June 22, 2010, 12:34 a.m. CST
I enjoyed the trailer, Seth Rogen is essentially playing his usual self but whatever, based on the trailer it could be entertaining.
June 22, 2010, 12:36 a.m. CST
...the actor they cast as Kato can't hold the screen. A bit of a quandary, now that the movie has been shot. On the bright side, he's not CGI.
June 22, 2010, 12:47 a.m. CST
June 22, 2010, 12:50 a.m. CST
In the opening shot, as they pan up, what's with the upside-down sign? That said, I'm game for this...
June 22, 2010, 12:52 a.m. CST
Admittedly they could have gone through the footage in a painstaking manner to piece together a decent looking trailer, but they managed that. It still feels like a Seth Rogen character, but adjusted for a comic book superhero's world. I'm happy with the results. It sort of feels like if Robin had all the money and Batman was just a friend/employee. I think it works.
June 22, 2010, 12:53 a.m. CST
Meh... (Just a slight meh though, not even one with enough motivation behind it to shrug shoulders along with it. Pretty much indifferent.)...just meh.
June 22, 2010, 12:54 a.m. CST
Jonah Hex perhaps??
June 22, 2010, 12:58 a.m. CST
This film could have been done as a badass noir piece. I believe that this premise could have broken some new ground in that area, but nope, the only thing that's keeping this from being straight-to-dvd or SyFy Channel fare is the budget.
June 22, 2010, 12:58 a.m. CST
The frame was probably flipped and someone forgot to change the sign around.
June 22, 2010, 1:01 a.m. CST
Shitty CGI<p>People fighting<P>Cars with guns<P>It's in 3D!!!!<P> Rap music <P> Dumb comedy <P> No-talent shit actors <P> * head explodes *
June 22, 2010, 1:02 a.m. CST
by Gap Toothed TV Boy
It's upside down because that's they way the logo really appears at The Standard on Sunset. No CGI trickery.
June 22, 2010, 1:02 a.m. CST
but otherwise...it looks decent I guess. I'll probably end up watching it, but I wished the tone was different. Rogen is just Rogen in here with a helpful sidekick.
June 22, 2010, 1:03 a.m. CST
by Gap Toothed TV Boy
"You like pussy, Kato?" "Oh, me wruve pussy, Green Hornet! Me wruve pussy wrong time!"
June 22, 2010, 1:07 a.m. CST
That explains it. Never been there before myself; I'm not sure I'm hip enough for that scene... ;)
June 22, 2010, 1:08 a.m. CST
June 22, 2010, 1:10 a.m. CST
June 22, 2010, 1:14 a.m. CST
The Standard sign was upside down because that's what their actual logo looks like. What, is your Google broke?
June 22, 2010, 1:16 a.m. CST
by Unknown Canadian
...looks like a flick I could really enjoy on an afternoon off with a joint in hand. I loved watching the show as a kid, and as much as I don't really buy even a slimmed-down Rogan in this role, this trailer makes it look like a fun couple hours.
June 22, 2010, 1:19 a.m. CST
Guh. The studio is not in the habit of moving a film out of the 'Thanksgiving - Christmas - New Year's' window because they want it to look good on screen. It's a dog, and they know it.
June 22, 2010, 1:26 a.m. CST
Color me unimpressed... or purple, I like purple too.
June 22, 2010, 1:28 a.m. CST
Was supposed to be the side-kick.
June 22, 2010, 1:35 a.m. CST
I wanna see a movie with Harry as a vampire.
June 22, 2010, 2:01 a.m. CST
Rogen looks hideously out of place here. I get that they want the arc of the goofy guy becoming the superhero, but the drinking and smoozing would work a lot better with a hint of self-loathing and coldness. He just looks like his 40 Year Old Virgin character was cut and pasted into a superhero film.
