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Some exclusive EXPENDABLES fun! Take a look!!!

Published at: May 27, 2010, 1:44 a.m. CST by headgeek

Hey folks, Harry here with the latest bits of awesome coming from THE EXPENDABLES. The brief Television spot will be seen later this weekend during the big UFC Fight in Vegas between B.A. Baracus and some fool to pity named R. Evans. Well, we have it for ya before it hits the pricey fight seats! Plus - we have the big EXPENDABLES - "Legends" banner - which you can click open to hugetacular proportions.






     

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  • May 27, 2010, 1:44 a.m. CST

    Whoa. Code.

    by Jaka

    Awesome! lol

  • May 27, 2010, 1:44 a.m. CST

    Oh... it fixed itself already.

    by Jaka

    Heh.

  • May 27, 2010, 1:47 a.m. CST

    5 Bald guys, 4 with hair, 3 goatees

    by BumLove

  • May 27, 2010, 1:47 a.m. CST

    Oh shit. Is Crews the Right Guard guy?

    by Jaka

    Building kick! Exploosssiooooon!! lol I had no clue. Dude is having a good year. Series of commercials, a tv show and the Expendables.

  • May 27, 2010, 1:53 a.m. CST

    Fifth!

    by themanwithaname

    I rule

  • May 27, 2010, 1:56 a.m. CST

    Willis is there, but no Arnold?

    by David Cloverfield

    There's something terribly wrong with that banner.

  • May 27, 2010, 1:58 a.m. CST

    Nice to see Crews get some recognition

    by Rocco Curioso

    The guy's a trip, is always fun to watch, and will fit this movie perfectly. Got a definite "Predator" camraderie vibe from that spot, albeit a little on the jokey side. If *that's* the tone Stallone's going for, he's right on the mark.

  • May 27, 2010, 1:59 a.m. CST

    I hope Terry Crews flex's his muscles for comedic purpose

    by Obnoxious_Username

    like he does in every movie and now TV commercials.

  • May 27, 2010, 1:59 a.m. CST

    No Ghostbusters 3 news? I'm out...

    by Mike_D

  • May 27, 2010, 2:01 a.m. CST

    Just give this movie the Oscar already

    by ImMorganFreeman

    For Best Damn Movie Ever. Either Tim or Eric of Awesome show directs those Crews commercials, which are fantastic.

  • May 27, 2010, 2:02 a.m. CST

    Looking good...

    by Charlie & Tex

    ...it certainly seems to be somewhat self-aware, which isn't such a bad thing, as it would be simply awful if it was played completely straight.

  • May 27, 2010, 2:04 a.m. CST

    I wish they didn't ruin the context of the Arnie's scene either

    by Obnoxious_Username

    I understand the need to show him in all the trailers in order to get asses in seats, but they should have just done a couple of quick cuts to his face without any dialog. I mean, from that poster above it's obvious that they are still trying to keep his cameo somewhat of a surprise. So what is it marketing people? You show him in all the trailers but not on the poster? Make up your minds.

  • May 27, 2010, 2:09 a.m. CST

    Have you read the first issue of the Expendables?

    by ominus

    well from what i have seen in the comic,the movie looks promising.finger crossed Sly hasnt fucked up with this.

  • May 27, 2010, 2:13 a.m. CST

    Since you guys are awake at this ungodly hour.....

    by BumLove

    ....you wanna see something really scary? This is going to really scare you....wanna see? If you have the balls...check this out... <p> http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=ri5-uR8-3AE

  • May 27, 2010, 2:15 a.m. CST

    Yay! Comes out on my birthday!

    by bubcus

    I'll blow out the candles in the line up at the theater. Mwahaha!

  • and if i am not mistaken there is a law that forbids him to participate in other jobs where he gets paid.The scene in the Expendables,he did it totally free (he did the same with the T4 cgi capture) but it is illegal to put his face on a poster adverting a commercial product like a movie.but then again maybe i am wrong,but thats my speculation.

  • May 27, 2010, 2:19 a.m. CST

    I thought Jet Li retired?

    by RPLocke

  • May 27, 2010, 2:21 a.m. CST

    haha i am watching Terry's commercials right now

    by ominus

    the guy is awesome.my brother who is body-building will laugh his ass off when i show them his ads.

