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Something I can't resist sharing... BLACKSTAR WARRIOR! A Blaxploitation Lando Riff That Rules!

Hey folks, Harry here and I have to share this. I know - Star Wars spoofs come like Forrest Gump, but I've always wanted to see a Blaxploitation LANDO feature. I really do. It just makes me feel happy - and I figured several of y'all should feel happy too. The line, "Space ain't BLACK enough to hide from him," could be the single most funny line I've heard in a while. Here ya go...

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  • Aug. 8, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    colt 45th

    by EyeForgiveMelGibson

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 7:08 p.m. CST

    It went on a bit too long

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    Short and sweet is the key.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 7:08 p.m. CST

    That's what she said

    by Jehovahs_Witness

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST


    by montessaurus

    is this for real? I hope it's real. <p> but yeah, one longo trailer.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    by MuhammadAmidala

    The Han Solo they got looked like the Han Solo from the New Hope prequel fan film that never got finished because the director turned out to be a serial killer. Here's the Youtube link.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 7:20 p.m. CST

    I don't know...

    by wampa 1

    ...but it sure smells good!

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 7:21 p.m. CST

    Totally BadAss!!!

    by adomenic

    This is crazy good. Too bad we cannot see the whole movie.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    I swear I've seen that actor before

    by ShiftyEyedDog2

    The one who plays Lando - anyone else recognize him? I cant place him.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 7:40 p.m. CST


    by mrwho

    yeah, he's really familiar as well. I an picture a scene of him in some other movie, but can't remember which one.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 7:42 p.m. CST

    Lando actor, I remember now!

    by mrwho

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST


    by mrwho

    never mind, i had it for a second but now its gone

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST


    by cmjcool

    is Leonard Roberts. He was DL on Heroes.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    by mrwho

    he was wearing a (i think) blue outfit, seemed like it was a sci-fi movie (the scene i'm thinking of for the lando actor) and he was bald.....

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 7:51 p.m. CST


    by mrwho

    that's the right guy i was thinking of, but no idea where the space scene I was thinking he was in came from.... lol oh well

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 7:59 p.m. CST

    you know whats great about that trailer??

    by listo65


  • Aug. 8, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    Fucking hell.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST


    by Shalako

    Lame. Not funny at all. Trying too hard is worse than not trying hard enough. Like a white guy trying to be hip and black. Jamfs.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 8:10 p.m. CST

    No one knows Lando but his woman.

    by RPLocke

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    It would have been funny if

    by DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBoston

    it was only a minute and twenty seconds or so. But the joke got old quick, and it had another two minutes of rehashing itself left.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST

    You're welcome Harry.

    by Orionsangels

    That was my email :)

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    Who's the white guy in the black vest? Jahn Solo?

    by GrandMuffTarkin

    The ugly, half-brother of Han?

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    are you all nuts?!

    by Kage

    that was made of win.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    by kabookieslap

    I worked on this. It was shot in Portland Oregon. I helped with set building and painted those pvc pipes. I was trying to do more but I had an injury and only spent two days on it.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 8:57 p.m. CST

    by kabookieslap

    I was told by the director that the guy who did the EFX shots was the guy who worked in Enterprise.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 9 p.m. CST

    Boo hoo, it's too long

    by SubliminalJones

    You wads can't even sit through a 3 minute goof without getting bored. Jesus Christ. The only thing that would have made that thing better is, of course, Zooey Deschanel. BSB, you gonna hit me?

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 9 p.m. CST


    by barto

    he was in drumline

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST

    Zooey Deschanel is a soulless skank with no talent

    by Jehovahs_Witness

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 9:23 p.m. CST

    Okay, wow

    by maelstrom_ZERO

    <p>I liked that. If this ever becomes a real movie though, I honestly hope that it'll have better pacing and execution than Black Dynamite. Honestly, the movie had so much potential, but had about 20-30 minutes of needless exposition and felt much, much too constrained by the genre it was emulating. . .although that was probably what they were going for anyways.</p> <p>Also, the female stormtroopers were awesome. Great concept, especially the bare midriff stormtrooper armor.</p>

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 9:28 p.m. CST

    Now that's BAD-ASS!

    by Shub-Wankalot

    Now shut yer mouth!

