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Helen Mirren continues to unleash Hell, this time with machine guns in RED from DC Comics!

Published at: June 24, 2010, 7:08 a.m. CST by headgeek

Hey folks, Harry here... so, do you think the older actors in action scenarios was kicked off more from Pixar's UP success... or Eastwood's GRAND TORINO? This seems to be the WANTED version of the calcium deposit set. I'm 100% unfamiliar with RED as a comic, though - I think I might be due to a visit to the local comic shop today... after all, it'll be empty since all the geeks and nerds will be streaming about APPLE STORES all day. Helen Mirren has always been a badass - going back to stuff like AGE OF CONSENT with James Mason - and all the way to today, but it really does seem that she's getting more mileage out of her Oscar than many of the recent winners. Her acceptance speech was just so damn charming, sensual and with a perfect amount of just 'give a fuck' badassness that I think those fools that maybe didn't think of her before - are bringing her truly awesome roles. I'm dying to see her work in Taymor's TEMPEST later this year too. BUT - there's more to this than that. The headliner is Bruce Willis, along with Mary-Louise Parker, Morgan Freeman and that plastic surgeon that was not really Dr. Doom (at least I don't consider him Victor)... Julian McMahon. This'll be out mid-October this year! Looks awesome: Watch Helen Mirren rattling away with automatic hole-makers!

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  • June 24, 2010, 7:13 a.m. CST

    wow no mention of BONES?

    by CARTMANEZ

    id have thought McClane vs McCoy wouldve warrented a mention Harry?

  • June 24, 2010, 7:13 a.m. CST

    And Richard Dreyfuss!

    by RedEgiraahgnal

  • June 24, 2010, 7:14 a.m. CST

    Christian Troy gotta eat!!

    by BetaRayBill07

  • June 24, 2010, 7:15 a.m. CST

    wow im FIRST! - i cant fuckin' believe it!

    by CARTMANEZ

    my life now has no meaning.

  • June 24, 2010, 7:20 a.m. CST

    This movie re-enforces......

    by sam jacksons wig

    ...every reason why, even now, I would fuck Helen Mirren in every hole she has until she died from cardiac arrest. <br><br> She is one HORNY GMILTF......

  • June 24, 2010, 7:21 a.m. CST

    Have to say, this looks like fun. I'd rather see

    by CreasyBear

    good actors slum it with action movies than nobodies trying to break through to the big time in action movies.

  • June 24, 2010, 7:21 a.m. CST

    She's aged so well...

    by V'Shael

    Along with Francesca Annis, one of those Milf/Gilfs that could still turn my head on a crowded street.

  • June 24, 2010, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Another Warren Ellis property screwed...

    by heydiddlediddle

    to hell! this looks like a sunshine gang action comedy - the Red graphic novel was a bad ass action thriller - with a retired ex agent getting back into the game after the agency tries to have him killed. a must read. This looks like shite compared to that.

  • June 24, 2010, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Academy Award winner Helen Mirren

    by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl

    Superimposed over her firing a machine gun. Too funny.

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  • June 24, 2010, 7:32 a.m. CST

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  • June 24, 2010, 7:32 a.m. CST

    Helen Mirren ....aaagain yawn

    by TheManWhoCan

    Sick to death of her! And im not the only one!

  • June 24, 2010, 7:34 a.m. CST

    get Willis in the TREK sequel

    by CARTMANEZ

    playing some other starship captain.<p> he does the odd cameo - Charlies Angles, Loaded Weapon, Oceans 12 etc..<p> the Trek sequel needs some big stars to get overseas interested<p> so maybe - Hanks = Capt Decker, Arnie = Klingon Emporer, Crowe = Kruge, Megan Fox = No 1 or Tpring, Reese Wetherspoon = Carol Marcus, Harrison Ford = Head of Starfleet<p> ok obviously not all them in one movie like Canonball Run but a one or 2 big names in supporting roles/cameos (enough to get their name on the posters) would work ok...

  • June 24, 2010, 7:34 a.m. CST

    Oh Karl Urban and Malkavich too?

    by impossibledreamers

    Man, old John's getting around lately huh? Hex, now this...

  • June 24, 2010, 7:36 a.m. CST

    Malkavich has been working like crazy lately

    by CARTMANEZ

    did he lose all his cash or something?

  • June 24, 2010, 7:37 a.m. CST

    Looks ok

    by England's Finest

    I'm in, laughed at Malko running after the guys with his bomb belt

  • June 24, 2010, 7:40 a.m. CST

    Take some morose David Dunn, add some Jimmy the Tulip and a spin

    by Pedro_Voted_For_Me

    and there you have it. All three nuanced layers of Bruce Willis performance in one place. I'm in.

