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Milla Jovovich Gets Wet In This RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE Poster!!
Merrick here...
The Ultimate Resident Evil site has a look at trhe poster for RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE. The Paul W.S. Anderson written/directed film also stars Ali Larter and Wentworth Miller, sports a score from tomandandy (THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES), and is slated to hit theaters September 10.
Here's a look at the poster, which originates HERE. Know that this image is quite EMBIGGENABLE!
AFTERLIFE marks Anderson's first directorial return to the franchise in since 2002 (Alexander Witt helmed APOCALYPSE in 2004, and HIGHLANDER's Russell Mulcahy directed EXTINCTION back in 2007). Anderson has, however, scriprted all installments to date.
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Does anyone still care about these movies? The first one was wretched enough.
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Par for the course.
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I mean not a lot. I've watched each of the first three once and I'd guess I'll watch this fourth one once. I don't plan my life around them or anything or buy them to watch again, but they're a harmless enough diversion for 90 minutes. I've seen a lot worse.
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Jun 01, 2010 9:56:21 AM CDT
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by illuminate
Where the fuck is Sienna Guillory who plays Gill Valentine. Any man who is straight thought that she is hotter than Milla Jovovich in part 2. I guess Milla Jovovich got rid of her. In the behind the scenes DVD of part 2 Milla is looking at her like she is a jealous as shit. Speaking of part 2, why did Alexander Witt go back to being a second unit director on Bond Casino Royale. He is more talented than Anderson. Part 2 made more than Part 1 or 3. Whoever is in charge at the studio needs to get there shit together since the best players fromt he original trilogy that brought in the most fan reaction and brought in the MOST MONEY are not even here for part 4.
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I'd love if all marketing people worldwide laid down on the nearest train tracks and took a nap. How goddamn empty do you have to be to stand back from writing that and feel satisfied the job's well done?
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Jun 01, 2010 10:02:26 AM CDT
I wrote some more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by illuminate
Where the fuck is Sienna Guillory who plays Gill Valentine. Any man who is straight thought that she is hotter than Milla Jovovich in part 2. Milla Jovovich got rid of her. In the behind the scenes DVD of part 2 Milla is looking at her like Milla is a jealous as shit. Ali Larter is not as hot as Sienna. Ali Larter looks like a one night stand or when you are at a strip clup and some second rate chick jumps on your lab that you didn't want to jump on your lab because you are waiting for a hotter chick to get off the stage for a lap dance. Milla is fucking completely aware that she is not a threat because she is not hotter. If Milla or her tool of a husband gave a shit about the movies box office take than she would have had Sienna Guillory back. Speaking of part 2, why did Alexander Witt go back to being a second unit director on Bond: Casino Royale. He is more talented than Anderson. Part 2 made more than Part 1 or 3. Whoever is in charge at the studio needs to get there shit together since the best players from the original trilogy that brought in the most fan reaction and brought in the MOST MONEY are not even here for part 4.
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2nd unit on a fucking great, classy movie, or director on this shite? Decisions, decisions. I bet Witt took all of 2 seconds to work it out.
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Like all of the Half-Blood Prince posters? They fucking blow. Is the idea to cover as much of the poster with the main
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(editing would be nice)
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Maybe get a proper adaptation of the first game.
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I enjoy the RE films. They are lovable, in their way.
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I was promised an army of Jovovich!
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Jun 01, 2010 10:10:53 AM CDT
Let's skip this shit and wait for a Gill movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by illuminate
For those not familiar with the game or movies, not having Sienna Gullory as Gill Valentine would be like filming Return of the Jedi without Princess Leia. Paul Anderson, Milla had better have swallowed a shit load of your cum for you to become that much a tool of hers.
Here's Gill Valentine from part 2:
http://robert1249.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/sienna_guillory_stars.jpg
I'm up for a Gill Valentine movie. -
Even though part 2 of the Resident Evil franchise was the biggest hit. Alexander Witt didn't like the selfish drama-queen bullshit that Milla brought. So, he went back to second unit on what turned out to be a grade a movie: Casino Royale.
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http://rpggamer.org/uploaded_images/Sienna_Guillory_RE2_Promo_8.jpg
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Jun 01, 2010 10:26:25 AM CDT
i'm baffled this "franchise" has been able to stay beyond
by jackknifed_juggernaut
the doorstep of direct-to-dvd hell four movies in.
