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Mr. Beaks Takes A LOOK AROUND YOU, And Finds Two Tickets To See Robert Popper And Peter Serafinowicz At The UCB In L.A.!
Beaks here...
The only review of Robert Popper and Peter Serafinowicz's LOOK AROUND YOU that matters is right there on the DVD case:
"One of the funniest shows I have ever seen." - Matt Groening
This is not hyperbole. A blithely nonsensical spoof of those dreary educational programs your teachers forced you to watch in science class, LOOK AROUND YOU has more than earned its place in the television comedy pantheon. In terms of packing each episode (or "module") with as many inspired gags as possible, its peers are THE SIMPSONS (in its prime), SOUTH PARK, SCTV, POLICE SQUAD, SPACED... and not much else. Few shows are this re-watchable.
And now you can re-watch all of Season One as much as you want on DVD! And when you've finally strip-mined each module for every nugget of genius, you can listen to a a bunch of sensationally funny commentaries from a) Popper/Serafinowicz (with director Tim Kirkby), and b) superstar guests like Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Tim & Eric, Michael Cera and Jonah Hill! This DVD has been my go-to at the end of many long days over the last week, and it's consistently put me in a close-to-cheerful mood (no mean feat, that). You need LOOK AROUND YOU in your life.
To celebrate the debut of Season One on American DVD this Tuesday (7/20), Mssrs. Popper and Serafinowicz will be appearing live-and-in-person tomorrow (Tuesday) at 11 PM at the UCB Theater in Los Angeles, where they'll present some of their favorite episodes and indulge in a little of the ol' Q&A. In fact, the boys have requested that "you have your copybooks on hand as you will be asked to take down notes from the screen". Attention must be paid!
Unfortunately, advance reservations for this free event are sold out. You can always take your chances with the stand-by line, but if that sounds like too much of a risk, I do happen to have a pair of tickets to give away. Want 'em? Here's what you need to do: if you live in the Los Angeles area, email me at mrbeaks@aintitcool.com, and tell me what ectoplasm tastes like. The first person to answer correctly will be joining us (with their guest) tomorrow at the UCB. (As soon as I have a winner, I'll post their name here - and the tickets go to Jonathan Shockley and Travis Harmon!
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For all you LOOK AROUND YOU fans who won't be able to attend, I'll be back on Wednesday with a no-holds-barred Popper/Serafinowicz interview. And if you're heading down to Comic Con this week, you should absolutely hit up the LOOK AROUND YOU panel at 5 PM on Thursday in Room 6A, where the lads will be interrogated by my good friend Devin Faraci of CHUD.com.
Thants!
For all you LOOK AROUND YOU fans who won't be able to attend, I'll be back on Wednesday with a no-holds-barred Popper/Serafinowicz interview. And if you're heading down to Comic Con this week, you should absolutely hit up the LOOK AROUND YOU panel at 5 PM on Thursday in Room 6A, where the lads will be interrogated by my good friend Devin Faraci of CHUD.com.
Thants!
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That is all.
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Feel fecking terrible.
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Ya no thanks. That's like a McDonalds burger flipper commenting on haute cuisine.
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the Americans? It was VERY Britcentric. A briliant show, so accurate, it's exactly like the educational programmes that used to be broadcast in the UK, in the seventies.
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This series seemed so British and late 70's Early 80's (Sort of a cross between Tomorrows World and Open University Programs) I always wondered what a non-britsh audience would make of it. guess we all had bad science videos at school wherever we were in the world.....
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Having totally missed the boat on LAY I picked up the DVDs about 2 years after it aired here in the UK. I heartily laughed my way through series 1 of Look Around and promptly placed my order for S2. I just had to have more. However S2 was a bitter disappointment. The fun of Series 1 was that it took the silly subjects it was discussing very seriously but in S2 everything seemed to be with a nod and a wink which sucked the wind from its sails. Shame.
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Reelheed - I urge you to go back and re-watch season 2, it's brilliant. It's all fairly tedious, but that's what makes it work.
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Even without Garry Gum.
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This is Mr. Poppers Penguins right? i dont fucking see any. i want my penguins nao.
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season 2 changed the format to be more like tomorrows world, rather than straight up 70's educational programs and it just didn't work as well. Still funny, but never quite as good as season 1.
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Since the whole premise is based on the Open University programming of the 1970s? It's brilliant though, keep a look out for Edgar Wright.
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I much preferred Series 2. Series 1 was great but not as laugh out loud funny. Leonard Hatred and his fake skin made me cry with laughter, especially in the finale when he told Prince Charles et all to "just fuck off".
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From late September 2002 to December 2002, BBC 2 broadcast this, the office series 2, I'm alan partridge series 2, and league of gentlemen series 3. We were spoiled. They havent shown anything as good since.
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arent you forgetting the thick of it?
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Love it.
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In grade school in the late 70s and early 80s we watched a number of these. Hell the only thing missing in some were the sudden jerking and out of sync audio tracks.
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Actually, to get an idea of the films we watched, see Kentucky Fried Movie and the educational film on Zinc. These weren't that far removed.
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That is a sobering line-up. The BBC 2 glory years. Is there anything on TV that measures up these days?
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input this URL:
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Great show, but fuck paying $$ for more BBC nothing.
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I'll be mighty, mighty pissed if they don't hit the east coast. I loved this show when I was back home in England and The Peter Serafinowicz Show was absolute genius (as is the man himself). His Laurel & Hardy sketch still makes me laugh "What did you fucking do that for?", not to mention his Paul McCartney song "I'll Kill" which is a spoof of "I Will" (go and look for it on the UK Funny Or Die website, you won't regret it)...
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You should be willing to pay *ANYTHING* for this dvd. If not, then you don't belong on this talkback. Please leave. Also, I can't believe how long it's taken for this to come out in the States. I brought my Region 2 copies over from England with me over two years ago, and even then, I had to blow the dust off them.
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Saw it on Adult Swim, great stuff. 1st season was funnier, 2nd season reminded me of "That's Incredible!" from the 80's.
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I deserve tickets to anything down the street to my house!
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Bumcivilian, moth apples, little mouse, fuck me, has so much quality material ever been crammed into such tiny scraplets of time? A DVD to cherish.
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sure there have been good shows since and I love the thick of it but to have that many good shows packed into that short a time is amazing
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Jim?
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Bruv?
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http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/45833#comment_3458424
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always wanted to say that.
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...uh...[cough], sorry about that.
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Jul 27, 2010 11:59:12 AM CDT
talk about being in the right place at the right time dave!
by six demon bag
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*Takes a look around at the take A LOOK AROUND back*
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hopefully the top has stopped spinning now.
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Cheese zipped his fly after soaking the headless Pilgrim on the ground.”Fuckin’ scumbag.” ”This is what we are dealing with people, heavily armed retards.” Ted explained. Fuzzy and ST chambered a round each in acknowledgement. ”I don’t know about ya’ll, but this walking shit is for the birds.” Fuzzy had had enough. Scary let out a deep sigh. Normally she wouldn’t do this, “I might have a solution. I think we are close enough now.” She pulled a jury-rig flare from her boot and attached it to the machine pistol. They would have to hope the ride would arrive before The Daysiders. Their location was so remote at this point that not even those shit eaters ventured out this far. She aimed the flare to the sky and squeezed it off. It wasn’t so much an explosion of sparks as it was a heavy plume of yellow smoke that kind of just hung in the air gently billowing up. There was no breeze. A fuckin nightmare in this desert if you were looking for some relief, but in this scenario it was ideal. The smoke would just hover over their position for a good half hour before dissipating.Ted looked at the cloud. “Puff, Puff, Give.”They killed fifteen minutes discussing Inception, while ST stood off a ways humming a tune with his fingers in his ears, before a voice shouted down from above them. “…you guys done getting high or do you want me to come back later…”A dirigible had silently slipped overhead of them. FlickaPoo kicked a rope ladder down. One by one they crawled up to the cabin.”Thanks for the lift…” ST said as he looked around. “…literally.”Scary gave Flick a slap on the ass. “Do you think this thing will stay in the air with all these people in here?” Flick asked with a smirk.”Breath a little heavier. I think you can compensate all by yourself.” Scary teased.”Why don’t you give me something to breath heavy about?” Flick was only half teasing.Inside was a war room of sorts. white_vader, Six Demon Bag, and Flick were poring over papers laid out over a coffee table. They hunched over geographic diagrams of the San Diego area, dossiers on multiple unsavory characters were scattered all over the floor.”We already inserted Cobra Kai and D. Vader just outside of San Diego. They are running recon.” Sixies explained.”Insertion points are here and here. Extraction is here or if need be here.” white_vader pointed to the map.”Wow!” Fuzzy said scratching his head. “You really have a thorough plan here.”Sixies stood up stretched and rubbed his lower back. “Not us. We’re just trying to understand it.” ”Well why don’t you get it up off the floor? Looks like you guys are killing yourselves trying to learn the details. No need to physically make it hard on yourselves too.” ST suggested. “…no can do my man…” Flick explained. “…then the boss wouldn’t be able to see…”They could hear a scuffle from the forward part of the cabin and a faint tune being sung.”Gowta get Mac….Mac fwum dat ass…Sam-a-wi Mac! WwwaCHa!”ToddlerPoo shuffled into the room holding a riding crop.”Wets get dis pwan memowized peepo. If dis pwan faiws its not going to be becaws we couldn’t wemembow it!”Scary hopped when the riding crop snapped across her ass.
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Wow.....
by imaxguyaustin Jul 25th, 2010
01:28:15 PM
Doesn't take much to entertain some on this board! it was the last post on the IMAXBack we took over a while back..whatta fucka!
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thats what you get from someone who over pays for movies. pffff, IMAX. Total rip.
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yet the post count was in the 1300s..not....adding...up....
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...she's the boss all right, and nobody sleeps till she says so...so probably never again.
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MC Escher in da hizzy.
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Snap dat whip! Give da past da slip.
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no the thread a while back was to notify people that an IMAX theater was accepting apps for employment..and he was so pumped that he was geeting a high post count, thinking he was gonna fill all his positions..not knowing who wer were..and why we were there..
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Word.
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nice Whitey. How appropriate.
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were a mystery to him.
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Something about your mom and a hallway sphincter?
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what a maroon.thank you Bugs.
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Apologies if this was posted already. It may blow a few of your minds, particularly Cheeses': http://tinyurl.com/25g2nzg
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that's me out fellas. Can't wait to read the next exciting ep, Mac.
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Efrem the Retarded Rabbitanyone ever seen that Family Guy episode? Well that joke was good anyway.
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...other people had a bunch of good ones too. I love dreams.
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'Night 'NillaThrillaGodzilla's muthafuckin' killaHittin' the pillaSo late it's earlySurelyRoom's spinnin', whirlySay 'night to Pearly
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...ToddlerPoo says:
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I fuckin kill em!I'm Scott PilgrimIt's not a shame I act the sameI'm in the buildinI'm Superbad kidIt makes ya mad kidI got the bucks you fuckin fucks are fuckin rabid
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okay. Looks good. Gotta go plan my future, but you KNOW I'll be back. I just can't quit you.
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Think about the future!
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in one month in new zealand..that would be good to see..if done right..
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DOCTOR WHO AND THE SILURIANSTHIRD DOCTOR. SEASON 7. SERIAL 52.while a crew is doing some drilling and messing with nuclear energy, a group of lizard people attack them. UNIT and the doctor are called in to see whats up..BALS is all about sending in the guns after more people are attacked, an idea the doctor rejects after he his cornered and then left alone.he sees that these creatures, who they name the silurians, arent mindless killing machines, but rather a family of peaceful CHUDS (without the cannibalism). they only attacked thee people to protect themselves, the doctor insists. but BALS wont have it and launches an attack..and is quickly captured. the doctor negotiates a peaceful accord in exchange for the release of BALS. an upstart silurian, threatened by the humans, has a virus released and the doctor must work with the older silurians to find a cure.the younger silurians then try to make the earth radioactive and inhospitable for humans to live on earth. the doctor overloads the reactor being used byt he silurians and inform them that the earth is indeed unlivable and wont be fertile for many years, tricking the silurians back into hibernation.the doctor expresses his optimism to liz that hopefully one day, he will be able to wake the silurians up and meet under more peaceful circumstances..but..BALS says fuck that and blows up the caves, evidently killing all of the silurians, much to the horror of the good doc.this was a preety good serial, i left out o few minor details but for the most part, there were a lot of twists and turns and even that ending had me nodding my head..i never really had this one figured out, considering its pretty much like the DEVIL IN THE DARK ep from star trek. i did like that BALS just kinda scoffs at the doctors self righteous behavior. this should leave a good blemish on their relationship..NEXT:INFERNO
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Never really cared to.
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you should do it..it really is good.of course i saw it when i was younger, but then again on the re release on IMAX and that was glorious! you know i was singing along to BE OUR GUEST, GASTON, and BELLE!such great songs!any film lover owes it to themselves to watch..
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It's actually pretty damn good. Haven't read the comic story it's based on, so no comparison there. The fights are BRU-TAL. They earned the PG13 with this one.
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tell me how it is after all said and done..i heard it was supposed to have the robin II beating from DEATH IN THE FAMILY..that there, if true, would kick it into PG13 territory.
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DC animation continues to impress. Though Green Lantern didn't do it for me. Maybe I should give that one another chance. Didn't even finish that one.
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Jul 27, 2010 3:29:13 PM CDT
ive been happy with the batman anis and justice leagues
by six demon bag
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you think marvel would just smarten up and just make straight up adaptations of the great books they own..damn the continuity..i did like their HULK VS..just little short stories..
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I'd put it up there with any of the other efforts. And yeah Sixes, it opens with the Jason Todd stuff. Most of it is off-screen, in shadows, etc, but the Joker is pretty cool. And he beats on him for a minute. Plus, Jason Isaacs as Ra's Al Ghul! Neil Patrick Harris as Nightwing, Jensen Ackles as Red Hood. John Dimaggio did the Joker (don't know who that is, but did a bang-up job for a non-jedi). Animation is pretty top-notch, and like a said before the fights get brutal, and are actually pretty damn well choreographed. And they hold shots for a while, so you can see punches, blocks, counters and so on. I really enjoyed it, but I'm a comic geek so I can get behind some comic-type shenanigans. Y'know, like how some things just happen to come together; folks have to be at a certain place at a certain time. And the Red Hood's plan MIGHT be a little too dependent on one character making a specific decision. A little tidy. A definite recommendation if you've enjoyed any other DC animated efforts. Better than Public Enemies, as good as Wonder Woman.
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The Jonah Hex short was bad-ass. I liked Planet Hulk. I think maybe Marvel IS gonna get a bit smarter about making features of specific storylines.
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vs. Thor not so much. I liked Public Enemies but it was a little muddled.Green Lantern lagged in the middle a bit for me.The blood and dialogue in Hulk vs. Wolverine was exactly what I want in a movie like that. Deadpool was spot on (as apposed to the bastard version in the film). G.I. Joe Resolute is right at the top of my list too.
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http://tinyurl.com/388znj3
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...mood, and grants him a boon.
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granted Maury with one of the more memorable faces in movies.
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Set up an appointment with an advisor at UAB tomorrow. Gonna see if I can't map out my further educational schedule. Then to find a job that fits that. Wheels are turnin' boys and girls. Wheels are turnin'.
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on the Suckerpunch/Godzilla 'backs. Sure to be fun...
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Let 'em have it.
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Planet Hulk was even better. Lotta grody alien-squishing in that one. And Beta Ray Bill, so it's hard to go wrong with that.
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...of job loss to further your education and find a better fit? Hot damn!
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...role in DANCES WITH WOLVES. He made a big impression in those, what...five minutes of screen time?
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For some reason, when I think of Maury Chaykin I think of his VERY odd character in that crappy Sean Connery/Catherine Zeta Jones movie. Entrapment? Is that right?
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His pants pissing is peerless. Oh, and that ridiculously unhinged salute at the end.
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I mean: (SPOILERS) Hal taking out Green Lanterns without a ring? I do not think so. Not in the least. Also, I think it's pretty much gonna be the same story as the movie (or a big chunk of it), so I didn't really pay much attention to it as it was playing out for my roomies.
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Did you guys see that SCOTTPILGRIMFANATIC actually called the Green Lantern kid a 'fag' over in the GLBack? This causes hate to dwell inside my heart. Serious hatred. If I could stop that person's heart with my mind, I would.
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...Zeta Jones heist flick is that slo-mo shot of her ass slipping under the laser tripwire that they used in all the trailers. Probably not even her ass, but it made an impression.
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...I'd love to know where all that stuff came from...whose idea it was.
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...that guy HATES PilgrimFan.
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I do see that he has an imitator now: Fanofscottpilgrimfan
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since I was forced into a 'voluntary 2 year sabattical', I retain all my insurance benefits for the duration, and get $3000 per year for the 2 yrs for school. It's not a bad deal. Union job with a major comm company. Not to give anything away, but their initials have an a, 2 t's and and ampersand. Also, at the end of the 2 years, if they can't find a job for me (no way in hell they will), I get my payout. Even better, my payout amount continues to accrue over the 2 years, even though my job seniority does not. Not a bad deal for a layoff, all things considered. Just need to focus on school & get a rinky-dink job to keep the bills paid.
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doesn't she like look over her shoulder while doing the split. I haven't seen it but once but I thought it was clearly her. I could be wrong. That is the shit that turns boys to men.....abc bbd.
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The commercial. With the ass. Yes.
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i didn't wanna get involved. No one did.What a fucking asshole. He and PilgrimFan deserve each other.
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...brought to mind vague but persistent images of confinement, immobilization, restraint, rope?...a little light spanking, perhaps?
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Thank you Executive Producer Sean Connery. You done good, chief.
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...yeah, life? You push me?
I grab you by the wrist and flip you on your fucking ass...
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Like Egg Shen said: "Great earthquakes turned the world upside down. Many normal people were killed. Many unnatural people were free to roam the earth, committing great offenses against ." Did I mention that I got to see BIG TROUBLE in the theater on Sunday? Yeah, I got drunk and it was awesome! Brand new print, the only time it's ever going to be shown.
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but life is a DEVIOUS mothafucka. I win this round. But LIFE knows how it all ends up. I try not to taunt life too much.
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To death.
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you are a fortunate son. Blessed are you, yes blessed.
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man, my typos always seem to spell actual words that make NO SENSE in context.
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I KNOW it conspires with DEATH. It gets you where you need to be.....then BAM! I have a horrible feeling life's gonna make sure I'm half-nekkid and alone.
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I greel ze steaks! Ha-ha! Yes, you delicious cattle-shavings! I shall sear and devour you! Prepare all meat-portions for vicious flame-broiling!
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on this earthly journey, anyone can. This way you'll end up half-nekkid with someone else. At least there's that.
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..Fuck you, you lucky fuck.One time I left my cousins Christening to watch it at a perfect strangers house.That's how much I loved it.I'm pretty sure there was whining to my parents and a lot of relatives looking at me like I was an asshole.true story
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...find a new god. Thank you Powerthirst.
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I was 28 at the Christening;)
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ENTRAPMENT was good Zeta Jones... but the really good stuff... the zenith of Zeta.. the jugs of Jones.. was the Oscars.
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Jul 27, 2010 5:23:38 PM CDT
I'd leave a Christening for the promise of a hot dog.
by colonelfatheart
But for BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, I'd leave my own wedding. (Looks around, like a rabbit in peril, for fiancee) Okay, maybe not.
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That's actually my third 'great tits' post in as many minutes.
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I heard Michael Douglas is a sex addict.
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Sold out show, everybody into it, flawless print...I just sat there with the biggest shit-eating grin you ever saw. Nirvana.
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Col, I saw your comment in the SUCKER PUNCH thread,
"It looks like SCOTT PILGRIM for people who like sex."
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nobody wants to be at a Christening. Nobody.
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Ted, Kim Catrall is suprisingly hot in BIG TROUBLE if I remember. Only film I think i've seen her in when she's aroused my interest.
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Actually, she's in POLICE ACADEMY too right? If that's Catrall then she was kinda cute in the cop outfit too.
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I know she was nudie in PORKYS as well, but she looked kinda trashy. Have to confess I felt PORKYS was a rather over-rated film at the time... more of an ANIMAL HOUSE man myself.
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ANY PEEBERS CIRCUMCISED?
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...in good company...good.
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...welcome to the world, little buddy.
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...speaking of rabbits in peril, I finished rereading WATERSHIP DOWN last night.
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Jul 27, 2010 5:50:05 PM CDT
I'd like to be at a circumsision. Out of morbid curiosity.
by colonelfatheart
Not my own, of course.
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After much persuasion, I coaxed my skeptical fiancee ("That's about bunnies, isn't it?") to read it, and she loved it, too.
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How are the totem's hangin'?
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http://gawker.com/5597049/the-awesome-secret-behind-the-music-in-inception
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I still remember the first time I watched BTiLC on VHS at my own house. It was the first time I noticed Kim Catrall's goodies bouncing up and down as she ran thru the parking garage at the beginning. Also, the first time I felt that I had achieved manhood. And yeah, she's cute as hell in a cop outfit, too.
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ScarJo's Tit Juice vs The Chopper
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...when you persuade someone to read a book and they end up loving it...it's like you've made a small but permanent contribution to their mental landscape.
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"...welcome to the world, little buddy." hahaha!
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Mother Night for his birthday. On a whim. I had never read Vonnegut before myself. Well, he read Mother Night and fell so hard for ol' Kurt he blew through his entire bibliography in mere weeks. Now the guy's an aspiring novelist, and Kurt's one of his stylistic models.
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Got the ok from my roomies this weekend, so just let me know when you wanna have a sleepover!
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That is WILD....I knew there were lots of clues none of us have found yet...
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great news...thanks...Now I just gotta come up with the fundage and a weekend when we can make it...Might not be 'til first of Sept...Too many moving parts these days...
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Just give me a heads up, and it's on.
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Easy. SUICIDE FUCKING SQUAD FUCKING VIDEO FUCKING GAME!!!!!! If the Wall is a playable character I might just explode with geek joy.
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Col, i just made my first chop of the season... you'd be proud.
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Just hearing the two pieces juxtaposed like that gave me a little tingle.
