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Mr. Beaks And Kieran Culkin Discuss Wallace Wells, Kenneth Lonergan And MARGARET!
Closing out my series of SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD articles, here's the transcript of the lively twenty minutes I spent with the great Kieran Culkin, who steals huge chunks of the film as Scott's droll roommate, Wallace Wells. For those of you who just can't countenance another in-depth back-and-forth on the themes and technical genius of Wright's comic book movie, this interview is for you. After a few obligatory SCOTT PILGRIM questions, we veer off into a discussion of theater, which leads to a very amusing anecdote about Culkin's run in the West End production of Kenneth Lonergan's THIS IS OUR YOUTH. Culkin's a fascinating guy: after having an acting career forced on him, he took some time off to figure out if performing was really what he wanted to do for a living. I'm glad he stuck with it. Lately, he's been turning up in ensemble movies like LYMELIFE and PAPER MAN, but I've a feeling his deadpan turn as Wallace is going to put him back in the running for leading man roles; there's an engaging off-handedness to his work here that, at times, reminds me of Bill Murray. All interview subjects should be this candid. And fewer should taunt me with the fact that they've seen Kenneth Lonergan's long-delayed MARGARET.
Mr. Beaks: Wallace was one of those characters that, if cast correctly, was going to steal pretty much every scene he's in. So that worked out well...
Kieran Culkin: It was originally, accidentally, sent to me to read for Young Neil. That was apparently never the intention; it was always supposed to be Wallace. But as I was reading, I got to page thirteen, fifteen, sixteen... somewhere in there, and I was like, "I want to play Wallace! I like this guy" It was the first Wallace scene. I didn't even know who Scott was going to be, but my eyes didn't go to Scott; they immediately went to Wallace. And the script being so dense, being all of these books thrown into one, it took me hours to read. It's a visual movie, so it was a visual script. And you're like, "Explodes into coins? What?" But then I went to audition just for Edgar, and then waited about two months, maybe more, and I sort of thought it was gone. But then he wanted to see me again in L.A. to audition with Michael. After that, it was another two or three months. And then it was like, "Hey, we're going to start shooting next month. Are you in?" And I was like, "Oh! I guess so? Let me read it again." As a fan of the comics, I've somehow been able to separate my love of the comics versus doing this movie and my experience of being in the movie - which is nice for me, because I can still appreciate the comics. Wallace was always a favorite of mine in the comics, too. And having to do it in the movie, it was a tremendous amount of pressure to not blow it.
Beaks: But in the comics, you have these characters who can flash from apathy to rage from one panel to the next. That's very hard to do as an actor. I mean, you can definitely do it, but to create a character who's capable of that would seem to be a real challenge psychologically. Did you have to divorce yourself completely from the comics, or were you still able to draw on them?
Culkin: I was able to draw on stuff from the comics, but, to me, it was just real life. I tried to come at it like I would any other role. I didn't want to play it like a comic book character; that's not the way Wallace is in the books. He's just a guy. People have compared the film to a musical; just as people break into song, these guys break into fights - and when the fight's over, you act normal. I understood what the story was, so I just treated it like it was reality. I didn't have to get into a comic book place. But it's great to see some people playing comic characters; I love seeing Evans playing this (Affects his Eastwood delivery) Lucas Lee thing.
Beaks: Yeah, those guys get to do the broad stuff. But deadpanning is fun. You get to be a quiet comedy assassin.
Culkin: I just approached it like any other role, just sort of serious and make him as real as possible. I think that fit the character in this world.
Beaks: How's Edgar as a director?
Culkin: He's amazing, actually. He's an amazing talent. If you've asked anyone this before, they're probably going to say the same thing. He's very specific. He has a vision that is very clear. He had the whole movie mapped out in his head probably before he even cast it. Normally, on other movies, what's really frustrating for me would be walking and hitting my mark and having to do things a specific way. I hate it when I lean, and they'll cut the take to tell me I can't lean because I'm out of frame. It's like, "Well, move your fucking camera! Let's figure this out so we can work together!" I get really frustrated when people get too technical. Whereas with Edgar, it was terribly technical because he wanted to get a specific image, and he could show you. I can't speak for everybody else, but I think everyone was as eager as I was to help please him and help him get his vision. And not just the actors; I think everybody in every department wanted to give him whatever it is they could to make sure he got this vision that we all signed for, that we all really wanted to achieve. In that way, it was really amazing. Obviously, he's extraordinarily talented.
Beaks: You talk about being frustrated with the technical side of filmmaking. You've done a lot of theater over the years. I know you did THIS IS OUR YOUTH, which is one of my favorite plays.
Culkin: Yeah! I'm trying to do that again, actually. I really want to.
Beaks: Where?
Culkin: Hopefully in New York. Hopefully on Broadway. I probably shouldn't have said that. I'm probably jinxing myself. But I would love to do that show again. On SCOTT PILGRIM, during the shoot, I would read it periodically. Then I started passing it off to other people. "Have you read this play? Here. Read this play." I pretty much have every character memorized at this point. I did it once as Warren, but I've read it enough that I have Dennis down. I love Kenny Longergan's plays in general. I read LOBBY HERO a few months ago, and then he called me and got me thinking I should read it again, so I've read it twice in the last week - just to re-read it. He's a brilliant man.
Beaks: He is. Years ago, I read MARGARET.
Culkin: You did? You read MARGARET.
Beaks: I did. I read the first draft that went out.
Culkin: How did you get that?
Beaks: I had a friend of mine hunt it down at an agency. I actually wrote it up for the site because I knew they were struggling to get it made. I was trying to will the project into production - and probably set them back, actually. But it was all out of love.
Culkin: Which draft?
Beaks: It was the 184-page draft. I just talked to Mark Ruffalo last month, and he asked the page count because he knew both drafts pretty well.
Culkin: There was one that was, like, 270-something pages. He didn't put that out, but I have that at home. He gave that to me.
Beaks: Wow.
Culkin: Yeah. My section went from eight pages to thirty-five pages in that one.
Beaks: It's one of the densest, most nuanced screenplays I've ever read. It spoke to so much of my experience living in New York City up to, and a little bit through, 9/11. But it also worked as this brutally honest coming-of-age story. I've never read anything like it.
Culkin: And in this unapologetic way. He doesn't feel like he has to pull any tricks or manipulate the audience in any way. I got to see a cut of it, which was three hours long, and there were scenes where it's just lawyers talking about legal stuff. And [Lonergan] said, "Well, I'm just giving the information because this is what this girl has to go through." People would say things like, "Yeah, but I don't understand it. I'm trying to follow it, but..." And he'd say, "Imagine this is an eighteen year-old-girl trying to figure out what to do with this situation, and having to talk to these lawyers." He's letting you have that experience. He's not trying to give you a movie experience; he's trying to make you feel her experience.
Beaks: Ruffalo called it a young woman's CATCHER IN THE RYE.
Culkin: That's interesting. So you haven't seen it yet?
Beaks: Come on...
Culkin: (Laughs) It's so funny. It's only this special group of people that have been able to see it.
Beaks: I don't belong in that special group. Ruffalo said Lonergan's still got the three-hour cut on a hard drive somewhere. I still think that's the one Fox Searchlight should release.
Culkin: I held it in my hand at one point.
Beaks: Keep it up. Really. I've been obsessed with that movie for so many years.
Culkin: It's great.
Beaks: Getting back to your persistent re-reading of plays, have you ever considered writing one?
Culkin: I don't really have that... (Pause) Well, it's in there. But I'm not so arrogant to think that just because I have ideas I'll be able to put them on paper. I've seen a lot of people try. They have these ideas that aren't fully formed, and the second they start putting them down they start following formulas; they start going for things to impress people. You've got to be bold. That's another reason I love Kenny's writing: he's so talented - and I think he knows he's talented - that he's going to write whatever the hell he wants. He's on a different level.
Beaks: You always seem incredibly committed to the roles you take on. Do you ever have trouble separating?
Culkin: I've never had a tough time separating, but I definitely, to some degree, come from myself. Most people do whether they know it or not. Actually, I can't say that about other actors. Everyone has different processes, and some people blow me away with something that would never work for me - like that working from the outside in thing. It's always some version or piece of yourself that you're able to find. Even in reading THIS IS YOUR YOUTH. I played Warren. I don't really know how well I did that, but I remember thinking at the time "This is how I have to play him. This is the Warren that is inside me that I want to play." And I did it. And then I had the director tell me right before we went on stage for our first preview that I misinterpreted the character - which was interesting. (Beaks laughs) That was fun. What a dick. That guy sucked. (Laughs) He was probably right, though, because I've talked to Kenny about it since, and when I hear him talking about Warren, I start going, "Oh, I went from an entirely different place." And when I read it now, I go, "That's not really me." And then when I read it in my head as Dennis now, I think, "I'm not Dennis at all in real life, but I can find that in me." I've been reading it out loud with friends, and I go, "I can totally understand this guy from a place in me even though that's not who I am."
Beaks: It's nice to get that far down the road with a character and then learn you've completely misinterpreted him. I'd be like, "Fair enough, but it would've been nice to know that earlier, asshole!"
Culkin: This is exactly what happened. It's our last rehearsal before our first preview, and I'm sitting up on this sink. We were the third cast coming in, so I could sense that he was trying to get us to do the same blocking the previous cast did because he liked it that way - instead of letting us come to our own blocking or do our own thing. And it would piss me off. And I had this idea of sitting up on this sink and talking to [Dennis] for a little while for this section. And [the director] hadn't said anything for a while. So we're doing our final rehearsal, I get up on the sink, and I hear from the audience, "Get off the fucking sink, Kieran!" And I just slowly turned and went, "What did you say?" And he said, "Get off the fucking sink! I've been telling you for weeks and weeks to get off the fucking sink! Stop leaning against the wall, stop leaning on things, stop sitting down! That is not Warren! Warren is front foot! Front foot! Not back foot! Front foot!" (Laughs) I just let him go for a little bit, and then I leaned down and said, "So are you telling me I entirely misinterpreted the character?" And he said, "Yes! That is exactly what I am telling you!" And I'm like, "We're going on stage in an hour! Really? Now?" And he goes, "Let's talk in the dressing room!" You know what he was trying to do? He's such a fuckwad. He was trying to... (Off my laughter) I don't mind talking shit about this guy. He had no talent. He would show up at rehearsal, eat his soup, stare at the ceiling, and close his eyes as if he was listening but he was actually aking a fucking nap. That guy sucked.
Beaks: Did he direct the original production? Wait, who were your costars again?
Culkin: Alison Lohman and Colin Hanks. And this guy directed the first cast. I don't know if he worked with the second cast, but he worked with us. And from what I could tell, the reason he came back was because everyone had a wonderful experience with him the first time. I just think he didn't give a flying fuck. I think he came in and collected a paycheck.
Beaks: So did you get up on the sink?
Culkin: (Laughs) I tried to listen to him. I think I tried... I can't remember. I either made a decision that I was going to ignore him for performance one and do whatever he asked after. Because we'd already rehearsed the play. We'd done it. And now he wanted me to change everything without rehearsing it and do it in front of an audience - and I think I might've actually done that. Eventually, I never sat on the sink, and, eventually, I did stop leaning against the wall - except for times I felt it was appropriate. I wasn't going to compromise that just because he was an assclown. But here's the reason he had this explosion. It was so he could come into the dressing room and have a heart-to-heart where we would start yelling at each other - and this is all in his mind how it was going to go before he came in there. We were going to have a yelling session, a heart-to-heart, then calm down, realize we like each other, and hug. He was trying to manipulate the situation. Except I walked in there pissed. He starts yelling at me, and I start yelling at him. Then he starts to calm down, but I'm still pissed; I have no closure on this whatsoever. But he's like, "You're such a talent." And I'm like, "Fuck. You can't tell me things like that and then tell me I'm a talent." So he tries to hug me, and I'm like, "No. No hugs." And as I walk out of the room, he goes, "You're going to do great," as if we had this moment. And I'm like, "I see what you're doing here. You're trying to break me. Way to go, man! Way to use the formula to break your actor! You're so intense!"
Beaks: All those wonderful games directors play.
Culkin: It's so funny when you can see him trying to work me. If you're going to work me, be good at it! Don't let me see what you're doing.
Beaks: Are you being more selective with your film work nowadays?
Culkin: I've been selective with my film work since I was eighteen probably. I did [IGBY GOES DOWN], and then I sort of got tunnel vision about the next job. That's when I read THIS IS OUR YOUTH, which was the next thing I did. After that, I took time off to figure out if [acting] is what I wanted to do at all, because I never made that decision for myself. I was a six-year-old on set and it was like, "Say your line, and I'll give you some candy." Since then, I've decided to come back into it and be very selective. I want to do things that I'm proud of, and that would be fun to do. Doing plays is great, but to a certain extent it's spoiled me to that blocking thing that I was talking about. I can be free. And even if the director is telling me to do one thing, once he leaves it's up to the actors to keep it going. So then when you jump on a set like this, and you get one day or three hours to get this scene, and we have to nail it and do it exactly on these marks the way the storyboard was put out, it's radically different. I'm trying to get to a place of not being too spoiled and being a little bitch about it. It can be tough sometimes. But if you can have faith in somebody like Edgar... and I'm not just kissing ass. As talented as he is, if you can have faith in that, it feels great. Just let him do whatever it is he needs to do, and we'll try to please you, sir.
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD is in theaters now. Go. Faithfully submitted, Mr. Beaks
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Igby Goes Down is a movie everyone should see, and that is a classic Wallace trollface.
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340 whiny loser posts in one talkback alone, constant diaper wetting, and now jumping into every talkback and bitching about it, over and over.<p> you think the coverage sucks? your annoying complaints are even more so. that's what happens when a movie gets made that is like a geek orgasm and contrary assholes STILL have to try to be cooler than thou. turns me off.
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Culkin seems incredibly down-to-earth. I love interviews that read like genuine conversations, and this is that. Good job.
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SCOTTPILGRIMFAN IS THE KING OF AICN! HE IS YOUR MASTER!
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Everyone is going to want to be a hipster when they see this movie. We are the future.
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I wasn't going to, but now I am. Torrenting it to prevent others from paying for it. Grats AICN, you've made me hate a movie I haven't even seen yet.
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AICN didn't make you a raging asshole though...I'm guessing that was genetics and possibly getting beat by one or both parents. am I right?<p> if you think you're somehow making the world a better place because you're pirating a movie like Scott Pilgrim, you are truly beyond stupid. this is a movie about geeky stuff, with like 20 main actors, and AICN posted interviews with them and the director, and then each contributor posted a review. you're gonna tell me that because they all liked the film, you're justified in hating it? what a fucking sad way to go through life. I feel bad for contrary assholes like you. go pirate your shit, you moron. I hope your computer crashes.
