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Bruce Willis and Quint chat RED, Dreyfuss, Borgnine and Rian Johnson's LOOPER!!!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I can’t tell you how happy I am to post this 1:1 interview with Bruce Willis in amongst the massive and continually insightful and entertaining Sly Stallone Q&A. It just feels right, you know?
I was a little nervous going into this chat. I’d heard Willis could be a dry interview and I was hoping that wouldn’t be the case here. I really dug the RED footage I saw, that new trailer which plays up the comedy (and, more importantly, the Borgnine) really works for me.
So, I knew I had stuff to talk to Willis about, but if he wasn’t game it was going to be a scary 10 minutes. Well, the chat went exceedingly well… so well, in fact, that Willis shunned the publicist when she came in to wrap up the interview with a polite “we’re still talking.” We bullshit a lot about how awesome Ernest Borgnine and Richard Dreyfuss are, he tells me an excellent Frank Sinatra story from his younger acting days and then we close out talking about Rian Johnson’s LOOPER.
Apologies for the pictures being a little stylized. Kraken could only grab a couple really quickly and didn’t have the luxury or playing with the settings and my photo undarkening skills are weak at best.
Enjoy the chat!
Quint: I have to say, when I was a little kid my family made it a big thing every week to watch gather friends over and watch the new MOONLIGHTING episode.
Bruce Willis: I remember those days.
Quint: I have very vivid memories of that. We also saw the DIE HARD movies in the theater, so it was a big thing when…
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Bruce Willis: God, how old were you when you saw… Come on, that was a long time ago!
Quint: It was. It was. Let’s see, the first one I was six or seven.
Bruce Willis: Oh, Christ.
Quint: I’m sorry.
Bruce Willis: You know what, I’m sorry. It was the first time… you watch TV and you saw that film pretty close to each other and on TV you can’t cuss. I go to do that film and they say, “Well, it’s going to be R rated.” I say, “Does that mean we cuss?” and Joel Silver was on the film and he goes “Yeah, you can cuss.”
A few years later I got a letter from my aunt, my Aunt Irene in Kentucky, and she says, “I like the film, but there’s just too much cussing,” so we went back… Not because of that, but I like to think that it’s because of that… and went back and did a version that’s a little cleaner, so…
Quint: It’s always fun when…
Bruce Willis: But for six year olds, I look around the theater some time like “Wow, this is screwed up.”
Quint: Yeah, no I had cool parents and I was in love with movies. I just grown up with all sorts of films, some way outside my age range.
Bruce Willis: Man, I would sneak into stuff.
Quint: It was actually a big event going to see DIE HARD 2 opening weekend. For whatever reason that was like the event that my family, who didn’t all go out to movies together a lot.
Bruce Willis: It was an event at that time. These films were like big weekend films that you liked.
I remember my father telling my sister, me, and all of my kid friends in the neighborhood probably twelve or thirteen years old… I could look it up and tell you… or maybe even younger, to get into see BONNIE AND CLYDE.
Quint: Oh yeah?
Bruce Willis: And it was a big deal to get in, because it was very violent at the end and my father said, “You’re not going,” so then we had to go see it.
Quint: And that made you want to see it more, yeah?
Bruce Willis: Yeah. Just tell me I can’t do it, I’m not allowed to do it, and of course I’m going to go.
Quint: I love that Richard Dreyfuss is in this movie. The guy is one of my favorite on-screen personalities...
Bruce Willis: Me, too. I actually got to know him when I was living in Sun Valley and you know Sun Valley is kind of a non-movie star kind of place and I wasn’t going to go “Hey man, fucking JAWS is a masterpiece,” but my wife and I just watched… I think first we watched CLOSE ENCOUNTERS…
Quint: He is so good in that.
