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Hungry Mouths Close In To Eat A Girl In This PIRANHA 3D Poster!!

Merrick here...
A new poster (and one of the final pieces of promo art, I'd assume) for Alexandre Aja's PIRANHA 3D has gone online. I love this. It's a little bit JAWS, a little bit B-movie exploitation. A little cheesy, but also a touch classy. And, it's a throwback to the art for Joe Dante's 1978 PIRANHA movie. Awesome all the way around.
Elisabeth Shue, Christopher Lloyd, Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Richard Dreyfuss, and Dina Meyer star - I'm expecting this'll be fun. This appears to be a slight reworking of the film's international poster, which we initially saw HERE. I think I still prefer the international version, though.
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  • Aug. 4, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    SEEN IT!

    by chibnut

    I could of sworn it's been on here before... oh well.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    its also a throwback to Pirahna

    by food_fight

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 2:56 p.m. CST

    Porn stars in 3D

    by Rob0729

    How can it be bad?

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 2:57 p.m. CST

    Teh Suk

    by professor murder

    Then the fish would be cannibals.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 2:57 p.m. CST

    FIRST!!! ... person here not on unemployment

    by locke815

    I hate you fucking dickless losers using up my tax dollars while you fantasize about writing the next Batman movie.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 3 p.m. CST

    EW has a nice write up this week

    by skimn

    If actual print media is socially acceptable nowadays, I don't know, I'm old fashioned. Aja tried, to no avail, to get cameos from Dante and Cameron. That would have been nice. At least Dante. And what, no roles for Dick Miller as the cranky old guy on the beach?

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 3:01 p.m. CST

    locke815

    by professor murder

    Why do you assume everybody works during the day time?

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 3:04 p.m. CST

    uh...really old?

    by SithAboveAll

    didnt this come out weeks ago?

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 3:10 p.m. CST

    SithAboveAll

    by Merrick

    That was the international version (linked above). This is similar, but there are differences.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    Type on International is better...

    by halsolo

    Especially the painted main title. Stupid vertical blur. Still, awesome poster.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 3:12 p.m. CST

    Other 2 posters show more Piranha

    by Monkey_King

    and Ilike the 3D Quad poster.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 3:12 p.m. CST

    Americans need dumber fonts

    by kevred

    Simpler, clearer, plain and easier to read. And, unimaginative and unevocative. This checks off all of them.<p>Nice poster overall, but more timid than the international one, which is more literal about what they're selling.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST

    Killik

    by cookylamoo

    It's hard to attach your thought hose to a Pandorian piranha.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Man! Almost makes me want to...

    by zinc_chameleon

    give up being a vegetarian. Or turn into a piranha!

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 3:39 p.m. CST

    Waitaminute...

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    ...where are the Giant Floating Heads? How can anyone decide to see a movie unless there are Giant Floating Heads on the poster?!

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST

    Good article

    by Bass Ackwards

    Be sure to let us know when the same image is "released" for the DVD cover.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    ADAM SCOTT

    by ciroslive

    Dont forget him, fuckers!

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST

    why didn't you guys share the 9 min reel online

    by drturing

    that bloody-disgusting and movieline ran? wtf is going on with aicn it's just a PIC OF THE DAY now

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 4:19 p.m. CST

    Old Skool! Diggin' it!

    by KillaKane

    That 9 min sneak reel was awesome, can't wait to see this in dare I say it..3D. Looks a blast, Aja knows his market and is savvy enough to reference Dante's original and Jaws et al.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 4:36 p.m. CST

    This will be good

    by T 1000 xp professional

    Aja needs to reign supreme in his throne of horror already.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 4:36 p.m. CST

    Haven't we already seen this?

    by D.Vader

    Is this not the same as the last Piranha poster featured here? Only maybe in English this time?

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Merrick forgot to mention KELLY BROOK

    by D.Vader

    The goddess is in this movie too. <p> And oh yeah, so is Eli Roth.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 4:39 p.m. CST

    A Dante/Cameron cameo...

    by D.Vader

    Would have been kickass. Shame that didn't happen. I wonder why.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    someone posted about this already...

    by Super Rabbi

    rinky dink production here.

