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ScoreKeeper Reveals the Five Survivors Who'll Be Receiving a PREDATORS CD!
Greetings! ScoreKeeper here to reveal the five survivors who will be receiving a brand new factory sealed CD of the PREDATORS (2010) score composed by John Debney courtesy of La-La Land Records.

It was a fun hunt. The five survivors are...
Ben Anderson of Columbus, Ohio
Eddie P. Borne, Jr. of Pearl River, Louisiana
Adam Bromberek of Greenfield, Wisconsin
Emmanouil Benetos of London, United Kingdom
Ferdinand Winter of Kiel, Germany
Congratulations survivors! You did alright. The rest....uh, not so much.
For more information including audio samples and order placement please visit La-La Land Records.
ScoreKeeper!!!

Ben Anderson of Columbus, Ohio
Eddie P. Borne, Jr. of Pearl River, Louisiana
Adam Bromberek of Greenfield, Wisconsin
Emmanouil Benetos of London, United Kingdom
Ferdinand Winter of Kiel, Germany
ScoreKeeper!!!
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I can't imagine that music to be any good.
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Aug 08, 2010 6:36:18 PM CDT
For anyone who missed the reissue of Silvestri's Predator...
by nasty in the pasty
...this is an adequate substitute.
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I jacked it to adam brody all the time
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Still waiting for someone from latinamerica to get a price from these contests.
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Another thread, another fail.
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Predators opened at #3? It was a box office failure (myopically speaking which is what the studios only really care about... they could careless about long term). 40 million budget.. with a 40-50 mil advertising budget? It only made 108 mil world wide (4 weeks in). He can sweep that turd under the rug with his Grindhouse flick.
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It's so bad and lame people have already forgotten about it. God what a bag of shit.
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yeah i'm sure FOx was more excited about the 70 million avatar brought in opening weekend as oppsed to the 700 million plus it brought in over it's whole run. You're a fucking idiot to think that studios don't care about long term, half the movies out there only turn a profit because of long term as well as DVD sales, unless a film is made relativley cheap very few movies make back the entire budget on one weekend alone, and predators is an example of that, but after a few weeks out it's made more then enough to not only make a profit but to also warrant a sequelAnd by the way, you have no idea how a film makes a profit, each thatre has to pay a fee to the studios upfront in order to show the movie, then the box office returns are split between the theatre ownders and the studios, plus companies like fast food chains and toy manufactuers or book publishers have to pay the studio to have tie in merchandise, Predators with it's lower budget probabaly made it half back before it even opend
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Fellow Ohioan! Congrats to you!
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So close to me too, haha.
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Studios are myopic... they look at opening day... and then the % drop off... and pretty much rule it a success or failure within weeks... sometimes just a weekend. Waterworld is considered a failure but grossed $264,218,220 worldwide... with a production budget of 175 mil... even with a 50 mil advertising budget it still made a profit... ask Universal if it would distro a sequel? Hell no. Ask Davis Ent if they would sink cash into a sequel? Hell no.
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Yeah, I would have no idea how a movie makes a profit... above and below the line costs... print costs... production budgets... advertising budgets (ATL, BTL, TTL)... post costs... yada yada.
Wow, if you fund flicks irl, werewolf... you must be floating a business in the red.
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The theater / distro paradigm is drastically changing.
Mark is correct.
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I want to thank you for keeping your contests open to ALL the readers of the site. Not sending them to Twitter, restricting them to Austin or Chicago, and/or excluding the rest of the world outside of these United States. Unlike many of the other folks in charge here, you seem to get that - and for one, I want you to know that I appreciate it. Keep up the awesome work.
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truly as posted above.
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Me oul pappy, venerable milkman, used to talk tell of these contraptions.
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I always feel like a Red Shirt: expendable.
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'You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy. '
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but the best defense is a good offense [brandishing menacing looking wine-key]"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER, ALIEN SCUM!"
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...interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, out at the farthest reaches of the galaxy...
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...dangerous mission!
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Aug 10, 2010 11:58:38 AM CDT
...the alien creature is overwhelmingly but deceptively...
by flickapoo
...lovable. It lures Spaceman Flick in close...only to retch and spew the acidic contents of one of its many stomachs in his direction...
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...Frap-Ray blaster!
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plug it's hole with strawberry jam and hypnotize it with swedish animation about land-bound waterfowl! Quick man this is no time to dally with disinfectant wipes and Vicks! Get to the remote control before all is lost.
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...singed facial hair? Tender skin? Face as smooth and pink as a Scarlett Johansson's situpon in LOST IN TRANSLATION?
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perfect derriere, I would be massaging it with herbal infused scented oils at this very moment. No, actually, like gasoline or any extremely flammable gas, lighter fluid burns too quickly to cause any serious heat. I simply dusted the hair ash off of my beard and began grilling in earnest. (thereafter the coals did light nicely, I might add). Still, Phillies fans are not known for their intelligence, and it was embarassing to be the dumbest looking motheflamer at the place.
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each the sze of a worn down pencil earaser on the bottom of my nose and my ear. The real injury was to my pride, having established myself as incompetent both intellectually and in manly activities homo erectus mastered years ago.
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...territory.
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Nice to see a fan of the team we faced in the World Series last year. Yes, I am a Yankee fan.*waits to see if I need to run for cover*
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watta great way to begin a film!
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and a nude Micheal Moore, and I'd order nothing but liverwurst and onions with no utensils, as long as I could eat it off of that delectable ass.
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Aug 10, 2010 12:33:48 PM CDT
that fade in makes me forget the madness that was GODFATHER 3
by six demon bag
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im just saying
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and sharp wit..dammit i said that out loud.
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Lotsa man love for Ryan huh Sixies? LOL
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...for his career. She's magical.
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...I'll give him that.
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Her inner thigh freckles are the inerrant Word of , given to us mere mortals so that we may know that is good and that loves us and wants us to be happy. If her skin is not being gently suckled like the milky white manna that it is, there is no .
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No intelligent life HERE, that's fer sherr. ;) What'up peebs? I've been busy/in tha funk the last few days, hence my mostly absent ass. What we talking about today? Harry's in-depth kick-ass review? The DVD column getting POLANSKI'D? Scorched-face policy? C'mon bitches....ENTERTAIN ME!!!!! And that is said with complete love and respect.
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I nominated a flick for the Pantheon, not sure if you saw that. Otherwise it's been a relatively quiet day in PB world.
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holy jeez i wanted to lick em!
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but I'd never admit that. 'Cause I'm a MAN, baby!
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you've got a BONER on your six (demon bag)!
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...with his demonseed. He has a Get Out Of Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison card until the new Little Demon is six months old...
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don't make me chase you into the snow, 'calling Wiiiiild-fiiiiire!' Just a lil Michael Martin Murphy for all your tee-hineys.
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off into the forest!!!!!
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you're the CURIOUS ONE!
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get an axe!
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Sixies...where are you....I got a pic of Ryan hereeeeeeeee.......
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gone feral. Sixies are very close to their wild ancestral roots, I hear. Shouldn't be surprised to find him masturbating shamelessly in a tree whilst savaging the bloody corpse of a small woodland creature.
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indulges his kinks in private, and puts a beach towel down first.
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...just 100 yards in I found an empty bag in a thicket of brambles... RUN!
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...RUN!
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I run at full speed out of the forest, that was a terrifying sound, one I would not want to hear twice in my lifetime.
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http://tinyurl.com/ybuk6lt
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methinks I hear a demon creep....
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I think I've wet meself.
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I've seen that before. Just forgot it.
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He is a creepy one that sixies
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Once upon a time, on the cube farm... A buddy of mine sent a link via email to an unsuspecting, VERY Christian lady in the office. It was something about a daily scripture or somesuch. She opens it....and this super-loud voice belts from her computer: "HEY EVERYBODY!!! I'M LOOKING AT PORN OVER HERE!!!!" Mortification and ROTFL'ing did commence. I mean, the whole office could hear it. Classique.
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Demon Bag
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...security program on my laptop freak out.
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Would love to have seen the ultra religious getting pranked. How did she take it? Was she a good sport or did she get angry?
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YODA MAN!
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once the scarlet faded. She told him that he got her good...but to NEVER do it again, please. Yep, even said 'please'.
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Those super religious people are funny sometimes.
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that LIVED her faith, rather than chatting it up at all times or being a negative, judgmental ass-hat. A class act really.
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you bunch of hell-bound sinners! THE FARRS AWAIT YOU!!!
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So be it then, I will burn in flames.....better than dealing with the ex though...he he he
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...rarer, but they're out there.
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Threw firecrackers from his window at the Jehovah's witnesses who kept ringing the doorbell downstairs.Funny thing tho, they didn't stick around and I never found out how they took the prank.
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the cranky 17 yr old in question was Flicka. He found his younger brother out not too long ago and suggested an 'outing.' 'Sup bro.
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Years ago, these Jehovah's witnesses were coming to my house 2-3 times a week, driving me INSANE. I was trying to be nice but they persisted. So I made a fake book cover to make it look like I had a Satanic bible, dressed all in black, played some Morbid Angel on the stereo, lit a bunch of candles, kept the blinds shut....answered the door with book in hand, candles lit and music blasting. "Yes" I said....They took a quick peek inside, looked at each other, then looked at me...."You have a nice day sir"Never saw them again.
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I met Bruce Campbell when he came to town to sign IF CHINS COULD KILL. They showed ARMY OF DARKNESS while you were waiting. I didn't want him to sign "Groovy" of "Hail to the King", so I have a signed copy of his book, "Mac, It's a trick. Get an axe."
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Now, to wash the car! In the August heat! Smart, thou art not Fuzzy!
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....yeah, Scary and I pushed our luck already. Figured Pebrews would tar and feather me if it happened again.
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I loved IF CHINS COULD KILL. Never finished MAKE LOVE! THE BRUCE CAMPBELL WAY, though. Anyway...wash the car! We need the rain anyway.
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but with far fewer legal ramifications, not that the Italian police give two shits about a couple terrified non-Catholic evangelists.
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I'll have to check it out.
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It actually wasn't as involved as it sounds. The thing that took the longest was the book cover...I had the music, was heavily into candles at the time and had a lot of black clothing. I had to keep an eye out to see if they were in the neighborhood and as soon as I did that's when the candle lighter came out, and music went on.....
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ive given up on logging them..im just going full steam ahead..i can still make lists of eps that were good.i just saw INVASION OF THE DINOSAURS on youtube..man that has to be seen to be believed..some really shitty stop motion but it won me over regardless.
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COME ON!!
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...well, I suppose I can settle for periodic progress reports...
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I usually just tell em I'm a life long Catholic and it usually does the trick. Then they "share a prayer" with me and they are off. Church of Satan sounds more fun though.
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"All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time."
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I'm running off to work. Good day gents. May it be free of soliticious agents of the watchtower.
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They were talking and looking back as they walked away....I must have scared the crap out of them LOL.
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Have a great night dude!
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Got a little Gunslinger chill there. Say what you will, Stephen King knows how to stick in your skull sometimes. G'day all
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on the coffee table.[scratches head]What to do?Gotta be Kick Ass tonight.
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im going at full steam now..and i really dont wanna stop to do lil synopses and whatnot.it was ok in the beginning (and easier) because i wasnt able to watch as many back to back. now that im getting into the later doctors, the serials are more available.yeah, thats why. not because im lazy. not at all.
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WOLFMANKICK ASSPROPHET
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3 hr block on TBS, watch it every week. I love that show, and am not among the ones who think it sucks now. It may not be as top quality as the first two seasons, but it still makes me laugh every time. Better than most of the bullshit that passes for comedy these days anyway.Oh, and am I the only one who does not get 30 Rock? I have tried to watch it a couple of times and did not find it funny. Alec Baldwin was ok, but even his usual comedic talents don't seem to shine through. Don't see the supposed brilliance in that show at all.
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Had a kickass BBQ Saturday. First time grilling; no Fiver-like conflagrations, though. The end of the party was somewhat marred after most of the other folks went home, and one of the five stragglers dropped the "N" bomb (in a seemingly endearing manner) in front of two black friends ... Did a whole bunch of nothing Sunday ... Hershey Park yesterday. I'm not usually a ride guy, but I was in the mood yesterday. Only, my DF was having her monthly friend for company and didn't feel up to it. Still, we had a great time. Plus, we scored a 1 lb Reese's peanut butter cup at Chocolate World ... Today, did some cleaning, shopping and squeezed in HOT TUB TIME MACHINE, which had some pretty hilarious moments and Rob Corddry, but is ultimately very slight. *** out of five.
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Glad to hear your having a good vacation bro!! Raise a toast to your fellow PB'ers!!Good to see your grilling, all men need to know how to grill, it is a requirement, check your birth certificate, the small print, it's there.
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the wife and i rolled thru that shit quick..but not enough to sync up with the current season.so i havent seen any of the new ones..itll be out soon on dvd and well knock it out before season 7
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My work day is at an end, talk to you guys in a bit.
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Aug 10, 2010 3:03:24 PM CDT
I was all nervous that I was going to fuck it up, Rogue.
by colonelfatheart
But something internal, some instinct took over. I felt in my element.
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Peace and chicken grease, Pebrews.
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http://tinyurl.com/2ephj3a
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I haven't read that article yet, but I did see the "rolling her eyes" video. Its hard to see if she's actually rolling her eyes, but I found her and her daughter's response to finding out the other woman was a teacher to be... troubling? Almost like they expect teachers to be hard on them? Almost like they think less of teachers? Like "oh, you're one of THEM, figures," is the kind of attitude I perceived them having. I also didn't like Palin's daughter there shouting back, like they were ganging up on the teacher. I also thought what Palin was saying to the teacher, to defend her "position", whatever that may be, to be a bunch of bullshit. "I'm fighting for American to have their Constitutional rights protected!" "By doing what now?" "By... electing candidates who understand the Constitution! By... fighting for our military! Yay!" I'm surprised she didn't just say "911!!"
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Obama leaving his Senate seat to run for President- something McCain would have done had he won, something EVERY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE DOES WHEN THEY WIN- is in NO way comparable to Palin leaving her office before her term ended, especially since she was NOT MOVING UP to be VP or President or anything else. Completely different situations. But the idiots there refuse to admit it.
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agreed..people dont understand that she quit. QUIT. not to move up into a higher position of office, which has been done time and again. she abandonded her state because it was too small for her and her ego. plain and simple.she might as well have grabbed a beer and slid down a chute on her way out.
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http://tinyurl.com/2dk8uyg
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Aug 10, 2010 3:41:00 PM CDT
ive had to hear idiots all day that they are glad obama
by six demon bag
is outta texas.SHOO BOY, GIT!! GO BACK TO YOUR WHITE HOUSE!ignorant fuckers in this state..
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Good call Rogue.
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the COOLEST fucking thing EVER!
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Though a series of stills of her holding a dry erase board explianing the situation?
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yeah my paper made him look like a slacker degenerate.they didnt talk about the abuse he got from the passenger.but i know. i know.
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and she is a HOPA
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...I'd been avoiding it...but it certainly has its moments.
The whole plot involving the aliens is the weakest part. I think it would have been better as a more simple ET type story...but then maybe I'd be complaining that it's trying too hard to be ET.
The watercolor backgrounds are extraordinary, the colors rich and glowing, the stylization is nifty, and the figure work rock solid...I've got a big animation crush on the grownup sister now. She makes those thick thighs and hint of potbelly look gooooood... -
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Hello, my name is Sisyphus. Today's special is boulders...may I take your order? -
i love stitch!
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/10/netflix-streaming-selecti_n_677204.html
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...a lot of his Netflix questions.
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FUCK IT IS HOT!!!!
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Kick Ass was pretty awesome. I prolly knew a little more than I wanted to about it so some of the cooler bits had less bang for my buck. Over all I dug it. I knew exactly what they had bought on the internet for the BIG finale but at least that hadn't been spoiled for me. Good not great. it was "...balls deep in my jurisdiction." 3/5.
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I love it! Heya gang.
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Aug 10, 2010 6:05:42 PM CDT
And, I'm sorry...but, did I read that right up above...?
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Hi5Effect is Flick's brother????Talk about your family affairs...
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Regale us with your impression of Inception. Unlike a certain obese chinstrap beard wearing ginger that claims to like movies.
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Teddy and I saw it in Austin at the Alamo...
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkk! Gotta grab some lunch, then I will return to expound on that.
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I remember your excellent adventures and who could forget the meeting of 2 Pebrews in the "real" world. It went down in the anals of lore.No no....you read it right, I said anals.
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Aug 10, 2010 6:16:46 PM CDT
Mac, and then the anals of the Gulf of Mexico erupted...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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Aug 10, 2010 6:21:56 PM CDT
Mac, if I ever get out of my current financial depression...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
I will fly to the NYC environs and we will have the largest gathering of Pebrew flesh ever assembled...Most of you guys live near that area...easiest to schedule the most Peebers...All others will be invited...
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I got some juice there...
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Wow, I see in the Expendables TB Choppah is really on a roll, that fuck is so annoying someone made a handle with his name. Stupid fucking troll.
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That would be awesome to have a PB'er gathering!
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One hot dog with mayo, onions and chili. One hot dog with mustard, onions and relish. $2.17 at 7-11. Can not be beat, in terms of substance vs. cost.
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Aug 10, 2010 6:38:12 PM CDT
Rogueman...I was in a comic book APA in the 90's...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
(Amateur Press Alliance) like paper and snail mail internet chatroom that took 6 months to get feedback...Anyway, about 20 of us and spouses and girlfriends met at the Chicago Comic Con in 91 and again in 92...Two of the absolute best weekends of my life with SO many crazy stories...Pebrewhood is like Klordy on ultra fast speed...
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7-11 hotdogs ROCK....for the price, it RULES...Just never tell me whats in it....
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...from recounting the adventures of my fellow Pebrews to certain friends and family...and they inevitably get curious.
Kid Brother should be it though...nobody else I know would fit in around here.
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Sweet dude, hope we can make it happen someday.
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That would be epic.
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Being a newbie I have not told many tales, but damn, feel free to re-tell anything I say that may amuse you. I like to entertain people LOL.
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...that hasn't already been said. It's just top-notch filmmaking. Thrilling, engaging, loaded with great performances. Joseph Gordon Levitt blew me away, tho it wasn't any one specific thing he did. The hallway fight was fucking aces, as was the zero-g wirework. The guy I saw it with texted me today that he just got a ticket to go see it in IMAX. I'm excited to see it again (and again and again). I think I'm gonna have to give Inception 5/5, as I cannot think of any glaring (or lesser) flaws in the film.
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it will seem like a new movie...especially if you read some of the wonderful interpretations on the web...BTW...your first take...did the top stop or keep spinning?
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...that could be incriminating before a jury of peers...
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After seeing Inception, I realized that I'm not as eager to see either of the dude movies opening this weekend. And I was seriously stoked for The Expendables.
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Hi5man is aces in my book...as are all your other Pebrew family members.Pebrews is Pebrews...
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I'm making all this shit up as i go along anyway. Just kidding. I ain't lying and i'll probably retell stories to death.
