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Rumor of the Day: New titles for the next installments of DIE HARD and FANTASTIC FOUR? Oh and I bring up some EXPENDABLES stuff

Hey folks, Harry here back home in Austin... THANK GOD! Aruba is pretty much paradise, until U.S. Homeland Security's 2nd set of searches, obstacle courses, broken machinery, baggage reclaim, customs, etc. BUT their total halfass'd job of searching folks didn't result in the plane exploding. Not this time, but seriously - what a joke. I say this because right before I got on the plane, I heard a rumor about the titles for the new proposed DIE HARD film - and my brain was all John McClaning it afterwards. The word we're hearing is that it will be DIE HARD 24/7 and FANTASTIC FOUR REBORN. Now - I'm not exactly crazy about either of those, so that's kinda why I absolutely believe the rumor. It is funny - while I was in Aruba, there was this awesome journalist from Venezuela that was just a geek through and through. Ricardo just couldn't stop hoping that the new DIE HARD would restore his love for all things McClane - and I told him that I had recently talked with Stallone, who told me he showed the finished film to Arnold and Bruce, both of whom apparently went gaga for it, but that Willis called him a couple days later to tell him how much the movie has really hit something right on in him. And I told Ricardo that I really hoped that what Bruce was reacting to - was seeing a movie about real 'uber' men being badasses. You see - Sly also told me definitively that EXPENDABLES is crazy hard R, "I got people being torn apart in this" - and that watching a film with so much real on set practical badassery - combined with a very sparing use of CG - might have refired Bruce's desire to get it right with this next DIE HARD. At least... one could hope. As for FANTASTIC FOUR REBORN... we hear this is a complete reboot of FANTASTIC FOUR - and though I've ragged like a mutherfucker on FOX for years... I actually do think AVATAR might've been a huge lesson for the studio. It should be. If you've been watching a lot of the post-AVATAR hiring decisions at FOX - they've started working with really great folks and I'm hearing that "quality" might be a new precious commodity. I'm not saying that in about a year, everything that FOX is making is gonna be GOLD... but my cynicism about that studio has changed to a genuine sense of curiosity. Let's see who they get for these projects. I'm betting they're not going to dredge the bottom of the ocean floor this time out.

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  • June 9, 2010, 1:21 a.m. CST


    by Movies4dummies

    just saying

  • June 9, 2010, 1:21 a.m. CST


    by Phategod2

    sorry but its true. Rothman is cenima's aborted fetus.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:21 a.m. CST




  • June 9, 2010, 1:22 a.m. CST

    Give us Iron Fist!!

    by DarthBakpao


  • June 9, 2010, 1:24 a.m. CST

    Shoulda gone with "Die Hardest" and "Fantastic 4-D"


  • June 9, 2010, 1:24 a.m. CST

    If they can do it right... I am all for it

    by Heckles

    But please, please, if there is a shadow of a doubt, don't do it! Rebooting (sic?) a new franchise is admitting failure. Make it good!And at least let McClane go out on a high note. In the style of the original. We all deserve that. Same with Indy.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:25 a.m. CST

    It would be cool if Fox cleaned up their act

    by dark-knight02

    the studio has been a dirty word for far too long. Hope you're right.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:27 a.m. CST

    fucking fox

    by ORIONgods

    you made the F4 into a fucking joke. i hope this flops and the rights come back to marvel

  • June 9, 2010, 1:27 a.m. CST

    Bah, FF will be a cast of emo tween idols

    by The_Floating_Skull_of_Robert_Loggia

    Let's see...that Lautner kid as The Human Torch, some disposable blonde bimbo from High School The Musical, one of the Glee himbos as Mr. Fantastic, and...uh...The Commish as The Thing...

  • June 9, 2010, 1:27 a.m. CST

    Bring on R Expendibles!

    by Human_Bean_Juice_

    Sly is no fucking sell out! And agree with Die Hardest as a title.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:28 a.m. CST

    Die hard 24/7 better be rated R or GTFO

    by ORIONgods

  • June 9, 2010, 1:33 a.m. CST

    Fantastic 4 could be a great sci-fi film if done right.

    by SmokingRobot

    They need to go back to the 60's FF comics for inspiration.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:39 a.m. CST


    by omgwtfbbqsauce

    You truly are the McClane of McClane's!

  • June 9, 2010, 1:42 a.m. CST


    by GibsonUSA Returns

    Ever since I was a kid I wanted a John Woo Die Hard, it's like a fanboy dream.<BR> Imagine John McClane trapped in the hospital from Hard Boiled, or the teahouse.<BR> This would be the perfect platform for the return of both Woo and Willis to action form.<BR><BR> Holly, the daughter, and Carl Winslow return.<BR> Capitalize the "R" in "Redemption" to signify the movie's rating.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:44 a.m. CST

    but they'll probably change it to something cheesy...

    by GibsonUSA Returns "NEVER SAY DIE HARD!" or something like that

  • June 9, 2010, 1:45 a.m. CST

    Stop! Or John McClane will shoot

    by Mr.Elias

    - or how about "Get Hard or Die trying" Better than 24/7 in my opinion. But I am welcoming a new Die Hard movie. I dodnt dislike the fourth one, but I definately see how it could have been a lot better. Here is a plea to the ones behind the new one: MAKE IT "R" Let McClane say motherFUCKER. Just let him be McClane!

  • June 9, 2010, 1:51 a.m. CST


    by RPLocke

  • June 9, 2010, 1:51 a.m. CST

    Die Hard 24/7

    by Doctor_Strangepork

    As the played out slang implies, John McClane's next adventure will take place in a catty gay disco in 1997.

  • June 9, 2010, 2 a.m. CST

    My poor Die-Hard

    by jingle_balls

    Although I am not expecting the Expendables to change cinema as it were, I would love to see a few more movies throwing back to the classic 90s look and feel. Where the action wasnt CG and the villains were actually worth a damn. I cant think of a decent movie in the last few years which gave me the same feeling as watching Die Hard 1 or Under Siege for the first time. I just dont care much for action movies these days.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:07 a.m. CST

    Die Harderest and Fantasticer Four

    by Shubniggorath

    They cross over when John McClane finds himself trapped in the air ducts of the Baxter Building during an attack by the Skrulls, armed only with an adamantium switchblade. OK seriously Fox, I'm not even a hater of the FF movies you made... I just want you to let the rights revert back to Marvel so motherfucking PIXAR can reboot it.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:10 a.m. CST

    I actually quite like the title DIE HARD 24/7

    by Dolph sounds vaguely bad-ass and is more in keeping with the naming tradition. Live Free Or Die Hard was a horrible title.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:18 a.m. CST

    I guess Fox must be lining Harry's coffers now

    by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz

    Just fucking with ya Harry lol ;-)

  • June 9, 2010, 2:30 a.m. CST

    Die Hard 24/7 is not the best title...

    by SamLoomis1978

    but it still is WAY better than the shitty "Live Free or Die Hard".

  • June 9, 2010, 2:32 a.m. CST


    by brodiebruce_405

  • June 9, 2010, 2:34 a.m. CST

    24/7 ?!? WTF?!? Why not call it DIE HARD : HAM

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    what a kind of crappy name is DIE HARD 24/7 ?!? WTF!?!???!?!!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • June 9, 2010, 2:39 a.m. CST

    DIE HARD 7/11

    by drturing

  • June 9, 2010, 2:39 a.m. CST

    Die Hard 24 - John McClane Vs Jack Bauer

    by Porco Drunko

  • June 9, 2010, 2:40 a.m. CST



  • June 9, 2010, 2:44 a.m. CST

    Fuck the Haters. Die Hard 4 was a fun flick

    by ShiftyEyedDog2

    <br><br>Second best of the series, behind only the original.<br><br>

  • June 9, 2010, 2:44 a.m. CST

    Live Fast or Die Hard.

    by RPLocke

  • June 9, 2010, 2:49 a.m. CST

    Is it possible for John McClane to have hair in this one?

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    How would they explain it?<BR> Maybe he just shaved it for the last one.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:52 a.m. CST

    Just call it DIE HARD 5.

    by SnapT

    5 is a cool number! It's halfway to TEN.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:53 a.m. CST

    Or maybe just DIE HARD V

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    where the "V" is stylized like the logo for Pixar's Cars, so it's subtle.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:57 a.m. CST


    by SnapT

    And the tagline on the poster should be "THE WORLD'S GREATEST MOVIE!" Stan Lee knew what he was doing! (And use the classic comic book logo, dammit! Stop trying to make the friggin' FANTASTIC FOUR all COOL and MODERN. It's IMPOSSIBLE. The title of the movie is FANTASTIC FOUR. Embrace the '60s Marvel Age goofiness!)

  • June 9, 2010, 2:58 a.m. CST


    by bobbyperusteeth

    Did'nt see the last one. Not too fussed. I heard he does'nt even get to say the line.

  • June 9, 2010, 3 a.m. CST

    Also make the villian THE IMPOSSIBLE MAN.

    by SnapT

    He can be the Fantastic Four's JOKER, seriously. He's insane. And can have a lot of fun with CG.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:01 a.m. CST

    Die Hard ForeVer

    by chuffsterUK

    Emphasise the V as a Roman Numeral for 5,see?

