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The New MACHETE Trailer Is Trejo-riffic!!

Merrick here...
I've been trying to post this all morning, but some tech issues on the site have thwarted my efforts. There's a new trailer for MACHETE making the rounds- premiered by IGN HERE. I've coded IGN's embed to appear below - if you don't see it displaying correctly (been trying to fix this), the trailer can be found via the link above.
I don't think this trailer is as much fun as (and it's a bit more mainstreasm than) the version we got back on Cinco de Mayo (HERE), but it still looks like a helluva good time.
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  • July 9, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST


    by catlettuce4

    Too much dead space.

  • July 9, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Fuckin A!!!!

    by JZM

    Mexploitation at its best!!

  • July 9, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    He's Coming After The Fahey!?!

    by Crow3711

    Oh shit I can not wait.

  • July 9, 2010, 11:47 a.m. CST

    Well, then

    by Frojitsu

    I'll take my exploitation films when I can get them. But Rodriguez at the helm... FUCK YEAH! Loved Sin City and Grindhouse, so I kinda have to be on board for this.

  • July 9, 2010, 11:51 a.m. CST

    Theres NOTHING to not like about this

    by SydBarretsMyDad

    Guns, machetes, hot girls with guns, nurses with guns, Steven Seagal, Cheech Marin, Michelle Rodrigeuz with an eye-patch. If you arent on board, you never liked this kind of movie anyway. Why are you even reading this.

  • July 9, 2010, 11:51 a.m. CST

    I still say...

    by jimmy rabbitte

    ...that the original trailer that was produced years ago, as part of the Grindhouse feature looked much more interesting than what it has turned into. Now it feels like it's all about the appearances, by Alba, DeNiro and Segal. I'll still see it; but the bad ass quotient has been greatly diminished, since that original trailer.

  • July 9, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    Not enough Lohan Nun in this trailer

    by blunted666

    But I would still pay a $30 theater price if it came down to it

  • July 9, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    Now THAT looks cool!!!

    by Turd Furgeson

    That looks like a total blast! Sign me up.

  • July 9, 2010, 11:59 a.m. CST

    The original trailer


    had an energy and a cheesiness hard to match. This still looks great, but nothing can top that original trailer, in my opinion.

  • July 9, 2010, 11:59 a.m. CST

    Now you're burnin' diesel!

    by Ciderman

    Could be the best, worst date movie ever! Looks as awesome as Mr.Awesome, who has just got a masters degree in awesomeness from awesome university!

  • July 9, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    Stop Putting Michelle Rodriguez in Shit

    by ZooTrain

    She has one facial expression (constipated). She's just awful. Otherwise, I think this looks like fun.

  • July 9, 2010, 12:04 p.m. CST

    And Introducing

    by ImAnFBIAgent

    Don Johnson...awesome.

  • July 9, 2010, 12:08 p.m. CST

    This trailer really tones down the whole race war thing



  • July 9, 2010, 12:12 p.m. CST

    That is one UGLY man...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    ...and a stupid concept of a movie! <p>US Border Patrol could check IDs for people who would go in and watch this silly film...and 75% would probably be deported.</p> The other 25% will probably have MS-13 tattooed on their forearms or multiple tear drops tattooed on their faces.

  • July 9, 2010, 12:13 p.m. CST

    must see now

    by adomenic

  • July 9, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    That Looks Terrible!!!

    by Media Messiah

    When a director has the world's attention, he/she should use that spotlight for something other than filming trash. Rodriguez could have shot something great place of these constant B and Z grade garbage fests that he is all too eager to put forth. He is not growing as a filmmaker, or as an artist, rather, he is devolving into the new Ed Wood.

  • July 9, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    The movie looks like one...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    ...that is often parodied on THE SIMPSONS.

  • July 9, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST

    bring it on

    by Rubiks Doob

    That looks like the El Mariachi sequel you know you've been waiting for. In terms of the ass-kicking I mean...

  • July 9, 2010, 12:19 p.m. CST

    STARGATE UNIVERSE is better than any of this!

    by DioxholsterReturns

    man im getting to old for this shit.

