snowcone

    That the trip to 2015 (the first act of BTTF2) was completely unnecessary. After all, Doc Brown came BACK to 1985 (end of BTTF) with knowledge that Marty's kid would grow up and get in trouble. All Doc had to do was relay that info to Marty. Marty and Jennifer could then let things progress naturally. Then, in the future, when they DO have a doofus of a son, simply impress on him the importance of just saying "no" to Griff's crime spree. Middle-aged Marty could even assist his son at THAT time. It wasn't worth the risk for young Marty to venture into the future to try and undo things preemptively on his son's behalf.<p. Moreover, it's got nothing at all to do with his mother's pussy.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Biff was an unintentional part of the plan

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    But Marty had no idea that was going to happen, so it just shows how twisted his plan was in relation to what he was planning to do with his mother.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST

    The importance of the "nobody calls me chicken" thing

    by Abominable Snowcone

    The reason why the "nobody calls me chicken" thing is introduced in BTTF2 is because it is precisely Marty's unwillingness to back down from a challenge that causes his future-family (2015)to turn out less than idea. We learn in BTTF2 when young Jennifer is brought by the police to her future home that older Marty's career--and their entire family life--went sour after Marty's car crash. In other words, he got in the wreck because he wouldn't back down.<p> But over the course of events in BTTF2 Marty learns his lesson, and by the time the end of BTTF3 rolls around, he refuses to engage needles in the drag race that would have culminated in the life-altering car wreck.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    As much as I love ZZ Top

    by Abominable Snowcone

    and as rootsy and southern as their blues-based rock sounds, I think BTTF3 suffered from not having new music by Huey Fucking Lewis.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    ASI vs The_Choppah

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    http://tinyurl.com/23frg34

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Apparently ZZ Top's agent made all kinds of crazy demands

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    According to Bob Gale on the DVD commentary he wanted the time machine to be the ZZ Top car instead of the Delorean for part 3.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:45 a.m. CST

    The "chicken" stuff

    by BizarroJerry

    I think the poster was complaining that it was weird to make it so important to Parts 2 and 3, but have no indication of that personality trait in Part 1. Part 2 did a great job setting up some payoffs in Part 3, but that wasn't that difficult since they made them back to back.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:47 a.m. CST

    How about Futurama time travelin' incest?

    by BizarroJerry

    Fry became his own grandpa by his banging his grandmother. He came up with some stupid justification for it cuz she was hot. "You're your own grandfather!"

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:51 a.m. CST

    Question

    by Abominable Snowcone

    In BTTF2 after young Jennifer sees her older self and faints, Doc and Marty take her back to 1985--what they THINK is their 1985--but it's the alternate "bad" 1985. As we know, Marty is able to undo the events that made Biff so powerful, and this dystopic '85 is essentially erased. My question is, how the hell does Jennifer end up on her front porch in "normal/improved" 1985 at the end of BTTF3 if the alternate '85 was essentially wiped clean? It's as if her sleeping body jumped from one timeline to another. She didn't TRAVEL there with Doc and Marty; they arrive back in '85 vis-a-vis their trip to the 1885 west.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, noon CST

    Exactly, she basically jumped from one timeline to the other.

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    Doc says at one point that if they're successful the reality will just change all around Jennifer and Einstein.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:06 p.m. CST

    KEVIN

    by Abominable Snowcone

    So while Marty couldn't have known it at the time, at the end of BTTF2, he could have STAYED PUT there in the corrected '85 and found Jennifer on her front porch, and Doc eventually could have come BACK FROM 1885 in his time-train for a visit.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:07 p.m. CST

    All of you will notice

    by Abominable Snowcone

    that as good as BTTF2 and 3 (particularly 2) are, the stories get weaker the more they don't involve Marty's mother's pussy

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:09 p.m. CST

    At the end of BTTF2 Marty was till stuck in 1955

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:10 p.m. CST

    1.21 Gigawatts!

    by Thanos0145

    Loved the original, the sequels not so much.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    KEVIN

