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Hemsworth, Muscles, Hammer!! It's A New THOR Pic!!

Published at: July 21, 2010, 8:12 a.m. CST by merrick

Merrick here...
THIS piece in USA Today has a new picture from THOR, showing Chris Hemsworth in a pose that looks like it coulda come out of any number of rock videos (I realize this sounds snarky...I don't mean mean it to be so...just an observation.)

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  • July 21, 2010, 8:14 a.m. CST

    Ghey

    by TheGreatHomsar

    That is all.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:14 a.m. CST

    fuck all firsters!

    by MAD_MIKE

    He looks beast in this image. Not small like everyone thought.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:17 a.m. CST

    Rules!

    by deelzbub

    O-diiiinnnnnnn!

  • July 21, 2010, 8:19 a.m. CST

    Is that.......?

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    Is that Thor retrieving his hammer from a transplanted piece of ground from the dig site at the end of Iron Man 2?

  • July 21, 2010, 8:20 a.m. CST

    Damn, That Dude Is Ripped

    by SupermanIsMyGod

    I remember hearing he was cast and thinking "Kirk's dad is the Asgardian God of Thunder? Ehhhhhhh..." But he's filled out a bit since then. I still can't believe we're getting Captain America AND Thor in one glorious summer. Looks great! Doesn't it look like he's having trouble lifting the hammer rather than hitting that thing? Is Thor no longer worthy to lift mighty Mjolnir?

  • July 21, 2010, 8:20 a.m. CST

    "Yea verily, I needeth some Vaseline for my Uru hammer"

    by SpyGuy

    Everybody stop...HAMMER TIME!

  • July 21, 2010, 8:22 a.m. CST

    Nice

    by Omar B

    That picture is great.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:22 a.m. CST

    yO!~

    by Chadley BeBay

    Man Thor is the coolest hero! Not.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:23 a.m. CST

    Superman

    by AxeEmAll

    Looks like the next Supes movie involves Brainiac. Check out supermanhomepage.com And that Thor pix is awesome.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:24 a.m. CST

    Ford Commercial...

    by Judge Briggs

    Liiiiiike a rock!

  • July 21, 2010, 8:25 a.m. CST

    pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, odin's man

    by Lance Rocke

    make me a mud pie as fast as you can

  • July 21, 2010, 8:26 a.m. CST

    Great Graphic Harry.... Over the Top!

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    I can't wait to see Knowles as Cobra. <p> Crime is a disease...

  • July 21, 2010, 8:26 a.m. CST

    So Thor steals his Hammer back from Shield?

    by ganymede3010

    Looks like he brought a Thunder an Lightening storm down on whatever facility it's being housed in. Hmmm, this might be good after all.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:32 a.m. CST

    Dude got big for it

    by templar

    Screw HHH

  • July 21, 2010, 8:33 a.m. CST

    THAT LOOKS LIKE CONTIPOPS, AND THE MESS ON THE FLOOR ...

    by BringingSexyBack

    MJ_Corpse. Is it Comic-Con yet?

  • July 21, 2010, 8:34 a.m. CST

    Looks great!

    by BacardiRocky

    Looks like they built that facility around Mjolnir....

  • July 21, 2010, 8:34 a.m. CST

    Well you can't say he hasn't worked hard...

    by NzYme

    The guy obviously is taking the role seriously. Gotta give him that. He definitely looks the part.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:35 a.m. CST

    YEA, THAT'S THOR ALRIGHT

    by BringingSexyBack

    I can't believe that's Kirk's dad.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:35 a.m. CST

    This one bodes well

    by onezeroone

    Nice to see a pic that gives an idea of how this one will fit in Avengers-verse.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:37 a.m. CST

    YEAH!! DUDE GOT CUT!!!!!!!

    by Switzerland

  • July 21, 2010, 8:41 a.m. CST

    JUDGING FROM THE WAY HE'S GRASPING MJOLNIR

    by BringingSexyBack

    I have no doubt Thor knows what makes a man feel good.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:43 a.m. CST

    Reminds me of Arthur pulling Excalibur from the stone.

    by Thanos0145

    Thor will then point MJOLNIR to the sky and do He-Man's "By the Power of Grayskull" pose....I HAVE THE POWWEEERRR!!!!!!

  • July 21, 2010, 8:43 a.m. CST

    He's got a huge hammer!!!

    by shiekybaby

    and that, is not the hammer............the hammer is his penis......

  • July 21, 2010, 8:44 a.m. CST

    How did he get that built in only 6 months?

    by CodeName

    How do them actors do it?

  • July 21, 2010, 8:45 a.m. CST

    But he looks more He-Man to me than Thor.

    by CodeName

  • July 21, 2010, 8:46 a.m. CST

    I was just thinking the same thing Thanos

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    I haven't followed how the movie is going but the picture is obviously not old school Marvel with Donald Blake picking up the hammer and becoming Thor.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:47 a.m. CST

    Soooo.......?

    by dude_gimme_tabs

    So how/where does this fit into the Avengers universe and timeline that is being established by the Marvel films thus far?<p> Does Loki steal the hammer, hide it and then SHIELD found it as per IM2, and Thor has to go get it back early in the film?

  • July 21, 2010, 8:48 a.m. CST

    Well the dude looks like Thor

    by Kenny_Fucking_Powers

    Not sure how the movie will be but this guy certainly looks the part. Guy got jacked for the role.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:49 a.m. CST

    Damn, That's a huge bitch!

    by eric haislar

  • July 21, 2010, 8:50 a.m. CST

    This is the first pic from Thor that has me excited

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    I was really starting to worry about this movie, but that pic gave me a double boner all the way

  • July 21, 2010, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Forsoothe!

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Finally an imyge depycting a rypped Thunder God!! Methinks they should lose the space-armour and symply have Thor walk through the film in his constructyon clothes, bludgyoning amateurs with his mighty Phallas! Hark!

  • July 21, 2010, 8:52 a.m. CST

    YUP, HE'S MIGHTY ALRIGHT

    by BringingSexyBack

  • July 21, 2010, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Construction worker by day, crime fighting god by night.

    by WickedJester

  • July 21, 2010, 8:53 a.m. CST

    The Thunder God makes the best mud pies

    by Abominable Snowcone

    You should see what the Son of Odin can do at the beach with a sand castyle! Egad!

  • July 21, 2010, 8:53 a.m. CST

    that Hemsworth bloke....

    by Righteous Brother

    was pretty good in Perfect Getaway, he wasn't exactly skinny in it either. So that with a proper exercise regime, the best fitness experts money can buy, and eating decently - I reckong getting in that shape in 6 months would be pretty achievable.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:54 a.m. CST

    Stargate Universe is like a 100 times better than this fake movi

    by DioxholsterReturns

    not seeing it in theaters but i will illegally download it and watch it one my old cellphone from 2003.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:54 a.m. CST

    ♪♫ If I had a hammer ♪♫...

    by FlickaPoo

    I'd hammer in the morning,<P> I'd hammer in the evening,<P> All over this land,<P> I'd hammer out danger,<P> I'd hammer out a warning,<P> I'd hammer out love between,<P> My brothers and my sisters,<P> ♪♫ All over this land ♪♫

  • July 21, 2010, 8:54 a.m. CST

    That mud mountain

    by Abominable Snowcone

    is almost as good as the one Dreyfuss built in CEOT3K. Almost, but not quite. He'd have to throw some bushes through the kitchen window first

  • July 21, 2010, 8:55 a.m. CST

    If I had a hammer....

    by girugamesh

    All I can think of in Fred Norris' best Nicole Bass/Munster voice when I see these pics... I guess I am the only one.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:56 a.m. CST

    I don't know about you chaps

    by Abominable Snowcone

    but I don't do any construction unless it's raining cats and dogs and very muddy, so that the elements might verily accentuate my pecs, glutes, quads, bis, tris, and mighty vein-engorgyd phallus

  • July 21, 2010, 8:57 a.m. CST

    Haters, go and call him a fag to his face.

    by David Cloverfield

    Good luck.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:57 a.m. CST

    Here comes the Hammer!

    by Can_You_Fly_Bobby

  • July 21, 2010, 8:57 a.m. CST

    ABOM DOYNG OLDE ENGLISH JUST MAKETH ME DAY

    by BringingSexyBack

  • July 21, 2010, 8:57 a.m. CST

    Looks like the Iron Man cartoon

    by davidwebb

    Now where's Keith Emerson when you need a theme tune?

  • July 21, 2010, 8:57 a.m. CST

    You can't tell by looking at it

    by Abominable Snowcone

    but that's Warwick Davis playing the part of the mud pile

  • July 21, 2010, 9 a.m. CST

    BSB

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I'm not syure how we arryved at the Olde Englishe of Gawain and Red Krosse Knight from a movyie about the Son of Odyn, but verily methynks I am fond of the vernacular and shall summarily woo faire maidyns with my quicke tongye

  • July 21, 2010, 9:03 a.m. CST

    ...my hammer goes to eleven.

    by FlickaPoo

  • July 21, 2010, 9:03 a.m. CST

    Has slightly higher hopes for this now...

    by Cervantes

    ...as the muscles are certainly in place. Wasn't sure about the face-fuzz to begin with, but think it actually works now. Just hope they can get the helmet looking decent...and that he actually wears it a LOT!

  • July 21, 2010, 9:04 a.m. CST

    Should have been Conan...

    by BrooseTheScharuk

    ...I thought so when I saw him in Perfect Getaway. Of course, that would mean that he was starring in a guaranteed shitty movie, so maybe he's better off where he is. Would have been great in the role, though. Especially if they were actually doing Howard's Conan.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:04 a.m. CST

    Hey--does Mjolnir have the tong?

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I haveynt seen an up-close imyge of the mighty hammer yet, but there'd better be a tong at the end of the hylt for the Son of Odyn to verily swing it arouynd like a rotore of the gods and fling it at mortal fools and that gamma-bombarded jolly greene giant

  • July 21, 2010, 9:05 a.m. CST

    Props to Chris, he's clearly worked hard for it.

    by Mr Nicholas

  • July 21, 2010, 9:06 a.m. CST

    It doesn't matter

    by Abominable Snowcone

    what the boys in Odin construction company are working on; the guys could be sawing 2x4s, laying foundation or putting up drywall, and all this guy does all day is make mud piles, verily

  • July 21, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST

    'TIS ASSURED YON FAIRE MAIDENS FALL UNTO THY ORAL SPELL

    by BringingSexyBack

    Legs stretcheth wider than the expanses of Asgarde.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST

    METALLICA!!!

    by AsimovLives

    Really, this Chris Hemsworth with longer hair and beard is a dead-ringer for Metallica's vocalist. Might as well just start shooting the biopic.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:09 a.m. CST

    ...goddammit, Thor! I asked for the pry-bar...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...you and your fucking hammers.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:10 a.m. CST

    It's called HGH people stop being naive!

    by ganymede3010

    Sheezus Christ have any of you ever worked out before? It takes a lot longer than 6 months to get that ripped without any pharmaceutical assistance. If I was an actor with a movie contract worth millions I'd be injecting HGH myself to prepare me for the role.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:11 a.m. CST

    The Avengers movie

    by ccRider66

    An early script has them battling congress over mandatory drug testing.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:11 a.m. CST

    ...stand back, he's getting all Gallagher's watermelon...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...on that mud-pie.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:19 a.m. CST

    Asimovlives

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Hammer of jus-tiss crushes you, overpower-AH!

  • July 21, 2010, 9:20 a.m. CST

    less god-like but..

    by luke_lymon

    with more guns than George Kirk could carry. Pump us up scotty

  • July 21, 2010, 9:20 a.m. CST

    Hey I know that guy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    he started building a deck for me and then just took off, leaving only a couple studs jutting out of the ground and a fucking mudpile...probably some drunken mick

  • July 21, 2010, 9:21 a.m. CST

    Why the fuck...

    by Sam_Jay_Jick_Donutly_Dildoclip

    ...is he hammering a pile of shit?