Bruce Willis: He’s phenomenal. And then we watched JAWS. We went to try and find it. It’s not anywhere. It’s not on Apple TV. It’s not on any TV. It never comes around on like HBO or any of those things. I guess you can rent it somewhere. I got it from Netflix and it came in the mail and we were like “Oh God!” We watched it at eleven in the morning maybe a week and a half ago. You could put it in the theaters right now.
Quint: Absolutely. There is all of this talk of how Spielberg was playing with the idea of CGIing some effects and all of this stuff and re-releasing it and I’m like “You don’t understand, for all of this talk about how fake the shark is, you’re into the movie and it doesn’t matter.”
Bruce Willis: Just put it up on the screening.
Quint: It would take you out of the movie if anything.
Bruce Willis: The opening scene is like “Wow.”
Quint: It’s brutal!
Bruce Willis: And Roy Scheider is just great. Those guys are great and Robert Shaw is just… His speech, I’d go to see it in the theater right now. They should re-release JAWS. They should just put that movie out. It is really, really good.
John Malkovich and I, we were just like two little kids going “Oh my God, I’m going to work with JAWS! It’s Richard Dreyfuss!” and man, he came in and hit it out of the park. He’s just great.
Quint: Have you seen THE GOODBYE GIRL as well?
Bruce Willis: I have. I saw it about two years ago, but my wife hadn’t seen it, so I said “You’ve got to watch this” and you know (he won) Best Actor.
Quint: What I love is that he kind of looks like Hooper. He’s still got the beard. He still wears the same little sailor hat, the kind of cheap wool hat. It’s like you can almost view that as the continuing adventures of Matt Hooper.
Bruce Willis: I just loved him.
Quint: Was he cool to work with? I’ve talked to a couple of people, like Edward Norton, and he just worked with him on LEAVES OF GRASS and he had nothing but great things to say about the guy. He just said that when he feels appreciated and feels like he contributes something…
Bruce Willis: And he was appreciated. Everybody was like “It’s Richard Dreyfuss, man!” He’s huge. He’s in the pantheon of actors and he was excited, so he would find stuff and he would go (in Richard Dreyfuss voice) “Well you know, what about this?” and “Why don’t you guys just really tape me into this chair?” and we were going “Yeah, we’ll tape you into the chair buddy” and he was great, just great.
Quint: And also Borgnine, another reason why I love that trailer. It’s Ernest Borgnine and he’s still awesome. I’m such a huge Borgnine fan, man. That guy can do no wrong in my book.
Bruce Willis: Huge fan. The Wild Bunch!
Quint: Wild Bunch and Escape From New York… and Emperor of the North Pole, have you ever seen that?
Bruce Willis: Oh yeah, with him and Lee Marvin? Oh God! What is it… A NUMBER 1? One of those guys is called A NUMBER 1.
Quint: In ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, right?
Bruce Willis: That’s not it. I’m thinking of the train, him and Lee Marvin on a train.
Quint: Yeah, that’s Emperor of the North Pole…
Bruce Willis: Is that it?
Quint: It’s where Bognine’s the crazy bum-killing conductor and Lee Marvin is like the King Bum during the depression era.
Bruce Willis: What about the Frank Sinatra movie? Where Sinatra won “Best Supporting Actor.” The black and white picture where they are in the army… Sorry, I’ve just talked too much today, but it will come to me in one second… From Here to Eternity!
Quint: Oh yeah! It’s a classic.
Bruce Willis: So anyway, we’re all going “Oh, man! Ernest Borgnine is in this movie, I can’t believe it!” We had him for one day. Karl (Urban) did a scene with him and I did a scene with him and wow.
Quint: And he was still sharp?
Bruce Willis: Way sharp. He’s 93 years old and way sharp. He comes out and he sits down and tells us stories. When I was a kid in New York I had worked for about three weeks or maybe a little bit longer, maybe a month as… Excuse me.
[A group of Summit executives come up and grab Bruce for a moment. Man hugs all around]
Bruce Willis: The Summit guys. Man, they are having a great couple of years, aren’t they?
Quint: And they are taking chances too, which is more than you can say about most studios out there.
