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Harry's DVD PICKS & PEEKS: 3rd wk of Aug 2010: A Juggalo Western, Coppola's CONVERSATION, Miley Cyrus' LAST SONG (we wish)!!!
Hey folks, Harry here… and looky, it is on time! Well, you can thank the rather limited options I had to choose from this week. Last week and our next week are pretty damn strong, but this week – aside from a few releases… well… you’ll see. I didn’t put the latest season of DEXTER on here, because I feel very inadequate talking about that show – as I know it deserves an enthusiastic HARRY – but I haven’t really gotten caught up in DEXTER and that would show horribly, but it is a series that enough friends are badgering me to watch in its entirety – so one day, I hope to be in love with the show… I’m just not there yet. As usual, the images and titles link to AMAZON – where you can learn more or purchase the item – which would be awfully nice of ya, as a portion of that price goes to help support this column. So thank you in advance. Now – go buy a copy of THE CONVERSATION, you’ve been waiting forever for that one, trust me! Here ya go…
Tuesday, August 17th, 2010
BLACK ORPHEUS (Criterion Blu)
Here’s another vintage WOW from Criterion Blu – so far my favorite company putting vintage Blus out. This won Best Foreign Film back in its day – and helped bring a latin beat to the United States in 1952. And yes, this is an adaptation of that great Greek Myth – and takes it somewhere amazingly colorful and musical. Criterion does their standard brilliance on this disc – in particular watching this is another way of showing folks just how amazing films from half a century ago look on Blu. The cinematography on this film is one for the records. Stunning stunning colors. The single greatest release of this week!
New, restored high-definition digital transfer
Uncompressed monaural soundtrack
Optional English-dubbed soundtrack
Archival interviews with director Marcel Camus and actress Marpessa Dawn
New video interviews with Robert Stam, Gary Giddins, and Ruy Castro
A la recherche d' "Orfeu negro," a feature-length documentary
Theatrical trailer
PLUS: A booklet featuring an essay by film critic Michael Atkinson
THE LAST SONG
I can’t wait for Craig Brewer’s FOOTLOOSE. In all the ways that this is a soulless piece of spoonfed drivel, that film will live and soar. THE LAST SONG is the latest teen porn from the author of THE NOTEBOOK. Oh sure – there’s no actual sex in the film, there’s not even any skin beyond the 27 ab squares above Liam Hemsworth’s KEN-Doll nub. This film literally sent Yoko running to go to sleep the other night. I stuck with it I’m sorry to say – and ya know – Greg Kinnear wanted to be in a good movie. I can see it in his performance. The only problem? Miley Cyrus and the other actors of her generation on display here are about as real as sitcom kids ever get. Which is, not at all. Or maybe they’re exactly correct, and that’s why SCOTT PILGRIM didn’t make giant money this weekend. Because this is a crazy majority of a certain part of youth culture today. This is a film about losing one’s virginity the summer where that wouldn’t be her greatest loss. The problems facing her are mainly concerning gossip and class struggles. That said, it is an incredibly ‘safe world’ – where everyone goes to church, dad makes stained glass windows for the church, and she’s a brilliantly talented musical talent that just doesn’t want to be what everyone expects her to be. So, ya know it’s hard. This is the fantasy where you can scuba dive with your boyfriend in the multimillion dollar aquarium – and that’s the reason Miley made the movie, to swim in that Aquarium and to soak up some class from Greg, which doesn’t really work, it just makes her seem all the more vinyl. And not the groovy kind. It’d be easy to be dismissive of this, but this pap made two and a half times what SCOTT PILGRIM did – and that’s a very real reason to fret about American youth. Seriously. At what point will this particular audience Rock? Or will Miley own them to the grave? Will Nicholas Sparks be this audience’s John Hughes – god, that got me to cough up some bile. It is a sickening thought – it’s just kind of sad.
FURRY VENGEANCE
I suppose at some level this is supposed to be funny. Thankfully, I seem to be immune. So instead I watched this with the same dumbstruck frat boy trying to run 50 yards with a hot dog weiner squeezed between his ass cheeks – a disgusted feeling of being exploited every second that it was on. This is a truly staggeringly inept work. And continues to make GODS AND MONSTERS seem like a miracle.
COUGAR TOWN: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON
A show created by one of AICN’s fondest past writers – and I watch every week amazed that Kevin is able to be as filthy as he is on a Disney show that is oddly subversive and funny. I just have to celebrate the release of a dear friend’s first created TV Series, you go Kevin! But I do prefer SCRUBS – the show he worked on prior to this. And I miss reading his reviews.
THE LOST SKELETON RETURNS AGAIN
If you love MST3K – this is a film made intentially for you. Now the problem is this. With a little more effort, for this same kind of budget and acting – they could intentionally attempt to make a very good movie. Something like MONOLITH MONSTERS or FIEND WITHOUT A FACE – and that would make me so much happier than intentionally hammy acting. I know I’m supposed to just have fun with it, but I have a very strong love and appreciation for the films of the 40’s through mid-60’s that a film like this is kinda riffing on. I keep wondering if someone with a retro-love will attempt to make a film as good as the classics of the genre. And do it for real. Best to watch this with friends and have fun having fun with it. By yourself, it’s easy to be a grump about it.
DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
Feels like Dinner Theater caught on film. Made by the same folks that were behind LOST SKELETON OF CADAVERA and the above sequel. Here they’re doing that Old Dark House type of thing, but if OLD DARK HOUSE were tone-deaf. This just isn’t for me. I just respect the genre and prefer a straighter take on all of this. But then, I’m not a MST3Ker either.
HAMLET (Blu-Book)
Amongst my favorite Charlton Heston performances is contained in Branagh’s HAMLET – a gorgeous treasure of a film. That said, the film seemed oddly flat on Blu Ray. I don’t think that is a problem with the transfer so much as my 70mm memory which shows the limits of 1080p easily. I know many of you have never been lucky enough to see a 70mm film. But to see a film like HAMLET or DR ZHIVAGO or 2001 in its native 70mm… it’s just unforgettable. It is a portal to another realm. That said, the opulence of this release is clearly on display, I just hope Warners keeps high quality 70mm prints available for the venues that can play them – as a film like this truly can reveal the beauty of the best that film can look. I hope this version of Branagh shows up for THOR. I hope.
THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE WEIRD (Blu)
Moriarty’s quote whoring aside, this film really is ridiculous fun. This is a film that will increase your pulse rate and make you believe in a hyper-real cinematic universe that is many times cooler than our own. THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE WEIRD is just one of those films that is just amazing to watch. Some of the stunts are truly jaw-dropping in a kind of Errol Flynn wow kinda way. Just… they went for it, ya know? Probably the single most fun Korean film I’ve ever seen. It is pretty devoid of incest and those other dark subject matters usually found in Korean films. Well – other than PRIVATE EYE… but that awesome film still doesn’t have a US distributor. Brilliant film though. Just awesome!
BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD – Season One, Part One
I really hope we get a Blu Ray release of the whole of season one… but I’m betting we’re screwed. They’re also being real bad on this particular series doing 3 tiny releases out of this season, then a first half of the season – then we’ll get a second half of the season, then a full season – and then maybe if we’re all good lil sheep we’ll get a Blu Ray. Personally, I’d hold off. Unless you can’t. In which case… you don’t really need my advice, you’ve made a decision – the show is way fucking cool and you know that. Good stuff here, just half as much as I wanted.
THE CONVERSATION
Is it true? Is this really the first time this has come to DVD? I suppose it is ludicrous of me to expect a Blu-Ray anytime soon… so I’ll just continue to treasure my 16mm print – of this, my very favorite Gene Hackman performance ever. I know I’m supposed to say Popeye Doyle and THE FRENCH CONNECTION – but I think when I bought my 16mm print of THE CONVERSATION… back before this film was available on VHS… and I was the one guy that anyone knew that could watch THE CONVERSATION on demand… it became MY GENE HACKMAN movie – and I showed it to folks repeatedly. Watching not just the nuance of Hackman’s brilliant HARRY Caul… yeah, his character name is Harry. I don’t mind admitting that I love that. I love what a prick Harrison Ford is in the film. I love “Shirley” in the film – and this side of THE DION BROTHERS, Frederic Forrest hasn’t been better. But the pure staggering genius of this film is Coppola’s direction & writing – and the BRILLIANT sound design by Walter Murch. So much of this film is about SOUND. A brilliant double feature with BLOW OUT, watch THE CONVERSATION first though. Remember that. If you’ve never seen THE CONVERSATION, and I’m betting a majority of those that read this column have probably never had the opportunity to – this is a major victory for this brilliant film. Now – Coppola… call Criterion and let’s get the great release that this underseen masterpiece deserves. Hell – do a remaster and get it out in theaters. Give people a chance to see this the right way. This is easily one of the top films of the 70s. A towering decade of cinema. Discover Harry Caul. You’ll be very glad you did. If you love this and BLOW OUT. Let me recommend KLUTE, THE PARALLAX VIEW and 3 DAYS OF THE CONDOR. But THE CONVERSATION is king.
BIG MONEY RUSTLAS
I’m buying this. Because this could be some strange existential form of genius – if nothing else – support it for their attempt to end the reality embarrassment of Tila Tequila. Have you seen the trailer for this yet? Here… behold…
How is that not the greatest curiousity train wreck of awesome you’ve seen since MIRACLES? I mean. This exists. Can you imagine everything else in this movie? I mean… they’re evil old west clown thugs. It could very well be the scariest most ridiculous thing ever shat from the minds of humans. I can’t wait to wipe it up. I seriously might write up a full on review when I see it. I’m drawn to it like a fly to shit. I can’t wait.
L’ENFANCE NUE (Criterion Collection)
I would recommend before ever adopting a near teenage child with a troubled history, to watch this film. Pialat’s film captures almost exactly what I’ve heard many experiences with this type of adoption. I wouldn’t call it harrowing, but it is a slap to the face. It wakes you up to some very harsh realities about this type of experience. Brilliant film. Amazingly powerful.
