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Pics Of Penelope Cruz In Character For PIRATES 4!!

Published at:  Jul 27, 2010 3:18:13 PM CDT


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RadarOnline has a bunch of photos of Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz in character for the fourth PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN film - as far as I know this is our first look at Cruz as Angelica.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:20:53 PM CDT

    PENELOPE CRUZ'S BREASTS ARE FUCKING AMAZING!

    by isleptwithkathybatesandallthatigotwasthi

  • Jul 27, 2010 3:21:14 PM CDT

    FIRST!!

    by rplocke

    I just don't like Cruz. I can never understand a word she says. Will see the movie, though.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:21:57 PM CDT

    POTC 4 : Cruz Control

    by alan_poon

  • Jul 27, 2010 3:23:29 PM CDT

    Why are there 4 of these fucking movies?

    by galactic

  • Jul 27, 2010 3:23:59 PM CDT

    almost looks too clean

    by aka_gern_blanston

    for a pirate. Depp's dirty. throw some dirt on her. but as it doesn't look like a film shot maybe they're heading to the mud-slinging tent. as for the film, though I'll likely see it either way, I'm still not convinced there was a need for a 4th POTC film. maybe they'll get back to the fun of the original. we'll see.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:24:04 PM CDT

    dar beee a wench warthy of pouring my grog!

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

  • Jul 27, 2010 3:24:17 PM CDT

    They look like a couple of fucking pikies....

    by sam jacksons wig

    ... on their way to tarmac a few drives and sell a few pegs....something tells me Cruz will be fucking abhorent in this movie. Maybe its the hat.....

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:25:04 PM CDT

    did you really!?!

    by aka_gern_blanston

    try for a first? wow

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:25:23 PM CDT

    Penelope Cruz is fucking gorgeous.

    by dharma4

  • Jul 27, 2010 3:26:43 PM CDT

    no subject

    by fanofscottpilgrimfan

    I don't think the average AICN reader is placing this movie at the top of their Must See list, but hopefully it will be entertaining, and not just "entertaining enough" to be given a pass and give way to yet another "entertaining enough" sequel.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:29:01 PM CDT

    keira who??

    by nickbeta

  • Jul 27, 2010 3:29:35 PM CDT

    I Hate These Movies

    by crow3711

    I even hated the first one. In Theaters. As I watched it. So don't say I hate them cause they are popular or massive now. Just terrible movies. Depp is entertaining, no doubt. Geoffrey Rush fucking brought it in the first and third one. But other than that, garbage. Just the stupiest fucking stories and plots I've ever had to watch. The first one was just light hearted retardedness with skeletons and making up nonsense as they went along. Fine. Just not my cup of tea. I hate lighthearted retarded for the most part. But the next two amped themselves up with such a grand sense of mythology and epic weight, like these characters meant something, I just wanted to puke. So self-important. None of it ever made any sense anyways.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:30:07 PM CDT

    9 pieces of ten.....wait,what?

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

  • Jul 27, 2010 3:30:26 PM CDT

    Aweful Aweful Aweful

    by d o o d

    I was over these movies after the first one. Please stop making these!Johnny Depp has become a parody of himself!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:30:38 PM CDT

    Penelope Cruz' stardom eludes me

    by sonny_williams

    I was born and raised in San Antonio, and I can guarantee you that there are at least 10,000 Latinas in SA better-looking than her, and with much sexier voices.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:31:30 PM CDT

    Pikies...

    by jaylenotookmyjob

    ...tarmac a few... huh? To many Britishisms there bro, ease up, willya? Or give us the 411 on what you just said? Two countries separated by a common language, etc.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:31:50 PM CDT

    When is Depp making Lone Ranger?

    by teethgnasher

    Any news from comic-con about it?

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:36:38 PM CDT

    OH MY GOD

    by supermarch

    PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING DECENT IN THE UNIVERSE COLOUR CODE OR TAG MERRICK'S POSTS SO I DON'T CLICK THROUGH TO THIS KIND OF STUPIDITY EVER AGAIN. ITS LIKE HAVING SOME GUY THAT SENDS YOU CRAPPY FWD'S ALL THE TIME

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:37:50 PM CDT

    AU NATURAL TITIES

    by evilnik

    is this the natural tits disney was raving abt/

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:38:44 PM CDT

    Penelope Cruz is 1 Million times hotter than Keira Knightley

    by backrivercatfish

    That is all.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:38:48 PM CDT

    Knightley>Cruz

    by raskolnikov_was_framed

    Tits or no tits give me Keira every day of the week...something about that anorexic brit just does it for me

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:41:38 PM CDT

    The 1st one was great. 2nd one was good

    by rplocke

    3rd sucked because it was like FOUR hours long shit.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:41:49 PM CDT

    She'd look a lot better...

    by big_bad_wolf_in_caps

    ...with my balls on her chin

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:43:38 PM CDT

    Cruz is a fantastic actress

    by smudgewhat

    "Volver", "Broken Embraces" are 2 of my fave flicks. i'd watch her in anything.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:43:42 PM CDT

    Penelope sucked on Tom Cruise's PENIS

    by hiperaktiv

    I bet she swallowed his thetans.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:45:32 PM CDT

    I think this is gonna be my favourite pirates movie

    by tomimt

    hell, I even watched Banditas because of Cruz and Hayek. Oh, how I wish Hayek would be in this too.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:47:06 PM CDT

    I would prefer Catherine Zeta Jones

    by rplocke

    Her as a Pirate would bring the guys in.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:47:56 PM CDT

    titties look flat :(

    by christophernolan_s_big_cojones

  • Jul 27, 2010 3:49:49 PM CDT

    Hope they remember they're making a movie this time

    by performingmonkey

    You know, one with a plot that makes sense... They royally fucked up At World's End when it was actually setup quite nicely in the far superior Dead Man's Chest. Jack in the world of the dead should have been cut completely and instead he just fights his way out of the Kraken in the funny Jack way we expect, or Jack is revealed to be some other kind of entity of the sea that was protected. Fuck knows, ANYTHING would have been better than the direction they took. The Singapore stuff was ok and the 12 pirate lord thing would have worked if they hadn't dragged it out forever. The ending to Davey Jones and Calypso's story was pathetic. Not even and ending. Bill Nighy (and ofc ILM) totally BROUGHT IT to this series and he got an utterly lousy payoff for his troubles. DAMMIT!!! About 2 good scenes in At World's End.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:50:04 PM CDT

    I had to kill Disney because they made a mistake...

    by dickjones

    ...with Pirates 3 dragging on so damned long.