  • June 9, 2010, 3:02 a.m. CST

    And yeah I know Stan Lee has the TM on EXCELSIOR.

    by SnapT

    PAY HIM.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:06 a.m. CST

    And if you're not gonna use EXCELSIOR...

    by SnapT

    ...make the title say something about what the movie's about, like call it FANTASTIC FOUR FIGHT THE IMPOSSIBLE MAN. Thank you for listening, Fox.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:08 a.m. CST

    Something with THE NEGATIVE ZONE would be good too.

    by SnapT

    That place was crazy.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:23 a.m. CST

    Harry, do you know why you're wrong about Bruce?

    by V'Shael

    Because it would require that Bruce Willis actually ADMIT, even if it's just to himself, that Die Hard 4 was a piece of PG-13 weak sauce shit.<br /><br />And he won't do that. For whatever reason. Ego, cognitive dissonance, the amount of time he spent telling everyone that he was the gatekeeper of the franchise, whatever.<br /><br />John McClane was a one man desperate nutjob of a cop, in the wrong place at the wrong time, working against the bad guys AND the feds. (Not that the Feds were bad, ala Die Hard 2. Just incompetent idiots)<br /><br />A modern day retelling would have McClane working against the idiots in Homeland Security. The sort of idiots who take nail clippers from you boarding a plane, but give first class passengers real knives and forks for their meal. <br /><br />I mean, there'd be real criminals too, sure, but the Homeland Security types would be incompetent idiots.<br /><br />He wouldn't be surfing aeroplanes, taking out helicopters with cars... leave that for Die Hard the cartoon series, coming soon to Fox Kids and sponsored by Michael Bay.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:28 a.m. CST

    Die Hard 24/7 7-11 Nachos at 4:20 A.M.


  • June 9, 2010, 3:30 a.m. CST

    Die Hard On Die

    by Doctor_Strangepork

    The Ted Haggard Story

  • June 9, 2010, 3:34 a.m. CST


    by chuffsterUK

    Featuring a villain with an IQ of 10.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:44 a.m. CST

    Motoko Kusanagi Dude...Die Hard : Ham

    by beefywhore

    That shit made me laugh so hard I woke up my infant daughter...I hope you are happy with yourself.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:03 a.m. CST

    Die Hard 9/11

    by Carl XVI Gustaf

    Try makin that PG13.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:09 a.m. CST

    Die Hard with a Hard On

    by BumLove

    That is what the title should be. Anything other than that is not worth my time.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:11 a.m. CST

    LV_426 said it first

    by BumLove


  • June 9, 2010, 4:14 a.m. CST

    *Ring, ring*

    by BumLove

    Stallone: Hello? <p> Willis: Sly, it's me, Bruce...I just wanted to tell you...your movie has hit something really right on in me. <p> Stallone: Huh?

  • June 9, 2010, 4:17 a.m. CST

    How about "DIE HARD NEW YORK"

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    John McClane needs to be trapped somewhere again, like a building or an airport.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:17 a.m. CST

    How about...

    by Darth Melkor

  • June 9, 2010, 4:18 a.m. CST

    How about...

    by Darth Melkor

    Try Hard or Die Hard!

  • June 9, 2010, 4:25 a.m. CST

    Die Hart To Hart

    by chuffsterUK

    It was MOIDER!!!

  • June 9, 2010, 4:25 a.m. CST

    Just asked cinema buddha about new Die hard film:

    by kwisatzhaderach

    He say: "Only John McTiernan make good Die Hard movie."

  • June 9, 2010, 4:34 a.m. CST

    FF Re-fucking-boot??????

    by Skraggo

    Does this mean we get to sit through the FUCKING ORIGIN STORY AGAIN? A "reboot" two movies in? Are you fucking kidding me? Hell, I guess the Hulk did it after only one movie. The day is coming when we'll get a "franchise" movie that reboots after the first 30 minutes and just starts over right there in the second reel with a brand new cast and director and a new re-telling of the origin that we just sat through half an hour earlier. Oh my god is there no end to this nonsense?

  • June 9, 2010, 4:48 a.m. CST


    by Skraggo

    If these cock strangling shitmeisters who make all these movies would do it RIGHT the FIRST time they wouldn't have to fucking reboot this fucking shit every three years. But no, they just bend over and spray anus spackling all over the screen and then two or three movies later when they've killed off all the villains and written the main characters into a corner they just throw up their hands, do a line of coke off a gay prostitute's inner thigh, and authorize a reboot. Fuck this shit. Get back to me when somebody finally sacks up enough to reboot any of this shit back to the Golden Age or the 1960's or something. At least that would be an interesting change of pace.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:51 a.m. CST

    If your here Bruce Willis, PLEASE READ ...

    by JackGraham

    I recall your promotional duties in the UK for Die Hard 4.0 as it was called here and on numerous occasions you referred to it as "as good if not better than the original" and "better than the previous sequels", and "you were not happy with part 2" I think the entire planet earth are in agreement that the original is the best of the series by far and still one of the best action thrillers ever made. but Die hard 4 was bad. the 3 L's are lame, lazy, light. It had a bad villian, a rent a hack in Len Wiseman who's direction was uninspired, i'm sure he's a nice guy Bruce but the evidence of his directorial skills are in the movie and I refer again to the 3 L's. More importantly you Bruce seemed bored. You seemed to lose the character a bit. this wasnt the John we knew and loved from the other movies. this was john mcclane spying on his daughter, speaking in a monotone voice with no temper, not swearing and not smoking!!! and bald!!! if Die hard 5 is inevitable please take into account the following ..... don't call it Die Hard 24/7, that's a ridiculous title with a capital R. Keep it simple and gritty. I like Die Hardest, if this was the last one in the series then Die Hardest is appropriate. it says "this is the final swan song, the pay off you all want, a film that can stand proudly next to the original and it's gonna put Mcclane through hell" Secondly, grow your hair a bit, I know you still have some there, and swear, and maybe even smoke, make it so that you tried to quit but the events of part 4 made you start again because shooting yourself in the chest is stressful. thirdly, the film doesnt stand a chance if the script isnt really good. don't roll camera until the script is great, get tarantino to refine it, or find the writers of the original, anything to make it less of the 3 L'S. finally, you need a great actor to make a great villian. good luck Bruce, we're counting on you this time.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:53 a.m. CST

    DIE HARD 24/7?????

    by AsimovLives

    DIE HARD 24/7? Really? This is not a joke? This is for real? What kind of fucking genious come up with this? Did people get payed to come up with stupidity like this? But in some ways, it's apt, there is nothing but crass comercialism in the Die Hard movies now, no desire to tell a story just cashing in by milking a cashcow. So, in a way, though the title is dumb beyond belief, it's pretty spot on. Die Hard, the action convinience store movie franchise.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:57 a.m. CST


    by MajorFrontbum

    Get it fucking right the first time and if it's SHOT, drop it like a hot coal and look for another story to bring to the public. The reboot/rehash thing has really gone beyond a fucking joke - it's pathetic and so obviously about money and not about the quality of the product anymore. Ditch CGI - it's still not good enough, even Avatar looked artificial. It needs another 15-20 years, before it's good enough to be integrated into a live-action film.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:58 a.m. CST

    Harry & Ricardo go to Aruba.

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

  • June 9, 2010, 5:01 a.m. CST

    Good news about Hard R Expendables

    by thatfilmlover

    i thought AICN ran a story that Expendables was going to be MUCH less violent than Rambo, which made everybody sad. Anyway, fuck the Die Hard 4 haters, I'll be first in line for Die Hard 5.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:03 a.m. CST

    Avatar is quality?

    by BP_drills_america_a_new_asshole

    Haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa**pauses to take breath**haaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • June 9, 2010, 5:04 a.m. CST


    by ilovemichealbay

    What do you guys think. Sly did a great job with Rambo, Rocky and the Expendables looks pretty cool. I reckon Sly could do great job directing the next Die Hard. Harry i know your on good terms with Sly and Bruce why don't you suggest this. Die Hard 4 was such disappointment, put the previous Die Hards were all good. granted the First was the best, but 2 and 3 were pretty solid action flicks, especailly third one. Tens times better than the recent action crap you get fromm hollywood these days.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:04 a.m. CST


    by SoWasRed2012

    I reckon - STOP trying to cleverly insert the words 'die hard' into other phrases. It's getting crappy and resulted last time in you guys getting the Live Free Or Die Hard title last time (we got Die Hard 4.0, only slightly less crappy). I don't see why they can't go the sub-title route, and call it Die Hard: Revenge or Die Hard: Armageddon or Die Hard: McClane Takes Manhattan (or something along those lines). STOP WITH THE PUNS!

  • June 9, 2010, 5:06 a.m. CST

    cast an A-List Leading Man as the Villianinst

    by thatfilmlover

    in Die Hard 5 and instantly you've got an interesting and exciting movie. Can you imagine Bruce Willis vs Tom Cruise? or Bruce Willis vs Denzel Wasington, I could go on. Bruce Willis vs Will Smith, Bruce Willis vs Russell Crowe, Bruce Willis vs Johny Depp. That's all this movie needs, a great A list actor playing against type as a Villain, then have the whole movie them threating each other on the phone for all I care. Just don't cast Mark Strong (no offence Mark).

  • June 9, 2010, 5:11 a.m. CST

    Die Hard Day's Night

    by Skraggo

    McClane's gotta find and rescue Ringo from terrorists and get him to the concert on time.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:22 a.m. CST

    Ironic that Avatar would inspire "quality"

    by IndustryKiller!

