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Hey folks, Harry here with the latest bits of awesome coming from THE EXPENDABLES. The brief Television spot will be seen later this weekend during the big UFC Fight in Vegas between B.A. Baracus and some fool to pity named R. Evans. Well, we have it for ya before it hits the pricey fight seats! Plus - we have the big EXPENDABLES - "Legends" banner - which you can click open to hugetacular proportions.
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Awesome! lol
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Heh.
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Building kick! Exploosssiooooon!! lol I had no clue. Dude is having a good year. Series of commercials, a tv show and the Expendables.
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I rule
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There's something terribly wrong with that banner.
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The guy's a trip, is always fun to watch, and will fit this movie perfectly. Got a definite "Predator" camraderie vibe from that spot, albeit a little on the jokey side. If *that's* the tone Stallone's going for, he's right on the mark.
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May 27, 2010 1:59:26 AM CDT
I hope Terry Crews flex's his muscles for comedic purpose
by obnoxious_username
like he does in every movie and now TV commercials.
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For Best Damn Movie Ever.
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...it certainly seems to be somewhat self-aware, which isn't such a bad thing, as it would be simply awful if it was played completely straight.
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May 27, 2010 2:04:33 AM CDT
I wish they didn't ruin the context of the Arnie's scene either
by obnoxious_username
I understand the need to show him in all the trailers in order to get asses in seats, but they should have just done a couple of quick cuts to his face without any dialog. I mean, from that poster above it's obvious that they are still trying to keep his cameo somewhat of a surprise. So what is it marketing people? You show him in all the trailers but not on the poster? Make up your minds.
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well from what i have seen in the comic,the movie looks promising.finger crossed Sly hasnt fucked up with this.
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....you wanna see something really scary? This is going to really scare you....wanna see? If you have the balls...check this out... http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=ri5-uR8-3AE
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I'll blow out the candles in the line up at the theater. Mwahaha!
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May 27, 2010 2:16:35 AM CDT
Guys i think it has to do with the fact that Arnie is a governor
by ominus
and if i am not mistaken there is a law that forbids him to participate in other jobs where he gets paid.The scene in the Expendables,he did it totally free (he did the same with the T4 cgi capture) but it is illegal to put his face on a poster adverting a commercial product like a movie.but then again maybe i am wrong,but thats my speculation.
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the guy is awesome.my brother who is body-building will laugh his ass off when i show them his ads.
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Definitely looking like THE summer blockbuster. Also happy that it doesn't appear to have Silvester's dick-vein strangling anyone.
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But I think everything you said is correct, anyway.
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Please ask Sly for us. Thanks.
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A fun movie with plenty of ass kicking, shit blowing up, brawls, actions stars with a few babes chucked in. Count me in for opening day Sly.
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WOMEN ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE.IF YOU ARE A WOMAN, PLEASE MOVE ALONG TO THE NEXT THEATRE WHERE THEY ARE SHOWING "SPARKLING VAMPIRES: THE ANGST".THANKYOU.
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This movie cannot arrive soon enough.
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...but it's the only one I can find with his name on it. http://tinyurl.com/335dyyu
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with Expendables and both were playing at the same time in a multiplex cinema.But somehow the projectionist places the reels in the opposite rooms: SatC2 starts playing in a room full of a male audience,and Expendables starts palying in a room full of a female audience.hehe.
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Zoom in (damn that's a BIG image!) on Rourke and Willis, there's clearly some airbruching & Photoshop manipulation going on there! Shame really as I think it detracts from the overall badassness of this poster, and makes no sense to me. This type of Photoshopping always looks fake, no matter how good the operator may be. Just take a look at Seagal's move posters/dvd cover over recent years - truly shocking!
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May 27, 2010 3:46:22 AM CDT
I hope there is a scene that they are all hanging out shirtless
by macready452
can you airbrush a movie?
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I'd probably do it if I were Lionsgate/the producers too, but he's in 5 minutes of the damn movie.
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Oooooh that's Rourke the plastic man.
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May 27, 2010 3:56:38 AM CDT
Someone needs to have a plastic surgery intervention 4 Rourke
by juansanchez
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Have The Expendables vs Alien vs Predator vs The Thing vs Ash
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It's got a straight to dvd sheen all over it (Hey, it could have used some cheesy 80s Charlie Sheen'liness!)
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And if they can slap their stupid faces on there (and by the way what's up with the shop-job on Bruce's face? Looks funny as hell) why not King Conan himself? Would have been an epic banner without those two. Lundgren looks badass.
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... there was no Arnold Schwarnezegger on the previous posters.... there was some chump called 'Willis Schwarzenegger' though. Perhaps thats how they got round some rules?
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...chinky Jet Li become hardcore? They could have stood him on a box or something for the picture at least. I'm sorry, aside from Bruce Lee, there isn't a single Chinese man in the world that scares me.
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or Neil Patrick Harris as Hawkeye
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...is a bare naked lady.
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not at all. I have a great fondness for bare naked ladies - especially Chinese ones.
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Damn You Michael Bay
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boy you used to be funny. like, 4 years ago.
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... after 'Revenge of the Fallen', you were proven 100% correct.
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Why don't you upload these videos to youtube- it will expand your sites demographic and it will give you more uploading options- and also allow other sites/ people to embed the video elsewhere- people will know the source because of the watermark/ bug
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because then Jet Li wouldn't be able to see it. The film is hardly going to be shown on Chinese screens.... and Youtube is banned there. It's the only way for him to see himself and feel happy.
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It's probably giving people heart attacks. You can now find it here....before this one vanishes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCK7njbgDO8
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pay a ticket to watch in cinema this summer.Fuck the others.
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the only one smiling Mickey Rourke?