L'amour existe, director Maurice Pialat's 1960 short film
Choses vues, autour de "L'enfance nue," a fifty-minute documentary
Excerpts from a 1973 French television interview with Pialat
New visual essay by critic Kent Jones
Video interview with Pialat collaborators
New and improved English subtitle translation
A booklet featuring an essay by critic Phillip Lopate
GOSH IT’S ME! ALICE GOODBODY
This is a softcore sex comedy that kinda reminds me of Robert Altman’s THE PLAYER, but more cynical – and less accomplished (obviously) – but I really enjoyed this crazy film. But this is good seventies softcore sex comedy work. And this is how Hollywood is run. Seriously. Well, maybe not too seriously. Heh.
Like I said, this week was pretty weak. But next week… you get the final season of LOST, the 13th season of THE SIMPSONS, TIME BANDITS on Blu, George Romero’s SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD, DORIAN GRAY, SHOGUN ASSASSIN (Blu), Three Silent Classics by Josef Von Sternberg, THE SQUARE on Blu, MACHINE GUN MCCAIN on Blu, WITHNAIL AND I on Blu, AJAMI, MONA LISA on Blu, THE LONG GOOD FRIDAY on Blu, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD: REANIMATED, NINJAS VS ZOMBIES… that’s right, I said NINJAS VS ZOMBIES – did your mind just ejaculate snot out your nose? Cuz that phrase made my brain drool too. Sadly, the grown up that is tied firmly to the rocking horse keeps whispering that it probably definitely sucks. I’ll be finding out soon enough – it’s on the top of the stack next to the computer. Yup, I dare to dream. Only way to be.
Here’s another vintage WOW from Criterion Blu – so far my favorite company putting vintage Blus out. This won Best Foreign Film back in its day – and helped bring a latin beat to the United States in 1952. And yes, this is an adaptation of that great Greek Myth – and takes it somewhere amazingly colorful and musical. Criterion does their standard brilliance on this disc – in particular watching this is another way of showing folks just how amazing films from half a century ago look on Blu. The cinematography on this film is one for the records. Stunning stunning colors. The single greatest release of this week!
New, restored high-definition digital transfer
Uncompressed monaural soundtrack
Optional English-dubbed soundtrack
Archival interviews with director Marcel Camus and actress Marpessa Dawn
New video interviews with Robert Stam, Gary Giddins, and Ruy Castro
A la recherche d' "Orfeu negro," a feature-length documentary
Theatrical trailer
PLUS: A booklet featuring an essay by film critic Michael Atkinson
How is that not the greatest curiousity train wreck of awesome you’ve seen since MIRACLES? I mean. This exists. Can you imagine everything else in this movie? I mean… they’re evil old west clown thugs. It could very well be the scariest most ridiculous thing ever shat from the minds of humans. I can’t wait to wipe it up. I seriously might write up a full on review when I see it. I’m drawn to it like a fly to shit. I can’t wait.
L'amour existe, director Maurice Pialat's 1960 short film
Choses vues, autour de "L'enfance nue," a fifty-minute documentary
Excerpts from a 1973 French television interview with Pialat
New visual essay by critic Kent Jones
Video interview with Pialat collaborators
New and improved English subtitle translation
A booklet featuring an essay by critic Phillip Lopate
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Harry, Paramount released "The Conversation" on DVD several years back. Great, great movie. Apparently, Lionsgate will be releasing the film on blu-ray as well, most likely in 2011.
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It is brilliant. And I have you to thank for showing it to me in my impressionable teen years. Respect to the Godfathers, but The Conversation is a little higher on my personal preference list.There was a DVD before this put out by Paramount. Has a Coppola commentary track and a separate Walter Murch commentary and it's a pretty great transfer if I remember. What's the new DVD like? New features?
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Sucky week for dvd releases>
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Only you would turn a review of some Hannah Montana teen pap into an endorsement of Scott Pilgrim, Harry. What are we going to do with you?
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Scratch that one off my most wanted Blu-list. Now bring along Barry Lyndon ffs!
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but couldn't find a previous copy, pretty sure it is somewhere in my DVD room. Probably between GODFATHER 2 and APOCALYPSE NOW. This CONVERSATION release doesn't seem to have any extras that I can find. The company didn't seem to send any out to anybody to review.
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Take me home and hug me?
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If the Hamlet Blu is region 1 or all regions? Can I watch this on my european PS3? The amazon page isn't very helpful.
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...right now.
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Why do you keep posting Miley Cyrus crap??? NOT COOL.
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Aug 17, 2010 6:44:07 AM CDT
The best line from the Rifftrax of Harry Potter and Prisioner of
by charles_corkey_thatcher
When Aunt Patuna starts to blow up Bill Corbit says "She's a Ware Harry Knowles!". Classic!
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That looks like a perfect movie to throw in during a party and watch other people as they look at the tv and say "Is that shit for real?"
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Out this week. Between its color palette and philosophizing, has the distinction of probably being one the best anime for stoners to hit in years. http://tinyurl.com/3x5j5h9 a review should be up later this week.
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Because I've always loved young love stories, though I hate the Miley efforts thus far. There's a blandness that just wasn't there in my Molly Ringwald and Matthew Broderick attempts when I was that age growing up. The disparity of quality is truly mind-numbing and something concerning when thinking about a generation growing up with this shit.
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You must bring me the Atmospherium! Now, climb down these rocks the way I do...!
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Harry, I'm so damn jealous of you that you actually have a 16 mm print of The Conversation! You mentioned a good double feature to pair The Conversation with but let me add another title to make the trifecta: Blowup The Conversation Blow Out Three of my favorite films of all time with the later two inspired by the first. Great column Harold, thanks for keeping up. "Listen, my name is Harry Caul. Can you hear me? Don't be afraid. I know you don't know who I am, but I know you. There isn't much to say about myself. I - was very sick when I was a boy. I was paralyzed in my left arm and my left leg. I couldn't walk for six months. One doctor said that I'd probably never walk again. My mother used to lower me into a hot bath - it was therapy. One time the doorbell rang and she went down to answer it. I started sliding down. I could feel the water starting to come up to my chin, up to my nose, and when I woke up, my body was all greasy from the holy oil she put on my body. I remember being disappointed I survived. When I was five, my father introduced me to a friend of his, and for no reason at all, I hit him right in the stomach with all my strength. He died a year later. He'll kill ya if he gets the chance. I'm not afraid of death but I am afraid of murder."
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Looks like I have to settle with rewatching the sub par DVD transfer until Warners European office gets its head out of its ass. Or maybe read the play again. It's quite good, you know.
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We're all fans of films around here. And occasionally some are well written and performed. Some feel quite realistic. But to suggest that a movie should be watched, and studied I assume, before undertaking the task of adopting is ridiculous! It's outrageous! And it's sad that anyone could believe a movie should influence the decisions one makes in real life. I'm sorry but that's embarrassingly poor advice. Fortunately anyone considering adopting probably has more common sense and intelligence than to consider watching a movie for a run-down on what to expect.
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ive never heard of the conversation. whats it about. im gonna check to see if they have it at netflix. also harry, you dont like the Dexter show? season 4 comes out today and ya didnt mention it. plus season 5 comes on in september and that looks like it will be awesome
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I'm sorry but that's a lame excuse not to have it included in the regular roster of releases, Harry!
You could have added it and wrote your excuse in the synopsis.
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That BIG MONEY RUSTLAS thing is not intended to be in the least bit serious. It's from this whole big Insane Clown Posse cult kinda thing. Gangsta rap, hardcore deathmatch wrestling...
Personally I don't think anything they're ever done should be taken too seriously, and I feel no shame in admitting some of their albums are so sick and hostile they're hilarious. I wouldn't watch this movie, though. I'm guessing it's a sequel to their other movie, BIG MONEY HUSTLAS? Well anyway, this whole big ICP cult refer to themselves as "Juggalos". And if you really want to see some wild shit, go to Youtube and track down any kind of IWA-Mid South wrestling..that's what ICP are all about. The 'Tequila Deathmatch' is a personal fave.
Well, now I'm proud. I have truly contributed something great to the AICN talkbacks. Ugh, just kidding.
I loved HAMLET and admired that it was a much more complete version than Franco/Mel's version.
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You know the humping robot on ROBOT CHICKEN? That thing on a washing machine would be like me on Miley. I don't give a fuck about her singing or her earnest little teen dreams. But mmmmmmm she looks so delicious!
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Loved his slimey Lex, and Popye Doyle
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and we've finally enetered that stage in her career where he audience is fgrown up and doesn't care that much about her, so she's forced to start sexing it up, my prediction, 4 years and shes appearing nude in some small movie. She will say the nudity is very tasteful and serves the story
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That made my day, week, month, year, life. Awesome.
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THE ANDERSON TAPES, ENEMY OF THE STATE (if only for the contrast to THE CONVERSATION) and the great little Michael Parks thriller THE LISTENING.
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Including the lovely Nancy Allen.
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I eagerly await that day although I predict she will test the waters in Maxim first.
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I've got five bucks that says her cunt rum tastes like the clear waters of the Nile.
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I resent the implication that MST3K fans aren't classic film fans or don't have respect for the material they spoof. MST3K is my favorite series. However, from a very young age, I've been a fan of Old Hollywood films from the 20's through the 60's. I watch those more than I watch modern films. I also recognize that most if not all of them were made more for the sake of commerce and not necessarily art. There's nothing wrong with pointing out the ridiculous and having fun with film. Nothing is sacred.
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Aliens Extended cut Blu-Ray getting full DNR treatment per Cameron's wishes. Suck it grain lovers.
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Because the as campaign was TERRIBLE!!! Not ONE interesting commercial!
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"Because this is a crazy majority of a certain part of youth culture today. This is a film about losing one’s virginity..." Harry, that's been a crazy majority of youth culture for a looooooooong time. Remember the 80s?
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But the anachronistic rocket launcher at 2:09 of the trailer for "Big Money Rustlas" could be the funniest thing I've seen this week.