    As the film itself certainly was not.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:28 a.m. CST

    Die Hard: Unkillable -or- Die Hard: Deathless

    by TheJudger

  • June 9, 2010, 5:30 a.m. CST

    Die Hard: Resurgence

    by TheJudger

  • June 9, 2010, 5:37 a.m. CST

    To save money

    by The McPoyle Clan

    Fox is going to merge the next installment of Die Hard with the 24 movie as they both begin the parody stage of their respective franchises -- Die Hard 24/7!<br><br>Follow the wacky hijinks of an irascible duo of balding, middle-aged vets of law enforcement as they both endure yet another "worst day of their lives." Will the hot-and-cold, ying-and-yang, wise-cracking and deadly-serious pair manage to survive each other, never mind the calamitous plot of the evil villain? Find out in 2011!

  • June 9, 2010, 5:41 a.m. CST

    What fucks with John Now

    by TheJudger

    we had a skyscraper, an airport an easter egg hunt involving lots of places including underground tunnels, a bank, taxi cab, school and boat, and the last one was the an impossible internet server with computers that blow up and do shit that real computers and servers can do. Whats he going to defeat next? A train has been done in so many other diehardish like films. John doesnt like to fly, he hates parties, his wifes a bitch, he hates yuppie scum, he doesnt like tv reporters, he doesnt get along with angry black guys, or basement dwelling web trolls, doesnt surf the net, was retiring from the game. Loves america would be the least likely character to go overseas for anything since it aint america. Whats the guy get caught up in now. Surely he wont accept a mission, he too old for the bullshit. So.....

  • June 9, 2010, 5:42 a.m. CST

    There Must Be Four Movies

    by AdamWarlock

    ....for Fantastic Four movies.... It's how it works.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:57 a.m. CST

    too bad no one lived

    by TheJudger

    if only an old enemy broke out of jail. Maybe sam jackson is in some shit or carl from the first movie. Like what if someone killed carl and john went to his funeral and then he was pulled into a new game.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:58 a.m. CST

    wasn't there a rumour that stallone was to direct die hard 5?

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    what happend to the rumour?

  • June 9, 2010, 6:10 a.m. CST

    So, Fox has learned its lesson maybe? I hope so.

    by Mr Nicholas

  • June 9, 2010, 6:11 a.m. CST

    If this is meant to be "quality"...

    by BP_drills_america_a_new_asshole

    I'd hate to see Fox's choices if Avatar had bombed.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:14 a.m. CST

    Die Hardest Ever!

    by HardSteel

    Die Hard Forever!The Hardest Die!Die Retard!

  • June 9, 2010, 6:20 a.m. CST

    Get FF Right!

    by Apple Octopus

    It will take mostly CGI for The Thing. The Chiklis version wasn't much improvement over the Roger Corman version. And find a decent Sue Storm/Richards this time, too.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:21 a.m. CST

    why don't they get it?

    by HongKongCavalier

    Die Hard is ... well ... classic.<p></p> I can still pop in that DVD and NOT fast forward through ANY of it. Everything about that movie was pretty much perfection (for the genre).<p></p> What made "John McClane" the perfect hero was that Willis essentially brought "David Addison" to the big screen. All those smartass lines? All the classic one liners? Vintage David Addison.<p></p> Also, and I know this will sound like a stretch, but the situations were some of the most unique ever for the genre.<p></p> Having to run across broken glass barefoot? Seriously ... who did NOT cringe in their seat when he did that?<p></p> A hero who wanted OUT instead of wanting to take on the bad guys? That's something we (the audience) could all identify with.<p></p> The comic relief is was impeccable ... the villians: perfection (something we've since come to expect from Mr. Rickman) ... and, most importantly, no matter HOW over-the-top the action got ...<p></p> ... it was done so well and fit so prfectly into the overall story that it didn't come ACROSS as over-the-top.<p></p> Not ONCE did McClane pull a Bauer (i.e., get gut stabbed and just walk it off). He "sold" his injuries in every ensuing scene. Hell, he continued to limp from the cuts on his feet for the rest of the movie.<p></p> wow ... got a little carried away there didn't I. Back to my point ...<p></p> Don't do something stupid ala 4. Do NOT put John into a "Taken" situation. McClane doesn't go looking for trouble: it finds him and then he becomes a disruptive force.<p></p> Hell, even if you take the most recently obvious and overused scenario (John goes to the Smithsonian where he is to meet with his daughter who is now clerking for a judge; terrorists take over; and the hijynx begin) ... at least inject the things that made the original a timeless action movie.<p></p> ... and that INCLUDES the "R" rating.<p></p> Yippe-ki-yay-Mother Fuckers

  • June 9, 2010, 6:21 a.m. CST

    Die Hard as Steel!

    by HardSteel

    Die Harder than the last time!Die Hard as my Cock! Seriously, the possibilities are endless.....

  • June 9, 2010, 6:29 a.m. CST

    If John Woo DID Direct ...

    by HongKongCavalier

    "Die Hard Boiled"

  • June 9, 2010, 6:30 a.m. CST



    That's all they need in the title and people will come.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:36 a.m. CST

    Fillion and Ackles

    by zyuray2

    Let me take a wild guess at your casting choices - Nathan Fillion for Mr Fantastic and Jensen Ackles for Human Torch, right? Come on people, say it!!

  • June 9, 2010, 6:38 a.m. CST

    "Live Free, Die Hard, or Fuck Off"

    by Outlaw24

    At least it would establish the hard R. :-)

  • June 9, 2010, 6:41 a.m. CST

    John Woo's DIE HARD TARGET

    by THEE Miracleman

    ...and Bruce beats the shit out of Chris Brown. YAY ME!

  • June 9, 2010, 6:42 a.m. CST

    hooray!reboot that Tim Story shit!

    by Talkbacker with no name

    and end any confusion between chris evans as cap and touch. Ok he and The thing were the best thing about it, but it was just so badly directed and both scripts were pretty bad (doug jones ruled as the surfer though). The one franchise I'm desperate to see rebooted.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:53 a.m. CST


    by LaserPants

    Yippie kay-yay motherfuckin' overrated movie I loved when I was 15 but now realize how retarded it actually is.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:53 a.m. CST


    by LaserPants

    But this one will probably suck too.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:59 a.m. CST

    Diet Hard 24/7

    by DonnieDorko

    With Calista Flockhart as the villain.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:59 a.m. CST

    24/7? Shouldn't they save that for the 7th movie?

    by Blanket-Man

    I don't see a "5" anywhere in that title. Neither 24 nor 7 is even divisible by 5! My vote is for Die Hard 5-0, with a cameo by Steve McGarrett. But somehow bring back Alan Rickman - he's the only thing that can save this franchise.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:59 a.m. CST

    Die Hard: Ham.........

    by IHaveSeenEveryEpisodeOfPrisonBreak

    Who ever said that made me spit coffee on my computer screen at work. Thanks!

  • June 9, 2010, 6:59 a.m. CST

    Wanna really restore love for all things McClane?

    by JMH1973

    Announce there will be no more Die Hard movies. Ever. If I want to see a Die Hard movie that was like the first one... I'll watch the first one. As far as LFDH, Michael Scott from "The Office" summed it up perfectly: "You know what, here's the thing about Die Hard 4. Die Hard one, the original, John McClane was just this normal guy. You know, he's just a normal New York City cop, who gets his feet cut, and gets beat up. But he's an everyday guy. In Die Hard 4, he is jumping a motorcycle into a helicopter. In air. You know? He's invincible. It just sort of lost what Die Hard was. It's not Terminator."

  • June 9, 2010, 7:03 a.m. CST

    have Vern direct the new die hard!

    by Potatino

    You know it make sense... Hell I'de watch it!

  • June 9, 2010, 7:06 a.m. CST


    by Anna Valerious

    That should be next, although they will probably have to change the cast because Disney now has Garrett Hedlund. And I am probably the only person out there who thought they got the first two "Fantastic Four" movies right. X(

  • June 9, 2010, 7:09 a.m. CST


    by FlickaPoo

  • June 9, 2010, 7:09 a.m. CST

    Died Hard

    by JamesT


  • June 9, 2010, 7:10 a.m. CST


    by FlickaPoo

  • June 9, 2010, 7:13 a.m. CST



    There's your titles Fox!

  • June 9, 2010, 7:17 a.m. CST

    Die Hard The Search for Creditablity

    by shutupfanboy

    I didn't mind the last Die Hard film, but the airplane scene was idiotic. They need to back to the claustrophobic feel of the first one where you felt that pressure along with John moving through the building. I would just set it in one spot and go from there. The real problem with 4 is you had him running across the East Coast for sometimes no reason, keep him in or two spots like they did with 2. It was cool in 3 using NY, but even then it seemed to get out of control at times. I am cool with another one though, McClain is the American Bond, but more fun. As for Fantastic Four, doesn't matter what you call it until Marvel/Disney gets it back, there is no need to watch it. Fox has made maybe a handful of good Marvel films. Their recent track record has been a disaster. Marvel also needs to get Spidey back as well before it becomes Twilight. Whatever they do with FF, they need to make Dr.Doom right, the worst part of those films thus making them terrible movies.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:17 a.m. CST

    Die Hard Day's Night

    by Laserhead

    There it is.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:17 a.m. CST

    DIE HARD: 5 - 8 P.M. MON. - WED.

    by FlickaPoo

  • June 9, 2010, 7:21 a.m. CST

    Die Hard... That's What She Said!

    by Potatino

    there's my title suggestion

  • June 9, 2010, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Die Hardly

    by Laserhead

  • June 9, 2010, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Die Hardest V with proof

    by SwampDonkey

  • June 9, 2010, 7:24 a.m. CST

    Die Hard: Electric Boogaloo

    by Thorntree

  • June 9, 2010, 7:24 a.m. CST

    ...DIE HARD 5*...

    by FlickaPoo

    *(if you experience more than five hours of DIE HARD, seek immediate medical attention)

  • June 9, 2010, 7:28 a.m. CST

    Die with a Hard-on!

    by HardSteel

    Die Hard as Fuck!Die Hard 24/7, 365 days a year! Die Hard 2012 - Everybody fucking Dies Hard!

