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Capone at Comic-Con: MACHETE Taco Truck Party preview, with Trejo and a pair of Rodriguezes serving up some exclusive footage!!!

Published at:  Jul 22, 2010 5:29:42 AM CDT


Hey, folks. Capone in Chicago here, just about to attempt sleep before the first full day of Comic-Con. I wanted to drop a quick note on those attending about something deliciously weird and fun going on at Comic-Con tonight (Thursday), courtesy of MACHETE director Robert Rodriguez, a couple of his cast members, and the good folks at Fox.

As part of the unveiling of some juicy, mouth-watering footage from the film, Fox will be parking the MACHETE Taco Truck at the 5 Star Parking Lot, corner of 5th Avenue and J Street. From 5pm to 8pm, Rodriguez and the film's stars Danny Trejo and Michelle Rodriguez will be serving up some tasty tacos (while supplies last) free from a truck custom designed by graffiti artist Mr. Cartoon to anyone who can get up to the front of the line before they run out.

After the free tacos, at a MACHETE party that starts at 9pm, Rodriguez and his cast will show exclusive MACHETE footage on a giant outdoor movie screen in the parking lot. The party to follow will include DJs, dancers, live graffiti artists, and more tacos (and beer)! Some lucky fans will get limited edition posters and commemorative t-shirts. And you need to be 21 or over to get into this thing.

I've heard from people that know him best that Robert Rodriguez is quite the chef, so I can't wait to see what tacos from his truck taste like. I'll be at the party toward the tail end, but the plan is to attend. Hope to see a bunch of Comic-Con attendees on hand. Events like this make the evenings after the hours of panels seem a whole lot more fun.



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  • Jul 22, 2010 5:34:40 AM CDT

    Wish we could be there...

    by charlie & tex

    ...but the UK is a long way away. Sounds like people are going to have a blast!

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  • Jul 22, 2010 5:46:24 AM CDT

    Move Comicon To Vegas!

    by manos

    Bigger, better convention center, not to mention the resorts. Somebody should start a campaign.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 6:40:31 AM CDT

    Soft Shell or Hard?

    by forest_whitakers_facegrease

    No way am I eating crumbly-ass hard-shell Machete tacos and ruining my outfit.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 22, 2010 8:02:33 AM CDT

    It's San Diego

    by right bastard

    Soft Shell! That's baja style.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 8:11:55 AM CDT

    I don't know...

    by wampa 1

    ...but it sure smells good!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 22, 2010 8:46:48 AM CDT

    Plenty of nice tacos in Machete

    by nasty in the pasty

    Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez...

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  • Jul 22, 2010 9:23:45 AM CDT

    the taco meat is ROSE MCGOWAN!!!!!

    by six demon bag

    dont eat it!!! shes been with marilyn manson!!!!

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  • Jul 22, 2010 9:46:15 AM CDT

    Rodriguez granting wishes with his taco-flavored kisses.

    by throughthebrokenwindowwithdancindelroyli

    I need to make a run for the border. If you pay, I'll take off my top. Do you remember what I want to order? Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop! ...and don't forget the hot sauce, CHULLO.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 9:55:49 AM CDT

    112,214th

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 22, 2010 9:57:56 AM CDT

    Mmmm, tacos and loose meat...

    by flickapoo

    ...had to plant my flag just once.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 22, 2010 9:59:24 AM CDT

    ¡vamanos perras!

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 22, 2010 10:00:52 AM CDT

    I had tacos last night for dinner

    by stlost

    and tacos now! I'm in heaven!

    Next stop, the toilet!

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:02:31 AM CDT

    take that perras

    by macready452

  • Jul 22, 2010 10:11:44 AM CDT

    Drop the Chalupa!

    by stabby

    I owe the Taco Bell Chihuahua 50 cents.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 22, 2010 10:12:43 AM CDT

    Later Peebs, gotsta go.

    by white_vader

    Flick, I replied before the jump.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:13:16 AM CDT

    photos of Mr Cartoon's art on the taco truck, please

    by deelzbub

    It is sure to be awesome!

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:19:58 AM CDT

    Another great AsimovLives post (from Massa's InceptionBack)

    by stabby

    So, let me get this straight:
    by AsimovLivesJul 16th, 2010
    11:18:50 AM Massa makes a huge big fuzz about what he things is some bad 3 seconds in a great movie that last for about 160 minutes. And yet, he did nothing but praise for Jar Jar Abrams's FUCKING HORRIBLE PIEC EOF SHIT TREK whihc 122 minutes of complete shit from star to finish. Who can understand this dude? Science is yet to explain the way Massa's mind works. There's some inception to be made to his mind, with 3 bad seconds included.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:23:09 AM CDT

    see ya Nilla!

    by stlost

  • Jul 22, 2010 10:28:30 AM CDT

    Isn't this like Black People eating Watermelon?

    by cookylamoo

    An offensive racial cliche?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 22, 2010 10:32:39 AM CDT

    cookylamia

    by stabby

    No, because Mexicans eat tacos. It's Mexican food!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 22, 2010 10:38:14 AM CDT

    isn't this like white people eating tofu?

    by macready452

  • Jul 22, 2010 10:38:51 AM CDT

    Michelle Rodriquez...now there's a tasty taco

    by kingkirby

    "I've heard from people that know him best that Robert Rodriguez is quite the" asshole.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:48:44 AM CDT

    isnt this like zombies eating BRAINS!

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 22, 2010 10:49:51 AM CDT

    Robert Rodriguez called me crying the other day

    by stabby

    He found an upside-down crucifix in Rose McGowan's loose meat taco left over from Marilyn Manson.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:50:42 AM CDT

    Ha! 6DB

    by stabby

  • Jul 22, 2010 10:51:21 AM CDT

    white people dont eat tofu

    by deelzbub

    stupid people eat that shit

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 22, 2010 10:52:04 AM CDT

    Isn't this like People eating Soylent Green?

    by stabby

    IT'S PEOPLE! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 22, 2010 10:54:43 AM CDT

    Isn't this like White People eating at Friendlies?

    by stabby

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:05:41 AM CDT

    ...isn't this like Pebrews eating pudenda?

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:07:38 AM CDT

    ...I just had a first Simu with a complete stranger...

    by flickapoo

    ...in 300back of all places.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:08:00 AM CDT

    Does Conti know this is coming out?

    by stabby

    Product Description
    L.A Noire is an interactive detective story set in the classic noir period in the late 1940's blending action detection and complex stroytelling and draws into an open ended challenge to solve a series of gruesome murders. Set in a perfectly recreated Los Angeles beforefreeways, with a post war backdrop of corruption , drugs and jazz, L.A. (I'll definitely be checking this out on PS3.)

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:09:32 AM CDT

    isnt this like a brazilian soccer team eating their friends?

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:14:06 AM CDT

    ...AAAHAHAHA! Sixies!...

    by flickapoo

    ...wasn't it Peru, or Chile or something?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:16:45 AM CDT

    Isn't this like French People eating Snails?

    by stabby

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:19:22 AM CDT

    flick

    by six demon bag

    a FIRST simpupost too..the rarest of rare..

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:20:25 AM CDT

    isn't this like crazy people eating shit?

    by macready452

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:21:11 AM CDT

    ...Purple People

    by stabby

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:26:21 AM CDT

    isn't this like hippies eating granolla .......

    by macready452

    .....and 'shrooms?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:29:32 AM CDT

    isnt this like raoul duke eating...

    by six demon bag

    two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:31:20 AM CDT

    isn't this like Mama Cass eating a ham sandwich?

    by macready452

    oh and nice one Sixies

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:32:48 AM CDT

    ...isn't this like Harry...eating?

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:33:49 AM CDT

    ...isn't this like Jon Favreau personally calling people up?

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:33:54 AM CDT

    im on fire!!!

    by six demon bag

    well its lunch time..for some reason i want tacos..

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:34:10 AM CDT

    haha flick

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:34:39 AM CDT

    Oh Flick

    by macready452

    isn't that like eating the hand that feeds?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:35:02 AM CDT

    Isn't this like Lindsay Lohan eating Prison Food?

    by stabby

    i.e. Pudenda

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:36:33 AM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Prison Food = pudenda
    Hahaha!

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:36:53 AM CDT

    ...Mac, the lap-band that feeds?...

    by flickapoo

    ...yeah, I try to not bust on Harry...he's a good sport.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:39:11 AM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    SPOILERSPOILERSPOILER
    Stabby, carrying on from the old folks shot. I get what u said that they lived in the dream for a long time.. but when we saw them on the railway line they were normal not old. This is where my confusion lies.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:39:19 AM CDT

    ...nice, Stabby...and I hadn't thought of that before...

    by flickapoo

    ...it sends me to a warm, and friendly place. Of course, in my head it's Carla Gugino wiping the floor with poor Lindsay.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:39:47 AM CDT

    Bust him up Flick

    by macready452

    he called me a bitch....after I called him a bitch of course. I think he had words for me at another time as well. Whatever...he is the one getting all the personal calls. giggle.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:41:30 AM CDT

    Irish people drinking whisky. CLICHE.

    by colonelfatheart

    So, who wants to get to it?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:41:49 AM CDT

    ...Cobra, SPOILER...

    by flickapoo

    ...I figured that in the dream everything is subjective...the shot of them old was to show that they had indeed become old souls together. And they could build that place any way they wanted to...maybe they did play at being old sometimes.
    Maybe sometimes they played at being Carla and Lindsay in jail.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:44:30 AM CDT

    Isn't this like Funny People eating Judd Apatow's career?

    by stabby

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:45:45 AM CDT

    Mmmm, Carla Gugino!

    by stabby

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:46:19 AM CDT

    Isn't this like the second and third segments

    by colonelfatheart

    of the human centipede eating shit?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:46:21 AM CDT

    Cobes, what Flick said

    by stabby

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:47:37 AM CDT

    isn't this like Joey Chestnut eating hotdogs

    by macready452

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:47:50 AM CDT

    SPOILERAGE ALERT!!!

    by stabby

    Plus, those weren't flashbacks of what really happened. They were Cobb's dream memories. Subjective, like flick said.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:48:57 AM CDT

    hahaha Colon El

    by macready452

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:50:16 AM CDT

    Michelle Rodriguez and Lindsay Lohan

    by stabby

    sharing a jail cell together. Now that would be a taco supreme.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:50:54 AM CDT

    Good one, Col

    by stabby

    Always gotta top us.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:51:55 AM CDT

    I stand on the shoulders of giants, Stabby.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:52:24 AM CDT

    Now, I want a Chained Heat remake

    by stabby

    starring Lindsay Lohan, Carla Gugino and Michelle Rodriguez.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:53:56 AM CDT

    Tarantino should do a CAGED HEAT remake

    by colonelfatheart

    with Lohan. Isn't this like Tarantino eating meta?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:55:15 AM CDT

    Isn't this like Chevy Chase eating Lamb Fries?

    by macready452

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:58:07 AM CDT

    Isn't this like Harry eating everything?

    by colonelfatheart

    Too soon? Sorry, Big Red.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:59:28 AM CDT

    Isnt this like rufio eating maggot burgers?

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:59:29 AM CDT

    Wow, Stabs. It looks like you posted yer CAGED HEAT

    by colonelfatheart

    post as I was formulating mine.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:01:07 PM CDT

    Isn't this like Indians eating Chilled Monkey Brains?

    by theumpirestrokesbach

    But I'd rather see Lindsay Lohan, Carla Gugino, Michelle Rodriguez in a Human Centipede reboot. Who should be the fourth member of the cast?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:03:07 PM CDT

    ...this CAGED HEAT talk is making me hungry.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 22, 2010 12:03:30 PM CDT

    Umpire: Salma Hayek.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 22, 2010 12:03:38 PM CDT

    check your mail ladies..

    by six demon bag

    beware of luring ballots

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:04:29 PM CDT

    Isn't this like Flick eating CAGED HEAT?

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 22, 2010 12:05:29 PM CDT

    ...yeah, but Salma gets to be the head of the 'pede...

    by flickapoo

    ...she's a classy lady.
    Carla too...they can take turns.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:05:55 PM CDT

    Perfect choice Colonel!

    by theumpirestrokesbach

    As long as it's in 3D.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:06:58 PM CDT

    ...Christina Hendricks for the warden of course...

    by flickapoo

    ...she's got it in her to be properly firm-handed...I'm sure of it.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:07:49 PM CDT

    Got me ballot.

    by colonelfatheart

    I should have it back to ye soon, Sixo.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:08:46 PM CDT

    vote with yer hearts gentlemen

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 22, 2010 12:10:44 PM CDT

    SPOILER...inception: leo and mal as old peeps

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    that was his memory of a dream he had in the real world.He had the dream when he first met mal, and he told her that it was a sign that he knew they would work out as a couple.Not that difficult to understand.Also, he says "we grew old together"...he is referencing the years they spent in limbo world.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:12:07 PM CDT

    Why not fuse HUMAN CENTIPEDE with CAGED HEAT?

    by colonelfatheart

    Let's rebooty, er, reboot them in one shot.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:13:27 PM CDT

    ...that's what I was thinking, Col. And glory and honor...

    by flickapoo

    ...on you for "rebooty".

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 22, 2010 12:17:01 PM CDT

    I would say glory and honor are what's best in life,

    by colonelfatheart

    but that would be a lie. Thanks, regardless.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:22:07 PM CDT

    Not one man should be in the rebooty's cast.

    by colonelfatheart

    Christina should play the warden, but who should play the mad scientist who creates the centipede?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:28:37 PM CDT

    ...mad scientist...

    by flickapoo

    ...I'd say Sharon Stone, but she would single-handedly unhot the movie for me.
    With Jennifer Tilly? Gina Gershon? Glenn Close (how scary do you want to go?), Dita Von Teese? Heather Kessler? Lady Gaga?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:29:36 PM CDT

    ...delete that stray "with".

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 22, 2010 12:30:02 PM CDT

    ...I won't lie. I think this needs Paris Hilton.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 22, 2010 12:33:29 PM CDT

    Kathleen Turner

    by stabby

  • Jul 22, 2010 12:34:53 PM CDT

    As long as Paris gets shivved to death

    by stabby

    or muff-dived to death. I don't have a problem with it.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:37:03 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    SPOILERSPOILERSPOILER
    Nice try at an answer for the old folks moment but that doesn't sit well with old Watanabe. After all he's stuck in limbo just the same as Cobb and his wife were. I'm sure he's not 'playing' at being old cos he seems infirm and weak. Why *choose* to be that way?
    I thank you for your answer but do not deem it to be definitvely satisfactory!
    SPOILER. Over.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:37:58 PM CDT

    paris death scene...

    by six demon bag

    im thinking paper cuts and a shit ton of them...

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:38:16 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Paris could get 'the bends' after muff diving too fast.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:42:28 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    idrinkyourmilkshake, aha - sorry i hadn't read your reply. That actually makes sense... but still doesn't explain why they looked normal on the railway tracks (after 60 years) while Watanabe was aged.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:46:06 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Oprah as the friendly old lag.
    Kathy Bates as the nutter 'top dog'.
    Renee Zellwegger as the religous con who goes crazy and gets shot while scaling the wall.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:48:24 PM CDT

    who will play the RED character?

    by six demon bag

    the girl who gets things?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:49:45 PM CDT

    slow down CHOPPAH..

    by six demon bag

    wheres the fire..unless you can point a direction to one?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:52:20 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Yes, don't bring a gun to a Taco fight.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:53:36 PM CDT

    cobes..

    by six demon bag

    make your markBLADE RUNNERSE7ENTHE ROYAL TENENBAUMS

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:55:43 PM CDT

    Voting does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    SDB, for me it's a toss up between BLADE RUNNER and SE7EN. Ultimately for rewatchability... for an incredible final act... and for boobs...
    I vote BLADE RUNNER.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 12:59:51 PM CDT

    cobes..

    by six demon bag

    so you vote YES on BLADE but NO on the other two..you can pick more than one..

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  • Jul 22, 2010 1:08:12 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    SDB, oh! I'll vote for SEVEN also then pls. It's like all my xmas' came at once!

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  • Jul 22, 2010 1:10:18 PM CDT

    so noted cobes

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 22, 2010 1:40:05 PM CDT

    FURTHER inception comment-SPOILER

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    I would think saito was aged because he was not as experienced with limbo as Cobb.Saito was afraid(someone else said it in the film...) of being stuck in limbo and" turning into old men".Basically, I think SAITO "believed" he would age and spend a long time there...merely because someone suggested it earlier in the film.Where as Cobb was experienced and KNEW WITHIN his own mind that it's all artifice.
    I can't lie, the film would be best if Nolan did commentary, which we all know WON'T ever happen.Because the age situation with caito sorta bugged me too(logic wise)

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  • Jul 22, 2010 1:43:18 PM CDT

    something needs to be done about Scottpilgrimfan

    by stabby

    and his homophobic trolling. Surprised he's not been banhammered yet. Normally, I could care less about some random uninspired troll, but he just said Dr. Who was gay. Them's fighting words! Capt. Jack may be gay, but Dr. Who is not.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 1:44:24 PM CDT

    also

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    Can someone post pics of the machete tacos? And perhaps if someone is ballsy...squirt some sour cream toward rodriguez's cleav? thanks in advance

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  • Jul 22, 2010 1:53:12 PM CDT

    SPOLIERAGE-inception

    by stabby

    I think that Saito was old in limbo because the time there was different/longer and he was in there for many years before Cobb made it in there.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 1:54:30 PM CDT

    WHO TARD'D

    by six demon bag

    THE INVASIONSECOND DOCTOR. SEASON 6. SERIAL 46.the doctor and crew get shot down while taking a swing around the moon. they crash land on earth in the near future..they search for an old ally to help fix the TARDIS, but has since moved, or so says the mod girl living in his old house. her uncle has disappeared while working on a secret experiment, though she doesnt seem to worried, as she continues to live her life as a model/photographer. the doctor and jamie attempt to find out what happened to the models uncle and go to the building where he worked, where they get stonewalled by vaughn. on the way back to the models house, they are kidnapped by a secret organization called UNIT who have been keeping close watch on the whatnots of vaughn. the model and zoe are captured after they try breaking in the vaughns building looking for the doctor and jamie.the full plot is revealed by vaughn that he is aiding a CYBERMEN (them again?!) invasion and the docotr and his new friends at UNIT bring the bubblegum and asskicking..this was a pretty good serial, and on a sidenote, two of the episodes have been reconstructed through animation. which got me thinking, why havent they done MORE of this? it was easy on the eyes and it gelled well with the rest of the episodes. the introduction of UNIT couldnt have come at a better time. nothing like having some mass action army guys shooting up the place...though they are a little genteel for my taste.zoe shows that she is much more than a damsel in distress as she holds her own on a few occasions. and a note to jamie: you wanna blend in? lose the kilt dude. im just saying.NEXT: THE SEEDS OF DEATH

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  • Jul 22, 2010 1:57:51 PM CDT

    SPOILERAGE-What bothered me about Inception

    by stabby

    was that there wasn't enough dream stuff in the different dream levels. They were pretty stable compared to most dreams I've had. Also, I don't think that Limbo was developed enough. It should have been bugnuts crazy down there. But, these are just minor personal quibbles with the story.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 1:59:34 PM CDT

    INCEPTION SPOILERishness

    by colonelfatheart

    The Saito stuff could have been a lot more poignant, and I was expecting it to be after the damned movie opened with it. I really didn't give a damn about his character by the end. And I had trouble deciphering what Watanabe was saying through his thick accent. Sorry that sounds insensitive, but that's the truth.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 2:01:22 PM CDT

    Stabby, re: SPOILERAGE, INCEPTION-style

    by colonelfatheart

    Yeah, that bothered me a bit, too. I understand that these were largely controlled dream-like constructs they were dealing with, and not necessarily pure dreams, but I still could have used some more surrealist, bugnuts imagery. Agreed.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 2:07:06 PM CDT

    re: SPOILERAGE, INCEPTION

    by stabby

    At least in Limbo. I just had all these cool images of limbo, like crazy surreal $hit all swirling around and $hit and when they finally get there it was like 'Meh'.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 2:09:28 PM CDT

    Nice Tard'd, 6es

    by stabby

    I'm really enjoying these. Catching up on those I missed at the shelter too.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 2:19:11 PM CDT

    WHO TARD'D

    by six demon bag

    THE SEEDS OF DEATHSECOND DOCTOR. SEASON 6. SERIAL 48.The doctor and companions arrive in a museum the honors the ancient notion of space travel through rocketry. these days, people just teleport (like on star trek!)but now the transporter is broken and people cant get to the moon, and all communication to the moon has ceased. so, naturally the doctor is the only one able to fix it. travelling in an ancient spaceship, they land on the moon and find that there has been an attack. they find some of the crew who have managed to avoid capture. but the ice men from mars arent content on remaining on the moon and commence their attack on mother earth. they intend to launch spores towards earth, which will deplete the oxygen making it more hospitable for them to live there..unfortuantely the present population wouldnt survive the process.back on earth, the army and the doctor fight of the foam monster..for there isnt much time, because the ice men are on their way from mars.the spores are finally defeated by rain. but that isnt good enough for the doctor--he wants to kill them all! shit. yeah. the doctor reprograms the ice men leaders signal, sending the incoming ships to the sun, rather than earth. dont fuck with the doctor. the leader, angered at the deaths of his race, lunges for the doc, but his hit by a sonic death beam...im gonna go out on a limb and say that this was one of the best serials ive seen of the second doc. it was pretty fast paced and just kept on going..and though the effects were laughable, the plot kept going where you really couldnt laugh to long at what you just witnessed. i mean, you had a giant foam party pretty much as the main source of antagonism but they fucking played it straight. kudos..and the doctor in the final moments and giving the ice men a big middle finger..i dont see that happening with the first old doctor, besides, i specifically remember saying that they dont kill people. well, technically he didnt kill anybody, he tricked the leader into killing them..which is worse i guess. hmm, i think im starting to like this doctor, which means his time is about up....NEXT: THE WAR GAMES

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  • Jul 22, 2010 2:24:09 PM CDT

    ...SPOILERSPOILER, Stabby, and Col...

    by flickapoo

    ...I had that same reaction. Like Colonel, as I thought about it I realized that these weren't real dreams, they were stage managed dreams. Also, if the dreams got too weird and "dreamlike" it would have undercut the ambiguity of the movie...the not always being completely sure what world you're in. And in most of Leo's work as a thief, the victim isn't supposed to know that they're dreaming...so the dreams would be as realistic as the architect could make them.
    Still, when they go down to the Third Level, all bets should have been off. The mark was in on it...he knew he was dreaming at that point. They really built up the "oh, shit...we're going down to level 3..." All hell should have broken loose.
    Same with Limbo. When they first described it, I was struck by the fact that while they were in the dream, they were almost in a Christian universe...die and you go to hell for all eternity. A hell of the subconscious...abandon all hope, reason, and logic all ye who enter.
    I realize there are problems with that too, though. Limbo needed to be a potentially pleasant place where Leo and his wife built a home. It might have been cool if Limbo was an irrational and terrifying place at first...a place that could get worse and worse over time, or improve through hard work and a strong will.
    I'm not really criticizing the movie for any of this...it's just stuff the movie hinted at that but then didn't really follow through on.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 2:33:27 PM CDT

    ...ST! I'M SORRY!...

    by flickapoo

     ‍‍‍‍...I couldn't help myself!

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  • Jul 22, 2010 2:34:12 PM CDT

    trekback..

    by six demon bag

    get to it?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 2:36:58 PM CDT

    SPOILERSPOILER @ Flick:

    by colonelfatheart

    Yeah, I can live with it, but I'm still holding it against the movie, if only a bit. I wish Nolan had a little more visual nerve, a little more panache for the irrational. For instance, I'd love to see Tarsem's take on the INCEPTION script, particularly following THE FALL. I know the argument will be that, well, that's not Nolan's style and you gotta judge him for what he does. That's true, to a point. A cheeseburger can be very good, even great, but it'll never be a great steak. I may be in the mood for a great cheeseburger every now and then, but I'll take the great steak over the great cheeseburger if I have the choice. Nolan, and INCEPTION, are merely very good cheeseburgers.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 2:37:32 PM CDT

    GET TO IT!

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 22, 2010 2:37:42 PM CDT

    GET TO IT!!!!!

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 22, 2010 2:48:36 PM CDT

    So...

    by tedkordlives

    Last night I find that Netflix streaming has added a search engine, allowing one to find anything that they have streaming. This leads me to Season 1 of The Incredible Hulk. I pick an episode at random-ok, Loni Anderson was the guest star-and what do I get? The very last episode of TIH that I happened to catch on the Sci-Fi channel, where Banner gets tied up and thrown into a car compactor. That shit always happens to me.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 3:01:58 PM CDT

    About time Netflix streaming offered a search engine.

    by colonelfatheart

    Available on 360?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 3:11:26 PM CDT

    wait,

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    ISE CAN HAS A CHEESEBURGER? cool

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  • Jul 22, 2010 3:14:04 PM CDT

    UMMMMM,where the NEWS that DelTorro is directing HAUNTED MANSION

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    seriously AICN,aren't you buddies with the guy?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 3:17:05 PM CDT

    AICN is way behind these days.

    by colonelfatheart

    All kinds of BATMAN rumors, too. Blah.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 3:18:13 PM CDT

    well, this aint rumor,

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    they announced it.GET ON IT HARRY!

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  • Jul 22, 2010 3:19:39 PM CDT

    Don't know, Col.

    by tedkordlives

    It is on the PS3, so I'd imagine it's there across the board. The first thing I searched for? Ducktales. Don't ask me why.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 3:21:29 PM CDT

    Ducktales?

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 22, 2010 3:22:40 PM CDT

    Ducktales...

    by macready452

    ..Ah OOOOOO!

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  • Jul 22, 2010 3:23:12 PM CDT

    You got me Colonel

    by macready452

  • Jul 22, 2010 3:23:31 PM CDT

    hey tedders

    by six demon bag

    did you get my email?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 3:23:36 PM CDT

    I love you guys.

    by tedkordlives

  • Jul 22, 2010 3:24:32 PM CDT

    Lemme go check, Sixies.

    by tedkordlives

    I don't check my email very often.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 3:24:45 PM CDT

    GF wants to see Dispicable Me

    by macready452

    I told her it was hard for me to see anything other than Inception if I was going to the show. I wanna take my pops for his birthday though and that prolly won't happen til tomorrow.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 3:26:08 PM CDT

    The love is mutual, Tedward.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 22, 2010 3:26:35 PM CDT

    spread the love Teddy

    by macready452

  • Jul 22, 2010 3:26:50 PM CDT

    tedders

    by six demon bag

    dont go to the disney afternoon..get gummi bears

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  • Jul 22, 2010 3:29:08 PM CDT

    Sixes.

    by tedkordlives

    Done and done. Tho, to be honest, I haven't participated in the Pantheon at all up until just now.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 3:29:40 PM CDT

    Darkwing Duck!

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 22, 2010 3:34:33 PM CDT

    Let's get dangerous!

    by tedkordlives

  • Jul 22, 2010 3:35:52 PM CDT

    gummi bears

    by six demon bag

    bouncing here and there and everywhere

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  • Jul 22, 2010 3:42:06 PM CDT

    THE_CHOPPAH is mixing it up in the Thorback

    by macready452

  • Jul 22, 2010 3:43:46 PM CDT

    That guy doesn't know when to fucking stop.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 22, 2010 3:49:04 PM CDT

    Remember the DuckTales Nintendo game?

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 22, 2010 3:52:43 PM CDT

    Oh yeah I do.

    by tedkordlives

    Don't think I ever actually beat it, tho. NES games were usually fucking impossible to beat, no?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 3:54:06 PM CDT

    Yup. But I think I beat that one.

    by colonelfatheart

    One of the few games I ever beat, really.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 3:58:12 PM CDT

    He sounds like a prick

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 22, 2010 4:03:37 PM CDT

    Aw, he ain't so bad.

    by tedkordlives

    At least he doesn't think gay=insult. That shit bugs me to no end.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 4:03:45 PM CDT

    Who sounds like a prick? Scrooge McDuck?

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 22, 2010 4:07:55 PM CDT

    Choppah

    by six demon bag

    Thank god he hadn't find his way here

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  • Jul 22, 2010 4:09:33 PM CDT

    Scrooge WAS a prick

    by six demon bag

    I betcha he left all his money to the girl duck..webby?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 4:10:36 PM CDT

    Well, hell.

    by tedkordlives

    My usual Thursday shipment failed to arrive, so it looks like today's gonna be a two-hour workday. Which sucks. Because now I gotta leave. Later Peebs. Keep fighting the good fight.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 4:12:09 PM CDT

    I hated Webby.

    by colonelfatheart

    Of course, she was my fiancee's favorite character. STOOPID GURLZ

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  • Jul 22, 2010 4:12:34 PM CDT

    Meh. We'll just ignore him/it when he/it comes.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 22, 2010 4:12:48 PM CDT

    Ah, fuck. See ya Ted!

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 22, 2010 4:14:32 PM CDT

    Ducktales had one episode about inflationary Economics..

    by conspiracy

    that was so simple and easy to understand it bordered on genius.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 4:17:12 PM CDT

    I don't remember that one, conspiracy.

    by colonelfatheart

    But I believe it.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 4:24:19 PM CDT

    I'll ask again in here..

    by conspiracy

    Why was AICN shut out of Orci's panel on Web Film sites? When the Chud guy is invited and AICN isn't it kinda makes me wonder if Roberto didn't get the check or something?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 4:24:54 PM CDT

    Allow me to lower the tone for a moment

    by savagedave

    http://tinyurl.com/ya9zjg4

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  • Jul 22, 2010 4:31:25 PM CDT

    I think Orci saw all of AsimovLive's posts

    by colonelfatheart

    and said fuck AICN.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 5:17:38 PM CDT

    Cobes: Some guy in the TRONback just used

    by colonelfatheart

    your "does not exist in this dojo" schtick. It's Flip63Hole. Sic 'em.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 6:29:06 PM CDT

    ...hehehe...

    by flickapoo

    ...that is all.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 6:57:03 PM CDT

    he is a rip-off artist

    by macready452

    but I like Flip63hole's handle.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 7:04:28 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    STL (or anyone) now im confused, is the_Choppah a peeber?
    Plus I don't begrudge a bit of Dojo getting around. Spread the Do.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 7:22:50 PM CDT

    Cobes

    by macready452

    he is legion.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 7:57:17 PM CDT

    Cobes--I hafta make it official

    by six demon bag

    Royal tenenbaums: yay, nay, or abstain?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 8:08:55 PM CDT

    I'm glad someone got my TMNT ref

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 22, 2010 8:16:45 PM CDT

    I'm glad someone got my TMNT ref

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 22, 2010 10:00:04 PM CDT

    ..."the gorilla is the strongest motherfucker in the zoo...

    by flickapoo

    ...but you ain't never seen that bitch walk by with the keys".
    God, I love that. I'm reading a New Yorker article on some boxer...that line is his trainer commenting on brute strength vs. brains.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:07:57 PM CDT

    No, Cobes.

    by colonelfatheart

    Choppah is not a Pedalbacker.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:08:42 PM CDT

    Cobra

    by stlost

    we gave you the tools

    everyone has the tools

    we all use the tools.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:09:40 PM CDT

    Flick...heh, sounds like a boxer quote

    by stlost

    I can imagine Mickey in ROCKY saying that.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:10:10 PM CDT

    Like Mac says

    by colonelfatheart

    he is legion.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:10:51 PM CDT

    That IS a great line.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 22, 2010 10:23:14 PM CDT

    Well! I see you children couldn't contain yourselves...

    by scarywaitress

    now THERE's a shocker. Give you boys a new toy, and you bust up the living room. Good grief.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:24:01 PM CDT

    Goys just wanna have fun.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 22, 2010 10:30:44 PM CDT

    ...and Goys have less restrictions to worry about...

    by flickapoo

    ...in the pickle and hot dog department.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:34:05 PM CDT

    Night, Peebs.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 22, 2010 10:34:18 PM CDT

    any place particular to cause

    by stlost

    mayhem tonight?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:42:02 PM CDT

    ...mayhem in my dreams, maybe. Night Col, ST...

    by flickapoo

    ...watch out for motherfuckin' gorillas with keys.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:48:34 PM CDT

    night...

    by stlost

  • Jul 22, 2010 10:53:26 PM CDT

    Evening Peebers....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    What it is?

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:55:16 PM CDT

    Someone will collect that taco, be sure about that.......

    by bloodawn5

    Imagine selling this on EBAY, original taco from Danny Trejo stand in Machete, with all the putrefact meat

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:56:37 PM CDT

    CHEESES!

    by scarywaitress

    Flick is annoyed that, within 30 seconds of his saying he's going to bed, you show up. So, if you could please schedule your arrival a little more appropriately, that would be.... greeeeaaaat. Yeah.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 10:58:09 PM CDT

    ...and by "appropriately", she means earlier...

    by flickapoo

    ...on the East Coast.
    Night, buddy.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:04:41 PM CDT

    Check yer mails everyone

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:06:55 PM CDT

    That means youse jerseys

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:08:19 PM CDT

    Yeah, well, I was SUPPOSED to be OFF today...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    but, shit happens...and, there you go...

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:09:53 PM CDT

    Evening Cheeses

    by stlost

    Sixes, Scary, Flick (who should be in bed or wherever)

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:11:33 PM CDT

    Sixes...what am I looking for?

    by stlost

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:11:41 PM CDT

    AMEN to shit happening, Cheeseman.

    by scarywaitress

    I was supoosed to pick my dd at her aunt's house at 5:30. Yeah, I went ahead and made it there at 7:45. I'm Mommy of the Year... but I'm impressing the SHIT out of my co-workers, so there's that. And at least dd LOVES it there. Her aunt was telling me today that my dd and her cousin look just like sisters when they play. (They're only 4mo apart... they could be Irish twins... well, if their mother was a dog, anyway.)

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:12:19 PM CDT

    HI Sixies.

    by scarywaitress

    Thanks for the ballots.

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:15:44 PM CDT

    I think Inception was fuckin' with my dreams last night, too..

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I was a 'dream theif' but, instead of 'extracting' or 'incepting', I spent the whole night trying to 'Insert' my penis into Cobb's wife...The movie was called "Impregnation"...(which is strange since I had a vasectomy shortly after my daughter was born 24 years ago...)

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:17:19 PM CDT

    STL

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:17:37 PM CDT

    what happened at work, Cheeses?

    by stlost

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:24:57 PM CDT

    My Boss got pulled away on a bad situation....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    in another state...he is part of a Rapid response squad that fixes bad things...Thus some alterations of scheduling was necessary...I'll get another extra day off next week...UNLESS...some more bad things happen...and one form or another happens ALL the time...

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:28:16 PM CDT

    Scary, that's cool toddlerpoo has cousins her age...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    that live near by...I grew up with like 7-8 cousins I say and played with on an almost weekly basis...(not all of them at once, but many every day)...I remember it fondly...

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:30:00 PM CDT

    Inception film score??

    by six demon bag

    Is it that good??on the filmscore site I go to, the reviewer there got a death threat in the message board because of a negative review, presumably the inception score. Fucking zimmer fanboys!

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:32:17 PM CDT

    Sent my response, Sixes...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    And FOR THE RECORD...my votes were.......(sqeeek)..Please insert $1 for each answer you want to know...(sqwalk)...

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:35:54 PM CDT

    oh, i already sent my ballot in.

    by stlost

  • Jul 22, 2010 11:40:28 PM CDT

    The way I judge a good sound track?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    The less I am aware of it, the better it works for me...and the music in Inception must have been fucking awesome, because I don't remember ANY of it...I'm not trying to be funny...I think a soundtrack works best when you just let your brain process it and not pay it any attention...this works great in emotional moments and chase scenes...It subconsciously lets me know what I should be feeling...I know it shounds crazy, but, I do like listening to movie scores, bought Star Wars album when it came out, (also the disco version a couple years later...hey, don't hate on bell-bottom Leisure Suits...)...but, while I'm watching a flick...if I start 'listening' to the music, I get pissed off, no matter HOW good the movie is...Maybe it's just cause I'm high, though....

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  • Jul 22, 2010 11:55:07 PM CDT

    Unless, of course....Music is what the movie is about...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    or, if its a musical...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:04:06 AM CDT

    PAINT YOUR WAGON..

    by stlost

    it always comes back to that.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:14:00 AM CDT

    i'm going to go paint my bed

    by stlost

    g'night Cheeses

    Hopefully your workday tomorrow is better (if you are working tomorrow)

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:15:27 AM CDT

    Heya. I thought Inception's score WAS

    by white_vader

    (no spoilers here) an awful lot like Dark Knight, which didn't surprise me in the least, and I attribute that to the desires of the director more than the composer. And yeah, there were some OHMSS sorta bits too.

    But generally the same sorta thing where it was based on rhythm, not melody, and literal beats to support the action. Which ironically enough was similar to Scorsese's choices for Shutter Island. His was more thumps meet Bernard Herrmann than thumps meet John Barry though.

    As I was saying to Scary before though, I like the more ostentatious stuff and leitmotif-based scoring like John Williams used (some scores though he stays away from it though) Where the particular character's theme is analogous to costume design in terms of characterisation. It's a more stylised and bombastic thing, and it depends totally on the context being appropriate. Raiders and Empire for example. The whole tone is stylised in such a way that it doesn't seem out of place. Spielberg's camera is just as much of a theatrical conceit in that sorta stuff where it actually leads the action rather than follows it, but the tone allows for that.

    Then you get a sliding scale like say (from memory) Fellowship of the Ring which is generally a melodic but more of an 'incidental' score until a couple of bombastic moments where it rises into a full-blown theme, and then more incidental again like Seven but with a general tone that sustains the mood beautifully, and finally you have basically TV/straight incidental.