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Jul 27, 2010 6:22:46 PM CDT
Wonder what other tricks Nolan has up his sleeve, Colonel...?
by cheeses_of_nazareth
They will rest in the things that seemed odd...I wondered why they always used the music, and I knew that the actress who played Mal sang it in a movie, which in itself is kinda trippy (especially if it is her recording)...There's more clues like that, I guarantee...This movie will be a long time unraveling...
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on the extras/easter eggs front.
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I think he's fuckin' LOVING all this internet spasm for a move he worked on for over a decade...
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like the daughter of a single mom and whose father was a question mark. It's the eyes, thin face and long legs...that look just screams Daddys Little Cocksucker..like Traci Lords with smaller cans.And speaking of cans..I've always loved Catralls cone shaped b-c cup baby feeders..they looked especially nice wrapped in that wet top in Big Trouble.Wonder what they look like now? Hmmmm......
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lie, cheat, steal, cut in line...just see it...tonight!!!!
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That's my cue to cut out. Keep plucking that chicken, gents.
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I work with a dude that could get me into the theater for free with just a phone call...I'll get there eventually.
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In Undiscovered Country...the one Spock Mind rapes...But, T'pol is way hotter and has shown lots more (and hotter) sweaty Vulcan flesh and nipples thru tank tops...
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How about a genital meld instead?"-JTK
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May take a breather my own self.
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You can watch it any way you want to...and a different way EVERY time you watch it... What's keeping you?
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he makes me laugh...
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I always thought the implication was that Spock was shotting the green choad all over Catralls mug...his special little protege...so I'm not so sure Spock really mind raped her...maybe she likes her melding with a little rough play.Now that broad who played T-Pol..that is a whole different level of Hot...SO Hot it probably hurts her career...as she can never play a normal role. Maybe Connelly was on to something....
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Conspiracy, like a pair of shaven scrotum with nipples?
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Ming mind raped Dale in his throne room, with an audience.
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Ze ears! Ze ears! She was just so logically hot. But not really, eh? Little conspiracy-weaver. I bet she got into some angry Klingon love too.
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Spock was angry and took what he wanted from Sex in the Vulcan City chick's mind...It was full on mind surprise sex, right there on the bridge with everybody watchin'...'cept Sulu who was busy with cabin boys on his own ship, the Excelsior...I never really got the hate for Enterprise...it had t'fuckin'Pol in it...Ahhh...7 of 9, T'Pol, Yeoman Rand and Dax, in a holodeck....that's the Inception I want for Christmas...
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"Mr Sulu set course for the Bangkok lady boy system"
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Jul 27, 2010 6:51:32 PM CDT
Hey, Fuzzy...I actually liked the chick who played...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
the Vulcan officer in the third one, the one that slept with teenage Spock on the Genesis Planet...I think that was supposed to be the same character in Country, but they changed horses between movies and gave 'em different names...
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Didn't Tom Hardy mind rape Deanna Troi in STAR TREK NEMESIS?
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in Next gen...She even got physically raped by some energy being and had it's human child...When you go out into uncharted space, you gotta know rape of all kinds might occur...It's outer fuckin' space...
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in outer fuckin' space...
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I'm not the biggest Trekkeriemadoozer. The only 2 Trek movies I've seen more than once are Khan and (looks to make sure Asi isn't around) JJ's. But I do believe I recall who you're talking about. Wasn't that whatsername from Cheers: the crappy years? Or was she on later Treks?
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in space. Facehuggers, Vulcans, Reavers, Things, Slither-monsters...the list of space-rapists is long and varied.
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That's her name. She was a Vulcan in one or two, right?
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also played the same Vulcan chick...I'd have to check wiki but, I think she was in 2? then a skinny chick with curly hair (a first for a Vulcan) was the one who Ponn Farred Young Spock...I thought she was hot...Not T'Pol hot...mind you...
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...BUT NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM IT...
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...up her nose and into her sinuses.
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They should have had fat Norm as a Starfleet Captain who got promoted and then let himself go.
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http://tinyurl.com/287ogpx
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Flicka, are you typing mid pea crisis?? I hope the ultimate booger has now been extracted.
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...and on the plus side, now she knows how to the pinch one nostril Farmer's Blow.
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I just pity the poor red shirt fucker that has to clean up the Holodeck nightly.
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when she jumped ship they brought in another chick who fit the ears.
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or cheerleading, etc. She'll be out there in front of Cheeses and everybody.... The hand goes up, on nostril firmly closed...pchhhsssssshhh! String cheese!
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went thru 'em like Klingon cuisine.
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and a lesson to us all...just cuz you get them hot...does not mean they stay that way. Again..she was on coke at the time..and like old Con has always said...If you look good on Coke, rehab will make ya ugly real fucking fast.
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don't make it seem like too much fun for her afterwards...there's a lot bigger (and harder to dislodge) stuff that will fit into a nose...Trust me on this one..."The nose is an EXIT ONLY, except for oxygen and your fingers, young lady..."
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Rehab's for quitters...
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...I tried to warn her firmly, but not make too big a deal about it...don't want to reinforce the idea, you know?
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than an army of fucking Mexican drug lords. Really...rehab is for bitches with no pride in their looks.Whats the use of being clean and sober if nobody wants to fuck you when you get fat?
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Only q-tips and bobbie pins...
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Re: big troublemay you live to be a thousand years old sir
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I'm actually pulling for Lindsy Lohan to make a jail break to get high and drunk after a week...I see her drinking is a personal challenge...I know I can do worse...I Just hope she has it in her to really stay a hot skinny addict so she can film that porn movie...
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He stole the show if you ask me, and his dancing was incredible. The man is an absolute genius on both sides of the camera. That Popper dickhead isn't funny at all. And he looks like a fag too.
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I bet you guys really like that 'Little Mouse' song that he does. That's the worst thing that happens in the show you fucking idiots.
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Thank you sir. I took you with me in spirit.
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The tough guy that called a six-year-old a 'fag'. You, buddy-boy, are lucky I can't kill people with my mind...yet.
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Would you actually kill me if you had the chance?
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so dickhead can fade into obscurity. Could the two of you go play in someone elses yard.Damn Kids!GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
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You called a little kid a fag, you pathetic piece of trash. Yes, I have actual malice for you in my heart. I don't give a shit who you are in the real world, I'm sitting here right now wishing that your heart would just stop. Kill you, not so much. Couldn't do that unless it was self-defense, or to save the life of an innocent that you were about to kill. Those'r the rules.
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That would suck.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.That's the fucking tag line.Weak. Whats with Cera's stupid ass hair?Youth in Revolt was good though.
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Why does Bull Hurley barf acid spit on Sly's stump?Does this make sense to anyone?
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I'm starting to think that if I did go see SCOTT PILGRIM, I'd just be reminded of you and it would taint the whole experience. Is that what you really want, to ruin everybody else's SCOTT PILGRIM experience?
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I'm sorry.
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when ol' Goldblum brundlefly's that dude's arm. Is this a test? Do I pass? Please let me pass.
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he breaks some dude's arm in an arm-wrestling match. I think I remember that right.
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Did he really just apologize? That's unprecedented, is it not? Oh, and, accepted, Scotty. Just try and go for the soft sell next time, pally.
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Totally breaks a dude's arm. Man, that freaked me the hell out when I was 7. Course, with that movie that's just the tip of the grotesque iceberg.
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gives me the shivery-doos. Fingernails, acid vomit, ears....blrrrrrrrrp.
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My mind is still reeling...
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all the way through from the beginning. My moms cousin worked on it too. and Hoosiers. Location scout i believe. aight PB Im out night
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...hope it isn't a trap.
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kinda sexy.
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Get an axe.
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but I actually had to do work
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be back in a bit....gotta get the daughter ready for bed.
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Damn, I was gonna tell Mac that THE FLY (and THE FLY 2) are both streaming on Netflix.
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What's with that 'rides the bone' comment?
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it's a personal choice...
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I ain't easy and I ain't your kid, you take sorry and shove it up your ass.
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But I'm all for some gasping and moaning. If you get my drift...
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Dive bombing the SuckerBack? I approve, but I'm out. Later gang.
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he got some fun shit started in the Suckerback. Inception is all movies indeed...
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Leo has compared Inception to a movie by Fellini that was autobiographical and claimed he is playing Nolan in the film…This is REALLY the story of Nolan’s own relationships when he slips into the mind frame to create truly magnificent movies…he can’t turn it off and it is always one to three levels going on in his mind…this causes problems in relationships… Possibly the core of D. Vader’s relationship issues…it is common to all creative peoples on one level or another…Don’t forget, Nolan and his brother spent 10 years getting stoned and coming up with this mind fuck of a flick…
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My kid is a character in the story! I'm LOVING this thing. LOVE the me-and-Flick banter. LOVE the "just keep talking, you'll keep this thing floating all by yourself" line. BRILLIANT. It's funny 'cause it's true...
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Meaning, you're wearin' a kilt? I have a very clear image in my mind...
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I'm actually not feeling so well lately, so I'm turning in. G'nite all!
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only for social conveinence...I still hate them...if left to my own devices, I would wear loose shorts if anything...I prefer nakedness...the way nature made me...
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Cheeses....pants....a match made in hell.
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for a while.
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one time, doing the old "why doesn't he love me anymore" thing, and I was the only person to cry to. After that we just got to talking about stuff and it led to her telling me she sleeps in the nude. I thought that was cool, and she said I should try it sometime. I did, and I have to say it tain't bad.
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I shower in the nude, too...
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Most of it is unnecessary extra money makers for manufacturers...
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sleeping nekkid is NOT bad at all. Nothing getting all bunched up in non-bunchy-friendly places. I was a big fan. Then I got married & the wife was all "That's just odd." Then the bid D, and nekkid sleepy-time came back like an old friend.
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'I don't believe you,' he said'I do sleep in the nude!" She protested'I got some qualudes and a half-bottle of Scotch,' he said, 'prove it.'She did, and she even dropped the charges...eventually.
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whaddafuck is a bid d?
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couple a times...
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'What was the child wearing?' 'A damn dinner jacket! What do you think he was wearing? He was wearing his damn jammies!' 'Sir, could you describe the jammies?' 'I don't know! They were jammies! They had Yodas and shit on 'em!'
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for the next ex-Missus Cheeses, eh?
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What's the comedian's line?I'm done with marriage, every six years, I just find a bitch I hate and give her half my money.
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a seven year contract, with an option to renew...Lots of reasons why...prepared to defend them all...Introducing legislation in the future...Probably not the soon future...
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"They got Yodas and shit on'em..."
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gets me every frikkin' time. Seconded by: 'Could you tell us why you changed your name sir?' 'Yeah. Would you buy furniture from a store named Unpainted Huffhines?'
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I'm done, bro...Been there seen thatgotscrewedangerfightpaytomoveout...
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Except maybe 4 year would be long enough, but divorce should be a little tougher for those who choose that option. No 'irreconcilable differences' you're hitched for 4 yrs, unless their's infidelity or abuse, deal with it. I think more couples would work it out and re-up, and the ones that didn't... oh well, no hard feelings, no sense of failure, they fulfilled their contract.
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but she was soooo convinced that was the best course of action...whattaya do? We're still friends, and she's still one of my favorite people. But when one person is dead-set on getting out... I loved her enough to let her go. I'M NOT CRYING!
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nobody owns anybody...You recognize that we are spiritual beings having physical experiences...I still love my second wife, but, we can't live together...at least for now...She's re-married...(but, it won't last..)I'm still friends with my first wife and the mother of my darling Daughter...I don't like her enough to talk to her anymore than I have to, but, we're officially friends...
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and my ex just got dropped by her boyfriend of the last 2 years. A week after he asked her to move in with him. Yep, one week it's 'move in when your lease is up in August!' The next week it's 'I've realized I don't actually love you.' She was devastated. I've been checking on her every day. She knows I still love her, but is scared that if we ever tried again and it failed that we'd both be RUINED. Which is true; but we're not guaranteed tomorrow. Anyway...maybe she'll come around. Maybe not. Her folks did a number on her. Her first 8 or 9 years was watching them fight or being sent to 'brush her teeth' which was mom-speak for 'I'm about to say something especially nasty to your father'. They divorced, finally. But you just KNOW that stuff leaves deep marks.
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when it's good, there's no feeling like it in the world. When it goes bad....words can't describe the feeling of being lost. Just....lost. Damn. It's getting late and I'm getting all kinds of maudlin. Somebody make a dick joke or something.
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We all start somewhere and end up somewhere else...It's what we do along the way that define us and those we interact with...good or bad, all relationships are influenced by all you touch and all who touch you...Just don't let anybody touch your totem...
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I must bid a fond good night. Inception is calling. I must away ere break of day. Buenos noches mis amigos! Keep the fire burning and have the coffee ready in the morning.
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;) Nytol, to borrow a phrase.
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I hear Cobb's wife was pretty available when he was 'in the field'...
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tell her I said, "High...
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and enjoy the multiple dream levels they have planned for me...
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I don't know how to make musical sig...hi...nes..
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to help with understanding...http://tinyurl.com/24rvfhz
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im gonna be on vacation for the next few days and wont be able to check in as much (that doesnt mean you can slack off!!)so gimme da votes so i can induce..IM CROWNING!!!
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this will not stand.
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MISTER POTATO HEAD! MISTER POTATO HEAD!BACK DOORS ARE NOT SECRETS!
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when Maury Chaykin's character pissed himself? INCEPTION is all movies.
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...favorite, but two that always stand out are "are you sure we're doing the right thing?"...as they kidnap an infant, and "Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase".
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well, which is it young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion.SHUT UP!!
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...until Dear Child came along.
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...persuasion who walked into a bar with a big 'ol pile of shit in his hands and he says, "Look what I almost stepped in"?
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Jul 28, 2010 8:45:43 AM CDT
...Ma'am, you don't breast-feed him, he'll hate you for it...
by flickapoo
...later...that's why we ended up in prison.
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i put a sign up that said WELCOME HOME SON..like in the film...had to do it..
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...you can't sell leaf-tables and no chairs! Chairs, you got a dinette set...
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Jul 28, 2010 8:53:42 AM CDT
and whats funny is that we didnt know if we were having a boy or
by six demon bag
but i put it up anyway..y'know just in case..
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Jul 28, 2010 8:55:01 AM CDT
i'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you have...
by six demon bag
YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!hurry it up, im in dutch with the wife!
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the sun don't rise and set on the corner grocery.
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...about my internet lately...well, I just read an article that ranked the top ten worst states for internet service...
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"Son, You got a panty on your head."
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sometimes it's a hard world on the little things.
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I threw 'em in the pot, only without no water. It was just like making popcorn.
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you created a monster over in the suckerback. Inception really IS all movies.
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You're not just telling us what we want to hear? No sir. 'Cause we just want to hear the truth. Well, then, I guess I AM telling you what you want to hear. Boy, didn't we tell you not to do that? Yessir. Okay then.
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...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl, and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad...and when there was no crawdad, we ate sand.Uh, you ate what?
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he didn't mean to. I just twisted his words and brought trolls to common ground. See it's like pre-school. If you let them run wild they will tear you apart. Give them something to do and you have them under control.It's all in Mien Kampf.
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I never have or will endorse any ideas or work of Adolf Hitler.Except his art. The faceless people are hypnotic.
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i love that the opening credits dont start til ten or so minutes in..i love the mirroring of pulling the child/HI from underneath the crib/cari love that the theme of the film is playing as MUZAK in the grocery story during the chasei love that silly grin HI gives leonard before he explodes..i love FARTHIT THE DECK BOY!
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and there's this spherical object a restin' in the highway. And it's not a piece of the car...."
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howdy curt
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What happened? Was he painting one day and then said "ACH! The trees! I cannot get the trees right! Dammit! I vill kill the vorld!"
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Huh? You say you feel trapped in a man's body. Well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps REAL HARD.
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Or get carried off by a twister?
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between nic and john in the film..i would put that up there in the top 5 fight scenes of all time..
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...'cause we can get this thing done...muscle it through to Alphie here and now.
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thru the house: "Come out into the street and REVEAL YOURSELF."
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No. 'Less ROUND is funny.
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...talk never fails to crack me up...same with OH BROTHER.
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Raising Arizona gets a ghetto pass.That fight is great in the trailer. Raking his knuckles across the popcorn ceiling. Makes my sphincter clench just thinking about it.YOWZA!
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/besi/twilight-for-guys-nsfw-thxtinyurl.com/3yhez7x
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goes into the wooden drywall..classic..i would put the chase in the middle of the film on top ten lists too for BEST CHASE..up there with RAIDERS and MAD MAX 2
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Jul 28, 2010 9:40:43 AM CDT
id like to think that RAISING would blaze thru with 100%
by six demon bag
otherwise id lose much respect for all of you..
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was the robbery/chase. I had NO IDEA what I was watching (stumbled upon it on HBO YEARS ago), but I don't think I've ever laughed that hard before or since. I knew then I had to find out what that movie was and see the WHOLE thing. It's been true love ever since. That damn doberman *snap* right in front of his face as the chain goes taut. I was doubled over, tears streaming, gut hurting.... Ah, the memories.
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and TOMBSTONE in case you guys didnt see that yesterday.
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were laughing just as hard AT ME because of how out of breath and beet-faced I was.
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in the theater back in the day
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popping off round after round. And how EVERYONE seemed to be armed. I need to watch it later today. Hang on, momma's gonna take a short cut.
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Darkness.His head was bagged. All he could do was listen. Most of what he heard was frightening as hell but did nothing to give him any clues as to his surroundings or any means of escape. His hands were bound behind his back. There were other people around him but any attempt to communicate with each other was met with lethal punishment. Someone had whispered, “Where are we?” and the response was a gun shot. He sat on the disgusting floor. People had lost their bowels and bladders early on. He was thankful for a small dry patch he had curled up on tucking his feet and legs as far under him as possible.The screaming he heard was not his fellow captives. Daysiders mauled each other and argued incessantly about nothing.”Inception is all movies!” One of them screamed.What did that even mean? It made no sense. None of this did. Thin, icy fingers dug into his neck and arm jerking him up and dragging him away. He was barely touching the floor. The smell of carrion filled his nostrils and he wretched. He was slammed into a chair and a bright light assaulted his eyes when the bag was removed.The room looked like a M.A.S.H. unit of sorts set up in what appeared to be a cafeteria. It was spotless. Why did it smell so fucking bad then?His eyes adjusted. A crumpled figure lay in a heap on the floor, a halo of blood encircled his head. The ribcage moved up and down. He was alive.The fingers again tore into his scalp and jerked his head back.Now he knew where the smell was coming from. He was staring into the pale, dead face of Michael Jacksons corpse.”Where is he?” MJ hissed.He choked on the stench. “Who?” He spat. The smell coated the inside of his mouth and crept down his throat. He forced back bile but almost welcomed the taste. Anything was better than this smell.”ContinentalOp, you dumb mother fucker. Has all the goat semen backed up out of your stomach into your brain? This pole greaser is about to find out what happens when I don’t get what I want.” He kicked the body on the floor over. It was ColonelFatheart. “You earn yourself a quick death by telling me where he is. I know he is here!””Even if I knew I wouldn’t tell you. You necrophiliac wet dream.””You stupid fuck.” MJ leaned in close over him and wrapped the icy fingers around his throat. He seemed to hack up a loogie but he spit out a pile of maggots.Revulsion washed over him. He tried to shake the filth off of him with little effect. No air. Only maggots.”When you get there, tell the devil he’ll get his money when I’m damn good and ready.” MJ spat.A Zippo flicked open.”Cool off with a Pepsi, pederast.” Someone said.The head of MJ’s corpse lit up like tissue paper. He flailed around the room looking for something to extinguish the blaze. His screams could be heard receding down the hallway.The backlit figure reached down to free him.ColonelFatheart’s hair was caked with blood. He smiled anyway.”Hey Mac.” He said. “How do you figure we get outta here?”
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double back for the diapers and scoop em up out of the street.I now see(literally right now)that Raising Arizona is 100% the reason Nic Cage gets a pass from me every time he puts out some piece of shit.Yeah this one sucked, but his next movie might be his next Raising Arizona!
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THE MASSACRE OF ST. BARTHOLOMEW'S EVEFIRST DOCTOR. SEASON 3. SERIAL 22. AUDIO ONLY.well, i missed the first doctor so much i had to go back. this lost serial, sees the doctor and his companion (steve) in ye old france. the time travellers quickly find out that they dont want to be here, with two factions, the catholics and the huegenots, on the brink of a bloody war. while trying to avoid the roving mobs during the curfews, the doctor and steven split up in a tavern.steven is taken in, when he cant pay his bartab, by some revolters, who are attempting to kill the abbot and his followers. they describe him and steven thinks its the doctor. trying to get the the abbott/doctor, steven is labeled a traitor and is marked for death as well.after some more mistaken identities and cat and mouse games, steven and the doctor meet up, and decide its time to leave. steven, knowing a massacre is imminent, tries to alter history to spare lives. the doctor impedes him and takes off in the TARDIS.where they land in present day london, where steven, in a pissy mood, storms off into the streets. a girl, thinking the TARDIS is a police box, comes in and says that theres been an accident. before the doctor can shoo her away, steven reenters and says that the police are appoaching.the doctor, fearing capture, flips some buttons and the TARDIS dematerializes, with a new companion--DODO, who doesnt seem to mind that she just left earth.NEXT: MARCO POLO
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that kind of shit always makes me laugh.Oh. You're bending physics to your will. Well of course you are silly.
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yeah the doc just ran to the console, upon hearing that the police were coming..and oops..then they were like, do you know what just happened? no she says..they explain it to her, and she was like COOL.then steven asked her about her family..she said she didnt like them anyway...with the doctor not wanting to fuck with history, he sure does FUCK with history..this girl couldve been the next britney spears or hitler.
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but we both still need saving. You're such a man that bleeding out couldn't even stop you.
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Jul 28, 2010 11:02:25 AM CDT
Yeah, but you gave me an opening to act heroic like.
by colonelfatheart
Very Jesus of you.
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Lord only knows the atrocities you endured before I got there.
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"If not Arizona, then a land not too far away. Where all parents are strong and wise and capable and all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah." I don't own that movie. That fucking movie owns me.
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It's like what my childhood buddy, let's call him Chris, told me when he refused to explain to me what he had to do to be initiated into his fraternity. He looked down at the floor, smiled a forlorn, knowing, even somewhat proud smile, patted my knee like he was my dad and said in the rote tones of rehearsal: "Those are things that happened between brothers, between men, that only we should know."
