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Mr. Beaks And Kieran Culkin Discuss Wallace Wells, Kenneth Lonergan And MARGARET!

Closing out my series of SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD articles, here's the transcript of the lively twenty minutes I spent with the great Kieran Culkin, who steals huge chunks of the film as Scott's droll roommate, Wallace Wells. For those of you who just can't countenance another in-depth back-and-forth on the themes and technical genius of Wright's comic book movie, this interview is for you. After a few obligatory SCOTT PILGRIM questions, we veer off into a discussion of theater, which leads to a very amusing anecdote about Culkin's run in the West End production of Kenneth Lonergan's THIS IS OUR YOUTH. Culkin's a fascinating guy: after having an acting career forced on him, he took some time off to figure out if performing was really what he wanted to do for a living. I'm glad he stuck with it. Lately, he's been turning up in ensemble movies like LYMELIFE and PAPER MAN, but I've a feeling his deadpan turn as Wallace is going to put him back in the running for leading man roles; there's an engaging off-handedness to his work here that, at times, reminds me of Bill Murray. All interview subjects should be this candid. And fewer should taunt me with the fact that they've seen Kenneth Lonergan's long-delayed MARGARET.



Mr. Beaks: Wallace was one of those characters that, if cast correctly, was going to steal pretty much every scene he's in. So that worked out well...

Kieran Culkin: It was originally, accidentally, sent to me to read for Young Neil. That was apparently never the intention; it was always supposed to be Wallace. But as I was reading, I got to page thirteen, fifteen, sixteen... somewhere in there, and I was like, "I want to play Wallace! I like this guy" It was the first Wallace scene. I didn't even know who Scott was going to be, but my eyes didn't go to Scott; they immediately went to Wallace. And the script being so dense, being all of these books thrown into one, it took me hours to read. It's a visual movie, so it was a visual script. And you're like, "Explodes into coins? What?" But then I went to audition just for Edgar, and then waited about two months, maybe more, and I sort of thought it was gone. But then he wanted to see me again in L.A. to audition with Michael. After that, it was another two or three months. And then it was like, "Hey, we're going to start shooting next month. Are you in?" And I was like, "Oh! I guess so? Let me read it again." As a fan of the comics, I've somehow been able to separate my love of the comics versus doing this movie and my experience of being in the movie - which is nice for me, because I can still appreciate the comics. Wallace was always a favorite of mine in the comics, too. And having to do it in the movie, it was a tremendous amount of pressure to not blow it.

Beaks: But in the comics, you have these characters who can flash from apathy to rage from one panel to the next. That's very hard to do as an actor. I mean, you can definitely do it, but to create a character who's capable of that would seem to be a real challenge psychologically. Did you have to divorce yourself completely from the comics, or were you still able to draw on them?

Culkin: I was able to draw on stuff from the comics, but, to me, it was just real life. I tried to come at it like I would any other role. I didn't want to play it like a comic book character; that's not the way Wallace is in the books. He's just a guy. People have compared the film to a musical; just as people break into song, these guys break into fights - and when the fight's over, you act normal. I understood what the story was, so I just treated it like it was reality. I didn't have to get into a comic book place. But it's great to see some people playing comic characters; I love seeing Evans playing this (Affects his Eastwood delivery) Lucas Lee thing.

Beaks: Yeah, those guys get to do the broad stuff. But deadpanning is fun. You get to be a quiet comedy assassin.

Culkin: I just approached it like any other role, just sort of serious and make him as real as possible. I think that fit the character in this world.

Beaks: How's Edgar as a director?

Culkin: He's amazing, actually. He's an amazing talent. If you've asked anyone this before, they're probably going to say the same thing. He's very specific. He has a vision that is very clear. He had the whole movie mapped out in his head probably before he even cast it. Normally, on other movies, what's really frustrating for me would be walking and hitting my mark and having to do things a specific way. I hate it when I lean, and they'll cut the take to tell me I can't lean because I'm out of frame. It's like, "Well, move your fucking camera! Let's figure this out so we can work together!" I get really frustrated when people get too technical. Whereas with Edgar, it was terribly technical because he wanted to get a specific image, and he could show you. I can't speak for everybody else, but I think everyone was as eager as I was to help please him and help him get his vision. And not just the actors; I think everybody in every department wanted to give him whatever it is they could to make sure he got this vision that we all signed for, that we all really wanted to achieve. In that way, it was really amazing. Obviously, he's extraordinarily talented.

Beaks: You talk about being frustrated with the technical side of filmmaking. You've done a lot of theater over the years. I know you did THIS IS OUR YOUTH, which is one of my favorite plays.

Culkin: Yeah! I'm trying to do that again, actually. I really want to.

Beaks: Where?

Culkin: Hopefully in New York. Hopefully on Broadway. I probably shouldn't have said that. I'm probably jinxing myself. But I would love to do that show again. On SCOTT PILGRIM, during the shoot, I would read it periodically. Then I started passing it off to other people. "Have you read this play? Here. Read this play." I pretty much have every character memorized at this point. I did it once as Warren, but I've read it enough that I have Dennis down. I love Kenny Longergan's plays in general. I read LOBBY HERO a few months ago, and then he called me and got me thinking I should read it again, so I've read it twice in the last week - just to re-read it. He's a brilliant man.

Beaks: He is. Years ago, I read MARGARET.

Culkin: You did? You read MARGARET.

Beaks: I did. I read the first draft that went out.

Culkin: How did you get that?

Beaks: I had a friend of mine hunt it down at an agency. I actually wrote it up for the site because I knew they were struggling to get it made. I was trying to will the project into production - and probably set them back, actually. But it was all out of love.

Culkin: Which draft?

Beaks: It was the 184-page draft. I just talked to Mark Ruffalo last month, and he asked the page count because he knew both drafts pretty well.

Culkin: There was one that was, like, 270-something pages. He didn't put that out, but I have that at home. He gave that to me.

Beaks: Wow.

Culkin: Yeah. My section went from eight pages to thirty-five pages in that one.

Beaks: It's one of the densest, most nuanced screenplays I've ever read. It spoke to so much of my experience living in New York City up to, and a little bit through, 9/11. But it also worked as this brutally honest coming-of-age story. I've never read anything like it.

Culkin: And in this unapologetic way. He doesn't feel like he has to pull any tricks or manipulate the audience in any way. I got to see a cut of it, which was three hours long, and there were scenes where it's just lawyers talking about legal stuff. And [Lonergan] said, "Well, I'm just giving the information because this is what this girl has to go through." People would say things like, "Yeah, but I don't understand it. I'm trying to follow it, but..." And he'd say, "Imagine this is an eighteen year-old-girl trying to figure out what to do with this situation, and having to talk to these lawyers." He's letting you have that experience. He's not trying to give you a movie experience; he's trying to make you feel her experience.

Beaks: Ruffalo called it a young woman's CATCHER IN THE RYE.

Culkin: That's interesting. So you haven't seen it yet?

Beaks: Come on...

Culkin: (Laughs) It's so funny. It's only this special group of people that have been able to see it.

Beaks: I don't belong in that special group. Ruffalo said Lonergan's still got the three-hour cut on a hard drive somewhere. I still think that's the one Fox Searchlight should release.

Culkin: I held it in my hand at one point.

Beaks: Keep it up. Really. I've been obsessed with that movie for so many years.

Culkin: It's great.

Beaks: Getting back to your persistent re-reading of plays, have you ever considered writing one?

Culkin: I don't really have that... (Pause) Well, it's in there. But I'm not so arrogant to think that just because I have ideas I'll be able to put them on paper. I've seen a lot of people try. They have these ideas that aren't fully formed, and the second they start putting them down they start following formulas; they start going for things to impress people. You've got to be bold. That's another reason I love Kenny's writing: he's so talented - and I think he knows he's talented - that he's going to write whatever the hell he wants. He's on a different level.

Beaks: You always seem incredibly committed to the roles you take on. Do you ever have trouble separating?

Culkin: I've never had a tough time separating, but I definitely, to some degree, come from myself. Most people do whether they know it or not. Actually, I can't say that about other actors. Everyone has different processes, and some people blow me away with something that would never work for me - like that working from the outside in thing. It's always some version or piece of yourself that you're able to find. Even in reading THIS IS YOUR YOUTH. I played Warren. I don't really know how well I did that, but I remember thinking at the time "This is how I have to play him. This is the Warren that is inside me that I want to play." And I did it. And then I had the director tell me right before we went on stage for our first preview that I misinterpreted the character - which was interesting. (Beaks laughs) That was fun. What a dick. That guy sucked. (Laughs) He was probably right, though, because I've talked to Kenny about it since, and when I hear him talking about Warren, I start going, "Oh, I went from an entirely different place." And when I read it now, I go, "That's not really me." And then when I read it in my head as Dennis now, I think, "I'm not Dennis at all in real life, but I can find that in me." I've been reading it out loud with friends, and I go, "I can totally understand this guy from a place in me even though that's not who I am."

Beaks: It's nice to get that far down the road with a character and then learn you've completely misinterpreted him. I'd be like, "Fair enough, but it would've been nice to know that earlier, asshole!"

Culkin: This is exactly what happened. It's our last rehearsal before our first preview, and I'm sitting up on this sink. We were the third cast coming in, so I could sense that he was trying to get us to do the same blocking the previous cast did because he liked it that way - instead of letting us come to our own blocking or do our own thing. And it would piss me off. And I had this idea of sitting up on this sink and talking to [Dennis] for a little while for this section. And [the director] hadn't said anything for a while. So we're doing our final rehearsal, I get up on the sink, and I hear from the audience, "Get off the fucking sink, Kieran!" And I just slowly turned and went, "What did you say?" And he said, "Get off the fucking sink! I've been telling you for weeks and weeks to get off the fucking sink! Stop leaning against the wall, stop leaning on things, stop sitting down! That is not Warren! Warren is front foot! Front foot! Not back foot! Front foot!" (Laughs) I just let him go for a little bit, and then I leaned down and said, "So are you telling me I entirely misinterpreted the character?" And he said, "Yes! That is exactly what I am telling you!" And I'm like, "We're going on stage in an hour! Really? Now?" And he goes, "Let's talk in the dressing room!" You know what he was trying to do? He's such a fuckwad. He was trying to... (Off my laughter) I don't mind talking shit about this guy. He had no talent. He would show up at rehearsal, eat his soup, stare at the ceiling, and close his eyes as if he was listening but he was actually aking a fucking nap. That guy sucked.

Beaks: Did he direct the original production? Wait, who were your costars again?

Culkin: Alison Lohman and Colin Hanks. And this guy directed the first cast. I don't know if he worked with the second cast, but he worked with us. And from what I could tell, the reason he came back was because everyone had a wonderful experience with him the first time. I just think he didn't give a flying fuck. I think he came in and collected a paycheck.

Beaks: So did you get up on the sink?

Culkin: (Laughs) I tried to listen to him. I think I tried... I can't remember. I either made a decision that I was going to ignore him for performance one and do whatever he asked after. Because we'd already rehearsed the play. We'd done it. And now he wanted me to change everything without rehearsing it and do it in front of an audience - and I think I might've actually done that. Eventually, I never sat on the sink, and, eventually, I did stop leaning against the wall - except for times I felt it was appropriate. I wasn't going to compromise that just because he was an assclown. But here's the reason he had this explosion. It was so he could come into the dressing room and have a heart-to-heart where we would start yelling at each other - and this is all in his mind how it was going to go before he came in there. We were going to have a yelling session, a heart-to-heart, then calm down, realize we like each other, and hug. He was trying to manipulate the situation. Except I walked in there pissed. He starts yelling at me, and I start yelling at him. Then he starts to calm down, but I'm still pissed; I have no closure on this whatsoever. But he's like, "You're such a talent." And I'm like, "Fuck. You can't tell me things like that and then tell me I'm a talent." So he tries to hug me, and I'm like, "No. No hugs." And as I walk out of the room, he goes, "You're going to do great," as if we had this moment. And I'm like, "I see what you're doing here. You're trying to break me. Way to go, man! Way to use the formula to break your actor! You're so intense!"

Beaks: All those wonderful games directors play.

Culkin: It's so funny when you can see him trying to work me. If you're going to work me, be good at it! Don't let me see what you're doing.

Beaks: Are you being more selective with your film work nowadays?

Culkin: I've been selective with my film work since I was eighteen probably. I did [IGBY GOES DOWN], and then I sort of got tunnel vision about the next job. That's when I read THIS IS OUR YOUTH, which was the next thing I did. After that, I took time off to figure out if [acting] is what I wanted to do at all, because I never made that decision for myself. I was a six-year-old on set and it was like, "Say your line, and I'll give you some candy." Since then, I've decided to come back into it and be very selective. I want to do things that I'm proud of, and that would be fun to do. Doing plays is great, but to a certain extent it's spoiled me to that blocking thing that I was talking about. I can be free. And even if the director is telling me to do one thing, once he leaves it's up to the actors to keep it going. So then when you jump on a set like this, and you get one day or three hours to get this scene, and we have to nail it and do it exactly on these marks the way the storyboard was put out, it's radically different. I'm trying to get to a place of not being too spoiled and being a little bitch about it. It can be tough sometimes. But if you can have faith in somebody like Edgar... and I'm not just kissing ass. As talented as he is, if you can have faith in that, it feels great. Just let him do whatever it is he needs to do, and we'll try to please you, sir.



SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD is in theaters now. Go. Faithfully submitted, Mr. Beaks

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  • Aug. 13, 2010, 6:29 p.m. CST

    Wallace

    by Jamie_B

    Igby Goes Down is a movie everyone should see, and that is a classic Wallace trollface.

  • Aug. 13, 2010, 6:40 p.m. CST

    340 whiny losers...in each talkback!!!

    by BadMrWonka

    340 whiny loser posts in one talkback alone, constant diaper wetting, and now jumping into every talkback and bitching about it, over and over.<p> you think the coverage sucks? your annoying complaints are even more so. that's what happens when a movie gets made that is like a geek orgasm and contrary assholes STILL have to try to be cooler than thou. turns me off.

  • Aug. 13, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST

    Great interview, Beaks.

    by blackwood

    Culkin seems incredibly down-to-earth. I love interviews that read like genuine conversations, and this is that. Good job.

  • Aug. 13, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    SCOTT PILGRIM AICN TAKEOVER!!!

    by SCOTT_PILGRIM

    SCOTTPILGRIMFAN IS THE KING OF AICN! HE IS YOUR MASTER!

  • Aug. 13, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    Damn lawn is dying!

    by Uncle Stan

  • Aug. 13, 2010, 9:31 p.m. CST

    SCOTT PILGRIM: RISE OF THE HIPSTERS

    by SCOTT_PILGRIM

    Everyone is going to want to be a hipster when they see this movie. We are the future.

  • Aug. 13, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    I am pirating this movie.

    by Galactic

    I wasn't going to, but now I am. Torrenting it to prevent others from paying for it. Grats AICN, you've made me hate a movie I haven't even seen yet.

  • Aug. 13, 2010, 10:30 p.m. CST

    Galactic

    by BadMrWonka

    AICN didn't make you a raging asshole though...I'm guessing that was genetics and possibly getting beat by one or both parents. am I right?<p> if you think you're somehow making the world a better place because you're pirating a movie like Scott Pilgrim, you are truly beyond stupid. this is a movie about geeky stuff, with like 20 main actors, and AICN posted interviews with them and the director, and then each contributor posted a review. you're gonna tell me that because they all liked the film, you're justified in hating it? what a fucking sad way to go through life. I feel bad for contrary assholes like you. go pirate your shit, you moron. I hope your computer crashes.

  • Aug. 13, 2010, 11:04 p.m. CST

    SCOTT PILGRIM AND MY INFINITE SADNESS…..

    by ChristianTerroristMilitia

    What a goddamn mess this movie was. It’s Spider-man 3 all over again when there was the potential to make another Spider-man 2.You know, just because a movie is based on a comic book, that revolves around 8-bit videogame references, it doesn’t mean that it has to move at such a pace that people with ADD would start saying “WOAH, slow down there buddy!”. I’ve been looking forward to Scott Pilgrim since I first heard that this was Edgar Wright’s next project and discovered that the graphic novels were excellent, with the exception of Volume 6, which sucked as I have explained why in my review that was posted here.<br> <br>Wright SHOULD have been the perfect man for this job as Spaced, series one, is an absolute masterpiece and I had hoped that Scott Pilgrim could have been the Canadian equivalent. How wrong I was to have hoped. I’ve been saying all along that SP should have came across as a mix of Clerks 2 and Kung Fu Hustle. SPVSTW fails to come even close to either of those moves. The thing that they had, that SPVSTW doesn’t, was a level of pathos and emotional development that came off as genuine and sincere in between all the donkey show and sfight scene’s. <br> <br>There is nothing genuine or sincere about any of the so-called- character development in this movie. I’ve said this before but the thing that made the comic’s great wasn’t the fight scene’s, it was the recognizable moments of human emotion that were on display between all the craziness. You could see Scott Pilgrim grow and develop over the novels. In this movie, SP has to tell us that he’s grown and changed because we sure as fuck wouldn’t be able to tell without him explaining it to us. <br> <br>Amazing fight scene’s and visuals mean fuck all if I don’t care about the characters and I couldn’t give a shit about anyone in this movie. What we are watching aren’t characters but caricatures. Wright was in such a rush to get from one fight scene to the next that the movie didn’t have time to breath and let these people become real. This is a really piss poor adaptation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the comic’s deal with subspace (why did they even bother mentioning it when it played no part), robots, kung-fu battles and vegan superpowers but that doesn’t mean that some quality drama couldn’t have put into it as Christopher Nolan showed us that you CAN make great drama out of a man dressed as a bat fighting a psychotic clown. <br> <br>SPVSTW fails because Wright has made it into a rapid fire miss-mash of pop culture/video game references in place of any real dramatic content. But then maybe the problem is with the original content itself as O’Malley himself failed to give any proper closure to these characters. At the end, of both the books and the movie, you have no sense that Pilgrim has moved forward apart from gaining a new sword and defeating the ex’s. Oh, both try to leave a question mark about Scott and Ramona’s future, but they still deliver the prerequisite “happy ending” which comes off as a cop out. <br> <br>If I may make a comparison between the Scott Pilgrim movie/books and the Spider-man movies; Scott Pilgrim 1 & 2 feel like Spider-man 1, really good but not truly great. They hit the right notes more then they miss and, although very enjoyable, you get the feeling that it could be soo much more. <br> <br>And then comes Spider-man 2/Scott Pilgrim Vol 3, 4 and 5. Superior in every way. Characters and story are better defined because the creators learned from their mistakes and crafted a much more mature and thoughtful piece of work while still being massively entertaining. Emphasis is placed on fulfilling the traditional structure of “good triumphs over evil” while also adding more emotional depth and moments of quiet introspection that make the characters feel more “real” which grounds them despite all the craziness going on elsewhere in the story. You also get a sense that everyone in the story learns from their own mistakes and grow as people rather than caricatures. <br> <br>Scott Pilgrim’s Finest Hour is the Spider-man 3 of the series. There is little or no character development beyond the superficialities of fighting the bad guy while trying to save a failing relationship. Scott/Ramona=Peter Parker/Mary Jane Watson don’t feel like they have grown or developed by the end of the story nor have they moved onto another level beyond managing just to stay together. In both cases, I felt that their stories had came to the point where they would have been better off without each other and should have moved on. <br> <br>Scott/Peter becomes (is) a self centered twat who is certain that he must be with the woman they claim to love which, in both cases, was based heavily on infatuation/lust, not on whether they had anything in common beyond physical attraction. Meanwhile, Ramona/M.J. both come off as aloof and, despite showing some affection and claiming to love Scott/Peter, they both seem perfectly willing to drop they’re boyfriends depending on which way the wind is blowing because neither feel like they had any real love for their men beyond what they were getting out of them, be it fighting evil exes or supervillians. Both Scott/Peter seem to be breaking their backs to prove their love for these women while both of the ladies seem to hitch their wagons to them simply due to convenience and nothing more, while being ready to bug out at a moments notice if things don’t suit them which isn’t surprising as they both seem self absorbed, never mind that neither seem to have a problem hooking up with other men. <br> <br>Meanwhile, the villains come off as one note and their defeat feels less like a triumph over adversity then a necessary end to the story. The secondary characters have no development at all. Essentially, both Scott Pilgrim’s Finest Hour/Spider-man 3 feel like nothing more then action scene’s punctuated by substandard plot devices and generic character moments designed to give the illusion that we are seeing these people progress as human beings when, by the end of the story, there has been no real change from where they were at the beginning of the comic/movie. <br> <br>In both cases, the easy way out has been taken by providing generic “happy ending’s” because the comic/movie’s creator(s) didn’t have the nerve to buck tradition and provide a resolution that, although may come off as downbeat, would have felt more “real” and “true”, thus giving their stories greater depth and meaning while elevating them beyond being a simple comic book/movie which is exactly what had been achieved in Scott Pilgrim Vol’s 3/4/5 and Spider-man 2.

  • Aug. 13, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    ChristianTerroristMilitia

    by BadMrWonka

    I get that you're gonna spam every Scott Pilgrim talkback, but the Planet of the Apes one? come on. give it a rest.

  • Aug. 13, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    BadMrWonka, I'M FUCKING PISSED!!!

    by ChristianTerroristMilitia

    Scott Pilgrim was that bad.

  • Aug. 13, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    LMAO @ "I hope your computer crashes"

    by Galactic

    Really? That was the best parting shot you could muster? YOU SURE TOLD ME! Yeah, I'm being contrary. Contrary to all the obviously BOUGHT reviews of this bullshit movie, when nearly everyone I know who has actually SEEN this movie tell me it's nothing special. I just saw it btw, and it's mediocre at best. I would have been pissed if I paid to see it. Glad I didn't. HOPE UR MONITOR GOES BLACK AND THEN, LIKE, NEVER TURNS ON AGAIN!

  • Aug. 14, 2010, 12:29 a.m. CST

    Galactic

    by BadMrWonka

    you ought to listen to yourself. your logic is this: the reviewers for this site liked this movie, therefore they must be lying and as retribution, I'm going to steal the movie.<p>seriously, you're an idiot.

  • Aug. 14, 2010, 12:30 a.m. CST

    what if you had liked it?

    by BadMrWonka

    would you feel guilty about having stolen it? no, because you're an idiot.

  • Aug. 14, 2010, 1 a.m. CST

    You're bad at reading. It's ok, you're stupid.

    by Galactic

    My logic was people I know IRL (You know, like, real people?) who saw the movie said it was average at best. And if I had liked it, I would have gone and seen it in the theater. I torrent movies to test drive them, and if I like them I'll go see them in the theater. I guarantee I've paid to go to the theater more times this year than you have. And probably spent a lot more than you have too, thanks to NYC IMAX prices. But keep assuming you know stuff. It's actually pretty amusing for me.

  • Aug. 14, 2010, 1:34 a.m. CST

    no, that's not what you said

    by BadMrWonka

    you said that you were going to steal it AND share it as a torrent SPECIFICALLY because this site had positive reviews. that's what you said.

  • Aug. 14, 2010, 1:42 a.m. CST

    So the part where I said...

    by Galactic

    "when nearly everyone I know who has actually SEEN this movie tell me it's nothing special." (And this was BEFORE you tried to define my logic) was written in Aramaic, I forgot. Your Aramaic illiteracy has been duly noted, as in, it has been noted, DULY.

  • Aug. 14, 2010, 1:44 a.m. CST

    Galactic

    by BadMrWonka

    what you originally wrote was:<p> "I am pirating this movie.<br> I wasn't going to, but now I am. Torrenting it to prevent others from paying for it. Grats AICN, you've made me hate a movie I haven't even seen yet."<p> everything else since then has been you backpeddling to sound like less of an idiot.

  • Aug. 14, 2010, 1:57 a.m. CST

    Haven't backpedaled at all.

    by Galactic

    I did pirate it. I hated the movie before I saw it. I hated it even more AFTER I saw it. The idiocy is in the eye of the beholder. Idiots like me don't pay for shitty movies. Idiots like you, unfortunately, do. Thus, more shitty movies get made. It's a CIIIIIIIIIRCLE... a CIRCLE OF DUMB!

  • Aug. 14, 2010, 2:03 a.m. CST

    Wow, this IS a circle of dumb.

    by Galactic

    No one cares about this conversation. Me included. Maybe we'll cross paths in some other talkback where I mock you some more. I'm out of this one. Peace.

