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Want to see a crazy rig they built for TRANSFORMERS 3?

Hey folks, Harry here with the latest cool thing from the set of TRANSFORMERS 3. Now earlier today, Merrick posted some photos I forwarded him from a Chicago spy. Now we have video footage of an enormous tilting set. Whatever you think of Michael Bay - you have got to admire the utter insanity of building a set like this. I mean, can you imagine the crazy engineering and the shit tons of blueprints and formulas that had to be written and understood before crazy builder people made the insane thing. You have to excuse me, I'm drunk as hell returning from a July 4th soiree. Twas awesome. Boobs were flashed. 7 women carried the host and put him to bed, because he could no longer do it. And yet, I come home and think this is cool. If it isn't. Blame the Jello Shots! Enjoy...

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  • July 3, 2010, 2:01 a.m. CST

    First Noooooo

    by HeisenbergsBlueSky

    Fuck transformers boring ass shit

  • July 3, 2010, 2:02 a.m. CST

    Only question worth asking...

    by AndoSoundsLikeAMong

    Is it rigged to blow up?

  • July 3, 2010, 2:10 a.m. CST

    That's a gimble..correct?

    by bohdi71

  • July 3, 2010, 2:16 a.m. CST


    by RPLocke


  • July 3, 2010, 2:26 a.m. CST

    Cool Thing? Bay Transformers? WTF?

    by Torgo2020

    How are these words getting garbled into one sentence?

  • July 3, 2010, 2:27 a.m. CST


    by Cal the useless

    so whats so hard for the ACTORS to act like theyre in an angle set they did it back up till the 90's not sure why they had to spend the GNP of Vietnam to make one set for TF3 when Michael "what i touch turns to shit" Bay thinkg it would be good. Can we all just come together and just have a good stoning for the man i mean really idiots like this should not be making movies...

  • July 3, 2010, 2:27 a.m. CST

    Getting it out of the way.....

    by DickJones

    ...the Transformers movies suck,and Shitty LeBeef shouldn't be acting. BTW Harry, we got any updates on Ghostbusters 3?

  • July 3, 2010, 2:35 a.m. CST

    Idea taken from inception?

    by phuck

    Stealing the ideas of the awesome chris nolan!

  • July 3, 2010, 2:36 a.m. CST

    Cool engineering? Call me when they make a Transformer

    by Tall_Boy66

    A real one that actually transforms into a car and has sentience and says "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings!"

  • July 3, 2010, 2:38 a.m. CST

    Funny thing is...

    by CCon99

    They built that giant set piece and probably less than 2 minutes of the finished movie will take place inside it.

  • July 3, 2010, 2:47 a.m. CST

    CC0N99 Lucas would have green screened it

    by RPLocke

    And the whole movie would be filmed inside a tiny room.

  • July 3, 2010, 2:52 a.m. CST

    Starring an underwear model.

    by Toilet_Terror


  • July 3, 2010, 2:56 a.m. CST

    Could've just built a tilting floor, then green-screened in...

    by BurnHollywood

    ...The background elements. Michael Bay's a money squandering dumbass.<p> Oh, and here's the brilliant dialogue for this crucial sequence: <br> "Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!" <br> "Augh-gh-gh-gh-gh!" <br> "Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!" <br> "OhmyGawd!" <br> "Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!" <br> "Augh-gh-gh-gh-gh!" <br> "Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!" <br> "OhmyGawd!" <br> "Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!"

  • July 3, 2010, 2:57 a.m. CST

    Wered the link or clip go??

    by bongo123

  • July 3, 2010, 2:57 a.m. CST

    Wered the link or clip go??

    by bongo123

  • July 3, 2010, 3:03 a.m. CST


    by Trannyformers_Apologist

    Yeah AICN please keep us informed on every minor fucking detail related to this abortion of celluloid shitfest from the world renowned sexist, racist, douche bag, Razzie-wining, hack <P> Paramount/Bay:"Please go watch Shitformers 3 it will be better we promise" lmao <P> As long as Fagformers 3 is slightly better than the second movie then the retarded movie critics will praise it as quality entertainment thus continuing to Rick-Roll the population. <P> All the dumb retards just LOVE random pointless explosions, cussing-racist-pissing-leg-humping robots, over-dramatic lens flares, cheesy Linkin Park power ballads, retarded panning 360 degree hero shots every five seconds, random scenes of people screaming and running, sassy fat black women, male dogs humping ect ect ....<P>

  • July 3, 2010, 3:20 a.m. CST

    Anchorman 2......

    by DickJones

    ....that's what the people WANT. Instead,we are given this aborted fetus of a film.

  • July 3, 2010, 3:20 a.m. CST

    Not to be a downer Big Guy...

    by p0llk4t

    ...but if you're shouldn't really be drinking much...

  • July 3, 2010, 3:36 a.m. CST

    smart move

    by Bass Ackwards

    That means in every press piece before the movie they can talk about this amazing tilting set that was built 100% practical and avoid having to talk about every other shitty thing involved with this movie. Kind of like with the second one all the interviews were about Shia doing his own stunts and how he almost got burned!

  • July 3, 2010, 4:07 a.m. CST

    I do like the scale Bay brings, I must admit.

    by Mr Nicholas

  • July 3, 2010, 4:14 a.m. CST

    no no no no no no no no no..!!

    by Stalkeye

    No Bayformers!

  • July 3, 2010, 4:39 a.m. CST

    whiny babies.

    by atm216

    Look its a movie based on fucking toys and a cartoon. If christopher nolan made it it would still be fucking dumb. Its perfect for bay. Its the little debbie of movies. Sweet but not meant to do anything but rot your teeth. Some of you douche nozzles really pretend like you arent going to see this? Give me a break.

  • July 3, 2010, 5 a.m. CST

    Considering nonoe on AICN likes Bayformers

    by barnaby jones

    why does it get so much coverage ?

  • July 3, 2010, 5:05 a.m. CST

    guess the "writers" liked Uncharted 2

    by brechtsky

    looks like they are trying to bring the hotel destruction level to life.

  • July 3, 2010, 5:06 a.m. CST

    Jello shots, Harry? Really?


    What, did you join a sorrority?

  • July 3, 2010, 5:10 a.m. CST

    And Bay, you know...


    Hell, Bay, I wanna be Jim Cameron, too, so I don't blame you for doing this kind of stuff. I really don't. But Cameron actually knows what the fuck a STORY is, and how it works. You seem to have missed the day they taught that shit. Take an online class or something, okay, Michael?

  • July 3, 2010, 5:26 a.m. CST

    Wouldn't it have been cheaper tiliting a real office?

    by BenBraddock

    But seriously, the ends Hollywood go to building sets is pretty impressive, especially when they are for pieces of kaka like "Transformers"

  • July 3, 2010, 5:45 a.m. CST

    Not seen such a crazy riggs since Lethal Weapon

    by theyreflockingthisway

  • July 3, 2010, 5:47 a.m. CST


    by Stalkeye

    Judging from your post, it reads like you are channeling the spirit of Asimovlives.But that said, I 100% concur with your statement.<p>Fuck Bay and the mindless fans of his "adaptation".

