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Meet The Bikini-Packing Twentysomething Bartenders, Cocktail Waitresses And Models Headed For The Twelfth BIG BROTHER Hot Tub!!

I am – Hercules!! The hot Studio City sun awaits: Britney Haynes, 22 Hotel Sales Manager Huntington, Ark. Kristen Bitting, 24 Shoe Boutique Manager Philadelphia, Pa. Monet Stunson, 24 Model Glen Carbon, Ill. Rachel Reilly, 26 Chemistry Graduate Student/VIP Cocktail Waitress Las Vegas, Nev. Annie Whittington, 27 Bisexual Bartender! Tampa, Fla. Kathy Hillis, 40 Deputy Sheriff Texarkana, Ark. I invite all talkbackers who believe these women repulsive to link to their own wives’ and girlfriends’ Facebook pages. Producers have also cast a troubling amount of sausage: an Orthodox Jew podiatrist, a high school swim coach, a Jersey Shore-looking insurance adjuster, a Mensa-member web designer, a snowboarding college boy, a wildly effeminate college professor and an Texas oil-rig salesmen with more hair than Russell Hantz. Demographic analysis indicates roughly half of AICN’s audience is comprised of women and openly homosexual men. That half of the readership can find out what these fellows look like here. Or they can let longtime host Julie Chen break it down: For those who haven’t heard, the theme of this summer’s season is sabotage. “One of the houseguests will be secretly charged with fucking shit up, man,” explained Chen. (That may not be an exact quote.) The real contestants will be loaded into the Big Brother house this weekend. A handful of superfans were invited to compete as “Big Brother” guests this week. It went something like this: “Big Brother” returns to CBS and “Big Brother After Dark” returns to Showtime July 8.
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  • June 30, 2010, 8:31 p.m. CST

    "troubling amount of sausage"

    by jimbojones123

    I am totally stealing that.

  • June 30, 2010, 8:34 p.m. CST

    Most boring reality tv show ever

    by Jaka

    I just don't get it. At least in foreign lands they don't edit out the nudity, which, I guess, is reason enough to watch these snooze fests. But any time I've attempted to watch episodes of the American version it's struck me as a low budget Real World BADLY in need of several layers of editing. How the HELL anybody can watch the Late Night... or After Dark... whatever the cable version is called, is WAY beyond me. Because that one is even slower.

  • June 30, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    Not a stunner in the pile...

    by ShogunMaster

    Seriously, if they're trying to cater to the lowest common denominator anyway, can't the bitches at least be hot?

  • June 30, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    The blonde in the first pic is hot, buuuut...

    by Jaka are 1,000,000 or so women who have done porn that I can find for free on teh internets. No amount of hotness is enough to watch people sitting around talking about unimportant banality.

  • June 30, 2010, 8:43 p.m. CST

    I had a spot in the house for whatever season Cowboy was on.

    by dead youngling

    Seriously--he got the spot because my mom would've freaked if I had a reconnection with my birth father on national TV. Would've killed my family so I had to turn it down. No joke.

  • June 30, 2010, 8:44 p.m. CST


    by Hercules

    They don't edit out the nudity on the ReelNetwork feed and the Showtime version either.

  • June 30, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST


    by Hercules

    got a link to your girlfriend's Facebook page, my man?

  • June 30, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    Currently in the UK version

    by buggerbugger

    ...there's an amputee who snores like a motherfucker. I give it another week before someone starts smacking him around the head with his own false legs.

  • June 30, 2010, 8:54 p.m. CST


    by Hercules

    Didn't I read they cancelled the UK version? Did I just dream that?

  • June 30, 2010, 9:05 p.m. CST


    by ShogunMaster

    Well ya, but I'm hardly going to link it to AintitCool. But if it helps, think Emilie De Raven without the funny accent and bigger boobs...

  • June 30, 2010, 9:14 p.m. CST


    by Hercules

    Your boast is as unpersuasive as your two-dot subject-line ellipsis.

  • June 30, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST


    by ShogunMaster

    Maybe not, but my comment still stands: The chicks in this show are not hot. I'm starting to think you agree, hence your need to check out pics of girls that are...

  • June 30, 2010, 9:48 p.m. CST

    BB Pwns

    by blhotz

    Stuck in a house for months... cool competitions with epic endurance... how can u not love this show?! Wow, disappointed with first impression (from pictures) but the interviews were actually quite intriguing!

  • June 30, 2010, 10:04 p.m. CST

    Stop picking on people HERC

    by batman713

    you e-thug.

