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You'll Never Believe How DIE HARD 24/7 Got Its Name...

Published at: June 9, 2010, 1:53 p.m. CST by merrick

Merrick here...
Last night, Harry posted a piece indicating that the long gestating DIE HARD 5 might be called DIE HARD 24/7 (HERE). This prompted a correspondence from an...established creative talent within the entertainment industry. Someone known to AICN, who could feasibly be known to you as well if you heard his/her name... someone who drops AICN a line from time to time to offer welcomed clarity on frustratingly vague newsbits. This time, she/he wanted to let us know how DIE HARD 24/7 got the name none of us seem to like. Ironically, what a few Talkbackers were joking about beneath Harry's article (linked above) turns out to be true. At one point, The Powers That Be at Fox mulled an idea - DIE HARD 5 and the TV show 24 were to cross over. The intent was for Kiefer Sutherland to appear as Jack Bauer in an adventure with Bruce Willis' John McClane. Hence...DIE HARD 24/7. Our dude/lady didn't know how much development was actually put into this notion, but she/he believes the project didn't pan out because Kiefer was more interested in launching his own 24 movie franchise (still said to be in the works) than doing buddy shtick in Bruce's already established series. Which leaves some questions. Are we just now getting wind of an older title that has since been abandoned? Did they keep the title because they thought it was good, but are using it for some entirely different DH sequel conceit? Or, if DIE HARD 24/7 is actually still in play as a title, is there still a specific reason for using it? I'll be the first to admit that, at face value, this notion sounds like the pitiful ranting of a wizzened fanboy. Again, though, this comes from a source we view as reasonably credible. Is there a margin for error? Absolutely, but not too likely in this case. Food for thought and fun to speculate about. So, let you imaginations run wild... We'll let you know if we hear anything else about this...
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  • June 9, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Die Hard ASSFEST 5

    by Trannyformers_Apologist

  • June 9, 2010, 1:53 p.m. CST

    that has sense been abandoned?

    by AzulTool

  • June 9, 2010, 1:53 p.m. CST

    so once again a non-story...

    by blckmgk13

    ...of an even bigger non-story. I get that it is just to shed light on the rumour but it still reeks of a painfully slow news day.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:53 p.m. CST

    Die Hard overdose

    by AxeEmAll

  • June 9, 2010, 1:54 p.m. CST

    Die Harder (with viagra)

    by Cobb05

    I think Die Hard 4 killed the franchise. I don't think someone will actually step up and make a kickass Die Hard movie. just leave it alone. Unless they go The Expendibles route, it's just not going to be good. We don't want the A-Team from Die Hard. We want Die Hard.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:55 p.m. CST

    Sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet

    by scudd

    Bauer or McClane? We definitely need a movie to decide. Get this made, Fox.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:56 p.m. CST

    HARRISON FORD AND THE CHRONIC HIP REPLACEMENT

    by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

    Wait... wrong talk back. Sorry.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    It's Fox

    by Ripleys_nipples

    So I believe.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Die Hard was a great movie!

    by Atrayou

    Its 4 sequels were/will be shitty cash grabs! Just sayin' Try harder Hollywood.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:58 p.m. CST

    Makes three non-stories in a row...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    Along with Indy 5 rumors (debunked by other sources), and new Mortal Kombat movie (short only a viral for a new game, not a movie). This place is as accurate as a tabloid rag.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:58 p.m. CST

    I don't believe it!

    by Meglos

  • June 9, 2010, 1:59 p.m. CST

    Keifer Sutherland's a fucking idiot if he turned that down.

    by AzulTool

    And, I'm glad that cross pollination-synergetic bullshit isn't happening. The last one aside, I'm a Die Hard fan. I've never seen 24. I don't give 24 fucks about Jack Bauer. And, to see him crowbarred into the Die Hard universe just because they're both under the Fox banner would have been fucking stupid.

  • June 9, 2010, 2 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD 8 DAYS A WEEK!

    by CountryBoy

  • June 9, 2010, 2:01 p.m. CST

    Wait for it...

    by Lemure_v2

    Reboot coming soon with a young McClane, played by someone from Twilight, as we see how McClane became the man we now know...or something. They could even call it Die Hard Begins.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:02 p.m. CST

    A buddy-cop movie with McClane and Bauer

    by Bruce of all Trades

    should TOTALLY happen. <p><p>Fuck fuck fuck! Make it happen, Fox!!!

  • June 9, 2010, 2:02 p.m. CST

    WalterB, are you there?

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    Spring for a black box and tell us what the deal is here. You probably won't, though, because you only came here when you were bored and depressed in your bachelor pad between marriages.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Even if the crossover happened . . .

    by Nice Marmot

    . . . the 7 part still wouldn't make sense. Maybe Morgan Freeman's Detective Somerset could have been the crotchety old guy yelling at their loose cannon ways. FUCKING RETARDED . . .

  • June 9, 2010, 2:03 p.m. CST

    I bet the source is Jett

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    That guys got the scoop on everything!

  • June 9, 2010, 2:05 p.m. CST

    GEE I wonder why it never panned out?

    by RPLocke

    Maybe because John and Jack are 2 completely different things?

  • June 9, 2010, 2:06 p.m. CST

    The Godfather Part IV: Howard the Duck 2

    by Toilet_Terror

  • June 9, 2010, 2:11 p.m. CST

    I did not watch last season of 24 or last two 'Die Hard' movies

    by SmokingRobot

    But I'd pay CASH MONEY in a heartbeat to watch a Jack Bauer/John McClane movie.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Who cares?

    by HorrorFan81

    Whatever it will eventually be called, it will still be shit.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:12 p.m. CST

    I knew it!

    by Acid_Frio

    was soooo close..

  • June 9, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Your source is fucking with you.

    by V'Shael

  • June 9, 2010, 2:18 p.m. CST

    John McLaine was in Loaded Weapon

    by RPLocke

    Emillio Esetves is shooting out in one scene and Bruce Willis comes in and tells them they're on the wrong street.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Freddy V Die Hard

    by Axl Z

    I thought AVP2 killed these kind of movies?

  • June 9, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    The plot of Die Hard 5 will revolve around a third Gruber brothe

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    Will be set in outer space, and McClane will team up with Al, Zeus, the janitor from 2, the kid from 4, Jack Bauer, and Ellis' love child to stop Dieter Gruber (played by Christophe Waltz) from stealing kryptonite from the MIR space station. McClane will also wear a ginger toupee in this one, because people complained about his baldness last time out.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:24 p.m. CST

    I'm in.

    by MrPopular

    That could be super fun.. except 2 guys the both break the rules.. for the greater good. seems hard.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:28 p.m. CST

    Die Hardy

    by belasco_house

    Black & white slapstick comedy, John MacClane & Stan Laurel team up to beat Stan's evil fat former comedy partner ah shit I dunno

  • June 9, 2010, 2:29 p.m. CST

    i like the idea, they got nothin to lose

    by DioxholsterReturns

    why not? both sucked in their last story thing so maybe combining them saves them from sucking more. like a threesome

  • June 9, 2010, 2:30 p.m. CST

    MY GAWD

    by Sedani

    Those two together would be unstopable!