  • July 3, 2010, 5:55 a.m. CST

    wasnt there a scene with a building knocked over?

    by ahdvd

    this is probably for that being filmed.

  • July 3, 2010, 5:57 a.m. CST

    Ernie Hudson quits Ghosbusters III set

    by Gorgomel

  • July 3, 2010, 6:04 a.m. CST

    So Harry is impressed with a tilting set?

    by BP_drills_america_a_new_asshole

    Awwww Harry thinks its a miracle of engineering. Does little Harry warry want to go and play on it? Yes he does! Yes he does! Uncle Michael can he go play? Pwetty please?

  • July 3, 2010, 6:08 a.m. CST


    by JonChambers


  • July 3, 2010, 6:08 a.m. CST

    A TILTING SET - OH-MY-FUCKING-GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by JonChambers

  • July 3, 2010, 6:12 a.m. CST

    Man, I thought that thing was gonna see-saw like...

    by tylerzero

  • July 3, 2010, 6:12 a.m. CST had two Gabourey Sidibes sitting on either end.

    by tylerzero

  • July 3, 2010, 6:14 a.m. CST

    This gimble thing pre-existed

    by TheJudger

    See sometimes you have these people who make these things with the sole intent to lease them out to films and tv media. That is what-eva-da-fuck this thing is. The platform and how it's supported and moved with cranes. That wasnt build by Bayham. The dressing inside was. Yeah it's still cool, but how far do you think a dollar can take you in this biz. To fab something like that from a-z. Several million. Time and testing as well, which they wouldnt have very much of for something that damn big. No one wants another Twilight Zone Mishap. This thing Pre-Existed. It's still cool though.

  • July 3, 2010, 6:18 a.m. CST

    Harrys holding out for tha nano shot cure for the D

    by TheJudger

    although Mr. Red that cure is probably 3 clinical trial phases away, and that means 10-15 years. Take it easy on the Bub, bub. D-W/D killed my grandfather when he was pretty damn young.

  • July 3, 2010, 6:25 a.m. CST

    What, they built an actual set?

    by Quentin_Rodriguez

    And I thought movies like this were all about green screen and CGI backgrounds... Maybe there's still hope for this:)

  • July 3, 2010, 6:52 a.m. CST

    Most important question from that article:

    by lochkray

    How were the boobs that were flashed? Perky? Round? Small? Big? Little nipples like erasers on the back of pencils? Huge ones like the top of a novilty baby-bottle piggy bank? Torpedo shaped? Lactating? Details, details, details - or better yet, photos.

  • July 3, 2010, 7:03 a.m. CST

    Why is this being treated as something remarkable?

    by J.B.M.A.

    You may recall a film from some years back called TITANIC that employed a vast array of real-time tilting sets, both interior and exterior. And they could be repeatedly flooded as well. And one of the sets was a big fucking boat eighteen times the size of that thing.<p>Don't get me wrong - I love movie making stuff too, but Cameron shat on this years ago.

  • July 3, 2010, 7:32 a.m. CST

    Rig a coherent plot...

    by Thebaldent

    And let's have some character depth, and no racism, and a female lead who can act. I love behind the scenes stuff on movies, but this actually irritates me because i just imagine Micheal Bay shouting, "bigger, bigger!". The hollowness of Trans 2 really has jaded me on this franchise.

  • July 3, 2010, 7:45 a.m. CST

    the disgusting inequity of the world

    by mojination

    This idiot commands a dollar value that would wipe out hunger in a small african nation. Fuck you and your retarded films, Bay. You are what is wrong with western culture.

  • July 3, 2010, 7:48 a.m. CST

    Galvatron, Unicron, Ultra Magnus....

    by Mutley26

    IMO, as they've mad a complete hash of G.1 so far, why not jog along to the Unicron saga? Couldn't get any worse. Could it?

  • July 3, 2010, 7:54 a.m. CST

    Forget the set. More news about Harry's Party!

    by Alice Cooper Stalker

  • July 3, 2010, 8:08 a.m. CST

    They were torturing a guy in that thing

    by Inexplicable_Nuclear_Balls

    Didn't you hear him screaming? Or maybe that was a Talkbacker watching TF2 on-set.

  • July 3, 2010, 8:20 a.m. CST

    Really Cool News

    by bod33

    Whats next a picture of the catering trailer.

  • July 3, 2010, 8:35 a.m. CST

    only if its a giant catering trailer!

    by Potatino

    oh and that rig is pretty big and impressive... over compensating much Mr Bay?

  • July 3, 2010, 8:38 a.m. CST

    Good old Bay

    by Lemure_v2

    Why use green screen when you can build a giant tilting thing that tilts. He did the same with Pearl Harbor. Love him or hate him, the guy's a grafter.

  • July 3, 2010, 8:40 a.m. CST

    Transformers 3 is mentioned - cue bitching...

    by Lemure_v2

    waa, I want to see a picture of Unicron and Im not going to see this because Bay is rubbish though I will see it first night it comes out because Im a whinging fanboy and dont want to be left out waa waa

  • July 3, 2010, 8:42 a.m. CST

    Q for the haters.

    by Lemure_v2

    You came on the site and saw a link to Transformers 3 news. You hate Bay and the first two films but still you clicked? Why? I saw a link to comic book news. I do not have an interest in comic books. I did not click. Simple.

  • July 3, 2010, 8:46 a.m. CST

    when i grow up i wanna be Lemure_v2

    by mojination

  • July 3, 2010, 8:56 a.m. CST

    Looks like just another day on the Girard Point Bridge

    by BrandLoyalist

    Except less cement-making slurry showering down from the upper deck. Anyway it's nothing PennDOT wouldn't make you drive through.

  • July 3, 2010, 9:17 a.m. CST

    Commence flaming. Fire at will.

    by RobinP

    do your worst, but I really don't get the Transformers hate. Admittedly, I didn't catch the cartoon series, I was working when it was show, BUT - I have since bought the 'toon discs out of curiosity, plus they were cheap. My view has always been it's a summer movie with bigass robots, explosions and property damage. What's not to like? I don't think they were ever made to change my way of thinking or my philosophy or my admittedly cynical at times world view. They're made to take me away from everything and give me an escape for a couple of hours. Let's lighten up, huh?

  • July 3, 2010, 9:30 a.m. CST

    All that and the robot fights will still suck

    by kafka07

    Not interested in anything Michael Bay does, period.

  • July 3, 2010, 9:35 a.m. CST

    It's a manifestation of disappointment

    by belasco_house

    & if the hate leads to a superior TF3... then you gotta love the hate. <p> <p> I mean, 'BAY SUCKS MY SPERM-SACK' may not sound constructive, but better that than some of the dubious glowing reviews we get

  • July 3, 2010, 9:46 a.m. CST

    Sent from my iPhone?

    by photoboy

    Looks like it was filmed on an iPhone 4. :p<br><br> Anyway, it's Bay and his shit robot designs. The story will be shit also. So what's the point? Let's just wait a few years and hopefully someone with talent will be brought on to reboot it and do Gen 1 properly.

