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UPDATE W/ COMMENT FROM FRANK MARSHALL INDY 5 May Be About...

Merrick again... Frank Marshall has responded to Stuff's INDY 5 plotline story (linked below) via his Twitter stream.
The rumor about INDY 5 is completely false. Nothing has changed, we are not shooting next year and still in the research phase...
Might've been grand not to let the story hang in the ether for over 24 hours (which is a dangerous eternity on The Net), but there you have it...



Merrick here...
An award winning New Zealand news site called Stuff has a scoop about the next INDIANA JONES adventure. While the info below can't be confirmed at this time, it's important to remember that...in the past...many scoops of this nature (from far more unlikely sources) have proven to be 100% accurate. So, don't take this to the bank quite yet...but nor should you dismiss it until we've received some sort of official denial about the following. As such, note that there are POSSIBLE SPOILER AHEAD!!
Indiana Jones 5 will begin shooting next year, and much of the plot line will be centered around the Bermuda Triangle, an area over the North Atlantic Ocean where a number of aircraft are said to have disappeared. "George (Lucas) and Steven (Spielberg) have been working on a script and it's almost there," a source explained. "Harrison is on stand-by for filming next year. This looks like being an emotional and exciting conclusion to the franchise, with Indy facing his biggest challenge yet." [EDIT] "Shia LaBeouf has a central role again as Indy's son but this will be a blockbuster made in the old fashioned way rather than the CGI efforts of the last movie," the source added.
...says Stuff HERE. A big thanks to Warren for pointing us towards the news - it'll be interesting to see how this plays out. If this happens, I'm not sure what to think about The Bermuda Triangle being involved, although I suspect the story wouldn't hinge on The Triangle itself as much as the oddness/possibilities within it. For a brief moment, I thought KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL was gonna zap Indy & Co. to another dimension during its finale (it felt like they were setting up that possibility). Perhaps something along those lines might happen here? By the way, I'm gonna take this moment to once again steer you towards a very interesting book abouit the making of the four INDY films to date: THE COMPLETE MAKING OF INDIANA JONES by J.W. Rinzler (available HERE). Rinzler's the same dude who brought us the even more amazing MAKING OF STAR WARS (HERE) and will soon be giving THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK the same treatment. If you haven't ever taken a look at these books and you Geek for these movies, consider doing so. They're nice. Hope someone wakes up Harrison this time...
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  • June 8, 2010, 10:22 a.m. CST

    "INDY 5 May Be About..."

    by jim

    5 years too late

  • June 8, 2010, 10:23 a.m. CST

    hmm

    by jbbroy40

    first

  • June 8, 2010, 10:23 a.m. CST

    sigh i hope no cgi crapfest

    by godhatesusall

    is this good news? i mean it has a chance as long as GL don't try to write it

  • June 8, 2010, 10:25 a.m. CST

    If Kasdan is behind the script, I'm in!

    by Gorgomel

  • June 8, 2010, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Indy 5 may be about

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Stupid.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Shia lol

    by DigitalDong

    Why god. why?

  • June 8, 2010, 10:27 a.m. CST

    Cue the Indy is old jokes in 3...2...1

    by Creative1

    Indiana Jones and the Search for nursing home.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Why bother??

    by JZM

  • June 8, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST

    INDY 5 May Be About...

    by LaserPants

    THE WORST IDEA I CAN POSSIBLY THINK OF. I mean, after Indy 4? Indy 4 making The Phantom Menace look like Empire Strikes Back by comparison.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST

    It's gonna take a lot more than...

    by Marksman91

    removing the overuse of CGI to make this an awesome Indy movie. And no, I'm not gonna say Shia has to be taken away, a sidekick has never made an Indy movie bad. They have to do this film in a way that makes us think like Indy 4 never happened. And NO FUCKING ALIENS! Other than that, I'd say the Bermuda Triangle is an interesting starting point.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Ok, I can see another Indy film...

    by Uridium

    But Shea really needs to stay "directly below the enemy's scrotum" and far away from this film.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones And The Search For The Lucas Who Doesn't Suck

    by LaserPants

    He was apparently murdered sometime between ESB and ROTJ.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST

    JZM

    by Merrick

    The last film made $787 million (+). That's why they'd bother.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Less CGI is a good thing

    by WickedChicken37

    Less Labeouf would be better.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:31 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Finger of Doom

    by HapaPapa72

    Now I even catch the Ford Finger of Doom in his early stuff, like (!) Empire Strikes Back. But I like the no CGI idea.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:32 a.m. CST

    old harrison and shia

    by imagegod

    getting into shenanigans again just makes me want to take a nap. ugh, depressing to see a once great franchise drown in a pool of it's own waste. just fucking stop this embarrassment already.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:33 a.m. CST

    Bermuda Triangle? Not f-ing aliens again!?

    by Kain_Bloodstone

    I'm guessing that this has something to do with Atlantis - that they go through some kind of portal at the Bermuda Triangle and end up in Atlantis. Here's my Indy joke: Indiana Jones and the Search For Incontinence Pants.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:33 a.m. CST

    CGI the ending of Close Encounters so it's Harrison Ford getting

    by Hiplainsdrifter

    Like they did in Star Wars with Darth Vader. It would make sense to have him disappear in the Triangle and then release Close Encounters with updated CGI and have Harrison Ford be amongst the people getting off the ship. Then we could have Indy in the mordern day - for Indy 6.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:33 a.m. CST

    now, i'm a vfx guy...

    by Obscura

    ...and id absolutely love a new Indy film that used 100% practical effects. I'd even go as far to say that i dont mind being able to see the wires (so to speak), dont even try to hide the fact.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:33 a.m. CST

    So Harry's limp dick just called...

    by ghost_of_eggsalad

    This will be another complete disappointment.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:33 a.m. CST

    "STRIEKS BACK"?

    by annie_michael_hall

    Spl.? Am I missing something?

  • June 8, 2010, 10:33 a.m. CST

    I like Laserpants' idea better.

    by HapaPapa72

    I think the evil George Luucas ate the original.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Also I'm guessing Time Travel

    by annie_michael_hall

    They will BTTF 2 this movie and make the Bermuda Triangle their portal to the other Indy adventures. Then we can see how Indy and Jughead, or whatever Shia's name is, actually helped Indy get the Ark, defeat Mola Ram, and chose the right Grail, etc.... Thereby wrecking the entire franchise.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:37 a.m. CST

    CGI

    by enderandrew

    They do go with a lot of practical effects last time out. Even that crazy alien door at the end was a real working device done with practical effects. The ants and monkeys were CGI, but it wasn't a CGI film completely.<p>Is it too much to ask to see Indy actually save the day as opposed to getting captured and watching the villians do whatever they want?<p>And am I the only one who thought they were going to kill Marion in Indy IV?

  • June 8, 2010, 10:37 a.m. CST

    Let me guess...

    by Mooly

    The story will be about Indy and his wacky sidekicks being given a magical item for no reason other than to push the plot forward. The whole movie will consist of 2 hours of Indy running from bad guys who want this magical item for their own nefarious plans. the item will also be the answer to any and all mystical obsticles Indy comes across. At the end of the movie a magical force solves everything for everybody and the movie ends. In conclusion...Indy 4 sucked ass and I don't expect much more from part 5 considering they took way longer to put 4 together.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:38 a.m. CST

    Not if Lucas has his way.

    by The Dark Nolan

    Come on, Lucas is in love with CGI, he'll probably push for Avatar cameras. I can see it now, Indy and Shia crash on a remote Island inside the Bermuda Triangle where an ancient Alien race lives and Indy must convince them not to make war with the rest of the world. But the Aliens say they must because we humans are destroying the planet's ecosystem. CGI CGI CGI!!!!!!!

  • June 8, 2010, 10:38 a.m. CST

    SPELL CHECK!

    by RETURN_of_FETT

    Fucking Christ was a hackneyed, thrown together scrap yard of an article!</p>As for the content, I'm totally down for Indy in the Bermuda Triangle. It's a phenomenon that is rarely mentioned in pop culture anymore. I hope they tie Atlantis into it.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:38 a.m. CST

    i'd rather just watch

    by imagegod

    the episode of south park where the boy's 'friend' gets raped. turns out the friend is indy and he's getting raped over and over by spielberg and lucas, in classic movie rape scenes like deliverance. lucas is even doing the 'squeal like a pig, boy!' squeeeeeee!' so funny, so very true.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Indy IV was bad, but not terrible

    by enderandrew

    It wasn't the worst film in the history of mankind. Can we tone down the hyperbole for a little bit? There are far worse movies out there.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...and the Missing Days-of-the-Week Pill Container. Or maybe Indiana Jones and the Early Bird at the Kountry Kitchen Buffet. Or Indiana Jones Vs. The Touch of the Rheumatiz... In His Right Knee.

  • What will it be this time? Lucas raping a baby Indiana Jones? Harry will enjoy that I guess.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:41 a.m. CST

    CG has become a crutch.

    by Shut the Fuck up Donny

    When film-makers are forced to deal with limitations, it gets their creative juices flowing. <p> As of late, filmmakers with fairy impressive resumes have shown that their quality drops with an increase in CGI availability. This would clearly include Spielberg, Lucas, and Zemekis. Jackson's getting dangerously close after King Kong. Romero was better before he used computers (but admittedly, he's just been running out of steam). Although I did enjoy Avatar to an extent, I'm going to add Cameron (as I greatly prefer his pre-Titanic stuff). Hell, Bay was even a *little* more fun before his films became absolute CG-fests. <p> The bottom line is is if George and Steven can force themselves to work within the scope of practical effects--like this rumor says they are considering--then I'm willing to stay hopeful.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:41 a.m. CST

    George Lucas is possessed by an evil entity...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...that lives in the pouch under his chin.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:43 a.m. CST

    Bermuda Triangle?

    by My friends call me Killjoy

    Audiences want to see something tie into an artifact. They need to keep it simple. Excalibur would be perfect (I don't care if they did it in a video game or comic book already, damn it!).

  • June 8, 2010, 10:43 a.m. CST

    Too bad they wasted the U.F.O. angle on 4 . . .

    by Nice Marmot

    . . . bring on the gill men!!! Damn, this makes me want a completely retro Johnny Quest movie . . .

  • June 8, 2010, 10:44 a.m. CST

    No Shia!

    by satansteve

    Why Shia? He's not funny, he's not that great an actor (far too jittery) and was one of the worst things about Indy 4. Why is Spielberg in love with this guy?!

  • June 8, 2010, 10:44 a.m. CST

    At the end of the film we discover...

    by annie_michael_hall

    that the adventures in this film and in Crystal Skull were actually purgatory and Shia was just a manifestation of Indy's own insecurity about the relationship with his father. Sean Connery has a cameo at the end in a church after Indy keeps fighting off the realization. You get the picture.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:44 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Last Will and Testament

    by Shut the Fuck up Donny

  • June 8, 2010, 10:46 a.m. CST

    Quit raping my childhood!

    by beetlegeuse

  • June 8, 2010, 10:47 a.m. CST

    Not a credible source

    by seraph1m

    Not a chance! Stuff NZ is the internet outlet of the fairfax media group, who publish many of the dailies. They have no international sources of their own and only report what they find on the major news channels. The ink on Indy 5 does not even put a name to the info,... this is just something they gleaned from another source. Serious doubt on this. Maybe aintitcool can make a call and verify this lean came from within.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:49 a.m. CST

    I can allow Crystal Skulls to exist as long as...

    by Wolfman Nards

    Indy 5 is good. Last Crusade spared Temple of Doom. Very glad to hear that they're dumping the CG. That fucking cartoon prairie dog can suck a cheetah's dick.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Indy needs his Holy Grail moment again.

    by Rorschach1

    Crystal Skull had good moments, and some terrible terrible ones. I Just think they need to end this with something as epic as the Last Crusade moment, trying to get the grail before it falls. Legendary, ya know? I know it's weird but Indiana Jones does so much better when there is something he's searching for, and if I can be frank, if it's biblical. Not that Temple of Doom was bad obviously, but look at Last Crusade and Raiders of the Lost Ark versus that.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:50 a.m. CST

    I'm hopefully because spielberg is writing it as well

    by Professor_Bedlam

    If there is a person that can reel in Lucas it is Steven S. And if we look at the history of Indy films the first was amazing the second was good the third back to great and the forth in my opinion was ok. so if all goes to the plan the next and last one should be great as well. And less CGI is great!

  • June 8, 2010, 10:51 a.m. CST

    I meant to say hopeful instead of hopefully.

    by Professor_Bedlam

  • June 8, 2010, 10:53 a.m. CST

    But what of my childhood dreams?!

    by OceanWang

    Will they be in 24fps?

  • June 8, 2010, 10:54 a.m. CST

    What about Spear of Destiny?

    by Rorschach1

    They for some reason threw a version of it into God of War III but I'm talking about the mythical version. The Roman spear that pierced Jesus's side and was said to give the person holding it the power of God. I mean, not Biblical of course, but it does derive from a Biblical source. I think that would be an interesting pursuit. Potentially more so than the Bermuda Triangle.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Everybody's rushing cos of 2012

    by Kain_Bloodstone

    The end of the world! Usually Indy 5 wouldn't be expected until 2015, but looks like they're gearing up for a summer 2012 release. So...2012 could give us Batman 3, Superman, The Hobbit and Indy 5. Could be an interesting year...and then we'll blow up. Yipee!

  • June 8, 2010, 10:57 a.m. CST

    How about this for a plot...

    by br1947

    A surviving Nazi kills Mutt in the first 5 minutes to get back at Indy, Indy spends the rest of the movie tracking the Nazi back to his hiding place in Atlantis, aka The Burmuda Triangle.<br><br>There, I fixed your story for you Mr Lucas, please do not add CGI animals nor any kiddie crap

  • June 8, 2010, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Sounds really inmteresting....

    by BetaRayBill07

  • June 8, 2010, 11 a.m. CST

    INDY 5 May Be About...

    by Toilet_Terror

    MAKING SOME FAT CASH

  • June 8, 2010, 11:01 a.m. CST

    WTF? STOP HATING. They know - They'll get it right.

    by Mennen

    The movie made over 700 million so all of our whining only goes so far but they "know" -- They'll get it right this time. They're geeks at heart so it's a matter of pride for them at this point.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:01 a.m. CST

    That making of book is awesome

    by D.Vader

    I've got it on my coffee table. I love the early designs for Raiders where the Nazi general has a mechanical arm that turns into a machine gun. Bizarro.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Spiderman Reboot May Be About...

    by Bodacious_Crumb

    ..Jamie Bell's debut as Peter Parker.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:02 a.m. CST

    If this happens....

    by WojcickiRich

    They need to go back to some old school methods: 1) GET VIC ARMSTRONG & team! The man's stunt work for the first 3 films was spectacular. It was the death defying nature of the original trillogy that made Indiana Jones such a thrill 2) Adapt to Ford's speed. At 69 you can't have Ford tearing it up like he used to, BUT the beauty to the Indiana Jones character was always his intelligence and resourcefulness. USE THAT! 3) A GOOD SCRIPT! David Koepp can eat trough of DICKS! We need some structure and intelligence. Maybe not so much bubble gum malarkey, either. Jones needs some grit back in his teeth 4) GET A GOOD OLD SCHOOL Villains! Raider's had classic villains. I'd rather them go out on a limb and use the half robo/pre production design Toht, than a giant Russian who has one line and he's our big secondary. The big guy's job is to pop up, get beat/shot/chopped then die. Ask Pat Roach (the god damned man) 5) WOMEN! Imagine a married Indiana Jones laying it down on the young impressionable ladies! And if his son's following again, Marion'll find that shit out. Then we get: Indy: "Hey I'm home" MArion:*PUNCH* 6) LOCATIONS!! A close second to the stunt work, locations made the original trilogy. Indiana Jones is about globe hopping adventure. What kick ass foreign treasures and lands will Indy need to visit to reach his true destination? Get out of library, and get back in the field! 7) Spielberg needs to get back in the game! I'm sorry but the directing on Crystal skull was just lazy and uninspired. And i LOVE Spielberg! He needs to get back some of the excitement and passion that made the originals... well.. so original! Maybe he should milk Douglas Slocomb's brain on camera work, or jsut study Raiders! I think if all this stuff happens, then we may have a KICK ASS INDIANA JONES FLICK. This isn't a series like Star Wars where we can swap out actors, and hope of greater future titles can keep us going. Harrison Ford IS Indiana Jones, and we sadly won't have him able to hold up that title, in the capacity we'd like to see him, for much longer. Lets see if it follows the theory of every odd numbered Jones being amazing, whilst every even is shite (Love to Temple of Doom, but it is the weakest link of the originals)

  • June 8, 2010, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Stuff NZ source........

    by seraph1m

    Stuff are just reprinting the same news from one of the dailies published by fairfax, the story ran in the Dominion Post, the only major daily for the capital Wellington. Here is the link to the same story on their site http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/entertainment/3786936/Indy-5-going-back-to-its-roots ... yet no journalist has put their name to the ink. It's gone viral though, as four other entertainment sites are now reporting the same story, all crediting Stuff or the Dominion with their source...yet Fairfax have not provided any reason to trust the nameless ink. I do not at all doubt that the right people might be in Wellington right now..it is "Wellywood" afterall, but until fairfax back it up by giving us the reporters name...no reason to trust this. Award winning site....baaaahahahahahahahaha!!! , as they say on the L&P ads..'World Famous in New Zealand!'

  • June 8, 2010, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Fountain of Youth

    by Yamato

    He finds Ponce de Leon, and then Indy drinks the water, gets young and Spielberg and Lucas can do 100 more movies, each one stupider then the last

  • June 8, 2010, 11:03 a.m. CST

    That Indiana Jones Book...

    by Bodacious_Crumb

    ...is pretty sweet. I was actually lucky enough to have it at my public library.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:04 a.m. CST

    They will deny this. The 'no CGI' part is just fanwank

    by performingmonkey

    They know the fans want it to be more of an old-fashioned adventure but will we get it? No. There definitely should be SOME CGI but it doesn't need to overwhelm the movie. And where were the balls-out moments present in all 3 past Indy flicks?? Not one moment do you think 'cool' (maybe when they're riding the bike, that was the best part of the whole film cause it felt momentarily like old Indy)

  • June 8, 2010, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Just caught SKULL again on cable last night...

    by blackwood

    I've defended elements of the film before (Blanchette, LeBeouf, aliens, Atomic Age) and citing exactly where it went wrong (writing), but I forgot to add Marion to the pros list. Too brief by far, but her cameo is pretty great. I also liked the way it dealt with aging -- present but not overwhelming.<p>I never raged over SKULL -- disappointing in regards to the series, but I didn't hate myself for watching it or the parties involved for making it. It's just a bit... flat, cartoony, a series of sometimes incredible moments slapped together in a very uninspired way.<p>Terry Gilliam said of Spielberg after WOTW: "...Steven Spielberg is a man who makes brilliant scenes but can't make a movie anymore." I think the statement better applies to SKULL than WOTW. If they move forward on INDY 5 I hope they can recapture some of the old magic.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Drinks at Fountain of Youth, turns into Nathan Fillion

    by br1947

    Geeks rejoice!

  • June 8, 2010, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Yamato

    by enderandrew

    Pirates 4 is about the Fountain of Youth. Not to mention the Holy Grail was too similar to the Fountain of Youth.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The Bullfrog-Necked Creator

    by Bodacious_Crumb

  • June 8, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    How did I.J. Sr. die if he drank from the grail?

    by Squashua

    Can someone answer that?

  • June 8, 2010, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Pink Triangle

    by MacReady452

    Indy's plane gets lost on a Bermuda Island inhabited by topless Amazon women. He has to fuck his way off the island before it's "too late".<p>By "too late" I mean, before the Cialis and cocaine wear off.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:07 a.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES and the

    by bobbofatz

    Raiders of your bank account. No but part 5 could be good. There is a chance.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Agreed. Complete making of book is great

    by ndally

    They have eveything including progress reports from certain days of filiming and first drafts of scripts. Everyone interested in the film making process needs to get this. It goes much further than the DVDs. Do show once again how much of a whore Lucas is they are releasing the star wars making of books seperate for each film vs the Indy book spanned the entire four films. Although i guess the star wars ones will be more in depth as a singular focus point. I wonder if they will stop at Jedi or do the prequels.. infact I take that back I don't wonder cause i don't care. Hey "making of" book guy do one of those making of books for Ghostbusters 1 and 2! They don't get enough love in the "making of" industry. Make it so

  • June 8, 2010, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Harrison Ford's Colostomy Bag just called

    by LargoJr

    ... said it's willing to sign on the doted line as it's almost CERTAIN to be kept full of shit for the foreseeable future, much like this franchise. [P] lets go down the list shall we? Raiders: pure awesome in a cup, scary, exciting, funny, dramatic. Establishes Marcus as a possible 'older version' of Indy himself, with the wisdom and regrets that come with Life's experiences. [P] Temple of Doom: substitutes corny gags for drama, slapstick for darker toned humor, and cute kids with sympathetic characters. Ditch Marion in favor of Steven's Wife at the time. [P] Crusades: Reduce Marcus to bumbling fool, introduce a FAR MORE charismatic character Actor as Henry Sr. Bring in ungodly hot but terribly uninteresting/unconvincing actress as the foil/love interest. LOTS more slapstick. [P] Crystal Skull: Shit on paper plate, fling it at wall, enhance it with CG, pop Ford and Shit LaBeef in front of the green screen. Drag Marion back and end the film with Indy looking like he's having his first openly gay kiss and he can't decide if he's enjoying it or not. Entire film UTTERLY devoid of either emotion or sincerity. [P] Indy 5: This will be the best one yet.. WE PROMISE!! We're fixing EVERYTHING!

  • June 8, 2010, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Crystal Skull

    by Koyaanisqatsi

    I second the request for toning down the Crystal Skull hatred? I mean yeah it's not a particularly good movie but at its heart it still acts like a fucking Indiana Jones flick. And to have Indy actively "save the day" is completely out of character. The whole series has hinged on the fact that he's almost a bumbling idiot who has mostly booksmarts and gets by on luck. Devin over at CHUD wrote a great editorial about how modern day movie geeks are fucking idiot snobs who want everything to be mainstream while claiming otherwise. He's right, if Evil Dead were released today you fucking twits would hate it. I'd suggest you all read it but... what good would it do?

  • June 8, 2010, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Squashua, he passed the seal

    by br1947

    that was my understanding at least, only immortal in the tomb where the knight was. Kinda makes the Grail useless though

  • June 8, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    The Bermuda Triangle sucks Indy in...

    by D.Vader

    And actually leads him to the city of Atlantis, where every other person from a plane and ship that has disappeared in the area now resides. The Atlanteans won't let then leave. Now Indy will have to find a way to escape.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    If you want to enjoy this film...

    by Mr Gorilla

    STOP READING ANY MORE SPOILERS!!!! Seriously, by the time I went to see Indy 4, I knew it would be South America, I knew Marion would turn up, I knew there would be aliens, I knew they would go to the warehouse, I knew that Shia LeBoef was his son. All of these things would have been delightful to discover when I saw the movie. I know this because I watched it at home with my wife, and she was totally unspoiled, and and she had a GREAT time with it. So lesson learnt.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    I really hate when I fuck up my script posts :(

    by LargoJr

    my apologies...

  • June 8, 2010, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Shit, someone beat me to it with Atlantis

    by D.Vader

  • Have Indy pursue the legendary sword of the equally legendary King Arthur. A Nazi-sympathizing pretender to the thrown of England wants the sword to become King. I know its lame, but it's still better than Indy IV

  • June 8, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    I'm not saying it was a brilliant film, by the way,...

    by Mr Gorilla

    ...but I imagine it was much better if you went in unspoiled. And despite everything people are saying above, I still think Harrison Ford was great in it.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    3 Things to remove from INDY 5

    by bobjustbob

    Lucas, Spielberg, LaBoef<p> Or will "splash the plane" become the new "nuke the fridge."

  • June 8, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Merrick, re. Ford's performance

    by Alan_Moore

    I actually take offense to the claims Ford "needed to be woken up" in IV. That is totally false. He was perhaps the only solid aspect in a disappointing film. As someone who has been watching him on screen since 1977, I saw nothing tired about his performance in IV. I doubt you did either, you're merely lumping his performance in with your overall disappointment in the movie. Ford is sleepy OFF screen, not on. I hope V goes forward and this whole team gets a chance to redeem themselves. But a new screenwriter, and maybe a new director, are needed.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Much better premise than aliens

    by SifoDyasJr.

    Just keep Indy away from lead-lined fridges, Mutt away from monkeys, and George away from the script.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:12 a.m. CST

    Indy loses an eye at some point.

    by MCVamp

    Let's see it happen here.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:12 a.m. CST

    "Made in the old fashioned way..."

    by Pumpkihn

    I only had to read that to know this is bollocks. George wouldn't put his name to something that isn't filled with CGI wankage. He'll probably want to make it 3D too.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Holy shit, Indy at the end of Close Encounters...

    by D.Vader

    So that Indy 6 is in the present day... That's bloddy fucking brilliant. Now throw in a visual reference to ET somewhere too, maybe one of them is on the mothership, and we will have successfully linked Close Encounters, ET, the Star Wars Saga, and the Indiana Jones stories into the same universe. Amazing.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:14 a.m. CST

    CRYSTAL SKULL was a bad movie

    by bobjustbob

    ... there's no snobbery in that. IMHO, YMMV.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:14 a.m. CST

    science vs. spirituality

    by yubnubrocks

    Something that I noticed is that the first 3 films dealt with spiritual issues, while KOTCS was more about science. I'd rather this one go back to the religious stuff. Much more interesting.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:15 a.m. CST

    total morons

    by Koyaanisqatsi

    The nuked fridge was fucking gold. Everybody fucking hates that shit but nobody hates people safely flying a rubber raft out of an airplane and then falling a thousand feet over a waterfall. You guys just DO NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!