  • July 9, 2010, 12:23 p.m. CST

    So they're not "aging" the film?

    by Rev. Slappy

    No artificial aging and scratching of the film like they did Planet Terror and Death Proof? No missing reel? I guess it's a smart move as something that stylized doesn't crossover well to a mass audience. But that's sort of what made Grindhouse so much fun.

  • July 9, 2010, 12:39 p.m. CST

    DioxholsterReturns: No...

    by Media Messiah're just getting wiser.

  • July 9, 2010, 12:42 p.m. CST

    El Mariachi sequel

    by antonphd

    yeah, looks like the world of El.

  • July 9, 2010, 12:47 p.m. CST


    by FlickaPoo

  • July 9, 2010, 12:47 p.m. CST

    ...OH, FUCK YES!...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I have no further comment at this time.

  • July 9, 2010, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Whoa.. Snap a pee-pee...

    by screamster101

    Segal is in this shit?!?!? STEVEN FUCKIN SEGAL!?!??!?!?!?!?

  • July 9, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Tom Savini!

    by Alfred_Packer

    Was he the first trailer? I must've missed that. This sold me, much more than Predators..I'm getting a real War of the World Tim Robbins vibe off of the reviews for Fishburne's role in that.

  • July 9, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Should have . . .

    by Nice Marmot

    . . . made this part of another Grindhouse double feature. Like w/ Pirahna 3 (no D) or something. Of course I'd be more pumped for fake trailers than the actual flicks.

  • July 9, 2010, 1:01 p.m. CST

    Looks great, but...

    by SuperMotherBug

    when are "they" going to stop trying to force Michelle Rodriguez on us as attractive? No, uh, offense meant or anything, but I just don't see it. <p> ...And the "Introducing Don Johnson" gag was hilarious...ten years ago when Soderbergh did it with Julia Roberts in Ocean's Eleven.

  • July 9, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Looks dumb as all get out, and possibly superb.

    by kevred

    Full of nonsense, but also full of going-for-it craziness and gutsiness that is endearing. Love the casting - great to see Johnson (though the Joe Don Baker look for him is a surprise) and Fahey looks like he really ran with his part hard - nice to see.

  • July 9, 2010, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Far as I'm concerned, this can't be over-the-top enough.

    by CreasyBear

    Bring on the machismo insanity and carnage. And points awarded to Nice Marmot for saying the fake trailers are more fun than the fake full-length movies; and to SuperMotherBug for pointing out Soderbergh already played out the "Introducing" bit, I was thinking the same thing . . . though I do want Michelle Rodriguez to chain me to a chair and beat me within an inch of my life, all the while giving me the low-tilt eyebrow scowl she does so well. Is that weird?

  • July 9, 2010, 1:24 p.m. CST

    did i just see steven seagal and robert de niro in the same movi

    by DioxholsterReturns

    10 years ago i wouldve said you crazy and added STARGATE SG-1 is the bomb!!!!!

  • July 9, 2010, 1:24 p.m. CST

    Where are my wife and daughter!?

    by Prometeo

    Missed that part from the original trailer... Hope it's still on the movie. After all 'He gets the women!' XD

  • July 9, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    nah im taking a vacation

    by DioxholsterReturns

    im gonna pimp Stargate Universe again next month.

  • July 9, 2010, 1:29 p.m. CST

    plus t-bag is in SGU this time

    by DioxholsterReturns

    so that should be interesting to see

  • July 9, 2010, 1:31 p.m. CST

    The original (Hey, Arizona) trailer

    by ZoeFan

    Was great. This I'd give a C or C+.

  • July 9, 2010, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Steven effing Seagal is in this??

    by davidwebb

    The trailer is pretty poor though, looks like they took all the fun out of it. Like, at least the last trailer knew it was a B-Movie. I guess they've got to do all they can to get asses in seats.

  • I would have much preferred an 80 minute feature that fit all of the original footage (with the same cast and dialogue) into an actual low-budget grindhouse movie with no stars other than Trejo and Cheech, rather than a big budget less stylized reimagining of that brilliant trailer with special guest appearances from Steven Seagal and Robert de Niro. They missed their own point. I wanted to see the movie they advertised in Grindhouse, not this.