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It was showing some wobbles right before the final cut, plus he (and we) finally saw the kids' faces.
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Whoa that's crazy. What happened? You say he outed you? Were the both of you posting here and didn't realize the other's name until later or something? Or did I read that wrong?
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I am in dire financial straits fellas, have not been to the theaters since Toy Story 3.
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I'll stop talking about Inception then. So, am I the ONLY pebrew who's NOT related to Flick, or what?
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Remember how you weren't supposed to touch anyone else's totem...Saito (as old man) spin's Cobb's top in the opening scenes...Also the top was Mal's totem, so what was Cobb using it for? Where was his own?Also, at the dream opium den, after he samples the new sedative he tries to spin the top at the sink and is interrupted by young Saito. We never learn what happens to that top...This movie you can take as presented...then Nolan adds 3-4 different levels of interpretation...This movie is even better than you think it is now...
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"....the villain in Die Hard 3." Does she know what i'm talking about? No. Why was I saying this? Who knows. You guys must have incepted me.
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you can spoil the shit out of this movie, and if you haven't seen it yet...it won't make a bit of fucking sense until AFTER you see it...
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I just skip any Inception talk, don't stop on my account.Oh and Ted, I am not related to Flick.....at least I don't think I am......
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...are the two coolest people I'm lucky to know in person, so that's it...I don't have any other Pedalback recruits up my sleeve.
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I knew i liked 5 guy. Is he older or younger?
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You owe Sixes an apology regarding his professed man-love for Van Wilder/Green Lantern and the subsequent ax hunt thru the forest that happened afterward...
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Did he end up here randomly, or did you tell him you hang out here,without divulging your name, and when he showed up you figured out it was him? <p
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...as a Love Child, but we all know he was an Oh, Shit! Baby.
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He is cool as shit. I live in a hippie commune of sorts with my gf, bro and another roomie. I tell my bro about pebrew activities and he threatens to join in on occasion. Maybe some day. You wont know when...you wont know where...
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we are all related to Flick...Many of you are clones of Flick with implanted (incepted, if you will) memories and stories...Harry is the mastermind behind coordinating all of our moves...AICN is a Pentagon project...Sorry, I didn't want you guys to find out this way...
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...he was aware of AICN...my handle too, I think. He somehow found us (I had explained the jumping from thread to thread) and started posting from time to time...I didn't know it was him at first...that cheeky monkey.
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I noticed all of those things (except the first, didn't know the signifigance at the time), but lost them in the shuffle. There's just so fucking much to take in. Can I give a movie 6/5 stars?
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I wanna go hang myself.
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I live in a glass house...with three other people. I never finished that sleep statement. It was, "The villain in Die Hard 3 was a total dick.......hot....but a dick."
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THAT's how you end a Pedalback before BAMFing.
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hope Toddlerpoo is feeling better and..uh...less barfy.
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Whichever one of you is Toni...Hi.
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And yet AICN fails to deliver... Concept art here: http://tinyurl.com/2a3rouq Final product here: http://tinyurl.com/3a85ur7
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Aug 10, 2010 7:19:00 PM CDT
D-man...the rope would cost more than a ticket...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
get to the theater, man...money well spent...
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poor lady. At least she took it in stride
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...held anything down all day. She throws up a sip of water...it's a little disconcerting.
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wow..it's gonna be a family reunion!
I was just thinking today at lunch while scanning if we should invite Hi5 into the fold.
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I'm still tellin' you guys, Justin Timberlake, rumored to be auditioning for the part of GL, was actually reading for the part of Tomar Re, the fin headed bird-man GL...Justin could totally pull that off...
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...BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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not necessarily 7-11, but any quick-e-mart food. It looks soo damn good, especially the hot dogs and the personal pizzas. I have yet to try them though.
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...next thing you know the place is crawling with poo flickers.
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"experimentation" with men in college. We date for a month, then I craved Pudenda. He took it hard.
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He looks fucking sweet-ass-sweet!
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that was years ago. I've moved on. Please....
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Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
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pedalback.recruit@gmail.com so we can get him in.
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7-11's got the best condiment bar ever, so it goes on the top of the quick-ee-heap. Sometimes I'll just fill the whole box with chili, drowning the hot dog, then take it back to work and eat the whole thing with a fork.
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give the man the keys...
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...the old wound.
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Fucking brilliant. I Bwah'd a little bit on that one.
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...THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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or, vice versa...?Just wondering where he learned that trick...I've busted a few slats and twisted a few mattress coils in my day, but never totally collapsed an entire bed the way Scary tells it...
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Daughter needs a shower.
(Daughter typing right now)
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on a day heavy with worthy posts...
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that's why I only had a mattress on the floor. Easier and cheaper that way.
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...this sort of thing, though.
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Ludicrous, sure. But I wish more big, dumb movies took themselves less seriously, like this one days. It's also CGI porn, but at least Emmerich frames it so you can marvel at it, take it all in. Throw in a big, stellar cast with some cool end of the world-ness and you get **** (out of five) and a big, goofy smile from me.
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...You get the old lady downstairs poking her ceiling with the broom handle. Double the pleasure, baby!
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STLman has jumped the offspring stakes...Let the 3 year old Toddlerpoo type...I don't care how sick she is...this is a good time to teach her the facts of life...life kicks you when you're down...So, sip this water, throw up and type a coherent sentence not knowing anything about the alphabet other than what I have seen on Sesame Street ...Tell her that Uncle Cheeses wakes up feeling that way every single day...so, get used to it...
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It's literally on blocks like a hillbilly hotrod in a kentucky front yard
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but 5er does have to shove rebar up his ass
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We have now lost cabin pressure...
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That what STLman called it?
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I'm down for some of that...That's why ID-4 will always remain a fav...
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...one day, before she was even walking, I kept blank posting, and posting nonsense. I started to think that something was wrong with my keyboard...turned out I didn't know the laptop (I was using the desktop) was at the edge of a relatively low table. How she managed to hit ENTER so many times I'll never know.
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...maybe everyone just nodded to themselves and thought...oh, hell yeah! The broom handle, baby!
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No Fate but what we Break reference. Breakdancing rebles with rebar up their ass to pass as robots in an effort to infiltrate Skynet. Chronicled in the archives at the shelter. Look it up noob;)
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But I only saw the second half. Maybe if I had seen Woody's role it would have elevated it somehow...
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monkey see, monkey do...1st rule of Pebrewhood... Do not leave your laptop or desktop computer accessible to toddlers... Let the Poo family serve as an example for future generations...
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...I liked the one about your bed as Appalachian Roadside Modern Art, too.
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daughter wanted to type someone's name, so I started listing them...Flick, Cheeses, Ted, Mac... and then she stopped me and said "Someone is named 'Cheese'?!!? " She got the biggest kick out of that.
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I'm in.
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as far back as the Salem Witch Trials which introduced brooms to a previously "just kick the dust over there" society...It wasn't initially a popular sect...
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Guess I forgot about the rebar part.
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...I'm offering Mac my Jetta to duel in my place.
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British Knights. Hahahahahha nice ST. Im out y'all. Night.
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Yes, my darling daughter...you can grow up to be anything...even CHEESE!!!That story warmed my heart...thanks, man...Cheeses works on more levels than Nolan...
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I'm a huge fan of end of the world CGI porn, like Cheeses. (Just not ARMAGEDDON.) Plus there's a whole lot of moral quandaries and shit, thereby satisfying my inner stoner philosopher.
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When will the madness stop???? Never I hope, it would be a big letdown.
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I intend to get moving not long after the wedding, though.
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Never saw it. That's right.
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God I wore those so much in the 80's...back when I had a good shape, not like I am now. Had long hair too, did the Seagal thing alot.
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...I gave AVATAR a veeery subjective five stars.
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Kids are great, being a parent is great, hardest job you'll ever love.
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There's been a huge upswing in the prevalence of 'end of world' stories and imagery lately, I've noticed. And while I'm sure that 9/11 is part of that, I'm starting to wonder if there's a sort of general apprehension about the (maybe?) coming end of the way things are now, and how they're gonna be afterward. Or if we're being made to be apprehensive about such things. And if so, by whom exactly.
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...wow.I have a few conspicuous holes in my resume too.
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I give THE STUFF five stars off of Michael Moriarty's performance alone, and hell, I enjoy end-of-the-world stuff as much as anyone. But that guy's movies just keep getting shittier and stupider and shallower every time (I missed a couple, so that may be wrong). And like I said, I only saw the last half of the movie, sooo...
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but, if both you and the future Coloneless want the same thing...It will be the best experience of your life...That may actually be what life is all about...So, shuck the petroleum based lamb skins and get busy makin' little majors and sergeants...
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Sometimes it just feels like it. I mean, all this elaborate shit can't stay tight forever, right? I got really fucking depressed a couple months back, right around the time the Gulf oil leak was really raging. It was beyond helplessness, beyond resignation. My DF called me "catatonic."
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network subterfuge in the news gives dream states to billions...waking dream states...
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Kids are great, they enrich your life in a way you cannot explain. Sure they are a pain in the ass at times when they get older, but so were we all. I can look at a pic of my kids and it never fails to make me smile. Same as when I look at a pic of me and my lady, instant smile.Ok that's enough sensitive touching talk...LOL
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We're pretty much locked into it, too. If we didn't have families to appease, this would have gotten done sooner rather than later.
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...made a comeback (VOLCANO etc...) I just figured people had all these new CG tools to destroy the world with and wanted to play with them.
It really has gone beyond that though...it's hard to find a young adult novel that doesn't take place in a post apocalyptic world...
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results of human ineptitude exacerbating Mother Nature's relentless, destructive indifference while realizing that, holy shit, there's shit like this all over the planet that can go at any minute, with our help or without it.
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Like Flick said, we all have holes in our resumes....hell there are some movies that I know I should have seen by now but have not, we all have them. The good thing about the PB is we can admit we haven't seen them and no one will judge us for it..nobody's perfect...almost nobody (shameless Lex Luthor quote)
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live every moment any of us have left...I love conspiracy/End of Days scenarios more than the next guy, but, my Mom always taught me not to "borrow problems from the future..."
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Sure it was cheesy, but it was good fun I thought.
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...mutually dependent systems...no way the house of cards can stay up forever.
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Aug 10, 2010 8:53:45 PM CDT
I never thought I'd get to this point, but I'm really
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anxious to have a kid or two. Boy or girl, don't matter to me. I can't really reconcile this with my pessimistic view on the immediate future of the world.
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Just do it!!!!!I have twins and a little boy, ages 10,10, and 8. My older son and I can sit and watch sports and have intelligent conversations about it, it is awesome. To see how our relationships have grown and changed as they have gotten older is just incredible, watching their personalities blossom and take shape, damn it is just great.
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...and generally happy and optimistic during DW's pregnancy, and especially during the year or two of new baby life. I'm convinced your body starts pumping out all these new chemicals to help you keep that little life kicking.
I cheerfully illustrated an entire book in six months (half my regular time). Did solid work, just for the money, and didn't have any anxiety or stress about it at all.
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Aug 10, 2010 8:59:40 PM CDT
Separate the future from your children. Colonel...
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that is the key...enjoy each and every stage in their development and guild them, step by step, subtly if you have to, overtly if the situation calls for it, but mold them into becoming a person you would like to have as a friend...
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I just asked Harry about us! He said we're cool, and he appreciates the traffic!!! Him and Yoko and some tyke are doing a little book shopping today, it seems...
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Keep apocalyptin' that chicken!
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But I'll bet he DOES appreciate the traffic. Hi, by the way, all you happy chicken-schtuppers.
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You really hit the nail on the head brother, all I can do is echo those sentiments 100%.Even though mine don't live with me, I still do my best to be the best parent I can be. Not like the divorced father's who leave it all up to their ex's, those idiots are worthless. I am involved in my kids lives in every way I can be, not a day goes by that I don't talk to them and I see them every week. Not as much as I would like but unfortunately it comes with the territory I am in. I may have ended my marriage (thank god) but you never stop being a parent, and if you do, you should have never been one in the first place.
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What I meant was, he doesn't mind. He was pretty detached throughout our tiny converstion. And Scary, that's exactly what I said when he admitted he liked the traffic.
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Don't forget about Sam Rockwell. TedKordLives: Friend to the stars!
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My bed is calling me....I am resisting but not for long, gotta get better sleep than I have been lately...having sleep apnea doesn't help either.
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I sleep like a baby on that stuff. Course, I'm an hour late to work the next day, so...
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Well yea, and herbal refreshment always works well to, but don't got none, no money, no refreshment. Me sad.
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Ehhhh my breathing is ok, I have a C-Pap machine to help me sleep, but because of my lack of health insurance, I have not replaced the equipment for it and it is taped and glued together, barely holding on, but hey it works until I can replace it.It's a freaky thing, when I had my sleep study done, they said that I stopped breathing while sleeping an average of 45 times an hour....scary stuff.
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I needs my herbs and spices, otherwise I'm taking the Malt Train to Oblivionville. Well, probably regardless, but it'd help me fight the urge at least.
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...although I'm still debating my wine list for tomorrow's Big Meeting. I already have a huge lineup, but there's always one wine I wish I'd brought when it comes to this... I see my brother-in-law is a fully transparent entity now. I also see he has burned his face off. Impressive... I third? Fourth? The kids are great thing... my little monkey is sacked out on the couch, some stomach bug has knocked her punk ass out for the count. We were debating watching summat on the Flickering Altar tonight, but she's kind of taking up the whole loveseat...
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Heading to the bedroom now, have a great night my fellow PB'ers, will talk to you all tomorrow!May the force be with you all
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If I missed you, I second the whole "keep on' breathin'" thing.
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Been over at my bros keeping an eye on nephew the second all evening. Letting the adults get a night out. Just got caught up. Glad just about everybody has finally seen Inception; minds blown and cinematic horizons widened. It's funny...I'm kinda spoiled for seeing any other film until I see it again myself. THANKS A FRIGGIN LOT, NOLAN.
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Had to come back....I just can't stay away from the PB!!!! It has me and won't let go!!!!!
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you still have the most vexing time ahead with your kids...14 to 21 years old...My best advice...roll with whatever they throw at you, and never let them see you sweat...No matter how evil you think they become, if you stay the course, they will be great Pebrews...
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My response... AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *gasp, cough* HAAAA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA HA HA HA HA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA
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Watch out for...well, your lungs I guess. I'm out too, guys. Have fun tonight, whatever you do.
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Hello and goodbye, I am heading to bed, as much as I want to stay up and shoot the shit with everyone....damn work, always getting in the way of all the fun.Ok that's it, I am really going now, goodnight my friends.
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...wine tasting events in the city...free unlimited drinks for everyone...
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Oh I am getting good practice with my 13 year old step daughter...she is a great kid but has those wonderful teenager qualities you just love (note heavy sarcasm).Ok, seriously, I am really going now, gotta get to bed. I am helpless to the power of the PB....I must resist....now, fot the third and final time....Goodnight all!!!
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Free alcohol is invaluable...
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and if you read this later, here's a little something to make you feel better: My mom had a sleep study done about 3 weeks ago....she stopped breathing 124 times in an hour. That is TWICE A FREAKING MINUTE. They told her she was asleep for about the first hour, and she said that there was NO WAY. They told her the machines don't lie. She was waking up so often it didn't even feel like she was asleep. That is the suck.
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Just go to bed. Plugged in, please. GAWD, Flick, you insensitive asshole.
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to Yanni...Knocks me right the fuck into 4th dream state...Every single time...
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there is NOWHERE on the web like this place. Yesterday, a pretty peaceful, mostly positive tb about Star Wars. Today....totally Polanski'd. And Harry's Kick-Ass review was well-thought and detailed. "I like it! Here's the special features!" I did see him mention his Inception review at the end of his DVD header paragraph though. Don't let the hope die!
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I went over to the shelter and sampled your pics man....pretty damn cool. I seem to be picking up a certain....concetration on the female Legionaires though. I will say that your Chameleon Boy was my favorite though. THAT was a bad-ass pic. I used to do a LOT of sketching/drawing in high school and college, but that sort of just...faded away. I need to pick up a pencil and paper again now that I have time to spare.
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...and dream of sweet, sweet death.
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"concetration on the female Legionaires though..."That's on account of my comic book hetero-sexuality, Fuzzy...
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the big sleep is....DEATH! Death you eediot!!
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I did find it odd there were no Power Girl pics. C'mon!! True, not in the Legion, but still.
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AND they're Kryptonian!!!
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Aug 10, 2010 10:05:47 PM CDT
Andromeda is the Daxxam eqivilent of Supergirl in the 5-year gap
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But, you know that already, Fuzzy...
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If not...what the HELL is he doing with puny human Lois? Big blue boyscout indeed.
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Aug 10, 2010 10:10:45 PM CDT
Power Girl is Supe's cousin in the Earth 2 Universe...
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Just like the Huntress used to be the Earth 2 Batman and Catwoman's daughter...
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...does she have a newsletter I can subscribe to? I'm intrigued, and I'd like to know more.
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there really isn't any other happy ending, is their?
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Aug 10, 2010 10:13:58 PM CDT
It's the gaping 'O' shaped chest symbol, Flick...
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http://www.wtfcostumes.com/a_collection_of_sexy_power_girl_costumes.php
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Adam Hughes drawing pretty much ANY comic book lady. His Power Girl is...well, she defies the laws of physics.
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Aug 10, 2010 10:31:05 PM CDT
Fuzzy, I have some Hughes drawn Penthouse Comics...
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holy shit, those things are fucked up...
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that's like, the Grrrrrrail of comic porn, I'm sure. Not that I would know anything about THAT. I'm just a po old Southern boy, after all. Anyway, my fucking wireless connection is dealing me fits. I'm calling it a night. Keep on..chicken....boobies...nytol.
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We'll do it live!!!
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Right?
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I always fear extinction-level events; things we have no control over. Like asteroids. Who's to say we don't get pummeled by a few of those puppies?
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Aug 10, 2010 10:58:27 PM CDT
An Extinction Level Event could happen before we wake in the mor
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or any time before or after...Far too much we DON'T understand or properly fear...
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just thinking how insignificant the Earth/Sol/Milky Way is to the rest of the universe is mind-boggling (Inceptionalizing?)
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...just not on the post-apocalyptic cannibalistic society with a sex-slave currency of handsome peach-faced(now) kid brothers. 'Cause my lady says my tush is worthy of a ZZ-Top album, and frankly that concerns more than it flatters.
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I want to add that into conversation somehow.
Wife (on phone): Hey baby, guess what I'm wearing for you when you get home...
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Thanks for the vote of confidence. ST man, I know you were lukewarm on the 1973 model Flicka, but believe me, the '83 purrs like a kitten. Just sayin...
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Flick to a more current model.
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... but I have busted one through the floorboards. (there went $200 off THAT security deposit)Flight instructor:"Do you wanna go through the foul-weather protocol one more time?"Alaskan small-aircraft pilot: "FUCK IT! We'll do it live!"RIP Ted Stevens. And remember folks, the next corporate sponsored vacation you take may be your last...