  • Aug. 14, 2010, 3 a.m. CST

    MARGARET!

    by TinSpider

    MARGARET!.....MARGARET!...<br> (yes?)<br> HAVE WE GOT SOMETHING A BIT MORE PIRATEY?<br> (try the bottom shelf)

  • Aug. 14, 2010, 3 a.m. CST

    Kieran

    by boyalien

    Was my favorite thing about SP, and I love everything about the movie. Honestly, dude is an incredible actor and just really, really cool. Also, I ran into him at Comic-Con and he's just as awesome as he seems onscreen.

  • Aug. 16, 2010, 4:59 a.m. CST

    galactic

    by darkpassenger

    full of shit- there is no pirated version, scene release or otherwise, and no one "test drives" a torrent to see in theaters afterwards. thats backwards, funny u called yourself an idiot

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Helloooooo?

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Anybody home? Hello? Hmmm. Dusty and uninhabited. Looks good.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:37 p.m. CST

    pepsi drinking bed wetters leave

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:38 p.m. CST

    Sup Fuzz man

    by rogueleader66

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:38 p.m. CST

    My favorite gay guy in any movie ever.

    by anonymoose

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:38 p.m. CST

    Hey everybody!

    by Fuzzyjefe

    C'mon in and put them doggies up.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Now where were we?

    by rogueleader66

    The Hidden...GFM

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:39 p.m. CST

    How 'bout NIGHT OF THE COMET

    by Fuzzyjefe

    chicks with uzis GF'nM!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:39 p.m. CST

    That Kieran Culkin kid has been good in a lot...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...things.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:39 p.m. CST

    120,636th

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Flick!

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Simupo brotha!!!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Saw the Black Swan trailer

    by rogueleader66

    Interesting, I am intrigued.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:40 p.m. CST

    And almost a simupo a trois...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    off by 2 seconds rogue.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:40 p.m. CST

    To kill the first born pharaoh's son!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    ...Think on this! ...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...[gives zombies the finger].

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:42 p.m. CST

    Let's do it AGAIN!

    by Fuzzyjefe

    *click* <p> Let's DO IT AGAIN!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:42 p.m. CST

    ...make-up for last night, Jefe...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...way to christen a new thread!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Can't wait for my first simupo

    by rogueleader66

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    I'm creeping death

    by rogueleader66

    My fav Metallica song

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    flick

    by Six Demon Bag

    does yer bro know of BAMF!n?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    I've been on a veritable roll the last couple weeks

    by Fuzzyjefe

    That's three, I do believe. <p> It CAN be done!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:44 p.m. CST

    GaGa discussion AND something about a poker game!?

    by anonymoose

    Take a look at what I posted at the shelter last night.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:45 p.m. CST

    (I may get some flack for this 'un)

    by Fuzzyjefe

    EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS <p> All but forgotten GF'nM.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:45 p.m. CST

    I saw that moose

    by Fuzzyjefe

    It's a slice of fried gold!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:46 p.m. CST

    ...he knows.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:46 p.m. CST

    creeping death aint on their best album

    by Six Demon Bag

    by the way..now that im having another lil demon..im gonna hafta dig up my copies of the rockabye baby cd's--awesome artists as lullaby songs..<P>they have metallica, NIN, queen, pixies, AC/DC, radiohead, marley, bjork, pumpkins, GNR..all soothing and mellow..ROCK OUT as you rock your kids to sleep.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:47 p.m. CST

    ...HA! Moose, you card!

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:47 p.m. CST

    I'm partial to The Thing That Should Not Be.

    by ColonelFatheart

    But Creeping Death is high on that list.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:47 p.m. CST

    moose..

    by Six Demon Bag

    YOU did that???<P>thats very well done. the gaga in front actually looks like shes there with data..

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:47 p.m. CST

    Simupo to start a thread?

    by STLost

    not bad!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST

    anonymoose

    by rogueleader66

    Nice mash up. Even though I loathe gaga, still good stuff.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:49 p.m. CST

    Ride the Lightning may be my favorite Metallica album.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Then again, it may be Master of Puppets.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:49 p.m. CST

    Will I be dealt with? Pass the chips.

    by anonymoose

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:49 p.m. CST

    Fuzz man

    by rogueleader66

    No shit from me bro, 8 legged freaks rocks dude, as a matter of fact, I think Mrs rogue has been wanting to watch that, may have to do that tonight.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Anaconda

    by Fuzzyjefe

    emergency tracheotomy GF'nM. <p> THE MEXICAN--Damn! Brad Pitt's a funny mofo GF'nM.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:52 p.m. CST

    ...some of these GF'nMs are starting to stray...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...into craptastic territory. <P> Similar to GF'nM, but a little different, I think.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:52 p.m. CST

    I love GaGa. It's okay. It cancels out.

    by anonymoose

    We're good. <P> If you haven't seen the 2 Fails Cancel Each Other Out video: <P> http://tinyurl.com/28ymhog

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:52 p.m. CST

    nothing like lurking around in the dark

    by Hi5Effect

    talking to yourself because you ain't F5'ed in 20 mins.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Colonel

    by rogueleader66

    RTL is my fav as well. Although I think I am one of the few Metallica fans who likes just about everything they do. <P>Did not love Load and re-Load, but there are songs from each that I do love a lot. Come on how can you not love Fuel? Yea, I even liked St. Anger, despite the shitty production, I think it has some kick ass songs on there. I also have a crystal clear copy of Death Magnetic, it was ripped from Guitar Hero I believe. The retail version of that album is also a nightmare, maybe even worse than Anger was. I don't know what it is with these producers that feel they have to destroy your speakers with an over abundance of bass.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Rogue....are you my long lost brother or somethin?

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Gimme back my BRAIN!! <p> Question to seal the 'sharing a brain deal': Is Mrs Rogue a pixie-ish lass?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    This SimuPo was brought to you by FuzzyPoo productions

    by Hi5Effect

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Anaconda

    by rogueleader66

    Another good one Fuzz man, that's been on a lot too lately. Jon Voight really hams it up great in that.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Boyz N The Hood

    by rogueleader66

    gfm

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Craptastic? Craptastic?

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Who you callin' craptastic? Okay, maybe Anaconda and Eight Legged... It's tough when there's a monster/creature to draw the line, as far as I am concerned. It gets blurry.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    There is indeed a thin line between craptastic

    by ColonelFatheart

    and GFn'M.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    HOT FUZZ

    by anonymoose

    GFM

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:56 p.m. CST

    A TROLL IN CENTRAL PARK

    by anonymoose

    BFM

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:56 p.m. CST

    HOT FUZZ ... and SHAUN OF THE DEAD.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:56 p.m. CST

    Any movie with a regurgitated Jon Voight

    by Fuzzyjefe

    hurdles straight to GF'nM for me.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:57 p.m. CST

    If you mean playfully mischeivious Fuzz man...

    by rogueleader66

    Then that is affirmative...otherwise you will have to clarify what you mean by pixieish LOL.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    The Towering Inferno

    by rogueleader66

    GFM

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    ...oh, I love craptastic. CRANK and REIGN OF FIRE...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...are two recent craptastic favorites of mine.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Rogue, St. Anger is an abortion.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Wow. Such potential for rocking good songs, but you're right, the production was all messed up. Too much Hetfield, too much bass. With the right guidance that album could have been a brutal return to form for the boys, but fuck ... when one of the songs comes up on my iPod, I try to give it another go, but I find myself flush with embarrassment for them after about a minute. And those are LONG songs, too.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    I love the edited version that features in the bonus stuff on...

    by anonymoose

    ...The Hot Fuzz DVDs/Blu-ray. <P> "PEAS AND RICE!" <P> That'll stick with me forever.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:59 p.m. CST

    How can you not love TTI???

    by rogueleader66

    Paul Newman and Steve McQueen in the same movie...that's cinematic bliss my friends.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Plus, Hetfield's voice, in addition to being too loud

    by ColonelFatheart

    in relation to the rest of the music, also sounds separate from it. Terrible, terrible production.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Fair enough rogue

    by Fuzzyjefe

    a wee lass. Small of frame, oval of face, delicate of features. <p> I seem to have a history with that type. But playfully micheivious is also a great big ol' bonus.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 12:59 p.m. CST

    BULLITT

    by anonymoose

    GFM

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1 p.m. CST

    Blade and Blade II

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Blood-thirsty GF'nMs.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:01 p.m. CST

    Colonel

    by rogueleader66

    Regarding St. Anger....yes, song length is an issue can't disagree and the production really does hammer down the songs quality. But damn I absolutely love Frantic & Dirty Window, never turn those off.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:01 p.m. CST

    Tombstone

    by Fuzzyjefe

    the G'est of GF'nMs.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    TOMBSTONE ... fuck yeah.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Off the funking chain!

    by anonymoose

    Police work is not about proper action... or silt!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Have you ever fired TWO guns

    by Fuzzyjefe

    whilst jumping frew the ayre?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:04 p.m. CST

    THE GETAWAY (McQueen) ... GF'nM.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Here it is. I found that special feature on YouTube.

    by anonymoose

    Hot Funk: <P> http://tinyurl.com/d73kdf

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    ...I mostly listen to that orchestrated Metallica album...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that's right, I said it. Jealous?<P> What?...what? I didn't think so!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Not sure if I would say Pixie-ish in that regard Fuzz man

    by rogueleader66

    I am not good at descriptions, never have been, She has a pretty face and a nice figure, I definitely traded up :)If you were on Facebook I'd say friend me and you could see for yourself. Then again, you would see me as well, and I would not want to frighten anyone. He he.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    THE ROOKIE

    by Six Demon Bag

    with clint and chuck sheen<P>GREAT FUCKIN MOVIE!!!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:06 p.m. CST

    YOUNG GUNS 1 and 2

    by Six Demon Bag

    GFM's

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Flick

    by rogueleader66

    S & M is fucking awesome. How can you not love that? They pulled that off in a major way.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:07 p.m. CST

    flick

    by Six Demon Bag

    the rockabye baby one or apocalyptica?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Platoon

    by rogueleader66

    gfm

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:07 p.m. CST

    KAZAAM

    by anonymoose

    BFM

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    I hope that's what you meant Flick

    by rogueleader66

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    i love how just AFTER we leave our previous abode

    by Six Demon Bag

    someone random just drops by and pilfers our fridge

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:09 p.m. CST

    moose

    by rogueleader66

    Anything with Shaq in it is a BFM....well Blue Chips was not terrible because he was not the star.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:09 p.m. CST

    You're all a bunch of

    by Fuzzyjefe

    funkin' silly barstools! <p> Yep. I said it.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Fuzz

    by Hi5Effect

    Craptastic-adj. fantastic crap. shit, but shit that rocks your world. syn. 'good shit,' 'specrapular' (mostly for broadway plays), 'sheizeriffic' (mostly porn, as in 'you got a lot of gaping going on here, bro, I applaud your taste in chicks. Your database is pretty sheizeriffic')

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    ...yeah, S & M. Weirdly, it sounds angrier to me...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...than regular Metallica. Great running music.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Why ty Fuzz man

    by rogueleader66

    Appreciate the compliment!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:11 p.m. CST

    dam! there's a 'but' missing between 'bro' and 'I'

    by Hi5Effect

    pun soooo not intended.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:12 p.m. CST

    ...Sixies, I think I need that lullaby album you were...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...talking about.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:14 p.m. CST

    flick

    by Six Demon Bag

    my liberry is a wondeful thing.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:14 p.m. CST

    In a WORLD...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    where two brothers share ONE ass...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:14 p.m. CST

    Theodore Rex

    by anonymoose

    BFM

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:14 p.m. CST

    ...I thought broadway plays were "fancrapulous".

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:15 p.m. CST

    You know what you are, Fuzzyjefe?

    by anonymoose

    A fuzzy busybody!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Patriot Games/Clear and Present Danger

    by Fuzzyjefe

    How dare YOU sir? GF'nMs.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Okay, you all need (REALLY FUCKING NEED) to check this guy out.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/5qadp7

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:18 p.m. CST

    BLUE CHIPS ... man, what a disappointment.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Billy Friedkin, Nolte, Ed O'Neill, JT Walsh, Stands with a Fist, Bob Fuckin' Cousy, basketball, my most beloved sport, a climactic game that was played as an actual game ... and it still kinda stunk. That so totally could have been a GF'nM.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:19 p.m. CST

    OUTBREAK ... GF'nM.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    ...ha! Just watched 2 Fails Cancel Each Other Out.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Bah! That link isn't working for me, 'Moose.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Stupid work computer!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Fuzzy, you're a dirty birdie

    by Hi5Effect

    MISERY GF'nM

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:22 p.m. CST

    Think of an outright bad movie from the 80s and 90s...

    by anonymoose

    ...even the "good" ones you're nostalgic about, and it's bound to be on that list of video reviews.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:24 p.m. CST

    ...FANKENHOOKER? Does he have a review for that?

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Col.

    by anonymoose

    The site is: http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/ <P> The guy is: The Nostalgia Critic <P> Google Nostalgia Critic later.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Fuzzy

    by STLost

    I have you in the statistics page on the Shelter as having 2 Simupos. I can't find the third one.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Flick, sometimes broadway shows are

    by Hi5Effect

    homoriffic.<P>I saw Rent in NYC (college GF made me do it, tho I confess I enjoyed it, but I can't hear 'Moments of Life' without thinking of handjobs...) and it was DEFINITELY homoriffic. When the one little dude walks out in naughty santa helper drag I thought 'nice legs!' Then I realized it was a dude, but hey, gambs is gambs.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:26 p.m. CST

    No Frankenhooker, but maybe someday.

    by anonymoose

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:26 p.m. CST

    This is my first time...

    by Red Ned Lynch

    ...switching homes. <p> I feel dirty and cheap, but in a tingly good way.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Thanks, 'Moose.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    ..."gambs is gambs"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...it's where they meet that things get particular.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Here's his Kazaam review.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/6g7yxn

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    And I'm at work...

    by Red Ned Lynch

    ...so it's a quick duck-in, but I gotta' say Fuzzy, Anaconda and Six Legged Freaks is what I call a damn good evening. <p> Oh, baby bird.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:28 p.m. CST

    No worris ST

    by Fuzzyjefe

    I may have been inflating my own simupost stats. I get so excited. <p> And yes Hi5, I am a dirty birdie. Keep that sledgehammer away from me.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:30 p.m. CST

    Hey, Ned. Thanks for dropping in.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:30 p.m. CST

    ...sometimes Broadway plays are just crap...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...saw LEND ME A TENOR recently...<P>Terrible, and I love Tony Shalhoub.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Hey! I just realized Red Ned

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Both ANACONDA & EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS have the Kari Wuhrer connection! <p> Remote Control FTW!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Yes, and I just realized

    by Fuzzyjefe

    that was what you were referencing with your 'Oh baby bird' quote. <p> Yes! I CAN be taught!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:35 p.m. CST

    CHOPPING MALL!!!!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    Ok fellers...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    keepers of the fire, brothers of talkinbacks; gotta actually get some 'real shit' done. Jobs don't hunt themselves, and the house needs some cleaning. <p> Back later.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    kissing a fool

    by Six Demon Bag

    GFM

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:37 p.m. CST

    ...oh, shit! Recycling place closes in 20 min...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...be back.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Later Fuzz man

    by rogueleader66

    Keep it real bro....real weird

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Saw Movin' Out on Broadway

    by rogueleader66

    Excellent show

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:41 p.m. CST

    haha Rent

    by MacReady452

    I worked with this tool box who was waaaaay into the play. We were installing a home theater and the home owner had the soundtrack. Numb nuts puts it on to demo the system while we finish the rest of the job. He says, "I love this production. I have seen it so many times. I saw it in London. I saw it in France...."<p>then I said....

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:43 p.m. CST

    "Did you see it in your underpants?"

    by MacReady452

    hahahahahahahahahahaha. <p>Oh man.<p>I'm good.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:44 p.m. CST

    haha, that opportunity may never

    by STLost

    come to pass again. You made the right decision, Mac.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:45 p.m. CST

    HAHAHAHAHA

    by rogueleader66

    That made me laugh out loud Mac, and I work in a library, not exactly the place for loud laughter, but that was too damn funny. no one seemed to care though. no odd glances thrown my way.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:47 p.m. CST

    I couldn't believe the set up

    by MacReady452

    it was meant to be.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Six!

    by Red Ned Lynch

    Think I love you. Got the Night of the Comet connection on one side with the non-Catherine Mary Stewart blonde, Reanimator and From Beyond on the other with the edible Barbara Crampton and the most serviceable Dick Miller tazed in his own mop water. <p> And hey, I turned spiders into insects just above. Or maybe recast the movie with ants.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:50 p.m. CST

    catherine mary stewart

    by Six Demon Bag

    WAS HOT back in the day..she had that precocious look about her...very girl next dooor..<P>love her in last starfighter and weekend at bernies!<P>BERNIE!!! where are you you son of bitch?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    From Beyond

    by rogueleader66

    Thought I was the only one who liked that movie.....I have truly met my brothers in the PB.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    HA! Awesome Mac. Truly inspired.

    by Hi5Effect

    I'm going to chuckle all the way to the farmer's market on that note. Keep it craptacular gents.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:52 p.m. CST

    I'm getting my comet movies mixed up.

    by STLost

    NIGHT OF THE COMET....end of world thingy? <P> YEAR OF THE COMET: the wine movie with "Wings" star Tim Daly?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:53 p.m. CST

    later, Hi-V

    by STLost

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:53 p.m. CST

    The Last Starfighter

    by rogueleader66

    gfm

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:54 p.m. CST

    later 5'er

    by rogueleader66

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:55 p.m. CST

    I nominate "the most serviceable Dick Miller"

    by MacReady452

    for canonization.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:55 p.m. CST

    That's a Kentucky Harvester.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Daniel O'Herily from Robocop

    by rogueleader66

    As the talking lizard, how is that not awesome?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2 p.m. CST

    Them!

    by rogueleader66

    GFM

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:03 p.m. CST

    you got em right STL!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:06 p.m. CST

    its like a cave above ground..

    by Six Demon Bag

    that can go places....<P>but we..uh never went anywhere..<P>lance guest, geek the mighty.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:10 p.m. CST

    the Burbs

    by MacReady452

    GFnM featuring Saint Miller.<p>"You're going to clean it up, because YOU'RE a garbage man." <p>Dern was great in that flick.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:11 p.m. CST

    THE LAST STARFIGHTER

    by STLost

    Love it. Perfect 80s sci-fi, with an awesome geek lead actor. Throw in a rousing score, and you have an awesome movie. <P> I saw it at walmart on blu-ray. Tempting to get, even though I don't have blu-ray player...yet. <P> Also, I saw STARFIGHTER in the theater when it came out, so that's also another great memory about it. Remember when the film had scratches, noise pops, switching reels? I saw INCEPTION with digital projection and was amazed how all of that disappearted. An end to an era.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Damn Mac I saw The Burbs in the theater

    by rogueleader66

    Have not seen it for quite some time, gotta get that.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Bachelor Party

    by rogueleader66

    gfm

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:12 p.m. CST

    and now I'm out

    by MacReady452

    my problems should be showing up any time now. See ya's

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    i want to kill everyone...

    by Six Demon Bag

    satan is good! satan is our pal!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Take it easy Mac

    by rogueleader66

    Remember, keep your cool bro.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    turner and hooch

    by Six Demon Bag

    GFM

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:14 p.m. CST

    Who is dissin' Satan sixies?

    by rogueleader66

    Not me...satan is my co-pilot

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:14 p.m. CST

    ...giv'em hell, Mac.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Red Heat

    by rogueleader66

    gfm

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Mac attack!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:18 p.m. CST

    Grease

    by rogueleader66

    gfm....not much for musicals but that just does it for me. Saw it in a rerelease a few years back and was almost singing and dancing in the damn theater. That's right. Don't judge me. LOL

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    ...I think CONSPIRACY THEORY is a GF'nM...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...but many people disagree.<P> Oh! And it's a movie I like with Julia Roberts, bringing us back to a discussion from the other day.<P> The wheelchair getaway scene alone is great and fuckin'.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    ...and Mel Gibson serviceably bites Patrick Stewart's...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...nose off.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Here you guys are...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Tryin' to catch up...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:23 p.m. CST

    Agreed On CT

    by rogueleader66

    I liked that too, Stewart was a good baddie.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:23 p.m. CST

    WB Cheeses

    by rogueleader66

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:23 p.m. CST

    the dogs got called off

    by MacReady452

    gf and I are going out to dinner for a "talk" later. I got home and none of her shit is gone she isn't going anywhere. that is good but still gotta sort things out.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:23 p.m. CST

    ...Cheeses_of_Nazareth, GF'n < P >edalbacker.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:26 p.m. CST

    I like Grease. I don't seek it out

    by MacReady452

    it can wear out its welcome but every now and again...I'll catch it if its on. <p>Jersey Boys GFnM usical

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:32 p.m. CST

    Mac

    by rogueleader66

    Glad to hear that bro, it's a good sign. Just go to a nice quiet place for dinner, and ease into the conversation. Whatever you do bro, keep your cool. No matter how frustrated or angry she may get, if you keep your cool, it will calm her down. Trust me, I do it all the time. Anger just breeds more anger, while calm in the face of anger breeds calm.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Mac, you have two different types

    by STLost

    of living situations going on. One is you and your gf, which is the "couple" relationship. Then you have your brother, which is the "single man" situation. You've got two different living situations colliding. That's my take on it.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST

    Ehhhhh....what a night ahead

    by rogueleader66

    Mrs. Rogue is arguing with her ex over support money he aint supposed to be getting, let alone keep. Dude gets almost half her check, meanwhile both kids are here and the asshole don't send the money back, claiming he is broke (dude works in a mine, makes about a grand a week), then brags to his kids about playing golf and going out for sushi as we eat dinner from the dollar store....we got $40 bucks until a week from Friday...gonna have to pilfer the rent, which were already behind on...oh yeaaahhhhhh....I laugh in the face of adversity....right before I cry HAHAHAHAHA.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST

    Ever the Jedi, Rogue.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST

    I'm having a tough time coming up with advice for Mac...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I'm the messy guy in most relationships (although my Daughter apparently has the same gene and accounts for more than her fair share of mess in this house..)<p>I would say, be careful removing her antagonizing stone (your brother)...some people just need something or someone to bitch about...and they will ALWAYS find something or someone...If it's not your brother, it could very well be YOU next... <p>Hope it works out the way you want...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Mrs. Rogue's ex sounds like a real dick.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    ST

    by rogueleader66

    Good assesment dude. That's true, the trick is getting both situations to peacefully co-exist. Not an easy task to be sure, but one that is possible. Both sides need to do some compromising.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    the hard part is trying to make one understand

    by MacReady452

    the others position. They both feel put upon, which is bullshit. These "problems" are nonsense.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:41 p.m. CST

    ...if the immediate goal is keeping the peace, then...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the more I think about it, the more I like the positive angle...<P> The "it's very cool that we've managed to navigate this arrangement this long, and the fact that we have is a direct result of X, Y, and Z (positive qualities of GF and brother). Congratulations all around. Now, all we need is more X, Y, and Z, and less B and S." angle.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:41 p.m. CST

    Of course Colonel

    by rogueleader66

    My jedi training serves me well in times of darkness and adversity.<P>And yes, her ex is a big time asshole. He doesn't want to be a parent, his kids are just in his way. Actually has the nerver to say to his kids, "I need my freedom" WTF is that shit? Out of sight out of mind I suppose. his kids aint there so he can just cut loose and have a ball while they go without basic nessesities. I would starve before I would let my children go without things. Dude needs a serious beatdown.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Dead right Cheeses

    by MacReady452

    If its not one thing its another. I know this. No one ever says, "This is all my fault."

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    ...Jesus Christ, Rogue! You both have evil Exes?