June 22, 2010, 2:10 a.m. CST
They did decide to go the route of the Green Hornet being a wannabe, and Kato being a badass. I don't like their choices for either actor. I don't like that Kato is a gadget man, that leaves the Green Hornet to be truly useless. My vision (mind you this was 5 yrs ago) cast Will Ferrell as the Green Hornet. I never had a Kato nailed down. It's impossible to replace Bruce Lee. However, I thought Kato should be kept very much an "Ok, Boss" type of guy. I would have had Will Ferrell be a bumbling kind of guy who gets bored with his pointless extravagant life. Then he compulsively decides he wants to use his wealth & resources to fight crime. It's the unrealistic, dangerous whym of a man-child. His sole talent is making useless gadgets, which become his mostly-failing crime fighting gadgets. The problem is, Will get his ass beat and nearly dies his first night out. He asks his asian butler, "Please don't be offended, but...do you know karate?" "No, boss. But I know Kung Fu." So Will brings Kato with him to fight crime, and we basically find out Kato is a super badass. The Green Hornet and Kato strike fear into hearts of the evil doers. But the crime boss realizes Kato is the real threat. Kato is tricked and kidnapped. Now it's up to the Green Hornet to save his best friend Kato, all on his own, but can he? Rated R for Retarded Fun.
June 22, 2010, 2:16 a.m. CST
I'll be doing my best to avoid seeing it.
June 22, 2010, 2:18 a.m. CST
The problem with your version is the audience has no-one to root for. Granted this one has Seth Rogen doing a poor job of the same thing, but they're trying to have us root for him.
June 22, 2010, 2:21 a.m. CST
I'll probably see it. But not in 3D
June 22, 2010, 2:24 a.m. CST
by Dark Knight Lite
Rogen's range does not extend into suave territory, and that is the Green Hornet's whole persona. Bah.
June 22, 2010, 2:30 a.m. CST
by Dark Knight Lite
Maybe we'll get the '67 series on DVD, timed to this turd's release. Here's hoping.
June 22, 2010, 2:43 a.m. CST
by The Guy Who Slept Through Everything.
June 22, 2010, 2:54 a.m. CST
really has a very low standard for movies. That looked like total shit.
June 22, 2010, 2:57 a.m. CST
the studio has no faith in this film.
June 22, 2010, 2:58 a.m. CST
It's nothing personal Seth but this is just not the role for you brah. Stick to stuff like Pineapple Express and Knocked Up. Leave the super hero shit to the right actors. It's like taking a rapper and watching them try their hands at being a country singer. Stick with what you know.
June 22, 2010, 3:17 a.m. CST
It's that damn voice...it's horrible...plus he just irritates me.
June 22, 2010, 3:30 a.m. CST
F you Rogan, I thought you were going to be "action rogan" no, you're just slightly thinner seth rogan. What a lame trailer, what was with that Iron Man music through-out???? And Chow would have been a great Kato, this new guy blows. ARRGH! Only positive thing about it I can say is that it at least doesn't look cheap. Wow, my hope was slaughtered tonight. What a waste. Will I still check it out in the theater? Sure, but I won't be first in line.
June 22, 2010, 3:33 a.m. CST
So many damn things wrong with that trailer it hurts.
June 22, 2010, 3:35 a.m. CST
Cameron Diaz. Horribly miscast.
June 22, 2010, 3:35 a.m. CST
Don't try to sell this as Iron Man. It has to be funny to work.
June 22, 2010, 3:43 a.m. CST
not much though. Is the world dying to pay 20 to see a 3d action pic with Seth Rogan?
June 22, 2010, 3:55 a.m. CST
that one glimpse of Kato-vision was the greatest thing in this trailer.<br><br>it shows that it really is a Michel Gondry movie, i cant wait to see me some kato-vision in 3D
June 22, 2010, 4:07 a.m. CST
First off with Gondry directing, I expected the movie to look a lot better. There's no style to the movie at all. No one really cares about The Green Hornet. Seth Rogen doesn't work in this. I can't see him being physical at all. I just don't buy that he can actually beat someone up. I also think that Seth can't really carry a movie. He's better when he's in a supporting role or having someone to play off of. I just don't think Kato is the kind of person who brings the best out of Seth. And, didn't Gondry and Seth say that the movie wasn't a comedy, that it was a straight up action/comic book movie? It looked like they were going for laughs to me. I just think this movie is doomed. Rogen isn't an action star, he's never going to be an action star. This will bomb and then he's up for his cancer movie. Great career moves!
