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RE-UPDATE!! Megan Out!! TRANSFORMERS 3 Bay Girl Needed!! Many More Candidates Added!!

Published at: May 19, 2010, 8:42 p.m. CST by merrick

Merrick again, again... In the update beneath this one, you'll find TheWrap's list of women being considered to replace Megan Fox in TRANSFORMERS 3. AICN just learned of a few more candidates via highly trustworthy sources. Be sure to register your approval, disapproval, affix a wank factor, or...whatever...in the Talkbacks below. Sound off!
Emmanuelle Chriqui (ENTOURAGE)...
Jessica Lowndes (GREEK, 90210)...
Zoe Saldana (AVATAR, J.J.'s TREK)...
Hayden Penetierre (HEROES)...
Camilla Belle (10,000 BC)...
Ashley Greene (TWILIGHT SAGA)...
Amber Heard (ZOMBIELAND)
Julianne Hough Vanessa Hudgens
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley


Here are the ladies mentioned over at TheWrap...

TheWrap says that Gemma Arterton (QUANTUM OF SOLACE, CLASH OF THE TITANS, PRINCE OF PERSIA) is the frontrunner to replace the ousted Megan Fox in TRANSFORMERS 3.
Other contenders include Bar Rafaeli...
Miranda Kerr...
...and Brooklyn Decker.
Good to see Michael's looking to accessorize Shia with a homelier, more common looking girl this time around.




Merrick here...
Nikki Finke says Michael Bay has booted Megan Fox from TRANSFORMERS 3.
I've just learned that Paramount won't be picking up Megan Fox's option on Transformers 3 -- and that it was "ultimately" director Michael Bay's decision. [EDIT] Right now Bay and writer Ehren Kruger et al are finishing up the script for the threequel and "giving Shia a new love interest makes more sense for the story," an insider tells me. Bay will start casting immediately for the new female co-star.
...says Deadline HERE. A few weeks back, Fox was seen doing some pre-viz work with Bumblebee. Wonder what happened between then and now? Perhaps the pair's highly visible, snarktastic crossfire made this outcome inevitable...
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  • May 19, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST

    Hmmm

    by Aphex Twin

    I guess Megan Fox thought she no longer needed to blow anyone to get work in Hollywood. Welcome to obscurity Ms Fox!

  • May 19, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST

    Probably a good decision.

    by cinemixtape.com

  • May 19, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST

    Michael Bay is awful!

    by hidden_shallows

  • May 19, 2010, 5:08 p.m. CST

    So the tide has finally turned on Megan Fox

    by ackack

    Hahahahahaahahah!

  • May 19, 2010, 5:08 p.m. CST

    OOOOOOOOOOOH!

    by Anything But Tangerines

    Say it like Paulie Walnuts

  • May 19, 2010, 5:09 p.m. CST

    After her bad mouthing Bay, is it really a surprise?

    by Shermdawg

  • May 19, 2010, 5:09 p.m. CST

    Ah, it's been too long since a I hate Bey thread!

    by RPLocke

  • May 19, 2010, 5:10 p.m. CST

    She had it coming...

    by Negative Man

    <p>...Fox bad-mouthed Bay in interviews. Even saying that Bay had nothing to do with her success as an 'actress'. Which we all know she isn't.</p><p>Welcome to what will hopefully be a loooong unemployment, baby. Now if we can only get rid of Shia...</P>

  • May 19, 2010, 5:10 p.m. CST

    Stunning. Shocker, this.

    by PennsyDeux

    Seems like Herr Bay took that Hitler comment from Fox a bit more personal than we were led to believe.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:11 p.m. CST

    damn you michael bay.

    by Gh0ulardi

    :(

  • May 19, 2010, 5:12 p.m. CST

    Regardless of what you think about Bay...

    by Jaka

    ...the guy CLEARLY has enough power to boot Megan Fox from anything he's producing. She might have considered that before hating on the guy so publicly.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:12 p.m. CST

    Fox or not...

    by Powerring

    They need to opt in a good script first.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    It'll probably be Blake Lively.