  • June 9, 2010, 7:28 a.m. CST

    Die Hardy Boys

    by Laserhead

  • June 9, 2010, 7:29 a.m. CST

    The computer game...

    by I AM ROCKO

    ...Die Hard- Viva Las Vegas was better than that awfully dull film Die Hard 4.0. McLane- holiday to Las Vegas, casino robbers- carnage, fun game, should have been a story for a flick!

  • June 9, 2010, 7:31 a.m. CST

    Die 'Tard

    by Laserhead

  • June 9, 2010, 7:35 a.m. CST

    Die Hard - Dead by Dawn

    by Thorntree

  • June 9, 2010, 7:38 a.m. CST

    Die Hard: Immortal

    by SwampDonkey

  • June 9, 2010, 7:39 a.m. CST

    They should downscale the fifth film and make it tight and claus

    by HardSteel

    Die Hard in an elevator! Die Hard in a phonebooth! Die Hard at Burger King!Die Hard at the post office!Die Hard in the woods!

  • June 9, 2010, 7:40 a.m. CST

    Any title is better than "The Phantom Menace"

    by ATARI

    Worst...Title...Evah!!! <br> <br> <br> <br>

  • June 9, 2010, 7:40 a.m. CST

    Just let FF go to Marvel studios already

    by EastcoastAvenger

    Marvel Studios is going to need to branch further out after Avengers hits the theaters anyway. At least I hope they do. It would be a shame for them to only concentrate on their four main Avengers when Marvel has such a large amount of amazing characters to draw upon. So let them have FF. I wouldn't mind if they got all the X-men and Spiderman back as well. These characters live in fascinating and complex world together and they ought to be able to exist together on screen as well. If WB, who apparently doesn't understand this concept yet, won't let there fan base see their heroes on screen together then God bless Marvel all the more.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:44 a.m. CST

    Fantastic 3 + 1

    by JamesT


  • June 9, 2010, 7:44 a.m. CST

    ...DIE HARD: 7 of 9.

    by FlickaPoo

  • June 9, 2010, 7:45 a.m. CST

    Die Hard like a motherfucker

    by SwampDonkey

    Die Hard Five Fingers of Darkness

  • June 9, 2010, 7:46 a.m. CST

    Excelsior? Stan Lee has the rights???

    by I Max U Mini

    I wonder if Walt Whitman or Henry Wadsworth Longfellow knew about this? After all, they both wrote poems called "Excelsior".

  • June 9, 2010, 7:47 a.m. CST


    by Darth Busey

    "and I told him that I had recently talked with Stallone, who told me he showed the finished film to Arnold and Bruce, both of whom apparently went gaga for it,"

  • June 9, 2010, 7:49 a.m. CST

    DIE HARD OVER 9000

    by turketron_2

    still a better title

  • June 9, 2010, 7:49 a.m. CST

    Bi Hard!

    by johnnyangelheart

    John McClane gets bi-curious.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:51 a.m. CST

    new villan should be Gretel Gruber.

    by JamesT

  • June 9, 2010, 7:53 a.m. CST

    Bruce Willis is a 2nd tier action star

    by BumLove

    He is definitely not on the same level with Schwarzenegger, Stallone, and other stars who carved out a name for themselves in the action genre. Just because Willis opened a restaurant chain with the former, doesn't mean his action films are on par with theirs. He gave the genre the every man twist....but now that that twist is gone....he has nothing to offer to the genre...he's just a scowling bald man in his late fifties....

  • June 9, 2010, 7:53 a.m. CST

    I'm torn with news of a Die Hard 5.

    by rbatty024

    On the one hand, I would love it if they knock one final film out of the park in order to make up for Die Hard 4. On the other hand, what are the chances that this film will be any good.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:54 a.m. CST

    Die Hard Alone!

    by HardSteel

    Like a real man.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:55 a.m. CST


    by Darth Busey

    Die Hard is arguably the greatest action movie ever made, with an iconic character/performance by Willis. For that alone, Willis belongs in the mix.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:59 a.m. CST

    Striking Distance, Last Man Standing, Mercury Rising,...

    by BumLove

    ...Color of Night, The Jackal, Hart's War, Hostage, 16 Blocks, Surrogates.... <p> The vast majority of Willis's action films have been complete shit, with the exception of some of the Die Hard films (the first 2, and parts of 3). That why he keeps dipping back into this pool. He's got nothing else. He is not an action star, Die Hard simply had a great premise...but that premise is gone. One film does not make an action star, and he does not deserve to be on par with action stars who were able to make several action film classics. He's second tier.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:05 a.m. CST

    Die Hard Because...

    by Joe Huber

    Ashton Kutcher got your wife! That's fucked up!

  • June 9, 2010, 8:05 a.m. CST


    by Dead_Kate_Moss

    I'm up for that. Recast everyone, give us the real Doom, or use any of the other great FF villains - Mole Man and his Monsters, Annihilus, Inhumans, give The Thing his fucking brow, and make the machinery more Kirbyesque and it could be the greatest comic book adaptation ever. Seems a little soon to reboot, but they definitely deserve another shot. <p> And Die Hard 4 was the best sequel since the first. Saw 2 again the other night, and it's dull. 3 was okay, but didn't seem like much of a Die Hard movie. The only weak points of 4 was a lame villain and a weak ending.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:06 a.m. CST

    Three things I want from an FF reboot.

    by darthsynn

    Have it set in the 1960's. Cast Jon Hamm as Reed Richards. Throw in a Submariner cameo.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:07 a.m. CST

    You could make a similar list for Stallone.

    by rbatty024

    And he still doesn't have the resume of Willis. Bruce Willis was also in some genuinely great films outside of the action genre (Pulp Fiction, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Twelve Monkeys), which you cannot say for Schwarzenneger. I can definitely see the argument that Schwarzenegger is a bigger action star than Willis, but certainly not in the same league as an actual actors, and I would argue that Willis has made some much better action films than anything Stallone has done (The Last Boy Scout, the Fifth Element and the first three Die Hard films).

  • June 9, 2010, 8:11 a.m. CST

    I agree about Stallone


    He's my favorite actor bar none, but I'll be the first to admit that he has made some awful awful choices that nearly ruined his career.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:11 a.m. CST

    Daddy Day Care Die Hard

    by Axl Z

    Die Hard fights alongside Axl F, only this time Axl Rose joins them..

  • June 9, 2010, 8:12 a.m. CST

    Die Hard V: The Revenge of Mecha-Hans

    by Axl Z

    Mecha-Hans is back, and this time he takes over a Vegas Hotel or some crap..

  • June 9, 2010, 8:14 a.m. CST

    DIe Hard-the Musical

    by mojoman69

    Can it be far behind? Let this franchise go or pass the torch to a new MCClain. His daughter could have become a baddass cop by now.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:15 a.m. CST

    ...ha! BI HARD...good one johnnyangel.

    by FlickaPoo

  • June 9, 2010, 8:16 a.m. CST

    Jon Hamm would make a good Reed Richards

    by mojoman69

    January Jones as Sue Storm, Hugo Weaving as Doc DOOM, Zack Efron as the Torch, THe Rock as Namor

  • June 9, 2010, 8:17 a.m. CST

    Would love to see a John Woo Die Hard

    by lock67ca

    Hard Boiled is the only film that can give the original Die Hard a run for its money. If Woo were allowed to direct it his way (without any of the studio interference that marred pretty much all of his American films) it would have the potential to be EPIC.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:19 a.m. CST

    Die Hard V Revenge Of The Nerds

    by Joe Huber

  • June 9, 2010, 8:23 a.m. CST

    For Live Free Or Die Hard

    by Joe Huber

  • June 9, 2010, 8:23 a.m. CST

    Die Hard Boiled

    by Laserhead

  • June 9, 2010, 8:25 a.m. CST

    Willis is aces

    by blackwood

    rbatty024 is very right -- as far as pedigree goes, no other 80's action star can touch Willis. Sure he's done some shit. Who the hell came out of the last 20 years in Hollywood with a completely respectable resume?<p>It's weird because Jason Statham is sort of like Bruce and Arnold's love child. Muscles and Everyman-ness, daredevil charm and meathead conviction.<p>If they're going to do another DIE HARD, I'd love it to be a bit more like Stallone's send off of his franchise characters than another repurposed action screenplay. Don't just shoehorn McClane into something. I really liked the third film -- which some say doesn't feel like DIE HARD, but to me felt very honest to the character. More of that.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:26 a.m. CST

    Just give me a Sue Storm with a functioning brain

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    And a DOOM that doesn't make me laugh

  • June 9, 2010, 8:26 a.m. CST

    A Good Day to Die Hard

    by Laserhead

    I almost like that one.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:28 a.m. CST

    Die Hard V: I can't say MUTHERFOOKER

    by DangerDave

    G rated and with an animooted sidekick.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:29 a.m. CST