  • June 8, 2010, 11:15 a.m. CST

    YOU KILLED MY LOVE FOR INDY

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

  • June 8, 2010, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Indy's Biggest Challenge Yet..?

    by Crow3711

    Incontinence. <p> No, but really, is this needed?

  • June 8, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Will the CGI furry critter be back?

    by windomearle39

    He was the talent on the last film.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Better yet...

    by yubnubrocks

    Just reboot the whole damn thing. Recast it, send it back to the 30s, bring back the Nazis. Hell, why not? Sawyer from LOST as Indy!

  • June 8, 2010, 11:17 a.m. CST

    Personally, I'm Glad Shia's Returning

    by Hufu Man

    No, seriously. The dude's got acting chops, and it's not his fault Speilberg and Lucas didn't use him to their advantage. I know Connery's retired, but imagine if they could get em' all back for the finale. 3 generations of Jones'. Pretty cool if they did it right.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    BRING BACK SHORT ROUND!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Kal Reeve

    That's the only way the Indiana Jones franchise can be truly redeemed.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    phone number for the Dominion Post

    by seraph1m

    Arts and Entertainment: 04-474-0067; 04-474-0350; news@dompost.co.nz International dailing code for NZ is 64.........give em a call Merrick...see if there is a real person to take credit for that Indy 5 ink.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:19 a.m. CST

    in 3D!

    by RayA

    You know it's coming...

  • June 8, 2010, 11:19 a.m. CST

    Now this is a great Indy Compilation

    by Lao_Che_Air_Freight

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIG4u5z7_54

  • June 8, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    Squashua

    by cyberskunk

    My take on this (maybe I am wrong) is that the grail would prevent you from aging but you needed to drink from it every day. The knight guarding the grail occasionally left but then kept having a change of heart and would go back and the lapse in drinking aged him... but... I guess maybe drinking fixes whatever other problem you have at the time but doesn't guarantee immunity from future issues. But, I haven't seen the movie since its initial release.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Y'know, I have rewatched Crystal Skull

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    There are terrible scenes(Monkey swinging, snake quicksand bit and a couple of others) but it does seem to fit a little better. Raiders is perfection, and I am one of the few who highly regards Temple of Doom. Yet when you compare it to the goofy highjinks of Last Crusade, it's pretty similar. <p> It is, however, much less adept with it's goofiness. Last Crusade had Connery going for it. The interplay and chemistry between him an Ford allowed you to look over it's faults. <p> So I guess, even though it still rates last in my Indy films, after a couple of more viewings I am getting a better view of where it sits. <p> I guess it all comes down to the fact that at it's worst it's still better than the entire Mummy trilogy, and at it's best we get to see Indy take punches Indy-style whilst surrounded by flesh-eating ants, only held at bay by a mystical Crystal Skull. <p> Let the insults fly people... I'm a big boy. I can take it.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    A matter of pride for them at this point?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    So... it WASN'T a matter of pride for them when they made IV?

  • June 8, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Koyaanisqatsi

    by Crow3711

    All logical people have made that argument. It's entirely accurate and yet, these people won't think about the old Indys in thatway. They refuse to see that scene as proposterous for sone reason. Indian guys ripping out still bleeding hearts? Gold. Nukes fridges? The death of a series. They are illogical fcktards. You won't convince anyone except the people who already get it. I agree tho, these people make zero sense

  • June 8, 2010, 11:22 a.m. CST

    I hope they bring back Marion as a love interest.

    by Bodacious_Crumb

    Who was that ridiculous love interest the last time?

  • June 8, 2010, 11:22 a.m. CST

    D. Vader

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    I never thought I'd say this, but damned good idea. Well, close (not perfect), but I totally forgot about the Atlantis thing. Good call, dude.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones & the Kids on the Lawn

    by cutest_of_borg

    Too obvious?

  • June 8, 2010, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Nuked fridge?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    You know, I could forgive that if the rest of it weren't such a piece of shit. Fucking swinging CGI monkeys?!?!? Marion's character becoming next to worthless?!?!? I could go on and on, but what's the point? The last one sucked. Plain old sucked.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:24 a.m. CST

    yubnubrocks

    by Bodacious_Crumb

    I'm feelin' ya.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Also, I don't have a problem with the fridge scene

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    and my favorite image of that year was Indiana Jones in front of a mushroom cloud...

  • June 8, 2010, 11:26 a.m. CST

    LOL! Nicely phrased, Bodacious Crumb

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    That character was definitely NOT the Marion Ravenwood we all love.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Maybe I'll watch this one

    by DrGoodspeed

    although, Lucas is fucking obsessed with CGI, so I'll just stick to the original 3.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Sawyer as Indy?!?!?!

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    I thought we wanted to get the stench of other bad productions outta the equation? Last thing I wanna do everytime I see Indy is wait for the purgatory non-explanation.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Hufu,

    by Rev. Slappy

    It will be interesting to see what happens since Shia criticized Steven in public. And taken a dump on Indy 4.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:30 a.m. CST

    bring back sallah!

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    I'm all for more indy (damn, i wish they continued to make these through the 90's) but i really want to see a few things<P>1)bring back sallah<P>2)limit shia, have him be a sidekick and not a plot point<P>3)make the item in question something religious or spiritual rather then something cosmic. I in no way hated the aliens at the end of KOtCS but i can't say i in any way loved them either, stick with something like the spear of destiny and you'll do fine

  • June 8, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    "I like Ike."

    by D.Vader

    I like that quote.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:34 a.m. CST

    Indy Jones and the fate of Atlantis

    by bobbyperusteeth

    Still one of the best games ever.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST

    WHO!!!MOTHER!!!FUCKING!!!CARES!!!

    by TehCreepyThinMan

    Fuck Spielberg and Lucas. Haven't those two fucked us in the ass enough? Don't you two money grubbing fucking cockroaches have enough BILLIONS?!? You can't take that cash with you when you both die, hopefully soon, and go to Hell. So why not spend the last remaining moments of your fucking lives trying to create some quality cinema.<br> <br>These fucking asswipes could have created a Roger Corman style company that could have sheparded the next generation of moviemakers but, instead, they use their money and power to produce fucking garbage like the Star Wars prequels and Transformers.<br> <br>The sooner these two are dead the better and then, maybe, cinema will be able to recover from the damage they have done.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:36 a.m. CST

    "Nuke the Fridge" is catchier than...

    by bobjustbob

    ... "raft over waterfall." Both scenes were brain-numbingly stupid.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Atlantis is 3D = Spileberg's Pandora

    by Kain_Bloodstone

    Didn't Spielberg say he wanted to create an immersive environment like Pandora, complete with strange peoples and flora and fauna? And Lucas must also be chomping at the bit to make a 3D film. Indy going to Atlantis via the Bermuda Triangle would allow them that. Indy would also find all the planes/ships that have gone missing and the crews...thus bumping into Abner Ravenwood!

  • June 8, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    That book IS outstanding

    by Jack Burton

    Even if you only want it for Raiders there is a wealthy of material there. I read everything up to Crystal Skull, then got bored. But for fans of the original trilogy (or even just Raiders) it is absolutely worth the price.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:38 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones & the...

    by thommcg

    search for a decent, fulfilling plot... I assume the swinging Shia + monkeys will be replaced by swimming Shia + Dolphins.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:38 a.m. CST

    "Last Crusade spared Temple of Doom."

    by MyScreenplayWasRejected

    Fuck you.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    by MyScreenplayWasRejected

    You're not the only one that likes Temple of Doom. That movie is genius compared to TLC and KOTCS. Indy actually is instrumental in saving the day instead of getting captured, yet again.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    "this will be a blockbuster made in the old fashioned way rather

    by dasheight

    Uh...They said they were going to shoot "Crystal Skull" in the old fashioned style, too. Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it. I'm a HUGE Indiana Jones fan, but they're going to have to make a masterpiece to get the taste of crap out of my mouth after "Crystal Skull".

  • June 8, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Nuked fridge, SciFi vs. Supernatural

    by D_T

    A couple of weekends ago, Sunday Morning had a piece on fridges and talked about that scene (the "expert" actually had the exact model on hand, hahaha "yeah, it might survive..."). I was Sofa King disappointed with Indy 5. It had a bunch of Indy components, just not assembled into something with heart. <p> I'm afraid a plot involving the Bermuda Triangle will go all SciFi again, and hell, it might even involve more of the same aliens (i.e., their portal back to Earf [©W.S.]), etc. <p> Yeah, there's definitely something about the supernatural (and especially material from christian theology) that makes Indy really work.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    "...with Indy facing his biggest challenge yet": HIS FANS

    by ricarleite2

    Just keep GL and Spielberg the fuck away from this movie, and it will do just fine. Hire Kasdan and Kershner, the REAL geniuses behind those two.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:46 a.m. CST

    i thought harrison was awake in crystal skull...

    by iwasredempted

    my impression was he still had something left in the tank. unfortunately crystal skull was just meh. what it lacked was a compelling psuedo mystical/religious macguffin. instead crystal skull became an albatross around the neck, it just didn't work for me. i hope to god this one works out better.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:46 a.m. CST

    Will they have alien..er I mean inter dimentional beings...

    by kravmaguffin

    Wait, how about time travel? That's a fresh under used idea... Here's a thought, let someone else write it. gfy

  • June 8, 2010, 11:46 a.m. CST

    Everyone loves 1 & 3

    by thepoohguy

    What do they have in common over 2 and 4...Religious artifacts. Stop trying to do weird stuff and go back to some religious artifacts. Maybe the sword David used to cut off Goliath's head...maybe the cross Jesus was crucified on...

  • June 8, 2010, 11:47 a.m. CST

    Koyaanisqatsi

    by thommcg

    Certain things are ridiculous & you can accept them, others... aren't. Bear in mind that this scene is preceded by Indy & co. following floating gun-powder(?) particles attracted to a magnetic source.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:50 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the LOST! Island of Mystery

    by Flip63Hole

    The last 1/6 of the movie will be spent showing "flash-purgatory" scenes of Indiana and son in the afterlife.

  • But having said that, after Kingdom of Crystal Skull, I doubt that there's anything that can get me excited about a new Indy movie. They ruined it THAT much.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    Holy fuck Jet is back... How we missed ye...

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    start spoutin some shit dude.... I'm in the mood for a laugh.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:53 a.m. CST

    Thanks br1947 and cyberskunk

    by Squashua

    Wikipedia entry for Dr. Jones Sr. didn't explain it at all.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:53 a.m. CST

    Ford

    by jae683

    I actually didn't think Harrison Ford was the problem with the last movie. Let's just hope they don't 'nuck the fridge' this time. Old age isn't kind to some directors and their sense of story, I guess.

  • This is a quote from 1987, right?

  • June 8, 2010, 11:53 a.m. CST

    a blockbuster made in the old fashioned way rather than the CGI

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    That sounds kind of suspicious, since we were promised OVER and OVER last time that it would be an old fashioned effort, even bothering to use the same film stock used in the 1980s instead of digital photography. I don't think it's possible to make a blockbuster film in the current era without a lot of CGI. Lucas is certainly a fan of using CGI instead of spending money on expensive sets and difficult location work. I'm always game for another Indy adventure, or at least one last ride for the greatest adventure hero of all time, but I hope they deliver closer to what they promise this time. I was one of the lonely defenders of "The Crytstal Skull", knowing it was far from perfect but not quite total garbage either. I'd like to see a "Rocky Balboa" for Indiana Jones.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:53 a.m. CST

    I bet the villians are invaders from the 8th Dimension!

    by Royston Lodge

    But will it feature a young Buckaroo Banzai? ;-)

  • June 8, 2010, 11:56 a.m. CST

    made in the old fashioned way rather than the CGI

    by ObiBen

    We heard that the last time around. We still got CGI car chases, stunts, stuntmen and stuntmonkeys.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:56 a.m. CST

    GET LARRY KASDAN ON THE HORN

    by Darth Busey

    No Kasdan, no Indy 5. Somebody has to be able to tell George that SOME of his ideas are ass. Spielberg is George's puppet. Always has been, always will be.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    It will be a CGI crapfest because George is involved

    by ATARI

  • June 8, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    Not even stupid JettL93 can save this TB

    by finky089

    his stupid faux "details" aren't even funny for this. The whoel idea of another Indy just stinks. I hope this is BS.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    "Drinks at Fountain of Youth, turns into Nathan Fillion"

    by SkidMarkedUndies

    This would beat Avatar's box office record HANDS DOWN!

  • June 8, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    I call bullshit!

    by slave to the one

    "his will be a blockbuster made in the old fashioned way rather than the CGI efforts of the last movie" That's exactly what they said about KotCS! As long as Lucas is involved, he will try to squeeze in as much crap CGI! I have no desire to see this, Indy will probably wind up being the person that finds the missing WWII planes and the ship that pops up in the desert from Close Encounters, then he'll be beamed up to the mother ship to shake hands with Richard Dreyfus!

  • June 8, 2010, 11:58 a.m. CST

    I wonder if Lucas

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    will ever be creatively involved in a decent film ever again. It seem doubtful at this point.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:59 a.m. CST

    MyScreenplayWasRejected.... It's funny,

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    I can freely admit that Raiders is a far better film. <p> But Temple of Doom is Waaaay more fun. Aside from the brilliant Willy/Indy Palace seduction scene, the best kid sidekick ever, beautifully choreographed pulp-style setpieces, and possibly the greatest last 25 minutes of film ever you are right. <p> It is the only Indy movie where he makes the heroic choice. He chooses to save the kids and the villagers and in doing so truly comes alive as an action hero.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:59 a.m. CST

    Indy and the ...............................

    by finky089

    Talkback of fake titles that can ramble on for days. Oh, how I miss those days of late 2006 and early 2007, sometimes. Before the "dark times." Before the release of KOTCS. <p> Indy 5: Nuke the Triangle!

  • June 8, 2010, noon CST

    An open to letter to the Lucas Family

    by sambafreak13

    Someone please tell George he is a horrible fucking writer...no one who works for him or with him has the stones to say this, but I feel like a family member could..just tell him he sucks at it and he needs to stop...and it'll be okay, because he still has 90 trillion dollars...which he can use to, you know, hire someone to write shit for him...

  • June 8, 2010, 12:01 p.m. CST

    JettL1993

    by SLY_STALLONES_COCK_VEIN

    I am here on the set of Batman 3 (filming is taking place in secret for a surprise July 2010 release as confirmed by AICN a few weeks ago) and beg to differ with the information you provided. Firstly, the provisional title is actually, "Indiana Jones and the Eternal Horseshit of JettL1993". Secondly, Michael Sheen is not being looked at for the villain's role. We are currently considering both Lady Gaga and Russell Crowe.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    Bullshit...

    by Gluecifer

    "but this will be a blockbuster made in the old fashioned way" They said the exact same thing before making the fourth one. We all know how it turned out...

  • June 8, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones & The Dementia of RPLocke

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

  • June 8, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    George Lucas is a big LOST fan.

    by A G

    So this makes sense.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:04 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones & Da Eating of the Poo Poo

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkCNbvq6ORw

  • June 8, 2010, 12:10 p.m. CST

    If they dovetailed this with Close Encounters...

    by Lionel_Richies_Hipster_Frames

    ...it would be pretty fucking amazing. That said, that won't happen. George Lucas is a fat bloated ass of a story teller now and he can't get out of his own way. Spielberg is no better having signed off on the last crapfest. The fact that they are keeping Shia in this series makes it even more cringe worthy. They should quit. Harrison is old and the two beards have lost their fastball for this kind of movie. We don't need another one. We don't need another movie to attempt to justify the awful Crystal Skull. As it stands now, fans regard Crystal Skull as something separate from the first three films. They should be happy about that. Although the mere idea of Indy being taken by the aliens in close encounters and you see him walk down the ramp when the ship returns at the end of Close Encounters is pretty fucking amazing to even dream of. Hence, they would never do that. I don't think Spielberg has the balls to touch his masterpiece in that fashion after the outrage over taking out the guns in E.T.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:11 p.m. CST

    Improve

    by Sodomy_Joe_Shitpants

    "Oh, Marion. You had to go and get yourself captured." That's some cracking fucking dialogue right there. The acting was shit, the script was shit, the lighting was shit, the CGI was shit, and even Johnny Williams' score was forgettable shit. Disappointing all around. I seem to remember them making this "no CGI" claim in the months before production on KOTCS ramped up, too. Not buying it.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:11 p.m. CST

    No Shia, please!

    by fiester

    Fire his sorry ass and replace him if you must with fucking anyone else!

  • June 8, 2010, 12:12 p.m. CST

    Indy 5 will be about

    by mojoman69

    Indy going into a nursing home in the Bermuda triangle and never going on the screen again. this really doesnt need to be made. Spielberg is becoming as big a hack as Lucas.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:13 p.m. CST

    My final thought.. by Nomoredirtyjokespleasewe...

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    As an Australian I guess this is odd to say(not to mention off by about a year or two but.... <p> Jesus christ I can't believe that Sarah Wolf-shootin Russian-backyard-seein Fox-News-reportin stupid-is-as-stupid-does'n Palin, almost became the most powerful woman on Earth. Fuck you America. Peace.....

  • June 8, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Awesome.

    by Sailor Rip

    I liked Indy 4 and more Indy is good news to me.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:15 p.m. CST

    OMG, Indiana Jones and the Return of JettL1993

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    LMAO!!! He's ba-aack!

  • June 8, 2010, 12:15 p.m. CST

    dammit, hope my lack of a ) doesn't make me a chump

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    it probably does though.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:15 p.m. CST

    I read that as "Indy 5 may be a rebot"

    by Hervoyel

    And I was hopeful for a moment.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST

    God, What Useleess Elderly Assclowns

    by Aquatarkusman

    Give it a rest, anachronisms.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST

    INDY MUST STOP THE JFK ASSASSINATION!

    by D.Vader

    It was the Commie Cubans and Ruskies using a MAGIC BULLET from Atlantis!!!

  • June 8, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST

    ... But unfortunately he fails.

    by D.Vader

    But he DOES get some revenge, American style.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones...

    by MamboMan

    and the dead man's chest.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:19 p.m. CST

    Curse you bad typing!

    by Hervoyel

    "Indy 5 may be a REBOOT" was what I meant.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:20 p.m. CST

    I read the scriptment.

    by gotilk

    And a friend of mine borrowed it. He showed it to JettL1993 and he doused it with gasoline and set it on fire before vowing to tell everyone he did so. truth

  • June 8, 2010, 12:21 p.m. CST

    another dimension

    by j_difool

    although this possibility was mentioned in connection with the last film, it could be done here as the reverse of the Simpsons eipsode: Indy passes into 2D land. Looks like a Southpark character. Film ends with Lucas taking a shit on camera and Divine eating it.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:22 p.m. CST

    It should be about Nazi's hiding out in South

    by Dingbatty

    America trying to reach Atlantis via the Bermuda Triangle to harness its power and jumpstart Hitler's brain in a robot body. Indy saves the day.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:23 p.m. CST

    After Indy comes out of the Close Encounters mothership...

    by D.Vader

    And lives throughout the 1970's... he meets back up with an old War buddy up in the northeast. <p> His name? CAPTAIN QUINT. <p> We've now tied Close Encounters, ET, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and JAWS together into one universe.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:23 p.m. CST

    CGI overload complaints still?

    by Bouncy X

    its funny seeing everyone bitch and moan about that for two reasons. one being the movie has way less then they realize and second, its 2010 so of course it'll be used. hearing them whine about CGI makes me think this is probably what the old foggies of the 70s/80s sounded like when they complained they didnt use models on strings anymore.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:24 p.m. CST

    Indy 5 about time-traveling to stop Indy 4 from beeing shot!

    by hornig

    Hi, I'm really a Sci-Fi fan and I really like these "aliens already visited ancient earth" movies like Stargate, but Indy 4 was really bad, but just because of the plot and some gags. Going back in time so that Indy could altere the 4th movie would be the best possible plot for 5th movie! I don't care about the grandfather/indy paradox! :D

  • June 8, 2010, 12:26 p.m. CST

    "this will be a blockbuster made in the old fashioned way...

    by AsimovLives

    ... rather than the CGI efforts of the last movie"<br><br>That's what they said before. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.<br><br>Indy is dead, guys,a nd it's about time you start to accept that. It hurts (boy, do i know it), but that's how it is. Better accept this now then to get hurt and have your childhood's ass raped again.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:27 p.m. CST

    And the Bermuda Triangle, really?

    by AsimovLives

    It's UFOs/martians/aliens all over again. Screw this shit.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:27 p.m. CST

    or interdimentional beings or whatever the fuck

    by AsimovLives

  • June 8, 2010, 12:28 p.m. CST

    Indy lives on into the 1980's...

    by D.Vader

    And is part of a team sent out to recover Captain One-Eyed Willie's pirate ship, which mysteriously set off into the Pacific ocean on its own accord.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:29 p.m. CST

    Oswald acted alone... WITH A MAGIC BULLET

    by D.Vader

    That the Ruskies recovered from some mystical site. You know this to be true. Indy was too late in stopping them.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:32 p.m. CST

    When Did We Decide Indy Was Sleepwalking?

    by Acquanetta

    When Indy 4 was released, AICN praised the fact that Harrison Ford finally appeared to be awake again. (The fact that Ford "showed up" was even the main topic of Moriarty's review.) Yet now everyone that writes an article about Indy 4 feels obliged to complain about Ford's "sleepwalking". Do people really think he looked bored in that film? Did everyone just forget about what that actually looks like? (see: Hollywood Homicide, K19, Random Hearts) Hell, even Ford's interviews for Indy 4 featured him more enthusiastic than he'd been in over a decade.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:33 p.m. CST

    LOL! Magic bullet!

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Yes, all bullets are "magic" when you ignore the change in trajectory caused by contact with moving flesh and bone and ascribe it to a change in mid-air. LMAO!

  • June 8, 2010, 12:33 p.m. CST

    "Indiana Jones And The Mystery...

    by Rebeck2

    Of The Ginormous Oil Slick". Sticking to a theatre near you in 2011.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Spielberg seems to be driven by money and nothing else.

    by Knuckleduster

    Sad.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:34 p.m. CST

    One-Eyed Willie

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    You know, when I was a kid, I didn't get that reference. Now that I do I wonder what the hell a penis reference was doing in a kid's movie.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:35 p.m. CST

    Who was Willie's second-in-command

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Lieutenant Throbbin' Shaft?

  • June 8, 2010, 12:36 p.m. CST

    And, of course, the comic relief pirates

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    The hairy Nutt brothers!

  • June 8, 2010, 12:36 p.m. CST

    You don't need a second shooter...

    by D.Vader

    When you've got a magic bullet made from shards of Thor's hammer.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:36 p.m. CST

    Hey, guys, let's bury our treasure...

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    In the gaping, wet hole!

  • June 8, 2010, 12:36 p.m. CST

    During the 50's, Indy finds his way into China...

    by D.Vader

    After the events of Crystal Skull but before getting sucked into the Bermuda Triangle, Indy ends up in China where, while trying to recover some ancient relics, he accidentally unleashes some ancient creatures called "Mogwai".<p> He and an older Short Round successfully fight them off and destroy all but one unmutated mogwai. Short Round then relocates to Chinatown in America and takes the mogwai with him, and he opens up his own trinket shop and lives peacefully for the next 30 years until his dumb grandson sells the mogwai to an idiot American father...

  • June 8, 2010, 12:37 p.m. CST

    Bet One-Eyed Willie

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Had a lot of glistening pearls that he deposited in the treasure box. ;-)

  • June 8, 2010, 12:38 p.m. CST

    JettL1993, is a racist loser. Why give him attention?

    by Kal Reeve

    You guys always respond to this crap stain, and as a result give him exactly what he wants: Attention. Stop feeding him and he'll go away.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Did Thor get his hammer...

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    From Grabthar?

  • June 8, 2010, 12:40 p.m. CST

    NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks, beautiful summary...

    by Kal Reeve

    of why Temple of Doom is so great!

  • June 8, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Great character? Lucas created?!?!?!

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Lucas never created anything in his life. But he sure stole like a motherfucker.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:42 p.m. CST

    Actually the comedian killed JFK in an alternate reality.

    by UltraTron

    In our reality it was alot of folks who enjoy running your world the way they want to. They don't even care that you are alive except to pay them taxes. They'll chop your head off on the internet just to make you look the other direction while they stick it further up your ass. As for Indy- this will be Atlantis in the Bermuda triangle.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:42 p.m. CST

    thepoohguy

    by Sailor Rip

    The stones in Temple of Doom were religious too. <p> Temple of Doom is better than The Last Crusade and Crystal Skull is equal to TLC.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Heroic choices vs. smart choices

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    I was gonna argue Raiders ending vs. ToD's ending, but I guess you're right there, NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Indy was also friends with a wacky scientist in California

    by D.Vader

    Named Doc Brown. He'll have to go to Doc to get some information on a renegade scientist being used by the Ruskies for their nefarious plans.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Inidana Jones and The Poop That Took A Pee

    by Kal Reeve

    Butters and Morgan Freeman join Indy in the greatest Jones adventure yet.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:44 p.m. CST

    The only quote I feel free to use is...