June 22, 2010, 4:38 a.m. CST
Rogen wrote it...uh, you know, the writer from friggin SUPERBAD...and the director of Eternal Sunshine. Totally tired of the supermovies that take themselves way too seriously.
June 22, 2010, 4:41 a.m. CST
Again, people bash trailers so much but trailers don't really matter. I have faith in Gondry and I think the guy playing Kato is spot on.
June 22, 2010, 5:12 a.m. CST
I think they have a hit on their hands, the people who are shouting BOMB are the same people who said Avatar would bomb...and look how that turned out. Nah, this trailer is funny, full of action, Kato is amazing and Seth has a big enough following that plenty of folks will be interested in this. I know it sold me. Looks fun and pretty damn cool. I'm there.
June 22, 2010, 5:52 a.m. CST
by The StarWolf
First, let's take a classic pulp era good guy and turn him into a parody of himself. Then, let's take his classic signature theme (FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE) and replace it by a truly painful soundtrack. Then, let's thrown in gobs of that wildly overused 'bullet time'. OK, all I need to know to give it a wide miss.
June 22, 2010, 6:18 a.m. CST
is that the Jimmy Kimmel Live show will be shown Tues night recorded entirely from Jimmy's webcam on his Mac... fucking awesome.
June 22, 2010, 6:37 a.m. CST
debate the merits of LOST, ask why Herc ignores SUPERNATURAL, or maybe why Harry is so fat? </BR> <p> <P> How about whateverhappenedtotitsoutforattentiongirl???
June 22, 2010, 6:38 a.m. CST
it thought my run-on sentence was actually a web URL link so it broke it up. Fucking ghey
June 22, 2010, 7:33 a.m. CST
Or does it have the same rights problems that is keeping the '66 BATMAN series from being released on DVD?
June 22, 2010, 7:56 a.m. CST
by The StarWolf
I sent a [more politely phrased] query to the people running AICN about the perky Script Girl but never received an answer. She headed off on holidays ... about a year ago, never came back. Did she get run over by a truck? Did her boss find out what she was doing and sicced lawyers on her? Your guess is as good as mine.
June 22, 2010, 8:48 a.m. CST
She looks awful in Knight and Day.
June 22, 2010, 9:24 a.m. CST
...not feeling it in the slightest. I hope I'm wrong for nostalgia's sake, but I don't think so. Wrong spirit, wrong tone, wrong 'actor'. I like Gondry...but nope.
June 22, 2010, 9:43 a.m. CST
Did Columbia pull it? Looks ok, but ai would have preferred a noirish version of GH rather that a comedic version.
June 22, 2010, 9:47 a.m. CST
June 22, 2010, 9:50 a.m. CST
Somebody please put a bullet in Rogen's head and just end all our misery.
June 22, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST
Finally watched it last night.Fuck the haters man I laughed the entire time and the action was big goofy fun. This looks like a more serious Pineapple Express. I'm in the group that wanted a bad ass GH like George Clooney or Matt Damon,hell I would have liked Ryan Reynolds in this type of movie but maybe this will work .Looks like something i'd watch.
June 22, 2010, 10:09 a.m. CST
I don't know why aicn stopped posting her stuff, but Scriptgirl has a presence on youtube as scriptgirl411 and the account was last signed in 5 days ago, even though she hasn't any new vids up in awhile.
June 22, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST
fucking polluted the hottest chick on the planet. tell me you would eat her out knowing ryans cock has been there? thought not!
June 22, 2010, 10:42 a.m. CST
observe and report was disturbingly funny. their take on the hornet looks different. don't need the 3-D. give me back my son.
June 22, 2010, 10:47 a.m. CST
I bet she now has yellow fever
June 22, 2010, 10:49 a.m. CST
and the Standard logo IS upside down. Poor Gondry.
June 22, 2010, 10:58 a.m. CST
is a hotel in Hollywood and L.A., their logo has always been upside down
June 22, 2010, 11:24 a.m. CST
...should have stuck with voicing Kermit the Frog instead of faking his own death and overdubbing Seth Rogen with that 'hilarious' comedy voice. It's not working out for either of them.