    Huge POTC fan,have been since the first,and hoping dropping off Elizabeth and Will will pay off.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:50:51 PM CDT

    The first one was a lot of fun...

    by chewtoy

    ...Then they buried themselves under their own mythology with the sequels. You can explain everything you need to know about the plot of the first one quite succinctly, while the sequels require tons of exposition to make a lick of sense. I have higher hopes for this one, since it's based on a pre-existing pirate novel that they're shoe-horning the characters into. Hopefully, that will mean the story has some decent structure and pacing.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 3:53:25 PM CDT

    I just splooged all over the pics.

    by fah-cue

    I love me some Penny. Gawd damn she's a hot piece!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:01:14 PM CDT

    I'll go if she's dressed as a wench

    by hapapapa72

    Otherwise,not so much.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:02:47 PM CDT

    hate her. don't care

    by macready452

    she sounds like fuckin Lil' Lupe."My puussy...is like a maseen."

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:05:51 PM CDT

    Get the poison out of your system Penelope!

    by backrivercatfish

  • Jul 27, 2010 4:06:42 PM CDT

    Ignore POTC 3

    by thommcg

    Just ignore it when it comes to POTC 4. Davy Jone was not turned into a ball-less lackey, the Kraken was not killed off-screen with a throwaway line, etc.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:18:30 PM CDT

    KEEP THIS UNDER TWO FUCKING HOURS

    by nasty in the pasty

    And NO CLIFFHANGER! Make it TOTALLY self-contained like the first movie.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:27:41 PM CDT

    "my pussy is like a ma-time"

    by bodacious_crumb

  • Jul 27, 2010 4:29:45 PM CDT

    "ma-tine"

    by bodacious_crumb

    Damned iPhone keyboard!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:35:43 PM CDT

    Just Penelope Cruz in a hat.

    by davidwebb

    I can't get excited about these films. Even if the supporting cast is great on paper - Rush, Nighy, Pryce etc.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:36:46 PM CDT

    THAR SHE BLOWS!

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    (my balls)

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:41:22 PM CDT

    WHY AM I TOTALLY NOT IMPRESSED? BFD!!!!!!!!

    by jonchambers

  • Jul 27, 2010 4:42:00 PM CDT

    If this is your idea of news -- YOU'VE JUMPED THE SHARK

    by jonchambers

  • Jul 27, 2010 4:44:52 PM CDT

    I WANNA STICK MY HEAD B'TWEEN HER TITTIES

    by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights

    They are really good breasticles.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:45:56 PM CDT

    Not Authentic Pirate Garb

    by thundarrrr

    I looked at the photos. There's a guy wearing a t-shirt and a girl in camo shorts. That makes no sense!

    POC is the greatest fucking movie series of all time. POC 4 will murder your face with awesomeness.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:46:33 PM CDT

    PLEASE STOP !!!!

    by danger_diabolik_

    Jerry Bruckheimer - PLEASE STOP!
    Johnny Depp - PLEASE STOP! Many people used to respect the fact that you used to actively avoid mainstream blockbuster drivel. The first was in various parts - delete as applicable - funny/enjoyable/good/cliched etc. Just like The Matrix - the first film gets ruined by the memory of two pieces of rubbish that followed!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:48:50 PM CDT

    ON STRANGER TIDES is a great book

    by palimpsest

    And yes, La Cruz has corking norks. Carry on.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:52:03 PM CDT

    Yeah, we don't need Pirates 4 we need more Kick Ass

    by rplocke

    type movies with zero plot and acting. Yawn.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:52:57 PM CDT

    Only the first one was any good

    by aversiontherapy2

    The last two films have been rubbish. It's like the Matrix trilogy again, the first one was great, imaginative and hugely enjoyable, but they utterly failed to live up to it in the sequels.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:52:58 PM CDT

    SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN

    by bringingsexyback

    That's why Cruise tried to get with her. I know, I know she's got a nice rack. But lady looks like a dude.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:54:04 PM CDT

    LOOKS LIKE A COUPLE OF COMIC-CON ATTENDEES AT THE BEACH

    by bringingsexyback

    I'm not excited!!!!!!!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 5:03:11 PM CDT

    COMPLETE PIECES OF SHIT

    by kwisatzhaderach

    You have to be metally retarded to enjoy those movies. Everytime I see Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley I want to kill them.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 5:08:49 PM CDT

    I am excited for the this one and at least LIKE...

    by jaka

    ...the first three. Love the first one. Seems to be a lot of hate rollin' around AICN the past week. S'all good. It goes in cycles I guess. Regardless of all that, looks like a GREAT gig! Look how happy all those people appear to be. I think working on a POTC movie in Hawaii has now been added to my wish list.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 5:08:54 PM CDT

    At least Gibbs is in it...

    by lao_che_air_freight

    Obviously having back Rush is must, that goes without saying, but am I the only one that dug the rest of the Black Pearl crew, and enjoyed that we got them in all the movies? Not so much the Sacco and Vanzetti, whatever the fuck their names were, Pinetti and C3PO, but Gibbs, Marty and the guy with the parrot were always around too, and I did like that they were in all the films. I will miss them in 4.Call me a chump, but I think the reveal shot with Gibbs passed out with a bottle on his chest sleeping on a pig is one of the biggest laughs of the series.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 5:09:45 PM CDT