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    JettL1993 is a sad loser. That's the one I use the most. Seriously, dude, what is wrong with you?

  • June 8, 2010, 12:45 p.m. CST

    Crystal Skull is equal to TLC?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Not fucking likely.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:45 p.m. CST

    How many good Indiana Jones movies have there been?

    by Kaitain

    I would say: one. <p> Raiders of the Lost Ark. <p> Why do people have high expectations of a franchise that has delivered one great movie and three weak movies?

  • June 8, 2010, 12:46 p.m. CST

    WHAT I HEARD

    by Rommel Catuncan

    Shia and I share walkietalkies we bought at Walmart so what he told me last Sunday is that they will all be back! Including The Ox. Marion's cameo is only at the beginning though. She is at the house when Indy and Shia leave to go on a father/son bonding trip -a deep sea fishing expedition to the Atlantic. She waves goodbye with a big grin as they drive away then she goes back to hanging out the washing. In this fishing boat trip, Indy and Mutt are caught in a giant storm, which sweeps them over the Devil's Triangle, over a maelstrom. Due to his age, Indy falls off the boat into this maelstrom. Shia tries to save him with a giant rubber snake but it is no use, he doesn't call it a rope so Indy doesn't grab it. Mutt then has to jump in a save the old man (mussing up his hair )and they get sucked in to the underwater city of Atlantis videogame, now with added mermaids (since mermaids are very in these days and are hot). If you use this call me Anonymous Internet Reviewer/Shia's Psychic Friend. Thanks geeks!

  • June 8, 2010, 12:46 p.m. CST

    You came up with that before you were born, huh?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Fuck. Ing. Loser.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:46 p.m. CST

    Indy's Biggest Challenge IS

    by FuryofthefilmFan

    Indifference

  • June 8, 2010, 12:47 p.m. CST

    One great - Raiders

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Two good - ToD and TLC. One shittastic - KotCS.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:47 p.m. CST

    "The last film made $787 million (+)"

    by buggerbugger

    Imagine what a *good* Indy film could make these days...

  • June 8, 2010, 12:47 p.m. CST

    The Bicycle Sharer

    by Sailor Rip

    Yes. It may even be better. Spielberg felt he had to "apologize" for ToD so he made TLC and took no fucking risks and made a cookie cutter, by the books, generic Indy movie.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST

    What a *good* Indy film could make?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Me go see it. That's what.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST

    The Indian Jones 5 articulated action figure

    by SkeletonParty

    has one working joint.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:49 p.m. CST

    TLC is still good but it doesn't compare to ...

    by Sailor Rip

    the first two. I'm one of the few who hold ToD slightly below Raiders.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:50 p.m. CST

    "Who was that ridiculous love interest the last time?"

    by buggerbugger

    Mutt the leather boy.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:50 p.m. CST

    It was generic and cookie cutter, Sailor

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    But it the cookie cutter they used was Raiders and that ain't too bad. Sure, they didn't take a lot of chances (unlike ToD which was a departure from the original formula), but I'm never gonna NOT love TLC. Apologize for ToD?!?!? If that's true, WTF!!! (Do you mean the "violence" and the creation of the PG-13 rating?)

  • June 8, 2010, 12:50 p.m. CST

    agree with the lawrence kasdan thing..

    by iwasredempted

    he was the one that made empire and raiders click storywise. they both had this philadelphia story/my girl friday zest and verve between han/leia and indy/marion. that's what made those movies great imo. the issue isn't if harrison is awake, let's wake up lawrence dammit.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:53 p.m. CST

    First off, you fuck

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    I ain't your "dear." Secondly, your monicker says it all. You're a fucking retarded seventeen year old moron jerking off on thinking your shit is funny or that anybody falls for it. Anybody who works in film (and I happen to know a few) knows that you're an idiot and a fucking liar. Can't you just find some internet porn?

  • June 8, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    I think I saw a mogwai in the galactic senate

    by Rommel Catuncan

    I swears, when Padme was giving that "thunderous applause" speech in III. Pause it.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    TEMPLE OF DOOM IS GREAT

    by Kal Reeve

    The ultimate pulp Indy adventure with Indy's most dynamic, heroic moments. It's greatness cannot be denied.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Lawrence Kasdan is one of my favorite writers

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Along with Shane Black and Goldman. I'd watch something Kasdan scribbled on fucking toilet paper. In fact, just watched "Continental Divide" and "Grand Canyon" again like two days ago.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    is it weird that this news has made me giddy?

    by TheDark0Knight

    I Just made my sister finally watch Raiders for the first time last week, she had only seen Crystal Skull, like most people she thought CS was a pos. I had to spend 10 minutes convincing her that Raiders was 10000000x better then Crystal, she caved. 15 minutes in she told me she loved it. The first scene with Marion, she said it was one of her favourite movies. I truly believe that Indy 5 could be a great film. Spielberg knows Indy 4 sucked, he won't fuck it up again.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    STOP GIVING THAT LOSER ATTENTION!!!

    by Kal Reeve

    He feeds on it.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Indy meets LOST

    by estacado1

    money in the bank.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Indy also discovered one of the tripods from War of the Worlds

    by D.Vader

    But the aliens wiped his memory before he could publish his findings.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    JUST IGNORE HIM!!!

    by Kal Reeve

  • June 8, 2010, 12:56 p.m. CST

    agree kal reeve but...

    by iwasredempted

    the female lead came of bitchy and not sassy like marion.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:56 p.m. CST

    If there's a Mogwai already in the prequels...

    by D.Vader

    Then I know we're on the right track.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Kasdan

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Body Heat, The Big Chill, Empire, Raiders - the man was fucking on fire in the early 80s. Unfortunately, he's later stuff ain't up to par with his earlier stuff.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:57 p.m. CST

    It's all about the Nazis, not just religion

    by br1947

    1+3 have both religious artifacts & Nazies trying to use them to take over the world. THAT's what makes for good Indy, a crazy assed Nazi trying to use the occult to take over the world and Indy stopping them

  • June 8, 2010, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Couple of other thoughts on Indy movies

    by Kaitain

    1. If you combine Short Round and Willie Scott together into a single character, you get a sidekick who talks in a "hilarious" comedy foreigner English, screams all the time and gets the heroes into trouble needlessly. This character is called "Jar Jar Binks". <p> 2. I've always found it curious that many people regarded the aliens element of Crystal Skull as a ludicrous resolution whereas the existence of supernatural forces throughout the other three movies are deemed perfectly reasonable. Is this because the IJ universe has established a clear precedent for supernatural but not extraterrestrial? The X-Files, of course, bundled the two together into "paranormal", so both alien abductions and werewolves sat together happily in its world without anyone really questioning it, but maybe it's because they made clear early on that both would feature in the conceptual universe. It might have annoyed people had it been all ghosts and vampires for the first three seasons but suddenly aliens appeared in season four.

  • June 8, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    He feeds on it?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Here I thought he ate donkey cock. My bad. ;-)

  • June 8, 2010, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Fuck. Indy gets lost, Shia has to find him.

    by daggor

    Fuck, fuck, fuck. And YES! to Josh Holloway as a rebooted Indy. Shia needs to go to hell, quick.

  • June 8, 2010, 1 p.m. CST

    Bermuda Ass

    by Mr Lucas

    cos that's where Spielberg and Lucas disappeared. Well it seemed funny when I thought of it anyway.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:01 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Generation that Doesn't Care About Him

    by AzulTool

  • June 8, 2010, 1:01 p.m. CST

    I thought that we already decided that Josh Holloway

    by Kaitain

    ...would play the rebooted Snake Plissken? <p> Not sure he'd work as Indy. Other suggestions?

  • June 8, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    I don't have a lot of problems with the aliens

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    In KotCS, but I understand those who do. The previous artifacts had pseudo-religious fantasy overtones. Aliens are more s/f. Now, you can SAY they're all "fantasy," but that just means that you ignore the difference in TYPES of fantasy (s/f vs. magic). It's like introducing a time machine and cyborgs into LOTR. Sure, they're all "fantasy" in that they're "made up" but those s/f elements clearly don't belong as they're sort of tech based. Again, though, I just try to imagine the alien connection in KotCS as "new age" religion.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Josh Holloway as Snake

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    I might be convinced to see that.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:03 p.m. CST

    The aliens WERE revered as Gods in Crystal Skull

    by D.Vader

    So it does still have religious undertones.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Glad to hear they're not ODing on CGI

    by _Venkman

    Maybe it'll feel like a real film this time and not some cartoon

  • June 8, 2010, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Raiders is a perfect movie, who gives a shit these others?

    by CRISPIN_GLOVERS_ACID_FLASHBACK

    I dig Temple of Doom and Last Crusade, but as long as they never go back and retouch Raiders for a "special edition" who cares what bullshit these guys do to give themselves another fat paycheck?

  • June 8, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    The thing about Indy IV

    by Amazing Maurice

    In amongst all the mess, there's actually quite a good film trying to get out. <P>Its just a shame David Koepp was handed writing duties.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Everything after Raiders is you wishing you could

    by UltraTron

    just take a pill that makes you forget raiders. So you could watch it again.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    It wasn't Ford asleep, for chrissakes...

    by gingerella

    Spielberg was on a fucking drip and Lucas was D.O.A.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Yes, perhaps my question ought to be

    by Kaitain

    why it is that people don't object more frequently to aliens and ghosts being bundled together as "paranormal", and treated as different subsets of that conceptual category. <p> They seem quite different to me. Aliens can exist quite happily in a physicalist, materialist narrative universe, whereas ghosts suggest some kind of Cartesian dualism, some realm "beyond the physical".

  • June 8, 2010, 1:07 p.m. CST

    As long as Snake Plissken

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Doesn't end in a fucking church before he walks into the light. Fuck, I hated that Lost ending! I feel like Belushi in fucking "Animal House." Six years of television down the drain!<p>What the fuck happened to the Lost I used to know? Where's the scientific explanation? Where's the great ending, huh? This could have been the greatest show of all time, but they let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go to write a proper ending. We can't figure it out." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Lindelof, he's a dead man! Cuse, dead! Abrams...

  • June 8, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Filming in the middle of the ocean without CGi?

    by thatfilmlover

    YEAH right.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Handjob I Got in the Car Before KOTCS

    by AzulTool

  • June 8, 2010, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Holy shit I just figured out what JettL1993's name means

    by JackSlater4

    It's a reference to Jett Lucas, George's son born in 1993.<P> How late am I to the party?

  • June 8, 2010, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Bike Sharer, come on man

    by D.Vader

    Let's save it for the LOST talkbacks, not Indy Jones.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Quite a bit late, JackSlater

    by D.Vader

    But that's okay, bc you know what Jack Slater would say in a situation like this.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:13 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the LOST Island...

    by Thanos0145

    Follow Indy and his son Mutt as they uncover who built the statue with the four toes.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:13 p.m. CST

    My projection: Indy "disappears" at the end...

    by DickBallsworth

    ...and Shia acquires the fedora. Being that this IS the mysterious Bermuda Triangle, it's par for the course to have Indy die without really dying, which gives them the big emotional climax while leaving Indy's ultimate fate open ended a-la Flynn in Tron Legacy. Yawn.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:14 p.m. CST

    i heard it's a prequel

    by darth_hideous

    and indy is just a young high school lad hanging out with all his chums

  • Raiders gives us a story that says, "the ancient Judaic texts are true". Basically, the God of the Old Testament is real, and he's a scary bastard to boot. This would mean that both the Jews and the Christians could be right in their beliefs. And the muslims as well, I assume, although I'm not a scholar of Islam so someone might be able to put me straight. <p> But Last Crusade essentially says, "...and by the way, it's the Christians who are right, not the Jews". Unless (again), maybe an Islamic outlook could accommodate Last Crusade as well? <p> Maybe there could be another movie in which Indy encounters some Islamic artefact or other that shows that the muslims had it right all along and that Islam trumps both Judaism and Christianity. Although then we'd have thousands of people decrying the movie as blasphemous, working themselves up into a state of anger for the sheer thrill of it and hitting the posters with their shoes, like five year old children seeking attention.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Maurice

    by Koyaanisqatsi

    You got it spot on. David Koepp is spotty at best. The only script he's written that I enjoy is Jurassic Park. Darabont's draft for Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods (despite being a first draft more or less) was loads better than what we got.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:15 p.m. CST

    D. Vader and Kaitain

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    D. Vader, I know that. I even kinda said that. But so what? If they worshipped a time machine with a cyborg intelligence from the future that still is a s/f element simply cloaked in religious overtones to meet the "Indy criteria" of historical religion.<p>And, to be quite honest, I could've bought an Indy discovery of Vikings as Quetzacoatl a lot more than aliens. (Wasn't there a story like this? I seem to remember something. A comic book tale?) This alien shit is a Johnny-come-lately addition by New Agers to perfectly acceptable religious myths.<p>Kaitain, I guess the difference is that one doesn't need technology (future, alien) for ghosts and angels and shit. Aliens and cyborgs and spaceships and time machines require the addition of technology to the mix. Ghosts and arks and magic stones are magical creations that simply "exist" in the human collective. I mean, look, Raiders never posited (did it?) an alien/future tech explanation for the power of the ark, not Temple of Doom something similar for the stones, nor TLC for the Grail.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Fuck yes!

    by slone13

    I celebrate all the Indy movies with relish! As I will # 5.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:16 p.m. CST

    D. Vader

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Agreed.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:17 p.m. CST

    Indiane Jones and the Fate of Atlantis

    by Gorgomel

    Hal Barwood's game was far much better than Indy IV

  • June 8, 2010, 1:17 p.m. CST

    SQUASHUA, RE: IJ SR'S IMMORTALITY

    by J-Dizzle

    Drinking from the grail once didn't make anyone immortal. Drinking from the grail restored your youth and health, but it didn't stop the aging process. <br /> <br /> In order to remain immortal, one would have to drink from the grail continuously in order to regain youth lost to a normal aging process. For example, let's say you're 65 years old, you drink from the grail and then become 30 years younger. Drinking from the grail and becoming younger wouldn't stop you from aging to 65 years old again. Thus, in order to be immortal, you drink from the grail, grow old normally, then drink from the grail again, grow normally, etc.<br /> <br /> The problem is the grail couldn't pass the seal in the tomb. Therefore, the only way you could stay immortal was to stay in the tomb where you would have access to the grail.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Blade Runner 2 with Shia as Dekcard's son

    by Gorgomel

  • June 8, 2010, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Kaitan, why do you say trumps?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Can a world not exist where ALL these (and the Sankara stones) are "right?" In fact, the Muslim religion goes so far as to acknowledge the "prophet-dom" of Moses and Jesus. Prophets do magical stuff (fire from heaven, staffs into snakes, etc.) so...

  • June 8, 2010, 1:19 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE NEXT ASSRAPE OF INDIANA JONES

    by SpyGuy

    Go on, SpieLuca$...Grab your jar of Vaseline and give poor Indiana another tag-team go while he's bent over the Ark of the Covenant. Bastards.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:19 p.m. CST

    INDY V AND MUTT'S FIANCEE

    by Gorgomel

    introducing Megan Fox

  • June 8, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Transformers

    by D.Vader

    I forgot to mention that back in the 30's Indy was friends with Captain Witwicky. He studied the All Spark for its archaeological values and clues into the culture that built it before Roosevelt and his engineers and scientists decided to bury it under the Hoover Damn with Sector 7.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE "SORRY ABOUT IV FOLKS"

    by Gorgomel

  • June 8, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Crispin Glovers nails it again

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Well fucking said, dude. Keep those fuckers away from any Special (Ed) Editions.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:22 p.m. CST

    Oh and by extension

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Buddhism is "right" as well as even Buddhism acknowledges the Buddha-hood of other religion's founders. They just claim that their teachings have been perverted by men.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:22 p.m. CST

    Get Vince Gilligan to write INDY V.

    by AzulTool

    I don't even know if that's a good fit, I just wanted to give Vince some love after last week's awesome Breaking Bad. Run!

  • June 8, 2010, 1:22 p.m. CST

    If it winds up being a good flick...

    by spohlso

    ...we'll have the opposite of the Star Trek movies. The odd numbered ones will be worth watching. IF it winds up being good that is.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Ha, I just yawned.

    by JethroBodine

    Must be my subby-concious talkin... YAWWWWWN!

  • June 8, 2010, 1:24 p.m. CST

    I'm with you, AzulTool

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Breaking Bad was great. Can't wait till Sunday then a whole lotta depression till next season. I'm scared shitless of "Persons Unknown." I'll watch, but I ain't gonna invest too much for fear of the inevitable let-down or cancellation.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Argh!!!

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    I want so much to talk some shit about someone. So, so very much. Must. Take. Advice. Must. Ignore.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Thanks JettL!

    by Bodacious_Crumb

    You should get a black box here!!!! :) douchebag.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Paramount logo dissolves to...

    by palimpsest

    ...George's wattles and beard.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:29 p.m. CST

    MATCH DISSOLVE: Paramount logo into Ford's viagra boner.

    by AzulTool

  • June 8, 2010, 1:31 p.m. CST

    If they Metasequel w SATC.....

    by lukestarkiller

    It can be "Grumpy Old Man VS The Golden Girls: The Legend of Curly's Gold". Seriously, BOTH franchises are WAY played OUT...put them out of their (and our) misery.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:34 p.m. CST

    A great composer one day...

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Though you've been a "writer" since the mid-80s? Which puts you in your fifties? Quite the career change, Lord Douchebag. Say, I hear starting your car in the garage and sitting in it while breathing deeply is good for helping you compose. You should try it.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    I ALSO THINK TEMPLE OF DOOM SUCKS BEYOND THE SHANGHAI/RAIL CAR S

    by Darth Busey

  • June 8, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    I avoided Crystal Skull

    by Dead_Kate_Moss

    Based on the overwhelming negative response and the feeling that Harrison Ford was just too old for the part. After catching it recently, I didn't think it was too bad. None of the sequels are as good as the original, and aliens and fridge-nuking are no less plausible or in the spirit of the other movies than the religious or magical elements or outrageous stunt sequences from most of the other movies. It was just a little flat and didn't have enough amazing action sequences or genuinely funny moments as the others - correct those problems and I'd watch another. Oh and it's true that most of the other movies involve Indy bumbling into trouble and getting out by the skin of his teeth. But he does need to punch a lot of baddies in the face also.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:37 p.m. CST

    NO FUCKING TIME FOR LOVE, DR. JONES

    by Darth Busey

  • June 8, 2010, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Roy Neary?

    by venvariants

    Maybe Roy Neary will be in the Mothership when they get there...will he have aged, or be like those WWII pilots and've retained his youthly appearance? They could always CG young Dreyfuss...oh...no CG this time, right? I guess they'll have to find a way to explain why Roy Neary would've aged. I kid, I kid - actually, it sounds like they all learned from the last movie what not to do with this one. Hopefully they can wipe the term "Flying The Fridge" off of the map with a good stunt-driven Indy movie.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:41 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Brittle Bones of Doom

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    The thought of Harrison Ford doing stunts scares the fuck outta me.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Also, Jett

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Take a bottle of sleeping pills when you do. It helps make some crazy connections in your brain when the carbon monoxide starts mixing.<p>Oh then do some auto-erotic asphyxiation at the same time. Your "composing" will be "out of this world" in no time.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:44 p.m. CST

    Crystal Skull was just as stupid...

    by tronknotts

    as all the other Indy movies. Ghost filled boxes that melt your face, Hindu brainwashing techniques, hearts being ripped out via magic, karate-kicking pre-teen sidekicks, immortal old men who live alone in caves guarding cups, all totally stupid. In a alot of ways, Crystal Skull was more reality based than Indy 1-3. Except maybe for the Tarzan monkeys. That was a bit much.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:45 p.m. CST

    Indy 5 could be the Lost City of Atlantis

    by BilboRing

    If it has to do with the Bermuda Triangle. Just sayin. And Indy IV kicked ass regardless of the monkeys! I loved it! Fuck you haters!

  • June 8, 2010, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Rock solid reporting.

    by Corman

    Even though this information is unconfirmed and is attributed to an unnamed "source," and even though we're provided absolutely no reason to suspect that this is anything other than completely random nonsense, it's important to keep a few things in mind.<p>First, "Stuff" is an "award winning web site." It won awards. So there's virtually no way Stuff would post unreliable information from an unconfirmed, anonymous source. Award winning web sites don't do that.<p>Secondly, while it could be completely false, it's important to remember that some things in the past have been 100% true. Therefore, there's no reason to suspect that this isn't also 100% true.<p>Third, here are some handy Amazon links which have virtually nothing to do with any of this except for the fact that some of the products have the name "Indiana Jones" in the title.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Batman 3 of Tron Legacy

    by AzulTool

    Now, I'm excited!

  • June 8, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Cast Stephen Chow as Short Round.

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    That would increase awesomery by a minimum of 82%.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Hey all big news comes out of New Zealand

    by Rommel Catuncan

    It's the CNN of like the whole planet.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Nuke The Fridge is the language of a hater

    by blunted666

    Nuke The Fridge is not some kind of replacable equivalant for Jump The Shark. Happy Days was a situation comedy based on the conventions of day-to-day reality. In the very first Indiana Jones movie there was a supernatural Ark and aparantly promotional artwork for a Nazi witha a transforming machine gun arm. You are just haters. Suck on it.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:55 p.m. CST

    Trumps, because

    by Kaitain

    If Christ was the son of god, clearly the Christians are right and the Jews, in denying the divinity of Christ, are wrong. Although I can't remember whether there is latitude in Last Crusade for having the grail exist, and Christ exist, but not be divine, but rather some uber-prophet. In any case, that would chime with Islam, but would it work with Judaism?

  • June 8, 2010, 1:56 p.m. CST

    Indy 4 should have been about the Bermuda Triangle

    by seagrass

    Instead of that alien crap they came up with.

  • June 8, 2010, 1:58 p.m. CST

    I love JettL1993

    by slone13

    <p>His scoops and insider info are what keep me coming back to this site.</p> <p>The fact that he gets some of you chumps so riled up is just a bonus.</p>

  • June 8, 2010, 1:58 p.m. CST

    Short Round returns for Indy V

    by D.Vader

    Which takes place in China. Indiana Jones and Short Round fight off hordes of ancient creatures called Mogwai before destroying all but one that exists in its larvae stage. <p> Short Round then takes that one back to Chinatown and lives 30 peaceful years before his grandson sells it to a white man looking for a birthday present for his son.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:03 p.m. CST

    J-Dizzle

    by Sailor Rip

    Couldn't you just leave the grail there and go back to the cave when you feel like it? And don't say the effects wear off when you leave the cave or Indy Sr. would have died when he left.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:05 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Discrimination Lawsuit

    by AzulTool

    In all fairness to fucknut, I think this chick is trying to get a quick buck.....http://tinyurl.com/32ahxdn

  • June 8, 2010, 2:05 p.m. CST

    indy 4 should

    by carlanga

  • June 8, 2010, 2:06 p.m. CST

    ain't that the truth slone!

    by just pillow talk

    JettL has never led us astray, and he's putting himself on the line...for us!<p>You still da man JettL!<p>Oh, me and Chris E. are still waiting on our coffee, mind hurring up? Thanks Jett!<p>Pill Lo

  • June 8, 2010, 2:07 p.m. CST

    wwe? Are you voting for Linda McMahon Jett?

    by just pillow talk

    If you are, then so am I!

  • June 8, 2010, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Bring back "NUKE THE FRIDGE" !

    by james4543

    :)

  • June 8, 2010, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Harrison Ford and the Inexpressive Face of Wax

    by Darth_Inedible

    Mutt Jones and the Quest for the Lost Gravitas Mutt Jones and the Cynical Grasping for Money

  • June 8, 2010, 2:08 p.m. CST

    and C No really liked your idea about

    by just pillow talk

    "you-know-what" with the "thing" that'll happen in Batman 3.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:09 p.m. CST

    Hey, JettL

    by Bodacious_Crumb

    Whatever happened to your big surprise scoop that Inception is really Batman 3 and that Leo is The Mad Hatter?

  • June 8, 2010, 2:09 p.m. CST

    The biggest problem with Crystal Skull for me

    by Kaitain

    Is that the second biggest star of the first three movies was the period. The 1930s are just fucking awesome as a setting for pulp adventure fiction. It was the last time when a certain privileged subset of society could basically travel anywhere in the world, and where the inequities of imperial colonies did have the upside for said elite group of putting glamorous, accessible nodes of western civilization all over the world. And all this set against a backdrop of rising danger and tensions in Europe and the Pacific. For any western playboy type, the 30s must have been an extraordinary time. <p> Crystal Skull doesn't have this, and so it just doesn't feel like Indiana Jones to me, not in the way the first three movies do.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:10 p.m. CST

    movies

    by cyberskunk

    I think I liked the series in this order:<p> Raiders<p> Temple<p> Crusade<p> I didn't see Crystal Skull. When I saw Last Crusade, I didn't feel any concern for what I was seeing for whatever reason. In the sacrifice scene in Doom, my heart was thumping a lot (but, I was also much younger...) and I heard people literally gasping around me when Mola Ram tries to get Indy's heart at the end. Really. Like "GASP!" sounds. Although, I didn't like the feast scene as it was too ridiculous and over the top to me. And it seems like IJ movies have to have a scene somewhere in them where there are a swarm of unpleasant critters. Snakes in #1, bugs in #2, rats in #3. I guess ants in #4? I only read about it. Not that this is necessarily a bad thing but... well, maybe it has. Although that's just me. The presence of Temple makes IJ's character in Raiders more difficult to justify though. I mean, he more or less experiences supernatural mystical stuff with the Sankara stones, so he's more aware of real powers of things like this but then he's back to being skeptical at the beginning of Raiders. Not that I can really complain about it as the character change in Raiders is more interesting to me than it would be if IJ already believed the ark were dangerous and powerful. No, I don't have much of a point.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    no cg gophers or monkeys!? NOOOOO!!!!

    by DrPain

    lol, CG effects are great, IF used right. But I'm liking the old fashioned stuff. Awesome. Mutt should get killed off. Shia blows. Hope he won't be in it at all.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Jar Jar Binks and the Travesty of Slapstick CGI

    by Darth_Inedible

  • June 8, 2010, 2:14 p.m. CST

    Bicycle Sharer that's mean, dude

    by Kain_Bloodstone

    JettL1993 may well be delusional to the point that he actually believes all the things he says, but telling him to gas himself or down a bottle of pills is out of line. And after all, I seem to remember you got your ass shamed by Revenge of the Fett - you didn't believe he was a writer and he made you look like an ass.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST

    Can younger Spielberg time travel to the present?

    by DrPain

    Or give it to JJ!