  • July 21, 2010, 9:23 a.m. CST

    Cue Scandanavian Glam Metal...

    by lovecraftian

    HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

  • July 21, 2010, 9:24 a.m. CST

    Scandinavian

    by lovecraftian

    Ooops

  • July 21, 2010, 9:24 a.m. CST

    HARRY'S NEW GLYPH = AWESOME.

    by HoboCode

    A combo of Over the Top and The Fly? May be the best ever.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:25 a.m. CST

    Abominable Snowcone

    by AsimovLives

    It was not intended as an insult, man! And really, i'm optimistic about this movie, as i can be. It's Kenneth Branagh directing. I have good hopes for this one. Captain Gaymerika, not so much.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:26 a.m. CST

    Im thinking

    by OSAMP1

    that maybe the hammer is stuck where ever it landed and nobody could move it so they built a facility around it. Thor is just now retreving it. <br> Can anyone recall what position the hammer was in at the end of im2.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:26 a.m. CST

    Gotta shyte maske

    by Abominable Snowcone

    The "gotta shyte maske" is always goode for younge knyghts pullying swords from stones and hammerying dunge heaps and whatnot! the Son of Odyn excels at beatying plowshares into swords, and amateurs into submyssion, and at wooing finyst maidyns into beds of silken splendoure

  • July 21, 2010, 9:26 a.m. CST

    Music by HIM?

    by AsimovLives

    To retain the scadinavian mood. I mean, Branagh is WALLANDER!

  • July 21, 2010, 9:26 a.m. CST

    SCOTTPILGRIMFAN Trolling in 3-2-1...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    Yep. This shot should get the homophobes shaking in their skivvies (for obvious reasons).<BR><BR>Between this shot and the concept art, I'm hopeful. Still wonder about Thor's helm. May have been deemed to cheesy looking. Glad to see Loki's horns are in.<BR><BR>

  • July 21, 2010, 9:27 a.m. CST

    ...craftian, the Scorpions are German, and they...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...single handedly brought down the Berlin Wall without even messing up their fucking hair. Get it right.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:28 a.m. CST

    Asi

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I know--I was merely quoting a line from Metallica's "Justice" album. Forsooth!<p> From now on the visage in yon imyge shall be referred to not as Chris Hemsworth but as Chris Hetfield-AH

  • July 21, 2010, 9:29 a.m. CST

    ...this is looking more Yngwie Malmsteen to me.

    by FlickaPoo

  • July 21, 2010, 9:30 a.m. CST

    OSAMP1

    by Drsambeckett1984

    Thats very possible, because how would they actually move the hammer, considering only a god is supposed to be able to use it. <P> Wasnt it sticking out of the ground, mostly exposed, handle sticking up in the air.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:30 a.m. CST

    Flick

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Klaus Meine should sing the theme song, methinks

  • July 21, 2010, 9:35 a.m. CST

    But will they show the Æsir-Vanir War?

    by AsimovLives

    Even if only as an opening credits montage? The Æsir-Vanir War and what happened in it is the reason of much of the rivalry that exists among the asgardians. Though i don't know how close the Marvel Asgardian univese follows the norse myths.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:38 a.m. CST

    how much time on earth?...

    by carlotta_valdes

    Really hoping the majority of this is set in Asgard with maybe the last 20-25% set on earth. I'd rather get into that world and see new visions rather than a 'fish out of water' focus AGAIN. Here's hoping...

  • July 21, 2010, 9:39 a.m. CST

    Yes, they built the facility around the crash site.

    by ganymede3010

    I mean what other choice would they have?

  • July 21, 2010, 9:41 a.m. CST

    how'd he get all muscley so fast?

    by kafka07

    steroids, that is how.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:41 a.m. CST

    The "facility"

    by Abominable Snowcone

    is actually a McDonald's, methinks--and the mudpile of mjolnir was but a piece of decor, adjecent to the Grimace table, forsooth, around which wee tots gather for orange drinke on birthdays

  • July 21, 2010, 9:43 a.m. CST

    Suitably Ripped

    by buffywrestling

    His eyes are still too close together for my comfort. I know it's going to dsitract me on every close-up. *sigh*

  • July 21, 2010, 9:43 a.m. CST

    Flick...

    by lovecraftian

    You're right. I am sorry. I humbly submit my head for decapitation.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:45 a.m. CST

    I'm not quite that muscular.

    by CreasyBear

    Close, though.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:46 a.m. CST

    too bad Hemsworth is already Thor

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    Because as cool as that pic is it scream more he-man then thor to me. Not saying Hemsworth can't be cast as He-man but after playing thor i doubt he will. He man will likley be sam worthington with a buzz cut

  • July 21, 2010, 9:47 a.m. CST

    ..."too close together for my comfort"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I love that. The distance between his eyes makes you physically and emotionally uncomfortable...<P> &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>...LOOK AWAY! DON'T LOOK AT ME, YOU FREAK!

  • July 21, 2010, 9:47 a.m. CST

    ...lovecraftian...all is forgiven.

    by FlickaPoo

  • July 21, 2010, 9:50 a.m. CST

    Thank you... I shall bow three times before exiting.

    by lovecraftian

  • July 21, 2010, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Asimov.....I responded to your posts in the

    by southafricanguy

    other Thor talkbacks. Im afraid I cant tell you about wether we would see the war you speak of as I am a bit the opposite of you, I dont know the actual Norse mythology very well( but I do know enough to discuss it) but I grew up reading the Thor comics, so them Im very familiar with. Basically its the norse mythology mixed with 1960s StanLee/Jack Kirby Marvel weirdness (and I mean that in a good way).

  • July 21, 2010, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Hemsworth has potential

    by PvtTOUCH

    i get misty eyed every time i watch the opening sequence of star trek. This is a pretty badass pic

  • July 21, 2010, 9:54 a.m. CST

    ...Klaus Meine should be in the movie, too...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I see no reason he couldn't play Ratatoskr...or maybe a small troll.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:54 a.m. CST

    I don't think you guys should set your hopes...

    by AsimovLives

    ... that the majority of the movie will happen in Asgard. It will not. Most of it will be on Earth, for sure. You can count on that. If you dream of a movie mostly set in Argard, you are setting yourselves for a disapointment, i'm sure. Sure, it would be cooler if what you want would be so, but it would make the movie so much, much more expensive. If this Thor movie proves pretty sucessful at the box office, then maybe the sequel cna have a fatter budget and more Argard stuff. Unless they pull a Abram's Trek and as he destroyed Vulcan in his movie, in the Thor movie they will pull a Ragnarök on Asgard and definatly destroy it to never been seen again for this movies.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:55 a.m. CST

    I'll have whatever he's having

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Mewants bulgying abds, lats, pecs and glutes so as to woo faire maidyns and bendeth them over gilded tablys, so as to loveth them verily with the Dork of Odyn!

  • July 21, 2010, 9:56 a.m. CST

    Yngwie Malmsteen should be in the movie

    by Abominable Snowcone

    just have him randomly drive by in a Ferrari or some shit. Instrumental tracks like Far Beyond the Sun and Trilogy Suite op 5 should be in the film

  • July 21, 2010, 9:58 a.m. CST

    ...Yngwie Malmsteen doesn't need a hammer...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...or any other weapon made by man.<P> When he high-kicks, enemies fall.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:59 a.m. CST

    Forsooth!

    by AdamWarlock

    Let not this movie by the middle third as "Don Blake" with Natale Portman tagging along. I just want the God of Thunder and a series of Mjolnir money shots, and maybe a few 'thees' and 'thous' there and there. Forsooth!

  • July 21, 2010, 10:02 a.m. CST

    It looks like Massawrym.

    by Smashing

    Getting ready to kill Kevin (makes a joke, can't takes a joke) Smith for over reacting to him on twitter.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Thor hates ants

    by ebolamonkey

    Or is that a termite pile?

  • July 21, 2010, 10:03 a.m. CST

    STOP....

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Hammer time.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:03 a.m. CST

    ...when this dude falls, it takes at least three Valkyries...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...to get his mightiness all the way to sweet Valhalla...preferably a brunette, a redhead, and Asian.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Nickelback in Thor?

    by dastickboy

    That guy looks like Nickelback, that dude got ripped!! I can imagine moviegoers after the film saying "dude, I loved the bit when Nickelback pulled the hammer from the mud!"

  • July 21, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    Yngwie shall assist the Son of Odin

    by Abominable Snowcone

    in the laying to waste of the enemys of Asgaard, by pairing with the mighty mjolnir his divinely scalloped fretbyrd of fucking fury. Only then, aftyr the bloodyest of battlys, shall the maidyns be takyn and verily rent usunder by the love bones of the gods!

  • July 21, 2010, 10:06 a.m. CST

    maybe he's doing a commercial for arm and hammer

    by just pillow talk

    The Standard of Purity.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:08 a.m. CST

    This pic seems like the continuation of IM2

    by estacado1

    where they found the hammerin the desert, then he goes there to take it.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:08 a.m. CST

    more on Arm and Hammer...

    by just pillow talk

    But did you know that ARM & HAMMER® brand Baking Soda has been trusted for over 160 years, and is an effective yet natural and gentle cleaner with no harsh chemicals, which makes it great for use around food, pets and kids! It's inexpensive and our larger sizes are perfect for your piled-high laundry, pool and head-to-toe cleaning. <p>So maybe he's smashing the laundry pile clean?<p>Wait a sec, for use around kids? He's going to get into some trouble there me thinks...

  • July 21, 2010, 10:09 a.m. CST

    Flick: Happens to me

    by buffywrestling

    when people's eyes are too far apart too :)

  • July 21, 2010, 10:14 a.m. CST

    its possible we may get more Asgard than we

    by southafricanguy

    think Asi, I largely agree with you that they will have it mostly on earth to save money, but Thor does have a 150 million $ budget, not exactly small potatoes. And surely they are saving money by filming it in Arizona for the earth stuff? I mean, its just desert right? How much would they have to build for fucks sake? So maybe they will have more for Asgard? At least I hope so....

  • July 21, 2010, 10:15 a.m. CST

    Methinks that imyge is not from Thor

    by Abominable Snowcone

    but from the Scandal music video for "The Warrior." Shootin' down the walls of heartache, verily

  • July 21, 2010, 10:16 a.m. CST

    Looks like a facility was built around The HammerI

    by The Founder

    I remember that scene from E or something where he had the same cloths on and was running down some stairs and he took out two guys, probably Shield agents.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:22 a.m. CST

    That looks damn good!

    by kevred

    Hemsworth looks great, the hammer looks great (it looked kind of square in that earlier pic with grinning Odin). The images keep getting better.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:25 a.m. CST

    the hammer is being played by Warwick Davis

    by just pillow talk

    Thy confusion has been bestowed by Abom.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Will some of you guys resent Hemsworth...

    by AsimovLives

    ... when you find out he's australian?

  • July 21, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST

    The good thing about the set-on-Earth part

    by kevred

    is that that's where he fights the Destroyer!<p>And, hopefully, they didn't build all that crazy Asgard stuff for just a few moments of screen time. The concept art from yesterday looks like an Asgardian battle, too - rainbow bridge, or something apocalyptic with the royal palace? I guess it could br the desert too (with that super-starry sky), but something more cosmic would be nice.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST

    ...whenever I take a dump that big, I whack it...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...a couple times with a hammer too.<P> You can't be too careful...that shit ain't natural.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    I'm getting more and more interested in this

    by rev_skarekroe

    Looks like Branagh gets the concept more than some people are giving him credit for. Looking forward to a trailer.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:32 a.m. CST

    @The Founder - good call!

    by kevred

    I bet you're right about that - this is probably where he "becomes Thor" again. I was trying to figure out what the mound of earth was - they must have dug all the way around it, but couldn't move the area of earth connected to the hammer.<p>Maybe, at the instant of this scene, the Destroyer itself is rampaging somewhere nearby. T'would be cool.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:33 a.m. CST

    Boy's

    by NippleEffect

    got some arms<p> want this to succeed<br> Not much faith though<p> way to many characters<br> too many *named* actors bellying up to the troth(sp?)