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What a goddamn mess this movie was. It’s Spider-man 3 all over again when there was the potential to make another Spider-man 2.You know, just because a movie is based on a comic book, that revolves around 8-bit videogame references, it doesn’t mean that it has to move at such a pace that people with ADD would start saying “WOAH, slow down there buddy!”. I’ve been looking forward to Scott Pilgrim since I first heard that this was Edgar Wright’s next project and discovered that the graphic novels were excellent, with the exception of Volume 6, which sucked as I have explained why in my review that was posted here.<br> <br>Wright SHOULD have been the perfect man for this job as Spaced, series one, is an absolute masterpiece and I had hoped that Scott Pilgrim could have been the Canadian equivalent. How wrong I was to have hoped. I’ve been saying all along that SP should have came across as a mix of Clerks 2 and Kung Fu Hustle. SPVSTW fails to come even close to either of those moves. The thing that they had, that SPVSTW doesn’t, was a level of pathos and emotional development that came off as genuine and sincere in between all the donkey show and sfight scene’s. <br> <br>There is nothing genuine or sincere about any of the so-called- character development in this movie. I’ve said this before but the thing that made the comic’s great wasn’t the fight scene’s, it was the recognizable moments of human emotion that were on display between all the craziness. You could see Scott Pilgrim grow and develop over the novels. In this movie, SP has to tell us that he’s grown and changed because we sure as fuck wouldn’t be able to tell without him explaining it to us. <br> <br>Amazing fight scene’s and visuals mean fuck all if I don’t care about the characters and I couldn’t give a shit about anyone in this movie. What we are watching aren’t characters but caricatures. Wright was in such a rush to get from one fight scene to the next that the movie didn’t have time to breath and let these people become real. This is a really piss poor adaptation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the comic’s deal with subspace (why did they even bother mentioning it when it played no part), robots, kung-fu battles and vegan superpowers but that doesn’t mean that some quality drama couldn’t have put into it as Christopher Nolan showed us that you CAN make great drama out of a man dressed as a bat fighting a psychotic clown. <br> <br>SPVSTW fails because Wright has made it into a rapid fire miss-mash of pop culture/video game references in place of any real dramatic content. But then maybe the problem is with the original content itself as O’Malley himself failed to give any proper closure to these characters. At the end, of both the books and the movie, you have no sense that Pilgrim has moved forward apart from gaining a new sword and defeating the ex’s. Oh, both try to leave a question mark about Scott and Ramona’s future, but they still deliver the prerequisite “happy ending” which comes off as a cop out. <br> <br>If I may make a comparison between the Scott Pilgrim movie/books and the Spider-man movies; Scott Pilgrim 1 & 2 feel like Spider-man 1, really good but not truly great. They hit the right notes more then they miss and, although very enjoyable, you get the feeling that it could be soo much more. <br> <br>And then comes Spider-man 2/Scott Pilgrim Vol 3, 4 and 5. Superior in every way. Characters and story are better defined because the creators learned from their mistakes and crafted a much more mature and thoughtful piece of work while still being massively entertaining. Emphasis is placed on fulfilling the traditional structure of “good triumphs over evil” while also adding more emotional depth and moments of quiet introspection that make the characters feel more “real” which grounds them despite all the craziness going on elsewhere in the story. You also get a sense that everyone in the story learns from their own mistakes and grow as people rather than caricatures. <br> <br>Scott Pilgrim’s Finest Hour is the Spider-man 3 of the series. There is little or no character development beyond the superficialities of fighting the bad guy while trying to save a failing relationship. Scott/Ramona=Peter Parker/Mary Jane Watson don’t feel like they have grown or developed by the end of the story nor have they moved onto another level beyond managing just to stay together. In both cases, I felt that their stories had came to the point where they would have been better off without each other and should have moved on. <br> <br>Scott/Peter becomes (is) a self centered twat who is certain that he must be with the woman they claim to love which, in both cases, was based heavily on infatuation/lust, not on whether they had anything in common beyond physical attraction. Meanwhile, Ramona/M.J. both come off as aloof and, despite showing some affection and claiming to love Scott/Peter, they both seem perfectly willing to drop they’re boyfriends depending on which way the wind is blowing because neither feel like they had any real love for their men beyond what they were getting out of them, be it fighting evil exes or supervillians. Both Scott/Peter seem to be breaking their backs to prove their love for these women while both of the ladies seem to hitch their wagons to them simply due to convenience and nothing more, while being ready to bug out at a moments notice if things don’t suit them which isn’t surprising as they both seem self absorbed, never mind that neither seem to have a problem hooking up with other men. <br> <br>Meanwhile, the villains come off as one note and their defeat feels less like a triumph over adversity then a necessary end to the story. The secondary characters have no development at all. Essentially, both Scott Pilgrim’s Finest Hour/Spider-man 3 feel like nothing more then action scene’s punctuated by substandard plot devices and generic character moments designed to give the illusion that we are seeing these people progress as human beings when, by the end of the story, there has been no real change from where they were at the beginning of the comic/movie. <br> <br>In both cases, the easy way out has been taken by providing generic “happy ending’s” because the comic/movie’s creator(s) didn’t have the nerve to buck tradition and provide a resolution that, although may come off as downbeat, would have felt more “real” and “true”, thus giving their stories greater depth and meaning while elevating them beyond being a simple comic book/movie which is exactly what had been achieved in Scott Pilgrim Vol’s 3/4/5 and Spider-man 2.
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I get that you're gonna spam every Scott Pilgrim talkback, but the Planet of the Apes one? come on. give it a rest.
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Scott Pilgrim was that bad.
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Really? That was the best parting shot you could muster? YOU SURE TOLD ME! Yeah, I'm being contrary. Contrary to all the obviously BOUGHT reviews of this bullshit movie, when nearly everyone I know who has actually SEEN this movie tell me it's nothing special. I just saw it btw, and it's mediocre at best. I would have been pissed if I paid to see it. Glad I didn't. HOPE UR MONITOR GOES BLACK AND THEN, LIKE, NEVER TURNS ON AGAIN!
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you ought to listen to yourself. your logic is this: the reviewers for this site liked this movie, therefore they must be lying and as retribution, I'm going to steal the movie.<p>seriously, you're an idiot.
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would you feel guilty about having stolen it? no, because you're an idiot.
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My logic was people I know IRL (You know, like, real people?) who saw the movie said it was average at best. And if I had liked it, I would have gone and seen it in the theater. I torrent movies to test drive them, and if I like them I'll go see them in the theater. I guarantee I've paid to go to the theater more times this year than you have. And probably spent a lot more than you have too, thanks to NYC IMAX prices. But keep assuming you know stuff. It's actually pretty amusing for me.
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you said that you were going to steal it AND share it as a torrent SPECIFICALLY because this site had positive reviews. that's what you said.
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"when nearly everyone I know who has actually SEEN this movie tell me it's nothing special." (And this was BEFORE you tried to define my logic) was written in Aramaic, I forgot. Your Aramaic illiteracy has been duly noted, as in, it has been noted, DULY.
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what you originally wrote was:<p> "I am pirating this movie.<br> I wasn't going to, but now I am. Torrenting it to prevent others from paying for it. Grats AICN, you've made me hate a movie I haven't even seen yet."<p> everything else since then has been you backpeddling to sound like less of an idiot.
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I did pirate it. I hated the movie before I saw it. I hated it even more AFTER I saw it. The idiocy is in the eye of the beholder. Idiots like me don't pay for shitty movies. Idiots like you, unfortunately, do. Thus, more shitty movies get made. It's a CIIIIIIIIIRCLE... a CIRCLE OF DUMB!
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No one cares about this conversation. Me included. Maybe we'll cross paths in some other talkback where I mock you some more. I'm out of this one. Peace.
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MARGARET!.....MARGARET!...<br> (yes?)<br> HAVE WE GOT SOMETHING A BIT MORE PIRATEY?<br> (try the bottom shelf)
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Was my favorite thing about SP, and I love everything about the movie. Honestly, dude is an incredible actor and just really, really cool. Also, I ran into him at Comic-Con and he's just as awesome as he seems onscreen.
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full of shit- there is no pirated version, scene release or otherwise, and no one "test drives" a torrent to see in theaters afterwards. thats backwards, funny u called yourself an idiot
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Anybody home? Hello? Hmmm. Dusty and uninhabited. Looks good.
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C'mon in and put them doggies up.
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The Hidden...GFM
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chicks with uzis GF'nM!
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...things.
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Simupo brotha!!!
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Interesting, I am intrigued.
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off by 2 seconds rogue.
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...[gives zombies the finger].
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*click* <p> Let's DO IT AGAIN!
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...way to christen a new thread!
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My fav Metallica song
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does yer bro know of BAMF!n?
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That's three, I do believe. <p> It CAN be done!
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Take a look at what I posted at the shelter last night.
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EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS <p> All but forgotten GF'nM.
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It's a slice of fried gold!
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by the way..now that im having another lil demon..im gonna hafta dig up my copies of the rockabye baby cd's--awesome artists as lullaby songs..<P>they have metallica, NIN, queen, pixies, AC/DC, radiohead, marley, bjork, pumpkins, GNR..all soothing and mellow..ROCK OUT as you rock your kids to sleep.
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But Creeping Death is high on that list.
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YOU did that???<P>thats very well done. the gaga in front actually looks like shes there with data..
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not bad!
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Nice mash up. Even though I loathe gaga, still good stuff.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 12:49 p.m. CST
Ride the Lightning may be my favorite Metallica album.
by ColonelFatheart
Then again, it may be Master of Puppets.
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No shit from me bro, 8 legged freaks rocks dude, as a matter of fact, I think Mrs rogue has been wanting to watch that, may have to do that tonight.
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emergency tracheotomy GF'nM. <p> THE MEXICAN--Damn! Brad Pitt's a funny mofo GF'nM.
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...into craptastic territory. <P> Similar to GF'nM, but a little different, I think.
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We're good. <P> If you haven't seen the 2 Fails Cancel Each Other Out video: <P> http://tinyurl.com/28ymhog
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talking to yourself because you ain't F5'ed in 20 mins.
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RTL is my fav as well. Although I think I am one of the few Metallica fans who likes just about everything they do. <P>Did not love Load and re-Load, but there are songs from each that I do love a lot. Come on how can you not love Fuel? Yea, I even liked St. Anger, despite the shitty production, I think it has some kick ass songs on there. I also have a crystal clear copy of Death Magnetic, it was ripped from Guitar Hero I believe. The retail version of that album is also a nightmare, maybe even worse than Anger was. I don't know what it is with these producers that feel they have to destroy your speakers with an over abundance of bass.
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Gimme back my BRAIN!! <p> Question to seal the 'sharing a brain deal': Is Mrs Rogue a pixie-ish lass?
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Another good one Fuzz man, that's been on a lot too lately. Jon Voight really hams it up great in that.
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Who you callin' craptastic? Okay, maybe Anaconda and Eight Legged... It's tough when there's a monster/creature to draw the line, as far as I am concerned. It gets blurry.
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and GFn'M.
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hurdles straight to GF'nM for me.
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Then that is affirmative...otherwise you will have to clarify what you mean by pixieish LOL.
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...are two recent craptastic favorites of mine.
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Wow. Such potential for rocking good songs, but you're right, the production was all messed up. Too much Hetfield, too much bass. With the right guidance that album could have been a brutal return to form for the boys, but fuck ... when one of the songs comes up on my iPod, I try to give it another go, but I find myself flush with embarrassment for them after about a minute. And those are LONG songs, too.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST
I love the edited version that features in the bonus stuff on...
by anonymoose
...The Hot Fuzz DVDs/Blu-ray. <P> "PEAS AND RICE!" <P> That'll stick with me forever.
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Paul Newman and Steve McQueen in the same movie...that's cinematic bliss my friends.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 12:59 p.m. CST
Plus, Hetfield's voice, in addition to being too loud
by ColonelFatheart
in relation to the rest of the music, also sounds separate from it. Terrible, terrible production.
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a wee lass. Small of frame, oval of face, delicate of features. <p> I seem to have a history with that type. But playfully micheivious is also a great big ol' bonus.
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Blood-thirsty GF'nMs.
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Regarding St. Anger....yes, song length is an issue can't disagree and the production really does hammer down the songs quality. But damn I absolutely love Frantic & Dirty Window, never turn those off.
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the G'est of GF'nMs.
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Police work is not about proper action... or silt!
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whilst jumping frew the ayre?
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Hot Funk: <P> http://tinyurl.com/d73kdf
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Aug. 18, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST
...I mostly listen to that orchestrated Metallica album...
by FlickaPoo
...that's right, I said it. Jealous?<P> What?...what? I didn't think so!
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Aug. 18, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST
Not sure if I would say Pixie-ish in that regard Fuzz man
by rogueleader66
I am not good at descriptions, never have been, She has a pretty face and a nice figure, I definitely traded up :)If you were on Facebook I'd say friend me and you could see for yourself. Then again, you would see me as well, and I would not want to frighten anyone. He he.
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with clint and chuck sheen<P>GREAT FUCKIN MOVIE!!!
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GFM's
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S & M is fucking awesome. How can you not love that? They pulled that off in a major way.
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the rockabye baby one or apocalyptica?
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someone random just drops by and pilfers our fridge
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Anything with Shaq in it is a BFM....well Blue Chips was not terrible because he was not the star.
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funkin' silly barstools! <p> Yep. I said it.
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Craptastic-adj. fantastic crap. shit, but shit that rocks your world. syn. 'good shit,' 'specrapular' (mostly for broadway plays), 'sheizeriffic' (mostly porn, as in 'you got a lot of gaping going on here, bro, I applaud your taste in chicks. Your database is pretty sheizeriffic')
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...than regular Metallica. Great running music.
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Appreciate the compliment!
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pun soooo not intended.
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...talking about.
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my liberry is a wondeful thing.
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where two brothers share ONE ass...
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A fuzzy busybody!
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How dare YOU sir? GF'nMs.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 1:16 p.m. CST
Okay, you all need (REALLY FUCKING NEED) to check this guy out.
by anonymoose
http://tinyurl.com/5qadp7
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Billy Friedkin, Nolte, Ed O'Neill, JT Walsh, Stands with a Fist, Bob Fuckin' Cousy, basketball, my most beloved sport, a climactic game that was played as an actual game ... and it still kinda stunk. That so totally could have been a GF'nM.
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Stupid work computer!
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MISERY GF'nM
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...even the "good" ones you're nostalgic about, and it's bound to be on that list of video reviews.
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The site is: http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/ <P> The guy is: The Nostalgia Critic <P> Google Nostalgia Critic later.
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I have you in the statistics page on the Shelter as having 2 Simupos. I can't find the third one.
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homoriffic.<P>I saw Rent in NYC (college GF made me do it, tho I confess I enjoyed it, but I can't hear 'Moments of Life' without thinking of handjobs...) and it was DEFINITELY homoriffic. When the one little dude walks out in naughty santa helper drag I thought 'nice legs!' Then I realized it was a dude, but hey, gambs is gambs.
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...switching homes. <p> I feel dirty and cheap, but in a tingly good way.
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...it's where they meet that things get particular.
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http://tinyurl.com/6g7yxn
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...so it's a quick duck-in, but I gotta' say Fuzzy, Anaconda and Six Legged Freaks is what I call a damn good evening. <p> Oh, baby bird.
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I may have been inflating my own simupost stats. I get so excited. <p> And yes Hi5, I am a dirty birdie. Keep that sledgehammer away from me.
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...saw LEND ME A TENOR recently...<P>Terrible, and I love Tony Shalhoub.
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Both ANACONDA & EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS have the Kari Wuhrer connection! <p> Remote Control FTW!
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that was what you were referencing with your 'Oh baby bird' quote. <p> Yes! I CAN be taught!
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keepers of the fire, brothers of talkinbacks; gotta actually get some 'real shit' done. Jobs don't hunt themselves, and the house needs some cleaning. <p> Back later.
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...be back.
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Keep it real bro....real weird
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Excellent show
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I worked with this tool box who was waaaaay into the play. We were installing a home theater and the home owner had the soundtrack. Numb nuts puts it on to demo the system while we finish the rest of the job. He says, "I love this production. I have seen it so many times. I saw it in London. I saw it in France...."<p>then I said....
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hahahahahahahahahahaha. <p>Oh man.<p>I'm good.
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come to pass again. You made the right decision, Mac.
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That made me laugh out loud Mac, and I work in a library, not exactly the place for loud laughter, but that was too damn funny. no one seemed to care though. no odd glances thrown my way.
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it was meant to be.