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 9:29 p.m. CST

    Who voiced Vader?

    by BizarroJerry

    He sounded an awful lot like James Earl Jones. LucasArts should hire that guy.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 9:46 p.m. CST

    Micahel Jai White

    by jazzylg

    Sounds like his voice...The guy that's playing Lando is D.L. from Heroes!

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 10 p.m. CST

    Jahn Solo?

    by montessaurus

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 10 p.m. CST


    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 10:01 p.m. CST

    Jahn Solo?

    by montessaurus

    I think he's Hands So-Low. <p> Also, Zooey Deschanel < Gemma Aterton. <p> <br> LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 10:12 p.m. CST

    Zooey Deschanel is a goddess.

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 10:15 p.m. CST


    by ZoeFan

    And went about 2 minutes too long.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 10:16 p.m. CST

    Black Dynamite

    by MJDeViant

    Should have swept the oscars. Best comedy in ages.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 10:17 p.m. CST


    by Wyrdy the Gerbil

    Yeah you know who you are

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    You can find a Zooey Deschanel look-alike....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...working a cash register at just about any Wal Mart in America.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    If Black Dynamite can do it... We can too

    by ZoeFan

    That's what the creator of this thought. I'm here to say NO YOU CAN'T.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 10:21 p.m. CST

    Damn I thought this was...

    by awardgiver

    a piece on the old Blackstar cartoon by Filmation.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 10:33 p.m. CST

    "Works every time"...

    by Ironhelix

    ...awesome Colt 45 reference.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 10:33 p.m. CST

    That was awesome

    by Chief Joseph

    You have no Soul if you didn't like that.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 10:39 p.m. CST

    Then I have no soul...

    by Fah-Cue

    Funny. Not.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST


    by Grooveraider

    These are the SAME mother fuckers jerkin off the Jackass 3-D the other day. Can't trust these peckawoods !

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 11:08 p.m. CST

    Nice use of the Wilhelm Scream. NT

    by JonRD463

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 11:11 p.m. CST

    Can you at least put post this as a cinematic shrimp??

    by BetterCallSaul

    That AICN feature didn't last one tenth as long the retarded Script Girl posts.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 11:11 p.m. CST

    That Was Tight!

    by Munro Kelly

    Thanks for sharing, Harry.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 11:16 p.m. CST


    by DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBoston

    Please tell me which Wal-Marts you are going to, because I need to get there FAST. <br><br>Actually not, you're being a cunt.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    I don't go to WalMart

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    They're full of white trash and Zooey Deschanel look-alikes.

  • Aug. 8, 2010, 11:45 p.m. CST

    Where's BringingSexyBack.....

    by SubliminalJones

    to defend his imaginary girlfriend??

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST

    That was Better than the Prequels

    by LOST_FAN

    and you know it be true

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST

    I hate trailers that give away the whole story

    by hawks5999

    I mean, leave something for the theatre!

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 1:08 a.m. CST

    by kuldan

    That wasn't very funny.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 2:01 a.m. CST


    by TheDudeinLA

    Seen this mash up video?

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 2:12 a.m. CST

    Movie trailers aren't usually 3 min long

    by Rupee88

    thank goodness

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 2:13 a.m. CST

    Yeah sucka's....

    by Bruce Leroy

    I loved it! Totally inspired! Someone needs to make this for real.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 2:30 a.m. CST

    If that was in three D Trannyformers Apologist would love it

    by RPLocke

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 3:07 a.m. CST

    If you want to see it, Ask yo Mama!

    by GornPirate

    LMAO this is right up their with Hardware Wars as a classic SW parody.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 4:11 a.m. CST

    Profit does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    kabookieslap (or indeed anyone), this parody trailer obviously cost a fair few dollars to put together. It's not like some simple redubbed fan edit.<p> So, so what's the economic model? Where's the profit or return from making it?

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 4:19 a.m. CST

    Too funny

    by stvnhthr

    That was awesome. I'd watch a whole movie like that.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 5:34 a.m. CST

    I liked it, but...