Bruce Willis: I love them and they like fresh blood and just going “Yeah, lets get it out there.”
Quint: I like that they are taking the TWILIGHT money and actually doing something interesting with it, you know?
Bruce Willis: And making great movies and risky stuff. It’s not just “Let’s just do one of the three things that everybody goes to see.” But back to Ernest Borgnine…
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… I was an extra or photo double on a Frank Sinatra film.
Quint: No way, really?
Bruce Willis: THE FIRST DEADLY SIN. So I got to hang around the set and they were shooting nights and Frank Sinatra would come out. He would have some… you know. We were shooting in a bar, so we’d just get him talking and all of the young actors just try to ask… like after a long night when we are all just sitting there in the bar, we’d ask him questions and just get him telling us stories.
He told us a story about how in FROM HERE TO ETERNITY his character has to hit Ernest Borgnine in the head with a bar stool and he said “Mr. Borgnine, this bar stool doesn’t have any padding on it or anything, maybe we should put a pad on it.” Then Ernest Borgnine looked at Frank Sinatra and he does “Hit me with your best shot, kid” and that’s what’s in the film. You look at it and it’s a hard wood bench and Frank Sinatra lets him have one and Ernest Borgnine just goes [makes a badass stare-down face] and there’s this great brawl and it’s just great, so yeah I was a big fan.
Quint: That’s great. Now I think you might be working with a friend of mine, Rian Johnson, on his flick Looper…
Bruce Willis: Oh cool, yeah I am. I love that script. Love that script.
Quint: I’m very much looking forward to that.
Bruce Willis: That script is in a handful of scripts that I read and said yes to right away. I was like “This is unbelievable.” It’s really smart and the idea that it’s a big idea of time travel and the first page or second page he says, “Yeah, but it’s not that big a deal. They didn’t invent anything after that, so everybody said ‘Fuck it!’ Time travel!”
Quint: And it’s very illegal, that’s all you’ve got to know.
Bruce Willis: It’s just against the law and it’s so cool. I can’t wait.
Quint: And it’s really dark.
Bruce Willis: Really dark.
Quint: I read it after I had heard that you were going to be involved with it and, in terms of the tone, it reminded me a lot of TWELVE MONKEYS, so I can see where they were able to hook you…
Bruce Willis: Yes. That’s a great call, it really is, and hopefully we can shoot it like that. A guy goes back to kill himself, his own younger self? How is that…. I want to go see it right away.
Quint: And I love the whole concept of being able to track the looper by… or to blackmail them essentially into turning themselves in.
Bruce Willis: You know where you are going to be.
Quint: And suddenly fingers start disappearing and all of that stuff, it’s such a crazy…
Bruce Willis: It’s such a huge leap and yet the story is… I love time travel. It’s really smart and yet it’s not about time travel as much as it is about mistakes you have made and things you don’t want to do and your little childhood self coming near your adult life going “No, you’re not going to do that. I’ve got to fucking kill me.” It’s great, so yeah I’m really excited about that.
Quint: He’s a great shooter. I spent some time on BROTHERS BLOOM, just as a guest on the set watching him work. He is so into it, but he is also so composed and he has everything ready.
Bruce Willis: Oh good. There is a lot that has to be gotten ready for that story, but I can’t wait. I’m really excited about it.
And this film (Red)… I’ll talk to you again. You should come back, because we haven’t shown the film to an audience yet, so this is the first time we are really talking about it and I’ve just seen… I saw a really rough cut and he said “Forget that, it’s way down the road” and they just (test) screened it the other night and people were laughing all the way through it and people stood up at the end, which doesn’t always happen. They clapped. And it’s still rough.
So, we will talk more about it.
Quint: Cool. We’ll figure out something! Thanks for the chat!
