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Hemsworth, Muscles, Hammer!! It's A New THOR Pic!!
Merrick here...
THIS piece in USA Today has a new picture from THOR, showing Chris Hemsworth in a pose that looks like it coulda come out of any number of rock videos (I realize this sounds snarky...I don't mean mean it to be so...just an observation.)
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That is all.
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He looks beast in this image. Not small like everyone thought.
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O-diiiinnnnnnn!
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Is that Thor retrieving his hammer from a transplanted piece of ground from the dig site at the end of Iron Man 2?
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I remember hearing he was cast and thinking "Kirk's dad is the Asgardian God of Thunder? Ehhhhhhh..." But he's filled out a bit since then. I still can't believe we're getting Captain America AND Thor in one glorious summer. Looks great! Doesn't it look like he's having trouble lifting the hammer rather than hitting that thing? Is Thor no longer worthy to lift mighty Mjolnir?
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Everybody stop...HAMMER TIME!
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That picture is great.
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Man Thor is the coolest hero! Not.
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Looks like the next Supes movie involves Brainiac. Check out supermanhomepage.com And that Thor pix is awesome.
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Liiiiiike a rock!
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make me a mud pie as fast as you can
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July 21, 2010, 8:26 a.m. CST
Great Graphic Harry.... Over the Top!
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
I can't wait to see Knowles as Cobra. <p> Crime is a disease...
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Looks like he brought a Thunder an Lightening storm down on whatever facility it's being housed in. Hmmm, this might be good after all.
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Screw HHH
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July 21, 2010, 8:33 a.m. CST
THAT LOOKS LIKE CONTIPOPS, AND THE MESS ON THE FLOOR ...
by BringingSexyBack
MJ_Corpse. Is it Comic-Con yet?
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Looks like they built that facility around Mjolnir....
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The guy obviously is taking the role seriously. Gotta give him that. He definitely looks the part.
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I can't believe that's Kirk's dad.
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Nice to see a pic that gives an idea of how this one will fit in Avengers-verse.
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I have no doubt Thor knows what makes a man feel good.
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Thor will then point MJOLNIR to the sky and do He-Man's "By the Power of Grayskull" pose....I HAVE THE POWWEEERRR!!!!!!
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and that, is not the hammer............the hammer is his penis......
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How do them actors do it?
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I haven't followed how the movie is going but the picture is obviously not old school Marvel with Donald Blake picking up the hammer and becoming Thor.
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So how/where does this fit into the Avengers universe and timeline that is being established by the Marvel films thus far?<p> Does Loki steal the hammer, hide it and then SHIELD found it as per IM2, and Thor has to go get it back early in the film?
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Not sure how the movie will be but this guy certainly looks the part. Guy got jacked for the role.
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July 21, 2010, 8:50 a.m. CST
This is the first pic from Thor that has me excited
by RedBull_Werewolf
I was really starting to worry about this movie, but that pic gave me a double boner all the way
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Finally an imyge depycting a rypped Thunder God!! Methinks they should lose the space-armour and symply have Thor walk through the film in his constructyon clothes, bludgyoning amateurs with his mighty Phallas! Hark!
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July 21, 2010, 8:52 a.m. CST
Construction worker by day, crime fighting god by night.
by WickedJester
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You should see what the Son of Odin can do at the beach with a sand castyle! Egad!
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was pretty good in Perfect Getaway, he wasn't exactly skinny in it either. So that with a proper exercise regime, the best fitness experts money can buy, and eating decently - I reckong getting in that shape in 6 months would be pretty achievable.
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July 21, 2010, 8:54 a.m. CST
Stargate Universe is like a 100 times better than this fake movi
by DioxholsterReturns
not seeing it in theaters but i will illegally download it and watch it one my old cellphone from 2003.
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I'd hammer in the morning,<P> I'd hammer in the evening,<P> All over this land,<P> I'd hammer out danger,<P> I'd hammer out a warning,<P> I'd hammer out love between,<P> My brothers and my sisters,<P> ♪♫ All over this land ♪♫
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is almost as good as the one Dreyfuss built in CEOT3K. Almost, but not quite. He'd have to throw some bushes through the kitchen window first
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All I can think of in Fred Norris' best Nicole Bass/Munster voice when I see these pics... I guess I am the only one.
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but I don't do any construction unless it's raining cats and dogs and very muddy, so that the elements might verily accentuate my pecs, glutes, quads, bis, tris, and mighty vein-engorgyd phallus
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Good luck.
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Now where's Keith Emerson when you need a theme tune?
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but that's Warwick Davis playing the part of the mud pile
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I'm not syure how we arryved at the Olde Englishe of Gawain and Red Krosse Knight from a movyie about the Son of Odyn, but verily methynks I am fond of the vernacular and shall summarily woo faire maidyns with my quicke tongye
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...as the muscles are certainly in place. Wasn't sure about the face-fuzz to begin with, but think it actually works now. Just hope they can get the helmet looking decent...and that he actually wears it a LOT!
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...I thought so when I saw him in Perfect Getaway. Of course, that would mean that he was starring in a guaranteed shitty movie, so maybe he's better off where he is. Would have been great in the role, though. Especially if they were actually doing Howard's Conan.
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I haveynt seen an up-close imyge of the mighty hammer yet, but there'd better be a tong at the end of the hylt for the Son of Odyn to verily swing it arouynd like a rotore of the gods and fling it at mortal fools and that gamma-bombarded jolly greene giant
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what the boys in Odin construction company are working on; the guys could be sawing 2x4s, laying foundation or putting up drywall, and all this guy does all day is make mud piles, verily
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July 21, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST
'TIS ASSURED YON FAIRE MAIDENS FALL UNTO THY ORAL SPELL
by BringingSexyBack
Legs stretcheth wider than the expanses of Asgarde.
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Really, this Chris Hemsworth with longer hair and beard is a dead-ringer for Metallica's vocalist. Might as well just start shooting the biopic.
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...you and your fucking hammers.
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Sheezus Christ have any of you ever worked out before? It takes a lot longer than 6 months to get that ripped without any pharmaceutical assistance. If I was an actor with a movie contract worth millions I'd be injecting HGH myself to prepare me for the role.
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An early script has them battling congress over mandatory drug testing.
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...on that mud-pie.
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Hammer of jus-tiss crushes you, overpower-AH!
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with more guns than George Kirk could carry. Pump us up scotty
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he started building a deck for me and then just took off, leaving only a couple studs jutting out of the ground and a fucking mudpile...probably some drunken mick
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...is he hammering a pile of shit?
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HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!
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Ooops
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A combo of Over the Top and The Fly? May be the best ever.
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It was not intended as an insult, man! And really, i'm optimistic about this movie, as i can be. It's Kenneth Branagh directing. I have good hopes for this one. Captain Gaymerika, not so much.