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Hi5 integrated my newly formed meme with current events. A+
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One more day of work and then it's 6 whole days off! Woohoo!
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And wrote him a letter asking him for an autograph. He sent me a signed promo CD that had music from his movies on it including Predator. It was very cool as this was 1998 and a Predator CD wasn't out yet. Very cool.
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As far as a catastrophic event goes...i always say, "...at least i wont have to go to work the next day." Should the shit go down, i hope i'm home and not at my shit job.
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dream last night/this morning.
Apparently, myself and two others robbed a bank, and for awhile, thought we got away with it. I don't think I had much involvement, because I didn't know the specifics of the heist. We were in this building, when all of a sudden, a helicopter was flying low over the field around the building. I said they must be looking for a missing child. Then two more low flying helicopters appear. I get nervous, thinking "if they storm this building we're dead."
Sure enough, tons of agents (and firemen ??) exit the choppahs and storm the building. I freak out, the other two do as well.
Eventually, the get to the floor we're on, arrest us, and do all of the on-site stuff police/fbi do. It seemed to take forever.
Then I'm at the PD booking station. I'm filling out paperwork (so detailed, I remember the report and checking boxes and filling in stuff) while fbi agents questioned me.
Then I got a phone call to my wife, which was heartbreaking. She saw the stuff on the news, couldn't believe it. I assured her it was true, but I wasn't fully aware of the whole heist plan. FBI broke in and said "that might help your case, but we'll question you on it in a bit." Then my wife started crying, saying how everything is ruined. I'll lose my job, we'll lose the house,car,etc. She'll have to start packing to move in with her parents. I was crying.
The phone call ended. The booking officer told me where I was staying until FBI questioning/hearing. He gave me a pamphlet with bible verses if I needed some reading, and attached to pamphlet was a workbook with crosswords and he gave me a pencil (I guess I wasn't a safety risk)
All this time going through all of this, it seemed so REAL and the dread and despair I was thinking/feeling was so REAL.
Then the room was dark, I heard the fan in our bedroom. I felt one of the dogs laying next to me. I saw in the early morning light my wife on her side of bed. I spoke out "thank god" and was sighing and rubbing my head. I couldn't believe it. What felt like a days worth of time being arrested and at PD station was only at most 5 hours. I need to make a totem.
Like in inception, I don't know how I started the dream, it was kinda "in media res".
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STL, holy shit boy - that's a very 'accurate' sounding dream! Right down to being handed a pamphlet of bible verses...
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That was your totem. No kick in that dream.orWhen you were arrested were you thrown to the floor? Maybe the warehouse was your second level and when you were arrested that was the kick up to the first level dream.
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I swear they are not homosexual fantasies about Jeremy Irons. I can do better than Mr. Irons.
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I haven't got any posts in this thread??
Did we BAMF from one Scorekeeper PREDATORS thread to another???
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They hand out bible verses in the copshop?
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Hi5 on a five star scale how awesome are your sister-in-laws boobs??
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whats up
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FUCKING THING SUCKS!
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The Dream Of The Blue Turtles.
Nope, nothing to do with INCEPTION or STL. But an old Sting album that used to get a lot of play in the Dojo.
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I just wanna say that again.....boobs. Heh heh heh...that was cool.
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The Dream Of The Brown Turtle.
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said he has lost it.
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I haven't heard that album. Or felt it or smelled it. Not my genre.
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I think Sixies needs one
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"Make it stop daddy! Make it stop!"
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"Doctor, doctor - I feel like a pair of curtains..."
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"Stop doing that."
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I aint heard it neither. What is your genre?
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Aug 11, 2010 8:01:01 AM CDT
"Doctor I took off my clothes like you said where should I put t
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"You can drop them on the floor....like I did with mine"
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I get no respect.
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wow docotr you using the whole fist, there?
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everything okay down there doctor? you've been checking for quite some timei never said i was a doctor.
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i grew up on The Dead, Allmans, Dylan
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maybe that has something to do with it. No, I wasn't thrown to the ground when I was arrested.
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Grew up on mostly pop and classic rock, but turned into metalhead in my teen years and haven't looked back. I listen to a little bit of everything actually, but it's mostly rock, hard rock, metal. Sprinkle in some alt, pop, tiny bit of grunge, of course movie scores, even a few rap songs i dig though mostly old school stuff.I also consider myself a well rounded metalhead, meaning I don't listen to one particular type, I like something from almost all genres of metal. I can go from Poison to Testament without skipping a beat.
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How it be going with you
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I'd be worried if my doctor started spouting off those one-liners!
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aside from my near prison experience, I'm pretty darn good. 8 more hours until 6 days off!
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My taste in hard rock and metal runs the entire gamut from Avril Lavigne to Pink.
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"Didn't I see you yesterday for that?"
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Awesome dude, any plans?
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You want to taste Avril Lavigne and Pink? I guess there are worse things to do LOL
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Rogue, i'm just glad you got the comedy in that post. I was fraid I didn't put enough sarcasm in there.
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Music is a touchier topic.
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See, I am not like that with music. I like what I like, If someone else says, for example "80's metal/rock is for pussies" I simply say something like..."Well I guess I am a pussy" gives them no place to go. My step daughter is always making comments about my music, I just brush it off.
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Mr Jones asks: What's the word doc? Dr: You need to stop masturbating. Mr. Jones: Why doc? Dr: Because it's time for me to examine you, asshole.
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He told me to quit going to those places.
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Legs...spread the word.
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Aug 11, 2010 8:52:34 AM CDT
rogue, my music tastes are pretty specific genre to genre
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Punk=NOFX, Metal=Pantera, Jam band= The Grateful Dead and it goes on like this, meaning i like 1 or 2 bands from almost any genre. I like the Wu Tang Clan but not much else rap. I hat when people say, "I like everything but country." Well your missing out on some killler banjo and fiddle work. I lime Jerry Jeff Walker but you wont really catch me listening to anything else. There are always exceptions to every rule. That is why Ween is awesome cause they switch their style song to song. Rock then country then punk then jam. You never know what is next and it is all awesome.
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just spending time away from work. Maybe hit the science center. Then next tuesday get all teary eyed as our daughter starts her first day of kindergarten
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Awww....first day of school is always a weeper, been there three times. Now my daughter gives me father's day cards that make me cry. This year, she really go to me..."Your not only my daddy you are my best friend" I just lost it when I read that, she is a daddy's girl in every sense of the word. It's those moments that make being a parent the greatest thing in the world.
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I don't really listen to country all that much, I will say I have given it a chance, and it just doesn't do it for me. I know some people who don't listen to in on principle, that's stupid. Every once in a while I put on CMT when they show videos and try to give it a chance. So far, nothing has caught my attention enough for me to actively listen to it.
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talk about tugging the heart strings. I've got pictures she draws up on my wall here at work, and pictures of her as well. Always make me smile. Or the hugs and kisses that come out of nowhere. Always a pleasant surprise. Until a temper tantrum erupts, then I'm looking for the receipt to take her back to the store.
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I'm set in my ways. I like my 60s,70s,80s, some 90s rock/pop. But I think "California Gurls" is catchy.
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That's a great age, when everything is cute, right before everything gets annoying....but it's all good.
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Not enough to make me listen to the pop country shit though.
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I have so many things they made me when they were younger, and I try to keep as many of them as possible. I know some get lost or thrown out accidentally, but I try. Since she was little, my daughter has always just come over and cuddled up with me, I just love when she does that. My ex always makes a point out of telling me she does that with her step father. My response? "Of course she does, because I am not there, he is just a second rate replacement" She hates hearing that because it's true. He is the new unimproved unemployed me...I say that because him and I have the same name....so nothing changed for the ex when I left, she just replaced me with an inferior model....wayyyyyyy inferior.
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at least new stuff..but the hooks in AIRPLANES and LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE are great..granted if i keep hearing them 80 times a day, they will grow old quickley..katy perry can do no wrong in my eyes..she seems sweet and her song WAKING UP IN VEGAS is jamming..ive felt like that many a time before.
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im waiting the day that my first son gets a stepfather..i accept that one day there will be another man in his life. but..that day doesnt seem close unless she finds a rich guy willing to put up with her bipolar mood swings and charming personality..and her looks arent that great..my wife constantly reminds me that i UPGRADED BIG TIME when i snagged her. i heartily agree and i tell her i was in a different place back then...a low low place.
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but I don't know how I would handle a step-father involved with my daughter. Drives me nuts just thinking about it. Luckily, my wife and I are in for the long haul.
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It's tough for my kids because their step father is someone they have known their entire lives. the guy she is married to was a friend of ours for many years. The two of them hung out a lot, but I never thought anything of it. Then a week after I moved out, he moved in. Immediately she starts pushing this guy on my kids as their new step father. I was not even out of the house a few weeks when she started this shit. They were heartbroken when I left, they barely had time to adjust to my not being there and she throws this at them. They always knew him as a friend, nothing more, now suddenly he has authority over them. It was hard for them to adjust to that and to this day, almost 4 years later, both my sons still can be defiant with him. He replaced me and that is something they cannot or may not ever get past, he cannot handle that but tough shit on him.Oh did I mention that this guys father is dating the ex's mom? Even though they are not married (his dad and her mom) she essentially married her step brother. And she wonders why my boys are the way they are sometimes. All things considered, my kids are actually pretty ok now. My older son still has some anger issues though, not to pat myself on the back, but the sun rises and sets on me in his eyes and it has been very tough for him not having me around, I think a little more so than for his brother and sister. Divorce, while good for me, has been tough on my kids. I hate that they had to go through it, but I could not be married to their mother anymore, I just was not happy. I did the right thing and would do it again. I just wish it was easier on them.
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my older son was on a soccer team last summer and my wife and i went to the trophy disbursement. we got there a little early to order some food. needless to say, his mom was there and she was like COME SIT BY ME. in which i said. NO. its my weekend, hes sitting with me as OUR family. there was a big fight and some words were exchanged. my wife actually called her a fucking bitch. to which she left.during the ceremony, she came back, as i knew she would, with her parents as bodyguards or something.anyway, when they called my sons name, as he walked up there, his fucking mom bolted to the coach to grab that trophy. she held it before he did!! what a fucking bitch!!he held it briefly as they walked back to their respective tables, he came back to our empty handed. after the ceremony, i asked my son if i could see his trophy and he went and got a little resistance from his grandparents and mom..i shouted DONT WORRY YOU'LL GET YOUR TROPHY BACK!they really embarrassed themselves for that $5 piece of plastic.thats the superficial shit i have to put up with..petty shit.the only reason why she was there was to collect that prize, not spend time with her son or be proud of him.bitch.
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she has been there as long as i have in his life. she drove me to the hospital the day after he was born, when we found out about him.
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I am not thrilled with it, I mean on the one hand they know him and love the guy so that's a good thing. But when I hear stories about things he says or does, my blood boils, and of course the ex defends everything he does no matter what, and most of the time if I confront her about shit he does I get "What goes on at my house is none of your business". I am secure in the relationship I have with my children, they know I am their only father and always will be. He can try to take my place all he wants but it aint gonna happen. Hell my daughter said to me one day "I don't know why mommy is so mean to you" even a 10 year old sees what her mother is to me. The ex always tells me how the kids will remember how I never gave money for them (I am behind in support payments because of my financial situation) and I tell her they don't care about money...how do I know? THEY TOLD ME. They know my situation, money is meaningless to them. I could go on and on about her but the PB is a happy place.
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I am not involved in my son's Boy Scout activities in any way...why? Well of course one reason is because I contribute no money towards it, the other is, she wants my boys and her husband to have a thing they do together, just them. Bunch of bullshit. My boys want me to be involved with that, and they are always asking me why I cannot go, to which I tell them "Ask your mother" let her lie to them. I don't like it but there is nothing I can do about it unfortunately.But alas I do have my little victories here and there. They have had bikes at my house for years. I taught them all to ride without the training wheels. They have no bikes at their house. Their mother makes a six figure salary, but still, no bikes there. They have fucking cell phones, but not bikes.My biggest triumph though, is this....my kids all take after me in personality and looks. My older son is a carbon copy of me in every way. My daughter looks like my sister, as much as the ex doesn't want to believe it she cannot deny it. My lil guy may have some traits of her side, but not enough. So she and her deadbeat husband have three living breathing reminders of me, that they have to see every fucking day. They had another kid together, and after seeing what they make together, and seeing his kids (he has 2 from a previous marriage and damn they aint attractive) It is clear my kids got my genes. Thank god for that.
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the ex definitely puts herself ahead of your son. Up hers.
Rogue: luckily, your kids are seeing the truth. It must suck knowing they are in a different house, and your ex and her husband are doing things/ telling the kids things that you have no control over. That's BS! Plus the fact that he moved in so quick after you left, makes me think she and him were an item while you guys were together. -
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why some people don't buy stuff for their kids. I'm not talking about spoiling them, but just stuff to make their childhoods fun, like bikes or a swing set, or just toys. I can see if you can't do it financially.
Like my wife and I. Most of our money is spent on our daughter. I think she has it good, and never is wanting of something. Hmm, I don't mean to sound like she is spoiled, but kids have to have some kind of toys to enjoy. I could never see me buying a Playstation 3 or something if I knew my daughter wanted a basic plaything. Yes, you shouldn't give children everything they want, but give them something at least.
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Oh everyone believes there was something between them, be it emotionally, physically or both, before we split up, that's quite obvious. She even admitted that TWO YEARS before we split up, she hit on him one night when I was at work. She was drunk, that was her excuse, she claims nothing happened. Even if nothing did happen, that right there was the beginning of the end of our marriage. She says it was when I went online and started talking to other women because I didn't know about what she did. Bullshit. She went outside the marriage for sex. I was chatting online. Big fucking difference. At the very least, they had feelings for each other when her and I were still married, that much is crystal clear.
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...a little while ago...took her because she threw up all night and wasn't holding any water down.
She has a strong, but normal stomach virus. As we suspected, hydration is the only real concern...if she isn't holding water down by mid-afternoon we have to go to the ER for a drip.
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Socks with holes in them, that gets me. Once in a while, they come to my house and are given socks with fucking holes in them to wear. I guarantee their mother don't got holes in her socks. Fuck, her husband wears some of the clothes I left behind. They have thrown out a ton of my stuff without having the courtesy to ask If I want it. If they shit can my Star Wars collectibles, it is fucking on. I need to get them out of there, I just need a place to store them, don't really have room to store it all where I am now.
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and the guy wears some of your clothes you left behind? That's just plain weird.
I'd get those SW collectibles out of there though. Even if you don't have a place, just stick them in the corner of your apartment. Unless you know for sure she (or he) won't go apeshit with them and destroy/sell them.
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...poor kid is dying of thirst, and I've got her taking...
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...better not tell your new girl about any Pedalback Simuposts then...they can get pretty romantic. She might not understand.
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Hmmm...thanks for the offer, but I wouldn't trust my SW collection to my own freaking kids!!!! LOL.I do need to get that stuff outta there, I give them too much credit for thinking they would not be low enough to do anything with that stuff which they know I cherish. But then again, that may be the exact reason they shit can it. Sometimes they are really nice to me, other times, total assholes. Can never get a read on them. Fucking idiots.
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Oh my lady knows about the PB told her all about it, figures I am chatting with a bunch of nutjobs like me, and she would be correct! I don't have secrets with her, no reason for me to. I am happy with her. She lets me be me, unlike the ex who wanted me to be something else. With my ex, I was always her husband, not me. My lady and I now don't try to change each other, we are who we are and accept each other fully.
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I chat with a bunch of "nerds" on "Aint it Cool"
I told her about my robbery/prison dream, and when I got to the part about calling her and both crying and stuff, she said "Um if that happened I wouldn't be crying and worrying about you. I'd be calling you a dipshit."
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thats all his mother buys..or more accurately what his grandparents buy..he comes over to my house and hes wearing a STAR WARS or BATMAN tshirt with a GAP tag, costs about 30 bucks..lil demon wears a STAR WARS shirt from target for 8.
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when is she enlisting into the hallowed halls of peeberdom?
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my son brought his DS and a shit load of games, which he hardly touched (ill be damned if hes gonna have his nose stuck in a fucking gaming system while at the beach!) and made sure that all his shit was packed up before we left, having learned THAT lesson before. cause i get blamed for EVERYTHING! be it a stomach virus, a skinned knee, he lost his toy, what have you. almost a week later i get a call asking where his games were..i told her they were in his suitcase next to the DS and charger. i know he plays that game day and night at his moms house (he doesnt have a bike over there either) and had they not been in the bag i wouldve heard about it hte moment he stepped in her house.NICE TRY HOOKER!
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Most of the clothes my kids wear are: From birthdays or holidaysFrom MY Aunt who has always bought them clothesThat's it. I never hear about clothes their mother buys them. I don't doubt once in a blue moon she does, but it's few and far between. She will buy them some for back to school in a few weeks. After that they won't see new clothes til Christmas. This is from a woman making a six figure salary, and claims to never have money.
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a week AFTER you move out??that some suspicious shit right there my friend!
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just want to say much sympathy for all the poop youse guys get from exes/new mates. At least my ex and I didn't have any kids, so I don't have to go through any of that epic shitstorm. Not to mention the two of us are as close to 'friends' as you can get with someone who used to be so close and is now NOT. It's just a complicated situation, and if we'd had chirruns....I shudder to think. Ya'll keep on fighting the good fight. Mad props, yo. Flicka--cool to hear the lil one is holding some down now. I'm sure that the ER is the last place you wanna have to go. Both of you.
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I get that shit too. "They left it at your house" when I know they didn't....a few days later it's found...at their house. Oh and according to the ex, my son's anger and misbehavior is all inherited from me, in other words, anything bad he does is my fault....yet he spends most of his time with her and step dad....yeaaaaahhhhhhh.
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it's nice that you guys are on friendly terms.
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...the same age. We'll have to come up with some sort of vision quest for them as a rite of passage...to be sure they're ready...
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After we had just gotten him out a month earlier because he had been living in our basement for almost a year. Coincidence? No way. Oh and she had recently warned off some girls she knew from dating him, saying "he doesn't do relationships well"....obviously paving the way for herself, as she was figuring on my being gone soon. But the break up? All my fault, of course.
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it's starting to look like I may need to inventory my damn comics collection and think about selling a bunch of those. At least my geekery can possibly end up making a few bucks in the end. But there are some that will NEVER LEAVE ME! I'll starve first.
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...half an hour ago, and no spewage yet. We're not hitchhiking anymore...WE'RE RIDING!
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as a wee one I was VERY prone to stomach troubles (thanks mom!), so I can sympathize with her plight. Must...keep....down.
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...collectibles. I would think it was a lot harder to turn geekery to cash 20 years ago if one didn't live in the right area...
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I was pretty apprehensive about selling some of my toys. Then I looked around online and saw other collectors that are gung ho for their stuff, and display it and "play with the toys". Mine just sit in plastic storage containers in the basement. I think I hold onto them for nostalgia/sentimental reasons. So I went through the toys, categorizing keepers and sellers. I realize there was quite a bit of stuff that I felt OK with selling.