    As SW/Blaxploitation mash-ups go, it doesn't hold a candle to THE VADER SESSIONS.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 5:47 a.m. CST

    The Lead Actor Is From "Buffy"

    by Media Messiah

    He played one of the soldiers from the Initiative on Buffy. He was best friend to Riley (spelling?), Buffy's soldier boyfriend whom she met in college. Riley was the troop leader of the Initiative. They were college kids, who were secretly troops that search-out and kill things that go bump in the night (the being monsters, and the like).

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 6 a.m. CST

    Chewbacca looks like Gregg Allman

    by joe90025

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 6:24 a.m. CST


    by evilnerd

    is black?

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 6:28 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    Because I didn't like I'm Gonna Git You Stormtroopa? LOL if I'd known there were hyper-sensitive Star Wars blaxploitation parody fans I'd have bashed the clip some more. <P> But on a serious note Jehovah, considering the girls you date have "tufts of hair coming out of their anus" I think Walmart workers would be a huge step up for ya. Stay classy!

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 6:47 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    BSB, gross. Still there are some furry fetishists out there who'd kill to have a gal like that.<p> Do you pronounce Zooey like Chewie or like Bowie?

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 6:52 a.m. CST


    by JonChambers

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 6:53 a.m. CST


    by JonChambers

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 6:53 a.m. CST

    THIS BETTER BECOME A SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by JonChambers

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 6:58 a.m. CST

    its just not funny.. is it meant to a drama?

    by daniel_larussos_gonna_fight

    I didnt' think this had anything funny to it..

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 7:17 a.m. CST


    by Grammaton Cleric Binks


  • Aug. 9, 2010, 7:23 a.m. CST

    At first I thought this was a live action Blackstar

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    With Jon Blackstar and his dragon horse fighting The Overlord with his star sword.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 7:24 a.m. CST

    awesome vid

    by fat_rancor_keeper

    Much better than I thought it would be. Lando = da MAN

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 7:43 a.m. CST

    As soon as it started I was waiting for the wilhelm scream


    And sure enough there it was.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 8:13 a.m. CST

    BSB, we have that in common

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    Because the boys you date have a tuft of hair coming out of their anus, too.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 8:20 a.m. CST

    I liked it before when it was first called BLACK DYNAMITE

    by []D[][]V[][]D

    I liked it before when it was first called BLACK DYNAMITE.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 8:32 a.m. CST

    I wish this were real!

    by SanityKaos

    "Put your hand in the speakerbox!" Crap wrong movie!

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 9:05 a.m. CST

    Come on, that was the bee's knees!

    by BenBraddock

    Nice work guys

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 9:17 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    I can assure you they'd be much better groomed than your girls. You're on your own there. Keep striving for excellence!

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 9:21 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    In France, where Zooey has her origines, they pronounce like Chewie. Yes, I looked this up!

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 9:33 a.m. CST

    That's Forrest from BTVS!

    by frakthetoasters

    I couldn't recognize him with hair and the mustache.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 9:36 a.m. CST

    BSB insists that the boys he hooks up with....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...are well groomed. He's very anal about that sort of thing.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 9:41 a.m. CST

    I was wondering what Doakes has been up to

    by HapaPapa72

    Since he left Dexter. Very cool.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 9:45 a.m. CST


    by MikeTheSpike

    Don't be a petty little twat.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 9:50 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    You would be well served to find some. I mean, when you go through with fucking a girl whose hairy ass makes you want to vomit, I imagine you don't have many choices to begin with. But at least show some pride. Perhaps a man makeover is in order. I heard the clothing selection at Walmart is superior to the Dollar Store. Good luck with that!

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 10:14 a.m. CST

    Wait, Lando isn't the only black person in the universe?

    by stringztoo

    Chewbacca looked horrendous, Vader sounded really good, and is it just me or was Lando the only black person in the galaxy according to the original trilogy?

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 10:17 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Jehovahs your eyes have Witnessed things that no mans should.<p> And your dog has been subjected to things that no canine should.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 10:18 a.m. CST

    Not sure if want.

    by Tigger Tales

    Was that really Doakes, HappyPapa27?