    Cruz does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Penelope Cruz has great tits...
    You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 5:18:34 PM CDT

    I have a lot of time for the 1st movie

    by amazing maurice

    Ths original was way better than it ever had any right to be (a movie based on a themepark ride for fuck's sake!).It was jolly little adventure of pirates, zombies, cursed treasure and salty lashings of yo-ho-ho.I have no fucking idea what they were trying to do with the sequels though. Its almost like the makers thought they producing some kind of Lord of the Rings-style epic or something.Like I said in another talkback, the only good thing about the two sequels was the outstanding digital work on Davey Jones - it still looks incredible and is one of the few uses of CGi that I've genuinely been impressed by.But both movies sucked. I think this new film is basically an apology for them.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 5:24:32 PM CDT

    Cruz.

    by kontarsky

    FUCKING LOVED THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS. I'm actually going to see this film, considering the cast losing two wastes of fucking celluloid and picking up much better actors.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 5:26:01 PM CDT

    DON'T FIND HER ATTRACTIVE

    by j-dizzle

    And no, her tits are not that great. Want to see a girl with a great rack? Google Michelle Marsh or Sophie Howard or Keeley Hazel or Lucy Pinder. Now those are some tits!

    But Cruz? She just isn't hot. If they wanted a hot milf, then they should have gone for someone like Heidi Klum.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 5:27:54 PM CDT

    About time they had a Spaniard character.

    by creasybear

    Historically, they were running all over the place at the time. Lot harder to run across the British in the Caribbean.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 5:36:06 PM CDT

    Jack better get laid this time

    by mattmanreturns

    No more Orlando Bloom cockblockery.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 5:36:20 PM CDT

    Please, make it a stand-alone film!

    by catlettuce4

    No more artificially drawn out trilogies, please. Let's see if a 4th can stand on it's own, and if it's still got legs as a series, make another stand-alone part 5, and so on. Let them be a series of fun spinoff adventures from the heavy, overdone "trilogy"!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 5:37:30 PM CDT

    Oh, and...

    by catlettuce4

    Agreed with J-Dizzle! Google those at once.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 5:48:15 PM CDT

    @Crow3711

    by lemure_v2

    You hate the Pirates films so why'd you click on this link? Seriously, I'd love to know.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 5:49:25 PM CDT

    Boobies does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    J-Dizzle you speak the truth.. and your links are lovely.. but remember Cruz is not a model she's an actress. A hollywood actress.
    And in this era when big tits are disappearing from the silver screen she should be commended for still having a pair.
    Look at the once buxom Jennifer Connelly? Now, flat as a pancake. Denise Richards - ditto breast reduction. Angelina Jolie? dieted and over exercised herself till her tits were as bony as her arms.
    We need some real women up there. For the future of male entertainment. We need Cruz to swell up her chest with pride and take some salty sea men on in this movie.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 5:52:29 PM CDT

    CRUZ... Fat, Short, and Droopy.

    by theblight

    YUCKY Chick.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 6:02:06 PM CDT

    Should've got Paz Vega instead.

    by shermdawg

  • Jul 27, 2010 6:22:22 PM CDT

    Oh sherm i was about to say that

    by phategod2

    I love Paz Vega and find her a million times more attractive, the funny thing is how similar she is to Cruz.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 6:23:39 PM CDT

    TheBLIGHT

    by screwbini

    You don't have to like her, but to call Cruz FAT is insane!!! Only compared to a flat-chested, no-ass having stick like Keira Knightly could Penelope Cruz be considered fat! You guys who think every woman who is not anorexic is fat baffle the hell out of me!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 6:26:36 PM CDT

    kwisatzhaderach

    by mattmanreturns

    Consider me "metally" retarded then.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 6:26:47 PM CDT

    THIS MOVIE WILL BE LIKE LOST'S "ACROSS THE SEA"

    by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights

    At the beginning, people will think "What the fuck is this...?"By the middle, they'll be shouting "This is fucking pointless!" at the screen.Nobody will be around at the end because they'll all be taking a shit to make themselves feel better.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 6:35:40 PM CDT

    Here is some Love to battle the Hate:

    by randysavage

    I really like all 3 of these films... equally.

    And I DON'T think that anyone who hates them is a stupid bastard.

    So there.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 6:37:58 PM CDT

    @Theblight

    by lemure_v2

    You think Cruz is fat, short and ugly (?). Unless, you're dating Mary Elizabeth Winstead, you're talking out of your ass - and you're not dating Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Let's see your girlfriend!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 6:39:09 PM CDT

    RandySavage, that's cuz you're "metally" retarded

    by mattmanreturns

  • Jul 27, 2010 6:40:38 PM CDT

    Yes, silly Disney...

    by lemure_v2

    they should have gone with that well-known award-winning actress, Lucy Pinder, instead. What were they thinking? Why not go the whole way and get Merilyn Sakova in. I mean, if you nerds just want breasts...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 6:44:03 PM CDT

    I am definitely 'metally' retarded...

    by randysavage

    and that's a good thing...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 6:45:52 PM CDT

    Of course these same people think Zooey is hot

    by rplocke

  • Jul 27, 2010 6:49:03 PM CDT

    Johnny Depp got to eat.

    by mistergreen

  • Jul 27, 2010 7:02:54 PM CDT

    Lizzy Caplan > Zooey

    by mattmanreturns

  • Jul 27, 2010 7:22:56 PM CDT

    Maybe she took the role just to have fun

    by leo54304

    Cruz really goes all out in her roles and has taken some intense ones. Think she took role because it'd be fun. If you were an actor and you were offered the chance to do the pirates movie wouldn't you?