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that maybe the hammer is stuck where ever it landed and nobody could move it so they built a facility around it. Thor is just now retreving it. <br> Can anyone recall what position the hammer was in at the end of im2.
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The "gotta shyte maske" is always goode for younge knyghts pullying swords from stones and hammerying dunge heaps and whatnot! the Son of Odyn excels at beatying plowshares into swords, and amateurs into submyssion, and at wooing finyst maidyns into beds of silken splendoure
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To retain the scadinavian mood. I mean, Branagh is WALLANDER!
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Yep. This shot should get the homophobes shaking in their skivvies (for obvious reasons).<BR><BR>Between this shot and the concept art, I'm hopeful. Still wonder about Thor's helm. May have been deemed to cheesy looking. Glad to see Loki's horns are in.<BR><BR>
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...single handedly brought down the Berlin Wall without even messing up their fucking hair. Get it right.
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I know--I was merely quoting a line from Metallica's "Justice" album. Forsooth!<p> From now on the visage in yon imyge shall be referred to not as Chris Hemsworth but as Chris Hetfield-AH
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Thats very possible, because how would they actually move the hammer, considering only a god is supposed to be able to use it. <P> Wasnt it sticking out of the ground, mostly exposed, handle sticking up in the air.
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Klaus Meine should sing the theme song, methinks
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Even if only as an opening credits montage? The Æsir-Vanir War and what happened in it is the reason of much of the rivalry that exists among the asgardians. Though i don't know how close the Marvel Asgardian univese follows the norse myths.
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Really hoping the majority of this is set in Asgard with maybe the last 20-25% set on earth. I'd rather get into that world and see new visions rather than a 'fish out of water' focus AGAIN. Here's hoping...
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I mean what other choice would they have?
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steroids, that is how.
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is actually a McDonald's, methinks--and the mudpile of mjolnir was but a piece of decor, adjecent to the Grimace table, forsooth, around which wee tots gather for orange drinke on birthdays
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His eyes are still too close together for my comfort. I know it's going to dsitract me on every close-up. *sigh*
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You're right. I am sorry. I humbly submit my head for decapitation.
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Close, though.
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Because as cool as that pic is it scream more he-man then thor to me. Not saying Hemsworth can't be cast as He-man but after playing thor i doubt he will. He man will likley be sam worthington with a buzz cut
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...I love that. The distance between his eyes makes you physically and emotionally uncomfortable...<P>  ‍‍‍‍<br>...LOOK AWAY! DON'T LOOK AT ME, YOU FREAK!
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other Thor talkbacks. Im afraid I cant tell you about wether we would see the war you speak of as I am a bit the opposite of you, I dont know the actual Norse mythology very well( but I do know enough to discuss it) but I grew up reading the Thor comics, so them Im very familiar with. Basically its the norse mythology mixed with 1960s StanLee/Jack Kirby Marvel weirdness (and I mean that in a good way).
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i get misty eyed every time i watch the opening sequence of star trek. This is a pretty badass pic
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...I see no reason he couldn't play Ratatoskr...or maybe a small troll.
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... that the majority of the movie will happen in Asgard. It will not. Most of it will be on Earth, for sure. You can count on that. If you dream of a movie mostly set in Argard, you are setting yourselves for a disapointment, i'm sure. Sure, it would be cooler if what you want would be so, but it would make the movie so much, much more expensive. If this Thor movie proves pretty sucessful at the box office, then maybe the sequel cna have a fatter budget and more Argard stuff. Unless they pull a Abram's Trek and as he destroyed Vulcan in his movie, in the Thor movie they will pull a Ragnarök on Asgard and definatly destroy it to never been seen again for this movies.
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Mewants bulgying abds, lats, pecs and glutes so as to woo faire maidyns and bendeth them over gilded tablys, so as to loveth them verily with the Dork of Odyn!
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just have him randomly drive by in a Ferrari or some shit. Instrumental tracks like Far Beyond the Sun and Trilogy Suite op 5 should be in the film
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...or any other weapon made by man.<P> When he high-kicks, enemies fall.
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Let not this movie by the middle third as "Don Blake" with Natale Portman tagging along. I just want the God of Thunder and a series of Mjolnir money shots, and maybe a few 'thees' and 'thous' there and there. Forsooth!
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Getting ready to kill Kevin (makes a joke, can't takes a joke) Smith for over reacting to him on twitter.
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Or is that a termite pile?
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Hammer time.
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July 21, 2010, 10:03 a.m. CST
...when this dude falls, it takes at least three Valkyries...
by FlickaPoo
...to get his mightiness all the way to sweet Valhalla...preferably a brunette, a redhead, and Asian.
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That guy looks like Nickelback, that dude got ripped!! I can imagine moviegoers after the film saying "dude, I loved the bit when Nickelback pulled the hammer from the mud!"
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in the laying to waste of the enemys of Asgaard, by pairing with the mighty mjolnir his divinely scalloped fretbyrd of fucking fury. Only then, aftyr the bloodyest of battlys, shall the maidyns be takyn and verily rent usunder by the love bones of the gods!
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The Standard of Purity.
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where they found the hammerin the desert, then he goes there to take it.
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when people's eyes are too far apart too :)
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think Asi, I largely agree with you that they will have it mostly on earth to save money, but Thor does have a 150 million $ budget, not exactly small potatoes. And surely they are saving money by filming it in Arizona for the earth stuff? I mean, its just desert right? How much would they have to build for fucks sake? So maybe they will have more for Asgard? At least I hope so....
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but from the Scandal music video for "The Warrior." Shootin' down the walls of heartache, verily
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I remember that scene from E or something where he had the same cloths on and was running down some stairs and he took out two guys, probably Shield agents.
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Hemsworth looks great, the hammer looks great (it looked kind of square in that earlier pic with grinning Odin). The images keep getting better.
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Thy confusion has been bestowed by Abom.
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... when you find out he's australian?
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is that that's where he fights the Destroyer!<p>And, hopefully, they didn't build all that crazy Asgard stuff for just a few moments of screen time. The concept art from yesterday looks like an Asgardian battle, too - rainbow bridge, or something apocalyptic with the royal palace? I guess it could br the desert too (with that super-starry sky), but something more cosmic would be nice.
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...a couple times with a hammer too.<P> You can't be too careful...that shit ain't natural.
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Looks like Branagh gets the concept more than some people are giving him credit for. Looking forward to a trailer.
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I bet you're right about that - this is probably where he "becomes Thor" again. I was trying to figure out what the mound of earth was - they must have dug all the way around it, but couldn't move the area of earth connected to the hammer.<p>Maybe, at the instant of this scene, the Destroyer itself is rampaging somewhere nearby. T'would be cool.