  • Dude is overpoweringly annoying.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 5:21 p.m. CST

    D.Vader

    by skimn

    It would have been Harry to trumpet Eli Roth's role in this. And Harry would add that it rivals Buster Keaton in comedic/action genius.<p>BTW, after a summer of eh (beside Toy Story 3 and Inception...wait a minute didn't we say the same thing about last summer, except for Up, The Hurt Locker and District 9..??)...this looks to be the perfect movie that knows what it wants to be...and delivers. Sorry, Predators...it could have been you, but you blew it.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 5:23 p.m. CST

    If anything Aja will always be fondly remembered

    by skimn

    for his decapitation by bureau and staircase in High Tension...brilliant over-the-top death scene.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    If nothing else, this movie gets a thumbs up for...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    gorily cleaving the top off Eli Roth's skull like the shell of a hard boiled egg. That was immensely satisfying.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 6:16 p.m. CST

    "Americans need dumber fonts"

    by fat_rancor_keeper

    Of all the things to pick on Americans you pick this? <P>Silly foreign cunt, go wipe your ass with your nations flag.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 6:17 p.m. CST

    Using the title of this posting...

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    ...I could design an awesome poster in about 5 minutes. But of course the Jesus-Nazi's at the MPAA would shoot it down immediately. Maybe Harry's friend that draws the fake movie posters will catch my drift and draw one up. I'd actually buy one.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 6:20 p.m. CST

    fat_rancor_keeper...

    by HarryKnowlesNonExistentInceptionReview

    ... the foreign dude is right, though... the font does suck, and that "let's lower the opacity of a white font and place it on a neutral blue background" thing is so fuckin' tired.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 6:49 p.m. CST

    D.Vader: I agree

    by Goregazer

    Predators was a big disappointment. I was expecting chaos and at least two or three "holy shit"-worthy gore set pieces. But no. What do I get? Some admittedly great creature work and YET ANOTHER dumb fucking twist climax. I've actually enjoyed many of the recent remakes/re-imaginings, but this one took the uncreative and easy way out at every turn. And btw: High Tension ruled, and everyone who hasn't should check out P2.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    I'm growing more and more down with this by the day.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 7:03 p.m. CST

    Hey, what was the twist in PREDATORS?

    by ColonelFatheart

    Just remember to put SPOILER in the subject line.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    SPOILER ALERT! ColonelFatheart :

    by Goregazer

    spoiler alert! (just in case) The ship exploding at the end, in my opinion, was a way to mislead the audience into thinking Brody was onboard when it blew. And then PRESTO! Brody is all alive and shirtless and smeared in mud and ready for payback. That was weak, I thought. And the twist was when Topher Grace turned out to be the big bad (besides the Predators, I mean). It may have been easy to see coming for some people, but I think it was made with the intention to surprise people. Just in my humble opinion. Or maybe my perspective was a bit cracked since I was intoxicated when I saw it.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    I expected more..

    by Goregazer

    ..definitely from Troublemaker. another possible SPOILER: The trailer for Machete was a kick, though. Especially that whole "introducing Robert Deniro, Jessica Alba.." I found that to be clever.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Thanks, Goregazer.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 8:01 p.m. CST

    Have to say...

    by Rendell

    I watched the 9min teaser clip of Piranha 3d and nearly threw up!<p><p> And no, I'm not kidding.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    This poster is full of Gayfish

    by TheJudger

    The other one is Hetrofuckus Rex! <P> When you make a poster with the fish ignoring the hot fucking girl in the water to come after the viewer. That shit is Gayfished

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    oh wiat this isnt the one with the beer/bra drop

    by TheJudger

    nevermind this poster is still full of gay fish. Now that other poster with the chicks ass pointed at the view sans a decent camel toe, with her bra resting on the bed of the lake and her beer sinking in, with the fish coming for her muff. That is the HetrofucktualRex poster. That's the one that should be all over the walls in the cinema's.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    According to EW article on Piranha

    by leo54304

    This movie has 7000 gallons of blood compared to 500 for Hostel. At comic con footage intended to be shown was deemed too graphic so they had to move it to a nearby theatre. I believe you Rendell.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 9:34 p.m. CST

    I thought piranhas were fresh water fish

    by HarrysTitCheese

    Is this set on a lake or river? The trailer looked like the ocean.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 9:57 p.m. CST

    I saw it on bloodydisgusting.com

    by TheJudger

    It was like a week ago. Bakini top on the lake floor chicks ass all up in our face, her beer sinking to the bottom and right infront of her a school of piranhas ready to eat her out. It's another internation poster of some kind and the best one yet. It would have been a perfect pick for the american cinemas poster ad's. Oh well. films are making mroe cash overseas now anyways.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 10:03 p.m. CST

    They aired the trailer for this

    by BlaGyver

    When I saw Inception. After the trailer ended the audience burst into laughter. LOUD laughter. This movie is gonna be fun.