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Think I love you. Got the Night of the Comet connection on one side with the non-Catherine Mary Stewart blonde, Reanimator and From Beyond on the other with the edible Barbara Crampton and the most serviceable Dick Miller tazed in his own mop water. <p> And hey, I turned spiders into insects just above. Or maybe recast the movie with ants.
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WAS HOT back in the day..she had that precocious look about her...very girl next dooor..<P>love her in last starfighter and weekend at bernies!<P>BERNIE!!! where are you you son of bitch?
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Thought I was the only one who liked that movie.....I have truly met my brothers in the PB.
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I'm going to chuckle all the way to the farmer's market on that note. Keep it craptacular gents.
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NIGHT OF THE COMET....end of world thingy? <P> YEAR OF THE COMET: the wine movie with "Wings" star Tim Daly?
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for canonization.
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As the talking lizard, how is that not awesome?
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that can go places....<P>but we..uh never went anywhere..<P>lance guest, geek the mighty.
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GFnM featuring Saint Miller.<p>"You're going to clean it up, because YOU'RE a garbage man." <p>Dern was great in that flick.
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Love it. Perfect 80s sci-fi, with an awesome geek lead actor. Throw in a rousing score, and you have an awesome movie. <P> I saw it at walmart on blu-ray. Tempting to get, even though I don't have blu-ray player...yet. <P> Also, I saw STARFIGHTER in the theater when it came out, so that's also another great memory about it. Remember when the film had scratches, noise pops, switching reels? I saw INCEPTION with digital projection and was amazed how all of that disappearted. An end to an era.
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Have not seen it for quite some time, gotta get that.
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my problems should be showing up any time now. See ya's
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satan is good! satan is our pal!
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Remember, keep your cool bro.
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Not me...satan is my co-pilot
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gfm....not much for musicals but that just does it for me. Saw it in a rerelease a few years back and was almost singing and dancing in the damn theater. That's right. Don't judge me. LOL
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...but many people disagree.<P> Oh! And it's a movie I like with Julia Roberts, bringing us back to a discussion from the other day.<P> The wheelchair getaway scene alone is great and fuckin'.
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...nose off.
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Tryin' to catch up...
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I liked that too, Stewart was a good baddie.
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gf and I are going out to dinner for a "talk" later. I got home and none of her shit is gone she isn't going anywhere. that is good but still gotta sort things out.
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it can wear out its welcome but every now and again...I'll catch it if its on. <p>Jersey Boys GFnM usical
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Glad to hear that bro, it's a good sign. Just go to a nice quiet place for dinner, and ease into the conversation. Whatever you do bro, keep your cool. No matter how frustrated or angry she may get, if you keep your cool, it will calm her down. Trust me, I do it all the time. Anger just breeds more anger, while calm in the face of anger breeds calm.
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of living situations going on. One is you and your gf, which is the "couple" relationship. Then you have your brother, which is the "single man" situation. You've got two different living situations colliding. That's my take on it.
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Mrs. Rogue is arguing with her ex over support money he aint supposed to be getting, let alone keep. Dude gets almost half her check, meanwhile both kids are here and the asshole don't send the money back, claiming he is broke (dude works in a mine, makes about a grand a week), then brags to his kids about playing golf and going out for sushi as we eat dinner from the dollar store....we got $40 bucks until a week from Friday...gonna have to pilfer the rent, which were already behind on...oh yeaaahhhhhh....I laugh in the face of adversity....right before I cry HAHAHAHAHA.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST
I'm having a tough time coming up with advice for Mac...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
I'm the messy guy in most relationships (although my Daughter apparently has the same gene and accounts for more than her fair share of mess in this house..)<p>I would say, be careful removing her antagonizing stone (your brother)...some people just need something or someone to bitch about...and they will ALWAYS find something or someone...If it's not your brother, it could very well be YOU next... <p>Hope it works out the way you want...
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Good assesment dude. That's true, the trick is getting both situations to peacefully co-exist. Not an easy task to be sure, but one that is possible. Both sides need to do some compromising.
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the others position. They both feel put upon, which is bullshit. These "problems" are nonsense.
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...the more I think about it, the more I like the positive angle...<P> The "it's very cool that we've managed to navigate this arrangement this long, and the fact that we have is a direct result of X, Y, and Z (positive qualities of GF and brother). Congratulations all around. Now, all we need is more X, Y, and Z, and less B and S." angle.
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My jedi training serves me well in times of darkness and adversity.<P>And yes, her ex is a big time asshole. He doesn't want to be a parent, his kids are just in his way. Actually has the nerver to say to his kids, "I need my freedom" WTF is that shit? Out of sight out of mind I suppose. his kids aint there so he can just cut loose and have a ball while they go without basic nessesities. I would starve before I would let my children go without things. Dude needs a serious beatdown.
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If its not one thing its another. I know this. No one ever says, "This is all my fault."
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...Jesus wept!
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That's why when talking to them, calm must be maintained to get your point across. They will be resistant to understand the other person's side, you just got to say it in a way that they will underastand. Hell use the "put yourself in his/her shoes" line, it's corny, but it works. Problem is they both need to stop being so stubborn that all they see is how they feel.
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the stupid thing is they are very much alike and get along fine in jovial situations(I said jovial). If they didn't live under the same roof they would probably get along famously.
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Evil in different ways, but regardless, a burden on our lives. The only thing about him is that we never have to see him as he lives in Wyoming, so at least we never have to deal with him face to face. Which is a good thing because if we did I'd have already beaten the shit outta him.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST
huh, NPR just asked listeners for 'worst movie boyfriends'
by Hi5Effect
I don't care if it's good Scott Pilgrim related topics do not belong on 'All Things Considered... <P>...We're Fucked'©<P>That said, makes me wonder Edward Scissorhands GFn'M, also a shitty boyfriend acts out.
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The work day has come to a close, and I must be off to the dollar store then home. Talk at you fellers later. Peace my brothers.
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When we would move, (which was often back then due to my Wal-Mart career when we lived in 6 different towns in 5 years) we would always pick a house that was in need of repairs or painting...for the first few months while she busied herself with the work, she was a joy to live with...upbeat and happy...<p>The minute she would finish her projects the mood would change and since I was the only adult in the house, I suddenly could do nothing right and was an asshole (which I can be at times)...It was all about keeping her distracted so she didn't fill her time pointing out my flaws...
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...and watch out for bad guys.
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...and I mean Julia Roberts, not the guy with anger problems.
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How many dicks do you think she'd sucked before consenting to marrying God Himself? I assure you it was more than 37, and many of them were in a row.
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have faith, buddy...< P > will provide...<p>I have been surfing the crest of total financial destruction for almost 4 years...<p>A DWI is not something you want to happen to you or your bank account...especially in Texas.
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...financial destruction water-sports.
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From Kramer vs Kramer...<p>Take your pick...
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he'd be pralines and  ‍‍‍‍<br>DICK  ‍‍‍&zwj</br>
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he'd be a Chevy DICK!!!
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he'd be DICK Tracy....
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...he'd be Chocolate Chip Cunty Dough.
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He'd be a hardwood, evergreen DICK tree...
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... he'd be DICK Cheney.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 3:20 p.m. CST
If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a bit-part character actor....
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
He'd be Dick Dillon...<p>...wait..what? Maybe not...That guy's not worthy to lick Dick Dillon's IMDB page...
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...he'd be DickaPoo.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST
If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a child's first grade reader...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
he would be "DICK and Jane"...
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people would call him DICK...(for apparently no reason, since the names are so dissimilar. Like William and Bill...)
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...he'd be a student of realpolidick.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST
If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a 60's and 70's politician...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
He'd be Tricky DICK Nixon...
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...he'd be a fish-dick.
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If Mrs. Rogue's ex were a runny glob of diseased shit, he'd be DICK Cheney.
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...$10 says he got it from a deer dick
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...he'd be the dick of the litter.
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...he'd be Dic-Toc but twice as annoying.
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he'd be a dicken.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 3:31 p.m. CST
Hi5, I heard Mrs. Rogue's ex PAID $10 to get deer dicked...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
It's really popular in Wyoming...<p>Not much else to do, really...but, when you get caught payin' for it...WOW..I mean just wow..
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he'd be a dick.
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...he'd be the dickbay.
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he'd be a penis colada.
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he'd be DickDonald's.
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it's statutory rape of a miner.
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he'd be Jack Dickolson.
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personal check. Jerry Springer learned ya that one. I wonder if the deer nuts were extra?
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Aug. 18, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST
If Mrs. Rogue's ex were a brand of slacker pants...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
he'd be Dickies...
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...is up and throbbing!
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he'd be a COCK turtleneck
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he'd be a cock-or-two.
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...he'd be Dick Jagger.
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he'd be a UNIT commander.
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he'd be Charles... too easy.
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he'd be Anthony WEINER.
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he'd be making dickotomous keys.
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He'd be sweet and sour DICK...
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he'd be THE_COCKAH.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST
Flick, don't run...take the car, it'll be quicker...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
unless Scary took the keys again...
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you know he got re-elected after that shit? Bravo Mr. Springer.
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he'd be a pecker-knees
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...he'd blow his whistle for penilety kicks.
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He'd be a COCKER Spaniel<P>That Gary Coleman liver shit had mean in tears.
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he'd be a prickly pear.
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...it would be for committing crimes with phallus aforethought.<P> Bit of a stretch?
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he'd be The Prick is Right
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he'd be the world's biggest pussy that was a DICK...
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he'd be the chin-ball wizard.
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He hoped he got pricked first
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I humbly await thy decision, comrades... by Le Vicious Fishus Aug 18th, 2010 03:22:51 PM Been around as LVF (aka DrLocrian) since '97. Best Regards, LVF
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...he'd be The Schlong Show.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST
If Mrs Rogue's ex's parents had a good sense of humor,
by ColonelFatheart
his name would be DICK JOHNSON.
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wow. chin-ball wizard. HAAAAAAAAAA!
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...for a while.
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You're gonna have to come around and hang a bit more and post in good faith, as Flick says.
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just to get his reaction to the 'silent peeber'.
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he'd be a short-tailed sperm, but he'd still be a dick.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST
He'll find us if he seeks us. We're burning up the charts,
by ColonelFatheart
much like Mrs. Rogue's ex, Falco, who recorded COCK ME AMADEUS.
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I think of him as Admiral Ackbar in that he is famouse for yelling..."It's a TRAP!!!" <p>Claims to have been around a long time...so have the founders...they may just want to get their hands on our lucky charms...<p>But, on the other hand, he did write a great CHOPPAH song...
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about fishy..<P>but what about ned?
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from what I've seen. Vic it's not a club! It's a community, come commune. Coooommmmuuuunne. OHM.<P>If Mrs. Rogue's ex was a chicken-flavored lolipop he'd be a cocksucker.<P>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_lollipop<P>Damn, there is such a thing! Who knew...
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not like nedders...
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Fishus will have to prove his worth.
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its happening..<P>do youknow any good BLU review sites? for discs?
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I'm still chuckling about that.
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Fuzz, you get the trophy. <p>And by trophy, I mean a rubber copy of the Pedalback Chicken. <p>... Hold on ... oh, that's no rubber copy ... uh, that's the original Pedalback Chicken. It's just been fucked into rubber.
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it's what I've always....wanted? <p> Bu-gaaaaak!
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wasn't that how Mr. Firestorm and Mr. Goodyear got their start?
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Loves to see that dick! <p> Chin-ball wizard <p> He'll blow 'til he gets si-i-ick.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 4:02 p.m. CST
...you just have to build up a little trust and comfort...
by FlickaPoo
...level.<P> Oh, and fuck one live fighting gamecock to full orgasm.
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I don't know.
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Chin-ball Wizard, there has to be a twist...<p>Chin-ball Wizard got such a supple wrist...<p>He's scoring more...He's scoring MORE...He's SCORING mooooorrrreeee!!!!
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...I believe that's referred to as "a flapper", or "scratching one out".
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Ever since I was a young boy<P> I've played with silver balls<P> From Soho down to Brighton<P> I must have touched them all<P> But I ain't seen nothing like his<P> In any amusement hall<P> That deaf, dumb and blind kid<P> Sure plays a mean chinball<P> <P> He stands like a statue<P> Becomes part of the latrine<P> Feeling all the bumpers<P> Always sucking clean<P> He licks by intuition<P> The master of the stall<P> That deaf, dumb and blind kid<P> Sure plays a mean chinball<P> <P> He's a chinball wizard<P> There's got to be a twist<P> A chinball wizard<P> He's got such a supple wrist<P> <P> Why do you think he does it?<P> (I don't know)<P> God it feels so good?<P> <P> He ain't got no distractions<P> And doesn't mind the smell<P> Blowing is his passion<P> And he really does it well<P> Never needs no foreplay<P> Goes straight for cock and all<P> That deaf, dumb and blind kid<P> Sure plays a mean chinball<P> <P> I thought I was<P> The Ball gargling king<P> But I just handed<P> My chinball crown to him<P> <P> Even in my usual bathroom<P> He can beat my best<P> His fares lead him in<P> And he just does the rest<P> He's got crazy flipper fingers<P> The longest you ever saw<P> That deaf, dumb and blind kid<P> Sure plays a mean chinball
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Chicken Shit Bingo...
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and everyone beat me to it, more succinctly and gracefully, I might add.
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...OK, store beckons.
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Hi5Effect lyrics for Fuzzy's song is the clincher. <P> G'night folks!
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Lifetime Achievement Award for that one...
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Aug. 18, 2010, 4:12 p.m. CST
I wonder what he does with those crazy flipper fingers?
by ColonelFatheart
Spelunking?
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and with that Herculean effort of homoerotica I gotta go do a little chin-balling of my own. Off to the bar, to kiss ass and make tips.
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flipper fingers. STINKY flipper fingers.)
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I bow down to your EXCELLENT effort mi amigo. I handed the baton, and you ran your ass off with it. You've got me crying like a little girl. <p> Mom just poked her head in....how can you ever explain? "Trust me, it was just something THAT FUNNY."
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You asked for the funny today. Well, THERE IT IS.
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...a poorly animated musical from Italy that has, I swear to < P >, a rapping dog in the first five minutes. <P> http://tinyurl.com/d27lwb
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Aug. 18, 2010, 4:25 p.m. CST
And, I do thank ALL of you for the FUNNY, Fuzzyman....
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
this is why I love Pedalbackin'...
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http://tinyurl.com/3njezo
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fuckin grown folks business. Talked to my bro. It went ok. He said he would up the effort but also agreed that we ALL can't live this way much longer. Not a threat. Just a fact. He was the easy conversation. Dinner in public should keep things reasonable, or make for the most embarrassing night of my life with a long walk home.
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gonna grill up some steaks for dinnah. Back later. :)
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he'd be in the Dick Army.<p>I had to get one in.
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just FYI
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I may grill up some of the Colonel's rubber-fucked chicken breasts a little later...
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he'd be Dick Armey.<p>Ok, I feel better.
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will need to be figured out in the future. What makes it worse is that you and your brother own it. It would be easy if you did, then he could move out and you and your gf would have a house as a "couple". With him owning as well, he probably doesn't want to have to find a new place to live, and is entitled to live in the house. <P> Try this: Do the poker night. Get the stakes going high between you and your brother. You each bet your part of the ownership in the house. Then you cheat to win. Problem solved.
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but, that's the beauty of Pedalback...another BETTER meme is just waiting right around the corner...
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I always have an Ace up my sleeve<p>and a club in my pants.
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Well, busy eluding work and fucking chickens... and really, how busy is that... <P> Anyway, going to catch up. <P> Be back in an HOUR OR TWO. Jesus.
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"...cheat to win. Problem solved."<p>Like I always say...change is inevitable...controlled change is power.
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"If you're not cheating...you're not trying."
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You know, since we're all full of piss and vinegar.