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Oh yeah, right you are. So remind me again, when Marty goes to find Doc '55 again and they unearth the delorean in the mine, he COULD have said, well okay maybe you get shot in 1885--but you're fine right NOW, so let's just send me back to 1985 again and all will be cool, no? Granted it IS the 1985 Doc stuck in 1885 who is doomed to be shot, but THAT Doc also has a delorean with him, right, so couldn't he escape if he chose?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Now that I think about it

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Marty missed a HUGE opportunity in BTTF2.<p> He could have done his mom in a car from the front AND behind. Had himself a Loraine sandwich.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:27 p.m. CST

    And

    by Abominable Snowcone

    he could have given his dad a high-five while doing it

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:30 p.m. CST

    Marty figured he had to go back to 1885 to save Doc.

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    Sure, you could argue that the 1955 Doc knowing his ultimate fate in 1885 might have meant that he could have avoided that death himself but over the course of the trilogy Marty never fully 'gets' the ins and outs of time travel and as far as he was concerned he had no choice but to go back and save him.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:36 p.m. CST

    Tale of two letters

    by Abominable Snowcone

    So what we've learned here is that, apart from Loraine's fragrant shrubbery, the trilogy is about prevent Doc Brown from getting shot. Twice. And in both instances the thwarting of said shootings involve letters that were written in violation of Doc's "rules" of time travel.<p> The first letter is the one Marty writes in BTTF, to warn Doc that he'll be shot by Libyans in 1985. Doc rips this letter up in '55, but we learn later that he taped it back together and heeded the warning. The second letter is the Western Union message Doc wrote in 1885 and had held for Marty in 1955 to relay his situation. Based on THAT info, Marty again looks up Doc '55, and while researching Doc 1885, they learn he's gonna be shot. So a plan is hatched to save Doc once again, this time in the past. Where it's not Loraine's luscious mound that woos men, but Maggie McFlys.<p> Damn, what a fine movie trilogy.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Or three letters

    by Abominable Snowcone

    if you count the fax from 2015 telling Marty "You're fired." Because that also becomes a crucial piece of evidence, which Jennifer later references (end of BTTF3) to know everything is okay (the "fired" message is erased).<p> In that regard, the family photo with Marty and his bro and sister might also be considered a "letter," or crucial piece of evidence that acts as a physical signpost of whether Marty's actions are or aren't having an effect

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Here's a theory I've always had.

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    In the original movie, when the terrorists show up Doc grabs his pistol and tries to shoot at them, only there are no bullets in it. Could it be that the reason the gun was empty was because Doc fired the gun dry when he was sending Marty off to 1885 at the beginning of BTTF3? Doc doesn't strike me as being a gun nut and I think it's plausable that he might have simply put the gun in a drawer and not touched it again for 30 years.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    I was heartbroken

    by SithMenace

    when they replaced the BTTF ride at Universal with the Simpsons. What a waste.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST

    At least they still have the DeLorean and Train though

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    Although I had to search around a bit to find them, people were walking past not even noticing them. People should show a bit more respect.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Costner, at Universal Studios?

    by SithMenace

    I didn't see them. And I know I would have noticed the Delorean if I had walked past it.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Marty follows his own advice

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Kinda neat how Marty--who encouraged Doc to take "Whatever precautions necessary"(bulletproof vest) to avoid being killed--uses a stoveplate door cover as a bullet proof vest in BTTF3.<p> I agree with you about the pistol. <p> Hey, in BTTF3 before Marty crosses the canyon into 1985, was the hoverboard left in 1885? If I remember correctly, Marty floated the board back to Doc and Clara so they could get clear. So I take it Doc held onto it? In the old west? And perhaps brought it with him on his travels on the time-train?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 12:51 p.m. CST

    This was in Orlando...

    by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS

    They seemed to be tucked away in a corner somewhere.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Sith

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I've seen the Ghostbusters car in person. If I saw the delorean, I'd probably rub one off on it.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Yeah, I was in the Orlando park

    by SithMenace

    I don't remember seeing them, but this was in 2008, before the Simpsons ride even opened. Maybe they had them packed away during construction. That imo is the greatest aspect of the Universal parks, all of the original props they keep lying around. Good stuff.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 1:14 p.m. CST