  • July 9, 2010, 1:35 p.m. CST

    My guess is that the studio is spooked by the poor Grindhouse...

    by rbatty024

    box office performance, and wouldn't want to release a trailer that suggested the same type of tongue in mouth tone.

  • July 9, 2010, 1:40 p.m. CST

    DioxholsterReturns, that's some great perspective!

    by kevred

    Seagal and De Niro...together at last! Love it. :)

  • July 9, 2010, 1:41 p.m. CST

    Fuck me...

    by tomimt

    ... that's some serious cast right there.

  • July 9, 2010, 1:54 p.m. CST

    Segal sucks

    by MoistMuskyCamelToe

    I fucking hate that guy. He can NOT act and his martial arts is liking watching a sedated retard try yoga. Ugh. This just flushed the crapper.

  • July 9, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Lindsey will miss her own premiere.

    by RPLocke

  • July 9, 2010, 1:58 p.m. CST

    Introducing Don Johnson

    by surfabilly

  • July 9, 2010, 2 p.m. CST

    Too over the Top is possible.....

    by cookylamoo

    Check out the Crank movies which are like Warner Brothers Cartoons. Got to stay just within the laws of physics to be fun.

  • July 9, 2010, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Twins with strappy platforms?

    by Suskis

    I am in!

  • July 9, 2010, 2:04 p.m. CST

    Looks amazing

    by SingingConan

    I wish this was coming out this summer.

  • July 9, 2010, 2:06 p.m. CST

    Looks almost like El Mariachi pt. 4

    by rev_skarekroe

    I guess it wouldn't sell if they did it Grindhouse style, though.

  • July 9, 2010, 2:12 p.m. CST

    The original trailer was better

    by crazybubba

    looks like they chickened out sticking with the grindhouse look. too bad.

  • July 9, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Lost Reunion!

    by captain_kirk

    Fahey, Ana Lucia and Hurley's Dad!

  • July 9, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST


    by Flexfill

    was goofy and fun, but this trailer is trying to be serious now. They're going after the wrong audience and that's going to piss off the wrong audience and alienate the right one.

  • July 9, 2010, 2:21 p.m. CST

    Black Dynamite was better

    by Those_arent_pillows

    ...ya jive-ass turkeys!

  • July 9, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Grindhouse was terrible!

    by RPLocke

    Good Lord people, that movie bombed harder than your mom.

  • July 9, 2010, 2:24 p.m. CST

    This is gonna make the Expendables look like a Disney flick

    by Sappers Forward

    Well, maybe not, but this is going to seriously rock. The cast is crazy...crazy I say!

  • July 9, 2010, 2:27 p.m. CST

    Is it just me...

    by Lobanhaki

    ...or do talkbackers complain about everything? Name me one movie that's been released in the past few years that hasn't been trashed by somebody here.

  • July 9, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST


    by RPLocke

    Inception and UP.

  • July 9, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST

    @ Lobanhaki

    by tronknotts

    Plenty of us have been saying that the movie looks fun. The rest of us (or should I say, them) just like to hate on stuff because it gives them a pathetic ego boost.

  • July 9, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    luchador guy rules

    by FrankManhattan

    Though this trailer sucks compared to the raw action filed trailers of the past, the masked luchador guy almost makes up for it.

  • July 9, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Yes Please!!!

    by billyhitchcock1

    loving the 'introducing don johnson' :-)

  • July 9, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST

    Wait.. what? Michelle Rodriguez

    by thound3

    Playing a bad ass chick with a gun?<p> What INSPIRED casting!<p> Other than that, this looks like the bomb.

  • July 9, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST

    Is that...

    by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder

    ...the Moaners on the soundtrack? Female blues-rock duo outta Mississippi? Somebody, throw me a fucking bone here.

  • July 9, 2010, 2:54 p.m. CST

    Did IQ's drop sharply while I was away?

    by SmokingRobot

    Apparently so, if people pay money to see this.