  • June 8, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST

    This sounds like they are making exactly the same

    by Lang The Cat

    mistake they did with Crystal Skull. A firm rule is not to mix the fantastic. You don't have Frodo being saved by time travelers with lasers poking out Sauron's eye. You don't have Harry Potter fly in on a broom to save Dave from HAL 9000. So why do you have Indy who has faced God's Wrath with the Ark, fought Kali worshippers, and found the Holy Grail suddenly put all that on the same level as interdimensional beings? It is mixing apples and carrots! And unless the Bermuda Triangle is caused by Dagon or Neptune's Temple, this sounds like the same sort of crap! Continuity dammit!

  • June 8, 2010, 2:16 p.m. CST

    A T L A N T I S

    by RainesMaker

    book it.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:17 p.m. CST

    How about Hitler Still Alive in Argentina?

    by RainesMaker

    and wants Atlantian Power Crystals?

  • June 8, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Old Japanese soldiers

    by belasco_house

    who don't know the war's ended gotta make a show. Just Cause 2 style.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    The Real Scoop on the Title

    by BestUsernameEver

    ...from MAD Magazine (always a reliable source of news.) http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2093/2517571276_14e3554a03_o.jpg

  • June 8, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Skinny Panted Hipsters of Williamsburg

    by AzulTool

  • June 8, 2010, 2:26 p.m. CST

    we need a Indy / Bubba Hotep crossover

    by br1947

    Elvis & Indy: Escape from Whispering Pines!!

  • June 8, 2010, 2:27 p.m. CST

    RAIDERS OF THE LOST CAR KEYS

    by RPLocke

    Indiana Jones goes on a worldwide search to look for the keys to his truck.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:28 p.m. CST

    Highlights For Children

    by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone

    George Lucas reads it.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones...

    by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone

    ...And The Bi-focals On A Chain

  • June 8, 2010, 2:32 p.m. CST

    Indian Jones And The...

    by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone

  • June 8, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    Kain, we'll just have to agree to disagree

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    I think it's perfectly "in line" to wanna help ol' Jett along with his composing. About as in line as the shit he posts here.<p>You've got to be kidding if you cut this guy anything like the slack of Revenge of Fett. But Revenge of Fett SHAMED me? LOL! Well, sir, I've read his script. Have you? I HIGHLY suggest you save your judgments until YOU'VE seen the work, 'kay? Know what I'm saying? Let's play nice and let sleeping dogs lie. ;-)

  • June 8, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones And The...

    by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone

    .."He's-Not-Really-Rascist-It's-Just-The-Times-He-Grew-Up-In" Awkward Statement At Christmas Dinner. Too Long?

  • June 8, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    well no CG is a good sign...

    by FleshMachine

    sceptical

  • June 8, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Indy's predicaments are determined by the era

    by Dead_Kate_Moss

    And an aging Ford makes the passing of decades inevitable. Raiders is set in the 40s, so you have Nazis plus the fantastical myth of their fascination with black magic or religious artifacts. Temple, set earlier, reflects the Doc Savage/Tarzan vogue of lost civilizations and their barbaric rituals. Last Crusade, eh I can't remember much about it. But Crystal Skull had to be set in the 50s, which was dominated by fear of the Russkies and a fascination with nukes and aliens. Logically if the next is set a few years later, the popular myths would mean Indy is involved with either the Bermuda Triangle, Bigfoot, Dracula or Werewolves. And personally I'm bored with all the religious artifact stuff anyway.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    My biggest issue issue with KOTCS...

    by the_beard_of_Chuck_Norris

    Was Ray Winstone's character "Mac". <p> We did not have a history of him as a character. So when he double-crossed Indy at the beginning it really meant nothing to us. Then he was trying to act like it was a triple-cross and then turning into a quadruple-cross. WHAAAAAAT?!?!?! <p> We never saw Indy's war years. We had never met Mac before. He was basically a plot point to try to keep us guessing when really we didn't care and had no emotional attachment to his character. <p> Now had Sallah been the double-crosser we would have had that emotional response The Beards wanted us to have. <p> This 5th chapter needs to have Sallah, Short-round, Willie Scott, and any other former Indiana Jones supporting players that are still living.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    "wwe never wrote the arc as being religious?"

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    You still defending this guy, Kain? A "writer" who can't spell ARK but who "co-wrote" the script? Oooookay...

  • June 8, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST

    Still LMAO at "shaming" by Revenge

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    If you only knew. LOL!

  • June 8, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST

    No chance Speilberg will be directing this in 2012

    by catlettuce4

  • June 8, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    No offense at all meant toward Revenge of Fett

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Seriously, honest to God, not a bit. He's a good guy and he certainly worked hard on his script and put a lot of time into it. But SHAMED by him?!?!?! So, so, so funny.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Lonely Fat Chicks who Dig Twilight

    by AzulTool

    Callback to another thread.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:41 p.m. CST

    Shit Indiana Jones Used To Say

    by Stabby

    "I don't really know how to use Twitter. I'm just making this up as I Tweet."

  • June 8, 2010, 2:42 p.m. CST

    Is that how my dad died?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Bwahahaha! That's so funny, Jett. So original. So... writer-ly. Did you come up with that all by yourself? Spend hours at a typewriter slaving over that? Whoa. I am wounded to the core, sir. Truly you have pricked me ('cause you're such a little prick)! Honestly, dude, just make with the seppuku please.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:42 p.m. CST

    Shit Indiana Jones Used To Say:

    by Stabby

    "Trolls! I hate trolls! Why did it have to be trolls? Anything, but trolls!"

  • June 8, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Quest for a Better Story.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    Last one sucked dirty balls.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Shit Indiana Jones Used To Say:

    by Stabby

    "Throw me the whip; I throw you the iPad!"

  • June 8, 2010, 2:45 p.m. CST

    Kaitan, they tried to reflect the times..

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    With the whole "Red Scare," crackdown on the academics, protesting students thing, but it just came off as ham-handed. I'm sure that wasn't Jett's fault, of course. Probably a lesser writer's whim. Anyway, they made the attempt but it just seemed to forced.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:45 p.m. CST

    I don't think we were supposed to react to Mac's doublecross

    by D.Vader

    Emotionally, Beard of chuck Norris. Watching that scene in the beginning, I don't see any attempt to make us emotionally feel for Indy that he had been betrayed by his friend. It was just a plot point at that... uh, point, but it doesn't bother me.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    Too forced

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Not "to forced."

  • June 8, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Dentures of Doom.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    Indy gotta eat sometime.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Speaking of Mac

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    His whole existence was like some sort of weird fucking monstrous appendage that was just sewn on to the body of the story. He was quite the suck. Kinda wished they'd gone the whole "Abner Ravenwood" route with the crazy dude, too.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Timemachine.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    So we can go back and pretend Indy 4 never happens.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    What happend to Lucas' Tuskegee flick?

    by AzulTool

    Last I heard, he was taking over the directing duties on some of the reshoots. It's a worthy subject-matter, but this project sounds like a disaster.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Out of curiosity, Kain

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    When was it exactly that you became the arbiter of what was appropriate on a talkback? I must've missed the vote that day. ;-)

  • June 8, 2010, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Bicycle Sharer, Fett DID show you up dude

    by Kain_Bloodstone

    Don't want make an issue outta this, but you did prejudge him too harshly. Fett has written a script and from what I hear its not bad. You thought he made it all up just to give himself kudos...hey bro, we both know Jett talks out of his ass, but let him have his fun. For all we know he's 13 and from a broken home, he gets no attention. Telling him to gas himself was out of line, that's all.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:50 p.m. CST

    It's going to be shit and you know it

    by AsimovLives

    You don't want to admit it, to entertain the idea of another shitty usless Indy movie made only and only for the money. But in your hearts you know it to be true. Even the appologetics for Indy 4 Crystal Skullfuck sound too desperate to keep enthusiastic about another Indy movie of the same vein. It's going to be shit, and that's how it is. And you bloody hell know it. Admit it already and move on. Indy is dead.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    I'm glad film geeks realize how overrated and lackluster....

    by Kal Reeve

    Last Crusade truly is. The once upon a time love and nostalgia for it always baffled me.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    Time to redeem yourself, Steven!!

    by echobase

    Please please please, make it good this time. A strong story, no boring static dialogue sequences that go on for ages explaining the plot, no CGI (especially no fake monkeys and terribly looking ants), and a good villain, like Bellock used to be!!!

  • June 8, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    So where is Fett's script?

    by D.Vader

    So we can all take a looksie? <p> Also, I don't like JettL or his schtick. Not funny.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Mysterious Mothballs.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    Indy wonders who keeps putting mothballs in his wardrobe.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    sorry, I meant Belloq

    by echobase

  • June 8, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Old Folks Home.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    Indy wonders who put him one.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:54 p.m. CST

    Raiders Story Conference Transcript

    by Chuck_Chuckwalla

    Coincidentally, I was reading some of it over the weekend. It's a good read. You can feel a passion for film and entertainment in how SS and GL were hashing out the beginnings of a great character and story. I hope they can re-read it to get back that youthful energy.

  • June 8, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST

    D.Vader

    by the_beard_of_Chuck_Norris

    You reaction was what we all had. <p> I just guarantee you that the Beards wanted us to feel the betrayal with Indy. <p> None of us did. <p> Think if Sallah had been in the trunk with Indy and everything continued as KOTCS did. <p> We would have been devastated with that. Emotionally.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:01 p.m. CST

    LBOUF IS A BAG OF SHITE AAAARRRFGGGHHH

    by tazzzer

    Even he himself said he was shite in the last one fucks sake

  • June 8, 2010, 3:01 p.m. CST

    the_beard_of_Chuck_Norris

    by RPLocke

    Did we know Sallah before we saw him in Raiders? How about Marion? You people really reach to hate these movies, don't you.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The Slipper In The Fridge

    by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone

    Oh, wait, no...that was my grandpa.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Insufferable Improv Troupe

    by AzulTool

  • June 8, 2010, 3:06 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Fountain of Youth

    by orcus

  • June 8, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and those Damn kids on his lawn

    by orcus

  • June 8, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST

    I dont think he did, Chuck Norris' beard

    by D.Vader

    I think the Beard knows that no one is going to have an emotional connection to someone we just met 4 minutes ago. <p> If it was Sallah, YES, we'd be devastated emotionally, ad then that emotion would be immediately undercut by the action sequence that follows. In other words, we would not be given enough breathing room to react to such a betrayal, and an event like that would require a lot of room for us to react accordingly. <p> Which is why I really doubt Spiels wanted us to feel for Indy during that scene. He was surprised but immediately shoved it off to escape. If it was Sallah, that would not have been the case.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the quest of the stool softener

    by orcus

  • June 8, 2010, 3:09 p.m. CST

    As long as Marion kicks ass in this one...

    by MJohnson

    ...maybe she can drink Shia under the table in a Nepalese bar or something.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    No Marion, No gay boy Shia LaPoof

    by carterwgills

    that is all

  • June 8, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    RPLocke

    by the_beard_of_Chuck_Norris

    How was what I said a "reach"? Also I never did say I hated the film. I was extremely disappointed with it but do not hate it. I save that for Superman Returns and Spider-Man3. <p> Your examples are moot as those mentioned were good from the start and remained that way. Belloq was evil and remained that way. <p> We have a character introduced to us as Indy's friend and then within 2 minutes of meeting him we find out he's double-crossed Indy. Then later he tells Indy he's on his side only to double-cross him yet again. And we are to believe Indy fell for it... everytime. <p> The best betrayal in the Indy films was Walter Donovan's and Dr. Schneider's. <p> With Elsa we had attachment and then betrayal. We felt with the Jones boys as they had been duped.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:12 p.m. CST

    Surprised they would take it to the water...

    by Jaka

    ...this late in the series. But at least it's something different. And hey, Spielberg has had success their before.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST

    Elsa? Really? Who didn't know she was a turncoat?

    by RPLocke

    One of the most blandest actresses ever committed to film.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The Kid Who Says...

    by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone

  • June 8, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST

    Mac's timeline...

    by the_beard_of_Chuck_Norris

  • June 8, 2010, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Sorry, Kain, but no can do

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    You should drop the whole Fett thing. For real. Despite wishing that Jett would stick his head in a noose, I'm a pretty nice guy. The fact that I'm dancing around Fett should prove this to you. If not, I suggest that you request a copy of his script. As I said in that talkback, I *DID* think Fett was talking out of his ass, he sent me his script, I read it, and returned to that talkback to state unequivocally that Fett had produced a script. Now, if that's "shaming" me, you should definitely request a copy of that script just so you're REAL CLEAR on what you're saying. Know what I'm saying here?<p>I mean, I could claim to be a writer, right? (My wife actually is, by the way.) And tell you how hard it is, etc. And you could say that was bullshit and tell me to make with the script. And I could do that. But whether or not I shamed you would really depend on what I sent you. Get it?<p>Once again, so you know that I'm a nice guy, Revenge of Fett has indeed written a script. He put a lot of work into it and that's definitely to be commended. Is it "ready for prime time" or "professional quality?" No, but nobody's first effort is. Fett should keep at it, read lots of scripts (and books as well). If he keeps at it, I've no doubt that he could definitely sell something some day.<p>And now this is a poor analogy ('cause by no stretch is Fett's script like what I'm about to say), but I could claim to be an artist and send you a crayon sketch. That doesn't mean I've shamed you in any way. (Again, Fett's work is NOT a crayon sketch.) So, Fett did prove me wrong, but shame me? Uh... no.<p>Regarding Jett, I'm glad you're a forgive and forget kinda guy, but his shit is ridiculous and, broken home or daddy-diddling, it don't matter. If he's old enough to post on here, he's old enough to not be a douche. And if he acts like a douche, I treat him like a douche. I appreciate your particular moral codes. Seriously. But MY "line" ain't there. I understand that yours is, but mine ain't. That's all.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:15 p.m. CST

    "No No No No" In Everything

    by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone

  • June 8, 2010, 3:15 p.m. CST

    After years of lurking...

    by cheekerpot

    I signed up just to say: Indy 5? Really? I didn't have to try hard to ban Indy4 from memory.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:16 p.m. CST

    Good stuff, D.Vader, but how would you link these in...

    by letsfightinglove

    Schindler's List(easy one)<br> Batteries Not Included<br> Hook<br> Saving Private Ryan(another easy one)<br> Munich<br> The Color Purple<br> AI<br> Minority Report<br> The Terminal<br> Amistad<br> Jurassic Park<br> <br> Keep 'em coming, dude.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:16 p.m. CST

    Raiders-style story conference: Lucas/Spielberg...

    by TheLastVaults

    ...some Pixar writers! They have the most perfect track record of anyone making films in the last 15 years, and they know how to tell a story with action, humour, tension, and for all audiences. Like Star Wars and Raiders were!

  • June 8, 2010, 3:17 p.m. CST

    Temple of Doom

    by mastes360

    I wish people would just shut the fuck up about Temple of Doom!, its a great Indy film, its the 2nd best behind Raiders imo and is about a million times better than Crystal Skull!. Anyway i hope they do go practical as much as they can and i also hope the film is more in tone with Raiders and Doom complete with real peril and violence.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:18 p.m. CST

    You know, in truth, Kain

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    You're probably right. I probably shouldn't suggest that the idiot kill himself. But sometimes I type before I think.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:18 p.m. CST

    Mac's storyline...

    by the_beard_of_Chuck_Norris

    He goes from Indy's wartime buddy friend for life to double-crossing Indy, to saying he's really triple-crossing Ruskies to quadruple-crossing Indy, to he's dead.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:21 p.m. CST

    Nuke the walk-in freezer.

    by Stuntcock Mike

    Bah.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:22 p.m. CST

    Indy/Marion interaction seemed very forced in KOTCS.

    by AzulTool

    Leave it to Lucas' shitty script to absolutely kill their chemistry.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:22 p.m. CST

    they'll use the triangle to bring indy present day

    by ahdvd

    Mark my words, since they cant use aliens given the uproar from crystal skull, the only other 'paranormal' element left to them is time travel, and it sets up a whole new series of movies with Shia Jones present day. It will suck, oh yes, it WILL suck.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    Ford knew the last one sucked ass...that's why

    by LegendarySpartanBlood

    he wasn't awake. I seriously hope the further destruction of my childhood ceases when this movie is made. DO IT RIGHT LUCAS!! fucking do P90x or something Harrison, get some energy.. shit man

  • June 8, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones Has A Nice Sandwich

    by Axl Z

    Nom nom, Lucas gatta eat y'all!

  • June 8, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST

    D. Vader

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Ask Fett for a copy of the script. I've still got it here somewhere, but, you know, I don't wanna be emailing someone else's work around. That ain't exactly kosher. Let's see - it's about ninety pages, if memory serves. Definitely shows a lot of heart and desire. He should certainly be proud of the effort that he put into it. My wife just sold her first story to Harlequin and its number five on their ebook site (Carina Press) so I know what kind of work goes into knocking out those pages. It ain't easy and it takes a lot of perseverance. Like I said, Fett should keep on keepin' on, constantly putting out the pages, and constantly trying to improve those pages. And read, read, read, read scripts! Everybody's scripts! All kinds by different writers!<p>Just found out that both Raymond Chandler AND Hunter S. Thompson BOTH learned to write by copying the writers that they respected and those guys ain't slouches!

  • June 8, 2010, 3:25 p.m. CST

    Fair enough Bicycle Sharer

    by Kain_Bloodstone

    I'm glad we part on good terms.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST

    Mr Gorilla

    by DrPepperPHD

    I see your point concerning remaining spoiler free. Then again, all the things you mentioned were in the trailers. South America/the warehouse/Marion were all in the previews. Now that I think about it.....it's pretty funny how coy they were about Marion in the film itself. It was clearly meant to be some type of big surprise reveal, but, SHE WAS IN BOTH OF THE TRAILERS.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Breakfast at Dennys

    by RPLocke

    mmm. Denny's.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST

    But, of course, sir

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    ;-) I try not to be the douche and, as you'll note here and in the Fett talkback, I admit when I'm wrong. I'm too fucking old to still play like I'm always right. That shit gets tiring. Just apologize and move on, right?

  • June 8, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Overflowing Colostomy Bag

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    In 2012, the shit... will... fly!

  • June 8, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones says "Part Time" Full Retard

    by Axl Z

    But says it great in the trailer..

  • June 8, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    Full Retard

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    That phrase always kills me!

  • June 8, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    Also....

    by mastes360

    Can we actually have Indy shoot his gun in this?, can we have Indy diving around trucks and brutally hitting people in this instead os Shia doing most of the action. If you watch back Crystall Skull you will see that the very short fight scene with the big Russian in the jungle is almost the only action that Indy does in the film!, i know Ford isn't getting any younger but he's a fit guy and age never stopped John Wayne and the other classic male leads!.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    Get Shia out of this fucking movie!

    by jaysin420

    I don't even hate the guy (he made disturbia a good movie) but he doesn't belong in these movies. It worked with Connery cause Sean Connery is a motherfucking pimp. If Indy needs a pal for this movie, bring back Shortround.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:31 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE CARNIVAL FUN SHIP OF DOOM

    by BringingSexyBack

    Shia: "No time for fun Docta Jones! We got trouble!"

  • June 8, 2010, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Indy IV was shit because

    by jason john

    it didnt feel grand like the other three, there were hardly any real locations & it felt like it was all on a stage (which it more or less was) plus it had a really awful baddie compared to the others. For the next one, Id of not minded something supernatural, the "Find Your Fate" book: Indiana Jones and the Cup of the Vampire was cool !

  • June 8, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Private Sector Jobs Rebound

    by AzulTool

    Talk about science fiction.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST

    RAIDERS OF THE MIDNIGHT BUFFET

    by BringingSexyBack

    Who knew old people could eat that much at midnight?

  • June 8, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST

    It should be in 3D

    by RPLocke

    Spielberg is a pretty dull director these days. Get Cameron in and spielberg and Lucas to write. Holy shit!

  • June 8, 2010, 3:35 p.m. CST

    Extraordinary Measures WAS Indy 5.

    by Fa Fa Fooey

    Didn't you know?

  • June 8, 2010, 3:35 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUISE

    by BringingSexyBack

    Indy says adieu like Mark Wahlberg in The Perfect Storm.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Indy once traveled to Neverland as a kid

    by D.Vader

    They left that part out of the Young Indiana Jones series. When he was in London, he ended up flying alongside Peter Pan to Neverland and fought against Captain Hook. In fact, Indy was there when Pan lopped off Hook's hand. <p> Growing up, Indy forgot about Neverland and thought his memory of that place was just a dream. He was friends/neighbors with JM Barrie during his time in London and assumed he had heard the Pan story from him, when in reality, it was actually the other way around...

  • June 8, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF FOOD

    by BringingSexyBack

    Which is just another way of saying cruise ship.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Saving Private Ryan

    by D.Vader

    Indy fought alongside Captain Miller in North Africa during the early years of World War II. They bonded over both being teachers back in the states. Captain Miller is then assigned to the D-Day landing at Normandy while Indy is recruited by OSS to work as a double agent in Europe alongside Mac.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the 7th Joint Harry Ford has Toked Today

    by AzulTool

    And he's on Pacific Standard Time.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Jurassic Park

    by D.Vader

    Indy grew up and went to school alongside one John Hammond, who had a greater interest in paleontology than he did archaeology. Still, Indy would send chunks of amber that he found on his travels and expeditions around the world back to Hammond, though he never quite understood Hammond's need for it...

  • June 8, 2010, 3:39 p.m. CST

    " Raiders is set in the 40s"

    by Kaitain

    No it isn't. It's set in 1936. The first three movies are all set in the 30s. Temple of Doom is 1935, Last Crusade is 1938. None of them are set during wartime; the Nazis are in power in Germany and the shadow of war hovers over everything, but, crucially, all the borders are still open.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:39 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE ICE SCULPTURE FISH

    by BringingSexyBack

    They're works of art that melt before your eyes. Totally fucking existential.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE NEVERENDING PLUME OF OIL

    by BringingSexyBack

    The solution is to plug Shia's head into the gusher.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Fucknuts Who Hates KOTCS

    by BilboRing

    I rank the movies as Raiders, Kingdom, Last Crusade, and Temple of Doom. Fuck you haters. You are just out of touch with Indiana Jones movies.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:42 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Amistad

    by D.Vader

    According to Wikipedia, the Amistad was sold and renamed and continued to be a shipping vessel for many years under the name Ion. <p> After selling the Ion in Guadalupe in 1844, the ship is lost to history. <p> Who finds it? That's right: Indiana Jones.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:43 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Search For Indy

    by RPLocke

    Just before Indiana Jones dies, he places his Katra into his son. Shia and Marion and Sallah must travel to an island called Genesis to revive Indiana Jones.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Two things

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    1) All this apologizing has got me singing fucking kumbayah, Kain! ;-)<p>2) Fett should get his ass on here and make with the script. We've teased the shit out of it for him!

  • June 8, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY

    by BringingSexyBack

    Indy: "So long, Danielle!" <P> Danielle (Laughing): "Goodbye, Dr. Jones ..." <P> Waves to pilot, who happens to be Danny.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:46 p.m. CST

    (500) DAYS OF INDIANA

    by BringingSexyBack

    Indy: "So ... you're married." <P> Summer: "Yeah. Crazy, huh?" <P> Indy: *Dives into snake pit*

  • June 8, 2010, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and My Distraction From Doing Actual Work

    by AzulTool

    Mola Ram, prepare to meet Kali...IN THE BREAKROOM!

  • June 8, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Oh, wow.

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    "I rank the movies as Raiders, Kingdom, Last Crusade, and Temple of Doom." What the fuck can you even say to that? Seriously. What. The. Fuck.<p>Honestly, swinging fucking CGI monkeys is number two? How can one even argue with that?