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is a big ol' comic geek, and he told me to just give him first dibs if I ever decided to sell & he'd give me a fair offer. He just recently got into Hellboy too, and I've been collecting those since the beginning. Now that I have the Library Editions....instant money I do believe. Need to find his number...
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I found a transformers toy forum, a star wars toy forum, and a gi joe toys forum. I registered, then started posting my stuff. The fans came out of the woodwork. One guy bought 100 bucks worth of toys in one lump.
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that will take your collectibles in one fell swoop, that makes it a lot easier than selling 1-2 issues to 40 different people.
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sick kids, stepdads, ex wives. Makes me happy i'm single. Y'all got grown ass problems.
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I need to get a decent camera, 'cause photography has always interested me. About 3 years ago I took a little road trip down to Florida over Thanksgiving weekend. Would stop and take pics of old, abandoned hotels and tourist traps. I don't know why, but those kinds of things have always had a fascination for me. Little bits of abandoned history, forgotten and slowly just rotting away. Got some cool pics of old cemeteries, churches, and other things. Bad news is, I took an 'old-fashioned' film camera, or I could share.
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lil demon is always looking out for a future ex ms. lil demon.
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It's like real life on the message boards and shit. Ummmm....Gordon's ALIVE?! Avatar is NOT THAT BAD, and Watchmen: The Complete Story is a good movie. There. Movie stuff, movie stuff.
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...(and/or burned with magnifying glasses or otherwise melted/exploded), and when I got a little older, books were my main vice...and I found all those in dusty old bookshops.
Only thing I have that could be worth any money is a beautiful second edition box set of LOTR from 1965.
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actually i havent seen her since the soccer incident. granted i saw her when she sneakily tried to get more money outta me. TRIED AND FAILED!!!so my lifes been good since, i deal with HER mom now.
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This thread has yet to be POLANSKI'D.
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oh yeah im sure that even though she was drinking and smoking and doing drugs during her pregnancy, im gonna be the one blamed for my sons issues..
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Hell. Long as I get my rent mafucah spend yo papah how you want. Shitty part is he hasn't seen em for 3 weeks. I smell rip off.
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how is it with the toon inserted into it?
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AND PURCHASED (for 5 bucks!) a first, hardback edition of 'I am Legend' in a little country bookstore in Middle of Nowhere Alabama about 12 years ago. The cover was really badly torn and stained, but the published date is in the fifties. I really need to have someone who knows what they're talking about take a look at it.
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hope he used paypal...
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After a cursory bit of research, it appears it was first published as a paperback. Wah.
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...GREAT fucking place for used bookstores...all those old people dying every day...
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I gots that Watchmen on my shelf, and I love it. It's cooler to me just because of all the other 'on the street' stuff they use to bookend the animated bits. It's definitely not for everyone, but it's the way to go if you love the book. IMO.
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Aug 11, 2010 11:43:29 AM CDT
...and that was just before the internet, so if you wanted...
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...a certain old book, you had to dig for it. Experienced bookhounds only...if you had an allergy to dust or mildew, you were out of luck.
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finding a book/toy/whatever at some flea market/small town store and the owner has NO IDEA what they have there. It's like a rush combined with a tinge of guilt that maybe you're taking advantage. But the 'WIN' feeling always prevails.
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that will miss out on that for the most part. 'Cause if you buy that kind of thing online, the seller usually KNOWS what they have and you aren't gonna stumble on it cheap. You just can't replace that feeling of search and discovery.
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and a few errands to run. Keep on keepin on. Back to it later. :p
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i literally can spend hours in a place like that.
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http://tinyurl.com/37k6tfa
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Had lunch and travel to my afternoon shift. Sixies...I just love how my ex lays blame on me for things that sometimes are HER fault.My kids had a very difficult time adjusting to a guy who was their friend becoming a parent. That was her fault. She gave my children ZERO adjustment time. My side of the bed was not even cold and she had someone else in it. Fine with me, better than her crying to me about being alone, but they saw it as an insult, like I never meant anything. She was only concerned with herself and not being alone, not once did she consider that the kids needed time to adjust to me not being there. Then she would be puzzled as to why my sons had behavior problems. She seriously had no idea why they were having issues, I told her why, that it was because they had no adjustment time....so naturally when the explanation pointed blame at her, she said "No that's not why"...when seconds before she had no idea, and still didn't know, but knew it wasn't HER fault.Tells me what a deadbeat I am because I haven't give child support in so long. Well bitch I didn't have a fucking job for almost 2 years and am trying to get my life in order. Meanwhile the dude she married, in almost 4 years has not had a job, they claim it was their choice to do that, so he can stay at home and take care of their new kid. Fact is that in all the time I have known him, he could not hold a job longer than a month. Dude was in fucking jail, has a record, and has a BAD work record...that couldn't possibly be part of the reason now could it? Add to the fact that the ex is very controlling and having him at home with a baby is the perfect way for her to keep him under control. Girl has got issues, worst part is her family is a bunch of enablers, letting her think that she is queen of the world and can do no wrong. Funniest thing is they cant stand the guy she is married to....they perhaps tolerate him a lot more now that they are married, but I know for a fact (because I was told) that several people in her family wishes her and I were still married. They may be happy that she's happy, but they aint thrilled with who she is happy with. Heh heh heh.
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It's the stay puft marshmallow man.....M Night Shamylan needs a reality check.....Glengarry Glenross has some of the best dialogue ever committed to film....I will never ever see the remake of Arthur with that dick cheese Russell Brand.
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when he walks off the screen in his ad, a group of football players gives him a wedgie, then takes him into the restroom for a swirlie, all the while chanting "NERD!"
How can Arizona possibly take him seriously? I guess it depends on if his Dad is well liked there. Anyone know if Dan is a hero in ARizona?
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dont worry i STILL get called a deadbeat dad..even though i do everything im supposed too..as you say its like a vengeance thing, like they are trying to convince themselves that they are better off.
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Ben Quayle page, regarding proof of god being the end of atheism and christianity. Interesting ready too.
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never got to log in and actually pedal. You guys rock, though I feel like I should be bar mitzvah'ed or first communion-ized after all that studying up. Fuck it, I'll sing some Spanish language Shakira alone in my apartment and eat some gin soaked crackers...close enough.& #9836& #9835& #9836ayer vi pasar una mujer
debajo de su camello
un río de sal un barco
abandonado en el desierto
ya he ya he ya la he
y conocí tus ojos negros & #9836& #9835
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I done goofed.
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You know, she told me a few years ago that she "forgives me and has moved on and is very happy"...what a load of bullshit. Her actions are not those of a happy well adjusted person. They are the actions of a scorned vengeful woman.I know for a fact that when I start paying child support again, she is going to want all the money I did not give her while I was unemployed (trust me it is A LOT). Now it is her right to ask for it, but wouldn't any decent person , especially one who claims to be so forgiving and happy (and has a six figure income) just say "Hey just give me what you can, don't worry about what you didn't pay, you didn't have a job, was not your fault". I have never said that I shouldn't give money for my kids, never. But I was (and still am actually) unable, not unwilling to give money, there's a big difference. My kids know that, but she doesn't.Ehhhhhhhhhhh.......when will it end LOL.
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*THUD*[drops rebar on the table]BAR MITZVAH TIME!
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New subject....PLEASE...hahahaha
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...sorry to hear about the quarrelsome ladies in your lives, gents. Speaking of daddy-hood thoughhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/august-11-2010%2C43997/Dan Savage (of Savage Love column) is one of my favorite non-fiction people (that I've never met). His advice to a teenage boy who says he ain't gettin' any poon should be framed on every locker room in every high school around the world (translated, of course). It's a rerun (as you can see from the letter) but it's worth it's weight in pudenda.With that plug, I'm out to lunch, and pack for a Boston wedding.
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my sweet sweet ass will make a corkscrew of that rebar, just a warning. Anus-kegels FTW!
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...WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!!""Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them in their stupid asses."
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(said the fella who's gonna be frantically packing at 3 AM after his bar shift)
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**THUD**{DROPS COCK ON TABLE}now that you've eased into the rebar, here comes the polanski pain!**SHOUTS FROM SPECTATING PEEBERS**Mazel!! Mazel!!
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that rebar is yours to keep with admission to the Pebrew nation. It is one of the many fringe benefits we provide along with the driving keys and the BOLDING!
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Its called fuck your yankee blue jeans or something like that
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running away from home?
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Hi guys, sorry for the idiot question but what's a rebar?
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I actually have the shirt with Olaf on the front and BERSERKER written under his pic. On the back its the Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans tour with all the dates. Purchased at the Secret Stash.
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Is that thing ribbed for MY pleasure!?!? The veins on that thing could choke an Amazonian's cattleherd's prize Bull and swallow it for elevensies!
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OMG I gotta go there, do they have rst video shirts there? Or and quick mart stuff?Did he say making fuck?
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that impales Jason in the fight scene in the construction yard when Freddy dumps it on him.It is metal bars that typically are the "form" for concrete. It provides something for the liquid concrete to hold on to.
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One of those twisty metal rods they put into concrete to strengthen it?
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on my musical notes #9836
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case in point
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for when my Buddy and I went as the dynamic duo for Halloween one year. I don't remember if they had rst shirts. You can prolly shop on line.
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copy and paste the sequence ST has at the shelter. He explained it in detail there.
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They probably have more at the actual store, not that much at the online store.
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THEREFORE I BOLD!
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Are you kidding me? Any self respecting IT person doesn't use IT unless they have to for Windows updates. IE=Shit.
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musical notes at the Shelter too. Under "Symbology"
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one time Flick tricked me into telling humiliating stories about myself and then "rewarded me" with useless symbol instructions. It was so embarrassing. I'm sure Hi5 can relate. He has probably suffered under the heel of Flicks tyranny for years.
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Ok I am trying this bolding thing....let's see if I am smart enough to do it.....so is this how
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I is smart because I grajitated the 6 grade...only took me tree years!!
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S-M-R-T!i mean S-M-A-R-T
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find a way.
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sjtrevfedntithefhetittttttttI am pebrew hear me BOLD!
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...that was a great story. You NEEDED to share that story.
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Drago, Monica and Principle Strickland
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Dracula as well....or Perry White for those who don't go back that far. P.S. As cheesy as it was I liked MOTU, not ashamed to say.
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d'oh!
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You know it's true.
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...boldosity seems to give people trouble on Explorer.
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Seems to give people trouble
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Is even fucking better than IE
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What can I say... it's free. (damn you Gates)
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testing
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it sucks all your cool out of IE and makes it work better. You can actually hear the cool being sucked out. *ssssshhhhhllllluuurrrrrrrpppp*
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Firefox is free as well...oh and it isn't shit like IE, which may be free but free shit is still SHIT.Mac...there is cool in IE? When did this happen?
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like your contacts and bookmarks and shit. IE blows midget cocks for recreation.
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Had me going there for a minute
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do re mi ♪♫ mi mi mi ♫♪♫I said... do re ♪♫
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because so it was recommended, so it shall be done.
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so many new wonders for you today.
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ANTICHRIST is coming out on criterion soon.
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Firefox yourself and you will never go back bro!
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your fonts, the straight, elegant poise of your 't's and 'k's, the rounded gracefulness of your 'g's and, oh, ooooooh, the glorious rotundity of your 'O.'In all seriousness, thanks guys, that was fast and easy.
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Was it good?
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We take care of our own
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It just sucks
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i had no interest in seeing it..i heard about the beginnning of the film and i steered clear..what happens in the beginning is one of my biggest fears.that and carnies
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and Clippings is an awesome tool
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Later gators!
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Aug 11, 2010 3:29:02 PM CDT
Obama is the third beast with four heads according to this song.
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O CHRISTMAS TREE
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that dude is bat shit crazy. His musical ability is the second beast. Awful.
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Damn, didn't that Hawaian asshole hear me call dibs. Now I gotta be the Whore of Babylon. Shit.Gimme that rebar, gotta practice.
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Ribbed for my pleasure, MY ASS. I HATE End Times LARPing Tuesdays© at the White House.
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This guy is the self-proclaimed third angel (his callsign 'third eagle' is a Roman Vulgate Bible mistranslation) Rev. 8:10 'And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters.'Apparently John the Revelator (everyone dust your toe-gazing Depeche moves off) had a hard time telling the difference between trumpets and a Wal-Mart Casio.
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YES!!!!
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And on that note, I'm slave under the assholes I work for, slinging booze to drunk assholes, all while lording my (apparent) sobriety over them like an asshole."I'm surrounded by assholes!"And remember to wrap it up lady and gentlemen, that chicken's getting around. -
Aug 11, 2010 4:33:59 PM CDT
(I wonder if the 'Great Star that fell from Heaven' is Mel)
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in this dudes fucked up little world.
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Yeah, I never saw it. Okay, so here goes. First, let's get the negatives out of the way. The transitional edits between scenes were a little rough, and the score was far too bombastic. I also wish there was more Max badassery. But that's it. Within the scenes, particularly the fucking phenomenal road scenes, the editing was top notch. Terrific, idiosyncratic character acting, especially from the dude who plays the Toecutter ("The Nightrider. That is his name ... The Nightrider."). And it's very easy to see how Mel became such a huge star. The guy had charisma to spare even in his young and pretty days. He could play silly, romantic, and frightening, sometimes all at once. I'm really looking forward to watching THE ROAD WARRIOR. **** out of five stars.
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Just made an easy hunnerd bucks bush-hogging about 15 acres for my Nanny (what? I'm from the south. My other grandmother was maw-maw). Nothing manlier than riding a big ol' tractor with a bucket on the front and a giant lawn-mower (bush-hog) on the back. Except The Expendables. It will impregnate your date. Cool to see another member of the Flicka/Scary family up in here. I thought you were pretty clever. It's the genes.
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I'll be standing behind him, he will walk in, then St. Peter will slap the velvet rope up."Sorry all full. The fire marshal has really been riding our ass about the codes. We are at capacity."I gotta start writing me a killer Apocalyptic ditty.♪ ♫ Mi Mi Mi♪ ♫[to the tune of Ole McDonald]♪ ♫Then the lamb opened the fourth seal♪ ♫♪ ♫Come and♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫Come and see♪ ♫♪ ♫On a pale horse....the rider was Death♪ ♫♪ ♫Come and♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫Come and see♪ ♫Man.....this sucks. Let him go. This aint worth it.
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Very disappointing.
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prepare all asses for intense kicking. The Road Warrior is just as good as it's ever been sold to be. I envy you, getting to see it for the first time.
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I'm ready to rock.
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pieces of Max, Colonel. Good review. I think the overdub threw me off it initially.
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is that it's like a superhero sequel. You've got the origin out of the way; now it's time to turn it up to 11! Thunderdome.....good in its own way. Plus: Tina Turner in chain mail, with her boobies all pushed up! Boobies: always good.
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that is the other reason Max never intrigued me. ESB and Godfather 2 always gets held up as sequels that excel over the original. Road Warrior is all that and a razor sharp boomerang.
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But I mostly remember just Tina and her boobies and her song.
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ENERGY!
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sound like fun. I'll have to get it and see how it fares.
And i'm minutes away from my 6 days off. I'll be around though, because we can't afford to go anywhere fancy shmancy.
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saw Road Warrior first, so Mad Max was sort of blah. Spoilerish for the Colonel! Spoilerish! I do love the recurring theme of the nutjob baddie that JUST WON'T DIE!
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(call it by it's real name, Americans!). The first Max is cool and all, introduces the interceptor and all that, but definitely is a product of its time (all respect to the boss). I mean, baby blue t-shorts? Haw!
2 however is another kettle of fish. Whereas most action movies are all action because they have no story, this is the one that goes the other way - strips everything back to the essentials. They're still ripping it off!
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it's kind of all over the place until the VENGEANCE kicks in. At which point, it becomes focused like a laser beam made out of razor wire with a miner's hat and a map straight to your ass.
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Did I get ya?
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That was no paradise. It looked like a desert with water. Beautiful shots.
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you know nothing is 'real' until it gets 'merikanized'! ;p Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Whut? Mad Max 2? Bah! THE ROAD WARRIOR!! Honestly, that shit does bug me. Just call it what it is! I mean, we're not even as creative as Asia when it comes to renames. Wonder what Mad Max 2 was there? Highway Murder Super Go? Gas Haul Ass Destruction? Makes me wonder...
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Me and Starman caught Mad Max 2 at the Alamo a couple of weeks ago...the Aussie print that actually read 'Mad Max 2' in the titles, and it had a little extra footage that isn't on the American VHS. Starman's a huge Max fan, so it was pretty awesome for him.
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but my internet connection decided to go full-on retard at just the right moment. Sorry buddy.
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Do not be afraid, Jenny Hayden. Haven't seen that in soooo long.
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...interesting on that whole genre. I always thought of MAD MAX as the beginning of something, but that documentary about Australian B movies made it look more like the culmination of a decade of low budget apocalyptic-ish car smashing movies.Who knew?
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...it's the hydraulic bucket on the front that really does it for me though...
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...really has its moments. Third installments should take note...
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It's worth it for the scene where Max turns over his weapons-all of them. But the gyrocopter pilot shoulda recognized Max. I still don't understand why they did that.
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...that won't do.
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...no woman ever let me fill up her belly with children. Good thing I never signed my social contract.
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It is still MOTHERFUCKIN" HOT!!!! Heat index at 107...
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but you gotta admit....The Road Warrior is a bad muthafucker of a title.I GOT IT!Let's call the originals Mad Max and this Hardy remake stuff Road Warrior!Genius.[points at self]
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I have some ideas I am waiting to marinate.
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still smells like shit to me.
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"DOOOO-KIIEEEEE." "Dookie?"
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the most badass tag team in history: The Road Warriors.
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The print I saw said 'Mad Max 2', and it was from the country that the movie was made in, so I'm gonna go with that.
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Gentlemen, mount your chickens!!!
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Disregard.
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Yeah boyeeeeeee!
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...until my first viewing of Richard Rush's FREEBIE AND THE BEAN! I'm so excited! I think this is going to be an INCEPTION-beater.
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Sorry guys.
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Teddy I caught that on HDTV movies one day, at least part of it. It is such an odd mix of horrid 70's clothing and tough guy attitude from James Caan. I had no idea what I was watching.
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they called it Road Warrior, being that no-one had seen the first, and that IS a fucking kick-arse title.
But I would also see "Highway Murder Super Go" in a second!
Remember when Hollywood pussified the Aussie "Evil Angels" movie into "A Cry in the Dark" or some shit? They dun goofed! -
Teddy, Mac...be glad your sperm hasn't activated any eggs with bitches you can no longer stand to be around...Be very glad...
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for when the Col. gets back.
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I'm a fuel-injected suicide machine!
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Time-delay sperm! Goes off like a grenade!
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Aug 11, 2010 6:34:38 PM CDT
Oh, and i use the term bitches in the meanest way possible...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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Aug 11, 2010 6:36:27 PM CDT
BTW, why is there a golf advertisement on this site?
by cheeses_of_nazareth
I gurantee there is, at most, 3 casual readers who worry about improving their golf game...
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...Mario Golf game. Does that count?