  • July 9, 2010, 2:56 p.m. CST

    Looks like DTV crap

    by theplant

    Rodriguez is dead. Predators is crap too. FUCK YOU ROBERT

  • July 9, 2010, 3:05 p.m. CST

    WOOO Diss Avatar and praise this shit

    by RPLocke

    Nice work.

  • July 9, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST

    Hey, cchhrriissmm...

    by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder a chlamidic goat taint, you worthless redneck pigfucker. You've lived too long as it is.

  • July 9, 2010, 3:12 p.m. CST

    You want a trailer? HERE'S a trailer!

    by Stunt Vocalist 709

  • July 9, 2010, 3:13 p.m. CST

    Jeff Fahey is awesome

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    Glad they retained him from the trailer. Still dont put much stock in Rodrigues though, hes yet to produce a truly great film.

  • July 9, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    Is this Year Of The Gatling Gun?

    by kabong

    And what a cast! <p>

  • July 9, 2010, 3:31 p.m. CST

    When is Spy Kids 4 coming out

    by andrew coleman

    That's what I care about lol. I understand this trailer though the first one was like propaganda film for Mexicans to rise up and kill white people. This one is still silly I can't believe some of you claim this is a serious trailer. Steven Seagals name made it silly. This movie will be fun and anyone dissing it here should just turn in their nerd card. These movies are made for us.

  • July 9, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Looks awesome

    by disfigurehead

  • July 9, 2010, 3:39 p.m. CST

    Will Seagal stuff him in a trunk again

    by TheJudger

    A cockroach was really killed in that movie, and Nic Cage wasn't involved.

  • July 9, 2010, 3:41 p.m. CST

    I bet De Niro is pissing himself

    by RPLocke

    Half of the cast will wind up in prison by the end of the year.

  • July 9, 2010, 3:43 p.m. CST

    I have to agree with a few other posters about....

    by Jabroni

    these fax "Grindhouse" movies. I love them, but the majority of theater goers don't get it, and usually will not drop $12 for what looks like a B movie. I love this stuff, but by the looks of box office for Grindhouse, and movies of the like, end up playing better for the DVD crowd. I will be there, but sadly I think I will be one of the rare few.

  • July 9, 2010, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Who cares if the world doesnt fall in love with it

    by TheJudger

    It made it from the camera to the cinema. That can't be undone. Rejoice!!

  • July 9, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Weird, looks like Kill Bill-era Tarantino...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...except sweatier. Have to see it, but yeah, the Cinco de Mayo fake-trailer was better.

  • July 9, 2010, 3:56 p.m. CST

    La Lohan will be...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...getting introduced to new uses for broom handles and coke bottles when this is premiering.

  • July 9, 2010, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Fuck Seagal, DeNiro, Lohan, Johnson, etc...

    by djangoilbastardo

    Did I see Dr.Wagner???

  • July 9, 2010, 4:05 p.m. CST


    by BurnHollywood

    Now we're talkin, ese...

  • July 9, 2010, 4:06 p.m. CST

    I hope Lohan doesn't drop the soap.

    by RPLocke

    Can you IMAGINE the bad press this movie gets once it comes out?

  • July 9, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    now thats what im talking about ... however ...

    by JackGraham

    predators has taught me to never trust trailers bcos it had a good one, but the film was camel shit, so ill reserve judgment on this til ive seen it. but as trailers go, this was the sheeeeittt.

  • July 9, 2010, 4:22 p.m. CST

    Not as sweet as the first trailer

    by MaryTylerMorbid

    This movie is going to rock ass, no doubt. But this trailer pales in comparison to the original. Nothing could possibly top "They just fucked with the wrong Mexican..."

  • July 9, 2010, 4:28 p.m. CST

    The May trailer was MUCH better!! What happened to the "film-loo

    by AspectRatio235


  • July 9, 2010, 4:29 p.m. CST


    by ccchhhrrriiisssm that the best you could do? <p>Sheesh. I must be younger than you!</p>Wait -- don't tell me that you are one of those 30+ yr olds who lives at home with Mommy and DAddy in the basement, complains about George Lucas "raping" your childhood and think that a law that requires people to enter this country legally is "racist?" </p> <p> Go back to your slumber, you fanatically angry old kid. </p> Besides, Machete IS an ugly man. =)

  • July 9, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    I will wait till the fan edit comes out...

    by Bodenland Unbound

    ...with all the dust and scratches this movie deserves!