  • July 21, 2010, 10:33 a.m. CST

    Well, I asked for bigger guns...

    by Sepulchrave

    ..and it looks like I got them. Good stuff.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:34 a.m. CST

    HE'S A DEAD RINGER FOR BRAD PITT

    by BringingSexyBack

    On 'roids, of course.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:35 a.m. CST

    kevred, "becoming Thor"

    by OSAMP1

    after he sorts out his father issues of course.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Hooray for roids

    by Sepulchrave

    Where would comic book heroes be without them?

  • July 21, 2010, 10:39 a.m. CST

    ...is this THOR, or scheisse porn?

    by FlickaPoo

  • July 21, 2010, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Looks like a Frazetta pose

    by The_Weird_Turn_Pro

    just an observation. The twist in the arms is very Frazetta

  • July 21, 2010, 10:44 a.m. CST

    You know, it looks like he's having some trouble with it

    by rev_skarekroe

    I wonder if he becomes unworthy of the hammer at some point and has to reclaim the ability?

  • July 21, 2010, 10:47 a.m. CST

    FUCKING SVEN-OLE THORSEN

    by damiz707

    better be in this. And ain't this dude's brother the one buttfukcing Miley Cyrus?

  • July 21, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    Be honest...

    by KubricksBellEnd

    ...all you losers out there in Talkbackland would eagerly offer their collective anus to this man if he came onto you in a Brokeback Mountain-kind-of-way. You know you would because you secretly admire the size of his hammer and are a little bit curious to see how it would feel in your own hands...

  • July 21, 2010, 10:50 a.m. CST

    southafricanguy

    by AsimovLives

    Well, i think the Asgard stuff, however small it might be, will be a black hole of money for the budget. In this movie, i'm not supried they needed a 150 million dollars budget. I would even beleive if they claim it wasn't enough and they had to cut corners. As for the rest, well, i think we are understimating what will happen on Earth. i don't think it will just be Thor as the human guy mopping around his lost destiny and trying to pork Natalie Portman, if you know what i mean. I think there will also be epic stuff set on Earth, and not just in Arizona. And, if by chance, any of the Argardians come down to Earth to help Thor kick ass, and if there will be hellish demons from hell trying to get Thor on Earth, then you can fights on urban settings destroying whole streets. And even if it's a field battle in the desert agaisnt an army unit, that's still big stuff full of SFX. Expensive SFX because those will need photorealistic CGI. Which are expensive like hell. In fact, if anything, i think they are being pretty conservative with the budget. This baby screams epicness. but then again, Branagh was always a very savvy filmmaker concerning budgets, and he always mannaged to pull off big ass epic imagery with limited budgets. He's very, very good with a budget. And you bet the studios know this.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:52 a.m. CST

    BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Teela bendeth over supine

  • July 21, 2010, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Something tells me there will be a Ragnarök

    by AsimovLives

    Something tells me there will be a Ragnarök in this movie. Either at the start or at the end of the movie.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Looks like the hammer is vomiting slag.

    by cookylamoo

  • July 21, 2010, 10:54 a.m. CST

    doesnt his hammer just come back to him?

    by alice133

    like he just reaches out and it returns to his hand?<p> mine does.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:55 a.m. CST

    Bringeth Beta Ray Bill

    by Abominable Snowcone

    at the end, forsooth, for the plundering of booty and buxome maidyns

  • July 21, 2010, 11 a.m. CST

    ...fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I raised aloft my mighty ass, and took a 45 pound shit on the floor of my garage...

  • July 21, 2010, 11:01 a.m. CST

    TOO THOR-Y!

    by Zarles

    Heh.

  • July 21, 2010, 11:01 a.m. CST

    southafricanguy and all you cimic geeks

    by AsimovLives

    I'd liek to aks you guys if you can answer me about something that has been a mystery for me for two decades already. I'd really appreciate the help.<br><br>You seen, when i was a kid, in the early 80s i believe, i read this Thor comic which started by telling the norse creation myth. It started with the seeding of Yggdrasil and the birth of the first giants. Then the story became about a huge battle between the argardians and some evil forces, and the goddess Hel had an important part, i don't remember if she was the story's main villain or if she was just the guardian of Hell which Thor had to go through on a quest. The comic was a multi-part story, and i had the first part, but never got hold of the rest of the stor,y and then i lost the comic and never figured out which issues it belong. Do you guys remember any of that, and if so, cna you help me figure out what was this Thor story i read so long ago? Thanks in advance.

  • July 21, 2010, 11:02 a.m. CST

    cimic = comic

    by AsimovLives

  • July 21, 2010, 11:07 a.m. CST

    If the Son of Odin can free the hammer...

    by Abominable Snowcone

    ...he winneth a stuffed pink bear, so sayeth the carny with the horrid teeth

  • July 21, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Mud is the new glass

    by Abominable Snowcone

    BTW Thor's hair should be blindingly yellow. Not strawberry blonde, but lemon yellow. All his pubes are yellow and hard as strands of steel wool

  • July 21, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Speaking of Yggdrasil...

    by AsimovLives

    ... i'm really curious how Branagh will portait it in his movie. i just hope that when people see the Yggdrasil onscreen they will not think that Branagh is ripping off AVATAR with a giant tree.<br><br>I'm also curious as how the movie will portait the Bifröst, the Rainbow Bridge that links Argard to the realm of the humans (Earth).

  • July 21, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    oh i get it

    by antonphd

    he doesn't have his godly strength to pull it out from the rock.

  • July 21, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    the realm of the humans being, of course, Midgard.

    by AsimovLives

  • July 21, 2010, 11:14 a.m. CST

    Looks good.

    by tronknotts

    Also, fuck continuity. Who cares.

  • July 21, 2010, 11:14 a.m. CST

    Hair.

    by Zounds

    The sets, costumes,et all seem to look progressively better as more pictures come online. Thor's hair seems neglected. Perhaps a needless criticism, but it seems his hair needs to be a bit longer a but thicker and blonder.

  • July 21, 2010, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Asimov

    by Abominable Snowcone

    isn't Bifrost also the bridge used by the Care Bears? That's fucking awesome

  • July 21, 2010, 11:15 a.m. CST

    GAY

    by PRESIDENT BALTAR

    GAY

  • July 21, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Abominable Snowcone

    by AsimovLives

    Wouldn't know about that.

  • July 21, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Sword in Stone, Mjolnir in Crap?

    by JT Kirk

    Ah, movie magic.

  • July 21, 2010, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Randy Marsh's biggest dump ever

    by Yotz Von Frelnik

  • July 21, 2010, 11:26 a.m. CST

    ...I see 50 lbs. of fertilizer and an acetylene tank...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...clearly Thor is taking out a homegrown Al-Qaeda cell.

  • July 21, 2010, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Asimov was promised Asgardian Cock Goblins

    by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder

    Ain't he ain't leaving without them, dammit!

  • July 21, 2010, 11:32 a.m. CST

    No geeks, he's not on roids

    by lprothro

    This guy was already fit to start with, and 6months with a personal trainer and nutritionist (not to mention not having to work a regular 40HR/WK JOB) is more than enough time to get where he is. This has become an age of instant gratification and shortcuts, so much so to where no one even seems to remember that hard work can also do the trick.

  • July 21, 2010, 11:34 a.m. CST

    Thor song: I'm Thor. The Asgardian Whore. I make Sif Sore!

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    I'm a bore, but women scream for more and Loki's a chore.

  • July 21, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST

    "Dieth, mud! Die!"

    by Abominable Snowcone

    "So sayeth the Son of Odin!"

  • July 21, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST

    I'm Thor! I own HGH store.

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

  • July 21, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Thor fights Kevin Smith's shit monster!

    by Royston Lodge

    'nuff said.

  • July 21, 2010, 11:38 a.m. CST

    Pic needs less shirt.

    by blackwood

  • July 21, 2010, 11:38 a.m. CST

    The new corner animation is FUCKED UP!

    by Royston Lodge

    'nuff said.

  • July 21, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Forsooth tis the teller of tales the Abominable one

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    His coming was foretold in the book that my fair stepmilf, er mum, Frigga forced me to read whilst she did bathe mine young and supposedly undeveloped self. <p> Ne'er did Odin ever knowst though, what truly transpired twixt the fair Frigga and mine potent but still small hammer in those days of yore. <p> Mayhaps the teller of tales the Abominable one will tell it?

  • July 21, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    Awesome looking guy...

    by allykatD

    I like that part. But it looks like he's either smashing a termite mound or a big pile of crap. That part is a bit weird, so I'll focus on the muscles... which are very nice.

  • July 21, 2010, 11:50 a.m. CST

    No wonder Natalie Portman is so whet over this guy . . .

    by SkidMarkedUndies

    Damn that dude is ripped.

  • July 21, 2010, 11:51 a.m. CST

    maybe that heap is all that is left of...

    by just pillow talk

    Ryan Reynold's Green Lantern, who he demolished because of the stupid costume and his pansy ring?

  • July 21, 2010, 12:12 p.m. CST

    Sly would not approve of the animation

    by Abominable Snowcone

    and he's going to get you for it<p> Natalie Portman makes me want to do things to her, and to myself

  • July 21, 2010, 12:13 p.m. CST

    ...looks like Thor ate at Taco Bell® recently.

    by FlickaPoo

  • July 21, 2010, 12:15 p.m. CST

    ...THAT issued forth from mine own ass?!...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I shall smite it!<P> &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>AND I SHALL SMITE TACO BELL®!

  • July 21, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST

    New Thor pics from Deadline

    by BWOzar

    Deadline posted new pics today (though I think only the 1st one is actually new): http://tinyurl.com/33qlbjv

  • July 21, 2010, 12:18 p.m. CST

    hammer < chalupa surpreme

    by just pillow talk

    Damn Loki's magic!

  • July 21, 2010, 12:19 p.m. CST

    I didnt know thor worked for BP

    by leo54304

  • July 21, 2010, 12:23 p.m. CST

    ...Scandinavians and Mexican fast-food don't mix...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...you don't need to be a god to know that. Basic life skills, man.

  • July 21, 2010, 12:25 p.m. CST

    The Taking of Frigga

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Magnificent was that day on which Frigga disrobed and sprawled herself--nude and oyled--upon the rocky promontory overlooking the temperate clims of the Gulf of Asgaard.<p> Nary a bird was singing--alack! Twas only the persistent roar of the surf below as mine prize verily fellated the beef staff of the Son of Odyn to readiness, at which point she recline, proferring rearward, and mine entry I did make into her dew-laden petals

  • July 21, 2010, 12:28 p.m. CST

    Not completely new, BWOzar, but good ones!

    by kevred

    They seem sharper and clearer than the versions of those pics we've seen before (and the first one looks like a wider shot than the version we've already seen - more detail, more impressive, Hopkins looks great).<p>The pics don't appear to be "embiggenable", but if you get the URL of each image and view it by itself, it's much bigger (albeit still only a bit over 1000px at the widest).

  • July 21, 2010, 12:30 p.m. CST

    So who's the major villian besides Loki?

    by Stalkeye

    Like Iron Man, Thor has a lame Rogues Gallery with the noted exceptions of The Destroyer and Chrusher Kreel who would be perfect for intense fight scenes. Other than that, i dont see Ulik,The Wrecker,Cobra or even Grey Gargoyle in the top 10 suggestion list.

  • July 21, 2010, 12:33 p.m. CST

    I think the main villain should be a real estate agent

    by just pillow talk

    with a nefarious scheme to have Thor build a house and...wait for it...not pay him!

  • July 21, 2010, 12:37 p.m. CST

    ...the villains are Dirt and Tenacious Stains.

    by FlickaPoo

  • July 21, 2010, 12:38 p.m. CST

    Yea verily Abominable one, thou can spin a tale!

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    I doff mine cap to thee! Twas very funny!