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What a blast from the past! I hope there are some extras. The dvd I have is pretty bare. In the closing credits I have always noticed someone playing "Horseflesh", a bandit referred to in the film but never seen. Can we get some deleted footage perhaps? New Gilliam commentary? Where is a really golden shiny BARON MUCHAUSEN special edition? We need that! And a fucking NIGHTBREED director's cut. And I'm pleased to see I'm not the only one who feels that way about Miley. I agree with Bodacious_Crumb, I think she'll start with Maxim. Either that or one of those "artistic" black and white Playboy shoots, where she's all naked on a beach and nude and most of the time just uses a handbra. But WHAT THE HELL: handbras rock!
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We ARE movie geeks here, are we not? It's not like this is some obscure movie.
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I enjoy the Hanny Montany program. See...she's a schoolgirl by day, and a hooker by night. Then wait for the hilarity!
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I wonder...?
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No "vintage erotic lesbianism?"
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How much time is left on the Miley clock? Should I start unzippin'?
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Because the film isn't and hasnt been the most available. it is independently owned and distributed, thus not a part of the usual tv packages. Plus it never did terribly well upon initial release.
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Harry--you FUCKING shithead. You banned ChristianTerroristMilitia?!Fuck. I was going to reread his/her brilliant deconstruction of ye olde Headgeek again this morning and directly advocate for an AICN hire. Obviously expected too much. I know s/he hurt your wittle feelings (and got a good bit of valid praise for the quality of the insight/writing), but FUCK. I love you, Harry--but right now I'm PISSED at you. Banning ChristianTerroristMilitia was (I thought) beneath you.
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I totally see where you're coming from. ICP go so far beyond ridiculous and obnoxious. But the gorehound in me finds some of their lyrics funny.
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When she turns 18 I'm going to be very hard on her. In her. Behind her.
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The continuing adventures of Harry Caul.
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...for people who don't know how magnets work and think it's one of life's great mysteries.
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Did not realize that. Interesting.
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I saw it for the first time a few years back and it blew me away. For anyone who hasn't seen it yet, I can't recommend it enough. Great movie.
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Welcome To Mooseport....
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You've GOT to get going on Dexter. It's an excellent show. S1 was awesome, S2 even better. S3 was a bit of a dropoff, but still good thanks to Jimmy Smits. But S4 that came out today is a masterpiece. John Lithgow's Trinity killer is incredibly creepy, switching from teacher to family man to abuser to raving lunatic with such effortlessness, if he doesn't win the Emmy for it it's a sham! Seriously, oh ginger one, even if you don't watch the other seasons watch S4 for Lithgow. And the ending of the season is one of the more shocking, unexpected turns I've seen on TV in a while. It's gold, Jerry! GOLD!
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Yeah, like you haven't beat your meat to her already.
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Troll 2, widely considered one of the worst films ever made, is for some ungodly reason coming to blu-ray. on the other hand, we're also finally getting the complete, two films together uncut version of Grindhouse on blu in the Fall. Hopefully, that means that Quentin might finally release Kill Bill the Whole Bloody Affair on blu - I've been waiting on that one for years now.
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Aug 17, 2010 9:00:33 AM CDT
WTF Harry, so now you support violence against women?!!!
by trigpalinsbodydouble
in addition to pedophilia?!!! I'm no Tila Tequila fan by any stretch of the imagination. I HATE THE TALENTLESS BITCH. But, I cannot support a mob of fat loser cowards trying to physically harm another human being. AND YOU SHOULD NOT EITHER! But, then maybe you can relate to the fat fucks who follow the Insane Assclown Pussies. In fact, maybe you even consider yourself a juggalo. I sure hope not.
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I own it.
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He always reminds me of my grandfather. Wish he would come back in some nice, juicy roles.
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Behind Enemy Lines. What a waste of a fucking talent
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The fact that you could bring yourself to cover or advertise anything involved with the Shitsane Clown Pussies is a sad, sad day for AICN - how those guys have a career out of their crap is beyond me.
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Yes, if you've just got it sitting there then don't hesitate to pop that bad boy in! I recommend getting seriously wasted first though. Caligula is not a great movie by any stretch, but it is probably the closest thing to how fucked up the Romans were ever put on film. Plus it has great performances by Malcom MacDowell, Helen Mirren and Peter O'Toole. Also, Tinto Brass is a very underrated director and one of the best Euro softcore filmmakers out there. Especially if you're an ass man. And if nothing else, Caligula delvers in the sex and skin depravity department.
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UNTIL MILEY'S VAGINAL FOLDS FALL TO THE FORCES OF ISLAM!!!!
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Thanks man. I'll get properly wasted beforehand
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There's a system for that. It's called the alphabet.
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Not only did you criminally leave Dexter off of the list for reasons that are suspect, you also left off arguably the greatest animated TV show ever. Season 4 of Rocky and Bullwinkle was finally released 5 years after season 3 was.
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FANTASTIC FEST winner IN THE WALL, a 30 minute horror film starring Erin Brown and Patty McCormack, is also out this week. In addition to the 30 minute film, which Roger Ebert calls "A Stunner" and Guillermo Del Tor calls "Sick, oppressive, twisted and revolting", is a 20 minute CD of composer CLINT MANSELL's (Requiem For a Dream, etc etc) original score. DVD and CD for $9.99... http://tiny.cc/tj23p
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Indeed, The Conversation was released on DVD years ago and it was a very good transfer. I believe it was the same week I got McQueen and Pekinpah's The Getaway. I can't believe The Conversation is such an under seen flick. I guess I assumed most people were as consumed by it's brilliance as I am. Hackman is so good in this film. He isn't particularly likable, but it is facinating watching extreme paranioa take hold of his Harry Caul. He actually reprised the role (in spirit) in Enemy of the State, with Will Smith. Those with keen eyes will spot Hackman as Harry Caul in a CIA database photo. But I digress. People must see The Conversation. It is Coppola's first truly classic film. Total brilliance.
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in a minor role.
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But let's not condone what happened to her. That was beyond fucked up. I hope she wins her lawsuit. Big time.
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A shitty reality tv has been who can't seem to call it quits!!!
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Aug 17, 2010 10:02:39 AM CDT
Tila is a fucking useless douche, but she's got guts.
by stuntcock mike
She had to take all manner of stuff like human shit in the face to get her useless ass off the stage, whereas one drop of bird deuce forced Kings of Leon to flee like the bitch made ponces they are.
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it's one thing if you just don't dig the show... but to leave it off the list entirely, and then give some lame cop-out about how you're not "enthusiastic" enough and "caught up in it" enough to include it in the list. i guess this means you were more caught up in and enthusiastic about Furry Vengeance? seriously, you could put it in the list and then talk shit all about it and how you don't feel qualified to discuss it there, but at least you'd still have one of your amazon-pimping links to go along with it. why do you want to keep people from buying Dexter, while helping them buy shitty tv shows like Cougar Town and movies like Furry Vengeance? do you really think your readers would be more interested in those DVDs than in Dexter? if for nothing else, at least give john lithgow props for his amazing performance last season. seriously, which of the Dexter producers pissed in your guys cornflakes to earn this kind of shitty treatment?
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has been shown on cable lots of times. And Black Orpheus is amazing, saw it in film class...
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Harry does this all the time: putting Dexter in his coming reviews, but then omitting it when the actual DVD column comes out. I think he likes to tease the Dexter fans just like HERC likes to do to Supernatural fans.
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what the fuck!?!?
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I watched the Conversation about 18 years ago with a fellow film geek, and we hated it. We couldn't believe how much talent was wasted in the most dull movie of all time.
It's absurdly praised, yet it's absurdly boring. It's one of those films where it seems people like to say how good it is, because it makes them feel smarter to say that.
Many of those 70's flix that everyone hails as brilliant are really dull (chinatown, five easy pieces, klute, etc).
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Harry put way more thought and effort into that DVD review than he has in way more important and essential films (1 or 2 sentences, not always about the movie). Take that as you will.
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Is fucking amazing. I held off on seeing it until recently (Netflix Instant!) and I couldn't watch the episodes fast enough. It's one of those shows that everyone talks about, but yet you still won't watch, and it might get annoying the people keep talking about it, and yet you keep holding out, but then comes the day you actually watch it, and then you wonder what the fuck was your problem?
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"... trying to run 50 yards with a hot dog weiner squeezed between his ass cheeks"Was this frat boy once so bored with a movie he decided to entertain the room with this schtick? And you still continue to invite him over to watch movies with you? Or is he just your buddy, and the hot dog in the ass 50 yard dash thing is some sort of competitive league/hobby? Either way, that's a weird friend to have, Harry.
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Wow, the comments about Miley Cyrus are borderline rapist threats. Seriously, can AICN ever just be about geek stuff and not give these adolescent douchbags a voice? I am going to read my news elsewhere me thinks.
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From 2 titans of the seventies director explosion, Coppola and DePalma. And interesting how they end in similar fashion, both men alone in a world of their making.And denirogator1, anyone who could call Chinatown dull, along with The Conversation, deserves to be tied to a chair and watch Transformers 2, Clockwork Orange-style (probably another movie you'd call dull), 24/7.
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Haven't seen it but just the idea makes me...feel like I am 20, again. May have to check that out with my wife. Maybe a night to have a sitter. (wink,wink)
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Saw it at Fantasia and it.s exactly what you can expect from those crazy Japs that made Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police .... but with Aliens and Ninjas !!! Hilarious !!!
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With beginning, middle and end. I don't know how closely it followed the book, but it felt complete. Each season has played with variations of "Will Dexter Get Caught??". But any show that can give me a Jimmy Smits performance that surprised the hell out of me, and a brilliant John Lithgow, channeling his DePalma bad guy roles, is alright with me.
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I guess when I read harry's stuff I just automatically fill in the grammar.
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Aug 17, 2010 11:00:24 AM CDT
"Suck it grain lovers." Suck it detail lovers, you mean?
by sierratangofoxtrotuniform
You cock slurping twit. And I didn't think this DVD column could get any worse and here you go advertising an Insane Clown Posse movie. Did they throw you some free shit (which they probably have tons of because any reasonably intelligent person wouldn't buy anything those numbskull neanderthals are shitting out)?
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CONVERSATION is independently owned?? by a man named coppola perhaps? thats like saying star wars is independently owned.
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Still confused about the hot dog, though... and hey, where did all the Inceptards go?