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and so on
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Generally, that's a bad thing if you're going to be using them for, I don't know, actually shooting stuff. Zombies and whatnot.I know we're supposed to suspend disbelief, and I know I have made allowances for a lot of crazy stuff (I'm a LOST fan and watched The X-Files and comic book movies), but that just seems lazy.-Cheers
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that Milla would be a drama queen on these things. Even when her husband isn't directing them, I'm pretty sure he produces them. It isn't so much a franchise as an Anderson/Jovovich pension fund. A family business.
Incidentally, I (sort of) met Sienna Guillory once in a London pub. I didn't say a single word to her. Unlike my drunken mates, I knew who she was & was rendered silent. Not just that, but she was stunning! Her face sparkled like a fuckin' diamond. There are times when you've got a beer in your hand & 7 more in your belly & you just think "Keep fucking quiet. It isn't worth cringing for the rest of your life".
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Milla is actually a very talented girl, high-fashion model, very smart, and always energetic and eager to give 100% to whatever project she is doing. And she is a total chameleon - look at her roles in these dreck movies, then The Messenger, 5th Element, and even Zoolander, not to mention that 'Getaway' movie. So why does she keep doing these? They pay the bills, obviously, and I assume she is having fun. But this kind of thing keeps her from being taken seriously as an actress. She needs really just one big-time breakthrough role, maybe a Ridley Scott movie, maybe something along the lines of the Alien prequel or something.. that could turn her whole career into the next coming of Weaver. Ah well. She needs to extricate herself from these lowbrow things and move up.
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"There are times when you've got a beer in your hand & 7 more in your belly & you just think "Keep fucking quiet. It isn't worth cringing for the rest of your life"."
Oh man. That made my day. Know exactly what you mean. -
But then she started sucking Paul "Worthless Shit" Andersons's dick - both literally and figuratively.
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Jun 01, 2010 10:55:36 AM CDT
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'VE MADE FOUR OF THESE ALREADY!?!
by tehcreepythinman
And they're all fucking shit. The first came out in 2002 and part 4 now in 2010. That's four shitty movies in 8 fucking years. Not one single decent flick has been generated by this shit franchise just like the Saw films. In comparison, the Horror franshises of the 80's managed at least a few good movies. Between 1980 and 1990, Friday the 13th had parts 1/4/6, which are the best; parts 2/7, which I have a soft spot for and parts 3/5/8 which were fucking trash. That's three great movies, two decent ones and three shitt ones in ten years. Resident Evil and Saw haven't even managed to make ONE single watchable flick IMHO.
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Jun 01, 2010 10:58:39 AM CDT
Paul anderson is a great director, just look at There will be Bl
by redbull_werewolf
brilliant film, not sure why he occasionally adds a "W.S." to his name and makes shitty films. But hey, Paul Anderson gotta eat i suppose
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how about expanding that subject field, what is this 1995?
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The opening scene in 28 weeks later resembles the first game than any of the resident evil movies combined.
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Jun 01, 2010 11:19:42 AM CDT
RedBull_Werewolf, THE SUBJECT FIELD USED TO BE BIGGER......
by tehcreepythinman
When I first started trolling here, circa 2003, you could write a whole fucking paragraph. Now you've got a line.
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Great story! Even better line!!! I admire your restraint. I'd LOVE to have an encounter like that and just be able to make some subtle off-hand comment like "you were great in ________" (or something smooth expressing gratitude if you were a fan) yet not making a big deal or alerting others to the fact it was a celeb, and then just mind your own business and leave them alone.That said, your respecting her privacy and space were probably appreciated (or would have been if she realized somebody recognized her and DIDN'T make a huge scene).-Cheers
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@RedBull_Werewolf
You do realize that Paul WS Anderson is NOT the same Paul Anderson who directed There Will Be Blood, right?
They are two entirely different directors.
One of them has Thomas in the middle of his name and directed great high-brow films such as Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love and There Will Blood.
The other has W.S in the middle of his name and makes mediocre genre films and video game adaptions such as Alien vs Predator, Event Horizon, and started the Resident Evil franchise.
Big, BIG difference.