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got some arms<p> want this to succeed<br> Not much faith though<p> way to many characters<br> too many *named* actors bellying up to the troth(sp?)
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..and it looks like I got them. Good stuff.
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On 'roids, of course.
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after he sorts out his father issues of course.
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Where would comic book heroes be without them?
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just an observation. The twist in the arms is very Frazetta
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July 21, 2010, 10:44 a.m. CST
You know, it looks like he's having some trouble with it
by rev_skarekroe
I wonder if he becomes unworthy of the hammer at some point and has to reclaim the ability?
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better be in this. And ain't this dude's brother the one buttfukcing Miley Cyrus?
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...all you losers out there in Talkbackland would eagerly offer their collective anus to this man if he came onto you in a Brokeback Mountain-kind-of-way. You know you would because you secretly admire the size of his hammer and are a little bit curious to see how it would feel in your own hands...
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Well, i think the Asgard stuff, however small it might be, will be a black hole of money for the budget. In this movie, i'm not supried they needed a 150 million dollars budget. I would even beleive if they claim it wasn't enough and they had to cut corners. As for the rest, well, i think we are understimating what will happen on Earth. i don't think it will just be Thor as the human guy mopping around his lost destiny and trying to pork Natalie Portman, if you know what i mean. I think there will also be epic stuff set on Earth, and not just in Arizona. And, if by chance, any of the Argardians come down to Earth to help Thor kick ass, and if there will be hellish demons from hell trying to get Thor on Earth, then you can fights on urban settings destroying whole streets. And even if it's a field battle in the desert agaisnt an army unit, that's still big stuff full of SFX. Expensive SFX because those will need photorealistic CGI. Which are expensive like hell. In fact, if anything, i think they are being pretty conservative with the budget. This baby screams epicness. but then again, Branagh was always a very savvy filmmaker concerning budgets, and he always mannaged to pull off big ass epic imagery with limited budgets. He's very, very good with a budget. And you bet the studios know this.
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Teela bendeth over supine
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Something tells me there will be a Ragnarök in this movie. Either at the start or at the end of the movie.
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like he just reaches out and it returns to his hand?<p> mine does.
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at the end, forsooth, for the plundering of booty and buxome maidyns
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...I raised aloft my mighty ass, and took a 45 pound shit on the floor of my garage...
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Heh.
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I'd liek to aks you guys if you can answer me about something that has been a mystery for me for two decades already. I'd really appreciate the help.<br><br>You seen, when i was a kid, in the early 80s i believe, i read this Thor comic which started by telling the norse creation myth. It started with the seeding of Yggdrasil and the birth of the first giants. Then the story became about a huge battle between the argardians and some evil forces, and the goddess Hel had an important part, i don't remember if she was the story's main villain or if she was just the guardian of Hell which Thor had to go through on a quest. The comic was a multi-part story, and i had the first part, but never got hold of the rest of the stor,y and then i lost the comic and never figured out which issues it belong. Do you guys remember any of that, and if so, cna you help me figure out what was this Thor story i read so long ago? Thanks in advance.
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...he winneth a stuffed pink bear, so sayeth the carny with the horrid teeth
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BTW Thor's hair should be blindingly yellow. Not strawberry blonde, but lemon yellow. All his pubes are yellow and hard as strands of steel wool
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... i'm really curious how Branagh will portait it in his movie. i just hope that when people see the Yggdrasil onscreen they will not think that Branagh is ripping off AVATAR with a giant tree.<br><br>I'm also curious as how the movie will portait the Bifröst, the Rainbow Bridge that links Argard to the realm of the humans (Earth).
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he doesn't have his godly strength to pull it out from the rock.
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Also, fuck continuity. Who cares.
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The sets, costumes,et all seem to look progressively better as more pictures come online. Thor's hair seems neglected. Perhaps a needless criticism, but it seems his hair needs to be a bit longer a but thicker and blonder.
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isn't Bifrost also the bridge used by the Care Bears? That's fucking awesome
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Wouldn't know about that.
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Ah, movie magic.
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...clearly Thor is taking out a homegrown Al-Qaeda cell.
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July 21, 2010, 11:29 a.m. CST
Asimov was promised Asgardian Cock Goblins
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder
Ain't he ain't leaving without them, dammit!
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This guy was already fit to start with, and 6months with a personal trainer and nutritionist (not to mention not having to work a regular 40HR/WK JOB) is more than enough time to get where he is. This has become an age of instant gratification and shortcuts, so much so to where no one even seems to remember that hard work can also do the trick.
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July 21, 2010, 11:34 a.m. CST
Thor song: I'm Thor. The Asgardian Whore. I make Sif Sore!
by Dirk_The_Amoeba
I'm a bore, but women scream for more and Loki's a chore.
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"So sayeth the Son of Odin!"
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'nuff said.
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'nuff said.
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July 21, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST
Forsooth tis the teller of tales the Abominable one
by Dirk_The_Amoeba
His coming was foretold in the book that my fair stepmilf, er mum, Frigga forced me to read whilst she did bathe mine young and supposedly undeveloped self. <p> Ne'er did Odin ever knowst though, what truly transpired twixt the fair Frigga and mine potent but still small hammer in those days of yore. <p> Mayhaps the teller of tales the Abominable one will tell it?
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I like that part. But it looks like he's either smashing a termite mound or a big pile of crap. That part is a bit weird, so I'll focus on the muscles... which are very nice.
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July 21, 2010, 11:50 a.m. CST
No wonder Natalie Portman is so whet over this guy . . .
by SkidMarkedUndies
Damn that dude is ripped.
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Ryan Reynold's Green Lantern, who he demolished because of the stupid costume and his pansy ring?
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and he's going to get you for it<p> Natalie Portman makes me want to do things to her, and to myself
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...I shall smite it!<P>  ‍‍‍‍<br>AND I SHALL SMITE TACO BELL®!
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Deadline posted new pics today (though I think only the 1st one is actually new): http://tinyurl.com/33qlbjv
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Damn Loki's magic!
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...you don't need to be a god to know that. Basic life skills, man.
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Magnificent was that day on which Frigga disrobed and sprawled herself--nude and oyled--upon the rocky promontory overlooking the temperate clims of the Gulf of Asgaard.<p> Nary a bird was singing--alack! Twas only the persistent roar of the surf below as mine prize verily fellated the beef staff of the Son of Odyn to readiness, at which point she recline, proferring rearward, and mine entry I did make into her dew-laden petals
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They seem sharper and clearer than the versions of those pics we've seen before (and the first one looks like a wider shot than the version we've already seen - more detail, more impressive, Hopkins looks great).<p>The pics don't appear to be "embiggenable", but if you get the URL of each image and view it by itself, it's much bigger (albeit still only a bit over 1000px at the widest).