  • July 21, 2010, 12:39 p.m. CST

    GEORGE LUCUS FILMING STAR WARS: AVATAR, Part 9!!

    by Lambchops42

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEVKoeVYugA&fmt=18

  • July 21, 2010, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Stalkeye, it's The Destroyer

    by kevred

    Unless those set pics that were leaked some months ago were faked (and I haven't heard anything to that effect), it's the Destroyer, and a damned good-looking rendition of it, too. Beyond that, I don't know.

  • July 21, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Stalkeye - the pics:

    by kevred

    (take out any spaces from this URL): http://slumz.boxden.com/f218/first-look-destroyer-thor-1366807/

  • July 21, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Seems my hammer can best even your finest armor

    by UltraTron

    Stark. See how it turns your helmut to mere slag.

  • July 21, 2010, 1 p.m. CST

    Thanks Kev

    by Stalkeye

    Unfortunately, my Company's 'puter can't gain access to the link.But I'm glad marvel didnt include some lame ass villian for Thor's film debut.All I can say: Destroyer=ass in seat!

  • July 21, 2010, 1:03 p.m. CST

    The Destroyer

    by buggerbugger

    ...is wearing some mighty fine beetle-crushers in that pic. Is he hoping to join Showaddywaddy?

  • July 21, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    re: GAY

    by NippleEffect

    I bet you spend 18 hrs every day shaving your body<p> You know, just to make sure no gay germs are hiding under a body hair

  • July 21, 2010, 1:11 p.m. CST

    why dont people worship Thor in the comics?

    by DioxholsterReturns

    isnt he a God?

  • July 21, 2010, 1:18 p.m. CST

    ...Norwegian Lutherans worship Thor...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and bring him offerings of lutefisk and Jell-O salad on Thursdays...but they're a pretty innocuous bunch.

  • July 21, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    By the time I read one comment

    by leisuredrummer

    Abominable Snowcone has posted at least six more. They aren't funny but I still somehow enjoy them.

  • July 21, 2010, 1:23 p.m. CST

    yes, he is on roids

    by ccRider66

    you don't go from 165 lbs. to that in 6 months.

  • July 21, 2010, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Thor when he briefly tried pottery making

    by leo54304

  • July 21, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Superman Vs. Thor?

    by DioxholsterReturns

    how would win?

  • July 21, 2010, 1:30 p.m. CST

    Frigga

    by buggerbugger

    I hope they don't pronounce that as "Frigger" in the movie.

  • July 21, 2010, 1:33 p.m. CST

    I just know people will worship superheroes

    by DioxholsterReturns

    build temples for them. and make love in his name.

  • July 21, 2010, 1:35 p.m. CST

    YES YES OH SUPERMAN OH SUPERMAN YES HARDER!!!

    by DioxholsterReturns

    FUCK ME HARDER OH GREEN LANTERN YEAH THATS THE SPOT RIGHT THERE!

  • July 21, 2010, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Thor as a god story was covered a few years ago

    by leo54304

    Don't remember the details but Thor was being worshipped by some east europeans and they were being persacuted by some a despot. Thor stepped in and politics got involved with IM taking him on,cap,the US army and doc doom as well. Thinks its in TPB form on amazon. Art was by Alan Davis so you know it was beautifully drawn.

  • July 21, 2010, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Asimov-Odin had a solo story by Simonson

    by leo54304

    It was a stand alone story which told the story of Odin and his 2 brothers when creation was new. Not the story you're thinking of but was classic nordic tale: brotherhood, sacrifice and honor

  • July 21, 2010, 1:54 p.m. CST

    that guy from creed as thor?

    by chompie

  • July 21, 2010, 1:55 p.m. CST

    Thor clocking in at $150 Million!?

    by MakNeil

    Really? $150 million a lot to invest (essentially) in Kenneth Branagh, who prior did films like Frankenstein (which flopped), Dead Again, Much Ado About Nothing, and a few other Shakespearian dramas. Can anyone point to some budgetary estimates on the film because that sounds remarkably (and outrageously) high.

  • July 21, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    There is a real problem....

    by LowDevil

    with the artists on set design for this film. Some of the worst i've seen.

  • July 21, 2010, 2:21 p.m. CST

    BARRY BONDS must of been THORS Trainer!!

    by kickyouinthenickels

  • July 21, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Ripped does not mean big

    by NotEnoughBiehn

    Learn your bodybuilding terminology. Buff doesn't mean big either. Not saying this guy isn't cut/ripped on top of his muscle size, but the word doesn't mean what alot of people seem to think it does.

  • July 21, 2010, 2:25 p.m. CST

    I'm guessing

    by FuzzyLumpkins

    that as he lifts the hammer, he's pulling the ground up with it.

  • July 21, 2010, 2:27 p.m. CST

    With all due respect MakNeil...

    by Shut the Fuck up Donny

    ...aside from Elf, I don't think any of Favreau's pre Iron-Man films really made the kind of money to make him risk-proof.

  • July 21, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    This guy is ripped yes, but he's too short.

    by AmpuleOfLove

    Thor should be at least 6'10.

  • July 21, 2010, 2:45 p.m. CST

    I'm still not crazy about the desinger stubble beard

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    Thor should have an episode 3 obiwan style beard, where it's longer in the chin and squares off the face. Still he does look good so far, and with a body like that it's no wonder he's banging natalie portman

  • July 21, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST

    I can smelleth Natalie

    by Abominable Snowcone

    through Thor's pants

  • July 21, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    I'll bet it really hurteth

    by Abominable Snowcone

    when the Son of Odin parketh his bus in faire Natalie's garage out back

  • July 21, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Steroids are a helluva drug!

    by Franky_Four_Fingers

    If it aint CGI muscles then it's some serious juice and HGH. Guy blew up like a tick in no time and has guns like Stallone in his prime.

  • July 21, 2010, 3:04 p.m. CST

    How can this not flop?

    by vetepalapinga

    who gives a fuck about thor?

  • July 21, 2010, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Looks like he's pulling it out of a giant turd

    by cgih8r

    And the hammer looks a little small. Perhaps to make his muscles look bigger.

  • July 21, 2010, 3:22 p.m. CST

    why is the hammer in a lab?

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    and why is it raining inside the lab?

  • July 21, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Re: Shut the Fuck up Donny

    by MakNeil

    <P>Point well taken about Jon Favreau, but then again he did direct Zathura, which showed that he can handle effects-heavy films while not neglecting story.</P> <P>Kenneth Branagh, by the same token, has not handled–as far as I am aware–anything of the sort (short of the aforementioned Frankenstein, and we know how that went).</P> <P>Does that mean that he cannot do it? Of course not, though I am not sure I would be all that comfortable investing that kind of money in him.</P> <P>And I don't mean to imply that just because Frankenstein didn't work that he shouldn't be given another chance at another big-budget film, though as I said I am leery because, while I can see him approach the 'courtly' aspects of Asgard in an authoritative and convincing manner, I worry if he perhaps will get lost in the 'Shakespearian' aspects of the production, neglecting the simple, human elements.</P>

  • July 21, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    Not enough THOR pics these days...

    by Logan_1973

    Ha. You could make a flipbook with all these pics and watch the whole movie.

  • July 21, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Is it just me ...

    by Cerpin

    or does the lab (or whatever he's in) look built around where we see the hammer at the end of Iron Man 2?

  • July 21, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Of course ...

    by Cerpin

    now I notice that exact same thought mentioned further up the talkback. Oops.

  • July 21, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    This pic needs some Kirby Krackle!

    by malificus

    I've been pretty happy with the pics I've seen so far with this movie. The Director has acting chops the size of a New York ribeye, all the casting seems dead-on and I got a tear in my eye to see that there was actual set work being done as opposed to just CGI'ing something, for the love of god can we have some old-school filmaking craft? I'm looking forward to it and I cut my teeth on the King Kirby days.

  • July 21, 2010, 3:39 p.m. CST

    Work thoth abth peeple!

    by Anything But Tangerines

    YeeeeAAAah! Way to GO!

  • July 21, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST

    IIIIIII'm too sexy for my

    by Anything But Tangerines

    Mjolnir

  • July 21, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST

    What are the odds that Cannibal Corpse's

    by Can_You_Fly_Bobby

    Hammer Smashed Face ends up being the Thor theme?

  • July 21, 2010, 3:46 p.m. CST

    u?

    by Anything But Tangerines

  • July 21, 2010, 3:46 p.m. CST

    by Anything But Tangerines

    gaydar?

  • July 21, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    @yourstepdaddy

    by Monolith_Jones

    The god of thunder can make it rain wherever he chooses. Especially in a strip club.

  • July 21, 2010, 3:48 p.m. CST

    This pic is obviously...

    by Anita Hummer

    the moment that Thor regains his godly identity, having proven his worth in mortal form. Movie starts in Asgard, Thor fucks things up with his arrogance, gets banished to Midgard (earth) to learn humility and is unable to pick up his hammer until his lesson is learned, sheild constructs enclosure around hammer, thor works construction for a while, finds his hammer, sneaks in and gets it back to fight Loki and whatever Asgardian baddies he brings to earth to Fuck with our hero. Thor saves the day. Nick Fury buys him a Royal with cheese and introduces him to RDJ where mead is consumed and wenches are violated. The End.

  • July 21, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Hows he gonna look as skinny Don

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    The alter ego? How are they going to pull that off? It cant just be the Reeve Supe/Clark thing.

  • July 21, 2010, 3:58 p.m. CST

    You actually number your favorite gays? Wow!!

    by leo54304

    Actually, could you do me a favor and start posting on the star trek one? Those guys are going crazy over there and could use some scottpilgrimfan help. Thanks.

  • July 21, 2010, 4:09 p.m. CST

    I'm talking to a godlike being like say Thor?!

    by leo54304

    And if you're like Thor then you're gay. Tell me: if god hates homo's, why does he allow them to exist and threaten heterosexual marriages? Help me scottpilgrimfan you're our only hope.

  • July 21, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    NICKLEBACK MOUNTAIN

    by CRISPIN_GLOVERS_ACID_FLASHBACK

    So this is how the superhero movie craze ends: not with a bang, but with a whimper.

  • July 21, 2010, 4:11 p.m. CST

    Scottpilgrimfan

    by Abominable Snowcone

    If I have more than one Erasure CD in my collection, does that mean I'm gay? Should I be tested?

  • July 21, 2010, 4:15 p.m. CST

    Roddy Piper

    by Anita Hummer

  • July 21, 2010, 4:17 p.m. CST

    scottpilgrim

    by leo54304

    Do you have a lot of hands on "experience" with gays? Cuz it sure sounds like you have intimate knowledge of what it takes to be gay.

  • July 21, 2010, 4:18 p.m. CST

    Pilgrim

    by Abominable Snowcone

    What if it's just the greatest hits disc? I mean, it's not like it's some guy's man-fudge on my shaft...is it?

  • July 21, 2010, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Eat lightning, crap thunder.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • July 21, 2010, 4:27 p.m. CST

    I own two Erasure discs

    by Abominable Snowcone

    and have the rest on hard drive.

  • July 21, 2010, 4:28 p.m. CST

    $150m not really that high, MakNeil

    by TheHumanBurrito

    $150m is what the studio roughly spent on Incredible Hulk and the first Iron Man, with the second one costing more. It's actually a pretty standard big effects movie budget. A BIG budget movie is a $200+ million movie like Spidey 2 and 3, X3, Transformers, Pirates, etc.

  • July 21, 2010, 4:31 p.m. CST

    it's funny that guys who think a picture of a buff dude

    by smackfu

    looks gay don't realize that they only reason a picture of a buff guy would look gay to you, is if your mind is making a sexual association with it. AKA, you're kind of gay. Maybe not full blown parade gay, but yeah. Kinda repressed.