  • July 3, 2010, 9:50 a.m. CST

    All these resources being wasted on something that's

    by Isotherm

    going to suck. How is this cool news, Aint it Cool News?

  • July 3, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    Michael Bay can certainly be creative...

    by zinc_chameleon

    taking a bus crash/accident on the set and turning that into one of the best scenes in Trans1 is an example of real creativity. Characters? Dialog? What are those?

  • July 3, 2010, 10:10 a.m. CST

    The same engineering was used to animate MOMOA.

    by The Reluctant Austinite

  • July 3, 2010, 10:20 a.m. CST


    by enderandrew

    Really, you don't know that is called a gimble and you're a massive film buff?<p>Now, is that gimble larger than the one Singer built for Superman Returns? That was a record-breaking gimble.

  • July 3, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST

    looks likeparamount has already started writing cheques

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    i can see it now - AICN says Transformers 3 is the gretest film ever made!

  • July 3, 2010, 10:35 a.m. CST

    That was my skull...

    by bc1970


  • July 3, 2010, 11:25 a.m. CST

    John Turturro screaming..

    by nolan bautista

    ..sound like him inside that set

  • July 3, 2010, 11:32 a.m. CST

    No GB3 News?

    by Axl Z

    I'm out!

  • July 3, 2010, 11:53 a.m. CST

    Jello Shots?

    by SwollenGoat

    That's pretty fucking gay.

  • July 3, 2010, 11:59 a.m. CST


    by Bouncy X

    they click despite the claims of hate because they can't stand the thought that others don't hear their opinion. they HAVE to tell everyone else how they feel because they are searching for validation. for some strange reason they can't fathom the concept of having their own opinion and having it end there. my guess is they were dropped on the head as babies or they're just that mentally deficient by nature. either way, it makes for fun and funny reading so its win-win. :P

  • July 3, 2010, 12:01 p.m. CST

    So Harry, we;re sure this time right?

    by Harry_Knowles_Here_for_Benadryl

    Because like you said you only post confirmed stories, even though Merrick in all his genius posted shots 2 weeks ago claiming they were transformers when they weren't and eveyone knew it. Just making sure here becuase it would look real stupid for AICN to say they only post confirmed information and then do something stupid like oh I dunno, post something thats total bullshit from Merrick. Just looking out for you.

  • July 3, 2010, 12:08 p.m. CST

    I Want Harry's Job!

    by filegumbo

    I wish my job would allow me to become inebriated, stumble home, drunkenly pound out some drivel on a keyboard for public consumption, and then sink into a contented slumber with dreams of Jello shots and boobs. Awesome!

  • July 3, 2010, 12:10 p.m. CST


    by Quentin_Rodriguez

    Wonder if Bay will be able to tone down his 9543-cuts-a minute style for the 3D format. Heck, maybe then he'll even deliver a set piece where you can actually make out what the fuck is going on... I know, I'm dreaming

  • July 3, 2010, 12:21 p.m. CST

    I'd rather hear about Twilight movies

    by jimmy_009


  • July 3, 2010, 12:22 p.m. CST

    I'd just like to be the first person to mention that

    by UltraTron

    there were unfuckingbelievably incredible shots in trans2 here and there. It's such a shame. Optimus hanging out talking with gov guys is pretty amazing. Has someone made a phantom edit yet?

  • July 3, 2010, 12:30 p.m. CST

    I'd just like to mention that I played neo geo last night

    by UltraTron

    and didn't get laid. However I really enjoyed cutting my friend in half in glorious 16 bit. Micheal Bay didn't get laid either because he is still up from all the coke and there's nothing happening down there. So I don't feel so bad.

  • July 3, 2010, 12:40 p.m. CST

    It's a gimbal Harry... sober up.

    by Chewtoy

    I'm giving you a hard time, but seriously... how do you not know about these? Pretty much every major motion picture set on a boat, airplane or featuring a large disaster uses them. TheJudger is most likely right, and the studio probably rented or owned the pre-existing rig. They may have modified it to their exact needs, but it's not like Bay's crack team of engineers invented something new from what we see here.

  • July 3, 2010, 1:06 p.m. CST

    People bash Bay because it's fun

    by Nerd Rage

    Like bashing George Lucas or Jay Leno. They're all sell out pigs so people leap at any chance to shit on their name. Pretty understandable.

  • July 3, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Ad Nauseum

    by GroolDemon

    Bay shaky cam + gimbled, moving, shaking set piece = collective audience spew.

  • July 3, 2010, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Who am I kidding though

    by GroolDemon

    I know my ass will get coerced or hyped into seeing this shit ball. Man it sucks being a TF fan...

  • July 3, 2010, 1:13 p.m. CST

    Actually, if the gimble and the Shakey-cam are co-ordinated

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    The shots might actually come out looking pretty smooth and steady

  • July 3, 2010, 2 p.m. CST


    by Joely_Boy

    Two wrongs make a right!

  • July 3, 2010, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Hey Harry The Digital Bits Called You Out


    On your predator ultimate review blu ray. Check it out it's interesting.

  • July 3, 2010, 2:17 p.m. CST

    TF2 shots

    by enderandrew

    Actually the fight where Optimus dies in the forest was suprisingly clear and coherent. It looks amazing in IMAX. Too bad the rest of the film fails to deliver. They create a massive combined Transformer, to have it taken out in one shot by Turturo screaming to shot at its balls. The Fallen is ripped apart in about two seconds. In both films, the actual robot on robot battles are very quick. I'm not a massive Bay hater. He makes a certain type of film. I can shut off my brain and appreciate it, but with TF2, Bay even failed to make a good Bay film.

  • July 3, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    The fights in Transformers 1 and 2 are all good

    by RPLocke

    The scene in the hanger in 2 is one of the best parts of the entire movie. I don't know where some of you people get off saying they look bad. If you want bad effects go see A Team.

  • July 3, 2010, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Both Transformers films Suck!...

    by BlackBriar

    And the 3rd one suck major ass also! No good ever came from these Shitty movies if any thinks otherwise, believes Twilight is a good movie. That's pretty sad!

  • July 3, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    The money they spent on that rig...

    by TheLeader

    could've funded a decent small-budget movie. Then again, the whole budget of TS3 could've funded about 200 decent small-budget movies, each of which would potentially have a higher profit margin than TS3. Pull your heads out of your asses, studio accountants!

  • July 3, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST


    by LaserPants

    It's the movie they should've made, but made into a videogame instead and it's AWESOME. More proof that videogames are going to replace action movies in the very near future.

  • July 3, 2010, 3:02 p.m. CST


    by Yourbigpalal83

    You fanboys bitch at every little thing! and whats worse, 1 person says some bad shit, a thousand of you pathetic fucks say the exact same thing, regardless of what u really think. Its a fucking set! you have yet to see 1 sec of footage from the actual movie! Grow the fuck up, see the movie, then bitch and moan, but bitch an moan because of what u think, not cause some poor sad fuck on the internet said fuck michael bay!