    Abominable

    by SithMenace

    Totally agree. When I was there they had alot of cool stuff, like the motorcycle from T2, but I think the coolest prop I saw there was the jeep from Jurassic Park with the T-Rex head coming out of bushes above. I know the Jeep was from the film, dunno if it was the head from the actual animatronic T-Rex though. <p>But I'll be damned if I saw the Delorean or the train there, I'm pretty upset that I missed those.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 1:18 p.m. CST

    the little kid

    by WhySoSerious

    why does that little ginger point at his cock?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 1:28 p.m. CST

    WhySoSerious

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I don't know what little ginger you're talking about.<p> I'm here to discuss Marty McFly, time travel, and Lea Thompson heating up my bed at night in sultry sleepwear.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    BTTF 2 &3 blew chunks comparied to BTTF 1

    by paulyd30

    The soundtrack blew ass on 2 & 3. BTTF 1 is a classic and had all the cool Huey Lewis and the news songs .

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Nah, I like Part 3 more than the first one

    by RPLocke

    I know that's fucked up to say, but the characters of Doc and Marty are so much better written in Part III. And the movie wraps up the other 2, so it works fine.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 3:41 p.m. CST

    I love all three movies

    by Adelai Niska

    But I'm in that rare group who puts 3 above 2. I just think the future and alterna-1985 are less interesting than Doc in the Old West. Marty retracing scenes from bttf1 absolutely rules tho.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Best line in BTTF 3

    by darthvedder81

    "What about Monday are we doing anything Monday? "No Monday'd be fine you can kill em' on Monday!"

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST

    'What the hell is a gigawatt?'

    by TedKordLives

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    Abom and Conspiracy, so this is where you guys are.

    by Stuntcock Mike

    FUCK! Missed an entire day of talking about Lea Thompson's snoot-snout.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 4:43 p.m. CST

    The Delorean is on there at Universal

    by Stuntcock Mike

    when you go on the studio tour now. I was there a month and a half ago. <p> That new King Kong thing is crap.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 4:50 p.m. CST

    What was up with that kid?

    by SkidMarkedUndies

    And the face he made.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 5:02 p.m. CST

    Cracked.com has the best commentary on BTTF.

    by Royston Lodge

    They have several articles that touch on BTTF that are just brilliant. Not just the paradoxes, but also pointing out just how creepy the new version of 1985 really is after Marty gets back.<p> For example, if you were a relatively intelligent and clearly successful author, would you really give the bully who tried to RAPE your wife back in high school the keys to your house?

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    BTW, BTTF Fans-

    by TedKordLives

    Anyone not familiar with howitshouldhaveendeddotcom should definitely bop over there and check out 'How Terminator Should Have Ended'. Yes, it's relevant to this Talkback and yes, it's probably the most awesome thing I've ever seen on the internet.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    Stunt...It is BTTF! Movie is a Magnet for Professionalism

    by conspiracy

    Claudia Wells, Lea Thompson, incest...what more could you ask for in a filom.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 5:43 p.m. CST

    I too have heard nothing but bad about the new KIng Kong

    by conspiracy

    No more giant fucking robotic ape that smelled of bananas...just cheap 3d glasses and two fucking screens. Fuck Motion Simulators..and FUck 3d! Bring back the Robot Ape.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 6:18 p.m. CST

    "How about Futurama time travelin' incest"?

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    The origin of my unsername, thank you very much. :)

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 6:18 p.m. CST

    USERname

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    Damn! Damn! Damn-damn!

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 6:28 p.m. CST

    From How It Should Have Ended-Terminator:

    by TedKordLives

    "Are you telling me that not only do I invent time travel, but in the future robots will use this technology to execute-" <P> "Terminate." <P> "To terminate just one man?" <P> "That is what I am telling you." <P> "Great scott!" <P>Seriously, seek this out-it is hi-larious.

  • Aug. 25, 2010, 11:47 p.m. CST

    OMG WTF?!?