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Aug 11, 2010 6:38:58 PM CDT
Teddy, after all that talk yesterday about 7-11 food...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
I had a loaded 1/4 lb hot dog for lunch...MMMMMmmmmAlso tried the 1/4 lb cheesburger dog....not so great...
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Colonel...If you gave Mad Max 4 out of 5 stars, I would be shocked if you didn't give MM2 5 out of 5.Thunderdome, as already stated was good in it's own way. I mean come on, it had all the pressure of living up to MM2, and there was pretty much no way that was going to happen. I think they did a good job with what they had.Had a great dinner, marinated chicken grilled to perfection, and a layered salad future Mrs Rogue made, totally awesome! We are a good cooking team.
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I'm prolly more excited about it than I should be. I'm a big Alan Arkin fan, and Rush's THE STUNT MAN should definitely be part of the antheon. That's such a great movie, I couldn't recommend it more. "Just what I need, another chance to lose."
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At least, I did when I ate dairy. It's all about the toppings with that one...
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That cheeseburger dog thingy at 7-11 is awesome, have not had one in a while, I have been having those taquito things which are good as long as you don't get the one that's been there for a few weeks.
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in flat round patties...when it looks like an overcooked horse-lip hotdog wrapped in gravel it confuses my taste buds...
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HIGHWAY MURDER SUPER GO whitey...who the hell wouldn't? Tonight on American Idol....Korea's hottest new band 'Double Tag-team Ninja Rash' will perform their hit single--the title track from the hottest soundtrack on the planet: HIGHWAY MURDER SUPER GO!
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and design my own tee: on the front, the pic of Max with the sawed-off, walking down the highway. On the back: HIGHWAY MURDER SUPER GO.
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Peter O'Toole, Jessica Lange, Steve Railsback? Fucking aces, man, just a flat-out great movie. This from a guy who generally cannot get behind a '70s drama.
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FUCK IT!!! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!
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I freakin' LOVE the little Aussie film FORTRESS about the school kids & teacher that are taken hostage by the bank robbers with the animal masks. Until the kids unleash unholy hell upon them, Lord of the Flies stylee. WAS that an Australian production? Hell, I even bought the novel way back when. It's been lost to the mists of time though.
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Actually, don't. That shit is ALWAYS funny.
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Well, minus the HIGHWAY MURDER SUPER GO. Black shirt, white image. He wore that fucker out, then sewed the image on the back of his hoodie. Like I said, he's a big fan.
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less than a second separated our last posts...Your post appeared under mine when I hit post...
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but I used to watch THE FALL GUY way back when. It's pretty much the same right?
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in ONE WEEK! I would have shat myself with glee. Stinky, disgusting glee.
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HAPPY SCRAPPY HERO PUP. Cool.
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that I wore out when I was still just peach-fuzzy. It was him firing a storm-trooper blaster, with lasers pew-pewing around him. Of course, it was replaced with mah verry own Boba Fett tee.
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Y'know, I never could get into the Fall Guy. Course, I was six or seven or so, but you'd think I'd be into it anyway.
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how many can I get IN A ROW? A contest of ONE!!!!
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the string broken. Like my little heart. Yeah, FALL GUY was a poor substitute for THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN. And who could forget the super-amazing spin-off, BIG FOOT & WILD BOY?
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especially late at night...When it happens, I just keep on posting...sometimes increasing the frequency or length of the posts...I'm not gonna let them win by NOT posting...Sadly, many people have regretted not stepping in and giving me a new topic...
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but, she wasn't bionic, either...
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"Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus."
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tonight, I want no less than 500 posts detailing the intracacies and psychological depths of BRING 'EM BACK ALIVE.
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about any project he is involved in. After suppressing the initial gag reflex for the Mad Max remake, I am curious to see him work.Anyone see Bronson? That movie is ALL him, and I do mean all of him. Too much dong. 3/5
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AMERICAN BEAUTY silly.
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I had her posters all over my walls back then....she actually replaced 3 Star Wars posters I had up...yup she was that hot.
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to post on the AWESOME AWESOMENESS of the skin-tight white 'uniform' of Wilma Deering from season 1 of Buck Rogers. You may also expand that to include the multiple colors of season 2.
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it's on the list. The long, long list.
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Yup. I am not always going to post obscure quotes, I don't really expect you guys to not know where they are from anyways. If I stump everyone with a quote, I would be SHOCKED...not to mention a little disappointed.
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but, not the one you always think of...It was her all fucking hot in that silver costume from Logan's Run...
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Your bringing back memories Fuzzy.
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Sweet, i remember that poster. Trying to think of who else I had the hots for back in the day....
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I just wanted to win SOMETHING... TELL ME I WIN! And I used to have the cool-ass Empire Strikes Back movie poster. Damn, the shit that got thrown away in my life. GAH!!!
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Aug 11, 2010 7:23:00 PM CDT
And yes, Wilma Deering made Buck Rogers watchable...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
I certainly wasn't watching it for the fuckin' robot or the dude from Flock of Seagulls...
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I dare you to stump me. I am the Quote-Fucking-Master!
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Aug 11, 2010 7:24:59 PM CDT
Rouge, sounds like you and I are from the same generation...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
I turn 48 a week from Sunday...You?
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From that show Too Close For Comfort with Ted Knight...anyone remember that?
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was my first 'pop-culture lust'. 'Cause let's face it, Leia was LOVE. Wilma, she made me feel all funny. That space vampire episode? THAT made me very, very confused. 'Why does hypmotized, compliant Wilma make my pants all tight?'
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The Cosmic Cow! Wasn't that the comic strip he wrote?
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Beetle.
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Sorry, my short term memory is on vacation...again...
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Your a few years my senior, but close enough that I am sure we grew up with the same things, I will be 44 in early September...kindred spirits my friend.Note: Most people mistake me for younger because of 2 factors...I don't look my age (good family genes, thanks Mom and Dad) and I sure as hell don't act my age.
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I like a challenge....your on dude!Lets see.......Fuzzy...yep, Cosmic Cow was indeed the strip he did in that show!
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You are the Random Quote Of The Day winner!!!!!!!!!!! You are awesome!!!!!!!!
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scared me on wiki...then saw when she was all that in '81...Yeah, she was hot...
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"I got a hot date""Yeah? Who is she and what did you arrest her for?"For starters anyway
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Yea she hit the wall later in life, but stayed hot for a number of years, but OMG back in the day, the hotness.
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So you got just a LITTLE more time served than myself there Cheeses. Anyways, gonna sign off for a little while, maybe actually WATCH a movie or sumthin. Be cool.
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Checking my Facebook page for a sec
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You'll prolly get me on the first try. But no cheating and using IMDB, now.
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Blaire on Facts of Life...Too bad she grew up to be a Bible thumper...
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...usually LOL....not with movies I love anyways.
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Keep going....
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The Hidden.
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Or what?
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Nope....but that is a freaking awesome movie!
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I coulda swore that was some of the police station banter towards the beginning. And yeah, doesn't that movie fucking rock? I keep waiting for them to show it at the Alamo, but they have yet to do so.
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'nuff said...WKRP...Johnny Fever Rocks...
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Oh god how could I forget her? What teenager at that time didn't lust after her?
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I give. Lemme have it.
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The answer is......LA ConfidentialIt was between Bud White (Crowe) and Dick Stenslin (don't know the actor who played hi LOL)
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But I have to say, I've only seen L.A. Confidential once, years ago.
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wife of top 40 man, Casey Kasem and in a lot of 80's stuff...They have a VERY hot daughter...http://connect.in.com/kerri-kasem/photos-kerri-kasem-d487d96e13e9b8cc.html
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“Fuck that douchebag.” Sixies said. Scary tucked the package a little further down into her waistband. Flick looked over his shoulder.”This party must be invite only.” Daysiders flooded the hallway from both directions. ST thought about the flooding tunnel in Die Hard with a Vengeance. In his head he gave it 3 out of 5 stars. D.Vader pulled his fists in toward his hips. He threw his arms forward and the ower thrust the front line of Daysiders back. Cheeses jerked his .50’s and went to work. The horde was so thick that the shells took 2 or 3 down at a time. Sixies pulled a trick out of his bag and blasted a hole in the floor. The Daysiders spilled into the gap. Vader held the one side at bay. Cobra slashed with furious quickness while Scary took massive swipes with The Blade. The hole in the floor prevented the horde from reaching the group on the other side. As they blasted each direction they created a barrier of dead bodies on each side. ”Well,” Scary said. “..down we go.” She looked at the hole in the floor. Yes there were Daysiders down there but it was nothing compared to the masses that waited just behind these piles and they would be especially pissed after climbing over their dead comrades. Teddy and Fuzzy went back to back and jumped down together. Muzzle flashes lit up the hole as the others looked down. They all quickly followed. The hole was dark and they could barely see in front of them. They spread out to search every corner. What little light there was glinted off Cobra Kia’s drawn katana. ”This place smells like vegemite and asshole.” Nilla explained. It did stink. They found a drainage tunnel and reluctantly moved through it. Sixies collapsed the tunnel behind them. They didn’t know where it lead but it was better than shit ass army that was hot on their heels. ”What’s that?” Sixies asked. A dead Daysider lay in the tunnel. Flick kicked it and watched the head flop around on a broken neck. “Someone is picking up the scraps.””…and leaving a trail of breadcrumbs.” Sixies added. He pointed at a second body about thirty feet down the tunnel. They continued on, running into five more bodies as they went. The tunnel ended in a large room. It was dim and there didn’t appear to be anyway out. A voice spoke from a dark corner.”Aren’t you guys a little short for Storm Troopers?” Mac and Colonel stepped out of the shadows.”We are here to rescue you.” Everyone said at once. “Even if we have no idea how the fuck we are gonna get out of here.” Scary added.”You’re not.” THE_CHOPPAH said as he entered the room the same way they had entered. The Pebrews clutched their stomachs and dropped to their knees in pain. MJ slithered into the room with his hair still smoking. He walked over to Colonel and kicked him in the balls. ScarJo walked up to Scary and punched her in the tit.”NOOOOO!” Flick yelled. “Not those!””You fanboys never learn.” CHOPPAH said. “But I’m gonna teach you. Drag them to ‘The Office’.”
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She played Nick Tortelli's new wife in Cheers.
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"Your name's Levine? You call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch?"
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Is this a continuing saga? Would like to see previous installments if possible.
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Glengarry Glen Ross.
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Tell him what he's won Johnny!!!!!Love that movie, in my top ten easily. Great acting, great writing, don't get much better than that cast.
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I thought that would be too obscure...But, man, have I always had a thing for statuesque women, especially blondes...She was PERFECT in that role...in the series...I fell in love with her, when Tortelli was accusing her of "extending his metaphor" and she twisted it sexy and said she "didn't mean to...I was just sitting here."
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And you ain't just whistlin' dixie. YOWZA!
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Cheeses, you seen THE EDGE, with Hopkins and Baldwin? That's a great Mamet screenplay, and the role Hopkins says is closest to his true self. Great movie.
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Was that the one with the bear? In the snow?
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OK, now I'm fucking pissed. Bitch is gwan to answer to the back of me sinewy right hand, fo' sho.
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Lost in the wilderness kinda thing. Anthony Hopkins asking a black dude to make a spear, which is hilarious.
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She's goin' down...Ummmm, I mean...she's fucked....Ummmm, yeah...
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for you Moby Dick fans...
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Fragile frickin' children... It's a wonder we survive as a species at all...
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Some would say Vege does smell like arsehole, but I love it. Vegemite that is.
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with the arsehole boss, getting fired, even down to the computer stuff. Funny how it's EXACTLY the same thing that happened in Fight Club which was released around the same time. Freaky!
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She's kickin' it up a notch in the fever dept. at the moment. Too sleepy to drink. Sick toddlers is HELL. Another sleepless night, here, guaranteed. As a Public Service, I am not going out tomorrow. The roads will be safe... from me, at least... in northern NJ... PS, any of you Peebers ever see a black Honda with a bumper sticker that says "REAL MEN DRINK ROSÈ", that's me. I had that bumper sticker custom made.
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Don't you know you're not supposed to talk about Fight Club?
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If someone had a cat they named Fletch, after the movie, what color would it be, and why?!?!??! HELP ME GODDAM IT!
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hope she gets feeling better real soon. For EVERYONE'S sake. But mostly hers.
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I saw Fight Club and American Beauty on the same night, in the same theater back in '99. THAT was a great night. Night gang. Seeya tomorrow.
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haven't seen Fletch since I was twelve or so.
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"Sleep well, and may you dream of large women."
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Fletch! Cat! Color! Why?!?!??!?!?!?!
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Unless the cat had the '80s Lakers color scheme going on. Sorry.
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lazy but does whatever it wants to...expects others to clean up after it...and it looks like Chevy Chase up close...
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'cause that movie's shit?
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I have to have a reason. A senior colleague at work is asking. I win a bottle of Champagne if I guess right.
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So HELP ME. IMDB was fucking USELESS.
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Aug 11, 2010 9:26:44 PM CDT
Fletch and Garfield have the same personal outlook on life...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Chevy Chase and Bill Murry are friends and fellow SNL alumni...
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Aug 11, 2010 9:27:43 PM CDT
Fletch coasts and takes advantage of the situation...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
I am much like that...
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He wanted to see Whip It! tonight... I stayed on the 'puter googling Fletch cat color possibilities. So, I'm an asshat... and now, no Whip It! I have to go. I'm in trouble. Again.
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with the creator of the books, and there's something about Fletch throwing a cat out the window. So maybe the cat would be white by being scared from falling out of a 7th floor window? That's all I got.
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words to live by for 30 years...
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It was the best I could do under such trying circumstances.
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But only to say goodnight to PB nation. Talk to you all tomorrow. Peace out my people!
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spin that top...
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may the force be with you!
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I was going for tough love...
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Aug 11, 2010 11:07:19 PM CDT
OMG, I m NOT letting this evening end with fukking SPAM.
by scarywaitress
FUCK. That. Shit. Peace out Peebs. You and the chicken... meant for each other...
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Oh... sorry, my typo.
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were you and Subs arguing? It was hard to tell. Sounded hidden amongst the AVATAR debate.
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O.K. O.K. I'll stop.
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night C of N. Watch out for suspicious totems.
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how's Thursday treating the Earf? Any asteroids headed our way?
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I commend you. In a sea of asshats, you defended your honor. And his. He'll never see that, though. G'nite all. A sober'd Waitress leaves you.
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watched THE FRENCH CONNECTION
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Pfft.
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♪ ♫ A movie geek bought for a fee ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ He's got four chins, ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ He's got four boobs. ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ He has weight he'll never lose ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ It's prophesied, it's prophesied ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ Harry Knowles will be bribed ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ He'll start a war, ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ With a cameo in Transformers 4, ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ And a glowing review, ♪ ♫
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The latest Bats shelter pic - another triumph! Consequences indeed...
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helloooooo
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and picking up that batshit fundamentalist BS to make it current again.
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to tell a story about my handle, pretty much what I posted in the shelter, but this shit cracks me up and Flicka insisted I make it more public.
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My newest short film. 4 and a half hours to make 70 shots with heavy makeup effects and a SERIOUS time crunch (had to be out by midnight and my actress is unavailable tomorrow and it has to be finished by friday). So it was a freaking rush. And oh yeah, my actress also has a serious fear about the subject matter we were shooting, which complicated matters as well. Now its time to edit and make movie magic. I hope everything turns out fine. I've got no choice either way.
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I'm a bartender in the suburbs of Philadelphia. Until about a year ago I lived right down the street from the only section 8 housing outside of the city perimeter; it's a small town, home to an extremely ghetto population (more on that some other day) and an extremely meth-lab-biker-white-trash populationOne evening a friend visited from D.C. Joey is a diminutive man, a tenor in the Air Force Operatic Choir, sang at G. Ford's funeral, the works. On this particular evening he was wearing a salmon colored polo (that's PINK in my neighborhood) and desperately wanted to attend a bar with 'local color.'We threw out suggestions and someone mentioned a bar that was immediately shot down ('We're not going there dude, you're shirt is PINK'). J. insisted that that was EXACTLY the 'local color' he craved.We entered the bar. It was mostly bikers (on a later night a regular said to my roommate and I: 'Well, no pussy in here tonight, you faggots wanna go the parking lot and fight?' we did not.)As we pulled up to the dive, J. slurred, "I'mma do a High 5000.""What's that?""'Swhen you high five everyone in the fucking bar dude!""No you're not.""Yep, I am."I figured he'd see the sullen, surly, muscular crowd and pussy out. But Joey was made of tougher stuff. After ordering a round for us, he took his salmon-colored polo shirt to the dude in the farthest corner and asked him for a high-five. He was begrudgingly obliged.The next person he approached talked to him for a few minutes after the high-five. Soon bikers were offering up their life stories, the bar was full of meth lab reveries and roadside beat downs that brought wistful smiles to wrinkled eyes.A biker named 'Ice-man' gave J. his full life story; J. only managed to break away because someone he had not high-fived yet was cashing out, so he had to get them quick.Soon the entire bar was talking about crazy stories and long-dead warriors.Joey H. the high-five effect changed my perspective, here's to meth labs, here's to salmon polos, here's to cocky, effete Irish tenors who turn a biker dive on it's head for a night. Go fuck yourself you little fag, you're the shit.
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'go fuck yourself you little fag, you're the shit' is a direct quote from one of the bikers. That part just got cut off.
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goodnight chickens. Off to Boston in the A.M. Being a best man (It's the only 'best' I've ever been, I think, except for 'best in show' at the Thai massage parlor annual Veteran's Day party), being a best bud (far more valuable, I'm bringing the bud, even though I don't smoke). Absent for a few. I ain't fukken no chickens, all I can handle right now is a partridge or two. Nytol.
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That was an awesome story dude. Even if I'm a bit sad you didn't name it after my show (I designed puppets for crying out loud!).
That story's so cool it sounds like an urban legend - I take it that being in the air force he can handle himself? Hence the balls to wear the sweater? Anyway, when you return... -
Have fun with all the Massholes in Boston. As best man you should have your pick of the finest female attendees at the wedding.
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There are 10 installments of The Daysiders story so far. I will be putting the whole thing up at the shelter when its done.
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Here's to another good day above ground!
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So...what to you do rogue...since you work IT, do you get to your first gig and just leave a PB window open all day while you work?
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be back in an hour..recapping what happened last night..seems like alot.
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Pretty much yea, depending on my location, I may have more free time, may have less. But almost always have time for PB ;)
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Aug 12, 2010 7:44:45 AM CDT
are you using an air card or just any available ethernet/wireles
by macready452
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Have an assigned desk for IT people...with the exception of one place, so I have a desk and a PC to use, just about any place I am at.
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YES road warrior DOES indeed RULE.jean kasem also in GHOSTBUSTERSim pissed i missed the quote game.
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looks pretty good.
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I can do more quotes if you are game.....or we can wait til you have some competition....your call bro
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hit meCOME ON HIT ME!!
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"This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!""Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life"
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STAND BY ME.