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Because Pedalbackers come in bunches.
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I'll just leave it on the grill a few extra minutes...<p>Then wash it in hot water and soap...then give it a Purel glaze...<p>Should be safe as a Pilgrim's Pride bird, eh?
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I live my life on a layer of ice<p>Just like those pourred by my Hi5er vice<p>Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,<p> When you have a good martini time!
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Forever delayed, when released, handing a Best Actress Oscar to an already Best Supporting Actress Oscar winner (Anna Paquin & Jessica Lange). After Paquin has become a real star thanks to True Blood and X-Men, we all know that first time she gets a meaty role in a movie, she's winning again.
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Jerk Chicken cause....<p>I don't know where I was going with this...
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Creamed chicken<p>balsamic chicken<p>chicken and broccoli<p>Sweet and spermed chicken<p>Goo Glazed chicken
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with a salad tossed to your personal satisfaction...
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Because, well ...
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tossed salad please.
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Because we're always putting the chicken on a stick.
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Because fowl play knows no bounds on the Pedalback.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST
Mrs Butterworth goes great with tossed salads...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
especially in a Log Cabin...
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Quittin' time at ye olde workplace... <BR><BR>See you cats tomorrow.
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i always think foreplay is an important part of fucking the chicken. We always set it off with a heavy make out session.
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nice Colonel
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Nah, nevermind. That recipe is for me.
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It's all that was left when I was done.
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fat horny pig chickens...with swiss cheese creating infections...
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Sesame Chicken
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Gonzo raping the shit out all those chickens he used in his act.
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as long as they slather themselves in onion and spicy bell peppers and bring me a margarita at the same time...
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http://tinyurl.com/ycmkkjb
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brought to you by the letters D, A, M, and N...and the number 10...<p>'Cause...it's tasty...
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keep doing what you're doing.
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What was the film with Dennis Quaid in which his dad was a fireman who died and he keeps going back in time trying to save him?<P><P>That film was badass.<P><P>Just saw The Expendables - it was thoroughly underwhelming. Sub-Predators.
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See yas around.
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Hi, HoldMyWatchman... Frequency?
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Backdraft reminded me of it. Another afternoon tv movie that used to be on all the time.<P><P>Has anyone nominated 3.10 to Yuma?
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'cause when I'm done, I beat that chicken's ass. <p> I'm no good at sexually-charged nasty humor. That's all I got. <p> Cluckity-cluck, chicken got fucked.
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perfect...
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on the music channels...<p>I would totally fuck Bonnie Tyler in 1980...<p>1989 Tyler? Not so much...
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Cheeses-san. You may use the chicken as you see fit, and I shall patiently await your pleasure.
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Lot of catching up to do.....
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please, don't be disgusting...
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Pizza Hut's $10 anything deal is looking mighty good right about now...<p>Anything but sperm glazed chicken...
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or grab some paper towels. There's some HI-LARITEEEEE above.
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It should be called "Stickin' the Chicken."
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Aug. 18, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST
Rogueman...I predict that you are going to laugh a lot...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
when you play Ketchup...
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GAMER mini review by The Dojo.<p> In case anyone was going to check this one out, or has already checked this one out, GAMER is pretty much a B movie action flick in the same kind of ball park as the two CRANK movies.<p> However where 'The Stath' adds a touch of cool / comedy to CRANK, GAMER is a rather more sombre affair. And as a result the hard violence and grim social vision seems rather more callous and unpleasant. Put simply, GAMER is not much 'fun' as a silly action movie.<p> The basic premise is that teenagers puppeteer death row convicts in a RUNNING MAN type game show, but thats just an excuse for some poorly cut together action scenes and of course a half-witted story about the hero (Gerard Butler) trying to get back to his family.<p> Only the cameo appearance of the legendary Keith David towards the end of the flick saves it from one star humiliation.<p> 1.5 stars out of 5 from the dojo.
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I'll fuck a hot lookin' chicken before I'll tickle a pig's ass with a feather...
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Missed the party it seems.<BR><BR>Embarrassed to admit it, but I'm reading the DUNE series for the very first time and am loving it. In the middle of CHILDREN OF DUNE now, which--so far--is my favorite. Just can't get enough of the pre-born kids who are effectively tens of thousands of years old and are capable of implanting self-hypnotic programs inside their own minds.<BR><BR>For a lark, I rewatched Lynch's DUNE a few days ago. Y'know, that movie has a lot going for it--great cast; incredible set and costume design; some dead on moments which honor the novel well and some great Lynchian weirdness (deformed sperm-guild dudes floating in spice rectangles).<BR><BR>But, damn. Score by TOTO (huh)? Magnificently over-the-top Harkonnen performances with zero depth? That inexplicable, abrupt, showery ending? <BR><BR>I love Lynch. I really do (two of my favorite films are MULHOLLAND DRIVE and THE STRAIGHT STORY), and I appreciate the effort with DUNE. But I can't help but to think that the film could've been a real classic with a significantly rewritten third act, a soundtrack by John Williams (or Jerry Goldsmith), effects by golden-age ILM, and the occasional altered directorial choice.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST
Fishman...I saw Lynch's version in theaters when it debuted...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
The SciFi Channel's mini series, despite it's low budget, was a VASTLY superior adaptation for me...
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so you're in decent company. It's a tough one to get across just right on film; Lynch's does get a LOT down, especially in the details: the stilsuits, the worms, the scary-looking Sardukar. Really, just about everything on the production design level is incredible to me. <p> Still waiting to see the weirding way brought to life with any 'bat-shit awesomery' though.
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Repeat after me, my friends.<BR><BR>I must not fuck chicken.<BR> Chicken is the sex-killer.<BR> Chicken is the little-fuck that brings total obliteration.<BR> I will not fuck chicken.<BR> I will permit it to hatch from the egg and cross the road.<BR> And when it has clucked past I will not jerk off to the sight of its fine, feathered ass.<BR> Where the chicken has gone there will be no erection.<BR> Only I will remain.
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Yeah, I REALLY want to see the newer miniseries. Have you also seen the CHILDREN OF DUNE adaptation?
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that chicken is just asking for it. Really. You must be desensitized to not hear the yearning for a fuckin' in that chicken's cluckin'.
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once seen, it can never be unseen...
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That's a lot of dick jokes..<p> All good for a giggle but Hi5 gets five stars for his graceful rendition...
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Only I will remain...<p>HHHHAAA!!!
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You're absolutely right. Lynch really nailed a LOT (particularly the non-Harkonnen characters), and at the same time made it his own. A lot seems to fall apart (and feels rushed) after the first two acts. I really wish he could have a miniseries do-over, though I understand it's a sheer pipe dream (and how I wish to see the extant movie in an altered state).
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Aug. 18, 2010, 6:35 p.m. CST
No Fishy...I haven't seen OR read Children of the Dune...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
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lascivious, I guess if Queen were good enough for FLASH GORDON, then Toto were good enough for DUNE?!<p> (ps. I do actually miss the rains down in Africa and I do quite like Toto too!)
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Have to run again. Catch yer tomorrow with any luck.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST
Dune was too perfect for me to follow it with sequels..
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
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I see a lot of thought went into the jabs made at Mrs. Rogue's ex.....all true by the way. I had no drink in my hand either. I think my favorite was the paying $10 to get deer dicked, had I been drinking I would have lost it.<P>Good job also on chin ball wizard...you guys are really sick and twisted...my kind of people.<P>Vicious...don't feel bad I only read the first Dune book and that was god knows how many years ago. When I actually start reading again, that really should be on my reading list....which is already long as it is.
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but that soundtrack for DUNE was soooo redundant.
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I was not thrilled with all the damn whispering, but I thought they did a good job. Never saw the sci-fi mini series, heard a lot of mixed things about it, I should rent the DVD's and check it out.
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but once Paul the XVIIcsr43rd was a giant worm, I lost all interest. I just got attached to all the peeps in the first two, I was sorely disappointed that they were dead for eons.
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Beef roast with potatoes and Mrs. Rogue's delicious gravy....back a bit later.
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DAMN! That boy can SING! <p> Not for everyone...sort of a modern Van Morrison with a bit more husk in his voice. One of those voices that you think is on the verge of *breaking* at any time, but NEVER DOES.
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Well, then, I guess I gotta see it, then.<P> Heya gang, outstanding work while I was away.
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I'm waitin' on a hamburger and mushroom pizza...15 more minutes...
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...and the employee bathroom across from my desk catches fire. My chance to be the big hero, and where am I? <P> I'm at home-WASHING MY TIGHTS!
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Can you overnight me a slice?
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have you read Promethea? Just got all 5 volumes from the liberry earlier today, about to dive in.
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If you don't mind my askin'...
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It looked a little too...uh, esoteric for me? It's prolly a good read, but it just didn't seem to be up my alley, so to speak.
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Cheeses a pizza with hamburger and mushroom as toppings? That's real strange.<p> Or a hamburger *and* a pizza? That's real hungry!
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I must know how he does line breaks without spaces. HOW IS THIS DONE?!?!?!?!
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Hate to interrupt (and stealing a little time while I feed the little fishus)--<BR><BR>but PROMETHEA is my FAVORITE comic of all time. I LOVE it. You're in for a fucking treat, man, if you're anything like me.
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I'll give you a Fuzzy quick-capsule review. <p> Moore with J.H. Williams handling the art...sounds good to me!
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Ted, Keith David has one solitary scene in GAMER. But it was the only scene in the movie that got a smile out of me, that man knows how to act in a B movie, he gets it!
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For employees to cover the scent of their scat, both for my sake and for the sake of the next employee to use the room. And it seems that some employee forgot to run the match under the sink before throwing it into the trash. <P> So not only was I not there to stop the fire before it got out of control, I wasn't there to finger the employee responsible for it in the first place. <P> Fortunately, the damage was mostly superficial. The major casualties were some collages I had made to lift the spirits of my co-workers while they relieved themselves. Back to the gluing board, I guess...
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I'm even more excited now. Gonna hop off for a while and dive on in! Eeeeeeeee!
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some Blue Beetle originals, gone in a blaze of poo-smelling glory? The shame.....the utter shame.
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But like you said, David knows what he's doing. IMO he elevates just about anything he's in, even if it's only for one scene. I kinda wanted to see it anyway, just out of morbid curiosity, but KD seals the deal for me. Well, once it starts streaming, that is.
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The one day you DON'T go in to work, something fun and exciting happens. The one day I DO drag myself to work- against my better instincts- I waste half a tank of gas to have three different customers blow me off. <P> I should warn you all I'm in a foul mood. Your "dick" meme got me laughing, though.
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Do that thing with P but with BR<br>that should work
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I get enough stripped comics here that I could make collages until the end of time. Seriously, I take home one of every Marvel or DC comic we carry, just for collaging. Of course, they're all in a pile in front of my closet right now, waiting to be clipped, but maybe this'll give me some motivation.
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You see SP yet??
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Many, many times.
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Keep<br>fuckin'<br>that<br>meme!
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Fact...
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Waitress, your persistence may pay off in the long run. It's strange how these things go... good fortune doesn't seem to spread itself evenly - but one happy day it'll all dump on you at once.<p> In the mean time, unbutton an extra button on your blouse. That tends to keep us guys interested...
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Apologies! That last comment was sexist. But true gawdammit....<p> ..try as we might to be gentlemen... mammaries are such magnets for the eyes..
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Aug. 18, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST
HA, Cobes. I went out in a pencil skirt and sky-high heels...
by ScaryWaitress
...usually does the trick. August is notoriously tough in my line of work, is all... and I've been feeling kind of down anyway, so my motivation is about zero. <P> AND I missed a fun day on the PB, on top of everything. <P> Anyone know where the trolls are tonight? I feel like fucking someone's shit up... and I don't need the keys to the toy to do it.
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not a man here who will disagree with you about the extra button deal...<p>It's often the difference between whether they gain an audience with me or not... <p>Gaining audiences is really what direct sales is all about....
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I'm not about to dress... um, appropriately... for work. Think naughty librarian, with a little rocker edge. <P> The secret is to balance it out, is all. Wearing a blouse unbuttoned just so? Wear pants. Wearing a skirt that makes your ass look like a ripe peach? DON'T wear the snug sweater. It's all about the yin and yang. <P> Three-inch heels are always a good idea, though.
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You can Incept me into buying ABSOLUTELY any cheap wine in THAT outfit... <p>As long as your shirt is unbuttoned to appropriate levels...
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Yep, I saw it. Fucking shame it came in fifth place this weekend. I'm hoping it'll be a slow burner, spurred on by word of mouth, because it was FUCKING AMAZING. <P> Kieran Culkin stole every damn scene he was in, too.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST
And it helps that I have a bag full of open wine to drink...
by ScaryWaitress
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Aug. 18, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST
...and that I lost my wedding band swimming with dd recently...
by ScaryWaitress
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That I'd like to see...
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I think that's it for me tonight. I'm not feeling witty enough. <P> Peace out Pebrews.
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[Sacry hands the chicken an econo-sized tube of lube, pats her affectionately on the head]
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Aug. 18, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST
Teddy sells more magazines before lunch while in high heels...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
and a low cut top than most people do in a lifetime...
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Because you're the only one who knows what I look like. <P> Um, I think...
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Spit curl and all...
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Aug. 18, 2010, 7:31 p.m. CST
If only we had connections in the board game industry.
by ColonelFatheart
Imagine a Pedalback Clue.
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with the Glaive...
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Everyone. Just...damn! <p> And Hi5? Damn!!! Some fun was had here today.
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Col.Fatheart, in the hot tub, with the rubber chicken...
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with the light saber...
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...Keith David is a paragon of serviceability.
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with a Terminator...
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...I'm too old and too happily married? <p> The last sales person I wanted to say yes to based on appearance (I didn't because our current vendor has been a dream for over a decade) was because he had a perfect 70s porn mustache and I thought it would be funny having it come around to visit.
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With a smoke monster. <P> Wait, that's just a monstrous cloud of smoke...
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Activate ceiling fans, ensign. Mr. Data, light some incense...
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would you buy a case of something from that? <p>I own a lot of porno...if that makes any difference...
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I'm glad you're helping them stay alive, Ned.
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with the Ultimate Nullifier...
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with ED-209
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with a perfectly turned phrase.
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...case of facial hair?
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Burn that motherfucker to the GROUND!!
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permutations for a Peebers Clue game. <p> The board itself would require somewhere around 100 square feet. <p> And all the weapons....sheesh!
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that I had ALREADY been on the death star? Derpa-derp!
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Aug. 18, 2010, 7:54 p.m. CST
Ned, I'll throw the second case of facial hair in...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
FOR FREE!!!
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Nilla...on the battlestar galactica....with Excalibur!
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with Buffalo Bill's hidden schlong.
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With a chainsaw...
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with a drop of red matter...(and the Highlander sword...)
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STLost....in Camp Crystal Lake...with a Gom Jabar!
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with Ben Stiller's zipper from THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY.
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1 second away from an STLost simupo!
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with Al Capone's baseball bat.
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With his BARE FUCKING HANDS!
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with Addison DeWitt.
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with the penis from Boogie Nights...
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had we done it. <p> BTW...just finished the first couple of issues of Promethea....cool as all hell so far. <p> One thing I love about an Alan Moore book....density. You get your money's worth when he's writing. <p> Anyone who likes the comic medium and hasn't already....seek out and read THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN; especially the first 2 volumes. Volume 1 is cool in its own right, but when he brings in the Martian invasion in volume 2.....bliss. The movie SUCKED MY BALLS compared to the books. <p> Trust me...I'm bald.
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with a chest-burster.
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with the Ark of the Covenant...
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with the Right Hand of Doom.
