Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I'm going to catch some shit for posting this as it's not strictly movie news, but it most certainly is "cool."
We all love New Zealand zombies... If you haven't seen Peter Jackson's Braindead (aka Dead Alive stateside) then you have a giant, gaping hole in your life. There's something about the laid back attitude of the Kiwis and their sense of humor that seems to mesh really well with zombie comedy.
Not only did Jackson's movie kick ass for the lord we now have what on the surface is just some advertisement for a local New Zealand pizza chain called Hell Pizza (I was a regular customer during my time in Wellington and can vouch for it. It's fucking good), but it's so much more.
For one, there's cursing, gore and a buxom blonde jiggling her way through the zombie horde. But there's also an awesome string of choices you can make as the heroic pizza guy tries to deliver some delicious pizza to a damsel in distress.
I had to share this and I kind of want to see these two leads co-star in a feature film. "I had a bat once, but some dick threw it out the window."
So enjoy this crazy zombie story and don't worry... you get a second chance if you make the wrong choice and kill our awesome comedy duo!
Thanks for Kraken and Elwood for bringing this to my attention. If you think this is a stupid thing to post, it's all their fault... If, however, you love it as much as I did then it was all me! I should go into politics!
-Quint
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