  • June 8, 2010, 3:49 p.m. CST

    D. Vader, regarding Amistad

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Have you ever heard the rumor that ol' Cinque returned to Africa and became a slave trader himself - http://www.africawithin.com/bios/joseph_cinque.htm? If so, what a fucking douche.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:49 p.m. CST

    HERE'S MY RANKING

    by BringingSexyBack

    (500) Days of Summer <br> Temple of Doom <br> Raiders <br> Last Crusade <br> Couples Retreat <br> Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

  • June 8, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Could be good..

    by shutupfanboy

    I am not in the I hate Skull camp, but it was disappointing after awhile. Then again, $700 million pretty much speaks for itself as whether internet fans matter or not. Quick answer, No fucking way. I am a little hesitant about the Triangle maybe it ties to Atlantis that would be awesome if they are just using it as Indy and friends stuck in a boat full of ghosts I am thinking another disappointment. Yeah, Speilberg is a terrible director, Gilliam needs to stop and think about that since most of his movies are fucking incoherent disasters of storytelling. 12 Monkeys not with standing. What the fuck was the point of Brazil? Yeah, society is fucked up, but look at all the weird shit, 90% of all Gilliam's movies. As for Lucas, give it a rest nerds, he made you who you are today with him Star Wars no ILM, no Cameron, no Ridely, no Jackson and 100% of the top grossing films minus Home Alone. WTF were we thinking when we all bought a ticket to that.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST

    I COULD USE A SLAVE MYSELF

    by BringingSexyBack

    Work's killing me here.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Not sure about those rumors, though...

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    About Cinque. My brother related this to me, but I'm not too sure about the internet documentation. Could be a buncha bullshit, but, really, what's the point in making that shit up?

  • June 8, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST

    Made Old Fashioned Way: B&W, cheap stunts, bad effects work!

    by JonChambers

    YEAH - LET'S DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY! WITH OBVIOUS MINIATURES, TOHO-LIKE DOLL SOLDIERS POPPING OUT OF TANKS, AND USING GOLD FISH FOR GIANT SEA MONSTERS AROUND A TOY SUB. YOU fucking assholes. You want it the old fashioned way? Bend over, take your pants down, and you'll get it the old fashioned way, you farts.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Great work, Vader...

    by letsfightinglove

    Forget batteries not included, I thought it was The Berg's for some reason.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Holy shit, shutupfanboy

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Dude, Time Bandits, Brazil, Munchausen, The Fisher King, Twelve Monkeys and Fear and Motherfucking Loathing?!?!?!

  • June 8, 2010, 3:56 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Girl who Cries Rape

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

  • June 8, 2010, 3:56 p.m. CST

    Oh, no, no, no, JonChambers

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    You young fool, those CGI monkeys were way fucking preferable to practical effects. Sigh. So glad I wasn't raised on a fucking diet of Wi and Playstation so that I'd think that shit was acceptable.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:56 p.m. CST

    Lose Shia, Get Salah

    by Longtime Lurker

    Honestly, how tough is that choice?

  • June 8, 2010, 3:58 p.m. CST

    btw, I know this link is old hat, but...

    by Kaitain

    ...for anyone who missed it when it was doing the rounds a few years back, here is proof that Spielberg and Lucas were once upon a time full of genuinely brilliant ideas and creativity: <p> http://tinyurl.com/aum42e

  • June 8, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Black Peal

    by RPLocke

    Indiana Jones uncovers a mysterious Pirate ship, and an army of undead Pirates. Johnny Depp co stars.

  • June 8, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Re "LET'S DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY!"

    by Kaitain

    Raiders looks five times better than Crystal Skull. If you can't see that, you have my sympathies.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:02 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the search for more money

    by docter419

  • June 8, 2010, 4:07 p.m. CST

    You Lost me at Lucas

    by Phategod2

    I've lost all respect for his "Talent". at this point and Speilberg spends too much time cowtowing to him and others to do any good.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:08 p.m. CST

    Alien concept = cool. Execution = Lucasian garbage

    by Flip63Hole

    Just like the CG ants and the CG prairie dogs and the CG monkeys and the forgettable judo guys and the other forgettable little enemies and the forgettable aliens and worthless antagonists and basically the entire plot, in general. One of the worst movies I've seen in my life. At least B-movies can be entertaining and I know what I'm getting with another Saw sequel...

  • June 8, 2010, 4:09 p.m. CST

    Great link, Kaitain

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Thanks for that. It's like being a fly on the wall for the creation of cinematic history.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Cool! The Phantom 2!

    by captain_kirk

    Let's see it the way Billy Zane did 15 years ago!

  • June 8, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Anybody got any word on Shane Black's Doc Savage?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Now THAT is gonna be some shit!

  • June 8, 2010, 4:11 p.m. CST

    Flip63Hole

    by RPLocke

    Lol, slams Indy, but loves Saw. What a piece of shit.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:13 p.m. CST

    70's era Indy movie...

    by captain_kirk

    swinging indy

  • June 8, 2010, 4:16 p.m. CST

    The CG ants in Crystal Skull are fucking awesome

    by D.Vader

    I think anyone who criticizes the ants is off his rocker and overloaded with anti-Crystal Skull hate, because that is one moment that I think is very critic-proof. The ants don't look like CGI. They look like swarming hoards of ants.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:20 p.m. CST

    Agreed on the ants, Vader

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Sort of. Respectable, I guess I'd say, but the monkeys and the rest of it? Pure fucking shit.<p>Fuck, they even shot the fucking airport in Van Nuys or some shit! Indy is a fucking globetrotter. When all your "light" looks just like a studio or Southern Cal, you've failed at your Indiana Jones movie.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:22 p.m. CST

    Nope, not Van Nuys

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Fucking Fresno. Indiana Jones will span the globe from San Bernardino to the Napa Valley!

  • June 8, 2010, 4:23 p.m. CST

    LMAO, RPLocke

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Good call, dude! Totally missed that.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the empty case of Depends

    by LargoJr

    "Ah damnit Marion.. I sneezed in my sleep and shit the bed again." [p] "JONES!"

  • June 8, 2010, 4:25 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Lost Quarter in the Couch

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    The production crew will spare no expense as they move Harrison from the kitchen to the living room, out to the garage, and then onto the back porch in a thrilling, action tour de force in exotic locations that they can convince Harrison to go to!

  • June 8, 2010, 4:29 p.m. CST

    Fucking I can hear Harrison Ford now

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    You want me to get outta bed and go into the kitchen then the living room and the damned back porch? What am I, thirty-years-old? How's about we just drape a green curtain on the wall behind my electric adjustable bed? You can make it look like anywhere in the world, right? And you can just Photoshop the remote control and the bag of Doritos outta my hands, too, right? And instead of me talking, why dontcha get somebody to dub my dialogue while I'm munching on these chips?

  • June 8, 2010, 4:30 p.m. CST

    'Conclusion to the franchise'!!!

    by Lone Fox

    Yeah right, like they'd stop at 5. If it's the Bermuda triangle it won't be aliens, yeah Atlantis sounds most probable. Crystal Skull would've been great if they'd kept to the premise- 50's UFO's? Then give us 50's aliens. Mars Attacks style. Or the original Bodysnatchers designs. As for 'less CG'... pff, they said that last time. Eh, I didn't mind Crystal Skull. But that's not a glowing recommendation.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:31 p.m. CST

    Thrill! As Indy slowly takes each step...

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Down the stairs into the garage while carefully clutching the handrail! Gasp! As he narrowly avoids tripping on some tools he left on the floor! Marvel! At the exotic splendor of the screened back porch!

  • June 8, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Missing Social Security Check

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    The Nazi's stole it no doubt.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Indy shakes fist at something off-camera

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    "And stay offa my lawn, ya little Nazis!"

  • June 8, 2010, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Home Alone

    by RPLocke

    Indiana Jones must take care of his bratty nephew during Christmas, but Harry and Marv break into his house.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Bruckheimer co-producing: Indiana Davy Jones

    by kabong

    Pirates of the Bermuda Triangle. <P> BO gold!

  • June 8, 2010, 4:35 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE EPIC TALKBACK

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

    WITH WITTY TITLES REFFERING TO HARRISON FORDS GERIATRIC STATUS

  • June 8, 2010, 4:36 p.m. CST

    The ants look totally fake to me.

    by AzulTool

    That doesn't mean it's not one of the cooler scenes, but they look very CGI.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:36 p.m. CST

    Indy 5 may be about...

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    Harry's tropical shirts.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:36 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND HARRISON FORDS POOP BAG LOL

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 8, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Okay, seriously, I think it might be funny

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    If Indy holds up a line at the post office while he's relating his adventures to a clerk while simultaneously complaining about the outrageously expensive postage stamps.<p>"Four cents! That's so high! I remember when postage used to be..."<p>"Hurry up, Old Man!"

  • June 8, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND HARRISON FORDS LOST CAR KEYS LOL

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 8, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    INDY 5 may be about...

    by fanboy71

    2 hours too long!

  • June 8, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND HARRISON FORDS PROSTATE CANCER SCREENING LOL

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 8, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND HARRISON FORDS COSCO CRATE OF FIBER ONE LOL

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 8, 2010, 4:39 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Search for Drew McWeeny.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    The Nazi's kidnap Drew for giving Hitlers Mein Kampf a negative review.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:39 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND HARRISON FORDS FORGOTTEN MEMORIES LOL

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 8, 2010, 4:39 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND HARRISON FORDS WRINKLED ASS CHEEKS LOL

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 8, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Indy turns back to the guy in line...

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Who shouted at him.<p>"It's not the years, kid..."<p>"No, it IS the years, Grandpa! Now, hurry up!"<p>Indy turns, a fighting look on his face. Arms slightly out from his body, he reaches down and yanks out his trusty whip to teach this kid some manners.<p>Only it ain't his whip! It's his belt! And Indy's pants drop to the ground!

  • June 8, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND HARRISON FORDS WALK TO THE PARK TO FEED THE SQ

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 8, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    Fiber One?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Are you kidding? You know what they're asking for that? METAMUCIL!!!

  • June 8, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND HARRISON FORDS GOLDEN WALKER LOL

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 8, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    letsfightinglove, Future and contemporary Spielberg...

    by D.Vader

    Is harder to connect with Indiana Jones. AI and Minority Report are easy to connect as one being the future of the other, but to tie it into the other films? More difficult.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:42 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE DENTURES OF DOOM

    by FlyingToupee

  • June 8, 2010, 4:43 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Search for Harry Knowle's PS3.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    Harry needs a blu ray player.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Scary 3D movie

    by RPLocke

    Indy goes to see a 3D movie for the first time and his head explodes.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Bradley Cooper as Indiana Jones

    by AzulTool

  • June 8, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    If no CGI...

    by tailhook

    what will they blame the poor reviews on? You gotta have that CGI or someone might actually start to think (gasp!) the story is lacking.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:45 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Soggy Corn Flakes.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    Indy gotta eat to.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:45 p.m. CST

    Lets get this shit straight folks

    by Candy ass monkey suit

    Right..there won't be any aliens. Spielberg didnt really want any for indy 4 but lucas suckered him into it..can't see that happening again. Shia is a fuckin great actor..fuck anyone who says otherwise..yes the monkey scene was shit but shia is great so there! yes by all means lose some of the cgi but not all. Just tone it down a little is all. Remember the original trilogy had fx in them..just look at all 3 and they all have matte paintings and spcial visual fx ..thats all is needed just to pare it down a bit. Funny how it said this would be fords last time in the role...NO SHIT SHERLOCK!! at nearly 70 it doesnt take superbrian to work that one out. Also it won't have had 19 yrs of reworked scripts behind it and will be all the better for it. i hope kasdan is involved but i doubt he will be but even an original script by Koeep will be better than all shit he was asked to change by Lucas.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:46 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Sour Prune Juice.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    Indy gotta drink.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:48 p.m. CST

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 8, 2010, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Long Line at the DMV.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    Indy gotta drive.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:49 p.m. CST

    Why are they still talking about this????

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Just more proof that money rules everything.. and most of you stupid mutherfuckers are gonna provide them more of it when this fucking piece of shit is released!! But hey, special effects people need jobs too! Economy 1, Artistic Merit 0. Fuck you Lucas!!

  • June 8, 2010, 4:51 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE GERITOL OF GERONIMO

    by FlyingToupee

  • June 8, 2010, 4:51 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE POLYGRIP OF POSEIDON

    by FlyingToupee

  • June 8, 2010, 4:52 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Nursing Home of Gold

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 4:54 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE LAXATIVE OF LONGINUS

    by FlyingToupee

  • June 8, 2010, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Cool New Electric Toothbrush

    by RPLocke

    Man, that's cool!

  • June 8, 2010, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Senior Casino Day of Doom

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones And The Inability To Understand The Concept Of Inf

    by Dead_Kate_Moss

    They should set the next one in the late 70s at the height of Star Wars mania. And Indy does a double take at Han Solo.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Buffet

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 4:55 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE ESCAPE FROM THE COLONOSCOPY LOL

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 8, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE SECRET OF THE CREME OF WHEAT

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 8, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE BEDPAN OF BARABBAS

    by FlyingToupee

  • June 8, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE CURSE OF ARTHRITIS

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 8, 2010, 4:57 p.m. CST

    So JettL1993.....

    by DrPepperPHD

    .....is actually Gloria Katz? Do I have that right? She wrote Temple of Doom and is back to ghost write Indy5, Batman 3, and Thor? PLUS, she's helping John Williams score Indy5? Even though it won't be released for another 2 years? <p> She also had all the ideas for Jaws and Star Wars.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:57 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the new TV remote!

    by RPLocke

    Shorty! How do I get this to work!!

  • June 8, 2010, 4:58 p.m. CST

    .. Inflation

    by Dead_Kate_Moss

    Oh, and I can just add that Marion was a total bitch for hiding the fact that Indy had a son and that her son's father wasn't his real dad.

  • June 8, 2010, 4:58 p.m. CST

    Of course it'll be about Atlantis

    by BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER

    ....there was a video game using that angle and the Bermuda Triangle can easily connect to it. Regardless, it's a step up from Roswell, Aliens and the "Skullfuck".

  • June 8, 2010, 4:58 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Curse of the Silk Sock Garters

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 5:01 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Noise Next Door

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Can't believe you guys are still debating what it's gonna be about!! It can be about vaginas and it will still SUCK!!!!

  • June 8, 2010, 5:01 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Blue Pills

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 5:02 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Evil Long Haired Hippies

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    "GET OFF MY LAWN"

    by D.Vader

    I meant... "GET OFF MY PLANE".

  • June 8, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Search for the Good Old Days

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Indian Jones and The Confusing Remote

    by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone

  • June 8, 2010, 5:05 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Early-bird Special

    by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone

  • June 8, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Sicuv Uyall

    by Axl Z

    "You should have let me in on this.. We could have planned it, prepared it.. Pre-sold the movie rights!!" In other words, damn great idea!

  • June 8, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    "Throw me the idol, I threw out my back!"

    by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone

  • June 8, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Missing Big Lots Coupons

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 5:09 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Vanishing Rogaine.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    Indy needs hair.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:11 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the case of Erectile Dysfunction.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    Indy goes limp.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:12 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Part Time Job at McDonalds

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    Jonas Bros. May make a cameo

    by JettL1994

    There's a scene set in NYC in which Indy and Mutt stumble into the Beatles played by the famous trio. Casting is underway for Ringo, however.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Quest For Viagra.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    Indy needs sex.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:14 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The Last Parking Meter.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 8, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Golden Walk In Bathtub

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Adventure has a name... and is wheelchair accessible.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The Last Toupee.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 8, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Everyone here will see it

    by MattmanReturns

    A few will boast that they downloaded and didn't pay for it, but you'll be seeing it none the less.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:17 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones Raiders of the Last Walmart.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 8, 2010, 5:17 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and That Damned Cellphone

    by Sicuv Uyall

    The cellphone would take up the first half of the movie

  • June 8, 2010, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Last Handicap Parking Space.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 8, 2010, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Clapper

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Harrison Ford was great in BRUNO

    by Gorgomel

    best line of the entire movie.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:20 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Evil Freeway

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 5:20 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Wheel Chair of Doom.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 8, 2010, 5:21 p.m. CST

    More Indy V News

    by JettL1994

    Sir Sean Connery may come out of retirement to reprise his role as Henry Jones Sr. George is planning on releasing a 'Special Edition' of KOTCS to digitally replace the photo in the frame on Indy's desk with Short Round. If Mr. Connery decides not to participate, the part will be recast with Roger Moore.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Last Life Alert Device.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 8, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Denture Cream of Fate

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 5:23 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Search for the Matlock DVDs

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 5:23 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Missing Bowtie.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 8, 2010, 5:24 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE 3RD HIP REPLACEMENT

    by HaterofCrap

    I'd see it.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Last Tube of Preparation H.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 8, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The Senior Moment after Senior Moment

    by Alice Cooper Stalker

  • June 8, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Rolaids of Doom

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 8, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Search for Short Rounds Mommy.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 8, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Pep Boys of Doom.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 8, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Never thought there'd be a time in my life

    by Crangdo

    where I wasn't interested in news regarding Indiana Jones or Star Wars, but alas that time has arrived.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Y'know, I have rewatched Crystal Skull

    by Baryonyx

    No, I lied. It was too shit to watch a second time.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    I like this idea

    by The_Crimson_King

    I'm game

  • June 8, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Meat Loaf Night

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Old Country Buffet of Doom.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 8, 2010, 5:29 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE HANGNAIL OF HERCULES

    by FlyingToupee

  • June 8, 2010, 5:29 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Stairway of Doom

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test

    by N

  • June 8, 2010, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Last Proctologist Exam.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 8, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Fools With Their Pants on the Ground

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground. And gold teeth in their mouth. This one, Indy is a grumpy old black guy.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE SUPPOSITORY OF SOPHOCLES

    by FlyingToupee

  • June 8, 2010, 5:33 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Hardy's of Doom.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 8, 2010, 5:33 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Medicinal Marijuana Plant of Zeus

    by Sicuv Uyall

    for his glaucoma.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:35 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Senior Bus Trip of Doom.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 8, 2010, 5:35 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Knights of Branson

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Wisconsin, right?

  • June 8, 2010, 5:35 p.m. CST

    Sean Connery will be dead within six months

    by Dead_Kate_Moss

    I called it first. Remember that.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:38 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Nice British Canal Holiday

    by Baryonyx

    Too late, Ford has already done this in real life.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:38 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Revoked Drivers License

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 8, 2010, 5:40 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Snakes on the Plane

    by RPLocke

    I hate snakes.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:40 p.m. CST

    Twilight IV Scoop!

    by JettL1994

    During a break writing the script for 'Marmaduke 2', my girlfriend Kristen Stewart called with huge news you are hearing here first: Daniel Day Lewis will play Nahuel in the next chapter of the Stephanie Meyer series.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    Everyone will see it?

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    And your point is? Does seeing it somehow invalidate criticism?

  • June 8, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Sacred Earpiercing of Youth

    by Sicuv Uyall

    maybe he'll try it with Jimmy Buffet and Ed Bradley.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:45 p.m. CST

    Koyaanisqatsi

    by Sicuv Uyall

    I don't think Indy "saving the day" was an issue. It was the issue of "writing a good script.." which leads to the next title...

  • June 8, 2010, 5:47 p.m. CST

    Lots of CGI is fine, IF USED CORRECTLY

    by zacUpquark

    CGI is just another special effect. Ideally, ANY special effect makes something unreal look real, and you don't even know it's an effect. Fair examples are "The Titanic", or 1933 New York in Jackson's "King Kong", which also had the possible WORST CGI scene ever with the "tumbling brontosaurs" ...

  • June 8, 2010, 5:47 p.m. CST

    SlyAndTheFamilyStallone

    by DrPepperPHD

    "Throw me the idol, I threw out my back!" ahahahahahahahahaha.....well played sir

  • June 8, 2010, 5:48 p.m. CST

    They said they weren't going to rely on CG for Indy 4...

    by canvasseamonkey

  • June 8, 2010, 5:49 p.m. CST

    All movies have the potential to be awesome

    by BobbyMcPrescott

    I'm just as excited about this as I was the last one. It could be awesome. It could suck. Either way I'll probably see it once high as well and forget about it until something reminds me I barely remember it. Of Indy 5 I remember a motorcycle, a refrigerator and an alien, and I don't think the motorcycle counts cause it was in the trailer.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:53 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Anorexic Ally MacBeal

    by Bodacious_Crumb

  • June 8, 2010, 5:56 p.m. CST

    MCVamp: Harrison Ford is the new "old Indy".

    by Nem_Wan

    93-year-old, one-eyed "Old Indy" played by George Hall was deleted from the Young Indy series when it was reedited for home video, so the eye patch thing may be out.

  • June 8, 2010, 5:58 p.m. CST

    Uh-oh....

    by TedKordLives

    Sounds like somebody's feeling a little desperate for attention....

  • June 8, 2010, 5:58 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE ALZHEIMERS HALLUCINATION OF SHIVA

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 8, 2010, 5:59 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE GREY HAIR WOVEN FLEECE

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 8, 2010, 6 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE LOST ADVENTURE IN WALMART

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 8, 2010, 6 p.m. CST

    This will never happen...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    If it does, I'll eat my hat (and Indy's).<p>The only way I would want to see this is if they mo-capped Ford's tired old ass back to his early 40's and made it a prequel to Crystal Skull, much like Temple was to Raiders. Mocapping an iconic actor back to his prime years will be the next big effects challenge. Of course, they did it in a few isolated scenes with Brad Pitt in Benjamin Button, but I'm talking about for the duration of an entire film and in broad daylight, instead of cheating and hiding in shadows as in Button. Plus, that way you don't have to deal with the dead weights of Mutt and the betrothed Marion. Just give us Indy in his peak adventure years; I don't need another watered down family dynamic/ comedy Indy movie as in Crusade/ Skull - I want the Bondian kick-ass adventurer Indy of Raiders/ Doom again.<p>And please - no David Koepp. That guy is surely one of the blandest screenwriters around and partly responsible for many of Spielberg's weak blockbusters of the past 10 years. I'm baffled what Spielberg sees in him, since his banal workaday writing has no sense of scope or excitement whatsoever. Even the original Jurasic Park was much less than it could have been thanks to Koepp's involvement. I'm not expecting Larry Kasdan, but how about Jonathan Nolan? Since he's working on Interstellar, hopefully the Berg has been impressed enough with his efforts to consider him as his new go-to guy when it comes to scriptwriting.

  • June 8, 2010, 6:07 p.m. CST

    And this made me laugh...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    "Devin over at CHUD wrote a great editorial about how modern day movie geeks are fucking idiot snobs who want everything to be mainstream while claiming otherwise."<p>I knew Devin was a pathetic and disgusting waste of space, but so painfully lacking personal insight and a complete and utter lack of self awareness to boot? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black...

  • June 8, 2010, 6:09 p.m. CST

    I didn't mean you, CACSH.

    by TedKordLives

  • June 8, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Old Country Buffet

    by RPLocke

    Mmmm.

  • June 8, 2010, 6:13 p.m. CST

    Darabont's script was better than Koepp's but

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    not by much. Lucas was correct in canning the thing. The script available online is also not a first draft, but the last of four that Darabont wrote. In fact, his first draft involved ex-Nazis hiding out in Argentina post-War, Boys from Brazil style, and with a vendetta against Dr. Jones.

  • June 8, 2010, 6:15 p.m. CST

    Just recast Indy

    by Kaitain

    Treat him like James Bond. There was a time when people must have thought that James Bond and Sean Connery could not possibly be separated. And while I do think Connery was the best Bond, I am much happier for the series to change actor than for the series to be built around an ageing actor. <p> Indiana Jones and the 1930s setting are too good to be wasted. (Although I maintain that they have already been wasted, i.e. that all the movies after Raiders have been disappointing.)

  • June 8, 2010, 6:19 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones don't need Shia

    by 420 Boylston St

    I know Indy normally have a sidekick for the films but Shia was not the best coming out of the fourth film. I wouldn't mind a prequel of the KOTCS before Indy is married to a fat chick who lost all her acting talent. I would like another stab at getting Sean Connery one more time before he dies. Surprise to learn Connery has also been in great shape, well not like his Biond days, but he looks better than a lot of people his age. I know it may be hammy to do this but Spielberg dropped the ball by not casting his hot, YES I SAID IT, hot wife and still acting Kate Capshaw for the film. Indy deserves her not a fat chick! As for writers, I think Lucas should hand the script to Steven Spielberg. I think he's a good writer and I think he has the knowledge to know what could work in an INDY film. He and George should just write the script themselves and then have Jonathan Nolan or a Paul Hagis or M Night Shamaylan to polish it.

  • June 8, 2010, 6:21 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE TURKISH BATH HOUSE

    by Stuntcock Mike

    .

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  • June 8, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE QUEST TO STAY AWAKE DURING FILMING

    by Stuntcock Mike

    .

  • June 8, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND CALISTA'S PROLAPSED ANUS

    by Stuntcock Mike

  • June 8, 2010, 6:25 p.m. CST

    Indy 4 wasn't supposed to be CGI either

    by Charlie_Allnut

    So I'll believe this when I see it...I just don't think that Lucas can help himself. Why is it that his own company (ILM) does top notch work when working for other directors, but when working for their boss their animation looks like shit?

  • June 8, 2010, 6:25 p.m. CST

    Indy IV is underrated by fans

    by Dreamfasting

    I think that people went into Indy IV with a "Phantom Menace"-fear mindset and looked for reasons not to like it. The "Chariots of the Gods" aliens-in-history concept has been far far too many times, but the Indiana Jones mythology was the one place where it actually made sense to do it again. I thought there were a lot of cleverness to its nods to the period, I liked the atmosphere and the sense that it was still the same serial, only we'd missed a generation's worth of episodes along the way. Overall I still rate it higher than Last Crusade.<BR><BR>It amazes me that that even into his mid-60s, Harrison Ford can still pull off looking like an action hero. Here is a guy that portrayed Indy in Raiders as an already worn-down adventurer and 30 years later he's still going like the energizer archeologist.<BR><BR>If the technology reaches the point where you could digitize Harrison Ford's face and voice over someone adept at impersonating his emotive style of movements, would it be sacrilege to retcon the Holy Grail allow Indy to keep on adventuring forever?

