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Meet The Bikini-Packing Twentysomething Bartenders, Cocktail Waitresses And Models Headed For The Twelfth BIG BROTHER Hot Tub!!
SPOILER ALERT !!
I am – Hercules!!
The hot Studio City sun awaits:
Britney Haynes, 22
Hotel Sales Manager
Huntington, Ark.
Kristen Bitting, 24
Shoe Boutique Manager
Philadelphia, Pa.
Monet Stunson, 24
Model
Glen Carbon, Ill.
Rachel Reilly, 26
Chemistry Graduate Student/VIP Cocktail Waitress
Las Vegas, Nev.
Annie Whittington, 27
Bisexual Bartender!
Tampa, Fla.
Kathy Hillis, 40
Deputy Sheriff
Texarkana, Ark.
I invite all talkbackers who believe these women repulsive to link to their own wives’ and girlfriends’ Facebook pages.
Producers have also cast a troubling amount of sausage: an Orthodox Jew podiatrist, a high school swim coach, a Jersey Shore-looking insurance adjuster, a Mensa-member web designer, a snowboarding college boy, a wildly effeminate college professor and an Texas oil-rig salesmen with more hair than Russell Hantz. Demographic analysis indicates roughly half of AICN’s audience is comprised of women and openly homosexual men. That half of the readership can find out what these fellows look like here.
Or they can let longtime host Julie Chen break it down:
For those who haven’t heard, the theme of this summer’s season is sabotage. “One of the houseguests will be secretly charged with fucking shit up, man,” explained Chen. (That may not be an exact quote.)
The real contestants will be loaded into the Big Brother house this weekend. A handful of superfans were invited to compete as “Big Brother” guests this week. It went something like this:
“Big Brother” returns to CBS and “Big Brother After Dark” returns to Showtime July 8.
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I am totally stealing that.
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I just don't get it. At least in foreign lands they don't edit out the nudity, which, I guess, is reason enough to watch these snooze fests. But any time I've attempted to watch episodes of the American version it's struck me as a low budget Real World BADLY in need of several layers of editing. How the HELL anybody can watch the Late Night... or After Dark... whatever the cable version is called, is WAY beyond me. Because that one is even slower.
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Seriously, if they're trying to cater to the lowest common denominator anyway, can't the bitches at least be hot?
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...so are 1,000,000 or so women who have done porn that I can find for free on teh internets. No amount of hotness is enough to watch people sitting around talking about unimportant banality.
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Jun 30, 2010 8:43:08 PM CDT
I had a spot in the house for whatever season Cowboy was on.
by dead youngling
Seriously--he got the spot because my mom would've freaked if I had a reconnection with my birth father on national TV. Would've killed my family so I had to turn it down. No joke.
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They don't edit out the nudity on the ReelNetwork feed and the Showtime version either.
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got a link to your girlfriend's Facebook page, my man?
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...there's an amputee who snores like a motherfucker. I give it another week before someone starts smacking him around the head with his own false legs.
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Didn't I read they cancelled the UK version? Did I just dream that?
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Well ya, but I'm hardly going to link it to AintitCool. But if it helps, think Emilie De Raven without the funny accent and bigger boobs...
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Your boast is as unpersuasive as your two-dot subject-line ellipsis.
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Maybe not, but my comment still stands: The chicks in this show are not hot. I'm starting to think you agree, hence your need to check out pics of girls that are...
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Stuck in a house for months... cool competitions with epic endurance... how can u not love this show?! Wow, disappointed with first impression (from pictures) but the interviews were actually quite intriguing!
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you e-thug.
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Which I liked well enough, but man it was just too time consuming to give another shot. How many airings per week are they doing these days?
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...during the summer. I know Pirate Master, or whatever the hell it was called didn't last long, but there's gotta be something for us jonesing during the off months.
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As an openly homosexual man and/or woman I feel unpandered to. This provides me with a welcome outlet for my many excess and hysterical emotions.However, it also gives me a great opportunity to exercise my vast pettiness and network of gossipy bitches. Set your cunts to celibate, ladies.
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I would fuck each and every one of those women. Preferably after a night out at the bars. Not saying that I need to get a woman drunk to fuck her (in most cases), but I figure this is the caliber of chick most comfortable puttin' out after six rounds of blastmouth shooters.
Any man who claims he wouldn't go dick deep in any one of those squaws is either gay or lying.
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But at least doing this keeps her off the CBS Early Show where she pretends to be a real newscaster. She's dumb, she has no presence, and a grating voice. How does she have these jobs again? Oh, right, she's married to the President of CBS!