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 10:07 p.m. CST

    This film

    by Mr. Profit

  • Aug. 4, 2010, 10:10 p.m. CST

    This film is a lot gorier than I thought it would be...

    by Mr. Profit

    Those 9 minutes that leaked online were kinda gross in a good way. It's all silly, but the deaths were brutal. And the one scene where the piranha bites someone's dick off and spits it out was kinda shocking. Didn't think they'd go there. <P>Roth's death was great. And the wire splitting the chicks in half was pretty bad ass. <p>Again, didn't think this movie was going to be like that. Also why isn't everyone talking about how Dreyfuss is playing the same character from "Jaws"?

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  • Aug. 5, 2010, 3:14 a.m. CST

    Screener at Holborn

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    There was a pre-screening of this at a marketer suite a couple of nights back. I wasn't invited but one of the people who went is a client. Basically, don't take your girlfriends to see it!!! He summed it up with the words "Goriest. Movie. Ever!" He also said it was pitched pretty much perfectly in terms of how seriously it takes itself, and that Aja hasn't held back AT ALL! Only concern is what rating it gets vs. what the studio wants.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 3:28 a.m. CST

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    "Lost river lake. Panic, horror, death. Film at 11."

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 3:31 a.m. CST

    On the marketing!

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    One other point he mentioned from the marketing shindig. He said that they are not discussing this as a "remake" of Joe Dante's Piranha as per most of the press. They are actually talking about it as Piranha 3 (in 3D as per Jaws 3D), and that there was Piranha, Piranha II- The Spawning (thank you James Cameron!) and now Piranha 3D.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 5:35 a.m. CST

    All of the bubbling and rippling on the water......

    by sam jacksons wig

    ... is just Michael J Fox lying on a blow up Lilo.... apparently Christopher Lloyd invited him.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 5:39 a.m. CST

    The latest empire movie magazine

    by sam jacksons wig

    ...has a great section on this movie. Every photo of the movie contains gallons of blood, and a couple of nice bikini shots of Kelly Brook. Yummy.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 5:48 a.m. CST

    It's pretty much EXACTLY the same...

    by considine

    http://tinyurl.com/36h3se3

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 6:57 a.m. CST

    I feel pretty conflicted about this one...

    by Rendell

    I like the original a lot, good campy fun, black humour and a tolerable level of gore.<p><p>This one has a good cast, probably even darker humour and, lets not forget, lots of boobies! Now, I like boobies (particularly when they belong to Kelly Brook) but I do not enjoy seeing them mangled, fed through a blender etc.<p><p>Instant. Loss. Of. Erection.<p><p>The bits (see what I did there) in the preview like the girl getting her hair caught in the propeller, the girl coming apart in the arms of 2 rescuers and the girl having a piranha eat through her face... from the INSIDE... <p><p>is not my idea of fun!

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 7:16 a.m. CST

    I know how you feel Rendell

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    However playing Devil's advocate for a second, I would counter that if you go to an Andre Aja film about killer fish to achieve wood and get off, then buddy, remind me never to go speed dating with you!!! :)<p> Also, hasn't overt sexualisation immediately preceeding horrific violence been a staple of the horror genre for decades, maybe even since the first busty wench was on the recieving end of a vampire's bite?<p> This is because we feel at our must vulnerable, and least guarded when we are being amorous or intimate.<p> It taps into very primal instincts and the jarring transference from pleasure to terror, from arousal to massive "Fight or Flight" response has been fucking up cinema audiences since the dawn of time. My twopenneth anyway.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 7:47 a.m. CST

    Hmm, Good Points Dude...

    by Rendell

    And no, I would not go to an Andre Aja film to achieve wood!<p><p>I think sexualisation can very easily become misogyny, particularly when you look at the '70's and '80's slasher films.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 8:14 a.m. CST

    Agreed.