  • July 21, 2010, 4:33 p.m. CST

    Nothing says latent homosexuality like raging homophobia.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • July 21, 2010, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Makneil, I agree that Zathura sold Favreu...

    by Shut the Fuck up Donny

    I saw that film after it was released in the stores, and was really taken aback at the quality of the entire film, from characters (he directs children pretty well!) to pacing and framing of action scenes. <p> And you're right about Branagh. His strength is also his weakness. Since he does a lot of Shakespearean and Theater work, I suspect he works in a more compact, enclosed framework as far as staging and dialogue--which, as you said, makes good for the "courtly" aspects, but will be difficult for large-scale scenes. <p> But I think the positive X-factor is the man's apparent enthusiasm for the job, and his obvious desire to try a style of film outside his comfort zone. <p> At the end of the day your reservations are utterly valid. As I have never been a fan of Thor I'm more ambivalent as to the big picture--but I like seeing Branagh get work.

  • July 21, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    ...I think the Erasure guys might like to be loaded...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...on the business end of a hard-drive. Nothing wrong with that.

  • July 21, 2010, 4:43 p.m. CST

    ...I was more of a Depeche Mode man, myself.

    by FlickaPoo

  • July 21, 2010, 4:46 p.m. CST

    lol @monolith

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    ...Thor in a strip club making it rain...i love rap lingo when it comes to comic book characters

  • July 21, 2010, 4:47 p.m. CST

    how is Ice-T gay SPF?

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    that came outta leftfield... now if you say Common, I would agree...he got gay eyes

  • July 21, 2010, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Dress Erasure

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Go on, click and dress the fags in the band.<p> http://www.erasureinfo.com/treasure/

  • July 21, 2010, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Are the Stoned Men from Saturn in this?

    by cookylamoo

    Far out!

  • July 21, 2010, 5 p.m. CST

    SCOTTPILGRIMFAN

    by smackfu

    Let me try to explain it. When you look at a picture of a dog, and you can see it's junk, does that bother you? Probably not in the least. And the reason why, is unless you're a beastiality freak, a dog's genitals are sexually neutral to you. You make no sexual connection with seeing that image at all, because you're not attracted to dogs. The same should be with seeing a naked (or even a sweaty muscular guy pulling a hammer out of a rock), it should be completely sexually neutral to you as a guy. That's the way looking at other dudes is for guys that are *actually* heterosexual. So if you're looking at another dude, and get an icky 'gay' feeling from it, that means that in your mind, the body of another man is not sexually neutral. If you weren't attracted to men on some level, looking at Thor up their would be the same as looking at a ripped Doberman. It would cause no reaction, negative or positive, it would simply be a picture of a dude.

  • July 21, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    question smackfu

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    Im not tryin to defend SPF, but what do you think when you see a picture of Edward or a shirtless Jacob? cuz I think "wow, thats gay"...and I LOVES the cooch

  • July 21, 2010, 5:08 p.m. CST

    We need a hard rock song for the ads and trailers.

    by dailysportspages

    Iron Man was obvious, it had Iron Man by Black Sabbath. <br> What would be good for Thor? <br> <br> Immigrant Song: Led Zep song about vikings is a good one. Plus the lyric "The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands... Valhalla I am coming" is very fitting.<br> <br> Or how bout a Heavy Metal version of Ride of the Valkyries? <br> Ok lets stick with Led Zep.

  • July 21, 2010, 5:08 p.m. CST

    Knoweth All You Mortals

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Tryeth you might, but even the most virile brute men among you cannot detacheth feelings of sexuality from photos of my godly visage! Tryeth in vain might you, stop your scrotal sacs from quivering at the Son of Odin!

  • July 21, 2010, 5:09 p.m. CST

    Dailysport

    by Abominable Snowcone

    My vote: Rock of Ages by Def Leppard, verily

  • July 21, 2010, 5:09 p.m. CST

    SPF

    by CaptEgo

    The very idea that someone with the username 'ScottPilgrimFan' talks smack about the levels of *other peoples* gayness is, how they say, fuckin hilarious.

  • July 21, 2010, 5:10 p.m. CST

    cookylamoo knows his Thor history!!

    by leo54304

    Course a bunch of stoners from Saturn had no chance against a hammered norse god. Plus the fight was on his home turf.

  • July 21, 2010, 5:10 p.m. CST

    Do none of you know the plot?

    by DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBoston

    Thor gets kicked out of Asgard by Odin for his arrogance. Thus him in the human clothes. They aren't doing Donald Blake. This is Thor retrieving Mjolnir from the same spot it was in Iron Man 2 (They were digging it out and they threw this building over it, as only those deemed worthy can lift the hammer). How hard is that?

  • July 21, 2010, 5:12 p.m. CST

    Just not Thor by Manowar please.

    by dailysportspages

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V31DOTIpTl0 <br> although that would be hilarious.

  • July 21, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    ...Metallica needs to work on the soundtrack with...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...symphonic accompaniment.<P> R.I.P. Michael Kamen.

  • July 21, 2010, 5:14 p.m. CST

    Shit, goldboink beat me to it.

    by DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBoston

    I was in a hurry to get that out there because apparently 99% of you fucktards haven't been paying attention.

  • July 21, 2010, 5:14 p.m. CST

    Scottpilgrimfans not available

    by leo54304

    He had to go to the store as he used up all the kleenex in the family bathroom. Plus his mom is pissed that he used up all her hand lotion.

  • July 21, 2010, 5:14 p.m. CST

    WOLFMOTHER for Thor sndtrk

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    ...not sure which song exactly, but i can imagine them on the soundtrack...just not "joker and theif", its been overused (yet still a magnificient song with a magnificient breakup)

  • July 21, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST

    The score is being done by the guy

    by DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBoston

    that did Henry V and Frankenstein with Branagh, as well as Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (which was a great score).

  • July 21, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    AICN drops the ball on the Riddler scoop for Bats #3

    by BillboeFett

    with Joseph Gordon Levitt a top consideration. They must be waiting for confirmation from the studio, woops, I mean, Latino Review.

  • July 21, 2010, 5:18 p.m. CST

    ...DanielOnVacation, we don't want facts please...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...we want to make poop/hammer/heavy metal jokes.

  • July 21, 2010, 5:20 p.m. CST

    Fuck that is one scary Viking Heavy Metal God!!

    by Dark Doom

    Shit he looks like he fuck up both Hulk and Superman.

  • July 21, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Dark Doom

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    ...Thor SHOULD be able to fuck up Hulk and Superman...I believe Gods should be more powerful than a green nerd and nerds allergic to green rocks

  • July 21, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    BillboeFett

    by DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBoston

    Maybe that's because that "Scoop" is a load of horseshit.

  • July 21, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBoston re: scoops

    by BillboeFett

    we'll need Jettl93 to weigh in to settle this. He would've been the one who recommended Levitt to C-No in the first place, after having discovered him on 3rd Rock from the Sun

  • July 21, 2010, 5:34 p.m. CST

    bilboe you idiot...

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    ...Jett discovered JGL on the set of Angels in the Outfield...gosh youre an idiot

  • July 21, 2010, 5:34 p.m. CST

    Scott, how could you omit

    by leo54304

    Alexander the Great, Lawrence of Arabia, the entire ancient greek society. Although I suppose you only have your eye on entertainers.

  • July 21, 2010, 5:35 p.m. CST

    Scott, what are your favorite gay movies?

    by leo54304

  • July 21, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    Thor actually has some pretty cool villains

    by Raymar

    Executioner, Enchantress, Surtur, Kurse, Galactus, etc...

  • July 21, 2010, 5:45 p.m. CST

    BillboeFett

    by DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBoston

    You are correct. Jett is probably still in a meeting with Hitchcock's ghost discussing his new remake of Vertigo, though, so it could be awhile before we get our confirmation.

  • July 21, 2010, 5:47 p.m. CST

    with all this jettl talk... i begin to think

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    that he and SPF is one and the same... unless theres 2 losers on this site causing a ruckus

  • July 21, 2010, 5:53 p.m. CST

    yourstepdaddy, mystepdaddy, our stepbaddy

    by BillboeFett

    SPF?

  • July 21, 2010, 6:03 p.m. CST

    lol bilboe, guess ya havent read this tb

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    SPF= ScottPilgrimFan

  • July 21, 2010, 6:12 p.m. CST

    Wally Phister wants to shoot all of Bats #3 in IMAX

    by BillboeFett

    http://tinyurl.com/2eezfns <p> </BR> <P> Its actually "all or most" but I couldn't fit all that in the subject post

  • July 21, 2010, 6:19 p.m. CST

    You know what I love?

    by blackwood

    Cock.

  • July 21, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    my gut says...

    by SunTzu77

    this will be on par with The Fantastic Four... quality wise.

  • July 21, 2010, 6:33 p.m. CST

    Sorry Asimov, I cant really help you as I dont

    by southafricanguy

    think I qualify as a comic book geek since I only read them as a teen, and not since in many years. Thus I am no hard core expert on histories of the various Marvel titles. Im afraid I cant help you with the specific story you speak of.

  • July 21, 2010, 6:38 p.m. CST

    Thor set footage of Asgard...

    by SunTzu77

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb4dIvomCwI

  • July 21, 2010, 6:40 p.m. CST

    They don't make rock videos like that anymore

    by Tall_Boy66

    RIP 80s hair metal.

  • July 21, 2010, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Please scarlett, not the adam lambert card!!

    by leo54304

  • July 21, 2010, 7:05 p.m. CST

    ...BREAST_MILK, you need to get control of your...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...subject lines. The most I've lost is two letters...<P> And it shames me to this day.

  • July 21, 2010, 7:10 p.m. CST

    ...but I'm probably just lashing out, because...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...your handle makes me horny.

  • July 21, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    SunTzu77, missed opportunity?

    by BillboeFett

    I clicked your link and totally expected the Queen music video of Flash Gordon

  • July 21, 2010, 7:43 p.m. CST

    He looks like Triple H!

    by Dogwitch

    But it works! He looks like he could tear a motherfucka in half!

  • July 21, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    Hope they don't have him without his hammer...

    by BurnedNotice_Dude

    for most of the movie.<p> I want Thor.

  • July 21, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    i'll just be happy to hear the proper pronunciation of

    by jackknifed_juggernaut

    Mjolnir.<p> is it myOl-near? MEE-YOLL-NER? shit's been driving me crazy since i was 6.

  • July 21, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    all those wet muscles

    by MacReady452

    I'm gonna beat off and wipe my dick on the pages of Precious Little Life.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    That dude...

    by TedKordLives

    ...is gonna hit the Hulk IN THE FACE with that hammer in a couple of years. <P> Potentially the coolest thing I will ever see in my life.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST

    Scott, what would be a good nongay movie to see?

    by leo54304

  • July 21, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST

    jackknifed_juggernaut

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Mjolnir is pronounced: Thors-shit-kicking-Ham-mer <p> It's a Scandinavian thing.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST

    That guy just finished putting a deck on the

    by MacReady452

    back of my house. If you like the hammer you should see his table saw.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    Ted, thats worth the price of admission alone

    by leo54304

  • July 21, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST

    Ha! keep 'em coming Dirk

    by leo54304

  • July 21, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    Scottpilgrimfans tombstone will say:

    by leo54304

    you are gay

  • July 21, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    ...SCOTTPILGRIMFAN: R.est I.n P.enis.

    by FlickaPoo

  • July 21, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    scottpilgrims personal license plate will say:

    by leo54304

    urgay. That is when he gets a drivers license.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    jackknifed_juggernaut

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Mjolnir is pronounced: Skullpulper<p> Scandinavians names can have multiple pronunciations. <p>It's a Scandinavian thing.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    scottpilgrims resume will include the words:

    by leo54304

    you are gay

  • July 21, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    Some Fan

    by MacReady452

    Didn't even get my Precious Little Life dig.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    when scottpilgrim meets someone new:

    by leo54304

    the first words he will say are: you are gay

  • July 21, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    When a dog humps his leg scottpilgrim will say:

    by leo54304

    You are gay. But keep doing it, I like it. A lot.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:31 p.m. CST

    Dirk

    by MacReady452

    that is a translation. Can you give a phonetic pronunciation?<p>I have always been curious about the pronunciation too.<p>Thanks for the translation though.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    When scottpilgrim sees the scottpilgrim movie:

    by leo54304

    He will think "this is gay".

