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The majority of Fox News viewers not only despise Barack Obama, they also refuse to invest in green bananas, according to new survey results.
The “fair and balanced” channel boasts the oldest audience of any channel on TV, with an average age of 65, according to the report.
According to the United Nations World Population Prospects report, the average modern human lives to 67.
As James Hibberd points out in his Hollywood Reporter story on the matter, Fox News’ audience is older than the audiences for The Hallmark Channel, The Military Channel and The Golf Channel.
It also means the majority of Fox News viewers are eligible for that sinister lynchpin of American socialism, Social Security.
Competitor MSNBC averages viewers of 59 years of age. Which I guess means the MSNBC viewers will be able to vote in one or two more presidential elections than the Fox News viewers.
The youngest fully distributed cable channels are Oxygen, Bravo, VH1 Classic, Travel and TLC, all with audiences averaging 42 years of age.
Find all of Hibberd’s story on the matter here.
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