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"We're not gonna get rid of anybody...We're gonna stick together, just like it used to be... When you side with a man, you stay with him...And if you can't do that, you're like some animal, you're finished...We're finished...All of us!!"
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clueless on that one.
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Aug 12, 2010 8:45:44 AM CDT
Pike Bishop (William Holden) From The Wild Bunch Sixies
by rogueleader66
Here is another one......"That son of a bitch, he didn't get a base hit all season! I should kill him!"
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jeez you are stumping me today
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I thought for sure you would get that one....Robert Loggia from Scarface
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Adios counselor.....Love that fucking movie bro
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Quotes are tough. Let me try,
"You tell him I'm coming, and hell's coming with me."
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Wyatt Earp
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Nothing worse than trivia that is too easy. Gotta think.
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Can't make things too hard
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"Mon...monoso...monosod...""Monosodium glutimate. You can't even say it.""I can say rat droppings."
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I know this.....uhhhh......DAMN.....wait.....
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"God hates me that's what it is""Hate him back it works for me"
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That much I know.....grrrrrrrrrrr I hate not knowing when I should know it!!!!
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...out his nose].
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LETHAL WEAPON
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Now......for Mac's quote.....wait for it.....
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When the fish are in the barrell. That was an easy one.
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Remo Williams....speaking to chunWhew close one
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"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fucking charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?"
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Not ringing a bell
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Men at Work. Charlie to Emilio
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golf clap?golf clap
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I saw Men At Work once.....dumb but entertaining
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....you ate your weight in Godfather pizza."
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"I got two problems....one, I aint playing fuckin games, and two you don't have anything to bet with."That one shouldn't be too hard
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Aug 12, 2010 10:04:11 AM CDT
ok..michael jackson DIDNT come to my house to use the bathroom..
by six demon bag
BUT HIS SISTER DID!
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speaking to Chunk
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I forgot that. I think my brother and i did the golf clap the rest of the decade.
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Great flick. Charlie and Emilio were great together. Incidentally, THAT was the first time I really noticed Keith David.
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a rustic setting like this?
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first time i saw him was THEY LIVE..understandably ive been a fan since!
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Yup. How could you not. Dude was bat shit in that
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i see your BLAZING SADDLES love and i raise you a THATS HEDLEY
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Are these additional bits of trivia or additional quotes to previous questions?
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The last quote I put up was Nick Nolte from 48 Hours, speaking to Eddie Murphy, right before they go into the bar and Eddie pretends to be a cop.
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Dude is all kinds of awesome
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Might be from something I either have not seen, or only saw once.
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good to see him get work..
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So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
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This is usually Flicks shift. I'm usually in bed by the time you get here.
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Watch your cornhole bud
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Armageddon?
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"Yes! We're black AND we're dentists. Let's not make an issue out of it"
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WHIP IT..youre not missing anything great. its a cute lil film about being yourself and stuff.
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I had a super-light day today, and realized that going out wouldn't get me anywhere, really, and that if I just saw these two customers NEXT week I would waste less gas. So, I'm hangin' out. I have a shitload of computer work to do so I'm doing that.
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General Kimsey
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dont waste my time..
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Saw it on the plane home from Argentina... laughed out loud a couple of times. (My co-workers thought I was nuts.) Anyway, thought it was fun enough for a review... it was better than the reviews gave it credit for, I thought.
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...ever."
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i need a price check. what did you use for protection? paper or plastic?GO I MISS BRUNO KIRBY!
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I like to use sick days when I'm NOT sick, more fun
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I'm just posting fave quotes and guessing, all madcap, loose, and fancy-free. 'Cause that's me. Loose and fancy-free. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Steve Buscemi was nuts in Armageddon
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Perfect
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yeah WHIP IT was trying to be anything great..just a nice small film..
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is it friday already?
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Aug 12, 2010 10:47:43 AM CDT
there is an Expendables thread you should b spamming CHOP
by macready452
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We CoCers (top talkbacks before the Pedalback) came up with a mutant freak that combined Keith David and David Keith into one unholy character acting giant monstrosity known as Keith David Keith. Or David Keith David, depending on your mood, but I preferred the former.
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Love that movie,and great music in it!
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Aug 12, 2010 10:56:57 AM CDT
It is Thursday..I am off work...mowers are mowing...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
keeping me from my inceptive sleep...So, welcome to the ceremonial lighting of the first bowl...
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i need some fuckin french toast!
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having some awesome salad leftover from last night
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i miss you johnny mcT
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The whole idea of shooting a film baffles me. I know how it's done (kinda, in theory) it just seems way to complicated from my blonde little head.
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only if its BAD BOYS 3..
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...wth wet fngers. A bunch of fucng eys on the rght don't seem to wor . P> Ths'll pass rght? P>Fuc.
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Which is pretty damn amazing. I was so rushed bc of the location's time commitment. Unfortunately, I had a tiny little bit to shoot today and my actresses backed out on me last night, so now I'm kinda screwed there and either need to find two girls to play the part, or I rewrite the scene and just have my gf and someone else record some dialogue as if the main character is overhearing their conversation through a wall.
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tats funn flk!
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Gotta get the inspection sticker for the car then travel to my afternoon shift....be back soon....Cheeses, spark one for me PLEASE....later....
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pull a gilliam and recast that role..
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OF ALL TIME? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nF_L8iwqBs
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SYTYCD is PedalBack material now?
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i try to even it out a bit..i think KENT is gonna take it..
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...and ht chcs. When are you gong to start usng your powers for the good of man>|nd?
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...RUNWAY sn't streamng.
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Awesome art show, awesome art work here, celebrating the Holy Trinity of 80's G's: http://tinyurl.com/39mphvf
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american tail on cinemagic
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CHOPPAH don't make sexist comments about Waitress!
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GHOSTBUSTERS, GREMLINS... but not GOONIES please!
I admitted to not liking GOONIES much on another thread and the rest of the aicn world came down on me like a ton of bricks... but hopefully on the gentle slopes of the Pedalback I can admit to that without being murdered.
Right? Um.. why you got those knives out guys? AAARRGGH... et tu Brutus... -
...the Truffle Shuffle.
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Aug 12, 2010 11:41:04 AM CDT
Cobraman...of the three, GOONIES is my least fav...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
I guess I was a little too old for all the kid club adventures when it came out...My kids all loved the shit out of it, though..
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That's a movie I loved as a kid and a movie that always makes me feel like a kid again when I watch. I think I'll go put on my 25th anniversary soundtrack come to think of it...
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if you were a kid, their language was much more realistic and not totally pussy like a kid movie these days. same with Monster Squad. 13 yr olds calling each other gay and shit. It just rings true.
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geez..thats a tough one..i would have to say GHOSTBUSTER is my fave and GREMLINS my least fave..but it really is so close..thats like picking between the first two godfathers
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I love that 40 Yr Old Virgin line...."Lets get some fucking FRAINCH TOAST!" Her delivery just makes it magic. "That mother FUCKER...
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I love that 40 Yr Old Virgin line...."Lets get some fucking FRAINCH TOAST!" Her delivery just makes it magic. "That mother FUCKER...he pulled right out in front of me!"
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Mac, the screaming mainly. Constant, sustained, irritating screaming.
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incomplete double post to start the day. Super-douchetastic!
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do you like gladiator films? Ever seen a grown man naked? Spent any time in a turkish prison?
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Fuzzy, you know the old saying...
"Two double posts at morning. Peebers warning" -
"Simupost at night. Cheeses delight."
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Fuzzy, yes to the first two, no to the third!
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there is a lot of screaming.Sixies is that Costners Robin Hood?
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Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath, I can't return it until it has spilled blood
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are they on the honor system when reclaiming their weapons or what?
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didnt you first KUFFS?i love that horn honking scene and then FUCK YOU.
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love the hell out of that movie."Where...do you buy your clothing?"
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both have characters that wear shirts with a picture of them on it.
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but it is the European ones. I hate when it is at commercial and I turn it on, only for them to come back to the Euro version of TNJ.
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EAT PRAY LOVE--->C+SCOTT PILGRIM--->B+EXPENDABLES--->BNANNY MCPHEE 2--->B-
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GOONIES on cinemagic..
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the people at cinemagic are obviously monitoring our activities
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I'm staying with my mother unit b/c her health is not so good AND I am currently unemployed. Today....today is laundry day. I'm two loads in. My eyes have seen things.....things a grown man doesn't just forget. So cold...so, so cold.......
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moms has taken care of her own until the last two weeks. Her arthritis is acting up like a crack house rat lately, so I've been a step-n-fetchit. And now, THIS. I need a dozen roofies, stat!
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don't know Sixies
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i think it was during the YOU KNOW HOW I CAN TELL YOU'RE GAY..schtick
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Me thinks Scary don't like the Rogue....she only seems to show up when I am leaving...coincidence? Perhaps....but not sure. My "bitch gene" comment did not make a good first impression I'm sure, but it was said in jest, I'm really not that bad a person....well...most of the time LOL.Anyways...I saw 40 YO Virgin mentioned, and Anchorman? Two funny fucking movies. Ever notice that every movie Steve Carell is in, there is always someone from the office in the movie as well?"Brian I'm gonna be honest with you that smells like pure gasoline" I love that line from Anchorman.Kuffs....god I saw that in the theaters with an ex-g/f...she loved Christan Slater so we had to see it. I didn't care much for it at first, but liked it better in repeated viewings. have not seen it in years though.Fuzzy...hope moms gets better bro, sucks to see shit like that happen to your folks, had to watch my Dad go from my dad to a helpless old man in less than a year, broke my heart.
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as he explains Quantum Theory and Reincarnation...with Wikipedia's help, of course...http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2009/07/everymans_guide_to_quantum_the.htmlI give it a thumbs up...
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I actually moved back in at first to help care for my dad. He was in the last stages of cancer, and passed away just over a year ago. He fought hard for 6 years, but in the space of about 8 months he just....diminished. I sympathize brother.
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Sorry about your Dad, I know exactly where you are coming from bro. My dad had a stroke in 2006 (his second) and he got diagnosed with Parkinsons. He could not drive anymore, was barely able to take care of himself. Went from this independent funny guy that everyone loved to a helpless old man in less than a year....I had to drive him wherever he wanted to go, which I happily did. I remember one day going to take him to the store and watching him walking down his driveway with cane in hand and just started crying. To see how he deteriorated in such a short time was heart breaking. Finally, after getting through Christmas 2007, he saw my kids, and on new years eve, laid down on his bed and checked out. He had enough. He lost his independence, and as much as I told him I'd do anything for him, I knew he felt like a burden, even though he was nothing of the kind. He was 69, and to this day I can barely think of him and not get emotional. Like now, got tears rolling down my face. It's all good though, got his dog tags from the Navy on a chain, I found them when I was clearing out his apartment and haven't taken them off since, so he is with me everyday, and even my kids talk to him, they will grab the tag, give it a lil kiss and hug and say "love you poppy"...gets me every time. Ok, now that I have thoroughly depressed myself and everyone else I will shut up now.
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(for me at least)there are new looney toons dvds coming out next week and contrary to what i previously suspected, they ARE new to DVD..should fit in with my GOLDENS
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I really need to get some classic LT on DVD, they are among my favorite cartoons. Even have the theme as a ring tone on my phone. Probably getting a Road Runner tattoo on my leg, one of three more tats I have planned...got 2 at present...Star Wars ones of course LOL.
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I have 1 thru 3. Does the cartoon featuring the little martian baby YOB appear on any of the later ones? That's one of my all time favorites man. 'Yob! Yob! Where's my Yob?'
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You better shoot me, it's fiddler crab season!!' Anytime Bugs, Daffy, and Elmer are together is guaranteed GOLD!
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Thinking about posting my tat pics there.
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but I like the part about the tags and your kids. Keep him with you man. Thats all you can do.
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Aug 12, 2010 1:32:16 PM CDT
Would you like to shoot him now or wait til you get home?
by rogueleader66
No...not this time......wait til you get home
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Don't mean to post such a depressing story, but I guess it's therapeutic sometimes.
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SHOOT ME NOW!!! Some of the gags they came up for with Daffy's bill....priceless. I also LOVE when Bugs & Daffy are in Bugs' hole, and he convinces Daffy to poke his head up to see if Elmer's still around....up goes the head...*BAM* Down comes daffy, bill all bent to hell..."Yes, yes...still lurking about."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ey3g6BmuTI&feature=player_embedded
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I did the same thing a while back when I was first welcomed into the fold. It's good for the soul, and the peebers are all class. It's all part of the non-stop film called 'life'.
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OMG, I fucking love that one, "Still lurking about" never fails to crack me up. The ones with Bugs and Daffy are priceless...."Consequences, shmonesquences as long as I'm rich"I guess it's good I did it during the day so as not to totally depress everyone. Anyone with any sense will just skip it LOL. But I appreciate the support, and yes, peebers are all class, all the way.
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And the prequels had one honestly, really great moment: Qui-gon's simultaneous lightsaber retraction/holstering during the rescue of Padme on Naboo. You just KNOW that was all Liam.
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ranks JUST UNDER the diminishing "Yoiks, and away!" for best Daffy moment for me. "I may be a greedy, craven coward, but I'm a RICH greedy, craven coward!"
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its on volume 6..ROCKET BYE BABY
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Oh that brings back memories. I had to look up Duck Rabbit Duck! online. Watching it now.
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Now THAT'S on the list. The long, long list.
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Its the only way we get to know each other...
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a DUCK dinnah." *sproing!* Waddle-waddle-waddle *BAM!!*
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nobody makes toons like that anymore.
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those were my go-to gifts around christmas time for a couple of years.
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hes vastly underrated.but yes, you get daffy, bugs, and elmer in the same scene..instant epic right there.
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That skunk got a LOT of pussy......cats...
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Ok, so anyone who wants to know a little bit about the Rogue, read it!Fuzzy....cartoons have not been as awesome as LT in god knows how long. Yea, today they have some good ones, but nothing that sticks in your memory like LT does. That's what makes great cartoons, you remember them, you can laugh at them every time you watch them. Not very much of today's stuff warrants repeated viewings. Whereas with LT you can watch them over and over and it never gets old, and is always funny.Sixies....Foghorn, definitely underrated, he always cracks me up. Did you see the thing they did with him on Family Guy? At KFC and the Colonel beheads him and holding his head watching his body run around and Foghorn makes some funny comment. Freaking hilarious cause you could see Foghorn doing it.http://tinyurl.com/3axeeqn for anyone who has not seen it.
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just little insane no sequiturs like that..
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that qn on the end is not supposed to have a space before it.
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my leetle pin-cushion of love?
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Le sigh.
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Yea I love FG....this past season was hit and miss, some episodes were hilarious, like the one with Quagmire's dad, one of the best closing lines of any show.Then at other times it was a total trainwreck...the episode where Brian and Stewie are trapped in the vault. Not one funny moment, just a bunch of WTF moments, IMO, the WORST FG episode ever, Seth McFarlane must have really smoked A LOT of ganja when he did that episode. Was watching it the other night and they poked fun at themselves, Cleveland saying "I hate when shows cut away from the main story for some bull crap" then cut to a guy on a unicycle. Great.
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Rally ah do....
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And damn, Mel Blanc.....never been anyone like him, doubt there will ever be anyone like him ever again. Dude was a million kinds of awesome.
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That man did EVERY friggin voice for the most part. And they were all so different. Genius pipes.
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Sometimes it's hard to believe it was one guy doing so many distinct voices....not to mention he was the voice of Barney Rubble...maybe I will get a tat of Mel instead of Road Runner......kidding, but he is that awesome.Oh I answered my own question, I see we can post pics at the shelter, so tonight I'll upload my tat pics.
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Aug 12, 2010 2:32:28 PM CDT
For the record, I ain't got no beef with the Rogueman...
by scarywaitress
it's just coinky-dink. As others can attest, it takes a bit more than a comment re: the "bitch gene" to piss me off these days. Daffy + Bugs Bunny = brilliance not equaled in the magic of comedic animation. PERFECTION. We have been meaning to get the DVD's of the old LT stuff, to indoctrinate The Child with. You can't start that soon enough...
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with all of the characters Mel Blanc lent voice to, standing with their heads sadly bowed, in front of an empty mic. Someone drew it to mark Blanc's passing... it still makes me sad, the same way the intro to the Muppet Movie does.
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fuzzy, rogue....sorry about your losses.
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if you haven't already. Youtube, search "Darth Schwarzeneggar". Do not try to drink anything. I'm crying. And my ribs hurt.
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namely LT and the three stooges, i get ugly looks from my wife.she finds LT to be funny, but doesnt comprehend stooges..bothare highly inappropriate she says.HMMPH!
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I'll check the Sith Lord Arnold when she gets back...
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Scary....glad to hear that, one thing I don't like to do is leave people with a bad impression, I rarely do that, but it bugs me when it does happen...glad to know I did not.I know the painting of which you speak of Scary, a buddy of mine has it, it also has the word "Speechless" on it, very sad indeed.ST thanks bro. Not to get even more depressing, but an interesting thing regarding the tags.One night as I was putting my kids to bed, they all grabbed the tag, did their thing and said goodnight to their grandfather. My older son, who had not cried or showed much emotion at all regarding his grandfather's passing, did the same as his brother and sister, but as I got up, the poor kid had such a sad look on his face. I asked him "Whats wrong buddy?" Well, the tears rolled down his face and he looked at me and said "I miss Poppy", well the two of us just hugged each other and cried together. I think it was really good for him to get that out, he really loved his Poppy. Ok there I go getting myself teary eyed again. Sorry guys for being such an emotional drain today LOL.
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Aug 12, 2010 2:51:02 PM CDT
Sixes, my first wife had the same problem with the Stooges...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Would NOT let the kids see them...which only made them want to see them all the more...
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If only for MY own sanity...LOLBut on that note, work is just about done so I will be off for a bit, home and think about what to make for dinner, yadda yadda....later fellow peebers!
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Often as a framed picture at the WB Store when I used to go there a lot as a younger lad. I wonder if that store still exists, like The Disney Store.
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dont talk back!
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YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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That's fucking hilarious. "You're damaged goods lady... FUCK YOU!"
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it's up there with Conan the Musical. Some folks JUST GET IT. My funny bone that is.
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is that they could have worked "Clevah girrul" from Total Recall in there somewhere. Of course, I may have missed it under my braying like a deranged ass.
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power went out once already.
Rogue, no man don't worry about it. I think it's great you have these stories that you can tell. It's a kind of catharsis, and also opens up your father's legacy to your new Pebrew brotherhood. It's great.
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Where was that one? I want a sequel. "You killed my muddah! You killed my faddah!"
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thats priceless...just seeing vader hum along.
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with the Conan hand-stomping 'nyanyaaaghaaanyaah' dubbed in.
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are ENDLESS!
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From Schwarzenegger dubbed into the scene in Jurassi Park where Muldoon says it to the raptor that's about to bite off his face.
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have you seen the Coming to America one? Fucking hilarious."AHH HAA!!"
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As he's hacking away at him with his lightsaber. "Its called 'Who is your daddy, and what does he do?'"
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Shit that's funny.
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that should be on stage before this stupid Spiderman musical crap. Great stuff.