  • June 9, 2010, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Merrick never posts news, just conjecture

    by CRISPIN_GLOVERS_ACID_FLASHBACK

    and maybes. His shit is all question marks.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:32 p.m. CST

    John: How could the same shit happen to the same guy?

    by RPLocke

    Jack: Tell me about it!

  • June 9, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    Daughter at forefront of ass-kickery with thong please.

    by UltraTron

  • June 9, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    about the idea of third gruber brother..

    by emeraldboy

    I speculated that some time and to finish out the series of die hard that would be logical step. a brother out for revenge. make him psychotic. you have something.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:35 p.m. CST

    fuck yeah

    by lostboytexas

    if Fox wants my cash then a 24/die hard mashup would be the ticket. make it happen you muthfuckas

  • June 9, 2010, 2:35 p.m. CST

    I'd rather watch a Jack Bauer/Vic Mackey team-up

    by CRISPIN_GLOVERS_ACID_FLASHBACK

    Remember when we were all hoping for that TV crossover?

  • June 9, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    SAVE FOR THE SEVENTH DIE HARD MOVIE

    by turketron_2

    If Jack Bauer and John McClane teamed up, it would be then end of action movies forever as there would be no more henchmen or bad guys left. If you were to add Brock Samson to their team, you could bring back every bad guy who ever lived from the dead in zombie form, and have the three decimate them in a movie.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Make it Gruber's father

    by RPLocke

    Say that Gruber's father is made at McClaine and wants to kill him. Somewhere, Jack is investigating murders and Gruber's father and John come up. Jack goes to investigate John.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:41 p.m. CST

    CTU would be a stepup from

    by lostboytexas

    kevin smiths cum-stained pc collection in the last flick.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD: TECH SUPPORT

    by ricarleite2

    Except on Indian holidays.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    Jack Bauer/Vic Mackey

    by David Cloverfield

    I honestly can't decide who would win. Depends on the time frame. Vic is a genius planner, Bauer is quick on the spot.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    the entire world has jumped the shark.

    by RedHorseVector

    where's a giant asteroid when you need one?

  • June 9, 2010, 2:45 p.m. CST

    MAKE THIS RIGHT NOW FOX!

    by GhostDad

    McClane/Bauer would be the best thing ever made and if you disagree I will fight you IRL.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:45 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD: SHOVE IT UP FOX'S ASS

    by elgato73

    What the Hell man! Another Die Hard film? Really, Fox? Really? The only new Die Hard film coming out will be direct to video.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:47 p.m. CST

    I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN 4...AND I NEVER WILL!!!FUCK PG-13 ACTION FL

    by TehCreepyThinMan

  • June 9, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    No

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Just... no.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST

    Bauer VS. McClane

    by Todaysfate

    Bauer ... continues his private war vendetta against Russia while on the run from interpol and the CIA in europe. Jack's plan to assult and lock down the Russian embassy in Paris, France when Lucy McClane, an american consultant becomes one of the hostages forcing her father John, to take action to rescue her.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    by Todaysfate

    Bauer ... continues his private war vendetta against Russia while on the run from interpol and the CIA in europe. Jack's plan to assult and lock down the Russian embassy in Paris, France goes sour when Lucy McClane, an american consultant becomes one of the hostages forcing her father John, to take action to rescue her. We learn that daughter McClane kicks as as much as her daddy does.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    TehCreepyThinMan

    by LegendarySpartanBlood

    I couldn't agree more!!

  • June 9, 2010, 2:56 p.m. CST

    he/she, she/he, him/her

    by BP_drills_america_a_new_asshole

    Is Merrick trying to tell us the informant is a transexual?

  • June 9, 2010, 2:56 p.m. CST

    Guys, I hate to break it to you, but Dark Knight was

    by RPLocke

    PG 13.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:57 p.m. CST

    Die Hard is aptly named

    by Doctor_Strangepork

    Has the Die Hard "franchise" been satisfying on any level since 1988?

  • June 9, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST

    Ironic that Merrick misspelled "wizened."

    by Stifler's Mom

    This site is becoming a parody of itself.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:01 p.m. CST

    Die Hard turned into Die Boring

    by RPLocke

    The second movie was terrble.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    it should be "Die Hard 24"

    by DioxholsterReturns

    thats it thats all it takes

  • June 9, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    Nearly Impossible

    by Katet19

    It's nearly impossible to maintain the tone of the original (and best) Die Hard at a PG-13 level. Dark Knight, Batman Doesn't kill and doesn't need to be graphic with the on screen violence. Joker was unsettling and it created an air of viciousness but no more than any monthly comic book. The First Die Hard was tinged with a certain realism. remember cringing when he gets the glass embedded in his feet? or tensing up when he leaps from the building. Very real pain was inflicted on John McClane and he was a city detective in over his head dealing with highly trained ruthless people. There was no guarantee he wouldn't be grievously injured. Nakatomi's head being blown over the glass cemented the reality that these people would do ANYTHING to get what they wanted (R). You were stuck in Nakatomi plaza with him and felt like you could BE HIM. Flipping cars, driving them into helicopters, fighting Karate master super models etc is so far removed from an sort of reality it's laughable. He swears, he kills. I dont think it will ever recover. Let sleeping dogs lie.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    John McClane deserves better than this.

    by Doctor_Strangepork

    Sometimes the best way to honor the original film and restore the franchise to its former glory is to stop making shitty sequels. <br> <br> A fresh 2 disc blue ray edition with an in-depth doc reuniting the original cast would be a step in the right direction. Much better than Die Hard: 5 X 5 or whatever the marketing department shits out. <br> <br> Because these things always start out with the best of intentions (McClane/Jack Bauer crossover - even though it negates both men's One Man Against The World with Tech Support premise)and ends with Brett Ratner's Die Hard at Hardee's: Home of the Angus Beef. With Chris Tucker as Argyle Junior, McClane's new, wise-cracking sidekick.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:15 p.m. CST

    HARD R

    by DeweyOxburger

    Just let him smoke, grow hair, and not jump on planes/surf dump trucks and I'll be content. DH1 classic, DH2 stupid but entertaining, DH3 pretty good but a stupid ending, DH4 ok if not for the fact it was supposed to be a DH movie...

  • June 9, 2010, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Yipee Kai Damnit!

    by Red Ned Lynch

    We're running out of time to join the party. <p> Nah.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:16 p.m. CST

    My Idea!!

    by The Colonel

    Obviously, not the only one with it. But I posted my Die Hard 24 idea in these talkbacks a few times...complete with synopsis. Search it! I dare you! Regardless, it's a potentially great idea - stupid Kiefer!