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was their SECOND movie. Such a confident style.
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Jul 28, 2010 11:17:23 AM CDT
BLAZING SADDLES is seconded if it hasn't been already.
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Jul 28, 2010 11:19:59 AM CDT
...I'll third it on Scary's behalf if it hasn't been already...
by flickapoo
...I'm pretty sure it's in her Top 5.
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And I dropped the question completely. He was such a swaggering, cocksure, would-be man's man. To imagine him submitting to something like that in the name of "Brotherhood" makes me glad I was in the Poetry Club and on the staff of the school newspaper. If that's what being a man's about, I'll gladly sip Mike's Hard Lemonade while taking in the "Gypsy" original cast recording.
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...school. Complete lack of institutions or organizations of any kind.
A small handful of diehards who had obviously been popular in high-school managed to get a tiny fraternity going...but people considered them aliens from another world.
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time for a refresher course. "It's all about ball bearings these days."Different brilliant comedy on that quote.
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can you think of anything scarier in the closet than zombie MJ. If I were a little kid I would tell my mom to put on 2 diapers...and a chastity belt.
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Jul 28, 2010 12:06:26 PM CDT
im no lawyer but i do believe thats a violation of my civil righ
by six demon bag
fletch is awesome
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Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World is the most important cinematic event of the year. Movies will never be the same again. Edgar Wright is the new Stanley Kubrick. You'll see. I'm never wrong.
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Jul 28, 2010 12:12:03 PM CDT
...it's slow today, so I'm going to take this opportunity...
by flickapoo
...to confess that I've never seen BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA...I'm not sure how that happened, but it did. Or didn't, rather.
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2 steps forward, 2 steps back.You said this shit yesterday spam-bot.
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..and a.....steak sandwich."
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..knock on your neighbors door(i guarantee they own a copy)when they open the door, punch them in the face and march into their houseTake their copy and make it yoursSEE THIS MOVIE ASAP
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you have no excuse with netflix at your fingertips..it isnt streaming right now..but i know damned wellyou have a dvd player..get on it..my handle comes from that film!!
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to someone who hasn't seen it. I think the worst thing someone can do is set the bar so high it is insurmountable.I guess I would through it in say...the Evil Dead 2 category. A must see for movie lovers but it gets by on a wink and a whole shit ton of style. Russell is THE FUCKING MAN in this movie.
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...with your gimmick...you just have to study the way SexyBack handles his Zoe obsession.
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i wouldnt say that kurt russell is THE MAN in this film..thats what makes it so awesome..hes stumbled into soem weird shit and is having a hard time dealing with it..he thinks he awesome and his swagga really sells it..which makes him THE FUCKING MAN!!
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...I'm going to make things right. Scary loves Kurt Russell, too...so it won't be too difficult.
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"...he has balls and sometimes balls is enough."
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that fascist, anti-Hispanic Arizona immigration law.
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...this thing would get struck down sooner rather than later.
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WHY IS THERE A WATERMELON THERE?
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...no.
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its ok..we can work this out..watch BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA and then BUCKAROO BANZAI....get them from netflix, but either one would be great blind buys if seen in the store. both are great dvds.
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THERE YOU ARE.
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AWESOME MOVIE! AWESOME TO THE MAX!
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Jul 28, 2010 12:43:19 PM CDT
scott pilgrim wants to be BUCKAROO BANZAI so freakin bad..
by six demon bag
LAUGH-A WHILE YOU CAN MONKEY BOY!!
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DO IT! DO IT NOW!
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you'd likely like BIG TROUBLE ...
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...way I reacted to Dear Daughter yesterday when she shoved a pea way up her nose.
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CHARACTER IS WHAT YOU ARE IN THE DARK!
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RUN LOLA RUN?
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I'LL-A SEE YOU IN-A HELL!
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It's a great flick. Sure, it's style over content... But what style!
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Not me man, not me.
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...SOME SORT OF INQUISITION??!
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YES SIR, THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL.
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NEVER LOSE A FEATHER.
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THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH YOUR FACE.
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THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH YOUR FACE.
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MUST PAY!
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..but with all the drugs, human trafficking, terrorist groups and yes illegal immigrants, is it really so outrageous.I have been stopped by the cops before cause they were looking for someone and i fit the description. I wasn't pissed. i showed him my i.d. and he let me go. That was it.Such a fine line between clever and stupid. It's all blurry to me.I'm sure I just set off a political frenzy.
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ARE GOING NORTH AND SOUTH.
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AND EXCITEMENT'S MY GAME.
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BECAUSE YOU'RE PERFECT.
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..but with all the drugs, human trafficking, terrorist groups and yes illegal immigrants, is it really so outrageous.I have been stopped by the cops before cause they were looking for someone and i fit the description. I wasn't pissed. i showed him my i.d. and he let me go. That was it.Such a fine line between clever and stupid. It's all blurry to me.I'm sure I just set off a political frenzy.
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IS GRACIE LAW DOING HERE?
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http://tinyurl.com/334jndh
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OR I'LL DRINK YOUR BLOOD!
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MAGIC POTION?
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i'm out for a bit.Don't take any guff from these swine.Fear not Flick..you are our special little boy now. We get to experience a fresh reaction.
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TAY! TAY!
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DIDN'T WE WANG?
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WITH MY OVERTHRUSTER!
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I WAS BORN READY.
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Who else in Arizona, a state that has a growing, legal Hispanic population, is going to be "suspected" of being an illegal immigrant? You may have looked like someone specific the police sought, but there are plenty of Hispanics in Arizona who are already no doubt looked on with suspicion and disgust for merely looking like a very vague, abstract notion of "someone."
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A LITTLE, YEAH... I CAN DANCE.
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OR DOUBLE JACK.
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IS WHERE YOU WEAR YOUR HAT.
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I CAN TAKE IT!
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IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE ON CREDIT.
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IS GONNA TAKE CRACKERJACK TIMING WANG.
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Hispanics are the fastest-growing ethnic group in the country, particularly in the southwest. I'm sure there are plenty of Hispanics who would like to adhere to nominally Republican principles that favor free markets and enterprise, even fiscal sanity in government, but how can they ally themselves with a party consisting mainly of white people who have singled out their ethnic group for legal harassment?
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YOUR OVERTHRUSTER'S FOR SHIT!
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WEIRD CLOTHES.
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THEN YOU DON'T.
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WE ARE OVER NEW JERSEY.
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I'M HERE.
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SHE'LL HOLD.
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WHAT THE HELL.
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THE SHORT-FORM.
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YOU GOT IT.
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MAKING FUN OF ME?
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What'll come out no more?! I can see things no one else can see....why are you dressed like that?
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Wow Choppah! That's awesome!
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all for one..one for all!
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hollow.fuck it.
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for reasons unsaid..
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for he is everywhere
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Flick: I will send you my copies of BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA and BUCKAROO BANZAI
They are a must. -
with everyone's RAISING ARIZONA quotes.
You do the 's work. -
forgive me for I have sinned!
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...he has enough raging ego for half a dozen grown men.
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My parents in the past 10 years have taken up hitting wineries and wine tastings, so they're kitchen has lots of wine knick-knacks.
A magnet on the fridge: "Forgive me for I have zinned" (It shows a bottle of spilled wine.
HAR HAR. -
his body CAN cash!
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...I'll hit you up.
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A LITTLE, YEAH... I CAN DANCE.
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IN THE REFLEXES!
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Let the Choppah claim all the credit he wants.
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...you're just bitter because you trained him, forged him into a killing machine...and then he resigned from the service while you stayed in for the pension.
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I was there with him knee-deep in all that blood and guts. I covered his ass more than once. Seems like baling him out of trouble's got to be a life-time achievement for me.
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MARCO POLOFIRST DOCTOR. SEASON 1. SERIAL 4. YOUTUBE RECONSTRUCTION.this is another lost serial, with only the soundtrack masters existing, which is a damn shame cause this was a good one. for some reason, while i was scouring my resources for WHO, i came across episodes online on YOUTUBE, including the peter cushing dlaek films..so i will be getting to those shortly. anyways, this particular serial has been erased and thanks to some fans with an extreme amount of free time as created the serial using the soundtrack and a shit load of still production photos for a pleasant viewing experience.enough jabberjawing, hows the serial? pretty good, actually. the doctor and his companions (ian, barbara, and susan) find themselves stranded on a mountain in ancient asia, after the TARDIS is broken. before they freeze to death, a caravan led by marco polo allows them to tag along. they are headed to kublan khans empire. though marco is trusting of the time travellers, the mongols being led by him think they are sorcerers, leading to soem animosity.en route to the empire to meet kubla khan, it is discovered that there is a sabotuer in the caravan, after the water is poisoned and some men die. after an eventful sandstorm and a bandit raid, the caravan reaches the empire and is greeted with open arms by the man himself, kubla khan.marco polo has grown weary of one of his fellow travellers and deduces he is the traitor, and asks the doctor in aiding him to unmask him.with the traitor revealed to be a mongol warlord, marco polo fights him and is defeats the zealous mongol. the mongol, knowing his doomed fate, falls on his blade. with everything in order and the TARDIS temporarily fixed, the crew embark on their next adventure.this one was pretty good, with many set pieces along the way..most notably the episode of the singing sandstorm, which was kinda eerie. it exemplified the fact that though the doc is otherworldly and pretty wise, he can also be out of his element and thus, in constant need of assistance. he needs ian (and marco polo) just as much as they need him (if not more).NEXT: PLANET OF THE GIANTS
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...I hear the bandana look was originally yours too, and he swiped it without so much as a thanks...
Hey! That Colonel looks tough, AND sexy...I think I'll learn all he has to teach me, steal his look, drop out of the service, oil up, go into the private killing business, and pile up the cash and pudenda! -
Mr Arizona! What do you say to the claims that your son was abducted by aliens? Don't print that stuff son. His momma reads that, she's gonna lose all hope.
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that is dedication, man.
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Jul 28, 2010 2:11:56 PM CDT
...you're unstoppable, Six. You're still planning to make...
by flickapoo
...a list of highlight episodes for each Doctor, right?
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I like Claude, and Claude likes himself, so that makes it unanimous.
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...a tougher decision, but when I was a kid I would have picked Stallone over Arnold in a second if I had to.
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I agree.
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...when Arnie was just churning out RED HEATs and COMMANDOs...but now you look back and all I see are the TERMINATORs, CONANs, PREDATORs, and KINDERGARTEN COPs...
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Yes Flicka, apparently less violence in the Extended Edition of RAMBO... some dweeb wrote up a list of cuts in Avforum, copied below..
-killing of two children in the village scene
- rape in the village scene
- man with no legs after explosion in the village scene
- missing shots of bodies / hanged people at the arrival in the village
- knife killing is shortened at the "veranda scene" (no more stabbing in the side of the soldier)
- "breast censorship" at the chaos in the village at night
- shorter "throat ripping scene"
- removal of a shot, showing the bloody head of the soldier, in the scene where Michael is hitting a soldier with a stone
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the copy I borrowed from library didn't work right. It kept skipping.
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THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS
&zwj
Fun little quirky movie that makes you feel for this dysfunctionally brilliant family.
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Raising Arizona-a-thon. I think I actually firsted that one? I love that movie hard.
Hey Flick, if you're watching it, check out the patch on the overalls. Hudsucker (a criminally underrated flick, Flick). I kid you not. Now there's some pre-planning for you.
And with that, I'm in and out. The old in-out-in-out, as one Alex DeLarge used to say. -
FIRST DOCTORThe Unearthly ChildThe DaleksMarco Polo (YouTube Reconstruction)The Keys of MarinusThe Dalek Invasion of EarthThe RomansThe ChaseThe Gunfighters (VHS only)The War Machines (POLLY!!)THE SECOND DOCTORThe Evil of the Daleks (Audio Only)Tomb of the CybermenThe InvasionThe Seeds of Death (not that great, but so absurd, i had to add it)The War Games
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Jul 28, 2010 2:37:51 PM CDT
...specific scenes aside, it's the principle of the thing...
by flickapoo
...EXTENDED means longer, and more erect. It means more fake blood, and more boobies.
I may not be traditionally religious, but I believe in right and wrong...and this sounds wrong. -
STRANGER THAN FICTION
&zwj
A great story premise, ruined...nay, put at a disadvantage, by a lumbering pace. A great performance by Will Ferrel in his most dramatic role. Stellar supporting performances by Dustin Hoffman and Maggie Gyllenhaal. Tightened it up a bit, and cut 20 minutes and it's a great film.
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bye Nilla!
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...for kids!
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...how many Netflix has...
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killed slys run..in my opinion, after conan 2 and red sonya, arnie had only one mistep..RAW DEAL.
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except where noted..i got most of them from netflix, the others from the library..my library has 3/4 of the dvds available.
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the unearthly child is the first ep, its ok and you can see the bumps they were trying to fix, but its the first ep, so you hafta watch it.and anything with daleks (they are so silly!) are a pretty safe bet.
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thats really not much viewing..considering thats a six season run right there..
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which i will never blame him for..he gave 100%.then kicked thru with TRUE LIES.
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...all caught up on the new stuff anyway.
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youse guys are saying some of the ultra-violence in the new RAMBO has been cut DOWN? DOWN? Buh-what? Surely I missed something somewhere. :(
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That was his last good movie. Didn't care for True Lies.
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Colonel...I agree the Hispanic population is booming. I have no problem with that. That would seem to undermine the whole racial profiling argument though. The Hispanic population is 30% in Arizona (thats census #'s). Estimated 283,000 illegal immigrants in Arizona. I don't think they will be checking ID's on 30% of the population..........Ya know, I don't really care about this shit. I could debate it but whats the point.Just like anything else it could be used for good OR evil and knowing what little i already know about it i can assume they are just being assholes. If they wanna fix illegal population density start with the most fucked up state..California.
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you know it was good.
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i would say it penultimate film..i thought ERASER was tolerable, as was 6TH DAY..but nothing like his hey days.
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the Q&A he had with Sly. I'm not into hunting it down. Anybody got coordinates?
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Probably because it sounds scary.
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imin baby! im down! i got my hand up her dress and I AM going for the gold..JUST COPY THE GODDMAN FILES
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Jul 28, 2010 3:11:18 PM CDT
In truth, I don't think the powers that really matter
by colonelfatheart
don't care about borders all that much. Low-cost labor, whether it's in Mexico or within our borders, subsidizes our way of life here and in other industrialized, "advanced" countries much like slavery did for the South. The people that do care about the borders, though, are primarily driven by resentment, cultural fear and good old fashioned racism. The guy who drafted the Arizona law, after all, has ties to the Neo Nazi community. Sure, let's fix the borders, but giving the police unchecked authority to demand identification from anybody they suspect of being in the country illegally is the beginning of a police state.
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Terrific movie.
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they're called The Sand Spider?
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i won't argue that. besides shouldn't we be more concerned with the state of the internet speed in NJ?
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only hurrah. I must say, he was funny as hell in that one.
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i was just about to put GIVE ME THE GODDAMN PAGE!!
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thanks dear.
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...but give citizenship to everyone already here...and be prepared for fruit and vegetable prices to triple and for construction costs to jump 50%.
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"I got a little dick! It's pathetic!"
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you are like half a sec in front of me...I WAS gonna say that TRUE LIES is amazing for making tom arnold funny.
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there Sixes? You've been dream-rifled! Of course, no discussion of True Lies would be complete without the Tom Arnold behind the lamp-post reaction. "Oh, thank God!"
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I don't know what the hassle is.
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there Sixes? You've been dream-rifled! Of course, no discussion of True Lies would be complete without the Tom Arnold behind the lamp-post reaction. "Oh, thank God!"
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...it cuts out half an hour before the slightest atmospheric disturbance.
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double post, interrupted? Whaddafuck? Care to tango? Why yes. Yes I would.
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misses by a second this week! Can't remember which tb the other was, but it wasn't a peeber.
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that makes THREE. One was a two-fer!
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Jul 28, 2010 3:28:48 PM CDT
I'll say no more on this, but to reiterate my favorite
by colonelfatheart
immigration point: I'm an American by birth, entitled to all the privileges and stature that come with it. I had no choice. I was born American, and I consider myself lucky for it. However, some poor bastard who decides to crumple himself into a box truck with 20 other poor bastards just to come over here to pick lettuce and support his family way back home in Mexico or move them here eventually? That's someone who has chosen to try to carve out a little piece of the so-called American Dream. Yeah, I suppose you can say he should do it "the right way," but that would mean years upon years of waiting since our immigration laws are in serious need of reform in that respect. Now obviously, not every illegal immigrant is some inherently noble savage with stars in his eyes and dreams swelling in his heart, but someone who's willing to risk his life to make $4 an hour picking lettuce or cleaning dishes 12 hours a day or installing some yuppie doctor's sod in 105-degree heat? That guy's more of an American than I am.
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colonel you sly dog slipping in the ether like that..ITS MAGIC TIME!!
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toasty! Actually, that could be a deep-fried chicken & cheese sammich from KFC... Introducing: The COLONEL FATHEART! It'd sell like GANGBUSTERS here in the 'Bam.
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...on cheap disposable labor.
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PLANET OF THE GIANTSFIRST DOCTOR. SEASON 2. SERIAL 9. YOUTUBE.honey i shrunk the doctor. the doctor and companions land on earth and thinking everything is ok to open up the TARDIS doors, find themselves in a twilight zone-ish predicament. outside the TARDIS, the stumble across giants dead insects and it doesnt take long to realize that they are an inch tall. while looking for a way back to the TARDIS, ian and barb are separated from the doc and susan. meanwhile, we see whats going on in the real world. apparently, the time travellers are in a garden of a government official who has just rejected the approval of use of a toxic pesticide. the industrialist (a very young RK MAROON!!) doesnt like this and kills him, to push through the legislation to use his product.the doctor sees that this chemical is lethal,it being in the garden and now must race back to the safety of the TARDIS because susan touched a seed dousedin the pesticide. only growing back to her normal size will make the symptoms subside.in the end, they make it back, barely, and foil the industrialist by lighting the fuse of a bomb he had in his pocket (dont ask!), blowing up in his face.back on the TARDIS, the travellers revert back to normal size as they travel to their next adventure.NEXT: THE AMBASSADORS OF DEATH
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7. Mr. Stallone,
We've grown up on the action movies of the 1980s, where lines are drawn; the characters are clearly developed as good or evil, and evil is always punished. You had a monumental hand in creating this genre. What do you think the appeal is of the action hero? How are action roles in THE EXPENDABLES adapted to the film audience of 2010 while still maintaining the essence of the 1980s? Thank you.
-Chris (St. Louis, MO)
7. Chris, Action films; past, present and future are really a device for maintaining modern mythology. In reality, evil quite often triumphs over good and its effects have devastating longevity. So I believe the action film supplies an outlet for optimism and the unwavering belief that heroes, under great physical threat, rise and vanquish the oppressors. I believe it’s a necessity that these sorts of modern day street fables continue to provide an example that perseverance and bravery prevail. Now, in THE EXPENDABLES, we tried to show, without being overbearing, that these men are misfits in society, yet still hunger to be useful, to triumph overwhelming odds, not for money, but to keep them feeling compassionate and alive. Because when one is a mercenary in any facet of life, because you do not have to be a mercenary with a gun, you could be a mercenary in any occupation, at the end of your life, you’re nothing but a hollow drum that no one wants to hear played. What’s important to me is if you can slip in a bit of spiritual taxonomy, spiritual signifiers that somehow touch a deeper cord than just violence, for example: sacrificing your life for the life of an innocent stranger, thus proving human dignity must prevail at all costs. -
PLANET OF THE GIANTSFIRST DOCTOR. SEASON 2. SERIAL 9. YOUTUBE.honey i shrunk the doctor. the doctor and companions land on earth and thinking everything is ok to open up the TARDIS doors, find themselves in a twilight zone-ish predicament. outside the TARDIS, the stumble across giants dead insects and it doesnt take long to realize that they are an inch tall. while looking for a way back to the TARDIS, ian and barb are separated from the doc and susan. meanwhile, we see whats going on in the real world. apparently, the time travellers are in a garden of a government official who has just rejected the approval of use of a toxic pesticide. the industrialist (a very young RK MAROON!!) doesnt like this and kills him, to push through the legislation to use his product.the doctor sees that this chemical is lethal,it being in the garden and now must race back to the safety of the TARDIS because susan touched a seed dousedin the pesticide. only growing back to her normal size will make the symptoms subside.in the end, they make it back, barely, and foil the industrialist by lighting the fuse of a bomb he had in his pocket (dont ask!), blowing up in his face.back on the TARDIS, the travellers revert back to normal size as they travel to their next adventure.this was a nice little diversion,with no real stakes involved..it did remind me of honey i shrunk the kids and the sets looked on par for the twilight zone..there were some cool enlarged bugs and seeing a young RK MAROON was weird..i can tell that guys voice from anywhere.NEXT: THE AMBASSADORS OF DEATH
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But wouldn't the police ask for identification anyway if they are pulling you over or stopping you?
Does the Arizona law stipulate they can ask for ID based on the presumption of being here illegally, WITHOUT having done anything wrong to begin with?
Car gets pulled over for speeding and police asks for ID. Right there if you are legal or illegal you'll get found out, so in this situation it's alright.
Under Arizona law, police can see you across the street eating ice cream, minding your own business, and if they THINK you are illegal, can ask for your ID? -
http://tinyurl.com/286knqt
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merely on suspicion of being an illegal immigrant.
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of committing a crime such as drunken driving or assault or even the most minor things, they should face consequences regardless of their immigrant status.
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Why is the 'nuke the fridge' bit from Kingdom such a hurdle for soooo many, but the 'life raft parachute/bobsled' from Temple okay? I JUST DON'T GET IT.
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Nuking the fridge did not bother me for the exact example you cited.
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there are sooooo many hispanics in Arizona they couldn't even start to go "this one is and this one isn't".Also...and this is the dick in me talking. Mexico has been right under us for-fucking-ever. Trying to get in here post 9/11 is retarded. Nothing against Mexico but I see it as straight procrastination. Juan was like, "I'll go next year. I'll go next year." Two towers gone. Sorry buddy. You're late to the party.I'm an ass. I know. But the day of the huddled masses is in it's autumn.