Hope you guys dug the talk! I’ve talked with the Summit lady about doing an hour long AICN Legends style interview with Ernest Borgnine and I’m hoping to all that is holy that one comes through. I mean, even an hour wouldn’t be enough with that guy… he’s made, like, 48,270 movies, of which 48,122 are great!
-Quint
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John Malkovich and I, we were just like two little kids going “Oh my God, I’m going to work with JAWS! It’s Richard Dreyfuss!” and man, he came in and hit it out of the park. He’s just great.
[A group of Summit executives come up and grab Bruce for a moment. Man hugs all around]
Bruce Willis: The Summit guys. Man, they are having a great couple of years, aren’t they?
Quint: And they are taking chances too, which is more than you can say about most studios out there.
Bruce Willis: I love them and they like fresh blood and just going “Yeah, lets get it out there.”
Quint: I like that they are taking the TWILIGHT money and actually doing something interesting with it, you know?
Bruce Willis: And making great movies and risky stuff. It’s not just “Let’s just do one of the three things that everybody goes to see.” But back to Ernest Borgnine…
Click here to read along with the next bit in Amazing Sound-O-Text!
… I was an extra or photo double on a Frank Sinatra film.
Quint: No way, really?
Bruce Willis: THE FIRST DEADLY SIN. So I got to hang around the set and they were shooting nights and Frank Sinatra would come out. He would have some… you know. We were shooting in a bar, so we’d just get him talking and all of the young actors just try to ask… like after a long night when we are all just sitting there in the bar, we’d ask him questions and just get him telling us stories.
He told us a story about how in FROM HERE TO ETERNITY his character has to hit Ernest Borgnine in the head with a bar stool and he said “Mr. Borgnine, this bar stool doesn’t have any padding on it or anything, maybe we should put a pad on it.” Then Ernest Borgnine looked at Frank Sinatra and he does “Hit me with your best shot, kid” and that’s what’s in the film. You look at it and it’s a hard wood bench and Frank Sinatra lets him have one and Ernest Borgnine just goes [makes a badass stare-down face] and there’s this great brawl and it’s just great, so yeah I was a big fan.
Quint: That’s great. Now I think you might be working with a friend of mine, Rian Johnson, on his flick Looper…
Bruce Willis: Oh cool, yeah I am. I love that script. Love that script.
Quint: I’m very much looking forward to that.
Bruce Willis: That script is in a handful of scripts that I read and said yes to right away. I was like “This is unbelievable.” It’s really smart and the idea that it’s a big idea of time travel and the first page or second page he says, “Yeah, but it’s not that big a deal. They didn’t invent anything after that, so everybody said ‘Fuck it!’ Time travel!”
Quint: And it’s very illegal, that’s all you’ve got to know.
Bruce Willis: It’s just against the law and it’s so cool. I can’t wait.
Quint: And it’s really dark.
Bruce Willis: Really dark.
Quint: I read it after I had heard that you were going to be involved with it and, in terms of the tone, it reminded me a lot of TWELVE MONKEYS, so I can see where they were able to hook you…
Bruce Willis: Yes. That’s a great call, it really is, and hopefully we can shoot it like that. A guy goes back to kill himself, his own younger self? How is that…. I want to go see it right away.
Quint: And I love the whole concept of being able to track the looper by… or to blackmail them essentially into turning themselves in.
Bruce Willis: You know where you are going to be.
Quint: And suddenly fingers start disappearing and all of that stuff, it’s such a crazy…
Bruce Willis: It’s such a huge leap and yet the story is… I love time travel. It’s really smart and yet it’s not about time travel as much as it is about mistakes you have made and things you don’t want to do and your little childhood self coming near your adult life going “No, you’re not going to do that. I’ve got to fucking kill me.” It’s great, so yeah I’m really excited about that.
Quint: He’s a great shooter. I spent some time on BROTHERS BLOOM, just as a guest on the set watching him work. He is so into it, but he is also so composed and he has everything ready.
Bruce Willis: Oh good. There is a lot that has to be gotten ready for that story, but I can’t wait. I’m really excited about it.