I know they have similar names, but Thomas doesn't even begin with a W. or and S! Where did you think it went? -
Thanks for the compliment, but it wasn't quite like that. I just shut the fuck up. Partially out of awe & partially out of the fact that I knew I'd be a dick:-). I COULDN'T have made a smooth or subltle off hand comment:-). That, unforunately, if life:-). If it wasn't, Sienna & I would be moving into our wooden house in the Maldives right about now:-). She can pick the wallpaper. I don't really care.
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My typing has gone to shit:-). Welcome to the drunken world of "The Dark Shite". Enjoy your very brief stay.
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A day that will live in infamy...
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it only took 5 posts for someone to take the bait. good job.
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...on the title. Hmm.
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But given the history of the RE films, we might just get a 3D shot up Milla's crotch
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you sir are an idiot...but I did enjoy seeing you fall into the trap
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The second one was terrible....
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..I'm half tempted to see what else could PWSA could fuck up regading the franchise. But as a consolation, I still have and enjoy RE5. Great replayability especially online in versus mode.
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The second was was laughably bad. The third one was watchable. And at this point, I've given up fighting it. They could keep making sequels until Jovovich gets ugly. Make it more and more ridiculous, I don't care. Until then I say bring it.
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...because I've liked all three of them so far. None of them are high points in cinema, for sure. But as someone who hasn't played the game, who does like Milla, I think they're enjoyable. It's a franchise where you don't have to be all pissed off if the sequel isn't the greatest movie ever made. That poster looks ass, though, strangely.
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I was wondering how long before someone gave me a nerd rant on the differences between Paul Thomas Anderson and Paul WS AndersonThanks Drumble, i wasn't sure on the difference and my original post was not sarcastic at all
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when Death Race was actually more like a videogame (upgradable weapons, power-ups you drive over, over-the-top driving "kills") than a movie. In fact a videogame of Death Race would be like Twisted Metal:Racing Edition.
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Split Second was just released...And Paul WS is still a terribly mediocre director. It's not that he's BAD bad, he's just kinda there.
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of marketing. In.. resident.. and stuff.
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What douchebag designer thought it would be a good idea to obscure the logo with her fucking elbow? JESUS these people need to be beaten bloody.
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women,what do you expect.We are the misogynist,sexist etc pigs but they are even worse when they put their mind on something that they dont like,even if its the most trivial thing in the world.a jealous woman is like a hurricane.it builds up before hell breaks out.
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is Illuminate trolling with getting JILL VALENTINE'S name wrong? Or does he genuinely believe it to be spelled that way? Also why mention tomandandy's lesser effort when you can mention their better ones like The Strangers and The Rules of Attraction?
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is to emphasize that the new movie is going to be 3D,sinceit gives the illusion of (fake) 3D depth.its a very nice and smart touch from the graphic designer who made the poster.and probably the real poster will be in stereoscopic format or whatever it is called.THINK before you speak next time.
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Illuminate...anyone with an internet connection and the simple ability to use search engine can tell you that each RE movie has made more than the last. Sienna wasn't in RE 3 yet somehow it made more money. Besides, RE 2 made her character all cheesball.
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THINK before you speak about milla jovovich's elbow IT IS NICE AND SMART TOUCH. pah ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Jun 01, 2010 2:44:17 PM CDT
RESIDENT EVIL without Jill Valentine just fucking weird...
by burnhollywood
Maybe not as weird as TOMB RAIDER without Lara Croft, but definitely as weird as a HALF LIFE 2 movie without Alyx, or a Little Sister-free BIOSHOCK movie. On the other hand, it's *exactly* as weird (and lame) as JOHNNY MNEMONIC without Molly Millions.
I mean, I know there's this whole spousal vehicle thing with her and Anderson, but the level of "fuck the fans...you're hired!" in this is really kind of creepy and ridiculous. -
A pertinent and much overlooked point about this film. Army. Of. Millas. I would hope that she is able to create some sort of hive mind thinger and Alice Prime is like the Queen and can coordinate the actions of the worker Alices and, quite honestly, I see very little reason for this film to star anyone else except Alice-fodder.The greatness of these flicks is that they keep getting weirder. I feel that Anderson needs to jump in whole hog, like that scene with the ship of Depps in PIRATES 3. The franchise is about as B as it gets, why not go for broke and make it incredibly weird. I have hopes for parts 5, 6 and 7.