  • June 8, 2010, 6:26 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE RAPISTS OF DOOM

    by Kontarsky

    Finishing the title of the article: [INDY 5 MAY BE ABOUT] ...the quest to bamboozle more moviegoers into paying for crap with a brand name people trust? Aw hell naw!

  • June 8, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Anyone who thinks Shia is a "great actor"

    by fiester

    Has less credibility than Andy Dick (and is probably considerably more high).

  • June 8, 2010, 6:35 p.m. CST

    My mindset going into Indy 4 was:

    by Toilet_Terror

    "Gee, I hope this isn't a complete waste of both time and money!" <p>Honestly, if it were more of a cornball comedy (ala Nuked Fridge) it probably would've been a more successful entertainment. Balls.

  • June 8, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    Recasting Indy

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    This would have been viable 20 years ago but alas I think Ford is too closely identified with the character now. Would the public accept another Indy? <p>I think Lucas would actually have loved to have to done this, and is probably kicking himself that he didn't follow through. We could have had many Indiana Jones adventures instead of just four, with Lucas and Spielberg as exec producers only, Cubby Broccoli style. But the insistence on always reuniting the core team of three for each sporadic movie instead of passing the torch onto other directors and actors has made this an unlikely prospect.<p>Of course, people did accept others as Bond after Connery, but then Connery's tenure as the character only lasted less than 10 years (if you don't count Never Say Never Again), and the character also had literary origins which allowed for more flexibility in interpretation, although that is probably a lesser factor.

  • June 8, 2010, 6:39 p.m. CST

    Glad for "old fashioned way"

    by bubcus

    I don't mind a little CG but the swinging monkeys and the CG gophers did not work... at all. Looking forward to number 5 though.

  • June 8, 2010, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Lucas movies and ILM

    by Kaitain

    "Why is it that his own company (ILM) does top notch work when working for other directors, but when working for their boss their animation looks like shit?" <p> Agreed.

  • June 8, 2010, 6:58 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE HOUSE WITH BALLOONS TIED TO IT

    by nursey

  • June 8, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    They're going the old fashioned way!

    by RPLocke

    Filming on one set in black and white. Take that fanboys!

  • June 8, 2010, 7:03 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE...

    by TedKordLives

    ...Uh, what was I talking about again?

  • June 8, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Who Cares Anymore?

    by Media Messiah

    This is now all about greed, not quality, in regard to Lucas and Spielberg.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:05 p.m. CST

    The Old Fashioned Way...?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Without sound?

  • June 8, 2010, 7:08 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Crystal Meth Dealers...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    He teams up with Dirty Harry Callahan to keep the streets clean...

  • June 8, 2010, 7:08 p.m. CST

    Recasting Indy like recasting Kirk

    by paulloch

    They did it with star trek, after 7 films and a TV series. It can be done with Indy, modern audiences aren't as demanding as they used to be.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:10 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Crystal Lite Dancers...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    with Tosh Daniels in Shia's role of Mutt...

  • June 8, 2010, 7:11 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Curse of Erectile Dysfunction

    by BP_drills_america_a_new_asshole

    Indiana Jones and the Search for the Golden Stairlift. Indiana Jones and the Mystery of Incontinence. Indiana Jones and the Legend of the Hip Replacement.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:13 p.m. CST

    More lies from these assholes?!

    by TheWaqman

    They said it would be less CGI-intensive for the last film too. I don't believe their shit, and this film will be terrible. Don't get your hopes up.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:16 p.m. CST

    Maybe Indy can travel backwards in time

    by Ye Not Guilty

    Go back to fighting Nazis again.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    Dreamfasting

    by spaceherpe

    Are you high?

  • June 8, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST

    Hate all you want but...

    by TheUmpireStrokesBach

    ...that shot of Shia as a Greaser Tarzan was fucking hilarious! Absurd, yes, but so was a monkey giving a Nazi salute.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST

    Dreamfasting makes some good points.

    by TommyGavinsEgo

    I didn't walk out of Crystal Skull feeling as if the franchise had been buried, or something beloved taken and kicked to death, burned, and pissed on. <p> <p> Did I come out feeling it could've been better, than there were so bad missteps in there? Yes. The monkeys. A big deal being made of Marion being back but nothing *really* been made of it, as much as could have been. I didn't HATE Shia, I don't think anyone else could've pulled his role off better. It's a fucking INDY flick, everybody is second fiddle to Ford. I thought Ford brought his game but TRIED to give Indy a little more of an "old", "worn down" frailty - which mightn't be what people wanted. <p> <p> This is coming from someone who dearly loves Raiders as a movie, an achievement, a story, an adventure... I love every frame of that film. And even as a kid, I knew that Temple and Crusade weren't QUITE in the same league. They took the well-drawn CHARACTER of Indiana Jones from the brilliantly plotted, brilliantly populated Raiders (honestly, EVERY character in that flick is memorable), and turned him into something more of an indestructible matinee hero to throw into increasingly outlandish escapades. Even as a twelve year old in the cinema, I knew there were things in Last Crusade that could have been done better, that somethings were TOO goofy compared to Raiders. <p> <p> What I'm getting at - and I know many will completely disagree - is that I see Raiders as a pinnacle unto itself, and the three movies that followed are a trilogy unto themselves. Raiders is the one that sits apart for me. Crystal Skull is tonally and thematically and structurally and narratively very very close to the other two. It has many faults, it always would have after such a long wait. NOTHING could have measured up. <p> <p> And if no one has already, I'd like to point out that the "Indy 5" article in questions looks, sounds, and smells, like utter bullshit to me - the kind of crap that gets trotted out into our UK tabloids every day. <p> <p> "Megan Fox is A LOCK as Catwoman in Batman 3" from a year or two ago, shit like that.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:20 p.m. CST

    Dreamfasting and all apologists.

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Some fucking idiot rated Crystal Skull higher than Last Crusade. You truly are a fucking idiot. When I spend money on a movie, i'm hoping to find reasons to like it. I mean I better find some reason to like it! You know how much movies are nowadays. I'll even make excuses if the movies is just so so and look for parts to like. C'mon, we got Harrison Ford and Spielberg, fuck it.. i know i'll like it. And Lucas can kiss my ass, because those other two will negate his worthless input. Well, was I ever fucking wrong!! Not even the disappointment of the prequels can match this one, cuz i was pissed!! So I'm sick of those apologists and Lucas lovers and Spielberg lovers who try to say the movie wasn't as bad as we think. It FUCKING SUCKED!!!! Somebody said to watch it with your inner child... Bullshit!! everytime i watch an adventure movie, it's my inner child watching! I am basically an inner child in real life! And my inner child told me "WAAAA THIS MOVIE SUCKED!!!" Try this, apologists.. try watching it and finding reasons not to like it. Try it once. You'll find that these reasons will outnumber the reasons why you thought you liked it. You Armond White.. the guy who loves EVERYTHING Spielberg does.. EVERYTHING!!!

  • June 8, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Old Fashioned Way!!

    by RPLocke

    Hand Puppets!!!

  • June 8, 2010, 7:23 p.m. CST

    Eat it up you fucking suckers

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Give Lucas that seed money so he can finally make that... Star Wars comedy series?!!

  • June 8, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST

    Eat it up you fucking suckers

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Give Lucas that seed money so he can finally make that... Star Wars comedy series?!!

  • June 8, 2010, 7:26 p.m. CST

    Am I the only one

    by SimonDunkle

    Who doesn't like ANY of the sequels? Raiders is a classic, rocked my world as a kid but the sequels' diminishing returns were significant from the get-go. Starting with that stupid Goonies kid in the second one. Whatever it was called.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:26 p.m. CST

    Old Fashioned Way...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Cave paintings...

  • June 8, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    The Paramount Logo Dissolve

    by Barry_Woodward

    We've seen the Paramount logo dissolve to mountains, a gong with a mountain on it and a prairie dog dirt mound. What would you like the logo to dissolve to for the fifth film? My ideas: 1. A smoking volcano that then erupts. Indy's on a remote island with angry natives and must get to the treasure before it's destroyed by lava. 2. A shark's fin as they cue the Jaw's theme. We follow the shark as the credits roll. From the shark's POV we see blood in the water and then the unlucky bastard it's spilling from. CHOMP. Cut to Indy being forced to walk the plank by the ship's Captain played by Ian McShane. 3. A mountain that a giant Indy crushes. You see, it's paper mache and he's destroying Tokyo while fighting Yakuza on the set of a Godzilla film. 4. A matte painting of a mountain on the set of Willie Scott's latest film. Short Round, who was adopted by Scott after "Temple", is there too as the stunt coordinator.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    Old Fashioned Way!

    by RPLocke

    Hand Shadows on blanket.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Charlie_Allnut good question

    by Sicuv Uyall

    It's because those other directors are skilled and set basic standards of believability for what they want on screen. As for Lucas, the fact that he got CGI prairie dogs up on the screen was good enough for him.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Filmaker Whose Dick Don't Work

    by AzulTool

    Why do you think he had to adopt his kids?

  • June 8, 2010, 7:34 p.m. CST

    Sorry, bit of a garbled post....

    by TommyGavinsEgo

    ... but it's late here! <p> <p> I know people despise Crystal Skull, but there are some nuggets of coolness in there. I dig the '50s sci-fi vibe they were trying to skewer in... the cheesy sound the skull makes, stuff like that... and not to defend Lucas TOO much (God knows he's not earned it with some of his missteps - this half-baked lunatic idea of a Star Wars COMEDY being the latest) or even Spielberg (it's his fault for simply GIVING IN to some of Lucas' whims), but this 50s sci-fi flavour, something we didn't get in the original '30s inspired ones, is their deliberate doing. And in some ways you can't knock 'em for it. They're geeks just like us. They're just geeks for a different ERA of movies. <p> <p> They KNOW those 30s cliffhanger serials and 50s sci-fi B-movies better than they know their own movies. They don't see what we see when they watch Star Wars or Indy movies. Those are OURS. They're something they MADE, and there is a difference. <p> <p> No, I don't love Crystal Skull. It could, and should, have been a shit-ton better considering the time they had to get it right, but before you rip it to shreds, go and find some of the scripts that were passed on. They are/were out there online. <p> <p> Indiana Jones and the Monkey King by Chris Columbus: Climactic battle between Indy riding a giant armoured rhinocerous against a tank, aided by pygmy tribes who bring him back to life after being killed with MAGIC PEACHES. Yeah, we'd all've loved THAT, I'm sure. (And the rest of the script is overblown and atrocious.) <p> <p> Indiana Jones and the Saucer Men From Mars (by Jeff Boam, I think?) - lots of stuff that ended up in Crystal Skull (rocket sled, nuclear bomb) but set entirely in New Mexico desert - that's right, no globetrotting at all, no red lines on a map - over a non-descript alien metal cylinder. The ending features Indy and his schmooze being sucked up in their truck into the belly of a UFO. Just horrible. <p> <p> And yes, Darabont's draft. Sure, some cool parts, and the Marion angle was played FAR better: but don't believe the hype. There were Jar-Jar-ish doo-doo gags, Indy eaten alive by a giant snake, and some totally hamfisted attempts at homaging the original trilogy, which came off as the worst kind of fanwankery. <p> <p> Plus, in the "temple" at the end, Indy blows the "king" alien's head off with a shotgun, whilst growling the line "welcome to Earth". Had Darabont never SEEN Independence Day? <p> <p> Take the best parts of Darabont's draft and remove what was terrible about the finished product, and we'd've had a great movie. <p> <p> Keopp just cannibalised all the different drafts, chucked them at a wall and waited to see what would stick. He should've done better.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:40 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the 3 Fags Who Used to be Great and Now Suck

    by AzulTool

  • June 8, 2010, 7:43 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The Monkey King

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    was not a possible script for Indy 4, but for Indy 3, and it was written in the mid-80's. Some joker has mis-labelled it as Indy 4 though, and tried to pass it off thus (before Crystal Skull came out). There are parts of it that were kept for Last crusade, like the boat chase, but it is a supremely silly script.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:43 p.m. CST

    The whole "..killed with MAGIC PEACHES" part sounds kinda cool..

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • June 8, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Just remake Raiders already!!!

    by darthwaz1

    Come on Hollywood!! Sam Worthington isn't getting any younger!!

  • June 8, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST

    How about this?

    by TedKordLives

    The Paramount logo dissolves to a steaming pile of dog shit, just to give you an idea of what you're in for.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    Set it in the 1800s

    by RPLocke

    Recast Henry Jones and have a Young Indy.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    HHHHAAAA!!!! Teddy...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • June 8, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    The Paramount Logo Dissolve Edit

    by Barry_Woodward

    4. The Paramount logo on the Paramount lot. He's there to retrieve an ancient artifact from a prop master when gangsters show up. They run and fight through multiple movies sets (Pee Wee's Big Adventure style) eventually ending up on the set of Willie Scott's latest film. Short Round, who was adopted by Scott after "Temple", is there too as the stunt coordinator.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    Stop pissing on whathas been a remarkable series of movies

    by Proman1984

    Simply reading about this movie got my bloood pumping. I love the Indiana Jones series and all of the movies have entertained me over the years in uniquely different ways. Bring on Indy 5!

  • June 8, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Costumes Without Wings on Their Heads

    by AzulTool

  • June 8, 2010, 7:53 p.m. CST

    The Paramount logo dissolve for Indy 5

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    should be from the Paramount mountain to a huge conical pile of shit as Lucas and Spielberg squat over it and dispell the contents of their aging dysentry-affected bowels. Then Ford and La Beef crawl on their hands and knees over to the brown land-mass to eat 'humble pie', if you will. Ford stands, turns to camera in dramatic close up, grinning mouth speckled with scat, and places the iconic Indy hat atop his head, and then there is an accordant background dissolve to the movie proper. <p>A nice meta-type film-within-a-film start for Indy 5, and a symbolic apology for the last movie.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    by MikeTheSpike

    If I had a nickel for every time they said a movie was going to use "less CGI" than the one before it, only to have the movie wind up using just about the same amount of CGI, I would have... a couple bucks. Basically, what I'm trying to say here is that I'll believe it when I see it.

  • June 8, 2010, 7:57 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Perpetually Late Benjy Bronk

    by AzulTool

  • June 8, 2010, 8:02 p.m. CST

    Two Jones', One Cup

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    And this 'cup' ain't the Holy Grai, I can tell you.

  • June 8, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...Angrily Sending Back a Bowl of Soup In a Diner

  • June 8, 2010, 8:06 p.m. CST

    Best line in Darabont's script...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    Indy: "Willie Scott...Last I heard, she moved to Hollywood as an actress and married some big time director." How meta.

  • June 8, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The Fanboy Dogpile

    by TheUmpireStrokesBach

  • June 8, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST

    has to do with a electromanetic audio time machine

    by TheJudger

    invented by Tesla. it can sense electromagnetic flux'es in time and space and decrypt them into pulses that equal audio, it can read radio broadcast from the future and the past. it can transmit audio messages to a future versions of itself so long as that future version is fairly close to the same location as it is in the past, same goes for the past broadcast receiver- information reception and sending is dependant on it's location. The Bermuda triangle was a Tesla experiment as well. Someone is trying to find out where the illusive Tesla machine is that did it. <P> So really it's two objects. An audio time machine and a machine that can tear electromagnetical objects out of relative space (flesh and metal)- both created by Tesla. <P> No more old relics or artifacts. something new something based in science and very powerful. <P> Now the radio recorder is needed to find the pilot transmissions so they can locate the possible site where the device is located. They fly around with scanning transmissions. The tesla electromagnetical objects displacer machine is odd becuase it was only used once but for some odd reason it is travelling through time as well with the objects it took with it. appearing at random times in the future in the past, So when it found it pulls indiana and the bad guys through time. <P>

  • June 8, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    Never EVER thought I'd say this but... REBOOT!

    by Laserbrain

    Someone convince Lucas to step the fuck back, hand the directing AND writing chores to BRAD BIRD, set the film in the 30s/40s and cast JON HAMM.<p>Problem fucking solved. Goodnight and thank you.

  • June 8, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    HRUMPPHHT!!!

    by Citizen Sane

    Would the damn asteroid just come and wipe us out already!!!

  • June 8, 2010, 8:15 p.m. CST

    The bad guys are the Illuminati

    by TheJudger

    it's all about controlling world affairs

  • June 8, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the temple of doom on fire island

    by leo54304

  • June 8, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    The bad guys ARE the Illuminati.

    by TedKordLives

    Very astute, Judgeman.

  • June 8, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the golden shower

    by leo54304

  • June 8, 2010, 8:20 p.m. CST

    Would somebody force Speilberg and Lucas to retire... PUHLEAZE!!

    by Citizen Sane

  • June 8, 2010, 8:21 p.m. CST

    No CGI

    by mr_bellamy

    Didn't they say this all the way throughout Indy 4? "All practical stunts and effects, no computers, just like the original 3"? I'll believe it when I see it.

  • June 8, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    No Laserbrain, Jon Hamm is 30s/40s Superman

    by br1947

    Nathan Fillion is the new Indy. Indy has to have the just slightly campy edge to him, I think Hamm works best playing it straight (as in Don Draper) or all out goofy like on SNL. Fillion has the Indy vibe down pretty instictively.<br><br>However, a 30s/40s Golden Age Superman reboot w/ Hamm, ass-kickery of absolutely epic proportions

  • June 8, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Ending on a high note...

    by Potsy

    They HAVE to get this one right. The franchise simply CAN'T end with Skull; the thought is too depressing. Please, LFL, if you're reading this...NO CGI!! You guys really shot yourselves in the foot with the last one. Let's get it right this time.

  • June 8, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Crystal may have made 3/4 of a billion but...

    by Citizen Sane

    I bet... I hope that nobody wastes their hard-earned money on this when it is confirmed to be another piece of crap on opening. At least Spielberg makes SOME effort at redemption after he lays a stinking turd like Indy 4. But Lucas obviously doesn't give a rat's ass about the quality of the product he creates. So 5 is going to suck too... guaranteed!

  • June 8, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    Temple of Doom?

    by yubnubrocks

    Classic. Hated it when it came out, love it now. Eh, go figure.

  • June 8, 2010, 8:33 p.m. CST

    "..a very interesting book abouit.."

    by onezeroone

    Is "abouit" the new "aboot". Pardon me if am lagging behind my pop culture references.

  • June 8, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    "The Old Fashioned Way" no CGI!

    by cgih8r

    Well It's about motherfuckin time they figured it out...been sayin it for years goddamnit.

  • June 8, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    in the middle of the ocean...

    by Logan_1973

    ...and no CGI? I'll belive it when I see it. WTF.

  • June 8, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    No FUCK THIS!!

    by BendersShinyAss

    I want to dagger of destiny, or the sword of destiny, or what ver the hell it was that was used to spear christ-- the nazi's were trying to find in order to possess ultimate. We NEED nazi's, i don't care if the war is over, nazi's never really went away and nazi's were always indy's best nemesis - C'mon!!!!! <p>side note, inglorious basterds was a fantastic "indianna jones LOOKING" film

  • June 8, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    Neo-Nazis!

    by TheUmpireStrokesBach

    I hate these guys.

  • June 8, 2010, 9 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Screwdriver Concert

    by TheUmpireStrokesBach

  • June 8, 2010, 9 p.m. CST

    CGI is ok to enhance practical visuals

    by BendersShinyAss

    But drawing it all in the computer and expecting us to be dazzled is a big fat falacy hollywood needs to learn - or rather, should already know!<p>I watch empire strikes back the other day and omg... nothing beats looking at a photographed model against a background plate!

  • June 8, 2010, 9:06 p.m. CST

    They say no cgi

    by jonastheangel

    But then again, they said the fourth one wouldn't have much cgi either, and look what happened there.

  • June 8, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Revenge of the Disco Godfather

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Indy ain't wearin' no cotton bitch!!!

  • June 8, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST

    Inglourious Basterds was an R-rated Indy film in some respects

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    The same cartoonish pulp retro-fitting of historical events into an adventure movie. I think Tarantino could do a hell of an Indy movie actually, since Lucas and Spielberg were doing what he does years before, plundering old movies to create their own post-modern takes on these old sources. It would be a good fit, provided Tarantino could curtail his penchant for endless chatter.

  • June 8, 2010, 9:11 p.m. CST

    Enough with the Nazis though

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    Indy does not just battle Nazis all the time, same as he isn't restricted to finding only Judaeo-Christian artifacts like some fans seem to think.

  • June 8, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    The last one was very much bate and switch

    by cgih8r

    They promised one thing and did the opposite...assholes

  • June 8, 2010, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Battle on Twin Towers

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 9:17 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Knights of the KKK

    by Sicuv Uyall

    these last 2 would probably better fit modern Spielberg

  • June 8, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Child Slavemasters of Asia

    by Sicuv Uyall

    time to get really dark

  • June 8, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Mystery of Crystal Lake

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Magic Powder of the Taliban

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Machete Killers of Africa

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Curse of Columbine

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Deadly Sons of Escobar

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones vs Jason?

    by TedKordLives

    Sicuv Uyall you are a GENIUS!

  • June 8, 2010, 9:23 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Curse of Juarez

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 9:24 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The Mystery of Harry's Gastric Band

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    Just why isn't it working? Indy discovers that Harry is the true reincarnation of Buddha and is thus always fated to be a fat bastard. Harry smiles benignly upon a wondrous Indy and offers him a donut.

  • June 8, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Ghost Pirates of Somali

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    C'mon, Spielberg's gotta use one of these

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 8, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Haemorroids of Death

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    After a lifetime of wiping his ass with rough leaves in the jungle, Indy suffers frokm a severe case of the dreaded ass-grapes.

  • June 8, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    LOLTheUmpireStrokesBach on the Screwdriver reference.

    by AzulTool

    Not that I'm a fan, kinda ashamed that I get that reference, but it was fucking funny as shit either way.

  • June 8, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Rash of Home Invasions

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Red lines on the map would just follow streets on a local Las Vegas map.

  • June 8, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Attack of GG Allin

    by Sicuv Uyall

    sequel to Screwdriver concert one

  • June 8, 2010, 9:36 p.m. CST

    The Spear of Destiny turned into the Cross of Christ

    by TheJudger

    for the possible Indiana 5 plot at one point, which is now abandoned. I honestly believe they are abandoning hunt for ancient artifacts, since it's been done 4 times now. Everything object had a mystical power, so it will be hard to avoid that as a plot device, and stay true to the Indiana way.

  • June 8, 2010, 9:36 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Illegal Immigrants of Death

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Just 2 locations in this one, and Arizona is one of them.

  • June 8, 2010, 9:39 p.m. CST

    Some folks think the Lost City of Atlantis is in the Triangle

    by TheJudger

  • June 8, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Waffles at Denny's

    by RPLocke

    mmm. Waffles.

  • June 8, 2010, 9:42 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack

    by Sailor Rip

    I'll never get tired of your 500 Days of Summer bit. It's so simple but I laugh every time

  • June 8, 2010, 9:44 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Ending to Lost

    by DiscreetFighterAlpha

    He's gonna find it in this movie, folks. He specializes in mythical artifacts after all.

  • June 8, 2010, 9:49 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones & the Scattered, Smothered, & Covered

    by TheJudger

    Hashbrowns of East College Avenue. <P> Waffles.... I'm all about them Hashbrowns!

  • June 8, 2010, 9:49 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES and the Medicare Monster!

    by ToMonicker

    *Sigh* KOTCS wasn't horrible but it was very, very underwhelming, borderline depressing. <p> No hate, just apathy, which is worse, probably.

  • June 8, 2010, 9:51 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Call that Cost a Perfect Game

    by AzulTool

  • June 8, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Lost Bingo Card

    by RPLocke

    Bingo!

  • June 8, 2010, 9:54 p.m. CST

    Fridges don't sink in Bermuda triangle

    by Those_arent_pillows

    Like little life capsules

  • June 8, 2010, 9:55 p.m. CST

    they're wrong...

    by Bouncy X

    they say you turn into your parents but going by all the "back in my day" whining, it seems people here are turning into their grandparents. :P

  • June 8, 2010, 10 p.m. CST

    Awesome, can't wait

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

    Enjoying the 4th one as much as rest. Shia Labeuf knows dick.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:01 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Celtics Inability to Rebound

    by AzulTool

  • June 8, 2010, 10:02 p.m. CST

    Bermuda Triangle has lot's of possibilities

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

    wonder if the ending will turn out supernatural or the opposite?

  • June 8, 2010, 10:02 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Ray Allen's Shooting Percentage

    by Those_arent_pillows

  • June 8, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the really good Prime Rib

    by RPLocke

    Mmm. Prime Rib.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:07 p.m. CST

    Lets go Celtics!!!!!

    by TheJudger

    Kobes a Doucher!