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  • Jul 27, 2010 7:25:10 PM CDT

    Totally, Mattman.

    by tedkordlives

    She was one of the best things about HOT TUB TIME MACHINE. Damn I wanted that movie to be way funnier than it was.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 7:26:48 PM CDT

    cruz has boobies?

    by brabon300

    they arent as good as gugino's...she is the only reason i am going to see sucker punch...and it better have lots of cleavage, or im gonna throttle snyder

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  • Jul 27, 2010 7:29:22 PM CDT

    she wasnt in hot tub time machine

    by brabon300

    you are thinking the grownups...and that was salma hayak...whose boobs should be bronzedi love latin boobies

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  • Jul 27, 2010 7:31:41 PM CDT

    Personally I never liked the first film, it always

    by southafricanguy

    felt too watered down to me and had no where near the Monkey Island vibe I was hoping for (anyone that ever played that game will know its influence on POTC, and will know what im talking about). I dont know if it was due to lack of money the first time or because Disney was playing it safe. But either way I have never understood the love for the first film, imho its the weakest. Noiw the sequals, another story altogehter for me, they really feel like just one big blast of imagination, and the production design is amazing. Imho they also do what good sequals should, greatly expand the universe/world in which the filnm takes place, while adding new characters. I agree that Bloom and Kneightly were two black holes of charisma, and often annoying, but Depp and Rush made up for it, and Bill Nigh's Davy Jones is a fucking awsome villain, with some of the best cgi ever done. Literally fools the eye...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 7:33:56 PM CDT

    Alos, I must say, what is it exactly that some

    by southafricanguy

    people dont get about the Pirates sequals story wise? So many claim the films made no sense, I would to have that expalined to me, because unless you have difficulty keeping up with a plot more complex than a saturday morning cartton, I just dont ge tthe confusion

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  • Jul 27, 2010 7:44:54 PM CDT

    I am actually fine with us getting another, But

    by southafricanguy

    i Think its a very good idea that its a stand alone adventure, and the addition of Cruz and Ian Mcshane is pretty cool imho. Not to mention Cruz's magnificent boobs...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 7:45:57 PM CDT

    Has anyone read the book by Tim Powers this

    by southafricanguy

    is based on? Im just wondering if its any good.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:11:10 PM CDT

    I've always found Penelope Cruz kind of gross

    by kal reeve

    The latina bombshell for me is Maria Conchita Alonzo (80s era)

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:29:42 PM CDT

    southafricanguy

    by rplocke

    Watered down? It was from Disney. You know, they usually do the fluffy cartoon animals? It was pretty dark for Disney, which is why I liked it.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:33:13 PM CDT

    Brabon 3000

    by tedkordlives

    I just re-watched it the other day. Lizzy Kaplan is the Spin reporter that John Cusack ends up with. Try checking the facts next time.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:34:09 PM CDT

    Ok, she's kinda pretty, and kinda sensual...

    by jethrobodine

    but she bares a striking resemblance to an ostrich...

    http://becauseitreallyispersonal.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/ostrich.jpg

    http://img.listal.com/image/447068/600full-penelope-cruz.jpg

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:34:59 PM CDT

    Oh, I see.

    by tedkordlives

    You think I'm talking about Cruz. See where I referred to an earlier post in my original subjuct line? Ok, misunderstanding over. Moving on...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:43:28 PM CDT

    RPlock.....I meant watered down in terms of

    by southafricanguy

    cpmparing it to its obvious influences such as Monkey Island, thats all dude. Imho the sequals were darker (which I liked very much), but they were much more like the aforementioned inspirations, and thus more surreal and imaginative imho compared to the first film...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:44:36 PM CDT

    Cruz is nt particularly beautiful per se, more

    by southafricanguy

    sexy I think, and thats better in some ways...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:54:06 PM CDT

    Paulina Rubio border girl beauty

    by leo54304

    Singer from Mexico. Great voice, awesome body. Bounce a coin off any part of her body. On her CD "Border Girl" does a female cover of the Kiss song, "I was made for loving you" and its throaty, animal good.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:54:39 PM CDT

    Is Scott Pilgrim a cabin boy in this?

    by leo54304

  • Jul 27, 2010 8:59:31 PM CDT

    Loved the 1st Pirates, liked the 2nd and 3rd...

    by jjwalrus

    The first one was near perfect. Even more miraculous considering that it was based on a Disney ride! Although 2 & 3 were uneven and movies I don't want to revisit too often I loved what they were going for. I'd watch them take another crack at it. Overall the movies are pretty fun.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:12:00 PM CDT

    I actually like the second Pirates

    by rplocke

    It began just great with Wil looking for Jack Sparrow, and the scene on the island with the cannibals is excellent. I liked the bar fight scene too. The ending with Barbossa is fantastic.

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  • rapidshare all the way baby,all the way.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:27:06 PM CDT

    Pirates1=great,Pirates2=surprisingly good sequel

    by killik

    Pirates3=god awfully terrible.
    and you know what annoyed me the fuck in no3? that they turned a WASP chick not only the boss of the chinese pirates but the boss of all the foreign pirates.Yes i know that the Hollywood eventually had to make the female protagonist a stronger and more important character to the plot of the story,after all we live in the era of feminism and we also need to keep satisfied the female demographic of an adventure movie's audience no?,but do they have to make her the leader of the chinese pirates by replacing the coolest chinese super-star actor who had only a brief appearance in the flick? what the fuck is this shit?
    i guess we do live in the era of feminism but not in the era of tolerance.fuckers.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:41:34 PM CDT

    Yeah, I thoroughly enjoyed 2.

    by themarinebiologist

    It was a fun pirate film about hunting for buried treasure. On par with 1 in my book.