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Jun 30, 2010 10:37:04 PM CDT
"Your boast is as unpersuasive as your two-dot subject-line elli
by jaka
Aaahaahahahaa! Fookin' classic! (Nothing personal, ShogunMaster. I just love ellipsis humor.)Herc, Showtime doesn't edit? Because I SWEAR I gave it a chance a couple times just because I wondered about that. They didn't show anything more titillating than the network version while I was watching.
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...the first time in years! lol
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I'm going to remember that line next time you give a bad review of the next ABC show you have a vendetta against. "Herc, where's your shows webpage?" As a female reader, I'm kinda bummed you wouldn't post the male cast images. =(
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Jun 30, 2010 11:26:20 PM CDT
"...link to their own wives’ and girlfriends’ Facebook pages."
by ernestborgnine
says the only AICN writer who's never appeared or been identified in a photo before. How hollow and impotent can you get? You sound like a cretin, or worse, a troll.
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It became a whole different show between the first and second season. It's much more like Survivor now, with the viewing audience having little say about who is evicted.
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Sing it, brother.
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and she's a cop. Every cop who's appeared on a reality-based competition show is a total douche, male or female.
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...but definitely on their way to being Bleethed out to an unappetizing degree. The kind of over-processed look that falls between stripper and beauty pageant third runner-up. Par for the reality show contestant course, I suppose. Wake me up when one of these people kills another one on video, and they can finally drop the facade of decency and get straight to Climbing for Dollars. I'll give you this much, Herc; at least you're thorough in your TV coverage.
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Sorry, but that kinda looks like some porn scuzzy's shaved-down twazzer.
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I thought she might be a biggun, but she looks pretty good in the video. The rest of them are okay, accept Kathy.
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the 40 year old has horse gums.
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Jun 30, 2010 11:53:05 PM CDT
Now you have to post a link to your GF's pic, Xiphos_2...
by ernestborgnine
but you might run it by AsimovLives first, so you don't hurt his feelings.
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Maybe you don't know this this but Herc trolls his own posts don't fall for it.
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But I could post a picture of your mom! Hey now old school TB Mom joke.
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but not wanting to allow you or the Aintitcool community to creep on my girl doesn't make the above selection in any way hotter. And again, you obviously don't think too highly of them either if you felt the need to throw down the gauntlet to defend them.
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First it was like Real World, now it's more like the challenges.
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Please don't make me!
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but is it just me or do all but one of those women look just a tiny bit on the masculine side? I'm not going to say which because I don't want to be insulting in the process of making an observation.
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I find it very amusing that in order for a woman to be unattractive your girlfriend has to be a model. I'm not dating ANYONE at the moment and would like it to stay that way for a while, but that doesn't exactly surgically remove Ann Coulter's penis now does it?
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Don't worry, you didn't dream the cancellation of Big Brother UK, the series that's airing at the moment is the last one.
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My favorite UK season is when the zombies attacked!
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Since I didn't notice anyone else's sexual preference next to their profession it made me wonder: Is that her job, or a combination of job and sexual orientation? What I'm asking is, is she a bartender who is bisexual, or does her job require she both serves drinks and "services" the clientele, regardless of gender? If it's the latter, where can I find information on getting a franchise?
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Every time any of the contestants try to interact with her she responds like a cross-eyed deer in headlights.
"What? Errrr...*CLIKCLIKCLIKCLIK--SPROING!* Does not compute! Does not compute! Switching to Emergency Personality Mode..."
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Is definitely doable.
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She also thinks Facebook is for homos like you Herc. Sorry we have better things to do like visit actual friends in the REAL WORLD. You are so unprofessional. Baiting the talkbacks with the ability to ban the people who have the balls to return fire. You're a cellar dwelling, moronic, pompous, childish, amateurish, closeted douche. The fucking cop has chiclets for teeth not to mention the wall of gums on that horse. FOOKU Herc. FOOKU. HAHAHAHAHA!
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no hot chicks is blind or gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I like the show for the scant clad girls, but the "study" on social behavior keeps me coming back every time. The show is a little deeper thn it would seem.
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Meh. This is one of those shows you watch only if you have too much free time on your hands. Kids always do, but adults tend to pass on this show.
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Way to go D.M. of the dating world! I really don't care either way for B.B., or any of these girls (except the first blonde...she's the best looking of the bunch), but Shogun's attempt at appearing as not only a member of the dating (mating) world, but also picking an actress to model his girlfriend is funny! Good to hear you fap to Lost Shogun. Just remember to stop when Charlie comes on screen with Claire...you don't want to be fictionally gay as well as straight!!!
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The first girl is hot and so is the bi-bartender, but to try
by coughlins laws
and say that they're ALL hot and that no one is allowed to say they're not unless they show you pictures of their girlfriend's? Really? Look, most people's girlfriend's aren't trying to sell their souls for a television program. If you are trying to be on a horrible, exploitative tv show, you open yourself up for criticism.
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