    How about the rumor that Jamie Bell is Spider-Man??

    by D.Vader

    Why have you blatantly ignored that rumor?Amateur hour.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:29 a.m. CST

    I agree

    by Joe Huber

    Gotta say it'd be better for Bruce to send off McClane like Sly did with Rocky/Rambo. I refused to see Live Free Or Die Hard. I caught a couple of minutes of it on TV and fell asleep. That was like a bad nightmare. He did characters more McClane that he did in that last wanna-be Die Hard. Hell, The Whole Nine Yards was more McClane than that PG shit

  • June 9, 2010, 8:33 a.m. CST

    FF Reboot

    by BetaRayBill07

    Jon Hamm sounds good as Reed. Please CGI the Thing. Chiklis was a great voice but ridiculous costume.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:35 a.m. CST


    by BetaRayBill07

    It's been many years since the trainwreck that was Speed 2. Time to do the John and Holly reconciliation on the cruise ship, then boom.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:39 a.m. CST

    Diet Hard

    by Potatino

    its like die hard but less calories and well not as good

  • June 9, 2010, 8:40 a.m. CST

    Or the rumor that David Tennant is in Fright Night remake?

    by D.Vader

    You and your employees have GOT to do better Harry. I used to never have to go to other websites for movie news. You guys are failing and falling behind on a regular basis nowadays. It's sad.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:41 a.m. CST

    Bring back Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber.

    by Margot Tenenbaum

    And don't explain how he came back.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:47 a.m. CST

    FF needs two things:

    by zinc_chameleon

    First, a strong actress with real athletic skills, so that Sue Storm can have a character arc. Jessica Alba made her go from a first-rate scientist/entrepeneur to a whiner. WTF? Sue Storm needs to grow into being the Pepper Potts of the group. And the Thing needs to be Avatar-quality mo-capped. FF at its best combines screw-ball comedy (Chris Evans got it right) with mythical science-fantasy; yes it can work.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:55 a.m. CST

    McLovin is going to be Evil Ed....I called it

    by BumLove

    Dig up the first Fright Night remake thread, and you'll see....I was the first to call it. Now where's my cookie, motherfuckers?

  • June 9, 2010, 8:56 a.m. CST

    Reborn after just a few years means

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    Studios were too lazy to get it right the first time. Maybe now Doom will get his face fried in colege like it should have been.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:57 a.m. CST

    Anyone else hoping that the new Fantastic Four

    by Atrayou

    sucks and flops so that Fox will give up on trying to perpetually reboot that series, and that the rights revert back to where they belong with Marvel? I do.

  • ...regarding the casting of the Fright Night remake...and I wasn't the first to call McLovin' as Evil Ed...I was the second. Fuck you.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:02 a.m. CST

    Why wouldn't the success of AVATAR

    by JonQuixote

    further encourage FOX to make more crappy, FX-driven drivel? There's clearly an audience for it.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:02 a.m. CST

    David Tennant is playing Peter Vincent

    by BumLove

    He's kinda young....but he still seems like he could pull it off.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:03 a.m. CST

    Marvel Reboot without my money.

    by shutupfanboy

    I have no faith in any of the Marvel movies coming up. Fox seems to be just making X-Men movies to keep the contract going while each one seems to make less money then the next one and the quality is shit. Maybe time for Disney to flex their muscles and bring this home. I hope they bring back Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan, why recast people we have already seen them during the time frame of X-Men: Origins. Also, the British chick for Emma Frost is a two-face with the boobies. One side shot, she is as them, front shot they are goen. Emma has tits the size of small moons, its part of character since she is a whore and knows its. Spidey just re-doing the first twenty minutes into two plus hours is retarded. I don't care about Flash, Betty and Gwen of late is getting on my nerves. Do we really need to go back to high school for a character that is one of the few comic book guys to grow up until No More Day thanks to that hack Quesada. Speaking of Fat Q, who the fuck thought bringing him in as the head of creative was a good idea? Have you seen the sales for Marvel this year compared to DC or even the quality? They have spent the last two years fixing all the mistakes they made in Civil War thanks to Quesada. Fucking terrible choice. There is only one man who should fill that role and its Stan Lee, you know the guy who created almost all of these heroes. Damn ass empty suits.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:06 a.m. CST

    How about this...

    by gingerella

    Die Hard: WhateVer

  • June 9, 2010, 9:07 a.m. CST

    For FF do their origin along with Doom in opening credits

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    Then spend the rest of the movie exploring the negative zone. That would be interesting stuff.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST

    Shut up Jett

    by D.Vader

  • June 9, 2010, 9:10 a.m. CST

    Fantastic Foreplay

    by Snookeroo

    Featuring the Insatiable Girl and three guys. Reed supplies his own rubber.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:10 a.m. CST

    Fright Night remake is supposedly set in Vegas

    by Nice Marmot

    And the Peter Vincent character is a "Criss Angel" type. God, I wish I was making that up.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:10 a.m. CST

    FF back to Marvel!

    by california_mtz

    Marvel would know that there is an easy dang way to do Dr. Doom, copy the frigin' way that Darth Vader was portrayed on the screen! You don't always need to see people's faces. <p>Also, at the time that the first FF was made, no one was sure whether the 616 or the Ultimate Universe was going to be the future so the first two FF movies borrowed heavily from the Ultimate storyline, Doom being Reed's friend and present up through the group getting there powers. Gosh, Doom with his black magic could be such a badass onscreen if done right.<p>Anyway, I hope this FF bombs so that Marvel gets the rights back. I may even boycott the film and campaign against it just so we can have one solid, unified Marvel Cinematic Universe.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:13 a.m. CST

    Die Hard 24/7 sounds like 24: the movie

    by Acid_Frio

    Do we really need another Die Hard? The movie version of 24 is going to be coming out in a couple of

  • June 9, 2010, 9:14 a.m. CST

    You don't fuck the haters...

    by NightArrows

    The Haters™ Fuck™ You™. Die Hard 4 was fucking cinematic smegma. Fucking terrible, and that's the bottom line. You can like it, even say so out-loud, but it must be done with the knowledge that you are both a Communist Horse Thief, and have as much taste as anyone who likes the mouth farts that Britney Spears calls "music". Fuck Fox. They are a creatively bankrupt dinosaur that needs to die. STOP FUCKING UP FILM. And Rothman? He's a dino-douche of epic proportions who doesn't understand jack-shit. Fuck him in his already over-populated anus. FF Reborn will be fucking terrible. And yes, I can say that without having seen a script, trailer or anything related to the film.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:16 a.m. CST

    Also, the Thing

    by california_mtz

    The Thing is a freakin' huge monster! He's almost as tall and powerful as the Hulk! He's not some short guy...

  • June 9, 2010, 9:21 a.m. CST

    I want to see John Carpenter's "They Die Hard"

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    bravo LV_426 wherever you are

  • June 9, 2010, 9:23 a.m. CST


    by lock67ca

    Who let this clown back in? His stuff isn't amusing any more (and I don't think it ever was). Just fucking annoying. Ban him and make sure he stays banned. Thank you.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:32 a.m. CST

    @california_mtz - Thing is NOT huge

    by cookepuss

    He's only supposed to be 6ft. Don't believe me?<p> <p> <p> <p> It's the Hulk who's supposed to be mammoth, getting up to almost 8ft (or more) in some cases. <p> <p> Thing is just a mutated strong guy in a candy coated shell. He isn't supposed to much more than 4 inches above the 5'8" Chiklis.<p> <p> As for Avatar.... It was a piece of shit. The story was cobbled together & ripped from other, better movies. As I CG professional myself, I'm embarrassed by what they passed off as "quality" CG because... The compositing was mediocre. The lighting rigs & matching to the background plates was pathetic. The lipsync was off. The eyes felt dead at times, failing to cross the uncanny valley. The animation either felt too smooth or too stiff, a testimony to the animators' inability to properly mix the mocap with the keyframed. And those flying beasts..... I about wanted to scream the theme song from the Neverending Story. About the only thing that even remotely impressed me was the overall design & palettes. <p> <p> Avatar, I maintain, was extremely overrated. It's the man equivalent of Titanic, brought to you by (shock) the same schmuck. Cameron hasn't done anything solid for the genre since T2. That says a whole fuckin' lot.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:35 a.m. CST

    Something "hit right on in me" once when I was sleeping

    by gotilk

    and when I woke up I beat my cellmate to death with a toothbrush.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:36 a.m. CST


    by estacado1

    money in the bangk.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:37 a.m. CST

    So the Venezuelan Journalist said.....

    by cookylamoo

    Harry, if you stroke leetle Manuel here, I will show you what I know about dying hard.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Die Hard PG13

    by I_Snake_Plissken

    Yippee Kay Yay, Muffin-fluffer.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:40 a.m. CST

    Die Hard: V For Viagra

    by LaserPants

    Get it? V for the 5th installment of this Zombie Franchise best left dead, and as a nod to the fact that Bruce Willis is 156 years old and has no business doing anything action-y. Maybe "Bruno" could cut a new terrible album instead?