  • July 21, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    ...SCOTTPILGRIMFAN wants to be buried in his...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...day of the week panties. <P> The Saturday pair, because Saturday's all right for fighting.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:33 p.m. CST

    When scottpilgrim is alone late at night:

    by leo54304

    He often asks himself "Am I gay?"

  • July 21, 2010, 8:34 p.m. CST

    jackknifed_juggernaut

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Mjolnir is pronounced: Crusher of Frost Giants low hanging Testicles.<p> Scandinavians names can have multiple pronunciations.<p> It's a Scandinavian thing.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:37 p.m. CST

    I'm gay alright!

    by TedKordLives

    I'm practically giddy over here!

  • July 21, 2010, 8:38 p.m. CST

    Hey, Is that Thor from the ChainGang?

    by ToMonicker

    Hey, don't forget your Chain Gang, Man!!!

  • July 21, 2010, 8:39 p.m. CST

    MacReady452

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Phonetic pronunciation of Mjolnir(translated from bifrost Giantese) is: Tha-fuckin-hurts. <p>You my friend are very astute and you win the kewpie that is q-pee. <p>

  • July 21, 2010, 8:39 p.m. CST

    flickapoo, scottpilgrim and sir elton are

    by leo54304

    making their own homemade video of "Fight Club" to that song. By the way: you are gay.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:41 p.m. CST

    However...

    by TedKordLives

    I AM actually looking forward to SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD. <P> So suck on that info nugget, you friggin spaz attack.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:41 p.m. CST

    If you are looking at a computer monitor right now...

    by TedKordLives

    YOU ARE GAY!

  • July 21, 2010, 8:42 p.m. CST

    Scottpilgrim is the son of Jack Webb and

    by leo54304

    you are gay. DummmDaDummmm. Scott, look up the tv show "Dragnet" to get the joke.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:43 p.m. CST

    Hey Beetle

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    You big blue Queen Bee-tle!

  • July 21, 2010, 8:44 p.m. CST

    Even I was looking at online porn while doing this?

    by leo54304

    And Scott, it was Georgia Jones I was looking at. Look her up and enjoy. Unless you are gay.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    Y'know what?

    by TedKordLives

    The whole 'gay as an insult' thing really stopped working for me in about the 7th grade.<P> Let me know when you reach junior high, SCOTTPILGRIMFAN.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:48 p.m. CST

    Oops...my mistake

    by MacReady452

    I thought someone had something relevant to say about some topic.<p>I'll go back to the &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>JAM YOUR HEAD IN YOUR DICK HOLE &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br>MODE.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:48 p.m. CST

    Heya Dirk.

    by TedKordLives

    Still wriggling about, I see.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    Beetle, I'm making the world safe from long haired parameciums

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Just because they have all that cilia they think they are Gods gift to female kind. Well Dirk Baby has something to say about that!<p> Aint a paramecium alive that can hold my jock, but they can sniff the hell out of it though!

  • July 21, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    Scottpilgrim will always be known for 2 things:

    by leo54304

    The you are gay mantra and how great that movie will be. In a week he should be gone. Til then, if he wants to a verbal pinata for his homophobia, fine.

  • July 21, 2010, 8:57 p.m. CST

    Good ol' Dirk.

    by TedKordLives

    Always know what you're gonna get with the Dirkster...

  • July 21, 2010, 9 p.m. CST

    So anyway...

    by MacReady452

    Portman can't handle that Thor cock.<p>Check those arm veins. His dick vein has SCOTTPILGRIMFAN and Dirk fighting over who gets the first suck.<p>Now now boys.<P>He's got enough vein for the both of you.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    If you just look at the top half of that photo...

    by TedKordLives

    ...it almost looks like he's pulling on his...<P> Nah, it'd be immature to point that out.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:05 p.m. CST

    Um, Macready?

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Dude, why you including the Well-Hung-Amoeba with that jokester Pilgrim? I thought we was cool? Did you misinterpret my answer to you, or are you just trying to be antagonistic? Dirk is a lover (of fine badonkadonked popcorn kernels and dust balls and all thing female) not a fighter.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:09 p.m. CST

    No worries, Dirk.

    by TedKordLives

    I think he was just posting in the spirit of this particular TB. Mac knows that you're a friend of the PB, don't worry.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST

    Thanks Beetle, life too short (esp for Amoebas) to fight

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    But I have thicker skin than most Amoebas, just wondered what set him off.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Shh, Scary_Jo...

    by TedKordLives

    We're not talking about that.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:16 p.m. CST

    Mjolnir is actually Thors Cock?

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Dayyyyyyumm!

  • July 21, 2010, 9:16 p.m. CST

    DIRK!!!!!!!!!

    by YackBacker

    My single-cell brother from another cell division! You just get a cilia-cut? It looks good!

  • July 21, 2010, 9:17 p.m. CST

    The hammer is his penis.

    by TedKordLives

  • July 21, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    Had to do it.

    by TedKordLives

    Couldn't help myself.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    Yack with the Back!

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Hello friend, how ya been?

  • July 21, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    Doing the Excalibur thing?

    by Yelsaeb

  • July 21, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    I'm well, Dirk

    by YackBacker

    I'm moving in with my girlfriend in a couple of weeks, so it's been a lot of furniture shopping and debates over how much we should spend on furniture. It's about as mind-expanding as a head-long charge into a brick wall. But in all seriousness, I love the girl, so it's for a greater good that I do this!

  • July 21, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    my mistake again Dirk

    by MacReady452

    I was flailing around in the dark and didn't care who got hit.<p>

  • July 21, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    Will ferrell really got buff

    by ORIONgods

  • July 21, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    Yackers, you're moving in with a female -for more than one day?

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    And you aint on the run from the Russian mafia (Not that I would know anything about those bear raping cossacks).<p> Did she cut your ya-ya's off while you were asleep and hide them in order to blackmail you?<p> Did she wash your brain pan, or stare at while you were asleep and kept repeating in a low sexy voice 'Yack you will love me and the smell of my feet'?<p> Brother do you need the Dirk to come to the rescue?<p> I'll bring the pain! I'll do it! Just say the word!

  • July 21, 2010, 9:34 p.m. CST

    Is Cool Mac-the-knife

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    I will just make sure to keep out of knife range.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:38 p.m. CST

    Hey Yack

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    do ya mind if i kind of live in a closet in your house and sort of come out when you are away to entertain your girl???

  • July 21, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    A misinterpretation on my end Dirk

    by MacReady452

    my feeble brain is weary with grain alcohol and meth amphetamines.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:43 p.m. CST

    Dirk & Scorpio...

    by YackBacker

    Dirk- my ya-yaa are at an undisclosed location, awaiting December 21, 2012. They are doomsday balls.<p> Scorpio- yes.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:44 p.m. CST

    Only takes one drop of ol Kidney Killer to do me in

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    So's I unnerstan Mac Man. No worries mate.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:49 p.m. CST

    Yack, will all the new furniture coordinate with

    by MacReady452

    a perfect toilet seat?

  • July 21, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    Ooo, Balls of Doom!

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Rhymes with Thulsa Doom. <p> Well Yackers, as long as you are happy - even if the reason is because your hind brain has been inhibited from the natural reflex of running like hell from being in a cohabitation without a shotgun being aimed at you by an irate father distraught because his precious muffin has been deflowered - but I digress; because your ya-ya's are in frozen storage awaiting the end-of-days(otherwise knows as Palin Presidency) -and hasn't this been the longest dang digression and parenthetical?), then I am happy for you as well.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:56 p.m. CST

    Mac & Dirk

    by YackBacker

    Mac- alas, the (almost) pristine toilet seat will not be coming with me. I will be resting my haunches on a new, different throne soon.<p> Dirk- I've been seeing my girl on and off for 9 years. I've dodged every bullet up until now. No, I walked right up to that gatling gun called commitment and screamed "Is that all you got?!?!" and now... yeah, I'm toast. To my credit, I was the last man standing among my peers. Now, I just want to be held.

  • July 21, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    sniff - tha's beautiful Yack Man!

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Tito -I need a tissue.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:04 p.m. CST

    G'night Yack Man

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Good luck and Kongratz!

  • July 21, 2010, 10:05 p.m. CST

    on the soundtrack....

    by skellngtn

    Danzig's new song "Hammer of the Gods"?

  • July 21, 2010, 10:16 p.m. CST

    ...so that's it? PILGRIMFAN thinks I'm gay?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that was anticlimactic.

  • July 21, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    Forsooth!

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Alay your fears, I beg thee, and take refreshment from mine flaggon of mead! Erstwhile we make merry with supple virgins in yonder vestibule!

  • July 21, 2010, 11:10 p.m. CST

    Yack

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    yes as in you do mind or yes i can??

  • July 21, 2010, 11:11 p.m. CST

    from the first

    by DuncanHines

    the first time I saw this dude's face, I thought he looks just like Simonson's Thor.

  • July 21, 2010, 11:19 p.m. CST

    He's not fighting the mud guys!

    by catlettuce4

    He's most certainly picking up his hammer from where it landed (Iron Man 2) since only he can lift it.

  • July 21, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    It's raining...Insiiiide????

    by cgih8r

  • July 21, 2010, 11:29 p.m. CST

    LOOKS LIKE HE'S SHOVELING SHIT IN LOUISIANA!!!

    by JonChambers

  • July 21, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST

    why is chris poole gay??

    by DioxholsterReturns

    just kidding

  • July 22, 2010, 12:05 a.m. CST

    does AICN have its own memes?

    by DioxholsterReturns

    nipples on batman, tom cruise gotta eat, bayformers...what else?

  • July 22, 2010, 12:10 a.m. CST

    Likely the same program Chris Evans will follow.

    by Playkins

    I'll be willing to bet here and now that Chris Evans will look every bit as beefed up for Cap.

  • July 22, 2010, 12:15 a.m. CST

    I skimmed the talkback and didn't see this covered:

    by Playkins

    Isn't Thor the only one that can actually lift Mjolnir? Wouldn't it make sense then that Shield built this facility right around the hammer? Maybe the first part of the movie (or last) is Thor recovering the hammer.

  • July 22, 2010, 12:47 a.m. CST

    E very Rose Has Its Thor.

    by Bubba Gillman

  • July 22, 2010, 12:56 a.m. CST

    He needs highlights in his hair

    by MegaStiffy

    Does the hammer do anything like give him powers, or does it just crush things?

  • July 22, 2010, 1:13 a.m. CST

    God of Thunder...

    by RumTally

    and rock and roll! Thor will be surprisingly awesome I think. Although, we need less gold in this picture. Right? Hater a-holes?

  • July 22, 2010, 1:24 a.m. CST

    Look, finally BP found a way to close the leak!!

    by UrbanSamurai

    All it needed was a divine hammer by a norse god pushed into it. First pic that convinces me that Hemsworth can play Thor. Pretty cool.

  • July 22, 2010, 1:28 a.m. CST

    impressive arms

    by Waka_Flocka

    dudes been doing some serious lifting

  • July 22, 2010, 2:09 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    <p>I skimmed the talkback and didn't see this covered:<p> SCOTTPILGRIMFAN IS GAY.<p> Oh sorry, that was covered. My bad.

  • July 22, 2010, 3:05 a.m. CST

    How do they do that, indeed!

    by stwolf

    I remember reading once that Tobey Maguire underwent approximately six months of intense body sculpting just to enable him to pull off the shirtless post-bite scene. And I happened to be with my sister when she was watching some Oprah thing on the werewolf guy in Twilight, who said that he had to eat lots of beef every day during what was apparently a similar, months-long body sculpting venture. I heard the same thing from Hugh Jackman, and it certainly seems apparent that whoever this guy is who's playing Thor has undergone something similar. I wish the middle-class who live outside of Hollywood could somehow undergo that same training. Whoever their trainers are certainly know what they're doing. It *almost* makes me a little bitter to know that the actors were paid millions of dollars to essentially undergo something that made them so much better sculpted.

  • July 22, 2010, 3:08 a.m. CST

    Cont.

    by stwolf

    I mean, they wouldn't need to pay me anything at all. I'd do it for free.