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Like Iron Man, Thor has a lame Rogues Gallery with the noted exceptions of The Destroyer and Chrusher Kreel who would be perfect for intense fight scenes. Other than that, i dont see Ulik,The Wrecker,Cobra or even Grey Gargoyle in the top 10 suggestion list.
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July 21, 2010, 12:33 p.m. CST
I think the main villain should be a real estate agent
by just pillow talk
with a nefarious scheme to have Thor build a house and...wait for it...not pay him!
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I doff mine cap to thee! Twas very funny!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEVKoeVYugA&fmt=18
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Unless those set pics that were leaked some months ago were faked (and I haven't heard anything to that effect), it's the Destroyer, and a damned good-looking rendition of it, too. Beyond that, I don't know.
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(take out any spaces from this URL): http://slumz.boxden.com/f218/first-look-destroyer-thor-1366807/
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Stark. See how it turns your helmut to mere slag.
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Unfortunately, my Company's 'puter can't gain access to the link.But I'm glad marvel didnt include some lame ass villian for Thor's film debut.All I can say: Destroyer=ass in seat!
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...is wearing some mighty fine beetle-crushers in that pic. Is he hoping to join Showaddywaddy?
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I bet you spend 18 hrs every day shaving your body<p> You know, just to make sure no gay germs are hiding under a body hair
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isnt he a God?
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...and bring him offerings of lutefisk and Jell-O salad on Thursdays...but they're a pretty innocuous bunch.
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Abominable Snowcone has posted at least six more. They aren't funny but I still somehow enjoy them.
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you don't go from 165 lbs. to that in 6 months.
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how would win?
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I hope they don't pronounce that as "Frigger" in the movie.
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build temples for them. and make love in his name.
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FUCK ME HARDER OH GREEN LANTERN YEAH THATS THE SPOT RIGHT THERE!
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Don't remember the details but Thor was being worshipped by some east europeans and they were being persacuted by some a despot. Thor stepped in and politics got involved with IM taking him on,cap,the US army and doc doom as well. Thinks its in TPB form on amazon. Art was by Alan Davis so you know it was beautifully drawn.
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It was a stand alone story which told the story of Odin and his 2 brothers when creation was new. Not the story you're thinking of but was classic nordic tale: brotherhood, sacrifice and honor
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Really? $150 million a lot to invest (essentially) in Kenneth Branagh, who prior did films like Frankenstein (which flopped), Dead Again, Much Ado About Nothing, and a few other Shakespearian dramas. Can anyone point to some budgetary estimates on the film because that sounds remarkably (and outrageously) high.
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with the artists on set design for this film. Some of the worst i've seen.
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Learn your bodybuilding terminology. Buff doesn't mean big either. Not saying this guy isn't cut/ripped on top of his muscle size, but the word doesn't mean what alot of people seem to think it does.
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that as he lifts the hammer, he's pulling the ground up with it.
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...aside from Elf, I don't think any of Favreau's pre Iron-Man films really made the kind of money to make him risk-proof.
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Thor should be at least 6'10.
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July 21, 2010, 2:45 p.m. CST
I'm still not crazy about the desinger stubble beard
by RedBull_Werewolf
Thor should have an episode 3 obiwan style beard, where it's longer in the chin and squares off the face. Still he does look good so far, and with a body like that it's no wonder he's banging natalie portman
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through Thor's pants
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when the Son of Odin parketh his bus in faire Natalie's garage out back
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If it aint CGI muscles then it's some serious juice and HGH. Guy blew up like a tick in no time and has guns like Stallone in his prime.
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who gives a fuck about thor?
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And the hammer looks a little small. Perhaps to make his muscles look bigger.
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and why is it raining inside the lab?
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<P>Point well taken about Jon Favreau, but then again he did direct Zathura, which showed that he can handle effects-heavy films while not neglecting story.</P> <P>Kenneth Branagh, by the same token, has not handled–as far as I am aware–anything of the sort (short of the aforementioned Frankenstein, and we know how that went).</P> <P>Does that mean that he cannot do it? Of course not, though I am not sure I would be all that comfortable investing that kind of money in him.</P> <P>And I don't mean to imply that just because Frankenstein didn't work that he shouldn't be given another chance at another big-budget film, though as I said I am leery because, while I can see him approach the 'courtly' aspects of Asgard in an authoritative and convincing manner, I worry if he perhaps will get lost in the 'Shakespearian' aspects of the production, neglecting the simple, human elements.</P>
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Ha. You could make a flipbook with all these pics and watch the whole movie.
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or does the lab (or whatever he's in) look built around where we see the hammer at the end of Iron Man 2?
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now I notice that exact same thought mentioned further up the talkback. Oops.
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I've been pretty happy with the pics I've seen so far with this movie. The Director has acting chops the size of a New York ribeye, all the casting seems dead-on and I got a tear in my eye to see that there was actual set work being done as opposed to just CGI'ing something, for the love of god can we have some old-school filmaking craft? I'm looking forward to it and I cut my teeth on the King Kirby days.
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YeeeeAAAah! Way to GO!
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Mjolnir
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Hammer Smashed Face ends up being the Thor theme?
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gaydar?
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The god of thunder can make it rain wherever he chooses. Especially in a strip club.
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the moment that Thor regains his godly identity, having proven his worth in mortal form. Movie starts in Asgard, Thor fucks things up with his arrogance, gets banished to Midgard (earth) to learn humility and is unable to pick up his hammer until his lesson is learned, sheild constructs enclosure around hammer, thor works construction for a while, finds his hammer, sneaks in and gets it back to fight Loki and whatever Asgardian baddies he brings to earth to Fuck with our hero. Thor saves the day. Nick Fury buys him a Royal with cheese and introduces him to RDJ where mead is consumed and wenches are violated. The End.
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The alter ego? How are they going to pull that off? It cant just be the Reeve Supe/Clark thing.
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Actually, could you do me a favor and start posting on the star trek one? Those guys are going crazy over there and could use some scottpilgrimfan help. Thanks.
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And if you're like Thor then you're gay. Tell me: if god hates homo's, why does he allow them to exist and threaten heterosexual marriages? Help me scottpilgrimfan you're our only hope.
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So this is how the superhero movie craze ends: not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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If I have more than one Erasure CD in my collection, does that mean I'm gay? Should I be tested?
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Do you have a lot of hands on "experience" with gays? Cuz it sure sounds like you have intimate knowledge of what it takes to be gay.
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What if it's just the greatest hits disc? I mean, it's not like it's some guy's man-fudge on my shaft...is it?
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and have the rest on hard drive.