  • July 9, 2010, 4:42 p.m. CST

    Why'd they abandon the "grindhouse" trailer style?

    by Royston Lodge

    What, they thought a more mainstream trailer would class up the joint?!

  • July 9, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    I wish Catherine Heigl was in it.

    by Royston Lodge

    Now THAT would be counter-intuitive casting!

  • July 9, 2010, 4:54 p.m. CST

    Looks fucking awesome

    by Saracen1

    The trailer rocks my socks. Oh and I want to have a threesome with one-eyed Rodriguez and nun-Lohan.

  • July 9, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST

    This trailer....

    by HorrorFan81 like 14 handjobs wrapped in a Chipotle burrito.

  • July 9, 2010, 5:02 p.m. CST

    Liked the background tune toward the end-

    by SkinJob69

    Carney- "Testify" <p> Meanwhile, the film is looking more mainstream and less "grinhouse" all the time.

  • July 9, 2010, 5:10 p.m. CST

    Trejo is a "Mexi-Can"....

    by BanditDarville

    not a "Mexi-Can't".

  • July 9, 2010, 5:20 p.m. CST

    Phantom Menace rules!!

    by darthwaz1

  • July 9, 2010, 5:24 p.m. CST


    by lostboytexas

    there better be a grindhouse version of Machete because it looks shitty 'cleaned up'

  • July 9, 2010, 6:10 p.m. CST


    by DefyThis

    Grindhouse was spectacular, and bombed because film goers are, by and large, idiots. Nor am I talking out of my ass. The cinema I saw it at actually had signs up that said "the missing reel signs are part of the movie" and "Intermission does not mean the movie is over, please don't leave or you'll miss the second film" because idiots actually thought a reel was missing, and couldn't understand what an "Intermission" was. <br> Honestly, Machete looks fucking awesome for those who understand that it's supposed to be a fun B-movie.

  • July 9, 2010, 6:10 p.m. CST


    by RPLocke

    Yes, film goers are idiots for ignoring movies called Grindhouse.

  • July 9, 2010, 6:41 p.m. CST

    What Happened To The Shitty Grindhouse Look?


    Death Proof, Planet Terror and all the fake movie trailers in the Grindhouse double bill were made to look deteriorated, aged, damaged, but this new Machete trailer looks scratch and dust free. What gives?

  • July 9, 2010, 6:42 p.m. CST

    are those the babysitter twins?

    by Bouncy X

    they were quite doable, legal age be damned.

  • July 9, 2010, 6:50 p.m. CST

    Okay, I'm now tired of this

    by Mgmax

    I loved the fake trailer, liked the real trailer, and now the joke's grown old and cold.

  • July 9, 2010, 7:09 p.m. CST


    by sardonia

    now that is a fucking action movie. If we can see some mexican girl's butthole being flexed on screen then perhaps i can sit at the back of the theater and jack off

  • July 9, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    The sequel to Machete is called AXE right?

    by RPLocke

  • July 9, 2010, 8:01 p.m. CST

    Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here.

    by ebonic_plague

    I'd buy that shit for a goddamned dollar! This town needs an enema! And I'm gonna give it to them. CAN YOU DIG IT???

  • July 9, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    ...the hell? Deniro's in this?? How did I not know this??

    by Dogmatic

  • July 9, 2010, 8:51 p.m. CST

    Michelle Rodriguez

    by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR


  • July 9, 2010, 8:57 p.m. CST

    I'm just hoping...

    by Red Ned Lynch

    Piranha is still hanging on at the drive-in when this comes out. <p> Yeah, Machete and Piranha would be a pretty good old school night at the drive-in, whether they're any good or not.

  • July 9, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    Why do you guys care about grain?

    by offput

    Is the content of the movie any different if they manufacture film grain and shitty audio? I mean, seriously, this still looks like a really fun over-the-top movie. No wonder I don't read the AICN talkbacks anymore, everyone here is too fucking busy hating on anything and everything.