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I dunno, Mac. I think it's at its dawn, especially if you insert "bloodthirsty and fed-up" between "the" and "huddled."
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on suspicion of being drunk, on drugs, looking mischievious, and ask for ID.
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Mixed metaphor FTW, Col.
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the fridge thing was fun. People hate fun.
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whole DAYSIDERS thing in one document, so I can post at the Shelter? I stopped after part 2 because I was jumping around Spoilers
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But cops just shouldn't be allowed to go up to anybody and ask for identification if there's no suspicion of an actual crime other than one of identity. All you need is one cop having a bad day looking to bust some wetbacks and he spies some swarthy gentleman in workclothes hanging out sipping a soda outside a convenience store. "Hey, Paco. ID please?" "No ID. No ... no English." "Then you're coming with me." Next thing you know the cop starts roughing up him by slamming him around a bit before taking him to the station. Only it turns out the guy is indeed an immigrant, but he's here legally. But guess what? Since he didn't have his immigration papers on him, he's breaking the law. Last I checked, you don't need to have ID on you unless you're operating a vehicle. It's bad enough there's racial profiling as it is. If this law ever goes into effect, it'll be open season on Hispanic-looking housemaids, farmers and landscapers down in Arizona.
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had a problem....but so many do. I mean there is a 'light-based' spring trap in Raiders, the raft in Temple, and Indy getting every bit of his personal inspiration over the course of about 15 minutes in Crusade. But surviving a nuke in a fridge is 'too much'. Just a curious little fanboy bit of insanity.
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I mean the "Send US...." part. Not that there aren't people who need help. Lets be honest. Mexico isn't exactly at the top of the list of people that need our help.I sound heartless I know but we had this discussion a while back(sort of). Persecution and hardship are almost a right of passage getting into this country. Slavery, native americans, the chinese ( and the railroad), the Irish, Italians banded together in the mob due to fucked up treatment. Hispanics aren't the first people to have it rough. Plus they can fucking walk in. Everyone else had to puke their guts out over sea sickness. Eh...I'm getting silly but....Hey I wish everyone happiness and the American dream and the opportunity. Get your name on the book and your taxes in the bucket with mine and your fine with me. Viva la Meh-he-co.
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amount to just about every social injustice ever perpetrated on a group in this country. It's easy to romanticize the suffering of our forebears from our vantage point in time, but I wonder how many slaves and Cherokees on the trail of tears would react to someone describing their plights as mere rites of passage to assimilation into American culture.
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Jul 28, 2010 4:39:34 PM CDT
But again, Mac, we seem to agree on the general premise.
by colonelfatheart
Fix the immigration system. I want these fuckers paying taxes, too.
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with you at all. But from a strictly logical point of view, there just isn't enough to go around. This isn't the land of plenty it once was. The "rite of passage" statement is just to illustrate that this is nothing new. Hell it is as old as this country. Unfortunately. We lost this fight with the passing of the Patriot Act 10 years ago.
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Fuck the Patriot Act.
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People stacked on top of each other, everyone living in cities with mass transit, scooters, bicycles. Gas $6 per gallon. All we as Americans have to do is look at China and Europe and we can see our future in front of us.My question is what will we call our currency when it is all gathered together like the Euro? The DolPesooney? Dollar+Peso+Looney.What is Brazil's currency? I'm sure they will be in there. We're fucked. The shit is Rolling down hill. Canada is at the top and Mexico is at the bottom. We are riding the shit wave to Fucked town.
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these militia groups are fucking nutty but I'll tell ya...not a day goes by that I don't kick myself for not studying up on survival skills, and hunting and forging.Shit. You better believe that The Colony (season 2 started last night)and Man vs. Wild aren't all on my DVR.My family has never owned a gun. Last week my dad told me we all need to go get pistol permits before we aren't allowed to anymore.Hell in a hand basket buddy. Hell in a hand basket.
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our determination, our grit. Oh, and ammunition, guns, gunpowder and food.
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a mere 14 seconds between synchronized thought process.
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stay off my lawn. And you don't need a permit for a hunting rifle.
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But the difference is, I'm looking forward to it. I'm just fucking bored and bummed with the way things are now. Give me some good old-fashioned survival of the fittest.
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Disillusioned, disaffected, dissed and pissed off.
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Ted? What kind of a nihilist are you?
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I've always joked that I'm a moderate nihilist. But it's pretty much true at this point. Colonel, I'm so far ahead of you it isn't even funny.
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It still baffles me that we have know all of this fucked shit in the country but have essentially no ability to change it for the better.Yesterday i was actually proud top see a bunch of physically challenged people literally camped out in front of our city hall demanding to talk to a Congress person about the state of their medical benefits.The legislature had been signed but, People IN FUCKING WHEELCHAIRS were standing up for themselves.
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"We take the fucking money."
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I have been saving all of the Daysiders to a file so I will have it in it's entirety for the Shelter when it is done.
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but we must join forces to defeat MJ's minions.
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of national socialism, dude; at least it's an ethos.
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...of the closet and bonded over nuked fridge love...it was most cathartic. Most (like me) still don't like the movie much, but I thought the nuclear village scene was the best part of the damn thing.
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The raft always seemed at least plausible to me. The fridge, however, not AT ALL. Impact woulda killed him. That said, Temple of Doom is my favorite (and one of my all-time favorites), so I'm biased.
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just chalk Indy's super-durability to having sipped from the grail. I get a NO-PRIZE! 50 geek points to anyone who knows what that is.
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as Tim would say.
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salt, lime gummy bears and broken dreams.
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Whaddya need that for Dude?
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Well Dude, I can see you don't want to be cheered up. C'mon Donnie, let's go get a lane.
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My dirty undies.
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shutthefuckupDonny
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What the fuck you talkin bout man?
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Obviously, you aren't a golfer.
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*BONK*
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He's a good man Jeffrey. And thorough.
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I take it from you, shove it up your ass, and pull the trigger til it go cleek.
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This movie is even more excellent on lsd, by the way.
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Hahaha! Good one Jefe.
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and good rip on Lindleof taking FOR-FUCKING-EVER on Ultimate Hulk/Wolverine. If'n you can't make a damn COMIC deadline, don't come piss in the pool. Mmmmm'kay? That means you too Kevin Smith.
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God, what a waste of time and money that mini-series was. The last three issues were basically retelling the first three issues. Brilliant plotting! [Slaps forehead]
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I just tried watching that Planet of Giants old Doctor Who... I couldn't make it through 5 minutes. I'm actually going to go watch clips of NuWho just to cleanse my brain. It's a testament to the strength of this character that it made it through all these years. I get that, of course, back then, special effects were- well, not so special- but WOW. And that old-timey acting sends me through the roof. I got to go watch some Tom Baker or something.
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but I know it took forever. You remember the days when guys like Claremont/Byrne and Wolfman/Perez were putting out QUALITY stuff EVERY FUCKING MONTH? I do. There's great stuff out there, but these days it's almost not even worth dealing with monthlies. Hell, I've even given up monthlies. Trades for me now. Planetary was the last book I HAD TO HAVE each individual issue. And Planetary was worth it.
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How's everybody's favorite warrior-woman of the wasteland tonight?
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Actually, my tummy's not feelin a hunert percent, truth be told. Weirdly, I'm craving Thai red curry for dinner though. If Flick wasn't feelin' a little off too, I'd worry that L'il Ess was going to become L'il Ess #1.
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Sadly, I somehow missed some issues in the middle. But yeah, my comics reading has dropped sharply in the last few months. I think it's one of the reasons I've been so bummed lately. Gotta find something to fill that hole in my life. Maybe rock climbing...
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Hope you guys feel better soon.
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...My feet have been wet for the last eight hours.
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Serious downpour. I've been walking around in damp socks and juicy shoes all damn day. Can't wait to see what they look like when I get home.
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AND you're in a/c all day... so it's cold wet feet. Your toes are going to look like little white prunes. Flick says watch out for trenchfoot. Ew.
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and Ted, wet tootsies at work do indeed suck. I haven't bought any comics regularly lately either. I'm really missing Hellboy, Walking Dead, Fables, and Invincible. I had a buddy at work that was keeping me up-to-date, but then AT&T had to FUCK UP OUR LIVES and lay us off. So now, behind schedule & little money to get caught back up. Maybe someday. By the way, did you read 'A God Somewhere'? REALLY GOOD.
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Thank you Birmingham Library! It was sweet like MAJOR BOOBAGE! After all the gushing it got, I was thinking I'd be let down, but nope. It WAS that good.
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I always put that moisture-absorbing powder in my shoes before I leave the house. DID NOT WORK TODAY.
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Or 100 Bullets, tho I've heard good things. Is 'A God Somewhere' an original graphic novel?
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Written by John Arcudi, art by Peter Snejbjerg. A really interesting riff on the whole 'what if some dude got superman-like powers' motif. Lots of jaw-dropping, disturbing imagery. Kinda what I was hopin Supreme Power would have been before Marvel had to fuck that duck. GAAAAAAAH! That STILL pisses me off.
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Turns out I can order it thru my job and get a 35% discount on it. Twenty five bucks for a paperback is a bit steep, innit? Sounds pretty cool tho.
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but as it's the first comic-thingy I've bought in MONTHS, thought I'd splurge a little. I'd heard nothing but praise, so what the hell? As Jack Burton would say. And I'm a reading fool anyway. I love books. Books, books, books. Pictures or text, I love books.
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I am REALLY glad they got out of the habit of putting the star's face up there in the beginning. Did you get a load of the WINKING one? OMG. YIKES.
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Night all!
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I'm still hanging tough. It never ceases to amaze me how much bile gets spewed on 'cool' stuff here on aintitcoolnews. I mean, Suckerpunch looks coool, but there's folks bitchin' about that. Ridley's going back to Alien, folks bitchin' about that. Yogi Bear is comin' out later this year, folks bitchin' about...ah, fuck that one. What happened to anticipation? Letting cool be cool? I weep for geekdom. Really. From my eye-holes.
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This place is dead anyway...
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http://tinyurl.com/28trs3h
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http://secretlyhateyou.com/blog/?p=160
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...good stuff. Thanks for the recommendation, 'Moose.
The Eno music was familiar...I was sure I'd heard it in another movie. I was convinced it was in SUNSHINE, but it turned out to be 28 DAYS LATER. I got the lead and director right. -
...I KISS THE SWEET GROUND!
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...I just refreshed one last time before turning off the 'puter...you shaved it down to 20 seconds this time!
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I tried to get home sooner...
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...so we had Cheeses on our minds.
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Geeksploogion! Blzrrrzzzp!
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...if you factor for the slow activity in the last few hours, that was practically a Simupost.
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But soon they must slumber. Anyway..... Guillermo! Lovecraft! Cthulhu loves you! In a sammich! Cameron producing! Big budget, 3D Lovecraft by Guillermo! Just...just....derrrrrrrrrrp.
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...nonsense.
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I'd have a living will stating to keep my ass plugged in!
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could ever THINK about hatin' on this is beyond me. GDT has more imagination in his toenail clippings than most mortal humans. And with THE CAMERON
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I was actually turned on to that movie by MY PARENTS...They had seen it on hbo or something and literally forced us to watch it when we were visiting...Only time that's ever happened, and it was pure comedy gold...
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could ever THINK about hatin' on this is beyond me. GDT has more imagination in his toenail clippings than most mortal humans. And with THE CAMERON producing, hopefully he can finally show what he's REALLY capable of. I mean, Pan's was done for a pittance by Hollywood standards. And it was...well, you KNOW what it was.
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Jul 28, 2010 11:15:27 PM CDT
My initial reaction to Guillermo doing Haunted House was a joke.
by anonymoose
I'm sure he'll do great.
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my mom sat there and laughed all the way thru Alvin & the Chipmunks last week. True story. My soul died a little that night. In her defense, she did indulge pretty much any geek movie desire we had growing up. Then again, that was the age of Harrison Ford.
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and just 5 minutes ago I got done watching SUNSHINE. I give it a 4/5 for kicking my ass! A little suspension of disbelief towards the end (or open to artistic license) but a great sci-fi thriller that says "hey, people can still make great sci-fi these days!"
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...I rented it at the urging of a college friend.
My dad is cool, but his reaction?
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...check out WHEN WE LEFT EARTH on Netflix Instant Watch.
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...at the end.
It was the very first movie we finally saw after life settled down a little after DD was born and she started sleeping through half the night.
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that mankind is insignificant in the grand scheme of things.
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a movie person. But even he cracked a smile during the Huggies chase. That, my friends, is a WIN for the Coens.
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kinda how my parents might react in the same situation.
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...A SPACE ODYSSEY. Yeah, great shots and all, but it's slow, and boring, and has no great characters or dialogue...it has all the drawbacks of a documentary but with the fatal disadvantage of not being real.
All the feelings I'm supposed to get from 2001, I got from FOR ALL MANKIND...because the whole time I'm thinking..."holy shit! These are real people...this is real!".
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convenience store nerd pulling out a massive revolver. Grocery store clerk pulling out a shotgun. Police officers blasting away in a residential area zooming at 80 miles per hour.
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Jul 28, 2010 11:29:30 PM CDT
I wonder if these kids now look back on their lives and groan.
by anonymoose
http://tinyurl.com/2ulpfqr
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as yourself concering 2001. I like the concept of finding the monoliths, and the idea of first contact, but it was too abstract.
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we always watched TV with the lights out to recreate the theater experience he liked so much, but he only liked war movies and westerns and a occasional comedy... Despite his love of theater viewing, Star Wars in '77 was the last time he was in a movie theater...He was always a patient man...he knew it would be in HIS theater soon enough...
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never made it all the way thru 2001 in a single sitting. I'm not even sure I've seen the entire movie. But I've seen Hysterical. Anybody know that one? "What difference does it make?"
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...in WHEN WE LEFT EARTH, but it doesn't have the editing and music of FOR ALL MANKIND.
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Jul 28, 2010 11:39:56 PM CDT
Hate to admit, but, I'm in the same camp about 2001...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
a much more exciting story could have been told in half the time with everything Clarke and Kubrik threw in...Worse confession...I'm not a big fan of Kubrik at all...I'm pretty pedestrian...
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...it feels good to be in good company.
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The obelisk is the exact same dimensions as a movie screen. The only time it turns the same direction as the screen (horizontal) begins the acid trip warp or whatever happens inside the obelisk that is "Full of Stars..."...Lot's of other crazy shit, too...
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...ALL MANKIND I was struck by the fact that I know next to nothing about how all of that was accomplished. I loved it just the way it is, but at the same time I was craving some commentary and details...
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LONG before we knew what that was...But, it was pretty boring...
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...with all this moon landing talk going on...
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intrigued with stargazing. We found the big dipper, and (last winter) we found Orion. I told her we'd make a booklet and write down all the constellations we find. I also got out my telescope and the moon looked great. And we got a constellation book from the library.
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I probably watched Yor about 800 times when I was an adolescent. Yor's world! He's their maaaan! Also: Ator, The Dungeonmaster, Beastmaster (but c'mon...Beastmaster RULES), and Metalstorm: the Destruction of Jared Syn.
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Blows my mind every time I'm on the back patio looking up.
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because of Orion Pictures. Movies make smartness!
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Bravo!
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I can see the stars. Not as well as I used to...but what are ya gonna do? Genocide?
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Jul 28, 2010 11:52:35 PM CDT
Flick, Ya'll can watch all that science fakery ya'll want...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Don't need me pissin' on cherished Inceptions...
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...commentaries. One in particular is by a physicist from Cambridge who consulted on the movie. Great details and facts about what is accurate science (most of it), artistic license, etc... Highly recommended.
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...once you get past the basic premise. Still, the physicist guy obviously loves the movie, and it's cool to hear him talk about it.
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...Blanket Arm Batpeople!
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is the tits in my book. Also, if anyone here be MST3K fans, Cave Dwellers was the sequel to Ator. How much keef is in this movie? MILES O'Keef!
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starts out as a sort of prehistoric cave-man/barbarian thing. THEN...wait for it...the second half finds them getting to an island that's all robots and lasers and maniacal overlords. All will a budget of about tree-fitty. It's indescribably cheesarific. Not even a B-movie. More of an H- or I-movie.
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because during the movie I was thinking that a lot of thought must have gone into the science of the movie, because it seemed grounded (from what I remember of the sciences). It's nice to hear they had a physicist helping out. I might have to check out the commentatries before I take it back.
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Wasn't that a staple of HBO back in the day? I don't think I've caught all of it yet.
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there are dudes in cave-man pelts SHOOTING LASERS at robots and shit. It's real. It's out there. It's coming for YOU.
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at the library. I'm picking that up Saturday..... AFTER INCEPTION
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oh, I can picture it...and it is good.
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Thank you brotha! Yor, the Hunter From the Future! Yor, who used a dead pteradactyl as a hang-glider! Yoooooooor!
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Yor was played by the same doofus from Space Mutiny. One of my all-time favorite MST3K epis.
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Here's hoping your mind gets blown on Saturday...
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also in The Sword and the Sorceror
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Eh? Eh? Get it??? haha.
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Jul 29, 2010 12:16:00 AM CDT
...off to bed again, after Cheeses kept me up another hour...
by flickapoo
...yet again with his charms.
Here's to [raises glass] cherished Inceptions. I've lost a lot along the way, but I'm holding tight to the ones I've got left. -
still cracks me up. I love when it goes to black and white documentary style discussion into her life of hip hop.
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you are in good hands with
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I'm going to bed too.
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as my totem. Don't touch it!
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and I saw that in the theater, believe it or not...Nobody was fond of it when it came out...but, it does age well...Also, Krull...
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if bad things happen to people who touch it, you are definitely in Marcia's dream...
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THAT would be a movie in need of a remake. The Glaive...the Widow of the Web...Firemares. And our first taste of Liam Neeson! I still have a soft spot for Krull. Those dudes whose brains came out when they died....were they Reavers? Something like that.
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that would be Excalibur. Krull was later.
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I just remember it was CRAZY...All those movies would make a great marathon...
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Jul 29, 2010 12:33:22 AM CDT
No, you got it right...Excalibur had Captain Picard...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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Those dudes were bad-ass. One end for shootin', the other for swordplay. And squeely brain-popping death!
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Jul 29, 2010 12:34:35 AM CDT
And a guy fucking a chick...while still in a suit of armor...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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I cheated and IMDB'd that shit. But yeah, Picard was in it, Gabriel Byrne, and an uber-hot Helen Mirren.
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doth protest too much. The Chafening!
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Wow...weed makes you forget the damndest things...
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that's why I go to imdb. But it's CRAZY some of the shit you NEVER forget. Liam had that crazy bushy beard as Gawain. In Krull he was the bandit with a wife in every town. I only know this 'cause I try to watch Krull every couple of years or so. Lots of cool conceptsin Krull. I wanted a Glaive almost as bad as I wanted a lightsaber.
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Daughter has one (not exactly but scary none the less) but it is hard to pop all the blades and even harder to pop them back in without slicing your fingers...
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I gotta recharge the bat'ries. Watch out for laser-totin' cavemen.
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Lucky devil. Don't piss her off.
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Don't forget to check yer totem...Alice will be making sure...
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Jul 29, 2010 7:39:18 AM CDT
I don't think I can tell people they're "wrong," re: 2001.
by colonelfatheart
I gave up that battle a long time ago. Shit, I'm not even sure it was a battle beyond the zealous, AsimovLives-esque offense I'd take at someone calling it "boring" or "slow." It's a movie you connect to or you don't. I did, and it took a while for me to do so, which is rewarding because it felt like both Kubrick and I put a lot of work into reaching that deep, archetypal understanding. All I can do is hopefully show people why it makes such an impact on me, why it shakes me. Perhaps this helps: http://tinyurl.com/27v4std
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Jul 29, 2010 7:44:28 AM CDT
I will say I'm glad 2001 doesn't have a "compelling" plot.
by colonelfatheart
Its structure is as old as narrative itself. The hero's journey, the quest, etc. Except the hero in this case isn't a specific man or woman, it's mankind itself. The story needs to be simple in order to allow you to ponder what's going on. Expecting narrative urgency from 2001 is like thinking you can take in all of the MoMA in 25 minutes.
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didn't care for the taste and it took forever for the waiter to bring me my meal. nice decor though, and the ambiance was enjoyable. I had a great deal of respect for the chef so I gave him the benefit of the doubt.
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actually lends more romantic weight to proceedings. For all of the balletic grace of the machines' and men's movements in zero gravity, the slowness of it all is a clear example of the struggle behind years and years of still-developing technology designed to take us into environments not meant for us. Conquering shit is glorious and it's hard. I believe one of Kubrick's points is that space exploration, the fact that we as a species achieved it at all, makes us somewhat worthy of the proverbial "next step." Now, as he makes clear in the apes scene, the last time we took that step unlocked our murderous potential as well as our scientific/creative side. So when we see the Star Child at the end, it hits at something wondrous as well as something existentially threatening. This child may lead us to new glories, or it may lead us to the ultimate doom.
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If anyone decides to watch it again, try to look at the apes scene as a retelling of The Fall of Man (Kubrickian Irony Alert! The sequence is called The Dawn of Man.), with the monolith starring as the Tree of Knowledge.
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worked 12.5 hours yesterday, commuted for another 2 hours and only got about 5 hours of sleep. But that's what the Pedalback is about. Praise .
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At the beach house and heard waves crashing all night. Glory. Margaritas
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Ha! Pudenda sleeping bag.
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I remember a gallery somewhere screened Hitchcock's PSYCHO in ultra slow motion. So every individual frame of film became a static artwork for a few minutes.
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Flickapoo, any relation to this DrPoo fella that's been posting in the Thor thread?
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I saw that, incidentally, at MoMA. Well, not the whole thing, but I caught several frames. Crazy shit. The artist did another movie-themed installation that featured THE EXORCIST and THE SONG OF BERNADETTE double exposed and playing concurrently on the same screen, with one movie's images and soundtrack often taking prominence over the other.
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See y'all in a bit.
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...a I was saying, I shouldn't have called 2001 boring. It would be more accurate to say that if I'm honest, I was sort of bored. I was in my most intense (self imposed) elitist/young genius in the making phase at the time, so I was horrified at myself and considered my lack of interest a major character flaw.