And this film (Red)… I’ll talk to you again. You should come back, because we haven’t shown the film to an audience yet, so this is the first time we are really talking about it and I’ve just seen… I saw a really rough cut and he said “Forget that, it’s way down the road” and they just (test) screened it the other night and people were laughing all the way through it and people stood up at the end, which doesn’t always happen. They clapped. And it’s still rough.
So, we will talk more about it.
Quint: Cool. We’ll figure out something! Thanks for the chat!
Hope you guys dug the talk! I’ve talked with the Summit lady about doing an hour long AICN Legends style interview with Ernest Borgnine and I’m hoping to all that is holy that one comes through. I mean, even an hour wouldn’t be enough with that guy… he’s made, like, 48,270 movies, of which 48,122 are great!
-Quint
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He told us a story about how in FROM HERE TO ETERNITY his character has to hit Ernest Borgnine in the head with a bar stool and he said “Mr. Borgnine, this bar stool doesn’t have any padding on it or anything, maybe we should put a pad on it.” Then Ernest Borgnine looked at Frank Sinatra and he does “Hit me with your best shot, kid” and that’s what’s in the film. You look at it and it’s a hard wood bench and Frank Sinatra lets him have one and Ernest Borgnine just goes [makes a badass stare-down face] and there’s this great brawl and it’s just great, so yeah I was a big fan.
And this film (Red)… I’ll talk to you again. You should come back, because we haven’t shown the film to an audience yet, so this is the first time we are really talking about it and I’ve just seen… I saw a really rough cut and he said “Forget that, it’s way down the road” and they just (test) screened it the other night and people were laughing all the way through it and people stood up at the end, which doesn’t always happen. They clapped. And it’s still rough.
So, we will talk more about it.
-Quint
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Love the Borgnine and Dreyfuss stuff! Willis is a cool dude.
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I've never been a huge fan of Willis, but he seems like a pretty decent, regular guy who loves movies. It's nice to see that now and then, not someone just pimping their latest movie and acting like every other question is an intrusion.
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Cool interview. I hope Summit lady comes through for you.
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I love when AICN interviews people who are as big of fans of film as we are.
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That was Awesome!
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Yeah, I started off a little Chris Farley. I knew it, so did he, but he seemed to enjoy it. At least I didn't end like I planned to, by telling him that Hudson Hawk is one of the great, misunderstood movies of his career.
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I am to conclude from reading that interview that Bruce Willis had only seen "Jaws" for the first time last week? That's fucked up.
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Quint, I gotta say, the pictures look awesome. I like the way they came out. Makes Bruce look even more badass
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Jul 30, 2010 4:15:56 PM CDT
Hey Bruce, did you ever go the hershey highway w/ Demi?
by takingscorpioscalls
oh yeah DH was dope btw.
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You should have told him, Quint, then harangued him for becoming caught up in being serious actor Bruce and forsaking Fun-lovin' Bruce who'd ride into a scene on a horse wearing sunglasses.
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Huge Willis fan, but the man likes the bottle these days. My guess is he didn't even know you were there Quint.
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Nice example of a good AICN interview-- somewhat amateurish, but earnest, and the celebrity was cool with it.
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When it was on telly in the UK a while back. Might need a stewards on that though.
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The man just sweats fucking coolness out of every pore.I bet,after a few cocktails and shit, he could tell some amazing stories. I'm trying not to sound to in manlove, but he is a fucking legend and one of the few actors i'd kill to talk with for an hour or so.And Borgnine..... damn, I hope guys like him Dreyfuss,Willis,and Stallone live to be a hundred.
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You can tell Willis is a good place right now .... relaxed and enjoying his work.
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Most actors only talk about themselves and Bruce was incredibly generous. Then again, hw was talking about JAWS and the shark was named Bruce, but still...
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Holy Birthday Cake, Batman, hope the interview gets the green light right away
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hmmm?Borgnine and Vigoda and Dick Van Dyke will never die.