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 10:21 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    stringztoo, maybe a couple of the sandpeople were brothers under the bandages. And one of the Bespin guards was black too - how do I know? I had the action figure (also the white Bespin guard action figure had a gay biker tache, so i guess Cloud City was the place to be for minorities).

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 10:22 a.m. CST

    I like the idea

    by tomimt

    but the execution was lacking and not at all funny.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST

    by Cool_It_Aint

    Reminds me of this:

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 10:59 a.m. CST

    There's a black X-Wing pilot in Jedi....

    by SubliminalJones

    for about a second and a half. He yells "She's gonna blow!" and promptly explodes.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 11:03 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    I mean, he acted white and all but still. Anyway, no sistas in the galaxy. Total absence of flava.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 11:04 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 11:54 a.m. CST

    Where the hell do you live where........

    by lewarcher1949

    they have Zooey D. lookalikes working at Wal-Mart? 'Cause I sure would like to go there!

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    Lucas loves to kill the brothas and

    by parissun

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 12:21 p.m. CST


    by 0007

    Blaxploitation and other grindhouse movies movie trailer were all about 3 min. long.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 12:52 p.m. CST

    wasnt there a Black Guy somewhere in the background

    by Stalkeye

    ..during the Mos Eisely scene? (A New Hope)But yeah, other than that the only brothas I can recall from the entire saga was Lando,Mace and that x wing pilot who ironically looks like Eddie Murphy. (Ewoks dont count although they were another one of Georgie's racist incarnations.)

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Oh, I forgot there were two black guys from TPM

    by Stalkeye

    An aged fighter pilot and one of Pademe's bodyguards who had the batman grappling hook.....<p>...<p>..then again, that movie should not be considered part of the SW universe same goes for the last two Alien sequels.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 12:56 p.m. CST

    I found another black guy in Jedi....

    by SubliminalJones

    In Jabba's palace, when disguised Leia brings Chewbacca in as a prisoner. C-3PO proclaims "oh no, Chewbacca", and the guy turns to look at him like "oh no you di'int".

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Best tribute to Grindhouse films other than Grindhouse..

    by Stalkeye

    ..would go to both House of the Dead Overkill and WET. (Respectively)

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Lazy and racist.

    by ZalgonMcGee

    Williams is a distinguished actor with no connection to the blaxploitation genre besides his skin colour. What's next, a "hilarious" spoof of Yo-Yo Ma doing kung fu? Why is this acceptable here?

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 1:22 p.m. CST

    No connection to blaxploitation?

    by SubliminalJones

    Check out The Final Comedown(1972), The Hit(1973) and The Take(1974).

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 1:30 p.m. CST


    by Saen

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 1:49 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Zalgon, you're wrong mong. Billy Dee Williams was also in UNDERCOVER BROTHER, a blaxploitation parody maybe 6 or 7 years back.<p> But i'd like to repeat my question of earlier - how did the makers of this expensive trailer parody make any money back?

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Black Dynamite was boring

    by estacado1

    The cameos were the only highlights of the movie. Everything else was as funny as dane cook.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 2:01 p.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 2:02 p.m. CST

    Love it, but it really needs Billie Dee Williams.

    by Royston Lodge

    I mean, come on, Billie Dee did Robot Chicken Star Wars 2. Surely he'd be willing to do a kick-ass fan film!<p> Wouldn't he?<p> Hmm...

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 2:04 p.m. CST

    You have a good point Cobra...

    by THAT__SAID

    I mean, the production value on this kind of stuff is pretty high these days and they've obviously got a decent budget, if still nothing compared to Hollywood. <p> Much as I enjoyed this trailer you can't help but think had they devoted this amount of effort into an original idea they could make themselves some money and garner some attention as real filmmakers.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 3:09 p.m. CST

    ROTJ had a black X-Wing pilot...

    by blackmantis

    ...who blew up about 5 seconds after he appeared on screen.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST

    Works Every Time!

    by deelzbub

    You know it does! <P> Love the Colt 45 slogan!

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    @ SubliminalJones, you kidding right?

    by ToMonicker

    Because you seem to have decribed the scene with Lando in the palace. LOL!