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Jul 29, 2010 9:01:20 AM CDT
...no relation, Cobra. I've noticed a lot of flick and poo...
by flickapoo
...related handles lately. I can't imagine they're imitators, so it must be a coincidence.
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Flicka, thats good to know. Between you and I i'm not sure this other Poo fella is even a real Dr.
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Col, it was called 24hr PSYCHO?
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Installation. Why the fuck are these modern art thingamagigs called 'installations'.
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...it seems to me they'd be better described as high concept interior design.
So, for the vestibule, I want to spray paint the walls a fleshy pink. A single bare, sperm shaped light-bulb hand-blown in Murano hanging from exposed copper wire will illuminate the room, with a 2 ft. high pile of my own shaved pubes directly under it. Among other things, it's a comment on the intense, but transient nature of the human sexual act...and its ultimate emptiness.
Uh, but where are my clients supposed to sit while they wait?
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although some these artists should probably be shot up with Thorazine and put in a padded room.
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like Flick said the shit "high concept interior design" and sounds like it is video display for the most part(this one in particular anyway). Most art would be "on display" or "shown". Not all that much involved in hanging it on the wall(not to take away from some of the creative ways people choose to display their art). A video project like 24hr PSYCHO sounds like a bit of a project to set up and show. I used to do home theater "installation". Wires, projectors. Fancy way of saying, "I gotta plug this shit into the right holes."
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cause housewives who are home right now need to know everything is going to be ok.As if a stay at home mom who has time to sit around watching this shit doesn't already know that she is gonna be alright.
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I like the one with the concrete and re-bar. I like industrial work like that, or stuff that looks like it was clawed onto the canvas/surface by a mental patient.
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is better than coffee this morning. GDT using CamTech to bring to life the City of the Old Ones? To echo Fuzzy, I envy the shit out of Future Colon-El because Future Col. has seen this 20 times already.
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So, are you the one Sarah flings around like a sack of potatoes in photo ops?
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THE_CHOPPAH pops in here every now and again but I wouldn't say he hangs out here.He is desperate for attention so he seems to hit all over skeeting his useless opinions in any and all TB's hoping that someone will respond in any fashion. Good or bad.I'm sure now that you have mentioned him he will come staggering in here cover in drool and piss struggling to string a sentence together.
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There are a few of us. Not a bad gig.
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asking about Choppah's question to sly...in video format!
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I've been trying to find a new handle for some time. I tried a few others out but they didn't stick. I'm gonna try this one out for awhile and see if I like it.
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Who had you guys? Bristol or Sarah?
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are you saying you fill in for Choppah on the weekend? Cause you seem rather lucid and sane. You listen,respond,are coherent.
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Oh, I could tell you stories that would curl your pudendum, but I'd risk losing my job.
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...but I could be wrong.
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I like Choppy and SPF and ScarJo. They amuse me with a shelf life that doesn't last much longer than sliced apple in the sun.
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anybody besides me fortunate enought to see the Thor footage before it got snatched down? Pretty cool looking. 'Specially the Destroyer. Asgard was pretty sharp. Little Agent Coulson, Thor tossing SHIELD agents around like ragdolls. I liked it. Yep last nite was great between Mountains and Thor...
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just wanted to pop in for a minute before getting some things done. Back later.
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That used tampon is a tiresome bore. And the movie looks like crap warmed over too.
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http://io9.com/5599251/
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that's how I saw it.
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Thanks Triggie!
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I got a busy day ahead, too. Might as well cut out now. Later, Peebs.
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Vaya con .
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i gotta say...It hurt my opinion of it. I was on the fence and now I'm teetering to the worse.
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You wanted it. You got it. Thanks.
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Access Hollywood.Sly said we are hearing one side of the tapes. A man doesn't just wake up and erupt. We don't know what goes on behind closed doors(and I believe he said)and between the sheets.
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...inside you at the same time?
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Jul 29, 2010 12:18:25 PM CDT
At least I don't copy and paste other people's posts
by trigpalinsbodydouble
Stealing people's posts an pawning them off as your own. That's amateur hour at its finest! You should go back to Troll school.
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with your genitals? Piss of little boy. Dora the Explorer will be on soon enough.
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Gotta give that one to the choppah.
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Call me when you get you MFA. Masters of Fine Assholery!
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...piggyback off my posts. I don't have any anxiety about my performance. I'm in it for the beauty and elegance.
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That $hit aint cool!
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...in fact, from now on I think I'll call him InSirMountable.
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you can head to Choppah?
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"Stealing people's posts an pawning them off as your own. That's amateur hour at its finest!"Look who's talking dickhead, you are the one stealing posts and reposting as yours....you really think you have some sort of significance in the world don't you? The fact that you come on here and troll these TB's is proof of that.What a sad lonely little boy you must be to have to get attention from strangers....go clean your room , mommy's tit is waiting for you, it might taste funny though since i just shot my load on them, enjoy little boy!
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Jul 29, 2010 12:30:33 PM CDT
I'm just saying I find that name a tad offensive
by trigpalinsbodydouble
that's all
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hows that for "on the fly"BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Go rogue! Go rogue!
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Dumb ass, know what they mean, your use of pederast was totally wrong, but that's ok, I don't think they teach big words to elementary school kids.
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*bows* ty, ty
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That I am talking about him....again, can't blame him little boys don't have big boy brains.
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...Trig+Palin+rogue+rogueleader connection. I'd think you'd have plenty of time to catch up on current events while uh...schlepping Ahnold and friends from place to place.
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This delusional turd really believes the shit he says.....listen little boy, I know your mad because mommy was sucking my cock all night and all you can taste on her tits is my cum, but no reason to take it out on the good people here at AICN....now go clean your room like a good boy and maybe when mommy gets home after I am done fucking her all night you might get a treat....dried up cum on her tits....your favorite I bet.
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now we have casual visitors popping in to fuck with this moron.the house will be clean soon enough.rogue...here is a tip. Just lock the door when you leave. Thanks.
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Oh this turd won't be getting more attention from me, his minuscule brain can't handle too much harsh words, I am sure and If I upset him too much he will cry to mommy and she wont perform well for me tonight, so alas, although it is entertaining, no more dumb bullshit concerning this sad little boy. Crap like this is better left to sad little assholes like choppah, pathetic little boys who crave attention, be it negative or positive.
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That is up to your level of mentality, fisherprice.com or something like that? You contribute nothing except bullshit you dumb fuck, your a stupid troll who gets some kind of enjoyment out of acting like a fucking child. Go back to the basement you trolling puke.Done with your stupid worthless ass.
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...a hard time with your training-bra twitterspeak. I'll catch up with you later.
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Leave pussy boy and do the world a favor don't come back.
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watch out for choppahs.
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http://tinyurl.com/25zrbh2 Just had to drop in to post that.
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What an annoying fuck.
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Getting in between my posts. You ruined my continuity.
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Col, I really hope that Mel's Viking movie goes ahead anyway. Seems like a superb marriage of director and subject matter.
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Trig, you're like a Van Helsing of talkbackers - hunting down the Choppah!
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Cobes....Thank God you're here.It was horrifying. They just came in and trashed the place. They didn't even wipe their feet.
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Cobes....Thank God you're here.It was horrifying. They just came in and trashed the place. They didn't even wipe their feet.
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Len Wiseman - LEN WISEMAN - is going to remake TOTAL RECALL. LEN FUCKING WISEMAN!!!
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"Spinach? What the hell has spinach got to do with it? Hell no it wasn't no sailor! I told youse guys. First the little dude with a kinda retarded face (you know the kind, like maybe he's just thinkin' real hard, maybe he's pinchin' one off, or maybe the doctor had a real heavy hand and a crescent wrench for forceps) pops in, then this big dude, and I mean huge, big 'nuff for three or four fellas, starts whirling his arms around and tearin' the joint up like he's blendin' a margarita or sumpin. Then this other fella comes in, shits on the floor, smears it on the wall and all hell breaks loose. And now the big fella's moppin' up! Jesus Christ I never seen such a friggin' mess. N' I been in the business a long time let me tell youse. I ever tell you about the time I Frank Sina..."The large man with the mop inserted his maintenance utensil forcibly into the bartender's rambling gullet."NOBODY FINGAH'S THE_CHOPPAH!"
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You know me.
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I picked the right day to be scarce for a while. What the hell happened to this place? And Wiseman on Total Recall? Whu?
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eye witness testimony hahahahahah
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That is.
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I come here to escape this shit. Hell in a hand basket I tell ya.
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is he a gay porn star or THE_CHOPPAHs alias. One in the same I guess.
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Jul 29, 2010 3:54:51 PM CDT
I wouldn't mind seeing a real actor tackle Total Recall
by trigpalinsbodydouble
Those Arnold faces are great though.
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you slayed nothing. Now finish what you started.
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Rogue put the smack down on that punkass be-atch!
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Slay on Slayer.FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
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I think I detected tears in his posts.
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@ what this place's become.
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He always tapped the sign:"Wipe your feet before entering."Since he has been gone.....Lord of the Flies, and you bet believe someone is getting a boulder on the head.
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there's dickhead CHOPfundamentalist Christian CHOPbar maid CHOPnearly pleasant to talk to CHOPwhatever Troll technique is most fitting i guess.This looks like Christian CHOP.
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Afternoon Peebers....What happened to all the chairs?
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...splintering balsa-wood type they used in old Westerns.
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...Leo and Mel's Viking movie.
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And then total recall remake pops up. Hopefully this studio will be bankrupt before production starts.
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Maybe all these recordings coming out lately are just Method Mel getting into Viking character? "Don't be surprised if you get raped by a pack of Saxons..."
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Jul 29, 2010 4:45:13 PM CDT
Mel should really go balls to the wall with the Viking film.
by colonelfatheart
Fuck it. Go get Alexander Skarsgaard. Show those pansies at Marvel what a real bloodthirsty Viking looks like.
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another crack at the original PKD story. Not at all. Hell, I'm not even opposed to remake, even if the original is fucking perfect. It's just that Hollywood insists on hiring hacks for these jobs.
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After the success of inception.
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http://tinyurl.com/23dn26y
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the success of INCEPTION, won't embrace more intelligent fare per se, but rather more stuff about mindscapes, good or bad.
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Jul 29, 2010 4:58:09 PM CDT
Maybe we'll get a movie adaptation of Dream On...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
that 80's HBO show...I loved that show...
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with kicks and totems...
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...and Total Recall sucked the first time. So, maybe this time they can make a movie that doesn't look like the sets were bought at WalMart.
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I'm ... I'm ... speechless. There's nothing I can say to that.
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Jul 29, 2010 5:25:53 PM CDT
Cobb tells the team about their next Inception job…
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Cobb: "Okay, the mark is a guy named Kevin Costner…I don’t know who’s paying us to do this, but they were very specific about how the inception should unfold…Juno has created 3 dream levels, each crazier than the one above it…this is how it all goes down…Level one…Costner believes he is a Bodyguard for Whitney Huston and he gets to fuck her before Bobby Brown turned her into a crack ho…We convince him that to save Whitney he has to follow us to…Level two…where he is Robin Hood and Whitney is now Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and he has to trick Alan Rickman to join us in….Level 3 where he Dances with Wolves and fucks the President of the Battlestar Colonies while making a case in Court that JFK killed himself because he wasn’t a washed up baseball pitcher who got to fuck Tim Robbin’s girlfriend… and that is where we will inevitably implant the Inception for him to…get this…build a baseball Stadium in his Corn Field…You do not under any circumstances, I repeat, YOU DO NOT want to go into Costner’s Limbo…it can either be a nasty Waterworld or you’ll be a Postman in a post apocalyptic wasteland…"
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Is an unseen corpse?
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Cheeses, ha! nice post, any invocation of Costner is a good one.
Waitress, you only have a prob with TOTAL RECALL cos of the three-titted waitress - admit it, you felt threatened! -
Trig, you remain a mystery, but you seem okay. CHOPPAH on the other hand is just a troublemaker... will he ever learn?
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Jul 29, 2010 5:53:02 PM CDT
Cobb tells the team about their next Inception job…
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Cobb: "Okay, the mark is a guy named Jeff Bridges... don’t know who’s paying us to do this, but they were very specific about how the inception should unfold…Juno has created 3 dream levels, each crazier than the one above it…this is how it all goes down…Level one he is an aged Country Western Singer who has a nuclear powered heart and a suit of armor that lets him fly and play guitar at the same time…Level two he is a hippie bowler who say’s profound stuff and watches the Last Picture Show, before we convince him to drop to …Level 3 where he either IS a Starman, or he is K-Pax’s, another Starman, psychiatrist and they are inside a neon videogame with light cycles and there’s like a giant gorilla straddling the World Trade Center….This is where we incept him into believing he can be Rooster Cogburn in a remake of True Grit, …You’ll want to avoid his Limbo which is just an eternity standing outside Heaven’s Gate…
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How can they cut the power, man, they're animals! I'll save the last two bullets for us. Or maybe just for me, just in case.
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Right Arrow key five times.
7 key six times.
Enter key.
Enter key.
I've been doing that for six and a half hours. I got less than an hour's sleep last night. I'll take that bullet now, thanks. -
Jul 29, 2010 6:45:39 PM CDT
Cobb tells the team about their next Inception job…
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Cobb: "Okay, the mark is a guy named Dennis Quaid…I don’t know who’s paying us to do this, but they were very specific about how the inception should unfold…Juno has created 3 dream levels, each crazier than the one above it…this is how it all goes down…In Level one, we convince him that he’s one of us in the Dreamscaping business and that he has the Right Stuff to join us in Innerspace…which of course is…Level two where Dennis believes he is Doc Holliday with Great Balls of Fire in the Big Easy on the Day after Tomorrow… Level Three he gets all G.I. Joe with a dragon who sounds like Sean Connery while we plant the Inception that he is D.O.A.Aviod his Limbo which is a prehistoric world he shares with dinosaurs, Ringo Starr and Barbara Bach…On second thought, if you wind up there, send us a postcard…
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or, are you just OCD?
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Just something I gotta do for work. There's prolly an easier way to do what I'm trying to do, but Blue Beetle I ain't.
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From an old vendor that used to send us 20 boxes every week. And would throw just whatever into those boxes.
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That was fucked up before, damn trolls are so pesky, no industrial strength Raid to kill the stupid little pests!I'm not totally opposed to a Total Recall remake....but not with Wiseman at the helm...dude don't have the chops, not yet....Underworld was ok fun, but the sequel and Superman VI....ooops I mean Live Free or Die Hard was severely lacking to say the least...Darren Aronofsky should do it since he isn't doing Robocop.
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And sleepy..I can't handle vacation.
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he was saying HE was the CHOPPAH slayer and then was wishing you were here when he showed up again.I think he is in love with you. I kind of am too. I already tipped you for the services though.
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By the outpouring of affection, thank you fellas, it's nice to be appreciated...hehehehe. Choppah really is a sad little boy, we shouldn't really pick on him.....ahhh fuck it, sometimes it's fun to be mean to trolling little boys who have no life :)
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but, he's gonna need a LOT more than 3 levels...
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...for BEAVER especially.
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Three very fake looking tits is HARDLY enough to rile me up. Puh-leeze. I think my biggest problem with Totall Recall was the casting, i have to admit. Aside from Ahnold, everybody in that flick was B- or C-list grade. The whole movie just felt cheap and half-assed to me. I think most of you guys just cling to the memorable Ahnold lines and forget how not great it was.
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Don't worry, safe for work. http://tinyurl.com/ku5jg3
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Jul 29, 2010 9:07:18 PM CDT
Cobb tells the team about their next Inception job…
by cheeses_of_nazareth
This is a very special case…Mel Gibson’s mind is SO fractured there are already FOUR simultaneous versions of his first dream state about being a psycho cop paired up with Danny Glover and Joe Pesci and three versions of Level two where he’s a psycho ex-cop Mad Man in a post apocalyptic Australian outback…his rules are fast and loose in both of these states, so we should have no problem quickly getting him to the… Third level where he wears a kilt, paints his face and screams about Freedom like he has turrets syndrome while he wins a poker tournament with Jodie Foster and James Garner to Payback the Ransom so he can stay Forever Young…In the special 4th Level he is a Revolutionary War Patriot who battles an alien Conspiracy Theory to steal all our road Signs …Then we have to go to a FIFTH level where he spends a Year of Living Dangerously and flies an airplane full of heroin with Robert Downey Jr. to Jesus’s crucifixion to get a few lick licks in with the old cat o’ 9 tales…This is where we Incept him to believe that wild packs of Ni99ers are raping his girlfriend and Jews are responsible for all wars…also, to team up with Jodie ‘sugar tits’ Foster and a beaver hand puppet for a new movie…UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES enter Mel’s Limbo, or you will spend eternity as a Bird on a Wire in the Apocalypto ….
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I keep waking up at the ass-crack of dawn for some reason and I'm wiped. G'nite all.
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...how come no one ever says a "wild pack of Norwegians"? We were Vikings once...we were berserk.
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Tell Flick I got his Mel posted...
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they're small but feral creatures...
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unless you've seen a pack of Alabama trailer-harpies roaming the aisles of the Wall-Marts. With their feral young.... It...will...scar.
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White-trash cum buckets?
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Looking like a popped-open can of Pilsbury biscuits...just........SQUIGGY....
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Jul 30, 2010 12:13:09 AM CDT
Cobb tells the team about their next Inception job…
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Cobb: This one will be tough…I’m not gonna lie…The mark’s name is Tom Cruise…and he is certifiably crazy…His level one dreamstate has already been Incepted by Xenu, and his Church of Scientology …not much we can improve on there, so we get him to believe that, to clear his Thetans, he has to go to …Level Two…Unfortunately, there isn’t much we can do here either…In his own level 2, he’s a Legend, a Top Gun, With All The Right Moves who Taps Nicole Kidman With Eyes Wide Shut…A Rain Man sipping a Cocktail The Color of Money….Born on the Forth of July Far and Away beneath a Vanilla Sky…He is the Last Samurai who wields the Tropic Days of Thunder as Collateral in the War Of the Worlds who wears a Magnolia Blossom corsage… As Jerry McGuire, his Interview With the Vampire, a “Mission: Impossible” for the Firm who issues the Minority Report for a Few Good Men to kill Hitler in operation Valkyrie was like Knight and Day to Level One ….I don’t know how we’ll get him to level 3...I really don’t…Maybe we can recruit Oprah to make him jump up and down on her couch or maybe Induct him into kidnaping Katie Holmes…Any Ideas?
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Jul 30, 2010 12:22:30 AM CDT
I can't even begin to imagine Tom Cruise's Limbo...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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Spending eternity on Spring Break with Shelly Long WOULD qualify...
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I'm dropping to level 2 Dreamtime...
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"Oh please, Cobes."
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Cheeses, i'm very impressed by your 'alternate inceptions'. They would take most people a lot of creativity and research but i'm guessing it takes you about 90 seconds and a hearty swig of beer!
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Ted, I don't know what exactly you were doing with that database but I forgive you for not posting too much on here yesterday and I hope that particular trial of Sisyphus is over.
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Off tempo thrusting CHOPPAH?
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May have been B list casting other than Arnold, but Michael Ironside is awesomeness personified, B list or not! Too bad he got stuck in a thankless role in Terminator Salvation, even he couldn't save that movie.
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Cobra and D.Vader had infiltrated the San Diego Convention Center. Their cover was intact. It wasn’t easy. The slightest misstep could result in them being torn apart. They had been training for this day for months now. It was a mental exercise you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy.”ROLL OUT!” Cobra screamed randomly.D. Vader pushed through the crowd of Daysiders but reached a congested area and had to press through a group. “…brilliant film.” One of them said.”Photo realistic.” Said another.Vades probed his memory for the right response. “Game Changer.” He said and moved past the group.”Don’t wok da boat.” ToddlerPoo had advised. “Da twick to dis is to maintain da status quo. Don’t speak too intewigentwe and don’t have an owiginaow thought. Wegoogetate only what you have hewd othews say.”The restraint. The restraint required was enormous. It took total concentration. When someone looks you in the face and with all serious says, “Sam Worthington was cheated at the Oscars, between his work in Salvation and then Avatar and Clash..?...he is the most prolific actor of our generation. Marvel fucked up when they didn’t cast him as Captain America.” Cobra Kai screamed inside. Tremors crept through his arms. His muscles twitched. His knuckles ached for impact.D. Vader searched his feelings for the resence. The ower coursed through him and he could sense it in others. Like a diving rod to water, if Mac and Colon El where near by, he should be able to pick them up. He felt nothing though. Were they wasting their time here? The stress of that thought had to be pushed away. Concentration was key. “Knowing is half the battle!” He spouted, in an effort to control the physical urges he had, to break every head in the place open.Hall H was abuzz with some of the worst opinions in the history of discussed cinema. Weaker minded people would either fall in line or run screaming to the nearest insane asylum. It was day 3 of Comic Con and the two Pebrews were not sure how much longer they could last. Although unnoticeable to the Daysiders, Vades and Cobes could see the trembling in one another if they looked closely. It was best for them to stay a few steps away from each other. The lights on the dais popped on and the crowd of Daysiders went wild. Over the microphone a voice boomed.”CAN YOU DIG ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!?!”A figure dressed as The Humungus stomped onto the stage.”We are legion!” He announced. “Our geekdom rules the box office. Genre programming has infiltrated network programming with great success. Comics are available on i-pads. Looks like you fanboys have finally learned. WE HAVE WON!!”Vader found himself getting sick. He was doubled over in pain. The anti coming off this guy was crippling. No wonder he wasn’t picking up Mac or Colon EL. Cobes stepped over and grabbed his arm to hold him up. The crowd was so riled no one noticed the trouble Vades was having. Cobra help Vades move away from the stage.In the spotlight THE_CHOPPAH was crowning himself…..Cing of Comic Con.
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except Cing. that is right.
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Phonetically phantastic Mac!
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...I was hoping that's where this was going...but it still surprised me.
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Rogue, TERMINATOR SALVATION is kinda one of my guilty pleasures.
I know it's not a great film but I appreciate it just the same. It has some top notch set design and cinematography. Seamless fx, with lots of practical stuntwork and action that can be followed rather than the spastic editing common today. And the whole film has a nice sci-fi feel that seperates it from the first three flicks.