June 22, 2010, 11:51 a.m. CST
If Rogen isn't his usual, really annoying self. Still don't like his casting. Films success is largely dependent on that.
June 22, 2010, 11:58 a.m. CST
by The StarWolf
Cyberskunk - The last video on that site was by someone else standing in for her and that was last year.
June 22, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST
are spinning in their graves after seeing this trailer. Rogen is more suited to play Homer in a live action Simpsons than this. This is beyond the nightmare that I thought it would be when it was first announced.
June 22, 2010, 12:28 p.m. CST
..Peter Griffin in a live action family guy movie. not the fucking green hornet. Blasphemy, I say...
June 22, 2010, 12:31 p.m. CST
I wonder if there's any explanation about it on her myspace page. I see her account name is the same there but I just scanned it briefly. If there's no explanation on youtube, I'd guess there's no explanation on myspace.
June 22, 2010, 12:34 p.m. CST
I see she also has a facebook page, but that could just as well have been taken over by someone else.
June 22, 2010, 12:40 p.m. CST
Lostboytexass makes a very astute point. To take the time out of his obviously busy day to contribute such a well-reasoned observation to the discussion... Well, I'm in awe of his stunning wit and good taste, that's all. I never would have thought to link a Seth Rogen movie trailer to "eating out Scarlett Johansen... polluted by Ryan Reynold's cock." Sir, you clearly have a bright future as a registered sex offender ahead of you. Keep up the good work. I think we're all anxious for your next probing dissection of recent film news.
June 22, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST
or at least the scent of a good scary villain.
June 22, 2010, 12:59 p.m. CST
I have a heart for the great female editors. Her, and Thelma. And really, any of the great editors, despite gender.) Great editing is a true and beautiful art. I did not know Menke was involved - one more thing to make me excited for this project.
June 22, 2010, 1:35 p.m. CST
The negativity in this place is just depressing. Do you people get off on being this bitter? Jesus Christ.
June 22, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST
I think this looks fun as hell. I love the 60's series, but I'm more than open for this interpretation.
June 22, 2010, 2:10 p.m. CST
June 22, 2010, 2:14 p.m. CST
It looks just as bad as I thought it would be. Seth is playing the same character he plays in every single movie he ever made!
June 22, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST
A reluctant loser decides. What if I actually became a superhero? Can I do it?
June 22, 2010, 2:16 p.m. CST
I don't think Van Williams is dead. And you know you would do Diaz in a New York heartbeat if you had the chance. I will go see this but with expectations appropriately lowered.
June 22, 2010, 2:17 p.m. CST
And I love most of the cast. But I'm still not sure about Seth Rogen as the Green Hornet. The trailer kind of makes it seem like it's Seth Rogen playing the guy he's played in every other movie, pretending to be the Green Hornet. Still, I'm pretty excited for this one. I totally dig Gondry and have quite a bit of faith in him. And like I said, the rest of the cast appears pretty solid. Figuring I'll probably be in the theater for this one.
June 22, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST
June 22, 2010, 2:28 p.m. CST
What a mess. And if they cross over with The Dark Knight I'm gonna go apeshit.
June 22, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST
more like a fun time pineapple express in superhero mode. that aside i will watch every movie gondry has his hands on.
June 22, 2010, 3:02 p.m. CST
the one where everyone was saying how it looked horrible, and harry thought the car kick scene was cool? where did it go?
June 22, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST
Seth Rogan may be the most one dimensional actor since Tiny 'Zeus' Lister Jr.
June 22, 2010, 3:13 p.m. CST
Hell, this looks more 80s TV series than the A Team movie.
June 22, 2010, 4:06 p.m. CST
Now that it's really going for the 3D treatment. People will be spending their 3D Box Office dollars for Tron in December.
June 22, 2010, 4:08 p.m. CST
Just terrible. Could mean a flop.
June 22, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST
Deebo's gonna knock you the fuck out!<p>and you know this... maaaaaaaaan!!
June 22, 2010, 4:57 p.m. CST
...to point out that the January release date is a sure sign of danger. But, you know? For a movie that's approaching with a lot of negative buzz, I think it looks pretty darn entertaining. The angle they take w/Rogen's character is spot-on to fit his casting. And Chou looks tremendous in his part. If they balance the humor and action in the movie as well as they do in the trailer, this could be an unexpected charmer (at least for the Hornet-geek crowd).