  • June 9, 2010, 9:42 a.m. CST

    Why not just do an animated Fantastic Four??

    by kafka07

    Kinda like the Incredibles or whatever that movie is.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:43 a.m. CST

    Fantastic Four Reborn is a terrible title

    by jim

    How can it be REborn when the first two were abortions?<p>The only Fox reboot of a Marvel comics movie adaptation I want to see with the word "born" in the title is "Daredevil: Born Again".<p>I like the above-suggested "Fantastic Four Excelsior". Or they could go with the simple title "FF". <br><p>Die Hard 24/7 is less offensive (it doesn't stink as much) but I'm not too keen on it either. Never liked the term to begin with. Although it's better than going with another popular term that's been played out for years: at least they're not calling it "Die Hard, NOT!"<p>24/7 always makes me think of 7/11, which makes me think they're trying to put a product placement in the title. Imagine if they went down that road. Other titles could be "Die Hard Geico (tag line "Give McClane 15 minutes, he'll save you 15 times" or "So difficult, only McClane could do it") and "Die Hard Dominoes" (tag line "30 minutes or you're dead").

  • June 9, 2010, 9:52 a.m. CST

    Fantastic Four Really Boring

    by BumLove

    That's what people will be thinking everytime they hear that title.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:53 a.m. CST

    The oil spill, serouisly

    by shutupfanboy

    Jesus, JettL1993, why you don't you just say you are on the Death Star fighting stormtroopers. In reality, there is nothing that is going to stop it til August. This thing was a lost cause on day two or three when BP had their thumps up their ass while telling Obama, legally he couldn't do anything. When it got out of control they want to blame a President who doesn't have the equipment to stop it. Might as well blame the glass for spilling. There is nothing any government can do now and its up to BP which I hope the government and locals sue the hell out of and stop them from declaring Bankruptcy to slime their way out of this.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:55 a.m. CST


    by TheNewDirector

    any news about Ender's Game finally being made into a movie?

  • June 9, 2010, 9:56 a.m. CST


    by LaserPants

    Arrest the entire executive staff, put them on trial and imprison them for crimes against humanity, liquidate their assets, and use the money to pay for the mess they made. Problem solved. Time to END the Corporate Hegemony of the Multinational Oil Barons.

  • June 9, 2010, 10 a.m. CST

    Can't Sieze BP thanks to Supreme Court

    by shutupfanboy

    Truman tried this trick with the steel mills during North Korea and the Court ruled against him. We were at war which is a slightly higher crisis then this which means no way can the US Gov took it over plus they are a corporation from England. The Brits would have to do it before we could. Its a mess and its all BP's fault and no one else regardless of what the right wingers say.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:02 a.m. CST

    i figured out why LFoDH doesnt feel like a Die Hard movie...

    by soup74

    if you watch the unrated version it adds some blood and swears, which brings it closer, but something still doesnt feel 'die hard-y'<br><br>its not superhuman maclane.. sorry guys he was super human in almost all of them. <br><br>its not justin 'I'm a Mac' long. he wasnt that bad actually. didnt annoy me too much<br><br>Timothy Olyphant was fine. his character wasnt the best, but it could have been worse.<br><br>nope, the biggest problem LFoDH had is the stupid blue/orange filter. holy shit, watch it again. it might even been the most blue/orange movie ive ever seen. after i noticed it, i couldnt even watch it anymore. it's laughable.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:04 a.m. CST


    by JettL1993

    I don't know anything offhand, but i can check with some of my sources to see whats up<P>Of course the oil leak isn't being stoped anytime soon, thats why the task force i was on disbanded, even with our minds we couldn't think of a plausable solution beyond nuking the sea floor

  • June 9, 2010, 10:06 a.m. CST

    I liked the unrated version of Die Hard 4.0

    by garybuseys_incisors

    It was entertaining and much better with the cursing. I have no idea why they didn't just release that in theares.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:08 a.m. CST

    Is JettL1993.......

    by Righteous Brother

    some kind of Meta Talback genius, with the greatest sense of humour ever? Or is he just some tragic, sad figure, who thinks we actually buy into his bullshit? I just can't tell. Either way, I love his posts they're easily the most entertaining ones on here.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:10 a.m. CST


    by california_mtz

    I stand corrected! Thank you. However, the point still holds that the Thing in the Fox FF movies was not physically imposing enough. Using the Marvel Universe stats that you cite, the Thing would have been shorter than puny Banner: 5' 9½" (Banner); 6'6" (gray Hulk); 7' – 8' (green/savage Hulk); 7'6" (green/Professor Hulk)!

  • June 9, 2010, 10:16 a.m. CST


    by Six Demon Bag

  • June 9, 2010, 10:17 a.m. CST

    check again..mcclane wasnt superhuman in the first film

    by Six Demon Bag

    its pretty plausible for an action film.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:18 a.m. CST


    by SpyGuy

    Feel free to bring back Doug Jones as the Silver Surfer, though. He was perfect.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:18 a.m. CST


    by johndillingers20inchseveredcock

    Brilliant title. FANTASTIC FOUR: SORRY ABOUT THE FIRST TWO. I'll be giggling about that all day.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST


    by TheNewDirector

    Ok, thanks anyways. One more question, the Mortal Kombat viral ad seems to be for the upcoming E3 expo for the new videogame, any chance of it being adapted into a full length movie as the ad has created mainly positive responses.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST


    by Six Demon Bag

    and then right before the movie opens, change the title to FANTASTIC: THE FINAL CHAPTER.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Holy shit, The newDirector

    by D.Vader

    You're either a gullible idiot, or you're really JettL trying to hype himself up. Either way: stupid, stupid, stupid.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:31 a.m. CST

    Fox should give SCHWARZENEGGER Commando 2

    by ABking

    Fox should drop the idea of rebooting COMMANDO and just make it a sequel with older Schwarzenegger and Alyssa Milano. Give it a great action script and it will earn plenty of money at the box-office and bring Arnie back to one of his most bad ass and legendary characters...JOHN MATRIX.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:35 a.m. CST

    I hope Die Hard passes the torch

    by INWOsuxRED

    to Kevin Smith and the kid from Ed. The last film really dropped the ball on that.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Thank God no more Jessica Alba as Sue Storm

    by paulyd30

    Second worst casting since nasty attitude stick chick kate bosworth as lois lane and noami watts as marilyn monroe with holly berry as catwoman a close third..

  • June 9, 2010, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Die Hard at the Movie Theatre


    there's a bomb in the movies ...

  • June 9, 2010, 10:40 a.m. CST


    by Darth Busey

    Commando 2, Arnie is a happily retired grandfather, Alyssa Milano's child gets kidnapped by some baddies, Arnold goes to some tropical locale and goes on a MAN ON FIRE ass-kicking rampage to get his grandchild back. Lock it up.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:42 a.m. CST

    Oil Slick

    by Dead_Kate_Moss

    Haven't they had those pressure suits that look like Robbie The Robot for like a hundred years? Can't they send a couple of guys down with a big fucking bell-shaped thing? If BP were being fined a million pounds a day they'd have sorted it out by now.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:42 a.m. CST

    Fantastic Hard..... Die Four

    by SlickyVonBoner

    The movies write themselves.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:53 a.m. CST

    No, DeadKate Moss

    by D.Vader

    Those suits don't work at those depths, from what I've heard.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:54 a.m. CST


    by JMH1973

    Never trust anyone who can't be bothered to correctly spell such simple words as "villan", "latley", "taks", etc. Of course with all the mediocrity coming out of Hollywood these days, I wouldn't be surprised if he WAS who he says he is.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:59 a.m. CST

    ...make it about teens, call it FANTASTIC RE4M SCHOOL.

    by FlickaPoo

  • June 9, 2010, 10:59 a.m. CST


    by D.Vader

    Those pressure suits you're thinking of work for up to 2,300 feet. The oil leak is at 5,000 feet.

  • June 9, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    EMO Fan Four?

    by WMD

    Isn't High School Musical 4 (aka Xmen First Class) horrible enough? Seriously, Star Trek was reborn effectively - these both sound like franchise death knells...

  • June 9, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Avatar looked fake and sucked

    by yeah i'm a jerk!

    just saying.

  • June 9, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    everyone is jumping as suspected lol

    by Bouncy X

    while Die Hard's actual title may very well be 24/7, its also possible thats just the domain name and the numbers have a significance to the plot. many movie sites have domain names that aren't even the title itself. so people should take that into consideration. and who says its 24/7 like a time thing, maybe its just 247.

  • June 9, 2010, 11:19 a.m. CST


    by TheNewDirector

    I'm neither JettL or guilable, I do like a good laugh though, which is a refreshing compared to the miserable bastards who post here sometimes. I know your one of the esteemed peebers in the shelter (or whatever) but I won't stop getting my entertainment. Now JettL about Mortal Kombat...

  • June 9, 2010, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Okay NewDirector

    by D.Vader

    As long as you know, that's cool with me. Bc knowing is half the battle.

  • June 9, 2010, 11:32 a.m. CST

    Should call it Die Hardest, and yes, Avatar should be a lesson

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    to all. A true classic, and evidence if you bring quality people will respond. But I don't have any faith whatsoever in Fox heeding those lessons. Harry is living in la la land.<p>Also, what a badly written article - again. "Sly showed the movie to Arnold and Bruce..yah, yah" without any prior mention of what that movie was. Oh yeah - The Expendables. That's right. The way it was written made it sound like Harry was talking about Die Hard 5 (which, of course, would be highly unlikely.) Harold, stop lounging by the pool, your IPad balanced precariously atop your mammoth gut, and pay attention to what you're writing, you sloppy, overly self-satisfied waste of oxygen.