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    I think there is an awful lot of 70's / 80's slasher DNA in Piranha 3D. I would probably also use the words "Pulp" and "Exploitation" if I was writing some kind of high brow thesis on it.<p> But I'm not. Now all I can think about is Kelly Brook. Absolutely has to be up there in the FHM 100 sexiest poll. She makes Megan Fox look like the mardy faced, emancipated Hollywood munter that she is.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 8:19 a.m. CST

    Mmmmm, Kelly Brook...

    by Rendell

    What a body. Wasn't too impressed by her going off with Billy Zane though... never thought I'd feel sorry for Jason Statham!

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 8:44 a.m. CST

    The Stath!

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    Yeah, but then Zane dissappeared off the face of the planet and the Stath made it big in Hollywood and got a couple of franchises. Her loss. Now she has split up with that pretty boy meat puppet Cipriani, it means she is from my area.... and single!! I hear a rumour she likes movie geeks!!!! ;)<p> I think that as long as Piranha 3D treads that fine line of being self ware, without appearing too knowing, then it'll be good.<p> I also predict lots of fanboy flame wars with people who hated it on one side, and on the other side people who loved it and say that those who hated it didn't "get" it.<p> There will be no middle ground.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 9:11 a.m. CST

    Talking of Cipriani...

    by Rendell

    Rumour has it that he liked to snort coke off Kelly's norks as foreplay!<p><p>Now, I'd never advocate the use of drugs but...

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 9:28 a.m. CST

    What a waste!

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    Coke is a cruel drug when used in conjunction with world class norks. It's very more-ish, VERY more-ish. But too much and little Dude_gimme_tabs gets a bit sluggish.* <p> What a waste if in the company of Miss Brook!<p> *Hence why cutting it with viagra has always been full of WIN!

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 9:30 a.m. CST

    **

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    **Warning, do not try this at home if you have, or suspect you have, any kind of heart condition!

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 9:40 a.m. CST

    And while we're on the subject...

    by Rendell

    I remember an interview with Statham in either Loaded or FHM, that apparently Kelly is a bit naughty in the bedroom! He said that if he gave too many clues and they ended up in print she'd kill him...<p><p>The mind boggles.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 9:46 a.m. CST

    Sinatra used to have fried eggs put on hookers breasts

    by leo54304

    and have 'em for breakfast. And thats why the lady is a tramp!!

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 9:52 a.m. CST

    Medway!

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    Well, she is from the Medway towns!!!! Kelly Brook I mean, and not one of Sinatra's egg-fried hookers. I doubt Don Frank would find much to tempt him in the Medway towns!<p> Apparently the sprink break massacre scene is nearly 30 minutes long in the movie. I fear the censors are going to get involved. Does it still count as genital mutilation if a CGI Piranha does it?

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST

    food_fight

    by beatleMatt

    Yes it is! Well done for pointing something out that was mentioned in the first paragraph.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 9:58 a.m. CST

    by ScruffyNerdHerder

    First time poster, Loooong time Troll. I had to break my years long silence as an AICN reader to point out something I cannot believe any of you fellow Asperger syndromites didn't point out, The French version of the poster has like 9.5% MORE SIDE BOOB!!! OK, back to my private oblivion.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Rating...

    by Rendell

    Frankly, after watching that preview and hearing all those other details, I think the MPAA are gonna give it an NC 17 rating. If there were just a few moments of "Full on" gore then I doubt there would much furore, it would be rated R and that would be the end of it.<p><p>But, there is SO much of it, it's VERY realistic and, as you say the massacre goes on for 30mins! They may have to release an edited version for cinema and then release an unrated version on DVD.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:23 a.m. CST

    US Ratings

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    In US ratings, is it R where you have to be accompanied by an adult, and NC17 that you can't see at all unless you are over 17? Can't remember how it works.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Did I miss something?

    by Kremzeek

    I swear this poster was already, uh... posted right here on AICN before. 2 weeks ago or so if I remember right. This is the only movie site I really go to so I know it wasn't somewhere else. Anyone else having deja vu here?

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST

    NC 17

    by Rendell

    NC 17 is equivalent to an X rating. It's also considered the "Kiss of Death" commercially as very few US cinemas will touch a movie with that rating...