June 22, 2010, 4:58 p.m. CST
if thinking of scarletts vagine 24-7 makes me a sex offender then i shall wear that badge with pride! with pride, muthafucka!
June 22, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST
June 22, 2010, 5:46 p.m. CST
by Master Bruce
at being a hit. It looks like they've got the action, and Rogen is playing it like his usual slacker self instead of pretending he's an action-hero from the get go. It's unclear though if his uncle was the original Green Hornet & he's taking up his mantle - as it should be w/Rogen in the lead - or not. I dunno... taking a wait-and-see approach w/this one.
June 22, 2010, 5:53 p.m. CST
i'm as straight as the washington monument, but that Chou dude is a good looking asian man. the kind of dude dudes want to be. is that wrong?
June 22, 2010, 6:15 p.m. CST
Most of the worst turkeys are dumped in January and September.
June 22, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST
WTF. A few laughs but it doesn't look that great just based off the trailer.
June 22, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST
in anything? She's looking pretty rough. Actually has been for while now. And she can't act, so there's that too.
June 22, 2010, 7:13 p.m. CST
looks like it could be a cool movie.
June 22, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST
"Way to go, Girlname Gonorrhea! You and your writing buddies, unnEvan Goldsuck and Seth needsRogaine have lens flared up some epic fail! Hope you all like your FAILHornet !!!1!" Amidoinitrite?
June 22, 2010, 8:15 p.m. CST
June 22, 2010, 8:22 p.m. CST
Not a chance. Looks like a very nicely produced, smirky piece of crap.
June 22, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST
This thing is gonna be a trainwreck, no way the get an even tone. Looks like Mystery Men 2.
June 22, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST
nothin like some one syllable sentences to spruce a movie up<p> Look what it did for Jonah Hex
June 22, 2010, 10:37 p.m. CST
By not making a LONE RANGER movie first. Seriously. GH is Lone Ranger's grand nephew (well, originally in the 30s & 40s). You make a LR movie and it is good you can ride on its coattails and not have to worry about people comparing it to Batman.
June 22, 2010, 10:54 p.m. CST
by Droogie Alex
...and see if it doesn't kick ASS. http://www.youtube.com/watchv=O6baKbRQrt4
June 22, 2010, 10:55 p.m. CST
by Droogie Alex
June 22, 2010, 10:58 p.m. CST
I can't fathom it. But I love a good pettycoat movie. I'm in.
June 23, 2010, 12:41 a.m. CST
Yes, thinking of it 24-7 is about as close to hers or any other vagina that you're gonna get in this lifetime pal. Go back to the celebrityskin.com comment board. They miss you.
June 23, 2010, 1:01 a.m. CST
by Dark Knight Lite
Why did Spidey 1&2, IM, and Nolan's Bats 1&2 make bank and delight the fans? Because they STAYED TRUE TO THE SOURCE. Everyone said IM would be a moderate success at best, after all, Tony Stark is just a second-rate Bruce Wayne, but the film cleaned up at the BO. That's because RDJ understood the character that Stan created, and made him come to life on the screen. These ASSWIPES have no idea who the Green Hornet is and it shows. The only thing they got right was the car. Oh shit, that's a lift from 66-67, so congratulations, YOU GOT NOTHING RIGHT. Now I know how Wolverine fans feel.
June 23, 2010, 1:41 a.m. CST
you Americans now hold premieres for the trailer for a 3rd rate "American culture" superhero film?
June 23, 2010, 2:58 a.m. CST
I don't get the hate for Wolverine. <p> Simply because his comic-book backstory isn't all that. Everything up to Japan for him is so so. And they're obligated to show the Weapon X stuff in a prequel - otherwise what's the point? </p> <p> Besides which, if I'm really being nerdy... his backstory is the least relevant part of his character. They shouldn't have made a prequel, because demystifying Wolverine makes him just another character.