  • Jack:...EIGHT times, bitch. It.sells.its.FUCKING.self.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:19 p.m. CST

    MCCLANE V. ALIEN V. PREDATOR V. RIDDICK

    by Mullah Omar

    Maybe team up McClane with Ash while you're at it. <br> <br> Jokey John McClane with icy Jack Bauer sounds like a poor match that will be lose-lose middleground. Not funny enough for DIE HARD, but too much levity for 24.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:19 p.m. CST

    McClane/Jack Bauer = C3PO/R2D2

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 9, 2010, 3:20 p.m. CST

    Better Buddies: Chloe and Zeus

    by Big Bad Clone

    Now, that I'd watch 24/7

  • June 9, 2010, 3:20 p.m. CST

    When they are gettin ideas from the TBs

    by DangerDave

    Hollywood is truly learning. I have heard better ideas posting in TBs than in 50% of what is being churned out.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:21 p.m. CST

    Jack wants to interrogate the bad guy and John

    by RPLocke

    just wants to shoot him.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:25 p.m. CST

    Why use a number besides 5 in the title of the 5th film?

    by kevred

    Suppose there could be a plot reason, but it seems pretty stupid, especially since it confuses things with another of the company's own properties.<p>Then again, this is Fox...

  • June 9, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST

    Needs more metas! Aldus Snow! Les Grossman! Nick Fury!

    by zillabeast

  • June 9, 2010, 3:29 p.m. CST

    Die Hard: Superstars Edition

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 9, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Those two would not play well

    by aversiontherapy2

    The two franchises have completely different styles, as do the actors. In real life Bauer would just shoot McClane after 10 minutes to shut him up.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Live Free or Die Hard

    by mastes360

    ...is realy not bad at all. Just try and forget they went PG13 and the film is very enjoyable as a Die Hard movie with quite intende action and fight scenes to be fair, i actually like it better than 'Vengeance'

  • June 9, 2010, 3:42 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD: UNDER SIEGE

    by Toulon

    McClane gets wrapped up in a military mission, and begrudgingly has to team up with Casey Ryback to get the job done.<p>I'm completely serious, I would LOVE to see this happen!!

  • June 9, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Live Free or Die Hard was very bad...

    by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

    ...for a Die Hard movie. They turned John Mclaine into a super hero. Might as well have called it something else with a different actor. But maybe that wouldn't have sold the same amount of tickets... oh... I see...

  • June 9, 2010, 4:01 p.m. CST

    And the retardness never stops!

    by AsimovLives

    For a liong time, i spoke meta+phorically how holywood was infested with fucking dumb ass morons. But now it seems that is just the honest truth, Holyuwood is indeed infested with dumb ass fucking braindead morons. The legacy of JJ Abrams, ladies and gentleman.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:01 p.m. CST

    Die Hard's realism.

    by Koyaanisqatsi

    Yeah it's a far cry from the total outlandishness of the last two flicks in the series but anybody who says the first one is any kind of realistic is retarded as hell.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:04 p.m. CST

    PLOT FOR DIE HARD 24

    by J-Dizzle

    McClane is assigned the task of capturing Jack Bauer. Bauer was still an ooouuutttlllaaawww at the end of the series finale, right?

  • June 9, 2010, 4:21 p.m. CST

    mcclane and bauer on the same screen... badass! Sounds like thi

    by kbarber29

  • June 9, 2010, 4:21 p.m. CST

    Die Hard vs. Aliens vs. Predators (or DHvAvP)

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    i mean fox should mix in all their franchise into the die hard world<P>Die Hard with a Stewie<P>Die Hard: Bones<P>Die Hard: Origins<P>Die Hard: The Thaw

  • June 9, 2010, 4:23 p.m. CST

    About Die Hard's realism...

    by rbatty024

    as with any action films, the realism is relative. The great thing about Die Hard wasn't that it exactly mimicked real life, but that compared to the overstuffed, cheesy action films of the eighties, Die Hard brought a sense of realism. McClane only kills a handful of guys, as opposed to the hundreds of men Schwarzenegger might go through in a single film. He also managed to look and act like he could get hurt at any moment. <p> Now, don't get me wrong, I love me some absurd eighties action films, but because of its relative realism, Die Hard makes an audience feel as if there is something at stake. Even if we know better, there is a part of us that thinks McClane could buy it at any time. They completely forgot this lesson for the last Die Hard and treated the character like a rubber doll.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:25 p.m. CST

    Die Hard 24/7? I thought the title referenced

    by conspiracy

    McClane being in an 27/7 Assisted Living Center.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:26 p.m. CST

    Die With A Hard-On.....that's what it should be called

    by Ash Talon

    I think Die With a Hard-On would be the best title. I've been waiting for that title ever since the first sequel was announced.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:29 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD WITH GLEE

    by drturing

  • June 9, 2010, 4:29 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD IN DA' HOUSE

    by drturing

  • June 9, 2010, 4:31 p.m. CST

    THE BERNIE MAC SHOW DIED HARD

    by drturing

  • June 9, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Die Hard 24/7

    by brandonbreaks

    might as well throw Morgan Freeman & Brad Pitt into the mix too. Cameo from Slash (GNR) to play The Slash.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD Judgement Day

    by DrGoodspeed

    John McClane killing terminators.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:39 p.m. CST

    Fresh Prince of Die Hard!

    by Jamie McBain

  • June 9, 2010, 4:39 p.m. CST

    Old Habits Die Hard

    by Joseywells

    This is what it should be called, it would be the perfect ending to the series

  • June 9, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    ^^Die Hard back in the Habit

    by DrGoodspeed

  • June 9, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    BEVERLY HILLS DIE HARD!

    by JonQuixote

    Years ago I read a PREMIERE article that used the above conceit as an example to talk about development. I've wanted to see it ever since then. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    I hope your source is comfortable with being

    by gotilk

    "reasonably credible". I'd sure pop that into my resume.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    Die Havatar

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    John Mcclane must go to pandora and fuck one of those blu monkey things or the hanz gruber 3000 robot will blow up a school or something

  • June 9, 2010, 4:43 p.m. CST

    Die Hard and the Chipmunks: Origins

    by RedBull_Werewolf

  • June 9, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Indiehardendence Day

    by RedBull_Werewolf

  • June 9, 2010, 4:45 p.m. CST

    The Die Hard After Tomorrow

    by RedBull_Werewolf

  • June 9, 2010, 4:46 p.m. CST

    Black DieHardamite

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    Sam jackson, carl winslow and Mcclaine are traped on Kong fu island

  • June 9, 2010, 4:47 p.m. CST

    Return of Hans Gruber

    by brandonbreaks

    Die Hard 24/7 featuring Willis, Sutherland, Freeman, Pitt with Hans Grubers long lost nemesis MacGruber stepping in to assist the heroes.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:48 p.m. CST

    2 DIE HARD TO KILL UNIVERSAL

    by MR. MURDOCH

    In which STALLONE directs and WILLIS revives McClane one more time to star with SEAGAL (reviving his "Hard to Kill' character) against global French-Algerian terrorist VAN DAMME (played by you-know-who), with LUNDGREN and STALLONE in supporting good-guy roles, reviving their EXPENDABLE characters. Cameos by Eric ROBERTS as head of the Italian Mafia and SCHWARZENEGGER as head of the U.N. MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

  • June 9, 2010, 4:49 p.m. CST

    I forgot to mention

    by MR. MURDOCH

    that title is a double pun on both UNIVERSAL SOLDIER and FOX's war against UNIVERSAL Studios' BOURNE franchise -- because Damon would never agree to cameo in this shit!