  • July 3, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST

    I love that the digitalbits called out Harry

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    Harry loves film but he is a complete idiot in terms of video quality, it's like he doesn't care about cinematography at all. Predator is a terrible transfer and any one who claims "it's amazing quality" is either blind, retarded or doesn't care, and it's a shame to say that i think Harry falls into the last category - He just doesn't care about how a film looks at all

  • July 3, 2010, 3:29 p.m. CST

    There's no cool in Bay

    by AsimovLives

    Only shit.

  • July 3, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    Harry, I have to agree about the diabetic comment

    by Badger23

    Drinking to excess and diabetes don't really mix. You could slip into a diabetic coma, but people may think you're just sleeping it off.'re dead.

  • July 3, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    The Gays For Bay already showed up

    by AsimovLives

    Great to see the dedication this Gays For Bay have about their favorite maturbation fantasy pin-up boy. Mindless blind dumbed down dedication like this is the stuff that blind fanaticism is made of.

  • July 3, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST

    The Church of Bayformers is open

    by AsimovLives

    Only retards are accepted into the fold.

  • July 3, 2010, 4:01 p.m. CST

    Wanna see good fights?

    by corplhicks

    Check out newly shown videos for SW the old republic video game. If only Lucas gave us this level of force mad kick ass in eps 1-3

  • July 3, 2010, 4:25 p.m. CST

    Transformers is forever cool you haters

    by DioxholsterReturns

    accept it and move on you purgatory lurkers

  • July 3, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Transformers is a good movie

    by RPLocke

    It doesn't need help from the critics.

  • July 3, 2010, 5 p.m. CST

    waste of $$$

    by redkamel

    It looks cool, but I would be more impressed if Bay if the money was spent learning about "plot", "story", "cohesion", "not cutting shots every .015 seconds"

  • July 3, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST


    by cylon_conspiracy

    Wow! If they are making a sequel then obviously they must have made their money back with the last one. That's awesome. With the poor reception of TF2 I figured the studios might not want to take a chance on another one. Good to know!

  • July 3, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    @BrandLoyalist I Thought all they were doing was painting the br

    by JusticeSabre

    Ehh. Anyways... Bay stinks.

  • July 3, 2010, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Transformers needs a gritty reboot

    by Jay_Lenos_Ugly_Wife

    Less action, more character study of Bumblebee.

  • July 3, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    I think the next one should be all about Shia

    by RPLocke

    No robots. Just shia.

  • July 3, 2010, 5:49 p.m. CST

    lol "character study of bumblee"

    by DioxholsterReturns

    the source material is as flat as it gets, Michael Bay should be hailed as filmmaking king for "transforming" a deadbeat cartoon into a summer blockbuster. may i remind you of The Last Airbender?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  • July 3, 2010, 5:52 p.m. CST

    saw a poster of new replacement TF model in the mall this week

    by DioxholsterReturns

    might as well have been a teaser

  • July 3, 2010, 5:54 p.m. CST

    how come text doesnt disappear anynore? youuuuuuuuuuu knowwwwwww

    by DioxholsterReturns


  • July 3, 2010, 5:58 p.m. CST

    okay so we only got a second line no third.

    by DioxholsterReturns

    test complete

  • July 3, 2010, 6:09 p.m. CST

    If you're impressed with Bayformers 1 and 2

    by Nerd Rage

    Then you are easily impressed and have low standards.

  • July 3, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST

    whats not to like in TF 1 and 2 ????

    by DioxholsterReturns

    last i checked no movie got the same metal melting action seen in transformers.

  • July 3, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Nerd Rage

    by RPLocke

    Nerd, you're always in these threads bitching about something. According to you Blade Runner is the high standard all movies should aspire too, even though that movie bombed and it's nothing but a cult classic.

  • July 3, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST

    confusing action, potty humor, shitty robot designs,

    by Nerd Rage

    racism, stupid villain motives, forced jingoism, Transformers are reduced to being Godzilla monsters instead of actual characters, redundant music, waste-of-time secondary characters, wasted storytelling opportunities, all the money shots are in the trailers, extended climax becomes boring, etc, etc...

  • July 3, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST

    RPLocke aka Micheal Bay's little bitch

    by Nerd Rage

    Your always on these threads defending shitty movies. You bottom feeding, studio cheerleader. I don't bitch, I challenge the artistic merit of Hollywood adaptations. Learn the difference, you studio whore.

  • July 3, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Nerd, I may defend shitty movies

    by RPLocke

    but at least I don't outright slam everything like you do, you art house bitch.

  • July 3, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    and I never once mention Blade Runner

    by Nerd Rage

    in any talkbalk, you confused studio puppet.

  • July 3, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    You can have standards for blockbusters too.

    by Nerd Rage

    Blockbusters can be compelling and well-crafted. They don't have to be demolition or army recruitment videos with farting/humping/pisssing robots. Bayformers 2 is consitantly rated the worst blockbuster ever made. Right up there with Pearl Harbor. You don't see Captain Jack pissing or farting and that franchise is based on a theme park ride.

  • July 3, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    Dude, don't be so critical.

    by RPLocke

    Everyone's a critic. Can't I watch a movie because I like it?

  • July 3, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    robots + jingoism = WIN!!!!!

    by DioxholsterReturns

    Nerd Rage lives up to his silly name.

  • July 3, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    3 HAS to be better than 2

    by thot

    How could it get any worse than the absolute crapfest that pt. 2 was. I actually turned it off after about 45 minutes in. yawn.

  • July 3, 2010, 8:31 p.m. CST

    Really, after 45 minutes? Yet you'd sit through

    by RPLocke

    the shit known as Brotherhood of the Wolf.

  • July 3, 2010, 9:14 p.m. CST

    The original mocked jingoism

    by Nerd Rage

    The decepticons were a tyrannical military class and the autobots were the worker class who fought to overthrow the decepticons to free themselves. Also the decepticons raided oil rigs and power plants all the time to fuel their hunger for raw energy. You won't see anything that relevant or layered in pokemon or power rangers. But Micheal Bay turned Transformers from a anti-jingoistic allegory into a army recruitment ad. Fucking pentagon crony.

  • July 3, 2010, 9:17 p.m. CST

    Hey Dixhole

    by Nerd Rage

    You're just jealous of my awesome screen name.

  • July 3, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    so we should fight Decepticons with butterflies and rainbow powe

    by DioxholsterReturns

    and your name stinks. Nerd Rage? yeah you will never get layed now.

  • July 3, 2010, 9:49 p.m. CST

    Nerd Rage none of that was in the cartoon.

    by RPLocke

    That's fanfic garbage, and you know it. All Transformers is about is fighting over energy, but with the movies it became fighting over planets. Nothing really changed.

  • July 3, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    Trannyformers_Apologist & Asimovlives are

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    hardened pedophiles and should be ignored. I found them fucking in a Transformers 2 movie line one time. I initially thought it was two giant disgusting rats, but as I got closer I realized it was them. So I just kicked them as hard as I could....but they just kept on was gross. Anyhoo, AICN talkbackers that hate Michael Bay and criticize his movies are just as witless as his (minority) characters.