    World's End was shit, though. You haters can have that one. And the reason it was bad was the ramping up/continuation of EVER plot line started in 1 and 2. With those all tied up and the "trilogy" finished, I feel safe in my assumption that Stranger Tides should be able to do well.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:41:36 PM CDT

    I'm not convinced on Rob Marshall.

    by the_genteel_gentile

    And I'm one of the few that really liked Memoirs Of A Geisha! But Nine verged on aweful and was certainly quite pedestrian in style. Adventure films, just like musicals, are all about creativity within the chorography. Where as Verbinski showed great flare for old fashioned slapstick comedy chorography and rhythms on his very first fearure Mouse Hunt, Marshall has had ample opportunity to indulge himself with big time studio musicals Chicago and Nine, yet has come up short each time. Dudes no Busby Berkeley, that's for sure. But seeing as he's got all of Verbinski's core crew back, it'll likely work out. Dariusz Wolski and Hans Zimmer will go along way in legitimizing Marshall's tenor. However I think the lack of Rick Heinrichs' production design will be felt.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:50:35 PM CDT

    Too cgi! She's had a kid! She doesn't drink!

    by ultratron

    She's a boooooooooooooring, mom. Then again maybe doesn't drink means smokes pot and is a nympho-maniac.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:52:25 PM CDT

    Cabin Boy 2 would be fresher than this shit

    by ultratron

  • Jul 27, 2010 9:56:42 PM CDT

    Depp and Cruz reunite 10 years since Blow

    by excelciyour

    Now THAT was a hell of a film. Good to see them back together.

    I enbjoyed the first three Pirates flicks as well. I even tried to sneak some water from the Pirates ride in Disneyworld back home on the plane FFS! The series still has legs and Disney knows it.

    Depp is bankable AND talented. So is Disney going to try to plant the seed for another trilogy or is this a one-off?

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:01:17 PM CDT

    You aholes are actually calling Penelope Ugly?

    by mistergreen

    You only wish you can sit next to a girl like that.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:12:48 PM CDT

    Decisions

    by cobbio

    I like Penelope Cruz. She's crazy hot, yes, with a friendly smile and surprisingly big boobs, yet also happens to be quite a good actress. "Volver," anyone? If you think Cruz is all flash and no talent, see that film. It'll change your mind about her, guaranteed. She really did a great job in that film.
    As for "Pirates 4"... I'm not terribly down with it. The first movie wasn't bad, since I like Johnny Depp in almost anything, but I just don't care that much about the story. Didn't do much for me at all. Therefore I skipped the second and third movies altogether and still have no desire to see them.
    That said, I know this is a popular series and wish Marshall well on the fourth film.
    And now that I know Penelope Cruz is in it... damn. Ah, decisions, decisions.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:25:39 PM CDT

    TheMarineBiologist

    by rplocke

    The ship comedy in Number 2 was great too. I like how the Black Pearl gets reintroduced with Jack running towards the boat.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:25:44 PM CDT

    if you consider that piece of dwarf,mouse meat hot

    by killik

    then i guess your dicks have gathered mountains of dust from inactivity.She was super hot when she was younger and still working in Spain.Just go and watch her in that spanish flick where Banderas (i think) keeps fucking her throughout the whole movie.she was pure fire and nothing like what she is nowadays.sure nobody will say no for a night with her,but that doesnt make her prettier.ask Tom Cruise.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:30:13 PM CDT

    Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley?

    by heyscot

    They're not in this one?

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:50:38 PM CDT

    Heyscot...no my friend they are not. And pers

    by southafricanguy

    onally, I think thats a very good thing as their story had no where left to go after the events of pirates 3. Plus they were always the least interesting characters by far imho...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:51:31 PM CDT

    Rplocke.....totally agree dude, the comdey

    by southafricanguy

    was pretty funny in DMC.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:53:35 PM CDT

    I cant even name a favorite scene in 3.

    by rplocke

    But, I did like the whirlpool battle. That was amazing.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:59:40 PM CDT

    If the first 3 are supposed to mime the 3 original Star Wars Fil

    by beyondthunderdome2girls1cupbillcosby

    then I hope this next one is like Raiders of the lost ark.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:24:35 PM CDT

    Wow. Short, barely-intelligible woman in hat.

    by biggusdickus

    My life is now complete.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:34:19 PM CDT

    Blow is one of the shittest,

    by joely_boy

    most boring films ever made. Don't remind me of that piece of crap.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 12:16:32 AM CDT

    Southafricanguy:

    by heyscot

    Yeah, I agree they didn't really have anywhere to go after the end of 3. . .I guess it's just odd to me in terms of continuity. Like they could've taken a backseat from a character POV and been more supporting role type.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 12:56:44 AM CDT

    PoTC suffered for the same reason The Matrix trilogy did

    by penhapus

    the first ones are fantastic fresh films, entertaining and fun, but the sequels suffer badly from the powers-that-be trying to make them 'worthy'and full of 'meaning' rather than popcorn fun.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 3:08:14 AM CDT

    Joely_Boy, if Blow is the shittiest film you've seen

    by mattmanreturns

    I envy you.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 3:12:47 AM CDT

    Dead Man's Chest is notable for it's awesome cliffhanger

    by mattmanreturns

    Keira making out with and subsequently murdering Jack, and then that final shot of Barbossa is fucking awesome. But it needs about twenty minutes shaved off of the first half, specifically the cannibal nonsense, which just goes on forever. Jack getting fruit thrown at him is extremely tedious. Also, there's one rolling cage too many. It all gets a bit redundant. Still, it's a fun movie, if a bit bloated.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 3:44:41 AM CDT

    She could shiver my timbers

    by templar

    Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    She can walk on my plank.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 3:56:43 AM CDT

    The 2 bloated sequels destroyed my love for Pirates.

    by mr nicholas

  • Jul 28, 2010 4:24:18 AM CDT

    when i read the headline i thought the pic would be hotter

    by dioxholsterreturns

    i thought she will be as hot as those History channel pirate doc babes but this pic is not

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  • Jul 28, 2010 4:29:22 AM CDT

    JayLeno

    by sam jacksons wig

    How's it going matey?
    Pikie is a derogatory term for Gypsy or travelling person. Not the kind who walk about with horses and carts, but the scruffy type you get in Englandwho always seem to have flash cars but live in caravans with 30 other family members, don't wash and are predominately Irish. Have you seen the Guy Richie movie Snatch? Well, Brad Pitt played a Pikie in that. See it. You will understand what I mean. Tarmac is a substance that is used to surface roads and driveways (the very hard black stuff, also called Macadam.)Pikies generally tour neighbourhoods looking to tarmac driveways VERY badly and fleece people out of their money, fuck off with the cash after a piss poor job never to be seen again. And you thought that Jehovahs Witnesses were bad knocking on your door....

