Aug. 16, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST
Is it just me or is Dominic West fucking shoit in everything he's ever been in outside of The Wire. I loved him as McNulty but his performances in 300, Hannibal Rising and Punisher Warzone were embarrassingly bad.
Aug. 16, 2010, 5:09 p.m. CST
Pathetic movie. Nothing really happens except for a long chase "behind enemy lines"<p> Reminds me of the King Arthur movie with Clive Owen - only not as good. I'd never watch it again, even the fight scenes are boring. One brief boring large battle at the beginning where the legion is ambushed, otherwise you wouldn't even know any Roman's were in the movie. <p> Avoid if possible.
Aug. 16, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST
It's a chase movie, yep. This is a good thing. Fast and bloody and Marshall has the sense and taste to acknowledge Xenophon and Walter Hill in the closing credits. And it's chock-full of Romans. It's not as good as APOCALYPTO, and character development is sacrificed for pace, but this is solid sturdy red-raw fun.
Aug. 16, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST
It pulled me right out of that poor movie experience. Thanks, bad graphics!
Aug. 16, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST
Aug. 16, 2010, 5:36 p.m. CST
downloaded it. loved the descent, hated doomsday. this is in doomsday terrority. it's just rather clunky and shit. you loose interest if you have a brain. so annoying money gets wasted to make crap like this. doesn't anyone ever raise a concern whilst making thism that ot is rather piss poor.
Aug. 16, 2010, 5:39 p.m. CST
Aug. 16, 2010, 5:44 p.m. CST
I liked it, but im easy to please. If you liked Doomsday, you'll prob like this. It's isnt as good as Decent or Dog Soliders but I think alot of people would still get a kick
Aug. 16, 2010, 6:01 p.m. CST
Very bloody, very enjoyable, but I'm fucking tired of 9th Legion stories. It's been done to death. No pun intended. I thought the ending was shit though. So pat happy and it's not like the Picts aren't going to noticed the motherfucker living there. I was also seriously disturbed that even with her tongue cut out, no bath for two weeks and covered in mud I still would fuck the everloving shit out of Olga Kurylenko.
Aug. 16, 2010, 6:02 p.m. CST
Nowhere near as good as his first two films, but much better than Doomsday.<p>Marshall really isn't a great action director, but he is great at suspense and terror. Centurion has fairly average action, it's not shaky-cam or post-action by any means, but it's very wide-shot, close-up, close-up, close-up, wide-shot. Fassbender is badass though, if Craig doesn't get to return as Bond, then Fassbender all the fucking way mate.
Aug. 16, 2010, 6:03 p.m. CST
Jesus, it's not a bad flick at all, I thought it was cool!!
Aug. 16, 2010, 6:16 p.m. CST
It'd be like having Ralph Fiennes' badass younger brother as Bond. Much better than the one in that FLASH FORWARD thing on the telly.
Aug. 16, 2010, 6:33 p.m. CST
Whatever happened to squibs? They're a lot easier and they look awesome.
Aug. 16, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST
by Mr Soze
It was good until they met up with the exiled witch lady in the forest. We need good Roman, Greek, or Hellenstic movies. I think Xenophone's March of the 10,000 could be amazing.
Aug. 16, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST
Who wants to see a shitty movie in a shitty theatre?
Aug. 16, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST
I have a 4-day pass (Thur-Sun) for the comic con so since I can't make this screening, can we still get passes from you on Friday at the Q&A? And the programming say the Lucas screening is exclusive? If we have passes to the convention, does that get us in?
Aug. 16, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST
it's not nearly as inventive as The Descent, but it's extremely solid fun..nowhere near the mess of styles Doomsday was
Aug. 16, 2010, 9:29 p.m. CST
Nothing really special about it, but its a fun flick with a villain you can't wait to see die. I thought Dominic West did a fine job with what he had.
Aug. 16, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST
But by the end, I had either gotten used to it or they had gotten better at using it. The opening its very noticable bc CGI blood looks very off when its supposed to be nightime. The lighting on the blood is always wrong.
Aug. 16, 2010, 11:20 p.m. CST
by PRESIDENT BALTAR
Aug. 17, 2010, 12:56 a.m. CST
Aug. 17, 2010, 1:19 a.m. CST
I saw Capone rise from his Levi's lawn chair, arms raised to the heavens. Black storm clouds rolled forth and lightning smote the inflatable screen. From the ashes he led us forth, trapping us in a second location that was full of hipsters that smelled of onion.
Aug. 17, 2010, 2:20 a.m. CST
Thought it was a good film. The pace did drop off near the end though.
Aug. 17, 2010, 2:41 a.m. CST
People are very stupid. CENTURION is great. Quick and precise. Trails off a bit, but I love how it's bookended. I feel like Neil Marshall is, in his way, like the new Carpenter -- not trying to BE Carpenter, necessarily (although, DOOMSDAY, boo), but an A-level B-film maker. If I were in the area I would go to this screening.
Aug. 17, 2010, 3:44 a.m. CST
Excellent movie, just watched it on Sunday evening. Fassbender is just fucking bad ass in this movie and nobody does the gore like Marshall.