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    International

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    That was the international version that had a little more side boobage and the tag line "Sun, Sex, Water....... and Blood." or something similar that Merrick has linked to at the end of the post above.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    NC17

    by dude_gimme_tabs

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Ok found it

    by Kremzeek

    This poster was already uploaded by Quint on July 5th. What's up AICN - nobody talking to each other over there? Hehe. No big deal; I just wanted to make sure I wasn't crazy. =)

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:31 a.m. CST

    Ah, ok. Thanks Dude_gimme_tabs

    by Kremzeek

    I see this dif now.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:32 a.m. CST

    NC17?

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    So you think it is unlikely to be released as a full, un-cut NC17 as this means it will struggle to make money? You think they will cut it to make R and then release the NC17 version for the home market???

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:32 a.m. CST

    *The* dif....

    by Kremzeek

    Apparently, I need to wake up still.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:32 a.m. CST

    Thinking....

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    What were Hostel, some Saw movies etc. etc. ?

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Am I the only one . . .

    by Nice Marmot

    . . . who really likes the original? I'm sure its because I first saw it way too young when the babysitter let me watch it. But I don't consider it campy at all. The only stab at comic relief is that stupid camp counselor. There's also that stupid, unnecessary stop-motion creature in the military lab. I love it when they're trying to get to shore as the piranhas are taking the wooden raft lashings apart.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:36 a.m. CST

    At this point...

    by Rendell

    I think they're unlikely to get an R rating without having to trim it in some way. US censors are now much stricter than the UK BBFC.<p><p>Wether Aja and co are prepared to do that remains to be seen. I would be dumbfounded if it got an R rating uncut...

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Marmot!

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    I fucking love the original! Mainly because when it came out it got nearly mythic status in the junior school I was attending at the time. I think I took a good few years before I could spot the inherent humour in the whole thing. When I was younger it was just a kick-ass and gory film about killer fish eating loads of people! Same as American Werewolf. When I first saw it, when my older bro showed it to me, after my parents said I couldn't watch it, I was too busy shitting myself to see any humour (black or otherwise) in that film!

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:41 a.m. CST

    i was gonna go see this for the sea sex and blood

    by TheBaxter

    but now that that's been removed, what's the point?

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:43 a.m. CST

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    Brook, bikinis, exploitative amounts of gore. What's not to like!

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 10:44 a.m. CST

    Re: Hostel...

    by Rendell

    Now I've only seen Hostel II but I actually thought Roth was a bit more restrained than I'd been expecting. From what I'd heard about Part 1, I think it may have been in danger of an NC17 too, particularly with explicit sex thrown into the mix... <p><p>I'm sure there are others on here that could give more of an informed opinion on the subject!

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Never seen the first two

    by MoistMuskyCamelToe

    Over to Netflix... ta dum de dum... added to queue... moved to #1 position and bumped wifey's pics out of the way... dum le dooo... and now we're back to our regularly scheduled programming. There. All better.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 9:38 p.m. CST

    Pirahna perfect 70s summer drive in movie

    by leo54304

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    Anybody remeber Grizzly?

    by leo54304

    First movie to jump on the Jaws bandwagon. It copied Jaws in everything from the scenes, characters, right down to the ending. Soooo bad but the waterfall scene was good although it too was a jaws scene ripoff.

  • Aug. 5, 2010, 9:43 p.m. CST

    Saw new trailer for Pirahna 3D-awesome!!

    by leo54304

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  • Aug. 6, 2010, 3:07 a.m. CST

    Sizzle Reel

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    Watching the Comic-Con (banned) sizzle reel again online now. Definitely NSFW, and pretty disgusting in places!

  • Aug. 6, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    It just occurred to me...

    by Rendell

    The sizzle reel was 9 mins right? In that time they managed to er, cram in a lot of strong stuff... so, is the 30 min massacre gonna be like that throughout?!?<p><p>I just had an image of the infamous Family Guy skit where Peter, Brian, Stewie & Chris projectile vomit over the living room for 2 mins straight! Cinemas are gonna have to get the cleaners in after every performance!<p><p>Don't fancy that job...

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Man, pirahna are gettin' more girl action than I do! :P

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Aug. 10, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    I'd like to eat this girl (out) too! :P

    by MrMysteryGuest