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a la Walter Sobchak, when I'm doing that, Cheeses.
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Liked it.
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with John Matrix...
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with a Broken Arrow Nuclear device...<p>"Ain't it cool?"
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I gotta get back to Promethea. <p> I look forward to catching back up later. Oh yes, I do. <p> Flicka...on the Serinity....with gun-kata.
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Tedders....on Apokalypse....with the spear of destiny.
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...with a fondue pot.
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'There are six different characters, six possible murder weapons and nine different rooms, leaving the players with 324 distinct possibilities.'
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Cheeses....on LV-426....with a spear-gun.......IN 3-D!!!!
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"Fuck you DeSaad! C'mon Granny, bet you haven't been poked in a while! Oh, yeah, you want some too, Lashina? Come get some spear! I got plenty for everybody!"
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Lightsaber<p>Glaive<p>Phaser<p>Excaliber<p>Nominations?
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with a holy hand grenade.
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Pym particles? <P>Green Lantern Ring?
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...with a corncob.
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"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see." <P> I fucking love EVENT HORIZON.
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The Matrix<p>The Death Star<p>Pandora<p>Nominations?
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with a BOOM-stick!
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...with a pneumatic cattle gun.
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Event Horizon is a little gem. It still creeps me the hell out, and proves that PWSAnderson CAN make a good movie if he wants to.
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Haddonfield <P> Elm Street <P> LV-426 <P> Holodeck <P>Avengers Mansion
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with a force choke.
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...with his left foot.
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with the five-finger-palm exploding heart technique.
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We carry a calendar named 'Extraordinary Chickens'. <P> Colon-El, I can get you the ISBN if you want it.
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with a flying guillotine.
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why they call his trolling ass THE CHOPPAH.
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could be 'the victim'.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 8:37 p.m. CST
TedKordLives, in Rock Ridge, with the schnitzengruben.
by ScaryWaitress
Baby, PLEASE! I am NOT from Havana!
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Aug. 18, 2010, 8:38 p.m. CST
Fuzzy: re "Flicka...on the Serinity....with gun-kata."
by ScaryWaitress
♪♫♪♫ These are a few of my favorite things.... ♪♫♪♫
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SPF, Kobe and Lowe's Foreheadgiver can ALL be victims...
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Joss' crowning achievement, if you ask me. Buffy and Angel were just warm-ups for the awesome dynamic on board that beautiful Serenity.
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...guys...wa|t uP! (fla|ls around |n the snow on hs bac( Guys...wa|t uP!
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it was his only defense.
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...essental letters from nearby Posts. |m mssng a P...but fortunately | can grab |t from my own name.
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animation is STILL cracking me up.
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I will embiggen, terrible and powerful, to beat down the idiot execs at SciFi who stood against the brilliance of that show, its cast, and its stellar, witty dialogue. <br> I will trample and crush the mindless hordes beneath my feet; the weak, tasteless masses WILL bow before me. <br> And when I am done, I will go, and watch the one and only season again, and I will weep for what the world has lost. <P> Motherfucking SciFi morons.
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it's only bits and pieces, but it seems to be a distress call.
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to the FOX BASTARDS that did it. ;)
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And I am outta here! <P> [Scrawls on a sheet of paper] <P> Does anyone even get that? Kind of an obscure reference nowadays, I guess.
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Firefly, Fantastic Four, slow death of the X-Men....what else?
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SNL Weekend Update Ted. Have a good'un.
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Not old, just 'seasoned'.
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So many reasons... so very many... <P> Cuntfaces.
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is aboot to give the gift of SHARKTOPUS, aren't they?
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...egwwxxxhs...eogeo.aodh...you have been recruited by the Star League...dfodsxxftt...xlte..sssxxx...you have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Kodan Armada...
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I just wiki'ed it. You win, Fuzzy.
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Now he's one of Bill O'Reilly's toadies.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST
Wow. Way to make your lemons into lemonade, there, Flick.
by ScaryWaitress
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Had to stick around to confirm that you are all AWESOMMMMMMMMMMME! <P> Night, cats & kittens...
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the man they call Jaaayne.... <p> Kaylee, Sapphron, Inara, Zoe, River....so very many beautiful women on that show. But Kaylee....I could use one like that. <p> That episode when Shepherd Book lets his hair down, and River is all like "Too much snow...the roof will collapse." And later: "Keep on walkin' preacher-man." Classic.
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and dream of Big Bardas.
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Keep fuckin' that meme!
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...Polenta and stuff...!
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sleepy as hades this evening for some reason. <p> Nighters!
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Yesterday I made a snotty comment about the Pilgrim movie and then I noticed that 6DB had posted right before me. I didn't even notice as I was typing. He is clearly a fan of the movie and now I'm thinking maybe I need to pull my head out and go and see this movie.<p> Fuck, I call myself a comics fan? Anyway, no offense intended Mr Six.
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Dinner was great, my baby makes the BEST gravy in the world.<P>A fire in the bathroom? That's what you get for keeping matches in there. I mean, the idea is sound, because the sulfur from the matches does squash the stink, but seriously, was that really thought through?<P>I am reading Watchmen now, interesting since I saw the movie first, I may dive into League Of Ex. Gents afterwards. I liked the movie, implausible as it was. Sean Connery saved it from being really bad IMO. I enjoyed in regardless, I know it is not highly regarded.<P>I nominate Mustafar as a location....that is one hot ass planet.
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You're like in your mid-40's...why so late in life? <p>Seriously, hope you are enjoying it...
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Yea, a bit late to the party as far as that's concerned. But so far enjoying it, not too far in as I just started it, but so far so good.
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Even got my daughter to read it before the movie came out...<p>I was SO proud of her...
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Aug. 18, 2010, 9:53 p.m. CST
I was fortunate enough to have been reading comics...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
When Watchmen first came out...but, I bought the compilation for her to read...<p>Don't need any more fingerprints on my originals...
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...with the Lord of Darkness' horns.
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But I gots to turn in, I got no sleep last night and need to give my body some good rest. Good night to all who remain, and hello to the night owls who come in after me. Til tomorrow!
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Manna Cabana...
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...don't know about the Manna Cabana. How could they?<P> I wish we had that episode at The Shelter somehow.
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Rot?
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A well rested body is a terrible thing to waste...<p>or, something...<p> Apparently, I took like a 30 minute nap because Daughter and her friend were upstairs, then they were suddenly coming in from out front and daughter was all like, "Mornin', Dad.." and they were both laughing at me..
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Nice to see such civility here. You are a credit to our gathering. <P> [Scary opens her shirt, just enough to let a few golden butterlies flutter out from where her left breast is nestled...]
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Aug. 18, 2010, 10:05 p.m. CST
Radiation levels in my crotch have decreased to non toxic levels
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
thanks for askin', Scary...<p>Mycetracin is a wonder drug...
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You're stickin' it to the Holy Rollers with the Satanic horns. I get it now.
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Aug. 18, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST
Ha. Mycetracin sounds like a good way to get your jollies
by ScaryWaitress
from your descriptions last night. <P> The ointmental equivalent of a cat-o-nine-tails for a monk who likes to pinch nuns' asses...
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...gotta work a movie reference in there somehow.
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I was tempted to squirt a bit of that 'burn spray' on my crotch today when I was at work...Just to 'feel the burn'...
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Even though its not very good for us. :)
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17th beer alert...<p>in under 8 hours...with a 30 minute nap....<p>This may be the perfect stormmmmmmmmm....
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of a club that allowed YOU to be a member...<p>DICK...
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Nytol, Pebrewland...
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I'm blushing down here in Sauna Land, Scary.<p> I wish I could buy you a gallon of Blue Bell Banana Pudding ice cream (with wee sweet chucks of 'nilla wafers.)
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I'm blushing down here in Sauna Land, Scary.<p> I wish I could buy you a gallon of Blue Bell Banana Pudding ice cream (with wee sweet chucks of 'nilla wafers.)
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Jesus, this website needs an upgrade.
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The World by TKO apparently.
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...and it is Uganda's Ramon Film Productions.
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♪ But most of my time is spent  ‍‍‍‍<br>alone ♪ ♫♪ ♫  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> <P>That's right Fuzzy, I unfortunately share the same love of weenie indie singer-songwriters as you and my weenie brother. Weenies Represent!
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and kinda tainted him for me when she slept with him.<br>Pun intended. Then again, she also slept with the drummer from Moe, so I guess I should feel kinda like a soft-rockstar, or a jam-bandstar. Fuck it. She broke up with me to sleep with her favorite singer, then came sashaying back the same week. Apparently I'm better than Amos Lee. So I got that going for me.
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monologue-ing it up. Or Hamlet. Forsooth I say I do thee swear.<br>Thanks for the Dirty Harry/Narnia/Highlander/phrase props. You do me much honor, Peeber-san.<br>Glad to see Fish and Ned chiming in and playing Ketchup even. Keep pulling up a stool gentlemen, but don't let anyone push it in for you.<br>All right, the bar is empty, no Aussie time-lapser to share my drunken ramblings with. LAAAASSSSST CALL!
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Aug. 19, 2010, 1:59 a.m. CST
It's the lost episode. Maybe < P > can retrieve it somehow.
by anonymoose
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I've heard a lot of you out there with tight money situations. Let a fellow drinker, and professional boozehound offer (and accept) some suggestions for quality cheap buzzes:<P>GIN- New Amsterdam. In PA it goes for around $20 a handle (1.75 liter). A smooth herbal gin, comparable to Hendricks or Bluecoat. Not good for dirty martinis, but delicious on the rocks, or mixed with citrus. Try a gimlet with a pint of water on top (so: 3 parts gin, 1 part Rose's Lime Juice, 3-6 parts water) for a refreshing and hydrating summer buzz.<P>Brandy (as a cheap subsitute for bourbon or Irish whiskey)- There's some good-ass brandy's out there, but for cheap and drinkable, nothing beats Christian Brothers. At $9 dollars for 1 liter (standard bottle) it's the perfect winter liquor. A warm, slightly sweet liquor that's good in coffee, great mixed equal parts with ice coffee (especially with a splash of vanilla extract only $6 at Trader Joe's). Good on it's own and a great (mixer) substitute for more expensive bourbons or Irish whiskeys.<P>Wine- Ask Scary<P>Beer-You've already made up your mind. Just don't spend the money on Corona. When you stick a fresh lime in it ANYTHING tastes fresh (try Tecate if you MUST have a Mehican beer)<P>Vodka-I dunno, just go for a glass bottle. Plastic bottles are for teenagers or the beach. So unless you wanna be on To Catch a Predator or Jersey Shore stick with glass.<P>Tequila- Meh. If you're broke and you MUST have a margarita made just so... you're kinda prissy. If Montezuma ('s Revenge) don't do it for ya, I dunno... Cuervo? Like I said, just stick with glass. As for the Margarita mix, fuckit. A little Rose's, some lemonade mix, splash of OJ and/or grapefruit juice and fresh squeezed lime are better than any store-bought shit.<P>Rum- What teh fuck. You're broke but wanna drink pina coladas and mojitosS?!?!? It's unemployment NOT vacation. Fucking Rummies. If you must, I'm told Sailor Jerry's is good (though not super cheap) and The Kraken is shitty (but a fun bottle to keep around, as it looks very Pirates of the Caribbean).
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Or find brandy too sweet. Go for a Canadian whiskey. Nothing to write home about, but Canadian whiskeys are always the most inoffensive whiskeys around (leave it to Canada). Windsor (though it is sometimes found in plastic bottles) is cheap and palatable and mixes well with ginger ale, cola, sprite... etc.<P>What else.... Orange vodka and cranberry juice should be called 'date rape.' 'Cause it's that effective (for my broke Peebrethren on the dating scene).<P>Box wine- Fucking aye! More and more quality wines (that do not require aging) can be found in tetrafilm boxes or bags. For the Pebrew with a budget (and a girlfriend with a hollow leg, like me): Fisheye Pinot Grigio. 3 liters of guaranteed blow job. best $16.95 ever. (Flicka, Scary, you know notzing!)
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And gladly taking suggestions for cheap, decent booze from the Pebrew nation (fuckit, it's booze, I'm taking suggestions from ANYONE. Chime in TB Gentiles, but not you CHOPPAH, we know you're on a strict diet malt liquor, Sparks and blow.)
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Hi5Effect..<p> In the library..<p> With the Sarlaac.
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ScaryWaitress..<p> In the bedroom..<p> With Christina Hendricks breasts.
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Subtitles_Off..<p> In the ballroom..<p> With a Lady GaGa CD.
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Actually that second one is more of a fantasy than a crime scene...
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The Knights Who Say Ni..<p> In a forest..<p> With a herring.<p>
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with... his own snaky self. But it wasn't murder, it was sweet, sweet baby-making.
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Creative people + real world don't mix, especially when lawyers get involved.
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I accuse Cheeses... on the bathroom floor, doggy style... with the Marvin Gaye ring-tone on repeat!<P>Fuzzy... in the Ewok forest... with some Ray LaMontagne and cheap bubbly.<P>I accuse Scary... in the lizard lounge from Fear and Loathing... with a 10 inch black strap-on!
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'Nilla... on a tiny bedroom set sculpted to make his scvantschtucker look ENORMOUS with... his ENORMOUS schvantschtucker.<P>Teddy... in the last homely house with... Sting AND the crooning of RayLamontagne setting a nice and easy pace.<P>Colonel... in the album cover to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band with... a military style (a la Col. Hathi) keep it hup two three four...<P>Rogue... in the Ewok forest with... a deer-sized dick.<P>Fuggit... lasssst call for reals.
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music taste. Blame the Dutch: New Amsterdam Gin and iced tea FTW!
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http://scv.bu.edu/~aarondf/Rivimages/imladris_RD.jpg<P>Very pretty image of Rivendell. Gotta see it.<P>Goddamit I said LAST CALL and the drunk bartender won't leave! Last Fucking Call.
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Hi5Effect..<p> In a puddle of his own vomit..<p> On the bar room floor.<p> Hehehe! Drink a big glass of water before you hunker down dude, you'll feel better for it in the morning!
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Hi5Effect<p>In Aruba, Jamaica, ooooo I wanna take you....<p>With Tom Cruise's unused medications
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FlickaPoo<p>at Teddy's workplace<p>with the sawed off ass cannon and a book of matches
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http://tinyurl.com/33slmpx<p>http://tinyurl.com/2ubbqz4
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Savage, the first clip sounds like the start of a joke... 'guy goes into a cafe and orders a ham sandwich..'. The strange thing was Fong ordered the ham sandiwch literally as he walked in the door rather than the counter?!<p> The second clip... did the guy strangling Fong forget his lines?! Seemed to hold Fong forever before getting his head squished like a melon. In fact I think the FX was done using a melon with a face drawn on it.<p> Savage - you truly are a connoiseur of crap. Love it.
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Thanks to 5'er for the booze counseling.<P>How did anyone find out about my escapades in the Ewok forest?
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would keep their fuzzy little pieholes shut, did you?
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Bad hair. Worse music. Zero choreography. Lordy, my eyes!
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"You're broke but wanna drink pina coladas and mojitosS?!?!? It's unemployment NOT vacation." <P> Priceless.
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Y'all really need to see the preview for LowBLOW. No, really. <P> http://tinyurl.com/2e25bnd
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That was priceless....narration was the cheesiest I have ever heard, and oh the knee to the balls....hilarious. "They hit.............with a low blow" doesn't get better than that huh? <P>You know after all I did for those damn furballs, you'd think they could keep a secret, but noooooooo.....that's the last time I do ANY cross species breeding for those ungrateful overgrown tribbles.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I thought maybe scary was going to give us a booby show, imagine my disappointment. He he he he
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thanks for the laughs Colonel. Gotta give credit where it's due though. "sawed off ass cannon" is a Flick classic. That is why I made him the culprit.