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Jesus wept!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    Mac

    by rogueleader66

    That's why when talking to them, calm must be maintained to get your point across. They will be resistant to understand the other person's side, you just got to say it in a way that they will underastand. Hell use the "put yourself in his/her shoes" line, it's corny, but it works. Problem is they both need to stop being so stubborn that all they see is how they feel.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:47 p.m. CST

    good call Flick

    by MacReady452

    the stupid thing is they are very much alike and get along fine in jovial situations(I said jovial). If they didn't live under the same roof they would probably get along famously.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Yup Flick we do

    by rogueleader66

    Evil in different ways, but regardless, a burden on our lives. The only thing about him is that we never have to see him as he lives in Wyoming, so at least we never have to deal with him face to face. Which is a good thing because if we did I'd have already beaten the shit outta him.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    huh, NPR just asked listeners for 'worst movie boyfriends'

    by Hi5Effect

    I don't care if it's good Scott Pilgrim related topics do not belong on 'All Things Considered... <P>...We're Fucked'©<P>That said, makes me wonder Edward Scissorhands GFn'M, also a shitty boyfriend acts out.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Anyways boys

    by rogueleader66

    The work day has come to a close, and I must be off to the dollar store then home. Talk at you fellers later. Peace my brothers.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Daughter's mom was like that, Mac...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    When we would move, (which was often back then due to my Wal-Mart career when we lived in 6 different towns in 5 years) we would always pick a house that was in need of repairs or painting...for the first few months while she busied herself with the work, she was a joy to live with...upbeat and happy...<p>The minute she would finish her projects the mood would change and since I was the only adult in the house, I suddenly could do nothing right and was an asshole (which I can be at times)...It was all about keeping her distracted so she didn't fill her time pointing out my flaws...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    ...stretch that dollar, Rogue...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and watch out for bad guys.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    ...worst ex? SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY, right?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and I mean Julia Roberts, not the guy with anger problems.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:01 p.m. CST

    Worst movie ex? Mary Magdalene in LAST TEMPTATION.

    by ColonelFatheart

    How many dicks do you think she'd sucked before consenting to marrying God Himself? I assure you it was more than 37, and many of them were in a row.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Stretch that dollar, indeed, Rogue...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    have faith, buddy...< P > will provide...<p>I have been surfing the crest of total financial destruction for almost 4 years...<p>A DWI is not something you want to happen to you or your bank account...especially in Texas.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:02 p.m. CST

    ...BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:04 p.m. CST

    ...uh, ↑ "bwaahaha" about Mary Magdalene, not...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...financial destruction water-sports.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:06 p.m. CST

    Worst movie ex? Kramer..

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    From Kramer vs Kramer...<p>Take your pick...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise in VANILLA SKY.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:10 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was an ice cream flavor..

    by STLost

    he'd be pralines and &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>DICK &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br>

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:13 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a car...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    he'd be a Chevy DICK!!!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a comics character...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    he'd be DICK Tracy....

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:16 p.m. CST

    ...If Mrs. Rogue's ex was an ice cream flavor...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he'd be Chocolate Chip Cunty Dough.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:16 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a tree...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    He'd be a hardwood, evergreen DICK tree...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:18 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a politician ...

    by ColonelFatheart

    ... he'd be DICK Cheney.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:20 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a bit-part character actor....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    He'd be Dick Dillon...<p>...wait..what? Maybe not...That guy's not worthy to lick Dick Dillon's IMDB page...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:21 p.m. CST

    ...If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a Talkbacker...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he'd be DickaPoo.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a child's first grade reader...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    he would be "DICK and Jane"...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:25 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was named Richard...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    people would call him DICK...(for apparently no reason, since the names are so dissimilar. Like William and Bill...)

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST

    ...if Mrs. Rogue's ex were a diplomat...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he'd be a student of realpolidick.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a 60's and 70's politician...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    He'd be Tricky DICK Nixon...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST

    ...If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a frozen food item...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he'd be a fish-dick.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Sorry, I made a mistake.

    by ColonelFatheart

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex were a runny glob of diseased shit, he'd be DICK Cheney.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:29 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex had lyme's disease...

    by Hi5Effect

    ...$10 says he got it from a deer dick

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:29 p.m. CST

    ...If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a puppy...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he'd be the dick of the litter.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a Ke$ha single...

    by Hi5Effect

    ...he'd be Dic-Toc but twice as annoying.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:31 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex were poultry,

    by ColonelFatheart

    he'd be a dicken.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:31 p.m. CST

    Hi5, I heard Mrs. Rogue's ex PAID $10 to get deer dicked...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    It's really popular in Wyoming...<p>Not much else to do, really...but, when you get caught payin' for it...WOW..I mean just wow..

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex were Irish,

    by ColonelFatheart

    he'd be a dick.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    ...If Mrs. Rogue's ex was on the Enterprise...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he'd be the dickbay.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    If he were a rum-based beverage

    by Fuzzyjefe

    he'd be a penis colada.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex were a fast food restaurant,

    by ColonelFatheart

    he'd be DickDonald's.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:33 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex ever gets any poon

    by Hi5Effect

    it's statutory rape of a miner.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:33 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex were an actor,

    by ColonelFatheart

    he'd be Jack Dickolson.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Cheese, he shouldn't have payed with a

    by Hi5Effect

    personal check. Jerry Springer learned ya that one. I wonder if the deer nuts were extra?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex were a brand of slacker pants...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    he'd be Dickies...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST

    ...damn, gotta run to the store...just as this place...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...is up and throbbing!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:35 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a fall pullover

    by Hi5Effect

    he'd be a COCK turtleneck

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:35 p.m. CST

    If he was an exotic bird

    by Fuzzyjefe

    he'd be a cock-or-two.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:35 p.m. CST

    Somebodies been watching the Hoff's Roast...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    ...If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a Rolling Stone...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he'd be Dick Jagger.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex were in the Marines,

    by ColonelFatheart

    he'd be a UNIT commander.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex were a wordy English novelist

    by Hi5Effect

    he'd be Charles... too easy.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex were an NYC politician,

    by ColonelFatheart

    he'd be Anthony WEINER.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a biologist...

    by STLost

    he'd be making dickotomous keys.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a Chinese dish...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    He'd be sweet and sour DICK...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex were an AICN troll,

    by ColonelFatheart

    he'd be THE_COCKAH.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Flick, don't run...take the car, it'll be quicker...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    unless Scary took the keys again...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    You know it, but I heard it first on This American Life

    by Hi5Effect

    you know he got re-elected after that shit? Bravo Mr. Springer.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:39 p.m. CST

    If he was a small dog

    by Fuzzyjefe

    he'd be a pecker-knees

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:39 p.m. CST

    ...If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a World Cup soccer ref...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he'd blow his whistle for penilety kicks.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a dog

    by Hi5Effect

    He'd be a COCKER Spaniel<P>That Gary Coleman liver shit had mean in tears.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:42 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was desert flora

    by Hi5Effect

    he'd be a prickly pear.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:42 p.m. CST

    ...If Mrs. Rogue's ex were on trial...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...it would be for committing crimes with phallus aforethought.<P> Bit of a stretch?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:42 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a game show

    by Hi5Effect

    he'd be The Prick is Right

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:43 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a cat...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    he'd be the world's biggest pussy that was a DICK...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    You can never stretch a phallus far enough, Flick.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    If Mrs Rogue's ex was a deaf, dumb and blind kid

    by Fuzzyjefe

    he'd be the chin-ball wizard.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    When Mrs. Rogue's ex was in JV intramurals

    by Hi5Effect

    He hoped he got pricked first

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    and pricked good.

    by Hi5Effect

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    By the way, Fishus wrote this in the last PB.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I humbly await thy decision, comrades... by Le Vicious Fishus Aug 18th, 2010 03:22:51 PM Been around as LVF (aka DrLocrian) since '97. Best Regards, LVF

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    ...If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a game show...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he'd be The Schlong Show.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    If Mrs Rogue's ex's parents had a good sense of humor,

    by ColonelFatheart

    his name would be DICK JOHNSON.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:46 p.m. CST

    NICELY DONE Fuzzy!

    by Hi5Effect

    wow. chin-ball wizard. HAAAAAAAAAA!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    ...where is he? He's just got to hang here with us...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...for a while.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Fishus, if you're out there:

    by ColonelFatheart

    You're gonna have to come around and hang a bit more and post in good faith, as Flick says.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Hell, I'd be down for Le Vicious

    by Fuzzyjefe

    just to get his reaction to the 'silent peeber'.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:48 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a single-celled organism

    by Hi5Effect

    he'd be a short-tailed sperm, but he'd still be a dick.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST

    He'll find us if he seeks us. We're burning up the charts,

    by ColonelFatheart

    much like Mrs. Rogue's ex, Falco, who recorded COCK ME AMADEUS.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Careful with Fishus...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I think of him as Admiral Ackbar in that he is famouse for yelling..."It's a TRAP!!!" <p>Claims to have been around a long time...so have the founders...they may just want to get their hands on our lucky charms...<p>But, on the other hand, he did write a great CHOPPAH song...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST

    hmm..

    by Six Demon Bag

    about fishy..<P>but what about ned?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST

    ...I left him a note.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST

    and posts fairly and reasonably

    by Hi5Effect

    from what I've seen. Vic it's not a club! It's a community, come commune. Coooommmmuuuunne. OHM.<P>If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a chicken-flavored lolipop he'd be a cocksucker.<P>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_lollipop<P>Damn, there is such a thing! Who knew...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:54 p.m. CST

    yeah he hasnt really hung out with US yet..

    by Six Demon Bag

    not like nedders...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:55 p.m. CST

    Hmmm indeed.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Fishus will have to prove his worth.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:55 p.m. CST

    Fiver, you win with "cocksucker."

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:56 p.m. CST

    hey guys..

    by Six Demon Bag

    its happening..<P>do youknow any good BLU review sites? for discs?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:56 p.m. CST

    Thanks Col, but my vote is for chin-ball wizard

    by Hi5Effect

    I'm still chuckling about that.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST

    How could I miss chin-ball wizard?

    by ColonelFatheart

    Fuzz, you get the trophy. <p>And by trophy, I mean a rubber copy of the Pedalback Chicken. <p>... Hold on ... oh, that's no rubber copy ... uh, that's the original Pedalback Chicken. It's just been fucked into rubber.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Fishus is a talented mofo, yes.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4 p.m. CST

    Thanks guys...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    it's what I've always....wanted? <p> Bu-gaaaaak!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4 p.m. CST

    Fuckin' Chickens into rubber...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    wasn't that how Mr. Firestorm and Mr. Goodyear got their start?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:02 p.m. CST

    He's a chin-ball wizard!

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Loves to see that dick! <p> Chin-ball wizard <p> He'll blow 'til he gets si-i-ick.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:02 p.m. CST

    ...you just have to build up a little trust and comfort...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...level.<P> Oh, and fuck one live fighting gamecock to full orgasm.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:03 p.m. CST

    How do you think he does it?

    by ColonelFatheart

    I don't know.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:03 p.m. CST

    Chin-ball Wizard, hands down...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Chin-ball Wizard, there has to be a twist...<p>Chin-ball Wizard got such a supple wrist...<p>He's scoring more...He's scoring MORE...He's SCORING mooooorrrreeee!!!!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:06 p.m. CST

    ...fucking a live fighting gamecock...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I believe that's referred to as "a flapper", or "scratching one out".

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:07 p.m. CST

    Chin-Ball Wizard, by FuzzyJefe

    by Hi5Effect

    Ever since I was a young boy<P> I've played with silver balls<P> From Soho down to Brighton<P> I must have touched them all<P> But I ain't seen nothing like his<P> In any amusement hall<P> That deaf, dumb and blind kid<P> Sure plays a mean chinball<P> <P> He stands like a statue<P> Becomes part of the latrine<P> Feeling all the bumpers<P> Always sucking clean<P> He licks by intuition<P> The master of the stall<P> That deaf, dumb and blind kid<P> Sure plays a mean chinball<P> <P> He's a chinball wizard<P> There's got to be a twist<P> A chinball wizard<P> He's got such a supple wrist<P> <P> Why do you think he does it?<P> (I don't know)<P> God it feels so good?<P> <P> He ain't got no distractions<P> And doesn't mind the smell<P> Blowing is his passion<P> And he really does it well<P> Never needs no foreplay<P> Goes straight for cock and all<P> That deaf, dumb and blind kid<P> Sure plays a mean chinball<P> <P> I thought I was<P> The Ball gargling king<P> But I just handed<P> My chinball crown to him<P> <P> Even in my usual bathroom<P> He can beat my best<P> His fares lead him in<P> And he just does the rest<P> He's got crazy flipper fingers<P> The longest you ever saw<P> That deaf, dumb and blind kid<P> Sure plays a mean chinball

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:07 p.m. CST

    Flick...Me and Teddy call it...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Chicken Shit Bingo...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:08 p.m. CST

    damn, that was longer than I expected.

    by Hi5Effect

    and everyone beat me to it, more succinctly and gracefully, I might add.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:09 p.m. CST

    ...BAAAHAHAHA!...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...OK, store beckons.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:09 p.m. CST

    that's it. Game over man!

    by STLost

    Hi5Effect lyrics for Fuzzy's song is the clincher. <P> G'night folks!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Hi5....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Lifetime Achievement Award for that one...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:12 p.m. CST

    I wonder what he does with those crazy flipper fingers?

    by ColonelFatheart

    Spelunking?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:13 p.m. CST

    whew, thankyouthankyou

    by Hi5Effect

    and with that Herculean effort of homoerotica I gotta go do a little chin-balling of my own. Off to the bar, to kiss ass and make tips.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:14 p.m. CST

    (Col. I picture a deafdumbblind kid with thalamide

    by Hi5Effect

    flipper fingers. STINKY flipper fingers.)

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:15 p.m. CST

    No, no, no Hi5

    by Fuzzyjefe

    I bow down to your EXCELLENT effort mi amigo. I handed the baton, and you ran your ass off with it. You've got me crying like a little girl. <p> Mom just poked her head in....how can you ever explain? "Trust me, it was just something THAT FUNNY."

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:17 p.m. CST

    See there Cheeses?

    by Fuzzyjefe

    You asked for the funny today. Well, THERE IT IS.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:20 p.m. CST

    I'm posting that at the Shelter.

    by STLost

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:20 p.m. CST

    I give you TITANIC: THE LEGEND GOES ON...

    by anonymoose

    ...a poorly animated musical from Italy that has, I swear to < P >, a rapping dog in the first five minutes. <P> http://tinyurl.com/d27lwb

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:25 p.m. CST

    And, I do thank ALL of you for the FUNNY, Fuzzyman....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    this is why I love Pedalbackin'...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:27 p.m. CST

    Said rapping dog.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/3njezo

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:33 p.m. CST

    dag knab it, I missed history

    by MacReady452

    fuckin grown folks business. Talked to my bro. It went ok. He said he would up the effort but also agreed that we ALL can't live this way much longer. Not a threat. Just a fact. He was the easy conversation. Dinner in public should keep things reasonable, or make for the most embarrassing night of my life with a long walk home.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:33 p.m. CST

    Okeedokee peebs..

    by Fuzzyjefe

    gonna grill up some steaks for dinnah. Back later. :)

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:36 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex were in the military..

    by MacReady452

    he'd be in the Dick Army.<p>I had to get one in.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Fuzzy...I like my steak medium - medium well

    by STLost

    just FYI

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Damn, Fuzzy...Now you got me hungry...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I may grill up some of the Colonel's rubber-fucked chicken breasts a little later...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    If Mrs. Rogue's ex were a politician...

    by MacReady452

    he'd be Dick Armey.<p>Ok, I feel better.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    Cheeses..that chicken is already fully marinated

    by MacReady452

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:39 p.m. CST

    Mac...yeah, the living situation

    by STLost

    will need to be figured out in the future. What makes it worse is that you and your brother own it. It would be easy if you did, then he could move out and you and your gf would have a house as a "couple". With him owning as well, he probably doesn't want to have to find a new place to live, and is entitled to live in the house. <P> Try this: Do the poker night. Get the stakes going high between you and your brother. You each bet your part of the ownership in the house. Then you cheat to win. Problem solved.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:39 p.m. CST

    We missed you on that meme, Mac...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    but, that's the beauty of Pedalback...another BETTER meme is just waiting right around the corner...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:39 p.m. CST

    dick laurent is dead

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Good Call ST

    by MacReady452

    I always have an Ace up my sleeve<p>and a club in my pants.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    Um, Titanic rapping dog up there. Can't miss it.

    by anonymoose

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    DAMN! Y'all were busy today!

    by ScaryWaitress

    Well, busy eluding work and fucking chickens... and really, how busy is that... <P> Anyway, going to catch up. <P> Be back in an HOUR OR TWO. Jesus.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    HHHHAAAA!!!! STLman...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    "...cheat to win. Problem solved."<p>Like I always say...change is inevitable...controlled change is power.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:42 p.m. CST

    I hope you like creamed chicken, Cheeses.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    IT'S PARTY TIME

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    My wise old italian friend always said

    by MacReady452

    "If you're not cheating...you're not trying."

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    I hope you like balsamic vinegar, Cheeses.

    by ColonelFatheart

    You know, since we're all full of piss and vinegar.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:45 p.m. CST

    D'oh! I hope you like balsamic *CHICKEN* Cheeses.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:48 p.m. CST

    I hope you like chicken and broccoli, Cheeses.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Because Pedalbackers come in bunches.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:50 p.m. CST

    It's okay, Colonelman...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I'll just leave it on the grill a few extra minutes...<p>Then wash it in hot water and soap...then give it a Purel glaze...<p>Should be safe as a Pilgrim's Pride bird, eh?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:50 p.m. CST

    It's MARTINI Time

    by MacReady452

    I live my life on a layer of ice<p>Just like those pourred by my Hi5er vice<p>Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,<p> When you have a good martini time!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:52 p.m. CST

    Margaret is gonna be like Blue Sky

    by cifra

    Forever delayed, when released, handing a Best Actress Oscar to an already Best Supporting Actress Oscar winner (Anna Paquin & Jessica Lange). After Paquin has become a real star thanks to True Blood and X-Men, we all know that first time she gets a meaty role in a movie, she's winning again.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:54 p.m. CST

    Cheeses, I hope you like

    by MacReady452

    Jerk Chicken cause....<p>I don't know where I was going with this...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:54 p.m. CST

    The menu at the Colonel's...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Creamed chicken<p>balsamic chicken<p>chicken and broccoli<p>Sweet and spermed chicken<p>Goo Glazed chicken

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:57 p.m. CST

    Enjoy the Colonel's chicken...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    with a salad tossed to your personal satisfaction...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:59 p.m. CST

    I hope you like stuffed chicken, Cheeses.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Because, well ...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 4:59 p.m. CST

    could I get a side of syrup with my

    by MacReady452

    tossed salad please.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:01 p.m. CST

    I hope you like chicken kebabs, Cheeses.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Because we're always putting the chicken on a stick.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:02 p.m. CST

    I hope you like turducken, Cheeses.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Because fowl play knows no bounds on the Pedalback.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Mrs Butterworth goes great with tossed salads...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    especially in a Log Cabin...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    I arrive only to leave...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Quittin' time at ye olde workplace... <BR><BR>See you cats tomorrow.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:05 p.m. CST

    Hi and bye, Fishus.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:05 p.m. CST

    I hope you like Chicken French Cheeses

    by MacReady452

    i always think foreplay is an important part of fucking the chicken. We always set it off with a heavy make out session.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    fowl play.

    by MacReady452

    nice Colonel

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST

    I hope you like Chicken a la Colonel, Cheeses.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Nah, nevermind. That recipe is for me.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST

    I hope you like giblets Cheeses

    by MacReady452

    It's all that was left when I was done.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:08 p.m. CST

    I do like Chicken Cordon Bleu'...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    fat horny pig chickens...with swiss cheese creating infections...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    You and Jim Henson could tag team on

    by MacReady452

    Sesame Chicken

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    Sesame Chicken! Yes!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:17 p.m. CST

    Sesame Chicken was the product of

    by MacReady452

    Gonzo raping the shit out all those chickens he used in his act.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:17 p.m. CST

    I like Chicken Fajitas...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    as long as they slather themselves in onion and spicy bell peppers and bring me a margarita at the same time...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Open sesame!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    orgy

    by MacReady452

    http://tinyurl.com/ycmkkjb

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:20 p.m. CST

    Sesame Chicken...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    brought to you by the letters D, A, M, and N...and the number 10...<p>'Cause...it's tasty...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:20 p.m. CST

    i'm out boys

    by MacReady452

    keep doing what you're doing.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Reposting in 3...2...1...

    by HoldMyFuckingWatch

    What was the film with Dennis Quaid in which his dad was a fireman who died and he keeps going back in time trying to save him?<P><P>That film was badass.<P><P>Just saw The Expendables - it was thoroughly underwhelming. Sub-Predators.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Yeah, I gotta split for a while, too.

    by ColonelFatheart

    See yas around.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:24 p.m. CST

    Bye, guys...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Hi, HoldMyWatchman... Frequency?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:38 p.m. CST

    Yeah, definitely Frequency...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    It was totally frequency!

    by HoldMyFuckingWatch

    Backdraft reminded me of it. Another afternoon tv movie that used to be on all the time.<P><P>Has anyone nominated 3.10 to Yuma?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:51 p.m. CST

    I really like cum-POW! chicken

    by Fuzzyjefe

    'cause when I'm done, I beat that chicken's ass. <p> I'm no good at sexually-charged nasty humor. That's all I got. <p> Cluckity-cluck, chicken got fucked.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 5:53 p.m. CST

    HHHAAAA!!!! Cum-Pow Chicken...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    perfect...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:02 p.m. CST

    I hate the pictures my cable company uses...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    on the music channels...<p>I would totally fuck Bonnie Tyler in 1980...<p>1989 Tyler? Not so much...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:02 p.m. CST

    You honor me with your cyber-laughter

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Cheeses-san. You may use the chicken as you see fit, and I shall patiently await your pleasure.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:04 p.m. CST

    Evening PB nation

    by rogueleader66

    Lot of catching up to do.....

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:05 p.m. CST

    2009 Bonnie Tyler...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    please, don't be disgusting...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:07 p.m. CST

    Probably no chicken in my future tonight...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Pizza Hut's $10 anything deal is looking mighty good right about now...<p>Anything but sperm glazed chicken...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Put down any beverage you may have rogue

    by Fuzzyjefe

    or grab some paper towels. There's some HI-LARITEEEEE above.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:10 p.m. CST

    We should compile a Pedalback anthology.

    by ColonelFatheart

    It should be called "Stickin' the Chicken."

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST

    Rogueman...I predict that you are going to laugh a lot...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    when you play Ketchup...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:13 p.m. CST

    ...poultry porking.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:15 p.m. CST

    GAMER does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    GAMER mini review by The Dojo.<p> In case anyone was going to check this one out, or has already checked this one out, GAMER is pretty much a B movie action flick in the same kind of ball park as the two CRANK movies.<p> However where 'The Stath' adds a touch of cool / comedy to CRANK, GAMER is a rather more sombre affair. And as a result the hard violence and grim social vision seems rather more callous and unpleasant. Put simply, GAMER is not much 'fun' as a silly action movie.<p> The basic premise is that teenagers puppeteer death row convicts in a RUNNING MAN type game show, but thats just an excuse for some poorly cut together action scenes and of course a half-witted story about the hero (Gerard Butler) trying to get back to his family.<p> Only the cameo appearance of the legendary Keith David towards the end of the flick saves it from one star humiliation.<p> 1.5 stars out of 5 from the dojo.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:16 p.m. CST

    Poultry porking beats pork poultrying...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I'll fuck a hot lookin' chicken before I'll tickle a pig's ass with a feather...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST

    Hot damn

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Missed the party it seems.<BR><BR>Embarrassed to admit it, but I'm reading the DUNE series for the very first time and am loving it. In the middle of CHILDREN OF DUNE now, which--so far--is my favorite. Just can't get enough of the pre-born kids who are effectively tens of thousands of years old and are capable of implanting self-hypnotic programs inside their own minds.<BR><BR>For a lark, I rewatched Lynch's DUNE a few days ago. Y'know, that movie has a lot going for it--great cast; incredible set and costume design; some dead on moments which honor the novel well and some great Lynchian weirdness (deformed sperm-guild dudes floating in spice rectangles).<BR><BR>But, damn. Score by TOTO (huh)? Magnificently over-the-top Harkonnen performances with zero depth? That inexplicable, abrupt, showery ending? <BR><BR>I love Lynch. I really do (two of my favorite films are MULHOLLAND DRIVE and THE STRAIGHT STORY), and I appreciate the effort with DUNE. But I can't help but to think that the film could've been a real classic with a significantly rewritten third act, a soundtrack by John Williams (or Jerry Goldsmith), effects by golden-age ILM, and the occasional altered directorial choice.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Fishman...I saw Lynch's version in theaters when it debuted...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    The SciFi Channel's mini series, despite it's low budget, was a VASTLY superior adaptation for me...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:28 p.m. CST

    I got a big ol' soft spot for Lynch's Dune Fishes

    by Fuzzyjefe

    so you're in decent company. It's a tough one to get across just right on film; Lynch's does get a LOT down, especially in the details: the stilsuits, the worms, the scary-looking Sardukar. Really, just about everything on the production design level is incredible to me. <p> Still waiting to see the weirding way brought to life with any 'bat-shit awesomery' though.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Litany Against Chicken Fucking

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Repeat after me, my friends.<BR><BR>I must not fuck chicken.<BR> Chicken is the sex-killer.<BR> Chicken is the little-fuck that brings total obliteration.<BR> I will not fuck chicken.<BR> I will permit it to hatch from the egg and cross the road.<BR> And when it has clucked past I will not jerk off to the sight of its fine, feathered ass.<BR> Where the chicken has gone there will be no erection.<BR> Only I will remain.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Yeah, I REALLY want to see the newer miniseries. Have you also seen the CHILDREN OF DUNE adaptation?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    Fishes...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    that chicken is just asking for it. Really. You must be desensitized to not hear the yearning for a fuckin' in that chicken's cluckin'.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    Sting in winged speedos...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    once seen, it can never be unseen...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:33 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    That's a lot of dick jokes..<p> All good for a giggle but Hi5 gets five stars for his graceful rendition...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:34 p.m. CST

    Chicken fried Gom Jobbar...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Only I will remain...<p>HHHHAAA!!!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:35 p.m. CST

    Fuzzyjefe

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    You're absolutely right. Lynch really nailed a LOT (particularly the non-Harkonnen characters), and at the same time made it his own. A lot seems to fall apart (and feels rushed) after the first two acts. I really wish he could have a miniseries do-over, though I understand it's a sheer pipe dream (and how I wish to see the extant movie in an altered state).