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$150m is what the studio roughly spent on Incredible Hulk and the first Iron Man, with the second one costing more. It's actually a pretty standard big effects movie budget. A BIG budget movie is a $200+ million movie like Spidey 2 and 3, X3, Transformers, Pirates, etc.
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looks gay don't realize that they only reason a picture of a buff guy would look gay to you, is if your mind is making a sexual association with it. AKA, you're kind of gay. Maybe not full blown parade gay, but yeah. Kinda repressed.
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July 21, 2010, 4:33 p.m. CST
Nothing says latent homosexuality like raging homophobia.
by ColonelFatheart
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I saw that film after it was released in the stores, and was really taken aback at the quality of the entire film, from characters (he directs children pretty well!) to pacing and framing of action scenes. <p> And you're right about Branagh. His strength is also his weakness. Since he does a lot of Shakespearean and Theater work, I suspect he works in a more compact, enclosed framework as far as staging and dialogue--which, as you said, makes good for the "courtly" aspects, but will be difficult for large-scale scenes. <p> But I think the positive X-factor is the man's apparent enthusiasm for the job, and his obvious desire to try a style of film outside his comfort zone. <p> At the end of the day your reservations are utterly valid. As I have never been a fan of Thor I'm more ambivalent as to the big picture--but I like seeing Branagh get work.
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...on the business end of a hard-drive. Nothing wrong with that.
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...Thor in a strip club making it rain...i love rap lingo when it comes to comic book characters
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that came outta leftfield... now if you say Common, I would agree...he got gay eyes
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Go on, click and dress the fags in the band.<p> http://www.erasureinfo.com/treasure/
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Far out!
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Let me try to explain it. When you look at a picture of a dog, and you can see it's junk, does that bother you? Probably not in the least. And the reason why, is unless you're a beastiality freak, a dog's genitals are sexually neutral to you. You make no sexual connection with seeing that image at all, because you're not attracted to dogs. The same should be with seeing a naked (or even a sweaty muscular guy pulling a hammer out of a rock), it should be completely sexually neutral to you as a guy. That's the way looking at other dudes is for guys that are *actually* heterosexual. So if you're looking at another dude, and get an icky 'gay' feeling from it, that means that in your mind, the body of another man is not sexually neutral. If you weren't attracted to men on some level, looking at Thor up their would be the same as looking at a ripped Doberman. It would cause no reaction, negative or positive, it would simply be a picture of a dude.
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Im not tryin to defend SPF, but what do you think when you see a picture of Edward or a shirtless Jacob? cuz I think "wow, thats gay"...and I LOVES the cooch
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Iron Man was obvious, it had Iron Man by Black Sabbath. <br> What would be good for Thor? <br> <br> Immigrant Song: Led Zep song about vikings is a good one. Plus the lyric "The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands... Valhalla I am coming" is very fitting.<br> <br> Or how bout a Heavy Metal version of Ride of the Valkyries? <br> Ok lets stick with Led Zep.
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Tryeth you might, but even the most virile brute men among you cannot detacheth feelings of sexuality from photos of my godly visage! Tryeth in vain might you, stop your scrotal sacs from quivering at the Son of Odin!
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My vote: Rock of Ages by Def Leppard, verily
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The very idea that someone with the username 'ScottPilgrimFan' talks smack about the levels of *other peoples* gayness is, how they say, fuckin hilarious.
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Course a bunch of stoners from Saturn had no chance against a hammered norse god. Plus the fight was on his home turf.
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Thor gets kicked out of Asgard by Odin for his arrogance. Thus him in the human clothes. They aren't doing Donald Blake. This is Thor retrieving Mjolnir from the same spot it was in Iron Man 2 (They were digging it out and they threw this building over it, as only those deemed worthy can lift the hammer). How hard is that?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V31DOTIpTl0 <br> although that would be hilarious.
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...symphonic accompaniment.<P> R.I.P. Michael Kamen.
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I was in a hurry to get that out there because apparently 99% of you fucktards haven't been paying attention.
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He had to go to the store as he used up all the kleenex in the family bathroom. Plus his mom is pissed that he used up all her hand lotion.
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...not sure which song exactly, but i can imagine them on the soundtrack...just not "joker and theif", its been overused (yet still a magnificient song with a magnificient breakup)
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July 21, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST
The score is being done by the guy
by DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBoston
that did Henry V and Frankenstein with Branagh, as well as Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (which was a great score).
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with Joseph Gordon Levitt a top consideration. They must be waiting for confirmation from the studio, woops, I mean, Latino Review.
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...we want to make poop/hammer/heavy metal jokes.
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Shit he looks like he fuck up both Hulk and Superman.
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...Thor SHOULD be able to fuck up Hulk and Superman...I believe Gods should be more powerful than a green nerd and nerds allergic to green rocks
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Maybe that's because that "Scoop" is a load of horseshit.
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we'll need Jettl93 to weigh in to settle this. He would've been the one who recommended Levitt to C-No in the first place, after having discovered him on 3rd Rock from the Sun
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...Jett discovered JGL on the set of Angels in the Outfield...gosh youre an idiot
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Alexander the Great, Lawrence of Arabia, the entire ancient greek society. Although I suppose you only have your eye on entertainers.
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Executioner, Enchantress, Surtur, Kurse, Galactus, etc...
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You are correct. Jett is probably still in a meeting with Hitchcock's ghost discussing his new remake of Vertigo, though, so it could be awhile before we get our confirmation.
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that he and SPF is one and the same... unless theres 2 losers on this site causing a ruckus
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SPF?
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SPF= ScottPilgrimFan
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http://tinyurl.com/2eezfns <p> </BR> <P> Its actually "all or most" but I couldn't fit all that in the subject post
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Cock.
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this will be on par with The Fantastic Four... quality wise.
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think I qualify as a comic book geek since I only read them as a teen, and not since in many years. Thus I am no hard core expert on histories of the various Marvel titles. Im afraid I cant help you with the specific story you speak of.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb4dIvomCwI
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RIP 80s hair metal.
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...subject lines. The most I've lost is two letters...<P> And it shames me to this day.
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...your handle makes me horny.
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I clicked your link and totally expected the Queen music video of Flash Gordon
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But it works! He looks like he could tear a motherfucka in half!
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for most of the movie.<p> I want Thor.
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July 21, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST
i'll just be happy to hear the proper pronunciation of
by jackknifed_juggernaut
Mjolnir.<p> is it myOl-near? MEE-YOLL-NER? shit's been driving me crazy since i was 6.
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I'm gonna beat off and wipe my dick on the pages of Precious Little Life.
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...is gonna hit the Hulk IN THE FACE with that hammer in a couple of years. <P> Potentially the coolest thing I will ever see in my life.
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Mjolnir is pronounced: Thors-shit-kicking-Ham-mer <p> It's a Scandinavian thing.