    At the bottom of the pile you have the atrocious shit like the score for the first X-Men, which is so fucking awful it UNDOES the mood set up by the visuals. I like that film, but it didn't help when the score sucked in concert with the lousy action direction - at the climax of the bloody movie. Pee-yew.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:17:55 AM CDT

    I also reckon Nolan is one of those "variations

    by white_vader

    on a theme (pun absolutely intended)" guys who is whittling away at making his perfect film. Not to the degree that Woody Allen kept making the same damn film trying to perfect it (not so much any more), but similar.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:20:31 AM CDT

    Well whaddya know

    by white_vader

    I'm goin' to see Inception again tonight. Haven't caught up with this friend for a long time, so even if it was sooner than I'd like, what the hey. I got my movie money vouchers. See yaz.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:34:43 AM CDT

    Enjoy, Whitey...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I would have gone to see it again today, if I hadn't had to work...Still Catching up but....SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERSStabby....Not enough crazy Dream images...With you 100%...this is the mother fucking subconscious...(or, maybe it wasn't...)Colonelman...The Japanese guy's accent...was distracting...His story arc...NON EXISTENT.UNLESS...Saito was better at controlling dreamtime than Cobb was...He seems to scoff when Cobb offers to train his subconscious to preventextractions, and he is the one with the 'new' idea of INCEPTION...Saito played Cobb out of the mental espionage business by giving Cobb exactly what he wanted...An eternal dream where he could be with his children...Saito's true opponent WAS Cobb...Not the Scarecrow guy...Di Caprio got mind fucked and taken off the market...Haven't seen that interpretation of Inception like that, have you?It's all in the bookends where Saito only LOOKS old...like the Forger did with Berennger/Shatner...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:37:19 AM CDT

    Just finished Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour!

    by anonymoose

    I'm fucking pumped for Edgar Wright's version!

    And the video game looks so goddamn mind-blowing it hurts!! Check out the game trailer below!

    http://tinyurl.com/24fzmep

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:39:36 AM CDT

    Hey, Mooseman...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    You see Inception yet?

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:45:07 AM CDT

    Yes. Twice.

    by anonymoose

    I really loved it.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 1:05:34 AM CDT

    SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS…..

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I think we are all watching the movie from the wrong perspective…I think maybe, Saito’s true opponent was Cobb…Not Murphy the Scarecrow industrialist’s son…I think an argument can be made that Saito was a better 'Dreamweaver' than Cobb, and when Cobb feebly entered Saito's mind on the initial heist, Saito sort of laughed at the prospect of Cobb teaching his mind self-defense…Saito toyed with them allowing them to steal the information they came for and were ultimately unable to use, just to see how good they were…then, he suddenly has a gun tucked under his pillow in dreamtime and yet still showed mercy on the one guy who held him in the initial dreamscape, (a south american revolt, no less) almost dismissing him as inconsequential…Saito is never clear on how Cobb will be reunited with his kids, but he is most empathic that he CAN make it happen…Murder charges and fugitive-from-justice charges mean nothing to him….Saito’s old age appearance was for Cobb’s benefit, and to maintain the element of surprise…Saito mind fucked Cobb HARD with the help of Juno and maybe the Chemist (who can’t drive for shit), both ’NEW’ members of the team…They found out what it would take to take Cobb off the market, which was being with his children. Saito gave him that dream, not quite inception but more enabling… using memories which, Cobb said not to do…but, does all the time….and it is stated that he can’t dream anymore… It works so well, that in the closing seconds, Cobb no longer CARES whether the top falls or not…

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  • Jul 23, 2010 1:08:50 AM CDT

    SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS…..

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    There's a reason for the bookend scenes with 'old' Saito....Nolon doesn't repeat shit over and over again without it meaning something...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 1:27:48 AM CDT

    SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS….

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    And Saito is seen touching Cobb's top early in the first scenes...(Have to verify that on second viewing, but read it in a couple places...)

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  • Jul 23, 2010 3:13:02 AM CDT

    SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS….

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Was it just me…Or, was the 4th level snow fortress…well, didn’t it have a lot of Star Wars references and architecture….? The round window of Empire/Jedi, the radar screen and landing port…all reminiscent of a cross between Endor and Hoth in a story starring James Bond and the Dirty (½) Dozen assaulting the Space Nazi’s Castle….It is Cobb’s own creation…They only planned 3 levels of dreamtime beforehand and only had to go deeper to save Cillian Scarecrowboy with a de-fibrulator….Snow level dream has a lot of pop geek culture in it…I think…I will see this again on Sunday or Monday…

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  • Jul 23, 2010 3:28:43 AM CDT

    NO...Repeat, NO Spoilers....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Lets keep it all in perspective...http://tinyurl.com/27qv4cxThe Economy is nearing total collapse. Tensions with Iran threaten to tip the nuclear balance...It's like Watchmen all over again....They are leaving the BP well capped and unobserved to get out of the way of the coming Trop-storm/Hurricane. Never mind the fissures spewing up oil and Gas showing up on the Gulf floor...I REALLY need a good dreamworld to escape into...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 3:46:41 AM CDT

    took the words right out of my mouth, Choppahman...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I used to work with a guy who was married to your cousin from Cuba...Maria...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 5:57:18 AM CDT

    Buenos dias mis amigos!

    by fuzzyjefe

    Having slept all of no hours last night, I feel like an extra in a Romero movie. I've been posting here & there on various boards, playing scrabble, and doing absolutely NOTHING of import. So, situation normal. I did look at some of the artwork on the PB, and I am impressed. I may work up some chickenscratch for consideration. :)

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  • Jul 23, 2010 7:42:05 AM CDT

    get some sleep fuzzy..

    by six demon bag

    tomorrow is an important day..

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  • Jul 23, 2010 7:47:03 AM CDT

    ...I'm going to be out all day tomorrow...

    by flickapoo

     ‍‍‍‍... dammit!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 7:56:36 AM CDT

    flick

    by six demon bag

    well you better be here at midnight tonight for the shindig..i have a watermelon full o rum!!!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:01:11 AM CDT

    This has been seen ad nauseum, I'm sure.

    by colonelfatheart

    BUT STILL: A PUG SINGING BATMAN. http://tinyurl.com/2f3jbo8

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:02:14 AM CDT

    ...oh, good. I can be here for the big stroke...

    by flickapoo

    ...of midnight. I can never pass up inebriated melons.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:04:06 AM CDT

    There's drinkin' tonight?

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 8:04:21 AM CDT

    is it doing a PUGtusi?

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 23, 2010 8:04:35 AM CDT

    ...ha! I think that dog is a Batman villain in the making.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 8:05:26 AM CDT

    i had a hamster that can hum the joker theme

    by six demon bag

    from TDK..but then that guy from PRETY WOMAN came and swept him off his furry feet.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:06:24 AM CDT

    ...drinkin' and/or seet one year anniversary lovemakin'...

    by flickapoo

    ...with melons!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:08:30 AM CDT

    Damn it. I doubt I can make it.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 8:08:39 AM CDT

    ...first, you fall for that fake ring-box snap trick...

    by flickapoo

    ...next thing you know, you're being crammed up Richard Gere's ass.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:08:48 AM CDT

    That is one fat pug.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 8:11:03 AM CDT

    ...festivities are scheduled for all day tomorrow...

    by flickapoo

    ...too. I'm bummed I'm going to miss the pie eating contest.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:11:22 AM CDT

    damn i miss that show!!

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 23, 2010 8:14:27 AM CDT

    LARD ASS!LARD ASS!LARD ASS!

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 23, 2010 8:15:44 AM CDT

    BOOM-baba BOOM-baba

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 8:16:18 AM CDT

    Man, fucking STAND BY ME.

    by colonelfatheart

    Good fuckin' movie.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:20:52 AM CDT

    BATMANS!!!

    by colonelfatheart

    That's what it sounds like the pug is yelling.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:23:25 AM CDT

    MACHETE SUCKS

    by scottpilgrimfan

    Look at it. Shit cast too. A bunch of nobodies. PASS.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:24:14 AM CDT

    um, I mean...Morning.

    by stlost

  • Jul 23, 2010 8:26:32 AM CDT

    ...CHOPPAH! SIC BALLS!!

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 8:28:27 AM CDT

    Jesus Christ. The floaters are here.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 8:28:57 AM CDT

    Choppah

    by colonelfatheart

    Go the fuck away.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:30:23 AM CDT

    Okay fellas.

    by colonelfatheart

    I'm out until later.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:30:44 AM CDT

    Choppah is mean.

    by stlost

    Hey laid the smack down on the Col!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:31:06 AM CDT

    see ya Col.

    by stlost

    keep..eh, you know the rest.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:31:36 AM CDT

    ...*sick* balls, more like it.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 8:32:26 AM CDT

    ...bad guys, Col.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 8:36:00 AM CDT

    ...morning, ST. Did we drive you away yesterday...

    by flickapoo

    ...with the well marked, but incessant spoilerbombs?

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:37:48 AM CDT

    yes, yes you did...HAHA

    by stlost

    yes, they were clearly marked, but sometimes your eye can catch a few words and then you start wondering.

    So I thought it best to steer clear for a bit. I had work to do anyway, so it was all good.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:38:31 AM CDT

    MACHETE: A CAST OF NOBODIES

    by scottpilgrimfan

    Yeah, can't fucking wait for this cheap piece of shit.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:39:50 AM CDT

    they sell machetes at Harbor Freight

    by stlost

    I might have to get one.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:43:03 AM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    "The Economy is nearing total collapse. Tensions with Iran threaten to tip the nuclear balance..."
    SPOILER - we all dead by October.
    Cheeses, you were flying last night!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:44:18 AM CDT

    HAHAH I must have missed that

    by stlost

    when avoiding spoilers.

    Cheeses in top form

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:46:25 AM CDT

    ...his INCEPTION theories were interesting too.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 8:54:52 AM CDT

    MACHETE: A FILM FOR NOBODIES

    by scottpilgrimfan

    Lap it up you fucking drones.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:55:02 AM CDT

    what about tensions with North Korea?

    by stlost

    maybe when we pull out of Iraq next year, we can split our forces up again and fight two wars: one in North Korea and one in Iran.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 8:55:43 AM CDT

    they sell machetes at Harbor Freight

    by stlost

    I might have to get one.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 9:11:30 AM CDT

    ...this poor guy never seems to have any idea...

    by flickapoo

    ...what's going on.
    It's like TROLLING FOR SHMUCKS.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 9:14:15 AM CDT

    Choppah sure posts a lot.

    by stlost

    He/She/It is a marathon man/woman/it

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  • Jul 23, 2010 9:17:13 AM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    STL, i'm confused. Username from yesterday. Seemed to be same as someone you just mentioned. And that person seems to be a twat. I'm struggling to connect the dots!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 9:20:52 AM CDT

    Choppah

    by papersand

    Needs to get a life.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 9:23:05 AM CDT

    cobra...

    by stlost

    go to website I told you about yesterday..look for same post from yesterday

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  • Jul 23, 2010 9:30:47 AM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    AAAAah. I've been finding the choppah quite annoying! Now I understand... the goat fucker reference on Asi was a tad harsh tho!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 9:40:20 AM CDT

    God! Does THE_CHOPPAH ever stop?

    by macready452

    dude you rival SCOTTPILGRIMFAN in obnoxious irrelevance.;)

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  • Jul 23, 2010 9:40:29 AM CDT

    ok, easy now...everybody just take a step

    by stlost

    back and relax.

    Let's not do anything foolish...we're all adults here.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 9:41:55 AM CDT

    Morning Mac!

    by stlost

    I saw in the scottpilgrimback that The Choppah is taking a shining to ya!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 9:46:50 AM CDT

    Tron Legacy trailer

    by d.vader

    Its official- that will be my birthday movie this year, following in a long, proud tradition that includes such films as HOOK, Aladdin, and LOTR: FOTR.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 9:48:36 AM CDT

    I like that Chopster. You're the fucking man!

    by macready452

  • Jul 23, 2010 9:50:04 AM CDT

    I think Choppah is my new best friend

    by macready452

    GET TO IT!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 9:51:01 AM CDT

    Choppah called Asi a goat-fucker?

    by d.vader

    If so, that's a clue.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 9:51:21 AM CDT

    TRON:LEGACY actually looks

    by stlost

    pretty awesome

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  • Jul 23, 2010 9:53:44 AM CDT

    looks like Choppah went to the XERXES

    by stlost

  • Jul 23, 2010 10:19:19 AM CDT

    What is the Slyback?

    by macready452

    I'm dumb. I'm trying to ruin SCOTTPILGRIMFAN s wish of over taking the top spot. Step 1. Put Xerxes above him.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 10:25:01 AM CDT

    Slyback is in top news

    by stlost

    but I think the choppah is going between Xerxes and slyback

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  • Jul 23, 2010 10:29:37 AM CDT

    Holy shit the Scotsman is back!!

    by d.vader

    Any old school Professionals and CoCers will remember that name. He's in the TRONback. For those who don't know, he's a nutcase. I think he's the one who said he was a cop and could track us all down and beat us up if we argued with him? Or maybe I'm confusing him with someone else. Either way, he's crazy.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 10:30:04 AM CDT

    He has in the past Choppah

    by d.vader

  • Jul 23, 2010 10:42:16 AM CDT

    Flick..

    by stlost

    I'm sure your query in the SLYback will not go unnoticed.

    I sense a Stallone signed headshot and dickvein pin in your future.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 10:52:07 AM CDT

    Bugger off already, Chopper.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 10:52:37 AM CDT

    ...fingers crossed, ST!

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 10:54:55 AM CDT

    yeah Choppah

    by stlost

    Go rape some other tb.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 10:59:06 AM CDT

    Oh that Choppah

    by macready452

    he is such a rascal.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:02:55 AM CDT

    good morning

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:12:55 AM CDT

    Morning, Sixies.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:16:32 AM CDT

    where is everyone..

    by six demon bag

    out watching INCEPTION again?

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:18:33 AM CDT

    Working I guess

    by stlost

    that's what I'm doing.

    *looks around nervously*

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:19:06 AM CDT

    so when Sixes sees INCEPTION

    by stlost

    this weekend, I'll be the only one who hasn't seen it?

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:20:42 AM CDT

    Yeah, I'm "working."

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:24:39 AM CDT

    dont worry STL..

    by six demon bag

    i wont pay attention to it..

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:27:27 AM CDT

    ...I'm cleaning my house and sweating profusely...

    by flickapoo

    ...it almost seems counter productive.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:30:34 AM CDT

    ok, good Sixes

    by stlost

    just take a gameboy in with you.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:36:54 AM CDT

    and my children

    by six demon bag

    gotta take my cryin children

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:38:42 AM CDT

    You gotta take your kids to INCEPTION?

    by colonelfatheart

    Funk dat.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:41:35 AM CDT

    that's going to be a challenge, Sixes.

    by stlost

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:41:53 AM CDT

    yeah colonel..

    by six demon bag

    if im not gonna pay attention to INCEPTION, then no one will! i think i might try to sneak in a large pizza too and some liters of coke.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:44:04 AM CDT

    how do you sneak a pizza in?

    by stlost

    Each member of the family gets a slice in a zip-loc® bag and then slide it down the pants?

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:47:19 AM CDT

    Might as well smoke a bowl in there, too, Sixies.

    by colonelfatheart

    Now we're talkin.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:47:29 AM CDT

    ive snuck in a grinder before..

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:49:16 AM CDT

    Sixes

    by stlost

    wife: is that a grinder in your pants or you just happy to see me?

    Sixes: It's a grinder. Get your mind outta the gutter woman. And transcribe those WHO TARD'D summaries!

    wife: yes, dear.

    Sixes: (stands still, in silent rage*

    Wife: I mean, yes, sir.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:56:29 AM CDT

    Snuck in beers a few times.

    by colonelfatheart

    No added effect. Just made me tired.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:56:56 AM CDT

    ...I call mine "Hero", or a Subs sandwich.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:59:12 AM CDT

    We call 'em sangiwches in the Italian American community

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 12:01:01 PM CDT

    ...and by "hero", I mean the thing I smuggle everywhere...

    by flickapoo

    ...in my pants. The trick is keeping the olive oil and meat juice from leaking.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:01:39 PM CDT

    *sangwiches*

    by colonelfatheart

    SHEESH, Col.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:06:29 PM CDT

    Ah, we've moved.

    by madfuckingmax

    DiCaprio has turned in some really solid stuff over the last five years or so. Since Catch me if you can (or around then) his roles have been pretty great. Aviator, Departed, Inception, Blood Diamond, Rev Road, Gangs (maybe the exception). I think he's gone beyond the Michael Cera problem where they bring too much of themselves to the role. There's enough gravitas and differentiation between the characters he's played that he deserves at least a little recognition. He's probably (along with JGL) one of the better actors of his generation.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:06:46 PM CDT

    I'm always so far behind.

    by madfuckingmax

  • Jul 23, 2010 12:08:14 PM CDT

    SHUTTER ISLAND really sealed the deal for me, Mac,

    by colonelfatheart

    when it comes to DiCaprio. I've always liked his stuff, loved some of it (yes, THE AVIATOR), but SHUTTER ISLAND, man. That was a real fucking powerhouse.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:09:57 PM CDT

    I'll second the pizza sneaking.

    by madfuckingmax

    My girlfriend and I did it once - waited far too long in the restaurant so just brought it along with us. I felt like Jason Bourne hiding that motherfucker tactically under a jacket, hanging down-the-way.Eating it is a whole other problem.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:10:34 PM CDT

    the problem with DiCaprio for me..

    by stlost

    was that he always had that young, baby face, and trying to breakout into more adult fare was offsetting to me.

    But I think he's a good actor, and liked him in CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:11:20 PM CDT

    Pizza..followed by some movie

    by stlost

    popcorn.

    A dream.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:13:18 PM CDT

    good 'noon to all

    by hi5effect

  • Jul 23, 2010 12:14:45 PM CDT

    ST, I agree with you about DiCaprio except...

    by hi5effect

    ...that recently his 'baby face' looks like the haggard, world-weary face of a man who used to be a teen idol and is now just a over-the-very-early-hill hard-ass. It's a very noir face he's rocking.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:15:09 PM CDT

    I skipped Shutter Island

    by madfuckingmax

    unintentionally. I kept waiting to see it, but something always went wrong. I've heard a lot of mixed stuff. How did you find it?

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:17:06 PM CDT

    Yes, Hi5. Very noir indeed.

    by colonelfatheart

    I'd love to see him in some kind of "faded glory" noir role, kinda like Hackman in NIGHT MOVES.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 12:17:53 PM CDT

    San Miguel totally isn't the same as Corona.

    by madfuckingmax

    Spanish beer suggestions required.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:18:10 PM CDT

    Max, I loved SHUTTER ISLAND.

    by colonelfatheart

    The other Pebrews liked it, no one really disliked it. My enthusiasm for it was the highest, though.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:21:31 PM CDT

    I'm going to hunt it down then.

    by madfuckingmax

    It seemed a bit tired from the trailers, but I'll give it a watch.The problem with seeing him in something noir is that no one produces noir anymore.

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  • ...a Hackman NIGHT MOVES roll. Good call.I was ambivalent about Shutter Island until the very end. No spoilers, but it doesn't hinge on a huge plot twist as much as a moral dilemma.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:23:12 PM CDT

    Yes, we need more noir. I agree.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 12:26:12 PM CDT

    Is the plot-twist as obvious as the sign-posts

    by madfuckingmax

    make it out to be?

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:26:17 PM CDT

    Great exchange from NIGHT MOVES

    by colonelfatheart

    Wife (asking about football game): Who's winning? Harry (Hackman): Nobody. One side's just losing slower than the other.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:27:46 PM CDT

    The killer inside me seems at least noir-esque.

    by madfuckingmax

    But I've yet to see it, and Winterbottom does my absolute head in. 9 songs was wanking material only (and even that only last until I realised there were free porn sites).

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:28:32 PM CDT

    whoa.

    by hi5effect

    I kinda gushed all over Leo's face like a 16 yr old girl circa 1997. Sorry about that, it's just good to know that young handsome devils like myself have something noir and badass to look forward to in our future, is all. I'm definitely NOT cuddling up with a Shutter Island close-up tonight. Not at all.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:29:11 PM CDT

    ...Hi5, is that Dago-bah ass of yours clearing up?

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 12:31:29 PM CDT

    Max

    by colonelfatheart

    For what it's worth, I had the so-called "twist" pegged going into it. I actually think I enjoyed the movie more because of that. But Hi5 is right, the very ending deepens it.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:33:31 PM CDT

    Mad, the Shudder Island twist...

    by hi5effect

    ...is kinda obvious. I'm dense and I had three guess within 20 minutes, one of which turned out to be right. But the beauty of the movie is that it transcends the twist. It builds a character and puts him in a situation that stands up to multiple viewings, which is IMO the true test of a 'twist movie.' (I still wish they had eliminated the twist altogether and let the audience in from the get go, though, that would have been a great movie. Still, audiences love the surprise.) Definitely worth a view.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:34:17 PM CDT

    I'll get in on that Shutter Island love

    by fuzzyjefe

    And will say it's not about the 'twist'. And it honestly rewards a second viewing. I was all 'so THAT'S why so-and-so was acting that way'. It really all fits together quite nicely.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:35:57 PM CDT

    THE KILLER INSIDE ME was good, too, Max.

    by colonelfatheart

    Affleck is fucking tremendous.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:39:02 PM CDT

    Flick, AC fixed this AM. I spent one week wading...

    by hi5effect

    in my own swass. One the plus side, I can now levitate my model X wing with my mind, and a Mickey Mouse acid blotter.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:41:08 PM CDT

    "swass" YES!

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 12:41:18 PM CDT

    Awesome. I'm actually pretty excited to see it now.

    by madfuckingmax

    A decent character piece is pretty rare these days. I was expecting "National Lampoon's 6th sense"

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:42:53 PM CDT

    ...if my ass gets any hot and sweatier, Predators...

    by flickapoo

    ...are going to start hunting in my shorts.
    Fucking game preserve down there.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:44:01 PM CDT

    WHO TARD'D

    by six demon bag

    THE WAR GAMESSECOND DOCTOR. SEASON 6. SERIAL 50.the doctor and companions zoe and jamie get caught up in an evil aliens plot to take over the universe. the aliens have been kidnapping soldiers throughout time and making them fight in war games on a remote planet. the winners of the war games will then be used to conquer the entirity of the universe. the doctor, overwhelmed by the war lords, makes a distress call to his people, the time lords to intervene.the time lords save the day and return the surviving soldiers to their respective times and dole out the consequences to the overseeing war lords--they are dematerialized. yikes. the end..oh wait, the doctor, much to the dismay of his friends, now must stand trial for numerous infractions, including grand theft TARDIS and for messing with the space time continuum. these apparently are not to be taken lightly. jamie and zoe are sent back to the exact moment they left, to resume their lives. and the doctor is exiled on earth and regenerated.wow. this was an excellent serial. i would hafta say the best ive seen so far. it has elements ranging from comedy to suspense to adventure to the ending..and that ending..jsut heartbreaking. the last episode of the serial is probably the episode. the doctor, knowing his possible fate if he calls his people, goes through a whole range of emotions. he scared, defiant, optismistic...and finally acceptance of his fate. just amamzing..i got chills watching the goodbyes between him and jamie and zoe. this i chalk up to the fact that i saw a large chunk of their serials in as a whole, not just random serials here and there.i knew if i stuck with it, i would hit the jackpot. this is it..i am fairly optimistic now that the remainder of the serials are widely available that it can only get better.bring it on.NEXT: THE SPEARHEAD FROM SPACE (in glorious color!!!)

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:44:09 PM CDT

    If one gets laid...in a hot steamy apartment...

    by hi5effect

    ...in the middle of the seatiest part of the afternoon and then struts down to the corner store for smokes, is said person 'swasshaying'?

    and thank you, Scarywaitress, for learnin' me about some swass. I would still be calling it swamp-ass if not for you.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:44:15 PM CDT

    ...I gotta tell my balls to GET TO DA CHOPPAH!

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 12:45:00 PM CDT

    Casey Affleck is great.

    by madfuckingmax

    I can only think of a few films he's been in, but all of those were incredible.Even Ben's upped his game recently (direction aside - I loved GBG and The Town has me really excited).

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:46:31 PM CDT

    nuthin with the words MARTIN, SCORSESE, or combination of said w

    by six demon bag

    is NATIONAL LAMPOONS

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:47:42 PM CDT

    ...If one gets laid in a hot steamy apartment...

    by flickapoo

    ...in the middle of the sweatiest part of the afternoon, and then struts down to the corner store for smokes...one won't make it a block and half. Wild dogs will pick up one's intoxicating gamey scent and tear one to pieces.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:49:30 PM CDT

    that sounds like a good WHO , Sixes

    by stlost

    what year are we in now? Mid 70s?

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:52:39 PM CDT

    ...Sixies, the new series is pretty loaded with great...

    by flickapoo

    ...character moments like that...you've got good stuff in store for you.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:53:24 PM CDT

    Do Daleks dream of better acting?

    by stlost

  • Jul 23, 2010 12:53:32 PM CDT

    Flick, no matter how much powder you use...

    by hi5effect

    ..you're just going to wind up with a Gold Bond fromunda cheesecake in your shorts. It's days like this when I need one of those dentist suction thingies in my briefs.'Rinse'

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  • Jul 23, 2010 12:56:01 PM CDT

    Sixman, now I want to do the seasons backward...

    by hi5effect

    like a Netflix time-lord. That sounds like some good Doctor.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 12:56:21 PM CDT

    The PB is really sexy these days.

    by madfuckingmax

  • Jul 23, 2010 12:59:29 PM CDT

    ...I filled an adult diaper with two bottles of Gold Bond...

    by flickapoo

    ...powder and strapped that sucker on this morning.
    It doesn't seem to be helping, but I did feel excruciatingly refreshed for a couple of minutes there.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 12:59:57 PM CDT

    LOL

    by stlost

  • Jul 23, 2010 1:01:03 PM CDT

    I forget who makes it, but there's a gel

    by stlost

    that you stick in your crotch area that reduces friction, so you don't get chafed.

    I'm trying to figure out how that works.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 1:02:17 PM CDT

    here you go

    by stlost

    and they have freebies!

    http://www.lanacane.com/

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 1:02:43 PM CDT

    Sounds like you got some couscous down there, Flick.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 1:06:06 PM CDT

    Chafing in the trouser region?

    by madfuckingmax

    Invest in looser jeans.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 1:08:41 PM CDT

    Any word on the Edgar Wright panel?

    by anonymoose

    It's difficult to sift through everything that's coming out of Comic-con.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 1:14:51 PM CDT

    Haven't seen anything, 'moose.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 1:31:44 PM CDT

    Found it.

    by anonymoose

    Michael Cera was dressed up as Captain America during the panel.

    Surprise. Several hundred Hall H guests got to see the entire film.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 1:34:16 PM CDT

    HAUNTED MANSION!? WHY, GUILLERMO, WHY!?

    by anonymoose

  • Jul 23, 2010 1:36:00 PM CDT

    THE HAUNTED MANSION?

    by stlost

    didn't Eddie Murphy destroy that years ago?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 1:37:18 PM CDT

    Huge disappointment, 'moose.

    by colonelfatheart

    I'm usually somewhat of a GDT apologist, but this project does NOT have my interest at all.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 1:53:43 PM CDT

    Oh Colenel...

    by fuzzyjefe

    you don't have to apologize for Guillermo. He's that good. Even his 'lesser' mainstream efforts offer at least a little something more than your normal, run-of-the-mill for a paycheck work. And his commentaries are always almost as entertaining as the films themselves. Something about all that good-natured swearing with his accent just tickles me to death. And fellas, if someone just says the word 'humid' around me.....Niagara Falls baby. I SWEAT. I think my pores are more like 'pours'.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 1:54:17 PM CDT

    Haunted Mansion...

    by d.vader

    Show how retarded Guillermo can be. He's got a mammoth sized plate of projects and takes this one instead? Oh the Mouse and his dumptrucks full of money!!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 1:59:48 PM CDT

    uh oh..trekback

    by stlost

    worlds collide

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  • Jul 23, 2010 2:13:40 PM CDT

    yeah i highly recommend THE WAR GAMES serial..

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 23, 2010 2:16:11 PM CDT

    What year are you looking at then

    by stlost

    with the WAR GAMES serial? mid 70s?

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  • Jul 23, 2010 2:39:51 PM CDT

    i just dont see disney letting del toro DO his thing..

    by six demon bag

    but whatever..im sure they promised him they would..

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  • Jul 23, 2010 2:40:47 PM CDT

    I'd rather Del Toro stay in NZ than this shit.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 2:41:13 PM CDT

    third doctor just started...

    by six demon bag

    season 7...1970..and it looks it..glorious 1970s london..

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  • Jul 23, 2010 2:49:16 PM CDT

    ...man, DD's kiddie pool isn't cutting it....

    by flickapoo

    ...but for some reason, having me sit in it is her most favorite thing in the whole wide world...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 2:54:23 PM CDT

    yeah, kids are cool like that.

    by stlost

    It doesn't take much to get them excited and happy.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 2:57:36 PM CDT

    In honor of our Aniversary: Comic Con Cosplay Chicks

    by stabby

    http://tinyurl.com/l69vw2

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  • Jul 23, 2010 3:06:06 PM CDT

    Slave Leia

    by fuzzyjefe

    never gets old. Never.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 3:06:22 PM CDT

    Some people are not meant to

    by stlost

    dress up like slave leia.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 3:07:10 PM CDT

    shit thats a lotta pics!

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 23, 2010 3:07:34 PM CDT

    Sorry that's from 2009

    by stabby

    Hopefully there'll be some pics up from this year tomorrow for the Anniversary party.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 3:08:39 PM CDT

    if you look like the rancor keeper..

    by six demon bag

    please do not try to be slave leia

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  • Jul 23, 2010 3:08:47 PM CDT

    (Looks at slave Leia costume. Frowns.)

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 3:12:22 PM CDT

    Fair Warning

    by stabby

    There's some definite trannies in there.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 3:12:31 PM CDT

    2009 vs. 2010

    by six demon bag

    whats the difference?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 3:13:34 PM CDT

    Scott Pilgrim costumes.

    by colonelfatheart

    Oh wait, that's just how some of these kids these days dress. Sorry, just had to sprinkle in some curmudgeon seasoning.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 3:14:07 PM CDT

    "she had a dick man"

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 23, 2010 3:14:20 PM CDT

    savage dragon!!!

    by six demon bag

    hell yeah!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 3:16:44 PM CDT

    curmudgeon

    by six demon bag

    tastes like paprika

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  • Jul 23, 2010 3:52:12 PM CDT

    ..."2009 vs. 2010...whats the difference?"...

    by flickapoo

    ...BLUE CHICKS. BLUE CHICKS ARE THE DIFFERENCE.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 3:53:51 PM CDT

    In such a scond

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 23, 2010 3:54:28 PM CDT

    Speaking of blue chicks, I saw Zoe in THE LOSERS

    by colonelfatheart

    last night on OnDemand. She looked hot in her actual skin, too.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 3:56:12 PM CDT

    ...was LOSERS any good? I can't keep CRAZIES...

    by flickapoo

    ...and LOSERS straight.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 4:05:51 PM CDT

    THE LOSERS wasn't good, no.

    by colonelfatheart

    It wasn't terrible, and I laughed somewhat, but I forgot the shit out of it today.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 4:09:29 PM CDT

    Damn Colonel...

    by fuzzyjefe

    why the hate in the trekback? Eat shit?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 4:10:26 PM CDT

    fuzzy..check the shelter

    by stlost

  • Jul 23, 2010 4:10:41 PM CDT

    ...hey, I have no problem with that first slave girl...

    by flickapoo

    ...that comes up...the one holding the chain...
    Get a load of the chubby guy in the fantasy Crusader outfit about halfway down in the center...that's just misguided.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 4:11:43 PM CDT

    No offense meant, Fuzz.

    by colonelfatheart

    Check the Shelter.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 4:13:05 PM CDT

    These people sure do put a lot of

    by stlost

    effort into some of the costumes.

    I'll give them that much.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 4:14:25 PM CDT

    Page 4 Slave leia

    by stlost

    How low can her bottom piece go?!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 4:17:03 PM CDT

    Apology accepted Colonel

    by fuzzyjefe

    Like I said in the trekback, I'll stop feeding the trolls. :) Balance is restored.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 4:20:19 PM CDT

    See?

    by fuzzyjefe

    Feed 'em and they follow you home...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 4:25:27 PM CDT

    FUCK OFF, CHOPPAH

    by colonelfatheart

    You are not funny. You are not cute. You're not even a good troll. Just fuck off already.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 4:25:49 PM CDT

    Sorry, I couldn't resist.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 4:28:18 PM CDT

    What. A. Douche.

    by fuzzyjefe

    Like I said in trekback, maybe when elementary school starts back up his post-time will be limited.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 4:32:36 PM CDT

    ...Give me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucking...

    by flickapoo

    ...MUTHACHOPPAH!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 4:33:08 PM CDT

    Zsa Zsa Gabor in critical condition.

    by colonelfatheart

    She fell out of her bed reaching for the phone and broke her hip.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 4:38:19 PM CDT

    ...the end of an age...

    by flickapoo

    ...there can only be one Zsa...[hesitates for a moment]...Zsa.
    [puzzled frown]

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  • Jul 23, 2010 4:47:43 PM CDT

    The old broad is 93 and was married nine times.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 23, 2010 4:54:24 PM CDT

    she's 93??

    by stlost

    Good god, time flies.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 4:55:19 PM CDT

    I was her sixth!

    by tedkordlives

    Not a true story.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 4:59:12 PM CDT

    that's true...he was her seventh!

    by stlost

  • Jul 23, 2010 5:25:07 PM CDT

    I was her fifth.

    by madfuckingmax

    and she thought about me every time, Ted.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 5:45:33 PM CDT

    Okay, fellas. I'm outta here.

    by colonelfatheart

    If I'm not here at midnight, make sure you have a drink (or 30) for me. Here's to many more years of fucking that chicken.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 5:47:55 PM CDT

    Later Col.

    by tedkordlives

    Watch out for mondays.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 5:48:46 PM CDT

    Ouch, MFM.

    by tedkordlives

    Cuts me to the quick.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 6:02:32 PM CDT

    **pulls off old blonde wig**

    by six demon bag

    It was me all along!! And
    I wouldve gotten away with it If it wasn't for you meddling pedalbackers!!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 6:14:08 PM CDT

    ...bah! That's nothing...I've simuposted over 20 times!

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 6:14:41 PM CDT

    Ah-ha!

    by fuzzyjefe

    Zsa-zsa! Gabor no more! You've let the demon out of the bag now! Truly, that was serious Chinese black magic.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 6:21:49 PM CDT

    "Magic. The darkest magic.

    by tedkordlives

    My soul swims in it."

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 6:25:23 PM CDT

    My soul wears floaties...

    by fuzzyjefe

    and dog-paddles thru the dim eddies of illusion.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 6:26:32 PM CDT

    OR DOES IT?

    by fuzzyjefe

    We live in the world of ILLUSION! A dweam wivin a dweam.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 6:33:01 PM CDT

    SWEET PEBUS!

    by tedkordlives

    The TrekBack has gone totally bugnuts berserk! I've never seen anything like it!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 6:36:57 PM CDT

    A day that will live in infamy...

    by fuzzyjefe

    it got fugly up in there for a while.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 6:40:37 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Hey dudes! The whole of aicn has gone berserk... fortunately ive been chilling with some friends and fine wine. But I salute you for your efforts even tho i've been bamboozled by the whole affair.
    Will miss the midnight hour sadly but Flicka if Waitress is planning on releasing any butterflies tell her to squirt some out for me.
    Love and glory 2 u all.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 6:43:41 PM CDT

    ...Cobra, the dogs of war slipped...

    by flickapoo

    ...they're pure id at this point.
    No human can control them.
    AICN is limbo.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 6:46:16 PM CDT

    ...I always forget that midnight here is 1 a.m. for me...

    by flickapoo

    ...I've got a big day tomorrow. I long for Sixies' drunken melons...but I don't know...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 6:47:23 PM CDT

    ...entire swaths of TRONback are nothing but all-caps.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 6:58:15 PM CDT

    Madness!

    by tedkordlives

    Shrieking hysteria!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 7:41:57 PM CDT

    I've never laughed so hard in my life

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 23, 2010 7:53:08 PM CDT

    ...hehehe.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 9:03:37 PM CDT

    Ask him why he divorced his wife after 5 kids

    by takingscorpioscalls

  • Jul 23, 2010 10:09:26 PM CDT

    Whaddup in di place homies?

    by white_vader

    Just caught up.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 10:10:53 PM CDT

    Too bad I missed the meme back there about eating

    by white_vader

    I woulda put in something about Galactus and devouring worlds. Oh well.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 10:12:27 PM CDT

    Westboro baptist church at comic con

    by leo54304

    Those idiots who attend the funerals of fallen soldiers saying they died because god hates gays. Now they're after us because we like our supers so much we worship them. And thats worshiping false gods. Should be on the web somewhere found it on AOL news.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 10:12:32 PM CDT

    Tut tut Flick

    by white_vader

    longing for Sixies' drunken melons instead of longing for your own DW's tipsy goodies.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 10:14:01 PM CDT

    Leo - Hayzus, don't let them get a hold

    by white_vader

    of Jack Kirby's New Gods then! They'll go apeshit!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 10:14:21 PM CDT

    Westboro better be careful,

    by stlost

    you get some of those raging geeks riled up, there's no stopping them.

    Ya dun goofed!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 10:16:13 PM CDT

    .I would love to be there for that.

    by tedkordlives

    I would go Full Asi on those baptists.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 10:16:51 PM CDT

    I miss Subbaries

    by white_vader

    Hi5, I was loving on Shutter Island and Leo & the whole babyface thing the day before. There are fans here.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 10:17:56 PM CDT

    After the God squad get in

    by white_vader

    Consequences will NEVER be the same!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 10:18:56 PM CDT

    Heya Ted, heya ST!

    by white_vader

    Shouldn't Cheeses be ducking in by now?

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  • Jul 23, 2010 10:19:10 PM CDT

    I just realized....

    by tedkordlives

    Why is the Machete/Free Taco thing not happening here in Austin? Michelle Rodriguez could serve me a taco, and then I could service hers. Fair trade, right?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 10:25:12 PM CDT

    Heya Vades, ST...

    by tedkordlives

    Yeah, Cheeses must be into something, or....something.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 10:26:16 PM CDT

    And I'm out.

    by tedkordlives

    Work week successfully drawn to a close. HAPPY PEBREW DAY TO US ALL!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 10:26:20 PM CDT

    Nilla! Ted!

    by stlost

    brothas from otha muthas

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 10:32:28 PM CDT

    ...the fields of are stirring, and I must to bed...

    by flickapoo

    ...upper 90s tomorrow and 91% humidity...I'll be doing some construction work for cash!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 10:51:57 PM CDT

    if a woman is paying...

    by stlost

    don't wear a shirt...she might pay better.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 10:52:24 PM CDT

    night Flick

    by stlost

    merry to you and yours.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 10:55:22 PM CDT

    ...merry issmas every one!