  • June 24, 2010, 7:40 a.m. CST

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    by The Bicycle Sharer

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  • June 24, 2010, 7:41 a.m. CST

    ....and a sprinkle of John McClane!

    by Pedro_Voted_For_Me

    damn it

  • June 24, 2010, 7:48 a.m. CST

    & Eomer having his ass handed to him by Bruce Willis???

    by Kwame

    I'm there. Hehehehe

  • June 24, 2010, 7:53 a.m. CST

    Oh man I love John Malkovich

    by JoeD

    I wish I could be him somehow.

  • June 24, 2010, 7:56 a.m. CST

    Looks like it has fuck all to with the comic.

    by Holeman

    Which is really too bad. The comic would have made a fucking great no-bullshit action movie. This looks like fucking "Space Cowboys" with guns.

  • June 24, 2010, 7:56 a.m. CST

    The AARP Team

    by Nitecrawler

    While this looks fun as hell, and pretty funny, it has absolutely nothing to do with the comic. Just shares the title.

  • June 24, 2010, 8 a.m. CST

    Surprised

    by mastermold

    I opened up this trailer expecting another boring-ass Bruce Willis action movie and I was pleasantly surprised. Looks like a lot of fun.

  • June 24, 2010, 8:01 a.m. CST

    I thought you meant she unleashed hell...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...with that granny-porn, nude in the bath tub photo she released the other day. Can you say, "EWWWWwwww!"?

  • June 24, 2010, 8:09 a.m. CST

    Daily doses of LSD for eleven years

    by kafka07

    AYYEEEE!

  • June 24, 2010, 8:15 a.m. CST

    Let me get this straight……

    by MorganLeafy

    This is a remake of the soon to be released Knight and Day, this time with our protagonists in early retirement, which was a remake of Killers which was in its turn a spin on Mr and Ms Smith which was kind of based on True Lies which was an ‘adaption’ of French movie La Totale?

  • June 24, 2010, 8:15 a.m. CST

    Fuck.

    by HOTDOGVNDR

    That looked awesome.

  • June 24, 2010, 8:16 a.m. CST

    JoeD

    by JChasse677

    I can let you be John Malkovich for 15 minutes if you just step into this portal behind the file cabinet. Unfortunately, after 15 minutes you drop into a ditch by the NJ Turnpike.

  • June 24, 2010, 8:16 a.m. CST

    Dammit! I was hoping to find where I can score some $50 Air Jor

    by CreasyBear

    Harry, you should set up a fake thread for Space Jam 2, let the shoe people fill it up, then detonate a massive thread-wide banning. Nuke the entire thread from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  • June 24, 2010, 8:25 a.m. CST

    I think I would...

    by Red Ned Lynch

    ...rather like to see this movie.

  • June 24, 2010, 8:25 a.m. CST

    Gran Torino, not Grand Torino

    by TheNewDirector

    Eastwood kick's ass. Unforgiven is the best western ever made.

  • June 24, 2010, 8:32 a.m. CST

    I play Mirren's Ann Ryand sex clip daily.

    by mjgtexas

    Fountainhead indeed.

  • June 24, 2010, 8:38 a.m. CST

    Helen topless in a bath the other day

    by BadlyDubbedPorn

    http://tinyurl.com/2fwhb7x <p> Dirty, dirty girl. I love her.

  • June 24, 2010, 8:52 a.m. CST

    yep Mirren is still sexy

    by smudgewhat

    cause half of sexy is in your brain anyway. really. i might give this movie a gander. i'm right on the line.

  • ...but this trailer is pretty awesome. Seriously, "ex-CIA operative is targeted by assassination because he knows too much" would be fucking boring on film played straight... it's a tired concept. Hell, it's been done in 3 Bourne films in this decade alone. This trailer found tons of new life in the idea.

  • June 24, 2010, 8:58 a.m. CST

    I don't know the book...

    by DangerDave

    But this looks like FUN. Rememeber that shit? FUN? <P> Movies should sometimes be just that. Just a good show, not changing the world or invoking deep emotions...just a good time. <P> I am so there. Besides they use the greatest song of the 70s...yes "Back in the Saddle" beats "Stairway to Heaven" for me.

  • June 24, 2010, 9:16 a.m. CST

    Nothing like the comic? I bet that's a good thing.

    by JackSlater4

    This movie looks awesome, one of my friends let me borrow a few different Warren Ellis comics, and I pretty much hated all of them. I couldn't even finish reading one of them.