    by cinemixtape.com

    Just a prediction.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    Suprising!

    by bobbyperusteeth

    Probably cos' she talked shit about that twat a while back. I hate the both of them.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:14 p.m. CST

    and, yet, Fox was the only appealing aspect of the films

    by chromedome

    so, depending on who is cast in her place, there may not be any reason at all to give this a look.<p>Bay isn't as great as he thinks he is, either.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:14 p.m. CST

    Maybe he just wants a new actress to bang

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

  • May 19, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST

    Oh, I guess Lively is shooting Green Lantern.

    by cinemixtape.com

    Nevermind.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST

    well there goes the best reason for watching.

    by thatfilmlover

  • May 19, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Bad move. Bad movies.

    by Stifler's Mom

    Without Mega Fox as a beautiful diversion, can anybody offer me on single reason to watch the latest film in this wretched series?

  • May 19, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    No Megan

    by bishop37

    No money from me for a ticket!

  • May 19, 2010, 5:17 p.m. CST

    Let it be known that I loathe Transformers

    by vadakinX

    Having said that, one of the lame subplots of the last movie involved LaBouf and Fox declaring their love for each other...and suddenly a new love interest makes more sense? Really? <p> I know it's a behind the scenes decision and nothing to do with the story, but if you are going to get rid of Fox, just leave her character out of the movie and have Sam go with Optimus and co on a mission back to Cybertron or something. No need for love interests.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:17 p.m. CST

    God, they're making TRANNY 3?

    by FlickaPoo

  • May 19, 2010, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Hayden Pantyairs

    by NippleEffect

    groan

  • May 19, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Looks like Foxxy's big mouth...

    by stringztoo

    ...talked her ass right out of a job. Well done!

  • May 19, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Well she's pretty much fucking toast now.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • May 19, 2010, 5:20 p.m. CST

    Speilberg still producing these?

    by Anything But Tangerines

    He should get John Landis to direct a segment with Megan Fox

  • May 19, 2010, 5:20 p.m. CST

    You took too much man, too much....

    by TheJudger

    Lines of coke that is. Megan, never, not ever, ever, fuck with Bays snow. Sure he can afford truck loads of it, but that's not the point you simple bitch. For every line of baysnow you snort you must provide Mr.B with a sexual favor in return. 2 lines and sloppy blowjob- means your ass is back in auditionville. So sad. Thought that pussy had some power. Cocaine is a hell of a drug....

  • May 19, 2010, 5:20 p.m. CST

    It's only a matter of time before she starts taking

    by ColonelFatheart

    Tara Reid's crown as queen of the direct-to-video shitverse.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:21 p.m. CST

    by Anything But Tangerines

    and make sure that helicopter shot is GREAT

  • May 19, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Will be fun when Shia meets Spielberg on set

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Steven: "Hi Shia." <p> Shia: "Um, hi Steven..." <p> Tumbleweed...

  • May 19, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    14:56...14:57...14:58....

    by BeeRock

    Look's like your time's almost up, Megan.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:23 p.m. CST

    Ouch for Megan.

    by JuanSanchez

  • May 19, 2010, 5:23 p.m. CST

    She could redeem her career, though.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Just do a really raw sex scene with Susan Sarandon, now playing the lesbo cougar vamp, in the inevitable remake of THE HUNGER.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:24 p.m. CST

    but, but, but Jonah Hex!

    by Anything But Tangerines

    That's gonna be a hit, right? Multiple sequels!

  • May 19, 2010, 5:24 p.m. CST

    I Think This Is A Mistake

    by Media Messiah

    She may have her issues, but just as long as she shows-up to the set and does her work, who really cares? Not everyone will agree with you, work-wise, and there will often be heated words, and so what? I wonder if this is a shot across Shia's nose for his comments about Indy 4 and Spielberg? I think Shia would fight for Megan to keep her role, but if Spielberg is pissed at him, it would give Bay position to fire Fox, and maybe that is exactly what happened? If that is the case, if I was Shia, I'd pull-out on the film too, under the circumstances. I am not a Megan Fox fan, and I don't think it was right for her to get in Bay's grill...so publicly, but still, no big deal--what is Bay's problem? You'd think he'd be a bigger man?