  • May 27, 2010, 2:23 a.m. CST

    It's a shame the movie sucks

    by james4543

  • May 27, 2010, 2:35 a.m. CST

    Won't kick this outa bed for eating crackers

    by LargoJr

    Definitely looking like THE summer blockbuster. Also happy that it doesn't appear to have Silvester's dick-vein strangling anyone.

  • May 27, 2010, 2:51 a.m. CST

    His name was on previous posters

    by Jaka

    But I think everything you said is correct, anyway.

  • May 27, 2010, 2:56 a.m. CST

    Say Harry, will it be rated R?

    by ugh

    Please ask Sly for us. Thanks.

  • May 27, 2010, 3:04 a.m. CST

    looks wicked Sly

    by hiperaktiv

    A fun movie with plenty of ass kicking, shit blowing up, brawls, actions stars with a few babes chucked in. Count me in for opening day Sly.

  • May 27, 2010, 3:07 a.m. CST

    THIS IS A MOVIE FOR MEN

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    WOMEN ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE.<p>IF YOU ARE A WOMAN, PLEASE MOVE ALONG TO THE NEXT THEATRE WHERE THEY ARE SHOWING "SPARKLING VAMPIRES: THE ANGST".<p>THANKYOU.

  • May 27, 2010, 3:12 a.m. CST

    Fuck yes,

    by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz

    This movie cannot arrive soon enough.

  • May 27, 2010, 3:17 a.m. CST

    Pretty sure this one was official...

    by Jaka

    ...but it's the only one I can find with his name on it. http://tinyurl.com/335dyyu

  • May 27, 2010, 3:20 a.m. CST

    i would love if Sex and the City 2 came out at the same time

    by ominus

    with Expendables and both were playing at the same time in a multiplex cinema.But somehow the projectionist places the reels in the opposite rooms: SatC2 starts playing in a room full of a male audience,and Expendables starts palying in a room full of a female audience.hehe.

  • May 27, 2010, 3:27 a.m. CST

    Spot the airbrushing!

    by johnwalanp

    Zoom in (damn that's a BIG image!) on Rourke and Willis, there's clearly some airbruching & Photoshop manipulation going on there! Shame really as I think it detracts from the overall badassness of this poster, and makes no sense to me. This type of Photoshopping always looks fake, no matter how good the operator may be. Just take a look at Seagal's move posters/dvd cover over recent years - truly shocking! Anyone want to take a stab at photoshopping Arnie in?

  • May 27, 2010, 3:43 a.m. CST

    Awesome.

    by JuanSanchez

  • May 27, 2010, 3:46 a.m. CST

    I hope there is a scene that they are all hanging out shirtless

    by MacReady452

    can you airbrush a movie?

  • May 27, 2010, 3:49 a.m. CST

    But putting Willis on there is silly.

    by JuanSanchez

    I'd probably do it if I were Lionsgate/the producers too, but he's in 5 minutes of the damn movie.

  • May 27, 2010, 3:50 a.m. CST

    Mostly I'm surprised Willis allowed it.

    by JuanSanchez

  • May 27, 2010, 3:52 a.m. CST

    Why is Guy Fawkes there?

    by Crooooooow

    Oooooh that's Rourke the plastic man.

  • May 27, 2010, 3:56 a.m. CST

    Someone needs to have a plastic surgery intervention 4 Rourke

    by JuanSanchez

  • May 27, 2010, 4:02 a.m. CST

    Can't wait for the prequel

    by NippleEffect

    Have The Expendables vs Alien vs Predator vs The Thing vs Ash

  • May 27, 2010, 4:08 a.m. CST

    Hoping to God that this doesn't suck

    by christpunchers2007

    It's got a straight to dvd sheen all over it (Hey, it could have used some cheesy 80s Charlie Sheen'liness!)

  • May 27, 2010, 4:17 a.m. CST

    Willis and Rourke look fucking stupid

    by TheWaqman

    And if they can slap their stupid faces on there (and by the way what's up with the shop-job on Bruce's face? Looks funny as hell) why not King Conan himself? <p> Would have been an epic banner without those two. Lundgren looks badass.