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST

    And yeah, it tries wayyy too hard

    by ToMonicker

    Is this what we have in store for that Star Wars comedy? *shudder*

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Empire has a black guard on Bespin.

    by vic twenty

    A Latino too. Lando is the number one EOE in the galaxy.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 3:56 p.m. CST


    by D.Vader

    Oh I love it when Vader delivers that line.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST

    I do agree that this goes on for too long

    by D.Vader

    Like almost every short film, the shorter the better.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 4:04 p.m. CST

    Cobra, what makes you think they made money off this?

    by D.Vader

    I've never made any money off of any of my videos. Yet, anyway.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Better than the Prequels

    by PlayerHater_of_the_year

    They should make a Lando movie. A totally badass space adventure. That could actually save Starwars from the shit storm it has became over the last decade.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 5:23 p.m. CST

    Darth Vader is a black guy...

    by Royston Lodge


  • Aug. 9, 2010, 5:44 p.m. CST


    by folanjo

    Was that not just the best thing ever. Shaft meets Star Wars!! Wait a minute didn't Samuel L Jackson do that. "Butch, don't you be pointing that blaster on me. I will get Jedi on yo ass!"

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 6 p.m. CST

    That white guy in the black vest...

    by Sammaddis

    That guy is Jimmy Siokos, I recognize him from the celebrations. I'd quit bustin' his balls, he's a pretty big boy. And on top of that, the only guy out there who has enough balls to put on the Solo suit and pull it off. If it weren't for a guy like him, we'd never get to see Han in a fan film, cause nobody can come as close as he does to pulling it off. Listen to his voice when he says, "I've got a bad feeling about this," it's spot on!

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 6:15 p.m. CST

    I'm not wrong, and it is racist.

    by ZalgonMcGee

    Any black-themed movie from the 70s is erroneously lumped into the blaxploitation genre. I guarantee you guys haven't actually seen those movies. Keep defending racism. Real classy.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 6:20 p.m. CST

    So blaxploitation is racist?

    by D.Vader

    Or making a fake trailer for a fake movie set in the blaxploitation genre is racist? Just what the hell is your point Zalgon, bc I'm not seeing anything of substance here other than someone shouting to be heard.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 6:28 p.m. CST

    The actor is the dude playing...

    by MajorTierce79

    Is playing Mika's dad on heroes season 1 or 2 can't remember which and he was also on smallville playing a Kryptonian

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 6:38 p.m. CST


    by SubliminalJones

    It's obvious not Billy Dee Williams I'm referring to in the Jabba's Palace scene. This guy appears before Lando's first reveal.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 6:38 p.m. CST


    by SubliminalJones

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 6:43 p.m. CST


    by SubliminalJones

    No, not every black-themed movie from the 70s is erroneously lumped into the blaxploitation genre. If so, Bingo Long And The Traveling All-Stars would be considered a blaxploitation film with Billy Dee Williams. But the 3 films I mentioned definitely fall into that category, and I've seen them, so you can guarantee absolutely nothing.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 7:47 p.m. CST

    BSB has the smallest penis amongst all the talkbackers

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    THAT'S WHY HE PUTS ALL HIS SUBJECT LINES IN compensate for his extremely tiny pee pee.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 7:50 p.m. CST

    BSB named himself after a Justin Timberlake song

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    Because BSB and Justin Timberlake have several things in common: <p> They are both white, lame, and have very tiny wieners. It's true...just ask Britney Spears about JT's tiny wiener...and ask the Asian tranny on 3rd and Broadway about BSB's tiny wiener.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 7:58 p.m. CST

    Hmmm... BSB is funnier

    by D.Vader

    Point goes to him.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    D. Vader...sucking your friend BSB's tiny cock....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...makes no difference to this talkback. I invite all of BSB's gay friends to come suck on his tiny (non)member. Come one, come all.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Well that was predictable

    by D.Vader

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    Your fixation on my penis makes me feel uncomfortable and uneasy.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 10:16 p.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    Not the cocksucking kind of course. The regular kind ...