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  • Jul 28, 2010 6:46:35 AM CDT

    Hey ! It's Boy George

    by ptsdpete

    Plus Rico Mambo = DISNEYMARVELFAIL

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  • Jul 28, 2010 8:00:10 AM CDT

    I've never seen Ms Cruz look worse.

    by fireclown

    I don't know what they did to her.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 8:20:25 AM CDT

    Johnny Depp is a fucking sell-out

    by ryderdvs

    He was much better before he started making these idiotic PIRATES films. He and Burton need to make another ED WOOD.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 8:33:13 AM CDT

    FIlm News: A Depressing Addiction...

    by darth_von_stroheim

    I've been following movie news religiously throughout my entire adult life (an most of my teen years) and I have to say it: the older I get the more this shit depresses the fuck out of me. Daily I subject myself to the pain of Hollywood's mockery of cinema lovers with increasingly mediocre and sometimes blood-curdlingly goddawful crap. Remake after senseless remake; pointless sequel after pointless sequel; ass-bad adaptation after ass-bad adaption. It feels like decades pass between anything remarkable or even watchable. It's going to be a long while before anything even remotely as good as "Inception" comes around. :-( /// POTC 1 was surprisingly entertaining given the we all thought it was going to suck shit; POTC 4 won't be anything other than pure shit- the Jack Sparrow character is no longer fun or even slightly amusing... he is just a sad assclown of a character who is probably reviled by Mr. Depp as much as he is by audiences.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 8:39:41 AM CDT

    At World's End was absolutely ATROCIOUS!

    by return_of_fett

    I went in thinking it was going to be awesome because I love the first 2, particularly the original. Instead it was nonsensical horshit. Yeah a pirate is going to give his whole fleet to the whore he just tried to rape. And yes all she needs to do is tell his first mate that and he'll believe her. FUCKING HELL! And the whole movie is like that!

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  • Jul 28, 2010 8:47:21 AM CDT

    This series is fucked out. Must be paying Depp in Islands

    by 2for2true

    there can't be enough money in this for him...

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  • Jul 28, 2010 8:57:25 AM CDT

    Spanish breasts

    by cuervojones

    Our greatest exportation. ¡Arriba esas tetas!

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  • Jul 28, 2010 9:03:49 AM CDT

    Javier Bardem is

    by pancho_villa

    one lucky Spaniard.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 9:28:55 AM CDT

    Javier is lucky indeed.

    by mojoman69

    id give a left nut to chew on those puppies.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 9:30:02 AM CDT

    maybe the next Pirates movie will feature the Muppets

    by mojoman69

    Could only make it better.........

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  • Jul 28, 2010 10:24:14 AM CDT

    Are you sure it's them

    by abominable snowcone

    and not Rusted Root?

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  • Jul 28, 2010 10:39:52 AM CDT

    To the TB'er who referenced "Lil Lupe"

    by conspiracy

    My fucking hats off to you...Excellent Porn comparison.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 10:48:17 AM CDT

    And honestly...was a "Wench" really needed for this?

    by conspiracy

    Or did they just shove one in for the obligatory T&A? To be serious and on topic for a second...Just make it Jack and Barbossa being fucking pirates and write a script up to the abilities of the talent and we'll have a fun movie.Ok...now back to talking about boobs and hot latina gash.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 12:18:58 PM CDT

    World's End is my favorite...

    by billyeveryteen

    Just pay attention, it's great.The Davy Jones/Calypso thing is the darkside of the Turner/Swann story. Bitch chose not to show up after 10 years, he rats her out and becomes a tentacle douchebag. He even recognized Will&Liz's parallel, and skewers him. What a dick.Becket's death stands out as a truly beautiful moment, as well as the matrimonial kiss. Will's kid is just heartbreaking. Jack and Barbossa are fucking great too.Oh and Fett, He thought she was Calypso, hence the rape and promotion.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 12:25:59 PM CDT

    Damn she looks Gooood

    by cgih8r

  • Jul 28, 2010 12:30:03 PM CDT

    It would be cool if the Muppets were in this

    by cgih8r

    Hell yea it would make it better!

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  • Jul 28, 2010 12:44:12 PM CDT

    in costume ≠ in character

    by treadwell

    just sayin

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  • Jul 28, 2010 1:30:31 PM CDT

    hiperaktiv

    by weylandyutani

    LOL Thanks dude! That was the funniest thing I have read all day. You win this talkback.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 1:33:05 PM CDT

    "Johnny Depp is a fucking sell-out"

    by mattmanreturns

    He'd be an idiot NOT to sell out, for as much as he gets paid for these movies. Depp still makes smaller movies though (Rum Diary). And Sparrow is a character perfectly suited to his quirky style.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 1:39:03 PM CDT

    RPLocke

    by weylandyutani

    Yeah... I'd have to agree with you about PotC vs Kick Ass. Sadly I doubt this will happen. Kick Ass' returns were modest at best, while the PotC series has been a financial juggernaut to date. There is more risk with PotC, but the payoff for all involved is potentially huge. Kick Ass was a little film that no studio would finance and as it turns out, they didn't know how to distribute it either.

    A shame.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 2:03:53 PM CDT

    CHICK WITH GREEN CAMO CAP >>> PENELOPE CRUZ

    by j-dizzle

    They should have given Cruz' role to the hottie wearing the green cap, dark blue top, and white shorts. Instead we get a chick with witch's nose, slug lips, and an annoying lisp.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 2:30:46 PM CDT

    ROBOCOP remake cancelled!!!

    by obnoxiouscamper

    Dammit!!! I was really looking forward to this! Aronofsky+Robocop=Win
    http://bit.ly/9gNwsf

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  • Jul 28, 2010 2:32:28 PM CDT

    Bruce Lee died for this??

    by bettercallsaul

    Penelope take off your clothes!!