I think it gets more right than wrong... but what it does get wrong is the plotting which doesn't quite gel on first viewing. However if you're keen enough to watch it again (particularly the directors cut which offers some subtle improvements) you might be pleasantly suprised.
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he was talking about how great the chopper(no relation) scene was when the camera is in the cockpit and then out and then back in(i said cock+in+out+in...heeheehee).I watched the movie on the overnight shift but I was more interested in something else(probably this place)so it never won my attention. I'll have to give it another shot. It has AICN darling Anton Yelchin in it after all.
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Happy Birthday big guy!
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It's not as bad as I remember, but I try not to think of it as a terminator film cause it's fucks the whole continuity up..big time.
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I had a hunch that is what you meant when you thought you knew where the story was headed. Now I just have to figure out how to work in red onion gravy. hhmmmmmmmmmmm...*scratches head*
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is the whole 'robomance'. I mean...c'mon! These people have had YEARS of living with the threat of terminators infiltrating & killing them, but 'cause this one seems 'nice', this hard-ass freedom fighter 'loves him/it'? Uh.....no. Not for a second. I'll give McG props for his action choreagraphy & Anton Yelchin. And motor-nators are pretty cool.
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buenos dias.
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the lighting was FANTASTIC. Very professional.
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Library movie review: LAND OF THE LOST
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This should be the example they show in film school on how not to make a film, and the reason for not making film adaptations of tv shows. There is nothing redeeming here (except Anna Friel). I can usually handle some of Will Ferrell's jokey articulations, but 90% of his stuff in here falls flat, as well as Danny McBride's.
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Fuzzy, I think your point illustrates a misconception a lot of people had with T:S. The film didn't orientate the viewer very well about where they were in the timeline.
In fact the Terminators the resistance face in TS are not as advanced as the Arnie one from the very first TERMINATOR. They're big shambling lummoxes with mini guns - not infiltration units at all. So the arrival of Sam Worthington - who is actually a unique 'prototype' cyborg rather than a Terminator - would have been something the resistance fighters had never seen before (and they do say as much). Plus the girl who does 'fall for' Worthington does have reasonably well developed reasons for doing so.
Of course the Arnie Terminator is glimpsed at the end of the movie... but until then the resistance have only encountered cruder types.
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I haven't even seen that yet and I like dumb shit.Oh and good morning to you and you Fuzzman.
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And the facts of Reese’s young age and John Connor is just ‘a grunt’ both sort of hint that it is still early in the war. However, once his chest is cracked open and she SEES with her own eyes that he is a machine beneath, one would think that it would be akin to finding out that someone you had feelings for was, say, a sociopathic murderer. There’s NO WAY you could ever trust that thing again, much less bust its ass out of captivity. If nothing else, she should have wanted to be the person who gets the honor of putting him down, IMO
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are pretty damn high. Complete extiction of the human race. "But he SAVED me! From the BAD PEOPLES! And he seems so confused!"
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I'm loving it! "Game changer." haha
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then LAND OF THE LOST is right up your alley.
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she wasn't very fuckin' professional.
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does he get there by time travel?
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First, let me clarify...I did not HATE T:S, I just found it immensely disappointing, there were some good things about it, the action was decent, and Yelchin channeled his inner Michael Biehn quite well....that being said, I will explain some of my issues with it....Bale...to me he slept walked through this film, it's like as soon as he found out he was not the center of the film, he just phoned in his performance, I was stoked that Bale was gonna be Connor, then he was just flat.Terminators....almost the entire middle third of the film is devoid of them, yea they are there, but in a film with Terminator in the title, I expect to see them wall to wall the entire move, especially considering that this is the fucking WAR.Daytime....I quote Kyle Reese from T1..."you have to lay low during the day, but at night you can move around" so then why the fuck did most of this movie take place DURING THE FUCKING DAY????? The resistance had fucking jet fighters just flying around during the day....grrrrrrrKyle Reese...how in the name of zeus's butthole could Skynet have possibly known at that point in the timeline that Reese was Connor's father? They could not have so why did they specifically target him? Lame.The T-800....as cool as it was to see Arnold's young face almost seamlessly placed on Roland Kickinger's body, they even managed to botch the coolness of the scene, by having the T-800 toss everyone around...it's a fucking Terminator, it would have just grabbed him, snapped his neck, THEN thrown him. Terminators KILL, they don't play. They managed to take something really cool and just make it....kinda cool.I have the director's cut at home but have not gotten around to watching it, and I have heard that it does make the film better, but damn, why not just release that version then? If it was the better version of the film, that's what should have been released. Ok rant over.
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I leave for the beach for another week and the whole place goes CRAZY?!!
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if I remember (i may not) Worthington's character is contemporary in the Bale-verse. No time travel. It is set in the Skynet dystopia, post machine uprising.
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flail, slap, poke, mash, ENTER.
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I think LOL
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He was on death row in the pre-judgment day, signed his body over to science, was made a terminator. Where he stayed in storage until that one coincidental day that Conner & the resistance hit that one specific target; he gets 'activated' and THEN JUST HAPPENS to find his way to Connor's SPECIFIC group of fighters.....the string of coincidences in the film is staggering.
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Yes Fuzzy, the whole question of Worthington 'man or machine' could have been quite interesting and existential, but isn't handled particularly well. But I can answer some of Rogue's questions..
...Reeses line from the Orig "you have to lay low during the day, but at night you can move around" and the issue of jetfighters can both be explained by the timeline - again, this is *early* in the war. It is not the time shown in TERMI or TERMI 2, with the skulls, the plasma rifles and the near total domination of Skynet, T:S is set around 5 or 6 years earlier than that.
How could Skynet know about Reese? Easily obtainable info from Sarah Connors mental hospital case files perhaps.
The 'Throwminator' fight.. the T800 throws Bale and totally incapacitates him with a single throw. It goes in for the kill and then Worthington leaps up and protects him. The rest of the throwing (and there is a bit!) is done to Worthington - who's tough enough to take it!
Rogue, give the Directors Cut a chance. It fleshes the film out a bit plus adds some much needed blood and boobs. The reason they didn't release that version at the theater... quite simply, money. They watered the film down so the kids could buy tickets. Assholes. -
Sookie. I kid because I care.
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I will definitely give it a chance. Perhaps my attention was not focused and I just didn't pay attention and missed some things, maybe some things took me out of the film early on and I just didn't care...I think you may be a little too forgiving of the film, but you make valid points and I will revisit this film via the director's cut....I hope I do like it better because I so wanted to love T:S and didn't.
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I know dude, it's all good ;)BTW I hear that Sookie gets naked quite a lot in TB and that Anna has quite the body on her...is this the case? I have never seen TB.
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I instinctively disregarded the theatrical release. bless Cobes for hipping us to the directors cut. His passion is infectious.
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Rogue, T:S's biggest problem is that it *isnt* about the skulls, the plama rifles, and getting Reese into the time machine.
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hell yeah she gets naked and although it wasn't a nude scene...like 2 episodes ago she whips off her clothes and she looked like an Olympic gymnast. I wanted her to compete in the pommel horse event on my wang.
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"I wanted her to compete in the pommel horse event on my wang." hahahaha!
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Cobra....I agree, T:S should have ended with Reese getting into the time machine, that would have truly been orgasmic geek bliss! Like I said, the war stuff in T:S was pretty good, it just was not the war I, or I guess most of us, wanted to see.Mac....I gotta check that show out, besides the gratuitous female flesh, I just hear it is an over all good show, but damn to see Anna naked, that's almost reason enough to tune in.
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Anna Paquin is THE HOTNESS. Back to T:S...I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. And honestly, I firmly believe that if McG had a REALLY GOOD, TIGHT script fall in his lap, he could knock it out of the park. Script was T:S's biggest flaw. He can put together some really kinetic, cool set pieces.
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True Blood is a good ol' campy, southern gothic, blood and boobies, good vampire time of a show.
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Doubt McG will get the chance again, but I heard that T:S was envisioned as part one of a trilogy which might perhaps have taken us to the time machine moment. I don't know who even owns the rights to the franchise now...
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Lafayette is one of the most original characters on TV. A flamboyantly gay hustler/fry cook. Nelsan Ellis (already has)should win the Best supporting actor Emmy every year this show is on. FACT.
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I worked with a fine gentleman who recored/burned seasons 1 & 2 for me off of HBO, but I don't have that myownself. And of course our layoff WOULD coincide with the start of season 3. DAMN YOU AT&T!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!
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Anna Paquin is just ONE of NUMEROUS gorgeous women on that show. I WISH the south had that many lovely ladies per capita.
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Many a reliable geek recommends for TB, I must check it out now!
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Jul 30, 2010 11:02:32 AM CDT
people seem to be down on style, which McG has in spades
by macready452
Yes there is something to be said about "substance over style" but ignoring style or discounting it is ridiculous. Fuzzy is right. I think McG has the potential to hit homeruns. I also think he prolly bends to the will of the studio a little to easy. He needs to make a low budget hit and gain some credibility instead of skating by on music video cred and connections. imho.
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...They kept the Worthington is a Terminator twist a surprise and didn't idiotically put it in the advertisements. That coulda been pretty sweet.
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I mean, he's one of the forces that gave us Supernatural. And rogueleader...if you aren't a fan of that show, you need to give it a shot as well. It DOES at first seem like a bit of an X-files for the CW set, but once it starts building its mythology....it gets GOOD. And both Padalecki and Ackles really do GOOD FRIKKIN' WORK with a lot of the heavy stuff. I mean, stuff you wouldn't think those 2 handsome devils were capable of. Jensen Ackles should have been Captain America. He's really got some chops. Of course, I'm sure those guys have really developed a rapport over the years, but you can believe these dudes are brothers that love each other, get REALLY PISSED OFF at each other, and would do anything for the other. Good show.
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I thought the same thing the first time I laid eyes on that trailer. Way to spoil the biggest reveal you studio dicks. That would have been like revealing who the android is in any given Alien movie. DUHHHH!
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For one, McG definitely directs action better than the Rat. He can also be self-deprecating and isn't an arrogant prick like Ratner. He may have some dumb ideas for Terminator, but I'll take him over Ratner every day of the week.
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IMO, Is Tim Burton. That guy, when he first started, had a lot of both. Now, sadly, he is all style, no substance, he makes empty movies that look fantastic, but are totally disposable.Planet Of the Apes=Epic failCharlie And The Chocolate Factory=Epic failAlice in Wonderland=Have not seen it, but I do not have high hopes for it, what I hear from reliable sources is not good. I will see it, but I am not hopeful this will break Burton's string of creative failures. The last thing he did that I really enjoyed was Sleepy Hollow.The sad part is, this shit he does makes money, thus enabling him to continue to churn out crap. Good looking crap, but still crap. He needs to stop with the remake bullshit and do something that will re-spark his creative juices, which I think he still has.Lunch boys ttyl, i'll be back in a bit.....
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Supernatural is great. The first season gets by with the kick ass classic rock soundtrack(that tragically disappears in later seasons). Good series to get into on DVD. I found myself tearing through seasons as fast as I could. I'm in no hurry to see the last season and have it be over.True on the Ackles=Cap casting too Fuzzy. I thought that my-own-damn-self.
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has gotten stale.....wait, wait...he did kinda change it up for Planet of the Apes but when that tanked he went back to the goth-style money printer.
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right, Mac? I'm kinda worried about it, as Kripke will no longer be the showrunner. And the last season was just as good. A little depressing that the 'apocalypse' was sort of low-key, but that's what you get with a modest budget. But the storylines were just as good as usual.
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And immediately lost interest. Fucking terrible. Friel's boobs kept me going a little bit longer though.
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I didn't hate it, like I thought I would.
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but in the spirit of AICN: It fucking sucks! Piece of shit! I've pooped funnier turds! Will Farrel and Danny McBride suck my nerd-balls! THE SUCK!
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Infantile even. The kid of an idea a middle schooler writes in his trapper-keeper. He planned to have Skynet send terminator and hunter-killers into the modern day. Like today. And London. But before Judgment Day or something? And Christian Bale has to go back in time to warn everyone. Because apparently, Skynet wasn't winning the war enough in the future I guess. And McG thought it'd be cool to have modern warfare like machine guns and fighter jets against future tech. Bc that's somehow different from what we saw in Salvation I guess.
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I did hear that but I was confused about it cause Kripke(or as my brother and I call him..Krip-walk Kripke)wasn't involved. For some reason I though Sam and Dean weren't involved either so I lost interest. Really, as long as it is on in some way I will be watching. Unless it turns into shit.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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with you guys this morning; my frikkin laptop keeps dropping the wireless connection whenever I try to post. I put it down about half an hour ago, trying again. Mac--yeah, I'm willing to give it a chance (I'd love to see them go against some Lovecraftian shit, as they've pretty much played out christian mythology). Hell, maybe have any surviving gods come for them in retaliation for things Lucifer did (don't want to be too spoilery, just teasie). I hope it can maintain. Rogue--on Burton: I LOVE Big Fish. I'm prolly biased, as it's a Southern fairy tale and doesn't treat the south direspectfully (which I'm sure has more to do with the source material itself). And it's just so anti-Burton in it's optimistic tone. And that scene at the circus where Ed sets his eyes on Sandra for the first time...everything just stops...it gets me dude.
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man, there seems to be more and more insanity on the boards these days, doesn't it? It's almost not worth posting or reading a thread b/c of all the douche-baggery. Don't get me wrong, there's been some great trolling and baiting on these boards at times, but most of this latest bunch are more annoying than interesting.
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Troll escalation all over the place.
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Figures
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on the boards.
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popping in just as we're talking trolls.
I bet he's a fan of the pedalback, and likes to lurk.
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I do need to see Big Fish, I have heard good things about it, I am just so anti-Burton at the moment I can't stomach the thought of sitting thru anything after Sleepy Hollow, but on your recommend I will check it out....at some point, if I can free the TV up from kids shows and stupid movies that I am being subjected to on this summer school break...used to be on the weekends when my kids stayed with me, but now that my step son and step daughter are here (my step daughter lives with us, step son is just visiting)the TV is monopolized...I do step in and say "ok enough of this, if I see Icarly again I am gonna throw up" and put on my baseball games or movies or whatever, but god I cant wait for school to start....although we are watching Diary Of A Wimpy Kid this weekend and I'll admit I want to see it too....but will give Big Fish a chance.
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what have I wrought? Choppah, you are a force unto yourself. And getting a grooup of trolls to work together would be like nailing jell-o to a tree. By nature, they are all too special and superior to ever 'team-up.' You'd have better odds trying to convince someone who grew up on Star Wars that the prequels were good.
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Go watch disney or nick. Leave us.
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I like to think of them as 'charmingly masculine'.
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Wow it must have taken a lot out of him to come up with that, must be why he has not been here, too much thinking and his little head was hurting....I hope nap time was good.Did any of you guys see the Thor footage from Comic Con? Looks interesting, Thor is one of the Marvel characters I don't know much about so it will probably work for me, although it's way too early to tell, but so far what they have looks decent.
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Been here for a lil bit, got to the party kinda late, but having fun regardless....I was giving attention to the troll for a short time, but aside from an occasional comment, I am done wasting my time with such foolishness, feeding dumb ass lobotomized trolls is not why I come here....talking about movies, that's what it's about.
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I believe people are overreacting just a bit in the negative. I'm sure there will be plenty of Asgard, but that stuff will need the longest in post, I'm sure. They prolly showed all they could at this point in time. I got a good feeling about Thor. I hope it's good.
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I always feel a little guilty when I recommend something and the other doesn't like it. I logically know taste is subjective, blahdy-blah, but I still do.
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mower maintenance needed. Part's just come in. Later taters.
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No worries, if I hate it I won't hold grudges, I know when I am around people that have opinions I can trust, and there are people on here that I get that vibe from. I can tell from just general discussion and you guys in here give me good geek vibes LOL.
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It's one of the few comics I come close to holding sacred, I have really had no problems with the way they have radically changed a lot of things in comic book movies, but if they fuck up GL I will definitely be pissed. What I have seen so far, looks good, but it's way to early to tell, but it's showing promise.
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welcome aboard, and we hope you stick around and become a Pebrew. We try to keep the filth outta here, but sometimes, *cough*Choppah*cough* vermin slip in.
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that reminds me: i need a new mower blade.
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that doesn't surprise me.
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Rogue, not on facebook nor on twitter. Aicn is quite enough for me... don't want to mix my drinks!
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Rogue, were you born in '66 or does that have a diff significance?
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Cobra...Yes I was born in 66...I'm not on Twitter either, it's for morons with short attention spans. Just curious about the Facebook thing because I don't always know what TB's to find you gents in.ST...thank you much sir, I have been coming to AICN for some time, and have always had a lingering presence in the TB's, just more lately, it's hard to find good people on here lately, so it's nice to fall in with a good group.
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Rogue, well we named this old thing 'the pedalback' after the 10k thread it began in (Gary Oldman back pedals on Batman). However I don't know if you've ever posted on a 10k thread on aicn but they are SLOW... insanely slow.
So now we 'Bamf' from thread to thread once the count gets too high. Always leaving the node number up so the Peebers know where to go.
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And I'm on Facebook because my wife wanted me on there to "friend" me. I rarely post on it.
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Awesome, much thanks to you and the fellas here. Do you leave the node in a post? Glad to be a PB'er with you fellas.Where you gents from BTW?
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I kinda like Facebook, I don't post my every move on it, but I have been able to catch up with some people from my past and that's a good thing. I post stuff when I feel it's significant, some people do way too much..."sitting around eating crackers"...really? Who gives a shit? I know nobody I know wants to know that shit, and I don't care to tell people my every move.Anyways, I know it isn't for everyone, that's cool, to each his own.Twitter on the other hand....that's just stupid, I signed up for it and spent a few days messing with it until I realized what an utter waste it really is.
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I'm an inherently social person, and I like keeping in touch with various people, etc. And I really like to share links and get conversations going, sometimes contentious ones.
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Work, nice weather, etc.
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In fact Im getting off of work now, gotta get the kids, and try to have some fun tonight...hope to see you gents later, let me know where you will all be at!
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Just keep tabs in the most recent TB we frequent...you'll know when we move. we usually start our exodus between 1200 - 1400 posts.
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Dead at work, too. Any Pebrews happen to have the new iPhone?
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I have a 4+ yr old phone and no data plan.
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They say sometimes it's better not to meet your idols. Or to see the names behind the faces.
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Didn't sway me either way.
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Col, that's cool. Hopefully the shock will wear off in about 25 seconds.
FANOFSCOTTPILGRIMFAN just announced his retirement in the Alien thread. Even he has had enough of Scott Pilgrim - and the film aint even been released yet!
Never known a talkbacker to have such an opposite reaction to what they're trying to achieve. Hard to know whether that Scottpilgrimfan guy is for real, a paid stooge, or a confused troll.
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Anybody home?
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Today was sloooooooow, Cheeses.
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Keep fuckin' that totem.
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Weekends are always slow...and in the summertime, Friday's are part of the weekend!!!!
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These guys are animals Jack!
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Keeps referring to us as the fanboys.
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tinyurl.com/2ugebjehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StXaUzeU1eANote of caution: once seen, can't be unseen.
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and everybody shows up...Hi, Dave, D....
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Go see Inception and come back and talk about it!!!!
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Keeps referring to us as the fanboys.
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Jul 30, 2010 6:40:24 PM CDT
I didn't even know Inception even HAD a viral marketing campaign
by cheeses_of_nazareth
http://www.pasivdevice.org/
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Contrarian idiots have just about killed this place for me, guys. I mean, they're even starting to violate the sanctity of the PB. I really don't know if I can keep coming back here anymore. AICN has popped up one too many movie posters, methinks. Anybody know anywhere on the web where films are discussed by rational people (besides right here)?
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I'm in Myrtle Beach waiting on a table for 17, playing in the iPhone. Makes pedalbacking hard. Expect lots of typos and mistakes.
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It's just a phase. I've been here for 14 yrs and made many groups of friends and have seen many of those groups disband and move away. I'd hate to see that happen to the Pedalback.
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http://www.protectyourthoughts.com/
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Ass clowns like SPM and theCHOPPA who think its funny to post that something's cool and then immediately post that that same thing sucks. I have no patience for that shit. Ok, don't worry Vades, I couldn't give up the PB before, and I won't now. IT'S JUST SO FRUSTRATING!!
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Have read yet ANOTHER gushing Scott Pilgrim review. I love Wright, I love Sly...what to do? Guess I'll have a twofer that weekend. But to cleanse the palate after a bit of ultraviolence; or to reaffirm my manhood after a bit of whimsy?
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...[a 17 top?! Christ, that's my whole night, right there...this one table]
[Shhhh...this "Vader" guy, have you seen him? He looks EXACTLY like Eric Bana. He'll leave a good tip...I can feel it.]
[Eric who?]
[Bana...Eric Bana. He was in the HULK movie...]
[You mean that weasely guy?]
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What did you think about the Cruise Inception?
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Wasn't there a story up about del Toro doing AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS? Or have I gone MAD?!?
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it's off the main page, but still there under 'cool news'
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under 'nipple-hardening'.
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Jul 30, 2010 8:05:33 PM CDT
Madness IS Del Toro, Lovecraft and Cameron together.
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Jul 30, 2010 8:13:44 PM CDT
A Rain Man sipping a Cocktail The Color of Money...
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was my fave...
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There was a guy posting links to cthulutruthers and I thought maybe, just maybe, they yanked the whole thing on account of that. Wouldn't that have been awesome, tho? Awesome and frightening...
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...but I've never tried one. They always look like a headache in a glass to me.
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for words to convey! Y'know, Lovecraft practically made his entire career on writing about 'things that defy description'. What a great literary dodge! I mean, I love the H.P. (I had to track down about 5 books at 3 different library branches to read all his stuff); but he is definately more of a concept man than a detail man. Which goes a long way, 'cause I really dig the whole mythos.
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Vote Dave vote!!!
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Mmmmm...tart! YOU and the drink!
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Girl With the Dragon Tattoo yet? I wanna, but I thought I'd ask first. Haven't seen The Losers yet either. Thoughts? Intelligent thoughts? (Thought I'd be specific, so as to exclude Choppah)
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...of his stuff. It's remarkable that such a powerfully imaginative guy doesn't have one truly classic story.
I think far more people can tell you what "Lovecraftian" means, than can name a single Lovecraft story.