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back of my house. If you like the hammer you should see his table saw.
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you are gay
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urgay. That is when he gets a drivers license.
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Mjolnir is pronounced: Skullpulper<p> Scandinavians names can have multiple pronunciations. <p>It's a Scandinavian thing.
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you are gay
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Didn't even get my Precious Little Life dig.
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the first words he will say are: you are gay
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You are gay. But keep doing it, I like it. A lot.
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that is a translation. Can you give a phonetic pronunciation?<p>I have always been curious about the pronunciation too.<p>Thanks for the translation though.
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He will think "this is gay".
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...day of the week panties. <P> The Saturday pair, because Saturday's all right for fighting.
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He often asks himself "Am I gay?"
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Mjolnir is pronounced: Crusher of Frost Giants low hanging Testicles.<p> Scandinavians names can have multiple pronunciations.<p> It's a Scandinavian thing.
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I'm practically giddy over here!
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Hey, don't forget your Chain Gang, Man!!!
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Phonetic pronunciation of Mjolnir(translated from bifrost Giantese) is: Tha-fuckin-hurts. <p>You my friend are very astute and you win the kewpie that is q-pee. <p>
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making their own homemade video of "Fight Club" to that song. By the way: you are gay.
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I AM actually looking forward to SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD. <P> So suck on that info nugget, you friggin spaz attack.
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YOU ARE GAY!
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you are gay. DummmDaDummmm. Scott, look up the tv show "Dragnet" to get the joke.
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You big blue Queen Bee-tle!
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And Scott, it was Georgia Jones I was looking at. Look her up and enjoy. Unless you are gay.
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The whole 'gay as an insult' thing really stopped working for me in about the 7th grade.<P> Let me know when you reach junior high, SCOTTPILGRIMFAN.
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I thought someone had something relevant to say about some topic.<p>I'll go back to the  ‍‍‍‍<br>JAM YOUR HEAD IN YOUR DICK HOLE  ‍‍‍&zwj</br>MODE.
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Still wriggling about, I see.
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July 21, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST
Beetle, I'm making the world safe from long haired parameciums
by Dirk_The_Amoeba
Just because they have all that cilia they think they are Gods gift to female kind. Well Dirk Baby has something to say about that!<p> Aint a paramecium alive that can hold my jock, but they can sniff the hell out of it though!
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The you are gay mantra and how great that movie will be. In a week he should be gone. Til then, if he wants to a verbal pinata for his homophobia, fine.
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Always know what you're gonna get with the Dirkster...
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Portman can't handle that Thor cock.<p>Check those arm veins. His dick vein has SCOTTPILGRIMFAN and Dirk fighting over who gets the first suck.<p>Now now boys.<P>He's got enough vein for the both of you.
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...it almost looks like he's pulling on his...<P> Nah, it'd be immature to point that out.
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Dude, why you including the Well-Hung-Amoeba with that jokester Pilgrim? I thought we was cool? Did you misinterpret my answer to you, or are you just trying to be antagonistic? Dirk is a lover (of fine badonkadonked popcorn kernels and dust balls and all thing female) not a fighter.
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I think he was just posting in the spirit of this particular TB. Mac knows that you're a friend of the PB, don't worry.
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July 21, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST
Thanks Beetle, life too short (esp for Amoebas) to fight
by Dirk_The_Amoeba
But I have thicker skin than most Amoebas, just wondered what set him off.
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We're not talking about that.
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Dayyyyyyumm!
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My single-cell brother from another cell division! You just get a cilia-cut? It looks good!
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Couldn't help myself.
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Hello friend, how ya been?
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I'm moving in with my girlfriend in a couple of weeks, so it's been a lot of furniture shopping and debates over how much we should spend on furniture. It's about as mind-expanding as a head-long charge into a brick wall. But in all seriousness, I love the girl, so it's for a greater good that I do this!
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I was flailing around in the dark and didn't care who got hit.<p>
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July 21, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST
Yackers, you're moving in with a female -for more than one day?
by Dirk_The_Amoeba
And you aint on the run from the Russian mafia (Not that I would know anything about those bear raping cossacks).<p> Did she cut your ya-ya's off while you were asleep and hide them in order to blackmail you?<p> Did she wash your brain pan, or stare at while you were asleep and kept repeating in a low sexy voice 'Yack you will love me and the smell of my feet'?<p> Brother do you need the Dirk to come to the rescue?<p> I'll bring the pain! I'll do it! Just say the word!
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I will just make sure to keep out of knife range.
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do ya mind if i kind of live in a closet in your house and sort of come out when you are away to entertain your girl???
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my feeble brain is weary with grain alcohol and meth amphetamines.
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Dirk- my ya-yaa are at an undisclosed location, awaiting December 21, 2012. They are doomsday balls.<p> Scorpio- yes.
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So's I unnerstan Mac Man. No worries mate.
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a perfect toilet seat?
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Rhymes with Thulsa Doom. <p> Well Yackers, as long as you are happy - even if the reason is because your hind brain has been inhibited from the natural reflex of running like hell from being in a cohabitation without a shotgun being aimed at you by an irate father distraught because his precious muffin has been deflowered - but I digress; because your ya-ya's are in frozen storage awaiting the end-of-days(otherwise knows as Palin Presidency) -and hasn't this been the longest dang digression and parenthetical?), then I am happy for you as well.
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Mac- alas, the (almost) pristine toilet seat will not be coming with me. I will be resting my haunches on a new, different throne soon.<p> Dirk- I've been seeing my girl on and off for 9 years. I've dodged every bullet up until now. No, I walked right up to that gatling gun called commitment and screamed "Is that all you got?!?!" and now... yeah, I'm toast. To my credit, I was the last man standing among my peers. Now, I just want to be held.
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Tito -I need a tissue.
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Good luck and Kongratz!
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Danzig's new song "Hammer of the Gods"?
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...that was anticlimactic.
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Alay your fears, I beg thee, and take refreshment from mine flaggon of mead! Erstwhile we make merry with supple virgins in yonder vestibule!
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yes as in you do mind or yes i can??
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the first time I saw this dude's face, I thought he looks just like Simonson's Thor.
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He's most certainly picking up his hammer from where it landed (Iron Man 2) since only he can lift it.
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just kidding
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nipples on batman, tom cruise gotta eat, bayformers...what else?
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I'll be willing to bet here and now that Chris Evans will look every bit as beefed up for Cap.
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Isn't Thor the only one that can actually lift Mjolnir? Wouldn't it make sense then that Shield built this facility right around the hammer? Maybe the first part of the movie (or last) is Thor recovering the hammer.
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Does the hammer do anything like give him powers, or does it just crush things?
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and rock and roll! Thor will be surprisingly awesome I think. Although, we need less gold in this picture. Right? Hater a-holes?
