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Be Careful When Inviting Michael Bay To Your Hometown...He May Blow It Up!! Chicago 'Spolsions Video Here!!
Merrick here...
Michael Bay's filming TRANSFORMERS 3 in Chicago.
No matter how big a mess this third film threatens to be, I am really, really eager to see what all of this Windy City insanity looks like on the big screen.
I love Chicago...it's one of the few cities in the U.S. I'd seriously consider moving to if I left Austin. But that doesn't mean it won't be fun watching Michael fuck up the place as only he can.
This one's from our man Highrise, who's been dutifully chronicling the Bayhem via iPhone whenever possible...
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not woah!
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Hire him to shoot some actions sequences and do some fast-cut editing. Then fire him.
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everything that's wrong with 21st century cinema is on display in these stupid fucking movies.
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What does it mean?
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transformers 3 will make house party look like house party 2
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damn copy cat bay
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because the shots will include at least 800 CGI images, all moving at speeds faster than the human eye can track. Meh.
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Imagine being the one to take all the phone calls from concerned citizens who didn't get the memo that a movie is being filmed in their city. I bet they get plenty of 911 calls from people who think they're under terrorist attack!
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Sorry, that line just jumped into my head and I had to get it out.
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And that "wow" the dude uttered will be a better dialogue delivery than anyone else will and can do in that movie
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When an old fuck says " Ass to ass" Inception is all movies.
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is fucking amazing.
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Sure the movie is going to suck but how does this behind the scenes video look like shit? Have any of you been on an action movie film set? The movie is going to suck but seeing Chicago like this is awesome.
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I'd say so. This Bay guy definitely falls under the category of "cultural terrorist" in my book. And as our dear Reverend Hicks would put it, he's "a demon set loose upon the Earth to lower the standards".
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Transformers 3 is gonna fuckin suck the same as the first 2. It's hard to get interested or excited about Michael Bay blowing something up. It's the only thing he knows how to do. Now Michael Bay taking a screenwriting class, or doing a comedy or drama without a shitload of special fx, that would be something worth reading.
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Why is it that this site who trashes tformers on the regular keeps posting the same shit over and over again. Yes they're shooting in chi town we get it move the fuck on.
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Don't people at this site cream their pants at this stuff?
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for the movies he doesn't write. What part of intended big silly summer movie don't you people understand. Next you'l be saying Tropic thunder was dumb compared to platoon and the director of that should take script writing classes...if you don't like it don't see it that's all. Inception was great but it won't make $400 plus million domestic, we just don't have the audience here and bay knows that, which is why he's one of the top earners of 2009...the film industry is a business and bay is one of the smarter characters out there.
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Saw it on DVD. Once is all you need.
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I love this site. That said, why does every post have to just be profane and vile? You people talk about directors that make the same movies and how bad they are, yet for some reason, you still click on the links and read/watch and then feel the need to type out a profanity laced post, which you feel makes your point more valid? Am I missing something? Great, I get it. You HATE BAY...you HATE Transformers....and from majority of the posts I read, you people here hate ALL movies. So my question to you is, why come to a site that you know will post stuff that angers you? I'm all for writing and giving feedback or comments on a movie/director. But come on...you talk about Bay how he can't make a movie without explosions, but on the same side of the coin, you can't write a post with swearing. Just saying. If you all you angry posters hate this site and it's content soooo much, then start your own site where you can talk about the movies you do like. Not sure what those would be....OH, and let me save you some thought process, here is a reply subject line you can use: TRANSFORMERS FUCKED YOUR MOM AND RAPED YOUR DAD WHILE YOUR SISTER ATE MY BALL SACK...all caps too so it's extra smart. And my regards to 2007, nice post.
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When posters slack on Bey I just remember that these same people think Dawn of the Dead is good.
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each man that does his job and lives the way he wants without paying attention to anybody is my kind of guy. Bay doesn't give a flying fuck what people on web say about him. He just does his thing, the way he wants it and all the critisism from all the suppoused to know something about cinema loosers around the web - like here all the so smart so full of taste and love for cinema art ball lickers - doesn't affect him. Not only this, I deeply belive he doesn't even know that site like this, AICN, exists. And I assure you, the first moment he would invite Harry to loccation - like the one recorde above - you would all start having Harry's colums about his one and only eye for action. michael bay rules. he fucks your mom's for breakfest and eats your sisters. That's the man you should worship. That's the man who said GET THE FUCK OUT to Megan Fox. This is the guy your mother wanted to fuck in her 3rd year of marriedge becouse already then she was bored to death by your father and dissguested by you as a child. And it goes to each an every one pussy in front of computer writing crap about this guy. He fucks your moms, that's it. even though they are ugly as a motherfucker. Eat shit. Vote for Snakes on a Plane. Kick-Ass and other geek turds here. The guy owns all of you!