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http://tinyurl.com/38kchj
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I'm glad I'm not late to that party.
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Also the Vader Sessions, or Snatch Wars are good for a chuckle.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo
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I'd like to maintain the current level of black representation on the committee so, let's go for a stroll.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk
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fucking good but they could stand to trim the fat
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I just had to post this one for Cheeses:
http://tinyurl.com/27h2nta
Haw! -
I keep trying to bait Scary but she won't go for it! Finally sorta got an answer about her job though.
And boy, I sure never pictured her as blonde. Probably because I don't seem to have the "blonde gene" most guys do. Although I must say, now picturing her and Scarlett rubbing boobs in Mac's story somehow just got hotter.
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exactly what happened.
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Thought you'd like it!
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You guys have seen the "Blackstar Warrior" trailer right?
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“’The Office?’” Colonel asked. “Like Dwight, and Jim and Pam?””Shut the fuck up retard!” MJ barked. “Not that stupid fucking show, and not the Gervais bullshit either.”The Daysiders dragged the crew as CHOPPAH led the way. Everyone’s stomach was knotted in pain. Vader seemed to be in more pain than the rest. His strong connection to the ower made it twice as bad for him. ScarJo threw a pair of double doors open revealing a room lit by florescent banks on the ceiling. ”Now our work day begins.” CHOPPAH explained. Each Pebrew was chained to a station. Flick and Nilla sat in front of drafting boards, ST, D. Vader and Sixies had their hands clamped to computers. Cheeses and Teddy were given inventory paperwork the thickness of a phone book. There was a makeshift sales floor that Fuzzy and Scary dragged a ball and chain around. Mac, Colonel and Cobra Kai were strapped to seats in front of a switchboard with flashing lights and buttons and phones.”If you got time to lean, you got time to clean!” CHOPPAH yelled, and everyone was hit with a surge of electricity. MJ walked over to Sixies, “So…You working hard or hardly working.”ScarJo saw the pain twisting D.Vaders face, “Does some one have a case of the Mondays?” The idiotic chatter of the most annoying co workers doubled the torture of these everyday tasks.”Aaarrgghh! What are we gonna do?” Mac asked Cheeses.”Ah ah ah.” CHOPPAH scolded and clubbed Mac brutally in the face with his massive fist. “NO TALKING TO EACH OTHER!””This is his end game.” Scary thought to herself. By not letting the Pebrews communicate with each other, he was shutting down their ower. Crowds of Daysiders swarmed all over Fuzzy and Scary. “How much is this? How does this work? What is in this? Can I get a discount on that? Do you work on commission?” The Pebrew nation screamed out in collective agony. Mac had been knocked unconscious. Flick and Nilla’s fingers were twisted and bleeding. Cheeses and Teddy were catatonic from trying to make heads or tails of the nonsensical lists. ST had passed out in front of his computer. Scary dropped to her knees. Was this it? Any noise any of them made was rewarded with a broken nose or a black eye. They were broken. ”Let’s watch some of Heroes season 3.” CHOPPAH said.The Pebrews moaned in agony. Could he have worse taste? CHOPPAH and The Daysiders left the battered nation to writhe in pain. “This is your lunch break.” He said. “Back in 40 minutes.””What are we gonna do?” Colonel whimpered.”It’s been an honor serving with you all.” Sixies said. ”Maybe ToddlerPoo has something left up her sleeve.” Flick hoped. Scary shook her head. “We are too far underground.”Fuzzy thought of his nephews and his family. All his responsibilities and obligations he had to fulfill. His strength grew and he realized something.”Guys, these assholes fucked up.””What are you talking about?” Cobra Kai asked.”This shit isn’t working on me. CHOPPAH didn’t count on one thing.” Fuzzy reached down and gripped the chain and tore it easily from the floor freeing Scary and himself. ”CHOPPAH can’t torture me with my job right now. I’m between gigs.”
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...good job, Mac!
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Just had some Wendy's double stacks for dinner.....fed 4 people for 13 bucks, also the first fast food I have had in a long time.Mac, good work as always!Gonna go check out darth arnold.
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HHHHHHAAAAA!!!!! Who ever did that?
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Darth arnie, damn that was funny!
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Be back a little later
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Where ScarJo threw her pair of double-Ds open.
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...we've talked about him before. I really with you'd punched him in the face and then given him a hug for me.
almighty, that guy's good, and I hate him and love him for it. -
...THUFFURIN' THUCCATASH!
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So the punch is from me and the hug is from you? Heh. Seriously though, I hear ya.
Separate from him, it irked me when The Arrival came out and the publishers/marketing did all they could to spin it as some sort of huge breakthrough in the form and basically were scared to have even any remote reference to comics. -
or get some kinda of speech therapist
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Fucking over-talented, gifted genius HACK. Fuck Shaun Tan. Of course, after the punch I'd probably have to whip off my top and shake what my mama gave me...
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What happened to Kilo?
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He done gone kilt the laptop. We're down to one computer. This could get ugly.
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Aug 12, 2010 7:03:52 PM CDT
Flickapoo, Slayer of Laptops...(and Bedframes...)
by cheeses_of_nazareth
has a nice ring to it...
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I thought I got to Lima to quick. Everyone knows Kilo. Lima gets so little run. I'll correct it when it hits the shelter.
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Master Chef gets me all choked up. These nobody's are so passionate about food and they are scooped up from obscurity to have a shot at making their dream come true. They ALL cry. Hits me right here [taps chest].
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and you're watchin' cookin' shows?
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unreal
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Aug 12, 2010 7:28:05 PM CDT
...bah! |f ther arrows blot out the sun | wll fght n the shade.
by flickapoo
...and f my eyboard taes a sht...| WLL OST W|TH A SEECH |MEDMENT!
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Aug 12, 2010 7:28:49 PM CDT
Pre-season Football... so much blather, so little time.
by scarywaitress
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watching paint dry.
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she aint havin it and i'll be asleep ina half hour. She HATES football. If I'm gonna get away with watching the real games on Sunday I can't force her to watch pre season.Picking my battles Cheeses. Gimme the highlights will ya.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPI54fOWoo
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Mumble on...
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I'm picking up what you're putting down.
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The Real Housewives of New York? Hearing sportscasters compete for the title of The Man Who Can Say The Word Football The Most In The Space Of Two Hours. Because they can't call it the ball. It must be referred to as The Football.
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coming out of my TV...it is deeply soothing to my spirit...Mac, watching the first hour of Baltimore and North Carolina...Don't really have a dog in that one, but, Dallas will be destroying Oakland's hopes and dreams for the season in about 30 minutes...
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So you can't stream films anymore either??
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I was a QB in peewee league and a Corner Back in high school. Seriously Cheese..who's playing and whats the score?
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Utilize, strategize, maximize, energize...
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Why would you think we couldn't?
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Austin on Dallas....there is some kind of cosmic shit working there.
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late at night they play old games from the 70's and 80's and I slept better with those playing out of the bedroom TV than I ever have in my life...There's just something about the rhythm and cadence of the talk, whistles, crowd noise and commercials that relieves all my anxieties...Probably because the safest I ever felt when I was a child was sleeping on the couch every winter Sunday while Dad watched hours and hours of Football and the house was WAY too warm...
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no love there? Any sports movies? Oh right....you were spreading the Tin Cup love weren't ya?
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very conservative play, as to be expected...
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My buddy had the ticket like 3 years ago. Every Sunday a bunch of us would crowd into his living room. 4 tv s. 3 with football games. 1 with the Playboy channel.
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Friday Night Lights?Any Given Sunday?North Dallas Forty?
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I thought you watched stuff thru yer laptop..I guess home comp can do that too.
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I feel the same about both teams. Meh.
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And Blood of Heroes. And I liked Million Dollar Baby. Weirdly, though, I am not a fan of baseball, golf, or boxing. I WILL watch the Superbowl... I can muscle through ONE game listening to those macho a-holes talk their lingo. I prefer soccer, myself.
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Rudy?The Replacements?Brian's Song?
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RudyWildcatsIts Wildcats.
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Aug 12, 2010 7:51:14 PM CDT
Mac, Baltimore scores a 30 yard pass for Touchdown...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
..impressive...
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Wildcats is good but it isn't the best.Rudy tugs the right string at the end but it is less about football and more about sticktoitiveness.
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That's the good shit.
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she looked at me like i had a dick growing out of my forehead and said, "It's just disappointing it is coming back already."This is what I deal with Cheeses. So does Flick apparently.
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Scary: Flick. Why is ToddlerPoo wearing a Manning jersey.Flick: G MEN!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!Scary: I'm going to my mothers.
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for most of my life...first and second wives appreciated I rarely watched football...mostly playoffs and Superbowls...But the last few years of the second marriage, I got back into it because all my friends at work were into football...I'm quite sure that somehow played a part in our eventual divorce...
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at least you didn't say Rollerball.
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I can't get emotional about football. EVER.
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"Man, I love these black-tie Rollerball watching coke parties...lets go shoot some flare guns and burn up some trees..."
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"This was never MEANT to be a GAME!!!!"
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...except for a little World Cup soccer and maybe a little Olympics.
It works out amazingly well around here. We can watch an episode of PROJECT RUNWAY, followed up by FIRST BLOOD, or SEX AND FURY and both be happy all evening... -
Nip this sports talk right in the bud. Glad I got to type at you 2 tonight. Rare these days. Night night.
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"No substitutions..."
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and DAYSIDERS Lima (kilo) was all sorts of awesome. I like how the Peebs have a secret weapon: Fuzzy and his loophole!
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through their tv? Or did Flick pour water on that too?
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only because I start thinking too logical about the whole situation, and by looking at sports in it's most simplistic terms, it's just guys getting paid to play playground games. The notion that there is a team that represents a a city, and cities are playing against each other is pretty weird, if you think about it.
When I start philosophizing sports, I start to dislike it.
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...or not, besides setting up the instant queue in the first place. The wire goes directly from the one of the server/blinking light boxes to the blu-ray player.
I can't be bothered with all the little wires and shit. I've got pictures to draw and firewood to split. -
Never thought I'd see the day that my wife was wanting to hit a Mexican restaurant. She was always apprehensive, until we tried one in Kentucky. She loved it.
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Flick is preparing for the long cold winter.
"You see that Scary? See how the clouds are turning ever so slightly south, and the breeze smells of elk piss? Winter will come early this year. We must prepare." Flick runs into the woods with an axe and Bowie knife.
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they had a sweet Sony Blu-ray player. So so tempting...
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...tonight!
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Aug 12, 2010 8:35:18 PM CDT
StLman, I noticed a lot of the expansion teams...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
over the years have shunned the city specific designations and went the way of the New England Patriots...We got the North Carolina Panthers instead of the Charlotte Panthers...the Arizona Cardinals and the Tennessee Titans...more of a regional attraction/identification...
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No biggie - he's short and meek. I'll wallop him in the kisser and you pony up those puppies. I'll pass on the video or something - I'll work that bit out somehow. Or not.
Is it getting creepy in here or is it just me? I blame Tan. -
...sometimes. Mostly I have a guy dump a giant dump-truck of big pieces in our driveway and spend a few weeks splitting and stacking.
I slid from a 4.5 out of 5 to a 3 on the manly scale. -
get-together in your own figurative backyard, how's about rustling up a few more chicks up in this joint? Ain'cha got any cousins or sumfin?
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are actually trying to get away from that city designation.
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ARRIBA, ARRIBA!
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...is my brother's girl. That chick is hell on wheels. She probably set Fiver's face on fire herself...and he cooked up that great tailgate party story to cover his ass.
Her family makes TITUS look like LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE. -
Identification is a strong force of personality...
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...ju looking for a nice fat mouse for deenner?
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...that thing runs faster than me!
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You can't pull that shit on the unemployed, bitches! And from the depths of the guv'ment cheese lines, a hero shall emerge! Whassup ever'body? I just woke from a totally unnecessary evening nap. I gots the feeling it's gonna be a long-ass night now. Batten down the hatches. And button up the trousers. Or some shit like that. I don't know. Just sort of free-typin'.
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Forgot. Married. Got a bit carried away for a sec there.
"Speedy Gonzales know EV'RYbody sister". -
Slow Poke Rodriguez....he pack a gun.
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by his 'friends' who poured petrol all over him and struck a match. He was worse-than-Freddy badly burned, but underneath it all, still...
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beisdees, I LOVE to hate football. It gives me the warm fuzzies, hating it. And ST... re the whole "the breeze smells of elk piss" bit... LOL. That is too true. And no, he didn't pour water on the streaming machine. You'd be hearing a WHOLE lot more about it if he had... since we canceled our cable, that's our only form of entertainment.
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Which is hella entertaining.
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Christ. I need to start drinking. Now. On that note, do excuse us... we're going to go watch something...
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SCHOOL OF THE HOLY BEAST. 1974. Rated NR, 1hr 34min. Yumi Takigawa has always wanted to know what happened to her mother inside the mysterious Sacred Heart Convent. And now, as an "undercover sister," she'll get a firsthand look at the horrors within. Widely considered to be the most notorious nun-exploitation film, this shocker from Japanese director Norifumi Suzuki is packed with plenty of masochism... including a legion of nuns armed with whips and a lesbian mother superior. For the record, we were expecting REC. Looks like Netflix got creative...
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enjoy something you watch...
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...I just forgot about it.
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Not being Catholic, I was totally unaware those existed before you mentioned it...
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Ooh bebeh... how come I never had sexy Nuns at school? Just the sisterswhocouldn'tdrivetosavetheirlives.
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Random space insertion ruined that one. That'll be another six of the best from Brother Iwanttoseeyouafterschoolyoungman.
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you must NEVER take a look at Harry's DVD column then.... I do believe the most recent had some nunsploitation films. Maybe it was the one before last...
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I think their woeful disregard for safety and any mechanical considerations for the vehicle they were driving had to do with the idea that no mater what, God would save them.
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It happened again! So your typing gets spaced even in the body of the post?!
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Wanted to test out Playstation video store. Not bad, but 720p is less than half the pixels of a 1080p and compressed down to Dual-layer DVD size. Whatever. I think I'll just try to rent the Blu-ray on cheapo Wednesday.
We liked the movie though. Pretty damn girlie. -
Took me forever to remember where I'd seen Maeby from Arrested Development before, because I kept getting sidetracked thinking she looked like the girl from Roseanne, which couldn't possibly be true. I did see the blonde sister from Roseanne in Fringe the other night though...
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Nightshift I guess... which means it's lunchtime for me.
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Ariadne/Juno Inceptions someone into loving the Roller Derby lifestyle...
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and btw, was NOT Catholic. The nuns LOVED me, let me tell you. Anyway, I had more contact with nuns than Flick, by FAR... and yet HE was the one who introduced the word "nunsploitation" into my lexicon. Ah, marriage. Isn't it wonderful how each spouse brings things to the table?
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I saw summat new in a liquor store this week. Some GENIUS motherfucker has introduced a line of ALCOHOLIC WHIPPED CREAM IN CANS. I shit you not... RediWhip, but 18% alc by volume. FUCKING GENIUS. I will be kicking myself for YEARS for not coming up with that. That happy asshole is going to make a FORTUNE. They come in FLAVORS, for fuck's sake. Amaretto, Bailey's, etc. OMG.
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of the Flying Nuns...
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...roller derby ch|c. retty cool.
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I gotta have this finished by tomorrow afternoon and I have NO MOTIVATION WHATSOEVER. AAAAAAAAAH I hate this.
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Sign me up!!!!
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Aug 12, 2010 9:59:45 PM CDT
That's better than my idea of alcohol flavored douches...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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You want all of your hard work to pay off. You want being poor and shit to be FOR something. GET TO WORK, JACKASS. Too much? Was trying for tough love...
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Cheeses, you are filthy. I like you.
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Aug 12, 2010 10:02:43 PM CDT
LOL, that laptop is really fucking with your flow, Flick.
by scarywaitress
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Aug 12, 2010 10:06:11 PM CDT
It's simple, Scary...You want a man lickin' down there...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
make it taste like a Budweiser or a Jose' Cuervo Margarita...And, sprinkle some salt and lime on it...
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That's just what I need. I think I'm just apprehensive about doing this because I don't want to be reminded of all the errors I made because I had to rush through 4 hours of shooting. Its going to be tough making it all fit together and I don't like it. But I NEEDS tah do it!
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Jesus Christ. ***** (out of five)
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Nilla.
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But I am high, buzzing, bursting with KICK-ASS.
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with what you have to work with in the time you have left...as long as you KNOW you gave it your subjective ALL, you will never, EVER be ashamed of it...Now get in there and kill some Nazis...
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It ROCKS, hunh, Colonelman...
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Let instinct take over. Trust in your eye and your reflexes. Detach. Release. The work will exhilarate you. I guarantee the results will be tight.
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I don't understand all the hate'n on cannabis in this uptight western world..
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Trust yourself...Use the Force, Young Vader...
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Errabuddy need ta chilldafuckout.
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I have WAY to many...
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And I don't do that shit no' mo'. I gots into some trouble a while back, and decided that the MJ and I were not compatible. And Vades... remember, Lucas... Cameron... all the Big Ones did their best work under the gun, with less-than-ideal situations (in their opinions, anyway...) In the immortal words of Tim Gunn (Project Runway is not just for queers...) Make it work.
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...| love to see you get low wth the brow from t|me to t|me. Dont m|nd my seech |med|ment...my ey board |s all fuced ub.
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would say "stoned on weed." Like we need to know. Tee hee...
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Aug 12, 2010 10:34:20 PM CDT
AH HA HA HA HA HA, Flick. LOVING your little "problem"
by scarywaitress
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Or baked frog skins.
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things are going to get ugly around here. We can not do this on one unit, we will fucking kill each other.
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One gets STONED on WEED. One gets HIGH on other substances.
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Really?
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Fuck. I KNEW there was a reason I would miss cable, besides Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. GODDAMN IT.
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...|m env|ous.
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Aug 12, 2010 10:40:41 PM CDT
Smoking banana peels will give you a headache...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
so I hear...
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bourbon, Scotch and beer. And the same for John Lee Hooker and all those filthy old blues men.
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Its a state of mind...
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We hung out with a buddy of mine tonight. We ordered Chinese food, got stoned (on weed), watched KICK-ASS, ate the world's biggest Reese's Peanut Butter cup, watched Jersey Shore, and now I'm here kicking back with you lovely folks while my DF takes on Assassin's Creed on the 360.
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Do I smell a Shelter exclusive?
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More like CONSUME, PANDER, FUCK. Not like anyone's made that joke before!!!!
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Aug 12, 2010 10:51:14 PM CDT
Awwww...I thought she iPhoned the whole night...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
I am SO glad there were no video phones when I was in my 'crazy' days...
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had it been available in the early 80's...
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Aug 12, 2010 10:56:04 PM CDT
Are authentic experiences like that even possible these days?
by colonelfatheart
Or are the experiences of today with the phones and cameras authentic in their own way?
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Aug 12, 2010 10:57:22 PM CDT
Or would the devices have made those old experiences
by colonelfatheart
more authentic? Is a thing real if it's not observed by a non-participatory party?