  • July 22, 2010, 3:08 a.m. CST

    I´m not gay, but hey, wanna be gay

    by CuervoJones

    Gorgeous viking gods could do the miracle.

  • July 22, 2010, 3:17 a.m. CST

    yeah Gay is so in right now

    by DioxholsterReturns

    its all the rave nowadays, straight was so 2009

  • July 22, 2010, 4:04 a.m. CST

    Photoshopped original costume for fun

    by teddy_duchamp

    http://twitpic.com/27inca

  • July 22, 2010, 4:04 a.m. CST

    and with the helmet

    by teddy_duchamp

    http://twitpic.com/27inl3

  • July 22, 2010, 4:07 a.m. CST

    Sucks.

    by Kontarsky

    nt

  • July 22, 2010, 4:09 a.m. CST

    teddy

    by Kontarsky

    Not your shops. They actually make the picture better. Props to you

  • July 22, 2010, 4:36 a.m. CST

    Good grief!

    by Grrrr....

    The guy packed up some serious muscle since Trek.

  • July 22, 2010, 4:37 a.m. CST

    ...on...

    by Grrrr....

  • July 22, 2010, 4:37 a.m. CST

    Kontarsky

    by teddy_duchamp

    thanks, just a quick job. The movie suit looks awful and I just hate it when they put a superhero in regular clothes, i mean what the fuck, worse than Spidey taking his mask off every time his on screen

  • July 22, 2010, 4:38 a.m. CST

    This must....

    by Grrrr....

    ....be the only site I know of where you can't edit your post. Why?

  • July 22, 2010, 4:49 a.m. CST

    Still looks shitty

    by _Venkman

    Avengers might be gheyed up by this character

  • July 22, 2010, 5:47 a.m. CST

    Technoviking would kick this guy's ass

    by veteran_of_mu

    ... if we could only find him ...

  • July 22, 2010, 6 a.m. CST

    ALACK! 'TIS WARMING TO MINE HEART TO SEETH YOU ALL

    by BringingSexyBack

    Verily

  • July 22, 2010, 6:01 a.m. CST

    I DON'T THINK RUBBER MUSCLES WILL BE NEEDED HERE

    by BringingSexyBack

    No sirree Bob.

  • July 22, 2010, 6:03 a.m. CST

    THRUST UNTO MY FACE, OH MIGHTY SON OF ODYN

    by BringingSexyBack

    Alloweth me to taste the mead of thine loins!

  • July 22, 2010, 6:34 a.m. CST

    Teddy's pic is the real deal

    by DioxholsterReturns

    not this white trash with a hammer.

  • July 22, 2010, 7:18 a.m. CST

    BillboeFett lol

    by SunTzu77

    Maybe they should be packaged together.

  • July 22, 2010, 7:27 a.m. CST

    A MERRY DAWN TO YOU, BSB!!

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Unto thee I doth raise my heated cup of finest java bean-strained repast! Look forward do I to a day filled with merriment and songe, followed by the wooing of maidyns in silke!

  • July 22, 2010, 7:29 a.m. CST

    FEAR THOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by SunTzu77

    http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4009/4666315514_10fbe64385_b.jpg

  • July 22, 2010, 7:31 a.m. CST

    'Tis not so seldom

    by Abominable Snowcone

    my heart is stricken for a faire ladye, and unto the lass I break into songe: Arest thou going to Scarborough Faire? Parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme! Remember me to one who liveth there, for she dost once a true love of mine!<p> And then I strip away milady's corset and plunder her in the tallgrass, 'neath the willows where the river doth runneth widest

  • July 22, 2010, 7:37 a.m. CST

    When I sully a faire dame

    by Abominable Snowcone

    The songe that playeth in mine head as my pelvis I thrust into her dew-moistened virtue is Wagner's Ryde of the Valkyries. This goeth without saying

  • July 22, 2010, 7:46 a.m. CST

    We dont need no stinkin' rubber suit

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 7:52 a.m. CST

    Natalie Portman would make a decent wasp

    by leo54304

    with her physique, hair, attitude she is Jan VanDyne. Although she is a dead ringer for Jane Foster as drawn by John Buscema. Somehow I get the feeling she'd like to pull Thors hammer out of his pants ala excalibur.

  • July 22, 2010, 7:57 a.m. CST

    leo54304

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Methinks the Son of Odyn already has some of Nat's delectable shit on his hammer, if thou knoweth what I mean, and I think thou dost

  • July 22, 2010, 8:02 a.m. CST

    said it before:Vin Diesel as Absorbing Man

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 8:10 a.m. CST

    Pick up Iron Mans annual

    by leo54304

    Great Mandarin story. Wants movie maker to do autobiographical film of him. Panels alternate between M's version of his life and reality. Great art and story. Was reviewed here on AICN and glad I bought it.

  • July 22, 2010, 8:31 a.m. CST

    GREETINGS UNTO THEE, SIR SNOWCONE!

    by BringingSexyBack

    'Tis a joy indeed to set mine eyes 'pon thy posts, filled with such sophisticated humor are they that filleth talkbacks with class, mine heart with laughter and mine underpants with mead!

  • July 22, 2010, 8:35 a.m. CST

    yaherreah, she had a taste of nordic snowcone

    by leo54304

    and she licked it!!

  • July 22, 2010, 8:37 a.m. CST

    Heard of twilight of the gods?

    by leo54304

    Thor gave her jizzum of the gods. Talk about white lightning.

  • July 22, 2010, 8:38 a.m. CST

    Lady Sif makes Thor stiff

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 8:43 a.m. CST

    ME LOVETH NATALIE PORTMAN

    by BringingSexyBack

    Me wanteth to sucketh the toes of this faire maidyn.

  • July 22, 2010, 8:49 a.m. CST

    NATALIE PORTMAN WOULD MAKE A GREAT BODY PILLOW

    by BringingSexyBack

  • July 22, 2010, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Volstagg would taketh her from behind

    by leo54304

    and mount her like his favorite sheep. So Volstagg, how was the fair maiden Natalie Portman? Not baaaad.

  • July 22, 2010, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Thor is trying to pull his hammer out of Oprahs ass

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 8:55 a.m. CST

    Natalie debut in "The Professional" showed

    by leo54304

    just how beautiful she was going to be. Not trying to be a pedophile but she was cute even back then.

  • July 22, 2010, 8:57 a.m. CST

    YMCA

    by Suskis

    I expect it in the soundtrack. This movie will be the quintessential expression of gayness.

  • July 22, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    Think I understand photo (Serious)

    by leo54304

    Its in the SHIELD camp and the mound he pulling mjolnir out of is the ground where it landed. SHIELD dug a pit around the hammer leaving the ground under it alone. Reason for water is storm is building and rain starting as Thor comes close to and finally in contact with the hammer. When he finally pulls it out big lightning/thunder effects result.

  • July 22, 2010, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Forsoothe, faire Nataley

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Aye,madam portman's pulchritude is ample to stir the heart of even Odin's son, and make rigid the meat-bits of his divinely loins! Harken how they tremble even now, as Thor contemplates mental imagys of dame Nataley in various states of undress, and with free hand gropeth beneath his beltline! Tary not the auto-stimulation of a god!

  • July 22, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    "Love Gun" by KISS

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Whilest pondering faire Natalye disrobed, into mine stately brown the mirthful thought did enter that mayhaps, the producers of said moviey could verily include the song "Love Gun" by kabuki mime-rockers KISS during a vigourous lovemaking session featurying Dame Portman impaled by the beef-staff of a godd! Alack!

  • July 22, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    The gay porno parody of THOR will be titled...

    by CRISPIN_GLOVERS_ACID_FLASHBACK

    THOR'S JAMMER!

  • July 22, 2010, 11:14 a.m. CST

    Oh wait...this flick IS a gay porno parody of THOR!

    by CRISPIN_GLOVERS_ACID_FLASHBACK

    Odin's beard = his wife and kids!

  • July 22, 2010, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Suskis

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Methinketh "It's Raining Men" might be featuryd in the credits, mayhaps

  • July 22, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Hey jackknifed_juggernaut...

    by carlotta_valdes

    ...it's 'Mule-Near' (Mjolnir) as in don't step in the poop. ...I'm serious.

  • July 22, 2010, 11:22 a.m. CST

    Ow snowcone!! That was nasty

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Nay, sir snowcone fair Natalie proves to the

    by leo54304

    thunder god her love by dancing to a cover of KISSes "I was made for lovin' you" as done by Paulina Rubio. When Paulina sings its sooo dirty. Check her out on the web or amazon.com for her CD border girl. Girl must have a waist of 0.

  • July 22, 2010, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Confused: Will Thor drop the hammer on her

    by leo54304

    or give her some good asgardian wood?

  • July 22, 2010, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Wanna go for a ride on my longboat Jane?

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Doesnt Odin get pissed at Thor

    by leo54304

    for shacking up with a mortal woman the equivalent of trailer park trash. Thors defense of she loves me and can suck the dimples off a golf ball fall on deaf ears.

  • July 22, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    Jane: My last boyfriend

    by leo54304

    was a skinny teenager with a rat tail and a thin, long light saber. You big everywhere and a hammer that I can't take my eyes away from.

  • July 22, 2010, 11:56 a.m. CST

    Mix homophobia and a small mind you get:

    by leo54304

    scottpilgrimfan.

  • July 22, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    I am a gay legend starring scottpilgrimfan

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 11:58 a.m. CST

    AIntitcool to be gay by scottpilgrimfan

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 11:59 a.m. CST

    You can break my back anytime by scottpilgrimfan

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 11:59 a.m. CST

    Done in 60 seconds by scottpilgrimfan

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, noon CST

    Show me the hammer thor!!-scottpilgrimfan

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, noon CST

    chicks with moustaches are hot-scottpilgrimfan

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 12:01 p.m. CST

    Keep your paws on me you dity ape-scottpilgrim

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    Marky Marks got talent-scottpilgrimfan

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 12:04 p.m. CST

    I love Little Richard-scottpilgrimfan

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 12:04 p.m. CST

    I like squealing like a pig-scottpilgrimfan

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 12:05 p.m. CST

    If my ass bleeds,

    by leo54304

    don't stop-scottpilgrimfan

  • July 22, 2010, 12:12 p.m. CST

    Playgirl called you havent paid your subscription

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    scottpilgrimfan is teletubbies #1 fan

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 12:22 p.m. CST

    Scott, whos hotter the vampire or werewolf?

    by leo54304

    Must be tough choice:a vampire to suck you or a wolf to do you doggie style.

  • July 22, 2010, 12:28 p.m. CST

    IN THOR'S PRESENCE I DOTH QUIVER, AS A VIRGYN MAIDEN

    by BringingSexyBack

    'pon her wedding's eve, anxious am I to gaze 'pon the hammer and to know its might.

  • July 22, 2010, 12:30 p.m. CST

    LEO - THAT'S A QUANDARY THAT DOTH VEX ME

    by BringingSexyBack

    since me watched Eclipse, and me concludes that yon answer is quite simple ... me chooseth BOTH!

  • July 22, 2010, 12:34 p.m. CST

    SURE ARE A LOT OF GIRLS AT SUPERHEROHYPE

    by BringingSexyBack

    Wonder if they're hot ...

  • July 22, 2010, 12:35 p.m. CST

    I CAN'T SAY I DISAGREE WITH ANY OF THOSE SUPERHEROHYPE COMMENTS

    by BringingSexyBack

    I mean, they're pretty spot on.

  • July 22, 2010, 12:42 p.m. CST

    RICHARD SIMMONS AND ELTON JOHN I KNOW

    by BringingSexyBack

    But Brock Lesnar just flew under my gaydar.

  • July 22, 2010, 12:44 p.m. CST

    "OK, NOW I'M PUMPED FOR THIS MOVIE"

    by BringingSexyBack

    Okay, that might be borderline gay.

  • July 22, 2010, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Scott you already did those guys before...

    by leo54304

    guess you just can't get enough of them, eh? Especially sir elton.