  • June 8, 2010, 10:08 p.m. CST

    OMG, let the franchise DIE already!

    by AnnoyYou

    Or at least do a frickin' reboot. Ford will be 70 when filming starts and Shia LeBeef is simply a terrible actor who's already so much as said the last outing sucked. Let it die or reboot, for God's sake.,

  • June 8, 2010, 10:10 p.m. CST

    CG is way over-used

    by cylon_conspiracy

    <p>I was watching the director's cut of "Amadeus" the other day, then I watched the making of documentary. They had shot a pivotal scene in an old Opera House in Prague, where Mozart had conducted the premier of Don Giovanni. The place was made of wood and wasn't preserved very well, so when they were lighting tons of candles that hung from chandeliers, candles all over the stage... they were terrified they were going to burn the place down. But, they re-created what it would have been like at the time. It looked real, because it was. The whole time I was watching them discuss how afraid they were of burning down the opera-house, all I could think was "they would do that with computers now."</p> <p>Today they would build just the stage, and the entire opera house would be CG. All those candles would be fake. And...it would look fake. Sure the illusion might be convincing but I think we can tell when something is real, and when something is CG.</p> <p>Not to compare Indy 4 with Amadeus, but dammit just because you can make it with computers doesn't mean you should. If you have the money and the resources to create a real, practical effect, why not do that? It will age better. The audience will be more convinced. It won't look dated. We think things look real now, but as audiences become more sophisticated, in ten years all the CG affects being used today will look fake.</p> <p>And it's bad for the filmmakers. They are so sure they can do it all in post that they get lazy with the story. "Ah, we'll just fix that part later."</p>

  • June 8, 2010, 10:12 p.m. CST

    lets go celtics!

    by TheJudger

  • June 8, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST

    Shitty or not...

    by Triple_J_72

    ...I'm there opening day. And that's all there is to it.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:14 p.m. CST

    Yeah, cause like Gforce could have been done w/

    by TheJudger

    puppets and be just as lifelike and interactive with the environment around them as the CGI choice. Pass me some of that "jade me juice"

  • June 8, 2010, 10:14 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the divot in Rasheed Wallace's head

    by AzulTool

  • June 8, 2010, 10:17 p.m. CST

    *** I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT ***

    by GeorgieBoy

    I seem to recall Speilberg saying that Indy 4 wouldn't have much in the way of CGI... I counted the shots and there are far more than there were in Titanic.<br><br> So needless to say, I will EXPECT Indy 5 to have the same (or worse) level of CGI as Indy 4.<br><br> How about this: Shoot the WHOLE MOVIE without CGI and see what happens? Just try it. I bet Speilberg and Lucas don't have the creativity anymore to do it.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:17 p.m. CST

    Um, have you guys watched the behind the scenes

    by RPLocke

    for the Crystal Skull? They used a lot of miniatures during the shoot.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:17 p.m. CST

    Kobes a Fembot

    by TheJudger

    look at that cold dead face, you know straws pop out of his tits, you know it!

  • June 8, 2010, 10:19 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Pau Gasol's Big Bird haircut

    by Those_arent_pillows

  • June 8, 2010, 10:20 p.m. CST

    Old Hollywood "green screens"

    by Those_arent_pillows

    Yeah, CGI sucked, but there were a lot of crappy green screen effects that haven't stood up. The Birds for instance. They still use that crappy technique today in car interior shots...ugh

  • June 8, 2010, 10:21 p.m. CST

    "old fashioned blockbuster"

    by Caerdwyn

    Right, just like the last one? And all the practical effects it was SUPPOSED to have? Right, that's why you had a main character swinging from vines amidst CGI monkeys, or nuked fridges. Aliens and prairie dogs and ... ugh. Give Indy a rest already.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:24 p.m. CST

    The CGI monkeys

    by Those_arent_pillows

    I'm glad they didn't get a hold of Shia's boef, I shudder to think what they would have done to him.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:42 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Giant Oil Spill of Doom

    by RPLocke

  • June 8, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Harrison Ford is old . . . but I didn't realize . . .

    by kabong

    <P> http://tinyurl.com/2dgtuzo <P> And he's been dead for many years.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:49 p.m. CST

    @ hiplainsdrifter

    by NorthTronic

    that would be a really good idea it makes sense but then he'd be in the 70's though still good though

  • June 8, 2010, 10:52 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Missing Blue Pills

    by jedihillis

  • June 8, 2010, 10:52 p.m. CST

    KOTCS was "savaged" by critics?

    by darthvedder81

    That article is full of shit. It scored a 78% at Rotten Toms which may not be overwhelmingly positive but is certainly respectable for something so highly anticipated. Skull was fun in a pulpy/serial way (a lot like DOOM) but like many of you I'd prefer to see Indy go out on a more emotional high. If you think there will be "no CGI" you are smoking crack. It's 2010. There's nothing inherently wrong with CG and I thought if anything KOTCS relied TOO MUCH on traditional sets.

  • June 8, 2010, 10:55 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the 5 Dollar Foot-Long

    by jedihillis

  • June 8, 2010, 10:59 p.m. CST

    Go Lakers!

    by cylon_conspiracy

    Sorry Judger. Maybe next year.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:02 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and The Man Cave

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

  • June 8, 2010, 11:03 p.m. CST

    Indy has more life in him

    by cylon_conspiracy

    If you are honest with yourself, you know the entire beginning of Indy 4, concluding with the Library scene, held its own with the previous Indy films. Spielberg, Lucas, and Ford may be a bit older, but they still have the talent. It comes down to making the right choices for the character and the story. I personally am looking forward to Indy handing over the franchise to Mutt. But to do it right, you need the right story, and no CG monkeys.

  • June 8, 2010, 11:14 p.m. CST

    more russian villains?

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

    maybe they lose a ship in the triangle and blame u.s

  • June 8, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    CORNER OF MY MOUTH!

    by BigTuna

  • June 8, 2010, 11:20 p.m. CST

    Raiders of the Lost Power Ball ticket

    by RPLocke

    Dammit, Marion, I won a million dollars!

  • June 8, 2010, 11:40 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the temple of DOOM starring Dwayne "The ROck"

    by Those_arent_pillows

  • June 8, 2010, 11:41 p.m. CST

    Johnson

    by Those_arent_pillows

  • June 8, 2010, 11:46 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

    WWW.INFOWARS.COM

  • June 8, 2010, 11:47 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE STOLEN US TREASURY BY INTERNATIONAL BANKS

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

    WWW.PRISONPLANET.COM

  • June 8, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE CORPORATE TAKE-OVER OF EARTH

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

    WWW.INFOWARS.COM

  • June 8, 2010, 11:49 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE FIAT CURRENCY BANKSTER PYRAMID SCHEME

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

    WWW.PRISONPLANET.COM

  • June 8, 2010, 11:49 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE MYTH OF THE BUSINESS CYCLE

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

    WWW.INFOWARS.COM

  • June 8, 2010, 11:51 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE NEW WORLD ORDER

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

    WWW.PRISONPLANET.COM

  • June 8, 2010, 11:55 p.m. CST

    but wtf about harry's GD iPAD?!?

    by AzzyAzzy

    Seriously!! When is he going to tell us more about his iPad!?

  • June 9, 2010, 12:01 a.m. CST

    HORSECOCK

    by Star Hump

    Indiana Jones is over. Lucas and Spielberg ruined it. Play TAPS...

  • June 9, 2010, 12:12 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jone5

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

  • June 9, 2010, 12:26 a.m. CST

    darthvedder

    by Sicuv Uyall

    once again proof that anyone with Darth in their name is a complete idiot.

  • June 9, 2010, 12:31 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Zombie Strippers from Hell

    by Sicuv Uyall

    I WILL see this one

  • June 9, 2010, 12:33 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Tea Party Invaders

    by Sicuv Uyall

  • June 9, 2010, 12:38 a.m. CST

    NO INTEREST

    by Bill Clay

    They fucked up the franchise with the last piece of shit sequel, no way they're stealing my money a second time.

  • June 9, 2010, 12:42 a.m. CST

    "an emotional and exciting CONCLUSION to the franchise"

    by fat_rancor_keeper

    .......NOOOO!!! I don't care how mediocre or bad (depending who you ask) the last movie was part 5 cannot be the last one. These things have to be done as either trilogies or 6 parters!!! There cannot just be 5...that's ridiculous! I'm kind of Rainman about this shit and must insist that by whatever means necessary they make it an even 6 films to complete the saga. Harrison is old........so just film the next 2 Indy movies back to back or at the same time or something. But it HAS to be a 6 part saga!!!!!!!!

  • June 9, 2010, 12:45 a.m. CST

    Janusz Kaminski didn't help matters, either.

    by Skraggo

    I know he's Spielberg's go-to DP now, but Indy movies shouldn't look like "Minority Report."

  • June 9, 2010, 12:47 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Fate of Gulf Osprey

    by Those_arent_pillows

  • June 9, 2010, 12:47 a.m. CST

    Wasn't the last one supposed to be CGI-less?

    by aboriginal

    So said Spielberg himself aaaaaaaaand then look what Lucas talked him into. If he don't take the pencil out of George's hand and stab him in the ass with it so he never writes another bit of dialogue . . .

  • June 9, 2010, 12:50 a.m. CST

    . . . and its gotta have frikkin' Nazis in it!

    by aboriginal

    Boys from Brazil, LUCAS!!! Dammit, why can't they have Indy take out the Nazis once and for all!?! Would've been a perfect plot.

  • June 9, 2010, 12:51 a.m. CST

    The Fate of Atlantis will still be miles better...

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    Lucas and Spielberg need to stay the fuck away from this franchise!

  • June 9, 2010, 12:53 a.m. CST

    I'm certain they could squeee Nazi's in somehow.......

    by fat_rancor_keeper

    ......they are after all going to the Bermuda triangle. Strange shit is to be expected. This is a perfect opportunity to debut some long lost crusty old Nazis who were lost at sea.

  • June 9, 2010, 12:54 a.m. CST

    LoL at "Squeee Nazis"

    by fat_rancor_keeper

    BEST SPELLING ERROR EVER!!!!!!!

  • June 9, 2010, 12:57 a.m. CST

    seriously guys I just made the next internet meme.....

    by fat_rancor_keeper

    hop on board the SQUEEE NAZIS train!

  • June 9, 2010, 1:03 a.m. CST

    The Bermuda Triangle was a failed Nazi wormhole project

    by Those_arent_pillows

    to teleport atlantic shipping to their getaway parallel universe

  • June 9, 2010, 1:11 a.m. CST

    ^^ good....fine.....I like it!

    by fat_rancor_keeper

    Let's shoot this fucker!

  • June 9, 2010, 1:13 a.m. CST

    Pluses and minuses of Bermuda Triangle...

    by jones1899

    Plus - Opens up cool water based action scenes. Minus - Indy in the jungle again!? He better travel more in this one! Keys to success: Kasdan. More Indy alone. Grittier. Indy has to race against Mutt.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:14 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Bowling Ball-sized Prostate

    by Thrillhouse77

    How are they going to make a Bermuda Triangle Indy film without George Lucas blowing his CGI wad all over a big computer generated ocean?

  • June 9, 2010, 1:43 a.m. CST

    A "blockbuster made in the old fashioned way"

    by Hardboiled Wonderland

    YES PLEASE! The CGI killed Indy 4 in my opinion. Indy and CGI do not go well together. Old-school FX please! And make Harrison grow a beard, like he had in the Young Indy episode.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:45 a.m. CST

    "The treasure wasn't gold, it was KNOWLEDGE."

    by joe90025

    goddammit

  • June 9, 2010, 1:46 a.m. CST

    ugh, I really hope this is just hokum

    by finky089

    no doubt $pielberg and Lucash want to continue to cashflow on known "successes", so it's not like this would be "ridiculous news", but I sure hope it's not true...or, at least that it never happens. I don't think they can get better than KOTCS and KOTCS was just flat-out subpar.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:54 a.m. CST

    Why we all hate Shia in Indy J and TKOTCS

    by finky089

    Seems to me that Shia takes away from the heroic focus being on Indy- something he never had in previous films. <p> Yes, Shorty was like a sidekick and you could argue Marcus, Sallah and to some extent Henry Jones Sr. all played heroic characters, or at least characters who got to display heroism along side Indy in those movies. <p> The thing is, it was always very clear that those characters were always second fiddle to indy, who was the main star, the main "hero", the big protagonist. <p> One of the things I resent about KOTCS is its conceit of trying to make Shia a co-hero. not just a sidekick, but someone Indy had to share the protagonist leading limelight with. I knwo there were reasons for it (passing the proverbial "torch", creating a pull-point for younger demographics), but the fact is, the Indy we knew and loved got bumpped a bit to the side. And I resent the movie, and Shia's character for it. We didn't need it. But no way they were going to overpay for Shia just to have him be a sidekick like Shorty. <p> So, sad to say, if there IS another Indy movie coming, Shia will certainly NOT have a smaller role than he did in KOTCS.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:57 a.m. CST

    Indian Jones and Why the South Killed the Easy Riders

    by Those_arent_pillows

    on TMC

  • June 9, 2010, 1:59 a.m. CST

    The even bigger question: WILL THERE BE HAM???

    by finky089

    Ford gets angry when there's not enough ham on the craft services buffet.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:13 a.m. CST

    "this will be a blockbuster made in the old fashioned way rather

    by brodiebruce_405

    That's what they said about Crystal Skull?!?! same old lies

  • June 9, 2010, 2:16 a.m. CST

    "...rather than with CGI"

    by brodiebruce_405

    I meant to say. BRING BACK SHORT ROUND!

  • June 9, 2010, 2:30 a.m. CST

    LOL! I fucking LMAO at the HAM question! ^__^

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    I totally forgot that catchphrase!<p>n1 finky089

  • June 9, 2010, 2:37 a.m. CST

    shia lebouf for president

    by Jonny_boba

    i dont understand all of the shia haters here. His character was interesting well acted and i liked his rapour with harrison especially the scenes at university. He wasnt the reason the movie was bad that was down to lucas and spielberg and even shia says that, aicn had on the other month an interview with shia about upcoming wall street 2 and he was highlighting the things he thought were wrong with indy(swinging with monkeys and some of spielberg and lucas's ideas) and he came across like he had really approached the role with good intentions and that he knew its failings. After all it wasnt him who decided to have a friggin flying saucer at the end and indy survive a nuclear blast in a fridge!

  • June 9, 2010, 2:41 a.m. CST

    Motoko

    by finky089

    you know it's bad when the best memories I have of Indy IV are the memes and title gags and Talkback stuff that revolved around it! <p> Indy V: there will be HAM!

  • June 9, 2010, 2:50 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones 5...5 Dollar. 5 Dollar Foot-looooong!

    by jedihillis

  • June 9, 2010, 3 a.m. CST

    Stephen Chow as SHORT ROUND

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    I wanna see Indy go at it alone for most of the movie again. Have the audience be his companion instead of a posse of characters. <BR><BR> Have Short Round come back and not get along with Mutt and the two sidekicks journey on a side mission together. Eventually they reasseumble with Indy during the finale of the movie.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:21 a.m. CST

    Short Round and Mutt face off

    by finky089

    it'll start when Mutt drives off in a truck across the desert, with Shorty giving chase on horseback. <p> They'll fight it out on the truck, until they throw each other off and land on a ricketey rope bridge across a huge chasm, which Shorty will cut in half because he no nuts, he CrAzEe! sending the two down, down down. After scraping his head against the side of the cliff, Mutt will land among a gaggle of gossiping gaotrs who will summarily rip him to shreiking shreds! <p> Meanwhile, Shorty will be saved by the inflatable raft he packed under his shirt (along with his Pinchers of Peril!), which he will use to "parachute" his way to the river at the bottom of the chasm. But when he hits the water, he goes on a wild rapid ride and finds himself in...India. <p> Wait, where was I going with this? Maybe JettLFUCKIN 93 can finish this tale off...if he's not too busy making penis meathelmets for Captain America. <p> G'night all!

  • June 9, 2010, 3:22 a.m. CST

    HAM!!

    by finky089

  • June 9, 2010, 3:25 a.m. CST

    SPIELBERG & LUCAS TAKE NOTE:

    by finky089

    A British cur is a soaring soul <p> as free as the mountain bird! <p> His energetic kiss, <p> well, I never caught the rest <p> OF THIS OLD SONG! <p>

  • June 9, 2010, 3:26 a.m. CST

    Next time, Indiana Jones, it'll take more than

    by finky089

    chitterlings to save you!

  • June 9, 2010, 3:28 a.m. CST

    Indy misquoted - part 2

    by finky089

    "And take back 1 big ham to honor the hebrew god whose Ark this is."

  • June 9, 2010, 3:29 a.m. CST

    Indy misquoted part 3

    by finky089

    "You're absolutely sure the piece you saw only had markings on one side? <p> nods <p> "Belloq's staff is too long. They're belly-dancing in the wrong place!"

  • June 9, 2010, 3:31 a.m. CST

    Indy misquoted part 4

    by finky089

    "Too bad the Hovitos don't know you the way I do." <p> "Yes, too bad. You could warm them, if only you made Huevos Rancheros. <p> "Mama sey mama sah, mamakusah!"

  • June 9, 2010, 3:32 a.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE CUT MEDICARE BENEFITS

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 3:32 a.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE STRANGE BUMP IN HIS ARMPIT

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 3:33 a.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE NOSE HAIRS OF INFINITY

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 3:33 a.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE PENILE ERECTION DISFUNCION

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 3:34 a.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE ODD MUSKY ODOR

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 3:34 a.m. CST

    Indy misquoted part 5

    by finky089

    "Now, what's that supposed to be coming out of the Ark?" <p> "Lighting. Flour. Sausage gravy or something." <p> "I'm beginning to understand Hitler's hunger."

  • June 9, 2010, 3:35 a.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE PESKY KIDS ON THE LAWN

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 3:37 a.m. CST

    Indy misquoted part 6

    by finky089

    "I had it, Marcus. I had it in my hands." <p> "What happened?" <p> "Guess." <p> "Big cock?" <p> nods. "Wanna hear about it?"

  • June 9, 2010, 3:43 a.m. CST

    Indy misquoted part 7

    by finky089

    "He's very clever...he's a 'not-ready-for-Prime-Time player'." <p> "What's his name?" <p> "Oh, they call him Belushi." <p> Indy laughs and Sallah joins him.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:57 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Cockring

    by PvtTOUCH

    Penetrating theaters Summer 2012

  • June 9, 2010, 4:17 a.m. CST

    IJATKOTCS

    by kwisatzhaderach

    was underwhelming, but like a masterpiece compared to the summer hackery from Bay, Abrams, Wiseman, Sommers, McG etc. <p> And Temple of Doom shits all over Last Crusade, for reasons i've posted on here about 1000 times before and feel no need to do so again. This place is like a large goldfish bowl, everyone swimming around in circles saying the same old shit.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:19 a.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE HALLS OF VALHALLA

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Who doesn't want to see the Valkyries taking out the baddies?

  • June 9, 2010, 4:50 a.m. CST

    It's from Gilbert & Sullivan...

    by Darth Scourge

    A British tar is a soaring soul As free as a mountain bird His energetic fist should be ready to resist... A dictatorial word

  • June 9, 2010, 4:55 a.m. CST

    Denied

    by Darth Scourge

    Paramount have denied this already. A spokesman for Spielberg has also denied it. Apparently, Indy V "definitely will NOT be filming next year".

  • June 9, 2010, 5:18 a.m. CST

    kwisatzhaderach

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Some fucking idiot just said that Crystal Skull was a masterpiece compared to other movies including the last Star Trek. You are such a fucking complete idiot!! A sci-fi geek naming himself after a Dune reference wants to show he is an classic sci fi lover by showing his hatred for someone (Abrams) who tried to make Star Trek appealing to more people than just a few lonely nerds still who thought Star Trek: The Motion Picture was an underrated classic. And then you gotta try to underplay your total love for Crystal Skull by comparing it to other movies you thought was crap? Hey, I thought Terminator Salvation was a crap, but it was far more involving than Lucas and Spielberg's fucking SHITFEST OF A MOVIE... YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD, SO WATCH YOUR BLU RAY COPY OF CRYSTAL SKULL AGAIN AND FOOL YOURSELF INTO THINKING IT WAS A QUALITY EFFORT!!!

  • June 9, 2010, 5:19 a.m. CST

    Hopeful that the rumor about CGI is true

    by AlienFanatic

    I disliked KOTCS so intensely that I haven't purchased it on DVD or Blu-Ray to this day. The main reason for it, frankly, was the overuse of CGI that starkly contrasted with the practical effects work in the first three films. In other words, it just doesn't FEEL like an Indy film. If they really do minimize the CGI in the next film, it might be the fitting end to the franchise. But once burned, twice shy, so I have little faith that this part of the leak is accurate. My guess is this is a leak from a fanboy, and that Lucas will push for the same level of CGI effects, the will of the fans be damned.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:22 a.m. CST

    Oh, and BRING BACK SHORT ROUND!

    by AlienFanatic

    ...'nuff said.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:06 a.m. CST

    'Old fashioned' sounds good to me. Rinzler's book is amazing

    by Mr Nicholas

    by the way. Even call sheets from Raiders are in there.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:16 a.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE UNFUNNY TITLE CONTEST

    by BurnHollywood

    Oh what...are you going to cry now? Well, are you?

  • June 9, 2010, 6:40 a.m. CST

    They find The Island from LOST.

    by dailysportspages

    *POOM*

  • June 9, 2010, 6:41 a.m. CST

    no shia please

    by 1st and only

    i dont have a problem with Shia,but i have a problem with Shia in an Indiana Jones movie. Its just that gormless look on his face...please...stop.It kills Harrison's cool

  • June 9, 2010, 6:42 a.m. CST

    George and Steven are past their prime

    by wastherewhenitbeganmay1977

    I have no interest in Indy 5. Indy 4 WAS easily one of the worst experiences I ever had in a theater. The fact is, the Indy movies where great because they were fun. We had never seen anything like it. It was two film makers who were dreaming about such films their entire lives and finally had the reasources to make them. It was their life's work. They do not dream about anything now because they have accomplished so much. It has taken me a long time to accept this. I want them to be young again. I want them to make movies that I love, and think about and talk about. But they are not the same people they where back then. Like the big league pitcher that has lost his fastball. For George, it happened sometime after ESB. For Steven, it was after SPR. Neither has anything to be ashamed of EXCEPT being guilty of revisiting material that fans hold sacred and exposing it as populast garbage. They committed the sin of revealing the man behind the curtain. Instead, let them teach, let them help develope the next great wave of film makers with their vision and dreams and if we must see more Indy or even more SW, let a young HUNGRY film maker have a crack at it.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:01 a.m. CST

    sounds great!!

    by Potatino

    nah, not at all.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:33 a.m. CST

    I'll take "Movies I will never see for 1000", Alex

    by surfsup22

    I would rather watch a tv test pattern than this bullshit.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:35 a.m. CST

    You tried to set me up, you fucks

    by Denty420

    ... and this is how you do it? You thought I'd get my dick cut off, instead you only blew it.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:35 a.m. CST

    bring it on

    by barnaby jones

    i love Indy

  • June 9, 2010, 8:16 a.m. CST

    my opinion on Indy IV (for what it's worth)

    by batmans_pants

    In the original IJ series I kinda always felt that while Indy was the hero of the piece, he always seemed to be a little out of his depth which instilled some sort of urgency or hightened level of threat. It just seemed absent from the last movie. There were missed opportunities. I fully expected more to happen in the scene where he and Mutt were entering the tomb. That huge slab of stone rocked forward separating the two. I fully expected some sort of raiders type contraption to kick off. But no. it just rocked back again and they were OK. The biggest threat to Indy in the movie was them having to run down stairs, like really quickly. BORING! The CGI was out of place too. I used to watch those films and think to myself "How did they do that?" Hell, we've even got hour long documentaries on the originals to show us the shit they went through to deliver an astounding scene. With Indy IV,it's just "We did it on a computer". Practical effects for me add the magic to a film like this. CGI removes any sense of danger. You can see it ain't real. I mean you know it's not real, but you can suspend you disbelief far easier if you know that you are looking at something tangable, rather than computer generated. I guess the best example I could give would be the opening sequence of ROTLA. Pits, spikes,darts and the huge MF boulder rolling toward him as he jumped through the spider webs and rolled out onto the jungle floor. None of that would have been anywhere near as impressive if done with CGI. Just my opinion and probably not worth a toss, but hey that's what Tbs are for...

  • June 9, 2010, 9:03 a.m. CST

    Not w/ Lucas Involved

    by OlafStapledon

    "this will be a blockbuster made in the old fashioned way rather than the CGI efforts of the last movie" Bullshit. Lucas has moved so far away from physical stunts he doesn't even know how to write them anymore.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:13 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones And The Monkey King

    by Drsambeckett1984

    I wish they had made that one, it sounded cool and mental, so are we going with Indiana Jones And The Curse Of Atlantis for the new one? <P> Indy finds an atrfifact that leads him to the Bemuda triangle and the bizarre forces within, inside he discovers the fabled lost city of Atlantis, and the threat that sunk the city all those years ago returns.....

  • June 9, 2010, 9:32 a.m. CST

    Indy needs to grow the beard back!

    by Hardboiled Wonderland

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw7y8mtvTLo

  • June 9, 2010, 9:35 a.m. CST

    Problem with Indy 4 -->

    by Hardboiled Wonderland

    In the first three films, Indy would have shot the Peruvian zombie ninja, not ease back on the hammer and let him go. That wasn't Indy.

  • June 9, 2010, 9:45 a.m. CST

    Drsambeckett1984

    by RaidenReloaded

    Monkey King ! Hell yes !