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:35 p.m. CST

    No Fishy...I haven't seen OR read Children of the Dune...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    lascivious, I guess if Queen were good enough for FLASH GORDON, then Toto were good enough for DUNE?!<p> (ps. I do actually miss the rains down in Africa and I do quite like Toto too!)

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    Raspberries!

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Have to run again. Catch yer tomorrow with any luck.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    Dune was too perfect for me to follow it with sequels..

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    Wow guys that was damn funny

    by rogueleader66

    I see a lot of thought went into the jabs made at Mrs. Rogue's ex.....all true by the way. I had no drink in my hand either. I think my favorite was the paying $10 to get deer dicked, had I been drinking I would have lost it.<P>Good job also on chin ball wizard...you guys are really sick and twisted...my kind of people.<P>Vicious...don't feel bad I only read the first Dune book and that was god knows how many years ago. When I actually start reading again, that really should be on my reading list....which is already long as it is.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    I like TOTO well enough...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    but that soundtrack for DUNE was soooo redundant.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:39 p.m. CST

    I liked Lynch's Dune as well

    by rogueleader66

    I was not thrilled with all the damn whispering, but I thought they did a good job. Never saw the sci-fi mini series, heard a lot of mixed things about it, I should rent the DVD's and check it out.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:39 p.m. CST

    I read the next 2 Dune books...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    but once Paul the XVIIcsr43rd was a giant worm, I lost all interest. I just got attached to all the peeps in the first two, I was sorely disappointed that they were dead for eons.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Dinner shortly....

    by rogueleader66

    Beef roast with potatoes and Mrs. Rogue's delicious gravy....back a bit later.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:44 p.m. CST

    Listening to Ray LaMontagne's new record...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    DAMN! That boy can SING! <p> Not for everyone...sort of a modern Van Morrison with a bit more husk in his voice. One of those voices that you think is on the verge of *breaking* at any time, but NEVER DOES.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:45 p.m. CST

    Keith David is in GAMER?!?

    by TedKordLives

    Well, then, I guess I gotta see it, then.<P> Heya gang, outstanding work while I was away.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:47 p.m. CST

    Hey, Tedster...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I'm waitin' on a hamburger and mushroom pizza...15 more minutes...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:49 p.m. CST

    I miss ONE DAY of work....

    by TedKordLives

    ...and the employee bathroom across from my desk catches fire. My chance to be the big hero, and where am I? <P> I'm at home-WASHING MY TIGHTS!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Nice, Cheeses.

    by TedKordLives

    Can you overnight me a slice?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:51 p.m. CST

    Evening Teddy Ruxpin...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    have you read Promethea? Just got all 5 volumes from the liberry earlier today, about to dive in.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:52 p.m. CST

    How exactly does a bathroom catch on fire?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    If you don't mind my askin'...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:53 p.m. CST

    How much toilet paper was in there?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:53 p.m. CST

    Nope Jefe.

    by TedKordLives

    It looked a little too...uh, esoteric for me? It's prolly a good read, but it just didn't seem to be up my alley, so to speak.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:54 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Cheeses a pizza with hamburger and mushroom as toppings? That's real strange.<p> Or a hamburger *and* a pizza? That's real hungry!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:54 p.m. CST

    I CALL ON FISH TO SHARE THE SECRET.

    by ScaryWaitress

    I must know how he does line breaks without spaces. HOW IS THIS DONE?!?!?!?!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Fuzzyjefe

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Hate to interrupt (and stealing a little time while I feed the little fishus)--<BR><BR>but PROMETHEA is my FAVORITE comic of all time. I LOVE it. You're in for a fucking treat, man, if you're anything like me.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:55 p.m. CST

    When I'm done devouring it

    by Fuzzyjefe

    I'll give you a Fuzzy quick-capsule review. <p> Moore with J.H. Williams handling the art...sounds good to me!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:56 p.m. CST

    GOD DAMN IT. HE'S GONE.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:57 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Ted, Keith David has one solitary scene in GAMER. But it was the only scene in the movie that got a smile out of me, that man knows how to act in a B movie, he gets it!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Well, Cheeses, they keep matches in there...

    by TedKordLives

    For employees to cover the scent of their scat, both for my sake and for the sake of the next employee to use the room. And it seems that some employee forgot to run the match under the sink before throwing it into the trash. <P> So not only was I not there to stop the fire before it got out of control, I wasn't there to finger the employee responsible for it in the first place. <P> Fortunately, the damage was mostly superficial. The major casualties were some collages I had made to lift the spirits of my co-workers while they relieved themselves. Back to the gluing board, I guess...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Oooh, cool beans Fishes..

    by Fuzzyjefe

    I'm even more excited now. Gonna hop off for a while and dive on in! Eeeeeeeee!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    Aw, man...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    some Blue Beetle originals, gone in a blaze of poo-smelling glory? The shame.....the utter shame.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    I hear ya, Cobes.

    by TedKordLives

    But like you said, David knows what he's doing. IMO he elevates just about anything he's in, even if it's only for one scene. I kinda wanted to see it anyway, just out of morbid curiosity, but KD seals the deal for me. Well, once it starts streaming, that is.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7 p.m. CST

    Cobraman...I like spicy on everything BUT pizza...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7 p.m. CST

    Ha, Ted. I feel your pain.

    by ScaryWaitress

    The one day you DON'T go in to work, something fun and exciting happens. The one day I DO drag myself to work- against my better instincts- I waste half a tank of gas to have three different customers blow me off. <P> I should warn you all I'm in a foul mood. Your "dick" meme got me laughing, though.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:01 p.m. CST

    ess

    by Six Demon Bag

    Do that thing with P but with BR<br>that should work

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    It's ok, Jefe.

    by TedKordLives

    I get enough stripped comics here that I could make collages until the end of time. Seriously, I take home one of every Marvel or DC comic we carry, just for collaging. Of course, they're all in a pile in front of my closet right now, waiting to be clipped, but maybe this'll give me some motivation.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    Tedders

    by Six Demon Bag

    You see SP yet??

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:03 p.m. CST

    I've been there too, Scary.

    by TedKordLives

    Many, many times.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:05 p.m. CST

    Let's try this.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Keep<br>fuckin'<br>that<br>meme!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:05 p.m. CST

    Dick memes always amuse hot chicks...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Fact...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:06 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Waitress, your persistence may pay off in the long run. It's strange how these things go... good fortune doesn't seem to spread itself evenly - but one happy day it'll all dump on you at once.<p> In the mean time, unbutton an extra button on your blouse. That tends to keep us guys interested...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Apologies! That last comment was sexist. But true gawdammit....<p> ..try as we might to be gentlemen... mammaries are such magnets for the eyes..

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST

    HA, Cobes. I went out in a pencil skirt and sky-high heels...

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...usually does the trick. August is notoriously tough in my line of work, is all... and I've been feeling kind of down anyway, so my motivation is about zero. <P> AND I missed a fun day on the PB, on top of everything. <P> Anyone know where the trolls are tonight? I feel like fucking someone's shit up... and I don't need the keys to the toy to do it.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:14 p.m. CST

    Cobraman...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    not a man here who will disagree with you about the extra button deal...<p>It's often the difference between whether they gain an audience with me or not... <p>Gaining audiences is really what direct sales is all about....

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    Trust me boys... don't think for one second

    by ScaryWaitress

    I'm not about to dress... um, appropriately... for work. Think naughty librarian, with a little rocker edge. <P> The secret is to balance it out, is all. Wearing a blouse unbuttoned just so? Wear pants. Wearing a skirt that makes your ass look like a ripe peach? DON'T wear the snug sweater. It's all about the yin and yang. <P> Three-inch heels are always a good idea, though.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    "...pencil skirt and sky-high heels..."

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    You can Incept me into buying ABSOLUTELY any cheap wine in THAT outfit... <p>As long as your shirt is unbuttoned to appropriate levels...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    Sixies

    by TedKordLives

    Yep, I saw it. Fucking shame it came in fifth place this weekend. I'm hoping it'll be a slow burner, spurred on by word of mouth, because it was FUCKING AMAZING. <P> Kieran Culkin stole every damn scene he was in, too.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST

    And it helps that I have a bag full of open wine to drink...

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST

    ...and that I lost my wedding band swimming with dd recently...

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    That's how I approach dressing myself, too, Scary...

    by TedKordLives

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:20 p.m. CST

    Three inch heels, Ted?

    by ScaryWaitress

    That I'd like to see...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:21 p.m. CST

    OK, I'm going to put my heathen child to bed.

    by ScaryWaitress

    I think that's it for me tonight. I'm not feeling witty enough. <P> Peace out Pebrews.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    And here, honey...

    by ScaryWaitress

    [Sacry hands the chicken an econo-sized tube of lube, pats her affectionately on the head]

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:23 p.m. CST

    Hehehe.

    by TedKordLives

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST

    Teddy sells more magazines before lunch while in high heels...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    and a low cut top than most people do in a lifetime...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    See, Cheeses, only you can appreciate that gag...

    by TedKordLives

    Because you're the only one who knows what I look like. <P> Um, I think...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:30 p.m. CST

    Teddy, you look like a young Christopher Reeve

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Spit curl and all...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:31 p.m. CST

    If only we had connections in the board game industry.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Imagine a Pedalback Clue.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Just stay off the polo circuit...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Flickapoo, on Pandora...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    with the Glaive...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    Damn.

    by Red Ned Lynch

    Everyone. Just...damn! <p> And Hi5? Damn!!! Some fun was had here today.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    Heh, sez the Colonel....

    by TedKordLives

    Col.Fatheart, in the hot tub, with the rubber chicken...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    MacReady, in the 4th dreamstate...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    with the light saber...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    Cobra...

    by Red Ned Lynch

    ...Keith David is a paragon of serviceability.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    Fuzzyjefe, on the Deathstar...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    with a Terminator...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    And how do I know...

    by Red Ned Lynch

    ...I'm too old and too happily married? <p> The last sales person I wanted to say yes to based on appearance (I didn't because our current vendor has been a dream for over a decade) was because he had a perfect 70s porn mustache and I thought it would be funny having it come around to visit.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:41 p.m. CST

    Cheeses, on the holodeck...

    by TedKordLives

    With a smoke monster. <P> Wait, that's just a monstrous cloud of smoke...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:44 p.m. CST

    HHHHAAA!!! Smoke monster...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Activate ceiling fans, ensign. Mr. Data, light some incense...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST

    Nedster...I have a 90's mustache and goatee...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    would you buy a case of something from that? <p>I own a lot of porno...if that makes any difference...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:47 p.m. CST

    Perfect 70s porn mustaches are rare indeed.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I'm glad you're helping them stay alive, Ned.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    TedKordLives...in the DC Universe...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    with the Ultimate Nullifier...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:50 p.m. CST

    Scary, on the death star

    by Fuzzyjefe

    with ED-209

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:51 p.m. CST

    Fiver, in Dirty Harry's favorite coffee shop,

    by ColonelFatheart

    with a perfectly turned phrase.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:51 p.m. CST

    Cheeses...

    by Red Ned Lynch

    ...case of facial hair?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:51 p.m. CST

    YEAH!

    by TedKordLives

    Burn that motherfucker to the GROUND!!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:53 p.m. CST

    There would be WAY TOO MANY possible

    by Fuzzyjefe

    permutations for a Peebers Clue game. <p> The board itself would require somewhere around 100 square feet. <p> And all the weapons....sheesh!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:54 p.m. CST

    Damn! How did I miss

    by Fuzzyjefe

    that I had ALREADY been on the death star? Derpa-derp!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:54 p.m. CST

    Ned, I'll throw the second case of facial hair in...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    FOR FREE!!!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:55 p.m. CST

    How's about...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Nilla...on the battlestar galactica....with Excalibur!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Fuzzy, at the EYES WIDE SHUT mask orgy,

    by ColonelFatheart

    with Buffalo Bill's hidden schlong.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Toddlerpoo, in a cabin in the woods...

    by TedKordLives

    With a chainsaw...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Hi5Effect, in Narnia...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    with a drop of red matter...(and the Highlander sword...)

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:57 p.m. CST

    And my last little contribution...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    STLost....in Camp Crystal Lake...with a Gom Jabar!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:57 p.m. CST

    ST, on Skull Island,

    by ColonelFatheart

    with Ben Stiller's zipper from THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:58 p.m. CST

    Dang Colonel

    by Fuzzyjefe

    1 second away from an STLost simupo!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:58 p.m. CST

    Cheeses, at Jack Rabbit Slim's,

    by ColonelFatheart

    with Al Capone's baseball bat.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:58 p.m. CST

    Conti, at the Comic-Con...

    by TedKordLives

    With his BARE FUCKING HANDS!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 7:59 p.m. CST

    Conti (RIP), at Sutter Cane's house,

    by ColonelFatheart

    with Addison DeWitt.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8 p.m. CST

    D.Vader, in TRON...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    with the penis from Boogie Nights...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:01 p.m. CST

    I think we may have blown up the interwebs

    by Fuzzyjefe

    had we done it. <p> BTW...just finished the first couple of issues of Promethea....cool as all hell so far. <p> One thing I love about an Alan Moore book....density. You get your money's worth when he's writing. <p> Anyone who likes the comic medium and hasn't already....seek out and read THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN; especially the first 2 volumes. Volume 1 is cool in its own right, but when he brings in the Martian invasion in volume 2.....bliss. The movie SUCKED MY BALLS compared to the books. <p> Trust me...I'm bald.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:02 p.m. CST

    Cheeses...in Zombieland...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    with a chest-burster.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:04 p.m. CST

    Colonel Fatheart...in Nazi Germany...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    with the Ark of the Covenant...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:06 p.m. CST

    Colonel...in Gotham City...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    with the Right Hand of Doom.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:06 p.m. CST

    Just make sure I'm muttering, "Anti-Semites"

    by ColonelFatheart

    a la Walter Sobchak, when I'm doing that, Cheeses.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:07 p.m. CST

    Read the first LEAGUE OF ...

    by ColonelFatheart

    Liked it.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:07 p.m. CST

    Scary, in the Matrix...

    by TedKordLives

    with John Matrix...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:07 p.m. CST

    STLost in Middle Earth...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    with a Broken Arrow Nuclear device...<p>"Ain't it cool?"

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST

    This thing could go on for-EVAR....

    by Fuzzyjefe

    I gotta get back to Promethea. <p> I look forward to catching back up later. Oh yes, I do. <p> Flicka...on the Serinity....with gun-kata.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    Fuck Promethea....this is too much fun.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Tedders....on Apokalypse....with the spear of destiny.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    ...Cheeses_of_Nazareth, in a time traveling DeLorean...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...with a fondue pot.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:12 p.m. CST

    Wiki says of Clue...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    'There are six different characters, six possible murder weapons and nine different rooms, leaving the players with 324 distinct possibilities.'

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:12 p.m. CST

    Ok, ok...un mas.....

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Cheeses....on LV-426....with a spear-gun.......IN 3-D!!!!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    YEAH!

    by TedKordLives

    "Fuck you DeSaad! C'mon Granny, bet you haven't been poked in a while! Oh, yeah, you want some too, Lashina? Come get some spear! I got plenty for everybody!"

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    6 weapons?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Lightsaber<p>Glaive<p>Phaser<p>Excaliber<p>Nominations?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:15 p.m. CST

    Scary....on the Event Horizon....

    by Fuzzyjefe

    with a holy hand grenade.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST

    Chainsaw?

    by TedKordLives

    Pym particles? <P>Green Lantern Ring?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST

    ...MacReady452, in a pointless baseball field...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...with a corncob.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    Nice reference, Jefe.

    by TedKordLives

    "Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see." <P> I fucking love EVENT HORIZON.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    9 locations...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    The Matrix<p>The Death Star<p>Pandora<p>Nominations?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    Flicka....in Camelot....

    by Fuzzyjefe

    with a BOOM-stick!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST

    ...Six Demon Bag, in Miss Daisy's car...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...with a pneumatic cattle gun.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:20 p.m. CST

    I'm with you Ted...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Event Horizon is a little gem. It still creeps me the hell out, and proves that PWSAnderson CAN make a good movie if he wants to.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:21 p.m. CST

    Camp Crystal Lake

    by TedKordLives

    Haddonfield <P> Elm Street <P> LV-426 <P> Holodeck <P>Avengers Mansion

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:24 p.m. CST

    Sixes...on Amity Island....

    by Fuzzyjefe

    with a force choke.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    ...Cobra--Kai, anywhere he wants...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...with his left foot.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Nilla....on the Nostromo....

    by Fuzzyjefe

    with the five-finger-palm exploding heart technique.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Heh.

    by TedKordLives

    We carry a calendar named 'Extraordinary Chickens'. <P> Colon-El, I can get you the ISBN if you want it.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    THE CHOPPAH...at the Titty Twister....

    by Fuzzyjefe

    with a flying guillotine.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    And THAT'S

    by Fuzzyjefe

    why they call his trolling ass THE CHOPPAH.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Maybe THE CHOPPAH

    by Fuzzyjefe

    could be 'the victim'.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    League of Extraordinary Chickens?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    I vote either Choppah or Kobe as the victim.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    Or SPF.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:37 p.m. CST

    TedKordLives, in Rock Ridge, with the schnitzengruben.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Baby, PLEASE! I am NOT from Havana!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:38 p.m. CST

    Fuzzy: re "Flicka...on the Serinity....with gun-kata."

    by ScaryWaitress

    ♪♫♪♫ These are a few of my favorite things.... ♪♫♪♫

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:39 p.m. CST

    Pedalback Clue killer can be a Serial one...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    SPF, Kobe and Lowe's Foreheadgiver can ALL be victims...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:44 p.m. CST

    Big Firefly fan then Scary?

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Joss' crowning achievement, if you ask me. Buffy and Angel were just warm-ups for the awesome dynamic on board that beautiful Serenity.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    ...now |m stuc on the d|sabled comuter...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...guys...wa|t uP! (fla|ls around |n the snow on hs bac( Guys...wa|t uP!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    Flicka just laid there like a slug

    by Fuzzyjefe

    it was his only defense.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    Flicky, who's mommy's piggy?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:57 p.m. CST

    ...when absolutely necessary | cut and Paste...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...essental letters from nearby Posts. |m mssng a P...but fortunately | can grab |t from my own name.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:57 p.m. CST

    And that friggin poker face

    by Fuzzyjefe

    animation is STILL cracking me up.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    I WILL AVENGE FIREFLY'S DEATH.

    by ScaryWaitress

    I will embiggen, terrible and powerful, to beat down the idiot execs at SciFi who stood against the brilliance of that show, its cast, and its stellar, witty dialogue. <br> I will trample and crush the mindless hordes beneath my feet; the weak, tasteless masses WILL bow before me. <br> And when I am done, I will go, and watch the one and only season again, and I will weep for what the world has lost. <P> Motherfucking SciFi morons.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    We've received a transmission from the Flicka sector...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    it's only bits and pieces, but it seems to be a distress call.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    Redirect your anger Scary

    by Fuzzyjefe

    to the FOX BASTARDS that did it. ;)

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:01 p.m. CST

    Alright, folks, end of a long day...

    by TedKordLives

    And I am outta here! <P> [Scrawls on a sheet of paper] <P> Does anyone even get that? Kind of an obscure reference nowadays, I guess.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:01 p.m. CST

    Let's see....FOX BASTARDS...the wake of destruction:

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Firefly, Fantastic Four, slow death of the X-Men....what else?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    Dennis Miller

    by Fuzzyjefe

    SNL Weekend Update Ted. Have a good'un.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    We're all grown-ups here Ted.

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Not old, just 'seasoned'.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    FOX. Yes. That network is BEGGING for destruction.

    by ScaryWaitress

    So many reasons... so very many... <P> Cuntfaces.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:04 p.m. CST

    Sci-fi

    by Fuzzyjefe

    is aboot to give the gift of SHARKTOPUS, aren't they?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:04 p.m. CST

    No, wasn't that Norm MacDonald, Fuzzy?

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:06 p.m. CST

    ...xet...hhsss...you...srhg...you have been recruited...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...egwwxxxhs...eogeo.aodh...you have been recruited by the Star League...dfodsxxftt...xlte..sssxxx...you have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Kodan Armada...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:06 p.m. CST

    Nope. Dennis Miller.

    by ScaryWaitress

    I just wiki'ed it. You win, Fuzzy.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST

    Nah, it was Dennis Miller.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Now he's one of Bill O'Reilly's toadies.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST

    Wow. Way to make your lemons into lemonade, there, Flick.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:08 p.m. CST

    Naw, he's right.

    by TedKordLives

    Had to stick around to confirm that you are all AWESOMMMMMMMMMMME! <P> Night, cats & kittens...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:08 p.m. CST

    Jayne...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    the man they call Jaaayne.... <p> Kaylee, Sapphron, Inara, Zoe, River....so very many beautiful women on that show. But Kaylee....I could use one like that. <p> That episode when Shepherd Book lets his hair down, and River is all like "Too much snow...the roof will collapse." And later: "Keep on walkin' preacher-man." Classic.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:11 p.m. CST

    ...n|ght Ted.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:11 p.m. CST

    May you sleep well

    by Fuzzyjefe

    and dream of Big Bardas.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Adios, Ted.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:14 p.m. CST

    And now I gotta go. Night, foax.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Keep fuckin' that meme!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:15 p.m. CST

    ...food t|me. Fance food too...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Polenta and stuff...!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:27 p.m. CST

    I'ma gonna hit the ol' hay

    by Fuzzyjefe

    sleepy as hades this evening for some reason. <p> Nighters!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:34 p.m. CST

    regrets

    by Star Hump

    Yesterday I made a snotty comment about the Pilgrim movie and then I noticed that 6DB had posted right before me. I didn't even notice as I was typing. He is clearly a fan of the movie and now I'm thinking maybe I need to pull my head out and go and see this movie.<p> Fuck, I call myself a comics fan? Anyway, no offense intended Mr Six.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:39 p.m. CST

    Hey all

    by rogueleader66

    Dinner was great, my baby makes the BEST gravy in the world.<P>A fire in the bathroom? That's what you get for keeping matches in there. I mean, the idea is sound, because the sulfur from the matches does squash the stink, but seriously, was that really thought through?<P>I am reading Watchmen now, interesting since I saw the movie first, I may dive into League Of Ex. Gents afterwards. I liked the movie, implausible as it was. Sean Connery saved it from being really bad IMO. I enjoyed in regardless, I know it is not highly regarded.<P>I nominate Mustafar as a location....that is one hot ass planet.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:43 p.m. CST

    Rogue...Watchmen, now?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    You're like in your mid-40's...why so late in life? <p>Seriously, hope you are enjoying it...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:45 p.m. CST

    Cheeses

    by rogueleader66

    Yea, a bit late to the party as far as that's concerned. But so far enjoying it, not too far in as I just started it, but so far so good.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:51 p.m. CST

    Watchmen is my favorite GN of all time...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Even got my daughter to read it before the movie came out...<p>I was SO proud of her...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:53 p.m. CST

    I was fortunate enough to have been reading comics...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    When Watchmen first came out...but, I bought the compilation for her to read...<p>Don't need any more fingerprints on my originals...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:55 p.m. CST

    ...anonymoose, in the Manna Cabana...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...with the Lord of Darkness' horns.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:55 p.m. CST

    ...god, I'm proud of that one ↑.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:56 p.m. CST

    Well PB nation it's been a hell of a day

    by rogueleader66

    But I gots to turn in, I got no sleep last night and need to give my body some good rest. Good night to all who remain, and hello to the night owls who come in after me. Til tomorrow!

