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Herc’s Monday Giveaway!!

Published at: June 28, 2010, 5:37 p.m. CST

This contest is over! Provisional congrats to @_tPee!

I am – Hercules!!
In celebration of my first decade manning Ain’t It Cool’s TV desk, we are giving away TV box sets like they are going out of style! All you have to do is: 1) “Follow” me on Twitter. 2) Constantly monitor my Twitter account between 3 p.m. and 5 p.m. Pacific Time Monday, June 28. At some point during this window I will post a question on that Twitter account. One of the first readers to correctly answer this question via Twitter will win Leave It To Beaver: The Complete Series, which hits shelves Tuesday. IMPORTANT!! The question will begin with “BQ.” IMPORTANT!! Your Twittered answer MUST begin with @hercAICN. Don’t screw this up! IMPORTANT!! This contest is available only to residents of the United States. IMPORTANT!! If Herc provisionally declares you a winner, immediately forward your shipping address and phone number to herculesAICN@yahoo.com. If you fail to do so within 24 hours, Herc will assign the prize to another. Even if you’re a giant loser today, look for more supercool prizing in the coming days and weeks!

This post will be updated after the winner wins.
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  • June 28, 2010, 2:43 a.m. CST

    That's a lotta beaver...

    by James Westfall

    Someone had to say it!

  • June 28, 2010, 3:47 a.m. CST

    IMPORTANT!

    by Bodacious_Crumb

    Twittering contests are both unfair and very gay!

  • June 28, 2010, 4:20 a.m. CST

    What's the nastiest thing ever said on TV?

    by thatswhatshesaid

    Ward, weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night? Dam, that stupid joke went around like wild fire when I was a kid.

  • June 28, 2010, 5:39 a.m. CST

    That's goofy Herc!

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    If you get caught, Dad's gonna give ya the business! Hey, gimme a hunka that cake.

  • June 28, 2010, 8:12 a.m. CST

    Greatest line ever said on TV

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    not sure of the episode but i hear it played on the raido all the time, Wally asks his mom where dad is and mrs cleaver says something like "you know you father wally, he's probabaly out chasing beaver" <P>It's funny because beaver is also a name for vagina

  • June 28, 2010, 9:44 a.m. CST

    HERC'S GIVIN' OUT BEAVER, Y'ALL!

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

  • June 28, 2010, 10:44 a.m. CST

    Remember the episode when Mrs. Cleaver said:

    by jim

    "Clam up, Beaver, I know the curtains don't match the drapes and clash with the trim but I won them in a cha-cha contest and can't return them because I no longer have the box. And take my muff off your head; I would snatch it from you but I need to tend to this gash I got from the neighbour's pussy. Now get ready for lunch; I've got a fish taco for you to eat as well as a muffin and Tang."<p>Or, even better, that episode of "The Dukes of Hazzard", when Cooter said....

  • June 28, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    Leave it to Beaver Sopranos Mash Up =

    by Creative1

    Leave it to Big Pussy. Wow, T.V. changed a lot in 50 years.

  • June 28, 2010, 12:05 p.m. CST

    Who would want to watch that much Beaver?!

    by Royston Lodge

    One 30 minute stretch of Beaver is bad enough, but I think I'd go crazy if I had to watch THAT much Beaver.<p> Will this contest have ANY takers?

  • June 28, 2010, 12:19 p.m. CST

    Hey Herc...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...You should pare up the Beaver giveaway with one featuring all the Boner-centric episodes of Growing Pains. The "Have a Boner? Get some Beaver" give-away! Now THAT'S marketing!

  • June 28, 2010, 1:19 p.m. CST

    Leve it to Beaver

    by dignan26

    Is a great sitcom. Love it. Hope I win the box set.

  • June 28, 2010, 1:52 p.m. CST

    by mjgtexas

  • June 28, 2010, 2 p.m. CST

    Beaver ruined by old person syndrome.

    by mjgtexas

    There has to be at least a dozen times I heard some old fart at a family reunion or at church declare "Back in my day we had morals and Leave It To Beaver...now all you hear is that dadgummed colored rap." Almost annoys me enough to privatize social security.

  • June 28, 2010, 2:27 p.m. CST

    FREE BEAVER AT AICN!!!!!!!!!

    by jimmy rabbitte

    No.... Not *that* kind of beaver...

  • June 28, 2010, 2:47 p.m. CST

    I used to have a Leave it to beaver Lunchbox

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    I used to love eating out of it

  • June 28, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Too bad that this is probably

    by dihay

    the only beaver that most of the twittering twats will ever see...

  • June 28, 2010, 3:01 p.m. CST

    ALL THIS BEAVER IN ONE PLACE...YEA!!

    by Canidate_Micheal

  • June 28, 2010, 4:45 p.m. CST

    "Will this contest have ANY takers?"

    by Shermdawg

    Fuck yes it will. This is like a top five sitcom for me. I grew up on it.

  • June 28, 2010, 5:38 p.m. CST

    Congrats to whoever won.

    by Shermdawg

    I'm pretty jealous this time. <br><br> Great, great, show.

  • June 28, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Top 5 sitcom, I grew up on it...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...watching it in the 90's on TVLand!

  • June 28, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    I hate TVLand....

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...TVLAnd is why we have all these silly retro hipster people and their smelly old clothes, polluting old cars and crappy old music fouling up things everywhere you go. Good thing they themselves are now starting to get old and TVLand only shows shitty reality shows like every other basic cable channel now.

  • June 28, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    Actually, my Fox affiliate...

    by Shermdawg

    ...well the UHF channel that merged with my Fox affiliate used to air this weekdays before G.I.Joe. <br><br> I never got into the TV Land until a few years back when they did weekend long marathons of this and Lucy, which was good stuff.