June 23, 2010, 3:31 a.m. CST
People here are bitter as fuck - it's really sad. Sure this doesn't look like the greatest movie ever but who the fuck expected a Green Hornet movie to be one. I've seen far worse trailers then this, and Chou looks pretty fucking cool. Honestly if I were Seth Rogen and was reading this shit I would laugh at how sad the nerds on this site are.
June 23, 2010, 4:28 a.m. CST
And not once did you praise Rogen's performance. <p> I hope he is reading this, because he doesn't get it. At all. The gas-gun clip alone shows he doesn't understand the superhero genre. For all the Iron Man talk, Tony Stark didn't do anything that goofy. Because, while these films should have fun elements, ideally they'd take themselves seriously enough not to have a grown man shoot himself in the face. </p> <p> I mean WHAT point does that serve? It makes GH look like an absolute putz, and really makes the mind boggle as to why Kato would need his assistance at all. </p>
June 23, 2010, 5:44 a.m. CST
I'm not seeing this movie, life is way too fucking short.
June 23, 2010, 8 a.m. CST
you are aware that George Clooney has some form with playing "super heroes", aren't you?
June 23, 2010, 8:45 a.m. CST
was any 'fear' that it might be good. Rogen is the least-charismatic actor working today. And take out whatever's in his bottom lip.
June 23, 2010, 9:56 a.m. CST
whats funny is that as im reading your post im tongue-fucking your grandmothers grey twat. thought i would share
June 23, 2010, 9:59 a.m. CST
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June 23, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST
by Liquid Meddle
The guy constantly has the highly cliche "WOW, LOOK HOW COOL THAT WAS!" after every f'n scene! Not believable at all. "WOW, I KILLED A DUDE WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER? SO COOL!"
June 23, 2010, 11:46 a.m. CST
by Liquid Meddle
I GET TO DRIVE A CAR AND DO KUNG-FU WITH AN ASIAN GUY?! WOW!
June 23, 2010, 12:01 p.m. CST
by Motoko Kusanagi
Still such a long way to go until January...
June 23, 2010, 12:22 p.m. CST
Did his father work for Blackpool?
June 23, 2010, 12:36 p.m. CST
That is funny. And sounds about right, since my grandmother's been in a grave for about ten years and a rotting corpse might actually have sex with you. Might. Just don't set your goals too much higher, Mongo.
June 23, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST
June 23, 2010, 1:43 p.m. CST
i was thinking of scarlett the whole time i was defiling your grandmothers corpse. is that bad?<p>PROTIP: if you're ever gonna fuck a corpse make sure you bring lots of lube. I had to improvise with Burger King ketchup packets. redwings anyone?
June 23, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST
by Arcadian Del Sol
where everyone except the main characters exist in 2010? If you're going to retcon the story to 2010, i dunno, maybe Kato should wear an UnderArmor T-shirt and Green Hornet should wear an Ireland soccer jersey or something. I dont get why the main characters are wearing clothes from a Goodwill clearance rack in this movie.<p> Bad artistic choices being made here.
June 23, 2010, 2:48 p.m. CST
Burger King. Perfect. Okay, so here's the picture you've painted: Unfunny, overweight virgin in your mother's basement, surrounded by fast food wrappers, shifting your musty ass at the computer only when it's time to jerk off for the twelfth time today. (Now you come back with another "shocking" sex joke. I can't wait. Go.)
June 23, 2010, 3:31 p.m. CST
i apologize for painting the wrong picture in your mind. lets start again:<p>picture this: <p>-me. <p>-you. <p>-a rusty fire hydrant. <p>me raping your mouth with said rusty fire hydrant. you loving it. <p>I've hit a creative block trying to find an appropriate title for the DVD of this encounter. Perhaps you could utilize that formidable imagination of yours to assist?<p>all proceeds will be donated to the Haitian Rectal Prolapse Fund care of Wyclef Jean.
June 23, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST
There ya go, Little One. Fire hydrant mouth rape. A little desperate but theoretically "Shocking." Do it again. This time, with more virgin-fueled sexual frustration and rage. Remember, you want the audience to really FEEL just how sad and lonely your life is. Really go for it. if it helps, just picture the black hole of nothingness that is your daily existence... Picturing it? Now go...