  • May 27, 2010, 4:26 a.m. CST

    actually if you recall...

    by Seph_J

    ... there was no Arnold Schwarnezegger on the previous posters.... <p> there was some chump called 'Willis Schwarzenegger' though. <p> Perhaps thats how they got round some rules?

  • May 27, 2010, 4:30 a.m. CST

    and just when did...

    by Seph_J

    ...chinky Jet Li become hardcore? They could have stood him on a box or something for the picture at least. <p> I'm sorry, aside from Bruce Lee, there isn't a single Chinese man in the world that scares me.

  • May 27, 2010, 4:30 a.m. CST

    Statham as Hawkeye

    by RexGattling

    or Neil Patrick Harris as Hawkeye

  • May 27, 2010, 4:33 a.m. CST

    Seph_J, the only thing in this world that scares you....

    by BumLove

    ...is a bare naked lady.

  • May 27, 2010, 4:39 a.m. CST

    BumLove

    by Seph_J

    not at all. I have a great fondness for bare naked ladies - especially Chinese ones. <p> I just don't think theres any room for a Chinese man in a film about proper hardcore MEN. <P> y'know?

  • May 27, 2010, 4:41 a.m. CST

    THIS IS JUST ANOTHER DOG WITH THE SAME FLEAS

    by JonChambers

  • May 27, 2010, 4:48 a.m. CST

    Damn You Michael Bay

    by MCMLXXVI

    Damn You Michael Bay

  • May 27, 2010, 4:50 a.m. CST

    thats not THE MCMLXXVI is it?

    by Seph_J

    boy you used to be funny. like, 4 years ago.

  • May 27, 2010, 4:52 a.m. CST

    although, I have to say...

    by Seph_J

    ... after 'Revenge of the Fallen', you were proven 100% correct.

  • May 27, 2010, 4:52 a.m. CST

    video feedback

    by teamneedle

    Why don't you upload these videos to youtube- it will expand your sites demographic and it will give you more uploading options- and also allow other sites/ people to embed the video elsewhere- people will know the source because of the watermark/ bug

  • May 27, 2010, 4:55 a.m. CST

    teamneedle

    by Seph_J

    because then Jet Li wouldn't be able to see it. The film is hardly going to be shown on Chinese screens.... and Youtube is banned there. It's the only way for him to see himself and feel happy.

  • May 27, 2010, 5 a.m. CST

    The scary video I posted above is no longer available

    by BumLove

    It's probably giving people heart attacks. You can now find it here....before this one vanishes: <p> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCK7njbgDO8

  • May 27, 2010, 5:02 a.m. CST

    Expendables and Inception are the only movies i will

    by ominus

    pay a ticket to watch in cinema this summer.Fuck the others.

  • May 27, 2010, 5:12 a.m. CST

    why is

    by Seph_J

    the only one smiling Mickey Rourke?

  • May 27, 2010, 5:35 a.m. CST

    WESTERN CONDORS!!!

    by sherlock_junior

    Reminds me of EASTERN CONDORS from Sammo Hung, the action packed all action stars 80ies HK flick that ruled. This one will RULE too!

  • May 27, 2010, 6:12 a.m. CST

    This and Machete will rule my summer!

    by Mr Nicholas

  • May 27, 2010, 6:16 a.m. CST

    He'll always be President Camacho to me

    by DiscoGodfather

    Shit!

  • May 27, 2010, 6:33 a.m. CST

    Banner for sale?

    by Dazzler69

    I would like to buy one of these full sized!

  • May 27, 2010, 7:10 a.m. CST

    I so wanted Crewes for B.A. in A-Team . . .

    by Nice Marmot

    . . . would have been perfect.

  • May 27, 2010, 7:17 a.m. CST

    Ah, yes...

    by Bruce Leroy

    No Toby Maguire sitting on a bed crying or Orlando Bloom trying to be an "action-star" in sight. This is the real deal. Some good 'ol, proper 80's action. I will enjoy every damn minute of this film. Thank you Sly!

  • May 27, 2010, 7:18 a.m. CST

    That banner has new wallpaper written all over it

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    This movie will own the summer. I'll see Machete of course, but it's not a summer flick.