  • July 22, 2010, 12:52 p.m. CST

    scottpilgrim wants a tug on Thors hammer

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Scottpilgrim is jealous of Natalie Portman

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Scottpilgrim wishes he had Heimdalls eyes

    by leo54304

    so he could get a better look at Thors hammer.

  • July 22, 2010, 1 p.m. CST

    Stallone Blames Batman for killing Action Stars!

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    Back in the 1980s, they were the biggest stars in Hollywood, both in terms of box-office receipts and bicep circumference. But the glory days of the brawny action heroes -- Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, and the like -- eventually faded. In their place, a new breed of '90s star took over: younger, leaner, and nowhere near as macho. By decade's end, Keanu Reeves was a huge action star (shudder to think). <p> Where did it all go wrong? According to an interview with the Los Angeles Times, Sylvester Stallone puts the blame squarely on the caped shoulders of one comic book hero. <p> "It was the first 'Batman' movie," Stallone told the Times, in reference to the 1989 movie adaptation starring Michael Keaton as the Caped Crusader. He went on to say, "The action movies changed radically when it became possible to Velcro your muscles on," a clear dig at how the trim Keaton was encased in a sculpted Batsuit for the film. Stallone joked, "I wish I had thought of Velcro muscles myself... "I didn't have to go to the gym for all those years." <p> Stallone adds that the director Tim Burton's stylish take on the superhero story changed what audiences expected from an action flick: "It was the beginning of a new era. The visual took over. The special effects became more important than the single person. That was the beginning of the end."

  • July 22, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    We'll let it slide bringingbacksexy.

    by leo54304

    You can keep your manshow card. God, I miss that show. Jimmy Kimmel, Adam, the juggies, household tips from pornstars, that fat kid. Good stuff.

  • July 22, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Thats interesting tibbs

    by leo54304

    Thanks for that info. I sort of agree with Sly but he's forgetting an important thing. The tastes of the public change and so genres. For example: the cowboy movies reigned king for years but were gradually replaced by war movies. Technolgy also will always have an impact. Movies which dominated the visual entertainment landscape was laid low by the advent of tv's in peoples households. As far visuals and special effects they've always been around. Its just the technology changed so they became cheaper and easier to put into a movie. So that that the mano stuff SLy excelled in was forced to take a back seat to the action sequences we now are accustomed to.

  • July 22, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    scott, thats the same dimension you're from

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    scottpilgrim:I never have anything new to say,

    by leo54304

    so I repeat myself.

  • July 22, 2010, 1:31 p.m. CST

    This is actually a Close Encounters sequel

    by A_Clockwork_Irony

    pic. He plays a government agent sent to destroy all evidence of Neary's Devil's Towers. You should see the potatoes fly! (Damn I need to find something to do with my time.) Lol - I'm just so stupid.

  • July 22, 2010, 2:05 p.m. CST

    Scott Pilgrim's Flan

    by ColonelFatheart

  • July 22, 2010, 2:06 p.m. CST

    Is this the all-white remake of Shaq's STEEL?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • July 22, 2010, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Those are the arms of a superhero alright

    by strosmer

    And that pic of Destroyer is incredible - spot on to the comic book rendition. Bring on the trailer!

  • July 22, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    If he gotteth that large

    by Abominable Snowcone

    by the consumption of HGH and steroids, then I dost want HGH and steroids.<p> And then, commence with the wooing of fairest maidyns beneath the willows by the pond!

  • July 22, 2010, 2:24 p.m. CST

    Can someone Banhammer SCOTTPILGRIMFA6?

    by Stabby

    Puh-LEASE!!!

  • July 22, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    NATALIE: "ALACK! TO THE LEFT ... TO THE LEFT ... ALACK!!"

    by BringingSexyBack

  • July 22, 2010, 2:41 p.m. CST

    Scottpilgrim busy watching "The kids are alright"

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Or he's playing with his WWE action figures

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    Or hes trying on his moms underwear

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Scottpilgrim is willing to bend over

    by leo54304

    to make people like him.

  • July 22, 2010, 2:48 p.m. CST

    What movies do you think are scottpilgrims favorites?

    by leo54304

    Deliverance, 300, Victo/Victoria. Just a few. Feel free to add.

  • July 22, 2010, 2:50 p.m. CST

    SCOTTPILGRIM WATCHES 300 WITH INTERNATIONAL MALE CATALOG IN LAP

    by BringingSexyBack

    Wait, that's me. Never mind.

  • July 22, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    Scottpilgrim likes "cops"

    by leo54304

    drunken hillbilly types living in a trailerpark trash campers. Guys with bad teeth in wifebeater shirts. Reminds scottpilgrim of home. Actually, it is home. Scottpilgrim wants mommy. Breastfeeding time.

  • July 22, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST

    yourSTEPDADDY

    by smackfu

    well, that's kind of a different case. With Edward you have an emo goth kid in pasty makeup, and that Jacob guy looks like one of David Carradine's Indonesian ladyboys, so yeah, those two both 'look gay' for much more legitimate reasons.

  • July 22, 2010, 2:57 p.m. CST

    That makeup fpr the vampire, horrible!!

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 2:58 p.m. CST

    scottpilgrim think werewolf guy wear shirt too much

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST

    Scottpilgrim wish he were Bella :)

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 3:01 p.m. CST

    Scottpilgrim wish Mike Brady his dad

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 3:03 p.m. CST

    Scottpilgrim think Ned Beatty one lucky guy

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 3:03 p.m. CST

    Scottpilgrim can squeal like a pig

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 3:04 p.m. CST

    Scottpilgrim has a pretty mouth

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 3:25 p.m. CST

    The sideshow collectable Thor

    by donkingkong

    looks more awesome, an improvement from the Odin Polident® shot a few days back though.

  • July 22, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    Watch out leo.

    by TedKordLives

    You're dangerously close to becoming that which you mock. <P> Not that he doesn't deserve mocking-he most certainly does, but you can't take it too far...

  • July 22, 2010, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Any photos of the destroyer coming out soon?

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST

    Whoa! THE_CHOPPAH

    by MacReady452

    seems really awesome!

  • July 22, 2010, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Clive Owen would make a decent Balder

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST

    You're right Kord, got out of control. Thanks.

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 3:51 p.m. CST

    No prob, leo.

    by TedKordLives

    Got a Destroyer pic here for ya:<P> http://tinyurl.com/2coxltq <P> Yer welcome.

  • July 22, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Choppah I think Clive would fine

    by leo54304

    To me Balder seems the reluctant warrior type. It was what he was born to do but its not something he takes pleasure in doing. I get a sense of sadness in Balder that I think Clive could tap into.

  • July 22, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST

    That destroyer photo is impressive

    by leo54304

    In height I'm sure he stands over Thor easily. Very menacing. Will be interesting to see how much movement it has. Also if has the disintegrator beam as in comics. I think they'll just have him use brute force and skip the beam as it might not translate well to the big screen.

  • July 22, 2010, 4:06 p.m. CST

    Thanks leo

    by TedKordLives

    Couldn't resist. <P> But yeah, the all-powerful disintegrator beam might get lost in translation, but I can't wait to see that fucker moving and fighting.

  • July 22, 2010, 5:10 p.m. CST

    Arnie talked about how he prepared for T2

    by leo54304

    to play an android. I forget the details but he mad an effort to mechanize every moment he did. The simple tilting of the head, way he would/grab/punch something he tried to do in as a machine. If you watch his personal combats with the other Ts thats the way the destroyer should be presented when fighting Thor. Hope they give enough screen time to the destroyer and show how powerful it is.

  • July 22, 2010, 5:11 p.m. CST

    Also glad the destroyer isn't CGI

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    My theory on the photo

    by leo54304

    Its in the SHIELD camp and the mound he pulling mjolnir out of is the ground where it landed. SHIELD dug a pit around the hammer leaving the ground under it alone. Reason for water is storm is building and rain starting as Thor comes close to and finally in contact with the hammer. When he finally pulls it out big lightning/thunder effects result possibly. This is a copy from my earlier post on this but thought you might be interested.

  • July 22, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    You're right its an excalibur thing

    by leo54304

    Remember the enchantment on the hammer? The wielder must be worthy and thats what a good portion of the movie will probally be about Thors attempt at redemption.

  • July 22, 2010, 6:02 p.m. CST

    Something new please scott

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 6:48 p.m. CST

    The 300 want you scott, oil up

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Dont't forget to post on the xerxes thread

    by leo54304

    thats one you'd feel at home on

  • July 22, 2010, 6:54 p.m. CST

    Maybe Odins ravens might appear on earth

    by leo54304

    According to myth, Odins ravens were his eyes to the nine worlds. When Thor is banished to midgard, Odin might send them to follow Thor so Odin can watch his sons attempt at redemption. Another way Odin might keep track of Thor is to have a scene at the rainbow bridge standing shoulder to shoulder with the all seeing Heimdall for the same purpose.

  • July 22, 2010, 7 p.m. CST

    Newer Thor pic: Odin and Thor

    by donkingkong

    A little father son chit-chat. http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?pid=169897&id=113589202010624

  • July 22, 2010, 7 p.m. CST

    Newer Thor pic: Odin and Thor

    by donkingkong

    A little father son chit-chat. http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?pid=169897&id=113589202010624

  • July 22, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    thanks DKK, thats a nice father/son shot

    by leo54304

    Probally before Thor does what all teenagers do: do something dumb and have to be taught a lesson. Every shot of Hopkins as Odin makes think this could be another iconic role for Hopkins. He just seems a natural as Odin. Thanks again.

  • July 22, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    Jaimie Alexander as Sif is Starbucks sister

    by leo54304

    Looked up "lady sif in thor movie" and pulled up a couple choices. One was a low quality shot of her in battle in some sort of ruins. Another showed her as herself right away I thought of Starbuck from BS due to her physique and toughness. Very impressed.

  • July 22, 2010, 8:05 p.m. CST

    If Lucy Lawless had a cousin, she'd be it

    by leo54304

  • July 22, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST

    Thor - God of Metal !

    by deelzbub

    best Thor video I've seen! <P> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZMitisDbzQ&feature=related

  • July 22, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    teddy duchamp

    by deelzbub

    your Photoshopping has clued me into whats wrong w/ this Thor. His skull is way too big. They need to CGI him a smaller head, to make his muscles proportionate.

  • July 22, 2010, 9:45 p.m. CST

    He's 5 fuckin' 2 ... in heels. WTF?

    by Mennen

  • July 23, 2010, 12:52 a.m. CST

    Say... is Balder in this, or not?

    by kevred

    That name's nowhere in the IMDB cast list. Though I see Colm Feore without a role listed... anyone know?

  • July 23, 2010, 2:15 a.m. CST

    nah... don't expect much.

    by SunTzu77

    With Joe Johnston whining and bashing patriotism in regard to Captain America... then seeing the Thor sets and costumes... I don't expect much out of The Avengers artistically... creatively... acting, etc. Will it break even financially? Likely.

  • July 23, 2010, 7:01 a.m. CST

    Balder not in this according to wikipedia

    by leo54304

    Of note is that Heimdall is black.

  • July 23, 2010, 4:09 p.m. CST

    Omitting Balder seems like an odd choice

    by kevred

    I suppose they want to avoid character overload, and don't want to just cast a random small-name actor to fill the space if it could become a more prominent character later (requiring a bigger-name actor). So maybe it does make sense, especially since Balder seemed to quite often be off doing his own thing in the comic.

  • July 23, 2010, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Maybe saving Balder for 2d movie?

    by leo54304

    Your post hits it on the head kevred:character overload. That is the bane of SH movies. Introducing him in the 2d movie saves time in first and allows something new in the 2d. If they do introduce Balder hope they mention he Thors sword brother and Sifs brother. Maybe in first movie, Odin has him on a perilous mission and in second Thor gets involved.

  • July 24, 2010, 1:04 p.m. CST

    SCOTTPILGRIMFAN IS OBSESSED WITH GAY MEN

    by kevred

    Fact.