  • June 9, 2010, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Will the fridge have a cameo?

    by ZoeFan

    Just asking questions.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:11 a.m. CST

    This has been debunked by

    by jones1899

    USA Today and Tweeter. Nothing to see here.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:24 a.m. CST

    Will Indy get butt raped again, like in Crystal Skull?

    by Meta

    Betcha Atlantis is under the Bermuda Triangle.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Kevin Nealon in a dramatic role

    by Those_arent_pillows

    on the Scifi Channel

  • June 9, 2010, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Sicuv Uyall

    by AsimovLives

    Jar Jar Abrams's SHIT TREK is a complete piece of shit. Deal with it. a true Sf fan would know why. Crystal Skullfuck is very bad, yes, but it's still miles better then SHIT TREK. This is not a prais eof Crystal Skullfuck, but to show how fucking terrible SHIT TREK really is. It's so bad, only TRASHFORMERS 2 and 2012 mannaged to be worst. If you actually cared bout movies and SF, you would know it for sure.

  • June 9, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    There are only two proper Indy movies:

    by AsimovLives

    RAIDERS and TEMPLE OF DOOM. The rest are just poor imitations of the first movie, and pretty bad imatations at that.

  • June 9, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    jones1899

    by slone13

    You got a link to the USA Today debunking?

  • June 9, 2010, 12:01 p.m. CST

    How do i buy www.NukedFridge.com ?

    by james4543

  • June 9, 2010, 12:05 p.m. CST

    What comes next? Indy 6 and even more HAM?

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    LOL.

  • June 9, 2010, 12:07 p.m. CST

    And let's sort this one out once and for all:

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    TEMPLE OF DOOM sucks royal monkey dick.

  • June 9, 2010, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Motoko Kusanagi

    by AsimovLives

    You are as wrong as the creationists are about evolution. TEMPLE OF DOOM is a great Indy movie and a very good movie overall. Deal with it.

  • June 9, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST

    Indy IV didn't wet our appetites for an Indy V

    by BoyNamedSue

    I left the theater two years ago thinking that Indy IV was one Indy film too many!

  • June 9, 2010, 12:21 p.m. CST

    Fake Indy news = Nice try, Lao Che!

    by finky089

  • June 9, 2010, 12:23 p.m. CST

    My reaction to Indy IV = Shorty's face @ "Snake Suprise"

    by finky089

    open mouth. Gum falls on his plate.

  • June 9, 2010, 12:24 p.m. CST

    my reaction to Indy IV = Willie's reaction to eating bugs

    by finky089

    "Gimme your hat." <p> "Why?" <p> "Because I'm gonna throw up in it."

  • June 9, 2010, 12:26 p.m. CST

    My reaction to Indy IV = Indian village w/out Shankara stone

    by finky089

    I died inside and my youth disappeared

  • June 9, 2010, 12:26 p.m. CST

    finky089

    by AsimovLives

    Tell me about it. There are moments when i almost mannage to convince myself that INDY 4 never happened. Sometimes, i almost suceed.

  • June 9, 2010, 12:26 p.m. CST

    My reaction to Indy IV = Belloq looking at the Ark

    by finky089

    "WAAAAAAAAAAAA!" <p> KA-BLAM!"

  • June 9, 2010, 12:28 p.m. CST

    My reaction to Indy IV = Donovan choosing "poorly"

    by finky089

    I chose poorly and my hopes for another fun Indy movie dried up and died in a horrendous scene (of nuked fridgery!)

  • June 9, 2010, 12:30 p.m. CST

    Heya, Asi

    by finky089

    I live in Indy IV denial most of the time. Well, maybe "denial" is too strong, but I treat it like I treat the Star Wars expanded universe- it's there if you want to reference it, but otherwise easy to ignore since we have three great OT movies as "original cannon."

  • June 9, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    actually only watched Indy IV 2x

    by finky089

    once in the theatre and once again about a month after I received the DVD (which I did not buy - someone gave it to me. I ain't paying for Indy drek more than once!) <p> I hoped that a second viewing a year later without the hype might improve my opinion of the film. It didn't. Some things bugged me less than they did on the first viewing, but other things bugged me more.

  • June 9, 2010, 12:42 p.m. CST

    "Where did they go?

    by DrPepperPHD

    At some point in Indy5 Koepp needs to throw in a "homage" to this classic exchange: <p> Indiana Jones: Where did they go? Into space? <p> Harold Oxley: Not into space. Into the space between spaces.

  • June 9, 2010, 12:59 p.m. CST

    INDY 4 is better than most of the genre movies from that last de

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

    But so many sad sacks wanted is to be THE BEST EVER! Wake up, for what it was (an Indiana Jones Film) it wasn't too bad. The fridge was a gag, so were the monkeys. What Temple of Doom was to Raiders, Crystal Skull was to Last Crusade. That is the context of Indy 4. The extreme hate for it must relate be some kind of impotence that the geeks just don't understand and therefore cannot cope with. I wonder how many that hate on it actually own it or downloaded a copy... most of you.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:01 p.m. CST

    I like the Idea better than the Alien centric..

    by ckone

    one from the last outing. Also, this time there could be no vine swinging either. Hope it is a better send off. Maybe Shia can earn the hat this time.

  • June 9, 2010, 1:14 p.m. CST

    Indy V Idea for Steven

    by Dewback_Rider

    I know most would hate to see this, but I think it would be really cool (especially with Spielberg on the film project) to have Indy fly to a certain desert salvage yard to help identify the freshly discovered planes from FLIGHT 19, and shake hands with the French investigator, Lacombe (from Close Encounters of the Third Kind) in a crossover scene.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:32 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Search for Bernie Madoff.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 9, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Quest for Ben Stein's Money.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

  • June 9, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    LAWRENCE KASDAN MUST WRITE THIS

    by Dan Halen

    bury the hatchet for god's sake!

  • June 9, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    You take the CG IV out of Lucas's arm...

    by DiscreetFighterAlpha

    ... and he'll dry up just like Walter Donovan in Last Crusade.

  • June 9, 2010, 2:45 p.m. CST

    Atlantis

    by SirLoin

    So they somehow get magically whisked away to Atlantis, find that it has some sort of advanced/divine technology and that they live in a utopian society (but with a price!), someone tries to steal it and ends up unleashing some sort of wrath or destroys it completely.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:16 p.m. CST

    Links saying this is all bull. And that they

    by jones1899

    aren't shooting next year. http://raven.theraider.net/sho wthread.php?p=472818&pos ted=1#post472818

  • June 9, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    Indy 5 will never happen

    by RPLocke

    It's dead like The Hobbit. It's all just Lucasfilm trying to feel the hype on the next Indy.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Frank Marshall says the rumor is false...

    by TimeTraveller

    ... via his tweet earlier today: http://twitter.com/LeDoctor/status/15795474772 "The rumor about INDY 5 is completely false. Nothing has changed, we are not shooting next year and still in the research phase..."

  • June 9, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Stereotypical Evil Archer

    by AsimovLives

    For an Indy movie, INDY 4 was an horrendous pile of shit! Indy movies (RAIDERS and TEMPLE OF DOOM)were the yardstick for which all else was compared to. And compared to the yardstick set by those two Indy movies, INDY 4 is utterly terrible shit. There's an harsh irony in there somewhere.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    AsimovLives

    by Sicuv Uyall

    I may not know about sci fi but i know what a good movie is. You probably loved Dune and the first and third Star Treks, movies that most people watched and asked "What the fuck was that?" You also probably gave excuses to why Phantom Menace wasn't that great but still loved it. Don't give me shit about what real sci fi is, because most normal people don't care. If it were up to you, all sci-fi would be technical and boring and only for geeks.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:48 p.m. CST

    The case against Lawrence Kasdan

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Dreamcatcher.. check it out. you'll see.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:48 p.m. CST

    and Stereotypical Evil Archer...

    by AsimovLives

    ... to say that INDY 4 is a better movie then most other genre movies released in 2008, that's not a praise of INDY 4, but a damning of how truly fucking bad most genre movies of that year really were. Thank fucking goodness for Christopher Nolan and his THE DARK KNIGHT and Jon Favreau for IRON MAN. Those two movies saved genre cinema made in Hollywood for the year 2008. INDY 4 was part of the problem, not the cure.

  • June 9, 2010, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Sicuv Uyall

    by AsimovLives

    You got it right, because i'm not some mindless dumb ass shit that goes after what is the vox populi of the moment and forget to know how to appreciate proper good movies just because they are not into "teh kewl". Fuck that shit. So, i not only know what good SF is, i know what good cinema is. Because i'm not a fucking fag ass slave of the fashion of the moment. The idiots who think that the first and 3rd Star Trek movies are bad, you know what they are? Fucking idiots who can't think for themselves unless somebody else tells them how to think. So there. Deal with it.<br><br>And don't you even dare to guess what kind of Sf i like or perfer, because as a proper true SF fan, i have favorite SF stories from all walks of life. Unlike you, i really like the stuff. unlike you, i'm not boud for the fashionable shit of the day. I even bet you are one of those who thinks that SF starts and ends with Star Wars, don't you? how mroe fucking lame can you get? That's not a Sf fan, that's a mindless robot who folows the heard, that's what. Deal with it, dude. About SF, it's way over your head. You are an amateur at best. If you want to know why, buy a brain. Amateur!

  • June 9, 2010, 3:57 p.m. CST

    !"Don't give me shit about what real sci fi is...

    by AsimovLives

    ... because most normal people don't care."<br><br>And most of your precious "normal" people voted for George W. Bush twice. So pardon me if i don't give a fuck what your precious normal people think. They were wrong on both accounts, deal with it, buy a brain and think once in your life. Think!

  • June 9, 2010, 4:18 p.m. CST

    Shut up AsimovLives

    by RPLocke

    It's nice to now I'm normal and not a hyper geek like you are.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:26 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Queens of the Stone Age

    by AzulTool

  • June 9, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and AsimovLives' Lost Psychotropic Meds

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 4:33 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and AsimovLives' Lost Fun with Phonics Book

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 4:33 p.m. CST

    Indian Jones and AsimovLives' Beaten Dead Horse

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Rainman vs. Asimov Lives

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Asimov Lives Spam of Destiny

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Neverending Wrath of AsimovLives

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 4:36 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and Asimov Lives' Worn Out Keyboard

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 4:36 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the AICN Curse of AsimovLives

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and JJ Abrams Skin AsimovLives Alive

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Neverending Epic Lens Flares

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and AsimovLives Escape from Electroshock Therapy

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 4:39 p.m. CST

    The worst thing about 4...

    by Sigourneys_Beaver

    wasn't the Fridge, Mutt or Marion. It was those set pieces with those dudes with nothing better to do than hang around in the walls of temples/graveyards with nothing to do for an indeterminate amount of time. Just plain fucking dumb.

  • June 9, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and AsimovLives Liked the Phantom Menace

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

    And Thought it Was Better Than Star Trek

  • June 9, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    the worst thing was the taint of George Lucas in the script

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 9, 2010, 4:42 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Asimov Lives overthink

    by RPLocke

  • June 9, 2010, 5:29 p.m. CST

    Sigourneys_Beaver

    by Rommel Catuncan

    I know why would you hang out in a wall.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:33 p.m. CST

    "The Bermuda Triangle?...

    by conspiracy

    ...I FUCKING HATE the Carribean Steven!" Harrison rose from his seat and stalked around Spielbergs basement "Office". "Settle down Harrison,...stop reading the shit you see online we know you 'Hate' the Carribean...you don't have to be there long, we'll green screen it and punch you in later; besides...we just threw out that shit about doing it all practical and on location to get the fanboys panties in a bunch" Harrison cracked a small smile and chuckled to himself..."We did it for 'The Fans'..." The aging thespian croaked before breaking out in uncontrolable laughter as he remembered the almost orgasmic fun he had seeing the Geeks weep after Indy 4. "Thats right baby...'For The Fans'" Spielberg repeated.</p><p>"Still....no more than a fucking week in that shithole...Promise me Steve" Ford chuckled. "I promise you man..no more than a week, all catered, tight security..caucasian...and we'll keep the locals as far away from you as possible...George even said he'll even keep Melody in lockdown...I don't want any broken heads over this" Ford turned to face Steven...holding his finger like an iron dagger before him..."Whatcha talking bout Steven...I love THAT Chocolate Pie...but JUST hers" Ford had long savored the velvety cunny of Georges Girlfriend after the first taste in 2008, 15 minutes of oral pleasure hadn't changed his thoughts about African Americans...but somehow she was different, "...maybe it was the lingering taste of Lucas on her vag" Harrison mused before continuing his tirade at Spielberg; "You KNOW there is a reason I live on a ranch in fucking Wyoming...and it isn't because I like all the fucking pasty Fat broads or the fucking weather!". "Harrison...I KNOW..trust me...Bermuda wasn't my first choice either, try finding anything Kosher in the Carribean, but you know If George is going to shoot even a day on location these days he has to have what he loves close by!". "Look...Steven..." Ford said as he glared at the worlds most well know director, "..I don't give a FUCK about Georges obsession with mounbtains of neck stretching Jerk Pork and sweaty Black Poon...I won't be there more than a week and thats final; besides Calista will want to go along...and that will ruin ANY chance of 'FUN' I MIGHT have there." "Yeah...sorry about that...I'm locking Kate down here under Bays care while I'm gone...where is van der Sloot when ya need him huh?" Ford laughed..."ALright..I'll go...it will be worth it just to hear the fanboys wail again" Ands with that Ford extended his hand, taking Spielbergs, and the bond was once again renewed...a movie was on track...and yet more childhoods would be raped.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:35 p.m. CST

    Yeah it's false

    by Rommel Catuncan

    Apparently some NZ kid, distraught over the Hobbit, for fun emailed the paper and said this was the situation on Indy V. And they just printed it because it sounded legit and award winning. It's false! except for the Atlantis part.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:42 p.m. CST

    Georgie Boy

    by 420 Boylston St

    In response to: How about this: Shoot the WHOLE MOVIE without CGI and see what happens? Just try it. I bet Speilberg and Lucas don't have the creativity anymore to do it. ++++++ Shooting practical was the original plan, but Spielberg's wife was not up for the travel overseas to England. Lots of things were going on in Spielberg's camp and he's a family man and when his wife have strong feeling about something he listens. So they shot in the US and in a lot of stages. Lets hope the next one, things are better at Spielberg's home. I would love to see an Indiana Jones film that is big in the scale of Lawrence Of Arabia. Another thing, let's hope Spielberg can leave out these lame politically correct female villains. Kate Blanchettes character should have been beaten to death by Indiana Jones. Nazi's would be going back to the well again like The Last Crusade. I still think The Russians should be the baddies and even the Cubans could be a lot of fun.

  • June 9, 2010, 5:49 p.m. CST

    Jett:HAHAHAHAHAHAHH

    by mattforce7

    "I rmember when i came up with that idea, steven and george just stoped and said "damn this guys a genious"" you cant even spell genius. Dumb ass

  • June 9, 2010, 5:56 p.m. CST

    Short Round vs. Mutt love triangle

    by Logan_1973

    THERE'S your emotional sendoff.

  • June 9, 2010, 6 p.m. CST

    BATMAN 3. JGL to be RIDDLER

    by mattforce7

    Look it up, its in talks...Mainly im bringing it up because...THIS SITE HASNT YET...AICN...GET OFF YOUR ASSSSSSSSSSSS

  • June 9, 2010, 6:03 p.m. CST

    Joseph Gordon-Levitt more-so Joking onSet

    by mattforce7

    But i guess it became an idea Chris was really contemplating. Honestly, i dont like it. I want a more aged individual to take on the Riddler...if i want the Riddler at all is still up in the air

  • June 9, 2010, 6:06 p.m. CST

    Jennifer Love Hewitt wants to be Wonder Woman

    by conspiracy

    Saw that on MSN or CNN...in the running with Megan Fox and Sandra Bullock.</p><p>JLH has the body...but not the heigth, Bullock is too old and not enough T&A, and FOx can't act and is just too skanky looking...it'd cost $10M just to CGI out the nasty cheap Tats.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:17 p.m. CST

    JGL in B3 is a bullshit story from a website for chicks.

    by AzulTool

    The text font color is pink for christ sakes.

  • June 9, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    this Friday ---- last episode ---- Stargate Universe

    by DioxholsterReturns

    this Friday ---- last episode ---- Stargate Universe

  • June 9, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    this Friday ---- last episode ---- Stargate Universe

    by DioxholsterReturns

    this Friday ---- last episode ---- Stargate Universe

  • June 9, 2010, 6:38 p.m. CST

    this Friday ---- last episode ---- Stargate Universe

    by DioxholsterReturns

    this Friday ---- last episode ---- Stargate Universe

  • June 9, 2010, 6:43 p.m. CST

    Bridget Regan could be wonder woman

    by DioxholsterReturns

    or maybe not

  • June 9, 2010, 6:55 p.m. CST

    FRANK MARSHALL JUST DEBUNKED INDY V RUMORS!

    by AzulTool

    It's on LatinoReview

  • June 9, 2010, 6:56 p.m. CST

    "this will be a blockbuster made in the old fashioned way"

    by DorkmanScott

    They said that about the last movie, too. That they were committed to shooting it with the same techniques as the others, with limited CG augmentation. Then the first shot is of a fucking CG gopher, for no reason at all. So I can't say I trust them when they say stuff like that.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:07 p.m. CST

    Methinks this TB is ripe for a PEDALBACK...?

    by finky089

    wherever those guys are these days....

  • June 9, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    Tales of the Gold Monkey out on DVD

    by Hesiod2k7

    http://preview.tinyurl.com/25zxy28

  • June 9, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    Also, Shia admits Indy IV was crap

    by Hesiod2k7

    http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/05/17/shia-labeouf-disses-indiana-jones/

  • June 9, 2010, 7:37 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Human Centipede

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Asimov, I think Democrats liked Star Trek too.

  • June 9, 2010, 7:41 p.m. CST

    Abrams please save Star Trek once again

    by Sicuv Uyall

    Please!!!

  • June 9, 2010, 9:04 p.m. CST

    What does Spielberg think...

    by Gremlin517

    about what's happening in his own home state of Arizona, he has never spoken out about the horrible way that Native Americans are treated in his birth-state, maybe he will have a point of view on this one!

  • June 9, 2010, 9:09 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones & Captain America's Cock-Shaped Helmet!

    by Triple_J_72

    Hey, that's a great title right there!

  • June 9, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Gremlin517

    by Logan_1973

    Steven could always do RAMBO V if he wants to tackle the AZ issue...

  • June 9, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    Bridget Regan...

    by Triple_J_72

    ...would be GREAT as WW... but it won't happen. :-( Stupid Hollywood.

  • June 9, 2010, 10:38 p.m. CST

    It's the JOURNEY that matters, not the McGuffin

    by Hardboiled Wonderland

    I wish they'd work that out pronto. Give us an old-school travel flick, in Egypt or the Himalayas. The McGuffin doesn't matter -- they can model it on Paolo Coelho's The Alchemist. As mediocre as Indy 4 was, the scenes I enjoyed the most were Indy & Mutt walking through the market in Peru. Just basic character stuff, Indy showing the kid the ropes (another scene that comes to mind is the secret door/swinging floor scene in the tunnels). And Indy needs to grow a beard! The "you like Henry Jones snr" gags would be priceless -- not enough self-deprecating humour in Indy 4. So please, if anyone is reading this -- go back to basics!

  • June 9, 2010, 10:42 p.m. CST

    kotcs

    by El Borak

    just watched it again last night. i love it. take out the prairie dogs and monkeys/swinging and its a good indy flick.

  • June 9, 2010, 11:17 p.m. CST

    wastherewhenitbeganmay1977

    by cgih8r

    I think you really hit the mark with that post. That's really what it seems like to me. If there is ever an example of what happens when you have accomplished your dreams and lost your hunger for greatness, Steven Speilberg and George Lucas are the poster boys. And like you say, I agree they have earned it. I would love to see them step aside and let a new upcoming director take over, but I also think they have the right to piss on their franchises that they created if they choose to do so. I think the new quality directors should stay away from remakes or sequels and make new originals that are in the same league as those classics. I just wish we could go back to the old film stock because with today's digital photography I think movies have lost their flavor.

  • June 9, 2010, 11:29 p.m. CST

    JJ Abrams could save Indiana Jones

    by RPLocke

    Lens Flares. Time Travel plot.

  • June 10, 2010, 3:25 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Radiant Lens Flare of God

    by CAPTAIN_AMERICAS_COCK_SHAPED_HELMET

  • June 10, 2010, 5:48 a.m. CST

    CAPTAIN_COCK

    by AsimovLives

    Having fun?

  • June 10, 2010, 5:50 a.m. CST

    RPLocke

    by AsimovLives

    You're normal? That's a laugh! Never happened. Stop being in denial and deal with it.

  • June 10, 2010, 5:51 a.m. CST

    Hardboiled Wonderland

    by AsimovLives

    It's Paulo Coelho. The guy is brazilian, not italian.

  • June 10, 2010, 5:53 a.m. CST

    Sicuv Uyall

    by AsimovLives

    Yes, the Hillary Clinton democracts, the douchbag ones. Again, liking JJ's Trek is full of epic fail.

  • June 10, 2010, 6:24 a.m. CST

    AsimovLives, I was more interested in

    by Hardboiled Wonderland

    spelling Coelho correctly. ;-)

  • June 10, 2010, 6:30 a.m. CST

    Anyways, Paula Coelho & why the McGuffin ain't important

    by Hardboiled Wonderland

    Everyone thought the crystal skull would be cool, but it bombed; because the 'journey' bombed. Lucas could've made an entire film based on Nurhachi's ashes in the prologue to Temple Of Doom -- an urn of ashes isn't very interesting, but the action and story of Indy in Shanghai is. So I hope that they're not trying to come up with a McGuffin bigger and shinier than all the previous McGuffins. I want to see Indy telling Mutt what not to eat in a Bombay market, or how to avoid cobras in the Egyptian desert. THAT is what's more important than the McGuffin -- the character stuff, and the journey.

  • June 10, 2010, 6:33 a.m. CST

    And don't try to prove Indy can still do action

    by Hardboiled Wonderland

    Show us he has EXPERIENCE. That's what Mutt's for, the apprentice. Show us Indy's smarts, his wiles, cunning, and wisdom. He's moved on from the hero archetype to the wise old man, give us that -- a 65 year old Ford can do that without cgi and good lighting. And grow the beard! Indy looked great with a beard.

  • June 10, 2010, 10:24 a.m. CST

    THEY DID IT FOR THE LULZ

    by Dharma4

  • June 10, 2010, 10:34 a.m. CST

    FINKY!!!

    by D.Vader

    You can always find us in the top talkback of the day.

  • June 10, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Not to Criticize the Update . . .

    by Dave I

    However:<p><p>"Might've been grand not to let the story hang in the ether for over 24 hours (which is a dangerous eternity on The Net), but there you have it..."<p><p>Is that criticizing Frank Marshall for not debunking a false rumor sooner? Is that really his job, to, you know, hunt down every rumor about an as-of-now non-existent Indiana Jones movie and debunk it if it's not true? Really?!!! Why criticize that and not just admit AICN had the wrong story and move on?<p><p>-Cheers

  • June 10, 2010, 11:38 a.m. CST

    I believe Indy 5 is still on until JettL says otherwise

    by just pillow talk

  • June 10, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones Crystal Skull-Fucks

    by Dingbatty

    the Nazis for good, this time.

  • June 10, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the DAMN I BROKE MY HIP!

    by orcus

  • June 10, 2010, 2:32 p.m. CST

    I really hope they do it about the Lost City of Atlantis...

    by Coughlins Laws

    Since the Last Crusade, I was hoping for that. As far as those that hated Indy 4, are you really such hyper-critics you're going to let 2 or 3 dopey scenes ruin a really fun action movie for you? Other than the monkeys and the Tarzan swinging, I don't know how you couldn't like the movie. It was fun, clever, and had great action scenes. It also had pretty decent acting and the best acting from Ford in years. It seems like everyone here compares every movie to The Godfather or something. You have to judge each movie on a case by case basis. Not every movie is or tries to be high art. Indy 4 was meant to be an entertaining roller coaster ride, and most people enjoyed it...

  • June 10, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    2 or 3 dopey scenes? That movie sucked zebra balls

    by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tastes

    Start to finish.

  • June 10, 2010, 3:21 p.m. CST

    Well,

    by BetaSword

    At least, they're not going about Human-Shaped things being artifacts from an Alien-Race, that helps resurrecting them and letting them take off. Indy4 was nice, but that Plot was pretty much stupid in my opinion. Despite that, Indy4 was a good Movie, and I'm looking forward for the Next, they just have to make more sense, 'cause those aliens looked quite different to the Skulls.

  • June 10, 2010, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Really, the whole movie sucked? Most ppl disagree

    by Coughlins Laws

    with you...

  • June 10, 2010, 4:07 p.m. CST

    The majority of movie-goers and critics DIDN'T think it sucked..

    by Coughlins Laws

    Trying to rewrite history and stating your opinion as fact is NOT going to work. Sorry...

  • June 11, 2010, 1:39 p.m. CST

    We need a Phantom Edit of this movie

    by orcus

  • June 14, 2010, 7:47 p.m. CST

    Orcus! D.Vader!

    by finky089

    Orcus, I second that notion, but wonder: could we splice in other films? This will end up being a 20 minute short otherwise.

  • June 14, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    Indy Jones and THE TALKBACK OF HAM!

    by finky089

    relive all the talkback mischief and mayHAM here: <p> http://tinyurl.com/29jxvk

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