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 9:57 p.m. CST

    HHHAA!!! Flick...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Manna Cabana...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 10 p.m. CST

    ...so weird to think that many of our good Pebrews...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...don't know about the Manna Cabana. How could they?<P> I wish we had that episode at The Shelter somehow.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Cheeses! How's your crotch?

    by ScaryWaitress

    Rot?

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Night, Rogueman...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    A well rested body is a terrible thing to waste...<p>or, something...<p> Apparently, I took like a 30 minute nap because Daughter and her friend were upstairs, then they were suddenly coming in from out front and daughter was all like, "Mornin', Dad.." and they were both laughing at me..

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 10:05 p.m. CST

    Star Hump... good on you.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Nice to see such civility here. You are a credit to our gathering. <P> [Scary opens her shirt, just enough to let a few golden butterlies flutter out from where her left breast is nestled...]

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 10:05 p.m. CST

    Radiation levels in my crotch have decreased to non toxic levels

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    thanks for askin', Scary...<p>Mycetracin is a wonder drug...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 10:08 p.m. CST

    OOOOOOOH, I get it, Flick.

    by ScaryWaitress

    You're stickin' it to the Holy Rollers with the Satanic horns. I get it now.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST

    Ha. Mycetracin sounds like a good way to get your jollies

    by ScaryWaitress

    from your descriptions last night. <P> The ointmental equivalent of a cat-o-nine-tails for a monk who likes to pinch nuns' asses...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST

    ...Satanic horns from LEGEND...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...gotta work a movie reference in there somehow.

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 10:16 p.m. CST

    Just between you and me, Scary...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I was tempted to squirt a bit of that 'burn spray' on my crotch today when I was at work...Just to 'feel the burn'...

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    And this is why we love our Cheeses.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Even though its not very good for us. :)

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 10:22 p.m. CST

    In the interest of full disclosure...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    17th beer alert...<p>in under 8 hours...with a 30 minute nap....<p>This may be the perfect stormmmmmmmmm....

  • Aug. 18, 2010, 10:38 p.m. CST

    CHOPPAH...I would never be a part...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    of a club that allowed YOU to be a member...<p>DICK...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:13 a.m. CST

    Gonna go catch some Zs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Nytol, Pebrewland...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:40 a.m. CST

    Butterflies?

    by Star Hump

    I'm blushing down here in Sauna Land, Scary.<p> I wish I could buy you a gallon of Blue Bell Banana Pudding ice cream (with wee sweet chucks of 'nilla wafers.)

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:40 a.m. CST

    Butterflies?

    by Star Hump

    I'm blushing down here in Sauna Land, Scary.<p> I wish I could buy you a gallon of Blue Bell Banana Pudding ice cream (with wee sweet chucks of 'nilla wafers.)

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:41 a.m. CST

    So nice I had to post twice

    by Star Hump

    Jesus, this website needs an upgrade.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:28 a.m. CST

    Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

    by MisterPenguin

    The World by TKO apparently.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:30 a.m. CST

    I have seen the future of Cinema...

    by MisterPenguin

    ...and it is Uganda's Ramon Film Productions.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:43 a.m. CST

    ♪ ♫ I am at ease in the aaarms of a woman♪

    by Hi5Effect

    ♪ But most of my time is spent &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>alone ♪ ♫♪ ♫ &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> <P>That's right Fuzzy, I unfortunately share the same love of weenie indie singer-songwriters as you and my weenie brother. Weenies Represent!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:48 a.m. CST

    Though an ex had a huge crush on Amos Lee

    by Hi5Effect

    and kinda tainted him for me when she slept with him.<br>Pun intended. Then again, she also slept with the drummer from Moe, so I guess I should feel kinda like a soft-rockstar, or a jam-bandstar. Fuck it. She broke up with me to sleep with her favorite singer, then came sashaying back the same week. Apparently I'm better than Amos Lee. So I got that going for me.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:54 a.m. CST

    I feel like Lowes-foreskin

    by Hi5Effect

    monologue-ing it up. Or Hamlet. Forsooth I say I do thee swear.<br>Thanks for the Dirty Harry/Narnia/Highlander/phrase props. You do me much honor, Peeber-san.<br>Glad to see Fish and Ned chiming in and playing Ketchup even. Keep pulling up a stool gentlemen, but don't let anyone push it in for you.<br>All right, the bar is empty, no Aussie time-lapser to share my drunken ramblings with. LAAAASSSSST CALL!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:59 a.m. CST

    It's the lost episode. Maybe < P > can retrieve it somehow.

    by anonymoose

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:14 a.m. CST

    Wait, before last call...

    by Hi5Effect

    I've heard a lot of you out there with tight money situations. Let a fellow drinker, and professional boozehound offer (and accept) some suggestions for quality cheap buzzes:<P>GIN- New Amsterdam. In PA it goes for around $20 a handle (1.75 liter). A smooth herbal gin, comparable to Hendricks or Bluecoat. Not good for dirty martinis, but delicious on the rocks, or mixed with citrus. Try a gimlet with a pint of water on top (so: 3 parts gin, 1 part Rose's Lime Juice, 3-6 parts water) for a refreshing and hydrating summer buzz.<P>Brandy (as a cheap subsitute for bourbon or Irish whiskey)- There's some good-ass brandy's out there, but for cheap and drinkable, nothing beats Christian Brothers. At $9 dollars for 1 liter (standard bottle) it's the perfect winter liquor. A warm, slightly sweet liquor that's good in coffee, great mixed equal parts with ice coffee (especially with a splash of vanilla extract only $6 at Trader Joe's). Good on it's own and a great (mixer) substitute for more expensive bourbons or Irish whiskeys.<P>Wine- Ask Scary<P>Beer-You've already made up your mind. Just don't spend the money on Corona. When you stick a fresh lime in it ANYTHING tastes fresh (try Tecate if you MUST have a Mehican beer)<P>Vodka-I dunno, just go for a glass bottle. Plastic bottles are for teenagers or the beach. So unless you wanna be on To Catch a Predator or Jersey Shore stick with glass.<P>Tequila- Meh. If you're broke and you MUST have a margarita made just so... you're kinda prissy. If Montezuma ('s Revenge) don't do it for ya, I dunno... Cuervo? Like I said, just stick with glass. As for the Margarita mix, fuckit. A little Rose's, some lemonade mix, splash of OJ and/or grapefruit juice and fresh squeezed lime are better than any store-bought shit.<P>Rum- What teh fuck. You're broke but wanna drink pina coladas and mojitosS?!?!? It's unemployment NOT vacation. Fucking Rummies. If you must, I'm told Sailor Jerry's is good (though not super cheap) and The Kraken is shitty (but a fun bottle to keep around, as it looks very Pirates of the Caribbean).

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:16 a.m. CST

    Hotdamn, a moose!

    by Hi5Effect

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:31 a.m. CST

    And for those of you who must have Scotch

    by Hi5Effect

    Or find brandy too sweet. Go for a Canadian whiskey. Nothing to write home about, but Canadian whiskeys are always the most inoffensive whiskeys around (leave it to Canada). Windsor (though it is sometimes found in plastic bottles) is cheap and palatable and mixes well with ginger ale, cola, sprite... etc.<P>What else.... Orange vodka and cranberry juice should be called 'date rape.' 'Cause it's that effective (for my broke Peebrethren on the dating scene).<P>Box wine- Fucking aye! More and more quality wines (that do not require aging) can be found in tetrafilm boxes or bags. For the Pebrew with a budget (and a girlfriend with a hollow leg, like me): Fisheye Pinot Grigio. 3 liters of guaranteed blow job. best $16.95 ever. (Flicka, Scary, you know notzing!)

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:38 a.m. CST

    LAAAAST CALL!!!! Goodnight all.

    by Hi5Effect

    And gladly taking suggestions for cheap, decent booze from the Pebrew nation (fuckit, it's booze, I'm taking suggestions from ANYONE. Chime in TB Gentiles, but not you CHOPPAH, we know you're on a strict diet malt liquor, Sparks and blow.)

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:52 a.m. CST

    Murder does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    Hi5Effect..<p> In the library..<p> With the Sarlaac.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:53 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    ScaryWaitress..<p> In the bedroom..<p> With Christina Hendricks breasts.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:54 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Subtitles_Off..<p> In the ballroom..<p> With a Lady GaGa CD.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:55 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Actually that second one is more of a fantasy than a crime scene...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:58 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    The Knights Who Say Ni..<p> In a forest..<p> With a herring.<p>

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:25 a.m. CST

    Cobra--Kai in the delicate rosy folds of the pudenda

    by Hi5Effect

    with... his own snaky self. But it wasn't murder, it was sweet, sweet baby-making.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:28 a.m. CST

    MARGARET is the DUKE NUKEM FORVER of the film world

    by SonicRiver

    Creative people + real world don't mix, especially when lawyers get involved.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:32 a.m. CST

    Clue for my hood: Who Your Daddy?

    by Hi5Effect

    I accuse Cheeses... on the bathroom floor, doggy style... with the Marvin Gaye ring-tone on repeat!<P>Fuzzy... in the Ewok forest... with some Ray LaMontagne and cheap bubbly.<P>I accuse Scary... in the lizard lounge from Fear and Loathing... with a 10 inch black strap-on!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:49 a.m. CST

    I accuse...

    by Hi5Effect

    'Nilla... on a tiny bedroom set sculpted to make his scvantschtucker look ENORMOUS with... his ENORMOUS schvantschtucker.<P>Teddy... in the last homely house with... Sting AND the crooning of RayLamontagne setting a nice and easy pace.<P>Colonel... in the album cover to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band with... a military style (a la Col. Hathi) keep it hup two three four...<P>Rogue... in the Ewok forest with... a deer-sized dick.<P>Fuggit... lasssst call for reals.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:51 a.m. CST

    goddamint Teddy, got you mixed up with Fuzz's

    by Hi5Effect

    music taste. Blame the Dutch: New Amsterdam Gin and iced tea FTW!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:57 a.m. CST

    speaking of last homely houses

    by Hi5Effect

    http://scv.bu.edu/~aarondf/Rivimages/imladris_RD.jpg<P>Very pretty image of Rivendell. Gotta see it.<P>Goddamit I said LAST CALL and the drunk bartender won't leave! Last Fucking Call.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:08 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Hi5Effect..<p> In a puddle of his own vomit..<p> On the bar room floor.<p> Hehehe! Drink a big glass of water before you hunker down dude, you'll feel better for it in the morning!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:28 a.m. CST

    by MacReady452

    Hi5Effect<p>In Aruba, Jamaica, ooooo I wanna take you....<p>With Tom Cruise's unused medications

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:30 a.m. CST

    by MacReady452

    FlickaPoo<p>at Teddy's workplace<p>with the sawed off ass cannon and a book of matches

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:31 a.m. CST

    Leo Fong, greatest action star ever

    by savagedave

    http://tinyurl.com/33slmpx<p>http://tinyurl.com/2ubbqz4

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:04 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Savage, the first clip sounds like the start of a joke... 'guy goes into a cafe and orders a ham sandwich..'. The strange thing was Fong ordered the ham sandiwch literally as he walked in the door rather than the counter?!<p> The second clip... did the guy strangling Fong forget his lines?! Seemed to hold Fong forever before getting his head squished like a melon. In fact I think the FX was done using a melon with a face drawn on it.<p> Savage - you truly are a connoiseur of crap. Love it.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:09 a.m. CST

    Morning PB nation

    by rogueleader66

    Thanks to 5'er for the booze counseling.<P>How did anyone find out about my escapades in the Ewok forest?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:24 a.m. CST

    Rogue, please. You didn't think those Ewok fuckers

    by ScaryWaitress

    would keep their fuzzy little pieholes shut, did you?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:27 a.m. CST

    Wow. That Leo Fong stuff is baaaaaaaaad.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Bad hair. Worse music. Zero choreography. Lordy, my eyes!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:29 a.m. CST

    HA HA HA HA HA HA, Hi5!

    by ScaryWaitress

    "You're broke but wanna drink pina coladas and mojitosS?!?!? It's unemployment NOT vacation." <P> Priceless.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:33 a.m. CST

    For your viewing pleasure.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Y'all really need to see the preview for LowBLOW. No, really. <P> http://tinyurl.com/2e25bnd

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:40 a.m. CST

    OMG Scary

    by rogueleader66

    That was priceless....narration was the cheesiest I have ever heard, and oh the knee to the balls....hilarious. "They hit.............with a low blow" doesn't get better than that huh? <P>You know after all I did for those damn furballs, you'd think they could keep a secret, but noooooooo.....that's the last time I do ANY cross species breeding for those ungrateful overgrown tribbles.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:54 a.m. CST

    "sawed off ass cannon and a book of matches"

    by ColonelFatheart

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:59 a.m. CST

    When I saw "For your viewing pleasure"

    by rogueleader66

    I thought maybe scary was going to give us a booby show, imagine my disappointment. He he he he

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:08 a.m. CST

    hahah LowBLOW

    by MacReady452

    thanks for the laughs Colonel. Gotta give credit where it's due though. "sawed off ass cannon" is a Flick classic. That is why I made him the culprit.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:10 a.m. CST

    Hammer it home, Scary.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:12 a.m. CST

    It's an image that won't soon leave me.

    by ColonelFatheart

    The sawed-off ass cannon, not LOWBLOW.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:12 a.m. CST

    g'morning Mac, Colonel

    by rogueleader66

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:18 a.m. CST

    Morning.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:22 a.m. CST

    ehem.

    by Hi5Effect

    just popping in to prove my professionalism.<br>No vomit here, Cobra, just the dead-cold, steely stare of a man... who can't open his eyes too much without his head throbbing.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:23 a.m. CST

    So, uh, the Iraq War is ... sorta over(!)

    by ColonelFatheart

    (Looks east, toward Afghanistan) Oh, yeah. That.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:42 a.m. CST

    Iraqi War Over? Fuck NO...it is JUST getting started.

    by conspiracy

    Sure it cost 5k American lives...but now sit back and watch the real fun begin. First thought..the OTHER 56,000 American troops gotta go...you know...all those "Non-Combat" troops...like the Marine Battalion at the Embassy, the Special Ops forces and Ranger "training" units sprinkled here and there,...non-combat guys like that.</p><p>Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. ~ H. L. Mencken.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:44 a.m. CST

    Conspiracy

    by ColonelFatheart

    Hence, my "sorta."

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:46 a.m. CST

    whats Blackwater doing?

    by MacReady452

    prolly teabagging some 15 year old Iraqi boy and laughing.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:47 a.m. CST

    Still plenty of "civilian" forces over there.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Blackwater, our privately owned and operated Christian soldiers. Bless their pure hearts!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:47 a.m. CST

    Okay, gotta run.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:48 a.m. CST

    morning rogue Colonel, Ess, spiracy, 5er

    by MacReady452

    wonder where 6 is at. He is usually my fellow early birdie.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Fuck...6:50 already..time to get to work...

    by conspiracy

    so I can log back on and get paid to post here.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Off again to peddle the devil's sweet tea

    by Hi5Effect

    This entertained me last night<br>http://tinyurl.com/26zubjg<br> don't worry Scary, no STIs in there, just mild index-card wit.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:52 a.m. CST

    so talks on the home front went ok

    by MacReady452

    no major blow outs or anything. I still gotta try and get the 2 of them together or at least conversing in a civil manner. My bro doesn't care (about much). GF is so blinded by rage that she can't accept any responsibility in anything, so that is still an issue. Status quo maintained.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:58 a.m. CST

    Beer tasting event this weekend should

    by MacReady452

    loosen things up. I hope. Sixty micro breweries, $20 admission, a 4oz glass, 4 hours. <p>On Your Marks!<p>Get Set!<p>DRINK!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:07 a.m. CST

    Morning, folks.

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Looks like Lord Chop paid us a late night visit.<BR><BR>Hope he returns soon. Got his theme song queued and ready to play.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST

    the theme is good

    by MacReady452

    the man is a disaster. How ya doing this fine warm day Fishy?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:12 a.m. CST

    Mac

    by rogueleader66

    Well, first thing is calming down the g/f, no progress will be made until she can accept some responsibility in the matter, but you already know that. The trick is getting her to that point. Regarding bro, lazy people usually don't care about too much so no surprise there. Status quo is better then regression though, gotta be grateful for that.<P>Omg, Mrs Rogue would love to go to that beer tasting thing, she is a beer drinker, more so than I am. Better have a DD with ya pal!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:13 a.m. CST

    Morning fishus

    by rogueleader66

    what be going on wit you

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:15 a.m. CST

    This town is like a great big pussy....

    by rogueleader66

    ...waiting to get fucked<P>Have no idea why that quote just came into my head.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:19 a.m. CST

    rogueman

    by MacReady452

    my bro actually said, "If she can take over my half of the house I'll move out." Not that I want him to or she can afford it. He is reasonable. She needs to shoulder that half though. She thinks I am unwilling to commit. Nah, I'm waiting for her to realize what SHE has to do.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:33 a.m. CST

    Mac

    by rogueleader66

    It's obvious you are willing to commit bro. Sometimes it's hard when you are dealing with a single minded mentality.<P>I am sorta dealing with something similar in Mrs Rogue's ex. He blames everyone in the world for everything, has never once taken responsibility for anything. He alienates his children and then blames their mother for it<P>Getting someone to take responsibility for anything when they are so convinced they are not wrong is tough....really tough. My ex has still never truly accepted that she was just as much to blame for the break up as I was.<P>The thing is persistence. Your bro is at least willing to be reasonable. Maybe you should tell her what he said, of course I am sure she will be like "Ok let him go then" but what she needs to realize is that if he is willing to do that, she needs to do some compromising as well. The thing is, like i already said, always keep your cool no matter what. It's gonna take some time to get her to come around, but don't give up bro. She needs to face up to her own insecurities about herself before she can commit to anything...a career, marriage, kids. None of that will work until she is at peace with herself.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:34 a.m. CST

    Oh god

    by rogueleader66

    King of the trolling douche bags is here. Yipee.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:42 a.m. CST

    the funny thing rogue

    by MacReady452

    i did tell her what he said about moving out. and she is like, "Good, lets make that happen. I'll get 3 jobs and work double."<p>Really? Will Ya? You have been working part time and collecting unemployment. Where was this motivation before? I'm just not convinced. Then she is online last night looking at "cheaper houses". How does that help? Get a reliable job that you can commit to and make money at.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:43 a.m. CST

    Choppah

    by rogueleader66

    Shouldn't you be out playing in traffic or something?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:44 a.m. CST

    how would THE_CHOPPAH handle these

    by MacReady452

    lady problems? Not menstruation you idiot, I mean dealing with actual woman.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:48 a.m. CST

    Mac... if she's waiting for YOU to commit

    by ScaryWaitress

    to her shifty, ever-changing, "whimsical" style of employment, I hope she waits until hell freezes over. <P> She's looking for CHEAPER HOUSES? Like, she gets to decide that you need to sell your house? Wait just a damn minute here. I don't think she's getting the point.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:49 a.m. CST

    If the CHOPPAH was a politician

    by ScaryWaitress

    He'd be Dick-less Cheney

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:50 a.m. CST

    If there was a National CHOPPAH Day

    by ScaryWaitress

    it would be Dick-free Tuesday.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:51 a.m. CST

    "Don't Fear THE_CHOPPAH!"

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    [opening riff to "Don't Fear the Reaper" begins]<BR><BR><BR><BR>Talkback times have come<BR> Here but now they're gone<BR> Users all fear the Choppah! So do Harry, Massy and Capone...<BR> They can't be like He is...<BR> All you babies...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> You know he'll never be banned... <BR>you'll fear the Choppah! <BR>The Choppah never will die... <BR>you'll fear the Choppah! <BR> Babies he's a MAN... <BR><BR> Ain't It Cool is done<BR> Here but now it's gone<BR> Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> Left together for a better job...<BR> Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> 40,000 fewer hits everyday<BR> ...Like Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> 40,000 fewer hits everyday...<BR> See these crappy articles...<BR> Another 40,000 leaving everyday...<BR> We can't be like He is!<BR> All you babies...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> Better give him a hand...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> The Choppah never will die... you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> Babies, he's a MAN<BR><BR> SCOTTPILGRIMFAN's done<BR> Here but now he's gone<BR> Came the last night of talkback<BR> And it was clear that you couldn't go on<BR> When the site was open and His Name appeared<BR> The shitty ads shimmered then disappeared<BR> The talkbackers shivered when HE appeared...<BR> saying "YOU'RE ALL AFRAID!"<BR> All you babies...and you quaked in fear!<BR> You all ran from him...<BR> and you don't know why!<BR> You shit your britches and cry and cry!<BR> You can't become like CHOP is!<BR> You've been pwned by mighty hands...<BR> You can't become like CHOP is!<BR> You're all babies..who fear <BR><RB><RB><BR><BR><B><BR><R><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><B><B><BR>THE_CHOPPAH!!!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:54 a.m. CST

    Mac

    by rogueleader66

    Exactly, the problem is not your bro, or the house. It's her, plain and simple. Talk is cheap in these situations bro. Suddenly she is gonna get three jobs? Doubtful. Besides, your bro moving out should not be the motivation. The motivation should be building a future with you if that is what she wants. <P>Correct me if I am wrong, but she seems like one of those people who find negativity in everything. No matter how much of a silver lining there is, they always find something negative in it. Mostly because they are so unhappy with themselves that they project it onto everything and everyone else.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:54 a.m. CST

    And now, if you'll all excuse me...

    by ScaryWaitress

    I bid you good day.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:56 a.m. CST

    Rogue... too much analysis. This is real simple.

    by ScaryWaitress

    She either grows up, nuts up, and pays her way, OR she learns to be civil with his brother, OR she moves out. PERIOD. That is the choice she has before her. <P> It really doesn't need to get more complicated. This isn't Sweet Valley High.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST

    Scary got a point.

    by rogueleader66

    It aint up to her regarding the house. I would have been like "Oh are you thinking about buying a house? Good luck with that" because I am just a smart ass like that and kinda like to piss people off when they do shit like that.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10 a.m. CST

    MacReady452

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Ready for this week to end, honestly. Work blows right now.<BR><BR>Sorry about the home life issues. Damn. Phone ringing off the hook right now.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Scary

    by rogueleader66

    Trust me, I know it is really simple. I just get too analytical sometimes. The bottom line is this...she needs to...<P>Grow up<P>Show Mac that SHE is committed<P>Get a stable fucking job<P>Get along with his bro<P>Or......<P>Move on.<P>She needs to stop projectiong her misery on to everyone else and deal with shit. Life aint perfect. Shit doesn't always turn out exactly as you want it, but we deal with what we are given, and make the most out of it. I am as broke as a homeless person right now, but you don't see me miserable. I don't like my situation at the moment, but I deal with it and don't let it stand in the way of my being happy.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:08 a.m. CST

    Yup. You guys are dead on.

    by MacReady452

    I told her the other day. You see the one weed in the big backyard and that is all you see. Not the huge nice place we have, but the one little problem with it.<p>No no no. It's him, and this house. I know this game already. If there is nothing else there will be only her, right?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:19 a.m. CST

    Mac

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Question: is your gf depressed/anxious? Cause the problem (and the solution) may be psychological? Antidepressants and therapy can work wonders (believe you me--I know).

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:23 a.m. CST

    Depression

    by rogueleader66

    I have had it, and have had to deal with it in others. It sucks. It's a hard thing to deal with.<P>But......<P>It also cannot be used as an excuse for EVERYTHING. Trust me I did it, I used the line "Oh like my depression has nothing to do with it right" many times. When it starts being used as an excuse, that's when it becomes bullshit.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:27 a.m. CST

    Buenos dias Peebuenos!

    by Fuzzyjefe

    Hi5--yep, seems we do have much of the same tastes. I like Amos Lee as well. Prolly a little more than YOU do now though. Steenking beeetch! <p> Mac--hope everything works out good for you man. I have nothing to say that would be any more helpful than any of the great advice you've already been given. These guys and gal oughta be gettin paid up in here! <p> And one last Peeber Clueless: <p> I accuse Scary...in Mad Max's ride...with a case of the finest vino!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Mornin Fuzz man!

    by rogueleader66

    How's it going my long lost bro? LOL

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST

    yeah fishy

    by MacReady452

    its depression..at least part of it.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:31 a.m. CST

    rogueleader66

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    I agree that depression/anxiety can and is often used as an all purpose excuse. I also have struggled with it--both internally and otherwise. <BR><BR>However, I have seen how proper treatment for depression/anxiety can really turn a life around. If mac's FG is indeed suffering from a mental malady and is not being treated, she should. All too often, though, those with mental illness resist treatment, and it almost seems like many of those who need it the most reject it for a variety of reasons.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:32 a.m. CST

    I meant Mac's GF

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Not FG (which, of course, stands for Fishy Guy).