  • July 3, 2010, 10:10 p.m. CST

    RPLocke...Nerd Rage is actually right

    by Bouncy X

    the stuff they said about raiding oil rigs and power plants happened on almost an episode by episode basis in the first season and the first half of season two. as for "autobots as the worker class", well the flashbacks episodes did establish the autotbots as more or less that and the decepticons basically forcing them into war.

  • July 3, 2010, 10:23 p.m. CST

    These TF talkbacks crack me up...

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    so much anti-Bay rhetoric. This is what Berlin must have been like in 1938.

  • July 3, 2010, 10:40 p.m. CST

    The comics Transformers was different than the

    by RPLocke

    TV Transformers. I think Bey was basing his stuff on the comics Transformers.

  • July 3, 2010, 11:01 p.m. CST


    by Sir Perior

    A friend of a friend of a friend's friend sent you much better images of this set AND a bunch of vehicles sitting nearby about 2 weeks ago!!

  • July 3, 2010, 11:11 p.m. CST

    Bay just needs to make a straight action movie...

    by andrew coleman

    He has destroyed the Transformers franchise but if he just would make some random action movie I would be down.

  • July 3, 2010, 11:19 p.m. CST

    "They" build shit like this all the time for TV commercials

    by DigitalBeachWar

    Not that impressive. It was probably built in a week by under paid construction crews working non-stop. Who the fuck cares. Constructing a set like this isn't that technical. It's not a fucking rocket.

  • July 3, 2010, 11:19 p.m. CST

    Also... RPLocke is MBay

    by andrew coleman

    No way someone other then him would defend these movies. If you're not him then you're an idiot and you should do us all a favor and stop posting here and return to jerking it to Shia and his robot adventures.

  • July 3, 2010, 11:55 p.m. CST

    dear spectrebeeyatch

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    you're a fuckin pussy and a scrawny bitch like Shia would probably stomp your little girl face like it was UFC highlight.

  • July 3, 2010, 11:57 p.m. CST

    spectrebeeyatch one more thing

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Michael Bay fucks that fat skank whore you call a her unwiped ass...where you came from. I guess the other half of you came from MBs balls.

  • July 3, 2010, 11:57 p.m. CST


    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I love trolling on TF talkbacks

  • July 4, 2010, 12:12 a.m. CST


    by YouAreAllMyBastardChildren

    Damn you, Bay! You crazy sonuvabitch! I love it! I love it! I can't get enough of it!

  • July 4, 2010, 1:52 a.m. CST

    A sequel to the worst movie of 2009

    by GimpInMyPants


  • July 4, 2010, 2:01 a.m. CST


    by RPLocke

    Kick Ass didn't get a sequel.

  • July 4, 2010, 4:32 a.m. CST


    by Lemure_v2

    You all hate Bay, you read that TF2 was crap...yet you ALL went and saw it? YOU funded the third one and you're ALL going to go and see it. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

  • July 4, 2010, 5:27 a.m. CST

    Still flames on Optimus?

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    count me out

  • July 4, 2010, 5:28 a.m. CST

    how to throw money away in a rig

    by echobase

    ... spend some money in a proper script!!!

  • July 4, 2010, 5:45 a.m. CST

    so what?

    by quintana007

    Speilberg built a whole airport for Terminal. Herzog transported a ship over a mountain. Harrison Ford had a ice machine in the jungle. gimme me a break. It's for impressing little children, not for grown ups

  • July 4, 2010, 6:25 a.m. CST

    Footage of someone getting ass raped

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    In Micheals Bay's new rotating Office with a transforming Casting Couch.

  • July 4, 2010, 8:23 a.m. CST

    It doesn't matter how many set reports you guys do.

    by Angelus_420

  • July 4, 2010, 8:26 a.m. CST

    It doesn't matter how many set reports you guys do.

    by Angelus_420

    Sorry for the double post. This movie is going to be so bad you could build every TF to scale and it wouldn't help. I don't think Bay knows a good script when he sees one and just sees the visuals and effects that would go into a movie. This is good for looking at a film but is very bad when looking for a film with substance. Bay should go to the guys that wrote the game War for Cybertron and see if they can't fix his mistakes.

  • July 4, 2010, 12:08 p.m. CST


    by commandertim

    Could you be any more unprofessional and a hack at what you do Harry? Honestly...

  • July 4, 2010, 12:29 p.m. CST

    recently re-watched TF2

    by Kammich

    it was on Cinemax and I hadn't seen it in since the IMAX theatre showing. I didn't even really like it then, but the spectacle of the imagery on an IMAX screen must have swayed me a bit, because JESUS is that movie bad on 2nd viewing. the action and set pieces are still plenty grandiose, but the movie makes no fucking sense at all. everything with the Fallen, the "Matrix," Shia going to robot heaven, the Decepticons hatching little puppy robots on their home world... what the fuck? it made me go back to the first film and actually appreciate it for it was. thats scary.

  • July 4, 2010, 1:09 p.m. CST

    The TF2 acronym is reserved for Team Fortress 2

    by Badger23

    Infinitely more deserving of an acronym.

  • July 4, 2010, 1:38 p.m. CST

    No, I don't want to see it

    by JT Kirk


  • July 4, 2010, 3:01 p.m. CST

    They replaced a failed actress with a

    by AlwaysThere

    supermodel that has never acted in anything anybody can name, congrats Transformers fans.

  • July 4, 2010, 3:06 p.m. CST


    by RPLocke

    Yeah, cause we see a Transformers movie for the actress, lol.

  • July 4, 2010, 4:17 p.m. CST

    the new model actress can be seen "smoking" on the web

    by DioxholsterReturns

    search it

  • July 4, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST


    by RPLocke

    I hate to break it to you but most movies are rewritten as they're being shot.

  • July 4, 2010, 6:25 p.m. CST

    This gets a story but Green Hornet trailer or Inception screenin

    by Harry_Knowles_Here_for_Benadryl

  • July 4, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Nobody gives a damn about a Seth Rogen....

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Green Hornet

  • July 4, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    we do pple here hate seth rogen?

    by DioxholsterReturns

    hes not that bad

  • July 4, 2010, 7:39 p.m. CST

    seth rogen is terrible

    by F-18

    So terrible he doesn't deserve name capitalization.

  • July 4, 2010, 7:42 p.m. CST

    The Green Hornet looks like every other

    by RPLocke

    action movie.

  • July 4, 2010, 7:42 p.m. CST

    Awash in negativity

    by Star Hump

    It is destroying our souls. Resist. Reprogram your mind. Look at the positive. It will take time to reverse the flow but it can be done.

  • July 4, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    seth rogen is a douche

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

  • July 4, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST

    How about a Brown Hornet movie?

    by BurnedNotice_Dude

    Remember that from Fat Albert. It would be cool to see that in live action.