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    I've seen part III like twenty times, but never, NEVER saw that... o.O

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 7:51 a.m. CST

    Stunt

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Sorry man, I could have and should have shot you and email to let you know. Looks like you checked in right about when I took off for the day, however.<p> I rewatched BTTF2 last night, so intrigued by this TB was I; I wanted to re-scrutinize things from a fresh POV. Damn, it's a good sequel. Tight. Like Lea's warm sweet strawberry patch.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 8:22 a.m. CST

    Yeah Con, that's exactly what the Kong thing is.

    by Stuntcock Mike

    You just sit there while they shake the tram. You get sprayed with dirty water mist as a capper. <p> Hell, in a few months I'll be begging for the dirty spray from Miley's of-age clam.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 9:06 a.m. CST

    Stunt

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I still have Ellen Page coming over on Nov 23 to join me and Miley; I'm trying to book Lea Thomopson for Thanksgiving.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 9:34 a.m. CST

    I might be out for Thanksgiving Abom

    by Stuntcock Mike

    I broke my nose smashing my face into Elisabeth Shue's mons.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Speaking of Shue

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I sang her praises here yesterday, then got to admire her last night as Jennifer in BTTF2. She's too damn cute. "Hollow Man" got her in panties. Any other Shue films I should check out for maximum exposure?

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 10:55 a.m. CST

    I think Leaving Las Vegas was the dirtiest she ever got.

    by Stuntcock Mike

    "Cut my ass" <p> HEYOOOOOOH!

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 11:54 a.m. CST

    That was Shue?

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I thought Laura Dern was the chick. Did Shue play someone else?

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 11:56 a.m. CST

    Stunt

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Okay, I checked imdb, you're right she's in it, as someone named "Sera." Guess I'll have to revisit that one.<p> Lis was also Ali in the first Karate Kid. Got to makeout with Macchio. Ew.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    I'm TOTALLY BAFFLED By The Love For BACK TO THE FUTURE

    by LaserPants

    And I remember seeing it in the theatre as a kid. Liked it then, but it doesn't hold up, and is kind of a crap movie. I'm eternally baffled by how much GENERATION SUCK loves the 80s so much. Aside from underground / indie music culture (which was AWESOME), and some cool stuff like Robocop and/or Road Warrior, it was a TERRIBLE decade for just about everything else. If you actually lived through it, you'd know.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 1:24 p.m. CST

    Laser

    by Abominable Snowcone

    But I DID live through it. And I think I've gotten to the point, 20 years later, that I'm able to be more objective about it and know what was good, and separate it from my own feelings of nostalgia. Because yeah, some stuff from the 80s was shit. I do love BTTF though. I'm engaged to marry Elisabeth Shue. She doesn't know that yet.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Elisabeth was SMOKING HOT in Palmetto

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    They tease on full-on nudity, but there's a scene with Woody Harrelson groping her ass and tits for a few minutes that's boner-city.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    Definitely Feel You On The Elizabeth Shue Love!

    by LaserPants

    I was OBSESSED with her when I was younger and saw Adventures and Babysitting. Isn't it weird how she doesn't seem to have aged at all? That movie came out, like, 20 + years ago? She looks almost exactly the same.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 4:26 p.m. CST

    Ah crud. Had to thrown in on this.

    by A_Clockwork_Irony

    While I respect anyone's right to have an opinion, THIS Clockwork couldn't care less about telling others that something they obviously like is no good. Quint, some days this is the only reason I check the site. Good work.

  • Aug. 26, 2010, 11:02 p.m. CST

    Michael Cera for Marty 2015

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

  • Aug. 27, 2010, 9:59 a.m. CST

    durhay - open jaw

    by paulyd30

    Sorry the Queen of the open jaw method of way over the top astoshment acting is Laura Dern in Jer-ass-hole park I.

  • Sept. 3, 2010, 10:30 p.m. CST

    hate to nitpick, but what the hell....

    by wantsomepizzarolls

    On the links to the pics, shouldn't this one be titled back to the future II?