  • June 9, 2010, 4:51 p.m. CST

    Die Hard Forever After

    by skimn

    IN 3D!!!!!!!!!!!

  • June 9, 2010, 4:52 p.m. CST

    Seriously, though...

    by MR. MURDOCH

    STALLONE should direct DIE HARD 5, BRUCEY-- MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

  • June 9, 2010, 4:54 p.m. CST

    I've got a really crazy idea for a title

    by SilentP

    DIE HARD 5

  • June 9, 2010, 4:54 p.m. CST

    Die Ha Ha Hard

    by rosasaks

  • June 9, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD ALL OVER YOUR FACE

    by SoupBack

    Terrorists take over the AVN awards.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Let's merge other films and tv shows...

    by gingerella

    Indiana Jones and the Surviving members of the Golden fucking girls.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:57 p.m. CST

    Die Hard -1

    by brandonbreaks

    Prequel exploring the love and life of McClane & his wife before the Gruber.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:59 p.m. CST

    Die Hard 5:

    by brandonbreaks

    The Search for Zeus Carver

  • June 9, 2010, 4:59 p.m. CST

    Taken Hard and Die

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    why nopt mix those two franchises, Liam Neeson can release his Kraken and take John McClaine

  • June 9, 2010, 5:02 p.m. CST

    Twenty Ford and the Skyscraper of Doom

    by rosasaks

  • June 9, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Die Hard Scissorhands

    by RedBull_Werewolf

  • June 9, 2010, 5:04 p.m. CST

    Full Retard or Die Hard

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    i think thats one of the southern state's motto

  • June 9, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Sideways 2: Wine Yarder

    by rosasaks

  • June 9, 2010, 5:10 p.m. CST

    Die Hard 4 was cool.

    by Mahaloth

    I don't know why the hate abounds for it. Die Hard 2 was wayyy the worst one.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:11 p.m. CST

    DIEHARD TO THE MAX!!!!

    by RPLocke

  • June 9, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    Die Hard On a Plane

    by brandonbreaks

    They found Zeus

  • June 9, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST

    Wall Street 24: Yuppie Kai Yay Muthafucka

    by rosasaks

  • June 9, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    no

    by lucky slevin

    nice try fox, so in order to know whats going in in my die hards i would have to sit through fuck many seasons of queefer sutherfucks face. no

  • June 9, 2010, 5:21 p.m. CST

    I'd Never Fucking Forgive Them NEVER!

    by pr1c3y

    Die Hard is sacred hardcore adult action(atleast it used to be)! 24 is watered down TV wannabe fare, McClane and Bauer do not live in the same fucking universe. Am I wrong?

  • June 9, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Die Harder..Yes...Harder.....Harder!

    by BumLove

    That's it....that's it.....aaaaand...I'm dead.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:24 p.m. CST

    1-2-3 all kinda great. 4: turd.

    by FleshMachine

    yep

  • June 9, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Given how 24 ended

    by Adelai Niska

    I think it would be better to see 24 VERSUS PREDATOR

  • June 9, 2010, 5:34 p.m. CST

    Shirley MacLaine and the Shirley Temple of Doom

    by rosasaks

  • June 9, 2010, 5:34 p.m. CST

    Die Hard movies - hit or miss

    by RPLocke

    1 was excellent, 2 sucked. 3 very good, 4 okay.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:37 p.m. CST

    Die Hard 5 Dollar Foot Longs

    by ME_M

    If the Subway cross-over promotion doesn't work, they can turn to porn.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:38 p.m. CST

    RIDDICK VS PREDATOR

    by spud mcspud

    That is the ONLY crossover I have any interest in. DIE HARD VS 24?? Fuck off.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:39 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD: Day 5

    by mattforce7

    Makes MUCH more sense, if blending 24 and Die HArd

  • June 9, 2010, 5:42 p.m. CST

    "Die Hard: Try Harder" would be a great title

    by Thoreau

    Just saying.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:53 p.m. CST

    ITS CALLED 24/7 BECAUSE IT WILL SUCK 24/7

    by HaterofCrap

    after that fourth movie...i have no faith. fucking kevin smith in a die hard movie. fuck that shit.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:04 p.m. CST

    Paramount announces Les Grossman movie

    by PennsyDeux

    Confirmed via Entertainment Weekly: http://tinyurl.com/23ujfkb

  • June 9, 2010, 6:13 p.m. CST

    McClane: Die Hard Part 5: 24/7

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

  • June 9, 2010, 6:14 p.m. CST

    A FIFTH OF DIE HARD

    by ROBRAM89

    Just rolls off the tongue.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:15 p.m. CST

    A Fifth of DieHard..Johns gone back to being an alcoholic

    by mattforce7

    love it

  • June 9, 2010, 6:18 p.m. CST

    die hard 7-11

    by alice133

    slurpee-ki-yay muthafuckas!!!

  • June 9, 2010, 6:19 p.m. CST

    PG 13 doesn't matter

    by m_prevette

    Script and direction matter. Who cares if there's no exploding heads and F bombs?

  • June 9, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    Die Hard : The wheelchair chronicles

    by vettebro

  • June 9, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Make Jack Bauer the villain = GOLD!

    by dailysportspages

    Go back to being R rated, with Jacks kills becoming more hardcore on the big screen. <br> Have thee be a new president in office who wants to bring Jack to justice. <br> The president has made a backroom deal with Russia to allow Jack to be extradited to Moscow to stand trial for killing Russian diplomats. <br> The President of Russia is in the US to sign a new treaty to ally against Iran and to formally clear the Russian delegation of any wrongdoing in the death of President Slumdog. <br> In Jacks investigations overseas he learns that Russia is still bankrolling Iran through back channels and is even helping their nuclear program. The goal is to drop a nuke on Israel via flotilla. :) <br> Jack kidnaps the Russian president and holds him hostage. Demanding that he expose the Russian going ons with Iran. <br><br> And thats a job for John McClane. <br> Of course at the end John would realize that Jack is right and the Russians have to be stopped for the sake of the Jews. They control his movie career after all.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:35 p.m. CST