  • May 19, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Bay you messed up as well Brudda

    by TheJudger

    You should have hired her, filmed this fucking thing, get her drunk at the wrap party, spiked her arm with a leatal dose of cocaine, and Tada... New Heath Ledger. Everyone would have to see the movie.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    ...ha! Good one, Tangerines.

    by FlickaPoo

  • May 19, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Hey, who was writing those fucked up stories

    by ColonelFatheart

    about Megan becoming the sex/torture slave of Bay, Spiels and Lucas? That was some funny fucking shit.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    sweet

    by dudemandude

    now maybe I can get a date with her! :P

  • May 19, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Megan, I'd Like To Introduce You To...

    by CellarDweller

    your future: the porn industry.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Goodbye Ms.Mutant thumbs

    by misterk360

    tick, tock, tick ,tock, you 15 minutes is starting to drop.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:29 p.m. CST

    Remember when Robot Chicken was Funny?

    by SmokingRobot

    That was a long time ago.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:29 p.m. CST

    The Hitler Comment

    by Media Messiah

    Young people these days often use terms like describing someone acting like Hitler, to mean that they are hard-driving and often unfair, not something as horrendous as a Jew killer. It is not meant that way, and obvious Fox did not mean it that way. Bay should just drop this and move on!!!

  • May 19, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    who cares

    by donpaulo

    this set only big enough for one untalented person

  • May 19, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    Bite the hand that feeds you - say bye bye

    by gad

    The stars of the movies are the Transformers. I went to both Transformer movies to see the Transformers. I didn't go to see yet another bimbo with ego issues. Goodbye, good riddance and have fun in B Horror Movies.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    NOOOOO!!!

    by adml_shake

    Why didn't he just kill her off in the opening scene of the film?! Let a year or so pass, then give Shia a new love interest

  • May 19, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    It's La Boeuf that should be fired

    by Suskis

    Megan Fox is a better actress (she is not a good actress, but she's a lot better than Shit LaBoeuf!). This is the 1st hint the 3rd transformer movie will be the worst of the franchise. (unless they put Unicron in, of course)

  • May 19, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    REPLACE HER WITH AMANDA SEYFRIED

    by liesandpicturesofalsolies

    She is way hotter.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Fox and Bay belong together

    by barnaby jones

    Couple of fucking useless wasters

  • May 19, 2010, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Shia cud never get a chick like that anyway

    by Human_Bean_Juice_

  • May 19, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    So Michael Bay just called...

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

  • May 19, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    I know I'm not the first to say this

    by Kremzeek

    (or the last), but ... What "story"? It's a pretty blatant sign that your movies suck when usually I throw a fit when studios pull this kind of swithcaroo, but with this I really couldn't care any fucking less. All the "characters" are interchangeable and there's no emotional investment at all. He could recast the entire film (with the exception of Cullen of course) and it wouldn't make a bit of difference. Now that's what I call a quality story.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    from what I've heard

    by dudemandude

    she will be killed off in the beginning of the film and that Bay already has someone in mind for Shia's new flame. The name being tossed around the campfire is : Harry Knowles.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    If only this kind of thing would happen to...

    by tensticks

    Diablo Cody. Not that she has anything to do with Transformers. But she annoys the fuck out of me. One-trick pony hack who got lucky, her 15 minutes are LONG up. And while she's at it, she can take Seth Rogen with her. M. Night Shyamalan and Kevin Costner are waiting for their company.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:33 p.m. CST

    I don't even know which one to admire...

    by ballyhoo

    Does Bay have integrity for dumping Fox? Or does Fox have integrity for dumping Bay?

  • May 19, 2010, 5:33 p.m. CST

    Swithcaroo?

    by Kremzeek

    Wow, new word. "Switcharoo" was the Mad Libs-type verb I was going for.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:33 p.m. CST

    No story on Argento 3D Dracula?? Tinto Brass 3D Caligula??

    by darthliquidator

    ...would have thought I'd have heard about it first here on AICN...