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  • Jul 28, 2010 3:05:09 PM CDT

    Kick Ass failed because it wasn't engaging

    by mattmanreturns

    All the Hit Girl / Nic Cage parts were amazing, and if the movie had focused on them, it would've been a huge hit. Instead, it centers on a lethargic teen, and equally sleepy villains. The movie got too "talky," and not in a good way (Inglourious Basterds). I didn't hate it, but I just couldn't get into it.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 3:19:33 PM CDT

    I hope it's better than Pirates 3

    by disfigurehead

    What a pile of shit that was.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 3:30:13 PM CDT

    Scarlett... touche

    by mattmanreturns

  • Jul 28, 2010 4:26:34 PM CDT

    So Penelope and Johnny went to the beach...

    by asimovlives

    ... is this supposed to be news? Since when AICN became THE SUN?

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  • Jul 28, 2010 4:28:42 PM CDT

    WeylandYutani

    by rplocke

    Pirates has a HUGE fan base because young and old people alike love it. I was lucky enough to attend sneak previews of the last two Pirates movies, and every seat was filled with kids and adults.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 4:30:17 PM CDT

    Sonny_Williams

    by asimovlives

    Those latinas are mexicans. Penelope Cruz is spanish. Yes, there is a difference between the mexicans and the spanish, you american gringos.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 4:31:32 PM CDT

    The first Pirates movie worked really well

    by asimovlives

    The two sequels, while they had some good stuff in it, they just tried too hard.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 4:35:17 PM CDT

    MattmanReturns

    by asimovlives

    You know, i do want this next Pirates movie to flop. Becasue that way, it wouldmake 3 flops in a row for Jerry Bruckboy. And few things bring me more joy and happiness about the movies then to see a Jerry Bruckboy movie fail miserably at the box office. and this yea,r i saw TWO Bruckboy's movies fail miserably at he box office, while the champion is one of the smartest, well made, original movie of the last 10 years called INCEPTION. Last year it brough me cinematic misery and pain,this year it brings me joy and happiness. Where all years like this. Well, with more good movie,s of course, because besides INCEPTION and a few other smaller more obscure movies (like VALHALLA RISING), the blockbusters this year are nothing to write home about.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 4:46:34 PM CDT

    Asi !!!! welcome back mate

    by killik

    where have you been?

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  • Jul 28, 2010 5:03:09 PM CDT

    KilliK

    by asimovlives

    It's called vacations.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 5:05:19 PM CDT

    so you do have a life after all

    by killik

  • Jul 28, 2010 6:45:47 PM CDT

    KilliK

    by asimovlives

    Yeah, job, fiscal responsabilities and all. More then can be said about the JarJar Abrams' fanboys.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 6:51:34 PM CDT

    Was hoping she'd look more wench-ish

    by d.vader

  • Jul 28, 2010 7:23:48 PM CDT

    D.Vader

    by asimovlives

    Mayne she is a puritan pirate. The puritans were the only people who bathed regulary back then.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 7:57:39 PM CDT

    Asi...hows it going dude? Btw I have wanted

    by southafricanguy

    to ask you to please clarify for me how exactly Portugal is different from Spain, as in culturally, politically, linguistically etc....And what is the relationship like between the Spanish and Portugeuse?

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  • Jul 28, 2010 7:57:45 PM CDT

    You like dawgs???

    by tikidonkeypunch

  • Jul 28, 2010 7:59:17 PM CDT

    Dvader....tota;l;y with you there dude, I was

    by southafricanguy

    also hoping she would be more wenchie looking, not least of all so those glorious boobs could be shown off a bit more (really you can never have enough of boobs being shown off)...

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  • Jul 28, 2010 8:00:37 PM CDT

    But I gotta say, really interesting what Barb

    by southafricanguy

    ossa is wearing, looks like some kind of naval uniform (there are a lot more pictures at screenrant.com, including pictures of Rush as Barbossa, and he looks really different)

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  • Jul 28, 2010 8:32:49 PM CDT

    Hate it All News

    by cricklewood

    Ah! so this is the site where 90% of talkbackers fling vitriol and hate around, and, (to quote Kev) endlessly discuss movies the claim to hate, yet, can't stop talking about... Bloody hell, they're movies. I wish you lot were this vocal about George Bush. POTC films were entertaining. Were they shakespeare? No. Were they important? NO. Were they fun? Yeah. Thus, I like em.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 8:48:07 PM CDT