    Here's some thoughts

    by Peter David

    Die Hard Five by Five<p> Die Hard 5; MacGruber 0.<p> Die Hard With a Twist<P> Live and Let Die Hard<p> Zip-A-Dee-Do Die Hard<p> Do Or Die Hard<p> Hunh. Actually I kind of like that last one.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    this Friday ---- last episode ---- Stargate Universe

    by DioxholsterReturns

    this Friday ---- last episode ---- Stargate Universe

  • June 9, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD 6 OF ONE, HALF A DOZEN OF ANOTHER

    by CountryBoy

  • June 9, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    this Friday ---- last episode ---- Stargate Universe

    by DioxholsterReturns

    this Friday ---- last episode ---- Stargate Universe

  • June 9, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD NOW DON'T BATE

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    John McClane finds himself up against his toughest opponent yet - acclaimed Hollywood actress Kathy Bates and her army of adoring fans who hold the Oscars hostage until she gets better roles.<p>This movie should happen.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:38 p.m. CST

    this Friday ---- last episode ---- Stargate Universe

    by DioxholsterReturns

    this Friday ---- last episode ---- Stargate Universe

  • June 9, 2010, 6:42 p.m. CST

    DIOXHOLSTER HARD

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    John McClane is called in when a terrorist named Dioxholster returns after it is thought he died, and holds the President hostage until more people watch Stargate Universe.<p>His second-in-command is a soldier called Asimov who was also believed to be dead, but actually lives. Asimov has his own agenda, targetting several high profile movie directors.<p>The scenes between Dioxholster and Asimov would consist of the two talking over one another about the only topics they're interested in (Stargate and bad JJ Abrams movies respectively), and never listening to anything that anyone else says.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:45 p.m. CST

    The Old West Version

    by skimn

    RODE HARD AND PUT AWAY DEAD

  • June 9, 2010, 6:45 p.m. CST

    THIS FRIDAY ---- LAST EPISODE ---- NOBODY CARES

    by J-Dizzle

    this Friday ---- last episode ---- Nobody Cares

  • June 9, 2010, 6:47 p.m. CST

    just watch final episode okay buddy

    by DioxholsterReturns

    seriously needs the ratings.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:48 p.m. CST

    Why My Friend John McClane Is Die Hard

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    A movie by Harry Knowles.<p>Roger Ebert plays "Whisper", the villain.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:53 p.m. CST

    Die Hard: OOOUUUTTTLLLAAAWWW!

    by HunterSwan

  • June 9, 2010, 6:53 p.m. CST

    DIOXHOLSTER

    by J-Dizzle

    Even if I wanted to it wouldn't matter since I'm not a Nielson household. There's nothing hooked up to my TV to record what I'm watching or add to anyone's ratings.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:57 p.m. CST

    GodDAMNIT J-Dizzle

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    It doesn't matter! Dioxholster wants you to watch it anyway. Just DO IT.<p>Dioxholster is depending on you.

  • June 9, 2010, 7 p.m. CST

    Did Stallone ask Kiefer to be in The Expendables?

    by jaysin420

    itd be cool to see him in there for a cameo at least.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    I would chew up my dick and spit it out

    by Fat and Curious

    to see this

  • June 9, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    it will matter in the long run

    by DioxholsterReturns

    if the start season 2 doesnt attract viewers and that depends on buzz, the show will likely be canceled. and you can say goodbye to space opera shows forever.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD 9 FROM OUTER SPACE

    by CountryBoy

  • June 9, 2010, 7:11 p.m. CST

    DIOXHOLSTER WITH A VENGEANCE

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Not a movie. Real life, unless YOU save Stargate Universe.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD: CALL TO ARMS

    by HunterSwan

  • June 9, 2010, 7:34 p.m. CST

    24/7 Should Be The Name Of The 24 Movie

    by Media Messiah

  • June 9, 2010, 7:34 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD: MARTYR

    by HunterSwan

  • June 9, 2010, 7:36 p.m. CST

    Die Hard 3.42857143

    by WIBoomer1

    because that's what 24 divided by 7 is...

  • June 9, 2010, 7:37 p.m. CST

    ALL HEROES DIE HARD

    by HunterSwan

  • June 9, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD OR DIE TRYING

    by HunterSwan

  • June 9, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD: DIE HARDE5T

    by HunterSwan

  • June 9, 2010, 8:16 p.m. CST

    BAUER AND MCCLANE!?!?!?

    by SkidMarkedUndies

    Kiefer turned that down?!?! WTF??!!!

  • June 9, 2010, 8:22 p.m. CST

    Yippee Ki Yay Dammit!

    by Amazing Maurice

  • June 9, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD BOILED

    by UMAGA

  • June 9, 2010, 8:33 p.m. CST

    Wire Hard, with a McClane and McNulty team up.

    by Happyfat73

    Yippee Ki Yay Motherfuckin' McNulty!

  • June 9, 2010, 8:39 p.m. CST

    thought this meant he'd be working

    by frank cotton

    at the STOP N' SHOP

  • June 9, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    If they're hellbent on using that title...

    by johndillingers20inchseveredcock

    ...couldn't they at least save it for the seventh installment?

  • June 9, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD CORE

    by HunterSwan

  • June 9, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    save some time

    by RumpleWho

    just do a shot by shot remake of Die Hard, with Willis and Rickman, and make it period movie set in 1988, voila! come on Hollywood, you KNOW you want to do this, and you KNOW we 40 somethings will watch it.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:06 p.m. CST

    Hunterswan

    by P.Venkman

    damn it you beat me to the punch.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST

    Here's A Crazy One. Die Hard V

    by Crow3711

    Like normal fucking people, instead of trying to be clever all the time. You've run out of phrases to put Die Hard into. Die Hard 2: Die Harder, while a great title, pretty much says it all. With A Vengeance was a coup. Live Free or Die Hard is an awful, forced title. DIe Hard 24/7 is even worse. Do they honestly think they'll sell more tickets with a kitschy title? Unless they go all out, and personally, I would enjoy Die Hard All Over Your Face, or something like that, but honestly. How about DIe Hard V? Or, even wilder, just fucking call it Die Hard again. Who cares.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST

    Wake me when John McTiernan is available

    by Nem_Wan

    Hey, prosecutors, drop the case. Give me one reason why proving John McTiernan is not above the law is more important than a chance to have another good Die Hard movie. See, you can't, because there is no good reason. You're not prosecuting people who lied us into war and tortured and spied on people, guilty and innocent alike, but you are prosecuting whistleblowers who tried to show how the U.S. government was breaking the law during this so-called war on terror. So don't tell me you need to prosecute John McTiernan. John McTiernan needs to be making Die Hard, and you need to be going after the people who are actually destroying civilization.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:17 p.m. CST

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 9, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    Die Hard or Die Trying

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 9, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST

    Die Hard in the City 2

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 9, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    Die Hard Hidden Dragon

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 9, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Die Hard: Revenge of the dude who fell from first movie