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Now THAT is how the ferry scene should have ended. It is hard to watch The Dark Knight and take it seriously when all I see is Chicago. The realism needs to be dialed down in the next Batman film. Oh, and who really cares about TF3?
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is getting pretty amazing. no more blurry big foot pictures in our future.
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Bay to my home town... unless he was going up in one of the explosions. That would be some really cool filmmaking.
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It was cool to see it happen in real life, regardless of how iffy the flick itself may be as a final product.
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and not having the film refer to the city by name is very distracting
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As soon as I saw there was TF3 news, I wanted to see it because I ENJOYED THE FIRST TWO. Then, I scrolled down to see a bunch of sad fanboys saying how rubbish this film will be, and how much they hate Bay. Well, fuck off and stop clicking on TF links then, dickheads! Harry, it would be great if you could disable talk back on the TF news. It would be so funny to think of all those attention seeking nerds not able to whine about something they don't like. Try it, for an experiment.
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this film will make 500 million plus and there's not a damn thing you can do about it, because some of that money will be yours. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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July 28, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST
Rosie felt Profane and vile, and the heat in the trailer...
by conspiracy
wasn't helping matters much. "Do it for fame, do it for fame..." the model turned actress repeated over and over in her head as she took inch after in of Bays sweaty prick into her mouth from the slit in his leather pants. "Yeah..Baby...MUCH better than Megan...Much better; plus you don't smell like vasaline and make-up...yet" Bay groaned to his newest find. All in all Michael was happy with the situation; his former on set fuck Megan Fox, having spent months bad mouthing her benefactor, and showed up on set a skanky 98 pounds of silicone impregnated flesh, had been dispensed of with easy...a robot prop and a bucket full of piss and Megan was now in the last ticks of her 15 minutes. Bay smiled as he remembered the piss drenched Fox, tearily leaving the set that day. "Yeah Megan could take a fisting..." Bay though as Rosie contiuned her minstrations on his surgically enhanced member; "...but the cunt believed her own hype...she'll be giving me her first born to get back into the biz in about 8 years...should be ripe enough to fuck by then"</p><p>KABOOM! From outside the trailer a huge explosion shook the building as one of Michael patented explosions went off. "FUCK!..."Bay screamed out; the explosion had caused his nubile new protoge to bite down on his erection. Grabbing her by her hair Bay lifted the startled model from the floor, her face controted in pain and suprise. "YOu'll soon learn control little one..." Bay whispered through clentched teeth, and opening the door through Rosie through it an onto the ground in front of the trailer. "I'm done with it..."Bay screamed, coke fueled sweat dripping from his face, hand stroking his engorged prick as a cloud of dust from the explosion covered the area; "...she is all yours..I'll watch". Bay cackled..the joy of being "Bay" filled his dark heart...and Jack the Caterer could not believe his luck.
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Hello? Oh hey Mayor Daley! What's up? Loud noises? Panic in the streets? Yeah, it is sort of loud, why? People are upset? Why? Didn't you tell everyone I'm in town filming? Well, yeah... I'm blowing up downtown Chicago, of course! Whuzzat? I said... I'm BLOWING UP Chicago... it's gonna look AWESOME on the big screen! Huh? No! This is mass destruction on a huge scale! It's my oever, over-wah, whatever that damn French word is... HUH? Fuck no I'm not using CGI explosions! That'd be so gay! I'm only using REAL explosions! I'm Michael FUCKIN' BAY, dammit!!! Gotta run, Mr. Mayor, we're knocking the Willis Tower into Lake Michigan in 5 minutes! *click*
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Damn You Michael Bay
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No. "Huge" is 30 or 40 megatons. Those were fucking sparklers.
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If so, that's magnificent and perhaps worth the trouble of having no calling signal when you hold the damn thing the wrong way, as well as slow streaming speeds on the net.
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Point your camera at the street where explosions are going off in the opposite direction.
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be the last one so we can get a reboot.
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He does whatever the fuck he wants and I like it. An auteur with a budget. Too rare.
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Your vagina is full of and looks like shit....but I still fuck it.
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July 29, 2010, 12:44 a.m. CST
AICN bitches always talk about Bay and his directing....
by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse
like they know how to put a movie together. Talk about ArmChair Quarterbacks, ya'll are DirectorChair faggots!
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Seriously nice view there! Awesome beautiful town, Chicago. Nice video, man
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...I invite Michael Bay to my hometown, can I blow him up instead ?
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will be as good as the michael bayless GI Joe atleast the fanboys will be happy
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so far every single video is from that location
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...when you have a main road closed off in a major American city, with dozens of that city's police force running security essentially at your command while you're setting off huge pyrotechnic explosions on your current, $200,000,000+, major-studio franchise film... you've gotta feel like the sun rises and sets from your balls. <p> Trust me... I'm an absolute Bay-hater, through and through. But the son of a bitch is definitely living my dream life. If only his movies were good, then he'd have it completely.
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you got my respect
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