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The sawed-off ass cannon, not LOWBLOW.
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just popping in to prove my professionalism.<br>No vomit here, Cobra, just the dead-cold, steely stare of a man... who can't open his eyes too much without his head throbbing.
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(Looks east, toward Afghanistan) Oh, yeah. That.
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Sure it cost 5k American lives...but now sit back and watch the real fun begin. First thought..the OTHER 56,000 American troops gotta go...you know...all those "Non-Combat" troops...like the Marine Battalion at the Embassy, the Special Ops forces and Ranger "training" units sprinkled here and there,...non-combat guys like that.</p><p>Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. ~ H. L. Mencken.
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Hence, my "sorta."
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prolly teabagging some 15 year old Iraqi boy and laughing.
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Blackwater, our privately owned and operated Christian soldiers. Bless their pure hearts!
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wonder where 6 is at. He is usually my fellow early birdie.
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so I can log back on and get paid to post here.
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This entertained me last night<br>http://tinyurl.com/26zubjg<br> don't worry Scary, no STIs in there, just mild index-card wit.
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no major blow outs or anything. I still gotta try and get the 2 of them together or at least conversing in a civil manner. My bro doesn't care (about much). GF is so blinded by rage that she can't accept any responsibility in anything, so that is still an issue. Status quo maintained.
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loosen things up. I hope. Sixty micro breweries, $20 admission, a 4oz glass, 4 hours. <p>On Your Marks!<p>Get Set!<p>DRINK!
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Looks like Lord Chop paid us a late night visit.<BR><BR>Hope he returns soon. Got his theme song queued and ready to play.
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the man is a disaster. How ya doing this fine warm day Fishy?
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Well, first thing is calming down the g/f, no progress will be made until she can accept some responsibility in the matter, but you already know that. The trick is getting her to that point. Regarding bro, lazy people usually don't care about too much so no surprise there. Status quo is better then regression though, gotta be grateful for that.<P>Omg, Mrs Rogue would love to go to that beer tasting thing, she is a beer drinker, more so than I am. Better have a DD with ya pal!
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what be going on wit you
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...waiting to get fucked<P>Have no idea why that quote just came into my head.
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my bro actually said, "If she can take over my half of the house I'll move out." Not that I want him to or she can afford it. He is reasonable. She needs to shoulder that half though. She thinks I am unwilling to commit. Nah, I'm waiting for her to realize what SHE has to do.
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It's obvious you are willing to commit bro. Sometimes it's hard when you are dealing with a single minded mentality.<P>I am sorta dealing with something similar in Mrs Rogue's ex. He blames everyone in the world for everything, has never once taken responsibility for anything. He alienates his children and then blames their mother for it<P>Getting someone to take responsibility for anything when they are so convinced they are not wrong is tough....really tough. My ex has still never truly accepted that she was just as much to blame for the break up as I was.<P>The thing is persistence. Your bro is at least willing to be reasonable. Maybe you should tell her what he said, of course I am sure she will be like "Ok let him go then" but what she needs to realize is that if he is willing to do that, she needs to do some compromising as well. The thing is, like i already said, always keep your cool no matter what. It's gonna take some time to get her to come around, but don't give up bro. She needs to face up to her own insecurities about herself before she can commit to anything...a career, marriage, kids. None of that will work until she is at peace with herself.
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King of the trolling douche bags is here. Yipee.
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i did tell her what he said about moving out. and she is like, "Good, lets make that happen. I'll get 3 jobs and work double."<p>Really? Will Ya? You have been working part time and collecting unemployment. Where was this motivation before? I'm just not convinced. Then she is online last night looking at "cheaper houses". How does that help? Get a reliable job that you can commit to and make money at.
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Shouldn't you be out playing in traffic or something?
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lady problems? Not menstruation you idiot, I mean dealing with actual woman.
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to her shifty, ever-changing, "whimsical" style of employment, I hope she waits until hell freezes over. <P> She's looking for CHEAPER HOUSES? Like, she gets to decide that you need to sell your house? Wait just a damn minute here. I don't think she's getting the point.
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He'd be Dick-less Cheney
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it would be Dick-free Tuesday.
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[opening riff to "Don't Fear the Reaper" begins]<BR><BR><BR><BR>Talkback times have come<BR> Here but now they're gone<BR> Users all fear the Choppah! So do Harry, Massy and Capone...<BR> They can't be like He is...<BR> All you babies...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> You know he'll never be banned... <BR>you'll fear the Choppah! <BR>The Choppah never will die... <BR>you'll fear the Choppah! <BR> Babies he's a MAN... <BR><BR> Ain't It Cool is done<BR> Here but now it's gone<BR> Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> Left together for a better job...<BR> Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> 40,000 fewer hits everyday<BR> ...Like Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> 40,000 fewer hits everyday...<BR> See these crappy articles...<BR> Another 40,000 leaving everyday...<BR> We can't be like He is!<BR> All you babies...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> Better give him a hand...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> The Choppah never will die... you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> Babies, he's a MAN<BR><BR> SCOTTPILGRIMFAN's done<BR> Here but now he's gone<BR> Came the last night of talkback<BR> And it was clear that you couldn't go on<BR> When the site was open and His Name appeared<BR> The shitty ads shimmered then disappeared<BR> The talkbackers shivered when HE appeared...<BR> saying "YOU'RE ALL AFRAID!"<BR> All you babies...and you quaked in fear!<BR> You all ran from him...<BR> and you don't know why!<BR> You shit your britches and cry and cry!<BR> You can't become like CHOP is!<BR> You've been pwned by mighty hands...<BR> You can't become like CHOP is!<BR> You're all babies..who fear <BR><RB><RB><BR><BR><B><BR><R><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><B><B><BR>THE_CHOPPAH!!!
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Exactly, the problem is not your bro, or the house. It's her, plain and simple. Talk is cheap in these situations bro. Suddenly she is gonna get three jobs? Doubtful. Besides, your bro moving out should not be the motivation. The motivation should be building a future with you if that is what she wants. <P>Correct me if I am wrong, but she seems like one of those people who find negativity in everything. No matter how much of a silver lining there is, they always find something negative in it. Mostly because they are so unhappy with themselves that they project it onto everything and everyone else.
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I bid you good day.
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She either grows up, nuts up, and pays her way, OR she learns to be civil with his brother, OR she moves out. PERIOD. That is the choice she has before her. <P> It really doesn't need to get more complicated. This isn't Sweet Valley High.
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It aint up to her regarding the house. I would have been like "Oh are you thinking about buying a house? Good luck with that" because I am just a smart ass like that and kinda like to piss people off when they do shit like that.
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Ready for this week to end, honestly. Work blows right now.<BR><BR>Sorry about the home life issues. Damn. Phone ringing off the hook right now.
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Trust me, I know it is really simple. I just get too analytical sometimes. The bottom line is this...she needs to...<P>Grow up<P>Show Mac that SHE is committed<P>Get a stable fucking job<P>Get along with his bro<P>Or......<P>Move on.<P>She needs to stop projectiong her misery on to everyone else and deal with shit. Life aint perfect. Shit doesn't always turn out exactly as you want it, but we deal with what we are given, and make the most out of it. I am as broke as a homeless person right now, but you don't see me miserable. I don't like my situation at the moment, but I deal with it and don't let it stand in the way of my being happy.
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I told her the other day. You see the one weed in the big backyard and that is all you see. Not the huge nice place we have, but the one little problem with it.<p>No no no. It's him, and this house. I know this game already. If there is nothing else there will be only her, right?
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Question: is your gf depressed/anxious? Cause the problem (and the solution) may be psychological? Antidepressants and therapy can work wonders (believe you me--I know).
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I have had it, and have had to deal with it in others. It sucks. It's a hard thing to deal with.<P>But......<P>It also cannot be used as an excuse for EVERYTHING. Trust me I did it, I used the line "Oh like my depression has nothing to do with it right" many times. When it starts being used as an excuse, that's when it becomes bullshit.
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Hi5--yep, seems we do have much of the same tastes. I like Amos Lee as well. Prolly a little more than YOU do now though. Steenking beeetch! <p> Mac--hope everything works out good for you man. I have nothing to say that would be any more helpful than any of the great advice you've already been given. These guys and gal oughta be gettin paid up in here! <p> And one last Peeber Clueless: <p> I accuse Scary...in Mad Max's ride...with a case of the finest vino!
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How's it going my long lost bro? LOL
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its depression..at least part of it.
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I agree that depression/anxiety can and is often used as an all purpose excuse. I also have struggled with it--both internally and otherwise. <BR><BR>However, I have seen how proper treatment for depression/anxiety can really turn a life around. If mac's FG is indeed suffering from a mental malady and is not being treated, she should. All too often, though, those with mental illness resist treatment, and it almost seems like many of those who need it the most reject it for a variety of reasons.
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Not FG (which, of course, stands for Fishy Guy).
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I agree it needs to be treated and not just with medication. People are afraid of getting therapy, thinking it makes them crazy or an outcast or whatever. It's bullshit of course, it's just another excuse to not get treatment. <P>I am sure Mac's g/f would benefit greatly from some therapy. but just from what I have heard about her, she would not only resist it, but get mad at the very suggestion of it.
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going alright, as evidenced by my late morning first post of the day. Slept in a little. Hopefully, the days of sleeping in will come to a close soon. Gotta get off my duff and get to work. <p> Howdy Fishus. Cool to see you hanging out, getting a feel for us peebs. You'll never know what paths we'll take on any given day. <p> Anybody read 'Moriarty's' writings on INCEPTION over at Hitfix? Pretty interesting. If you haven't just skip part one (it was more a recap than analysis), and read the most recent post. Went up either late last night or this morning. I'm not a fan of that site, but I do respect Drew's writing. Miss him here, that's for sure.
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..to the same little lady who called out Wizard of Oz, when she stated that Humphrey Bogart aint that great.<p>Disagree.
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I know that feeling, I slept in for almost two fucking years, sure for the first month it was great, after that every single day was more boring than the next.<P>You would think all that time off my apartment was squeaky clean. Nope, it stayed how it was. Had all the time in the world to do whatever, accomplished nothing. Granted a lot of that time was spent looking for a job, but not all of it, I still had plenty of time to accomplish more and never did.<P> Hated it, every minute of it.<P>Even though I am working, and my job pays crap, it's better than nothing at all, and I like my job as well, so that's a plus.<P> I hope you find something soon bro.
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they help. definitely. I do have to add that she is funny and laid back (mostly)and is very good to me. Just a few problems. Big problems.
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where you working retail at AT&T? What are you going back to school for? What do you wanna be when you grow up?
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she is distinct and funny sounding.
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Obviously she has good qualities bro, or else you would not even bother to try and make all of this work. It just sucks that when you have someone that generally makes you happy, that you have to deal with major issues like you do, just makes it that much harder.
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Glad to be here and interacting with a very lively band! Thanks.<BR><BR>And--yeah--I really miss Mori (wrath against TBers and all). What a great critic he is--and a terrific writer.<BR><BR>And--agreed--I don't like HitFix in look, feel or otherwise. Can't even frequent it for Mori's sake.
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Elasti-Girl to me, that's what I see when i hear her voice.
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I have a degree in mass communications (wanted to be on the radio, til I found out that you'll probably be poor and stalked by nutsos the rest of your life). Worked radio promotions for about 4 years after college. <p> Got lucky...my ex-wife's uncle was a union steward at BellSouth (pre-AT&T buyout), and he helped me get on there right before we married. Basically worked in 'small business' dept the whole time. Once, facilitating small bus customers LEAVING AT&T to go to other companies; then flip-flopped to bringing small business customers BACK to AT&T. <p> Worked a while on customer correspondence--that was basically handling customer complaints that were finallly submitted in writing AFTER calling 500 times with no action taken (SUPER FUN). Also worked a while in the 'missed appointment' area--calling a customer who thought they would be getting service on a date to tell them "NOPE!" because of some facility issue. THAT was the best. <p> Wanting to get back in school and become a counselor (y'know, either addiction/teen counseling) so I can actually HELP people instead of just sitting in a cube farm like Joe Banks all day. Plus, a career counselor (based on an aptitude test I'd taken) said I REALLY SHOULD CONSIDER a job like that, because I enjoy helping other folks. It was counseling or nursing, and I'm getting a little long in the tooth to be standing up for 12 hour stretches. Plus, couldn't handle the bad that goes along with being a nurse.
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I haven't yet seen THE INCREDIBLES?
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Once.
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CHOPPAH has incestuous sex with his brother.
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That may actually require some sort of punishment.
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Did anyone think naughty thoughts on when Elasti-Girls waist got caught in that door leaving her rear end dangling?<p> Shame on you. In a children's film too!
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Using Danny Vermin speak I see....
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I was referring to your not seeing The Incredibles....don't give a damn about fuck wad Choppah.<P>Cobes...who didn't?
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To head to my afternoon shift, will be back shortly...
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I first saw Low Blow on a channel called Bad Movies, appropriately enough. It is genuinely awful, and the sound quality is so bad that a lot of the dialogue is really hard to make out; this is probably for the best. That said Fong's "forget the sandwich" line made me laugh harder than pretty much any other film than I can remember.
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well I understand the change in career direction Fuzzy. I have high hopes for you sir.<p>Oh and nice Johnny Dangerously ref Fishus.
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DD's. Hard to say no to her.
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And Fishes....you gotta correct that. It's my favorite Pixar joint, prolly b/c of my comics appreciation. Oh! Read the first couple of issues of Promethea...gonna be a good one, I can tell already. One good thing about Moore: you're gonna have something to READ, fo sho. <p> Anyway, this may be it for me today. A good buddy of mine is back home from the middle east, so this afternoon is gonna be a metric ton of grilling out, followed by some poor man's poker this evening. Have a great day my interweb copatriots!
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Damn mowing got me out of bed before noon...bastards...
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now that Fuzzy is gone I really am standing here with my dork in my hand. Commute. Back in a minute.
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Have a good one. My suggestion: take your time and *savor* PROMETHEA. Although I love THE WATCHMEN and LoEG ye olde Moore-run of SWAMP THING dearly, PROMETHEA is hands down my favorite. Meta-fiction at its finest. A perfect blend of dynamic writing and visual art. <BR><BR>Re THE INCREDIBLES. I know, I know. Meant to see it when it was out in theaters. Then Katrina hit (my wife and kid and dogs live in New Orleans). <BR><BR> Been kind of swamped since then--in more ways than one.<BR><BR>But, hell, everything I've heard about THE INCREDIBLES is... well... incredible. It sounds like a custom-made Pixar film for me.
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Blasphemy. Meant WATCHMEN naturally.
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http://tinyurl.com/2auwt4r
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Glad to see you hanging out...<p>LOVE the CHOPPAH song, BTW...and, don't worry, we've all crossed that idiot at some point...
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best comic book movie EVER!!!
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That's one athletic creature.<BR><BR>Y'know, I think it's fucking well time for Spain to end this pointless, cruel bloodsport once and for all. And--yeah--the "running of the bulls" should end as well. <BR><BR>Talk about idiotic traditions.
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Aug. 19, 2010, 11:46 a.m. CST
Le Vicious, my daughter said EXACTLY the same thing...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
when I showed her the pics...<p>I disagree...I think there should be more like this one and let the bulls kill off everyone who thinks it is a sport...Lock the doors to the Colosseum, unleash all the bulls into the stands and see which species is left standing when the doors are reopened...
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Can't wait to see THE INCREDIBLES--now more than ever.<BR><BR>As to The_Choppah, methinks Lord Chop takes on various TB personae at will. There's a sharp mind and will behind the Chop-mask. In fact, I've learned to love The_Choppah; to take insult and injury in stride.<BR><BR>My name is Le Vicious Fishus. And I'm a Choppaholic.