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to know what you're getting into. Not a "film for the whole family", nor is it one you want to screen for your History class on ancient Rome. Graphic sex and graphic violence are the hallmarks of this film. On the other hand, while the sex is graphic, it's not what one might call "sexy". There's a scene at a banquet where the feaster are gorging themselves, puke, then continue to eat. The sex comes across in much the same way. It's consumption due to availability and addictive compulsion, not desire or even need. However, it works as the sex scenes simply heightened the sense of depravity and despair that Caligula's reign was known for.Not a movie I've ever felt comfortable recommending to anyone but one that is worth a viewing to anyone who feels they can handle it. If you're not easily offended or grossed out, give it a look. It does have some great performances and is interesting in how the film itself is something of a celebration of the excesses and depravity that Caligula was known for.
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I'm embarrassed, Harry. Hard to believe I haven't seen it. And yeah, BLOW OUT is a great flick. --If this was on blu-ray, I'd pick it up, for sure. (I may wait until this hits the dvd bargain bin or blu-ray.)
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Aug 17, 2010 11:09:40 AM CDT
i bought the conversation like 6 years ago, for $4.00
by idrinkyourmilkshake
and it came with Coppola commentary, can't beat that!
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before I figured out what (and who) he was talking about. However, on my first time through that sentence I really thought Harry was telling us his movie-viewing companions include some frat boy buddy who does unsanitary things with hot dogs.
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Actually, I haven't.
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Aug 17, 2010 11:38:53 AM CDT
You don't like that the Last Song made more than Scott Pilgrim?
by sierratangofoxtrotuniform
Yet here you are advertising the DVD on your column? I swear, there has never been a bigger hypocrite (literally and figuratively) than you, Harry. I guess Amazon's kickback is worth more than your integrity -- whatever shreds of it you have left.
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it has been discussed in the imdb forums,but i would like to hear your opinion:SPOILERSis the scene when the blood bursts out from the toilet a real event in the movie or a "dream" event? if its a real event then i think that it ruins the whole idea of the conspiracy since the hotel workers would have seen the blood and from there it would lead the police to the real murderers.so Hackman didnt have to worry much about being deceived.if its a scene which Hackman imagined,and is artistically used to enhance the atmosphere of the film,then again congratulations mr Coppola for your brilliant work in this movie.
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Mistie fans might appreciate the bad Z-movie spoofs, but I doubt any of the films MST featured intended to be god awful. The makers of Manos, probably thought they could make a fast buck with their little "horror" flick. Not one of the worst things ever to be stuck on celluloid. Bad wooden acting on purpose is never as funny as the real thing. I think the ever lovin' movie geek in you will never truly get MST. People make fun of a movie??? NOOOOOOO!!!
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It's not just your vivid memory of a 70mm showing. The Hamlet Blu-ray transfer is really lacking in quality, it could and should have been alot better.
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Was the first film I worked on here in LaLa Land that was pure joy. So many great people got together to make that film.
It was singularly one of the greatest experiences I had in the 20 years I have been in this business.
We need to continue supporting this fun non "Hollywood" movies.
This movie was designed by Tony "Army of Darkness" Tremblay.
Larry, the Director has an amazing Steampunk movie he wants to make called "Steam Wars"
So support this little film so we can see some more great heartfelt stories from people that do it for the love of it...not the $$$.
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of home theater technology. Again you seem to perceive a vast difference between 70 mil and blue. Perhaps you are just slapping bluerays in a player that's just plugged into a projector? You do understand that there's at least 50 things you could do right now to bring that experience closer to 70 mil film? And let's not even get into the new 12 thousand frames a second modes that make wheeling out of the spaceship at the beginning of Avatar look more real than I remember IMAX 3D. Those modes introduce an entirely new arguement(they are profound!)You've got to strip the release film off the blu. You've got to use judicious quantum resonance.
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Paramount released The Conversation as part of its Widescreen Collection (#02307) December 12, 2000. It included a "Close Up on The Conversation" featurette, commentaries by Francis Ford Coppola and Walter Murch, 5.1 surround and was enhanced for 16:9 TVs.
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Aug 17, 2010 12:13:46 PM CDT
That's ridiculous, I don't want to rape Miley. It's called respe
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I want her to use my face as her toilet paper. There's a difference.
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I recall you giving Harry a bunch of specs and such to improve his picture quality. Anything, besides the obvious (good quality HDMI cable) that, I, Mr. Average Consumer On Limited Income, can achieve??
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is the DVD release of the week, IMO. Maybe of the month..!
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I get the impression Harry doesn't realize that this is an Insane Clown Posse "movie." Looks like he thinks it's a random clowns-meet-old-west mash up.
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Ezzactly. We mean no harm. We are Miley's protectors. We are like the Brothers of the Cruciform Sword. Of Miley's dainty bits.
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i know your a busy guy, but i have something of a request. i would really enjoy a retro-review type of column where you every so often review something older such as The Conversation or The Player. not only would it be cool to see how you interpret these but it could generate some interest in the classics that a lot of the younger people on here may have never seen!
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...trailer trash juggalos assaulting a woman. Hooray for you Harry. Classy.
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"It’d be easy to be dismissive of this, but this pap made two and a half times what SCOTT PILGRIM did..." Well, 'ya know Harry, some people will tell you that SP is jsut as much of a crappy flick but geared to another part of today's crappy audience. Shit smells in the nose of the beholder.
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Aug 17, 2010 1:14:31 PM CDT
the godfathers were his sell-outs so he could make conversation
by jrkerr
and yeah I got conversation for like $8 on dvd at target a year ago.
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As I've said before, Harry's opinion of a film is about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop. It all depends on the mood he's in. His wife went to bed halfway through The Last Song, therefore it's a bad movie (not because it really probably is a shitty movie). If his wife had been blowing him while he was watching it, he would have waxed lyrical about what a charming little love story it is and how promising a young actress Miley is. P.S. Harry doesn't like MST3K because "I just respect the genre" and the rest of us don't.
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You can get the DVD from Netflix. One of my favorite movies of all time. Gene Hackman is amazing in the film and there are other great scenes with John Cazale, Teri Garr, Robet DuVall, and the pre-Han Solo, Harrison Ford. I live in the San Francisco Bay Area and it's fun to see what the city looked like and how the people dressed back in the 70s. The opening scene with the mime is hilarious. It's on YouTube: http://tinyurl.com/2frhroa
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Aug 17, 2010 1:35:13 PM CDT
lucky slevin (in relation to your idea of retro-reviews from Har
by jdanielp
I saw SCOTT PILGRIM and THE EXPENDABLES over the weekend, yet the best movie I watched was at home,...and what a classic. How could I forget that "THE COWBOYS" was such a great movie? Better than memory served, they really don't make them like they used to. Too many movies today are just empty, inside.
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will be the song I cue up when Miley and I go home after our first date. We shall embrace, a heavenly light shall shine down on us, and the rest of the world will cease to exist
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Yeah nothing is clearer than looking at a picture through a cloud of gnats. Cameron is completely remastering the film. It's being de-noised, de-grained, up-rezzed, and color-corrected in every frame. Even JC admits it was shot on a new high-speed negative that didn't work out. It was replaced the next year. He's only doing it on the Extended Cut anyway, which is inferior in my opinion, although I may have to just deal with it now.
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The Conversation is out, and been out for years. I bought it the same time I bought Will Smith's Enemy of the State.
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to celebrate her birthday before I tongue her feet until they blister.
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is fantastic. I love that lonely piano music played as Harry Caul's theme.
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Well perhaps I spoke to quickly. so apologies for that. I was thinking about the French Connection on Blu-ray and how Friedkin supposedly got rid of the grain, yet in his attempt he made the print pastel looking and extremely plasticky. It looks terrible, and there is still grain in the print! I just got into Blu-ray and already I can see this battle over film grain since if it does become mainstream like DVD, the increase in quality will reveal more grain which is common in film, but average viewers will see this as a step down in quality.
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...thank you for your defense of Chinatown which is easily on my top ten favorites of all time. Dull? It reminds me of a coupkle of weeks ago when Entertainment Weekly ran a talk back asking people for their most overrated films of all time. I actually expected to see Chinatown, but it wasn't there. What was there, The Godfather, Lawrence of Arabia, Dr Zhivago, Bridge on the River Kwai(people really hate Lean) and a lot of others that I was too stunned to keep track of. Idiots. As fas as Miley Cyrus goes, I was thinking awhile back about how its funny that while teenagers and young adults are trashier than ever in their behavior, films about them are quite chaste. I remember seeing First Love back in the 70s and was stunned at the explicitness. I figured that films were gonna go that way, but they seem to have reentered the 50's.
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Aug 17, 2010 2:07:27 PM CDT
What are the details of the original "CONVERSATION" dvd release?
by benbraddock
Think I want to track down a copy of that one rather than this new release. Can anyone tell me the studio, year etc? I'm ashamed to say I've never seen it
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It's available for £2.99 on Amazon.co.uk! Released by Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment (!) Super Saver Delivery too. Ker-ching! Sold
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It had two commentaries: One by Coppola and one by Walter Murch. It also had a featurette (I think it was a vintage one, but I can't remember for sure). My guess is that maybe the new DVD has better picture since the Paramount one came out in 2000, but who knows. I do know by that point Paramount was doing anamorphic and putting more effort into their releases. If I recall, not too long ago you were able to track one of these DVDs down in 5 dollar bins at places like Wal-Mart and Big Lots.
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You can pick up the original Paramount release for about $5 on Amazon. Or you may be able to find it in the $5 bin at Wal-Mart, that's where I got mine. It has a commentary with Coppola and another with Walter Murch. Also has a featurette and trailer. One of Coppola's best. Good transfer.
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If you're talking about Hackman in the '70s, you have to include Night Moves. A fantastic neo-noir.
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yeah there is something infinitely more appealing about old movies to me. if for no other reason than they are like little time machines for your mind. ill have to check out the cowboys though, as it looks fantastic.
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The curent one (which is out of print) is bare bones. I think it's one of the few De Palma movies on DVD that doesn't have a documentary on it.