  • June 30, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    I haven't watched since season one.

    by Shermdawg

    Which I liked well enough, but man it was just too time consuming to give another shot. How many airings per week are they doing these days?

  • June 30, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST

    They need to do another Survivor-like show...

    by Shermdawg

    ...during the summer. I know Pirate Master, or whatever the hell it was called didn't last long, but there's gotta be something for us jonesing during the off months.

  • June 30, 2010, 10:23 p.m. CST


    by blackwood

    As an openly homosexual man and/or woman I feel unpandered to. This provides me with a welcome outlet for my many excess and hysterical emotions.<p>However, it also gives me a great opportunity to exercise my vast pettiness and network of gossipy bitches. Set your cunts to celibate, ladies.

  • June 30, 2010, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Shogun Master Is Full of Shit

    by TheNotoriousDRB

    I would fuck each and every one of those women. Preferably after a night out at the bars. Not saying that I need to get a woman drunk to fuck her (in most cases), but I figure this is the caliber of chick most comfortable puttin' out after six rounds of blastmouth shooters. Any man who claims he wouldn't go dick deep in any one of those squaws is either gay or lying. In the words of the immortal Rasheed Wallace, "Ball don't lie."

  • June 30, 2010, 10:36 p.m. CST

    Julie Chen is a bad host.

    by John Maddening

    But at least doing this keeps her off the CBS Early Show where she pretends to be a real newscaster. She's dumb, she has no presence, and a grating voice. How does she have these jobs again? Oh, right, she's married to the President of CBS!

  • Aaahaahahahaa! Fookin' classic! (Nothing personal, ShogunMaster. I just love ellipsis humor.)<P>Herc, Showtime doesn't edit? Because I SWEAR I gave it a chance a couple times just because I wondered about that. They didn't show anything more titillating than the network version while I was watching.

  • June 30, 2010, 10:37 p.m. CST

    Shit, laughing so hard I cut of a subject line for like...

    by Jaka

    ...the first time in years! lol

  • June 30, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    Link your girlfriend's facebook page?

    by CCon99

    I'm going to remember that line next time you give a bad review of the next ABC show you have a vendetta against. "Herc, where's your shows webpage?" As a female reader, I'm kinda bummed you wouldn't post the male cast images. =(

  • June 30, 2010, 11:26 p.m. CST

    " to their own wives’ and girlfriends’ Facebook pages."

    by ErnestBorgNine

    says the only AICN writer who's never appeared or been identified in a photo before. How hollow and impotent can you get? You sound like a cretin, or worse, a troll.

  • June 30, 2010, 11:30 p.m. CST


    by Hercules

    It became a whole different show between the first and second season. It's much more like Survivor now, with the viewing audience having little say about who is evicted.

  • June 30, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST


    by Hercules

    Sing it, brother.

  • June 30, 2010, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Kathy Hillis is repulsive.

    by ErnestBorgNine

    and she's a cop. Every cop who's appeared on a reality-based competition show is a total douche, male or female.

  • June 30, 2010, 11:37 p.m. CST

    Not unattractive...

    by ebonic_plague

    ...but definitely on their way to being Bleethed out to an unappetizing degree. The kind of over-processed look that falls between stripper and beauty pageant third runner-up. Par for the reality show contestant course, I suppose. <p> Wake me up when one of these people kills another one on video, and they can finally drop the facade of decency and get straight to Climbing for Dollars. I'll give you this much, Herc; at least you're thorough in your TV coverage.

  • June 30, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    Does that one girl have a vagina in her underarm?

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Sorry, but that kinda looks like some porn scuzzy's shaved-down twazzer.

  • June 30, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    Rachel Reilly is the hottest...

    by ErnestBorgNine

    I thought she might be a biggun, but she looks pretty good in the video. The rest of them are okay, accept Kathy.

  • June 30, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    Hey Red! Curtains match the carpet?

    by Xiphos_2

    the 40 year old has horse gums.

  • June 30, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST

    Now you have to post a link to your GF's pic, Xiphos_2...

    by ErnestBorgNine

    but you might run it by AsimovLives first, so you don't hurt his feelings.

  • June 30, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST


    by Xiphos_2

    Maybe you don't know this this but Herc trolls his own posts don't fall for it.

  • June 30, 2010, 11:56 p.m. CST

    I don't have a Gf at the moment

    by Xiphos_2

    But I could post a picture of your mom! Hey now old school TB Mom joke.