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 10:56:59 PM CDT

    Ah, night Flick

    by white_vader

    I was gonna shoot the breeze about hoe CG history could have changed back in the seventies. Next time then.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 10:57:48 PM CDT

    ...I just ventured down into the hot soup for a few...

    by flickapoo

    ...minutes. The rest of mine are barricaded in the bedroom like children of Rohan at Helm's Deep with the AC cranked to 11.
    They won't take us alive.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:01:29 PM CDT

    issmas! Ha!

    by white_vader

    Heh, one of my wofe and my oldest injokes is, "But first..." and in "But first, I gotta take a whizz!" from Ren & Stimpy's all-time classic (and our fave) "Sven Hoek". We still use that one pretty much every day. Gotta be almost 20 odd years ago now!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:02:57 PM CDT

    ...those original REN & STIMPYs are like holy scripture.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:03:17 PM CDT

    Ewww.

    by white_vader

    I sweat, but I don't stink much. I'm the man your man should smell like.

    You guys all belong on "the island". Pee-yew!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:04:08 PM CDT

    ...YOOUUUUU! FAT [slap!] BLOATED [slap!].

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:05:12 PM CDT

    ...nice sack, man!

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:07:03 PM CDT

    ...oooh, my beloved ice cream bar. How I love to lick...

    by flickapoo

    ...your creamy center. You're not like the others...you like the same things I DO! Dog breath...boiled football leather! We're not hitchhiking anymore...WE'RE RIDING!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:07:16 PM CDT

    Amen, brother Flick.

    by white_vader

    "He is Olaf, you are Svën. He is Olaf, you are Svën."

    The best thing is that now the kids are on it. We showed 'em, and their little brains nearly exploded. Nose goblins!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:07:26 PM CDT

    ...I'M THE CAAAT!

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:09:21 PM CDT

    ...♫♪ who'se the muddiest mudskipper of them all?...

    by flickapoo

    ...who can skip through the mud
    with the greatest of ease?
    who has segmented eyes?!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:09:33 PM CDT

    Yeah, Space Madness is the other full-on classic

    by white_vader

    I gotta dig up my old Ren & Stimpy scratch 'n' sniff (and all that that implies) book. The kids keep harrassing me, because they think the vomit smell and lost socks smell are some urban myth we're feeding them...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:09:51 PM CDT

    the BEEG red SHIIINY button...

    by hi5effect

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:10:58 PM CDT

    ...hmmm, I got that wrong...

    by flickapoo

    ...who has segmented eyes? rhymes with "what kind of wonderful guy?"...I think.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:11:36 PM CDT

    Hmmm, Nossir, I dont' like it.

    by hi5effect

    We didn't have cable and my brother, 11 years my senior, snail mailed Ren and Stimpy VHS recordings to us.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:12:47 PM CDT

    ...well, hello there, Mr. Horse. How do you feel...

    by flickapoo

    ...about that fall?

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:13:09 PM CDT

    Evening Peebers....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I heard there was a party tonight...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:13:39 PM CDT

    ...ha! I missed that one, Nilla. Hope it didn't turn...

    by flickapoo

    ...to mush in The Leak.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:14:45 PM CDT

    ...Formaggio! You always turn up 15 minutes past...

    by flickapoo

    ...my bedtime.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:15:44 PM CDT

    ...but dear, you don't even use the nipples you DO have.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:16:21 PM CDT

    Ha! Yeah, Mu-uddy!

    by white_vader

    We were watching the Attenborough thing th other night, and there was a whole thing on Mudskippers. You know we couldn't stop singing it for days. I told my wife that at least it got the Conan the Musical song outta there for a while.

    D'oh!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:16:49 PM CDT

    ...and please give me a miiiiiiilllion dollars, oh, and...

    by flickapoo

    ...HUUUUGE pectoral muscles.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:17:30 PM CDT

    ...I missed that Conan musical. Got the link handy?

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:24:09 PM CDT

    just checked out the trekback, per catchup

    by hi5effect

    whoah. Bat. Fucking. Shit.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:24:17 PM CDT

    Sorry, Flick...Not avoidin'...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Work is just a real bitch this week...I'll be home tomorrow after 5 pm (I hope)...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:25:53 PM CDT

    You! BOTH of youuuu! (poking of eyeball)

    by white_vader

    Conan:

    http://tinyurl.com/2g5b2v9

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:28:10 PM CDT

    Gotcha Cheesey

    by white_vader

    Inception was good again last night. I've got a bigger one than SPOILERACITY - Saito (who IS the head of the organisation) being the dreamer - what if it's all Mal's dream? THAT is doing MY head in! END SPOILERATION.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:28:30 PM CDT

    hear the lamentation of the women.

    by hi5effect

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:28:32 PM CDT

    ...I know, Cheeses. Besides, my bedtime changes...

    by flickapoo

    ...a little every night. How could you know?

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:30:49 PM CDT

    Mmmm, got some Max goodies last night

    by white_vader

    about what the deal with everything is. It's related to what I've guessed at/posted in the past here, but a bit different to what I thought. It'll all come out soon enough, and I ain't spillin'. Especially as I need a job!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:32:41 PM CDT

    ...AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!...

    by flickapoo

    ...even in musical form, the footage is still badass.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:34:32 PM CDT

    Flick, are you here for a few more minutes?

    by white_vader

    You said you were going to bed...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:35:53 PM CDT

    I think the Conan musical might be plagiarised Psalms

    by hi5effect

    with 'Krom' replacing 'Lord.''And then they beheaded my muddah. Blessed be the Lord. Aleph.'-Psalm 114:13

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:36:31 PM CDT

    SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS….

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I can't wait to see it again, Whitey...Also, what if Mal's Father is using inception to make Cobb forgive himself for Mal's death, (Again the architect is new, and his student)...lot of evidence also that Mal is in the real world trying to pull him back...But, I still need to know if Saito touched the top in the opening...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:37:45 PM CDT

    ...yeah, a few more. I should have been in bed...

    by flickapoo

    ...half an hour ago...I'mma hate me tomorrow.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:38:49 PM CDT

    ...touch my totem! DO IT NOOOW!

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:39:16 PM CDT

    I hate me every morning....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    You get used to it...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:40:40 PM CDT

    ...isn't it too tame to be a Psalm? There wasn't...

    by flickapoo

    ...anything about bashing the heads of your enemies infants against rocks in there...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:42:07 PM CDT

    ...damn, Cheeseman, you're digging deep...

    by flickapoo

    ...into INCEPTION.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:43:04 PM CDT

    SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS….

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I DID notice that all the totems we are shown are game based tokens...top, poker chip, Dice, Chess Piece...that has significance...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:45:17 PM CDT

    ...where the hell is Sixies with that damn watermelon?

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 23, 2010 11:45:48 PM CDT

    Flick it's 'dashing,' not 'bashing' if memory serves me.

    by hi5effect

    Think more Fred Astaire infanticide, less Thor's hammer. You make it sound so gauche.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:46:35 PM CDT

    I love Plot Puzzles...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    especially in a twisted movie like this....I was BLOWN AWAY by all the little stuff in Prestige when I watched it the very next night...themes, invisible foreshadowing, all kinds of things you wouldn't get the first time....I am trusting that Nolan will reward multiple viewings and many different plausible plots...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:47:33 PM CDT

    ...believe it or not, I typed "dashing"...

    by flickapoo

    ...and then changed it to bashing just before hitting POST. I'm not sure why...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:49:32 PM CDT

    ...I'm goint to have to see THE PRESTIGE again...

    by flickapoo

    ...I remember liking it.
    I also remember having a delightful amount of good wine that evening.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:49:39 PM CDT

    SPOOOIIILEERACTION:

    by white_vader

    If it really is his dream, then whether anyone touches it or not is redundant/irrelevant as he's controlling the rules and would do exactly that to pull Cobb in deeper. But for me that whole scenario would be dirty pool like what they pulled in The Prestige. As with Blade Runner, I much prefer the main point being it MAY be that Rick is a replicant, not that he is. Same thing here. END SPOILERANITY.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:50:53 PM CDT

    I don't know why...

    by hi5effect

    ...I actually looked this up.http://bible.cc/psalms/137-9.htm every Bible translation for that verse. Except, of course the rabbinical ones, what would Jews know about Hebrew?

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:53:11 PM CDT

    It's like with the whole Matrix Trilogy...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    After many viewings I came to the conclusion that the shitty sewer reality that was home to Zion was JUST another program the computers ran to find the anomaly...It's the only way to explain how Hugo Weaving went between worlds and neo could control Sentinals in the 'real' world... Neo is still plugged into the electricity making thingy east of what used to be Detroit...

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:54:25 PM CDT

    ...Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth...

    by flickapoo

    ...thy little ones against the stones.
    Hallelujah, Holy Shit!
    Where's the Tylenol®?

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:55:20 PM CDT

    Sorry guys, as I said earlier I think the disingenuous

    by white_vader

    telegraphing/set ups in Prestige absolutely cheated and didn't play by their own well-laid-down rules. For me, and yes I'm aware how subjective I am on this, it was ALMOST great.

    It's very interesting the amount of people that think Nolan is quite visual though. He's actually boring as all get out in that sense, but Wally Pfister makes it all look so nice that people get confused I think. I mean, Kurosawa did tons of eye-level stuff, but it wasn't boring.

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:57:33 PM CDT

    Oh and whoever was saying about that set being like

    by white_vader

    Empire, nah - it was Production Designer Guy Dyas going back to the well - check out his X-Men 2 bunker in the snow!

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  • Jul 23, 2010 11:57:42 PM CDT

    ...I'm not big into clues. I'm into the overall feel of it...

    by flickapoo

    ...the feeling it leaves you with...that's what happened.
    At the end of PAN'S LABYRINTH, the girl dies...but it doesn't FEEL like she's dead. It feels sad, but more like her childhood died...something dreamlike and symbolic about her died. Not the real her.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:02:15 AM CDT

    In a regular movie, I am right with you, Flick...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    SHOW ME!!!MAKE ME UNDERSTAND AND CARE!!!!But, Nolan, and probably others besides Kubrick, make you think about it and then on second viewing, you realize how many clues he left....and often they are the very things that rang hollow on first viewing...in Nolan's case repeating shit a lot...its annoying but is important to what he is trying to say,...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:02:54 AM CDT

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PEDALBACK!!!!!

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 24, 2010 12:03:54 AM CDT

    Streamers fall...Balloons are launched...Fireworks fired...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 24, 2010 12:04:34 AM CDT

    ...I know what you mean, Cheeses.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 12:05:01 AM CDT

    ...and nobody was here to see it but me...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    and, of course, the CHOPPAH...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:05:58 AM CDT

    ...I saw it...I saw everything.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 12:07:16 AM CDT

    Did you like the Gary Oldman riding a bicycle...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    BACKWARDAS fireworks?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:08:14 AM CDT

    ...I thought it was a unicycle.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 12:09:05 AM CDT

    ...I AM TOTALLY NUUUUUDE!

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 12:10:47 AM CDT

    Speaking of Swass...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I'll be dabbing a little Neosporin on my chafed upper inner thigh area...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:15:28 AM CDT

    ...SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER...

    by flickapoo

    ...it's fun to ponder INCEPTION, but the way I see it, you're not meant to know for sure.
    The last scene repeats exactly like his previous memories...that could mean they're still just memories, or it could be moviespeak for All Is Right With The World.
    We don't see the top fall, but it starts to bobble a bit and lose momentum...and Nolan was careful to cut before it should have naturally fallen according to the normal laws of physics as we experience them. The top might go on spinning forever, or it might fall in a few seconds right after we fade to black. We'll never know...because you never REALLY know.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:16:22 AM CDT

    Flick! Here we go:

    by white_vader

    When I did that final reply about Luxo jr being mid eighties not early nineties and so on, it made me remember this tidbit I thought you'd be interested in.

    Over at you-know-where, I posted a pic of an x-wing. It's from Cinefex #6, which I may just have to read again, considering that beside a story on CG animation in 1981, the other two are Raiders of the Lost Ark and Dragonslayer!

    Anyway... the pic is a cg x-wing, with ageing/dirtying up/laser scoring and so on - TEXTURED model from an animated demo Triple I did for Lucas to pitch for doing the ships digitally in EMPIRE. This is the end of the SEVENTIES mind you. I think it would have changed absolutely everything. Sure, only a decade earlier, but if it started in such an ostentatious way on such a high profile project (even the genesis sequence the Pixar/Lucasfilm guys did for Khan was years later and doesn't qualify in the same way) that I think we'd be twenty years ahead right now in terms of the evolution of the form. Also the same thing as Last Starfighter but years before, and much more complicated than Tron, where triple I was also involved - with Richard Taylor, the FIRST effects Richard Taylor, not the Kiwi!

    Anyway, Lucas liked it, but turned it down for the usual reason - he's a tightwad. Oh the irony that his Scroogeism is exactly why he always turns to cg all this time later. Also the reason he got rid of the Pixar guys and focussed more on non-linear editing instead. And the irony continues because that test made him form the cg dept with the Pixar guys in the first place!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:16:40 AM CDT

    ...OK, brothers and sisters. Bed for me...

    by flickapoo

    ...watch out for bad guys.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:17:08 AM CDT

    ...never mind...one more post to read.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 12:17:56 AM CDT

    I go commando...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    haven't wasted money on a useless garment of clothing since like the early 90's....and it was 99 degrees today and then rained, and the whole afternoon our air-conditioners couldn't cope...so sweaty ass and the inside sewn part of the crotch in dress pants didn't mix so well today...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:19:16 AM CDT

    I LAUGHED SO MUCH I FARTED!

    by white_vader

    Lucy, age 7. Happy Birthday!

    And Flick, that's what I meant by my Blade Runner analogy.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:20:38 AM CDT

    ...wait, you did...in the 70s? For EMPIRE?!...

    by flickapoo

    ...I must be misreading that...I thought we're about the same age...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:21:51 AM CDT

    Yeah, Whitey....Are you Douglas Trunbull?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 24, 2010 12:22:24 AM CDT

    Ah shit. I done goofed.

    by white_vader

    Got the quote wrong. I think it was "It was so funny I farted" when she watched the "Cows and Cows and Cows" youtube vid. Followed by "Anything (Italics) can happen with cows!". I'm still laughing about it.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:22:57 AM CDT

    Did you work on Battlestar Galactica, too?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    the first one...the one I like...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:23:19 AM CDT

    ...she's right. ALL things are possible with cows.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 12:25:18 AM CDT

    Cows are special to ...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    They're just there...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:26:08 AM CDT

    Oh God Flick & Cheeses! Doug Trumbull!

    by white_vader

    - I wish!

    When I said I posted, I didn't mean to imply I DID it! Or the the other possibility is you misread the capital i in Triple I as "I did for a pitch"!

    Considering the Clones thread over at you-know-where, that's just too funny!'
    Did the fireworks get in your eyes my friend?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:27:14 AM CDT

    ...wow, I just bookmarked COWS & COWS for DD...

    by flickapoo

    ...because she likes cows, she likes laughing, and she likes farting. Then I skipped to the second half. Not sure 3 year old is ready for spider cows yet...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:29:39 AM CDT

    That wasn't exactly a DENIAL, Whitey...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 24, 2010 12:31:29 AM CDT

    ...I knew it had to be something like that, Nilla...

    by flickapoo

    ...no way you're 57.
    I'm going to ponder this some more in the morning...I can't keep my eyes open.
    Still, even if theoretically they could have done CG in the 70s...did they have the sheer computing power? When I was in school in the 90s, people would finish all the animation, then go on vacation for weeks or months while the machines struggled to render the goddamn project...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:31:32 AM CDT

    G'night, happy anniversary

    by hi5effect

    be with you. Don't dash any babies. And Cheese, from henceforth I shall think of you as the Swass Commando (maybe a scratchnsniff Sideshow collectible is in order?).

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:33:27 AM CDT

    HHHHHAAAAA!!!! Hi5man....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    scratchnsniff....I was doin' that all day...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:34:16 AM CDT

    Original Galactica was Dykstra and McQuarrie

    by white_vader

    and a bunch of Star Wars guys jumping ship - in their defence they thought they were going back to scrounging for work. Not Dykstra though, and Lucas never forgave him.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:35:03 AM CDT

    Night, Flickman....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Tomorrow night, and all day Sunday....me, beer, weed, and pedalback...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:37:04 AM CDT

    Dykstra...Yeah, I remember him...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Lucas can be a REAL Daghaba Swamp crotch...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:37:43 AM CDT

    Ha ha, no Cheeses

    by white_vader

    I'm 41. But yeah, Trumbull is the man. Can't remember exactly now, but as Lucas was hiring as many 2001 guys as he could, I think he tried to get Trumbull originally who couldn't do it which lead to Dykstra getting it. And that's why the revision of the 2001 motion control system being called the "Dykstraflex" may be slightly gilding the lily...


    'Night Flick!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:41:27 AM CDT

    "Employee meeting, RIGHT NOW! Pop quiz time."

    by hi5effect

    said task master Cheese, presenting the gnarled index finger of his left hand."Bellybutton or coin slot?"Cringing stockboy, "Uhhh, bellybut...""WRONG! Jenna S. the cashier!"

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:44:55 AM CDT

    Hey guys, I just fell asleep during Green Zone

    by d.vader

    Everytime I woke up, Matt Damon was still running abound.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:45:20 AM CDT

    So, I'm currently the eldest member of the Pebrews...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Next month I turn 48...I started my family early, because I was programmed to...and they are all grown, now...And, I find myself divorced again...I am finally free to be the natural geek I was in high school again with all these cool things like the internets... And that's REALLY what Pedalback is about for me...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:46:11 AM CDT

    MAAAATTT DAAAA-MONNNNN!

    by white_vader

    Heya D.V.! Happy Birthday!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:46:42 AM CDT

    So who's the youngest?

    by d.vader

    I'm 28. Isn't Sixes around my age?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:47:46 AM CDT

    Haaaaaaaaappy Birthday!

    by d.vader

    You have to imagine I'm saying that like Frosty the Snowman. Wait, so it's been a year now?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:49:50 AM CDT

    Awww, that's cool Cheeses

    by white_vader

    Yeah, I'm the eldest of the eldest of the eldest.

    And I came along when my Mum & Dad were teenagers. Oops. At their 40th wedding anniversary (have I told this one already?) they recreated their wedding photo with everyone from the original. So I asked if I could just be like half in it...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:51:46 AM CDT

    D-man...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    did I read something the other night about your ex-girlfriend offering to blow you in some late night drunken texting...???Dude, play it cool...turn down the first opportunity you have for that happening...do it last minute, for a veiled 'something better' opportunity...TRUST ME....if she is coming at you with sex, after your recent past sexual history as a couple...She's only doing it because no one is biting and she wants to keep you as the back up plan...You gain control if you turn down the first opportunity...Change is inevitable...CONTROLLED change is power...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:54:39 AM CDT

    On the other hand

    by white_vader

    it could also be that passive-agressive stuff I was going on about.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:56:42 AM CDT

    Wow Vades

    by white_vader

    You ARE a young pup! Good for you.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:57:16 AM CDT

    HHHHHAAAA!!! Whitey...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Stand just off frame so only half og you is on the edge, or be the only one turned to profile shot...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:58:26 AM CDT

    Not sure, but I think Moose is in his early 20's...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 24, 2010 1:08:00 AM CDT

    Which one of you Vaders are responsible for THIS???

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    http://tinyurl.com/234m6jq

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  • Jul 24, 2010 1:53:02 AM CDT

    Nytol...up in 4 hours...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    see you tomorrow afternoon...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 2:27:47 AM CDT

    Yeah nytol from me too.

    by white_vader

    Off to a birthday party. Not this one. Another one.

    And Cheesy I intended to stand behind and poke my head out from behind my Mum's tum. Heh.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 8:21:51 AM CDT

    And happy saturday to all!

    by fuzzyjefe

    What rolls downstairs alone or in pairs? Rolls over the neighbor's dog? What's good for a snack, or fits on your back? It's LOG! LOG! LOG! It's Log, log...it's big, it's heavy, it's wood! It's Log, Log...it's better than bad, it's GOOD!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 8:23:06 AM CDT

    And of course, for Scary...

    by fuzzyjefe

    there's HIGH FASHION LOG, for girls!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:22:24 AM CDT

    Happy

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 24, 2010 9:24:50 AM CDT

    Happy anni erssary my sister and brothers!!!

    by six demon bag

    assed out last night like a little girl. And my defeat. Is staring at me in the guise of two unused rum soaked melons!!

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  • Anna Lucia serving tacos.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:23:32 AM CDT

    Hey gotilk

    by six demon bag

    On the third doctor in the classics..just moving along like a pro

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:39:51 AM CDT

    Yo Yo Yo PB!

    by macready452

    I saw Inception finally.Leo loves is mind fuck plot lines these days huh?Ellen Page looked like she was walking around with a dump in her pants the whole time.Harday and JGL looked like they got to do all the fun shit.All in all I liked it and the effects were really awesome. I didn't think it was too cerebral but my mom and some others I was with thought they "weren't smart enough for the movie".Well acted and the effects were well executed. Slightly sluggish at times and Page just bugs me.SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER!!!!How did Page "Drop" Cillian Murphy and herself in the deep sub conscious while the van was still falling?END SPOILER!3.5/5

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  • Jul 24, 2010 12:08:12 PM CDT

    Six Demon Bag

    by gotilk

    Great!! I'm going sort of.. backward. Still working on the McCoy stuff, slowly.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 1:08:24 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    SPOILER
    Mac, I can't answer that but I do have a more pressing INCEPTION question...
    Why did they let the Indian guy drive? Stevie Wonder would've done a better job.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 1:09:37 PM CDT

    Oldman does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Actually he's not *that* old.
    Happy birthday Pedalback. You gorgeous thang you.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 1:12:44 PM CDT

    Check out this SP review.

    by anonymoose

    I have faith in Edgar Wright. Let it not be shattered.

    http://tinyurl.com/2doujec

    Oh, I'm 22.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 1:15:08 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    SPOILER
    Les yeux sans visage..
    I gotta tell you guys I actually spent most of INCEPTION shitting myself. Convinced that in one of the many scenes of the two children with their backs turned, they would turn around... and have no face! NO FACE.

    How freaky deeky would that be? A pair of kids without faces... FUCKING TERRIFYING!

    -Spoiler Answer-

    The kids *do* end up having faces. Breathe easy gentlemen.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 1:16:38 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    SPOILER
    Don't know if you read Massa's review in which he obsessed over the whole spinning top final shot. Claiming it cheated Cobb of his victory. What a tit.

    Cobb's victory was in the moment when his kids turned round and he saw they *had* faces. Cos up to that point the whole face thing was up in the air let me tell you.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 1:17:03 PM CDT

    I think, therefore I am.

    by garyoldman

  • Jul 24, 2010 1:20:32 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Moose, in Moose years that makes you 109.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 1:21:16 PM CDT

    Cobra--

    by fuzzyjefe

    man alive! I was thinking the same thing about them kiddies. FREAKY-DEAKY.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 1:22:43 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Gary and THE CHOPPAH are here! You guys came in the same limo?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 1:24:27 PM CDT

    Daysiders: Alpha

    by macready452

    The sun was cresting the eastern horizon. The Triumph rocketed down the mountainside. She shifted it down into third gear. The brakes were burning and the smell filled her nostrils. This mountain range was nothing compared to the obstacles that she had been (and would go) through. The Pebrews had been scattered. She was alone…for now.She carried a package in the saddlebags, and on her back…….The Blade.Half way down the mountain she a had a good look at the terrain below. The shadows were stretching across the desert as the sun rose. She would have to find a place to hole up before daylight washed over her. It’s not safe out here. The Daysiders would rove in packs soon. It’s not safe out here.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 1:25:16 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    SPOILER
    Fuzzy, yep.. you thought it... I thought it. Nolan missed a trick with that one. He could have made one of the all time 'disturbing' film images by having faceless kids turn round.
    Prob downside is that INCEPTION would then be remembered as 'that film with the faceless kids' rather than that cool film about dream thieves.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 1:27:08 PM CDT

    Oh sweet jesus, buddha, and shiva too...

    by fuzzyjefe

    can someone please put down this mad dog? DON'T PET IT.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 1:27:52 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Mac, I smell a yarn being spun... smells like red onion gravy.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 1:28:37 PM CDT

    *shiver*

    by fuzzyjefe

    It would have been a corker, that's for damn sure.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 1:28:43 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    ...and I LIKE red onion gravy.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 1:36:00 PM CDT

    That's just your lunch there choppah

    by fuzzyjefe

    eat up douche.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 2:14:26 PM CDT

    ooooooooooh. red onion gravy.

    by macready452

    I'll work that in.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 2:42:41 PM CDT

    here here CHOPPAH

    by macready452

    I left going, "Where were all the sex dreams?"total rip.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 2:59:13 PM CDT

    Tacos Rock!

    by lazyace

    I love me some tacos!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 3:01:13 PM CDT

    I've been grilling for the hoopla!!

    by six demon bag

    Dogs and burgers are ready..I got the pebrew national kind..naturally

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  • Jul 24, 2010 5:14:02 PM CDT

    Afternoon, Peebs....and Happy Birthday Pedalback!!!!

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    as promised, I'm here at a decent hour...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 5:40:28 PM CDT

    Just dropping in to say

    by stlost

    Happy Anniversary all!

    I celebrated by pulling the fridge and dryer out and cleaning the dust bunnies.

    Now to scrounge up some dinner!

    Hope to see some of y'all later.

    Watched BOLT too. Fun little animated film. 3/5

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  • Jul 24, 2010 5:43:09 PM CDT

    Inception

    by therewolf

    Re: Kids, no face.The time to have done that was the scene when Mal calls to them and Dom hurriedly looks away for fear of seeing them.The audience could have briefly seen 'no face' on the kids and we should've been left wondering if Dom saw that too - just for a little bit more mystery. Probably not necessary though...Happy Birthday.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 6:01:24 PM CDT

    Spoilers....I found that bit of Cobb looking away...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    very odd and have read several interesting theories....but none that felt right...Imma gonna try 'n' see it again on Monday...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 6:19:42 PM CDT

    That's the brilliance...

    by therewolf

    of the film, that you can take individual scenes and theorise about an alternate meaning.I'm quite happy to go along with what's presented - Cobb not wishing to see his kids again until he's awake and in the real world.I can't make up my mind whether to go see it again at the cinema or wait for the blu-ray.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 6:41:59 PM CDT

    Spoilers...You know, Wolfman...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I really had a treat a week or two back when I watched Prestige two nights back to back...got to see how he foreshadowed everything and left brilliant clues...and that was with a story that had a definitive, if twisted, ending....I have faith he left MANY clues to multiple interpretations in this one since the ending is intentionally left open to interpretation...Also, remember all the talk about creating mazes, but we never see the pay off to that, that I recall...I think that is a message from Nolan...enter the maze...there is an answer...Yeah, Inception is my latest obsession...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 6:44:49 PM CDT

    Inception...the new fragrance by Calvin Klein...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Obsession...oh, we quit making that swill...Inception is the latest smell...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 6:47:54 PM CDT

    Smell like a dream...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 24, 2010 6:52:40 PM CDT

    Funny, Naz...

    by therewolf

    They'll do it as well."Inception shower gel - did you really just shower or was it only a dream, and you really stink..."

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  • Jul 24, 2010 6:52:48 PM CDT

    Bravo

    by macready452

    ScaryWaitress tucked the package in the waistband of her low riding jeans. She pulled a machine pistol from her dusty motorcycle boot. She always had The Blade on her back if she needed anything more. She rarely did. Ess approached the door of the desolate jailhouse. It was fortified and she might be able to find some ammo.The door was barricaded and she had to put her shoulder into it. The sun was almost in full view and she started to hurry a little more. She would have to if she was gonna get the door sealed off again. Finally inside she improved on the bracing and breathed a little easier.”You should probably check your hidey hole before you block yourself in.” a voice said from a dark corner.She spun around quickly aiming the machine pistol at the voice. He was right. She had fucked up and she flushed with anger at herself. “This is the kind of thing that could get you killed.” she thought to herself.”No worries” , the voice said, “we aren’t going anywhere.As her eyes adjusted she could see two figures behind the bars of the solitary cell in the jail.Fuzzyjefe stood at the bars while STLost lay on the single bunk.”You guys haven’t resorted to prison rape yet have you?” asked Ess with a smirk, still a little heated from the start they had given her. She looked around on the desks for the keys to the cell.”Don’t bother.”, Fuzzy said. “The keys aren’t there.”As if on cue violent pounding erupted from the barricaded front door. The piercing wail of The Daysiders was just on the other side.Scary emptied a clip from the machine pistol into the door. “Fuck Me!” she said.”Guess that prison rape isn’t looking so bad now is it?” Fuzzy said.Scary turned too scowl at Fuzzman. When she did she was met with a smiling Jefe. He dangled the cell key from his index finger. Scary slid over to the cell as Fuzzy turned the lock to let her in and ST flipped the cot over revealing a small cache of automatic weapons and field rations. ”Come on Waitress.” ST said. “We come prepared.””Come is right.” Scary said, eyes wide at the sight of the bulbous arsenal, as she slammed the cell door behind her.Clips were loaded and rounds were chambered as the front door exploded inward. Even and steady gunfire picked off their targets. A day of target practice was always a welcome exercise.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 7:10:44 PM CDT

    HHHHAAAA!!!!...Mac...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    another classic...Still love to re-read Floaters...What're you calling this one?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 7:12:25 PM CDT

    Daysiders

    by macready452

    Alpha was chapter 1 Cheeses

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  • Jul 24, 2010 7:35:37 PM CDT

    Caught it...Looking forward to more...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Where is everybody, Mac...This was supposed to be a party...I'm on Beer #6, and I just got home 2 hours ago...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 7:37:26 PM CDT

    not sure Cheeses man

    by macready452

    Maybe Gettin to it?I just poured my first Alki Arnie Palmer. Sweet Tea Vodka and Lemonade. Those golfers know their refreshments I'll tell ya.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 7:42:04 PM CDT

    You off tomorow Cheeses or just taking the edge off

    by macready452

    this is the tail end of my vacation. I went fishing for King Salmon on Lake Ontario with my Cpt. Pops. 3 foot rolling waves. Fish spitting out hooks. One of the guys was puking his guts out. I feel like a Zombie adn I'm hoping the booze is the cure.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 7:42:18 PM CDT

    Sounds thirst-quenching enough...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Sweet tea, lemonade and Vodka...Probably a lot better than tequila and Lime Gateraid...Something I used to drink on Sunday mornings to get that 'kick start' those Inception kids are so fond of, these days...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 7:46:10 PM CDT

    Off tomorrow, Mac...First in like 10-12 days...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    "Booze is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems..."You gotta thank for that, and his prophet, Homer J. Simpson...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 7:46:52 PM CDT

    Inception=Emo

    by macready452

    my totem is a pair of skinny jeans

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  • Jul 24, 2010 7:48:23 PM CDT

    Call me Beer Baron

    by macready452

    classic episode Cheeseman.Who wants a bathtub mint julep?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 7:50:00 PM CDT

    ...yyyhaa! I haven't eaten in nine hours. It'll only take...

    by flickapoo

    ...one beer to turn me into a whore.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 7:51:16 PM CDT

    ...drinking problem? I've got a drinking SOLUTION...

    by flickapoo

    ...bitches.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 7:53:28 PM CDT

    ...I sounded like Scary just then...

    by flickapoo

    ...things rub off on you.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 7:54:33 PM CDT

    ...time to catch the fireworks show at the local vineyard...

    by flickapoo

    ...be back.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 7:55:35 PM CDT

    Ummmmm I think you got that backwards Flick

    by macready452

    You rub off on HER. All over her.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 8:10:53 PM CDT

    ahhh vineyard fireworks

    by macready452

    together at last. Two great tastes that taste great together.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 8:13:51 PM CDT

    so the next big movie is????????????

    by macready452

    The Expendables I suppose. It is for me anyway. I am also really looking forward to Dinner for Schmucks. It looks fucking hysterical.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 8:15:57 PM CDT

    Tastes great....less filling...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    You got your peanut butter in my chocolate....

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  • Jul 24, 2010 8:22:41 PM CDT

    I miss Bud Bowl

    by macready452

    They need to g=bring that back.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 8:33:43 PM CDT

    rumor has it over in the PlushTrekDollback

    by macready452

    that someone got stabbed at ComicCon. I think Conti found MJ's Corpse.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 8:46:40 PM CDT

    That is some moving stuff Mac...

    by fuzzyjefe

    at least you didn't have me sitting in a pool of my own fear-induced urine. That's the beauty of fiction I suppose. :) Daysiders beware. I mean it. Grrrrrrr

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  • Jul 24, 2010 8:50:38 PM CDT

    That would be a shame

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 24, 2010 8:58:28 PM CDT

    I hope 'Lop shived him good...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 24, 2010 9:04:08 PM CDT

    ...good show, and best of all...no parking hassles...

    by flickapoo

    ...since the vineyard is 1/5 of a mile from the house.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:05:10 PM CDT

    Damn...shit is true...but guy was stabbed in eye with a pen...n

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    http://www.usatoday.com/life/2010-07-24-comic-con-stabbing_N.htm

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:06:17 PM CDT

    I'm not paying for that extra N...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    it came free...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:14:29 PM CDT

    ...that's some serious lack of forethought...

    by flickapoo

    ...on the stabbers part. Stab a guy in a crowded auditorium...how do you foresee this scenario ending?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:15:29 PM CDT

    Howdy, Birthday Peebs

    by white_vader

    "It's bedsheets"

    "Who invited THAT kid?!"

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:16:22 PM CDT

    It's a sad day in geekdom...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    when we stab each other in the eye over seats...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:17:40 PM CDT

    Flick...it was a crime of passion...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    he LOVED his saved seat SO much he was willing to kill for it......

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:18:09 PM CDT

    Or, at least, disfigure for it...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 24, 2010 9:20:31 PM CDT

    Existential question...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    What will happen when Choppah SimuPoes? Will I wake up on a plane with Cillian Murphey in the seat in front of me?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:25:03 PM CDT

    And, by SimuPoes...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I mean with himself?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:26:46 PM CDT

    ...it happened within 15 minutes...

    by flickapoo

    ...and some nincompoop called it, bless'im.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:27:43 PM CDT

    ...hey, cool...a new story! It's been a while...

    by flickapoo

    ...way to step up, Mac.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:28:16 PM CDT

    Whitey....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    My favorite sheets are the ones you find at your classier 'Wesson Oil and Plastic Sheet' parties...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:29:57 PM CDT

    Supposedly the stabbing

    by six demon bag

    Was a fight between two friends over a seat, one got scratched near the eye. nothing to see here. Move along. Move along

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:30:51 PM CDT

    Flick...Seriously????

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    HHHHAAAA!!! So, we've been in a Dream Limbo ever since? Explains a lot...I knew this project was gonna disrupt the very fabric of reality...I KNEW it...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:31:07 PM CDT

    Cheeses

    by white_vader

    You kinky man. I didn't realise it was THAT kinda party! As long as it's classy I guess.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:32:14 PM CDT

    ...hiya, Nilla!

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 9:33:47 PM CDT

    ...seriously.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 9:36:41 PM CDT

    A 'scratch'? With a pen?

    by white_vader

    Cut to the next day - "Mr godlike artist sir, can you sign my book?"

    Artist pauses as dried blood cakes off the pen onto his hand.

    "Uh..."

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:37:36 PM CDT

    Heya Flick! Doug Trumb- uh...

    by white_vader

    'Nilla here!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:38:39 PM CDT

    Oh, shit!

    by white_vader

    I just put two and two together with the Comic-Con thing - WHERE'S STABBY?!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:39:19 PM CDT

    Yeah, Sixes...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I think Comicon is using this to get on the Main Stream Media and appear edgy...also to increase attendance for next year's Con..."Dude, how'd you lose your eye?""Aw, Bro...I was buying the last copy of JediZombieJesus #1 from this booth, and a dude ran up and showed me a picture of Darth Cheney and Newt Gingrich having sex and I only caught it out of the corner of that one eye...then he ran off with the comic I had already payed for..."What'd you do???""I had to kill him because he made a mistake..."

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:39:58 PM CDT

    ...Cheeses...

    by flickapoo

    ...check the Other Place.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:40:06 PM CDT

    I saw Inception and no one dreamt about Bacon

    by rplocke

    that whole time?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:44:15 PM CDT

    ...I think Leo uses Norton AntiVirus on his subconscious.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 9:44:16 PM CDT

    Or titties...????

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Not a single, solitary tittie in the whole movie...not even a National Geographic cameo...There are ALWAYS titties in my dreams...Not sure what that signifies, but, there are lots of titties in my dreams...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:48:23 PM CDT

    Inception is the best movie i saw in years!

    by dioxholsterreturns

    and NO! i havent dreamt of titties or bacon in a long time! FACT

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:49:40 PM CDT

    No STARGATE UNIVERSE season 2 HD trailer?

    by dioxholsterreturns

    comon Merrick is there one or not?????

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:50:23 PM CDT

    ...I wonce walked up out of the water onto the beach...

    by flickapoo

    ...of a lake at dusk...in a dream. There was a beautiful, naked, very pale skinned girl with short dark hair lying on the sand with a compound fracture of the femur. She seemed to be in shock, and obviously needed help.
    I helped her...after having sex with her. I remember being very, very careful to try not to bump her leg, or jostle the bone sticking out.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:50:54 PM CDT

    Cheeses

    by fuzzyjefe

    someone is planting false mammaries in your subconscious.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:51:23 PM CDT

    ...*w*once?

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 9:54:40 PM CDT

    Flicka...

    by fuzzyjefe

    you can never be too careful with a compound fracture. "I need to give you a full pelvic exam ma'am. With my penis. Trust me, I'm a doctor."

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:55:11 PM CDT

    HHHAAAA!!!! Fuzzy...False Mammaries...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Those things are expensive...Saline ain't cheap, you know...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:58:39 PM CDT

    ...fuzzy mammaries?