  • May 27, 2010, 7:28 a.m. CST

    They need to make a porno of The Expendables

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    invading Abu Dhabi while the vain conceited sluts of Sex and the City are there. The Extendables?

  • May 27, 2010, 7:31 a.m. CST

    Good or bad

    by Abominable Snowcone

    This movie will be fun. Excuse me while I drop trou and stimulate myself digitally.

  • May 27, 2010, 7:32 a.m. CST

    Crew Jones?

    by ChrisTuckersOnlyFan

  • May 27, 2010, 7:42 a.m. CST

    Oh yeah Sly if you're reading all this

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    I think I speak for all when I say thanks for bringing true action back to the big screen. I don't know if the movie screens can handle all the awesomeness in this movie. A lot of us are like my brother whose favorite things in a movie are "guns and breasts, in that order."

  • May 27, 2010, 7:44 a.m. CST

    Seph_J, first off Bolo scares the hell out of

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    everyone. But if you're looking for badass scary Li you need to see Unleashed aka Danny the Dog. "Get 'em."

  • May 27, 2010, 8:20 a.m. CST

    President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

    by Spyhunter

    Terry Crews is awesome, and I will be there opening day.

  • May 27, 2010, 8:28 a.m. CST

    THiS IS A MOVIE FOR GAY MEN

    by blackmantis

    Who are ashamed to admit they are gay and hide their insecurity behind posturing macho bullshit.

  • May 27, 2010, 8:31 a.m. CST

    Actually I think Stallone made his character gay

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    so if that's the case he ain't hiding nothing.

  • May 27, 2010, 8:34 a.m. CST

    Terry Crews is the fucking man

    by dr sauch

    Seriously. Dude needs to be in more stuff.

  • May 27, 2010, 8:36 a.m. CST

    The Zucker Bros are gonna make a parody of this movie

    by BumLove

    And it's gonna be called The Expandables....featuring a team of fat dudes....and they are going to be constantly eating and shit...it will be hi-larious.

  • May 27, 2010, 8:40 a.m. CST

    Tickets should be like $45

    by GhostDad

    I'd gladly still pay to see this multiple times.

  • May 27, 2010, 8:42 a.m. CST

    Gays are tough. They fuck men.

    by David Cloverfield

  • May 27, 2010, 8:51 a.m. CST

    rourke looks like a lesbian aunt.

    by THE_ONE_MAN_GANG

  • May 27, 2010, 8:55 a.m. CST

    PA PA PA PA PA PA POWER!

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    Terry Crews is hilarious in those Old Spice commercials. Disturbing yet funny as hell! I found this site earlier, it's a compilation of the commercials he did. <p> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80967121/

  • May 27, 2010, 8:56 a.m. CST

    Looks pretty good EXCEPT for

    by CathleenTurnerOverdrive

    Randy Coture's stupid f'n hat! What's the deal there? That dude is so out of place in this film. Can't wait to see some sweet, sweet Lundgren action.

  • May 27, 2010, 8:57 a.m. CST

    about time for so good old action and fun!

    by Professor_Bedlam

    We need just a good kick ass movie! There really hasn't been one in a long long time!

  • May 27, 2010, 9:02 a.m. CST

    TERRY CREWS??

    by superman76

    so this movie has got lundgren, stallone, statham, etc...yet, you talkbackers are all over terry crews' cack. what's the deal? oh, i know. white guilt. begin your lame responses now.

  • May 27, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST

    Special edition DVD/Blu-ray

    by tatoosh

    Should come with action figures. I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

  • May 27, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST

    blackmantis...

    by IEatHippies

    Are you male or female?

  • May 27, 2010, 9:11 a.m. CST

    There´s a lot of girls who love action movies

    by CuervoJones

    They hate Sex & the City and Twilight crap. If you don´t know that, you don´t talk with women.

  • May 27, 2010, 9:16 a.m. CST

    CGI crow at end of trailer = erection.

    by Stuntcock Mike

    .

