I warn you not to scroll down if you are at work. I am – Hercules!! Chelsea Handler announced on her E! chat show Wednesday night that she will be hosting MTV’s Video Music Awards on Sept. 12. Russell Brand hosted the last two years. Other prior hosts include SNL vets Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Dana Carvey, Dennis Miller, Chris Rock, Ben Stiller and Jimmy Fallon, as well as Bette Midler, Arsenio Hall, Christian Slater, Roseanne Barr, Shawn Wayans, Jamie Foxx, Diddy and Jack Black. Digression. Last year Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech. Jay Leno failed to use his tongue to lovingly slather West’s asshole immediately after the incident. West would likely have to solicit a prostitute or accuse the Jews of precipitating the American Civil War go get that kind of VIP treatment. End digression. Follow Herc on Twitter!! Follow Evil Herc on Twitter!!

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