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 9:58:43 PM CDT

    Flick, she was a very fortunate dream projection...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Although it IS true that chicks in a state of shock, like happens with bone breakage (especially skin penetrating bone breakage...) LOVE sex before triage and hospital confinement...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 9:59:18 PM CDT

    ...an injection...you won't feel a thing.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 10:01:27 PM CDT

    Ha cheeses

    by six demon bag

    I had to kill...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:02:46 PM CDT

    You seem to have a fever ma'am

    by fuzzyjefe

    I'll need to stick this under your tongue. Then you swirl. We can try your ear as well, or the bum. Yeah. The bum is good. I like to get multiple readings. For science.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:04:29 PM CDT

    Of course, the dream could get all Cronenbergian...

    by fuzzyjefe

    and nobody needs that. There's already a bone sticking out of the skin...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:05:17 PM CDT

    For Science...Yeah, that's the ticket...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 24, 2010 10:06:16 PM CDT

    This talkback is now NSFHC

    by fuzzyjefe

    not safe for human consumption. Sorry. Conked out at about 630, slept 3 hours. Now the Fuzzy one is WIRED. And Cheeses, someone's been planting mammaries in my subconscious for YEARS.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:08:05 PM CDT

    Who can stand in the way of scientific advancement?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Without science there would be no vibrators...or Viagra...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:10:39 PM CDT

    It's not the cable company, Fuzzy...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I haven't gotten a single bill for tittie dreams yet...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:11:29 PM CDT

    ...today that dream wouldn't surprise me so much...

    by flickapoo

    ...but I was a virginal 15 or 16 at the time. In retrospect it seems an interesting intersection of lust and chivalry.
    Well, mostly lust, but the scene was very Arthur Rackham. That's chivalrous...right?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:12:33 PM CDT

    ...and I WAS kind of torn about the whole situation.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 10:17:16 PM CDT

    Torn?... Flick?...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    She was in SHOCK....Nothing she says will be admissible in court...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:17:41 PM CDT

    What if im in a dream right now?

    by dioxholsterreturns

    if im then im one masochist mothefucker.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:18:44 PM CDT

    HAPPY ANNIVERSARY PEBREWS!

    by scarywaitress

    Mac... the best present of all! A new story, and I'm already kicking ASS!!!! I've been missing our stories... It's funny, I am for tighter gun laws (particularly in urban areas, I don't care what you hunter types do out in the country) but I still want to be Kate Beckinsale in Underground... except blond, not so skinny, and not a vampire. And in post-apocalyptic America. Basically, I want to be a female version of Mad Max. Really, is that so much to ask?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:21:15 PM CDT

    ...most ludicrously Freudian dream I ever had...

    by flickapoo

    ...that I remember was around the age of three or four.
    We were at my Grandparent's house, and I had been a little sick. I remember drinking a lot of Ginger Ale (score!)
    Anyway, in my dream I was with my mom and my baby sister. We were walking down a long hallway...I knew we were in a shopping mall, but it really didn't look anything like a mall. The light was all orange because the entire outside wall on the right was wavy orange glass...just like the kind you can't see through that was in our bathroom door at home. We were going to buy diapers for my sister.
    Suddenly, the floor opened up, sphincterlike, and I started to fall through into a dungeon/basement area...but my mom caught my hand.
    There was a hairy ogre/troll-man in the basement and he caught my leg and started pulling me down, while my mom tried desperately to pull me back up so we could continue on our mission for diapers.
    The hole/sphincter in the floor stared to close, and the tug of war became more frantic...neither side prevailed, and the hole closed on my arm...leaving the rest of me stuck in the basement with the hairy trollman.
    THE END.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:21:16 PM CDT

    Oh, and I was going to behave, but...

    by scarywaitress

    since Flick is engaging in post-traumatic stress dream sex, I'ma goin' go ahead and say... Cheeses, if waking up an airplane seat behind Cillian Murphy is the reward for a CHOPPAH simupo... well, let's just say I might become scarce...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:21:55 PM CDT

    Will Lohan be there?

    by burnednotice_dude

  • Jul 24, 2010 10:23:28 PM CDT

    So wait, Flick... you got pulled down into the ass of the mall?

    by scarywaitress

    By a hairy shpincter-gremlin?!?!?! I'm not sure what to say to that.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:23:53 PM CDT

    A female Mad Max?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I'd watch that...Long as it has at least 5 exposed breasts in it...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:24:36 PM CDT

    ...ha! Not admissible. What's to be torn about?...

    by flickapoo

    ...uh, her leg was broke and she was well fucked when I got here...
    Yes, sir...I just walked up out of the water.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:24:46 PM CDT

    MacReady

    by fuzzyjefe

    I answered your little query at the shelter.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:25:40 PM CDT

    ...I was barely four, Scary. Just pat my head and...

    by flickapoo

    ...offer me more ginger ale.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:26:30 PM CDT

    Cheesey

    by white_vader

    Well, if it's a Freudian interpretation I guess you have issues about breast feeding and Mummy. If it's Jungian then hell, maybe you just like titties!

    Of course, then there's Cobes and the lactation.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:26:36 PM CDT

    Mall Sphincters...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    there aught to be regulations...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:29:02 PM CDT

    Ha! So Scary -

    by white_vader

    you're "Warrior Woman" from Mad Max 2?!

    And I'm amazed that I wasn't lynched for the tease back there about what I now know about Max 4. And here I thought I was being really nasty. Or maybe I'm getting the freeze out...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:29:24 PM CDT

    And no one dreamt they were on a TV show?

    by rplocke

    Or in a video game? That guy led a BORING LIFE!!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:30:06 PM CDT

    I love Ginger Ale!

    by white_vader

    Dry Ginger Ale!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:30:58 PM CDT

    I don't think AICN has sufficient space

    by fuzzyjefe

    for any sort of detailed recaps of the whacked-out dreams I've had over the years. I've never done any dream interpretation. I'm a little bit scared to. Here's a little taste for you: At my grandmother's house. Family type gathering. Aunts, uncles, cousins. I walk into what amounts to the den of the house, one of my cousins is holding her 'new' baby. But the baby looks like a dried-up, shrunken, leathery-skinned death-camp survivor (baby-sized). And IT'S BREATHING THROUGH A HOLE TORN IN IT'S FONTANEL. And I didn't bat an eye in the dream. Ho. Lee. Shit. I don't even want to examine that too closely. I was maybe 11 or 12 when I dreamt that, so my cousin that 'had the baby' was about 8 or 9 at the time. Blerrrrrp.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:31:09 PM CDT

    I stil think the Snow scene has lots of geek movie references..

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 24, 2010 10:31:58 PM CDT

    When you said dreaming and Bacon

    by white_vader

    I instantly went all Inception in my interpretation - 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon! Can you imagine that limbo?!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:32:37 PM CDT

    ...I figure Freudian, because the mall looked...

    by flickapoo

    ...exactly like our bathroom. We were on our way to buy diapers for my baby sister.
    A sphincterlike hole opens in the floor.
    A tug of war over me between my mom above ground, and a large, hairy male figure (with red hair, like my dad) underground.
    Throw Cobra in the mix, and we're in uncharted waters.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:33:21 PM CDT

    Snow scene

    by white_vader

    Not to mention Call of Duty!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:34:28 PM CDT

    ...wow, Jefe...that's a good one.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 10:34:38 PM CDT

    Here there be monsters

    by fuzzyjefe

    IN MY NOGGIN!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:35:42 PM CDT

    ...point is, Jefe's subconscious doesn't look like...

    by flickapoo

    ...the French fucking Riviera.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:36:03 PM CDT

    Damn Flick

    by white_vader

    I so want to be there so I can do the "sphincterboysayswhat" joke on you right now...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:37:11 PM CDT

    The only reason I know you can smell in your dreams...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    is because when I was a sophomore in High School, I had a dream where I killed my aunt for some reason and hid her in the cabinets under the sink in her house. Then I vividly recall her kids, my cousins opening the back door and betting hit with the putrid smell of her decaying corpse...And, I LOVED my Aunt...She was one of my coolest relatives up until her stroke in the late 90's...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:38:00 PM CDT

    ...Nilla, I'm...

    by flickapoo

    1- trying to not get you in trouble, and...
    2- punishing you for knowing cool shit I don't get to know. Also,
    3- I was so tired when I read your post I thought I was stuck in a mall sphincter.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:38:20 PM CDT

    It was a corker....

    by fuzzyjefe

    it is, to this day, the single most vividly remebered dream moment I've ever had. I could probably sketch that little head-breathing bastard in great detail. But I NEVER WILL. He haunts me.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:38:30 PM CDT

    Kevin Bacon

    by white_vader

    could be the sequel to both Inception AND Being John Malkovich!

    Don't worry Sixies and ST, I'm being careful about spoilers. That's if you're still here and weren't scared off by the no-warning floaters earlier...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:39:00 PM CDT

    ...sphincterboysayswhat?

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 10:40:08 PM CDT

    You were stuck in a male sphincter Flick?

    by white_vader

    Oops. Typo.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:41:05 PM CDT

    ...MALL!!

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 10:41:19 PM CDT

    You don't have the sphincterboy joke over there?

    by white_vader

    That's hard to believe!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:42:30 PM CDT

    Mall

    by white_vader

  • Jul 24, 2010 10:43:24 PM CDT

    ...for some reason I picture Jefe's cousin (?)...

    by flickapoo

    ...breathing through the tube of a disassembled Bic pen...like a Snork snorkel.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:44:20 PM CDT

    ...no boy. No sphincter. No joke...

    by flickapoo

    ...at least not in bumblefuck NJ.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:45:08 PM CDT

    Nilla.... I didn't catch up on everything, so I missed that

    by scarywaitress

    Are you working on MM4? Really? That would be kick-ass.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:45:23 PM CDT

    ...you have to kill the ones you love, Cheeseman.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 10:46:17 PM CDT

    DioxholsterReturns

    by gotilk

    Never give up. Never surrender. In the end you will be proven to be right this whole time.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:47:13 PM CDT

    No Flicka...

    by fuzzyjefe

    it was just throught the hole. The skin was flapping loosely as the baby inhaled...and exhaled. And there was some sort of whitish discharge being all bubbly and shit and......*shiver* I gots to stop. MAH SKIN'S A'CRAWLIN'!!!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:47:25 PM CDT

    I used to have tons of lucid dreaming, was cool

    by dioxholsterreturns

    becaue you can manipulate or enviroment and its characters. i used to find myself in some real world, more real than anything even though it could have bizarre things in it. and you began to thing, wow this looks so real, was i dreaming all that before? all my childhood was a dream? all my life wasnt real? because this looks more real. then somehow i begin to understand that nah this is fake, i dont know what gives it away at first (later dreams i know the drill) and i begin to imagine hot naked women or explore the world further, which is more fun! mainly because being around hot naked women seems to shorten the dream for me, i dont know why.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:48:27 PM CDT

    In my third level dream

    by gotilk

    Stargate Universe is renewed for a 6th season and it's 4th Emmy.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:48:29 PM CDT

    ...a Bic pen like you might use for an emergency...

    by flickapoo

    ...tracheotomy. I want to touch it, or pull it out...but I'm worried about causing brain damage.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:49:47 PM CDT

    ...I also want to blow, hard, on the pen snorkle...

    by flickapoo

    ...see if it makes that thick, bubbling sound like a milkshake.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:49:54 PM CDT

    Couple of months ago, I had the most vivid....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    comet/asteroid smashes into the Earth dream EVER....full of colors and sounds and pure spectacle that is hard to translate...When I woke up, I was actually PROUD of my subconscious for giving me such a cool 'end of the world' movie...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:51:32 PM CDT

    Note to self:

    by fuzzyjefe

    Never use a Bic pen again. You don't know where it's been.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:52:11 PM CDT

    ...I used to lucid dream a lot too...

    by flickapoo

    ...I always half knew I was dreaming though...I'd rewind a little and change things if I didn't like the plot.
    Happened just recently. Something too terrible happened, and I was able to jump back to a previous plot/save point.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:53:36 PM CDT

    Flicka

    by fuzzyjefe

    Congrats! No sleep for Jefe tonight. Thanks pal. Try not to screw any broke-legged ladies on your way to the car!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:55:14 PM CDT

    im glad none of you made it in medical school!

    by dioxholsterreturns

    or become gynecologists. btw, do you guys know how many gynecologist perverts there are on porn sites? a whole lot! and they dont mind revealing that! creepy for me.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:55:21 PM CDT

    Reminds me...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    The hardest part of fucking a vegetable...Getting them out of the wheelchair...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:56:47 PM CDT

    Well there Dioxholster...

    by fuzzyjefe

    I suppose you'd need a little 'something extra' to get the motor running if you look at the 'gina ALL DAY.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:56:52 PM CDT

    OK, bubbling throat juice is gross.

    by scarywaitress

    It just is. For the record, I agree, the lack of boobage in INCEPTION was unrealistic. Also: Cheeses, I don't want to belabor this point due to spoiler content, but I think you're overthinking INCEPTION. Lastly, and lucid dreaming I did was ALWAYS about flying. Because flying is fun.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:57:43 PM CDT

    Scary/Warrior Woman

    by white_vader

    Unfortunately not at the moment. I keep putting in the word though. But I actually found out what's going on with all the stuff people are speculating about, which was very cool. And like a smarmy little boy I came in and teased about it. My dilemma of course is that if I blab, I can kiss that one goodbye.

    And Warrior Women that use crossbows kick much arse.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:58:36 PM CDT

    Also, I already have boobies...

    by scarywaitress

    so lucid dreaming about boobies would have been like dreaming you're in real life. I mean, shit, when you can just go to the mirror and see them whenever you want, no point in DREAMING about them.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:58:42 PM CDT

    ...Nilla, just tell us this...

    by flickapoo

    ...good news, or bad news for Max fans?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:59:09 PM CDT

    FlickaPoo-- wow your in a video game?

    by dioxholsterreturns

    thats not my experience, i didnt manipulate time in my dreams, just architecture and characters, but not events even. I could see a monster of some kind and try my best to fool it and defeat it per say instead of running away like in normal dreams. because once you know it aint real than all the events that took place dont matter, move on.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 10:59:50 PM CDT

    My flying dreams

    by white_vader

    were always sorta weird, where it wasn't effortless, but sorta like swimming in the air - you'd have to give yourself a good push to go higher for example.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:00:01 PM CDT

    Well, 'Nilla, come ON...

    by scarywaitress

    Longbows may LOOK cool and elvish and shit, but when you really need to get the job done, only a crossbow says "I mean business"

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:00:23 PM CDT

    Scary...Of course I' over-thinking Inception...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    that's what the esteemed director is counting on to make another 3 to 7 hundred million bucks for the guys who gave him the money to make this intense mind-fuck of a motion picture...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:01:03 PM CDT

    If I could lucid dream...

    by fuzzyjefe

    EVERYONE in my dreams would have boobies. And shirts would not have been invented. And I'd have 10,000 hands.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:02:01 PM CDT

    what's happening night owl Pebrews?

    by stlost

    Mac...loving the story so far dude!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:02:28 PM CDT

    Fuzzy.... I like you more and more.

    by scarywaitress

    You're a visionary, yet practical.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:02:31 PM CDT

    Good news AND bad news!

    by white_vader

    Hahahaha!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:03:28 PM CDT

    ...not a game, Diox. "Save point" was just the easiest...

    by flickapoo

    ...way to describe it. Usually I can just rewind a little if I don't like where things are heading. With a real effort I can often jump back to a previous chapter that I liked better, and try to judge events in a different direction...back to the sex part...BEFORE the intruder started creeping up the stairs...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:04:18 PM CDT

    You mean business

    by white_vader

    Amen, Scary.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:04:33 PM CDT

    lucid dream + flying = awesome!

    by dioxholsterreturns

    i loved to fly too but word of caution; i had to remind myself its just a dream every second in order for me not to fall to the ground. i knew its fake and i wont die but the thing is--i feel pain in dreams and you never know, what if after falling i didnt wake up? so there was danger and fear on my mind even when im aware its a dream and adrenalin. when i finally wake up i feel relief especially after the inevitable impact.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:04:49 PM CDT

    Thank you Scary..

    by fuzzyjefe

    no reason to get overly complex. I'm a simple pleasures kind of fella. That's probably why my subconscious is such an evil bitch.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:05:20 PM CDT

    ...judge = nudge.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 11:05:49 PM CDT

    Heya, ST!

    by white_vader

    Maybe don't read back so far. Some spoilerisms without warnings from floaters.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:06:37 PM CDT

    ...ST!

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 11:07:13 PM CDT

    FlickaPoo--- i think you revolutionized lucid dreaming

    by dioxholsterreturns

    i dont know if anyone can control time like you do. i cant imagine ever doing that.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:07:30 PM CDT

    So you're playing nice now Diox?

    by white_vader

    Good on ya.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:08:03 PM CDT

    ...Nilla, I'mma put a fatwa on you!

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 11:09:03 PM CDT

    I hate to fly in my dreams...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    almost as much as I hate to fly in 'REAL' life...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:09:36 PM CDT

    Alien invasions are the most overused stories in my dreams

    by dioxholsterreturns

    most of my dreams were all about alien invasions, and from my POV of course. how to interpret that? is it because i watch stargate alot?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:11:01 PM CDT

    ...really? I always thought it was a half-assed...

    by flickapoo

    ...way of lucid reaming. I don't really control much...I just say "no, no, that's not right", rewind...and let my subconscious have another go at it.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:13:18 PM CDT

    I once had a dream that DEMONS were marching...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    up and down my small town street... we all hid in the back yard on the porch...some of us under the porch...that was a SCARY fuckin' dream...they had flaming eyes and mouths and shit...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:14:16 PM CDT

    ...oh, and sorry, Jefe. I've gotten a lot better...

    by flickapoo

    ...I used to regularly get at least one "JESUS, FLICK!" before breakfast.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:14:18 PM CDT

    FlickaPoo--- i wanna examine your mind

    by dioxholsterreturns

    maybe you have one of those telekinetic superpowers or something.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:15:55 PM CDT

    I also have dreams where alien ships...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    appear at random and blow up shit...then my dream goes back to wherever it was before the alien ships appeared...Fuckin' Greys...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:15:57 PM CDT

    I think that I shall never see...

    by scarywaitress

    A thing so lovely as PB.
    PB, whose hungry mouth is prest
    Against any exposed woman's breast; We Peebers talk some shit all day And if our talkback goes astray

    We talk MORE shit, and so, anon
    It all comes back to Hulk and TRON

    And bosoms, natch. Who can complain?
    At least it's done with half a brain.

    Poems are butcher'd by fools like me,
    But only can make PB.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:16:04 PM CDT

    ...Cheeses, ain't a good Bible upbringing...

    by flickapoo

    ...a hell of a thing?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:16:49 PM CDT

    its only a matter of time before some of us starts making up dre

    by dioxholsterreturns

    thats what we my friends used to do back in first grade.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:19:46 PM CDT

    That was lovely Scary...

    by fuzzyjefe

    and Flicka...most REAMING would be pretty lucid, in my opinion. :o

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:21:01 PM CDT

    And it's even MORE funny

    by fuzzyjefe

    that your lucid reaming is 'half-assed'.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:21:10 PM CDT

    ...I have great dreams sometimes, but I have a lot of...

    by flickapoo

    average stress dreams...teeth falling out...back in school, the end of the semester, and you suddenly realize you've forgotten to go to a class for weeks or months...
    Average textbook anxiety shit.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:21:20 PM CDT

    Make up dreams?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Who the fuck does that? I mean, after first grade...Dioxi, I hold out hope for you...but, NEVER...EVER...lie about your dreams to the Pedalback... You have NO idea the forces you are tempting here with that accusation/statement ...Many of us are registered practitioners of the arcane...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:22:01 PM CDT

    my alien invasions didnt have explosions much

    by dioxholsterreturns

    just hunting me and my family down along with other refugees. i would hide in buildings and drive pickup trucks. thats from a couple of dreams i can remember. one in particular i had to get food to people but i had to go their "alien controlled territory" was scary as hell. and then another where buildings and my house get blown away slowely by alien ships.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:22:24 PM CDT

    *golf clap for Scary's poem*

    by stlost

  • Jul 24, 2010 11:22:25 PM CDT

    ...ha! lucid reaming...

    by flickapoo

    ...I'm reaming in silent lucidity.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:23:08 PM CDT

    Flick...re: '...good Bible upbringing...'

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Quite a dream state that onwe induces...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:24:34 PM CDT

    i dont lie about my dreams at all?

    by dioxholsterreturns

    did i mention that i dreamt up AVATAR five years before it got released. true story lol

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:26:14 PM CDT

    I dreamt of Harry

    by dioxholsterreturns

    he told me there will be a special Stargate Talkback and anyone who makes fun of me will get banned.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:28:02 PM CDT

    There'd be no silent reaming from me

    by fuzzyjefe

    I'd be squealing like a Japanese girl on Michael Jackson day.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:28:24 PM CDT

    my dreams upgraded to HD last year

    by dioxholsterreturns

    for 3D i had to wear glasses

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:28:33 PM CDT

    My most current re-occurring dream anxiety...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I have to be somewhere, and i am not packed..I'm gonna miss my cab, flight, and/or space shuttle because I didn't plan ahead and get my dry cleaning picked up or pack a single thing...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:29:13 PM CDT

    Verily, I did forget...

    by scarywaitress

    I had promised to post in verse For our yearly bash. And yet I needed wine, two glasses, first. Lubrication is the key In many things, like sex, and rhyming Well, it's not JUST lube, you see... Quite a lot is in the timing. Anyhoo, the point is, friends My promised verse shall not be lacking At least, until I shall retire In which case, I had best get cracking....

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:29:50 PM CDT

    ...Cheeses, I have a sister who still thumps...

    by flickapoo

    ...when her little daughter started having some bad dreams, she would ask her to talk about the dreams in detail. Anyway, when my sister decided that the scary figures in the drams were demonic she got all freaked out, and her constant questions and prodding undoubtedly multiplied the imagery and intensity of what started as perfectly normal bad dreams.
    Things got pretty weird there for a while...Christian/New Age/therapist/exorcist type weird.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:31:10 PM CDT

    Oh Dioxholster...

    by fuzzyjefe

    folks like what they like. I have a few pop culture skeletons in my closet. THAT SAID...Stargate? Really? ;) I keed because I care.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:32:28 PM CDT

    ...reams...drams?

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 11:32:44 PM CDT

    A haiku to say...

    by scarywaitress

    Sunday is for poetry Waitress is tired.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:32:52 PM CDT

    Cheeses ---- that dream of yours is so interesting!

    by dioxholsterreturns

    i like the part where you wait for a cab. my interpretation of it is that you re worried about your future after breaking up with a young woman you thought you loved. now you are alone awaiting for a pick up.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:34:27 PM CDT

    ...ha! like a Japanese schoolgirl...

    by flickapoo

    ...mmmm...Japanese schoolgirls.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:34:31 PM CDT

    Flick...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    "Christian/New Age/therapist/exorcist type weird."My kinda party...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:36:53 PM CDT

    Scary gives it up...

    by fuzzyjefe

    with a couple of glasses and chirruns as well she gave us few verses before her lids fell can flicka last longer? we'll wait and see as long as he keeps his bic pen far from me

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:37:19 PM CDT

    ...hehehe, Cheeses...I figured. Throw in a little...

    by flickapoo

    ...lucid reaming and it's Cheeses porn, made to order.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:38:39 PM CDT

    Not just Japanese school girls my good man...

    by fuzzyjefe

    SQUEALING Japanese school girls. Pack your sparkly glove boys! Were hitting the Pacific!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:38:51 PM CDT

    No Dioxie...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Women try to pick me up often...And, while it is true that I love a woman who no longer is the woman I originally fell in love with...my dreams are more about responsibility and making shit happen and flow like clockwork...I can RARELY make that happen in dreamtime...Titties on the other hand...look great in any dream..

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:40:54 PM CDT

    ...Pacific Rim...

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 24, 2010 11:41:16 PM CDT

    japanese dont mind wearing really short skirts

    by dioxholsterreturns

    they also dont mind selling used underwear in vending machines

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:41:28 PM CDT

    Bibles, crystals, holy water & incense

    by fuzzyjefe

    'How does that make you FEEEEEL?' Bend over and I'll show ya.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:41:54 PM CDT

    ...Pacific Ring Of Fire?...

    by flickapoo

    ...♫♪ and it burns, burns, burns...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:43:21 PM CDT

    HHHHHAAAAA!!!! to all y'all...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Dreams are so cool...I wish I had more of them...But, damn, you priced a good dream lately?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:43:32 PM CDT

    We would rampage through Tokyo

    by fuzzyjefe

    like Godzilla with a weekend pass and something to prove.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:44:29 PM CDT

    They're more expensive...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    than a half a cart of groceries...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:44:35 PM CDT

    no cool dreams recently not even nightmares

    by dioxholsterreturns

    probably because my mind cant think of a worse nightmare than the one im living in now lol

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:45:10 PM CDT

    ...ok, let's role play these feelings...

    by flickapoo

    ...I'll be Jezebel, and you be the dogs eating her after she's thrown from the tower...
    First, a word of prayer...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:45:54 PM CDT

    haha do japanese women like big dicks?

    by dioxholsterreturns

    or are they fine with the small stuff the got back home?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:46:11 PM CDT

    I usually rent my dreams

    by fuzzyjefe

    and never the same one twice. THANK GOD or whatever PTB.

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:47:24 PM CDT

    , Please bless this meal the dogs are having today...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    bless the nutrients they will receive from her physical carcass..

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:48:53 PM CDT

    As long as they don't mind

    by fuzzyjefe

    a little Manimal. 'Don't be afraid of the Yeti. He's your friend.'

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:49:10 PM CDT

    Jezzi-bell....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    What a hot who'...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:50:02 PM CDT

    wats up with the freaky long hair?

    by dioxholsterreturns

    i wouldve liked it wrapped around my dick while giving me a blowjob but man i fear i dont have enough dick for that hair!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:50:35 PM CDT

    What's short for whore?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Who...? Ho...? Hoe..?

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:52:29 PM CDT

    By the way...I'm especially fond of Ho's...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    they're so honest with their feelings...

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:52:50 PM CDT

    Well Cheeses...

    by fuzzyjefe

    as long as you have cash, nothing's short for whore. Ba-dump-bump-tssssh!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:53:38 PM CDT

    ...female just headed upstairs...

    by flickapoo

    ...that's my cue, boys.
    Watch out for bad guys!

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  • Jul 24, 2010 11:56:05 PM CDT

    Damn....party's winding down...

    by fuzzyjefe

    keep the fires burning night shift. I gotta try to catch some z's myownself. To sleep, perchance to dream. May flocks of scantily-clad Nipponese schoolgirls fly me to my rest.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:00:14 AM CDT

    Fine...leave me...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I hate you guys...Not really..Yeah, right now, I really do hate you...But, I'm sure I'll get over it...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:01:24 AM CDT

    why pay for pussy when its offered for free?

    by dioxholsterreturns

    i never pay for something that i can have for free

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:02:49 AM CDT

    I masturbated earlier today...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    so once you guys go to bed...there isn't really much exciting stuff for me to look forward to...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:04:02 AM CDT

    penis is always free though

    by dioxholsterreturns

    women dont have to pay anyone

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:05:53 AM CDT

    I've never paid for pussy, Dioxi...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    but, I have been paid American Dollars to have sex with a hot, but married, woman...I have no ethics issues with that at all...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:06:06 AM CDT

    i knew a guy who got caught in the act by his mom

    by dioxholsterreturns

    when he was a kid. i thought it was hilarious.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:07:51 AM CDT

    Cheeses -- nah im not buying that, your story that is

    by dioxholsterreturns

    women can get penis for free, she will only pay you for your silence.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:08:26 AM CDT

    No such thing as free penis

    by gotilk

    not even for women.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:09:48 AM CDT

    if hot woman came up to you and told you to follow her to bedroo

    by dioxholsterreturns

    you would say no?

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:10:12 AM CDT

    It was actually payment to reimburse me...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    for non-existent gas and mileage claims...She thought I lived across town and couldn't make the wife suspicious with increased gas bills...In truth, she lived like 3 blocks from me...$50 bucks a week went a long way in 1985...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:11:19 AM CDT

    I'd say yes

    by gotilk

    unless there were any obvious green drippy bits or twitching expressions.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:13:13 AM CDT

    But ask any woman, it's never really "free"

    by gotilk

    they either call when they don't want them to, don't if they do, cling if they don't want to be clung to or won't if they do. Finish too fast, kiss too wet and sloppy, have kinks or quirks, obsessions or perversions or make them sleep on the wet spot. No such thing as free.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:15:24 AM CDT

    I'd argue it's just as easy for any guy to

    by gotilk

    have sex anytime he wants. It's just a matter of desire, perseverance and flexible standards. I'd prefer to have it less and maintain SOME kind of standards, personally. Not that I'm picky. These days the biggest turn on is someone NICE.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:16:43 AM CDT

    but thats not the same thing Cheeses

    by dioxholsterreturns

    1985? i wasnt even born! she didnt pay you for the sex though, that was courtesy payment. but i guess she liked you, married women like anybody whose not their husband. I would never cheat though or be part of it, thats just me.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:17:53 AM CDT

    You youngsters need to get a grip...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    women are defined by their men...at least among themselves...Women, need men more than we need pussy...It's a FACT...Have faith in yourselves and stop letting bitches rule your lives...No woman gets wet with a status quo setting peacemaker...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:19:50 AM CDT

    Scary notwithstanding...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    MOST women fall for artistic smart fucks like Flick...Helps if, like Flick, you know how to break beds during sex...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:21:56 AM CDT

    What I mean is...You want a chick like Scary...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    You gotta be like Flick...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:24:56 AM CDT

    Dioxi...I got a bonus $25 from the married chick...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    every time I sexed her into unconsciousness...which was often over the footstool in her living room befroe her husband got off work...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:27:55 AM CDT

    Women define their importance...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    by how many different men want to fuck them...Men define their importance by how many women they trick into fucking them...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:34:22 AM CDT

    Cheeses --- that feels accurate but

    by dioxholsterreturns

    you make the world seem to be defined by genitals.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:36:19 AM CDT

    'And, thats all I have to say about that.... '

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    in my best Forrest Gump impression...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:38:00 AM CDT

    Genitals trump good sense....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    until you reach your mid-to-late 40's...It's a hormonal thing...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:40:22 AM CDT

    They call it a mid-life 'crisis'...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    but, it's really just a matter of the re-organization of priorities...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:44:20 AM CDT

    Tell me a story, Dioxi,...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Starring a chick, where genitals and hormones didn't play a major, deciding part in the outcome...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:52:16 AM CDT

    well genitals are only one part of sex

    by dioxholsterreturns

    that married woman probably didnt want your dick, but wanted attention her husband didnt give her.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 2:07:06 AM CDT

    So where's Robert Downey in the photos above?

    by burnhollywood

    I mean, I'm glad 70s era Harlan Ellison was able to make the scene (or is it Clint Eastwood from THE EIGER SANCTION?), but where's Downey?
    His outfit has a soundtrack, by the way:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2_m4LYAcdI

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  • Jul 25, 2010 2:09:47 AM CDT

    Well, I'm drunk...

    by burnhollywood

    The preceding post was on entirely the wrong thread.
    So, while I'm off-topic anyway...FUCK SCOTT PILGRIM!!!

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  • Jul 25, 2010 2:22:25 AM CDT

    And no one dreamt about pizza that whole time?

    by rplocke

    I get hungry in my dreams.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 3:49:58 AM CDT

    eating in dreams means you fat fatty

    by dioxholsterreturns

    get some exerciser fatty

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  • Jul 25, 2010 8:52:56 AM CDT

    TICKET PRICE?

    by scottpilgrimfan

    Presumably tickets for this film will cost less. You can't make a film that will solely appeal to poor people and then charge full-price for a ticket. So what's the deal on that front?

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  • Jul 25, 2010 10:13:27 AM CDT

    Morning Peebers! I see we're all bright-eyed

    by scarywaitress

    and bushy tailed this fine Sunday morning!

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  • Jul 25, 2010 10:14:47 AM CDT

    And by that I mean, presumably still in bed.

    by scarywaitress

  • Jul 25, 2010 10:28:53 AM CDT

    Where is Downey?

    by conspiracy

    He is kinda hard to see sometimes..when next to normal sized humans.When ScarJo is on her back..her tits are taller than Downey.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 10:41:32 AM CDT

    Bale vs Gibson

    by savagedave

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ge02eybjYhttp://tinyurl.com/36uyzy7

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  • Jul 25, 2010 10:49:10 AM CDT

    Off to inception

    by six demon bag

    This will be a day long remembered

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  • Jul 25, 2010 10:59:08 AM CDT

    Sixies is gonna be all chatty when he gets back

    by macready452

    SPOILER SPOILERThe thing that is bugging me about Inception now (I only saw it once on FRI)is that second last scene at the airport at the bag check. Cobbs team is looking at him...and now it seems to me like they are disturbed projections staring when the dream starts to get familiar.I wanted to believe Cobb got his happy ending and now I think it was a dream. Still a happy ending for him I guess though.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:03:59 AM CDT

    Yeah Mac...SPOILER de SPOILIER

    by fuzzyjefe

    even if it is ALL a dream, he made his peace and gots to see his chirruns. I'm down with that.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:09:00 AM CDT

    Highway to the SPOILERZONE...

    by fuzzyjefe

    I've really started to believe that Caine's character was trying to give a dreaming Cobb peace. His recommended architect was VERY instrumental in helping him face Mal. She was oh so very insistent about going deeper than was necessary. That adds a layer of understanding and forgiveness (maybe coupled with guilt b/c he seemed to have been the one that introduced Cobb to the dream-hopping) to the whole affair. And also bunnies and happy prancing unicorns. It adds those too.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:09:55 AM CDT

    ...SPOILER. Yeah, Mac...

    by flickapoo

    ...that's what I take away from a movie like INCEPTION.
    He got his happy ending...and when it comes to exactly what's real and what is only in our heads...do we ever really know?

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:13:32 AM CDT

    YOU'RE ALL FEVER-DREAM CONSTRUCTS

    by fuzzyjefe

    Everything is becoming so much clearer. Flicka, I'm now imagining you with HUGE boobies. That are on your knees. And dragonfly wings sprouting from your forehead. And jellybean eyes. And you smell of bananas.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:17:13 AM CDT

    Yeah Fuzz...SPOILER

    by macready452

    but that would then mean the whole movie was Cobb s subconscious the ENTIRE time. NOTHING was ever real if Caine wasn't. Not that is out of the question. Cobb's subconscious may have been swiss cheese based on the building he did with Mal and then her death.That is to fucked up for me to get started on though.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:17:23 AM CDT

    Yeah Fuzz...SPOILER

    by macready452

    but that would then mean the whole movie was Cobb s subconscious the ENTIRE time. NOTHING was ever real if Caine wasn't. Not that is out of the question. Cobb's subconscious may have been swiss cheese based on the building he did with Mal and then her death.That is to fucked up for me to get started on though.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:17:25 AM CDT

    Yeah Fuzz...SPOILER

    by macready452

    but that would then mean the whole movie was Cobb s subconscious the ENTIRE time. NOTHING was ever real if Caine wasn't. Not that is out of the question. Cobb's subconscious may have been swiss cheese based on the building he did with Mal and then her death.That is to fucked up for me to get started on though.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:19:04 AM CDT

    I'm all post happy i guess

    by macready452

    sup Flick. No sphincter or compound fracture dreams last night I trust. I dream less under the influence.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:19:52 AM CDT

    That's what I think though, Mac SPOILER

    by fuzzyjefe

    It WAS all Cobb. Creating dreamworlds had become so second nature to him by now, he just accepted LEVEL 1 as reality. And this was a last-ditch effort to afford him a little peace. Or I'm just full of shit. Your call.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:19:58 AM CDT

    ...you guys are all hot-chicks. You post in panties...

    by flickapoo

    ...and tank tops by the warm light of antique brass lamps while sipping wine and eating fancy cheese...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:23:37 AM CDT

    Spoiler-once-more

    by fuzzyjefe

    The whole Cillian Murphy story was just such an obvious parallel. A group on a mission to plant an idea of reconciliation & peace...that was a backdrop to help Cobb achieve the same. The ultimate long con...of dreamitude.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:24:20 AM CDT

    You say something

    by fuzzyjefe

    banana boob-knees?

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:26:04 AM CDT

    ...catching up...Damn! Thanks, Cheeses...

    by flickapoo

    ...but you're the master.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:26:27 AM CDT

    Just for you Flicka....

    by fuzzyjefe

    I was a freshman at a small midwestern college.... Never having been on my own before, I was pleased when my roommate Cassandra seemed like such a kindred spirit.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:32:03 AM CDT

    And with that...

    by fuzzyjefe

    I bid you adieu. Gonna go up country and stuff some ribs in my face-hole. Feel free to be jealous.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:33:37 AM CDT

    ...ah, sweet Cassandra...

    by flickapoo

    ...with a name like that, how could she have not been beautiful, intelligent, and intellectually restless?
    She was all those things, and more.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:34:33 AM CDT

    ...stuff it, Fuzz!

