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Hey Austin AICNers - special Midnight screening of PIRANHA 3D tonight!

Hey folks, Harry here - ya know - when I posted that PIRANHA 3D tv spot - I realized I had to find a Midnight screening of the film... then I thought... "Self, for that's what I call me... Self, Eli Roth is in PIRANHA 3D - he's in town for our LAST EXORCISM screening... I wonder if Eli would be game for doing at least an intro for a midnight screening." SO - I called up the Drafthouse with a degree of certainty that I could get Eli on board - and got them to check if they could do it... They could - contacted Eli - he was more than game, he was incredibly enthused about an Eli night at Alamo South - and now... you can get your tickets for the special event... right now!!! - but hurry - Bear Jew, Bare Breasts and all in 3D! Those tickets will move out quick! See ya tonight!

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  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:13 p.m. CST

    kelly brook

    by dead youngling

    yummy, but i'm too young for her--i'm just a dead youngling.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST

    FACEBOOK movie DIE!!!

    by dead youngling

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:15 p.m. CST


    by RPLocke

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:19 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    I WOULD LOVE TO SEE KELLY BROOK AND ELIZABETH SHUE IN THEIR BIRTHDAY SUITS.<p> But i'd hate to see Eli Roth. So on balance I must pass.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:21 p.m. CST

    If I got to watch it for free

    by Samuel Fulmer

    I'd probably go see it too.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST


    by what_is_this_how_did_I_get_here_OMG

    if I didn't have a 630a flight I'd be way more than down

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Wish I could meet the filthy bastard.

    by ranma627

    I have to visit Austin to attend one of these things. I love me some Cabin Fever!!! Have fun, whoever goes.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Wish I could meet the filthy bastard.

    by ranma627

    I have to visit Austin to attend one of these things. I love me some Cabin Fever!!! Have fun, whoever goes.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    At first light, Chief, those piranha came in.

    by RPLocke

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Seriously? FOUR Piranha talkbacks?

    by Seph_J

    before it's released and no Inception talkback until a month after release?? <p> Harry, thats pushing credability just a little bit.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:57 p.m. CST

    Piranha is the new HIT SENSATION!!

    by RPLocke

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:02 p.m. CST


    by pettitsusername

    i could go, but fuck the bear jew.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:13 p.m. CST


    by Dr. Samuel Loomis

    Why does Austin get all the cool events? The fuck.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:15 p.m. CST

    u mad THE_CHOPPA lol

    by Dr. Samuel Loomis

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:22 p.m. CST

    Harry you better not like this more then inception

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    you might break the internet

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:23 p.m. CST

    Oh Seph_J, wait until Machete comes calling.

    by Stuntcock Mike

    Massive RR taint tonguing is but a few weeks away.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Which Alamo is it playing at?

    by TedKordLives

    So I can punch Eli Roth in his stupid fucking face as he leaves the theater. Seriously, fuck that guy.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:21 p.m. CST


    by Seph_J

    Yeh, Harry will tongue anything. <p> Unless it's good.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    If only

    by GiggleFish

    I want to just watch the scene where Eli Roth's head gets crushed between two boats on loop - over and over again - on the big screen.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:58 p.m. CST

    Sgt. Donny Donowitz!

    by ConfusedPanda

    also known as The Bear Jew!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Meanwhile, in the real world. . .

    by jimmay

    No one gives a rat's arse about this film. Aintitcool-unless its shameless genre pandering, we hate it!!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:01 p.m. CST

    A Midnight screening, 4 Articles in one day..

    by Neck_Lucas

    Tomorrow a new animated gif and 3 splash ads. Man I hope Nolan is taking notes for Batman 3. Fuck you can hear the talkbackers cracking their knuckles for this review

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    BTW your money..Heres Kelly Brook nekkid in Piranha

    by Neck_Lucas're Welcome

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:33 p.m. CST

    Wow, really?

    by 172

    Oh boy, I can't read the review of this movie, like are you fucking CRAZY? Harry just has straight BAD taste.. like, yes, we all understand and have "guilty pleasures", we all like to turn our brain off a bit and enjoy a spectacle once in a while. But FUCK, REALLY?!?! I also like how in your other posts on this site, you keep throwing in little jabs at Inception with your little sarcastic "dream" remarks. Like, in the past, in my entire life, I would have NEVER dreamed of NOT seeing a movie just to spite someone, like it wasn't even in my fucking IMAGINATION, but if I DID EVER have any interest in Scott Pilgrim, there's no fucking way, man, you praise that shit and then give SUCH a half-assed Inception review, you put ZERO effort into, while I know you sat there behind your screen just fuckin sweating over every little useless fucking adjective over movies that are SHIT. I might netflix Scott Pilgrim BD when it comes out, but that's only because I HAVE to see for myself what kind of movie can cause this kind of pyschosis. And this Piranha movie, like, my mind goes blub blub blub when it even CONSIDERS this movie could be ANY good, ANY TINY BIT ORIGINAL, just a fuckin braindead vapid piece of garbage. How can you not fall asleep in THAT? Oh, I know, because lots of flashy lights and loud "boom booms" make your "porkly jowls" quiver. Fucking NO.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:35 p.m. CST

    This site is filled with pathetic people

    by andrew coleman

    "I'm not seeing Scott Pilgrim because you don't like Inception!"... Ouch what a burn. How pathetic. Yay good for you turn your back on a nerd movie so that you can prove a point to someone who first off doesn't care and secondly probably doesn't know you're doing it. How about you just go see Pilgrim and then make a statement about it or compare it to Inception or whatever you want. But crying like a child about how a stupid B level horror remake is getting attention yet Inception isn't being treated like a classic is fucking lame. I'm going to see this movie now just to piss you people off. Because I don't ban movies and bitch about them blindly I go see them... and then bitch about them.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:46 p.m. CST

    I look forward...

    by ConfusedPanda Harry's review of Piranha 3D. This website for the past couple months (and beyond) has been like a complex character study. I welcome every additional piece of the puzzle as we watch Harry increasingly embrace his personal pleasures through his work as a website creator/writer/critic/etc. I'm curious to hear about The Bear Jew's introduction, and I am curious to hear about Harry's thoughts on the Piranha 3D experience. I wonder if the review will approach the movie as one of the last summer movies of this summer, with comparisons to other summer 2010 3D films. Maybe Harry will approach it as a midnight movie since he is apparently seeing it at midnight. Maybe he will discuss the director and how it frames his next/future project(s). Time will tell.

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 2:36 a.m. CST

    just got back from titties and bear jew

    by shiasrelentlesschode

    the bear jew was awesome, dreyfus was awesome the piranhas were awesome the titties were awesome

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