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The story of the films, divergent as it is, is a million billion times better than the convoluted garbage that passes for narrative in the RE games. Except 4. 4 was cool, largely because the zombies were alien parasites spoiler. I'd even go so far as to say RE 4 is the only game in the series that's worth a damn anymore. Sure, the originals were of their time and for their time, but 4 is a kind of great that endures.
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Fucking Milla has superhuman abilities while fighting Zombies is bullshit and lacks substance.Whereas the concept of a highly trained rescue squad fighting bio organic weapons with wits as well as ordinary weapons has more credibility and not to mention suspense. The 3rd one did it for me the minute I saw Alice controlling flames as if she was Jean Grey, it's obvious that Weasal Shit Anderson is nothing more than a fucking hack. Although I did like Event Horizon and Mortal Kombat, but that doesnt make up for the shitwreck that was soldier, AVP and most of the RE Movies.
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Oh, thank goodness. I hoped you were being sarcastic, but unfortunately you can never tell on these talkbacks.
Oddly, I actually watched the original "Resident Evil" which I'd never seen last week with my girlfriend and actually enjoyed it to an extent, not a classic film but it wasn't terrible either. The thing about W.S. is that he has his box of tricks, but nothing really special.
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When she was touring her folk music. She may have turned into a drama queen diva since then of course, but I can only report that she was nice, normal, funny and easy to work with (compared to plenty of less-famous divas of either sex). And in the flesh, without much make-up, no more spectacularly beautiful than a lot of women you probably know.
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well said
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The promise of it was the only thing about the 3rd film that made me want to see a 4th. Go large or go home.
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play through RE4. I wouldn't be caught dead with a Gamecube, so I can't be a true judge of the game. I really liked what I played, though. And I did really enjoy RE5..was it better than 5?
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very inferior to RE4.
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You only get 5 shots before you have to reload? Get a handgun with a high capacity mag that holds 16 shots.
Even though they have speed loaders for revolvers, it still isn't as easy as popping out the mag and putting another one in. -
do to her ass cannot even be committed to written form.
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i wouldnt go as far as saying RE5 was crap, but you're right, it was definitely a step down from RE4.
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Jun 01, 2010 5:17:53 PM CDT
RE: Afterlife - Let's shoehorn a handful of random RE5 reference
by pikazerox
Even though these movies stopped following the games entirely about two minutes into the first film.
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RE4 goes downhill after the village, and the story has almost nothing to do with the main storyline. The overall gameplay change was ultimately very great though. RE5 expands on that same great gameplay, delivering a much better (and less bloated) campaign, as well as wrapping up the biggest arc in the series.
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IN A ZOMBIE MOVIE???
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..doesnt know shit about good videogames.Omnius you Koopa cunt the gameplay is simular to RE4 and not to mention more gaming modes i.e. Mercenaries,Versus and desperate escape.RE4 was great, but it's not the ultimate game in the franchise. there's more replayability in RE5 than 4, so what the fuck are you talking about?
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the second sucked donkeyballs, the third one was actually fairly good, and definetely the best in the series. We will see how this one turns out, but I am pretty sure about one thing; the 3D will probably be used as gimmick with lots of crap flying towards you and annoying shit like that......
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I could at least watch the 1st and 2nd a few times. The 3rd - I tried to watch a second time but ended up turning it off within the first 20 mins. I hope this one is at least decent enough to hold my attention.
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Paul WS Anderson makes highly stylized fantasy/adventure/sci fi, while empty headed are very well shot and crisply edited and good for a B movie good time. Paul Thomas Anderson makes high brow highly overrated films while pretending to be a different director each time at the bat, since he has no discernable style, or an edit function in his Final Draft software. Scorsese, Altman, Kubrick, hey, he steals from the best, right? Maybe next time out Anderson will pretend he's the other Anderson and make a 3 hour horror epic with wildly over the top performances and truly awful music, or painfully obvious source music. Come on...did anyone actually LIKE Magnolia ?
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Seriously... have these movies done THAT well to garner this many sequels AND 3D?
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AT ALL. and I love the resident evil games. Doesn't that mean anything? fucking cover a the Leon story from RE4 and get Guillermo on it since he's out of the Hobbit anyway.
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I just invented this new thing which I like to call "sarcasm". It's gonna by HUGE!
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Magnolia = One of my all-time favorites.Guess I'm too "high brow for my own good...
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In the poster, she's holding a left-handed Colt Python, an object that doesn't exist in reality.
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