  • June 24, 2010, 9:24 a.m. CST

    I'll take my mom to see this.

    by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder

    She's crazier than Malkovich's character any old day.

  • June 24, 2010, 9:36 a.m. CST

    Kick-ass for old people

    by Tikidonkeypunch

  • June 24, 2010, 9:53 a.m. CST

    the only problem with the comic being directly adapted

    by MAD_MIKE

    Is the fact that it is to fast paced and too short to be made into a film. <P> Warren Ellis and Culley Hamner have both said this. <P> That is why it has the expanded character roster. <P> Also, this is the first trailer. hopefully the comedy feel is because of Marketng trying to sell it differently so they focused on primarily funny moments. <P> I will spend money to see this though.

  • June 24, 2010, 9:54 a.m. CST

    Helen Mirren was great in Excalibur

    by skimn

    ..lets not forget that. And yes, ol' David Letterman even showed the pip-up bikini shot on his show last week.

  • June 24, 2010, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Helen Mirren and Kathryn Bigelow

    by BP_drills_america_a_new_asshole

    Having sex. I wouldn't mind being in the middle of that sandwich.

  • June 24, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    Bruce Willis is already playing an old retired guy?

    by Beezbo

    This makes me feel old.

  • June 24, 2010, 10:17 a.m. CST

    by MikeTheSpike

    Yeah, V'Shael knows what he's talking about.

  • June 24, 2010, 10:25 a.m. CST

    She Even Looked Good in an 80s Perm

    by Aquatarkusman

    In 2010, strangely enough, a feat most consider impossible.

  • June 24, 2010, 10:25 a.m. CST

    And, Of Course, the Queen of Helen's Clan...

    by Aquatarkusman

    ... is Sophia Loren

  • June 24, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST

    The ends times are upon us...

    by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester

    My tiny little man-mind can not fathom that HELEN MIRREN, of all people, will soon be seen in theaters as an "action-star" blowing away people with machine guns. My spleen hurts. <p>Having said that, this looks like fun. Bruce Willis, Richard Dreyfuss, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovitch, Brian Cox, Karl Urban, and HELEN MIRREN? Terrific cast...

  • June 24, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    ^^ Should be "end times"

    by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester

    When random fat asses online can't spell "end", that's another sign.

  • June 24, 2010, 10:33 a.m. CST

    FUCK, Malkovich alone is the price of admission

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    He is ALWAYS miscast...but here, it seems great!

  • June 24, 2010, 10:38 a.m. CST

    Helen Mirren has white pubic hair

    by Star Hump

    and she's gassy

  • June 24, 2010, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Helen Mirren on Caligula

    by HoboJuiceExplosion

    Find it. Rub one out. Awesome body back in the day.

  • June 24, 2010, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Started with 16 Blocks?

    by JackSlater4

    First of all, that movie kinda sucked.<P> Second, Murtaugh was 50 in Lethal Weapon 1.

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  • June 24, 2010, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Looks good, and nothing like the book

    by EvilPants

    I love the book, and this obviously has very little to do with that. But it still looks like it might be fun.

  • June 24, 2010, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Star Hump..matches her husband's

    by skimn

    (Taylor Hackford) beard.

  • June 24, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST

    This does look like a heck of a lot of fun

    by oisin5199

    Great cast. Haven't read 'Red' but Ellis does have quite a sick sense of humor, so if he's approved it, I'm all for it.

  • June 24, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    They greenlit the sequel to Killers really fast...

    by The Dum Guy

    I'd actually like to see Tom Selleck in something like this.

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  • June 24, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Mirren

    by donkey_lasher

    I don't know, she scrubs up well, but she's starting to gain a turkey neck and that rack must be heading south by now.

  • June 24, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

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    by LaserPants

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  • June 24, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST

    @heydiddlediddle

    by RevDEAD

    Can you really say his property was screwed when he openly accepts it and is eagerly anticipating our enjoyment of said property? I believe that's considered consensual sex. Check out his blog on the topic: http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=8099 Choice tidbit: "I mean, if you don’t want to see a film with Helen Mirren with a sniper rifle, I’m not sure I want to know you.”

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    Filmed in my city

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  • June 24, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    THAT WAS A VERY EFFECTIVE TRAILER

    by BringingSexyBack

    It got me interested. Good job, trailer people.