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I love Willis, but he hasn't been in anything exciting for a while. Here's hoping.
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That'd be the shit. As an accessory, it's gotta come with a big ass hobo-beating club!
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That'd be the shit. As an accessory, it's gotta come with a big ass hobo-beating club!
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Yeah a looper. Y'know - a jock. A caddy.
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Jul 30, 2010 9:57:59 PM CDT
Why'd you make him talk about Richard Dreyfuss so much?
by fa_tass_dinomolester
I mean, I know you're QUINT, but still...wasn't like 2/3 of the interview about Richard Dreyfuss? Seems a bit weird to interview Bruce Willis about Richard Dreyfuss...why don't you just interview Richard Dreyfuss about Richard Dreyfuss!!
DREYFUSS!!!!!
BTW, I guarantee that if you put "Jaws" out in theaters tomorrow, the 12-year-olds would accuse it of being "old and gay", unlike Transformers which "be bad-ass, yo"! Sort-of like how they think "The Exorcist" is a comedy, because to them "PUT YOUR COCK IN HER ASS, YOU FAGGOT" is everyday conversation, pretty much. Anyhoo... -
Jul 30, 2010 10:00:12 PM CDT
BTW, we're sure that Richard Dreyfuss is NOT related
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to Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, or Jason Alexander, or Ted Dansen or Woopy Goldberg, right?
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EMPEROR OF THE NORTH POLE was the movie's original title, but it was re-released as EMPEROR OF THE NORTH. My UK DVD copy has the latter title. Either way, it's a great movie. Makes a perfect double bill with RUNAWAY TRAIN!
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Walter B seems to be mellowing a bit in his middle age. Be good to have him in the interview chair for a hour or so.
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Such a great film. Gotta see that again soon. I think I've seen it about 15 times.
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Loved the interview. Bruce Willis is one of the master actors. It was great to read him in such a great mood. A real passionate movie fan, seems like.
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Please.
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16 BLOCKS, LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN, SIN CITY, UNBREAKABLE, THE SIXTH SENSE, BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, THE FIFTH ELEMENT, LAST MAN STANDING, DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE, TWELVE MONKEYS, PULP FICTION, THE LAST BOY SCOUT, IN COUNTRY, DIE HARD. That's not to say that Walter hasn't been good in other films, just that the films stunk around him. Fact is, we're due an unequivocably good one. Go to it, Walter.
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Huge Rian Johnson fan.
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Jul 30, 2010 11:20:22 PM CDT
I like the idea of taking the "grandfather paradox" head on
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Looking forward to it.
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no apologies necessary.
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think he's married to demi moore? lol. anyway, bruce is the man...cool bastard.
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Jul 31, 2010 5:11:09 AM CDT
palimpest... Breakfast of |Champions??? Really??
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
In a career of ups and downs, I would rate that as the bottom of the fuckin barrel. Your list doesn't rate anyway... Where is Death Becomes Her? Tears of the Sun? Hudson Hawk? Hell, I'd rather watch a Mortal Thoughts/ Color of Night/ Look Who's Talking Too/ The Whole Ten Yards film-fest than watch even ten minutes of the mindblowing failure known as Breakfast of Champions....
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To put Jaws up on the big screen one more time for an entire generation of fans who've never seen it. If they thought Paranormal Activity was scary the first few minutes of Jaws would scare the fuck out of them. I had a teacher in high school,an old hipster type, and he would make us watch classic movies once a week instead of reading the source material. I remember when he made us watch the movie version of Great Expectations. At 15/16 years old the class was like " fuck this shit it's not even in color" we were all young and stupid. About thirty minutes in you could have heard a pen drop. The whole class on the edge of our seats. That was like 1996 or 97 so I don't know if kids that age are dumber than we were or not. They might get bored halfway through and start sexting each other.