  • July 9, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    Do you think Trejo got anal in the can?

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    DO you?

  • July 9, 2010, 9:04 p.m. CST

    Isn't the can...

    by Red Ned Lynch

    ...the only place you can get it?

  • July 9, 2010, 9:08 p.m. CST

    Anyone who doesn't think Michelle Rodriguez is sexy as all hell

    by DickButtkiss

    Surely must be gay.

  • July 9, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST


    by xalener


  • July 9, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST

    i gotta buy jewelry for mine

    by sith_rising

    which is about once a year... sadly

  • July 9, 2010, 9:15 p.m. CST

    Hey ebonic we can't do business with you waving your threats aro

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true because we're gonna need a bigger boat since i looked back and saw Kurt Russell gotta eat. RICK ROLLED!

  • July 9, 2010, 9:33 p.m. CST

    I'll see it for two really good reasons...

    by AmbroseChaseWillRise

    Michelle, and Jessica. My eyes are bleeding already.

  • July 9, 2010, 9:50 p.m. CST

    this & pimped out Grindhouse BluRay already!

    by strykebr

    srsly, I know Edgar Wright said he was doing commentary for it recently on twitter

  • July 9, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    Robert Rodriguez SUCKS....SUCKS....SUCKS....SUCKS.

    by Missing Dink

    He makes talented actors look untalented. He's all pose, no substance. He tries to make movies with little more than a fanboy's understanding of the genre. Nothing he's ever made is cared about by fans of even the poorest taste. Dusk may be the exception only because a real talent wrote the script. And Tarantino wanted to write out the monster bar sequence because it didn't work.

  • July 9, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Media Messiah is a faggot.

    by loogenhausen

    There's nothing artsy about that.

  • July 9, 2010, 10:21 p.m. CST

    Good stuff.

    by Mechasheeva

    Gotta love a trailer that puts Steven Seagal ahead of Robert DeNiro.

  • July 9, 2010, 10:25 p.m. CST

    so in light of the Arizona and sheriff murders

    by DioxholsterReturns

    this movie might cause a bit of controversy

  • July 9, 2010, 10:26 p.m. CST

    So it's not about a Race War?

    by Pageiv

    I'm dissapointed,this looks like it has nothing to do with the racist story line it originally had. Racist movies appear to be "fun" according to Merrick.

  • July 9, 2010, 10:39 p.m. CST

    Dusk till dawn couldve been cool without the vampires at the end

    by DioxholsterReturns

    wish at least they had vampires chase them across country or they have multiple encounters Twilight style.

  • July 9, 2010, 11:13 p.m. CST

    does it have a distributer yet?

    by brabon300

    i cant believe that the suits are worried about this...looks like a blast

  • July 9, 2010, 11:14 p.m. CST

    What'sa matta, TSC?

    by ebonic_plague

    CIA got you pushing too many pancils? You called down the thunder, well now you got it! If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes... there were a billion screamin' chinamen. I'll never put on a life jacket again, Chief.

  • July 9, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST


    by 2007

    and people say bay makes crappy movies.

  • July 9, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    Hey, look, its Dr Strange

    by YoyodynePropulsionSystems

    I mean the actor who will be playing him, Tom Savini. Great to see him get some work in before taking on Doc Strange for marvel.

  • July 9, 2010, 11:36 p.m. CST

    At least this trailer

    by JeffWeimer

    Doesn't try to alienate half it's potential audience with gratuitous political bullshit like the Cinco de Mayo one did.

  • July 9, 2010, 11:38 p.m. CST

    RE: Mechasheeva

    by JeffWeimer

    And you gotta hand it to DeNiro to be classy enough not to care.

  • July 10, 2010, 12:43 a.m. CST

    Not enought Mel Gibson using the N word.

    by Orionsangels

  • July 10, 2010, 12:43 a.m. CST

    I wanna eat fried ice cream off Michelle Rodriguez's asshole...

    by BurnHollywood

    ...And make TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR and the rest of her haters watch.