I can't think of many (or any) other authors who are quite as famous and unknown.
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I didn't even know that you could click on the 'Cool News' on the main page. That amuses me somewhat.
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Maybe even less than OK. Pleasant diversion, though. The Comedian guy should get more work, and Chris Evans is good, too.
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...solid to good things about it from intelligent people.
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Love his ideas, though. Hopefully GDT can inject some narrative juice into it. I think he can.
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But the name escapes me at the moment. His writing is so dry...
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Jul 30, 2010 8:33:19 PM CDT
...there is a storymaking ability that is almost completely...
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...separate from the ability to write. It's an interesting phenomenon. I don't know enough about him to know if Lovecraft is this sort of writer, but someone like the Victorian fantasy writer George MacDonald certainly was.
Some writers seem to have the ability to come up with brand new myths and fairy tales. They stick in your mind, and grow there...take on a life of their own. One day you go back and read them and realize they're good despite the writing. Maybe the writing isn't all that good, or maybe it's complete shit...
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The Horror that Came to Innsmouth...Dagon...Beyond the Wall of Sleep...Herbert West, Reanimator...Call of Cthulhu...The Strange Case of Charles Dexter Ward... That's just the pop-in-my-head ones. See...a Raiders-sized warehouse of useless knowledge.
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and I agree completely. I mean...honestly....The Lord of the Rings is in no way a thrilling read. But it's just sooooooo....special. Lovecraft definately fits the great concept/not-so-greatly skilled group. Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide & World War Z would fit. Both are carried (for me, at least) by the strength of concept more than the style. Then there are guys who just 'have it'. One of my favorite writers is Joe R Lansdale. He writes in such a way that it almost FEELS like some good ol' boy with the gift of gab telling you a frikkin' CORKER of a story on his front porch. That guy can make just about any subject fun. And he's a great concept guy too. I mean, 'The Drive-in' and 'The Drive-in 2: Not Just Another Sequel' are ca-RAY-zee. But his Hap and Leonard books are my favorites. Love Lansdale.
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They can be green.
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The Drive-in 2: Not Just Another of Them Sequels.
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...rarely even heard of any of these writers you love. How is that possible?
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...description of a meal...everything.
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in a clearance bin at a Books-a-Million about 10 years ago. It was a revelation. Had to track down/special order most of his books I've gotten. He's grown a bigger base over the last decade, and a lot of his books have new prints. He wrote the cool, sorta-supernatural Jonah Hex mini-series "Two-gun Mojo" and "Riders of the Worm and Such". Riders had some Lovecraftian nastiness in these burrowing monsters out west. He wrote the script for the Hex short on the new Batman: Under the Red Hood. Amazon carries most of his stuff. Worth checking out, 'cause he does a little of everything. OH YEAH! Bubba Ho-Tep is based on his short story of the same name! DERP!
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Jul 30, 2010 9:00:46 PM CDT
...I'm not against humor in a book, but it isn't the first...
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...thing I'm looking for. I love great dialogue in a movie, and I love a funny movie...I love banter in real life, but when I pick up a book I'm usually after something a little lofty...drama, tragedy, catharsis, a little mysterious poetry.
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about Tolkien. And I do enjoy him. But I've read the Hobbit about 4 times....been through Lord of the Rings only once. After about 5 starts over the years. It's beautiful myth-building, and his attention to detail is astounding....but I had to work to get through 'em. Don't get me wrong; I enjoy a dense read from time-to-time...but some folks just have a way of helping you breeze on through without sacrificing quality.
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horror, sci-fi, pulp, mystery, historical fiction....usually anything that catches my eye. Now, that means I've read a fair share of CRAP, but I've found some diamonds. Christopher Moore writes genre stuff, but is FUNNY AS HELL. Here's some title examples: The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove....The Island of the Sequined Love-Nun...The Stupidest Angel....Lamb: The Gospel of Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal.... He's tackled angels, cargo-cults in the south Pacific, Godzilla-type monsters, demons, Jesus, aliens, 'Fool' was King Lear told from the point-of-view of Lear's..uh...fool. He has the rare gift of writing in the voice of a twenty-something goth chick or a small-town cop. Verra versatile. And did I mention funny? 'Cause WRITING funny ain't easy.
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...if you're into that particular tone, it's like a drug. And you can't get it anywhere else...you keep searching, but are always disappointed.
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...I bet he did.
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He's gonna come back mindblown....
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FOR INCEPTION.
WISH ME LUCK.
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...inception will get.
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I think I was spoiled by Robert E Howard & Stephen King at a young age. Hell, I probably read my first Conan story at 9 or 10. Not to mention the comics I've devoured since before I could read. I think that's why I love a good new turn on a concept, and can forgive a lot if there's enough love & FUN in it. 'Cause you can tell when somebody's doing it because they love it, or fulfilling that 3 book contract.
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you can only see the for the first time once, and here you go! Almost wish I could forget so I could see anew, again, afresh...for the first time again.
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It's good. A few more days and then back to the ol grind. good to see rogueleader66 around--he's good people. I remember him B..
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Gonna wait on the miniseries. Tell me what you think, Flick. Gotta go. Keep fuckin' that chicken!
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...or be a bad guy yourself, if so moves you......but be kind to children, the elderly, and pretty girls. Ugly girls too. Ugly girls especially, in fact.
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struck momentarily retarded. I think I'm gonna go pop in SUMTHIN'. After a little burn...hee-hee. Been too long. May be back later, may get carried off to sleep....ta-ta me lovelies.
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Keep your totem handy...
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Just had to pop in for a sec to say hey to my bro's....got a house full of kids, and I'm about to put them all to bed and get busy with my woman ;)....Will check in at some point tomorrow, keep it real my fellow PB'ers! PS- Scott Pilgrim is going to blow chunks IMO....hehehe
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beetches. You are all my Baldricks.
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Jul 30, 2010 10:52:56 PM CDT
HHHHAAAA!!!!...Bill and Ted's Excellent Inception...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
http://tinyurl.com/29b6of7
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That was sweet! Thanks for the heads up Cheeses!
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Jul 30, 2010 11:28:49 PM CDT
I wanna see the same thing with Field of Dreams...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
'One thing you need to know about me...If you build it, they will come...'
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getting some Total Recall footage edited together right now.
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suddenly wants to remake Total Recall? Coincidence...??? I think not...
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while they're at it. Actually, a decent update wouldn't really hurt that one. The snake-head dude is still freaky.
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but I'm outta gas here. G'nite Cheeses.
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I'm gonna try and wait up for STLostman to get back from his mindfuckin'...
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Jul 31, 2010 12:11:26 AM CDT
Also ripe for a dreamy remake,,,Cameron's Strange Days...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Ralph Fiennes, Angela Bassett, Juliette Lewis, Vincent D'Onofrio and Tom Sizemore...All partying like it's 1999...With S.Q.U.I.D....
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that was awesome!
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top up or down?
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top falls down. I like to be an optimist.
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the totem only tells you if you are in your own, or someone else's dream...Arthur tells that to Juno... Plus...it no longer seems to matter to Cobb if it spins or not...
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Plus, Saito touches Cobb's top in the opening scenes...
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something we are told gives others power over your dreams...Then Saito promises to clear Cobb to go home to his kids with a phone call he can't validate...
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when Cobb was trying the chemist's sedative laced dream shit in the dream den and he woke up and tried to wash his face in the bathroom and spin his top, and Saito walked in on him and he dropped the top and never tried to spin it again...?That was important...to my version...
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has a cute face but walks like a guy.
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It is all movies...You can see it as a great mind heist movie with a sad relationship angle...OR...you can believe it's mostly, or all a dream where Mal is trying to kick him out of a dream within a dream...Remember the scene near the beginning where Cobb ties a rope to a chair leg that Mal is sitting in...she lets him fall ...like a savage KICK...
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it's got everything you could possibly want in a movie!
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very sarcastically, "do the children miss me...?"In my interpretation...they only had kids while they were trapped in limbo...When they kicked up, she couldn't accept the dream world Cobb had made where they suddenly now had kids and he was a secret spy dream thief...See, Cobb could give up Mal, but he couldn't give up the imaginary kids he spent a lifetime with...
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and read almost every interpretation on the web...It is all movies for all people...It has so many open, obvious and subtle interpretations it will be debated for decades...
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and look for my series of "Cobb tells the team about their next Inception job…"...The collection so far is Kevin Costner, Jeff Bridges, Dennis Quaid, Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise...
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and read what you guys were talking about.
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All have seen what must be seen...Xcept maybe Teddy...
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You'll like it even more when you find out all of it's secrets and dreamy twists...Half the fun is second guessing yourself in the days after you see it...
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on initial viewing...a strong 4/5
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his totem was a poker chip...When we first see him, he loses all his money at the tables...Cobb shows up and cut to a seemingly instantaneous scene of Eames cashing in a huge stack of chips with Cobb complaining about Eames' penmenship...WTF?
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unless he was cutting his losses and cashing in the rest of what he had in ..uh.. his pocket?
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but this was my first digital projection movie.
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Like nostalgia or something.
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the 'real world' was still just a dream. And Eames was able to conjure up more chips (like the grenade launcher)
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started at 4 of 5...And even matinée around here is $7.50...Well worth the $22.50 I have thus far spent on Daughter and I once and me alone once...not to mention the $30 bucks in popcorn and soda I'm out during these stints...
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they rape you with the popcorn and soda. I restrained myself and didn't get any, since I had Wendy's before going to the movie. But it smelled sooo good.
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I wanna know who played the diversionary chick in th Cillian Murphy's bar dream...I know it was Eames, but it reminded me of the Martian blonde chick in Mars Attacks...the one that got in the White House...
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cool.
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I really need to get to bed. Thanks for staying up and waiting for my "inception" into manhood.
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Awsome...
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Welcome to Inceptionland...Check your totem...and sweet dreams...
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Keeps Extractors and Inceptors at bay...
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Of course I get in here and bloody Darkocity decides to spoil Lost. Fuck me.
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I guess you saw one of the spoofs, but you didn't mention the "InUPtion" trailer mash-up. It's great. The Fight Club/Toy Story one is good too.
http://tinyurl.com/23gwbgq
And hooray for you, ST! Here's another thing. Now we know SPOILERZFORTEDDY? that the main theme is a fourth-level slowed-down version of "No regrets" (as heard from higher up), and we hear that as the film is beginning, what does that mean in relation to the final shot? Woot! ENDPOSSIBLETEDDYSPOILERZ
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I don't know if you ever read the British Judge Dredd stuff (which in itself is Dirty Harry meets Thatcheresque neo-fascism), but it was pretty blatant. Not to say that's a slight against it. It's great of course. I like Starship Troopers, but it's sort of a watered-down Robocop (yes it being the same director is the point) in that fascist-satire sense.
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yesterday - it was the launch of the second wave of countries. I've had a shitty el-cheapo thing for years and I've waited since the last model because I knew they'd bring it in line with their other stuff.
Anyway, it's amazing. From an aesthetic view it's nice and all, but I actually think the previous one was more iconic. But the play's the thing, and all the things it can do are amazing.
I actually hate using mobiles and stay away as much as possible (my Dad was with our biggest phone co. for decades and all the technicians AND the linesmen stay as far away from them and the stations as possible), but if I must, it might as well be a good one that interfaces seamlessly with my computer at home for all my work stuff.
Film industry people go berko if they can't get you on your mobile. They have theirs welded to them I think.
And boy - all you peebers with your driving a whole hour or two! That's nuffin! Every time I go to the city for work or even to see my closest fam it's 4 to 5 hours round trip. Before my twins came (separate hospitals at opposite ends of the city so over a hundred Ks a day) I used to do it every day for work! You do get used to it. And my kids have never known anything else, so... Hmmm. for some reason I feel like playing a certain old Monty Python skit right now... Luxury! -
Might check in later. So, later!
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White_V, your twins?
Luke and Leia? Hehe!
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Dangit!!!
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Robocop wasn't a REMAKE of that, it just stole some ideas, maybe some art direction. You had a hell of a commute, man... I drive anywhere from 4 to 6 hours a day, but it's all over my territory. Driving the same route every day would SUUUUUUCK. And I LIKE to drive.
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...I win!
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...I think we all win.
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...I want to see it bad. Great link.
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Heya Scary. I wasn't talking about the Dredd movie, just the comic (which flows into other 2000AD characters/comics in the anthology title as well - there was an American reprint of some Dredd stuff by Eagle back in the 80s/90s). But it's definitely more than just "some ideas". But I guess, not a remake per se.
So you drive FOR work? Like from customer to customer? The wine thing, right? Yeah that'd be much more interesting. I wasn't clear. I meant that was just my commute TO work and back. These days, if I don't get away before 6 in the morning, it's all over and it's 3 hours one way. Sydney freeways are definitely an equal to the L.A. crawl! It's to do with beating each successive wave of traffic as people leave later as you get closer to the middle of the city. If you're not ahead of the wave, you catch 'em all. After the girls being in separate hospitals (one had to be moved for the brain surgery and they couldn't risk taking the other - who was even smaller at 790g - with her) for a few months, I think it did me in. The straw that broke etc. Now I often need to pull over on the way home for a break or a kip before continuing up the mountain. Also, I'm old now! We used to live right near Sydney harbour. But there's no way we could afford a house or kids so instead of just going to the suburbs we went ALL the way out to the mountains. It's lovely up here though. Have you ever heard of the Blue Mountains and "the three sisters"? That's literally down the road from where we are.
Cobes, heh - Luke & Leia! Well, one's a whiner, and the other gets a bit stroppy, so, sorta!
VADES! Aah! Go see it man! By this stage we've all overhyped it unbearably! Go before it gets worse and we've ruined it forever for ya! I remember when I was a kid and just would not shut up for so long about E.T. and Roger Rabbit that my Mum and Dad found them both completely underwhelming when they finally saw them. Oops...
My friend Flicka (sad refs FTW!) - yeah, that mashup was cool. Can't wait for Cheesy to see it! Here's a cool one - remember AT-AT-day afternoon? Here's the making-of:
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...working on-site somewhere for a while?
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Not regularly at the moment. Only now and then when a job comes up where yeah they want me on-site. The last few years when I'm on a feature film I just stay in the city during the week (crash at a cheap pub/hotel or a mate's etc) and go home Friday night. They're 12 hour days to start with, and I generally did/do another job at night to make ends meet - which I might as well do if I'm gonna be away from home anyway. The security guards know me well. Also, editing suites are good for a quick nap sometimes. Shhh.
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stays up that late on a frequent basis.
It's rough on me.
Morning all.
I think it hit 4 stars during the movie, when SPOILERS FOR ANYONE ELSE Cobb and Arthur were teaching Ariadne how everything works in the dreams. And then watching them in the 2nd and 3rd dream levels while the chemist is driving their sleeping bodies around in the 1st dream was insane
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when Arthur is fighting the projections in the hotel hallway, and everything is topsy turvy, that was awesome
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Surely they jest? And don't call me Shirley. It's a shame Verhoeven didn't just make a straight up Dredd movie.
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from past talkbacks..
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my brother wore a vest and no coat. I called him Arthur all night. It was in a hotel with lots of hallways too. It may have been a dream.
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Jul 31, 2010 11:21:34 AM CDT
No, Trig. It counts... just not in the context we were talking.
by scarywaitress
white_vader claimed that Robocop was a remake of the British Judge Dredd comics... I was arguing that that could certainly be source material, but that doesn't make Robocop a REMAKE, per se.
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Did he get it? Then again, even if it was funny, he's your brother so he's only allowed to roll his eyes even if he secretly DOES think it's funny. It's a rule you know. It works with wives/husbands as well.
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in a long time, but I might hafta gwan ahead and get that one. BRILLIANT.
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Semantics are pertinent in that case.
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WARNINGWILLROBINSON - Being the hopeless case I am, I was thinking in the scene where Juno moves the mirrors around what a complete pain in the arse it would have been to paint out the camera crew and lights from all the endlessly receding reflections. I IZ an FX nerrrrd. ENDSPOILERVADESCOMEOUTIT'SSAFENOW.
I will never tell this to my family though. I get enough grief from them about being a movie snob and knowing how takes all the joy out (does a musician take all the joy out for knowing how a song is played/made?) of films. What evs. -
...I just want the protein.
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you guys should have run around the hallways on 5th floor
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I liked the soundtrack a lot.
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together? Or rolling their eyes and bracing themselves - "I had this dream doc - what does it MEANNN?"
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If you play it backwards, is there a message saying you-know-who is dead? Besides, that thing's a con. They just slow that French chick's song down. Ripped off!
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Best laugh I had in a long time. Did wonders for my hangover.
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Been craving one since I got back from the Dominican Republic. And that bottle of Dominican Rum I bought was just sitting there taunting me.
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at my iPhone's screen. It is a thing of wonder. I can read fucking 2pt type on it and there's not a jaggy or pixel in sight. Whoa it's hi-rez.
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Jul 31, 2010 11:40:44 AM CDT
ST, did you get high before watching Land of the Lost?
by trigpalinsbodydouble
If not I highly recommend getting some weed off of Cheeses and rewatching LotL. You won't regret. LotL is the very definition of a stoner comedy.
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...for Cheeses, waking up in the morning means kicking up from Level 2 to Level 1.
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...he can do it in his sleep.
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...one time when I was a kid I had a dream that I was falling. All kinds of different scenarios, I kept falling and falling...the terror pushed right through to despondency and boredom. Hitting the ground would almost be a relief.
Just before impact I woke up of course...to find the floor of my bedroom just inches from my nose. I think my heart nearly stopped.
I was an active sleeper, and my parents would tuck all the covers far under the mattress to help keep me firmly in bed at night...so when I rolled off the bed, the tucked in covers caught me like a sling and were slooowly lowering me to the ground as they pulled out...and I woke up inches from the floor. -
if a little unsettling to a young mind I'm sure. I used to sit up in my sleep and lay over my legs as a child. Like doing toe-touches. My mom would check on us before she went to bed and just flop me on back. I have had that split-second feeling of falling upon waking up a few times; when a dream's inertia carries over to waking....that's unsettling too.
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...to harness that technology you'd be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams...
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he actually said it first.Did someone mention GrossePointBlank or was Flick just randomly dropping quotes about protein and semantics?"Your a handsome devil. Whats your name?"
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IN YOUR DREAMS! No really.
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expands and contracts your diaphragm in
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accelerated snoring expands and contracts your diaphragm in rapid succession speeding you to firm abs during your R.E.M. sleep.
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...to bang Salma Hayek in our sleep and wake up with very real sticky shorts...why not cock-hard abs?
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I can't bend over at the waist!
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My abs were tone but my asshole hurt. What does that mean?
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a different spotter.
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It's almost 4 in the AM. That's me done. Damn this foolin' around on computers and phones. Nytol.
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and may you dream of force-choking a chicken.
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no one can here you scream.
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...get at LEAST three separate references before hiring an architect.
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to a toned, tight tummy!
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No thats sweat. You were sweating. It was a really intense work out you had while you were sleeping.
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yor are getting PUMPED while you sleep. Really, really pumped.
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My friend Kyle was a decent football player in high school and when he went to college at a division 1 school he was like 2nd or 3rd string kicker. No real playing time. My buddy Andy was like, "We gotta support Kyle at the games man. Lets write his name on our ass cheeks. I'll put K,Y on my ass......""Wait, wait, wait. You'll WHAT?"true story.
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hahahahahahSex or weight lifting?
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can I get a take-back on that one? Just forget I EVER said it.
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you're the one waking up with a sore ass. "Strap this to your 'sore-ass, Blaine." And the take-back was in reference to the KY quote.
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high. I don't smoke weed. Sorry.
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level 4 or 5 just for shits and grins.
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cock you like a hurricane
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it can work wonders. WONDERS
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and if you do enough, you'll get RIPPED too. But that might hurt a bit more than the pumping
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and take some movies back to library. Catch you guys later.
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'man-cave' edition.
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...hahaha...lordy.
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Man-Cave. The stuff of legend. Terrifying, testosterone-laden legend. Starring Fuzzy and the biggest tube of KY ever recorded.
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I DO read this stuff y'know! We're gonna need a bigger bottle....
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He doesn't eat! He doesn't sleep! He absolutely WILL NOT STOP until you're GREASED!
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and a 5 gallon jug of kenucky jelly. Hey, you can't open that in the store. *Pop* Squelch....AAAAAAAARGH!!!
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damn neolithic website....rabble-rabble.
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Was a favorite of Prince Albert. True story."Cock of Ages, cleft for me, let me hide myself in thee; Not the labors of my hands
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Dinner for Schmuks anyone? Im actually looking forward to that one
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What with Expendables, Pilgrim, and Inception once more on my plate. Sucks having to be so choosy, but that's the way it goes from time to time.
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Did you vote?
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Which is causing to be cautious about my pedalbacking. Don't give it away!
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About ten minutes ago
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for Dave's sake.I have been in the "choices" position before Fuzzy. I was working for Circuit City when they shit in their own hat, so I feel ya.
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good thing it's kinda been a sparse summer season, can you dig it? Been getting a lot of reading done, though.
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I'm not being choosy but there just isn't all that much to see. Did you say you were at AT&T Fuzz? Retail?
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in the small business dept. Bringing businesses from other phone companies back to at&t. I also had the AWESOME job of calling customers who expected to get an order worked on a certain date & let 'em know it wouldn't get worked that day. Fun!
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The Back to the Future trilogy, Matrix trilogy, and Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy all on at the same time. Watching At World's End currently.
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Only just this minute watched District 9 (which I liked a lot).
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BTTF is the only one out of those where'd I really like to watch all three. I didn't care much of either of the Pirates or Matrix sequals
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But at least I caught up on my DVD collection.
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Had a great day with the kids, fun at the beach, good dinner and just watched Diary Of A Wimpy Kid....not ashamed to say I really liked it, one of the better kids movies to come out in a long time.How's it been around the TB today?
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What it is, what it is.
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Did you not get the email? I did it yesterday.
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Chillin after a long but good day with the family
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Yikes, that was a lotta KY. You know KY is the prosthetic makeup artist's friend? Goops up monsters real nice. And the insides of tauntauns. Which was sorta strange, in that the KY was on the INSIDE of all the condoms.