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Aug 17, 2010 2:38:20 PM CDT
Wtihnail & I, The Long Good Friday, & Time Bandits on Blu
by soylentmean
I'm interested in picking up all three but I'm suspicious of their low price point on Amazon. $13 a pop seems pretty low, especially for two previous Criterion Collection releases.
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I'm in Houston and, according to the locations I went to, none of the Best Buy's or the Fry's in the area received any. They all show it as releasing today, but no one got them nor show them as coming. Both places told me that usually means it was delayed. Do you know if it actually came out today?
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Miley will not rule for long. There was a time we feared Brittney and N'Sync. Cougartown was arguably my favorite new show last year - it flips back and forht with Modern Family, but bottom line - good, good, good show.
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Veterans have demanded a woman be jailed later this week after she was caught urinating on a war memorial, and then performing a sex act
Miley Cyrus was branded "Britain's most disgusting person" after admitting outraging public decency at Blackpool Magistrates' Court.
Old soldiers formed a "guard of dishonour" when she appeared, hours late, for the hearing before JPs.
Veterans believe she should be put behind bars to set an example to others.
Drunken Cyrus, 17, of Nashville, Tennessee, was seen relieving herself on the town's Cenotaph by CCTV operators in June.
When police arrived they found her performing a sex act on a man sitting on the memorial. As she put it, "I'm almost not underage anymore. Super wet. Fuck, I CANNOT BE TAYYYYYYEMD!!!!!!!!!"
Conservative councillor Julian Mineur, a former soldier and an organiser of Shop for Heroes, set up to help veterans in the resort, said: "The veterans community are outraged at this sort of action, particularly by a foreigner, taking place on a consecrated piece of ground.
"We feel a strong message has to be sent out this sort of thing should not be tolerated and is despicable.
"The Cenotaph is sacrosanct. There is a huge amount of public outrage on this in the town and across the country."
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It supplanted "The Searchers" as my favourite John Wayne movie (which now is fourth, being bumped down by "The Quiet Man" and "The Shootist")."Entertainment Weekly ran a talk back asking people for their most overrated films of all time. I actually expected to see Chinatown, but it wasn't there. What was there, The Godfather, Lawrence of Arabia, Dr Zhivago, Bridge on the River Kwai(people really hate Lean)"That, and I think they hate 3-hour movies. I guess the rule is, if the movie runs longer than your laptop or portable DVD player or phone's battery charge, it's too long and therefore overrated.
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Instead of just listing titles that are out. I can look that up easily, I'd like to know which has the best special features. I do like that he posts movies I would never know about that does help. But putting on big time releases and with little information about them I find pointless. I'm with Harry on sometimes being upset that some movies make more than others but in the end who gives a shit? The movies you like you can buy and watch forever if you like. The shitty one's that come out and make millions upon millions a lot of the time are forgotten about. I brought up the second Transformers movie with some friends to talk about how horrible movies can get. And my friend goes "They made a second one?... Oh that's right I totally forgot about it" As did other people in the group. That movie came out last summer. So who gives a shit if Miley's movie made more than Pilgrim it just proves what we all know already: That there are more idiots out there than smart people.
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Still De Palma's masterpiece, and that final scene manages the amazing task of simultaneously chilling your blood while it breaks your heart. "It's a good scream...a good scream..."
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I have to say I've never been a fan of film noir, so Chinatown was definately not my cup of tea. But Chinatown is about something not very exciting....water!
Roman Polanski films have never interested me very much.
No transformers for me. I can't stand CGI crap. I don't need explosions, just something compelling. (I love all of Kubrick's films btw)
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Harry can jam when he chooses to.
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Hoping for De Palma titles on Blu-ray. Not only Blow Out but Dressed to Kill, Body Double, and Obsession also. Hell, Troll 2 has been announced for a BR release. Where's my De Palma?
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I don't remember hearing about Tila before I read news about rocks and feces being thrown at her. If she is annoying, there is still zero excuse for this behavior. Zero. I also do not care to support efforts of a group writing lyrics that appear to celebrate ignorance and not wanting to talk to a scientist.
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Where the fuck is this weeks soft core Sappho fare?
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Yeah that would be cool. Hopefully they work from a restored print. The print used for the special edition DVD from 2001 has some fairly noticeable wear and theres even a big hair jumping around the screen as Angie Dickenson walks out of the museum before going into the cab.
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New name after the Professionals get done with 'er. At the stroke of midnight 'pon her 18th, of course.
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Will LOVE Big Money Rustlas and HATE anything that's widely acclaimed.
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Aug 17, 2010 4:15:25 PM CDT
If you're really going to waste precious time on this earth
by quin the eskimo
with a Jugalo movie. Just do humanity a favor and chop off your own dick, meat cleaver style. We all deserve more out of humanity.
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isn´t native 70mm. But I never thougt Harry would notice, Predator UHE opened "a portal into another dimension" for him.
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The only semi good thing he did was george of the jungle.
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Actually, depending on your opinion of the movie, he was quite good in The Mummy. The first. Only the first. And he was good in his short role on Scrubs. In fact, he should go the Charlie Sheen route and try TV. Sheen's made a shitload of cash, and Fraser couldn't do worse than Furry Vengence.
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He had some good ones: School Ties, Encino Man, Airheads, the (first) Mummy, Gods and Monsters, - I can't come up with anything in the last ten years, though
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I looked up Brendan Fraser on imdb to see if there were any I missed - there weren't - but I did see one scary bit of news I hadn't heard yet - they're milking the Mummy franchise again as it lists Mummy 4: Rise of the Aztec as being in preproduction on his credits - title seems a bit specific to just be supposition or conjecture - the gods really DO hate us
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Killik, you know the secret art of 'bolding'... how you learn that mister?
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Aug 17, 2010 5:07:53 PM CDT
Cobra i didnt do anything.it appeared like this by itself.!!!!
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Killik, you've stumbled upon secrets you can't possibly understand. Now desist, and stop spamming up this thread!
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over and out
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"I know many of you have never been lucky enough to see a 70mm film. But to see a film like HAMLET or DR ZHIVAGO or 2001 in its native 70mm… it’s just unforgettable."
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Jeez, "rape threats"? A huuuuge part of geek gabbing is talking about the hotties! That's part of the fun! Now on to bigger and better things: favorite nude scenes! I think mine is Katie Holmes in THE GIFT. I mean, holy shit!! Fuck jumping on Oprah's couch, I would . .
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I was ROTFLMAO when I read about it. The Juggalos have taste and showed Tila Tequila that she is a bottomfeeder that needs to get the fuck out of there. Can't wait for Big Money Rustlas. If it's as ridiculous as Big Money Hustlas this is gonna be fun.
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Is that -- by any change -- actually MORE RIDICULOUS and laughable than Harry's review? First of all, the "Juggalos" like ICP...ok, nevermind. That's really all that needs to be said about their tastes.
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Respect, brother!IN NOLAN WE TRUST
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... ... ... ... I saw ICP in concert a few years back. My buddy insisted that I check them out. He bought the ticket. I went. ... And I had a decent time. Never listened to them again.
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Aug 17, 2010 7:03:03 PM CDT
Disliking Tila Tequila is no more an indication of taste
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The new meme.
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Holy shit Harry, way to go to prove him 100% right on your psych profile..phenomenally lame and pathetic
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I wonder if the rent is bad there?
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is a Ford i wanted to see more of.
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I'll have to see the Cowbows. What do you think of Hondo? And as for the Shootiest, i'm more convinced Wayned got better as he got older.
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Aug 17, 2010 8:03:04 PM CDT
Stop watching dumb shit like Miley Cyrus movies then, Harry
by sierratangofoxtrotuniform
Then you would have time for quality stuff like Dexter. But perhaps your whoring ass won't get paid as much and it's painfully obvious that is all that matters to you nowadays.
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"Probably the single most fun Korean film I’ve ever seen. It is pretty devoid of incest and those other dark subject matters usually found in Korean films."
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The guy isn't making fun of classic genre movies nor does he share much in common with MST3K sensibilities. The Bantam Street Blamire Things are deeply affectionate riffs on a style, not pointed satire or parody.The players (yes, a stagy stock company!) are utterly serious and never winking at the audience because the cast are PLAYING actors acting in a genre movie. The actors are in on the joke, but not the actors they are portraying.Something like last year's ALIEN TRESPASS tried and failed miserably because of the framing device of the "found movie" telegraphed the movie-within-a-movie ham-handely; it also lacked Blamire's wit and wordplay.I know Harry is very sensitive about classic genre films being picked on by snarky hipsters, but SKELETON and STORMY are not flame jobs. And they are certainly light years better than most dinner theatre. Hey, if Bob Burns can don his gorilla suit and run around the Blamire's mansion set, that's about as ringing an endorsement as I can think of. Kogar rules!
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...the talkbacker ChristianTerroristMilitia; I know he was occasionally posting in the talkbacks recently. However, I apparently did read this revolutionary post about Harry that he wrote, and for which he was banned.
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I noticed Mad Max was banned also. Doesn't necessarily mean Harry did it.
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I didn't read anything by ChristionTerroristMilitia (great name btw) and don't know shit about what's going on, but on a completely neutral and curious level, tell me: Harry, how and why do you put up with this shit?
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Aug 17, 2010 9:21:45 PM CDT
Don't buy the MPI version (U.S. edition) of the Good, the Bad, t
by dbtayag
Why? Because it's only in a 1080i resolution. Unless you love interlaced transfers, skip this one until they release a 1080p version.
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Aug 17, 2010 9:24:30 PM CDT
FUCKING A!!!!! AWESOME CRITERION blu ray box set coming in No
by aka_gern_blanston
November 23, 2010, Criterion is releasing a six-disc blu-ray set two weeks before it hits DVD. The set will include a BBC documentery and 7 films covered in the doc: America Lost and Found: The BBS Story Head (by the Monkees) Easy Rider Five Easy Pieces Drive, He Said A Safe Place The Last Picture Show The King of Marvin Gardens Now THAT is awesome news (and it means we'll see a much better version of Easy Rider on blu! set will be $124.95 and looks awesome.