  • May 27, 2010, 9:18 a.m. CST

    i think this is my most anticipated of the summer

    by Bathman

    inception would be another one along with toy story 3, but this film for some reason gets me so excited, it just looks so bad ass, that said, i hope it doesn't get overhyped and then can't deliver so i try to reserve my judgment

  • May 27, 2010, 9:35 a.m. CST

    The Boys are Back in Town?

    by ltgalloway

    That had to be Harry's contribution. Super gay.

  • May 27, 2010, 9:56 a.m. CST

    IEATHIPPIES...

    by blackmantis

    ..I was just doing some trolling in response to RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL. I think this is the type of movie that seems like it should be awesome but is never as good as it sounds.

  • May 27, 2010, 10:12 a.m. CST

    What? No Ice Cube? Steve Austin ruined this movie for me!!

    by WorthersOriginal

    Seriously, if you're gonna include wrestlers turned actors, why not include rappers turned actors.

  • May 27, 2010, 10:13 a.m. CST

    Gay shit

    by Davidhessstation

    I love how wimpy men like to make fun of anything macho (aka: NORMAL) by calling it gay. Fuck off and go watch your indie films.

  • May 27, 2010, 10:14 a.m. CST

    WOMEN WILL BE IMPREGNATED JUST DRIVING BY THE THEATER

    by Darth Busey

  • May 27, 2010, 10:14 a.m. CST

    Crappy TV spot

    by theplant

    This movie will suck according to this TV spot. It will be great according to the released trailer.

  • May 27, 2010, 10:15 a.m. CST

    I'VE ALREADY TAKEN AUGUST 13TH (AND 14TH) OFF FROM WORK

    by Darth Busey

    First day to see the movie, the second day to relish the 24 hour orgasm.

  • May 27, 2010, 10:20 a.m. CST

    I hope Terry Crews

    by Sgtcrispytoast

    Character survives this movie and is in the sequels. Him being an action star would be badass.

  • May 27, 2010, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Is it me or does it look like Lundgren

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    was about to impale that dude he was carrying on some spikes or something. "You will lose." "I must break you." Some things never change.

  • May 27, 2010, 10:26 a.m. CST

    The next Ain't it Cool Contest should be

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    to win the banner. Oh, and have everone autograph it. That would be the coolest prize ever on this site.

  • May 27, 2010, 10:42 a.m. CST

    Awesome.

    by BLEST

    Can't wait for this one!

  • May 27, 2010, 10:52 a.m. CST

    awright funally aye sux in da citey muvie 4 gweeks.

    by chibnut

    aye did nut poot texxt hur.

  • May 27, 2010, 11:02 a.m. CST

    having that banner on your wall makes you gay?

    by ludmir88

  • May 27, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Awesome!

    by DrewMcWeenyOwnsYouAll

    That trailer was frakkin' sweet! I can't wait for this! What an epic flick!

  • May 27, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    Awesome

    by cali00

    I can't wait for this movie!!!!!

  • May 27, 2010, 11:47 a.m. CST

    That poster is sick!!!

    by karenmesa

    awesome!

  • May 27, 2010, 11:51 a.m. CST

    can't wait

    by theshatz

    This wait is killing me! Every poster and trailer has been spot on. I freaking want to see this NOW!

  • May 27, 2010, 11:58 a.m. CST

    SgtCrispyToast....he does

    by BumLove

    I've you would like to know who else survives.....

  • May 27, 2010, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Old Farts In Combat

    by GornPirate

    oh boy

  • May 27, 2010, 12:11 p.m. CST

    Nice poster, great trailer! BUT...

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    ...still not sure about the three pussies aka Crews/Austin/Couture...

  • May 27, 2010, 12:31 p.m. CST

    "He'll always be President Camacho to me"

    by carlotta_valdes

    ...yeah!...Put Yo WEIGHT ON IT GodFatHeR!

  • May 27, 2010, 12:31 p.m. CST

    Crews is pretty cool

    by Bathman

    not only was he President comacho, but he also get me laughuing when he screams "PA-PA-PA-PA-PA_PA-POWER!"<P>OLd spice has some crazy advertising, the other one where the dude is on a horse is funny too

  • May 27, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    So what rating is it going to be?

    by alan_poon

    I hope it's nothing less than a fifteen. No wimmin or binlids allowed.