The thickening agent in Alien (as in the Alien films) drool was the same stuff they use for McDonalds thickshakes apparently. That one sounds more like an urban FX myth, but I guess it could be true. Which makes the Alien slushies in Toy Story even funnier.
All those posts make me wanna take a trip to see the Jesus pic with the cock-hard abs again. JC musta been well-rested that day. -
Don't hate me, but those films all suck.
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I wanted to hang and shoot the shit, but I am beat, gonna go lay on my bed, watch some tv and doze off, should be a quiet day tomorrow, so I will be around...night all!!
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...that is all. Move along. Nothing to see here.
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BLOW UPDR. STRANGELOVEKING KONG (1933)
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Really? THAT surprises me, actually. Huh.
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Man, I was just pulling my best deadpan before - but REALLY Sixies? None of them made it? Or are you just giving me a taste of my own jokey medicine?
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just when you think you know your own Peebers!
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Bummer...
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I usually only have one day a week where I have to turn around from late to early shift...Lots of coffee and my inhuman stamina get me thru those days...Plus, I drink enough to visit Limbo each and every night...my Limbo is a perfect mattress and pillow so I get months and months of sleep in just a couple hours...
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Jul 31, 2010 11:27:54 PM CDT
Cheeses... I went through 6 months of sleep deprivation
by scarywaitress
when my dd was a newborn. Now that that's over... your schedule STILL sounds nuts. Then again, I regularly have insomnia that gets me up at 4am after 3 hours of sleep. So, while on the surface it LOOKS like I have more time to sleep... I actually don't GET that much sleep. So, c'est la vie.
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that I am taking a nap...
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just out of curiosity... are our absent bretheren casting ballots as well?
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I don't have time.
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average schedule on a good week...Off Sun, (sleep til noon), Late Monday, work 1 pm to 11 pm, (Sleep til Noon), Early Tue (in at 7 AM on 4 hours sleep), Early Wed (but with 6-7 hours sleep) Off Thursday, (sleep til noon), Late Fri early Sat....So, I get a day or three to sleep my ass off...
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had all them LONG ago...
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I always wake up a minute or so before my alarm goes off (except on the days I sleep until I'm tired of sleeping...)...(BTW, that is a wonderful feeling, being so tired of sleeping you decide to get up...)
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Ours likes to toddle in to our bed about 20 minutes after we get there. She's been doing this for the last couple of months... since we're only having one, and she won't be little for so long, we've decided that we kinda like it. However, if fun things are going to happen we need to be professional about it, if you know what I mean.
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THAT is truly an artform few master...My experience is the bathroom is an exotic place to knock around in late at night...
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Jul 31, 2010 11:52:09 PM CDT
And kids understand going to the bathroom late at night...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
So, IF you get caught, they rationalize it pretty quickly...They've heard screaming from behind the bathroom before...
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Jul 31, 2010 11:54:04 PM CDT
'Lockeman...We are nothin' if not CLASSY around this joint...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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GOOD GRIEF. I MEANT BEFORE SHE TODDLES IN! Holy SHIT, people!
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in classy posts that mention joints and hiding sex from the children...11:54:04
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Peebers united... I'm going to try not to read too much into the fact that you and I seem to have a monogamous SimuPo thing going on... at least, from my end. I hear you get around...
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Yes ballots were sent to all peebers. and I was as suprised as you were in this months bloodbath. Too many NAYS will kill any films chances. Which is fine..we are talking perfection here.
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you guys are talking about? Nevermind. I just wiki'd it.
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No dreams. G'nite Pebrews!
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Aug 01, 2010 12:12:34 AM CDT
Scary, You SimuPoed Your husband the other night...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Or, did you forget..?
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Have remained SimuChaste...
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it's on E and I have no idea who these beautiful people are, but one blonde super hot chick with nice tits is BUYING her younger friend breast implants for her birthday...Its one of those reality shows and I think the older hot chick is a Playboy model or something...
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HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!I haven't even seen Up but, DAMN that was funny....
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Multiply my last post by 10....I am crying here...
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this show is awesome...
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Aug 01, 2010 1:01:51 AM CDT
Show ends...Chick with implants asleep on the couch...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
they look really good in a sports bra...Even the other chicks watching her sleep agreed...
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There is a sub-plot about Holly's (I assume) gay actor BFF who has to make a decision about what city to live in...Lots of drinking...
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still a funny level...
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Aug 01, 2010 1:38:53 AM CDT
How bad is it that I have to kick up a few levels of dreamtime..
by cheeses_of_nazareth
just to get some sleep?
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Stepped outside for a smoke belching loudly...and the new neighbor who moved into where Guido used to live and his son came around the corner at a quarter to Two in the morning with what looked like two bags of garbage and the kid was holding a bunch of shirts that looked like they needed to be sent to the dry cleaners...and, they took them inside their apartment...Nolan didn't dream big enough...
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was a No Call/No Show...
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Aug 01, 2010 2:02:55 AM CDT
I hope I wake up in the morning in someplace I recognize...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Nytol...
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oh well.
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I was scratching my noggin for a mo. "Surely they mean Blow OUT." thought I. Nope, it's Blow UP. Another classic to take in! Great subject matter, too.
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kinda like inception, but for lushes.:1.TipsyBuzzedDrunkShoberFine, dudeFucked up, manDJRUNK with a 'J'...
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stands for the buzzing sound achieved by people on massive amounts of uppers combined with inhuman amounts of alcohol, it's a peculiar sound, emitted through the mouth, but resonating from the thorax, which, when combined with flailing arms and the smell of dampened undergarments is particularly disquieting to the sober (ish) individual tending the bar.
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I drink to your leg!!
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Took my lady to work, back home to 5 kids....2 awake, 3 others still sleeping....for how long I don't know but I will enjoy the peace for as long as it lasts....what's going on here?
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...with Dear Daughter before getting to work for the day.
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As NIGHTMARE..i think it was the music
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...I love how the animation feels a little experimental and multi-media. I really like the bug characters, and James himself is irresistible.
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...is that under all the nonsense and whimsy, it has the simplest and most solid storyline possible.
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...rogueleader.
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...don't think I've ever sat down and watched it properly as an adult...
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...Earl Grey...I'll try to give it a fair shake.
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Rogueleader, five kids? Really?!
"The seed is strong in this one..."
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Aug 01, 2010 10:41:43 AM CDT
...if I don't care for it but don't hate it I'll probably...
by flickapoo
...abstain. Seems shitty to scuttle a movie if it just isn't your thing.
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...ever been fully explored? Amazingly, I've never thought about it before, but I see a world of possibilities...
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Let the blood-letting BEGIN!!!
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No inductees huh? Well, I'll b honest, I wasn't jazzed about any of the films.
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I was really enjoying the scene where Zeus "Tiny" Listed is the prisoner on the ship that throws the detonator out the window.
"Give it to me and I"ll do what you should have done ten minutes ago."
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I'm honestly curious what your beefs were. I've always considered it to be one of the pillars of the sci-fi genre, despite the Vangelis soundtrack, which dates the living crap out of it... but I don't hold being dated against a movie, really. That movies cannot fail to be part of the times in which they were created is part of the fun of watching old movies.
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While I don't think it has tremendous rewatchability, I love the look story fx and PKD can do no wrong in my book.
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I wish Royal Tenenbaums had made it. As for Blow Up, I haven't seen it in years. Great movie. But not perfect in my eyes. A bit disjointed and definitely not conventional at all, but that's Antonioni for you I guess.
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I was looking at getting a copy from Amazon last night and one of the commenters noted that some key scenes (including the opening) were removed from the version that appears on the DVD. I have no idea at all why a studio would mutilate one of their classic films but there it is. I'm disappointed. I really wanted to see Blow Up.
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3 of those kids are mine (Twin b/g 10 year olds, 8 yr old boy) and 2 are twin 13 yr old b/g step kids...still a handful no matter what way you slice it....taking them to the pool shortly.
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My kids are only 18 months apart ;)
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Proving that Sonny Tiny Lister CAN act!
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Who the crap was I thinking of...
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God I hate talkbacking on the iPhone. So many typos...
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Loved him as the, President in The Fifth Element, and anyone remember him as Bruno in John Candy's Armed And Dangerous? That movie is a guilty pleasure of mine....ahhh hell who am I kidding I love that stupid movie, no apologies.
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Talk to you guys later.....
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Or maybe look at the library?
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And I love Tiny in it, but I can admit there are a few lines that weren't delivered as well as they probably could have been. I blame Besson for that. The Dark Knight really shocked me by showing me what he was capable of.
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Also in EXTREME PREJUDICE, a film I waste no opportunity to remind people of.
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Love the he'll out of that movie
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Blade runner to me is a really tough call. I think it has a lot of potential and there are many great things about it and yes it is a pinnacle of sci fi filmdom. But there is just a sense of something a little off. It's a near perfect film to me..the fact that it has 7 versions doesn't help it's cause either.
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Watched that today and tiny was in that too!! He's everywhere!
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I love that show.
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Is that one dude the asshole roommate in Shaun of the Dead?
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That could be a tough nut to crack. What have you done?
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He's apparently a big comedian in England I guess. But get this! He was also the voice of Darth Maul in Episode I!!
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See it at the shelter.
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http://tinyurl.com/26tfjr
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that is an interesting fact. So he had what, 2 lines in the whole movie?Seriously...I knew the franchise was in deep shit when they killed off the coolest character.
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And the resort owner in couples retreat.
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If Tiny Lister, Ving Rhames and Michael Clarke Duncan ever met the universe might implode.
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Yep, I don't know who Robert Popper is but I have seen some of Peter Serafinowicz's comedy sketches and despite being saddled with a name his agent shoulda made him change he is FUNNY. Very funny guy.
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Some of that funny can be seen below if ya fancy a chuckle...silly spoofery of E News...
http://tinyurl.com/36x5hxb
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He could do with a decent writer and I don't think he has ever had one. I find this with a lot of people who can do good impersonations and voices and so on; they think that's all you need. It isn't. How it is: 80% impression/voices, 20% writing (and taking advantage of familiarity and references, using them as lazy shortcuts to humor, etc.). How it should be: 80% writing, 20% impression/voices. Look at Sellers for example. He was great with the voices and all that jazz but he would've arguably faded into obscurity without Milligan in the early days. So where is Serafinowicz's Milligan? Serafinowicz's Milligan is not Serafinowicz, nor is it anyone that he has worked with thus far. Is he looking for such a writer/collaborator, or is he happy to piss his obvious talents away on embarrassing shit that is blatantly beneath him? It amazes me, given his talent, that he continues to waste his time with incredibly mediocre collaborators like Popper. That is genuinely unbelievable to me. He needs to raise his fucking game I say. Demand more Mr. Serafinowicz.
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Scott, serious question did u post on aicn before 'scottpilgrimfan'? As a diff name?
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Aug 01, 2010 4:35:37 PM CDT
what...the fuck...are you talking about?
by captain_americas_cock_shaped_helmet
is Scott speaking fucking chinese?
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but I think Sixes is supposed to pick the next "Cooler King" for August, and then that Cooler King picks the next three.
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We tried out the 3D demo tv at best buy. It was kinda neat, but I can't imagine watching a 3d movie for 2 hours with that contraption on my head.
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Aug 01, 2010 6:09:40 PM CDT
Thought I'd duck in here to get away from Clinton Wedding..
by conspiracy
Pictures. Is it me or does that broad look like a younger, chunkier, female version of Steve Buscemi?So..what is the topic today anyway?
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3d tellies won't initially make it because of movies or sports IMHO - but if you don't thing gamers who are happy to play plastic guitars and wear headsets for FPS network shooters will put up with wearing a pair of glasses, whelp, that's crazy talk.
And then watch the shitstorm recycle itself from all the "concerned Disney mothers of America" groups...
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I thing I god a code.
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I was just looking at James & the Giant Peach stuff last night. Being a big Lane Smith (AND Dahl of course) fan, I was so happy they nailed his designs.
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I'm getting back onto one of the long-in-gestation things I've been working on in that respect, this week. Hooray!
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The fanboy idiot haters in the Empire BTS thread are pissing me off.
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The dirigible slipped quietly into San Diego air space.”What if they try to shoot us down?” Fuzzy asked.”Unwikewee. Da bawoon is made of boowet pwoof kevwa. Not to mention da fact dat dees things don’t weawee have da whahwifaw to even notice us.””Let’s do this shit.” white_vader said. He was ready for action. The planning had been extensive. Now it was time to make it happen. He grabbed the pneumatic rifle. A grappling hook protruded from the end with a coil of cabling attached. Nilla fired and hit his mark. The slid down the cable one at a time until just Scary and ToddlerPoo were standing in the doorway of the blimp. ”Give Mommy a hug.” Scary said.ToddlerPoo wrapped her arms around her mothers neck and gave her a good squeeze. Before she let go she slid her arms around front grabbing Scary by the collar, pulling her close and looking her seriously in the face. “Don’t scwoo dis up Mommy. The wepwocsions could be catastwaphic fo da Pebwoo nation.” She pecked her mother on the cheek. “Don’t take any guff fwum dees swine.”With that Scary lept onto the line and effortlessly slid down backwards with one hand. With the other she blew a kiss to her brilliant daughter. It was hard taking orders from a three year old.Cobra Kai and D. Vader let them in the back door of the Convention Center. FlickaPoo rearmed Cobra Kai with blades. Having the most of the crew was a little reassuring but it was short lived. “Do you have them?” Sixies asked.Vader shook his head. It was disappointing but not wholly unexpected. “I’m not picking up a resence.” Vades explained. “Things are more complicated than we thought. We haven’t found Mac and ColonelFatheart hasn’t checked in since we arrived. It isn’t just these Daysiders that are the problem. There is this really heinous troll inserting himself as leader. THE_CHOPPAH, I think is what they were calling him? I sensed a tremendous shift in when I got near him. It made me ill. Something very wrong is happening here.””Did you get to see the Avengers panel?” Teddy asked.”Are you kidding!?” Cobes scoffed. “The ones who weren’t stabbing each other with pens up front were smearing feces on each other in the back. I was just trying to avoid a new strain of hepatitis.” Sixies took point. He was used to being primary through the door. Flick, Nilla, Fuzzy, Scary, Cheeses, ST, and Teddy moved quickly through the hall, checking doors, and shadowy corners with laser sighted weapons.The P.A. system crackled to life and startled the crew.”You fanboys will never learn, but I will offer you a compromise. Just walk away. Leave the package Scary is carrying. Just walk away. I will offer you safe passage through the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.” It was the only deal THE_CHOPPAH would offer.
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Mine was great, hectic but great....quiet now as I have taken my kids home, I'm always a little sad when I drop them off, but I digress....If you have kids, have them watch Diary Of A Wimpy Kid....oh hell even if you don't have kids watch it, damn good movie, way better than I was expecting.
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And cleaning out my system because something I ate is not agreeing with me AT ALL. That's right, I'm pedalbacking from the bathroom.
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But I give you props at the same time, that is one dedicated PB'er!I love Predator 2, people give it shit because of no Arnold, but I admire that they tried to do something different with it and consider it a worthy addition to the Predator franchise, unlike those AVP movies which I kinda sort of liked a little bit, but in no way consider them part of either franchise. Have not seen Predators yet, but want to.
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...CHOPPAH!YA DUN GOOF'D!
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...didn't it end with your toilet exploding?
And the birth of The Man On The Can?
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What I like about the first two predator films is that they can stand on their own without the aliens in them. A great platoon in the jungle film and a good cop vs drug baron film. The predators just happen to stumble into their world and fuck shit up.
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...on in that respect"
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I'm sorry..I asked if anyone wanted to volunteer for cooler king this month and no one piped up. So I held it. don't worry you can pick next month.
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...with a 3-Difying bucket over my head = ridiculous.
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...whenever possible. I was just relieved and thankful that Sixies stepped up again...
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I've got a perfectly good working VCR here. I'll start with the library. I imagine Blow Up would be worth it.
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Yeah I love Friday. "Tiny" was great in that. Actually, everyone was.
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"boowet pwoof kevwa" FTW!
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Yeah, and Gran Turismo would probably be pretty cool too. Sony's glasses aren't TOO bad... and at least on your telly you can turn the damn brightness up unlike the theatre.
Long in gestation - just mean a few different pitch things I've done a whole lotta concept and character designs for. Hopefully something will come of them eventually. -
What is up this fine evening?
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Good, solid flick but nothing spectacular. Some cgi blood early on. Good performances by Fassbender and Dominic West. Surprise appearance by Paul "Beloq" Freeman, and a good villain you can wait to see killed. Also has an appearance by current and future hottie Imogene Poots (we all knew this when we watched 28 Weeks Later). The final battle is full of badassery and it has a nice ending with some beautiful cinematography. The end credits are pretty creative too, with the credits flying away from us to join into the traditional rank and file scrolling upward, all the while the camera pulls away from forests and trees and valleys and snowy mountains of ancient "England", never cutting away for the entire duration. Dunno if that's what it looks like or not.
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What's shakin'?
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Bout to go to bed I'm sorry to say. Got back from the beach yesterday. Spent today unpacking, cleaning out the fridge, grocery shopping, and then to my grandparents to celebrate my grandfathers 78th birthday. My grandmother suggested I buy a movie on demand. I narrowed it down to Romero's Survival of the Dead, Valhalla Rising, or Centurion. I picked Romans over Vikings and zombies. And my grandmother said it was the bloodiest movie shed ever seen.
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be Cooler King. No problemo.
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things go well with the girlfriend?
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without a doubt. Nothing will sway me on them. The third ... hmmm ... I could be convinced.
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I did, as well. How about everyone else?
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He did a fine job last time.
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so mine sucked...
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I may not be around to see it right away, myself, but I'll catch up tomorrow. Are you familiar with a show called Underbelly? I have a couple of buddies who are preaching it's awesomeness to me. Have you seen it? Should I follow up? I only ask since it's an Australian show.
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Off to bed. Manana, fuckers.
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Man, is it my deodorant?*sniffs armpits*
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'cause man, if I can, we're all in trouble. Is that why you're called Cheeses?!
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Those were the 2 movies I watched this weekend. Valhalla Rising is a fever dream of a middle ages adventure, punctuated by quick flashes of ultraviolence. The lead character, One Eye, is a mute badass who easily holds your attention. Much of the film is strange and slow-moving, but at 90-minutes long it's a journey worth taking. Great cinematography, too.
A Single Man features some brilliant acting from Colin Firth. He plays a gay English literature professor who has lost his true love in a car accident. He's drowning in a world of grief and can no longer find any meaning in his life, that is, until he encounters a friend and some strangers along the way. Amazing cinematography and impressive directing by first-time director Tom Ford. A powerful, unique film. -
Underbelly is super popular down here. But like most things, I'll probably catch up with it on DVD/Blu. The vibe I get is that while it's based on true-life situations and actual Aussie crims, it's getting more fictional with each new season. King's Cross is pretty rough though, that's true and yes the Cross IS the crime centre of Sydney/NSW. If you're watching it and they're somewhere around the fountain and Police station, if there's a reverse shot you might be able to see the KennedyMiller building on the other side of the road. White art-deco theatre. "The house that Max built"!
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Yeah I watched Valhalla recently too. Nice to see a change of pace. Sounds like Centurion is more Hollywood-esque. Valhalla definitely isn't.
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Star Humpster...Long time no see...How you been....
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is a fashion designer, known for resurrecting Gucci and driving them to great heights in the 90s/early 2000s.
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Aug 02, 2010 12:35:47 AM CDT
And you thought Comic-Con collectors were weird...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Rich history geeks are just ...just...wow...http://tinyurl.com/25hwh4t
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Aug 02, 2010 12:38:08 AM CDT
Maybe there's a secret code in Churchill's dentures...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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Yeah, I saw that Churchill thing. Of course, War stuff collectors are more full-on than even Comic nerds. And they got cash.
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damn auto-fill.
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I'm listening to my weekly podcast of Doug Benson's "Doug loves movies" which is usually done live there. Funny stuff.
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If you haven't seen Super High Me give it a look. I'll have to seek out that podcast. Love Doug.
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For the love of Joseph Smith! For some reason the Mormon church is on this advertising kick and I am forced to sit through 1 minute commercials all morning long about how unique and tolerant they are. It is semi amusing but mostly annoying as fuck.
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it is almost insulting.
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Criss (nice fuckin spelling) Angel was supposed to be on the show today but couldn't make it from his hotel room IN VEGAS over to the studio for the sat interview IN VEGAS."Now for my next trick, I'll make my credibility disappear."Sleep in you useless pud.
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A woman stabbed her young nieces to death in an upscale NY community. They lived across the street from Martha Stewart.
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I walk past posters for his show every day on my way to the office. "Is his number up?" or something like it is the tagline. I marvel that this show is being advertised with the prospect of this guy's death.
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lack of self promotion.
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How about you, Mac?
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lots of covering for co workers vacations lately. I'm a renaissance man.
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after out immigration discussion the other day which ended with us both agreeing we were all fucked anyway, I caught the premiere of season 2. Pretty fucked up.
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Especially since I'd have to watch it with my fiancee, who's all about hope and such since she wants to have a family, a house and other nice things. Me? I haunt myself with visions of a future with no currency other than weapons, nonperishables and charisma. Maybe I'll sneak in a few eps when she's not around.
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we won't interview him now though. Pierced tit for tattooed tat. Idiot.
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interview him?
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yawn.
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post Katrina under the guise of a global pandemic.Check out last season if you haven't. In season one they had engineers, electricians and people with skills to build plus a semi fortified compound.This season the people are much more "normal" living in fucked up residential areas. crazy.
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he will just move on to the next talking head. He had missed 7 interviews already.
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Just on a side not buddy. Its cool you kept the torch going on the referred Films especially since we didn't even get an inductee this month. Just don't make this stuff so much of a chore it becomes a nuisance to you. You got Tard'd and I'm sure tons of other stuff going on. I start to feel a certain level of responsibility when writing a story like Floaters or Daysiders so I know how it can be some times. I also worry about burn out (I suspect it is what happened with Subby). I can sit here and thank you over and over but in the end we are all just words on a screen.I hope you just enjoy doing it and you WANT to be the Cooler King.Guys like you and moose and ST keep this thing that much cooler but I would never want you guys to look at it like a job. Keep up the good work fellas. Its about the Pebrews.
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so I had my fair share of Mormons.
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