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"I'm a Choppaholic."...HHHHAAAA!!!!
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Looks like El Toro in question had the same idea as you! Yeah, take away the human killing devices, and the bull fight becomes like unto a Roman coliseum wherein slaves are fed to the lions!
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I would watch Baseball if they would chain a Tiger between 1st base and second, and a bull between 2nd and third...just enough chain that the bases are safe, but MAN running the bases would be MUCH more exciting...
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Aug. 19, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST
The double doors swing open at the wave of his hand....
by rogueleader66
The Jedi Rogue enters, face shrouded by his black hood atop his Jedi robe, striding in with great confidence, he is a menacing presence....slowly removing his lightsaber from his belt, he ignites it, the intimidating sound striking fear into those surrounding him....pulling back his hood he then cries out......<P>Row you lazy whores! Row!!!!! Greeks are dying!!!<P>This Star Wars/Troy mashup was brought to you by the retarded mind of rogueleader66. Feel free to torture and maim him, he's an idiot.
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what movie WOULDN'T benefit from having a Jedi or two as characters?<p>I mean, what if Sam Jackson and John Travolta were Jedis in Pulp Fiction...<p>"SAY WHAT AGAIN.." slices boy's arm off with light saber...
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Sounds truly exciting!<BR><BR>Here's the super-bull in video action btw: http://tinyurl.com/25fgokk <BR><BR>I can't help but to feel bad for that poor fucking bull. I think it's really panicking and trying to get the fuck out of there at all costs.
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Screwing the pooch left and right today...
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Aug. 19, 2010, 12:11 p.m. CST
And imagine the Ving Rhames part being played by...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
Yoda...
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Aug. 19, 2010, 12:15 p.m. CST
Well I will have to think of a few more mash ups and post them
by rogueleader66
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I did it in 2009. Fuck me but it was awesome, I'd do it every year if I could. I think you really have to see it to understand it.
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rogueleader66<p>on the Amistad<p>with a lightsaber
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My perpetually stoned bro...LOL...how's it going today?
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Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: Why not?<BR><BR> Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that Jedi Knight men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of Jedi men friends and there is no sex involved.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: No you don't.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: Yes I do.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: No you don't.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: Yes I do.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: You only think you do.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these Jedi men without my knowledge?<BR><BR> Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: They do not.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: Do too.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: They do not.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: Do too.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: How do you know?<BR><BR> Harry Burns: Because no Jedi Knight man can be friends with a Jedi Knight woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a Jedi Knight man can be friends with a Jedi Knight woman he finds unattractive?<BR><BR> Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?<BR><BR> Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: I guess not.<BR><BR> Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew on Naboo.
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I just think it is bat shit.
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I love my days off...
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"You were the only person I knew on Naboo." HHHAAA!!!
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and Yoda getting raped by Zed is too funny<p>Zed of course played by Christopher Lee or James Earl Jones. Whichever is funnier.
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Oh and Cheeses....STFU...LOL...you know I can't enjoy herbal refreshment....damn you.<P>j/k....maybe
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Pokes fun at Bond movies, supers, sidekicks, working for a corporation, supers marriage, faded glory. All done beautifully with great animation and dialogue. Made when Sam Jackson was cool: Woman!! Wheres my uniform!! But the whole why capes are bad scene really stands out.
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Somehow I don't see Scott Pilgrim ever cracking the top ten.
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And observed the army that stood before him...poised, ready to strike, surely this will be the greatest battle he has ever fought in. <P>But he saw reluctance on their faces, lightsabers at their sides, they were ready....but there was something missing...the drive to win....he shouted out...<P>"Will you fight?"<P>One Jedi responded..."Fight? Against all those stormtroopers? No, we will run....and we will live"<P>Rogue responded...."Aye...fight and you may die, run, and you'll live....at least a while....And dying in your hyperbaric chambers, many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance to go to the death star and tell the Empire...that they may take our lives, but the will never take our freedom!!!!!"<P>The Jedi army cheers loudly, pumping their fists and shouting out..."Remember Alderran!!!! Remember Alderran!!!!!"
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Puff some for me anyways, at least I can join you in spirit.
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Jedi Master Windu: Now boys, listen up. We're going to a place called Tantooine, to a Monster called a Scarr’lac. I'll drive the tainted ship. Jules, you ride with me. Vincent, you follow in my Acura Starcruiser. We run across the path of any John Q. Republic cops, nobody does a fucking thing unless I do it first. What did I just say? <p>Jedi Jules: Don't do shit unless. <p>Jedi Master Windu: Unless what? <p>Jedi Jules: Unless you do it first. <p>Jedi Master Windu: Spoken like a true padawan. How about you, Jar Jar? You think you can keep your ears from jigglin' and janglin'? <p>Jedi Vincent: Look, Jedi Master Windu, my light saber just went off, I don't know why, and now you're helping us out of the situation. I'm cool with it, all right? <p>Jedi Master Windu: Fair enough. Now I drive real light-speed fucking fast, so keep up. I get my cruiser back any differently than when I gave it, Monster Scarr’lac’s gonna be disposing of two bodies.
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for the Harry met Sally post. NOW thats why I love this place.
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Luke upon finding out he's stuck on a swamp planet, with a lonely puppet and his fighter stuck under a ton of muck with no way out: You sonuvabitch Ben!!
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"Last time I listen to that crazy old disembodied hermit..."
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Loving all the stuff posted last night and today.
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You don't even make any sense, go back to sucking mommy's tit ok...dumb fuck.
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Yea we have been on kind of a roll. They really went off on Mrs Rogue's ex yesterday, with much hilarity ensuing...I loved...If Mrs Rogue's ex was a Ke$ha song he would be dick tok. <P>The topper was the paying for deer dick one, had I been drinking the screen would have worn what was in my mouth.
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and Yoda was one of his regular johns. Yoda: Yessss, thats it feel the force flow thru you.
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Aug. 19, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST
The popularity of $10 deer dicking in Wyoming...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
was me, Rogue...glad it made you laugh...but, I was just twisting the concept of the post above mine...
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The force was still that mystical thing of wonder, the empire was all powerful and the rebellion seemed to be on its last legs, part of Vaders face was shown, the asteroid scene, the Hoth breakout, Ben kenobi appearance and introducing us to Yoda. I could go on but man that was pure magic from beginning to end. Oh yeah the way it set up the next film was as good as it gets. Only Batman Begins ending with Gordon giving bats the joker card left me more excited to see the next movie.
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But you gave it a good twist...speaking of that asshole, just to piss her off, he sends Mrs Rogue a text this morning saying how he just spent $500 bucks on concert tix for him and his g/f...it may not even be true, fact is either way he is doing it just to be a prick...saying "Well you only live once huh" yea he better live it up cause he won't be living much longer if I get my hands on him. Were here eating dollar store food and he is living it up.<P>Anyways, NO MORE talk about that piece of dick cheese, the PB is a happy place, happy thoughts.....
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Jedi Riggs: Hey, look friend, let's just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred. The Council thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked. <p>Jedi Murtaugh: Guess what? <p>Jedi Riggs: What? <p>Jedi Murtaugh : I don't want to work with you! <p>Jedi Riggs : Hey, don't. <p>Jedi Murtaugh : Ain't got no choice! Looks like we both been fucked! <p>Jedi Riggs : Terrific. <p>Jedi Murtaugh : The Force hates me. That's what it is. <p>Jedi Riggs : Hate it back; it works for me.
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dude is fuckin ri-dick-ulous.
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Jedi Hopper: "It's a fact. Your mother.....fucked a Sith....had a half Sith kid. Now If that's a fact,..tell me, am I lying? Cause you....are part eggplant."<p>Jedi Walken: "You're a cantaloupe."<p>BOTH: hahahahahahahahahahh
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back in a flash.
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He lies a lot, so he may or may not have been telling the truth, or could be just exagerrating because he is just being a dick. It is for Nickelback btw.<P>He only did it because Mrs Rogue sent him an email telling him to man up and be a parent and stop bragging about how much fun he is having and all the money he is spending while his kids go without basic needs and he keeps the child support that he gets for both kids despite the fact that they are both here with us. Then tells us he is broke that's why he can't send money. Meanwhile, we have $30 in the bank (for gas and food for 4 people) that has to get us through til a week from this Friday...yea gotta dip into the rent, again. Landlord is gonna be pissed, we already owe him $50 we shorted him for last month.
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I'm on daddy duty today. Lil demons school is closed so I had to take today and Friday off. Picked up all my prizes from the radio contests. Scott pilgrim passes. Check. Expendables passes. Check. KISS tix. Check. I rule.
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I'm on daddy duty today. Lil demons school is closed so I had to take today and Friday off. Picked up all my prizes from the radio contests. Scott pilgrim passes. Check. Expendables passes. Check. KISS tix. Check. I rule.
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I'm on daddy duty today. Lil demons school is closed so I had to take today and Friday off. Picked up all my prizes from the radio contests. Scott pilgrim passes. Check. Expendables passes. Check. KISS tix. Check. I rule.
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Good afternoon as well
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Sally Albright: I don't have to take this Bantha crap from you.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: Your thoughts betray you. If you're so over Kenobi, why aren't you seeing anyone?<BR><BR> Sally Albright: I see people.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: See people? You must open your mind to other opinions. Have you slept with one person since you broke up with Ben?<BR><BR> Sally Albright: What the nerf does that have to do with anything? That will prove I'm over Ben? Because I fuck somebody? Harry, search your feelings. You're gonna have to move back to Bespin because you've slept with everybody in Naboo, and I don't see that turning Brianna into a faint memory for you. Besides, I will make love to somebody when it is making love. Not the way you do it like you're out for... revenge or something. Revenge makes one careless.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: ...Are you finished now?<BR><BR> Sally Albright: ...Yes.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: Can I say something?<BR><BR> Sally Albright: Yes.<BR><BR> Harry Burns: ...I'm sorry. I'm sorry. <BR><BR>Sally Albright: It takes maturity to admit an error.
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Jedi Henry Hill: You know, we always called each other force fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, :You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a force fella. He's one of us.: You understand? We were force fellas. Jediguys. But Jimmy and I could never be made to the Council because we had Corillian blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was Bothian. To become a member of the Council you've got to be one hundred per cent Jedi so they can trace your midichlorians back to the old planet. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you. It also means you could fuck around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a Master JedI Council member. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything. As far as Jimmy was concerned with Tommy being made to the Council, it was like we were all being made. We would now have one of our own as a member.
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"You're gonna have to move back to Bespin because you've slept with everybody in Naboo."
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Yes!
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What is thy bidding, my master?
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[opening riff to "Don't Fear the Reaper" begins]<BR><BR><BR><BR>Talkback times have come<BR> Here but now they're gone<BR> Users all fear the Choppah! So do Harry, Massy and Capone...<BR> They can't be like He is...<BR> All you babies...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> You know he'll never be banned... <BR>you'll fear the Choppah! <BR>The Choppah never will die... <BR>you'll fear the Choppah! <BR> Babies he's a MAN... <BR><BR> Ain't It Cool is done<BR> Here but now it's gone<BR> Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> Left together for a better job...<BR> Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> 40,000 fewer hits everyday<BR> ...Like Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> 40,000 fewer hits everyday...<BR> See these crappy articles...<BR> Another 40,000 leaving everyday...<BR> We can't be like He is!<BR> All you babies...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> Better give him a hand...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> The Choppah never will die... you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> Babies, he's a MAN<BR><BR> SCOTTPILGRIMFAN's done<BR> Here but now he's gone<BR> Came the last night of talkback<BR> And it was clear that you couldn't go on<BR> When the site was open and His Name appeared<BR> The shitty ads shimmered then disappeared<BR> The talkbackers shivered when HE appeared...<BR> saying "YOU'RE ALL AFRAID!"<BR> All you babies...and you quaked in fear!<BR> You all ran from him...<BR> and you don't know why!<BR> You shit your britches and cry and cry!<BR> You can't become like CHOP is!<BR> You've been pwned by mighty hands...<BR> You can't become like CHOP is!<BR> You're all babies..who fear <BR><RB><RB><BR><BR><B><BR><R><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><B><B><BR>THE_CHOPPAH!!!
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Gayboy berserkers, to the gate!"
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JedI Henry Hill: Now the guy's got Yoda as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Yoda. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Yoda. Trouble with the Republic, deliveries, Jabba, he can call Yoda. But now the guy's gotta come up with Yoda's money every week, no matter what. Business bad? Pay me or Fucked you are. Oh, you had disturbance in the Force? Pay me or fucked you are. Place got hit by dark eldritch lightning, huh? Pay me or fucked you are.
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Piss off douche boy
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"Place got hit by dark eldritch lightning, huh? Pay me or fucked you are."<BR><BR>Excellent!<BR><BR>Scared me there, Lord Chop. Thought Frank Oz was dead for a sec....
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Who can Chop BUT The Choppah?
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You're spoiling us!!
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Luke:"So ... you're a Sith lord"<P>Summer:"Yeah. Crazy, huh?"<P>Luke: "She's a SITH!!!!!!"
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Where's you learn to BOLD?
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hahahhahahaah
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"Business bad? Pay me or Fucked you are. Oh, you had disturbance in the Force? Pay me or fucked you are."<p> Hahahahahaha, Cheeses, inspired!
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Mac, it's not a simupost but it's certainly sharing the same sentiment.<p> A tickle upon the funny bone courtesy of Mr Nazareth!
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I could be on one a them ther hillbilly boys roundy round teams.
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Taught myself through trial and error after accidentally doing it some time back. My bolding skills are sadly limited, and I'd love to improve those.<BR><BR>leo, how goes it this afternoon, my friend?
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Forcefellas think alike.
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That's, like, a miracle or something. <P> Heya gang.
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Erectile dysfunction problem for you yes? Hmm, Yoda not have that problem but Yoda help you anyway. Blue pill called viagra help you. Once found it in backpack of a young jedi named Skywalker and being inexperienced in force needed help much like you. Viagra helped young jedi fulfill his destiny as Yodas cabinboy and can help you too, yessss.
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make way <p>I SAID MAKE WAY!
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And doing it while at work!! Living the dream:hanging with buds, laughing my ass off thanks to you guys and getting paid. Life can be good.
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My shift is just about over, gotta wrap things up and head home, will talk at you pebrews lata....peace out fools!
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..we are at capacity in here now. Either you go or we gotta kick out three regular sized people, soooooo.......<p>see ya later, alright. K bye.
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Yoda: Listen, fucked like Master Gribbs, I aint gonna get , understand. 70 years old Master Gribbs is and die in Imperial prison the fuckin guy's gonna , need that, I don't . So, warning everybody I am , EVERYBODY. My padawan , it could be , anybody it could be . 20 years just for saying hello to some fuck who was sneaking behind his back selling junk, Gribbs got. Need that, I don't , happen to me, aint gonna , understand you ? <p>Jedi Hill: Uh huh. <p>Yoda: Out early you know you are, only because job I got you . This heat, I don't need , understand that. <p>Jedi Hill : Uh huh. <p>Yoda: And see you anybody around with this shit fucking, telling me you are, right? <p>Jedi Hill: Yeah. <p>Yoda: [slaps him] Anybody that means ! <p>Jedi Hill: All right. <p>Yoda: Yeah? <p>Jedi Hill: Yeah, of course.
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...did I start boasting that I'd take out every loose subscription card from every copy of every magazine that we carry? <P> Oh yeah, it adds several minutes to my workday.
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...I can toss those fuckers like Gambit with his playing cards.
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Keep livin' large, pally.
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I think I'm still drunk, because reading that really hurts my brain right now...
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l8r.