  • July 4, 2010, 8:43 p.m. CST

    RPLocke... you remind me of an old mate

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Now this fella had a flawless(as far as he was concerned way to review a films worth. It comes under three simple catagories. <p> Tits. Explosions. Swearing in a cool way. <p> Now, as much as I appreciated his system when I was 14, it quickly became tiresome. He had a sixth sense about films with "merit" and therefore avoided any such films. <p> Your happiness at being spoonfed explosions in 2 second edits however still would baffle my moronic friend. Transformers has noi tits you see. Not to mention zero swearing..... Oh, that's right we had that awesome scene of Shias mommy getting stoned and tackling a teenager... Guffaw..... <p> The following should not be taken personally(unless you feel it is necessary) <p> Go fuck yourself. If I ever got the chance I would slap your mother and grandmother in the chops for cultivating a new kind of stupidity that actually seems proud of it's own stupidity. <p> FUUUUCKKK..... No wonder I hardly post anymore. The trolls are fuckin knee deep now.

  • July 4, 2010, 9:06 p.m. CST


    by RPLocke

    Yeah, they're called action movies. They're supposed to have explosions. What do you know, you guys have soaps that have been running for 100 years and you think Dr. Who is good.

  • July 4, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    Nobody.... Pisses on the Doctor. You just made my point

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Stupid is as stupid does though right? You dumb as a bag of Gumps MotherFucker. <p> Also, the term Action movie should not indicate pure shit. Go look at the work by Sam Peckinpah, Walter Hill, George Miller, John McTiernan, James Cameron....aww fuck it. What's the point. Where I see banal scripting, woeful humour and mindnumbingly incoherent action, you see the best film of the year. <p> A tip o the hat to you sir. You have me beat.

  • July 4, 2010, 9:51 p.m. CST


    by RPLocke

    Hey fucker, people are slamming Avatar left and right and that's directed by Cameron, right? You idiot moron.

  • July 4, 2010, 10:29 p.m. CST

    by MikeTheSpike

    Ha, finally, confirmation. Merrick's shit is just the dregs everyone else throws his way.

  • July 4, 2010, 10:59 p.m. CST

    Well done... The comparisons between both films

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    is like the one between a seafood platter and a shit sandwich. You just know some fuckin moron prefers that shit sandwich...

  • July 4, 2010, 11:01 p.m. CST

    How does someone become an idiot moron?

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Wait, thats Bayspeak for biggest demographic.

  • July 4, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST


    by RPLocke

    Yeah, I love how you totally ignore my question and go back to insults. Nice work asshole.

  • July 4, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    Ok.. here goes. People who sledge Avatar are like you.

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    If only Cameron had spent even less time on story I guess and more time on spinning the camera so you cannot see things clearly and juiced it up with ADD-style editing. <p> He could have filled it to the brim with bad humor, oh, and Megan Fox. Then Avatar would have been great. <p> <p> Also asshole when I mention Cameron it also means Terminator 1 & 2, Aliens, The Abyss and True Lies. Y'know, films that are regarded as action classics. <p> I tell ya what. Tomorrow when you get out of your ferarri-bed and take of your spiderman pyjamas get mommy to drive you to the Dvd store, and rent some movies before you were born. <p> When you can come back here and debate the virtues of The Wild Bunch v's High Noon, we'll talk again. See ya in a few years kiddo.

  • July 4, 2010, 11:26 p.m. CST


    by RPLocke

    What people DON'T get is that Avatar was better than the Abyss, and True Lies, yet there's people so stuck in the past they can't accept anything new and slag on it just because it was filmed in 3D. They're called morons.

  • July 4, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    What the? Did you throw me a rational bone by mistake?

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Oh you trolls are crafty creatures. Just when I thought I had you figured.

  • July 4, 2010, 11:36 p.m. CST


    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Prefers a hot-cock sandwich stuffed with lettuce and onions...and then stufffed in his ass. Avatar was 3-D monkey garbage

  • July 4, 2010, 11:41 p.m. CST

    Oh please stop with the director.....

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    dick sucking. The girls on this site are always riding director dick. Always drooling over Woody Allen and's like you guys want to be molested by Polanski. Fucking weak dumb bitches. They hardly even use their own materials, always claiming fame for others works or actual events.

  • July 4, 2010, 11:44 p.m. CST


    by RPLocke

    Besides, Cameron has been ripping off Lucas for years. But I don't see a Cameronfilms company anywhere.

  • July 4, 2010, 11:46 p.m. CST

    what's this? Another Baylover?

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Jesus. <p> You imbeciles need to be neutured.

  • July 4, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    No Bay love here, just Trolling. But....

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    you're a dumb cunt and just another moth for cameron's bright movies. You probably cried during Titanic...fucking queer

  • July 4, 2010, 11:49 p.m. CST

    Do you mean Lightstorm Entertainment?

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Y'know, Cameron's film Company?

  • July 4, 2010, 11:50 p.m. CST

    My sperm will grow up to be....

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    your boss in just a few short years. I just gotta shoot it inside your mama first.

  • July 4, 2010, 11:50 p.m. CST

    MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse.. Oh a troll

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    I'd never have thunk it. <p> as you were troll....

  • July 4, 2010, 11:51 p.m. CST

    cameron's other company is called...

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Pedophile Entertainment

  • July 4, 2010, 11:51 p.m. CST


    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    don't you have to share the computer with the other inmates?

  • July 4, 2010, 11:52 p.m. CST

    At least you are a creative troll

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

  • July 4, 2010, 11:52 p.m. CST


    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    has a hobby of choking cats in his backyard...who would have thunk it

  • July 4, 2010, 11:54 p.m. CST

    Nice torrent of trollness there

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    keep 'em comin.

  • July 4, 2010, 11:55 p.m. CST

    ooh wait, I got one

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    My momma blows that no-legged freak off Jerry Springer.

  • July 4, 2010, 11:56 p.m. CST

    Michael Bay is a 2nd Tier Director but...

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    the assholes like you on AICN make him into a martyr. LONG LIVE THE BAY!!!

  • July 4, 2010, 11:57 p.m. CST

    Your daddy blows...

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    your other daddy

  • July 4, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST

    Yeah, just like we martyred Uwe Boll.

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Look at the fact that you were born... Sometimes, people just fuck up.

  • July 4, 2010, 11:59 p.m. CST

    I'm a god compared to you

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    Your kids (if it's possible to have them with another dude) will worship me. Your mother is my whore

  • July 5, 2010, midnight CST

    All this troll-feedin is makin me hungry

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Time for a hot-cock sandwich stuffed with lettuce and onions... hold the ass.

  • July 5, 2010, 12:01 a.m. CST

    your children's children....

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    will sacrifice their own children in my name

  • July 5, 2010, 12:01 a.m. CST

    wow... touche.

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    and on that note...

  • July 5, 2010, 12:02 a.m. CST

    open wide

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    I'm gonna stuff this sandwich until your neck veins pop

  • July 5, 2010, 12:06 a.m. CST

    but ya know what I really like...

    by MJs_Cold_Dead_Pale_Corpse

    feeding your mom my fat cock head. Happy 4th of July Everyone!!!!!!!

  • July 5, 2010, 12:44 a.m. CST

    I really hope George Romero makes another zombie

    by RPLocke

    movie. 100 bad ones isn't enough.

  • July 5, 2010, 1:24 a.m. CST

    I really hope RPLocke makes another pointless

    by TheUmpireStrokesBach

    post. 1000 bad ones aren't enough. He's like the Ralph Wiggum of AICN.