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between that Criterion set, Back to the Future, Alien Anthology, King Kong, Psycho, Indiana Jones trilogy (rumored), and more I can't even think of this is going to be one expensive Fall for film lovers.
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Aug 17, 2010 9:30:19 PM CDT
separately in November, Criterion is also releasing
by aka_gern_blanston
Night of the Hunter (better than Cape Fear for Mitchum in my opinion) Modern Times Antichrist All on blu. FUCKING A, indeed!
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What do they have in common.
With Hitchens there would be no one on earth that agrees with every one of his beliefs, you can't pigeon hole him into being a liberal or conservative, his beliefs are a mix i.e. he is a proponent of Karl Marx whilst fully supporting the Iraq War, he has been described as a contrarian maybe thats his label.
Reading Harry's movie reviews I feel the same, surely there would not be a single person alive that has a very similar taste to Harry, with someone like Ebert or Travers (even the likes of Beaks and Capone on this site) I find a level of consistency in their reviews, what they like, what they appreciate, what is important to them, I can almost guess based on other reviews how Ebert and Travers will see a movie. With Harry I have no idea, the cynic in me and with many people may say that he appreciates movies that appeals to 14 year old boys (i.e. Expendables, Nightmare on Elm Street, Speed Racer), but then in this DVD column we see how he appreciates classic movies like The Coversation.
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Believe it or not, me and my Bud took a long shot on this one at the Kenmore theater in Boston. It was actually a hell of a-lot of fun. Kudos to Harry for pointing this BR out to us. I might have to Netflix it for a revisit.
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Now that is some good news!
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It's a good movie with some great sequences (the opening shot is a staple of film studies courses) but there's no way its better than the GODFATHERS.
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Been waiting for that one. I'll hold it between my knees.
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Just saw the post about Criterion releasing Night of the Hunter on Blu-ray. It's about bloody time!
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damn back when I was an ICP fan, what was wrong with me
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That'd be the shit, in some other world of higher awesomeness.
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was released before with Sharon Kelly/Colleen Brennan. It didn't have the Gosh It's Me tag. Same film or Sequel?
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That was one of his better ones. Airheads and Gods and Monsters were good too.
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actually care about? Enough of this esoteric crap.
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Masturbation is not rape, it's essential.
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Our little princess is all grown up
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When young female pop stars dress like street whores, even for the sake of entertainment, they're more or less asking to be objectified and viewed and evaluated and discussed as a piece of meat. Want to be taken seriously as a musician? Put some fucking clothes on and perform some music.
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one is a man of principle and eloquent and consistent defender of logic ..the other is a c grade hollywood web marketing condom.
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I want to, as my friend Conspiracy put it, shovel coals into a post 18 year old Miley's boiler.
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Harry is a fat and lazy Rocky Dennison-looking hack.
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She's above average, cute at best. But, to each his own. I think the jailbait factor definitely adds to her appeal for many of you guys.
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The goal is to soil innocence.
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Thats reason enough to fear Miley.
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Aug 18, 2010 11:04:19 AM CDT
Goregazer, thanx for the heads up on Katie Holmes
by trigpalinsbodydouble
in The Gift. I've been wanting to see her naked since Dawson's Creek and didn't realize this was out there. I'll probably just Google the scene on the internets rather than renting and watching the whole movie.
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And I don't know if thats a good thing or not.
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The Gift is an overlooked Sam Raimi film with a great performance from Cate Blanchett. It wouldn't hurt to see the whole thing.
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I've added it to my Netflix, but I can't justify putting it at the top of my Queue at this time. But, if they make it available for streaming I will definitely check it out based on your recommendation.
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GODS AND MONSTERS, THE PASSION OF DARKLY NOON, THE MUMMY and he gets a pass for appearing in KIDS IN THE HALL: BRAIN CANDY and THE QUIET AMERICAN (tho he got acted off the screen by Michael Caine there). He's one of all too many actors who's only as good as his material. Maybe someone will take a chance on him and save him from sliding into Martin Lawrence / Eddie Murphy territory...
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if nothing else, you get to see Katie Holmes's boobies in THE GIFT. It's a good film too, but never discount the promise of boobies.
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They're both delusional. They have that in common.
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The Brothers of Mileys Cruciform Sword shall protect her chastity...until it's time to take that chastity away
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Why would you attend something to be entertained and then throw shit at every act? It wasn't just Tila Tequila.They threw shit at Method Man, and the wrestlers that the ICP hired to entertain their fucking fanbase. I bet you anything because of the lawsuits there will not be another "gathering" for a long ass time if ever at all. Tila Tequila had no business perfoming at this or any event.She's not a good singer and should stick to stripping or modeling or what ever it is she got famous for to begin with. If you want to youtube the group "wrestling",try looking up where a 6'9 300 pound wrestler named Mike Awesome beat the shit out of them so bad they quit the company as fast as they could and tried legal action. It's funny, Harry you have no problem with violence against women and enjoy sick shit in movies like graphic rape and torture yet you ban someone for calling you out on some dumb shit. Grow a set man.
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Then much wine shall be drank as we gaze upon the Dame Cyrus' seared buttock and prolapsed anus mirroring the previous enhancements of thy maiden Hillary Of The Duff.
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to prepare for the Big Day. I'm also doing sit-ups to tighten my abs for sweet Miley. I can do 1,000 now. When I wake in the morning and my eyes are puffy, I put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub while I touch myself and my mind wanders to her.
HEEEYYYY, it's a party in the YOU-ESS-SAY! -
My GOD...I long to run my tongue up the backsides of Billy Rays nearly legal offspring right to her still rosey and unstained anal bud...to inhale the fragrant aroma of sex and last nights Taco Bell, let it fill my lungs as I continue to fool her with gentle proding her her luscious moist 17yr old crotch blossom...and then as the Trance version of Achey Breaky Heart fills the room...and her mind is elsewhere...deliver a viscious, hard, deep pollination within her swollen fertile furrow and plant the seed deep and thereby allow her to continue the long proud traditions of the Southern Trailer Woman.
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I read some article than she's diet in preparation for her wedding. I don't think she should lose anymore. Lizzie McGuire needs some meet on her bones.
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Have you thought of publishing a book of poetry? Never before have I encountered words describing Fair Maidyn Cyrus' dainty nubbins so eloquently
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My personal concubine, Ellen Page, shall take you by the hand and escort you to my personal lair, where you shall be indoctrinated in the ways of the Abom Sandwich
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I remember seeing Alfred Hitchcock's "VERTIGO" not long after seeing Tim Burton's "BATMAN", thinking there were some striking similarities, visual or otherwise (if you where to look and/or listen).
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(if you KNOW where to look and/or listen)
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The internet will explode on the day of miley blossoming into womanhood.
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for all you can eat buffet when she turns 18. Just wonder if she has a clean plate? Hmmm.
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for all you can eat buffet when she turns 18. Just wonder if she has a clean plate? Hmmm.
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It'll be like faceplanting into a soft pillow adorned with rose pedals, with the flavor of a bitter chocolate combined with Creme De Menthe.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
In ninety-five days
I'll be one with you
Sneak into your room
Your lips I shall part
Entwining our tongues
And achey-break hearts
When in comes your dad
But he tells us 'don't stop--
I'm filming this for a DVD
make $20 a pop -
Aug 18, 2010 3:37:33 PM CDT
Alas..I cannot, nay will not deny...my phallis has noticed Miley
by conspiracy
for some time now. Judge me not Professionals..., her intoxicating charms are ageless, boundryless, my morality torn assunder by her nubile feminine sexuality. Her bountiful yet hard and accessable ass, her tawdry toe revealing clothes, and my manhood longs to be embraced tightly by her delicious experience seeking lips...to say nothing of the warm, viscious ambrosia flowing from her succulent flowering womanhood, it's contents imbibing all who partake with Mileys youthful vigor and unquenchable passions.As the common folk out here in Califorina say so beautifully..."that bitch be (insert age here) worth doing 25 for!" I concure my brethren...yes indeed.
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Whenever I'm feeling lonely
Or maybe feeling blue
I think of your sweaty pride
And then I shoot the goo.
Whenever I feel lousy
And life is just a crock
I remember all the layers of skin
I've whittled off my cock.
Whenever I'm depressed
Like a boat without a mast
I remember all the sweet things you sing
And administer the self-faceblast.
When I need a shoulder to cry on
You are always there in my thoughts
Your panties dry, but not for long
When 18 thou shall see cumshots. -
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harry gives ICP actual promotion here, how about that? No excuses, no "oh it'll be a train wreck" ... giving ANY exposure to those pathetic excuses for humans cannot be defended in any way.
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where I believe 16 is still legal. Just sayin'
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We have all the time in the world
Just a boy and a girl
You and me
Embracing naked by the sea
As your father looks on in approval -
to Mileys Management.
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We could have been legally stoking the fire for the last 3 years..in Germany and France anyway.Just saying.
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You entertain the masses
And that's all well and good
They dance and shake their asses
But be this understood:
Dear Princess, in your garden
I shall plant the firmest wood
And the people and your father
Shall smile down and say
"'Tis good" -
The early bloom of SpringHer pedals invitingFather Achey, Cherry Breaky
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If Miley doesn't drip with lust after reading these passages of Passion and desire written by real professional men...may she forever be left to an unsatisfying life of gash grinding with Sam Ronson
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that sprang from Billy Ray Cyrus' loins has to have satanic properties.
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"Whenever I feel lousy And life is just a crock I remember all the layers of skin I've whittled off my cock"
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Three exclusive clips spread over three other websites up today, and no mention here???
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and, with head hung low, admit I have yet to still see The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. I watched a few during Quint's Movie A Day series when he covered some of Wayne's films, had seen a few here and there over the years (mostly his war pictures) and I have a whole bunch in queue as rentals. They come sporadically as I like to spread them out a bit because once I've seen them I can't experience them again for the first time.