  • June 30, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST

    Sorry Herc..

    by ShogunMaster

    but not wanting to allow you or the Aintitcool community to creep on my girl doesn't make the above selection in any way hotter. And again, you obviously don't think too highly of them either if you felt the need to throw down the gauntlet to defend them. <p> I'll concede that they aren't Gaga hideous. But lets face it, no one needed to replace their pants after casting an eye on them either.

  • July 1, 2010, 1:47 a.m. CST

    This show really changed

    by RPLocke

    First it was like Real World, now it's more like the challenges.

  • July 1, 2010, 2:19 a.m. CST

    But I don't WANT to meet them!

    by MisterHyde

    Please don't make me!

  • July 1, 2010, 2:19 a.m. CST

    I typically hate any reality TV, so there may be bias

    by gotilk

    but is it just me or do all but one of those women look just a tiny bit on the masculine side? I'm not going to say which because I don't want to be insulting in the process of making an observation.

  • July 1, 2010, 2:22 a.m. CST

    But having said that.

    by gotilk

    I find it very amusing that in order for a woman to be unattractive your girlfriend has to be a model. I'm not dating ANYONE at the moment and would like it to stay that way for a while, but that doesn't exactly surgically remove Ann Coulter's penis now does it?

  • July 1, 2010, 4:27 a.m. CST


    by buggerbugger

    Don't worry, you didn't dream the cancellation of Big Brother UK, the series that's airing at the moment is the last one.

  • July 1, 2010, 9:45 a.m. CST

    When do the Zombies strike?

    by BearHuntr

    My favorite UK season is when the zombies attacked!

  • July 1, 2010, 10:31 a.m. CST

    "Annie Whittington, 27, Bisexual Bartender!"

    by jim

    Since I didn't notice anyone else's sexual preference next to their profession it made me wonder: Is that her job, or a combination of job and sexual orientation? What I'm asking is, is she a bartender who is bisexual, or does her job require she both serves drinks and "services" the clientele, regardless of gender? If it's the latter, where can I find information on getting a franchise?

  • July 1, 2010, 2:18 p.m. CST

    This show could be so much better without the Chenbot

    by SpyGuy

    Every time any of the contestants try to interact with her she responds like a cross-eyed deer in headlights. <p>"What? Errrr...*CLIKCLIKCLIKCLIK--SPROING!* Does not compute! Does not compute! Switching to Emergency Personality Mode..."</p>

  • July 1, 2010, 4:13 p.m. CST

    The cougar cop...

    by jub3i

    Is definitely doable.

  • July 1, 2010, 6:04 p.m. CST

    My wife is hotter.

    by I_Sharted

    She also thinks Facebook is for homos like you Herc. Sorry we have better things to do like visit actual friends in the REAL WORLD. You are so unprofessional. Baiting the talkbacks with the ability to ban the people who have the balls to return fire. You're a cellar dwelling, moronic, pompous, childish, amateurish, closeted douche. The fucking cop has chiclets for teeth not to mention the wall of gums on that horse. FOOKU Herc. FOOKU. HAHAHAHAHA!

  • July 2, 2010, noon CST

    Whoever said there were

    by bobbofatz

    no hot chicks is blind or gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I like the show for the scant clad girls, but the "study" on social behavior keeps me coming back every time. The show is a little deeper thn it would seem.

  • July 2, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Here you go..

    by ShogunMaster

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  • July 3, 2010, 4:39 a.m. CST

    Not very much interest in this show from lack of posts

    by FlandersBum

    Meh. This is one of those shows you watch only if you have too much free time on your hands. Kids always do, but adults tend to pass on this show.

  • July 4, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST

    HAHA! Shogun is roleplaying a girlfriend...

    by Animorganimate

    Way to go D.M. of the dating world! I really don't care either way for B.B., or any of these girls (except the first blonde...she's the best looking of the bunch), but Shogun's attempt at appearing as not only a member of the dating (mating) world, but also picking an actress to model his girlfriend is funny! Good to hear you fap to Lost Shogun. Just remember to stop when Charlie comes on screen with don't want to be fictionally gay as well as straight!!!

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  • July 6, 2010, 10:47 a.m. CST

    The first girl is hot and so is the bi-bartender, but to try

    by Coughlins Laws

    and say that they're ALL hot and that no one is allowed to say they're not unless they show you pictures of their girlfriend's? Really? Look, most people's girlfriend's aren't trying to sell their souls for a television program. If you are trying to be on a horrible, exploitative tv show, you open yourself up for criticism.