    southafricanguy

    by asimovlives

    Believe it, the diferences are immense. Though there could be some superficial similiaritude,s the differences are enough to not make a mistake about confusing the two. For starters, there isn't exactly a spanish people per se, because spain is a colelction of different countries with different people living under the same country name. In fac,t the real name of spain is THE UNITED KINGDOM OF SPAIN. The portuguese and Portugal is just the only people and country that mananged to stay independet from Spain. The other iberian people which has the closest direct relation, culturally and linguistic, are the Gallicians, which speak a different dialect of portuguese, and not at all a language related to spanish (though some gallicians out of pride try to claim that gallician is an indeepdent languag,e in truth it's a dialect of portuguese). spain is made of different people: Galicians, asturians, basques, catallans, arangoenzes, castellanos and andaluzians. Each have a distinctive culture, different from each other. All they have in common is they use the same common language, called castellano, which most people call spanish. But the basques, gallicians and catalans have their own independent language, which is now being brough back and started to be retaught as schools. The point of my long winded post is that there is no true spanish people or spanish culture per se. Most of what you think is spanish culture is in fact justa representation of Madrid's culture and way of life, whioch is not even representative of the whole of Castilla, much less the whole of Spain. And Portugal is even more different. If you have to point to oen important aspect of portuguese culture, is that we are a far more sea oriented people thenthe spanish, which,for all their exploits in the americas and the discoveries, were a much more lang people. The portuguese absorved much more international influences then the spanish throughout history, We the portuguese have had always a much diorect relationships with other countries like England and France, our traditional allies against Spain. Spain used and still is in many ways much more closed to foreign influences and international relationships, while Portugal was always much more open, again because of the sea and how important it is for our culture and history. When Portugal closed itself to the world from 1932 to 1975, that was an aberration in our own history. Spoain, on the contrary, has always been pretty proudful of it's own self-isolation toward things from afar. Which in many ways is a contrdiction, becaue Spanish cultyure is indeed influenced by may elements, none more strongly then the moorish occupation of the Andaluzia for over 1000 years of it's histiory, which still reflects tremendously.If you ask what are the differences between the portuguese and the spanish, i say a bloody hell of a lot. Portuguese food and wines are better, for starters. So much so, many stuff sold as spanish for abroad markets are in fact produced and grown in Portugal, just stamped spanish. They take advantage to the fact that internationally Portugal's products are not yet very well known.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 8:51:09 PM CDT

    southafricanguy

    by asimovlives

    As for the typical relationship between portuguese and spanish, it's the typical attitude between neibour people who in the past used to waged war with each other: cordial but suspicious. The fact that the spanish can be bullish and have an attitude that borders on arrogant doesn't help. But that might be the older generations, i find the younger spanish much more easy going and friendly.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 9:13:00 PM CDT

    Also, the Portuguese don't know how

    by dennis_moore

    to turn on their spellcheckers.

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  • Jul 28, 2010 10:48:31 PM CDT

    Asimov...hmm, very interesting. I must admit

    by southafricanguy

    to having found a number of Spanish people I have met quite arrogant. But as you say thats very contradictory that they are proud of their isolation when they are indeed so influenced by North Afrivan culture...

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  • Jul 28, 2010 10:51:56 PM CDT

    Asimov...would you say Cruz is wearing Spani

    by southafricanguy

    sh style clothing of the period in that picture?

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  • Jul 28, 2010 10:55:23 PM CDT

    Asimov....do you know, or have you ever playe

    by southafricanguy

    d the Monkey Island games? Or have you read Tim Powers book upon which this POTC is based "on stranger tides"?

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  • Jul 29, 2010 12:29:42 AM CDT

    And Asi..how exactly did Portugal remain

    by southafricanguy

    independent from the united Kingdom of Spain?

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  • Jul 29, 2010 3:23:27 AM CDT

    Stranger Tides was a cool book

    by mattmanreturns

    They'll have to change quite a few things to fit Sparrow and the gang into the story, but it's a great starting point. I'm cautiously optimistic.

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  • Jul 29, 2010 3:29:01 AM CDT

    Asimov, I feel ya, but...

    by mattmanreturns

    I'm pretty sure this won't flop. Even if it sucks, it'll still have a massive opening weekend (As The Lost World taught us). I personally hope this is a stand alone story, and has more of the serial feel of the Indiana Jones movies. And I can't help but be excited about Ian McShane as Blackbeard.

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  • Jul 29, 2010 8:17:29 AM CDT

    SAG

    by rogueleader66

    Hey bro how's it going? I really enjoyed Kick-Ass....

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  • Jul 29, 2010 8:22:26 AM CDT

    Pirates sequels blew it...

    by i am rocko

    ...yes they made a fucking boatload of money, and people seem to love them but the sequels should have gone the Indiana Jones route with the Jack Sparrow character. Instead they had to tie all the original characters and plot threads from the first movie, make the relationships "darker more complex". Hell this action adventure escapist fun. I enjoy the first, think the other two are utter shite and am glad that I watched them on DVD on which rental was paid for by my sister...

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  • Jul 29, 2010 9:22:59 AM CDT

    Rouge......cool dude, I enjoyed it for the first

    by southafricanguy

    two thirds, but I did nt like the last act. I really feel the film shat all over itself. After clearly setting up that we were seeing a film set in the "real world" and that things would play out the way they really would. The movie became the very comic book cartoon that it says it isnt. All of a sudden Hit girl can dodge bullets when running down a hallway that has numerous guys shooting at her (unless they are worse shots than the average Stormtrooper), has the ability to do Matrix like laws of pysics bending stuff like reloading gun clips in mid air, and overpower grown men (bearing in mind she slike what? 11?). And the final straw was the fucking jet pack for me. Such a pity, why could nt they resist the urge to have a big ridiculous finale? I still liked it and thought it was entertaining, but I really wish it didnt shit the bed in the last 20 mins like that...Just my two cents Rouge....

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  • Jul 29, 2010 9:23:33 AM CDT

    Anyway.....how you doing otherwise buddy?

    by southafricanguy

  • Jul 29, 2010 9:51:15 AM CDT

    SAG

    by rogueleader66

    Well, I have been better, although I have a job, my financial situation is dire, at this moment there are some very basic essentials that I do not have in my house that should never ever be not there, I won't say what because quite frankly it's too embarrassing to say. That's how bad it is right now. I get paid today but it means nothing, every cent I have has to go to rent. Anyways enough of my crying like a bitch....While I agree that Kick-Ass did go a bit over the top at the end, it did not kill the experience for me, I thought the end was just fine, the physics thing was stretching it a bit, but in the end I found the entire movie quite enjoyable from start to finish, and to be quite honest I was not expecting to enjoy it as much as I did....I did not go in thinking i was gonna hate it, I just figured it was gonna be just a fun but forgettable comic book movie, and was pleased to have been surprised. Nothing much on tap for the weekend, my kids want to see Diary Of A Wimpy Kid, so I am getting it for them, and honestly I kinda want to see it myself, so I'll be watching it with them. How's all by you? Still hot as hell there? It's cooled down a tiny bit here, but still too hot.

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