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All it needed was a divine hammer by a norse god pushed into it. First pic that convinces me that Hemsworth can play Thor. Pretty cool.
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dudes been doing some serious lifting
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<p>I skimmed the talkback and didn't see this covered:<p> SCOTTPILGRIMFAN IS GAY.<p> Oh sorry, that was covered. My bad.
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I remember reading once that Tobey Maguire underwent approximately six months of intense body sculpting just to enable him to pull off the shirtless post-bite scene. And I happened to be with my sister when she was watching some Oprah thing on the werewolf guy in Twilight, who said that he had to eat lots of beef every day during what was apparently a similar, months-long body sculpting venture. I heard the same thing from Hugh Jackman, and it certainly seems apparent that whoever this guy is who's playing Thor has undergone something similar. I wish the middle-class who live outside of Hollywood could somehow undergo that same training. Whoever their trainers are certainly know what they're doing. It *almost* makes me a little bitter to know that the actors were paid millions of dollars to essentially undergo something that made them so much better sculpted.
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I mean, they wouldn't need to pay me anything at all. I'd do it for free.
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Gorgeous viking gods could do the miracle.
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its all the rave nowadays, straight was so 2009
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http://twitpic.com/27inca
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http://twitpic.com/27inl3
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Not your shops. They actually make the picture better. Props to you
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The guy packed up some serious muscle since Trek.
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thanks, just a quick job. The movie suit looks awful and I just hate it when they put a superhero in regular clothes, i mean what the fuck, worse than Spidey taking his mask off every time his on screen
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....be the only site I know of where you can't edit your post. Why?
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Avengers might be gheyed up by this character
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... if we could only find him ...
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Verily
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No sirree Bob.
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Alloweth me to taste the mead of thine loins!
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not this white trash with a hammer.
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Maybe they should be packaged together.
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Unto thee I doth raise my heated cup of finest java bean-strained repast! Look forward do I to a day filled with merriment and songe, followed by the wooing of maidyns in silke!
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http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4009/4666315514_10fbe64385_b.jpg
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my heart is stricken for a faire ladye, and unto the lass I break into songe: Arest thou going to Scarborough Faire? Parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme! Remember me to one who liveth there, for she dost once a true love of mine!<p> And then I strip away milady's corset and plunder her in the tallgrass, 'neath the willows where the river doth runneth widest
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The songe that playeth in mine head as my pelvis I thrust into her dew-moistened virtue is Wagner's Ryde of the Valkyries. This goeth without saying
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with her physique, hair, attitude she is Jan VanDyne. Although she is a dead ringer for Jane Foster as drawn by John Buscema. Somehow I get the feeling she'd like to pull Thors hammer out of his pants ala excalibur.
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Methinks the Son of Odyn already has some of Nat's delectable shit on his hammer, if thou knoweth what I mean, and I think thou dost
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Great Mandarin story. Wants movie maker to do autobiographical film of him. Panels alternate between M's version of his life and reality. Great art and story. Was reviewed here on AICN and glad I bought it.
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'Tis a joy indeed to set mine eyes 'pon thy posts, filled with such sophisticated humor are they that filleth talkbacks with class, mine heart with laughter and mine underpants with mead!
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and she licked it!!
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Thor gave her jizzum of the gods. Talk about white lightning.
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Me wanteth to sucketh the toes of this faire maidyn.
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and mount her like his favorite sheep. So Volstagg, how was the fair maiden Natalie Portman? Not baaaad.
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just how beautiful she was going to be. Not trying to be a pedophile but she was cute even back then.
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I expect it in the soundtrack. This movie will be the quintessential expression of gayness.
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Its in the SHIELD camp and the mound he pulling mjolnir out of is the ground where it landed. SHIELD dug a pit around the hammer leaving the ground under it alone. Reason for water is storm is building and rain starting as Thor comes close to and finally in contact with the hammer. When he finally pulls it out big lightning/thunder effects result.
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Aye,madam portman's pulchritude is ample to stir the heart of even Odin's son, and make rigid the meat-bits of his divinely loins! Harken how they tremble even now, as Thor contemplates mental imagys of dame Nataley in various states of undress, and with free hand gropeth beneath his beltline! Tary not the auto-stimulation of a god!
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Whilest pondering faire Natalye disrobed, into mine stately brown the mirthful thought did enter that mayhaps, the producers of said moviey could verily include the song "Love Gun" by kabuki mime-rockers KISS during a vigourous lovemaking session featurying Dame Portman impaled by the beef-staff of a godd! Alack!
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July 22, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST
The gay porno parody of THOR will be titled...
by CRISPIN_GLOVERS_ACID_FLASHBACK
THOR'S JAMMER!
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July 22, 2010, 11:14 a.m. CST
Oh wait...this flick IS a gay porno parody of THOR!
by CRISPIN_GLOVERS_ACID_FLASHBACK
Odin's beard = his wife and kids!
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Methinketh "It's Raining Men" might be featuryd in the credits, mayhaps
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...it's 'Mule-Near' (Mjolnir) as in don't step in the poop. ...I'm serious.
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thunder god her love by dancing to a cover of KISSes "I was made for lovin' you" as done by Paulina Rubio. When Paulina sings its sooo dirty. Check her out on the web or amazon.com for her CD border girl. Girl must have a waist of 0.
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or give her some good asgardian wood?
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for shacking up with a mortal woman the equivalent of trailer park trash. Thors defense of she loves me and can suck the dimples off a golf ball fall on deaf ears.
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was a skinny teenager with a rat tail and a thin, long light saber. You big everywhere and a hammer that I can't take my eyes away from.
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scottpilgrimfan.
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don't stop-scottpilgrimfan
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Must be tough choice:a vampire to suck you or a wolf to do you doggie style.
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July 22, 2010, 12:28 p.m. CST
IN THOR'S PRESENCE I DOTH QUIVER, AS A VIRGYN MAIDEN
by BringingSexyBack
'pon her wedding's eve, anxious am I to gaze 'pon the hammer and to know its might.
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since me watched Eclipse, and me concludes that yon answer is quite simple ... me chooseth BOTH!
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Wonder if they're hot ...
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July 22, 2010, 12:35 p.m. CST
I CAN'T SAY I DISAGREE WITH ANY OF THOSE SUPERHEROHYPE COMMENTS
by BringingSexyBack
I mean, they're pretty spot on.
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But Brock Lesnar just flew under my gaydar.
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Okay, that might be borderline gay.
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guess you just can't get enough of them, eh? Especially sir elton.
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so he could get a better look at Thors hammer.