  • May 27, 2010, 1:46 p.m. CST

    I'm moist

    by MacKrazy

    This is the action event of the decade no doubt. BUT I want an old school painted poster like they had back in the 80's. Some artists over exciting painting of the film.

  • May 27, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    EKKU-SPEN-DA-BURRUS!!!!

    by Squinty CGI Flynn

  • May 27, 2010, 3:22 p.m. CST

    You guys know Tim and Eric

    by Series7

    Directed that Terry Crews Old Spice commercial.

  • May 27, 2010, 3:29 p.m. CST

    Is that Brett Michaels?

    by RPLocke

  • May 27, 2010, 4:36 p.m. CST

    It's OUR Sex in the city, galS!

    by PeanutButterSlut

    Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!111

  • May 27, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    God damn there are some ignorant...

    by Jaka

    ...mother fuckers in this world. But before internet talkbacks we could just pretend they didn't exist. Now we're forced to regular deal with the reasons why humanity will fail. Siiigh. Anyway, I think I called Crews the Right Guard guy. I stand corrected, Old Spice. Aaaaaabdominals!

  • May 27, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    *makes girly noises*

    by PeanutButterSlut

    <p> ...

  • May 27, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    so looking forward to this

    by adomenic

  • May 27, 2010, 5:58 p.m. CST

    ...i want that "nickleback" music back

    by yourSTEPDADDY

  • May 27, 2010, 6:54 p.m. CST

    Won't the unrated cut be on the DVD?

    by RPLocke

    Wait for that.

  • May 27, 2010, 7:08 p.m. CST

    THIN LIZZY RULES!!

    by Robot_Chicken_Fried_Steak

    Perfect fucking song to compliment an oldschool machismo movie like this!

  • May 27, 2010, 7:13 p.m. CST

    BULLETS IN THE CITY.

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    Take that, Samantha.

  • May 27, 2010, 7:31 p.m. CST

    Rourke.....

    by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR

    lose the smile

  • May 27, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Statham.....

    by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR

    what the hell is wrong with your ear? It looks fake?

  • May 27, 2010, 7:34 p.m. CST

    Lundgren....

    by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR

    owns them all.

  • May 27, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    This movie.....

    by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR

    FUCKIN' RULES!

  • May 27, 2010, 7:59 p.m. CST

    Wrong, TT

    by TedKordLives

    This movie WILL fuckin' rule. Unless you've already seen it?

  • May 27, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    FUCK YES!!!

    by CRISPIN_GLOVERS_ACID_FLASHBACK

    Hey everyone: if you're considering purchasing the LOST complete series box set, I think it would be best to wait until Christmas time when it will be way cheap.

  • May 27, 2010, 9:05 p.m. CST

    Are u homos jeking 2 da pic before posting gay comments?

    by I_shot_Cyrus

  • May 27, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    Rourke's face looks like V for Vendetta...

    by Bill Clay

    All that plastic surgery and he ended up with a Guy Fawkes mask?

  • May 27, 2010, 10:49 p.m. CST

    For an AICN exclusive...

    by vettebro

    All I can say is... <P> Meh.

  • May 28, 2010, 2:43 a.m. CST

    I look forward to...

    by BiG_Mato36

    Very*Very*Good

  • May 28, 2010, 5:24 a.m. CST

    Bruce Willis looks super gay in that photo

    by BumLove

    He looks like he's about to say, "How you doin'?" before doing the Vogue.

  • May 28, 2010, 5:28 a.m. CST

    Rourke and Willis look like they're going to go out on a date

    by BumLove

    They're gonna meet up with KiKi and CoCo from the hair salon and hit the local gay bar.

  • May 28, 2010, 9:52 a.m. CST

    Wait, the boys are back in town?

    by Squilookle

    So they've done all this before? So it's all just... routine then? Oh... Oh dear.

  • May 28, 2010, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Even the poster...

    by SDCrews

    Has bigger nuts than I do. This and Scott Pilgrim are going to end my summer nicely.

  • May 28, 2010, 9:44 p.m. CST

    Don't like the banner much

    by buffywrestling

    Where are the cock veins?