Aug. 17, 2010, 6:04 a.m. CST
I mean they are very different movies in terms of style and intent but the epic savagery both indulge in feels rote and just there "to be cool" in Centurion whereas with Valhalla Rising all the brutality is both awe inspiring and informs the characters as well.
Aug. 17, 2010, 7:49 a.m. CST
And this coming from someone who didn't even hate the mess that was Doomsday. Don't waste your time Chicago.
Aug. 17, 2010, 8:18 a.m. CST
by Stuntcock Mike
Twas a glorious film.
Aug. 17, 2010, 8:47 a.m. CST
So I guess I can just DVR it in a couple weeks.
Aug. 17, 2010, 9:13 a.m. CST
...there was way too much gazing into the distance and emphasis on the landscape - a curse for all directors is to make the location 'the star' and not the characters, which were incredibly weak despite the stellar cast. It's only OK to do this when the cast are strong and the story has weight e.g.'Aguirre, Wrath of God'. NWF is a smashing director, as the Pusher Trilogy attests, but this was a turkey which I will forgive solely on the back of coming off the 'Bronson' shoot to knock it out in double-quick time (a bit more script development might have elevated it to being a classic because it's obvious Mads was well prepared). 'Centurion' which I saw two nights ago is a much more cohesive affair. It's not trying to be Herzog-esque. It's just a gritty adventure film with the thing that's missing from VR - a heart. Centurion is a 6/10, VR 3/10.
Aug. 17, 2010, 10:27 a.m. CST
Aug. 17, 2010, 12:35 p.m. CST
Aug. 17, 2010, 12:40 p.m. CST
ok, i;ve just watched centurion and its average, the complaints about CGI blood are warranted, it's very obvious from the opening scenes that it's CGI bcos the blood is too bright. it becomes a bit repetitive, i was playing the "lets spot the CGI blood" game throughout. there was a lack of tension, excitment and general fun. it was all a bit dull and forgettable, not very grand in scale or ambition. some decent fight scenes, particularly the final battle between the remaining romans and the picts when the romans decide they have had enough of running. overall tho its a 2 star movie, or 3 if im being generous, but im not, so its a 2.
Aug. 17, 2010, 1:13 p.m. CST
So hopefully Centurion will kick my ass as well.<P>Whether it does or not though, I have to admit that I hope Neil Marshall decides to do Dog Soldiers 2 next. Give him a bigger budget (not too big though, as we'd loose some of that low budget charm) to work with and it could be aces.
Aug. 17, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST
The director doesn't seem to know what kind of movie he is making. On the one hand he goes for gritty realism and on the other hand he panders to mid teen wankfodder. As with the crap 'King Arthur', the movie has not one but two skinny, sultry supermodel types who seem to know martial arts and can kick the shit out of huge, burly, brick shithouse, battle hardened Roman army vets. Either you are going for gritty realism or you are going for fantasy. You can't do both. Anyone remotely adult will be pissed off that you are expecting them to get excited about fantasy versions of Roman conflict. Speaking of which. When the collum of the 9th legion are attacked while strung out in a long thin formation(ala Armenius's betrayal in the Teutenburg forest or Buddicas ass whooping of Paulinus's legion on Wattling road) the Romans, instead of forming lines two or three thick gather in little squars one man thick and about ten men to a square. Directors don't even bother doing any research on Roman millitary proceedures other than what the uniforms looked like. Then later in the movie about seven of the surviving brick shithouses are on the run and being persued by about the same number of Picts of which 'two' of them are skinny women. They reach some extremely steep highground and the pics dismount (not that picts used cav that much but that's one of many other issues) then with the few male Picts and the two skinny women scrambling up the 45degree slope the Romans with the high ground piss themselves and instead of dropping rocks on them and piling in and hacking them to pieces instead pull a Butch & Sundance and leap into a ravine with a river at the bottom. The director has gotten it into his head that the audience will have so accepted that they are n the run for their lives that he doesn't notice how ridiculous it is that six or seven intenstine ripping, eye gouging, spine snapping lifers of the 9th Legion would shit themselves at the sight of the same number of scraggly Picts, two of which are 90lb women. Then later after getting sepparated two other hard cases are being run down by five or so wolves. Both are heavily armed but again it is a chase movie so the focus is on them running for their lives so the director forgot to make sure they had an actual reason to run. Ok if five Lions were attacking then i would understand cause it's hard enough to fend of jaws when you got four sets of claws each ripping at you from five of the beasts but as ferocious as wolves are two practiced guys with swords would stand a pretty good chance as wolves can't do damage with their claws. I think even one guy with good swordsmanship might be able to handle five wolves. I saw a badger do it once in a North Korean animal fight video (maybe i was a Wolverine or something). This movie truly sucks and I am sick of directors inventing things about Romans and other ancient people's when historical record shows enough that we can depict them realistically and still be interesting. It's just frikkin lazy.
Aug. 17, 2010, 8:42 p.m. CST
It premieres on Wednesday, August 25th at 9 pm eastern/6pm pacific. Is there a better way to search upcoming HDnet movies? All I seem to be able to get is a day in advance.
Aug. 18, 2010, 8:18 a.m. CST
I totally agree - Dog Soldiers is awesome and a sequel if done correctly could be very welcome.