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Jul 31, 2010 9:33:43 AM CDT
Isn't Frank Sinatra in a Die Hard prequel
by guy who got a headache and accidentally
Or a movie based on a book that was a prequel to the book made into Die Hard anyway
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Eric, when you finally get the opportunity to talk with Ernie, PLEASE mention my all-time favorite performance by him: Ragnar in "The Vikings". A tremendous bigger-than-life balls-out scenery-chewing über-dog characterization that propels the entire flick (even when he's not onscreen) with enough awesomeness and bravura for ten movies. James Donald's reaction shots to Ernie's Ragnar are priceless; a kind of restrained awe, amazement, shock and amusement to the force of nature with whom he's acting. Hail Ragnar! ...And hail Ragnar's beard!
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coulda' swore he passed away, oh well good news then...oh and its great to hear a movie star who is actually in love with movies. i swear most couldnt give a shit...
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with all that goes on in the world an F-bomb isn't going to traumatize a kid. I'd prefer that over all the real-world dangers, molesters, drugs, and real-world violence. Yeah, yippee-kai yah motherfucker! Die Hard was awesome! I was probably 14-15 when I saw it. If any kid was traumatized by that then their wimpy asses can't survival the world we live in today. Besides who hasn't heard their parents curse at a young age? If your parents don't curse they are fucked up beyond all recognition. Probably religious nuts who do all kinds of fucked up shit and use going to church as an excuse, cause God will forgive them when they pass the collection plate and put a $20 out for the child molesting priest. Fuck those fuckers! Really though, I rarely cuss in real life. Just fucking around with ya motherfuckers.
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this was a great interview to. no bullshit. good work.
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Please mentione Hudson Hawk. I've loved it since I first saw it. Just one of the most original, bizarre, hilarious and exciting action comedies ever made. The dolphin impression alone makes it a unique and treasured classic to me. Truthfully, I love most of Bruce's "shit" films (color of night for example).
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...a caddy who jumps ship in Hong Kong and makes his way to Tibet.
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...Borgnine rules.
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best Borgnine film ever!
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by the end of that movie i was standing on my chair screaming my lungs out, fucking dynamite film!Almost got kicked out of the theater. That movie is legendary! Created it's own genre.
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SCOTTPILGRIM SUCKS MY BALLS!
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Man, i just saw "the last boy scout" last night for the first time since I was a kid!! Lovveedd it
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You just got Munsened...
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Jul 31, 2010 11:43:39 PM CDT
"This bein the nineties you can't just walk up and-
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
- smack somebody in the face. You gotta say something cool first. So if you're hitting a guy with a surfboard you say..." "Surfs up Pal" Yeah, something like that..."
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Jul 31, 2010 11:45:01 PM CDT
Where are you calling from Milo, the bottom of the Pool?
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Christ Jo, we're being beat up by the inventor of scrabble...
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Jul 31, 2010 11:46:36 PM CDT
Furry Tom thinks this is the first pussy any of you-
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
- guys have seen for a long time. Where'd you get the suit grandpa? Gangsters are us?
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Last night I fucked a squirrel to death and I can't even remember it...
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Jul 31, 2010 11:48:46 PM CDT
Just sit your little monkey ass back in the cage
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
It's cool... It's cool...
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"It's a bomb?" "Well it doesn't look like a bomb, it looks like an apple with some lines comin out of it. Be careful opening the briefcase it's full of fresh fruit!"
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some of the funniest dialog I've ever heard is in that movie.
That is one flick i never get tired of watching...just fantastic... misunderstood is an understatement...that movie is an absolute fan-favorite. i wish..WISH we could get a sequel to it....that would be fantastic....there is something so wonderful about Bruce and Danny's friendship in that movie..it comes across as so real, the way they interupt each other and finish each others sentences...it just looked like they had the time of their lives making that....the laughing and joking etc....just an all around terrific movie. -
Good Yogie.
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Aug 01, 2010 12:23:11 AM CDT
History, tradition, culture... are not concepts!