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 9, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    George W. was president in DHWAV

    by BoyNamedSue

    Remember the footage of Bush used in the movie? That proves that Die Hard and 24 DO NOT exist in the same universe, seeing as how David Palmer was elected president in 2000 in the 24 universe.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:23 p.m. CST

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 9, 2010, 9:24 p.m. CST

    Die Hard Fast

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 9, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Die Hard: Zero Hour

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 9, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    Die Hard Final Hour

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 9, 2010, 9:27 p.m. CST

    George W. was president in Die Hard 4 (EDIT)

    by BoyNamedSue

    (I MEANT TO SAY DIE HARD 4, NOT DIE HARD 3( Remember the footage of Bush used in the movie? That proves that Die Hard and 24 DO NOT exist in the same universe, seeing as how David Palmer was elected president in 2000 in the 24 universe.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:27 p.m. CST

    Die Hard Ass

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 9, 2010, 9:29 p.m. CST

    Die Hard Ball

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 9, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    err...

    by ultragoregrind

    as a fanboy of both die hard and 24... i kinda love the idea of a cross over. I'm not ashamed.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:38 p.m. CST

    They should've saved this title for the seventh "Die Hard."

    by Triple_J_72

    Which we all know is coming anyway. LOL ... Would've been a bit more catchy.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:56 p.m. CST

    OMG LOL

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

  • June 9, 2010, 10 p.m. CST

    Get Rich or Die Tryin Hard

    by brandonbreaks

    50 Cent & Bruce Willis teamup to fight the Gruber clan & Murda Inc.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Die Hard Boiled

    by brandonbreaks

    Willis and Chow Yun Fat team up to fight people who think Chow is a martial arts expert.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:04 p.m. CST

    Die Hard to Hold

    by brandonbreaks

    Bruce Willis & Rick Springfield team up to fight whatever destroyed Springfield's career.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:15 p.m. CST

    that would be a strange combo

    by Waka_Flocka

  • June 9, 2010, 10:24 p.m. CST

    I like the idea of 24 and Die Hard

    by criticalbliss

    I'm surprised at myself, but it could work as 24 has a certain grit I'd like to see returned to Die Hard...

  • June 9, 2010, 10:34 p.m. CST

    It better be set at Christmas

    by ThrowMeTheIdol

    And bring back Bonnie Bedelia and William Atherton.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:40 p.m. CST

    THE DIE HARD IDENTITY

    by MR. MURDOCH

    in which Walter B stands confronting the camera for two hours, interrogating Tom Rothman and FOX Studios, and comparing their scatological and no doubt dissimilar opinions on the DIE HARD franchise. With a cameo by Les Grossman.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    I Like Die Hard 24/7 as a Title

    by j2talk

    I Like Die Hard 24/7 as a Title, of course it would work better as the 7th sequel!!!!

  • June 9, 2010, 10:45 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD FOR KEEPS

    by MR. MURDOCH

    Is that one taken yet?

  • June 9, 2010, 10:46 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD: EXPENDABLE

    by MR. MURDOCH

    in which John McClane meets Walter B meets Bruce's character from THE EXPENDABLES. Yeah, that's right, I want to see Bruce do something meta.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:48 p.m. CST

    John Woo

    by GibsonUSA Returns

  • June 9, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD WITH A HOBBIT

    by MR. MURDOCH

    ..No?

  • June 9, 2010, 10:51 p.m. CST

    That's one way

    by MR. MURDOCH

    to get the furry-footed movie into production...

  • June 9, 2010, 10:53 p.m. CST

    John Woo's DIE HARD: KILLERS

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    A loose remake of Hard Boiled, featuring Bruce as the cop and Chow Yun Fat as the undercover gangster. Second half of the movie features the duo stuck in a hospital packed with bad guys.<BR><BR> Domestically lacks the appeal of 24, but think about global impact.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:54 p.m. CST

    FANASTIC DIE HARD REBORN

    by MR. MURDOCH

    ...actually, that's more like a Japanese title... in which McClane must team up with the FANTASTIC FOUR...that's one way to reboot a franchise!

  • June 9, 2010, 10:56 p.m. CST

    GibsonUSA

    by MR. MURDOCH

    How about -- DIE HARD: KING'S RANSOM, in which WOO digs out his old unproduced script and adapts it for McClane and Fat?

  • June 9, 2010, 11:10 p.m. CST

    Die Hard like A Rock Star

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

    John Mcclne becomes a rock star

  • June 9, 2010, 11:11 p.m. CST

    Die Hard Time

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

    John Mcclane goes to prison?

  • June 9, 2010, 11:14 p.m. CST

    oh that ones been done

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

  • June 9, 2010, 11:16 p.m. CST

    Die Harder Than Last Time

    by RPLocke

  • June 9, 2010, 11:20 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD DAYS NIGHT

    by The_Cliffster

  • June 9, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    I think Richard Grieco was in it

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

    I might be wrong

  • June 9, 2010, 11:29 p.m. CST

    maybe mcclane gets sent to prison for a crime

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

    he didn't commit. and he wants to escape in the riot to find out who

  • June 9, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    LIVE TO DIE HARD ANOTHER DAY 24/007

    by Darth Melkor

    Jack Bauer, John McClane and James Bond all team up. They go after a covert operative who's gone rogue named Jason Bourne.

  • June 9, 2010, 11:42 p.m. CST

    your mole is a dude/lady?

    by Cap'n Jack

  • June 9, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    Die Fignger! Live and let Die Hard, Tomorrow never Dies Hard

    by RPLocke

    Die Hard Dr. No, Die Hard With Love, Die Hard of Solace,

  • June 9, 2010, 11:56 p.m. CST

    Kim Bauer vs Lucy McClane in a tickle match to the death.

    by Julius Dithers

    There. Happy?

  • June 9, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST

    Bad move by Kiefer.

    by BigTuna

    If true that is, having Bauer first appear in a cross-over film with Mclane would have been a great start for Jack Bauer on the bigscreen. Lots of non-24 fans would have seen him in action.

  • June 10, 2010, 12:03 a.m. CST

    Die Hard Octopussy, The Die Hard Spy Who LovedMe

    by RPLocke

    Die Hard License to Kill.

  • June 10, 2010, 12:25 a.m. CST

    Die Hard Machine

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 10, 2010, 12:25 a.m. CST

    Die Hard 007

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 10, 2010, 12:26 a.m. CST

    Die Hard Smoke Monster

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 10, 2010, 12:28 a.m. CST

    DIE ED HARD-Y

    by jackiechan

    along with your spraytanned douchebag kin.

  • June 10, 2010, 12:29 a.m. CST

    Die 5ard

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 10, 2010, 12:45 a.m. CST

    DIE HOUSE

    by punto

  • June 10, 2010, 12:51 a.m. CST

    I came up with an idea for Die Hard but have no one to pitch it

    by andrew coleman

    And it doesn't have Bauer in it either. Btw I liked season 8 I just would have ended it different. SPOILER...... I would have had Jack kill Logan and go to jail. Setting up a movie where Jack is released form jail to stop uber terrorists.