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:36 a.m. CST

    No doubt fishus

    by rogueleader66

    I agree it needs to be treated and not just with medication. People are afraid of getting therapy, thinking it makes them crazy or an outcast or whatever. It's bullshit of course, it's just another excuse to not get treatment. <P>I am sure Mac's g/f would benefit greatly from some therapy. but just from what I have heard about her, she would not only resist it, but get mad at the very suggestion of it.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Hey hey rogue...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    going alright, as evidenced by my late morning first post of the day. Slept in a little. Hopefully, the days of sleeping in will come to a close soon. Gotta get off my duff and get to work. <p> Howdy Fishus. Cool to see you hanging out, getting a feel for us peebs. You'll never know what paths we'll take on any given day. <p> Anybody read 'Moriarty's' writings on INCEPTION over at Hitfix? Pretty interesting. If you haven't just skip part one (it was more a recap than analysis), and read the most recent post. Went up either late last night or this morning. I'm not a fan of that site, but I do respect Drew's writing. Miss him here, that's for sure.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:42 a.m. CST

    OH! I almost forgot. The gents in here were kind..

    by MacReady452

    ..to the same little lady who called out Wizard of Oz, when she stated that Humphrey Bogart aint that great.<p>Disagree.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    Oh Fuzz man

    by rogueleader66

    I know that feeling, I slept in for almost two fucking years, sure for the first month it was great, after that every single day was more boring than the next.<P>You would think all that time off my apartment was squeaky clean. Nope, it stayed how it was. Had all the time in the world to do whatever, accomplished nothing. Granted a lot of that time was spent looking for a job, but not all of it, I still had plenty of time to accomplish more and never did.<P> Hated it, every minute of it.<P>Even though I am working, and my job pays crap, it's better than nothing at all, and I like my job as well, so that's a plus.<P> I hope you find something soon bro.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:49 a.m. CST

    gf is on a few different meds

    by MacReady452

    they help. definitely. I do have to add that she is funny and laid back (mostly)and is very good to me. Just a few problems. Big problems.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Fuzzy..what is your work background/resume like

    by MacReady452

    where you working retail at AT&T? What are you going back to school for? What do you wanna be when you grow up?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:58 a.m. CST

    i just recognized Holly Hunters voice on a milk ad

    by MacReady452

    she is distinct and funny sounding.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Mac

    by rogueleader66

    Obviously she has good qualities bro, or else you would not even bother to try and make all of this work. It just sucks that when you have someone that generally makes you happy, that you have to deal with major issues like you do, just makes it that much harder.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11 a.m. CST

    Fuzzyjefe

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Glad to be here and interacting with a very lively band! Thanks.<BR><BR>And--yeah--I really miss Mori (wrath against TBers and all). What a great critic he is--and a terrific writer.<BR><BR>And--agreed--I don't like HitFix in look, feel or otherwise. Can't even frequent it for Mori's sake.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:01 a.m. CST

    Holly Hunter will always be

    by rogueleader66

    Elasti-Girl to me, that's what I see when i hear her voice.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Mac...

    by Fuzzyjefe

    I have a degree in mass communications (wanted to be on the radio, til I found out that you'll probably be poor and stalked by nutsos the rest of your life). Worked radio promotions for about 4 years after college. <p> Got lucky...my ex-wife's uncle was a union steward at BellSouth (pre-AT&T buyout), and he helped me get on there right before we married. Basically worked in 'small business' dept the whole time. Once, facilitating small bus customers LEAVING AT&T to go to other companies; then flip-flopped to bringing small business customers BACK to AT&T. <p> Worked a while on customer correspondence--that was basically handling customer complaints that were finallly submitted in writing AFTER calling 500 times with no action taken (SUPER FUN). Also worked a while in the 'missed appointment' area--calling a customer who thought they would be getting service on a date to tell them "NOPE!" because of some facility issue. THAT was the best. <p> Wanting to get back in school and become a counselor (y'know, either addiction/teen counseling) so I can actually HELP people instead of just sitting in a cube farm like Joe Banks all day. Plus, a career counselor (based on an aptitude test I'd taken) said I REALLY SHOULD CONSIDER a job like that, because I enjoy helping other folks. It was counseling or nursing, and I'm getting a little long in the tooth to be standing up for 12 hour stretches. Plus, couldn't handle the bad that goes along with being a nurse.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Would you believe...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    I haven't yet seen THE INCREDIBLES?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:08 a.m. CST

    I crossed The Choppah once...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Once.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    and THAT is why

    by MacReady452

    CHOPPAH has incestuous sex with his brother.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Fishus

    by rogueleader66

    That may actually require some sort of punishment.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:10 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Did anyone think naughty thoughts on when Elasti-Girls waist got caught in that door leaving her rear end dangling?<p> Shame on you. In a children's film too!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Fishus

    by rogueleader66

    Using Danny Vermin speak I see....

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:12 a.m. CST

    Fishus

    by rogueleader66

    I was referring to your not seeing The Incredibles....don't give a damn about fuck wad Choppah.<P>Cobes...who didn't?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:14 a.m. CST

    Well it's time

    by rogueleader66

    To head to my afternoon shift, will be back shortly...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:14 a.m. CST

    the Fong meister

    by savagedave

    I first saw Low Blow on a channel called Bad Movies, appropriately enough. It is genuinely awful, and the sound quality is so bad that a lot of the dialogue is really hard to make out; this is probably for the best. That said Fong's "forget the sandwich" line made me laugh harder than pretty much any other film than I can remember.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST

    can't believe it Fishus

    by MacReady452

    well I understand the change in career direction Fuzzy. I have high hopes for you sir.<p>Oh and nice Johnny Dangerously ref Fishus.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Yeah all a that Chop

    by MacReady452

    DD's. Hard to say no to her.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    ".....I'm standing here with my DORK in my hand!"

    by MacReady452

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Thanks for the well-wishes Mac

    by Fuzzyjefe

    And Fishes....you gotta correct that. It's my favorite Pixar joint, prolly b/c of my comics appreciation. Oh! Read the first couple of issues of Promethea...gonna be a good one, I can tell already. One good thing about Moore: you're gonna have something to READ, fo sho. <p> Anyway, this may be it for me today. A good buddy of mine is back home from the middle east, so this afternoon is gonna be a metric ton of grilling out, followed by some poor man's poker this evening. Have a great day my interweb copatriots!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Mornin', Peebers....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Damn mowing got me out of bed before noon...bastards...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:31 a.m. CST

    oh

    by MacReady452

    now that Fuzzy is gone I really am standing here with my dork in my hand. Commute. Back in a minute.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Fuzzy

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Have a good one. My suggestion: take your time and *savor* PROMETHEA. Although I love THE WATCHMEN and LoEG ye olde Moore-run of SWAMP THING dearly, PROMETHEA is hands down my favorite. Meta-fiction at its finest. A perfect blend of dynamic writing and visual art. <BR><BR>Re THE INCREDIBLES. I know, I know. Meant to see it when it was out in theaters. Then Katrina hit (my wife and kid and dogs live in New Orleans). <BR><BR> Been kind of swamped since then--in more ways than one.<BR><BR>But, hell, everything I've heard about THE INCREDIBLES is... well... incredible. It sounds like a custom-made Pixar film for me.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Jeez, did I type "*THE* WATCHMEN"?

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Blasphemy. Meant WATCHMEN naturally.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Bull wins again...runs wild in stands...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    http://tinyurl.com/2auwt4r

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    Morning, Le Viciousman...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Glad to see you hanging out...<p>LOVE the CHOPPAH song, BTW...and, don't worry, we've all crossed that idiot at some point...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    You DO need to see the Incredibles...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    best comic book movie EVER!!!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    Wow, Cheeses.

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    That's one athletic creature.<BR><BR>Y'know, I think it's fucking well time for Spain to end this pointless, cruel bloodsport once and for all. And--yeah--the "running of the bulls" should end as well. <BR><BR>Talk about idiotic traditions.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:46 a.m. CST

    Le Vicious, my daughter said EXACTLY the same thing...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    when I showed her the pics...<p>I disagree...I think there should be more like this one and let the bulls kill off everyone who thinks it is a sport...Lock the doors to the Colosseum, unleash all the bulls into the stands and see which species is left standing when the doors are reopened...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:47 a.m. CST

    Morning, Cheeses

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Can't wait to see THE INCREDIBLES--now more than ever.<BR><BR>As to The_Choppah, methinks Lord Chop takes on various TB personae at will. There's a sharp mind and will behind the Chop-mask. In fact, I've learned to love The_Choppah; to take insult and injury in stride.<BR><BR>My name is Le Vicious Fishus. And I'm a Choppaholic.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Oh, CHOPPAH is definitely schizophrenic...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    "I'm a Choppaholic."...HHHHAAAA!!!!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Cheeses

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Looks like El Toro in question had the same idea as you! Yeah, take away the human killing devices, and the bull fight becomes like unto a Roman coliseum wherein slaves are fed to the lions!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    On a similar note...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I would watch Baseball if they would chain a Tiger between 1st base and second, and a bull between 2nd and third...just enough chain that the bases are safe, but MAN running the bases would be MUCH more exciting...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    The double doors swing open at the wave of his hand....

    by rogueleader66

    The Jedi Rogue enters, face shrouded by his black hood atop his Jedi robe, striding in with great confidence, he is a menacing presence....slowly removing his lightsaber from his belt, he ignites it, the intimidating sound striking fear into those surrounding him....pulling back his hood he then cries out......<P>Row you lazy whores! Row!!!!! Greeks are dying!!!<P>This Star Wars/Troy mashup was brought to you by the retarded mind of rogueleader66. Feel free to torture and maim him, he's an idiot.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:08 p.m. CST

    Afternoon, Rogueman...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    what movie WOULDN'T benefit from having a Jedi or two as characters?<p>I mean, what if Sam Jackson and John Travolta were Jedis in Pulp Fiction...<p>"SAY WHAT AGAIN.." slices boy's arm off with light saber...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:09 p.m. CST

    Deathraceball?

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Sounds truly exciting!<BR><BR>Here's the super-bull in video action btw: http://tinyurl.com/25fgokk <BR><BR>I can't help but to feel bad for that poor fucking bull. I think it's really panicking and trying to get the fuck out of there at all costs.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:10 p.m. CST

    And by "it" I mean "he"

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Screwing the pooch left and right today...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:11 p.m. CST

    And imagine the Ving Rhames part being played by...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Yoda...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Well I will have to think of a few more mash ups and post them

    by rogueleader66

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Running of the Bulls

    by savagedave

    I did it in 2009. Fuck me but it was awesome, I'd do it every year if I could. I think you really have to see it to understand it.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST

    by MacReady452

    rogueleader66<p>on the Amistad<p>with a lightsaber

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Cheeses

    by rogueleader66

    My perpetually stoned bro...LOL...how's it going today?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST

    WHEN HARRY MET SALLY... JEDI STYLE.

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: Why not?<BR><BR> Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that Jedi Knight men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of Jedi men friends and there is no sex involved.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: No you don't.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: Yes I do.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: No you don't.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: Yes I do.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: You only think you do.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these Jedi men without my knowledge?<BR><BR> Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: They do not.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: Do too.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: They do not.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: Do too.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: How do you know?<BR><BR> Harry Burns: Because no Jedi Knight man can be friends with a Jedi Knight woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a Jedi Knight man can be friends with a Jedi Knight woman he finds unattractive?<BR><BR> Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?<BR><BR> Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: I guess not.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew on Naboo.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:18 p.m. CST

    I don't have a problem with the running of the bulls

    by MacReady452

    I just think it is bat shit.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:18 p.m. CST

    Workin' on my second bowl, Rogueman...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I love my days off...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:20 p.m. CST

    HHHHHAAAAA!!!! Le Viciousness...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    "You were the only person I knew on Naboo." HHHAAA!!!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:22 p.m. CST

    hahah nice Fishus

    by MacReady452

    and Yoda getting raped by Zed is too funny<p>Zed of course played by Christopher Lee or James Earl Jones. Whichever is funnier.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Not bad fishus, not bad.

    by rogueleader66

    Oh and Cheeses....STFU...LOL...you know I can't enjoy herbal refreshment....damn you.<P>j/k....maybe

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Incredibles: why capes are bad, great scene

    by leo54304

    Pokes fun at Bond movies, supers, sidekicks, working for a corporation, supers marriage, faded glory. All done beautifully with great animation and dialogue. Made when Sam Jackson was cool: Woman!! Wheres my uniform!! But the whole why capes are bad scene really stands out.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:26 p.m. CST

    Batman:Under the Red Hood #2 selling DVD in USA

    by leo54304

    Somehow I don't see Scott Pilgrim ever cracking the top ten.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:35 p.m. CST

    The Jedi Rogue rode in on his speeder bike

    by rogueleader66

    And observed the army that stood before him...poised, ready to strike, surely this will be the greatest battle he has ever fought in. <P>But he saw reluctance on their faces, lightsabers at their sides, they were ready....but there was something missing...the drive to win....he shouted out...<P>"Will you fight?"<P>One Jedi responded..."Fight? Against all those stormtroopers? No, we will run....and we will live"<P>Rogue responded...."Aye...fight and you may die, run, and you'll live....at least a while....And dying in your hyperbaric chambers, many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance to go to the death star and tell the Empire...that they may take our lives, but the will never take our freedom!!!!!"<P>The Jedi army cheers loudly, pumping their fists and shouting out..."Remember Alderran!!!! Remember Alderran!!!!!"

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:37 p.m. CST

    Well Cheeses

    by rogueleader66

    Puff some for me anyways, at least I can join you in spirit.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Two Sam Jacksons in one movie...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Jedi Master Windu: Now boys, listen up. We're going to a place called Tantooine, to a Monster called a Scarr’lac. I'll drive the tainted ship. Jules, you ride with me. Vincent, you follow in my Acura Starcruiser. We run across the path of any John Q. Republic cops, nobody does a fucking thing unless I do it first. What did I just say?  <p>Jedi Jules: Don't do shit unless.  <p>Jedi Master Windu: Unless what?  <p>Jedi Jules: Unless you do it first.  <p>Jedi Master Windu: Spoken like a true padawan. How about you, Jar Jar? You think you can keep your ears from jigglin' and janglin'?  <p>Jedi Vincent: Look, Jedi Master Windu, my light saber just went off, I don't know why, and now you're helping us out of the situation. I'm cool with it, all right?  <p>Jedi Master Windu: Fair enough. Now I drive real light-speed fucking fast, so keep up. I get my cruiser back any differently than when I gave it, Monster Scarr’lac’s gonna be disposing of two bodies. 

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Le Vicious, your Colt 45 is on the way

    by leo54304

    for the Harry met Sally post. NOW thats why I love this place.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Good work Cheeses!

    by rogueleader66

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:44 p.m. CST

    Deleted scene from Empire:

    by leo54304

    Luke upon finding out he's stuck on a swamp planet, with a lonely puppet and his fighter stuck under a ton of muck with no way out: You sonuvabitch Ben!!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:47 p.m. CST

    Good one leo

    by rogueleader66

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST

    HHHAAAA!!!! Leo...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    "Last time I listen to that crazy old disembodied hermit..."

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST

    Heh, you guys are nuts

    by STLost

    Loving all the stuff posted last night and today.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Piss off Choppah

    by rogueleader66

    You don't even make any sense, go back to sucking mommy's tit ok...dumb fuck.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Howdy ST

    by rogueleader66

    Yea we have been on kind of a roll. They really went off on Mrs Rogue's ex yesterday, with much hilarity ensuing...I loved...If Mrs Rogue's ex was a Ke$ha song he would be dick tok. <P>The topper was the paying for deer dick one, had I been drinking the screen would have worn what was in my mouth.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Obi Wan was pimping teenage boys as a sidejob

    by leo54304

    and Yoda was one of his regular johns. Yoda: Yessss, thats it feel the force flow thru you.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    The popularity of $10 deer dicking in Wyoming...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    was me, Rogue...glad it made you laugh...but, I was just twisting the concept of the post above mine...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:06 p.m. CST

    I so love empire

    by leo54304

    The force was still that mystical thing of wonder, the empire was all powerful and the rebellion seemed to be on its last legs, part of Vaders face was shown, the asteroid scene, the Hoth breakout, Ben kenobi appearance and introducing us to Yoda. I could go on but man that was pure magic from beginning to end. Oh yeah the way it set up the next film was as good as it gets. Only Batman Begins ending with Gordon giving bats the joker card left me more excited to see the next movie.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Cheeses

    by rogueleader66

    But you gave it a good twist...speaking of that asshole, just to piss her off, he sends Mrs Rogue a text this morning saying how he just spent $500 bucks on concert tix for him and his g/f...it may not even be true, fact is either way he is doing it just to be a prick...saying "Well you only live once huh" yea he better live it up cause he won't be living much longer if I get my hands on him. Were here eating dollar store food and he is living it up.<P>Anyways, NO MORE talk about that piece of dick cheese, the PB is a happy place, happy thoughts.....

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Civilized Weapon...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Jedi Riggs: Hey, look friend, let's just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred. The Council thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked.  <p>Jedi Murtaugh: Guess what?  <p>Jedi Riggs: What?  <p>Jedi Murtaugh : I don't want to work with you!  <p>Jedi Riggs : Hey, don't.  <p>Jedi Murtaugh : Ain't got no choice! Looks like we both been fucked!  <p>Jedi Riggs : Terrific.  <p>Jedi Murtaugh : The Force hates me. That's what it is.  <p>Jedi Riggs : Hate it back; it works for me. 

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:17 p.m. CST

    Another good one Cheeses

    by rogueleader66

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:28 p.m. CST

    What concert did he buy $500 tix for?

    by MacReady452

    dude is fuckin ri-dick-ulous.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Jedi True Romance

    by MacReady452

    Jedi Hopper: "It's a fact. Your mother.....fucked a Sith....had a half Sith kid. Now If that's a fact,..tell me, am I lying? Cause you....are part eggplant."<p>Jedi Walken: "You're a cantaloupe."<p>BOTH: hahahahahahahahahahh

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:33 p.m. CST

    gotta change the oil on the ole Mac mobile

    by MacReady452

    back in a flash.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Mac

    by rogueleader66

    He lies a lot, so he may or may not have been telling the truth, or could be just exagerrating because he is just being a dick. It is for Nickelback btw.<P>He only did it because Mrs Rogue sent him an email telling him to man up and be a parent and stop bragging about how much fun he is having and all the money he is spending while his kids go without basic needs and he keeps the child support that he gets for both kids despite the fact that they are both here with us. Then tells us he is broke that's why he can't send money. Meanwhile, we have $30 in the bank (for gas and food for 4 people) that has to get us through til a week from this Friday...yea gotta dip into the rent, again. Landlord is gonna be pissed, we already owe him $50 we shorted him for last month.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Afternoon all

    by Six Demon Bag

    I'm on daddy duty today. Lil demons school is closed so I had to take today and Friday off. Picked up all my prizes from the radio contests. Scott pilgrim passes. Check. Expendables passes. Check. KISS tix. Check. I rule.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Afternoon all

    by Six Demon Bag

    I'm on daddy duty today. Lil demons school is closed so I had to take today and Friday off. Picked up all my prizes from the radio contests. Scott pilgrim passes. Check. Expendables passes. Check. KISS tix. Check. I rule.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Afternoon all

    by Six Demon Bag

    I'm on daddy duty today. Lil demons school is closed so I had to take today and Friday off. Picked up all my prizes from the radio contests. Scott pilgrim passes. Check. Expendables passes. Check. KISS tix. Check. I rule.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:41 p.m. CST

    Sixes RULES in triplicate, Bitches!!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Damn Sixies how do you win so much?

    by rogueleader66

    Good afternoon as well

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Cheeses, late to the party but Weapon was great!

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    WHEN HARRY MET SALLY... JEDI STYLE, part deux

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Sally Albright: I don't have to take this Bantha crap from you.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: Your thoughts betray you. If you're so over Kenobi, why aren't you seeing anyone?<BR><BR> Sally Albright: I see people.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: See people? You must open your mind to other opinions. Have you slept with one person since you broke up with Ben?<BR><BR> Sally Albright: What the nerf does that have to do with anything? That will prove I'm over Ben? Because I fuck somebody? Harry, search your feelings. You're gonna have to move back to Bespin because you've slept with everybody in Naboo, and I don't see that turning Brianna into a faint memory for you. Besides, I will make love to somebody when it is making love. Not the way you do it like you're out for... revenge or something. Revenge makes one careless.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: ...Are you finished now?<BR><BR> Sally Albright: ...Yes.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: Can I say something?<BR><BR> Sally Albright: Yes.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: ...I'm sorry. I'm sorry. <BR><BR>Sally Albright: It takes maturity to admit an error.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Forcefellas

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Jedi Henry Hill: You know, we always called each other force fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, :You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a force fella. He's one of us.: You understand? We were force fellas. Jediguys. But Jimmy and I could never be made to the Council because we had Corillian blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was Bothian. To become a member of the Council you've got to be one hundred per cent Jedi so they can trace your midichlorians back to the old planet. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you. It also means you could fuck around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a Master JedI Council member. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything. As far as Jimmy was concerned with Tommy being made to the Council, it was like we were all being made. We would now have one of our own as a member. 

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    HHHHAAAAA!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    "You're gonna have to move back to Bespin because you've slept with everybody in Naboo."

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Forcefellas

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Yes!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Lord Chop

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    What is thy bidding, my master?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:10 p.m. CST

    "You'll fear the Choppah!"

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    [opening riff to "Don't Fear the Reaper" begins]<BR><BR><BR><BR>Talkback times have come<BR> Here but now they're gone<BR> Users all fear the Choppah! So do Harry, Massy and Capone...<BR> They can't be like He is...<BR> All you babies...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> You know he'll never be banned... <BR>you'll fear the Choppah! <BR>The Choppah never will die... <BR>you'll fear the Choppah! <BR> Babies he's a MAN... <BR><BR> Ain't It Cool is done<BR> Here but now it's gone<BR> Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> Left together for a better job...<BR> Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> 40,000 fewer hits everyday<BR> ...Like Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> 40,000 fewer hits everyday...<BR> See these crappy articles...<BR> Another 40,000 leaving everyday...<BR> We can't be like He is!<BR> All you babies...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> Better give him a hand...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> The Choppah never will die... you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> Babies, he's a MAN<BR><BR> SCOTTPILGRIMFAN's done<BR> Here but now he's gone<BR> Came the last night of talkback<BR> And it was clear that you couldn't go on<BR> When the site was open and His Name appeared<BR> The shitty ads shimmered then disappeared<BR> The talkbackers shivered when HE appeared...<BR> saying "YOU'RE ALL AFRAID!"<BR> All you babies...and you quaked in fear!<BR> You all ran from him...<BR> and you don't know why!<BR> You shit your britches and cry and cry!<BR> You can't become like CHOP is!<BR> You've been pwned by mighty hands...<BR> You can't become like CHOP is!<BR> You're all babies..who fear <BR><RB><RB><BR><BR><B><BR><R><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><B><B><BR>THE_CHOPPAH!!!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:11 p.m. CST

    "Smegma crazies to the left! The gate!

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Gayboy berserkers, to the gate!"

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Forcefellas part II

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    JedI Henry Hill: Now the guy's got Yoda as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Yoda. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Yoda. Trouble with the Republic, deliveries, Jabba, he can call Yoda. But now the guy's gotta come up with Yoda's money every week, no matter what. Business bad? Pay me or Fucked you are. Oh, you had disturbance in the Force? Pay me or fucked you are. Place got hit by dark eldritch lightning, huh? Pay me or fucked you are. 

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Choppah

    by rogueleader66

    Piss off douche boy

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Cheeses!

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    "Place got hit by dark eldritch lightning, huh? Pay me or fucked you are."<BR><BR>Excellent!<BR><BR>Scared me there, Lord Chop. Thought Frank Oz was dead for a sec....

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:18 p.m. CST

    I quail in the mighty shadow of The_Choppah.

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Who can Chop BUT The Choppah?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Damnitt Vicious!! Save some of that genius for later

    by leo54304

    You're spoiling us!!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Yoda as a goodfella, now thats brillant casting!!

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:23 p.m. CST

    500 Days Of Jedi

    by rogueleader66

    Luke:"So ... you're a Sith lord"<P>Summer:"Yeah. Crazy, huh?"<P>Luke: "She's a SITH!!!!!!"