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"Listen, fucked like Master Gribbs, I aint gonna get , understand. 70 years old Master Gribbs is and die in Imperial prison the fuckin guy's gonna , need that, I don't . So, warning everybody I am , EVERYBODY. My padawan , it could be , anybody it could be . 20 years just for saying hello to some fuck who was sneaking behind his back selling junk, Gribbs got. Need that, I don't , happen to me, aint gonna , understand you ? "<BR><BR>Good Lord. I read that 3 times over and still am giggling...
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C-3PO: [C-3PO is puzzled by Ripley's reaction towards him] Is there a problem? <p>Ben Kenobi: I'm sorry. I don't know why I didn't even- Ripley's last trip out, the syn- the protocol droid malfunctioned. <p>C-3PO: Malfunctioned? Oh, my… <p>Ben: There were problems and a-a few deaths were involved. <p>C-3PO: I'm shocked. Was it an older model? <p>Ben: Yeah, the Hyperdine System's 120-A2. <p>C-3PO: Well, that explains it then. The A2s always were a bit twitchy. That could never happen now with our behavioral inhibitors. It is impossible for me to harm or by omission of action, allow to be harmed, a human being. Right R-2? <p>R-2: *Beep*Tweet*Blep-Beep* <p>Everybody: HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
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the first thing I do when I get a magazine is pull ALL the subscription cards and needlessly thick ads out of it. Nothing is more annoying.
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Aug. 19, 2010, 3:06 p.m. CST
Teddy, the fun part is taking all those coupons...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
put them into the self addressed postage paid envelopes and mail them back to different magazines...
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They'd just fall out, littering my little empire. Customers and employees would slip on them or waste time picking them up and trashing them, so I decided to be proactive about it. Plus, like I said, it pads my work time, so it's a win for everyone.
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Too much work, not enough payoff...
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Aug. 19, 2010, 3:17 p.m. CST
Teddy, I just love imagining the faces of the people...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
who's job it is to open and process those return envelopes...
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Aug. 19, 2010, 3:19 p.m. CST
AND, it costs the magazine money for every envelope returned...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
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That Manna Cabana stint was epic!!!
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YODA: The last last time this is, young Skywalker. The last time you ever make me look bad in front of the younglings this is. Hear me, do you? $31,000 credits a year I make and a home I have and about to throw it all away on some punk like you I am not. But someday when out of my sight you are and forgotten all about this place you have and about you they've forgotten, and wrapped up in your own pathetic life you are, be. there. I. will. be. Right that is. And kick the living *shit* out of you I will. Knock your *dick* in the dirt I will. <BR><BR> Anakin Skywalker: You threatening me?<BR><BR> YODA: Do about it what are you going to? Believe you do you think anyone will? Your word over mine will anyone take? A master of *respect* I am around here. *Love* me they do. Swell *guy* I am. An unstable sack of shit you are and knows it everybody does. Oh, tough guy you are. Hey. [pokes Anakin with a stick] C’mon. [pokes again] On your feet get, pal. How tough you are let’s find out. How tough you are I want to know.<BR><BR> [offers Skywalker his chin]<BR><BR> YODA: First shot you take. Begging you I am. First shot you take. One hit just take. Come one, just one swing all I need is. Just one swing.<BR><BR> [Anakin pauses, staring]<BR><BR> YODA: What I thought this is. A gutless *turd* you are.
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When Harry Met Sally is on E! right now...
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He's the one that requested it.
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"But someday when out of my sight you are and forgotten all about this place you have and about you they've forgotten, and wrapped up in your own pathetic life you are, be. there. I. will. be. Right that is. And kick the living *shit* out of you I will. Knock your *dick* in the dirt I will. "
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Still dating the hot Asian gaming queen?
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to the tiny tales petting zoo thing that happened at your work?
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...favorite verse...<br> by FlickaPoo <br> ... 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled. <P> Ezekiel 23:19-21 <P> WTF????
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I broke up with her. Her parents were fucking insane... Also she wanted me to move with her back to New York where they live. No fucking way. <P> I'll miss the video games, though... and the sex.
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But at least you got your priorities strait...
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Aug. 19, 2010, 4:05 p.m. CST
Yeah, STLostman...the Bible is FULL of shit like that...
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
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IMHO.
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"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
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http://tinyurl.com/29zvhyo
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a Bogey movie quoted.<p>SEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Although, I'm sorry to say I did not really dig CASABLANCA. THE TREASURE OF SIERRA MADRE, on the other hand, is a beauty. Bogey's so feral in it.
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Aug. 19, 2010, 4:24 p.m. CST
"I'm shocked! Shocked to find that Pedalbacking is going on here
by ColonelFatheart
"Your chicken, sir." <p>"Oh, thank you ... "
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No wonder the good guys won WW2!!
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to help the couple get the money to buy their way to freedom? And the husband wanted to keep betting, Bogey standing next to him and telling him to quit while he's ahead. What a moment.
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Aug. 19, 2010, 4:29 p.m. CST
I'm sorry to... differ with you, Lord Chop, but...
by Le Vicious Fishus
"Nobody puts one over on Fred C. Dobbs."<BR><BR>Not even the Choppah...
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Just put your lips together and blow...
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THE AFRICAN QUEEN.
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and the french police commissioner says "I think I'll stay, this should be most interesting".
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Bogart is fantastic in that, and sharp as a dagger. Mind you, Sydney Greenstreet does a great job of upstaging him.
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then passed it on to Sinatra.
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Crazy hot in the 40s and 50s.
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Has another actor favorite: the inestimable Peter Lorre. Ever seen him in the German film masterpiece, M?<BR><BR>Just you wait, it won't be long. <BR>The man in black will soon be here. <BR>With his cleaver's blade so true. <BR>He'll make mincemeat out of YOU!
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going on an old classic movie marathon. My wife hates (most) older movies, but I have a real affection for them. <BR><BR>Hmmm, I turn 40 at the end of the month (yep--too true). Maybe I'll ask for a movie marathon weekend...
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[the opening riff for "Don't Fear the Reaper" complete with mega-cowbell]<BR><BR><BR><BR>Talkback times have come<BR> Here but now they're gone<BR> Users all fear the Choppah! So do Harry, Massy and Capone...<BR> They can't be like He is...<BR> All you babies...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> You know he'll never be banned... <BR>you'll fear the Choppah! <BR>The Choppah never will die... <BR>you'll fear the Choppah! <BR> Babies he's a MAN... <BR><BR> Ain't It Cool is done<BR> Here but now it's gone<BR> Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> Left together for a better job...<BR> Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> 40,000 fewer hits everyday<BR> ...Like Moriarty and Mr. Vern<BR> 40,000 fewer hits everyday...<BR> See these crappy articles...<BR> Another 40,000 leaving everyday...<BR> We can't be like He is!<BR> All you babies...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> Better give him a hand...you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> The Choppah never will die... you'll fear the Choppah!<BR> Babies, he's a MAN<BR><BR> SCOTTPILGRIMFAN's done<BR> Here but now he's gone<BR> Came the last night of talkback<BR> And it was clear that you couldn't go on<BR> When the site was open and His Name appeared<BR> The shitty ads shimmered then disappeared<BR> The talkbackers shivered when HE appeared...<BR> saying "YOU'RE ALL AFRAID!"<BR> All you babies...and you quaked in fear!<BR> You all ran from him...<BR> and you don't know why!<BR> You shit your britches and cry and cry!<BR> You can't become like CHOP is!<BR> You've been pwned by mighty hands...<BR> You can't become like CHOP is!<BR> You're all babies..who fear <BR><RB><RB><BR><BR><B><BR><R><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><B><B><BR>THE CHOPPAH!!!
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*IS* SCOTTPILGRIMFAN really gone? And, if so--was he finally CHOPped?
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a snippet--<BR><BR>JAMES Cameron's next project is to produce a 3D film version of the Antarctica horror novella At the Mountains of Madness, with his long-time friend Guillermo Del Toro directing. <BR><BR> The pair had long been looking for a project together, but the opportunity arose only after Del Toro dropped out of directing The Hobbit for Peter Jackson, frustrated at delays in funding. <BR><BR> The Hellboy director had worked on the screenplay and designs in New Zealand for more than two years - against the advice of Cameron. <BR><BR> "I was telling him for a long time to get out of that thing because there is only room for one captain on the ship," Cameron says. "Instinctively I knew that Peter was going to take over and do the movie. <BR><BR> "Guillermo, to his credit, didn't listen to me and wanted to do continue and had some great designs - and I have seen all the designs. <BR><BR> "Of course he would have done a spectacular job, but don't we want to see Peter do it? He should do it and Guillermo should do his thing. <BR><BR> "That's what I told both of them - you should just stay in your corners."<BR><BR>-- http://tinyurl.com/29gccd6
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I've felt 40+ for many a year now... Nice to make it official.
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Aug. 19, 2010, 4:53 p.m. CST
James Cameron...Career Councilor for the Creative Directors
by Cheeses_of_Nazareth
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http://tinyurl.com/2vgvw8e
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Have any weekend b-day plans?
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No kidding. I can smell his ego halfway around the world.<BR><BR>That stated, ATMOM is my most anticipated film since... well... probably since ye olde ESB. I think the draft screenplay del Toro wrote a few years ago was absolutely brilliant. Can't wait.
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Living as hard as I can over here...
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Adios, amigos.
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...that is a hell of a thing! I figured all your undercover work at the Cabana was lost to history...I forgot how much was reprinted and dissected here.<P> My eyeballs ache just thinking about formatting all that...It's a beautiful thing to have that all collected for the edification of future Pebrews.<P> Hot damn.
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Y'all come back now, y'hear.
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I read the first 15 pages of the screenplay. I'm hooked. Bring it the fuck on.
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If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I would have taken better care of myself...<p>With apologizes to Babe Ruth...
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We had a lot of fun...
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...finishing up a spread. I think you guys have been working harder though...there's been some mighty Pedalbacking going on here...
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FOUR loose subscription cards in each copy of each issue. Only Men's Health is worse.
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Damned loose subscription cards always fall out. And there I go, being responsible and picking them up even though everyone else treats the train like their personal refuse basket.
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of Pedalbacking, wine and poultry pounding.
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Aug. 19, 2010, 5:11 p.m. CST
Wow, one of Kubrick's daughters became a Scientologist
by ColonelFatheart
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You read that article about video games? Pretty interesting, getting an outsider's take on modern video games.
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Aug. 19, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST
In the latest Atlantic? The one with the Israel story, Ted?
by ColonelFatheart
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The Israel story was pretty interesting, but there's an article about a guy delving into video games for the first time that I found particularly enlightening. <P> The Israel story is just frightening.
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I'll get to the video game one next, though. <p>But back to the Israel feature, Ted. Isn't it fucking pathetic that world leaders continue to embark upon belligerent foreign policy to appease or live up to their fathers? It wasn't enough that we had W.'s psychodrama playing out in the invasion of Iraq, but now Netanyahu is going to bomb Iran because his militant 100-year-old father is "disappointed" in him. <p>Spare me, you childish twats!
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Nobody's ever learned anything from the past, it seems.
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Aug. 19, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST
funny. i was just talking to a guy who said the same thing
by MacReady452
Nobody's ever learned anything from the past, it seems. No shit.
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it's that we never learn anything from the past.
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And not feel anything like a connection to our fellow man!
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Iran's leaders, I should say. What a bunch of dickholes.
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What Iran needs is another revolution, and pronto. I really thought it was gonna happen after their last 'election', but they pussied out. You can't just blame the leaders when the population fails to intervene. <P> Of course, you could say the same thing about America.
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I'm gonna check out for the night. <p>Until tomorrow. ... Keep fuckin' that chicken.
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Watch out for crazed Zionists...
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Getting ready to eat dinner, more beef tonight :) The Mrs is making a beef noodle dish, made with pasta, beef chunks, scallions, in a beef broth based sauce...quite delicious.
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I'm having dinner at Church's Chicken tonight, I think.
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tight budget doesn't seem so heavy when delicious beef is for dinner. I had vegetarian stuffed peppers. fake beef aint so bad smothered in cheese and tomato sauce.
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...start capitalizing your handle, rogue. It's just, that's how you entered it, so I figure that's how you want it.
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Seriously what do you expect? The guy made the highest grossing film ever..TWO TIMES IN A ROW....that would give any one a huge ego. <P>Speaking of Bogart, High Sierra was also quite a good film, saw it in film class in Hight School.
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Were lucky, we can really economize when it comes to food. We can make things last, we can make several meals out of things, we get creative as well. Some of the shit from the dollar store is really not bad, as far as snacks and sides and stuff. We got a package of steaks and made 3 meals out of it. You do what you gotta do when you got nuffin. LOL.<P>Are you a vegetarian Mac?
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his handle is embiggened so I don't take the liberty.
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Most of them cook, no?
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Maybe I won't be capitalizing your handle anytime soon. I never did it for moose neither...
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No worries bro, capitalize it, don't capitalize it, no matter.
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Despite my best attempts, I do still get hung up on the small things from time to time.
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Mrs Rogue is an awesome cook, and between the two of us (I am quite the cook myself) we do alright. She has her specialties, I have mine, and when we combine our abilities, whew....gooooooood eatin.<P>We make stuffed burgers a lot lately, we see things on food shows and try them or give them out own spin. A few weeks ago, we made these awesome burgers...A nice thick patty, melted cheddar on top, then a few slices of rare roast beef, topped with a slice of american cheese, sautéed onions, slide it on a bun...I add some horseradish to mine, but it's optional....either way, god damned delicious.
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if she cooks for me I eat it. Mostly i cook for myself though. I have gotten away from it but I was on a high protein diet of just plain chicken, red peppers and black beans with Franks red hot. I could eat it every day really.
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Here I am contemplating another cigarette, just so I don't have to walk anywhere for food, then you lay that on me...I think I'm gonna haveta go get something to tide me over until I get to the comic book store (Church's Chicken is next door). <P> I've been meaning to try my hand at actually making my own food, but all my roomies are pretty good cooks themselves, and I just don't want to embarrass myself. Plus, if I screw it up, then I just wasted all the ingredients. Also, I hate doing dishes. <P> Lots of reasons I don't cook, but none of them are very good.
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i admire your efforts rogueman. that creativity is the key. I find I just make do with whatever.
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I LOVE that stuff Mac, I used to put it on everything. Pizza, eggs, burgers, chicken, steak. I don't get crazy like that anymore, but that stuff is freaking great.<P>Never get me to eat that veggie crap. If it's your (meaning whoever) thing, that's cool. But I cannot live without me meats. I applaud you for having the kindness to eat what she makes. I'm sure I'd do the same were I in your shoes though, as long as I was not required to give up me meats.
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A good thick patty, topped with melted cheddar, and when you bite into it, more cheddar oozes out, as well as crumbled bacon....yummmmm. <P>We did those one night. Stuffed burgers take a few times to get it to where the cheese does not ooze all out of the burger, but once you get it down, there's nothing like it.
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The burger with the roast beef is top notch flavor, my new favorite burger.<P>Mmmmm....smelling the beef noodle dish, mouth watering!!
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those are all great reasons. Church's Chicken is a franchise, no?<p>Makes me think of Chic-Fil-A.<p>I only had it for the first time a few months ago cause they don't have it in upstate NY. It's a fucking tragedy. Soooooo good.
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'you know how to whistle, Steve? Just put your lips together and blow.'<br>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MheNUWyROv8<br>Aaaaannnnd... readjust the Jesus-boner into the waistband, 'Kay back in business.
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Is Choppah trying to PedalBack? WTF? <br>THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOUR! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
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my buddy made a stuffed burger with it. The cheese leaked out all over but it looked awesome.
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Which is aged in wine for six to ten months. But we already got one of those, and he's smoked too.
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wit