  • June 10, 2010, 12:52 a.m. CST

    My goodness. Fox is even more fucked up than I thought.

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    They were planning/thinking about a DIE HARD/24 crossover movie? WTF?!?

  • June 10, 2010, 1:27 a.m. CST

    Die Hard R

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    Someone in the other tb thought of this. I like it!

  • June 10, 2010, 1:42 a.m. CST

    DIE HARD FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

    by SoupBack

    McClain goes back in time to the first Christmas to save baby Jesus from terrorists.

  • June 10, 2010, 1:47 a.m. CST

    Tie and Dye Hard

    by BillCarson

    McClane goes hippy with a colourful vest

  • June 10, 2010, 1:57 a.m. CST

    JUST DIE HARD ALREADY! JEEZ!

    by RPLocke

  • June 10, 2010, 2:15 a.m. CST

    McClane in prison writes itself

    by David Cloverfield

    So many fans had this specific idea, it's in the zeigeist. Protecting a witness in an under siege facility. Fox should catch up.

  • June 10, 2010, 2:26 a.m. CST

    Die Hard Gotta Eat

    by Doctor_Strangepork

    I remember a billion years ago Bruce Willis talking about how he wanted the Die Hard movies to homage to 70's disaster movies. <br> <br> Die Hard would be/was The Towering Inferno <br> <br> Die Hard 2 would be/was The Airport movies <br> <br> Die Hard 3 would be The Poseidon Adventure. <br> <br> But then Under Siege beat them to the punch on the Poseidon Adventure thing and things just fell apart.

  • June 10, 2010, 3:06 a.m. CST

    As long as they bring back Jesus

    by Shubniggorath

    Jesus? I he ain't no muthafukkin Puerto Rican! It's Hey, Zeus as in god of thunder shove a lightning bolt up your ass!

  • June 10, 2010, 3:18 a.m. CST

    Dire Hard

    by rosasaks

  • June 10, 2010, 3:44 a.m. CST

    What do studios have against simple numbers these days?

    by Mr Nicholas

  • June 10, 2010, 3:56 a.m. CST

    Eat Shit and Die Hard

    by jawsfan

  • June 10, 2010, 3:57 a.m. CST

    Princess Di Hard

    by jawsfan

  • June 10, 2010, 3:57 a.m. CST

    Life

    by jawsfan

  • June 10, 2010, 3:58 a.m. CST

    Life's A Bitch and Then You Die Hard

    by jawsfan

  • June 10, 2010, 3:59 a.m. CST

    Return of the Jedi Hard

    by jawsfan

  • June 10, 2010, 3:59 a.m. CST

    Curl Up and Die Hard

    by jawsfan

    McClane is a hairdresser at the "Curl Up and Dye" salon

  • June 10, 2010, 4:01 a.m. CST

    Die Hard - my car battery from Sears

    by jawsfan

  • June 10, 2010, 4:01 a.m. CST

    Die Hard: Legacy

    by jawsfan

  • June 10, 2010, 4:02 a.m. CST

    Die Hard 5: Straight to DVD

    by jawsfan

  • June 10, 2010, 4:03 a.m. CST

    Die Hard 5: "So You Think You Can Die Hard"

    by jawsfan

  • June 10, 2010, 4:03 a.m. CST

    "Are You Smarter Than a Die Hard 5'er?"

    by jawsfan

  • June 10, 2010, 4:04 a.m. CST

    Die Hard 5: "Dying Hard with the Stars"

    by jawsfan

  • June 10, 2010, 4:05 a.m. CST

    Moonlighting 5: David Addison IS John McClane

    by jawsfan

  • June 10, 2010, 4:27 a.m. CST

    If they are looking at character link ups...

    by Plastic_shark

    Then the title should be Die Laurel and Hardy

  • June 10, 2010, 4:46 a.m. CST

    Jack would own McClane!

    by MariusXe

    I mean, here we have a guy who tortures people for a living, is a great hand to hand combatant, a spy, skilled with every weapon that is out there, who cut some guys head off to show some other guy he means buisness and pulverizes kneecaps for fun! On the other hand we have McClane, who is a badass, who can shoot well, who can brawl a bit, who spends nearly half of his time in those movies bleeding to death. I can understand kiefer for turning that down. His character is so much better than the die hard series but his own name value would force him to play second fiddle to willis. Should not happen, as much as I would like to see a crossover, but Jack Bauer is too good a character to be wasted as a sidekick for the bruce.

  • June 10, 2010, 4:47 a.m. CST

    WOW!!!! A NEW DIE HARD. SIGN ME "GAY"...

    by Canidate_Micheal

    Sometimes ya just can't say NO !!!!

  • June 10, 2010, 4:52 a.m. CST

    But Bauer as part of the Expendables sequel would be great!

    by MariusXe

    If he play second fiddle to only Stallone. Everyone should play second fiddle to Stallone. Even Jack bauer.

  • June 10, 2010, 4:58 a.m. CST

    So this was going to have

    by VikkiMarsdale

    Bruce Willis as Die Hard, Keifer Southland as 24 and Jeri Lynn Ryan as Seven?

  • June 10, 2010, 5:01 a.m. CST

    Keifer Southernland, not Southland

    by VikkiMarsdale

    I always get old chipmonk cheeks mixed up with East Clintwood.

  • June 10, 2010, 5:01 a.m. CST

    It was an absurdist joke

    by The McPoyle Clan

    so you know that the studio execs had to be seriously considering it at some point.<br><br>Just let both vehicles bow out respectably, if not gracefully, please.

  • June 10, 2010, 6:19 a.m. CST

    Where's my Star Trek/Dukes of Hazzard crossover?

    by BoyNamedSue

    I actually posted that such a thing was going to happen on the Internet 12 years ago as a joke.......and some dumb twat out there actually believed me, LOL!

  • June 10, 2010, 7:37 a.m. CST

    Great Op for Wills - Bad Op for Keifer

    by Alice Cooper Stalker

  • June 10, 2010, 7:41 a.m. CST

    Bruce Willis sucks

    by BumLove

    He sucks.

  • June 10, 2010, 9:31 a.m. CST

    Batman/die hard crossover

    by ORIONgods

    THE HARD KNIGHT *ZING*

  • June 10, 2010, 9:40 a.m. CST

    Wouldnt work..

    by Mr.Elias

    - because Bauer, and the 24 series (although pretty crazy sometimes) are rooted in some sort of harsh reality world, whereas the Die Hard series has more of a humorous action apporoach. Just cant see those two characters meeting up. It would be a shame for both franchises.

  • June 10, 2010, 10:21 a.m. CST

    The title should be.....

    by bobbofatz

    5ieHard: The Jack is back. Or have a Die hard Kardashian sister crossover, and call it Die Hard retard.