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Back in the 1980s, they were the biggest stars in Hollywood, both in terms of box-office receipts and bicep circumference. But the glory days of the brawny action heroes -- Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, and the like -- eventually faded. In their place, a new breed of '90s star took over: younger, leaner, and nowhere near as macho. By decade's end, Keanu Reeves was a huge action star (shudder to think). <p> Where did it all go wrong? According to an interview with the Los Angeles Times, Sylvester Stallone puts the blame squarely on the caped shoulders of one comic book hero. <p> "It was the first 'Batman' movie," Stallone told the Times, in reference to the 1989 movie adaptation starring Michael Keaton as the Caped Crusader. He went on to say, "The action movies changed radically when it became possible to Velcro your muscles on," a clear dig at how the trim Keaton was encased in a sculpted Batsuit for the film. Stallone joked, "I wish I had thought of Velcro muscles myself... "I didn't have to go to the gym for all those years." <p> Stallone adds that the director Tim Burton's stylish take on the superhero story changed what audiences expected from an action flick: "It was the beginning of a new era. The visual took over. The special effects became more important than the single person. That was the beginning of the end."
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You can keep your manshow card. God, I miss that show. Jimmy Kimmel, Adam, the juggies, household tips from pornstars, that fat kid. Good stuff.
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Thanks for that info. I sort of agree with Sly but he's forgetting an important thing. The tastes of the public change and so genres. For example: the cowboy movies reigned king for years but were gradually replaced by war movies. Technolgy also will always have an impact. Movies which dominated the visual entertainment landscape was laid low by the advent of tv's in peoples households. As far visuals and special effects they've always been around. Its just the technology changed so they became cheaper and easier to put into a movie. So that that the mano stuff SLy excelled in was forced to take a back seat to the action sequences we now are accustomed to.
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so I repeat myself.
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pic. He plays a government agent sent to destroy all evidence of Neary's Devil's Towers. You should see the potatoes fly! (Damn I need to find something to do with my time.) Lol - I'm just so stupid.
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And that pic of Destroyer is incredible - spot on to the comic book rendition. Bring on the trailer!
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by the consumption of HGH and steroids, then I dost want HGH and steroids.<p> And then, commence with the wooing of fairest maidyns beneath the willows by the pond!
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Puh-LEASE!!!
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July 22, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST
NATALIE: "ALACK! TO THE LEFT ... TO THE LEFT ... ALACK!!"
by BringingSexyBack
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to make people like him.
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Deliverance, 300, Victo/Victoria. Just a few. Feel free to add.
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July 22, 2010, 2:50 p.m. CST
SCOTTPILGRIM WATCHES 300 WITH INTERNATIONAL MALE CATALOG IN LAP
by BringingSexyBack
Wait, that's me. Never mind.
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drunken hillbilly types living in a trailerpark trash campers. Guys with bad teeth in wifebeater shirts. Reminds scottpilgrim of home. Actually, it is home. Scottpilgrim wants mommy. Breastfeeding time.
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well, that's kind of a different case. With Edward you have an emo goth kid in pasty makeup, and that Jacob guy looks like one of David Carradine's Indonesian ladyboys, so yeah, those two both 'look gay' for much more legitimate reasons.
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looks more awesome, an improvement from the Odin Polident® shot a few days back though.
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You're dangerously close to becoming that which you mock. <P> Not that he doesn't deserve mocking-he most certainly does, but you can't take it too far...
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seems really awesome!
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Got a Destroyer pic here for ya:<P> http://tinyurl.com/2coxltq <P> Yer welcome.
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To me Balder seems the reluctant warrior type. It was what he was born to do but its not something he takes pleasure in doing. I get a sense of sadness in Balder that I think Clive could tap into.
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In height I'm sure he stands over Thor easily. Very menacing. Will be interesting to see how much movement it has. Also if has the disintegrator beam as in comics. I think they'll just have him use brute force and skip the beam as it might not translate well to the big screen.
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Couldn't resist. <P> But yeah, the all-powerful disintegrator beam might get lost in translation, but I can't wait to see that fucker moving and fighting.
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to play an android. I forget the details but he mad an effort to mechanize every moment he did. The simple tilting of the head, way he would/grab/punch something he tried to do in as a machine. If you watch his personal combats with the other Ts thats the way the destroyer should be presented when fighting Thor. Hope they give enough screen time to the destroyer and show how powerful it is.
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Its in the SHIELD camp and the mound he pulling mjolnir out of is the ground where it landed. SHIELD dug a pit around the hammer leaving the ground under it alone. Reason for water is storm is building and rain starting as Thor comes close to and finally in contact with the hammer. When he finally pulls it out big lightning/thunder effects result possibly. This is a copy from my earlier post on this but thought you might be interested.
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Remember the enchantment on the hammer? The wielder must be worthy and thats what a good portion of the movie will probally be about Thors attempt at redemption.
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thats one you'd feel at home on
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According to myth, Odins ravens were his eyes to the nine worlds. When Thor is banished to midgard, Odin might send them to follow Thor so Odin can watch his sons attempt at redemption. Another way Odin might keep track of Thor is to have a scene at the rainbow bridge standing shoulder to shoulder with the all seeing Heimdall for the same purpose.
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A little father son chit-chat. http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?pid=169897&id=113589202010624
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A little father son chit-chat. http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?pid=169897&id=113589202010624
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Probally before Thor does what all teenagers do: do something dumb and have to be taught a lesson. Every shot of Hopkins as Odin makes think this could be another iconic role for Hopkins. He just seems a natural as Odin. Thanks again.
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Looked up "lady sif in thor movie" and pulled up a couple choices. One was a low quality shot of her in battle in some sort of ruins. Another showed her as herself right away I thought of Starbuck from BS due to her physique and toughness. Very impressed.
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best Thor video I've seen! <P> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZMitisDbzQ&feature=related
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your Photoshopping has clued me into whats wrong w/ this Thor. His skull is way too big. They need to CGI him a smaller head, to make his muscles proportionate.
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That name's nowhere in the IMDB cast list. Though I see Colm Feore without a role listed... anyone know?
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With Joe Johnston whining and bashing patriotism in regard to Captain America... then seeing the Thor sets and costumes... I don't expect much out of The Avengers artistically... creatively... acting, etc. Will it break even financially? Likely.
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Of note is that Heimdall is black.
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I suppose they want to avoid character overload, and don't want to just cast a random small-name actor to fill the space if it could become a more prominent character later (requiring a bigger-name actor). So maybe it does make sense, especially since Balder seemed to quite often be off doing his own thing in the comic.
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Your post hits it on the head kevred:character overload. That is the bane of SH movies. Introducing him in the 2d movie saves time in first and allows something new in the 2d. If they do introduce Balder hope they mention he Thors sword brother and Sifs brother. Maybe in first movie, Odin has him on a perilous mission and in second Thor gets involved.
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