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 25, 2010 11:41:01 AM CDT

    Mac... SPOILERS SPOILERS NOTHIN BUT SPOILERS

    by scarywaitress

    That's EXACTLY what I thought the ending said the whole thing was. The entire Foster inception job, start to finish, was all his own construct. The one getting the Inception job done to him was Cobb, not Robert Foster. The idea that it was Caine all along is interesting... but I think Caine was ALSO a Cobb construct. The tip-off for me was how the super-young new architect was saying all these personal things that Cobb wanted/needed to hear... also, the way she "got" the idea of building so fast? Dead giveaway. She's a projection of himself. I toyed with the notion that the story was non-dreamworld up until the last time the top falls over when spun, and everything after that is Cobb's dream... I'm going to have to see it again to test that out- but I think, the longer I consider it, it's probably ALL a dream from the beginning.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:44:40 AM CDT

    MORE SPOILERS THEN I'M DONE

    by scarywaitress

    I also think the weak spot of the movie was the snow scene. When I came home, I told Flick that my one problem was that all the dreams stuck so rigidly to real-world rules... after he saw it, he pointed out that, by the snow scene, EVERYONE- even the mark- knows it's a dream, so sticking to the rules at that point was not necessary. I mean, serioulsy... they could all get Matrix-y... or a herd of rhinos could come through and wipe out the bad guys... or they could turn bullets into rosepetals... it could get weird by then, I would think. At the LEAST, limbo should have been nutso. Like, gravity is all skewed, etc. But it was normal, too. THAT was the one disappointment I had... other than that, it was brilliant.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:46:19 AM CDT

    On that note, I'm out.

    by scarywaitress

    Got to go buy food. Flick is subsisting on toast and marmalade... not happily, I might add. I must see to my wifely duty.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:47:55 AM CDT

    ...yeah, Mac. Alcohol reduces my dreaming too...

    by flickapoo

    ...even just a couple glasses of wine.
    The only drawback.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:56:03 AM CDT

    ...and I have to mow, weed-whack, trim hedges...

    by flickapoo

    ...and cut down a tree...
    Unless someone can talk me out of it.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:21:39 PM CDT

    We can speculate all day

    by macready452

    almost more fun than the movie. What is the point of the totems if it is all a dream though? I also hate to think that Hardy and JGL weren't real. They were the best and got all the fun jobs. You could also say they were just other incarnations of Cobb.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 12:22:23 PM CDT

    ...OK, here I go...don't try to stop me...

    by flickapoo

    ...I'm warning you...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 1:16:16 PM CDT

    Man, I had the weirdest dream last night...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I dreamed I was having a conversation with Dioxholsterboy...and it WASN'T about Stargate!!! How fucked up is that...Then I got kicked up from that dream to one where my daughter and two of her friends came home at 5 AM and I was asleep at the computer...one of her friends gave me a Coors light that exploded when I opened it spewing beer all over my desk and screen...I must still be dreaming because it smells like stale beer in here and the carpet is still wet...I'm afraid to scroll up and find out that Dioxi is a real person...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 2:13:41 PM CDT

    oetry does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Ha! Thanks for the fun read. I particularly liked the poems and Cheeses schooling the stargate generation on sex and womenly wiles.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 2:14:04 PM CDT

    Uhh..what the fuck was that?!!

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 25, 2010 2:22:01 PM CDT

    Blow your mind, Sixes?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 25, 2010 2:24:58 PM CDT

    Yeah

    by six demon bag

    And then some

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  • Jul 25, 2010 2:26:14 PM CDT

    ...oh, no...didn't like it?

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 25, 2010 2:45:46 PM CDT

    Give us your FIRST impressions, Sixes...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 25, 2010 2:59:31 PM CDT

    Hitler finds out he's in LOMBO!!!!

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGuwrlcKWW0

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  • Jul 25, 2010 3:00:02 PM CDT

    Make that LIMBO!!!

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 25, 2010 3:06:35 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Um.. i'm actually a bit worried about SDB after that last post.
    I mean the dude might be slumped somewhere with blood trickling out his ears right now.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 3:09:30 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Flicka, you have to cut down a tree?! We talking sapling or substantial?

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  • Jul 25, 2010 3:22:28 PM CDT

    ...medium sized tree. Got rained out though.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 25, 2010 3:23:50 PM CDT

    Okay...things are quiet around the Cheeses household...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    So, I think I'll go see Inception again...I hope do Sixes is okay...Back in a couple hours...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 3:24:03 PM CDT

    First impressions SPOULERS

    by six demon bag

    I thought it was great but might think it's too smart for it's own good. There was a certain part in the film, right before they went into the snow level, where I just said fuck it and stopped trying to figure it out.could it all be a dream? Sure. I'm defintely gonna hafta see it again and read every review out there..I will say Nolan does have some balls for doing this as his follow up. This was pretty ambitious. I saw the new affleck film trailer. That looks great

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  • Jul 25, 2010 3:24:59 PM CDT

    ...Cheeses, see if you can find Sixies wandering...

    by flickapoo

    ...around down in Level 3 and bring him back.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 3:26:25 PM CDT

    ...yeah, THE TOWN trailer is good.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 25, 2010 3:27:39 PM CDT

    ...I think I agree, Six. I think you could have removed...

    by flickapoo

    ...about 1/5 to 1/4 of the complexity and improved the movie.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 3:33:25 PM CDT

    ...I like to think in a movie, but at a certain point...

    by flickapoo

    ...frontal lobe exertion gets in the way of emotion. I think that cutting back a little on the mental gymnastics would have left me free to feel more at the appropriate moments.
    It's like walking and chewing gum. I can do both at the same time, but I can't run and chew gum at the same time. I can think and feel at the same time, but it's hard to feel while working out calculus problems.
    I'm curious to see what happens when I see it again.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 3:39:03 PM CDT

    I'm curious to read some more theories

    by six demon bag

    I skimmed above and Would like to see if they hold up. I think we give saito too much credit. In hindsight he's not a good person. I will definitely pick up more clues in the second go round

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  • Jul 25, 2010 3:54:42 PM CDT

    Off to see it again as well

    by star hump

    Was bowled over by my first viewing, with the exception of casting Ken Watanabe. Mystifying. Why cast an actor who cannot speak good English? His dialogue was a jumbled mess. Indecipherable. Every line counts in a movie as multi-layered as Inception. Nolan made a mistake casting Ken W.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 4:01:34 PM CDT

    Charlie

    by macready452

    Scary let Fuzzy and ST walk out in front of her. Not cause she was afraid. She just hated that, “they’re staring at my ass” feeling she always got around this group. Actually she liked it….just not today. They stepped out of the jailhouse as the sun touched the western horizon. They would be safe….for now. The Triumph had been torn apart. She patted the package still tucked in her waistband. Thank she had brought it with her.She pulled The Blade off of her shoulder. Surveying the scene she instinctively knew something was wrong but couldn’t articulate it before her instincts kicked in. Fuzzy and ST backed her move and checked their Six.”Cowboy boots.” ST said.That is what was out of place. There were plenty of footprints on the dusty floor of the plain but the cowboy boot print was not a tell tale sign of the Daysiders. ”Whoa whoa whoa. Foot off the gas pedal, racers.” The voice was calm.The trio turned and looked up to the roof of the jailhouse where the voice had come from.”Heard the gunfire. Came to see what all the ruckus was.” The man’s duster was open and pulled back exposing the two holstered Desert Eagles, which he had not pulled, in a gesture of non-threatening good faith. His Stetson was pulled low over his eyes and they couldn’t make out his face in the shadows of the setting sun.”What’s your business?””None of yours.” Scary said.”Fair enough,” the stranger said, ”anyone putting down that many Daysiders doesn’t really need any other agenda as far as Me and Ted are concerned.””Ted? You got a midget in your fly stranger?” Fuzzy asked.”Heh heh. No…..no. Teddy the man with the sniper rifle trained on your forehead son.”They looked about but saw nothing.”Ted puts you down and the pretty lady with the pig sticker aint gonna get me, so that leaves you and me fella.” The stranger looked at ST.”Now I don’t know you sir, but I know myself, and I’m inclined to believe I can skin this here D.E. and put you down before you can train that barrel on me. You’re next sexy.” He looked at Scary. “No offense. Just……..Darwinism you might say. Ted might get ya before me, but you’ll get got.”Fuzzy and ST let their weapons fall to their side.”See I knew we’d make great friends.””Wonderful.“ Scary said sarcastically. “We can use all the friends we can get.””No need for the lip ma’am. As you have just witnessed we can be pretty ‘helpful’. Now…how may I service you.” He looked Scary up and down.”Well if you ‘must’ help us we are looking for someone.””If they came through here….I know em.””Name’s Mac.” ST said.It was as if the name had clipped the strings on the marionette of a cowboy. He hung his head and his shoulders slouched. After a minute he gave a whistle and a wave. Off in the distance Teddy revealed his position and moved toward them.”Yeah…” the stranger spoke, “we know Mac.”The trio looked at each with a glimmer of hope.”They got him.” The stranger said smothering the moment. “The Daysiders.” “Well, let’s get him back.” Fuzzy said.”It’s not that easy son.” The stranger explained. “A man has taken control of the Daysiders. They aren’t just some mindless horde anymore. There is purpose and calculation behind them now.””Lets just start with the where’s then.” Scary said. “First off where are we now? I thought I saw a sign for Austin a couple miles back. Are we close?””Well,” the stranger said, “..it used to be called that. Ted and I have a new name for it though.””Yeah’” Scary said, “what’s that?””Nazareth.” He said. “And my name is Cheeses.”

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  • Jul 25, 2010 4:17:58 PM CDT

    It's like hopping on rocks through

    by stlost

    a raging river. Hoping to not fall into the spoilers.

    Then I found solace in Part Charlie of the Daysiders. Thanks Mac!

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  • Jul 25, 2010 4:22:24 PM CDT

    No Inception for you ST?

    by macready452

    You got quite the game of Frogger in front of you then. I'll make sure to keep a firm "SPOILER" policy in those regards.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 4:30:34 PM CDT

    Mac... this story is shapin' up the good.

    by scarywaitress

    I'm digging this. Nice return to form, I must say.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 4:44:33 PM CDT

    Thanks Ess

    by macready452

    You're in front on this one. I didn't give ya enough in Floaters;)

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  • Jul 25, 2010 4:47:58 PM CDT

    ..."but you’ll get got", hehehe...

    by flickapoo

    ...I like Teddy as a sniper, too. Seems in character.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 4:50:31 PM CDT

    glad you liked that Flick

    by macready452

    I also liked the "midget in your fly" play on "mouse in your pocket" if I do say so myself;)

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  • Jul 25, 2010 4:55:45 PM CDT

    ...so, what do you think, ST...next weekend for you?...

    by flickapoo

    ...fortunately, it isn't a movie easily spoiled. You can't accidentally read out of the corner of your eye that Leo is the one who ends up marrying Mr. Darcy and have the whole thing ruined for you.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 4:59:41 PM CDT

    Leo was actually Kaiser Soze

    by macready452

  • Jul 25, 2010 5:00:45 PM CDT

    ..."midget in your fly"...very David Lynchesque...

    by flickapoo

    ...[zip!...out pops the head and shoulders of Michael J. Anderson holding twin six shooters]
    BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

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  • Jul 25, 2010 5:02:25 PM CDT

    Actually from what I've read in the spoiler pools above

    by six demon bag

    Nothing is ruined by reading the spoilers. if I do go again, I'm taking my wife so she can take notes for me

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  • Jul 25, 2010 5:12:30 PM CDT

    ...Mrs. Demon: But I don't waaant to take notes...

    by flickapoo

    Six Demon Bag: Are you complaining? You know what happens to people...WHO...complain...
    Mrs. Demon: No! Not that...anything but that!...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 5:12:42 PM CDT

    There aren't any spoilers for Inception

    by rplocke

    cause no one can figure out what went on during the movie anyway.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 5:39:23 PM CDT

    That being said, ST, I wouldn't actually READ the posts...

    by scarywaitress

    but I agree, if you catch something out the corner of your eye, without having seen the movie you probably won't understand what's being said.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 5:49:14 PM CDT

    Leo was dead at the end of Sixth Sense

    by macready452

  • Jul 25, 2010 6:29:46 PM CDT

    whoa synergy

    by macready452

    its taco night. not even my idea.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 6:46:10 PM CDT

    ...the tacos are aligning for you, Mac...

    by flickapoo

    ...take advantage to begin that spicy new project you've been thinking of.
    Don't be afraid to tackle more than one taco at once, and if presented with an unfamiliar condiment...dive in!
    This month, you can do no wrong.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 6:57:59 PM CDT

    what about my lucky numbers Flick?

    by macready452

  • Jul 25, 2010 7:03:01 PM CDT

    Just got back...and wow...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I think I like the movie even better...So much in there...so many possibilities..and, yeah each leads to a different hypothesis...I like it because it can be enjoyed as a strait action thrill AND it can be as trippy and introspective as you WANT it to be...'Bout half way thru, it dawned on me that Cobb and Mal might have only had kids in Limbo...The repeating of,"You're waiting on a train...You hope it will take you someplace, but, you aren't sure where..." could mean they decided to lay on the tracks but woke up in a different dream world, one where Cobb was a secret dream spy, and it didn't ring true for Mal...He wouldn't agree to kick up to 'reality' even after she was gone...he believed so strongly in it...The kids only exist in his memories from Limbo...Just a thought...I do think it is Mal, her dad, Saito, Juno and the chemist who are incepting Cobb...I also think Arthur and the Forger are different aspects of Cobb mind...And Saito DOES touch Cobb's top at the very beginning...also, the Totems are expressly said to let you know, NOT whether you are in a dream or reality, but whether you are in your OWN dream or someone else's...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 7:06:39 PM CDT

    ...6, 9, 69, and 96 .

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 25, 2010 7:12:08 PM CDT

    ...let's keep the SPOILER warnings up for ST...

    by flickapoo

    ...interesting...I'm looking forward to seeing it again. Probably have to be on DVD, though.
    Interesting about the totems...I sort of caught that the first time, but didn't really apply that test to the whole movie.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 7:14:29 PM CDT

    ...SPOILER. So at the very least...

    by flickapoo

    ...the fact that the top is spinning successfully at the end means that Leo is in "reality" or at least his own dream...nobody is fucking with him.
    We pretty much knew that, but that confirms it.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 7:23:55 PM CDT

    OOOPS....Sorry....SpoilersSpoilersSpoilers...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Nolan leaves it up to you wheter the top falls or continues to spin...it wobbles slightly almost every time it is spun.Another clue is in the math of the timeframes in each dream-state...When the music starts near the ending signifying the prelude to the triple kick, Cobb says that Arthur has a bout 3 to five minutes and they have 20 minutes on Hoth...What Arthur then does takes WAY longer...so, there is at least another level to the dreaming, making the van level 2, hotel #3, Hoth #4 and so on...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 7:24:53 PM CDT

    Spoilers continued...That level is Cobb's 'Reality'...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Where he is a super spy...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 7:31:35 PM CDT

    say whaa? we talking about Inception?!

    by yourstepdaddy

    with that said, check out my Inception spoof at www.fumpdibbidy.blogspot.com

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  • Jul 25, 2010 7:35:30 PM CDT

    SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS….

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    One line still bothers me...Arthur is talking to Juno and says, "That's why the military invented Shared Dreaming", so soldiers could shoot, stab and kill one another...Now, the question I have is, if this is fact and not some dream explanation, is did Mal's Dad work for the Military, and did Mal and/or Cobb work for them too? Why were they using this tech in their living room instead of a corporate research lab? Or, were they in a lab in reality, and the scenes of them waking on the floor are in the false world Cobb has created? Explains why Mal is upset and crying from the moment they 'wake up'...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 7:40:48 PM CDT

    watch my Inception spoof!

    by yourstepdaddy

    www.fumpdibbidy.blogspot.com... to advertise is to become a spammer...sorry

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  • Jul 25, 2010 7:42:19 PM CDT

    I kinda knew those would be my numbers

    by macready452

    Cheeses..SPOILERin the airport, the team is looking at Cobb. Are there other people looking at him as well. In hind sight I thought it was the most telling thing that he was in a dream..his or someone elses. If they are looking at him that would mean that he is in someone elses dream....I think..right?

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  • Jul 25, 2010 7:49:00 PM CDT

    HHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!! Daddyman...that shit was FUNNY...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    "Better check my totem..."HHHAAAA!!! Beyonce!!!

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  • Jul 25, 2010 7:54:53 PM CDT

    Spoilers

    by six demon bag

    So what is the significance of the totems??if we didn't see a contrast..

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  • Jul 25, 2010 7:59:25 PM CDT

    Sixes....SpoilersSpoilersSpoilers....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Cobb says they were Mal's idea...and that they help you know if you are in your own, or someone else's, dream...And you don't allow anyone else to even touch it... Cobb went into Mal's doll house safe and touched hers...spinning it and closing the safe...Now he uses it himself as his own...SO, if the top tumbles, is it his dream or Mals?

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  • Jul 25, 2010 8:01:43 PM CDT

    I don't think anyone else was looking at him in the airport

    by six demon bag

    Just his team, kinda like they were acknowledging that they pulled off this kickass job. but the significance of Michael Caine there..I think that is the key. Why would he be there? He lived in paris if I'm not mistaken..

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  • Jul 25, 2010 8:02:14 PM CDT

    Sweet dreams PB

    by macready452

    check yall in the early early. Vacation is officially over. tear.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 8:03:38 PM CDT

    Mac...SpoilersSpoilersSpoilers...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    the airport scene was the most disorienting scene in the whole movie for me...yes, everyone looked at him with almost knowing smiles and nods....but each of those could also be interpreted as normal human glances at people they think they recognize, like people you just shared a 10 hour plane flight with in first class...Plus not one of them says a word...no way to confirm or deny suspicion..."Like someone I once met in a half remembered dream..."

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  • Jul 25, 2010 8:06:00 PM CDT

    ...hehehe...nice, Step

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 25, 2010 8:07:11 PM CDT

    ...may the taco be with you, Mac.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 25, 2010 8:14:17 PM CDT

    Later, Macman...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Don't forget to take your Totem with you...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 8:17:58 PM CDT

    ...I like things simple...SPOILER...

    by flickapoo

    ...the top spins at the end, but the movie ends before normal physics dictate it should fall. It might spin forever, or it might fall just after the cut. Either way, all that tells us is that Cob isn't in a dream built by someone else.
    The way one scene flows smoothly one into the next from the landing of the plane to being back home FEELS like a dream...and the way Cob describes dreams to Page..."how did you get here? Do you remember?"
    The scene of Cob being reunited with his kids plays out exactly like the memory...same light, similar shots...everything.
    So, either Cob is in a dream of his own making, or he's awake, and reality is so perfect that it matches his fantasy exactly. Either way, his dream came true.
    Until I see it again, that's all I got.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 8:22:15 PM CDT

    "Either way, his dream came true."

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    And, isn't that really what we're ALL looking for...?

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  • Jul 25, 2010 8:22:45 PM CDT

    Spoilers

    by six demon bag

    But they never explained the tumbling of totems. They just said a gist of the totem. I think I needed to pay more attention
    during that part.I saw juno's fall over though.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 8:27:56 PM CDT

    Flick and cheeses

    by six demon bag

    Good interps guys..I'm going with that too. And the way it was all slo mo in the airport..shot very dreamlike.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 8:38:13 PM CDT

    Sixes....SpoilersSpoilersSpoilers....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    We are expressly shown three totems...all game related...a top, a loaded die and a chess piece (pawn or Bishop). The Forger is seen loosing all his gaming chips only to cash in a huge stack the next scene while Cobb belittles his 'hand writing', so, I assume the chip is his token...Juno bores a hole in the bottom of hers to presumably alter it's center of gravity and weight...But, what good is knowing the weight of a totem is you spend a third of your dream time in Zero Gee?

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  • Jul 25, 2010 8:45:33 PM CDT

    I think the idea of the totem SPOILER

    by six demon bag

    Is to be the only one to know what yours is. Cause if you are a pawn in someones else dream, they will dream YOU there but not your secret totem. but then I was thinking that the windmill or picture was fishers totem...so who knows?

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  • Jul 25, 2010 8:47:15 PM CDT

    I've just glanced at headers...

    by stlost

    Flick: Yes, I'm hoping Saturday morning or noon.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 8:47:59 PM CDT

    Maybe I'll be scarce this week

    by stlost

    so you guys don't have to put spoiler warnings.

    Why hinder yourselves when it's just me that hasn't seen it

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  • Jul 25, 2010 9:02:45 PM CDT

    ...ST, I think it'll burn out soon. A new little flurry...

    by flickapoo

    ...of talk starts up after each person sees it...I think Sixies was the last until you see it next weekend.
    My bet is that INCEPTION will take a little break soon...then have at it again after you see it.
    Don't be scarce, bro.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 9:04:01 PM CDT

    STL...I don't know if this is legit or pirate or what...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    but, this offers an option...at your own risk...http://www.moviegorilla.com/inception-2010/Came across it googling Inception Theories...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 9:05:57 PM CDT

    I agree with, Flick...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    You'll be like this after you see it...we can't control ourselves...But, Flick is right...it'll be old news tomorrow...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 9:07:36 PM CDT

    'Til you see it and we start all over...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 25, 2010 9:08:03 PM CDT

    Dream device clearly looks like a knock-off

    by dioxholsterreturns

    i bet the military has a prettier one

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  • Jul 25, 2010 9:08:38 PM CDT

    ...I'm usually you, ST. In the past three years I've seen...

    by flickapoo

    ...five movies in a theater. INCEPTION, UP, WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE, AVATAR, and IRON MAN.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 9:10:40 PM CDT

    ...all right, we're going to give UP IN THE AIR a try...

    by flickapoo

    ...that Clooney flick Series 7 hated so much.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 9:14:11 PM CDT

    Flick

    by six demon bag

    Those are all good flicks..I wish I could have that RBI stats

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  • Jul 25, 2010 9:18:37 PM CDT

    Flick..

    by stlost

    UP IN THE AIR was surprisingly good in the STLost household. I thought my wife would hate it. It didn't seem like her cup of tea.

    She actually enjoyed it a lot.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 9:29:29 PM CDT

    I saw inceptioon only once but without thinking too hard

    by dioxholsterreturns

    I watched it on my same alert-level as I watched the Matrix, silly me, its actually more complicated that the matrix. I know Nolan has a tendency to not tell stories in a linear fashion but this new movie is a whole different animal. this isnt a movie that is simply told backwards or when one scene supersedes another. here you dont know which scene is real or not, or even what kind of reality it is or whether the whole purpose is real...saying its confusing is an understatement. but its also a movie enjoyed at every level, no pun intended. if any of you gonna see it again dont forget to report back and tell us your thoughts!

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  • Jul 25, 2010 9:31:53 PM CDT

    AVATAR made me thirsty for intellectual movie like INCEPTION

    by dioxholsterreturns

    i was so thirsty until i saw this great Nolan movie.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 9:38:39 PM CDT

    Stargate had a similar dream device used by military

    by dioxholsterreturns

    your memories can be transfered onto someone else.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 9:40:09 PM CDT

    Dioxi....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    "...if any of you gonna see it again dont forget to report back and tell us your thoughts!"Me and Whitey already did that...do you catch up or just jump in?

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  • Jul 25, 2010 9:54:19 PM CDT

    if this was all a dream then why did Cillian Murphy

    by dioxholsterreturns

    still have a scene in the end? after all that happened?

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  • Jul 25, 2010 9:58:27 PM CDT

    oh im reading it now

    by dioxholsterreturns

    the kids not being real is the wildest theory yet. i cant say anything till i see it again, im just afraid if i see it again i might have my head explode while watching.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 10:01:55 PM CDT

    one problem in interpreting the movie

    by dioxholsterreturns

    is that we can never know for sure it a certain scene was shot a certain way for aesthetic reasons or to give us a hint. since this is a visual medium that takes pride in emotive visuals, its kinda hard for the audience to deconstuct the way we look at movies and begin to see every frame as leading to a clue.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 10:04:47 PM CDT

    SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS….

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Dioxi...yeah, Kids being imaginary is powerful...also the part when Cobb tied his rope to Mal's chair when he rappelled down Saito's mansion and she let him fall...Like trying to give him a kick...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 10:19:13 PM CDT

    we all have to stick to one solid theory

    by dioxholsterreturns

    so i like the idea that Cobb's kids seem to be drawn from memory at the last scene, but they show their faces this time -- is that Nolan's way of telling us that this is real? because we all know how fuzzy faces are in dreams. but many here think its because Cobb is finally in his own dream. So does that mean he was unable to dream because A) an inception was taking place in his mind B) his wife's death made him go into a coma or something C) A & B D) Hes still stuck in the dream world while hes wife woke up. theres more im trying hard to remember.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 10:33:46 PM CDT

    What if that dream device is made up

    by dioxholsterreturns

    what if it doesnt exist at all outside of Cobb's head. is that even possible?

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  • Jul 25, 2010 10:39:12 PM CDT

    SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS….

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Here's my interpretation of the real story behind Inception...Cobb and Mal do work for the Military in her Father's experiments. Together, Cobb and Mal probe even deeper into dreamtime levels...they reach a particularly good one while under heavy sedation and stay for over 50 subjective years...While in Limbo they have and raise kids. Finally, Cobb figures the sedatives have worn off and talks he into head smashing on the train tracks...This takes them to His dream and not true reality of the Cobal Corporation's military experiments...She knows this isn't right because she knows she only had kids in Limbo...these kids aren't real.... She engineers a way for them to kick up together, but, he can;t let go of the fake kids...Dad and Mal get a specialist, Saito, and his assistants to go in and re-habilitate him, but in the end it doesn't work and Cobb stays in his own dreamworld with his imaginary kids...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 10:53:24 PM CDT

    cheeses--- thats a good interpretation

    by dioxholsterreturns

    cant say if it holds up though. but doesnt dieing in the dream world send you to an upper level? how did he take her to his own world, that part i dont get.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 10:58:37 PM CDT

    SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS….

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    When they go in it is by leapfrogging on one another's dreams...in the flick, first dreamer was the chemist, second was Arthur's third was Fisher's...When Cobb and Mal came up, they only came up a couple levels into one of his dream worlds...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:03:48 PM CDT

    So it ended up sending Cobb to a very deep level

    by dioxholsterreturns

    doesnt sound like a good plan to wake him up. unless we got it backwards. maybe they were going upwards, and the last scene in the chinese mansion was the first one. can anyone confirm?

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:14:36 PM CDT

    i guess i too should add SPOiLERSSSSSSSSS everywhere

    by dioxholsterreturns

    i saw it on friday and i made an effort not to come here before then just in case but even then, how can anyone spoil this movie anyway.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:22:37 PM CDT

    Yeah, even if you tell the secrets....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    you won't understand until you actually see it...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:30:55 PM CDT

    I'm off to bed... weekend time is over (sigh) SPOILERS

    by scarywaitress

    but, I have to leave with: Cheeses, I think if you have to make up military experiments that are only just BARELY hinted at as a way of giving a likely path for this technology to have even been brought into existence, you MIGHT be working a little overtime in the theories dept. BUT, conspire on, brother. It IS a strikingly good theory, too: I am SOLIDLY in the "the kids are dreams" camp (the way the final scene matched his memories/dreams of them, in every detail, up until you see their faces in the end, is just too big a clue) but the idea that they NEVER existed except INSIDE Mal and Cobb's shared dream is brilliant. And heartwrenching. AND turns the whole "what is reality, anyway?" question on its ear in a way I never would have thought of. NOW I have another reason to see this again (like I needed one.) Also, I think that could be true WITHOUT the military sideline, as well. I mean, the technology is being used in the private sector... Cobb and Mal could have been playing with it and had nothing to do with the military. Brilliant take, Cheeses.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:34:15 PM CDT

    Diox SPOILERS SPOILERS (sorry ST!)

    by scarywaitress

    I think the plan from the beginning was to get Cobb into his own limbo, a layer he didn't share with Mal. Because THERE was the only place he was going to see his kids. He wasn't going to get there unless he truly, TRULY forgave himself for her death... which he had been unable to do. Hence the INCEPTION job on himself. The idea being planted was, he could let her go. Which could be true whether his kids were ever real, or not.

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:48:31 PM CDT

    Thanks, Scary...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I was just watching it when I realized the only time we saw the kids was in his mind and memories of Limbo...except for one brief flash of the 'real world' where Mal is saying, "They aren't my children...don't you think I'd know..."...that seemed important...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:54:33 PM CDT

    I think that's another wonderful thing about Inception...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    the moment you hear another theory or idea, it changes the whole equation...for example I read a theory that Juno is actually Cobb's daughter and that fired off a whole new round of synopses in my brain...I don't buy the idea, but, I did have to consider it for a few minutes...

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  • Jul 25, 2010 11:54:53 PM CDT

    well SPOILERS cheeses

    by dioxholsterreturns

    that all implies that they know that he cant forgive himself for her death (if she really died), its possible they went in his dreams and found out but unless this is Fantastic Voyage its hard to believe they all went through all the effort just to change his emotions subconsciously. Im suggesting that all this could be in his mind instead, all these characters are his but taken from reality. But i think thats what you meant right?
    and if the kids were a dream then why does Mal have to die? why couldnt he dream her as well like he used to. I dont understand the relation between Mal the real and Mal the imaginary. one thing for sure is that she exists in reality but Ill be damned if i know what actually happened to her. I bet Nolan is laughing his ass of reading how wrong our interpretations are, I dont mind, he made an excellent movie.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:02:00 AM CDT

    Nolan is laughing all the way to the bank...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    $227.6 million worldwide in TEN days...and almost everyone who enjoyed it is sure to see it at least once more...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:04:12 AM CDT

    I caught the 3:50 PM showing and it was PACKED...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    had to settle for an aisle seat...and I got there 10 minutes early..

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:08:09 AM CDT

    SPOILERS

    by dioxholsterreturns

    Mal i thought was the Ophelia of the movie but know that i you guys suggest otherwise like her being aware she was in Cobb's dream, changes everything.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:12:26 AM CDT

    how did the commoners know about this movie anyway?

    by dioxholsterreturns

    i thought it was our secret? i mean unless you spend your time in AICN or other its tough for people to know how huge this movie really is.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:18:39 AM CDT

    Somehow, word got out, Dioxie...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Probably DiCaprio and the 3rd Rock kid helped...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:26:50 AM CDT

    Interesting note about this weekend's box office....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    the top four grossing films amounting to $113.8 million were all ORIGINAL stories....Inception, Salt, Despicable Me and Sorcerer's Apprentice...(unless the Apprentice is from a book or something...IDK...)

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:34:43 AM CDT

    someone said Saito was a bad choice coz of hes english

    by dioxholsterreturns

    personally i found the entire cast to be great, especially the 3rd rock kid, he had alot of cool action sequences. The Hoth level had alot of armed men that in reality wouldve been imposible to take down, so this was a sign that Cobb's gang where somehow stronger this time? it wasnt clear whether they could manifest RPGs, even though one of them almost did show us he could. the one reason im doubting the whole inception on Cobb thing is because Cillian Murphy's character did in fact have real epiphany moments even after it was over, hard to thing it was all april fools joke on Cobb.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:41:45 AM CDT

    i got a dumb friend who wants to see it just coz its on imdb top

    by dioxholsterreturns

    he thinks of imdb ratings as the gold standard. and then I know a bunch of silly girls who were crazy about it and they were never crazy about anything movie-related. i honestly didnt think this movie would appeal to a mainstream audience.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:53:31 AM CDT

    The Matrix Vs. Minority Report Vs. Inception??

    by dioxholsterreturns

    which is better than which? put them in order. see roger eberts blog for details: http://tinyurl.com/2vk8qwb

    ill have to see this movie 50 times before i truely get it. in 2016 i think is when i would come to understand it. you know Nolan's favorite film is blade runner so its no wonder he likes to have ambiguous endings.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:56:36 AM CDT

    Silly girls have propelled movies to unheard of heights...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    DiCaprio rode Titanic to riches...same type of chick will eat up the doomed love story between Cobb and Mal....Yeah, not everyone will get it...I over heard two guys going down the escalator behind me..."So, what was with the top at the end? It did fall right?""Well, that's the beauty of it...""Hunh?"

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:03:18 AM CDT

    Salon's negative review is ridiculous

    by dioxholsterreturns

    http://tinyurl.com/37vwbqk

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:13:57 AM CDT

    i loved this video of Hitler & inception

    by dioxholsterreturns

    http://tinyurl.com/35khj3f there are many others

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:23:35 AM CDT

    Yeah, those are funny...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I posted one earlier...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =jGuwrlcKWW0

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:51:18 AM CDT

    Howdy fellas - Cheeses

    by white_vader

    Sometimes that silly girls thing backfires in a hilarious way - one of my fave things is still coming out of Seven and laughing at all the bimbos that were traumatised, stumbling out with ashen looks. Having managed to ignore every rating, outline, review, poster, ad campaign and so on. They just went because, y'know, Brad's so dreamy (italics)...

    Hahahahaha!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 2:02:37 AM CDT

    One thing I haven't seen anybody mention

    by white_vader

    about Inception (well, here at least), is SPOILERISATIONYSPOILERI-AY - is that while Cobb is in Limbo, he wakes up on the beach AGAIN before getting to Saito. Saito was supposed to be in the SAME limbo, right (that's what the architect said)? And just on him having the gun under the pillow, that didn't bug me in the slightest - they even admit he's been trained and wary. But a second limbo? Hmmmm...

    And I still like the dream being Mal's.Supports the kids-as-dream metaphor/something they built together thing too. END SPOILERYSPOILERY-YO.

    My wife said that the cool thing about the movie is exactly that it supports this sort of speculation. I say even THAT is entirely consistent with interpreting dream logic!

    I also like that it's so successful though/because they didn't pander - the faultless Pixar ethic in action. In the end you make even MORE money that way if that's what's important to you!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 2:14:54 AM CDT

    I agree with your wife, Whitey...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    it is amazing to see such civil conversations all over the net about everyone's personal interpretation of the film...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 2:20:57 AM CDT

    SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS….

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    the way I see the Limbo thing is that when Cobb and Juno visited it it was crumbling because no one was there to maintain it's pure cognitive ideas (or however they put it)and Saito lived there for close to 50 years afterward and remade it in his image and likeness...thus when Cobb goes looking for him, it is the same Limbo beach, just much later and under a different architect...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 2:30:38 AM CDT

    SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS….

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    also, in defense of the non-existent kids theory...when he takes his promised gifts for the kids to Cain in his classroom, the bag appears to be empty, yet Cain says, "Giving them teddy bears won't help," or something similar...there were no teddy bears in that bag...maybe a couple of gift cards to Toys R Us, but no teddy bears...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 3:09:34 AM CDT

    Heh, maybe they were SPOILERASTICAL:

    by white_vader

    "tiny teddies" in the bag? Whoa you're getting down to the microscopic level there Cheesey! It's good fun!

    And I wasn't very clear before. I meant kids as a metaphor for what "they'd built together" in the symbolic context of dreaming. END SPOILERICITY.

    And if that's right about the civil discussion, that's awesome. I've ventured into the other TBs a little lately and even if things start off relatively even handed, it seems to degenerate into absurdity and stupidity more than ever before. Yikes.

    And ST will be seeing it soon! Huzzah!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 3:14:57 AM CDT

    The beauty of the Inception business plan...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    is no matter how high the international box office eventually levels out at...(I'm guessing $5 to $6 hundred million)...the real money will be in the DVD and Blu-ray sales...even without extended versions, director's cuts, etc., this movie will do gangbusters in home sales...every stoner in the world who loves it can't WAIT to watch it blazed out of their minds in the comfort of their own home...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 3:18:01 AM CDT

    Ha! Yeah, when I saw it again the other night

    by white_vader

    there was a distinct aroma in the air...

    Man, if it was me I'd be hopelessly lost before I even began with a flick like this!

    A mate saw it last night and said it shoulda been called "Exposition"! Haw!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 3:18:35 AM CDT

    PLUS...I can't wait to freeze frame...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    on stuff like the airline ticket destination he is given, the wording in the papers he stole from Saito marked 'Confidential', and other little clues I'm sure Nolan labored over...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 3:50:03 AM CDT

    All-righty...it's Nytol time...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I'm off to Limbo-land....

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:17:13 AM CDT

    SPOILERAGE

    by dioxholsterreturns

    Saito's true motivation was to escape Limbo and put Cobb in his place. or not.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:17:56 AM CDT

    Nighty McNight Cheese-man.

    by white_vader

    Watch out for the kick.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:40:33 AM CDT

    SPOILERS IN THE NIGHT

    by dioxholsterreturns

    i would believe the its all a dream thing if fischer plot wasnt so successful. The guy made amends with his dad and changed his plans for the empire as a consequence. if it was an inception on Cobb, how could they have known that Fischer would get shot???

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:14:04 AM CDT

    IMDB got loads of theories, one of them about wedding ring

    by dioxholsterreturns

    SPOILERS ----- he is only wearing a wedding ring when hes dreaming.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 6:26:23 AM CDT

    AV club discusses Inception podcast:

    by dioxholsterreturns

    http://tinyurl.com/3882u7o

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  • Jul 26, 2010 7:11:34 AM CDT

    heres a good explanation but not entirely, we can build on that.

    by dioxholsterreturns

    'row row row your boat' wrote:

    "I have to chime in here: Cobb was stabbed by Mal in a level 4 dream, NOT limbo. This is an irrefutable fact.

    Remember, Fischer is shot in level 3 (the mountain), and Cobb thinks that the mission is over and they have failed. But Ariadne convinces him to improvise a new plan. The three of them (Cobb, Ariadne, and Fischer) are hooked up to the suit case, with Eames staying behind to distract the armed projections and set up the charges. If they had gone from level 3 to limbo, then why would Eames stay in level 3, running around risking his neck, setting up dynamite for no apparent reason? He would either join them in limbo, or kick back to level 2. If everyone else has left level 3, there’s no need for him to stay behind.

    He was staying in level 3 to set up the blasts as way for the three who went into level 4 to kick back to level 3. He also had to administer the defibrillator on Fischer, and had to guard the sleeping bodies from the armed projections.

    The reason everyone thinks level 4 is limbo (which I initially did as well) is because it resembles Cobb’s “perfect world” he had previously shared with Mal. But remember, dreams can be constructed based on memories. This is a level 4 dream that is based on Cobb’s memories of his “perfect world.”

    Cobb quit engineering dreams because his subconscious had become too unstable. That’s why they had to find an architect in the first place. Ariadne was the architect of the first three levels. They had only planned to go three levels deep. But when Fischer got shot in level 3, they suddenly had to improvise. Again, you see them hook up to the suit case in no uncertain terms. Therefore, they went into a 4th level dream.

    For the level 4 dream, Cobb took over as the architect. If Ariadne engineered a level 4 dream, Cobb would populate it with his projections, including Mal, but they would not know where she would be within that dream world. On the other hand, if Cobb engineered the level 4 dream based on his “perfect world” he shared with Mal, then he knows exactly where she would be hiding. This level 4 world is crumbling because Cobb is basing it on memories he has not accessed in quite some time, and because Cobb’s subconscious is unstable: precisely the reason he does not engineer dreams anymore.

    Furthermore, it makes sense that it is a level 4 dream because they were able to kick out of it back to level 3. If they were in limbo, why would they go back to level 3 on the mountain? Why would Eames apply the defibrillator to Fischer?