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Reminds me of EASTERN CONDORS from Sammo Hung, the action packed all action stars 80ies HK flick that ruled.
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Shit!
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I would like to buy one of these full sized!
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. . . would have been perfect.
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No Toby Maguire sitting on a bed crying or Orlando Bloom trying to be an "action-star" in sight. This is the real deal. Some good 'ol, proper 80's action. I will enjoy every damn minute of this film. Thank you Sly!
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May 27, 2010 7:18:38 AM CDT
That banner has new wallpaper written all over it
by grammaton cleric binks
This movie will own the summer. I'll see Machete of course, but it's not a summer flick.
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invading Abu Dhabi while the vain conceited sluts of Sex and the City are there. The Extendables?
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This movie will be fun. Excuse me while I drop trou and stimulate myself digitally.
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I think I speak for all when I say thanks for bringing true action back to the big screen. I don't know if the movie screens can handle all the awesomeness in this movie. A lot of us are like my brother whose favorite things in a movie are "guns and breasts, in that order."
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everyone. But if you're looking for badass scary Li you need to see Unleashed aka Danny the Dog. "Get 'em."
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Terry Crews is awesome, and I will be there opening day.
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Who are ashamed to admit they are gay and hide their insecurity behind posturing macho bullshit.
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May 27, 2010 8:31:07 AM CDT
Actually I think Stallone made his character gay
by grammaton cleric binks
so if that's the case he ain't hiding nothing.
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Seriously. Dude needs to be in more stuff.
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And it's gonna be called The Expandables....featuring a team of fat dudes....and they are going to be constantly eating and shit...it will be hi-larious.
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I'd gladly still pay to see this multiple times.
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Terry Crews is hilarious in those Old Spice commercials. Disturbing yet funny as hell! I found this site earlier, it's a compilation of the commercials he did.
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Randy Coture's stupid f'n hat! What's the deal there? That dude is so out of place in this film.
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We need just a good kick ass movie! There really hasn't been one in a long long time!
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so this movie has got lundgren, stallone, statham, etc...yet, you talkbackers are all over terry crews' cack. what's the deal? oh, i know. white guilt. begin your lame responses now.
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Should come with action figures. I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
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Are you male or female?
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They hate Sex & the City and Twilight crap. If you don´t know that, you don´t talk with women.
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inception would be another one along with toy story 3, but this film for some reason gets me so excited, it just looks so bad ass, that said, i hope it doesn't get overhyped and then can't deliver so i try to reserve my judgment
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That had to be Harry's contribution. Super gay.
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..I was just doing some trolling in response to RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL. I think this is the type of movie that seems like it should be awesome but is never as good as it sounds.
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May 27, 2010 10:12:20 AM CDT
What? No Ice Cube? Steve Austin ruined this movie for me!!
by worthersoriginal
Seriously, if you're gonna include wrestlers turned actors, why not include rappers turned actors.
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I love how wimpy men like to make fun of anything macho (aka: NORMAL) by calling it gay. Fuck off and go watch your indie films.
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This movie will suck according to this TV spot. It will be great according to the released trailer.
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First day to see the movie, the second day to relish the 24 hour orgasm.
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Character survives this movie and is in the sequels. Him being an action star would be badass.
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was about to impale that dude he was carrying on some spikes or something. "You will lose." "I must break you." Some things never change.
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to win the banner. Oh, and have everone autograph it. That would be the coolest prize ever on this site.
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Can't wait for this one!
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aye did nut poot texxt hur.
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That trailer was frakkin' sweet! I can't wait for this! What an epic flick!
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I can't wait for this movie!!!!!
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awesome!
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This wait is killing me! Every poster and trailer has been spot on. I freaking want to see this NOW!
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I've you would like to know who else survives.....
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oh boy
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...still not sure about the three pussies aka Crews/Austin/Couture...
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...yeah!...Put Yo WEIGHT ON IT GodFatHeR!
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not only was he President comacho, but he also get me laughuing when he screams "PA-PA-PA-PA-PA_PA-POWER!"OLd spice has some crazy advertising, the other one where the dude is on a horse is funny too
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I hope it's nothing less than a fifteen. No wimmin or binlids allowed.
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This is the action event of the decade no doubt. BUT I want an old school painted poster like they had back in the 80's. Some artists over exciting painting of the film.
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Directed that Terry Crews Old Spice commercial.
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Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!111
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...mother fuckers in this world. But before internet talkbacks we could just pretend they didn't exist. Now we're forced to regular deal with the reasons why humanity will fail. Siiigh. Anyway, I think I called Crews the Right Guard guy. I stand corrected, Old Spice. Aaaaaabdominals!
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Wait for that.
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Perfect fucking song to compliment an oldschool machismo movie like this!
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Take that, Samantha.
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lose the smile
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what the hell is wrong with your ear? It looks fake?
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owns them all.
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FUCKIN' RULES!
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This movie WILL fuckin' rule. Unless you've already seen it?
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Hey everyone: if you're considering purchasing the LOST complete series box set, I think it would be best to wait until Christmas time when it will be way cheap.
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May 27, 2010 9:05:23 PM CDT
Are u homos jeking 2 da pic before posting gay comments?
by i_shot_cyrus
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All that plastic surgery and he ended up with a Guy Fawkes mask?
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All I can say is...
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Very*Very*Good
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He looks like he's about to say, "How you doin'?" before doing the Vogue.
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May 28, 2010 5:28:47 AM CDT
Rourke and Willis look like they're going to go out on a date
by bumlove
They're gonna meet up with KiKi and CoCo from the hair salon and hit the local gay bar.
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So they've done all this before? So it's all just... routine then? Oh... Oh dear.
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Has bigger nuts than I do. This and Scott Pilgrim are going to end my summer nicely.
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Where are the cock veins?
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