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Will check in again. Soon. But then, when is soon? Keep porkin' that chicken.
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Aug 12, 2010 10:59:25 PM CDT
Does the act of being filmed alter the authenticity of the act?
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Good Question...Let me smoke another bowl and consider the conundrum...
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is to reference the fan fav... Schroodenger's cat crossed with the old adage about falling timber in unpopulated forests... If nobody filmed it, did it really happen?
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GO VADES! Long takes, single-shot scenes. You'll be done in no time!
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Some idiot introduced Cane Toads from the States into Hawaii. It was a complete disaster. Then they did the same thing down here. Even bigger disaster (Insect pests, on cane stalks. Cane toads, on ground. Uh...). But they secrete a hallucinogenic substance behind their ears (I think).
Trippin' lickin' good!
The other use we've found for the enormous ugly fuckers - Toad Golf. Splat! -
It's already Friday the 13th over here, and it'll be on you soon enough.
Get your shit together before the witching hour Vades! -
the 5 day forecast is a weekend 'cold front' that will drop us into the mid 90's...
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98 and 99 degrees ranks as upper...
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Aug 12, 2010 11:45:18 PM CDT
That's like a million degrees Celsius, Whitey...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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I'm waiting for that low 90s cold front.
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impediment, my mind conjures up Lou Ferrigno (we just watch I LOVE YOU,MAN -- 3.5/5) or Corky from "Life goes On"
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HHHHHAAAAA!!!!
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...at you guys rght now...|m gong to have to reread ths tomorrow to see |f you really are that funny...or |f |m that dumb.
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Party Time, bitches. I LOVE superstitious bullshit. I will check that shit HARD, and LOVE doing it. BTW... "trippin' lickin' good" - perfection. Nicely done. I knew there was a reason we kept you around, 'Nilla. HELLS yes. Cheeses... doesn't Sweet Mary Jane keep you from feeling the heat? Isn't that supposed to be one of the many benefits of your unfortunate state?
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...not as bad as you |m sure...but bad enough.
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We don't take our kids outta school until around 110f! I'm not joking. They don't call it the sunburnt country for nothing!
But being in the mountains in the middle of winter at the moment, last noight it got down to -5c, or 23f. And no snow, dagnabbit! We don't have enormous air conditioning bills (no AC!), we have massive heating bills. The gas heaters are going 24/7 at the mo.
Yeah we're metric, like most of the world. What is wrong with you people that you find it hard to divide by 10?! -
when you're blotto*. *A term I wish was WAY more prevalent. Fucking hilarious.
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sexy fucker...
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Do you mean Texas, or being stoned (on weed) every chance I get?
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Try figuring shit out in units of TWELVE. Keeps you SHARP, motherfuckers.
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I sound like I'm a Yank doing a bad impersonation of myself! You gotta put the Irish back in there, people. We're not a buncha Cockneys - the drawl is lazier!
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you'll just be disappointed.
Remember tonight as the night you laughed your fucking ass off.
Also, remember it as the night my wife got pissed because she fell asleep and then heard my CLICK-CLICK-CLICK as I was typing feverishly on the Pedalback. She gets up, takes her pillow, cusses me out and heads downstairs. Can't wait for the morning! -
Stoned... drunk... horny... sexy... Really, a model for us all to aspire to...
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you need silencers on your keyboard...
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Or, the same scenario that has occurred in this very house more often than either of us will admit, even under oath.
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Ha ha! Move into the, er, 18th century people!
Or have it your way and we'll start counting 120 years instead of round centuries. Let's see how many people are THAT sharp! -
Feelin' a bit spunky and sassy are we? Ya little spitfire! Wotcha been drinking?
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Aug 13, 2010 12:16:49 AM CDT
Just so we're all clear: I am going to be hung the fuck over
by scarywaitress
tomorrow. I mean, in BAD shape. Which, of course, makes this evening A. funnier B. sweeter C. more likely that *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep beeep beeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* is going to happen D. all of the above
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has to be up in 5 1/2 hours...I bid you all a fond Nytol...
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...|m w|th you...these eole are an|mals! Metr|c or get the fuc out.
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I've been trying to determine if I brought some ants in with me from a smoke break, or if it's a full-on invasion. Why are there ants IN MY BED?
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Been wading through the comedy of errors/nightmare of replacing my beloved big-arse telly© which is taking months, and now I gotta put money down when I still haven't been paid for months and almost down to my last red cent. On Friday the 13th. Gah.
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I KEEL YOU!!!
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Get the fuc out!
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They're Zanti misfits! AAAAH!
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Let's start Friday the 13th with monkey fightin' ANTS in my Monday-Friday BED! It begins to make sense now.
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We found a tick before getting into bed. Trying to figure out which dog brought it in with them.
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...|m a fucng exert. We can tal about t tomorrow f you need to. oson. onson s the ey.
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started with a glass of Huët Le Mont Sec 2008 (only the ULTIMATE Vouvray. SUCK IT Sussex, you weren't man enough to snap this up before MY company did.) I then proceeded to several glasses of something EXTREME (it said so on the label) from the Valle d'Aosta (it was average) to finish off with three glasses of sangri-ified leftover samples. Flick just put a rerun of Doctor Who (Season One: Eccleston) on the tube, to fool the child into thinking we were still down here, when we're really going upstairs to *BEEEEEEEEP beeeeeeeeeeeeeep beeeep*
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and don't see anywhere obvious that they may be coming in. I think I picked up 3 or 4 hitch-hikers on my last trip outside. Of course, if we don't get rain soon, they'll be squattin' inside for sure. Week and half since the last pitiful shower. The world is brown.
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...|m the ant redator. DY MOTHERFUCERS DY!!!
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then C...then some more C....and finally, more C.
If I decoded correctly what C means, that is. -
Pray tell...
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I'm understanding Flick perfectly.
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HA HA HA HA H HA HJA HA AH AHA HA HA AHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AH AH AHA AH AH AHHA AH AHA HA AH AHA HA AHAHA This is SO never going to stop being funny.
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as in 'Name your..'
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but I have no clue what he said.
Oson. Onson? What the fuck is that?
"Onson s the ey"
Gotcha, pal. -
Er, this morning, before dawn! Check it out!
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like Flick is really trying with that mangled keyboard.
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and you've got a leg up on me. Kudos.
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...you ut |t |n someons beverage and OSNON THEM!
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I think I'm just retarded enough to understand hiz keebored jiburish.
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thanks for the reminder. I need to get to bed so I can see that.
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that vintage Eccleston is good stuff. And Flick is smart enough to not invite trouble by filling your head with images of Tennant as you head upstairs.
Scary - "Oh! Oh Dav-uh DARLING!"
Flick - "What the fuc?!" -
dat's what I said, booty traps!
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Sounds lame. BOOBY traps? Much more lusciou- I mean, fun.
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...!
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at least Fuzzy is here to translate Flick's broken English.
Have a good night,everyone! (or day) -
at the end of a Lovecraft story. The slow descent to madness...'I dar nut rite moor. Mi iys huv sine madnis.'
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He puts Tennant on the screen, the night is over, yo. It ain't right. Specifically, he puts "Tooth and Claw" on, it's OVER. Toast. Finito. Well, until the episode is over... I might jump him in the end, all ravenous and all...
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to see if'n I cain't see sum'a them thar meetyores a'showerin'. G'night all peebers, both fair and garbled!
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So many things pull me from our Brotherhood... Eccleston... my need to pee... the duties of my marriage bed*... *as designated by our wedding vows. He rewrote them to say "honor and have sex with daily." The minister was too old to notice. My mother-in-law was properly horrified. (My own mother was drunk off her ass, I saw to that.)
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http://www.teefury.com/
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Fuck Oakland.
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I'm over the time limit by a minute and a half. Goooooood GOD that's a lot. I've got a lot of damn trimming to do, but I gotta make sure I've got smooth continuity too. Sheebus this is gonna be tough.
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Good luck
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Just caught up since I left early yesterday evening. Missed a lot of fun nonsensical talk.....figures LOL. Heading to work in a few mins, gotta stop for coffee and a bagel....be back in a bit.
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good to see some people getting some action around here.
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Aug 13, 2010 7:47:33 AM CDT
btw i was real suprised at who won on SYTYCD last night..
by six demon bag
jersey shore was a good night cap though.
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the new spike jonze short..www.imheremovie.com
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havent gotten to him..
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Aug 13, 2010 7:52:22 AM CDT
are we gonna get a SCOTT PILGRIM review from harry this week?
by six demon bag
or next?
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You really watch that reality crap? God I am so burned out on it. My daughter watches SYTYCD, and DWTS, but she has been dancing since she was 4 so I expect that. I used to watch Big Brother (first 3 seasons I think) Have never watched one episode of Survivor, none of those Bachelor/Bachelorette shit. None of it. I can see the appeal of the dancing shows, at least it's not scripted and probably kinda fun to watch. All I watch reality wise is Deadliest Catch, which really IS reality.
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Oh boy did I get some......
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yeah its mainly my wife that watches it and ive gotten sucked it..i have gotten her to stop watching AMERICAN IDOL. but i really cant pass up a train wreck like jersey shore..that show makes me feel old and pray for the future at the same time.SYTYCD is pretty tame and harmless, its not a freak show like AI or any other talent show..those kids actually do have skills and they show it every week
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and with curious and roaming eyes in the house..we are gonna hafta start getting creative..
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Yea, like I said I can see the appeal of the dance shows....but god, Jersey Shore....reminds me of the fucking asshole guido motherfuckers I hated growing up. Self absorbed assholes who think the sun rises and sets on their cocks, who think all women just love them, and honestly the women who do like these shit stains would not be worth anyones time so they can keep them. Did I mention I hate assholes like them? LOL. Oh and the women...Snooki is a dumb ugly ditz, and the only other one I know of is Jwow or something....she is ok looking but not worth sitting thru that train wreck of a show....the worst part is some kids see these people as cool.....god help us all.
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yeah shes an idiot but funny in a retarded sort of way..and the situation is funny..and vinny is a mams boy, so he seems nice.my wife likes paulie d and his hair..but yeah i wouldnt wanna hang out with them..they Do seem a little vapid. we dont see much people like that here in texas, we have different assholes.
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I know I may have asked you this before, but have you ever eaten at the restaurant that has that big texan steak challenge?
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Here in NY people like that are a dime a dozen with fifty assholes lined up behind them waiting to tell me how they are" connected".
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I have never seen the show, It's just the impression I get from what I see and hear about those knuckleheads.
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You live in NY Mac? You may or may not have stated that at some point, but my memory is about as reliable as a mouse put in charge of the cheese.
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I just got back from engineering a live shot with the band Asia. Carl Palmer and Geof Downs. I don't know anything other than HEAT OF THE MOMENT.
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how hard did they laugh at you when you aske dthem to frame that?
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its basically drama that happens when you drink all night and have nothing better to do..basically the guys are there to get laid and the girls..all they do is talk shit and cheat on their boys from back home.but the funny thing is no girl would be talking to these idiots if they didnt have a pack of cameras filming their every move and they werent drunk off their ass.
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I know a bunch of their stuff, actually the album they did called Astra was freaking awesome, at that point Steve Howe had left the band and they brought in a guy from Krokus I believe (anyone remember them?) anyways they had a bit of a harder edge to them and that album was great.I like upstate NY, really nice up there, used to go apple pickin (don't ask where I won't remember). How far a drive from NYC/LI are you Mac?Love the 40 YO Virgin, very quoteable....interesting side note...I went to school with Judd Apatow, he was a grade below me and had a comedy show at the HS radio station where I also worked....small world huh.
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Our news anchor actually mentioned the 40 yr old virgin to them. They said they were what ended up getting him laid.
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Haven't been down in 3 yrs or so. Might have to bit the SECRET STASH.
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for any reason let me know
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i like the part in 40 YR OLD..when catherine keener, when shes fighting with steve carell..YOU WANT ME TO DRESS UP LIKE THOR?? I'LL DRESS UP LIKE THOR!
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10 days after me b-day
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I was born September 8, 1966....yes, you read that right. For those not in the know, that was episode one, season one ofWait for it...STAR TREKCrazy huh? I did not know that for the longest time, then I heard about it and I was like, damn that is really cool.
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that is pretty cool though..
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If memory serves, I was born early in the morning, so I was considerate enough to come out at a time where they didn't have to miss it.That would be that last bit of niceness I would give my parents for quite some time though......
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I have way too much free time at work.....well not really, I am usually doing stuff while I am on here, so it only appears I have a lot of free time. Regardless, I am now talking to myself......
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shh...shhh...its allright
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...and I will continue to worship at his feet.
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LOLmoose.....you saw Scott Pilgrim I take it? And it was good? LOL
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the film i mean..
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Fun fact: The opening music is the intro music from The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.
http://tinyurl.com/2d6d57c
I really don't want to spoil any more references/homages. The movie, by the way, is much more than a collection of hipster/nerd cultures (although that alone is entertaining enough). Drop whatever you're doing and go see it. -
im think EAT PRAY LOVE might take it from behind..i think expendables and scott pilgrim are gonna cancel each other out..and the ladies are gonna take to the films this weekend..my wife is seeing it tonight with a bunch of her friends as well as dropping the baby bomb..
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you know damned well youre gonna go and see it..give into your anger...it is your destiny.
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I think EAT PRAY LOVE may just pull a bit ahead of the pack, the ladies have had slim pickings this summer...I mean so have we, but there has been even less for the ladies, so yea, EPL at #1, I think SP And Expendables will be a close second, with SP maybe surprising everyone and beating out Expendables.
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on my chest. I'm still not sure I'm going to be able to watch him, after 10. I had a tough time transitioning after 9, for crying out loud.
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http://tinyurl.com/37gq5fz
Sample the first track to get a taste of what you're in for. Yes, they had the balls to chiptune the Universal theme and 8-bit the logo. -
if so, then EAT PRAY LOVE will kill.honey, im back from the movies.."huh? i didnt nitice you left"
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Not even the standard Zelda theme? That's kinda awesome.
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or barty crouch jr?
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Sounds like me and my NY Yankee shirts, got about 15 of them.
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Didn't want to reveal any more, but... there's a subspace (dreamish) scene that actually incorporates the fairy theme from the Zelda series, which is playing on a nearby Nintendo DS, into the score with a haunting choir.
This one: http://tinyurl.com/25ptndp -
The look of peace and contentment on Julia's face when she's meditating just comes off a smug, in the previews. At least they didn't cast Paltrow, that would have been enough to make me vomit.
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...have tajen over theur neughbors. J U and M are runnung wuld...
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Interestingly, I saw a clip once where John Barrowman referred to David as "Ten-Inch Tennant..." it's a never-ending cyclone of puns...
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Aug 13, 2010 11:16:32 AM CDT
Actually, rogue, I don't wear shirts with stuff on them.
by scarywaitress
I have my famous monkey shirt, and an Obama shirt from the election, and that's about it. I actually wouldn't mind some more, but I haven't found any I liked. I don't often go t-shirt shopping.
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you have something against the jews?
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lastexittonowhere.com is all you need.if they werent so blasted expensive!
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i think you might have a problem making paragraphs now..try one.
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I am the exact opposite, I have about 4 drawers worth of tshirts...some I have never worn, either because....got them a while ago, forgot about them and now won't fit me, or...because I don't wanna wear them out. I have a Metallica concert shirt from Summer Sanitarium, like 4 years ago? Have worn it once I think. Yea, I'm weird like that.
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Truly inspired idea, too. AND they had the sense to make them look worn already. Those are perfect.
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...and | have been cast from the holy P>resence of P >. |ts the Tower Of Babel story all over agan.
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that..and im gonna hafta vomit.stoopid morning sickness.
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did YOU see IM HERE..the spike jonze short
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contrary to popular belief, williams you can do no wrong
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undone by the might JUM JUM!
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and will be destined to third tier dream levels only..
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Creeped me out a little. Something about the jerky motions, reminded me a little of the girl in The Ring. I have to admit here, though, I did not love Where The Wild Things Are... the mood of Jonze's stuff is a little... I guess the best description is "twilight". You know? Everything seems to be done in a half-light... it leaves me feeling a little depressed. I'm probably not making much sense... it feels claustrophobic, somehow.
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its a speilberg marathon...and thus my williams fix will be sated.i knew there wasnt a reason why i didnt skip work to go to the films..
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on cinemagic..its on sirius or xm..whichever..i listen to it at work..they are playing TEMPLE now..great fucking score..i see what you mean about jonzes films, they DO seem to be filmed undelit, very twilighty/dusky..not ADAPTATION so much..but i see your point..his films (all three) are essential viewing to me.
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Love the music in that movie....Williams is a genius any way you slice it, best film composer ever IMO.
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you better edjamakate!
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I still don't get the big deal, I know Wright is a good director and all, but the movie just looks dumb, I can't get past that. I'll see it at some point, but I aint paying for it.
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yeah i had the overpriced import from many years back..and rebought when they released that soundtracks collection..EPIC!
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NOT put a huge smile on your face...the music, the kids....i'm smiling just thinking about it."Now you understand the magic of the rock....you bring back""Yes, I understand its power now"Classic, in every sense.
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You cheat very big!
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Maybe he like older women
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why?cause im gonna throw up in it.
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I had bugs for lunch
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eat it. you're insulting them and you're embarrassing me.
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I can't believe i'm not going
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that no cookie
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You will Dr. Jones.....you will become... a true believer
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WEARE GOINGTO DIE!!!!!!
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one of the best deaths ever!
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No time for love! We got company!!!
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the flaming skewer, awesome.
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Fortune and glory kid, fortune and glory
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... BE PRAISED!
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free yerself!
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Fly! Be Free!!!!
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My professional name
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...WITH PERFECT CLARITY!ANYTHING!
EVERYTHING!
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...what to say?
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SCOTTPILGRIMFAN IS THE KING OF AICN. HE IS YOUR MASTER.
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is married..her name is carrie fisher?
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Aug 13, 2010 2:10:13 PM CDT
thats funny scott pilgrim cause there are none of your threads
by six demon bag
in the leaderboard..except one and thats about superman
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...whom everyone thought was a strumpet.She didn't know why
and sometimes she would cry... ...out in delight, while she sucked it. -
i'll make some tea.
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That cheap dime store hood
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Aug 13, 2010 2:31:03 PM CDT
i might sneak off to scott and expendables manana if i can time
by six demon bag
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...whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it." -
My 3 kids, 2 step kids, the dog, the cat, & Mrs. Rogue is working both nights.....she's so lucky HAHAHAHAHA.Ahhhhhh it's all good I can handle it.....hopefully.
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Who fell asleep in a canoeWhile dreaming of VenusHe played with his penisAnd woke up with a handful of goo
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Am I too late to the party? I haven't refreshed this page in hours.
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i think it might me time to BAMF! though..any suggestions?
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Honestly I've never heard it. Only the setup.
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fresh and young? ripe for besmirching
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117 only has 153 posts
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seconded
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that wasy we get to stay 100 more posts..it makes all the diff past the 1000 mark.not really.
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