    Saito dies in level 3, that is why he goes to limbo. Cobb, stayed behind in level 4 with Mal’s projection. He did not kick out. It is THEN that he joins Saito in limbo. Fischer and Ariadne kick out of level 4 and return to level 3. Fischer confronts his father while Ariadne and Eames watches. Afterward, they kick out of level 3 back to level 2 (the hotel). They then kick out of level 2 back to level 1 (the van). Presumably, they kick out from level 1 back to the airplane after the sedative has worn off. Meanwhile, Cobb and Saito are lost in limbo (the beach). Saito, having reached limbo earlier, has already lived several decades in limbo. This is why he is old. Cobb has just reached limbo, so he is still young. Presumably, they kill each other in limbo to leave limbo. They do not kick out by falling or hitting water. The only way to reach limbo is to die in your dream while still under sedation. Once already in limbo, you are free to die again to wake up (but only if you remember you are living in limbo and not the real world)."

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  • Jul 26, 2010 7:13:00 AM CDT

    clearly im a college student who got nothing to do in the summer

    by dioxholsterreturns

    or so i keep telling myself

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  • Jul 26, 2010 7:22:28 AM CDT

    infinity guantlet in AVENGERS??

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 26, 2010 7:42:20 AM CDT

    Avengers who?

    by dioxholsterreturns

    i know nothing of this Avengers you speak of

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  • Jul 26, 2010 7:55:29 AM CDT

    Infinity Gauntlet, eh?

    by colonelfatheart

    Will it be the main story of THE AVENGERS? Or will it be just another setup for another movie featuring the Avengers that will then setup another movie &c. &c &c. ... ?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:10:49 AM CDT

    diox..

    by six demon bag

    that theory (ROW ROWS) is pretty well thought out up there..im gonna go with that..thats is what happened..yes, but that doesnt explain WHY it happened..what sucks about this is that each and every idea and theory we come up with can be valid.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:16:31 AM CDT

    infinity guantlet..

    by six demon bag

    they are not saying..supposedly they wheeled out the glove for five minutes at the con.speculation is that it will be set up in THOR and then be the main plot of avengers..which means it will be resolves in IORN MAN 3, which takes place after BLACK WIDOW, which will be released simultaneously with JARVIS THE BUTTLING DUDE

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:29:09 AM CDT

    AHHHHH!!!

    by colonelfatheart

    IRON MAN 2 pushed me to the point where I'm just about to stop caring about Marvel movies anymore. The only reason I have any interest in THOR is because I'm curious to see how Branagh handles it. I couldn't give a flying shit burrito about THE AVENGERS, though.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:32:33 AM CDT

    Okay, gotta go.

    by colonelfatheart

    Here's to Pedalback, Year 2.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:33:43 AM CDT

    colonel..

    by six demon bag

    but natalie is in it..im sold.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:34:33 AM CDT

    theres the whole totem is useless theory

    by dioxholsterreturns

    and that REALITY IS WHAT YOU CAN MAKE IT since Cobb used a totem that is not his and he knew what it does so meaning its not immune from his mind control. he couldve been faking the totem all along without realizing. but that would imply that there is no way for us knowing if anything was real or not, even the mumbasi scenes. and that the totem wouldve wobbled at the same time he forced himself to believe that his kids are real. Im not too attached to all this since it aint mine. im still confused because every theory has a hole in it and im afraid if i see it again my mind might explode, seriously, because the first time I watched it I made an effort not to overthink it while watching because I knew it wouldve been exhausting in advance. so i liked that the movie is enjoyable at face-value the same way the matrix was.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:38:57 AM CDT

    ...♫ watcha want, Natalie? ♫...

    by flickapoo

    ...♫ ta drink and fight ♫
    ♫ watcha WANT Natalie? ♫
     ‍‍‍‍TA FUCK ALL NIGHT!!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:40:26 AM CDT

    ...gev'em hell, Colonel. Pedalback: Year 2...

    by flickapoo

    ...the first day of the rest of your life.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:45:44 AM CDT

    ...shit, that second "want" should have been "need"...

    by flickapoo

    ...I blew it, Natalie.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:47:01 AM CDT

    somewhere chained in SIX DEMON BAG's basement

    by six demon bag

    natalie portman hangs her head in shame

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:53:22 AM CDT

    ♪ I'll kill your fucking dog for FUN SO DON'T PUSH ME! ♫

    by scarywaitress

  • Jul 26, 2010 9:52:59 AM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Waitress dog killing is not fun.
    Except for those scenes in A FISH CALLED WANDA with Michael Palin, that WAS fun...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 10:00:42 AM CDT

    just saw Inception. I need a rape-kit

    by hi5effect

    for my mind.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 10:04:45 AM CDT

    having gone back and reread all the spoiler alert posts

    by hi5effect

    I think I agree with you, (Cobra?) It was a delicious hamburger. not quite as ballsy as I had expected, but it still managed to... I'm not finishing that sentence.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 10:07:36 AM CDT

    Damn...Hi5 left the top spinning on us.

    by macready452

  • Jul 26, 2010 10:19:47 AM CDT

    SPOILERS..here we go..

    by six demon bag

    im working off of what you guys have started..my mind is mush so please forgive me if this dont make sense..i think the beginning heist was a test and saito planted the incepetion nugget RIGHT THERE..cobb has been living in limbo this whole time and his family want him to come home. hence the rest of the film..does the seed hold by the end..eh..it depends on the viewer...he can still "succeed" in the mission and get his happy ending or is the ending reality?im not there yet..i need to see it again.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 10:21:47 AM CDT

    SPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILER

    by hi5effect

    The Hi5 Down-Low: thoroughly enjoyable, deserves a second viewing. I think the movie is a lot like the paradox staircase, very meta of you Sir Nolan. The real inception of Inception is that Nolan causes the audience to endlessly ponder the movie's reality, and then question their own, unable to draw any conclusions about either. Nothing millions of college freshmen haven't already explored over a couple blunts, but beautifully framed in a great heist flick, I was very pleased.Flicka and others, I also wanted more chaos and hellishness on the 4rd level. The very (very) flawed What Dreams May Come dared those grounds (and failed, but kudos, sorta, for the effort).I hope a director's cut explores the long dream relationship of Cobb and wife. I can always stand to see more Cotillard (sex scene please? woman-on-top, nothing to kinky, but passionate and raw with lots of lip-smacking sounds and no silhuottes
    When a movie is this good, its easier to spot what went wrong or coulda been better, that doesn't mean it ain't great. 4.5 High-five's
    END SPOILERS

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  • Jul 26, 2010 10:23:36 AM CDT

    Delta

    by macready452

    “Hall H? What the hell is that?” Scary was confused.”Its at Comic Con in San Diego.” Teddy explained.”You gotta be shitting me!” Scary gasped. “Aren’t they stabbing mother fuckers up in that bitch now?””Stabbing isn’t the half of it. There are, fake ass Edward Cullens decapitating Avatar kitty people. Thors smashing Scott Pilgrims head’s in with sledge hammers. Heh…stabbings are the least of our worries.”So Mac was in San Diego, ostensibly. They had a long way to go, especially on foot. Scary missed the Triumph.Cheeses, Fuzzy and ST were trailing about a half hour behind them. Scary was “the bait”. She had been attracting unwanted shit since she hit puberty in the fifth grade. She didn’t really have to do anything to play this role. ”Wait here.” Teddy said. “Gimme twenty minutes then keep going.” Ted had spotted a good perch a ways off. He would watch from there as she moved and he could also see Cheeses and the others as they approached. Teds Ghillie suit disappeared into the country side. In a matter of seconds Scary couldn’t pick him out. She waited. Why would Mac have gone to Comic Con? She wondered. It was so commercial now. The unwashed masses had nearly tripled over the last few years. There must have been some other explanation. He would never have gone there under his own accord.How had this happened? Subs wasn’t around anymore to balance things. This abomination they had created was running wild.Conti was in self imposed isolation due to some vile ass clown.The more she thought about it….how could it not happen. In fact, she thought they were lucky this is all that had happened.Her wait had ended so she started walking again. She pulled the machine pistol out just cause she felt better with it in her hand.Two shots ripped into the ground in front of her and then she heard the report of the bullet seconds later. It was Ted getting her attention. She looked around. She could faintly make out a swirling dust cloud on the horizon. It was a motorized vehicle of some kind. There was no way she was going to make it to where Teddy had concealed himself before the approaching vehicle was on her. She decided instead to head back. She wouldn’t make it back to Fuzzy, ST and Cheeses either but it would at least close the gap between them and buy some time for them to reach her. She began to hear the engine in the distance.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 10:27:39 AM CDT

    damn, I got cut off!^^^SPOILERSPOILER

    by hi5effect

    ...no silhouettes...or am I being to specific?) I also want to see more of them growing old together, no need for a montage, but maybe a few more aged memories to haunt Cobb that give a better sense of the life they lived together, possibly multiple times, in dream.When a movie is this good, its easy to spot the things that went wrong or just coulda been better; that doesn't mean it ain't great. 4andahalf High-fives.
    END SPOILERS

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:01:30 AM CDT

    i put up the IRTHDAY pic at the shelter..

    by six demon bag

    that will ALWAYS make me laugh

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:03:53 AM CDT

    ALFIE LIST

    by six demon bag

    Official List of Alfies for potential nomination for induction into THE PANTHEON OF PEEBER REFERRED PHILMS™
    The following list is alphabetized and does not reflect the random order or numerical placement of titles which is used to select monthly nominees.
    12 ANGRY MEN
    12 MONKEYS
    THE 400 BLOWS
    2001
    THE AFRICAN QUEEN
    AGUIRRE: THE WRATH OF GOD
    ALIEN
    AMADEUS
    AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON
    ANNIE HALL
    APOCALYPSE NOW
    BACK TO THE FUTURE
    BADLANDS
    BAMBI
    BARRY LYNDON
    BATTLE ROYALE
    BEING THERE
    THE BICYCLE THIEF
    THE BIG LEBOWSKI
    BIG NIGHT
    BLADE RUNNER (Director's Cut)
    BLOW UP
    THE BLUES BROTHERS
    BONNIE & CLYDE
    BREAKING AWAY
    BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN
    BUTCH CASSIDY & THE SUNDANCE KID
    BULL DURHAM
    CHINATOWN
    A CHRISTMAS STORY
    CHRISTMAS VACATION
    CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND
    COOL HAND LUKE
    CUBE
    DANGEROUS LIAISONS
    THE DARK CRYSTAL
    DELIVERANCE
    DIE HARD
    DOG DAY AFTERNOON
    DOUBLE INDEMNITY
    DR. STRANGELOVE, OR HOW I STOPPED WORRYING AND LEARNED TO LOVE THE BOMB
    THE DREAM TEAM
    DUCK SOUP
    E.T.
    ED WOOD
    THE ELEPHANT MAN
    THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
    ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES
    THE EXORCIST
    FARGO
    FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF
    FIELD OF DREAMS
    FIGHT CLUB
    A FISH CALLED WANDA
    THE FISHER KING
    FLETCH
    THE FLY (David Cronenberg's)
    GALAXY QUEST
    GHOSTBUSTERS
    THE GODFATHER
    THE GODFATHER, PART II
    THE GOOD, THE BAD, & THE UGLY
    GOODFELLAS
    THE GRADUATE
    THE GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES
    THE GREAT ESCAPE
    GROSSE POINT BLANK
    HALLOWEEN
    IKIRU
    THE INCREDIBLES
    JAWS
    KING KONG
    L'AVENTURRA
    LA DOLCE VITA
    THE LAST PICTURE SHOW
    LAWRENCE OF ARABIA
    LET THE RIGHT ONE IN
    LETHAL WEAPON
    LONE STAR
    MAD MAX 2: THE ROAD WARRIOR
    THE MALTESE FALCON
    MANHATTAN
    THE MATRIX
    MIDNIGHT RUN
    MILLER'S CROSSING
    MONTY PYTHON & THE HOLY GRAIL
    MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO
    THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
    NIGHTS OF CABIRIA
    NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
    ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST
    ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST
    PAN'S LABYRINTH
    PINOCCHIO
    THE PLANET OF THE APES
    PREDATOR
    THE PRINCESS BRIDE
    PULP FICTION
    RAGING BULL
    RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
    RAISING ARIZONA
    RAN
    RASHOMON
    REAR WINDOW
    THE RED SHOES
    RIFIFI
    RUSHMORE
    ROBOCOP
    THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS
    THE SEARCHERS
    SEVEN
    SEVEN SAMURAI
    SHAUN OF THE DEAD
    THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
    THE SHINING
    THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
    SLING BLADE
    SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS
    SOME LIKE IT HOT
    THE SOUND OF MUSIC
    SPINAL TAP
    STAR WARS
    STAND BY ME
    STRANGERS ON A TRAIN
    SYNECHDOCHE, NEW YORK
    TAXI DRIVER
    THE TERMINATOR
    THERE WILL BE BLOOD
    THE THING (Carpenter's)
    THE THIRD MAN
    TOTAL RECALL
    TOY STORY
    TOY STORY 2
    TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE
    UNFORGIVEN
    THE UNTOUCHABLES
    VACATION
    WALL-E
    THE WARRIORS
    WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?
    THE WIZARD OF OZ
    YOJIMBO

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:04:35 AM CDT

    and the HOAGIES...

    by six demon bag

    Hoagies
    Firsted
    28 Days Later, 48 Hours, Abyss, The, After Life, Amarcord, American Psycho, Au Revoir Les Enfants, Ballast, Band of Outsiders, Best In Show, Big Heat, The, Blue Velvet, Blowout, Body Heat, Bourne Ultimatum, The, Breaking Point, Brokeback Mountain, Burbs, The, Caddyshack, Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter, Casino, Changeling, The (George C. Scott), Chasing Amy, Chop Shop, Chungking Express, City Lights, Clerks, Collector, The, Conversation, The, Cove, The, Curse of The Demon, Dawn of The Dead, Dead Man's Shoes, Detour, Die Hard 2, Diving Bell & The Butterfly, The, Dr. Zhivago, Drunken Master, , Easy Rider, Emperor of the North, Eraserhead, Fanny & Alexander, Fists in Pocket, Fitzcarraldo, Fly, The, Four Rooms, Four Weddings & a Funeral, Freaks, Giant, Gomorrah, Goodbye Girl, The, Grand Illusion, Great Santini, The, Gun Crazy, Half Nelson, Hardcore, Hard Day's Night, A, Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man, Heathers, History of Violence, A, Hook, Hoosiers, Hour of The Wolf, Investigation of a Citizen Above Suspicion, Key Largo, Kings of Comedy, Kuffs, L'Enfant, Last of The Mohicans, The, Le Circle Rouge, Legends of The Fall, Leopard Man, The, Lion In Winter, The, Long Goodbye, The, Love Actually, Madness of King George, The, Magnificent Seven, The, Mean Streets, Mildred Pierce, Millions, My Left Foot, Nausicaa & The Valley of the Wind, Nighthawks, Nobody's Fool, Obsessione, On the Waterfront, Panther Panchali, Papillon, Philadelphia Story, The, Pickup On South Street, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Player, The, Quick Change, Read My Lips, Red Balloon, The, Red Beard, Reign of Fire, Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins, Roman Holiday, Rules of the Game, The, Sawdust & Tinsel, Scarlet Street, Série Noir, Set-Up, The, Seven Men From Now, Seventh Seal, The, Shoot The Piano Player, Singing In The Rain, Sneakers, Spirit of The Beehive, The, Spirited Away, Streetcar Named Desire, A, Sunshine, Targets, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, They Shoot Horses, Don't They?, Things To Do in Denver When You're Dead, To Kill A Mockingbird, Toy Story 3, Two Women, Ugetsu, Vengeance Is Mine, Vice Squad, Victor Victoria, Young Mr. Lincoln

    Seconded
    Batman, Battleship Potemkin, Beauty & The Beast (Cocteau), Beverly Hills Cop, Blood Simple, City of God, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Curse of The Cat People, The, Dark City, Days of Heaven, Diabolique, Duel, Excalibur, Eyes Without A Face, Fifth Element, The, Five Easy Pieces, Friends of Eddie Coyle, The, Fright Night, General, The, Harder They Fall, The, Hidden Fortress, High & Low, Highlander, House of Mirth, Hud, In Cold Blood, In the Loop, Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom, The Iron Giant, Jungle Book, The, Ladykillers, The, Last Detail, The, M, Mediteraneo, Modern Times, Night & The City, Ox-Bow Incident, The, Peeping Tom, Playtime, Porco Rosso, Quick Change, Rob Roy, Sanjuro, Sunrise, Throne of Blood, Touch of Evil, Umberto D., Un Prophete, Unbreakable,Vampyr, Visitor, The, Wages of Fear, The, Waiting for Guffman, Where The Wild Things Are, Z.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:07:25 AM CDT

    So is Clint gunning us down?

    by macready452

    If I gotta go. I'll go out like that. I just hope my gun cleared the holster. Otherwise I'll just look like a total pussy. Although, I would probably be piss drunk in a little cantina like that soooooo...meh..I never had a prayer against The Man With No Name.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:09:23 AM CDT

    DONT FORGET TO VOTE!!!!

    by six demon bag

    ballots due in a week.and lets not forget to nominate..a film cannot be perfect without being nominated first.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:09:55 AM CDT

    ...I think I have an idea where Mac's story is headed...

    by flickapoo

    ...and I think I like it.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:11:32 AM CDT

    Leave it to the Pebrew Nation

    by star hump

    to get a proper discussion of this amazing film going. AICN is mystifying. Is it that ComicCon has overwhelmed everything? I don't buy it. This is the movie event of the summer, if not the entire year. We get one review from Capone? And I heard another review (negative) was deleted. Is that true?

    Yet, when the new Twilight movie comes out, that gets total saturation coverage here on AICN.

    Thank Maltus (God of beer) for the pedalback.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:11:49 AM CDT

    flick..

    by six demon bag

    waiting on your quick review of UP IN THE CLOONEY..

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:12:03 AM CDT

    I only have the very end in mind Flick

    by macready452

    the rest i'm just kinda feeling my way. I hope it lives up to your expectations.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:16:08 AM CDT

    Maltus..i like that

    by macready452

  • Jul 26, 2010 11:17:04 AM CDT

    ...I'm having a hard time with the nominees this month...

    by flickapoo

    ...I haven't seen any of them in a while...my gut tells me that one of them deserves referred status, despite the infinite different versions.
    The other two are very good, but it wouldn't have occurred to me to consider the perfect. I'd need to see them again to give them a fair shot, but don't really have the time...
    ...it huuuurts.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:17:12 AM CDT

    More Pantheon stuff

    by star hump

    Cool. I've really been enjoying the ongoing voting and such. Can anyone nominate?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:17:44 AM CDT

    i cant see any reviews being deleted..

    by six demon bag

    whos would it have been?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:19:14 AM CDT

    ...Star Hump...preach it, brother.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 26, 2010 11:24:53 AM CDT

    anyone can nominate..

    by six demon bag

    it takes 3 votes for induction into ALFIEtown..then 3 are chosen randomly every month to see if they make the grade..so star hump...nom, second, or third AWAY!!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:25:09 AM CDT

    Nominate anything, Star Hump

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 26, 2010 11:25:59 AM CDT

    Flick, I had an easy time with this month's noms.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 26, 2010 11:28:13 AM CDT

    I'll second TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, by the way.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 26, 2010 11:30:54 AM CDT

    I must say I'm loving all this INCEPTION theorizing.

    by colonelfatheart

    It still doesn't add anything to the movie itself for me, though. As of right now, anyway. I do want to see it again, preferably under the influence of something, if only because it was so fun and well done.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:33:21 AM CDT

    flick..

    by six demon bag

    blade runner and royal tenenbaums are streaming on netflix..SE7EN..well yer just gonna hafta vote with your head on that one..oooh, bad phrasing on that..VOTE WITH YOUR HEART!!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:34:25 AM CDT

    what INCEPTION did to me..

    by six demon bag

    i came home and ate nachos and then shaved my head..im a fucking space monkey!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:37:09 AM CDT

    I hear ya Flick about the noms

    by macready452

    I actually had an easy time. One was a no brainer, one I didn't really consider perfect, and one i flat out didn't really care for. So pretty easy decision. It wasn't a close horse race.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:38:07 AM CDT

    SPOILERSPOILERSPOILER

    by colonelfatheart

    As for the "Is the whole movie a dream?" question, I'm with Dileep Rao on that. As for the final shot, whether it's real or not, I'd guess that it's Cobb's dream, but I'm perfectly happy embracing the ambiguity of it, that Nolan is leaving us hung up with this sly little visual joke so we can debate about it. I don't know how it was received in your showings, Peebs, but in mine there was a collective warm chuckle at the final cut to black. It was like, "Oh you!" but in a good way.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:43:43 AM CDT

    ...HA! UP IN THE CLOONEY!...

    by flickapoo

    ...I really liked it...brimming with style and charm. Thematically, it was a remake of SCROOGED( but with a different ending (could there be two endings like that?), and no ghosts, toasters, or ripping of goddamn wings off.
    George Clooney fires people for a living, and I thought it balanced humor and wit against the very real heartbreak of people losing their jobs admirably...if not perfectly.
    I have two complaints, but talking about them would involve spoilers...and while I think they hurt the movie somewhat, they didn't detract from my enjoyment.
    People bitch about Clooney always being Clooney. I say sure, kind of, but every performance is carefully calibrated and modulated for the movie he's in. This guy is George Clooney, but he isn't the George Clooney of MICHAEL CLAYTON, or exactly like any other George Clooney you've seen before. I see at most one of the man's movies a year...I look forward to hanging out with him once every 365 days or so.
    Oh, and I'd give UP IN THE AIR a good 3 1/2 stars out of 5 on the Likelihood Of Post Movie Coitus scale.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:43:51 AM CDT

    I dig the Inception theories

    by macready452

    but in a way it is taking away from the enjoyment I had leaving the theater. The idea that "it was never real" kinda sucks to me. I think i already said it but the idea that hardy and JGL weren't real bums me out.I do like the theory that Mal was trying to kick Cobb back up into lesser levels of subconscious cause that makes for a completely different viewing experience. The only theory I had while watching it was that Leo and Juno were actually Cobbs kids searching for their parents but I got away from that.I like the topic. Lots of chatter.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:50:11 AM CDT

    Yeah, Mac.

    by colonelfatheart

    I'm with you on the "all a dream" theory. Have you checked out Dileep Rao's (he played the chemist) take on it?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:56:06 AM CDT

    Nolan uses a lot of narrative trickery, but he's still

    by colonelfatheart

    a straightforward director who sets up clear goals for his protagonists. Sure, he's known to subvert the formula when it comes to his protagonists' "success" in reaching their goals, which lends credence to the idea of the very ending itself being a dream, but his baseline realities in his movies are always so clearly defined. It would be a bummer to find out these characters weren't "real." To me, the movie struggled enough to make me care about some of them anyway. If it were all a dream, I just wouldn't give a shit at all. It makes the movie more than just another gimmicky puzzle flick, which it's treacherously close to being anyway.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:56:36 AM CDT

    Mac, remember your spoiler warnings

    by white_vader

    just until Sunday, there's only one of us left to see it. How's work by the way? You still on the early shift?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:57:43 AM CDT

    OOH, sorry. Spoiler warnings apply to my previous post.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 26, 2010 11:57:49 AM CDT

    I just watched Salo.

    by white_vader

  • Jul 26, 2010 11:59:08 AM CDT

    Heya Col.!

    by white_vader

    Before Salo I watched Valhalla rising. Something light tomorrow I think!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:59:38 AM CDT

    Nilla, do elaborate on SALO.

    by colonelfatheart

    I have the Criterion DVD sitting on my shelf waiting for the right moment. Although I'm unsure whether there is a "right moment" for that one.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:00:26 PM CDT

    VALHALLA RISING is another one on my radar.

    by colonelfatheart

    It's OnDemand, so hopefully can get to it soon.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:00:44 PM CDT

    Hey Sixies

    by white_vader

    So we do have a week. Your email said Wednesday the 31st. I was confused.

    Maybe I done goofed!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:00:46 PM CDT

    ...I enjoy all the theorizing too, but my brain isn't...

    by flickapoo

    ...inclined to work that way.
    I thought it was very good, I thought the end was left deliberately open to inspire (like Hi5 said) dorm room speculation on the nature of reality for those so inclined (I am so inclined, but I burnt out on that years ago).
    I think 1/4 to 1/5 less complicatedosity would improve it...and hopefully cut down on the sheer amount of Instructions For Watching INCEPTION exposition in the first third of the movie.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:01:52 PM CDT

    Ooh, close Flickity

    by white_vader

    but no Cuban.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:03:23 PM CDT

    ...VALHALLA RISING...how was it? I've been tracking...

    by flickapoo

    ...that one for a couple of years now.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:03:45 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    A FISH CALLED WANDA is in the Alife's list?! Well I never... great film btw.
    I'd like to be the first to first INCEPTION.
    Fuck it, now that Subs isn't around i'll first AVATAR too!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:04:18 PM CDT

    ...I don't think SALO is for me.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 26, 2010 12:05:41 PM CDT

    ...and I'm certainly not Simuposting with Nilla mere...

    by flickapoo

    ...hours after he watched SALO! I tremble at the thought...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:08:32 PM CDT

    ...greatest moment of many in A FISH CALLED WANDA...

    by flickapoo

    ...[places Jamie Lee Curtis' boot over his face and takes a long, deep breath]

     ‍‍‍‍...ECCO L'UOMO!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:09:42 PM CDT

    NO Spoilers, I think Inception might just be a vehicle

    by hi5effect

    for that awesome scene were Joseph Gordon Levitt wrestles in a turning hallway. And I'm okay with that. I, like Hump et all, am enjoying the buzz. Any movie, even a flawed one, that creates this much conversation, wins.But it coulda been a vehicle with more nipple. "I gotta fever, and the only cure..."

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:10:41 PM CDT

    Echo

    by macready452

    When they were close enough for her to see them she stopped moving back. No way was she going to give them the impression that she was at all intimidated. She silently stood in their path. Motionless. It was a dune buggy. Two figures on it. One driving and the other manned a mini-gun mounted to the top. For a moment she thought they were just gonna run her down. They probably would have had they not caught a glimpse of those luscious jugs barely contained by the leather vest she was wearing. Those guns came in handy more than the machine pistol nine times out of ten. The buggy flew right up on her and screeched to a halt inches from her. ”Where ya headed?” The driver ask. It was a woman. Was that..?....it couldn’t be…..?.....Scarlett Johansson? Well it looked just like her except….she seemed to be lactating non-stop. From each nipple down was just soaked. You could see right through her tank top. Her thighs glistened from the moisture.Scary said nothing.”Don’t make me repeat myself.” ScarJo said. She looked up at her companion. He trained the mini-gun on Scary. “She aint talking.” ScarJo rhetorically informed him.”That’s gay. She’s gay. This desert is gay. You’re gay. This dune buggy is gay.”This guy has a one track mind she thought.”Alright alright alright, sorry I said anything.” ScarJo said. “Drop the pistol.”Scary did.”What’s that in you waitband?” ScarJo asked.Scary said nothing.”Your trying my patients bitch.” ScarJo slowly approached her. She brushed a lock of hair away from Scary’s face and ran the back of her hand down her cheek…..over her barely contained heaving breast….…past her exposed navel…”That’s so gay.” The guy at the mini-gun drooled all over his Scott Pilgrim t-shirt.Scary slapped her hand away before she could touch the package tucked in her hip huggers. ”No touchy.” Scary said.”Gay.” You know who said this.”Bitch! You don’t know who you’re fucking with.” ScarJo bumped her sopping tits into Scary’s sending a splash of tittie juice into each of their faces. Scary was now equally saturated. She fumed.”I think you need to get pumped.” Scary said. With that she brought an elbow up under ScarJo’s jaw, chattering her teeth and disorienting her. With ScarJo standing between her and the mini-gun there was no way he was getting a shot off with out hitting them both. Scary spun her around and put her in a half nelson while grabbing a hand full of that silken red hair. She reached around front and scooped one of the full titties out of ScarJo’s top and gripped it firm. A continuous stream of melony goodness shot straight into the face of the gunman.”GurrrrrrrgglleeeeGaygggggllleGayyyyyyyyyyggle!” He was choking on the only word he knew.Scary was surprised when his head exploded. Could breast milk have that effect on someone? Oh. Teddy had her back. She released the woozy ScarJo who rubbed her now dry tit. Scary drew The blade. She walked over to the buggy.”Now get that skank ass outta here.” She raised the weapon and brought it down on the barrel of the mini-gun slicing through it like it wasn’t even there.”You don’t know what you have brought down on yourself.” ScarJo hissed at her.”I’m real fucking scared. Ask Mr. Cherry Pie over there how scared I am.” She motioned to the Scott Pilgrim shirt that no longer had a head.With one hand on her tit and the other on the steering wheel ScarJo tore ass back the way she had come.Ted could see Scary in the crosshairs of his scope. She looked in his direction and gave him a thumbs up.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:11:36 PM CDT

    "aaassshoooooole"

    by hi5effect

  • Jul 26, 2010 12:14:32 PM CDT

    ballots due on the 31st..

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 26, 2010 12:14:56 PM CDT

    but mac! A thumb's up where!?!?

    by hi5effect

    don't leave me hanging!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:15:03 PM CDT

    SALO..

    by six demon bag

    thats a honeymoon viewing..and then after the divorce, throw it away..

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:19:24 PM CDT

    Yup still on the early shift Nilla

    by macready452

    I thought the inclusion of the word Inception in the title of the post would send ST for the hills. I'm trying to occupy his mind in other ways so he doesn't get totally bored.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:19:53 PM CDT

    Doctor Mac, my fever has a cure. I can hope again.

    by hi5effect

    You gonna give flicka a little Christina Hendricks action after heaving all over his Scary's barely contained breasts? It's only proper (especially if it's really improper).

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:21:03 PM CDT

    i need to see INCEPTION again..

    by six demon bag

    before seconding it..i wouldnt want to be rash..

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:24:42 PM CDT

    Ya got me Hi5

    by macready452

    I thought you would mention ScarJo's torn ass.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:27:22 PM CDT

    ...my subconscious looks more like this...

    by flickapoo


    http://i27.tinypic.com/j6u1yp.jpg

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:29:26 PM CDT

    SPOILERS

    by six demon bag

    at cobbs home..we hear an offscreen voice from a woman, could this be mal?could she still be alive? in reality?and that the inception job was all along to get cobb out of limbo and return to his real life?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:30:10 PM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Mac, that last installment might just be the greatest piece of lactational literature of the millenium. A modern classic.
    Good work fella.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:31:10 PM CDT

    lactational lit..

    by six demon bag

    thats next to the HOW TO books?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:31:54 PM CDT

    I used Miss Hendrix in Floaters Hi5

    by macready452

    then again I used ScarJo too. Maybe we'll see her again. She is such a prolific actress that there is no reason she couldn't sink her teeth into a thick meaty role in this story as well.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:32:32 PM CDT

    Can I stop by your subconscious some time, Flick?

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 26, 2010 12:33:24 PM CDT

    I am lapping up these installments, Mac.

    by colonelfatheart

    It'll be tough to wean me off your writing.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:34:03 PM CDT

    *takes bow* Thanks Cobes

    by macready452

    some troll handles write their own stories.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:37:40 PM CDT

    Flick. Your subconscious looks like

    by macready452

    Caligula illustrated by Maurice Sendak.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:40:16 PM CDT

    Thanks Colonel

    by macready452

    hopefully I can feed your addiction for a little while longer. I know where it's going I just don't know how it's gonna get there. I'll try and let you know when it is almost time to get to the methadone clinic.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:43:30 PM CDT

    ...juggling at the moment. Haven't had a chance...

    by flickapoo

    ...to settle down and read the latest chapter...sounds Limbo worthy.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:46:22 PM CDT

    ...any time, Col...it's BYOB. Bring your own A and C...

    by flickapoo

    ...too, come to think of it.
    It's BYO A-Z.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:48:42 PM CDT

    I'm showering Subs with flattery over in

    by macready452

    the Avengerback.Maybe he will pick up my linen hanky.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:54:09 PM CDT

    ...Mac...HA!

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 26, 2010 12:59:11 PM CDT

    ...I wonder if he broke down and saw INCEPTION...

    by flickapoo

    ...he sure does hate it!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 12:59:30 PM CDT

    Subs and I had a brief exchange over in the LET MEback.

    by colonelfatheart

    The fella's still got it.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:01:49 PM CDT

    flick..

    by six demon bag

    he told me if he is gonna see it, it would be the the discount theater in a few months..love it or hate it, i would enjoy hearing his thoughts on INCEPTION.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:02:14 PM CDT

    ...LET THE RIGHT ONE IN AGAIN could even be...

    by flickapoo

    ...good, but the thought of it depresses me. I can't bring myself to post about it, or watch the trailers.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:13:48 PM CDT

    So Subs IS still around

    by white_vader

    sorta...

    Too bad he didn't pop in for the birthday.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:14:12 PM CDT

    Again, I don't mind remakes per se.

    by colonelfatheart

    I think they can be good, great even. But this one is not moving the needle. LET THE RIGHT ONE IN was perfect in so many ways. Speaking of which, has that been Hoagie'd?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:15:35 PM CDT

    ...it should get to walk straight to Alphie while we stand...

    by flickapoo

    ...and clap.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:18:29 PM CDT

    its ALFIED

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 26, 2010 1:19:05 PM CDT

    ...if Cobra was seriously firsting AVATAR...

    by flickapoo

    ...I'd be tempted to second it. I think AVATAR was brilliant at what it was trying to be.
    I don't think it will have much of a shelf life for me, but as a one time theater experience it rocked my world.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:20:43 PM CDT

    Let Me In look average at best

    by macready452

    I watched the trailer with no sound. Strictly visual. It's close. I got a good vibe from it but I just don't feel like they will capture the essence. They can obviously improve on the scene with the cats but other than that....what can you do. The kid comes off just as pathetic as Oskar, I'll give it that.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:23:58 PM CDT

    ...among other problems, I think the original girl...

    by flickapoo

    ...was perfectly cast...she could look young, old, innocent, and predatory...I can't imagine the poor new girl can fill those shoes.
    And if she fails, people will shit all over these new kids...but it won't be their fault.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:30:38 PM CDT

    flick..

    by six demon bag

    if you second it..i will induct.cause whever i think about AVATAR, i get giddy..that rush of overwhelming GEEZ WHIZ feeling like when i was younger..ive been trying to capture it since, and it has avoided me like a fucking white whale. this was the closest ive gotten.so second it and i will do the rest.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:32:46 PM CDT

    That movie is fighting an uphill battle for sure

    by macready452

    Hit Girl just doesn't look menacing enough. Plus...with all the "Cunt" this and violence that is there anyway this girl doesn't get hooked on meth by 14? She is gonna be the female Cory Haim.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:33:30 PM CDT

    ...my feelings exactly, Sixies. Make it so.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 26, 2010 1:34:49 PM CDT

    not that you need a fourth for Avatar

    by hi5effect

    But IMO, there's something to be said for a movie that good with dialogue that bad. Right back to Star Wars territory, where all the 'importance' is visual, not spoken. Instantly translatable, and more importantly fuckin' awesome. My taint tingle fourth's Avatar.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:34:51 PM CDT

    Salo

    by white_vader

    Well, it was strange viewing it in the current context. Living in a post two-girls-one-cup era sorta puts it in a slightly different light, and I felt I'd made a mistake watching the last of Passolini's films first, as I didn't have the proper context in terms of his other work. Also I viewed it post-Irreversable, so it didn't quite have the visceral (literally in some places) impact it might have. Not to say some bits weren't pretty harsh.

    Also I felt I wasn't well-read enough about the analogies to seventies Italy and the political climate to fully appreciate what he was railing against and by extension what got him killed for making this, even before its release. Sure the thematic elements are clear and the relationship to De Sade, and the somewhat detached filming/viewpoint also makes sense in and of itself and in relation to the characters depicted, but, yeah - I just think I was missing things. Damn my ignorance! Oh and the HD quality was lousy, even compared to Criterion's previous DVD release.

    As for Valhalla Rising, dunno what the deal is there, it came out a while back in the U.K. - I borrowed the Blu from a friend (Along with Vincent Cassel's Mesrine parts 1 and 2, and La Haine Blus). It's certainly striking, and a world away from the Hollywoodish B-movie Outlander which I'd watched the night before (Scot/Vikings). The feeling of a violent malaise is quite strong, but at one point I felt it worked against itself. It's very sparse, the dialogue perfunctory and carried by the visuals which sometimes were beautiful and harsh, but sometimes just sorta cheap-looking and video-ish. Good stuff though, and Mads Mikkelsen is a well-hard bastard!

    Oh and I watched Ang Lee's Ride with the Devil too. Great stuff, and a helluva cast.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:37:12 PM CDT

    Nice writeups, Nilla. Thanks for that.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 26, 2010 1:40:19 PM CDT

    I dunno Mac,

    by white_vader

    that kid was pretty fuckin' flakey in the original!

    My concern is that even though that girl is a good actress in her precocious way (which worked perfectly for Kick Ass if a bit tired in 500 days), I just can't see her as right for this one. Who knows, I've been wrong a million times before, and hope I am again in this one.

    The fact that for some reason they thought they had to change the fucking names though gives me a bad feeling, but I'll give it the benefit of the doubt. Don't wanna judge it before I see it if that's possible.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:43:54 PM CDT

    i remember watching SALO..

    by six demon bag

    it will be etched into my brain forever...it was last summer, and i was putting my grill together..for the BBQ i was having that night..needless to say, i didnt eat anything.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:45:08 PM CDT

    ...I just had a very weird thing happen. I posted...

    by flickapoo

    ...something over in the AVENGERSback...and it appeared on the thread. Five minutes later I refreshed that thread on another computer, and my post was gone. So I went back to the laptop...and my post was in the thread. So I clicked to the AICN home page and back again...and my comment was gone...and still is.
    Weird.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:45:27 PM CDT

    Y'welcome, Col.

    by white_vader

    and another thing with Oskar, I know I'm an uncool Dad and all these days, but when he was in the pool or standing there in the cold I was reflexively like "close your bloody mouth kid! wipe ya damn nose!". Couldn't help it...