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as the film's ranking is right there in the title. They have made it too easy to review the movie:"Vampires Suck" - Yes It Does!"Vampires Suck", And So Does This Movie!That Sucking Sound You Hear is the Suckiness of "Vampires Suck" Sucking So Much Suck!I Got Suckered Into Seeing "Vampires Suck".I Sucking Hated This Sucking Suck of a Sucky Movie!"Vampires Suck" Doesn't Suck Blood, It Sucks IQ Points - Beware!!"Vampires Suck" Sucks So Hard It Turned The Theatre Inside Out!"Vampires Suck" Sucks!
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My favorite Gene Hackman performance as well. I feel this generation isn't as aware of this masterpiece as they should be.
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is coming out next week! Holy crap! I wish I had some extra money. And, I know this is a long shot, but does anyone know any info on the whereabouts of a SPACED Blu-ray set?
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... plus the "etc".
That's a whole heap of '70s love-worthy cinema to hate on. I feel a little less joyful and spiritually be-sparkled for having read it.
Golly AND a gosh, I cry.
The Conversation is tier 1 1970s Americana yumminess. Elegant and evocative, imperial but affecting. Strewn through with that gorgeous, vivid, grimey New York. What better hands to lead you through the shadows of those particular regret-filled streets with, than Gene, Walter, and Francis? Nobody, that's who.
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...Have you seen Donovan's Reef? Wayne had a period where he made some really good lighthearted pics(Hatari, North to Alaska) that weren't as good as his westerns I guess but were a lot of fun. Donovan is my personal favorite, love the scenery, has a great supporting cast(Jack Warden, Mike Mazurki) but mainly Lee Marvin as Wayne's rival(they unhappily share a birthday) and fight whenever they meet. Marvin is hilarious in the role, no surprise that he won an oscar for Cat Ballou. Guy was a badass, but I really would have loved to seen him in more comedies.
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Fuck Harry.
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Yo! It's a shame Ass Dan didn't live to see this day.
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Shall come the pruning of the fairest flower
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Aug 19, 2010 8:18:31 AM CDT
As each day passes, the scent of blooming clam increases.
by stuntcock mike
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NORTH TO ALASKA is actually one of my favorite John Wayne flicks. It was wonderful to discover,...20 or more years ago, when I thought I had seen all his best. I highly recommend NORTH TO ALASKA, especially for married couples, as it is one of the few John Wayne pictures available that also appeal to women.
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Ms Cyrus' birthday is November 23. Two days later, Nov 25, is Thanksgiving.
And I say to you know that I will most assuredly be on my knees that day, thanking Handsome Bale and all the gods of Valhalla for having blessed me with the opportunity to excavate the splendor of Miley's pleasure cave -
Miley's press agent will release a statement wherein she'll redact the name of her current CD, "Can't Be Tamed" and re-name it "Jesus, It Hurts"
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Duke, Dino, Ricky Nelson and Walter Brennan. Angie Dickinson made for nice eye candy and the "romance" between her and Duke was so funny. Was nice blend of humor, action and cast. Wasn't a dull moment in it, pacing was great as was music. Perfect western for its time and killer movie poster.
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Although most guys probally just want to take her.
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Aug 19, 2010 9:45:08 AM CDT
YEEAH YEAH YEEAAH YEAH IT'S A PARTY IN MY VA-YAY-YAY
by bringingsexyback
All aboard the Professionals Deflower bus!!! Woot wooot!!!
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I'm not sure what Dame Cyrus' diet consists of these days. But on Nov 23 she's having a massive beef chimicanga
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movies that I think I may have seen on TV when I was a little kid. Because of Cat Ballou, a childhood favourite of mine, I was a big fan of Lee Marvin growing up. So, I'm sure if I had come across a movie on TV with him I would have watched. But it is in my rental queue anyway to either see for the first time, or the first time in a few decades. JDanielP, North to Alaska is another John Wayne movie I think I have seen but look forward to seeing again. I've moved it up in my queue along with the others mentioned here.
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I heard one of her favorite slogans is:Beef, its whats for dinner (and in my mouth). Also heard she's been taking pole dancing lessons from Paris Hilton. Just hope she sanitized the pole before jumping on it.
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or a white tie. With respects to ZZ Top.
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and me shall consist of the song "Kiss You All Over" by Exile, and massive quantities of coke
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Maybe Miley can try it. Download it on amazon for $.99 is worth it. Lyrics are like:Starlet from the silver, see you in a midnight dream. Rated X. Working for the sugar man, making sure he's a happy man, rated x. Pat is sooo dirty when singing that song. Best album was her first "Heat of the night". Yes I had an adolescent crush on Miss B. Another fun song was "My clone sleeps alone". Yeah it was late 70s NYC music at its best (Blondie, Cars, Supertramp, etc).
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Although Paulina Rubio does a nice female cover of it. Check her out. Best CD is Border Girl.
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day without smoking pot. Then I go- holy shit! I could be stoned right now! Then I smoke some pot.
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Yeah, those times / musical era was great. The Cars were from Boston, I think, but I'd be willing to lump them with that movement that came out of disco and ushered in the rock/new wave. Blondie was great. Man, Debbie Harry and Pat B were great stroke material.
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"Touch if you will my stomach. Feel how it trembles inside. This is what it sounds like when the doves cry."
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Call 1-800-Professionals now.
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for me. Throw in punk rock music from London, the clothes, NYC and those cities before they cleaned up their image, music videos still in their infancy, groups like the cars and others bringing a new sound to the airwaves. You know it was good to be young at that time. Debbie Harry and Pat were the bad girls you had at high school that you lusted after but the crowd they hung with scared the shit out of you. Album covers were great. But again that sound killed disco (yeah) and taped into a generation ready to step up and shake up the music industry. And thats always a good thing. Gotta admit Stevie Nicks in her heyday was pretty hot and that husky voice....
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co-starring Abominable Snowcone
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Done to the Cars tune of the same needed.
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I'm a Fleetwood Mac fan. Love me some Stevie Nicks. Lindsey Buckingham is PROFESSIONAL
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Are satire and parody always lost on you? Everything you said about the cultivation of her image-identity is true, and entertainers like that who whore themselves are in reality grabbing the wrong kind of attention. I mean, we KNOW this--Stunt, leo, myself, etc. We're simply illustrating the lunacy of the obvious. So Miley's a cute almost 18-year old sing. her music is inane and appeals to kids (mostly girls). After hitting her later teen years, what's with the hussying up of the image? isn't it possible to dress and act like a woman without LOOKING like a street whore? Because as you said, it's not the attention of her young fans she's nurturing with her wardrobe. It's guys. Who could NEVER care about that insipid "music."
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That's hot.
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And I Have watched many a pleasureable episode of Hanna Montana...I was sore for a week after the HM Marathon on Disney.
And there is nothing gross about the tender deflowering of a young lady. I once knew a 38yr old guy who was fucking his friends 18yr old daughter, and as he said.."Hey...teen aged guys can't fuck worth a shit...and somebody has to teach these chicks how to do it right."He was a wise man. -
Lose it to a professional. Not an amateur.
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Ah, poetic words. Is there another kind of deflowering? Methinks not, ever the romantic
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Aug 19, 2010 1:10:31 PM CDT
"hussying up" That should be a required class for all teen girls
by conspiracy
Fuck Math class...they'll make much more money and be a lot more fun if they just learn proper throat control.
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And risk embarassment? I think not.
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It is totally unnatural for a 18yr old woman to still be acting like she is 10. Face it...she has been a "Woman" for a while now...and was probably getting a little pissed off with The Mouse at having to act like a kid whenever she was out in public. Imagine being a typical 15-16yr old and having to dress and act like your little sister.You Professionals see the Vid of her MOvie wrap party? Bitch can MOVE that ass like a pro.
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for the girls that it was targeted to. Think about it, Hannah the singing pop star everybody loved is something most girls daydream about (Much like boys do about pro athletes). She loved her dad, had best friend she shared everything with, when she got in trouble she learned a lesson. And now Miley is trying to shed that image, I understand. Its time to move on but not to that of a pole dancer look. Want to be treated like an adult then look and act like one. Dressing like a skank and pretending to kiss another girl onstage in a sleazy choreography dance routine aint the way to go. Miley, I wish you the best but honey this isnt the route to take.
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to spend hours orally pleasuring her tight untouched starfish and fully womanly, yet delicately scented, moist and empty missle silo. Her room filled with womanly designs and the last vestiges of her childhood...I'd bang her into the headboard so hard we'd knock the Hello Kitty Perfume right off her nightstand...the last shred of her childhood and innocence symbolically shattered next to her cream soaked g-string.
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or had a photo showing her as such. This months playboy had a commando shot of Katy Perry in a summer dress. Whoa!! Her butt cheeks were so hard you could bounce a roll of dimes off 'em. Thats one gal I'd like to put my hands on and the enjoy the curves of. As well as a little enjoyment of the scenery.
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From anonymous Christian Pop, too wearing next to nothing talking vag, Tits and cock. Several Million in album sales can't be wrong.
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Sounds like it could be the title to a new song of hers if she tries getting into the black audience.
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Aug 19, 2010 1:35:21 PM CDT
Katy Perry would happily submit to the Crucifix position..
by conspiracy
once 'Ol Conspiracy worked on her luscious mount till his lips were blistered.
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I care to admit. And boy am I spent.
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Thing is Katy first was introduced to us with "I kissed a girl" song and had the whole Betty Page look going. Miley as you've posted has been forced to keep that young teenager look and now wants to move on. Wish she'd just tone down the sexuality a bit. However, she hasn't gone down the Lohan road of destruction and want her to succeed. Although with her vocals being of limited talent, advise she move to movies but right now thats now much better.
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Aug 19, 2010 1:37:41 PM CDT
Well, at 43, I'm old enough to appreciate the blooming Cryrus
by stuntcock mike
I will steal the secret of youth from her period blood like a thief in the night.
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of Mileys. Still keep going back to the January Jones white panties shot though. With the messed up hair, ruby lipstick on a red background. Just wanna do nasty things to that lady.
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Jesus, a cat couldn't scratch my cock at this moment.
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Although Katy does have some fucking Mountains. She is so hot I'd take her scent off my cock after fucking her, have it chemically reproduced and use it as a room freshener.
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God what an ass. And it lying there on the cotton candy cloud. Homer say hmmmm. Now thats how you make a music video.