  • June 10, 2010, 10:33 a.m. CST

    Die Hard 5-0

    by ME_M

    McClain joins the Hawaii police force. "Aloha, m***er f***er!"

  • June 10, 2010, 11:17 a.m. CST

    Not ANOTHER "buddy" Die Hard...

    by Flip63Hole

    ughhhhh

  • June 10, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    The Expendables to be rated PG-13

    by cmsof

    Speaking of how lame Die Hard has become, what's up with this rumor that The Expendables may be released to theaters as a PG-13 flick? Boo. http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2010/06/de-ball_expanda.php

  • June 10, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Diet Hard

    by Morte_Bea_Arthur

    Before filming begins

  • June 10, 2010, 11:45 a.m. CST

    why not put bruce willis in a carnival tank

    by MurderMostFowl

    Throw baseballs at him until you hit the target. Jesus this franchise should have died so long ago.

  • June 10, 2010, 12:19 p.m. CST

    The problem with Die Hard 4

    by Volllllume3

    Was that it was a dumbed down kid-friendly version of Die Hard 3. You went from balls to the wall bad-ass chain smoking McClane to sarcastic to cool for school McClane, you went from Samuel L. fucking Jackson to Justing fucking Long (enough said) and you went from Jeremy Irons to that guy who starred in that Hitman movie...

  • June 10, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Bruce Willis sucks Chow Yun Fat's taint

    by BumLove

    While having his anus fingered by Tony Leung. And he loves every minute of it. <p> True story.

  • June 10, 2010, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Oh, fuck no!

    by adiehardfanwithalethalweapon

    Like DH4 wasn't over the top enough someone said, "Oh, I know! Let's put McClane and Bauer together! I'm sure we could come up with some zany adventure for the two of em!" These fuckers need a bullet to the head Takagi style.

  • June 10, 2010, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Is this what Walter B must resort to?

    by MR. MURDOCH

    http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2010/06/no_sale_2.php Shilling liquor?

  • June 10, 2010, 1:28 p.m. CST

    Die Hard In Your Face

    by Pouchstalker

    Let's face it will most likely come out in 3D. So the sucky title will apply. Studio executives gotta eat!

  • June 10, 2010, 2:10 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD: HARD TO DIE

    by redkamel

  • June 10, 2010, 2:19 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD ARENA

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 10, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD MCLANE

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 10, 2010, 2:21 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD XXX

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 10, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Die Hard - sponsored by Cialis

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    Stay hard, play hard, die hard!

  • June 10, 2010, 4:45 p.m. CST

    JG Levitt in Batman 3 as...The Riddler?

    by HapaPapa72

    Just a Chinese rumor as of now. Laced with lethal doses of lead.

  • June 10, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD: 5INAL EXIT

    by HunterSwan

  • June 10, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    9/11

    by BoyNamedSue

    It happened in the Die Hard universe (it's referenced in Die Hard 4), but it apparently never happened in the 24 universe (because it was never referenced, anyway).

  • June 10, 2010, 5:38 p.m. CST

    DIEHARD AND A LITTLE LADY!!

    by Dr. Hfuhruhurr

  • June 10, 2010, 5:48 p.m. CST

    DIE HEART HUCKABEE'S

    by CountryBoy

  • June 10, 2010, 6:20 p.m. CST

    Will You Just Fuckin' Die Hard, Already?

    by Viking2009

    Let's just make it a menage-a-twat and throw Dirty Harry into the mix. Then Snake Plissken shows up in the last scene and smokes all three of 'em. Hell, I'd rent it.

  • June 10, 2010, 7:37 p.m. CST

    Die Hard Does Dallas

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

  • June 10, 2010, 7:47 p.m. CST

    JOHN MCCLANE: ORIGINS

    by HunterSwan

    a teenage John McClane takes on terrorists at the local mall

  • June 10, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    Die Harder They Come Die Harder They Fall

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

  • June 10, 2010, 7:50 p.m. CST

    Diet Hard

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

  • June 10, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    DIE FREE OR LIVE HARD

    by HunterSwan

  • June 10, 2010, 8:01 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD THE HUNTER

    by HunterSwan

    a shout out to old Leppard

  • June 10, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    John Diehard

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

  • June 10, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD TO THE MAX

    by HunterSwan

  • June 10, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST

    Die Hard Jurrasic Park

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

    or some super zoo that shuts down and lets the animals loose

  • June 10, 2010, 8:43 p.m. CST

    holy shit youtube video - Pacman Call is hilarious!

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • June 10, 2010, 8:44 p.m. CST

    DIE HARD ON THE ROCKS!

    by RPLocke

  • June 10, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    NO!! THEY got the title looking up the hours of a SEVEN-ELEVEN S

    by JonChambers

  • June 10, 2010, 9:15 p.m. CST

    Unbreakable II

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

  • June 10, 2010, 10:17 p.m. CST

    The original Die Hard...

    by SK229

    is seriously an action movie masterpiece with pathos and one ridiculously fucking tight screenplay. It is a marvel of plot construction, direction, acting, casting, lighting, use of a location... it hits so hard on all cylinders that even 20+ years later it makes most of today's action movies look like they need a baby pacifier or should be shown on a double bill with an episode of Teletubbies. The sequels (even 4), to me, are above average action movies, but nowhere near the lightning in a bottle that was the original. Just leave it the fuck alone unless you're really going to try to come up with an airtight screenplay that somehow reinvigorates the genre (and I mean action movies, not just Die Hard) which I think could be done by going back to what made the original work. I think pure action movies that don't star comic book heros are not in a good spot right now and a lot of it has to do with the casting of namby pamby pretty boy actors, bad scripts, too much CG, crazy stunts rather than down-to-earth gritty action that HURTS. The casting is a result of an obsession with youth or, at the very least, actors that, while they're very talented, can never be more than a cipher for the audience (I'm thinking Jake Gyllenhal, even though I actually like him as an actor) rather than a whole person... an actor that give an iconic performance like Stallone, Willis, or Arnold.

  • June 11, 2010, 12:43 a.m. CST

    Right on SK...

    by MR. MURDOCH

    I was even catching "The Blues Brothers" the other night and had forgotten how epic that climactic car chase was...ALL WITH REAL CARS. Even in a movie like that where it wasn't even serious...there was SERIOUS ACTION. I was just watching that in awe, going in my head, "GOD I'M SICK OF CG!" (...from most directors, at least)

  • June 11, 2010, 1:17 a.m. CST

    Wall Street Dies Hard

    by RPLocke

    John McClaine must team up with Michael Douglas and Zeus Carver when they get trapped in Wall Street during a hostage crisis.

  • June 11, 2010, 7:49 a.m. CST

    Bruce Willis likes to eat da poo poo

    by BumLove

    And he licks the anus like eating ice cream.

  • June 11, 2010, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Where is Walter B when you need him

    by orcus

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