    One of my all-time favourite Bill Cosby jokes is when he referred to his snotty-nosed kid as a "glazed doughnut monster"! Robin Williams referring to his own as "little nose-miners" is pretty good too!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:46:31 PM CDT

    Yeah I agree with you Nilla

    by macready452

    the kid was a flake and I felt they got that part right. Not so much with the girl.Hey. Anybody see the photo for SuckerPunch in EW? I kn ow Snyder elicits mixed feelings, but I am loving what I have seen (one pic). Jaime Chung in thigh high fishnets. Yes please.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:46:31 PM CDT

    The original Eli in LTROI

    by colonelfatheart

    Wow, what casting indeed. Amazing how a kid can pull of what's ostensibly centuries of malaise like that.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:46:41 PM CDT

    Ha ha Sixies!

    by white_vader

    Yeah, one dish did look like a burned sausage...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:46:50 PM CDT

    ...now it's back. Weird.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 26, 2010 1:49:35 PM CDT

    Yeah Col.

    by white_vader

    Incredibly otherwordly even just in her look. Hit Girl she ain't - that kid looks like a chipmunk to me.

    And malaise is MY word for the day, dagnabbit!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:49:54 PM CDT

    It's just a part of the dream, Flick...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Check your totem...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:50:43 PM CDT

    Heh, Flick

    by white_vader

    Scary's 'puter is on level 1 and yours is in limbo.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:51:30 PM CDT

    Ha! Cheeses!

    by white_vader

    Simuthought!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:53:46 PM CDT

    Ah jeez

    by white_vader

    I just noticed I'm having too much fun chatting with you jokers. It's almost 5 in the morning and I'll get nothing done tomorrow if'n I don't hit the proverbial. Later all!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:54:18 PM CDT

    We're fairly socialist in the PB, Nilla!

    by colonelfatheart

    Malaise is everyone's word of the day.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:56:18 PM CDT

    its a dream flick..

    by six demon bag

    KICK OUT!! KICK OUT DAMN YOU!!wheres my walkman with edith piaf?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 1:57:59 PM CDT

    someone just pulled subs' string regarding TDK and BB..

    by six demon bag

    this is gonna be awesome..i love it when subs unleashes wrath on unsuspecting posters about his scorn of the cinematical batmans.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 2:00:52 PM CDT

    Wlakman? Is this Hot Tub Time Machine Sixies

    by macready452

    or did I miss something?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 2:01:14 PM CDT

    Night, Whitey.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 26, 2010 2:18:24 PM CDT

    nite whitey

    by six demon bag

    dont let the red hot pokers get you!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 2:18:50 PM CDT

    Hot Tub Time Machine Inception...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Cobb and his new sidekick, Rob Cordry, go back in time to plant the seeds of the iPhone in Steve Job's dreams...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 2:27:08 PM CDT

    ...OK, it's under 90 out, se we're off to the park...

    by flickapoo

    ...the Castle Park With The Samurai Jack Bridge, as DD calls it.
    Watch out for bad guys...we'll be back.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 2:34:01 PM CDT

    Nightey Night, Whitey White

    by macready452

    Hot Tub Inception:Arthur "sets it off" with a futuristic rendition of Let's Get Retarded.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 2:35:42 PM CDT

    Flick

    by macready452

    don't rock to hard on the spring loaded elephant.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 2:39:40 PM CDT

    Hot Tub Inception Machine

    by hi5effect

    Liv Tyler sets out in a Hot Tub Dream Machine to convince Bebe Buell that Steve Tyler's seed won't look like a small mouth bass on the floor of a canoe at summer camp. Hilarity ensues. Also, Liv Tyler almost sleeps with Steve Tyler, begetting Liv Tyler squared, how meta.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 2:45:21 PM CDT

    no subject

    by hi5effect

    but maybe it's just a dream

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  • Jul 26, 2010 2:49:40 PM CDT

    Flicka... watchout for

    by hi5effect

    scotsmen.and beetle-robots. but mostly scotsmen.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 3:01:10 PM CDT

    WHO TARD'D

    by six demon bag

    SPEARHEAD FROM SPACE


    THIRD DOCTOR. SEASON 7. SERIAL 51.


    well doesnt it looke so pretty in colour?


    this is basically a set up serial with a pretty eerie looking baddie
    thrown in more good measure. the doctor, exiled on earth, crash lands
    in a ditch near modern day london. this knocks him out and some
    soldiers, seeing the TARDIS on the radars, capture him and take him to
    the hospital. meanwhile, the head of UNIT, (Brigadier Alistair
    Lethbridge-Stewart--BALS) is interviewing a new scientist--LIZ and
    then go check out this mysterious man whjo came from the police box.
    BALS has met the second doctor before and is disappointed to see
    another man claiming to know him. the third doctor, BALS claims, is
    delusional.


    eventually, the new doctor is able to convince BALS that he is the
    same doctor he met before, and is asked to help UNIT fight off an
    alien life form called the NESTENES, who take the form of plastic. in
    the end, the monster is destroyed and fearful that it may return, BALS
    asks the doctor to hang out at UNIT. he complies, if LIZ stays too.


    There are a couple of cool scenes of plastic figures, not unlike the
    robots in HEARTBEEPS, attacking people. their faces look like the
    masks in EYES WIDE SHUT and i kept waiting for them to ask me the
    password and kill my naked tour guide.


    anyway. tis a good intro to the new doc who seems to be more physical
    than the first two incarnations of the famous doctor. and you can tell
    a new facet is shining through, with the doc knowing hes not going
    anywhere for a while. hes kinda frustrated yet excited of his
    predicament. though its not stopping him from trying to fix the TARDIS
    to vamoose.


    NEXT: DOCTOR WHO AND THE SILURIANS



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  • Jul 26, 2010 3:15:20 PM CDT

    may paper has scooped AICN..

    by six demon bag

    ROBOCOP remake no more!thank fucking christ.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 3:19:14 PM CDT

    MAY--->MY

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 26, 2010 3:41:24 PM CDT

    ROBOCOP remake dead, eh?

    by colonelfatheart

    I'm happy.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 3:45:57 PM CDT

    Still haven't seen Inception

    by d.vader

    Still haven't seen Toy Story 3. Or Predators Or Splice Or Iron Man 2 I've got a lot of catching up to do.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 3:56:21 PM CDT

    I missed SPLICE and TOY STORY 3, Vades,

    by colonelfatheart

    so don't feel bad. (No real interest in PREDATORS.)

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  • Jul 26, 2010 3:57:20 PM CDT

    If you guys keep talking about INCEPTION...

    by tedkordlives

    Then I'll just have to go and see it.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:01:54 PM CDT

    See it, Ted. Your thoughts on it will be appreciated.

    by colonelfatheart

    Yours too, Vades.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:18:43 PM CDT

    All must see Inception

    by fuzzyjefe

    we don't wanna have to force-choke a bitch.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:20:28 PM CDT

    On the way home from the grocery store just now...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    there was a spot on the news about some new depression findings and I got to wondering...How long until the first Inception inspired suicides start rolling in...You just know it's gonna happen..."Good bye, cruel Limbo world...I go to be with my husband Leonardo DiCaprio in reality 'cause my top won't quit spinning..."

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:22:03 PM CDT

    So I'm reading about the THOR footage from Comic-Con

    by d.vader

    And the way the writer describes Asgard, it sounds like they're portraying it as another planet, another galaxy instead of some sort of "God dimension". Which got me thinking: Are the Asgardians in the comics supposed to be aliens of sorts? A unique race that the Norsemen took to be Gods because they could control the weather and other elements on Earth? Even if not, I find that to be a fascinating element that the movie may or may not explore.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:23:42 PM CDT

    Much like the Avatar-inspired suicides

    by d.vader

    "Good bye, cruel world... I go to be with the rest of my true family, the Nav'i, in the paradise of Pandora..."

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:27:54 PM CDT

    Vades

    by tedkordlives

    That's how I've ALWAYS thought of Thor.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:33:23 PM CDT

    DV

    by six demon bag

    How are you and the (ex) gf?inception would be a good date flick..but also stands as a good solo flick too.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:34:59 PM CDT

    Awesome Ted

    by d.vader

    I've never read Thor. The closest I've ever gotten to reading Thor is from the Utimates comics and maybe a few Avengers issues here and there as a kid. I always figured he and Odin and Hercules were just real Gods, but never considered them to be aliens until today. But I really like the alien angle a lot.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:49:40 PM CDT

    We're doing very well Sixes

    by d.vader

    Thanks for asking. I came home from the beach and she's gone to the beach with her family. Since that night 2 thursdays ago, the one where we think she was drugged, things have been good. Like I was a superhero who saved her life that night and she's now fallen in love with the guy... I took her to work the next morning and I needed to fax some documents. I helped her with some stuff and she helped me with mine. I went upstairs to see my mom before I left (they work in the same law firm) and she seemed a bit sad I was leaving. I gave her the letters I had written. She texted me later that day and said the first one was making her cry, that she'd have to read the rest later. I made her dinner that night bc she was still feeling wonky and left the next morning for the beach. She went to work her second job and left her phone and outfit, so I took them to her at her work place and left for the beach. That day she and I texted back and forth, and that's what the past week has been like. Lots and lots and LOTS of texts and emails (some dirty) back and forth. We talked one night and she apologized for all her behavior. She actually surprised me. Said she thinks there's something wrong with her, that maybe she needs therapy or medication because she always screws up good things that are happening to her. Said that she knows and recognizes now that I was improving and making strides and trying to do better the past few months (something she had basically ignored or shot down as not being enough, etc), but something about her just wouldn't let her acknowledge it then. But now she does. She wanted me to come down to the beach with her and her family and best friend (the one she made out with a few weeks ago!). I told her I felt it'd be awkward, that I'd feel like a fool in front of her friends who know of all the crap that's happened. She said she'd be more concerned that they'd think *she's* the fool, the idiot, because she's the one who keeps screwing things up. And then her mom called to personally invite me to the beach and tell me that they all wanted me to be there and it wouldn't be awkward. I came home to do work today but I think I'm going to leave tomorrow. She keeps saying she loves me and wants to make this work. I do too. We've got to improve our communication and work on some other things (based on our talks/texts, I think our sex life will be vastly improved) to make it right. I think we can do it. I look forward to it, but I'm still a bit cautious and we still need to have another big talk or two to air out all that's bugging me (and maybe her).

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:50:36 PM CDT

    Well, they ain't from Earth...

    by tedkordlives

    Makes 'em aliens in my book.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:52:13 PM CDT

    But at least, right now...

    by d.vader

    I don't have to concern myself with moving out and trying to find a place to live. I can still focus on my work and writing.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:55:20 PM CDT

    Good to hear Vades!

    by tedkordlives

    Warms the heart, so it does.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:55:21 PM CDT

    That's excellent news, Vader.

    by colonelfatheart

    Here's hoping to a sustained solution.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 4:56:38 PM CDT

    hoping *FOR*

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 26, 2010 4:59:40 PM CDT

    Did Ares and Hercules and the other Greek Gods...

    by d.vader

    ... ever go to war with the Asgardians in the comics? Who else exists from Mt Olympus? Anyone au fait with those guys in Marvel?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:03:44 PM CDT

    D... What?

    by therewolf

    She wanted you to go to the beach along with the "best friend"?Put the brakes on, fella. Think about it. That ain't exactly... standard etiquette.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:06:20 PM CDT

    Thanks guys!

    by d.vader

    We'll see how well things go when I get to the beach tomorrow evening! Should be a good time regardless. Her family, and the other family of friends that are next door down there, are great people.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:09:51 PM CDT

    ThereWolf

    by d.vader

    Her best friend and her husband were always coming to the beach. I was going to the beach too before the breakup. Nothing's really changed. Sorry if I confused you with the best friend thing- did you think I was referring to my best friend and that she had made out with him? No! 2 weeks ago I had a dream that my gf was cheating on me with a girl. Two nights later when I picked her up from being out (when she was drugged) she confessed to me that she and her best friend made out and groped each other the previous weekend. That's the one who will be there at the beach. Her husband arrives a day after me.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:10:55 PM CDT

    D-man...good news...if that's what both of you want...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Just be careful...Been thru the let's reconcile phase many many time in my life...and from my experience, once it's broken, it can never be totally repaired...But, I'm kinda an asshole, so, might just be me...That 'best friend' she made out with was a chick, if I remember correctly, right? Hurry your ass down there, boy...they want to get freaky with you...count on it...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:14:42 PM CDT

    Oh, the Best Friend is married?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Still, if you guys are open minded, could be a memorable weekend...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:17:15 PM CDT

    I see, D...

    by therewolf

    I did read it as her best friend - which I instinctively thought was a bloke.Sorry about that. I'm blushing. That'll teach me to come wading in, the voice of reason, before I know half the story!But still... 'drugged'. What an intriguing life you lead...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:18:38 PM CDT

    Yeah, that "drugged" bit sounds insane.

    by colonelfatheart

    I don't know what I'd do.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:19:06 PM CDT

    Well, then D...you have ONE night to plant the Inception...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    in their minds before the Husband gets there...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:25:59 PM CDT

    And BTW, getting drugged at a club isn't all that uncommon...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Daughter was drugged at her 23rd birthday party at a club in Dallas. Fortunately she had lots of friends around who recognized she was more than intoxicated and took care of her...Bad guys just walk around and drop date rape drugs in beers and drinks left unattended at tables...Sucks to be young these days...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:34:23 PM CDT

    Yes, I'll be there before the husband...

    by d.vader

    Gotta work my magic while I can. It helps that I HAVE hooked up with the best friend too. Back in college. So it wouldn't be weird, you know what I'm saying?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:34:28 PM CDT

    Motherfuckers.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 26, 2010 5:41:03 PM CDT

    Holy shit, the Infinity Gauntlet is in THOR???

    by d.vader

    I wonder how that's gonna play... And I wonder if it will lead to Thanos in the Avengers film? I wouldn't mind seeing a Skrull invasion for the Avengers flick, though that might be better suited for a Fantastic Four reboot?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:45:45 PM CDT

    Okay fellas. Time to roll out.

    by colonelfatheart

    Chicken &c.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:49:06 PM CDT

    HHHHAAAA!!!! D-man...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    You already did the friend, too!!! This won't be as difficult as I originally thought...You lucky bastard...Just, after you get there, tease each of them individually and then both together...You're a WRITER man, if you put your mind to it, you can come up with some knock out lines between now and then...Controlled change, bro...its the only way...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:53:12 PM CDT

    And the best part is, Cheeses

    by d.vader

    We're all supposed to be sleeping in the same room!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:53:20 PM CDT

    ...D, the three of you need to do some of those...

    by flickapoo

    ...relationship building "trust falls"...get things rolling.
    Hey...it worked at summer camp.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:53:38 PM CDT

    Later, Colonelman...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I'll be fuckin' a chicken over hot coals a little later this evening...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:54:16 PM CDT

    ...keep on truckin', Col.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 26, 2010 5:57:15 PM CDT

    Whoa, I hear one of the creators of Nuked the Fridge.com...

    by d.vader

    If you guys remember that site... anyway, I hear one of the creators of the site died in a car accident last month? I wonder if he was the one who always shamelessly plugged the site in the talkbacks here. Weird.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:57:56 PM CDT

    Adios Colonel ! *salutes*

    by d.vader

  • Jul 26, 2010 5:58:11 PM CDT

    ...Col, you should try to get the chicken's friend involved...

    by flickapoo

    ...too.
    If one of you has a little weed it'll be long night of chicken pot pie.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:58:18 PM CDT

    A good line to use on the best friend...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    when you get her alone..."So, I hear you're into carpet cleaning, these days...Girlfriend says her's was so clean after you got thru, that you could eat out of it..."

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  • Jul 26, 2010 5:59:34 PM CDT

    "Trust falls", eh Flicka?

    by d.vader

    Ooops! I fell over and into you! Oops I fell over again!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 6:00:14 PM CDT

    Chicken Pot Pie!!! HHHHHAAAAA!!!!

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Two Chickens, one pot....

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  • Jul 26, 2010 6:03:28 PM CDT

    ...that's what I was thinking, D. And I think...

    by flickapoo

    ...camisoles and panties are essential to trust building intimacy.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 6:10:24 PM CDT

    ...hehehe...two chickens, one pot...

    by flickapoo

    ...now we're cookin'.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 6:15:59 PM CDT

    Camisoles and panties... hmmm....

    by d.vader

    I gotta go for a bit...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 6:23:41 PM CDT

    "...camisoles and panties are essential to..."

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    just about everything thats important and good in life...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 6:27:16 PM CDT

    Hot Tub Inception Machine...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Cobb and his team go back to 1953 and plant the inception in Hugh Hefner's mind that naked pictures of chicks will sell magazines...Mal is not upset and does not try to stop them...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 6:37:17 PM CDT

    ...HOT TUB CONCEPTION MACHINE?

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 26, 2010 6:37:26 PM CDT

    Happy Birthday Stanley Kubrick!!

    by d.vader

    Would have been 82 today. Hmmm, what to watch tonight in his honor? "A Clockwork Orange" perhaps? Can't wait for the Criterion release of "Paths of Glory" this fall! (mainly bc it will be the first time I see it)

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  • Jul 26, 2010 6:40:10 PM CDT

    50% off Criterion releases at Barnes and Nobles

    by d.vader

    Last year I got Seventh Seal, The Third Man, and Kurosawa's Stray Dog and Drunken Angel. What to get this year? Tax write-off either way! Oh shit... I forgot to write last year's purchases off.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 6:40:16 PM CDT

    Every hot tub is a conception machine, Flick...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    also a breeding ground for yeast infections and herpes...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 6:44:13 PM CDT

    Hot Tub Inception Machine...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Cobb and his team go back to the 50's and plant the inception for the Flux Capacitor in Doc Brown's brain...Doc only thinks he hit his head and conceptualizes it, but it was all a dream inception...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 6:45:54 PM CDT

    DV--hell yeah

    by six demon bag

    That's what I like to read. I'm glad she came correct and you patched things up.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 6:59:26 PM CDT

    Hot Tub Inception Machine...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Cobb and his team go back to 1983 and plant the inception for Videodrome in James Wood's dreams...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 7:06:28 PM CDT

    Hot Tub Inception Machine...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Cobb and team travel to 1989 and plants the inception in Kevin Costner's dreams to build a baseball park in his corn field...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 7:17:59 PM CDT

    Hot Tub Inception Machine...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Cobb and his team go back in time to 1984 to plant an inception in Johnny Depp's dreams (that would have eventually led to Edward Scissorhands and the whole Tim Burton was just a projection of Depp's theory...) and Arthur is severely burned and loses all his vaunted fashion sense and becomes Freddy Krugger...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 7:21:49 PM CDT

    Holy shit, Val Kilmer is in an Entourage episode?

    by d.vader

    Playing a stoned out, long-haired, long bearded "Sherpa" getting the guys high in his "palace" ... and holy crap he just pulled a gun out on the guys. This is insane. Never heard of this episode. He's nuts.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 7:29:13 PM CDT

    D-man...between all the 4-ways and 3-ways...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    this week, you GOT to see Inception...then give us the Inception/Field of Dreams mash up I am imagining in my head...James Earl Jones vs Mal...Costner debating DiCaprio...just give me a "based on an idea by" tagline...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 7:32:21 PM CDT

    Awesome Cheeses

    by d.vader

    "Based on an idea by Cheeses of Nazareth". That'd be something to see on the big screen.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 7:35:04 PM CDT

    It would blow people's minds, D...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 26, 2010 7:37:55 PM CDT

    BTW, I have a newfound respect for Kilmer ...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    after Teddy turned me on to Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang....That shit was HILARIOUS...SOOOO many great lines for Val in that one...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 7:47:24 PM CDT

    Why Are There No Movies About Regular Dreams?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    http://tinyurl.com/2539c8b

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  • Jul 26, 2010 7:54:09 PM CDT

    ...by the way, was I the only one relieved to not hear...

    by flickapoo

    ...Dream Police kick in over INCEPTION's closing credits?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 7:56:46 PM CDT

    ..."sounds promising, but...

    by flickapoo

    ...but is actually about dead people not playing baseball".
    AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 7:57:57 PM CDT

    Hmmm no mention of Kurosawa's Dreams.

    by d.vader

  • Jul 26, 2010 7:59:19 PM CDT

    Relieved, Flick???

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I kept expecting to hear Gary Wright's 'Dream Weaver'...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 7:59:55 PM CDT

    Hey Perry. Still gay?

    by fuzzyjefe

    Me? No. I'm hip deep in pussy. Just liked the name so much thought I'd keep it.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:01:22 PM CDT

    Do you know what you'd find

    by fuzzyjefe

    if you looked up the word 'idiot' in the dictionary? A picture of me? No. The definition of the word 'idiot', which you FUCKING ARE.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:02:52 PM CDT

    Ahh, Gay Perry

    by fuzzyjefe

    One of the all-time greats. Love Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. YOU love it too. You just don't know it yet. Unless you do. Like you should.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:03:19 PM CDT

    ...hehehe...yeah, KKBB was good.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 26, 2010 8:04:04 PM CDT

    That was my favorite line, too, Flick...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Fuzzy...that whole movie had me cracking up...I gotta buy that one...soon...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:05:08 PM CDT

    Okay time for A Clockwork Orange

    by d.vader

    In honor of Mr. Kubrick. I'll be in and out.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:05:58 PM CDT

    "Don't quit your gay job..."

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 26, 2010 8:08:37 PM CDT

    HOW did KKBB

    by fuzzyjefe

    not kill at the box office? If they re-released it this fall, I bet it's make a frikkin' MINT.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:09:32 PM CDT

    Yes, Talking monkey.

    by fuzzyjefe

    From the future. Ugly little cuss. Only says the word 'ficus'.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:10:21 PM CDT

    it'd

    by fuzzyjefe

  • Jul 26, 2010 8:10:21 PM CDT

    It WAS released too soon...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Downy wasn't Iron Man yet...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:11:45 PM CDT

    ...RDJ hadn't been in a big comic book movie yet...

    by flickapoo

    ...like you said, Jefe...they'd probably have a lot better luck today. Not huge, but better.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:12:56 PM CDT

    ...Cheeses beat me to it.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 26, 2010 8:13:00 PM CDT

    Downer & Kilmer

    by fuzzyjefe

    need to work together more. And more Michelle Monaghan is always a good thing. But damn, that movie was, indeed, just chock-full of killer dialogue. "Jesus, could I use the word 'fuck' more?" Downey's narration was awesome too.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:13:10 PM CDT

    Xactly, Flickster...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 26, 2010 8:15:34 PM CDT

    Making me want to pop it in...

    by fuzzyjefe

    'I mean, Jesus...look at those stems.'

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:15:54 PM CDT

    Adam West Batman meets Lady Gaga

    by d.vader

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TaSNh0R4cY

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:16:55 PM CDT

    Good GOD!

    by fuzzyjefe

    Type much? "Downer and Kilmer"? Robert Downer Jr, the most depressing thespian to ever mope on the silver screen!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:16:58 PM CDT

    Ugh. Scary would be upset with me

    by d.vader

    I'm drinking the leftovers from a Shiraz that was opened a week and a half ago at least. But its the only red wine left in the house. Bleh.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:20:06 PM CDT

    AAAAHHHHH!!!! D...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    that hurt my ears...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:22:14 PM CDT

    "Downers and Kilmer"...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    the secret to Val's astonishing weight gain...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:29:16 PM CDT

    I think its catchy

    by d.vader

    I love the harp part, really.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:33:31 PM CDT

    Is that a real lady Ga Ga song?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Jul 26, 2010 8:36:33 PM CDT

    Not hatin', D...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Just sad to see I am so deep in Pop culture Limbo that it seems a dream to me...I always knew the day would come...but, you never really expect it to be today...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:37:28 PM CDT

    In KKBB

    by six demon bag

    I love the part in the end when RDJ is on the top of the car and is almost about to get shot and he just mutters NO and unloads on the guy

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:38:28 PM CDT

    In KKBB

    by six demon bag

    I love the part in the end when RDJ is on the top of the car and is almost about to get shot and he just mutters NO and unloads on the guy

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:42:27 PM CDT

    Yes it is Cheeses

    by d.vader

    You should check out the 10 minute long music video for it. I actually really like the video and the way it was shot.edited. For some reason, Kill Bill's Pussy Wagon is in it. Haven't figured that one out yet.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:47:39 PM CDT

    Ok. Playtime's over...

    by fuzzyjefe

    ya'll need to google Suckerpunch trailer right now. I know where I'll be in March next year. I don't care if this movie is widely considered the worst piece of cinematic trash ever produced. My ass is in a seat.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:49:00 PM CDT

    I'll wait 'til ya'll get back...

    by fuzzyjefe

    need to smoke a cig anyway.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:51:20 PM CDT

    Hot Tub Inception Machine...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Cobb and his team travel back in tome to 1939 to plant the Inception in Judy Garland's head that a tornado takes her to a magical land with talking lions, Straw Men and androids...Just so they can Extract the Wizard's secrets...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 8:59:15 PM CDT

    The Wizard of Oz

    by fuzzyjefe

    had the original Inception team. 'And you were there, and you were there...'

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:01:04 PM CDT

    If the pedalback was INCEPTION...

    by six demon bag

    Who would be who?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:01:38 PM CDT

    D.Vader... Three Things

    by scarywaitress

    1. Hi. 2. I'm VERY happy your relationship might work out after all, and I'm VERY glad it's because your girl realized she was being a jerk and not appreciating you. I hope it works out... and I hope you remember, you are not her doormat. If she fucks with you again you need to bring the hammer. BUT, I really hope you guys live happily ever after. Love stories make me all weepy and shit. [Scary cocks her gun and pops off a couple of shots, to prove she's not a pussy.] 3. FOR THE LOVE OF , MAN. IF YOU'RE GOING TO DRINK WINE THAT OLD- AND FUCKING  ‍‍‍‍SHIRAZ
     ‍‍‍&zwj
    NO LESS, CUT THAT SHIT WITH O.J. AND SELTZER. THAT IS SANGRIA WINE NOT FINE WINE. Goddamn amateur hour up in here. [Scary shoots a couple more bullets 'cause she's pissed about the alcohol abuse referenced in D.Vader's post.]

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:01:54 PM CDT

    Xactly, Fuzzy...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    all that and flying monkey's, too...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:02:48 PM CDT

    I'd be Ariadne

    by fuzzyjefe

    but I'd stay behind and play with my boobies all day.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:04:11 PM CDT

    I get to be Ellen Page.

    by scarywaitress

    I think Mal is hot and all, but she's all depressed and shit. Ariadne is smart. Except I'd want to be hot. DAMMIT!!!! Decisions, decisions...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:04:45 PM CDT

    As you can see, their Inception worked

    by fuzzyjefe

    Dorothy ain't EVER leaving the farm. 'There's no place like home' after all.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:04:53 PM CDT

    Fuck it. I choose to be Trinity.

    by scarywaitress

  • Jul 26, 2010 9:05:52 PM CDT

    Playing with Juno's boobs...???

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    What boobs?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:06:59 PM CDT

    I saw her wet in the subconscious ocean...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    nothing to see here...move along...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:07:19 PM CDT

    CONFESSION

    by scarywaitress

    I hate- not dislike, not don't prefer- HATE The Wizard of Oz. HATE it. Hate all the many versions of it. Hate everything about it. FUCKING. HATE. IT.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:07:44 PM CDT

    Don't be a buzzkill Cheeses

    by fuzzyjefe

    Every boob is beautiful...in it's own way.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:08:22 PM CDT

    I'm Tom Berrenger...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Or old Saito...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:09:05 PM CDT

    Sorry Scary

    by fuzzyjefe

    I'll get you my pretty....and your bottle of shiraz, too!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:09:09 PM CDT

    One funny thing I noticed...

    by scarywaitress

    as cool-looking as she is... Marion Cotillard has, like, NO neck. She's still beautiful... but she's got the neck and shoulders of a petite linebacker.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:09:37 PM CDT

    In my defense, Scary...

    by d.vader

    Oh wait, yeah hold on. I meant... 1. Hi! Good to see you! 2. Thanks! Yeah, I hope this works out too. But if this happens again, I think she knows it will be the last time. Third strike and all. But we've known each other since we were kids. We were summer romances. We've got history. We should have that happy ending, and I do hope we get it. 3. In my defense... the gf bought it. Not me. And apparently she drank all the Shannon Ridge bottles that my dad had given my roommate for housesitting a few weeks ago. This is all that's left in the house, and I didn't feel like a beer or opening the new bottle of scotch I'm saving for the beach. Oh wait, I forgot I had some new sake in the cabinet. That's what I should be drinking. *Fires a few rounds from the shotgun out back to join the club*

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:09:38 PM CDT

    Fuzzy, don't listen to Cheese, just get Juno knocked up

    by hi5effect

    them milk cartons will fill out the maternity top jes' fiiine.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:10:12 PM CDT

    This Movie looks all sorts of badass!

    by thenipplesofgodreturns

    did anyone see the new godzilla design? Looks a lot better than that other peace of shit movie.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:10:25 PM CDT

    Well, 'moose is Cobb.

    by scarywaitress

    Just look at the pics. In the Shelter, I mean.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:10:35 PM CDT

    My girlfriend

    by d.vader

  • Jul 26, 2010 9:11:22 PM CDT

    My girlfriend's AOL screenname...

    by d.vader

    Was/Is a variation of Trinity. Chew on that, Scary.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:11:38 PM CDT

    Ah. Excellent, Hi5. We were missing the adult point of view.

    by scarywaitress

    Way to step up. ☺

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:12:28 PM CDT

    Up from the depths, 30 stories high

    by fuzzyjefe

    breathing fire...he stands in the sky! Godzilla! Godzilla! And Godzooooookey!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:13:38 PM CDT

    NICE, D.Vades.

    by scarywaitress

  • Jul 26, 2010 9:14:44 PM CDT

    That'd be one diddle

    by fuzzyjefe

    that couldn't be undone homeskillet.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:15:10 PM CDT

    Hey... how good is your sake, D?

    by scarywaitress

    We talkin' daiginjo here?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:15:17 PM CDT

    "Every boob is beautiful...in it's own way..."

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Spoken by one who has obviously never motorboated a massive pair of 36 DDs....

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:16:47 PM CDT

    I spent the entire summer of my 7th year of life

    by scarywaitress

    perfecting my Godzira. Just warning you... this is sacred ground.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:17:02 PM CDT

    By the way that new Sucker Punch trailer...

    by d.vader

    Holy Hell, that looks pretty damn cool. And Emily Browning grew up to be the hottie I knew she would be since I first saw her in A Series of Unfortunate Events.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:17:41 PM CDT

    Cheeses Christ.

    by scarywaitress

    "motorboated a massive pair of 36 DDs". Wow. Just, wow.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:19:10 PM CDT

    D. Vades... link please.

    by scarywaitress

    I dug her. She ALMOST made me forget Jim Carrey was in that one. , I hate him.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:19:36 PM CDT

    Motorboarding is fun...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    it's not at all like waterboarding...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:21:21 PM CDT

    If Juno's tits matched her massive noggin....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    She'd be goin' places...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:24:10 PM CDT

    Actually, Scary this is the 1st sake I've ever bought

    by d.vader

    I always drink sake when I go to a Japanese restaurant, and I just go with the house. I think once I bought something other than house when I was at a Vietnamese Pho restaurant, but I couldn't tell you what it was. I've read about sakes for years but when I got to the liquor store in SC, which has privately owned stores, unlike the state-run stores here in NC, which means more variety in SC, I wandered down the aisles of liquor like a kid in a candy store, noticing all sorts of new drinks I'd never seen before. Bought myself a scotch, a rum called "Kraken" with an awesome old-school drawing of a giant squid on the label, and a sake. But I couldn't, for the life of me, remember any of sake info I'd read before. Couldn't remember what was good. So I just went with a moderately priced sake (since I was already in the hole with the scotch purchase). Lemme go see what it is... Its Shochu Yokaichi Mugi. Whatever THAT means. Ah fuck, I should have noticed this when I bought it. This is distilled from barley, not rice.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:24:50 PM CDT

    Wow. My shapely ass is in the seat for SuckerPunch too.

    by scarywaitress

    That looks fun. I predict a bit too much CGI, but what the hell. I'ma goin' to smuggle in a 375ml of something tasty. I'm thinking either Brut Champagne or red Burgundy.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:25:21 PM CDT

    Sucker Punch Trailer

    by d.vader

    http://trailers.apple.com/movies/wb/suckerpunch/suckerpunch-tlr1_480p.mov http://tinyurl.com/28yt4kz PS: The End Credits to "A Series of Unfortunate Events" are the best End Credits Ever.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:31:10 PM CDT

    Holy shit!

    by fuzzyjefe

    That IS the girl from 'A Series..'! I didn't even connect it. I thought she'd be quite lovely myself. And I was quite right. Again. It's amazing. And good catch Vader. Feels good to be right. I was right for a short time on Kirsten Dunst after Inverview With the Vampire, but something happened there. I think her head is STILL growing. And on Suckerpunch....I had no idea it was gonna be THIS COOL looking. Dragons vs WWII bombers? Giant machine-gun wielding samurai robos? Bzzzt! Krklllzzzzt! (That's my geekometer blowing)

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:32:26 PM CDT

    Vader, agreed. But Wall-E credits are a near 2nd

    by hi5effect

    I get a happy little shiver every time I see them. Peter Gabriel can make even preachy enviromental lyrics cool. He's like jesus with the water into scotch.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:32:42 PM CDT

    Oh, Fuzzy.

    by scarywaitress

    [Scary rubs his Sasquatch-like furry head.] You and your geekometer.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:33:01 PM CDT

    See? All the geektastic stuff in there

    by fuzzyjefe

    was so cool-looking I totally forgot to mention all the lovely ladies. That trailer had me squeezing off a few rounds myself.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:33:49 PM CDT

    Wall-E credits are great

    by d.vader

    It tells a story using history and the history of art and ends with 16-bit versions of Wall-E and EVE. Pretty damned awesome.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:34:25 PM CDT

    Oh Fuzzy

    by d.vader

    I had a serious crush on Kirsten Dunst circa Jumanji.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:34:37 PM CDT

    Hi5 is correct.

    by scarywaitress

    The Wall-E credits are brilliant... partly because the animation is cool, but mostly because PETER GABRIEL IS A GOD. I Grieve is one of the best, most heartbreaking tracks ever recorded. I need to get his album of covers. Any song is better when he sings it.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:36:09 PM CDT

    I'm siiiiiiingin' in the raaaaain

    by d.vader

    Just siiiiiiingin' in the rain! What a glooooorious feeling! I'm haaaaappy again!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:36:17 PM CDT

    P.S.

    by fuzzyjefe

    and Carla Gugino. Queen of the BEAUTIFUL WOMEN THAT DON'T LOOK LIKE 12-YEAR-OLD-BOYS Club.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:38:29 PM CDT

    Remeber when Jennifer Connely

    by fuzzyjefe

    was one of those? God, I miss Rocketeer/Dark City Jennifer. Why? WHYYYYYYYYYY? Curves are God's gift to men. CURVES. A beautiful woman should be built like a scenic byway. IMO.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:41:07 PM CDT

    I saw an old episode of Saved by the Bell with Gugino

    by d.vader

    Back during the middle school years when it was "Good Morning Mrs. Bliss" or whatever with Hayley Mills. She played an 8th grader that Zach met over the summer. Total hottie back then too.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:42:58 PM CDT

    Heh... Fuzzy...

    by scarywaitress

    we're going to get along JUST FINE, my friend. Ain't no straight-n-narrow highways up here, I tell ya.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:46:56 PM CDT

    Sunkist Tuna is 100% Carla Gugino free...

    by hi5effect

    ...MY ASS. http://tinyurl.com/27uk32z
    Still, thank they pulled her out of the gulf before something horrible happened to her, like getting covered in slick shiny oil. (Oil, Tuna, Can + Carla Gugino, it's a gold mine of material) Goodnight Pebrews.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:49:22 PM CDT

    AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

    by scarywaitress

    Nicely done, Hi5. I tip my hat (well, I would if I wore one.)

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:54:26 PM CDT

    Hi5...

    by fuzzyjefe

    thank you. Truly, you are an asset. Nothin' like those in that pic, but an asset nonetheless. And Scary...you're already my favorite, but keep on checking those boxes for me. WHEN WILL WE PERFECT CLONING? 'Cause I'll tell ya, there's a DEARTH of lovely, curvaceous, geek-friendly, and intelligent ladies here in the 'Bam. You might get most of the good things, but geeky is in short order. That's why I miss my ex-wife so much. She used to let me read her comics. She LOVED Preacher, for cryin' out loud! Hellboy! Bone (the comic.....and, y'know)! She was as close to perfect as I'd found. *sniff* I'M NOT CRYING!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 9:55:54 PM CDT

    Yup. SUCKER PUNCH it is.

    by colonelfatheart

    Thank you.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 10:02:09 PM CDT

    OK, I just finally listened to Peter Gabriels's version

    by scarywaitress

    of My Body Is A Cage. Holy shit. It's like when Johnny Cash did the cover of Hurt. NO WAY the writer of that song had ANY idea what they had... she's just not old enough to know what she wrote. DAMN.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 10:06:23 PM CDT

    Wow, Scary.

    by colonelfatheart

    I need to download that right now ... Have you and Flick heard the new Arcade Fire album yet, by the way?