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That's hot.
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Aug 19, 2010 1:44:42 PM CDT
FUCK! BWAHAHAHA!!! Man, I'm fucking dying at this.......
by stuntcock mike
"spend hours orally pleasuring her tight untouched starfish and fully womanly, yet delicately scented, moist and empty missle silo. Her room filled with womanly designs and the last vestiges of her childhood...I'd bang her into the headboard so hard we'd knock the Hello Kitty Perfume right off her nightstand"
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and just the vibe you get from Miss Perry of anything goes. Makes glad to be straight. Maybe Miss Perry is willing to take Miley on as a protege for her videos?
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Aug 19, 2010 1:46:32 PM CDT
Leo..I'll try to find that Vid...once you see Miley in Action...
by conspiracy
you'll know her move to the SLutty Side isn't something recent...I'd bet she has been working the pole, not brass either, for several years.
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She could do SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better.
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Katy must have a real need to self mutilate to shack up with THAT guy. I bet in the dark Katy couldn't tell the difference between his cock and that of a STD blistered, skid row bum who performed gay anal rim jobs for $5 so he could buy some Night Train. Then again...she might go by smell...the mustier, ranker dick would be Russells.And Yes..there is some jealousy in my black soul.
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either alone or with each other. My stepsister and her friend used to do it all the time in her room. Too bad door was shut and locked, so no telling just what went on in there. Was a lot of giggling though. Guess you can just add the poledancing bit as part of the routine. Tell ya though, I wouldn't mind having a look at Miley working it. One of my girlfriends gave me a private dance at my place and it may not have been professional but we had fun. We also were doing stripper/customer roleplaying which really made it hotter.
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I sense a disturbance in the force. Who knows? Maybe the guy is hung like David Duchovney and the skills of a porn star.
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Okay now we're on the same page--I cannot argue with the introduction of Zooey into that mix, although I already have Ellen Page booked for Nov 23. Perhaps Zooey can fly in for Thanksgiving; I'll have the turkey baster out of the cupboard already anyway
Katie Perry is another one of those whore-singers I don't get. Her music appeals to WOMEN, yet she dresses like a slut for GUYS (or lesbians) and therefore must expect us (the guys) to objectify her. Why set yourself up? We'll never like your music. The only thing we're buying into is that you portray yourself as a street lilly waiting to be gilded -
The conversation was released 10 years ago
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV9t6A7LmNk
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Shed nary a tear on the eve of Nov 23 as I steal away the burden of your chastity to the sounds of Peter Frampton's "Im in You." Whimper or, if you must, cry out--but be assured that our bodies writhe as one, and that your dad charged the camera battery earlier
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and system not good enough! Will check it at home Conspiracy. To return the favor, look up GEORGIA JONES professional dancer and video star. Has own website and is on FREEONES.COM as well as TWISTYS.COM. Wish Miss Jones would take Miley under her wing.
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Spread 'em
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My wife thinks Katy is funny..and sexy as hell, wishes she had the guts to run around in next to nothing.Inside every "good" girl, is a closeted Slut I always say.
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when she was 16. Just watch her move that money maker..the girl has skillz.
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So you're saying on some level these singers (Miley, Katey, Gaga) EMPOWER women because they (the singer) can be the sluts their fans can't, and the fans live vicarously whore lives for a little while through them?
If that's the case, then the rational, thinking, conscious part of the fans' minds must know that the singers are objectified by MEN and are NOT respected as artists... -
...and commence with the anal psychotics
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Live in aunt: Julie Newmar and Miley Cyrus as my stepsister about to turn 18. And a father who's always travelling. Could life get any better. Oh yeah, did I mention they're all raving nymphos?
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Her name is Katy Perry.
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Between being tied up by Julie Newmar and Diana Rigg in those catsuits, Haley working the pole and Katy parading around in just her Daisy Dukes and a lollipop, I was melted faster than the wicked witch.
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Think about it. How often did you see bats/robin/batgirl tied up? Usually spreadeagle. Hmm, batgirl spreadeagle....Sorry but yeah don't forget the oulandish tights everyone wore and catwoman with her whip? Yep, thanks to bats, america got a good taste of the bondage scene. BAMMM!!!
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does any one know if this thing any good? I was thinking of throwing the whole series in my netflex que. (maybe just season one for a taste.) Is this at all hot or is it mostly a talky soap opera? i needs to know!!!!
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In her prime that broad was the definition of a woman bred to breed. I jacked many a young load to a mental image of her after watching Batman reruns...until that Fucking Cesar Romero image popped up and ruined the whole thing.
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Aug 19, 2010 4:26:49 PM CDT
Jesus fuck, I've busted countless loads to the Newmar smile.
by stuntcock mike
And the buns.........
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By far the best ass ever attached to a Catwoman; Haley Wished she had an ASS like Newmar did in the 60's.
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Hell..I'd have thunk even Danny would have been drawn into this with the mention of Katy.
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after the fun of bashing SP last week...there is nothing to talk about till Tron comes out.Then again...Pussy is always a relevant topic.
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Aug 19, 2010 7:21:40 PM CDT
Gents, let's move the Miley dehymenizing magic over to the Burie
by stuntcock mike
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/46204
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FUCK!
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I get that Tila Tequila is terrible and all that but that doesn't make it okay for people to try and kill her.
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if he isn't getting a chubby from that shot of Miss Newmar. Holy Impotence!!
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really?
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deflowering Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry melting our popsicles, Julie Newmars perfect ass, Diana Rigg in her prime giving bjs and being our stepmother. Now thats one helluva thread. Goddamnit when do we get those Star Trek holodecks?! Fucking ewoks probally have 'em all.
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the line "He's sweating like Harry Knowles" was used during tonights simulcast of Reefer Madness. Not too many people seemed to get it though. Guess he's still "our Harry" for now.
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THE CONVERSATION is just one of the top best movie ever made in the 70s. Many are more spectacular, but very few are better.Keneth Branagh's HAMLET is an excelent movie, in it's full 240 minutes version. Avoid any shorted versions which are pure bastardizations. It's the only film version of the play so far that contains the whole play. Branagh himself even inserved a whole new line of dialogue which consists of the one word "Attack!".I have been lucky enough to have seen Branagh's HAMLET and 2001: A SPACE ODDYSSEY in the theater and in 70mmm. Harry is absolutly right, you don't really know those movies until you have seen them in thr silver screen in it's proper format. Specialy 2001. Watching 2001 in a theater projected in 70mm is like watching the movie in IMAX. It's total immertion. No blu-ray can even begin to compare, no matter how much ,high definitionyour big room TV is and how many kilowatts of sound power of your sound system. Nothing compares, nothing!THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE WEIRD is pure total fun wrapped around in a damn good movie. It's the best hommage to THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE VILLAIN i ever seen while still working as a movie on it's own right. And as usual, Song Kang-ho steals the show. He is fast becoming one of my top favorite actors.SCOTT PILGRIM is the boy's version of a TWILIGHT movie. It's though shit that the female TWILIGH-like movies make gangbuster busienss while their male conterpart don't. Well, seems that there's a bigger market made of frustrated housewives past their prime and stupidly over-romantic dumb teen girls then there is for sexually frustrated nerdboys. Such is life.
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... to bed as much underaged teen girls and have the studios deal with his mess, while he boasted about it for anyone who wanted to listen to him. It worked while he was still a big box office draw.
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The side trailer here made it look like good popcorn fun. Maybe what Wild, Wild West wanted to be but failed miserably at on sooo many levels?
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First episode had Courtney going out with her much younger assistant and friend out for a night on the town. Start getting snapshots of her and friends partying to the tune of Beyonces "Should have put a ring on it". photos get more wild as Courtney and friends drunker. Including her peeing in a guys john and grabbing a cops gun. Very funny show with "intersting" characters. Another funny scene is when she trys to show her son and his girlfriend how condoms can break using a balloon as an example and failing.
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Everybody involved in WILD WILD WEST wished they had 1/10th of the talent of the people who made THE GOOD THE BAD THE WEIRD. GOOD THE BAD THE WEIRD is so good, that 5 minutes into the movie you stop discussing the logic of a western movie set in pre-WWII Manchuria. The movie makes Japan-conquered Manchuria look like 19th century Texas or Mexico, and yet you don't evne bother to discuss the logic of the thing. anbd Harry is right, the stunts in display in the movie are phenomenal, it's all do-it-in-camera style, no CGI in sight. The stunts are notorious in 3 sequences, an early action scene set in a moving train, a huge shoot-out in a huge shantytown, and a chase that involves the 3 lead characters and a whole battalion of japanese cavalry while they get heavily bombed by heavy artillery. One has to see it to believe! Truly, GOOD THE BAD THE WEIRD is the kind of movie that is no second to anything made in Hollywood while done on a 1/10th of the usual blockbuster pricetag. And it's direced by the guy who made the brillant A TALE OF TWO SISTERS and the equally brillant A BITTERSWEET LIFE. This guy's talent has no bounds.
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Both Coppolla's and Walther Murch's audio comentaries are filmmaking school lessons. You get to know more about how to make movies from those two guys' yacktrack then you would by reading a year's worth of Sight And Sound and American Cinematographer. Coppolla and Murch are always informative and inteligent in what they say in their audio comentaries, Coppolla even for his lesser movies.
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My favorite show in tv right now. Love it. The best thing since super(powers)friends...
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Makes me want Music Meister as the villain in the next Nolan film. Now if only we can get an Aquaman movie with the titular character as hes portrayed here
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I was confused. Silly me. It seems to focus more on soft porn for the obese and wheel-chair bound. Please click an amazon link for Harry, won't you? He's running out of socks.
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I strongly recommend ______ B l a c k w h i t e C u p i d * C o m ______ to you where I just found my interracial boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet black men and beautiful women. What's kind of relationship do you want? ;)
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One with someone who doesn't mention Chinese shoe sales or shitty dating websites; one with someone who knows the difference between "what" and "what's".
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I like how in the pseudo-sequel B ig Money Hustlas (a bonafide white trash classic) Dolemite was a major plot point. *SPRAYS FAYGO ON TALKBACKERS*
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