  • June 9, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Why not just call it Fantastic Four Reboot

    by lettersoftransit

    And work in either a computer analogy or a scene wherein sue richards goes shopping for new boots

  • June 9, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    McClane vs Bauer

    by Professor_Bedlam

    Have them team up in a cross over movie. That would be interesting!

  • June 9, 2010, 11:34 a.m. CST

    How many more dumb titles can you fools come up with?

    by Mennen

  • June 9, 2010, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Cameron is directing it. It's based on the videogame.

    by UltraTron

    It's called Marvel Vs Capcom. It'll be the biggest superhero brawl ever filmed.

  • June 9, 2010, 11:36 a.m. CST


    by ABking

    Nuff said Fox!

  • June 9, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Die Hard 9 to5

    by notspock2

    "Bruno" can sing the theme song.

  • June 9, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Until Fox dumps Rothman nothing will change.

    by Jack Burton

    Fuck that little prick.

  • June 9, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    Commando 2: Electric Boogaloo

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    Matrix has to fight Bennett's even more camp twin brother, bent on revenge for his brother's untimely death. Sly's Barney Ross pops up in a cameo and provides Matrix with a vial of human growth hormone, smuggled through Australian customs, which inflates Matrix's cock to three times the size, impaling the flaming queen through the abdomen. "I hate small cock", quips Matrix.

  • June 9, 2010, 11:48 a.m. CST


    by The Dark Nolan

    Those blow ass!!!!

  • June 9, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    As Long As They Release It Back During The 1980s

    by Acquanetta

    Because really, that's apparently the only way fans are ever going to be satisfied with another sequel- to ANY franchise. Just look at some of the criticisms in this thread: "They're only making it to milk a franchise!" (I can only assume that anyone that can say that with a straight face doesn't actually remember the 1980s.) "Live Free Or Die Hard was a stupid title!" Oh yes, the latter was nowhere near as serious as "Die Hard With A Vengeance" or the brilliant tagline "Die Harder".

  • June 9, 2010, 11:53 a.m. CST

    I'd like to see Willis do more comedy

    by Cletus Van Damme

    He was great on Moonlighting and kills every time he's on Letterman.

  • June 9, 2010, 11:54 a.m. CST

    Heard they're going with the all-teen Ultimates FF...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob which case I'd give even less of a rat's ass about this movie than I did the godawful Tim Story versions. Same thing goes for Spider-teen.

  • June 9, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    TheNewDirector Re: Mortal Kombat

    by JettL1993

    the mortal kombat "test reel" was nothing to do with amovie, it was a mock trailer made up as viral marketing for the movie. I'm not saying it won't become a movie but the idea that it's a test reel is bogus, right now theres no plans to make another mortal kombat movie (although with the buzz this viral trailer is causing, it wouldn't suprise me if something starts moving)

  • June 9, 2010, 12:25 p.m. CST


    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    Are you upset at homeland security because...<p> takes them four hours to search you? </p> :-P <p>Seriously, they are doing a great job keeping idiots from stealing planes. Instead of criticizing them, why not thank them for performing their thankless jobs? </p> 'Nuff said?

  • June 9, 2010, 12:29 p.m. CST

    Point goes to Cccchhhrrriiisssssmmm

    by D.Vader

  • June 9, 2010, 12:32 p.m. CST


    by TheDrow

    Well said. Here's to hoping Bruce or at least someone related to him is listening.

  • June 9, 2010, 12:33 p.m. CST

    Fantastic Four 3: 2/1

    by Mankind

    The climax can involve math or some crap.

  • June 9, 2010, 12:42 p.m. CST

    If DH 24/7 is not rated R, then fuck it...

    by Bill Clay

    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice...

  • June 9, 2010, 12:44 p.m. CST

    Die, Hard Problem McClaine Has to Deal With! Die!

    by Mankind

    And at the end the police chief who's been arguing with JOhn the whole movie can say, "I guess John McLaine was the hardest problem of all. And boy am I ever glad."

  • June 9, 2010, 12:45 p.m. CST

    Ya Harry


    As if AVATAR was "QUALITY" it looked nice and that was it.

  • June 9, 2010, 12:46 p.m. CST

    I vote for DIE HARD: HAM!

    by finky089

  • June 9, 2010, 12:51 p.m. CST


    by robertplant

    Crispen Glover: Mr F Michael Clark Duncan: Thing Tom Cruise: Human Flamer Blowey Sevigny: The Invisible Chick (On second thought, cast NOONE as the invisible chick.)

  • June 9, 2010, 1:01 p.m. CST

    and I'll buy DH5 tix

    by robertplant

    as long as Kevin Smith reprises his role as the fat boring idiot that kills the momentum of the shitty movie.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Re homeland security


    No, my problem was they didn't s earache me at all. They didn't do the standard in the USA chemical test to see if explosives were in my wheelchair, no pat down, I offered to stand for a wanding but they would rather ask if I had fun in Aruba. They were nice guys, but very devil may care, which just isn't gonna cut it.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:13 p.m. CST

    Fantastic Four: Rise of the Reboot

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    Karl Urban as Mr fantastic<P>Naomi Watts as the invisible woman<P>CGI the thing with the voice ofMicheal chicklis (why ruin a good thing)<P>Logan Lerman as The human torch<P>Top it all off with bruce greenwood as Doctor doom

  • June 9, 2010, 1:16 p.m. CST

    David Tennant

    by TheDrow

    There isn't anything David Tennant can't do. The man is awesome.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:29 p.m. CST

    harry, you're still in a wheelchair?

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    How's the weight loss going? i thought you were gonna update with pics and stuff after your surgery. Hope it's going good, i personally lost over 80 pounds about 2 years ago, saved my life. Will you have to be in the wheelchair forever?

  • June 9, 2010, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Aruba Customs.

    by fiester

    It is really weird going through all that nonsense they have set up down at the airport there--but totally worth it to go to Aruba.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:41 p.m. CST

    Die Hard 5: The 4 Hour Viagra Saga

    by dihay

  • June 9, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Tie-Dye Hard: Electric Gruber-loo

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    Or whatabout "Dies hard", but where the s in dies is actually a 5. Fox would eat that promotion right up. Die5 Hard - coming summer 2011

  • June 9, 2010, 2:23 p.m. CST

    Speaking of Aruba, Harry...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    ...were you there during the latest Joran Van Der Sloot murder in Peru? I imagine that he was in the news on Aruba...and the talk of the island!

  • June 9, 2010, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Lessons Fox Will Learn from Avatar

    by saultonofswing

    1. Plot and story aren't important. 2. Dialogue is even less important. 3. CGI + 3D = $$$ 4. All movies should be 2 1/2 hours. 5. Never question James Cameron. Ever. And that's how all new movies became Transformers 2 with Clash-of-the-Titans 3D conversions.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST


    by elgato73

  • June 9, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Don't make another FF!!!

    by darthwaz1

    Not until Marvel gets the movie rights back, so they can do crossovers with the other superhero films. I want to see all the Marvel heroes able to coexist and appear in each others films!

  • June 9, 2010, 4:39 p.m. CST


    by RPLocke

    And people will slam it before it's even released and it will go on to be the biggest box office hit of all time.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:47 p.m. CST

    Fantastic Four

    by Zorak5

    I've never been a huge Fantastic Four fan, but I always like Dr. Doom and thought, if done properly, he was make an excellent movie villain. After hearing negative things about the first movie, I never saw it or the sequel. But I think Doom deserves to have a great screen portrayal so I'm glad to hear they're rebooting. Hope they get it right this time. TDK raised the standard for comic book movie-making and I think people are less willing to accept half-assed comic adaptations these days. You can take a comic property, treat it with respect, and make it fun.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:05 p.m. CST

    No FF until Marvel retains it's rights back.

    by donkingkong

    Nuff said

  • June 9, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Avatar inspires studio to quality?

    by TheHumanBurrito

    How the fuck does that happen? "Look! If a shit movie is made with cutting edge effects and given big marketing, it does really well! Maybe we just haven't focused on our writing well enough." Yes, I'm sure that the writing of Avatar is what studios are looking at, certainly not the latest quick bucks gimmick!

  • June 9, 2010, 5:58 p.m. CST

    Die Hard R

    by Read and Shut Up

    ...two birds. One stone. Next?

  • June 9, 2010, 6 p.m. CST

    Goddammit guys...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...they're gonna base the new FF on Ultimate FF. This means it defintely won't be based at all on the classic, Lee/Kirby (plus countless writers and artists since who tried, mostly unsuccessfully to bottle that particular lightning one more tim), it'll be based on Joe Quesada's lame-ass, teenaged rump-FF. And it will suck. Get used to it.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:04 p.m. CST

    Harry - They Didn't "Ear Ache" You?

    by Read and Shut Up that the next level of torture after waterboarding? What the fuck big guy?

  • June 9, 2010, 6:04 p.m. CST

    Welcome back Harry...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...You were most likely safe in Aruba now that the Peruvians have Van Der Sloot locked up. Here's hoping they pipe a continuous loop of Peruvian pan-flute music into that bastard's rat-infested cell for the next 35 years!

