I am – Hercules!! The hot Studio City sun awaits: Britney Haynes, 22 Hotel Sales Manager Huntington, Ark. Kristen Bitting, 24 Shoe Boutique Manager Philadelphia, Pa. Monet Stunson, 24 Model Glen Carbon, Ill. Rachel Reilly, 26 Chemistry Graduate Student/VIP Cocktail Waitress Las Vegas, Nev. Annie Whittington, 27 Bisexual Bartender! Tampa, Fla. Kathy Hillis, 40 Deputy Sheriff Texarkana, Ark. I invite all talkbackers who believe these women repulsive to link to their own wives’ and girlfriends’ Facebook pages. Producers have also cast a troubling amount of sausage: an Orthodox Jew podiatrist, a high school swim coach, a Jersey Shore-looking insurance adjuster, a Mensa-member web designer, a snowboarding college boy, a wildly effeminate college professor and an Texas oil-rig salesmen with more hair than Russell Hantz. Demographic analysis indicates roughly half of AICN’s audience is comprised of women and openly homosexual men. That half of the readership can find out what these fellows look like here. Or they can let longtime host Julie Chen break it down: For those who haven’t heard, the theme of this summer’s season is sabotage. “One of the houseguests will be secretly charged with fucking shit up, man,” explained Chen. (That may not be an exact quote.) The real contestants will be loaded into the Big Brother house this weekend. A handful of superfans were invited to compete as “Big Brother” guests this week. It went something like this: “Big Brother” returns to CBS and “Big Brother After Dark” returns to Showtime July 8. Follow Herc on Twitter!! Follow Evil Herc on Twitter!!

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