  • June 24, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

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    by BringingSexyBack

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  • June 24, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    16 Blocks was great...

    by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester

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  • June 24, 2010, 1:32 p.m. CST

    We can never nuke Canada...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...We need a back-up plan if the whole world goes to shit and global extinction is the result. Chances are, the extreme northern and extreme southern latitudes would weather the calamity fairly well. Not much land in the southern latitudes, plenty in the north. Don't want to mess with the Russkies, Canada's the place to be. Don't even have to clear 'em out, just force them to pronounce "about" correctly and start serving up real goddamn bacon! Yep, when it all hits the fan, just be happy we'll still have... Canada: America's Bolt-hole!

  • June 24, 2010, 1:34 p.m. CST

    I know I'm right

    by JackSlater4

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  • June 24, 2010, 1:35 p.m. CST

    HOly Crap, That gets my 13 bucks right now

    by mattforce7

    BAD ASS

  • June 24, 2010, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Crap, read that wrong, you said "Nuke China"

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    Well, can't do that either. Kill a billion, they still got a billion more! They're like friggin' Hydra in old Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D comics.

  • June 24, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    Morgan Freeman is giving Chris Evans a run

    by JackSlater4

    at most comic book movies

  • June 24, 2010, 1:39 p.m. CST

    SIGH

    by Bruce of all Trades

    Funny humor that isn't funny. <p><p>Random action that isn't exciting. <p><p>Lines of dialog that are tired one liners. <p><p>Sadly, the only thing this movie has going for it seems to be the cast and even they look like they are phoning it in. <p><p>If they had gone the route of the comic, it would have been somewhat of a breath of fresh air for action movies. Warren Ellis' RED, while not a great comic by any means, was a no-nonsense straight forward balls to the wall intense action action story about a badass character - Paul Moses. Moses was the type of character that Clint Eastwood has liked playing these past few years -- the badass old timer you don't want to fuck with who's a hardened veteran in whatever field he works in. And who doesn't love those characters Clint plays? Well, that's exactly what Mr. Moses is in Warren Ellis' comic. Following the comic would have also called for a hard R instead of this PG-13 bollocks. The tone and writing also had more substance than what this standard-ass trailer shows. But instead of getting that breath of fresh air, we get the same tired action-comedy group of badasses formula. After The Losers, The A-Team and The Expendables. How much do you wanna bet RED will get pushed back to Spring 2011 since that's where it belongs (along with Seth Rogen's Green Hornet bullshit)

  • June 24, 2010, 1:47 p.m. CST

    New best anything ever

    by Anything But Tangerines

    it's as simple as that.

  • June 24, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Great trailer, loved the Aerosmith, Parker is soo fn HOT!!!

    by david_boreanez_cunt_hairz

  • June 24, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Who said it was PG-13?

    by JackSlater4

  • June 24, 2010, 2 p.m. CST

    "The film, on the other hand, is going to be a hard PG-13"

    by Bruce of all Trades

    http://tinyurl.com/32pjuq7

  • June 24, 2010, 2:02 p.m. CST

    Lorenzo di Bonaventura?

    by JackSlater4

    The film will be a “hard PG-13,” as di Bonaventura describes it. But don’t let that frighten you, as PG-13 can be pretty hard if you know how to work it. And a seasoned producer like di Bonaventura knows how to work it. “I made tons and tons of R-rated movies,” he explained. “And it used to be uncool not to be R. Now you can push PG-13 to a place that in our crazy rating system as long as we don’t say the word fuck more than once, you can pretty much do almost anything you want.”

  • June 24, 2010, 2:03 p.m. CST

    But Warren Ellis sucks though, and he's boring

    by JackSlater4

  • June 24, 2010, 2:06 p.m. CST

    I don't get the Helen Mirren thing

    by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGHTS

    I really don't! Good actress who looks good for her age but... Gilf? How is such a thing even possible?

  • June 24, 2010, 2:06 p.m. CST

    The comic is 3 issues long (70+ pages)

    by Bruce of all Trades

    And has little dialog in it, as well. It's not all that boring.

  • June 24, 2010, 2:09 p.m. CST

    Helen Mirren can kiss my BRITISH arse.

    by alan_poon

    If you're embarrassed to be British love then give your title back to the Queen and fuck off over to America permanently.

  • June 24, 2010, 2:14 p.m. CST

    I never read red

    by JackSlater4

    I read Dark Blue, that sucked. I read Apparat, but never finished it because it sucked.

  • June 24, 2010, 2:16 p.m. CST

    AWESOME

    by Tossed_Out_The_Windu

    @Alan: We'll take Helen and her magnificent tits. As payment, you can keep Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna (suckers!)

  • June 24, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    We'll take Gwynnie's pepperpot

    by alan_poon

    But you can keep Madge's fadge thanks.