  • July 5, 2010, 2:39 a.m. CST

    I really hope someone comes on with a long screen name

    by RPLocke

    Cause wow, they're so funny.

  • July 5, 2010, 3:38 a.m. CST

    God, Assimovlives is here... what a deuchebag

    by Sicuv Uyall

    I hate you.

  • July 5, 2010, 3:41 a.m. CST

    "How could it (Transformers 3)...

    by AsimovLives

    ... get any worse than the absolute crapfest that pt. 2 was."<br><br>Mickey Bay to the challenge. And if i know the man, due to his career history, he will suceed beyond anybody wildest dreams. The man will make a movie so terrible people will not believe human beings were involved in the making of the movie.

  • July 5, 2010, 3:42 a.m. CST


    by Sicuv Uyall

    Cameron has been ripping off Lucas for years?? So how was The Terminator 1 and 2 derivative of Howard the Duck? What ideas did Avatar steal from the Phantom Menace can you tell me? And how is it possible to rip off movies and make it 300X better? Lucas can kiss my fucking ass!!!

  • July 5, 2010, 3:42 a.m. CST

    Sicuv Uyall

    by AsimovLives

    It's "douchebag", douchebag. And i couldn't give a shit about your feelings.

  • July 5, 2010, 3:43 a.m. CST

    Good, cuz I still hate you...

    by Sicuv Uyall

    and so does everyone else here, "douchebag."

  • July 5, 2010, 3:44 a.m. CST

    The Gays For Bay are in here with a vengence

    by AsimovLives

    Do they post while shoving a Mickey Bay action figure up their asses in pure gay abandon delight, while licking a big poster of Bay in all his 80s mullet glory?

  • July 5, 2010, 3:46 a.m. CST

    So I'm sticking this Michael Bay action figure up my ass.

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • July 5, 2010, 3:47 a.m. CST

    Sicuv Uyall

    by AsimovLives

    By everybody else, you mean the retards? Who gives a fuck what the retards think, anyway? Beside,s they don't think. Gays for Bay do not think, that's the reason they are Gays for Bay. Fucking retards.

  • July 5, 2010, 3:48 a.m. CST

    and I'm thinking.. what does AsimovLives think?

    by Sicuv Uyall

    I looked on the talkback and he knows... he knows!! Gays for Bays

  • July 5, 2010, 3:50 a.m. CST

    First of all.. i'm offended by your association

    by Sicuv Uyall

    of being gay and being a Michael Bay fan. You can be a queer and still hate Michael Bay. Look at you, for example.

  • July 5, 2010, 3:51 a.m. CST

    but calling him Mickey.. that's just so original and hilarious

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Do you write Stargate fan fiction??

  • July 5, 2010, 3:55 a.m. CST

    So they're gay retards??

    by Sicuv Uyall

    So now you're insulting 2 groups! Are you gonna make fun of black people next?? You really are douchebag. Hey, I've wanting to write Babylon 5 fan fiction but i really don't like the show.. any advice?

  • July 5, 2010, 3:56 a.m. CST

    The thing that upsets me about the Gays For Bay...

    by AsimovLives

    ... are this prsumption from them they are the only people who know how to have fun watching movies. And they think they know how to have fun because they go full retard to enjoy very stupid, retard, incompetently made, incompetently designed, incompetently writen stories that make no fucking sense whatsoever. This fucking fucks believe themselves superiors because they love the worst shit made as movies. It's for this that i have nothing but scorn and despise for this imbecilles. Their fucking arrogance and presumptioness is beyond insulting. How this come to be? How came the people who like the worst movies gained the courage and the presumptioness to claim superiority? Who can believe this shit?

  • July 5, 2010, 3:58 a.m. CST

    Sicuv Uyall

    by AsimovLives

    "So they're gay retards?<br><br>You even asking? What part of it you did not understand?

  • July 5, 2010, 3:58 a.m. CST

    Doesn't Michael Bay work for Steven Spielberg?

    by Sicuv Uyall

    And doesn't AsimovLives work for 7-11?

  • July 5, 2010, 4 a.m. CST

    I have lots of respect and consideration for homosexuals

    by AsimovLives

    I have none for the Gays For Bay.

  • July 5, 2010, 4:02 a.m. CST

    Sicuv Uyall

    by AsimovLives

    I work in a court of law, you fucking bum. Go shove your mickey bay action figure up your ass again, make a career out of it.

  • July 5, 2010, 4:07 a.m. CST

    We are the Superior Fucking Fucks of Moviegoers who Know How to

    by Sicuv Uyall

    We only like movies that make no sense whatsoever that are very stupid very retard incompetently designed and written ONLY!! We don't like REAL science fiction like Dr. Who or Dune or Battlefield Earth, and even 10,000 B.C. No, we love shit. We shall rise up against our critics like AsimovLives and teach and love him. He shall learn to love movies like Grown Ups, Paul Blart, and The Human Centipede... oh what? you haven't seen the Human Centipede, yet? Oh shit man, you gotta check it out. I can't describe it to you but don't eat before you watch it.

  • July 5, 2010, 4:10 a.m. CST

    Didn't mean to insult you, AsimovLives

    by Sicuv Uyall

    I was only joking when i said that. So, court of law huh? What chemical do you use to keep those floors so shiny?

  • July 5, 2010, 4:12 a.m. CST

    Gays for Bay UNITE!

    by Sicuv Uyall

    It's time to bend over the AsimovLives' of the world and inject them with our meatsticks of love and understanding of all things Bay. That's right AssimovLives, take that.. ugh ugh like that??

  • July 5, 2010, 4:21 a.m. CST

    RPLocke and NerdRage

    by Sicuv Uyall

    2 of the biggest geeks in this mutherfucker!!!

  • July 5, 2010, 4:27 a.m. CST

    Sicuv Uyall

    by AsimovLives

    I'm acourt clerk. I help clean society from crime. I help make society better. I'm part of the solution. And you, what is your major contribution? Helping studios make more dumb and shitty movies? You are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. Good job!!

  • July 5, 2010, 4:27 a.m. CST

    Wow! The one and only Asimov...

    by TheUmpireStrokesBach

    ...having the gall to correct someones spelling! Some pointers for you. It's "these", not "this". Things aren't "retard", they're "retarded". Oh, and "despise" isn't a noun you insufferable jackass. Should I continue? Or would that be too presumptioness (presumptuous) of me?<p>One more thing, and this is something you seem to do with every single one of your ridiculous posts. Could you please figure out the difference between "worse" and "worst"...because that shit is irritating.

  • July 5, 2010, 4:30 a.m. CST

    Gays For Bay, come out of the closet...

    by AsimovLives

    ... and show your shame to the whole world.

  • July 5, 2010, 4:44 a.m. CST

    Every single one of you who enjoyed and supported this Bay's TRA

    by AsimovLives

    ... every single one of you are responsible for the bad movies that gets made. By your enthusiasm, acceptance and defense of movies like Bay's TRASHFORMERS, you convince studios this are the movies to be made. Dumb, stupid, technical and storytelling inchorent mess, movies both dumb and badly made. You are responsible for them. You have your own share of the blame, each of you help lay the brick. You guys must be so fucking proud, aren't you?