June 23, 2010, 4:52 p.m. CST
you lost me at the part where im supposed to make the audience feel how sad and lonely my life really is. alas i cant help you with your request as my life if actually quite awesome and fun. not in a 'jerking off to star wars' kinda way that youre so accustomed to though. <p>speaking of black holes, how your fathers anus holding up these days? I've never heard of someone getting 90 rectal stitches before but when you let a horse assfuck you then what can you expect?
June 23, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST
Oh you're just precious. "You lost me at..." You must say that phrase a few times a day, huh. Ok, Little One, I'll slow down for you. Let's recap, shall we. You've covered eating out my dead gramma, raping my mouth with a fire hydrant, and a horse assfucking my father. No repeats, now. Go again. You're gonna run out of family members. Better cover mom. Knock me out, genius.
June 23, 2010, 6:09 p.m. CST
i would love to cover your mom... with jizz... again!
June 23, 2010, 6:18 p.m. CST
Great! We can scratch her off the list now. Go again. This stuff is comic gold.
June 24, 2010, 5:01 a.m. CST
After the midnight ass rape of AVATAR, I'm done with 3-D movies. It's nothing more than a money-grab and just doesn't bring anything to the movie-watching experience (except a headache and an overwhelming wish that you hadn't sprung for the extra $3-$8 3-D ticket price).
June 24, 2010, 7:31 a.m. CST
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June 24, 2010, 10:15 p.m. CST
...based on a trailer. Seth Rogen is unbelievably popular as a comic actor so obviously the marketing of this film is going to try and cash in on that. To do so they have to show him as we all know him. Sure, there is every chance it will be very similar to other Rogen roles. But until we know for certain, getting all indignant about it is pointless. After all, there is a reason why Academy members are given full-length screeners and not two-minute trailers: trailers don't show shit.
June 25, 2010, 12:55 a.m. CST
June 25, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST
Because we've seen his schtick 5000 times BEFORE! If they WANT to bring in audiences other than those who actually LIKE his usual drunk/stoned, slacker, hairy loser roles, the filmmakers would have to show that in the trailers to get non-Seth Rogen fans to buy a ticket.<p>For me, I HATE Seth Rogen's films because his characters are the type of annoying asses who aren't funny in real life and are even LESS funny when I'm expected to spend money and time watching their antics for 2 hours. This Green Hornet trailer promises more of the same crap, except THIS time, he's a "superhero" with no talents whatsoever and no brains... exactly the OPPOSITE of what I want to see in a superhero film! >:O<p>HORRIBLE trailer promising a HORRIBLE film, starring a HORRIBLE actor. Overall, a HORRIBLE rendition of what should've been a very cool movie, if they'd only had the BRAINS to take it seriously and play it straight.<p>Best superhero films? Iron Man, Superman, The Dark Knight, Spider-Man 2, Blade 2. What did they all have in common??? The filmmakers didn't treat them as JOKES and played them relatively straight.<p>I honestly can't believe that so many of you guys have such crummy standards when it comes to superhero films that you'd actually think this trailer promises a decent movie! As long as you continue supporting this sub-standard garbage, films with real action stars like Michael Jai White will continue to go DTV, while studios continue to pump out more celluloid sewage like Rogen's "Green Hornet" for the brainless masses!<p>To see what the Green Hornet film SHOULD have been like, go to the following URL. Then come back and tell us how "great" Rogen's joke of a film will be.>:P<p>http://tinyurl.com/2qwjg9
June 25, 2010, 10:47 p.m. CST
JUST LOOK AT THAT TRAILER - MAKES YOU WANT TO PUKE YOUR GUTS OUT! IT ALL GOES BACK TO THE CRAPPY CASTING OF THE HORNET HIMSELF. THIS IS UNQUALIFIED, 100% PURE STINKING SHIT. IT'S "THE SPIRIT" ALL OVER AGAIN.....AND ANYONE WHO CAN'T SEE THAT IS BLIND. THIS IS "JONAH HEX" WITHOUT MEEGAN -- IT'S ALL DICKWAD, BABY.
June 25, 2010, 10:49 p.m. CST
June 26, 2010, 8:08 a.m. CST
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