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  • Jul 26, 2010 10:08:47 PM CDT

    WHOA! Peter Gabriel did an Arcade Fire cover??!?

    by d.vader

    I'M THERE! I heard 2 tracks from the new Arcade Fire a few weeks ago on some website. Loved it. Is the new album out already? PS: Johnny Cash's cover of "The Mercy Seat" is superior to Nick Cave's original.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 10:10:43 PM CDT

    Arcade Fire is doing a live stream of a show in NY...

    by d.vader

    And its going to be directed by Terry Gilliam. Hole. Eee. Shit.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 10:11:42 PM CDT

    No. I have to admit, about Arcade Fire...

    by scarywaitress

    his voice is annoying enough, but for some reason I can get over it... HER voice just grates on me. It's not melodic... she just belts it out... and for some reason, I guess all the hype about how great she is just bugs me. I wish I liked them more, but they're of that "traditional singing is hit" school... which I can respect, to a point, but if you're writing these beautiful melodies it just bugs me, I guess. And the thing is, none of their voices are BAD... they just choose to belt out every song like they're channeling Ethel Merman. I KNOW they can sing... their belting feels pretentious. But, they write some GREAT shit.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 10:12:50 PM CDT

    PS: I fucking LOVE Black Wave

    by d.vader

  • Jul 26, 2010 10:14:32 PM CDT

    I liked her singing in "In the Backseat"

    by d.vader

  • Jul 26, 2010 10:15:11 PM CDT

    It just goes to show you....

    by fuzzyjefe

    though modern cinema is FILLED with hacky, point-and-shoot dunderheads, it's a pretty good time to be a geek. I mean, you have Christopher Nolan, Zack Snyder, Guillermo del Toro, Sam Raimi, Darren Aronofsky, Alex Proyas,and Wes Anderson (sensibility-wise)...all genre-friendly. Cuaran also. Jury's still out on likes of Neill Blomkamp, Francis Lawrence, Duncan Jones, Matt Reeves, and The Spierig Brothers. And maybe Stephen Norrington will get back in the game soon. Maybe throw JJ Abrams in there (he straddles the line between geek-centric and mainstream pretty well). Plus you have Spielberg still kicking, it seems like Scorsese is branching out some in his older years. And Tarantino, Rodriguez as well. Not too bad a time to like ze genres when you really think about it.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 10:15:54 PM CDT

    Okay, gotta go.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jul 26, 2010 10:18:33 PM CDT

    But ya'll are all on music right now....

    by fuzzyjefe

    JJ Grey and Mofro AND Ray Lamontagne both have new albums coming out in August! Yay! JJ Grey and Mofro....I'd describe as 'swamp funk'. Ray Lamontagne is sort of a young Van Morrison who isn't afraid to get a lil funky himself. If'n you didn't know them already.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 10:51:00 PM CDT

    I have to say it, but Emily Browning...

    by d.vader

    Has the DSL real bad.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:00:35 PM CDT

    Occam's Razor and Inception

    by dioxholsterreturns

    occam's razor dictates that the simplest possible solution is the correct one. in the case of Inception, all you have to do is figure out which the simplest answer, is it Cobb still dreaming or Cobb waking up? its pretty clear which is right if you apply occam's razor.

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:30:24 PM CDT

    Nytol, y'all...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    ass crack of dawn and all...

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:52:03 PM CDT

    I'm siiiiiiiiiingin

    by d.vader

  • Jul 26, 2010 11:52:23 PM CDT

    I'm siiiiiiiiiingin' in the rain!

    by d.vader

    Still watching Clockwork Orange. Been distracted a lot this evening. Night Cheeses!

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  • Jul 26, 2010 11:58:06 PM CDT

    Ya know who I've gained respect for..Danny Devito...

    by conspiracy

  • Jul 27, 2010 12:04:40 AM CDT

    Been watching Its Always Sunny, conspiracy?

    by d.vader

    Good to see you by the way.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 12:05:03 AM CDT

    Fuzzyjefe...The surgeon who lopped of Jennifers Incredible...

    by conspiracy

    massive, udders of magical milky perfection should not only have his license revoked...but burned at the stake outside of Fredricks of Hollywood. The man certainly is the devil.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 12:11:02 AM CDT

    Amen Conspiracy....

    by fuzzyjefe

    waiting for the 'beanpole' trend to FUCKING DIE already. Women need to look like women. I have no problem with well-defined washboard ladies, but I like softness. Voluptuousness. HOTNESS.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 12:11:03 AM CDT

    Hey Vader..actually it was The Blood Factory site..

    by conspiracy

    that gave me knew respect for Devito. The guys heart is in the right place, seems to really be a film fan..and a horror geek...rare in Hollywood these days..most actors don't give a fuck about the craft anymore.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 12:13:05 AM CDT

    And with that...

    by fuzzyjefe

    the tank is empty. And 1 second off from my first ever simupost there Conspiracy. Oh so close.....

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  • Jul 27, 2010 12:25:01 AM CDT

    Curves are GREAT Fuzzy...

    by conspiracy

    Don't get me wrong..I Loves me some hardcore, toned and skinny chicks too..like Milla Jovovich. A cup cuties are just fine with me..IF that is the way they really are.What I hate is a beautiful healthy curvy babe like Jennifer C. ruining herself because she is Too breasty/curvy.Here is a lesson from Old Conspiracy for you babes considering life altering plastic surgery; Short, tall, skinny or thick, a cup-e we likes all the tit... jus keep yourself trim, no drama or fits and we'll hit that pink till you babes scream "I quits".

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  • Jul 27, 2010 12:42:07 AM CDT

    Mmmm, just had a slice of fresh provolone

    by d.vader

    But it doesn't beat a slice of fresh muenster or cheddar. Mmmm mm.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 1:27:06 AM CDT

    need to get Starcraft 2 almost forgot thanks to Inception

    by dioxholsterreturns

    too much happened this weekend, comic-con, inception, stargate trailer, and now starcraft 2

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  • Jul 27, 2010 1:56:56 AM CDT

    Watched the penultimate ep. of LOST tonight

    by d.vader

    "What They Died For". Sniff. Made me quite a bit weepy.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 2:00:04 AM CDT

    you lost me at LOST

    by dioxholsterreturns

    they in heaven now arent they? what do people do in heaven i wonder.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:06:20 AM CDT

    Oh FUCK!

    by white_vader

    Diox, I know you forget about the spoiler thing every now and then and have gotten into the spirit of things, but holy fucking shit I hope you didn't just spill on Lost. I've said earlier when letting you know our policy in here that the whole Lost thing is the main case in point.
    There are only a few weeks to go 'til the last season hits disc and a couple of us waiting it out. Fuck fuck fuck. There's no way I'm gonna forget that. Jesus Christ dude... please tell me you're guessing. Fuck!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:07:52 AM CDT

    Yes Unfortunate events best end credits

    by white_vader

    ever. Best opening credit sequence, Seven.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:25:10 AM CDT

    On curves

    by white_vader

    I check out Fashion Police (shut up) and it's fascinating - not just for the perv value, but the outrageous comments from truly sad, half-witted girls on there who are already completely brainwashed into thinking that curves mean fat. Sure, it's a polite, politically correct term for fat in the same way as guys are called 'big', but these people are so stupid they don't understand that the majority of the gay male designers who make these clothes go for the pre-pubescent thing because completely aside form any gay angle, they're just interested in a walking clothes hanger, not so much the body inside - especially with couture, it's a statement and a sketch. It's not about the stick insect inside. The CLOTHES are the thing. And the withered, baby-less old women who run the magazines perpetuate this brain damage while disingenuously creating the supermodel con. These poor girls while on the one hand are not responsible for the abstraction being pushed on them, are obviously too stupid to look on it as anything less than literal. And it gets worse, because the visual reinforcement actually takes it's toll on women who ARE intelligent.

    The other day the worst thing I saw was this sort of confusion in action when a commenter was actually making a literal mental comparison between curves and fat. It was clear she believed one was the other. I'm not sure whether to be sad for her or angry at her. Both probably. You can be thin as and still have no shape. Sigh. At least good self-image amongst black women is much stronger. Despite all the misogyny bombarding them.

    My thinking (to talk in broad strokes for a minute) is that the distinction is this: on the whole, men always think they look better than they do, women the opposite.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 4:26:04 AM CDT

    And when I said the CLOTHES

    by white_vader

    I meant the IDEA.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 5:33:07 AM CDT

    I FARTED

    by clean_vageena

    and taco chunks came out.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 6:31:06 AM CDT

    Uuuuuummmmmmm

    by macready452

    How does one say, "I hate the Wizard of Oz." and escape unchecked?You all are a little too gentlemanly to the lady.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 6:34:18 AM CDT

    KKBB (catch up)

    by macready452

    "I grabbed your tit! It's a biggie!"(or something damn close to that)

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  • Jul 27, 2010 7:15:52 AM CDT

    So I watched Shutter Island...

    by madfuckingmax

    on a few recommendations from in here.I really liked it - I had a vague idea what the ending was going to be going in and thought that may spoil it a little.But it wasn't really a twist film. It was clearly working towards something the whole way through and with some clever nuances/red-herrings, I was totally wrapped up in it. Leo does some great work - and the whole wife and kids angle mirrors Inceptions emotional centre a lot too. He's pretty good with bringing some empathy to the broken family unit role.Scorcese didn't pull many punches either. There were a lot of little flourishes that looked great and/or had a decently creepy vibe. The strange off cuts during the first dream sequence (while his wife talks the scene jitters about and plays some games with the dialogue) and when one interviewee asks for a glass of water she lifts an empty hand to her face and puts down a glass.Anyway, good shout, fellas.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 7:31:41 AM CDT

    morning all..

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 27, 2010 7:32:10 AM CDT

    this place is getting a little long

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 27, 2010 7:32:26 AM CDT

    might need to head em off at the pass

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 27, 2010 7:32:49 AM CDT

    **CLUNK**

    by six demon bag

    head em off at the pass?!?!i hater that cliche

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  • Jul 27, 2010 7:44:28 AM CDT

    Hey Sixies

    by macready452

    MadFuckingMax!Well tarnation!Weird how Leo (unmarried, no kids) is drawn to these tragic widower/missing kid roles lately.I don't really think it is anything more than coincidence in the roles but odd none the less.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 7:53:35 AM CDT

    hows the early shift mac?

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 27, 2010 8:01:27 AM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    White_V disregard what Diox said about Lost as a spoiler, just a euphemism. Go on and enjoy the last season, it's v.good (Desmond, my fave character gets some juicy scenes).

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:06:06 AM CDT

    OZ does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Waitress, a while back I might have agreed with you about WIZARD OF OZ but now my daughters are nuts for it. They must have watched it maybe 20 times. That's given me a new found appreciation for it - that it can still resonate so powerfully, timeless.
    However I do still think it's a film for little girls... and i'd be a wee bit suspicious if a grown man claimed to love it.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:07:27 AM CDT

    its aight.

    by macready452

    i'm next to a computer this week sooo all the better for pedaling back this week. Hey cobes.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:12:16 AM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Skinny vs curves can be illustrated by fashion models vs glamor models.
    Fashion models = the 'ideal' beauty for women and gay men
    Glamor models = the 'ideal' beauty for men
    Did Jennifer Connelly (who was uber hot) actually have breast reduction surgery? I just guessed she dieted and worked out too hard, like Angelina Jolie and Geri Halliwell, and foolishly lost her best bits.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:12:46 AM CDT

    ...catching up...

    by flickapoo

    ...curves, great. Carla Gugino, great. Arcade Fire, great. Peter Gabriel, great. Young plump Jennifer Connely > bony Jennifer Connely (although I still love her). End credits for UNFORTUNATE EVENTS/WALL-E, great. SUCKER PUNCH trailer...fuck yes...
    All set?

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:15:27 AM CDT

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    by cobra--kai

    Hey Mac. If you're gonna do some more story telling then slip in a slithery role for me.
    My ideal part would be as the snake in SWORD & THE SORCERER that gets all gratuitous with the big boobed princess. Good god, that girl was hot.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:16:56 AM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Sarah Jessica Parker = the 'ideal' beauty for women.
    How the fuck did *that* happen???!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:18:29 AM CDT

    ...oh, wait! I need to go back and read the last two...

    by flickapoo

    ...chapters...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:20:29 AM CDT

    Flick, you gonna weigh in on the Missus'

    by colonelfatheart

    hatred of WIZARD OF OZ? Or have you guys had that showdown already?

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:22:39 AM CDT

    My favorite opening credits? WATCHMEN

    by colonelfatheart

    Yes, I love Snyder's WATCHMEN. There I fucking said it! I love the novel AND the movie! I've seen WATCHMEN maybe four times (once as the Ultimate Cut) since it was released, and the damned thing has seeped into my mind. Whenever a movie takes that quickly to become a part of the grammar of my imagination, it's gotta be a favorite. I FUCKING LOVE WATCHMEN.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:24:00 AM CDT

    Mad Fucking Max

    by colonelfatheart

    Glad you really liked SHUTTER ISLAND.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:24:55 AM CDT

    Damn. Jim Emerson is making me want to see SALT

    by colonelfatheart

    http://tinyurl.com/26dkt75

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:25:44 AM CDT

    Trust me, Cobes... SJP is NOT the ideal beauty.

    by scarywaitress

    Most women just want to have her money. AND her shoes.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:27:18 AM CDT

    Love the WALL-E end credits.

    by colonelfatheart

    Gabriel's song is better than that kind of song deserves to be. My favorite Gabriel movie work, though, is his score for THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:32:33 AM CDT

    i like it when GLINDA tries to start shit between

    by six demon bag

    dorothy and the wicked witch of the west.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:32:34 AM CDT

    Passion, Col. It's called Passion.

    by scarywaitress

    I wore that tape out when I had it. GREAT soundtrack. Rabbit Proof Fence was great, too... Sky Blue is a GREAT song. P.S., I liked Watchmen too. I need to see that again, I only saw it the once.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:34:22 AM CDT

    Passion, yes, that's the name of the album.

    by colonelfatheart

    I wore out my CD.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:34:54 AM CDT

    I want to see SALT, myself...

    by scarywaitress

    what else is Jolie good for, entertainment wise? I HATE hearing about her life... I just want to watch her shoot at stuff.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:35:02 AM CDT

    ...OZ? Well, I was one of generations of three year...

    by flickapoo

    ...olds scarred for life by flying monkeys. I held a grudge for years after watching WIZARD OF OZ and then being sent up to sleep in my nifty little trundle bed in the attic (we were visiting my grandparents).
    I saw it again not too long ago, and still think the whole thing is unbelievably creepy...the spastic gaiety of Munchkin Land in particular. I also think every character is unpleasant, starting with Dorothy.
    That said (© Harry Knowles), I love the use of stage/theater effects in film, and I'm not an expert, but I think OZ is probably one of the greatest examples of that style. I particularly like all the forced perspective stuff when they're in that field of poppies.
    And like Cobra said, you can't deny that it taps into something elemental...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:36:32 AM CDT

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    by cobra--kai

    I think the best opening credits have to go to Bond. Not one individual movie but as a more cumulative appreciation. That they've kept a certain iconography throughout really helps tie them all together, and I love the music also. Even the lesser Bond songs have got something going for them in the instrumentation or the arrangment.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:39:11 AM CDT

    My first true crush was on Judy in OZ.

    by colonelfatheart

    One of the most vivid dreams I've ever had is from when I was about five or six (no shit), and I had to rescue Dorothy from this really dark, austere, fog-shrouded environment. She was naked, but her skin had ruddy patches in several places, not quite welts, but irritations, I guess. I don't remember seeing her genitalia, though, but that's because back then I really had no concept of what pudenda looked like. The key image I remember, though, is my five-/six-year-old body picking her up to rescue her and holding her in my arms as if I were about to carry her over the wedding night threshold.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:40:13 AM CDT

    And with that, I'm outta here.

    by colonelfatheart

    Keep fuckin' that flying monkey.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:41:34 AM CDT

    PASSION is a great roadtrip cd

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 27, 2010 8:42:13 AM CDT

    LiLo cries herself to sleep in prison

    by six demon bag

    to the chants of FIRECROTCH..good to see shes making friends

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:42:30 AM CDT

    ...that's great, Col. Did you read our dream conversation...

    by flickapoo

    ...from the other night? One of my most vividly remembered dreams is from when I was three or four. I won't bore Pebrews with it again, but it was comically Freudian.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:42:48 AM CDT

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    by cobra--kai

    On Flicka's point about the effects in OZ, I saw some of MARY POPPINS yesterday with my girls and the visuals in that one really wowed me in one places.
    There's a moment when they go up the chimney before the sweeps dance, and look over the London rooftops that is truly breathtaking.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:43:26 AM CDT

    ...cluck.

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 27, 2010 8:45:06 AM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Only in Pedalback could u go from big boobed princess in SWORD & SORCERER getting snake-raped to MARY POPPINS...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:46:42 AM CDT

    ...yeah, POPPINS...that stuff holds up unbelievably...

    by flickapoo

    ...well. Perfectly, in fact.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:48:05 AM CDT

    i was always a BEDKNOBS & BROOMSTICKS kid

    by six demon bag

    and PETES DRAGON..lil demon loves that one..but i have a strnage feeling hes taking notes on how to get away with murder..just blame it on the invisible dragon.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:48:35 AM CDT

    ...I wouldn't mind seeing Mary Poppins in that snake...

    by flickapoo

    ...scene. She was...vivacious...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:48:47 AM CDT

    Phew, thanks Cobes

    by white_vader

    Sorry I freaked out - sorry Diox, you scared the crap outta me. So close...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:54:46 AM CDT

    Oh God, those movies may be good,

    by white_vader

    but I just can't stand Dick Van Dyke, and never could. It's not even his astoundingly atrocious accents, he just sorta rubs me the wrong way - even as a kid he did too. Which is why it was funny when we were talking about musicals last time at about the same time as remakes and Subs guessed what I was working on at the time but it came and went. We'll see if this one finally gets up...

    Anyway, I actually think that from interviews and all Van Dyke seems like a really lovely guy. In movies though? Can't quite come at it. I know I'm always saying to separate the singer and the song, but man, sometimes it is hard.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:55:27 AM CDT

    dont worry nilla

    by six demon bag

    a few more weeks and then you'll know it was all a.............

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  • Jul 27, 2010 8:56:45 AM CDT

    arcade fire..

    by six demon bag

    next week..it will be mine..

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:03:32 AM CDT

    anybody gonna see that new BATMAN DVD?

    by six demon bag

    under the hood? or something like that?

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:03:57 AM CDT

    kick ass next week too..

    by six demon bag

    i will picking that up

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:04:13 AM CDT

    ...I guess I can see that, Nilla. A movie like POPPINS...

    by flickapoo

    ...is so stagey that I see Van Dyke as just mugging for the kiddies. I have a hard time with old movies precisely because of that acting style they used back then...but for some reason it doesn't bother me much in those old family musicals.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:05:11 AM CDT

    ...KICK ASS on DVD? I'm really looking forward...

    by flickapoo

    ...to that one.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:08:37 AM CDT

    hahhahahahah

    by six demon bag

    LARRY SANDERS SHOW coming to DVD..the complete series!!hell yeah!! ive been waiting for this..

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:10:07 AM CDT

    Chalk me up for OZ dilemmas too.

    by white_vader

    There ARE problems with it. And I try to separate that objectivity from the general American audience's overwhelming desperation for their own home-grown movie mythology. Baum seems to be a darling because he's OURS and OZ is OURS (by which I mean yours), not yet another classic by some Brit or whoever. Maybe it's just because I'm an outsider, but most people seem blind to the pacing and other problems it has and are just WILLING the thing to be a perfect jewel with all their might.

    When the truth is, it's revisionist history. The thing didn't even make money until I think it was the seventies with reruns and syndication and all that. Not as beloved even in it's home as everyone loves to think. So that's another element that rubs me the wrong way - revisionist history.

    But like I say, I try to separate that from the flick itself and not impose criticisms that aren't appropriate for such a flight of fancy.

    But when it comes to effects, oh bloody hell yes. I got the blu-ray and my God, even with the soft focus and film stock, the burlap texture on the scarecrow's face/makeup is just amazing, all those makeups are just a beautiful balance between a caricatured version of the actor's features and an anthropomorphic character style. The tornado is still incredible, the acting double for the colour 'reveal (the whole thing is in colour anyway even before she opens the door) is a masterful sleight of hand, and well, the monkey are awesome precisely BECAUSE they didn't puss out and kept 'em freaky.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:12:10 AM CDT

    Yay Sixies!

    by white_vader

    I got the first season and even that sneaky best of (I usually hate those cash-grabs) because I thought we were never gonna see it. Good news.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:13:45 AM CDT

    As for all a ... OOH SIXIES!

    by white_vader

    Don't you dare, you evil sonofagun, don't you dare...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:17:16 AM CDT

    I'll prolly get the new Batman

    by fuzzyjefe

    I'm a sucker for DC animation. Haven't made it through Green Lantern yet though.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:18:20 AM CDT

    ...that's interesting, Nilla. I grew up almost exclusively...

    by flickapoo

    ...on English children's classics (the usual suspects, HOBBIT, NARNIA, GEORGE MACDONALD, WATERSHIP DOWN, etc...etc...), but the fact that WIZARD OF OZ is "American" never once occurred to me.
    I wonder if it's more on the minds of people from your part of the world...what with the OZ and all...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:20:38 AM CDT

    ...ST! WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT INCEPTION...

    by flickapoo

    ...YET TODAY...COME BAAACK!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:25:38 AM CDT

    Speaking of Lost but not,

    by white_vader

    I'm watching Fringe with my wife for a bit of X-Files-ish fun. Only a few eps in and I'm giving it time - everyone seems to say it starts off a bit lame but comes good later in the season, and then the end and second seasons are fantastic.

    The one thing that's really bugging me though is the lead actress is actually sorta crap. It seems like everyone's been to the CSI shit-acting school where you try to look super concerned or intense or whatever whether it suits the tone of the scene or matches the dialogue or not. I mean, they sorta all do that but she goes over the top. Her accent's fine (yet another Aussie, as is John Noble/Denethor), but yeeks, tone it down luv! There are some cool campy things and if they ease up on the canned formula or Orci and Kurtzman ease out it seems like it has the goods. We'll see.

    Anyone here watch it?

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:28:49 AM CDT

    yeah i have the first season of LARRY SANDERS too..

    by six demon bag

    it came out waaaaay back then..and then nothing..i hoped one day..

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:32:51 AM CDT

    ...ha! I read that entire post thinking Nilla was talking...

    by flickapoo

    ...about FARSCAPE instead of FRINGE.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:43:50 AM CDT

    Flickity

    by white_vader

    Yeah, maybe you need some distance to see the 'OZ' effect but man, it's full-on.

    They're trying to do it too with stuff like Spiderwick and all that and it galls me because sorry, New England is NOT the same as England! I mean, you guys can't even pronounce Notre Dame or Celt-type stuff correctly! Again, of course I don't mean ALL of you - you know what I mean. Yeah, if you're gonna do goblins and sprites and trolls and all in the Americas, at least build on analogous native folklore instead of co-opting the original stuff in such a disingenuous fashion! But hey, those illustrations in the books are fantastic...

    There are a few genre type things where it makes total sense in an American context though. Sure, Witches and spooks and puritanical dementia - Salem and all, yeah, go for it! And One reason I can come at the southern Vampire stuff whether it be Rice or True Blood or whatever is that the deep south has a direct connection to European and African mythologies and superstitions. And well sure, even girly-swat Native werewolves, O.K. But man, some of that other gear just reeks of desperation and appropriation. And you know, maybe when it comes to that other stuff beside OZ, the audience doesn't care half as much as the Hollywood suits. All the stuff that still goes on about remaking perfectly good genre flicks because supposedly you lot can't read or something (?!) yet at least if it's English language, your average Joe Six-Pack will still go to see wall-to-wall Poms being wall-to-wall Pommie in things like Potter or Rings to the tune of billions. Yanks sure do love their Oz though.

    And believe me, I'm still perplexed as to why Baz gave a film the generic, all-encompassing name "Australia" and yet hung the whole thing on an AMERICAN pop culture icon. And I worked on the thing!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:45:00 AM CDT

    Ha ha, Farscape

    by white_vader

    that was made down here, actually.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:48:14 AM CDT

    As a postscript to the folklore thing though.

    by white_vader

    I wonder if the Scandinavians feel the same way about Tolkien/Poms co-opting theirs as foreigners feel about Americans/Hollywood doing it? Hmmm. Tolkien WAS very upfront about it though I guess, which counts.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 9:49:59 AM CDT

    The Lollipop Guild

    by macready452

  • Jul 27, 2010 9:53:20 AM CDT

    I was so excited about tough midgets I ..

    by macready452

    ..prematurely ejaculated my thoughts all over the web.Midgets, Courage, and lethal water. Whats not to like?I guess I can understand people Down under being possessive of "Oz". Really though...I love the Lions courage speech. Great.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:04:16 AM CDT

    John Noble is awesome in Fringe

    by d.vader

    Hes why I love the show mainly. I think the lead actress Ana Torv is kinda hot. My gf is bothered by her face. Says she has a weak chin. And for some reason, that always bugs her.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:10:21 AM CDT

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    by cobra--kai

    Least of AUSTRALIA's problems (the film not the country!) was the OZ references (waltzing mathilda would have been a better tune to whistle tho, rather than over the rainbow, surely?).
    White_V, as one of Luhrman's 'yes men' I hold you partly accountable!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:10:27 AM CDT

    ...I dunno, Nilla. The thing about mythology is that...

    by flickapoo

    ...it travels, and the further you go back the more it's all the same. I used to be more purist about it, but now I see it as our collective human heritage.
    Have you read Gaiman's AMERICAN GODS? It's come up a lot in the green fields of Pedalback recently...basically it's about the idea that all the various gods from all the old countries came to America along with the immigrants who believed in them. Over time they've been fading and turning into semi-regular people (and some don't even know they're gods anymore) because nobody believes in them. They settled in places of power that people can sense, but don't understand...and have turned into ridiculous highway rest-stop tourist attractions. It's pretty great.
    The Tolkien thing is a different matter. He was a very careful historian, and a stickler for accuracy. He specifically wanted to try to imagine a mythology for a lost age of English history (before the French influence I think). Anyway, I believe that he carefully mixed Norse elements into his invented mythology to reflect the very real Scandinavian presence during the period he was working with. I'm not 100% sure, but I'm pretty sure. He was a meticulous old grump.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:12:06 AM CDT

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    by cobra--kai

    The Lollipop Guild, hahaha! They were like 3 pint-sized Popeye's..
    Can anyone explain why The Lollipop Guild's the most macho one in Munckin Land??

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:20:01 AM CDT

    ...and if you don't live on an island, the lines get...

    by flickapoo

    ...really blurry. I grew up in the very north eastern corner of Italy...right near Austria and Slovenia. None of the local dialects and stories were what you immediately think of when you think of Italy...lots of Slavic and Germanic/Central European in the mix. I love those in-between places. Of course, it has to be done well...that's the first thing.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:21:44 AM CDT

    The Headless Horseman

    by macready452

    seems to be one of the most American stories but it has a very English feel to it. Obviously speaking to the traveling that Flick was talking about.That is America though. Everything has traveled here....except like The Wendigo which is Native American folklore.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:23:17 AM CDT

    Cobes. I think it's from all the

    by macready452

    prison sex. Lollipop indeed.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:50:47 AM CDT

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    by cobra--kai

    That SUCKER PUNCH trailer looks incredible. 'Girls with guns' is a tricky line to tread tho and it could end up as rather stupid but visually it looks fantastic.
    Zach Snyder's a machine isn't he? Not long finished on 3.5 hours of WATCHMEN and he's already done this one plus the Owl movie and has started on XERXES...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:51:57 AM CDT

    ugh..I'm gonna have a brain aneurysm

    by macready452

    I wanted to reference something from the PB only I can't remember were it occurred. I have been scouring the past unsuccessfully.I might just have to recreate it the best i can. we fucking talk a lot.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 10:54:06 AM CDT

    ugh..I'm gonna have a brain aneurysm

    by macready452

    I wanted to reference something from the PB only I can't remember were it occurred. I have been scouring the past unsuccessfully.I might just have to recreate it the best i can. we fucking talk a lot.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:03:45 AM CDT

    ...a lot of people know that Tolkien and C. S. Lewis...

    by flickapoo

    ...were best mates for a long time, but not everyone knows that they eventually drifted apart in partly because Tolkien hated NARNIA...specifically the promiscuous mixing of mythologies and folklore. He fucking HATED that Father Christmas shows up in WARDROBE.
    For Lewis, that mixing and matching was half the point. He believed that all real myths are "true" in the sense that they represent Truth. He believed that the mythologies and religions of the world are all echoes and distorted reflections of on true unknowable story/reality...sort of a Plato's cave sort of thing. Of course, he believed that Christianity is the best incomplete reflection of this ultimate reality available to us in this life, but he thought that all myths and religions were in some sense "true".
    Just an interesting (to me) bit of trivia.
    I tried to adopt his view of things for quite a while when I was younger...not so much because I wanted to be religious, but because his vision of religion gave extra weight and dignity to all kinds of cool shit I'm interested in. Great to be able to believe that while not "real", Siegfried, and Prometheus, and Osiris are still "true".

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:11:13 AM CDT

    Hey, Cobes!

    by white_vader

    Don't call me a "yes-man" (there were already plenty of those)! I think I've mentioned this before but the whole thing used to make a HELL of a lot more sense before he changed the ending at the last minute. Gah.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:14:22 AM CDT

    Vades, I'm bothered by her weird and

    by white_vader

    inappropriate expressions. And she looks like my wife's cousin, so I feel really strange when I don't like her!

    And Noble's quasi-Vincent Price voice is really funny - I like it!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:15:50 AM CDT

    And Cobes

    by white_vader

    He wasn't around much for the owl movie. And boy oh boy are they going hell for leather to make up time on that one!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:21:37 AM CDT

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    by cobra--kai

    Flicka, it's true that Christianity doesn't have such a cool bestiary of beasties as some of the others. Cerberus, Charon the boatman, ganesh, the sphinx, the midgard serpent... even Hare Krishna has a blue skinned dude.
    I think CS Lewis was just adding some much-needed monsters into the mix.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:23:10 AM CDT

    You're right of course Flick

    by white_vader

    I do believe in the Joseph Campbell thing. And I'm fine with common roots and all that - like I say, it just annoys me when things like Spiderwick (which I liked fine beyond the central contrivance) don't even bother to change the names to protect the innocent but uproot them completely. Do some storytelling of your own, dagnabbit!

    And yes, my Father-in-law comes from Northern Italy and talks about the town-to-town dialects and so on which used to be the counterbalance to the cultural crossbreeding. Even with the Scandinavian stuff there's a lot of similar versions to central European folklore. It's all good.

    So the question is, do I bring this all neatly back to the Aussie DREAMtime and talk of Inception? Ha ha!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:24:44 AM CDT

    Christianity

    by white_vader

    Hey, they got zombies though! And at the end of time, EVERYONE becomes a Zombie!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:26:16 AM CDT

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    White_V I didn't know that one was being done down under. Were 300 and WATCHMEN shot in Sydney too?

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:31:48 AM CDT

    ...hehehe...very true, Cobra. Then again...

    by flickapoo

    ...Christianity/Judaism have a lot of cool stuff that's never been properly explored...
    "The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—and also afterward—when the sons of God went to the daughters of men and had children by them. They were the heroes of old, men of renown."
    Sounds like early Pebrews to me.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:31:55 AM CDT

    white vader....on Fringe & Torv

    by fuzzyjefe

    they actually sort of work her aloof, distant nature into the overarching mythology, so it seems her early 'matter-of-factness' was a conscious acting choice. She actually does show a bit of range, especially season 2.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:33:15 AM CDT

    Well Cobes, the Owl one is animation of course

    by white_vader

    and yeah the same effects place did do 300 stuff and its effects art director is from there, but I can't remember if they did any Watchmen stuff. Not that I remember. Those two flicks used an awful lot of vendors from what I recall. I was supposed to go in there for a meeting today actually but didn't hear back from them. They did the first Happy Feet, but Miller is working with a different lot on the sequel.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:33:53 AM CDT

    BAMF! to 45828?

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 27, 2010 11:36:41 AM CDT

    am i the only one who wasnt thrilled by SUCKER PUNCH?

    by six demon bag

    i mean it looks ok..and zack knows how to cut a trailer. i give you that..but after WATCHMEN and that OWL film (i love that trailer because lil demons mind was blown before TOY STORY 3) its kind of a let down..i need to see more.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:37:49 AM CDT

    ugh..I'm gonna have a brain aneurysm

    by macready452

    I wanted to reference something from the PB only I can't remember were it occurred. I have been scouring the past unsuccessfully.I might just have to recreate it the best i can. we fucking talk a lot.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:38:54 AM CDT

    Cool Jefe

    by white_vader

    I guess she was just settling in. She really pulls some funny pouty faces and line deliveries that seem to contradict what's required - but that could easily be direction as well, like the Dept. head (the bald guy) always talking in those clipped little bites to be all DRAMATIC. Bom bom bom! Like I said before, it was the OPPOSITE of "matter of fact" and way too broad - but hey, I'll stick with it, everyone says it gets better and better.

    "Fringe & Torv" - sounds like a comedy duo!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:39:16 AM CDT

    i think mac had an aneurysm..

    by six demon bag

    that or hes in a time loop..and ive been watching WHO, so i knows that happens more often than not.KICK OUT MAC!!!KICK OUT!!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:40:25 AM CDT

    Wow Mac, you're right!

    by white_vader

    Get out of that loop before you DO blow something!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:41:09 AM CDT

    Sixies!

    by white_vader

    Simuthought!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:41:29 AM CDT

    someone call a BAMF!

    by six demon bag

    or we all are gonna blow!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:42:18 AM CDT

    Oh no -

    by white_vader

    Simuthoughts might mean Mac is pulling us in! Where's my copy of "La Vie En Rose"?! Quick!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:42:41 AM CDT

    ARGHK!

    by six demon bag

    I wanted to reference something from the PB only I can't remember were it occurred. I have been scouring the past unsuccessfully.
    I might just have to recreate it the best i can.

    we fucking talk a lot.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:43:12 AM CDT

    ...looks good to me, Six. Is it too old?

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 27, 2010 11:43:51 AM CDT

    Wait - I've got the DVD of it here

    by white_vader

    Put it in - OH NO - Marion Cotillard! What level are we in? Aaah!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:44:10 AM CDT

    flick..

    by six demon bag

    I wanted to reference something from the PB only I can't remember were it occurred. I have been scouring the past unsuccessfully.
    I might just have to recreate it the best i can.

    we fucking talk a lot.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:44:18 AM CDT

    ... we fucking talk a lot...

    by flickapoo

    ...I might just have to recreate it the best i can.
    I wanted to reference something from the PB only I can't remember were it occurred. I have been scouring the past unsuccessfully.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:44:24 AM CDT

    one of us

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 27, 2010 11:44:25 AM CDT

    one of us

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 27, 2010 11:44:28 AM CDT

    one of us

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 27, 2010 11:44:30 AM CDT

    one of us

    by six demon bag

  • Jul 27, 2010 11:45:23 AM CDT

    Yes, this thread wasn't that gone

    by white_vader

    lotta floaters off and on. I'm feeling all wobbly...

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:45:58 AM CDT

    ˙˙˙ʇol ɐ ʞlɐʇ ƃuıʞɔnɟ ǝʍ ˙˙˙

    by flickapoo

    ˙ʎllnɟssǝɔɔnsun ʇsɐd ǝɥʇ ƃuıɹnoɔs uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ı ˙pǝɹɹnɔɔo ʇı ǝɹǝʍ ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ ʇ,uɐɔ ı ʎluo qd ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ǝɔuǝɹǝɟǝɹ oʇ pǝʇuɐʍ ı

    ˙uɐɔ ı ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ ʇı ǝʇɐǝɹɔǝɹ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɾ ʇɥƃıɯ ı˙˙˙

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:46:12 AM CDT

    this is getting trippy..

    by six demon bag

    you better get yer fookin hands offa my totem..

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:46:14 AM CDT

    Aaaah!

    by white_vader

  • Jul 27, 2010 11:47:23 AM CDT

    ugh..I'm gonna have a brain aneurysm

    by macready452

    I wanted to reference something from the PB only I can't remember were it occurred. I have been scouring the past unsuccessfully.I might just have to recreate it the best i can. we fucking talk a lot.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:48:13 AM CDT

    Shit is gettin' all Escher in this place

    by white_vader

    Mind the step - aaaah!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:50:41 AM CDT

    ereH txeT ruoYmsyruena niarb a evah annog m'I..hgu

    by flickapoo

    ...yllufsseccusnu tsap eht gniruocs neeb evah I .derrucco ti erew rebmemer t'nac I ylno BP eht morf gnihtemos ecnerefer ot detnaw I
    .nac i tseb eht ti etaercer ot evah tsuj thgim I.tol a klat gnikcuf ew > P <

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:50:42 AM CDT

    Oh damn!

    by white_vader

    I just performed an inception on myself! If I ever become a rapper I'm gonna call myself M.C. Escher! Tripped-out, yo!

    Now where was I? Oh yeah, Mac (daddy?) - AAAAAH!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:50:49 AM CDT

    this was translated thru the wash a couple of times

    by six demon bag

    I like many others in the OJ, I remember what happened, how. I have been looking into the past without success.
    Maybe I should again make it the best I can.

    Who too much dog waste talks

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:51:50 AM CDT

    ...I'll follow Sixies into Hell. It can't be any worse...

    by flickapoo

    ...than this place.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:53:34 AM CDT

    ...]!tsif smals[

    by flickapoo

  • Jul 27, 2010 11:54:30 AM CDT

    ..."too much dog waste talks"...

    by flickapoo

     ‍‍‍‍...TRUTH.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 11:54:45 AM CDT

    45828!!!

    by six demon bag

    WEDGE DEFUCK OUT!!

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  • Jul 27, 2010 12:01:39 PM CDT

    well thats fucked up

    by macready452

    I kept refreshing the page and it kept posting the same thing so I just thought no one was no here.Glad you guys had some fun with it.Rest assured my brain is fine. Well as fine as it was. Thats not saying much. Stupid work computer.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 12:23:43 PM CDT

    About horse faced SJP...

    by conspiracy

    have any of you seen what that boney bitch can do physically? She is a real contortionist...look it up. Being able to lock your legs behind the head and present the gash without interferance is a big plus when you have a mug like that.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 12:29:05 PM CDT

    Conelly and her Tits....

    by conspiracy

    It has never been confirmed that she had the reduction..ala Punky Brewster...but the rumor mill suggests she did. YOu can not be THAT naturally curvy, pop out a kid (which usually adds to things), and THEN loose the magnificent mams. Fun bags of that proportion don't just shivel up with a few push ups and a carb free diet.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 12:46:46 PM CDT

    Also...I heard that Connelly did it because..

    by conspiracy

    she was afraid of being typecast as the "sexpot" and not being taken seriously as an actress carrying those luscious 34Ds. Got her nose done too, looks coke cutter thin comapred to her old nose...damned shame.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 1:01:18 PM CDT

    ...conspiracy, we've jumped...

    by flickapoo

    ...check out the new digs.

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  • Jul 27, 2010 5:12:29 PM CDT

    Conspiracy does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Conspiracy, you speak wise and true. Continue in node 45828.

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