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    by REDD

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  • June 24, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST

    looks pretty good..

    by sonnyhooper

    ...might have to check it out with that killer cast. <p> plus i wanna fuck Mary Louise Parker so bad.

  • June 24, 2010, 4:53 p.m. CST

    If you only read 1 Warren Ellis book....

    by Fuzzyjefe

    you should make that book Planetary. But I'ma gonna see this because it looks like quality funtimes.

  • June 24, 2010, 5:42 p.m. CST

    A-Team & The Losers... RED w/Envy...

    by TheBLIGHT

    This looks TIGHT!!! Yeeha!!!

  • June 24, 2010, 5:45 p.m. CST

    Now that's a trailer

    by RPLocke

    Finally after so many terrible look a like trailers.

  • June 24, 2010, 6:09 p.m. CST

    looks unwatchable

    by Rupee88

    the trailer was at least..bailed on it halfway..poor annoying editing.

  • June 24, 2010, 6:13 p.m. CST

    Finally!

    by TedKordLives

    RPLocke posts something positive! Will wonders never cease?

  • June 24, 2010, 6:15 p.m. CST

    Cool.

    by Kontarsky

    I'm a big fan of stuff like the Death Wish series, so maybe I'll catch this one. Mirren is a class act, obviously.

  • June 24, 2010, 7:41 p.m. CST

    looks cool

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

    for me to poop on

  • June 24, 2010, 9 p.m. CST

    Karl Urban would make a solid Dr. Strange.

    by RedJester

    Red looks great.

  • June 24, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Willis needs to grow his hair out a little

    by kevred

    Doesn't need to be 'Moonlighting' long, but the same completely bald look in every film is distracting - takes me out of the scene and shouts, "YOU'RE WATCHING BRUCE WILLIS, CELEBRITY". At least a little Ed Harris-style buzz. He's a good-looking guy, it's just getting repetitive.

  • June 25, 2010, 12:55 a.m. CST

    I'll watch it if it's R

    by NeoDevilbaneX

    Otherwise I'm not gonna bother.

  • June 25, 2010, 1:51 a.m. CST

    Rated R for bRRRRUCE

    by RPLocke

  • June 25, 2010, 3:26 a.m. CST

    Mary Louise Parker! Sold.

    by Fortunesfool

    Looks fun.

  • June 25, 2010, 5:09 a.m. CST

    "Unforgiven is the best western ever made"

    by AsimovLives

    Obviously, somebody here haven't see OPEN RANGE, THE PROPOSITION (it's set in australia but it's still a western), THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSES JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD, THERE WILL BE BLOOD and SERAPHIM FALLS.

  • June 25, 2010, 5:10 a.m. CST

    and by that i mean westerns made after UNFORGIVEN

    by AsimovLives

    Too man westerns deserve to be called the best ever made. So much so that i don't think there is one best western ever made.

  • June 25, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    Love Warren Ellis, really liked this comic...

    by Jaka

    ...but I'm not sure I dig the casting. It's only three issues, so I'll have to give it a quick re-read and see what I think. I do remember it being - like a shit ton of Ellis' work - very wide and visual. Could easily be adapted to film. However, like a shit ton of Ellis' work, it's really violent. I'm quite certain there will be changed. Whatever. Hurray for Warren Ellis! May everything he has ever written be adapted to film!... with better casting!

  • June 25, 2010, 1:41 p.m. CST

    And Hellen Mirren is old!

    by Jaka

    lol She's 65 years old! When she was young, and naked, she WAS hot. No denying that. But sex with grandmothers doesn't do it for me. I just don't get the lust for her in these talkbacks. Unless a WHOLE BUNCH of you are MUCH older than me.

  • June 25, 2010, 1:44 p.m. CST

    I wouldn't put any of those films over Unforgiven, Asi

    by Jaka

    And other than Seraphim Falls, which I haven't seen, I really love all of them (quite a lot, actually). But Unforgiven is a damn near perfect film. The way Clint deconstructs his own bad ass western guy image is untouchable.

  • June 25, 2010, 1:50 p.m. CST

    OK... and my dumb ass didn't realize...

    by Jaka

    ...there was a trailer. Duh! Watched it now... umm... I don't mind the trailer - looks interesting. But I think I REALLY need to re-read the comic book.

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  • June 26, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    looks fun...some miserable cunts around here..

    by quantize

    mirren is damn sexy too, particularly at her age.. You guys watch too many lady gag-a videos.. Little girls in their underpants with plastic tits is for braindead assholes.

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