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Hey Austin AICNers - special Midnight screening of PIRANHA 3D tonight!
Hey folks, Harry here - ya know - when I posted that PIRANHA 3D tv spot - I realized I had to find a Midnight screening of the film... then I thought... "Self, for that's what I call me... Self, Eli Roth is in PIRANHA 3D - he's in town for our LAST EXORCISM screening... I wonder if Eli would be game for doing at least an intro for a midnight screening." SO - I called up the Drafthouse with a degree of certainty that I could get Eli on board - and got them to check if they could do it... They could - contacted Eli - he was more than game, he was incredibly enthused about an Eli night at Alamo South - and now... you can get your tickets for the special event... right now!!! - but hurry - Bear Jew, Bare Breasts and all in 3D! Those tickets will move out quick! See ya tonight!
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yummy, but i'm too young for her--i'm just a dead youngling.
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I WOULD LOVE TO SEE KELLY BROOK AND ELIZABETH SHUE IN THEIR BIRTHDAY SUITS.<p> But i'd hate to see Eli Roth. So on balance I must pass.
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I'd probably go see it too.
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if I didn't have a 630a flight I'd be way more than down
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I have to visit Austin to attend one of these things. I love me some Cabin Fever!!! Have fun, whoever goes.
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I have to visit Austin to attend one of these things. I love me some Cabin Fever!!! Have fun, whoever goes.
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before it's released and no Inception talkback until a month after release?? <p> Harry, thats pushing credability just a little bit.
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i could go, but fuck the bear jew.
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Why does Austin get all the cool events? The fuck.
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you might break the internet
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Massive RR taint tonguing is but a few weeks away.
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So I can punch Eli Roth in his stupid fucking face as he leaves the theater. Seriously, fuck that guy.
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Yeh, Harry will tongue anything. <p> Unless it's good.
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I want to just watch the scene where Eli Roth's head gets crushed between two boats on loop - over and over again - on the big screen.
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also known as The Bear Jew!
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No one gives a rat's arse about this film. Aintitcool-unless its shameless genre pandering, we hate it!!
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Tomorrow a new animated gif and 3 splash ads. Man I hope Nolan is taking notes for Batman 3. Fuck you can hear the talkbackers cracking their knuckles for this review
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Aug. 19, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST
BTW ..save your money..Heres Kelly Brook nekkid in Piranha
by Neck_Lucas
http://egotastic.com/video?dm=xe9o39&w=515&h=290&info=Kelly%20Brook%20All%20Nudie%20in%20Piranha%203D...You're Welcome
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Oh boy, I can't read the review of this movie, like are you fucking CRAZY? Harry just has straight BAD taste.. like, yes, we all understand and have "guilty pleasures", we all like to turn our brain off a bit and enjoy a spectacle once in a while. But FUCK, REALLY?!?! I also like how in your other posts on this site, you keep throwing in little jabs at Inception with your little sarcastic "dream" remarks. Like, in the past, in my entire life, I would have NEVER dreamed of NOT seeing a movie just to spite someone, like it wasn't even in my fucking IMAGINATION, but if I DID EVER have any interest in Scott Pilgrim, there's no fucking way, man, you praise that shit and then give SUCH a half-assed Inception review, you put ZERO effort into, while I know you sat there behind your screen just fuckin sweating over every little useless fucking adjective over movies that are SHIT. I might netflix Scott Pilgrim BD when it comes out, but that's only because I HAVE to see for myself what kind of movie can cause this kind of pyschosis. And this Piranha movie, like, my mind goes blub blub blub when it even CONSIDERS this movie could be ANY good, ANY TINY BIT ORIGINAL, just a fuckin braindead vapid piece of garbage. How can you not fall asleep in THAT? Oh, I know, because lots of flashy lights and loud "boom booms" make your "porkly jowls" quiver. Fucking NO.
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"I'm not seeing Scott Pilgrim because you don't like Inception!"... Ouch what a burn. How pathetic. Yay good for you turn your back on a nerd movie so that you can prove a point to someone who first off doesn't care and secondly probably doesn't know you're doing it. How about you just go see Pilgrim and then make a statement about it or compare it to Inception or whatever you want. But crying like a child about how a stupid B level horror remake is getting attention yet Inception isn't being treated like a classic is fucking lame. I'm going to see this movie now just to piss you people off. Because I don't ban movies and bitch about them blindly I go see them... and then bitch about them.
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...to Harry's review of Piranha 3D. This website for the past couple months (and beyond) has been like a complex character study. I welcome every additional piece of the puzzle as we watch Harry increasingly embrace his personal pleasures through his work as a website creator/writer/critic/etc. I'm curious to hear about The Bear Jew's introduction, and I am curious to hear about Harry's thoughts on the Piranha 3D experience. I wonder if the review will approach the movie as one of the last summer movies of this summer, with comparisons to other summer 2010 3D films. Maybe Harry will approach it as a midnight movie since he is apparently seeing it at midnight. Maybe he will discuss the director and how it frames his next/future project(s). Time will tell.
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the bear jew was awesome, dreyfus was awesome the piranhas were awesome the titties were awesome
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