  • June 9, 2010, 7:16 p.m. CST

    Die? Hardly.

    by Hesiod2k7

  • June 9, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    Avatar "Quality?"

    by lewarcher1949

    OOooooooookay........ As for Die Hard 5, how about "Die Hard: 24"? John Mclane and Jack Bauer team up? No more idiotic than the last Die Hard movie.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    Fantastic Four: Give it some class

    by animatronicmojo

    I'd love to see it set in the early 1960's, Mad Men style. Reed Richards and Sue Storm should have some gravitas fer crissakes. They're not kids. George Clooney and Nicole Kidman would look great in these, what with their cartoonishly supernatural beauty. It would be nice to feel something for them, to feel like they really loved each other. I actually liked Chris Evans as Johnny Storm, but if he's gotta go be Cap, then fine, Nathan Fillion would be great. He and Chiklis would be great foils for each other, and I would definitely keep Chiklis, who nailed Ben Grimm and The Thing- but not a rubber suit, folks. The Thing needs to be twice that size, so CGI is inevitable, I suppose, but let's please skip right to the rocky texture, OK? And, yes, if the villain has to be Dr. Victor Von Doom, please make him the cold-hearted man-in-the-iron-mask monarch of Latveria, not some fey disgruntled former metal-man colleague who steals masks from shop windows. (Oh, the indignity.) Although, instead of the tired megalomaniac villain storyyarn, a more entertaining movie would perhaps involve the Krull-Skree war. Yeah, that's right, set it during the space race and move it back into space with hardcore alien Kirbytech. Include The Watcher and Galactus (who is not a fucking cloud), and *boom* then you've got a Fantastic Four movie. <br> Never happen in a million years.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    Fantastic Four -- without a gay Dr. Doom!

    by Hesiod2k7

  • June 9, 2010, 7:30 p.m. CST


    by AzulTool

    And, I'm no Lakers fan either. Anyway, Indy V rumor is dead. Fuck George Lucas.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Reed was written as too much of a dilhole.

    by Hesiod2k7

    Reed is not the nutty professor. He's brilliant AND a highly competent and respected leader. Johnny has to be played by a younger actor. He is Sue's hotshot kid brother. Chris Evans was spot on. Chiklis was OK.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST


    by notallowed2bedrew

    Wow! Harry was in Aruba? Good for you, Harry. How many times did you mention it in this one article? I see nothing has changed at the "Me Me Me". I see that the oh-so-important "writers" still include their names in as many of their headlines as they can "cleverly" fit them into. So, I assume that Harry and his a$$kissers still explain to us what makes a movie cool in every one of their reviews?

  • June 9, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    Goonies never say "Die"! Hard

    by My friends call me Killjoy

    Sorry, I had to.

  • June 9, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    At least if they do it again, make Thing Hulk Sized!

    by zekmoe

    I mean, there's precedent in the comics to make him 7ft tall and 1000 lbs. Over do it already!!! Bigger, baddter and more clobberin!

  • June 9, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    A Fantastic Four movie will prob always suck because...

    by P.Venkman

    their powers suck...(maybe with the exception of the Human Torch).

  • June 9, 2010, 9:24 p.m. CST

    Fantastic Four... Reborn??

    by Triple_J_72

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... How do you think Tim Story and company feels right now?

  • June 9, 2010, 9:56 p.m. CST

    Who CARES how Tim Story feels about the FF reboot?

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    That idiot completely ruined what should've been a great film franchise. He, along with Joel Shumacher and Bryan Singer, is one of the three Horsemen of the Apocalypse when it comes to making comic book films. They SUCK!<p>Not sure who the fourth Horseman is, yet, though...

  • June 9, 2010, 10:07 p.m. CST


    by animatronicmojo

    That would be Brett Ratner

  • June 9, 2010, 10:08 p.m. CST

    don't care about FF, just make sure die hard kicks ass

    by Waka_Flocka

  • June 9, 2010, 10:57 p.m. CST

    Amber Heard as Sue Storm

    by lock67ca

    I'd love to see that. Fits the role much better than Alba ever could

  • June 10, 2010, 12:48 a.m. CST

    Dare I hope for a REAL Doctor Doom...

    by Boober

    Genius, Mastermind, Politician, and BadAss rolled into one.Tony Stark meets Hannibal Lector meets Einstein/Newton with a bit of Teddy would be glorious.

  • June 10, 2010, 12:51 a.m. CST

    PS. Production Porno is not quality...

    by Boober

    and Big Box Office does not mean it was the best EVAHR!!!!! Case and Point: How to Train Your Dragon Sh!ts All OVER Avatar in terms of story and movie quality.

  • June 10, 2010, 1:44 a.m. CST

    It's kinda funny

    by california_mtz

    Everyone is lamenting that they need to do Dr. Doom right this time but regarding the Superman franchise people are saying PLEASE no more Lex Luthor! I guess that says something about how rad Dr. Doom is and how kinda lame Luthor is and DC comics in general. <p>Marvel > DC, 616>Ultimate

  • June 10, 2010, 1:52 a.m. CST

    Luthor isn't lame

    by lock67ca

    He just needs a better plan than some dumbass real estate scheme.

  • June 10, 2010, 2:07 a.m. CST

    Bruce as an Aging

    by CimmerianWarrior

  • June 10, 2010, 2:09 a.m. CST

    Bruce as an aging rockstar

    by CimmerianWarrior

    I wanna rock and roll all nite and DIE HARD EVERY DAY.

  • June 10, 2010, 2:10 a.m. CST

    Bruce goes into porn

    by CimmerianWarrior

    He takes too muc h viagra Die from a HARD ON

  • June 10, 2010, 2:11 a.m. CST

    Die hard

    by CimmerianWarrior

    Bruce goes into IHOP and has an all you can eat breakfast buffet Die Hard from Fried Lard

  • June 10, 2010, 2:15 a.m. CST

    Expendables new title

    by CimmerianWarrior

    As a prank, Arnold Schwarzenegger gives all the expendables what they think are steroids to help them beat the bad guys and it turns out to be Viagra, cue The Expandables

  • June 10, 2010, 2:58 a.m. CST

    Die Hard Fast and Furious

    by Shubniggorath

    McClane goes undercover to investigate illegal street rac...

  • June 10, 2010, 3:22 a.m. CST

    Die Hard On 2 Tabs of Viagra


  • June 10, 2010, 3:22 a.m. CST

    make that 5 tabs


  • June 10, 2010, 3:24 a.m. CST

    Die Hard For Real This Time


    He dies at the end, but they bring him back as Robocop and it's the Robocop reboot origin story.

  • June 10, 2010, 5:55 a.m. CST

    Die Hard is dead, guys, admit it already

    by AsimovLives

    And Die Hard 4 proved it.

  • June 10, 2010, 6:01 a.m. CST

    All our beloved franchises are dead:

    by AsimovLives

    Star Wars, Star Trek, Indiana Jones, Die Hard, Alien, Predator. They are all dead. All they are doing now is dragging their corpses in the street and paiting them flashy colours and trying to pass as if they are still alive and kicking. It's an atrocity exhibition what Hollywood is doing to this once great franchises. They are dead now, all we are watching now is this souless zombies mercilessly exploited for oportunistic crass commercial gain. They are dead, dead, dead. We better start admiting this.

  • June 10, 2010, 7:52 a.m. CST

    Bruce Willis sucks Mr. T's balls

    by BumLove

    He does.

  • June 10, 2010, 9:55 a.m. CST

    Fantastic Four redone right

    by deelzbub

    All done Kirby-style, with an attack by the Mole-man, and some GIANT fucking monsters! If you gotta bring Doom into it, just do the backstory to set him up for the second (fourth)film.<P> It would be even cooler if they made it a period piece, and set it in 1963,a la Mad Men, but I'm sure that is too much to wish for! That for sure would set it apart from the other lukewarm versions of the FF.

  • June 10, 2010, 10:44 a.m. CST

    Die Hard 5: Totally fucking impossible to kill

    by Darth Macchio

    That was my suggested title for the 3rd one prior to it's release. Since that movie was the last worthy DH movie, I coined my genius title for the 4th film.<p>Tragically, my only option was to censor the word "fucking" as the new kid-friendly PG-13 approach would not allow for such scary things as the letters 'f', 'u', 'c', 'k', 'i', 'n', 'g' placed together in such a way that the very fabric of reality itself could possibly unravel.<p>This is a big deal folks!<p>Needless to say, I elected to hold onto my integrity and said, "Sorry, no title ideas from me. Now fix me a sandwich!"<p>I like sandwiches. I know most potato chips are bad for you but a nice sandwich and some potato chips always makes me smile and laugh and throw rocks at children.

  • June 10, 2010, 1:37 p.m. CST

    I like the idea of it being in the 60's, or it

    by Dingbatty

    could be in a 60's-esque alternate universe (I suppose that's what it is, with all the Kirby-tech, anyway). Get Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick to write and direct. Later when Marvel/Disney twists some arms and gets the property back, the universes can meld, or the FF and their rogues' gallery can travel through a portal to the Marvel Studios 'verse.

  • June 10, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    Die Hard Mother Fucker

    by Jaka

    Rated NC-17 with Bruce Willis standing in the middle of four walled room with a door on each side and a massive pile of guns and ammunition in the middle. Then, for the entirety of the film he can kill the shit out of people as they randomly enter through different doors. Before, during and after each kill he'll spout off a witty line of curse filled dialogue. That oughta make people happy.

  • June 11, 2010, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Die Hard: Viagra Overdose

    by orcus

  • June 15, 2010, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Anna Torv ("Fringe") for Sue Storm in FF reboot

    by The Gipper

    Enough said. I like the idea of Nathan Fillion as Reed Richards. Also saw Joshua Jackson (also of "Fringe") mentioned for Johnny Storm.

  • June 17, 2011, 6:17 p.m. CST

    Orcus remember this

    by orcus