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights! The chaos we will cause with this machine will be our final masterpiece!
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Aug 01, 2010 12:23:52 AM CDT
I'll kill your friends, your family,
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
and the bitch you took to the prom!
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Gates tries to blackmail me, you ask me "Did I miss anything." Gates gets killed, you say "Did I miss anything." I bet you went up to Mrs. Lincoln at the Ford Theatre and said "How was the show? Did I miss anything?"
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he'd be eating microwave sushi, naked, in the back of a Cadillac with the both of us...
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Aug 01, 2010 12:27:58 AM CDT
I feel like a dolphin who's never tasted melted snow.
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
What does the color blue taste like? Bobo knows? I must speak with the dolphins now. Eeeee-eeee-eee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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"Oh bunny? Ball, ball!"
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Aug 01, 2010 6:08:18 AM CDT
I think bunny's got todays ball ball.
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Just two more minutes, I was so close....
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Aug 01, 2010 6:09:30 AM CDT
HudsonHawk has a great Micheal Kamen score
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
the guy on the donkey was the guy on the donkey...
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No shit?
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The nuns at St. Agnus predicted this...
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Fanastic!
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Nice interview. Got the impression it could have really gone on and gotten even deeper. I imagine guys like Willis appreciate talking to someone who really knows film, as opposed to the typical sycophant.
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I don't know if it really needs to be said but I'm so tired of the AICN reviews and interviews where the main guy has to point out how much memoribilia they have, how much a movie meant to them as a child, or how they are now "friends" with people in the industry. Quit sucking up.
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I just didn't see that coming with so much info about the story and plot..but does sound like a great concept and script.
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Gret enemy of most impressive and proud KA master spies of Soviet motherland, trenned since child.
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google Borgnine on "Fox and Friends" on youtube and listen to him as he reveals his secret for being a 90+ year old fat guy.
I promise you - you will join the Church of Borgnine when you stop laughing. -
Don't forget Ice Station Zebra, Poseidon Adventure, and The Black Hole.
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Aug 02, 2010 12:09:06 PM CDT
I just watched The Last Man Standing over the weekend
by just pillow talk
It's a solid Walter B. film, but not outstanding. I think it pales in comparison to The Last Boy Scout for instance. I think that has to do with the shit villains in The Last Man Standing. I mean, did it seem like there was the possibility that any of these meatheads would have killed Bruce? And Christopher Walken is wasted.
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banned because BeeW loves that piece of shit movie directed by Len Wiseman rated PG 13. HIRE JOHN MCTIERNAN AND make a real Die Hard movie that is RATED R.
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Just throwing it out there. He may be a little too "street" for Lex but who knows. Could be interesting though a sane Joaquin Phoenix is my number one choice if he looks ok bald.
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I was reminded of Stiffler saying "so fresh" while consuming a dog turd. Weird hey?
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Am I the only one who finds that bizarre? He talks about Jaws like it's some lost treasure - we all know it's great and it's on TV all the time! Why didn't he just buy it? Strange.
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Whom upon meeting I would ask to punch me right in the face. Just do it, man. Then I could be like, "Bruce Willis broke my fucking nose!"
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That's right. Ernie's in the club especially because of the reason why he said he's still so healthy. Google it and see
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Hey buddy, just shoot me a email. You can borrow my copy of Jaws next time. Between the original, 25th and 30th anniversary editions, they've only manufactured like, a gazillion of them.
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...who typed and/or proofread that sucker. Ugh. Y'all can do better than that.
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The man is absolutely right. I bet our man Clint strokes it to High Noon.
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And I never thought I would find someone who played Queen Elizabeth II sexy, but damn! Helen Mirren is Hit Girl's Grandmother, therefore perfectly okay to objectify sexually. Especially when she uses a .50 Cal MG or a sniper rifle.
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Rian Johnson is one of the directors I would gladly pay before they make a film. And I don't say that just cause I work near where they filmed Brick.
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