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 10:23 p.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    Unless they have tufts of hair in their anuses. Then they cool.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 10:25 p.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    In any case the Asian trannies are down at Christopher. Everybody knows that.

  • Aug. 9, 2010, 10:34 p.m. CST

    Of course, BSB

    by D.Vader

    You just say the word and I got your back. If you know what I mean. *Wink wink*.

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 12:07 a.m. CST

    There's a mockumentary up

    by Chief Joseph <br><br> Three part mockumentary on the 1978 "Making of" Black Star Warrior.

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 12:11 a.m. CST

    re: profit?

    by Chief Joseph

    I'd imagine all the attention the filmmakers are getting for this will open some doors for them. That might be what they're aiming for.

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 1:19 a.m. CST

    Proof that '70s trailers were LONG

    by Chief Joseph <br><br>

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 1:37 a.m. CST

    Anyone crying RACISM is a knee-jerk, pc douche

    by Hellboy

    I said it. Also, Black Dynamite didn't create the blaxploitation parody.

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 2:12 a.m. CST

    I really liked it.

    by catlettuce4

    It wasn't constantly hilarious, but it was funny as an overall concept... great job, whoever made it! And guys... sure it is over 3 minutes, but this is the whole thing, it's obviously meant to be a finished product not a teaser for some eventual full length movie.

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 2:56 a.m. CST

    I Dunno, I Thought It Was Pretty Damn Funny

    by LaserPants

    Blaxploitation parodies have been done before (in addition to being self-parodying), sure, but this is the first time I've seen a Star Wars Blaxploitation parody. I can't believe there are people here who didn't at least crack a smile during this trailer.

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 5:04 a.m. CST

    BSB feels uncomfortable around black people....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ...because their reputation for having large penises makes him feel very insecure about his tiny one. Ironically, he doesn't like Asian men, either, because despite their reputation for having tiny penises, all the Asian men BSB has had sex with and showered with have had larger penises than him. So when he fucks them, he fucks them with anger, and he furiously humps their rumps...yet, they nary feel a thing.

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 5:14 a.m. CST

    Once a week, BSB tells his wife he's going bowling.....

    by Jehovahs_Witness

    ....but the gym bag which supposedly carries his uniform, bowling shoes, and bowling ball, actually contains a wig, a dress, a make-up kit, pictures of Zooey Deschanel, and 2 scripts of 500 days of Summer. BSB heads down to Christopher street and picks the Asian male prostitute who most looks like Joseph Gordon Levitt. <p> BSB takes him to a pre-paid hotel room, goes to the bathroom to dress up like Zooey Deschanel with lip-stick smeared across his face, and then the two of them read scenes from 500 days of Summer after doing a few lines of coke. When BSB's dick is sufficiently hard, he throws the script aside, tears off his dress, does a face-plant on the bed and yells "DO ME!!!," while spreading his butt cheeks apart. <p> While the Asian male prostitute does BSB, D.Vader hides in the closet and videotapes it as per their usual arrangement, while jerking off his penis (the 2nd tiniest penis amongst AICN talkbackers).

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 7:11 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    That turned me on.

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 7:20 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    is because he doesn't wanna get jacked. Or stabbed in the eye with a pen. Penis envy is the secondary reason.

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 7:23 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    Dress: Check <P> Lipstick: Check <P> Cash for tranny: Check <P> Sounds like a plan. Coke:

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 8:55 a.m. CST

    Well Jehova's Witness was right about one thing

    by D.Vader

    And one thing only. I would be the guy with the video camera, that's true.

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 9:43 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    Let's go for Greengrass shakey cam style.

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST

    So Lando

    by liveasiatic

    Love it, but check this out. Much better Lando piece.

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 4:18 p.m. CST

    I like the

    by ObiBen


  • Aug. 11, 2010, 4:18 p.m. CST

    THE BEST !

    by MattHooper

    Simply the best produced of these multitude of Star Wars parodies ever ! These guys did a great job.

  • Aug. 20, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    They got the idea from

    by NeoBaggins

    Chewy Han and Lando: the animated series on youtube. I'd rather watch that. It's funnier and actually follows the real STAR WARS timeline.