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:23 p.m. CST

    Sid Vicious...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Where's you learn to BOLD?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:25 p.m. CST

    Pay me or fucked you are

    by MacReady452

    hahahhahahaah

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:25 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    "Business bad? Pay me or Fucked you are. Oh, you had disturbance in the Force? Pay me or fucked you are."<p> Hahahahahaha, Cheeses, inspired!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:26 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Mac, it's not a simupost but it's certainly sharing the same sentiment.<p> A tickle upon the funny bone courtesy of Mr Nazareth!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:26 p.m. CST

    only took me 30 minutes to do the oil change

    by MacReady452

    I could be on one a them ther hillbilly boys roundy round teams.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:27 p.m. CST

    Cheeses

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Taught myself through trial and error after accidentally doing it some time back. My bolding skills are sadly limited, and I'd love to improve those.<BR><BR>leo, how goes it this afternoon, my friend?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:30 p.m. CST

    right on Cobra

    by MacReady452

    Forcefellas think alike.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:31 p.m. CST

    Accidental bolding?

    by TedKordLives

    That's, like, a miracle or something. <P> Heya gang.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:31 p.m. CST

    Yoda as spokesperson for viagra

    by leo54304

    Erectile dysfunction problem for you yes? Hmm, Yoda not have that problem but Yoda help you anyway. Blue pill called viagra help you. Once found it in backpack of a young jedi named Skywalker and being inexperienced in force needed help much like you. Viagra helped young jedi fulfill his destiny as Yodas cabinboy and can help you too, yessss.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:32 p.m. CST

    Tedders in the heezy

    by MacReady452

    make way <p>I SAID MAKE WAY!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST

    Vicious switching tween this thread and Miley Cyrus

    by leo54304

    And doing it while at work!! Living the dream:hanging with buds, laughing my ass off thanks to you guys and getting paid. Life can be good.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    Well gentlemen

    by rogueleader66

    My shift is just about over, gotta wrap things up and head home, will talk at you pebrews lata....peace out fools!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:35 p.m. CST

    CHOPPAH the fire marshal said....

    by MacReady452

    ..we are at capacity in here now. Either you go or we gotta kick out three regular sized people, soooooo.......<p>see ya later, alright. K bye.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Forcefellas pt III

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Yoda: Listen, fucked like Master Gribbs, I aint gonna get , understand. 70 years old Master Gribbs is and die in Imperial prison the fuckin guy's gonna , need that, I don't . So, warning everybody I am , EVERYBODY. My padawan , it could be , anybody it could be . 20 years just for saying hello to some fuck who was sneaking behind his back selling junk, Gribbs got. Need that, I don't , happen to me, aint gonna , understand you ?  <p>Jedi Hill: Uh huh.  <p>Yoda: Out early you know you are, only because job I got you . This heat, I don't need , understand that.  <p>Jedi Hill : Uh huh.  <p>Yoda: And see you anybody around with this shit fucking, telling me you are, right?  <p>Jedi Hill: Yeah.  <p>Yoda: [slaps him] Anybody that means !  <p>Jedi Hill: All right.  <p>Yoda: Yeah?  <p>Jedi Hill: Yeah, of course. 

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST

    Why oh why...

    by TedKordLives

    ...did I start boasting that I'd take out every loose subscription card from every copy of every magazine that we carry? <P> Oh yeah, it adds several minutes to my workday.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    By now, tho...

    by TedKordLives

    ...I can toss those fuckers like Gambit with his playing cards.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Later rogue.

    by TedKordLives

    Keep livin' large, pally.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Cheeses

    by TedKordLives

    I think I'm still drunk, because reading that really hurts my brain right now...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:48 p.m. CST

    rogue

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    l8r.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Cheeses

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    "Listen, fucked like Master Gribbs, I aint gonna get , understand. 70 years old Master Gribbs is and die in Imperial prison the fuckin guy's gonna , need that, I don't . So, warning everybody I am , EVERYBODY. My padawan , it could be , anybody it could be . 20 years just for saying hello to some fuck who was sneaking behind his back selling junk, Gribbs got. Need that, I don't , happen to me, aint gonna , understand you ? "<BR><BR>Good Lord. I read that 3 times over and still am giggling...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST

    Aliens vs Jedi...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    C-3PO: [C-3PO is puzzled by Ripley's reaction towards him] Is there a problem?  <p>Ben Kenobi: I'm sorry. I don't know why I didn't even- Ripley's last trip out, the syn- the protocol droid malfunctioned.  <p>C-3PO: Malfunctioned? Oh, my… <p>Ben: There were problems and a-a few deaths were involved.  <p>C-3PO: I'm shocked. Was it an older model?  <p>Ben: Yeah, the Hyperdine System's 120-A2.  <p>C-3PO: Well, that explains it then. The A2s always were a bit twitchy. That could never happen now with our behavioral inhibitors. It is impossible for me to harm or by omission of action, allow to be harmed, a human being. Right R-2? <p>R-2: *Beep*Tweet*Blep-Beep* <p>Everybody: HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST

    Cheeses vision is the one we needed for the prequels

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:03 p.m. CST

    thats awesome Ted

    by MacReady452

    the first thing I do when I get a magazine is pull ALL the subscription cards and needlessly thick ads out of it. Nothing is more annoying.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:06 p.m. CST

    Teddy, the fun part is taking all those coupons...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    put them into the self addressed postage paid envelopes and mail them back to different magazines...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST

    The Tale of the Manna Cabana is playing at the shelter.

    by anonymoose

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:13 p.m. CST

    Thanks Mac

    by TedKordLives

    They'd just fall out, littering my little empire. Customers and employees would slip on them or waste time picking them up and trashing them, so I decided to be proactive about it. Plus, like I said, it pads my work time, so it's a win for everyone.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Cheeses

    by TedKordLives

    Too much work, not enough payoff...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:17 p.m. CST

    Teddy, I just love imagining the faces of the people...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    who's job it is to open and process those return envelopes...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:19 p.m. CST

    AND, it costs the magazine money for every envelope returned...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Nice work, Mooseman...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    That Manna Cabana stint was epic!!!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST

    THE PADAWAN CLUB

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    YODA: The last last time this is, young Skywalker. The last time you ever make me look bad in front of the younglings this is. Hear me, do you? $31,000 credits a year I make and a home I have and about to throw it all away on some punk like you I am not. But someday when out of my sight you are and forgotten all about this place you have and about you they've forgotten, and wrapped up in your own pathetic life you are, be. there. I. will. be. Right that is. And kick the living *shit* out of you I will. Knock your *dick* in the dirt I will. <BR><BR> Anakin Skywalker: You threatening me?<BR><BR> YODA: Do about it what are you going to? Believe you do you think anyone will? Your word over mine will anyone take? A master of *respect* I am around here. *Love* me they do. Swell *guy* I am. An unstable sack of shit you are and knows it everybody does. Oh, tough guy you are. Hey. [pokes Anakin with a stick] C’mon. [pokes again] On your feet get, pal. How tough you are let’s find out. How tough you are I want to know.<BR><BR> [offers Skywalker his chin]<BR><BR> YODA: First shot you take. Begging you I am. First shot you take. One hit just take. Come one, just one swing all I need is. Just one swing.<BR><BR> [Anakin pauses, staring]<BR><BR> YODA: What I thought this is. A gutless *turd* you are.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    Wow, Viciousman...synchronicity happens...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    When Harry Met Sally is on E! right now...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:31 p.m. CST

    Cheeses, make sure to tell Flick about it.

    by anonymoose

    He's the one that requested it.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:33 p.m. CST

    HHHHHAAAAA!!!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    "But someday when out of my sight you are and forgotten all about this place you have and about you they've forgotten, and wrapped up in your own pathetic life you are, be. there. I. will. be. Right that is. And kick the living *shit* out of you I will. Knock your *dick* in the dirt I will. "

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:35 p.m. CST

    How you been, Moose...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Still dating the hot Asian gaming queen?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST

    Ted: where do you sit in relation

    by STLost

    to the tiny tales petting zoo thing that happened at your work?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4 p.m. CST

    from the manna cabana:

    by STLost

    ...favorite verse...<br> by FlickaPoo <br> ... 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled. <P> Ezekiel 23:19-21 <P> WTF????

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:03 p.m. CST

    Nope.

    by anonymoose

    I broke up with her. Her parents were fucking insane... Also she wanted me to move with her back to New York where they live. No fucking way. <P> I'll miss the video games, though... and the sex.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:04 p.m. CST

    Sorry to hear that, Moose...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    But at least you got your priorities strait...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:05 p.m. CST

    Yeah, STLostman...the Bible is FULL of shit like that...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:07 p.m. CST

    Yeah, stress on the "full of shit" part...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    IMHO.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:08 p.m. CST

    Xactly, Viciousness..

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:11 p.m. CST

    Cheeses...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:14 p.m. CST

    CADDYSHACK a la INCEPTION

    by ColonelFatheart

    http://tinyurl.com/29zvhyo

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Work has finally died down.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:17 p.m. CST

    see Scary

    by MacReady452

    a Bogey movie quoted.<p>SEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:19 p.m. CST

    Bogey was the man.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Although, I'm sorry to say I did not really dig CASABLANCA. THE TREASURE OF SIERRA MADRE, on the other hand, is a beauty. Bogey's so feral in it.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:24 p.m. CST

    "I'm shocked! Shocked to find that Pedalbacking is going on here

    by ColonelFatheart

    "Your chicken, sir." <p>"Oh, thank you ... "

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:24 p.m. CST

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Bogey fighting nazis in a white dinner jacket

    by leo54304

    No wonder the good guys won WW2!!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:27 p.m. CST

    Remember how Bogey used the rigged game

    by leo54304

    to help the couple get the money to buy their way to freedom? And the husband wanted to keep betting, Bogey standing next to him and telling him to quit while he's ahead. What a moment.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:28 p.m. CST

    "Colored"? You're a racist, Chopper?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:28 p.m. CST

    Key Largo was another good Bogey movie

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:29 p.m. CST

    I'm sorry to... differ with you, Lord Chop, but...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    "Nobody puts one over on Fred C. Dobbs."<BR><BR>Not even the Choppah...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:29 p.m. CST

    You do know how to whistle don't you Steve?

    by leo54304

    Just put your lips together and blow...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:31 p.m. CST

    KEY LARGO was terrific, as was...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    THE AFRICAN QUEEN.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:31 p.m. CST

    Bogey, his ex-girl, her husband meet for the first time

    by leo54304

    and the french police commissioner says "I think I'll stay, this should be most interesting".

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST

    The Maltese Falcon

    by savagedave

    Bogart is fantastic in that, and sharp as a dagger. Mind you, Sydney Greenstreet does a great job of upstaging him.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Bogey was original leader of the Rat Pack

    by leo54304

    then passed it on to Sinatra.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:33 p.m. CST

    Lauren Bacall =

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Crazy hot in the 40s and 50s.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Greenstreet. A prototypical character actor.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    The Maltese Falcon

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Has another actor favorite: the inestimable Peter Lorre. Ever seen him in the German film masterpiece, M?<BR><BR>Just you wait, it won't be long. <BR>The man in black will soon be here. <BR>With his cleaver's blade so true. <BR>He'll make mincemeat out of YOU!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Yep, M is fantastic.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Now I feel like...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    going on an old classic movie marathon. My wife hates (most) older movies, but I have a real affection for them. <BR><BR>Hmmm, I turn 40 at the end of the month (yep--too true). Maybe I'll ask for a movie marathon weekend...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:46 p.m. CST

    "You'll fear the Choppah!"

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    [the opening riff for "Don't Fear the Reaper" complete with mega-cowbell]<BR><BR><BR><BR>Talkback times have come<BR> Here but now they're gone<BR> Users all fear the Choppah! So do Harry, Massy and Capone...<BR> They can't be like He is...<BR> All you babies...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> You know he'll never be banned... <BR>you'll fear the Choppah! <BR>The Choppah never will die... <BR>you'll fear the Choppah! <BR> Babies he's a MAN... <BR><BR> Ain't It Cool is done<BR> Here but now it's gone<BR> Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> Left together for a better job...<BR> Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> 40,000 fewer hits everyday<BR> ...Like Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> 40,000 fewer hits everyday...<BR> See these crappy articles...<BR> Another 40,000 leaving everyday...<BR> We can't be like He is!<BR> All you babies...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> Better give him a hand...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> The Choppah never will die... you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> Babies, he's a MAN<BR><BR> SCOTTPILGRIMFAN's done<BR> Here but now he's gone<BR> Came the last night of talkback<BR> And it was clear that you couldn't go on<BR> When the site was open and His Name appeared<BR> The shitty ads shimmered then disappeared<BR> The talkbackers shivered when HE appeared...<BR> saying "YOU'RE ALL AFRAID!"<BR> All you babies...and you quaked in fear!<BR> You all ran from him...<BR> and you don't know why!<BR> You shit your britches and cry and cry!<BR> You can't become like CHOP is!<BR> You've been pwned by mighty hands...<BR> You can't become like CHOP is!<BR> You're all babies..who fear <BR><RB><RB><BR><BR><B><BR><R><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><B><B><BR>THE CHOPPAH!!!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:47 p.m. CST

    BTW

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    *IS* SCOTTPILGRIMFAN really gone? And, if so--was he finally CHOPped?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:47 p.m. CST

    Le Vicious, I turn 48 on Sunday...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:51 p.m. CST

    Fascinating article regarding Cameron & ATMOM:

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    a snippet--<BR><BR>JAMES Cameron's next project is to produce a 3D film version of the Antarctica horror novella At the Mountains of Madness, with his long-time friend Guillermo Del Toro directing. <BR><BR> The pair had long been looking for a project together, but the opportunity arose only after Del Toro dropped out of directing The Hobbit for Peter Jackson, frustrated at delays in funding. <BR><BR> The Hellboy director had worked on the screenplay and designs in New Zealand for more than two years - against the advice of Cameron. <BR><BR> "I was telling him for a long time to get out of that thing because there is only room for one captain on the ship," Cameron says. "Instinctively I knew that Peter was going to take over and do the movie. <BR><BR> "Guillermo, to his credit, didn't listen to me and wanted to do continue and had some great designs - and I have seen all the designs. <BR><BR> "Of course he would have done a spectacular job, but don't we want to see Peter do it? He should do it and Guillermo should do his thing. <BR><BR> "That's what I told both of them - you should just stay in your corners."<BR><BR>-- http://tinyurl.com/29gccd6

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:53 p.m. CST

    I'm actually excited to turn 40...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    I've felt 40+ for many a year now... Nice to make it official.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:53 p.m. CST

    James Cameron...Career Councilor for the Creative Directors

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:54 p.m. CST

    Kubrick's widow speaks

    by ColonelFatheart

    http://tinyurl.com/2vgvw8e

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:54 p.m. CST

    ST

    by TedKordLives

    I have no idea what you're talking about.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:54 p.m. CST

    Cheeses...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Have any weekend b-day plans?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:57 p.m. CST

    Cameron...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    No kidding. I can smell his ego halfway around the world.<BR><BR>That stated, ATMOM is my most anticipated film since... well... probably since ye olde ESB. I think the draft screenplay del Toro wrote a few years ago was absolutely brilliant. Can't wait.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:57 p.m. CST

    Still not convinced that I'm gonna MAKE IT to 40...

    by TedKordLives

    Living as hard as I can over here...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:58 p.m. CST

    Big Jim is large and in charge.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 4:58 p.m. CST

    Damn. Must run.

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Adios, amigos.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:02 p.m. CST

    ...JESUS H. MOOSE!...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that is a hell of a thing! I figured all your undercover work at the Cabana was lost to history...I forgot how much was reprinted and dissected here.<P> My eyeballs ache just thinking about formatting all that...It's a beautiful thing to have that all collected for the edification of future Pebrews.<P> Hot damn.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Later, Vichy .

    by TedKordLives

    Y'all come back now, y'hear.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS

    by ColonelFatheart

    I read the first 15 pages of the screenplay. I'm hooked. Bring it the fuck on.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:04 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Teddy...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I would have taken better care of myself...<p>With apologizes to Babe Ruth...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:04 p.m. CST

    Bye, Fishus.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:05 p.m. CST

    Hey, Flick...missed you today...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    We had a lot of fun...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:05 p.m. CST

    ...big work day today...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...finishing up a spread. I think you guys have been working harder though...there's been some mighty Pedalbacking going on here...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Friggin WIRED.

    by TedKordLives

    FOUR loose subscription cards in each copy of each issue. Only Men's Health is worse.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:08 p.m. CST

    I hate reading The Atlantic on the train.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Damned loose subscription cards always fall out. And there I go, being responsible and picking them up even though everyone else treats the train like their personal refuse basket.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:08 p.m. CST

    ...thanks, Formaggioman. See you guys a little later.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:09 p.m. CST

    Maybe I should look into that, Cheeses.

    by TedKordLives

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:10 p.m. CST

    A fine day, Flick. Now take refuge in the comforts

    by ColonelFatheart

    of Pedalbacking, wine and poultry pounding.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:11 p.m. CST

    Wow, one of Kubrick's daughters became a Scientologist

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:12 p.m. CST

    Col.

    by TedKordLives

    You read that article about video games? Pretty interesting, getting an outsider's take on modern video games.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    In the latest Atlantic? The one with the Israel story, Ted?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Col, that one.

    by TedKordLives

    The Israel story was pretty interesting, but there's an article about a guy delving into video games for the first time that I found particularly enlightening. <P> The Israel story is just frightening.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Yeah, I'm working through the Israel story now.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I'll get to the video game one next, though. <p>But back to the Israel feature, Ted. Isn't it fucking pathetic that world leaders continue to embark upon belligerent foreign policy to appease or live up to their fathers? It wasn't enough that we had W.'s psychodrama playing out in the invasion of Iraq, but now Netanyahu is going to bomb Iran because his militant 100-year-old father is "disappointed" in him. <p>Spare me, you childish twats!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Col, it's a sad state of affairs all right.

    by TedKordLives

    Nobody's ever learned anything from the past, it seems.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    funny. i was just talking to a guy who said the same thing

    by MacReady452

    Nobody's ever learned anything from the past, it seems. No shit.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:34 p.m. CST

    In fact, if we've learned anything from the past,

    by ColonelFatheart

    it's that we never learn anything from the past.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    It'll be fun to watch it go down on CNN tho!

    by TedKordLives

    And not feel anything like a connection to our fellow man!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:43 p.m. CST

    And fuckin' Iran isn't making anything easier.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Iran's leaders, I should say. What a bunch of dickholes.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:47 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Col.

    by TedKordLives

    What Iran needs is another revolution, and pronto. I really thought it was gonna happen after their last 'election', but they pussied out. You can't just blame the leaders when the population fails to intervene. <P> Of course, you could say the same thing about America.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:52 p.m. CST

    Okay, foax.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I'm gonna check out for the night. <p>Until tomorrow. ... Keep fuckin' that chicken.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 5:59 p.m. CST

    Later Colonel...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Watch out for crazed Zionists...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:03 p.m. CST

    Evening PB nation

    by rogueleader66

    Getting ready to eat dinner, more beef tonight :) The Mrs is making a beef noodle dish, made with pasta, beef chunks, scallions, in a beef broth based sauce...quite delicious.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:05 p.m. CST

    Shit, rogue, that sounds awesome...

    by TedKordLives

    I'm having dinner at Church's Chicken tonight, I think.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:07 p.m. CST

    nice rogue

    by MacReady452

    tight budget doesn't seem so heavy when delicious beef is for dinner. I had vegetarian stuffed peppers. fake beef aint so bad smothered in cheese and tomato sauce.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:07 p.m. CST

    I promise that I will, at some point...

    by TedKordLives

    ...start capitalizing your handle, rogue. It's just, that's how you entered it, so I figure that's how you want it.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Wow Cameron has a big ego?

    by rogueleader66

    Seriously what do you expect? The guy made the highest grossing film ever..TWO TIMES IN A ROW....that would give any one a huge ego. <P>Speaking of Bogart, High Sierra was also quite a good film, saw it in film class in Hight School.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:10 p.m. CST

    Mac

    by rogueleader66

    Were lucky, we can really economize when it comes to food. We can make things last, we can make several meals out of things, we get creative as well. Some of the shit from the dollar store is really not bad, as far as snacks and sides and stuff. We got a package of steaks and made 3 meals out of it. You do what you gotta do when you got nuffin. LOL.<P>Are you a vegetarian Mac?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST

    thats how I do moose too Teddy

    by MacReady452

    his handle is embiggened so I don't take the liberty.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST

    I should look into this 'woman' thing.

    by TedKordLives

    Most of them cook, no?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:13 p.m. CST

    Oh, yeah, moose is the same way, huh?

    by TedKordLives

    Maybe I won't be capitalizing your handle anytime soon. I never did it for moose neither...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Ted

    by rogueleader66

    No worries bro, capitalize it, don't capitalize it, no matter.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:15 p.m. CST

    Right on, pally.

    by TedKordLives

    Despite my best attempts, I do still get hung up on the small things from time to time.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:18 p.m. CST

    Ted

    by rogueleader66

    Mrs Rogue is an awesome cook, and between the two of us (I am quite the cook myself) we do alright. She has her specialties, I have mine, and when we combine our abilities, whew....gooooooood eatin.<P>We make stuffed burgers a lot lately, we see things on food shows and try them or give them out own spin. A few weeks ago, we made these awesome burgers...A nice thick patty, melted cheddar on top, then a few slices of rare roast beef, topped with a slice of american cheese, sautéed onions, slide it on a bun...I add some horseradish to mine, but it's optional....either way, god damned delicious.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST

    gf is a veggie

    by MacReady452

    if she cooks for me I eat it. Mostly i cook for myself though. I have gotten away from it but I was on a high protein diet of just plain chicken, red peppers and black beans with Franks red hot. I could eat it every day really.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:26 p.m. CST

    Good god man! That sounds top notch!

    by TedKordLives

    Here I am contemplating another cigarette, just so I don't have to walk anywhere for food, then you lay that on me...I think I'm gonna haveta go get something to tide me over until I get to the comic book store (Church's Chicken is next door). <P> I've been meaning to try my hand at actually making my own food, but all my roomies are pretty good cooks themselves, and I just don't want to embarrass myself. Plus, if I screw it up, then I just wasted all the ingredients. Also, I hate doing dishes. <P> Lots of reasons I don't cook, but none of them are very good.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    thats a fucking MAN sized burger rogue

    by MacReady452

    i admire your efforts rogueman. that creativity is the key. I find I just make do with whatever.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Frank's Red Hot

    by rogueleader66

    I LOVE that stuff Mac, I used to put it on everything. Pizza, eggs, burgers, chicken, steak. I don't get crazy like that anymore, but that stuff is freaking great.<P>Never get me to eat that veggie crap. If it's your (meaning whoever) thing, that's cool. But I cannot live without me meats. I applaud you for having the kindness to eat what she makes. I'm sure I'd do the same were I in your shoes though, as long as I was not required to give up me meats.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Stuffed burgers are awesome as well

    by rogueleader66

    A good thick patty, topped with melted cheddar, and when you bite into it, more cheddar oozes out, as well as crumbled bacon....yummmmm. <P>We did those one night. Stuffed burgers take a few times to get it to where the cheese does not ooze all out of the burger, but once you get it down, there's nothing like it.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    Thanks Ted, Mac

    by rogueleader66

    The burger with the roast beef is top notch flavor, my new favorite burger.<P>Mmmmm....smelling the beef noodle dish, mouth watering!!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:33 p.m. CST

    Wrong Ted

    by MacReady452

    those are all great reasons. Church's Chicken is a franchise, no?<p>Makes me think of Chic-Fil-A.<p>I only had it for the first time a few months ago cause they don't have it in upstate NY. It's a fucking tragedy. Soooooo good.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:34 p.m. CST

    Lauren Bacall 19 yrs old in To Have and To Have Not

    by Hi5Effect

    'you know how to whistle, Steve? Just put your lips together and blow.'<br>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MheNUWyROv8<br>Aaaaannnnd... readjust the Jesus-boner into the waistband, 'Kay back in business.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    Evening PeeBs

    by Hi5Effect

    Is Choppah trying to PedalBack? WTF? <br>THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOUR! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:41 p.m. CST

    apparently Chimay makes a cheese

    by MacReady452

    my buddy made a stuffed burger with it. The cheese leaked out all over but it looked awesome.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:43 p.m. CST

    chimay does make a cheese. There is also Ubriacone

    by Hi5Effect

    Which is aged in wine for six to ten months. But we already got one of those, and he's smoked too.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:48 p.m. CST

    Becall then and Becall now

    by MacReady452

    witness the ravages of age.<p>Remember that from the Simpsons when Bart goes through the bullshit haunted house and an old woman is just sitting in a rocking chair? THAT was Lauren Becall.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Mac

    by TedKordLives

    Chic-fil-a is the motherfucking bombass! Waffle fries with the Polynesian sauce: Sublime. <P> Actually, ANYTHING from Chic-fil-a with the polynesian sauce is pretty awesome.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:51 p.m. CST

    Never had Chik-fil-a

    by rogueleader66

    Always wanted to try it, never had In N Out burgers either. Funny thing, the new rage is Five Guys Burgers, I have one right down the block, and have never had one....go figure.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:51 p.m. CST

    Chic-fil-a ROCKS!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:54 p.m. CST

    Never had In N Out burgers either.

    by TedKordLives

    There is a Five Guys here, but I still haven't tried it. My basic rule of thumb is: If you don't have a value menu, then fuck you. <P> Yeah, I'm really, really cheap.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:56 p.m. CST

    In N Out Burger ROCKS, also...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Had those in Vegas...also, Del Taco...great burgers at Del Taco...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Welles, Chaplin, Stallone

    by TedKordLives

    Only three to win Oscars for writing and acting in the same year. <P> That's pretty awesome.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    never had In n Out never had White Castle

    by MacReady452

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    5 Guys burgers are pretty fucking awesome

    by MacReady452

    fries in peanut oil. The thing is...that is all they do. The fanciest thing they do is throw bacon on there. It is a damn good burger

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:05 p.m. CST

    MacMan, Bacall looks appropriately aged

    by Hi5Effect

    I wouldn't nail her, of course, but I would totally sit in her lap if I was 7. When they honored her at the Oscars she looked downright mischievous, like a benevolent, if impish, old sorceress. Totally fairy godmother material.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:09 p.m. CST

    White Castle was a big disappointment for me...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    as is present day Whataburger...in the 80's Whataburger was the shit..Now it's just too dry...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:10 p.m. CST

    Damn Ted...

    by Hi5Effect

    Sly is in a helluva clubhouse there. Orson AND Charlie?<br>If anyone needs a really accessible Chaplin movie to get into, I highly recommend Modern Times. The comedy is brilliant (Chaplin accidentally seasons his prison meal with cocaine... fast-paced hilarity ensues.) Paulette Goddard is adorable (a late-teen orphan raising her siblings mmmmmmM!) And the Depression background is rather topical at the moment. It's my favorite Chaplin.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:14 p.m. CST

    we don't have many franchise places round here

    by MacReady452

    McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's. We do have things like Moe's burritos and Pita Pit. I think Pita Pit is Canadian.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:15 p.m. CST

    Crazy, right Hi5?

    by TedKordLives

    The September GQ has a pretty soulful interview with Sly. They get into some pretty heavy territory. I'd highly recommend checking it out.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    Mmmm, Pita Pit.

    by TedKordLives

    Every payday I go and cash my check, then bop up the street and get a gyro pita. Great for when your hung over- or anytime, really...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST

    Paulette Goddard

    by Hi5Effect

    In all her side-swell glory.<P> http://tinyurl.com/2b9lr5r<P> That's almost as hot as the Holy Virgin (more catching up today... saw that Flicka confessed my religious hangups, sweet Mary Mother of Jesus, look at that sweet underarm crevice...)