  • July 5, 2010, 6:27 a.m. CST


    by AsimovLives

    TRASHFORMERS 1 is a masterpiece of total retardness and incompetent inept filmmaking. So, you were partically correct. The wrong part.<br><br>And then the second movie got even worst. Only Mickey Bayass can turn total crap into something even worst.

  • July 5, 2010, 7:40 a.m. CST

    You don't need brains to enjoy a Michelle Bayass's TRASHFORMERS

    by AsimovLives

    ... in fact, it's imperative that you haven't them.

  • July 5, 2010, 7:43 a.m. CST

    SCARLETT, how can't you call incompetent?

    by AsimovLives

    Michelle Bayass's style in filmmaking should be studied in film schools, as in HOW NOT TO FILM A MOVIE. A great way to make a good movie is to do the exact opposite that Michelle Bayass does.

  • July 5, 2010, 7:54 a.m. CST

    The bitches are those who lick Michelle Bayass's cunt and ass

    by AsimovLives

    The others do justifiable and justified criticism and say it as it is.

  • July 5, 2010, 8:19 a.m. CST


    by DamnMichaelBay


  • July 5, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Once again, Assimov trolls the Bay/TRANSFORMERS TBs...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...and AICN rakes in the hit-count $$$. It's irony on a base level but it still produces a weary chuckle.<P>THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!!!

  • July 5, 2010, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Tom Hanks told us long ago...

    by Xian042

    There is nothing fun about playing with a building, even one that changes into a robot. They shouls use "bugs" or something, so yes, the ROBOT..changes into a BUG

  • July 5, 2010, 2:12 p.m. CST


    by RPLocke

    He has 2 oscars. C'mon! He's a legend.

  • July 5, 2010, 2:24 p.m. CST

    AsimovLives: Court Clerk

    by Sicuv Uyall

    "Calling number D48 to booth 8. D48 to booth 8." Always thought Michael Bay was hit and miss in that order, but the way AsimovLives bitches about him every fucking post, now I think MICHAEL BAY IS FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!

  • July 5, 2010, 2:29 p.m. CST

    AsimovLives.... JOIN US!!!

    by Sicuv Uyall

    The Gays for Bay want to recruit you. Come join us for the Michael Bay film retrospective at the Laemmle on Sunset. August 4th we'll be attending class as James Lipton honors Michael Bay at Inside the Actors Studio. You are invited, bring your dildo.

  • July 5, 2010, 2:31 p.m. CST

    I'm sending the "Best of Bey" to AsimovLives' house

    by RPLocke

    It has Transformers 1 and 2, Bad Boys 1 and 2, Pear Harbor, and Armageddon in it. His brain will explode by the end of the first hour.

  • July 5, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST


    by NightArrows

    ...born of the runny after-fuck Bay left behind on the dead hooker's chest, that's the only real explanation for the love he has for the biggest douchebag in the known Universe. His name translates to "hack" in every known dialect, even Swahili.

  • July 5, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    I would see this if they put UNICRON in it.

    by the Green Gargantua

    just sayin

  • July 5, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    Fuck Unicron...

    by NightArrows

    Put a UniCORN and I'm sold. A Unicorn with a set of nuts just below the horn to keep things consistent with fuckfaceBay's Devastator nuts...

  • July 5, 2010, 3:17 p.m. CST

    Anyone who hates pizza (Asimov Lives)

    by ganymede3010

    And thinks the AOTC is the second best movie in the entire Starwars Saga shouldn't be taken seriously. Just saying.

  • July 5, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Just pass on this garbage and buy

    by Dingbatty

    War for Cybertron, or Transformers Animated, or the new toon they mentioned possibly making that's a TF answer to G.I. Joe: Resolute. That's the closest you'll ever get to a quality adaptation, unless they reboot this helmed by someone with vision.

  • July 5, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    you won't find me going on for a thousand posts about a movie. Cripes!

  • July 5, 2010, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Did someone say Pizza AND Transformers?

    by RPLocke


  • July 5, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    Oh, I thought it was...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...Michael Bay's heavy metal, disco, nuclear-powered, oversized, robotic prosthetic penis. My bad.

  • July 5, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Bay's cooking his heaviest, most jagged turd yet.

    by Onin Solstice

    He's clearly gone mad with power. Spielberg might havt to sedate him at some point.

  • July 5, 2010, 11:20 p.m. CST

    Dingbatty, you're right

    by Sicuv Uyall

    we're all looking for a proper adaptation of a second rate cartoon about robots that transform into cars. Seriously. Just like we're all looking for a proper adaptation of a second rate cartoon about a bunch of an elite group of super-soldiers. I'm still waiting for the He-Man movie because the Dolph movie didn't take it seriously enough. Putz.

  • July 5, 2010, 11:25 p.m. CST

    We're all looking for a director with vision..

    by Sicuv Uyall

    to make a Go-Bots movie too. You think Nolan will do it? I don't get why so many people are hating on Bay here. Don't you have lives?

  • July 6, 2010, 12:54 a.m. CST

    We need Micro Machines: The Movie

    by Tikidonkeypunch

    In micro vision

  • July 6, 2010, 2:01 a.m. CST

    Transformers cartoon had an in depth story?

    by RPLocke

    I can't even watch some of those cartoons anymore. There was NO story at all.

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  • July 6, 2010, 7:39 a.m. CST

    Funny, I watched TF The Movie the other day.

    by Stalkeye

    Dispite a few goofs, (I.E.Starscream shoots off his foot only to have it reappear in a scene 4 minutes later.)it still holds up as good animated film based on a toy franchise.Mostly due to the voice acting,battle scenes, that infamous "S" bomb and of course the funky metal soundtrack. I don't give two shits about another Bayformers sequel ewhen I'm contempt with the animated versions and of course the War for Cybertron game.(So far, the best fucking VG of the summer, well that and Singularity.)

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  • July 6, 2010, 11:47 a.m. CST


    by shodan6672

    I find it interesting that you rip Bay for being a bigot, yet use the term "Fagformers".

  • July 6, 2010, 12:53 p.m. CST

    You want to know why Bay is using the rig in his movie?

    by AsimovLives

    Because nolan used it to shot a scene in INCEPTION. Bay, that eunuch, has an enourmous penis envy of Nolan.

  • July 6, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST


    by Sicuv Uyall

    Really? You think Attack of the Clones is the 2nd best Star Wars movie? You're opinion is now confirmed as utterly WORTHLESS!!!

  • July 7, 2010, 7:33 a.m. CST


    by Sanya08

    God, I don't mind Bay when he's directing Bad Boys 1-2 or The Rock. But the others...Pearl Harbour? The Island? Transformers movies? Jesus, they are horrible! The action is OK, but the rest is pure garbage. That's it. However, I did enjoy the first one...Yes, for the first time, then I started to hated it because it was awful. That makes sense? No? never mind, that guy confuses me

  • July 7, 2010, 8:19 a.m. CST

    Time out...

    by Gozu

    AICN is getting spammed now? What is this, Twitter?