  • July 10, 2010, 12:56 a.m. CST

    Bikini (Ed hardy,polo) $18

    by 2jordanercom

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  • July 10, 2010, 1:23 a.m. CST

    That GREEN thing!

    by ebonic_plague

    That's PROVOCATIVE! <P> OK?

  • July 10, 2010, 2:57 a.m. CST

    Fuck Tom Savini As Doctor Strange


    He's a miserable bastard.

  • July 10, 2010, 2:57 a.m. CST

    I hope those out of focus dissolve shots aren't in the movie

    by milesdyson

    That's really annoying

  • July 10, 2010, 3:52 a.m. CST

    looks just right

    by Potatino

    Brilliant. Pretty excited about this. Can't wait.

  • July 10, 2010, 5:19 a.m. CST

    Now we're talking

    by mychuma

    This is the stuff that makes Geeks proud. I was scared that this would be some in-between grindhouse light because of that first trailer. This trailer sells it to me.

  • July 10, 2010, 5:20 a.m. CST

    Michelle Rodriquez yummy

    by optimus122

    What a kickass bod, would love to bang the crap out of her.

  • July 10, 2010, 7:12 a.m. CST

    Michelle Rodriguez is one of the few women...

    by rbatty024

    who are convincing in action roles. She may not be a diverse actress, but she at least looks like she can kick ass. I hate it when movies put a gun in some waif's hands and then expect us to believe she's some hardcore fighter.

  • July 10, 2010, 8:46 a.m. CST

    Wow! Michelle Rodriguez never looked so good.

    by SID 8.0

    I think I'm going to have to check this out. Looks good.

  • July 10, 2010, 9:19 a.m. CST


    by UMAGA

    Make all this stuff direct to DVD. The box office demands it!

  • July 10, 2010, 11:22 a.m. CST


    by savagedave

    Master and Commander and Big Trouble in Little China<P>Two films I've never seen anyone here bashing.

  • July 10, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    "Predators" Is Both A Hit And A Flop!!!

    by Media Messiah

    With a budget of 38 million, it will make about 24 million for the weekend, but add in cost for film prints, distribution, advertising and promotions, and the film will not make any real money in the U.S. They'll have to make their cash overseas and in aftermarkets such as DVD, cable, pay-per-view and broadcast TV. <BR><BR>I blame the issue on poor casting. Andrien Brody does not scream the word star, when you think of him. He is a who cares sort of persona--and Rodriguez did nothing to set this film up as a must-see event, in fact, I didn't even know that it got released yesterday, that is how under the radar I think the film is playing with the masses? The low budget is this movie's only saving grace!!! To tell the truth, most films should be, and can be, made with budgets this low, the rest is just false inflated costs, and padding the books.

  • July 10, 2010, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Looks amazing

    by DirkD13"

    Can't wait for this. Cheech rules!

  • July 10, 2010, 2:24 p.m. CST

    Can someone help me with the girl singing?

    by malificus

    I have a bottomless wellspring of hate for her that's going completely unfocused because I don't know who she is. Can someone ID this bitch so I can focus a little? Rodriguez has gone full retard I swear, god bless the guy he's having fun and he doesn't do anything half ass but if he would just pulled back a little he could be batting them out of the park instead of making me shake my head and ashamed at the thought of watching it. Michelle Rodriguez looks like she should be bumping donuts with Joan Jett, blarg she's gross, she's got the bod and everything but she's just such a dike I can't get interested. It's too damn much man, the right amount of spicy far out makes a diner legend, this is the equivalent of George Costanza's Dad dumping a bucket of paprika on rotten meat and smacking it with the flat side of a cleaver.

  • July 10, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST

    Predators and Machette

    by The_ReAnimator

    Wow, I totally forgot about these sleeper hits. I always love getting my Tarantino/Rodriguez fix every other year.

  • July 10, 2010, 3:20 p.m. CST


    by SunTzu77

    Alba can NOT act. Wow, she's horrible.

  • July 10, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    And Rodriguez...

    by SunTzu77

    Rodriguez writes some of the most godawful dialogue in his flicks.