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST

    prolly gotta check that out 5guy

    by MacReady452

    i could use some Chaplin in my life. Here is the real question though..should I watch Downey's Chaplin first (never seen it) or watch Modern Times first. What's the run time on Modern times?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    87 minutes Mac

    by Hi5Effect

    Never seen Downey's Chaplin, but I would bone up on the original first, if nothing else to help you appreciate CC's significance. Modern Times (1936) is his funniest, of course The Great Dictator (1940) made history and The Kid (1921) was his big breakout, but MT is the peak, imho.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    The only reason I know so much Chap

    by Hi5Effect

    is 'cause my theater director in college made me dive deep into silent film (physical comedy and all that). Buster Keaton is impressive (VERY acrobatic) but kinda soul-less when placed next to CC. I recommend him to any audience, of any age, race or education, as long as they like to laugh. On a less esoteric note, I also watched a shit-ton of Looney Tunes for those classes. Daffy Duck was a sort of mentor for a while... suffering succatash!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:34 p.m. CST

    noted. you seem very seasoned 5er

    by MacReady452

    Flick force feed you this stuff? Are you bar tending while you're in school or is it your full time gig?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:34 p.m. CST

    I was always more of a Keaton guy, myself.

    by TedKordLives

    Got to see THE GENERAL on the big screen in KC, once upon a time.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:37 p.m. CST

    ahhh. you answered half the questions already

    by MacReady452

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:41 p.m. CST

    totally off topic

    by MacReady452

    aside from Grace Park....the new Hawaii Five O looks stupid. I think it is Scott Caan.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:43 p.m. CST

    bartending while in school or full time?

    by Hi5Effect

    Both. Got 3 years into my Bachelors in Engrish (sic) and the financial card castle I had built by living on my own and trying to avoid debt caught up with me. Took 4 years to get ahead enough to dive back in for the last 30 credits.<br>Home stretch, baby.<P>And as for Flicka, he's done and seen almost everything before I have (by 11 years), but his black and white movie knowledge is even spottier than mine. I have HUGE gaps from 1960-1989 though. I'm ashamed to say some of the movies I've never seen.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 7:51 p.m. CST

    very proud to you for getting those last 30 credits 5er

    by MacReady452

    thats cool that you're gonna give the college degree the death blow. You staying with Engrish?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:06 p.m. CST

    Mac: yep, was thinking about Nursing

    by Hi5Effect

    marrying to the communications/English background, but realized I'd probably just wind up working for GlaxoSatanKline or Merck, best case scenario. I'm a bad enough person all on my own, I don't need to get PAID to do the devil's bidding.<P>Lately teaching has been back on my mind. That was the original plan, but then I chickened out ('I'm too young' 'I don't have enough life experience' give me a fucking break. my favorite teachers were young and full of shit and they weren't afraid to say so.) <br>So, it's back on the table, besides: teaching certificate is 1 year of post-graduate study, while Nursing is at least 2 more.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST

    Merry MelloDroids Presents

    by Hi5Effect

    Yoda: Trying to get yourself in trouble with the law, are you, doc? Jedi hunting season this ain’t. <br> Storm Trooper: It's not? <br> Yoda: No, Droid hunting season it is. <br> C3P0: That, sir, is an in-mitigated frab-rication. It is Jedi season. <br> Yoda: Droid season. <br> C3P0: Jedi season. <br> Yoda: Droid season. <br> C3P0: Jedi season. <br> Yoda: Droid season. <br> C3P0: Jedi season. <br> Yoda: Jedi season. <br> C3P0: Droid season. <br> Yoda: Jedi season. <br> C3P0: I say it's Droid season. And I say fire. Oh dear. <br> [storm trooper blasts C3P0] <br> Yoda: Stinker ain’t I just?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST

    Downey's Chaplin

    by rogueleader66

    Great movie, Downey does a superb job as Chaplin....if you can see it, definitely do. Not on DVD I don't think, have tried to find it several times.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    and Mac, thanks man. It feels good (and scary)

    by Hi5Effect

    to be back in that saddle again. Fact is, I'm a good bartender, the cash is decent and I've hated every minute at every place I've worked. Time to do something I care about. Me and Fuzzy.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    Looney Tunes

    by rogueleader66

    Does not get any better than that. No cartoons come close to the quality of Looney Tunes.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:15 p.m. CST

    Meant to, Rogue

    by Hi5Effect

    Downey looks the part, and can act the shit out of every role I've seen him in. Jut never got around to it. Truth is, I ain't some Chaplin super-geek, just an old theater-fag trying to nail a role (it was an accidental love.)

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:22 p.m. CST

    yeah, rogue. Chuck Jones was able to

    by Hi5Effect

    make his animations do all the shit Charlie and Buster WISHED they could. In a lot of ways, Jones took it to the next level (and no one's topped him yet). Suffice to say, trying to mimic Daffy Duck live onstage is a work-out. But it payed off. Only production I'm proud of, better than the local professional outfit that did it a few months earlier.<br>It was for a modern adaptation of Moliere's Miser. Lot of physical comedy, dirty puns.<br>For any commedia dell'arte fans, I was a Pantaloon character, the greedy old lech. Led with my pelvis (bent at the knees) or my head (bent forward at the waist) the entire time (depending on if the ingenue was on stage). My back and quads ached that whole semester.<br>damn. toot your horn much, Fiver? eh. I sling booze, gotta be proud of something.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    Nice, Hi5man...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Order 666....it's Jedi hunting season...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    ...oi! I think I'm done for the day...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...[sits and stares vacantly at monitor].

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:39 p.m. CST

    ...so, I just replaced the light bulb in the fridge...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...after over two years. You open the door, and TA-DAAA! I could get used to this...it's so luxurious...<P> My three year old child saw it (for the first time in her short life) and stared in amazement...<P> MOMMY! THERE'S A LIGHT IN THE REFRIGERATOR!!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:39 p.m. CST

    Productive day, Flick?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I got my laundry done and cleaned the kitchen...so, I feel pretty good about my day...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:40 p.m. CST

    spread all done Flick? Lil' monster properly sedated

    by Hi5Effect

    and chained to her crib?<br>Good. Now pull up a stool and shoot the shit for a while before you hit the sack, <Ahnold accent> weenie </Ahnold accent>!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:43 p.m. CST

    HHHHAAA!!!! Flick...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    "Daddy, what's that green stuff growing in the corner of the fridge?"

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:44 p.m. CST

    ...work, lawn mowed/weed whacked, and a flat tire...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...kid's teeth brushed, PJs, and bedtime stories red...now Scary's up there going for the knock out. Technical KO at the very least.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    HA! You're magic! You're the fucking Alpha and Omega

    by Hi5Effect

    In the beginning Flicka stocked the fridge and created the blueberries and the olives from it.<br> 2And the fridge was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the depths of the fridge. And the Spirit of Flicka moved upon the face of the shelves.<br> 3And Flicka said, Let there be light: and there was light.<br> 4And Flicka saw the light, that it was luxurious: and Flicka opened the fridge and shut the fridge and divided the light from the darkness.<br> 5And God called the light Nifty, and the darkness he called Not so Nifty.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    ...Cheeses, right? Now she'll probably refuse...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...to eat anything from the fridge...<P> It's gross in there!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    ...AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! And God took a leftover...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...rib from the luxuriously lit fridge, and said...<P> Hot damn! I'm making me a WOMAN!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    'Toddlerpoo, that green stuff

    by Hi5Effect

    is a present FlickaDaddy is saving for Uncle Formaggio. Can you say I Can't Believe it's not Bud?'

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    HHHAAAA!!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    "I Can't Believe it's not CHRONIC?' Available at finer Medical Marijuana Dispensaries..

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    ...aaand now |m on the retarded comuter.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    ...the fact that DW comes home wth free f|ne w|ne...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...|t would be d|ff|cult to overstate exactly how much that |mProves my l|fe.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    'I Can't Believe it's not CHRONIC' available at...

    by Hi5Effect

    Blunt-Mart. And the StickyIcky PigglyWiggly for those of you in the South.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:05 p.m. CST

    5'er

    by rogueleader66

    I have actually not seen any of Chaplin's films, I just happened to catch the Downey bio film one time and was totally fascinated by it. The guy had some crazy life. Even if you don't fancy his films, just to see the life he lead was amazing.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Flick

    by rogueleader66

    Funny how the smallest things totally fascinate a small child....I loved that when my kids were that age.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:17 p.m. CST

    ...small th|ngs...l|ke her dad f|nally sPr|ng|ng 1.79...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...for an aPPl|ance bulb!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    ...|t |s great though.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    So machete has two directors??

    by Six Demon Bag

    And Scott pilgrim seriously is kicking my ass I wanna see it again!!<p>just finished the 4th book and watchmen excluded I'm saying it is the most literal comic adaptation on film.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    Well boys

    by rogueleader66

    Been a hell of a day, gotta go get ready for bed....no sleep, just bed ;) Before I get some sleep, I need to get some. G'night brother pebrews. As always, a hello to the night owls who arrive after me! See y'all tomorrow. Peace out fools.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:29 p.m. CST

    Get to it Rogue! Keep fucking that...

    by Hi5Effect

    ...nevermind. We'll take care of the poultry for ya' tonight.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    I think Scott Pilgrim is a pretty cool guy.

    by CRISPIN_GLOVERS_ACID_FLASHBACK

    he kills hipsters and doesn't afraid of anything.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 9:31 p.m. CST

    Go get you some, Rogueman...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Funny, funny stuff today...It was ALL kinds of fun...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Turn 45 on the 20th!!

    by leo54304

    Work, work out, have an "appointment" with a luvvvly 19 year old, followed by a decent martini and Casablanca afterward. All this Bogey talk has me in the mood for the company a young, beautiful woman and a good drink.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST

    A Very Shakespearean Sendoff for you

    by Hi5Effect

    Good night: but go not to mine uncle's bed;<br> Assume a virtue, if you have it not.<br>And when you are desirous to be bless'd,<br> I'll blessing beg of you.<br>So, again, good night.<br> I must be cruel, only to be kind:<br> Thus Roguish elements leave and worse remain behind. <br>One word more, good Rogue<br> Not this, by no means, that I bid you do:<br> Let the Chinball Wizard tempt you again to bed;<br> Pinch wanton on your cheek; call you his mouse;<br> And let him, for a pair of reechy kisses,<br> Or paddling in your rectum with his damn'd fingers,<br> Make you to ravel all this Pedalback out.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:21 p.m. CST

    Leo, how much is an "appointment" with a 19 year old....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    where you live?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:22 p.m. CST

    just remember to tip well, leo

    by Hi5Effect

    a good lover always leaves 20%

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:31 p.m. CST

    You aren't going to pay her...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    to stay and watch all of Casablanca, are you...THAT could get REALLY expensive...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:35 p.m. CST

    ...the next to last line of Shakes Beard up there...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...sent red wine up my nose.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:41 p.m. CST

    Well, my lady's done work. And I owe her a tip

    by Hi5Effect

    of my own. It'll cost me a couple of glasses of wine and a DVR'd episode of Dr. WHO (got her hooked) and it will be worth every minute of Dalek screen time.<P>Must resist urge to yell "DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!" upon successful lip service completion.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:42 p.m. CST

    ...a 19 year old was born the same year I Wanna...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Sex You Up was a hit.<P> You should use that as an opening line...<P> And if that line doesn't work, I Tough Myself came out that year too.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    ...you're a Cyberman, Fiver! Go get her!

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:46 p.m. CST

    Man, everybody gettin' laid 'cept for me...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:48 p.m. CST

    ...I think I've had enough of Aug 19th...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...watch out for bad guys.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:49 p.m. CST

    ...you off tomorrow too, Cheeses?

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:49 p.m. CST

    I could never do a 19 year old at my age...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Isn't there like a law that you can't fuck chicks younger than your youngest daughter?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:51 p.m. CST

    Back to work tomorrow evening, Flick...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Tax-Free BTS Weekend coming up...second busiest weekend of the year, behind the weekend before Christmas...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:53 p.m. CST

    ...evening? You guys having an all-night back to...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...school extravaganza?

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:57 p.m. CST

    Not all night, but extended hours, yeah...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:57 p.m. CST

    ...I don't like you working so hard. Doesn't fit the...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Cheeses brand as I imagine it. <P>Cheeses is in it for the long haul, but it's all about the slow melt.

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 10:57 p.m. CST

    I'm a mothah fucking TimeLord, Cheese

    by Hi5Effect

    < ladiesman voice >The Doctor'th got nuttin' but time, baby. < /ladiesman voice ><P>Thanks for the chuckles (and the pat on the back, Mac)

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:04 p.m. CST

    I don't like working this hard, Flick...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    but, I've done it most of my life...and it pays the bills...<p>I just learned long ago to party just as hard as I work and it has worked out pretty good so far...

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:05 p.m. CST

    ...maybe you'll have time for a little Yodaling tomorrow...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Yoda layee<P> Yoda layee-ee<P> Yoda layee<P> Oh Oh Oh Oh layee Yodl layee-oo<P> Oh oh layee Yodl lay<P> Oh Oh Oh Oh layee Yodl layee-oo<P> Layee Yodallee-o hododlleeYodahay!

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    ...night again.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:12 p.m. CST

    ...high on a hill a lonely goatherd was, hmmm?

    by FlickaPoo

  • Aug. 19, 2010, 11:15 p.m. CST

    Yodeling with Yoda...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    $19.95 gets you TWO full-length CD's of all your favorites...

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 12:05 a.m. CST

    Top 20 movies box office adjusted for inflation according to Box

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Hope this posts right...<p>1 Gone with the Wind MGM $1,606,254,800 $198,676,459 1939^ <p>2 Star Wars Fox $1,416,050,800 $460,998,007 1977^ <p>3 The Sound of Music Fox $1,132,202,200 $158,671,368 1965 <p>4 E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial Uni. $1,127,742,000 $435,110,554 1982^ <p>5 The Ten Commandments Par. $1,041,450,000 $65,500,000 1956 <p>6 Titanic Par. $1,020,349,800 $600,788,188 1997 <p>7 Jaws Uni. $1,018,226,600 $260,000,000 1975 <p>8 Doctor Zhivago MGM $986,876,900 $111,721,910 1965 <p>9 The Exorcist WB $879,020,900 $232,671,011 1973^ <p>10 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Dis. $866,550,000 $184,925,486 1937^ <p>11 101 Dalmatians Dis. $794,342,100 $144,880,014 1961^ <p>12 The Empire Strikes Back Fox $780,536,100 $290,475,067 1980^ <p>13 Ben-Hur MGM $779,100,000 $74,000,000 1959 <p>14 Avatar Fox $762,437,900 $749,766,139 2009 <p>15 Return of the Jedi Fox $747,772,300 $309,306,177 1983^ <p>16 The Sting Uni. $708,685,700 $156,000,000 1973 <p>17 Raiders of the Lost Ark Par. $700,727,700 $242,374,454 1981^ <p>18 Jurassic Park Uni. $685,336,400 $357,067,947 1993 <p>19 The Graduate AVCO $680,292,600 $104,901,839 1967^ <p>20 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace Fox $674,365,200 $431,088,301 1999

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 12:08 a.m. CST

    Close enough...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Lot of surprises there for me...Avatar #14...The Exorcist #9...The Graduate #19...

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 12:08 a.m. CST

    Oh, yeah, that's just domestic...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 1:55 a.m. CST

    Kieran Culkin discusses his non career

    by RPLocke

    Never got to do Home Alone III.

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 2:40 a.m. CST

    Nytol, Ya'll...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 3:15 a.m. CST

    Right, so. The GeeF (she's the geef...

    by Hi5Effect

    ...I'm the BeeF). Anyways (incidentally, it's 4 AM and I AM sober) the girlfriend dragged me out of bed to show me the funniest thing she's ever seen online. While her exposure to the WWW is sadly limited in scope, this shit is great:<P>http://tinyurl.com/2d7yrg4 <P>And the remix is even better:<P>http://tinyurl.com/2fxetwe<P>It's all on YouTube, Scary (still sorry about those other STD posts), totally SFW. (except for the part where a man who kinda looks like a black Taylor Swift threatens his sister's assailant).

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 7:01 a.m. CST

    ...♫♪ run and tell that, run and tell THAT ♪♫...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...hey, that's catchy.<P> They surprise sexin' EVERYBODY up in here!

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 7:05 a.m. CST

    How much a 19 year costs where I live:

    by leo54304

    $250 an hour and omigod her body is body is like that of Keira Knightly. One birthday I spent time with 2 girls. Worked as a team and spent an hour with each. One watched while the other worked (didn't want to do what I had in mind for a trio). Best thing was one was slightly curvy with full, round chamnpagne type breats and the other was skinny with long legs and with small banana boat breasts.Couldn't have weighed more than 95 lbs wet which means you can really get creative. One with curves you just wanted to take a scenic tour of her body with your hands and enjoy the ride. You wanna have some fun with the web? Go to escorts.com and do a zip code search, fill in what you're looking for and get results for free even pictures of the excorts!! But if you want to contact them then theres a fee. Do it just to see whats out in your neighborhood.

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 7:12 a.m. CST

    I'm doing to make America a better place

    by leo54304

    She's just a college student trying to pay her way to a higher education. And when she enters the workforce with that degree, she'll make America more competitive with our fellow nations. I consider myself just being an american patriot. God bless the USA and god bless our hot 19 years old!!

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 7:19 a.m. CST

    Cheezus, regarding fucking girls younger

    by leo54304

    than your youngest daughter, deep down south they'd be like uhhhh whats the problem with that? Remember reading an Ian Fleming Bond novel (think it was Goldfinger) Pussy Galore told Bond the definition of a virgin in the south is one who can run faster than her brothers.

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 7:32 a.m. CST

    G'mornin PB nation

    by rogueleader66

    TGIF....starting off the day with an onion bagel w/cream cheese, delish. Hope everyone has a great day as well. <P>5'er...good job on the Shakespeare send off, well thought out bro.<P>GWTW has always been #1 when adjusted for inflation, and I am sure if you go by attendance, it would still be #1.

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 7:39 a.m. CST

    From Yahoo...Spidey's possible women

    by rogueleader66

    They seem to be taking a real un-domestic approach<P>http://tinyurl.com/29bravc

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 7:56 a.m. CST

    Hola peebers

    by Six Demon Bag

    Just gonna do a little peebing before lil demon wakes

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 7:58 a.m. CST

    monrnin Sixies

    by rogueleader66

    How it be goin wit you brotha

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 8:05 a.m. CST

    Hey boys

    by MacReady452

    morning. Sixies, HArry is taking a beating over in the Piranhaback over his Inception review.<p>I think he has enlisted his alter ego THE CHOPPAH to handle his business.<p>Wouldn't it be funny if Harry were CHOPPAH. He comes here to chill and annoy the fuck out of us. I do wonder how many handles Harry has though.

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 8:16 a.m. CST

    Mornin Mac

    by rogueleader66

    How are you this fine day my friend

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 8:18 a.m. CST

    Don't be stupid,be a smarty: come join the nazi party

    by leo54304

    It was on the Mel Brooks photo thread and can't get it out of my head.

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 8:30 a.m. CST

    Mein Kampf, Mein Ass

    by leo54304

    You get what everybody gets, a lifetime - Death (Written by Neil Gaiman)

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 8:32 a.m. CST

    Hey General!! Where'ya going?

    by leo54304

    Berlin!! I'm gonna personally shoot and kill that paper hanging sonuvabitch!! - George C Scott as Patton. Lots of nazi posts today, must be channelling Glen Beck and his nazi fetish.

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 8:39 a.m. CST

    hey rogue

    by MacReady452

    just waiting til 1 then I'm running my ass out of here(work not the PB. never the PB). Too bad my house is more stressful than my work place. Sadly it isn't the first time i have said, "I can't wait to get to work so I can relax."

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 8:43 a.m. CST

    Beck makes my stomach turn leo

    by MacReady452

    that morning show radio host can *honk* a *zing**bleep**AH,OOOO,GAH*

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 8:43 a.m. CST

    Yo fellas...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Howzit goin?<BR><BR>Sadly, I've a heavy workload today. Of course, that may not be enough to keep me from me peeber buddies.

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 8:44 a.m. CST

    Mac

    by rogueleader66

    Yea I know where you are coming from dude. Sometimes I am glad to go to work. With Mrs Rogues two kids living with us in a 1 bedroom apartment, it gets a bit much sometimes. They are great kids and it has really nothing to do with them personally, it's just that 4 people living in a 1 br apt. is a bit much sometimes, I feel like I have no space. It is a big apartment, bigger than your average 1 br. Regardless, it's still a bit crowded. Supposedly her son is only staying for a few months, I hope so because this 4 people thing is gonna take it's toll on me, I need some space, and that 1 extra person takes away an incredible amount of it even though you would not think it would.

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 8:47 a.m. CST

    Beck...grrrrrrrrrrr

    by rogueleader66

    OMG I hate that arrogant mother fucker. Lies like no one I have ever seen. Contradicts himself constantly. Presents his opinions as absolute fact, and most of the times, even his so called facts are wrong. Worst part is the fucker makes a shit ton of cash for doing his bullshit.

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 8:47 a.m. CST

    Morning fishus

    by rogueleader66

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 8:59 a.m. CST

    You know they say that fishus is one bad mother

    by leo54304

    SHUT YOUR MOUTH!! I'm talking about Vicious THEN WE CNAN DIG IT!!

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 9:01 a.m. CST

    Remake of Shaft: Like or dislike?

    by leo54304

    I liked everything except the Leguanizo part. That was just wasted screen time. Bale as a preppy killer was good and Jackson was as well. Could have been better but I was satisfied.

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 9:17 a.m. CST

    Shaft

    by rogueleader66

    N