  • July 10, 2010, 6:08 p.m. CST


    by pr1c3y

    Don Motherfucking Johnson!

  • July 10, 2010, 6:08 p.m. CST


    by pr1c3y

    Don Motherfucking Johnson!

  • July 10, 2010, 7:31 p.m. CST

    Here's the original "Machete" trailer done with LEGO blocks!

    by MisterE

  • July 10, 2010, 9:23 p.m. CST

    Ha Ha, remember the idiot from

    by Fa Fa Fooey

    ...who said there was a "90%" chance (not 75% or 85%) that this movie would start a race war? LOL Paranoid Republicans are so stupid.

  • July 10, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST

    re:STARGATE UNIVERSE is better than any of this!

    by BikerZero

    well you pretty much admitted to being ancient for your particular affinity for a C level scifi show that really loves to overuse montage scenes in practically every episode. machete looks awesome, just straight up action flick...don't wanna see shit blown up and a badass mofo fucking shit up, don't see it. rodriguez usually doesn't disappoint, well in my opinion.

  • July 11, 2010, 1:26 a.m. CST

    Alba over Rodriguez

    by GalactusZ

    Because Jessica Alba is delicate and yummy...while Michelle Rodriguez is ghetto as shit.

  • July 11, 2010, 1:28 a.m. CST

    Trejo vs Seagal

    by GalactusZ

    This is going to be great...we are finally get to see fattass Seagal get his ass

  • July 11, 2010, 1:51 a.m. CST

    Anna Lucia is looking good.

    by gotilk

    And yes, Stargate Universe is better than any of this. But this still looks great.

  • July 11, 2010, 2:22 a.m. CST

    Rodriguez cast Alba just to shoot closeups of her toes

    by Orionsangels

    So expect closeups of her toes. Not that I'm complaining, I'm as kinky as the next guy, but honestly. Rodriguez & Tarantino cast women based off wanting to see their feet. Sickos lol.

  • July 11, 2010, 3:58 a.m. CST

    can't wait for Vern's review

    by the_knightfall

  • July 11, 2010, 3:59 a.m. CST


    by MisterHyde

    they best be putting my girlfriends name on the commercials, dammit.

  • July 11, 2010, 6:55 a.m. CST


    by jordanercominc

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  • July 11, 2010, 7:05 a.m. CST

    Michelle Rodriguez is a sexy one eyed piece of ass!

    by mojoman69

    This will rock. But then again I liked Grindhouse.( at least Planet Terror and the trailers) You know what this movie needs is more cowbell,er, Fahey!

  • July 11, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST

    I'd take Michelle over Jessica any day....

    by BacardiRocky

    of the week. It's been known that Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba the gift that keeps on giving. There is no amount of Valtrex in the world that would convince me to get with that. Also, Michelle is bi so she might be willing to bring over some hot chicks and run a train! Yeah, she is tough, but would rather get a black eye, than a bout with Herpes.

  • July 11, 2010, 1:29 p.m. CST


    by solanine

    One of the worst actresses around today, I honestly don't understand how she still manages to find work. Not to mention she's ugly as a dog. I remember seeing her pop up on Lost for the first time and thinking, "Fuck, this show was so good too..."

  • July 11, 2010, 6:48 p.m. CST


    by BurnHollywood

    Well, LOST turned out to be a waste of time and you turned out to be gay, so life can be surprising, sometimes...

  • July 11, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    Yeah Lohan's toes all up in this movie!

    by Orionsangels

  • July 11, 2010, 9:31 p.m. CST

    Yeah I draw the line at Michelle Rodriguez

    by Orionsangels

    Aint no one wanna see that skanky hos toes.

  • July 11, 2010, 9:40 p.m. CST

    Did you know Trejo is 66 years old?

    by SirLoin

    Tough, grizzled old motherfucker!

  • July 12, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    I blew my wad...

    by Surround Sound

    ...when I saw Michelle Rodriquez. And you can bet Jessica Alba only appears in the first few minutes before being blown away Rodriquez style! Yeah baby!

  • July 16, 2010, 8:30 a.m. CST

    They should call him Mad Mex

    by orcus