  • May 19, 2010, 5:33 p.m. CST

    I feel like this is unrelated to her quotes

    by seanny_d

    And more a function of the fact that they couldn't find anything for her to do other than be a sidekick. To me it makes more sense to get a cheaper actress where some dramatic tension can be built. There really wasn't much further for that relationship to go other than marriage. Not that "Transformers" cares anything about petty concepts like "character development".<p>I did like looking at her though, so that will be missed. But beyond that, people thinking that this means her career is over are probably overstating things a bit. I'm sure she'll continue to work, if only in smaller films from this point forward.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:36 p.m. CST

    She is better off. The girl has no talent whatsoever,but

    by FamousEccles

    she is better than this shit.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:37 p.m. CST

    it's a good thing

    by dudemandude

    She can now do skin flicks. Show those 34B's off on the big screen. She's prime stroking material even with the mutant thumbs.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:37 p.m. CST

    Maybe he can cast an Asian girl..only culture he didnt insult la

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

  • May 19, 2010, 5:39 p.m. CST

    liesandpicturesofalsolies, yes Seyfried is way

    by FamousEccles

    hotter, but she is also an actual actress with more skill and talent in her left nostril than anybody involved in this forthcoming tragedy. Methinks, she is entitled to something better.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:39 p.m. CST

    About time!!

    by Lance2769

    She's been asking for this one. Was on the net yesterday about her unhealthy tanning sessions as a means to please Bay for the 2 movies and that she would no longer do that for him.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    I bet this has more to do with

    by NippleEffect

    Bay's crew refusing to work with her again

  • May 19, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    I'm telling ya

    by dudemandude

    The new Baygirl with either be Harry Knowles in his big breakthrough role or a feisty Mexican senorita with deep roots in the gang MS13. Old Jewish Shia would have his hands full either way!

  • May 19, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    This is bogus.

    by Smashing

    She is one of the main cast, you can't just use her body and dump her Mr Bay.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:42 p.m. CST

    She deserved not to be colored orange.

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

    Bad make-up choice, bad color correction, poor cinematography.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:42 p.m. CST

    Look, I Like Vulgar...But...

    by Media Messiah

    ...I thought that they were being vulgar out of context, to have Fox' ass...perched-up in the air on that motorcycle, with her crack exposed to the world, and the camera fully up her ass, like a gynecologist's eyes, for no apparent reason other than to be nasty? How very embarrassing it must have been for her, and her family???!!!! Hey, I love nasty, but with reason!!! When you are being vulgar, do it in context-- meaning, do it with purpose that serves the story. If you were Megan Fox, it couldn't have felt good to be used so blatantly as a piece of T&A. A full frontal nude shot, or a raw sex scene would have been more appropriate for an actress/actor, if done in context, or not, even.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:42 p.m. CST

    Out with Megan Fox in with Megan Good

    by ewokstew

    Better face and body, but perhaps, most importantly, she has human shaped thumbs. http://i752.photobucket.com/albums/xx164/killa1991/Meagan-Good-1.jpg

  • May 19, 2010, 5:45 p.m. CST

    ...she should fall into one of those car crushing compactors...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and emerge a Transformer villainess called Wreckage.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:45 p.m. CST

    Bay DID tell you the twins weren't gonna be in it

    by Six Demon Bag

    This ain't a shock

  • May 19, 2010, 5:45 p.m. CST

    GET THE AUSTRALIAN CHICK FROM THE FIRST MOVIE

    by J-Dizzle

    She was smoking hot!

  • May 19, 2010, 5:47 p.m. CST

    Do us a favor and fire yourself Bay...

    by OnO

    ... that should really fix the problems with TF3 and cinema on a whole.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:52 p.m. CST

    Obviously no fan of Bay but got for him for putting

    by GQtaste

    that empty face in her place. Very refreshing to see something like this happen to somebody who is only on the business b/c of Bay, who gave her-her big break.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:53 p.m. CST

    What's the point then?

    by Saltoner

    ugh!

  • May 19, 2010, 5:55 p.m. CST

    Replace her with Amber Heard!

    by CeejayNightwing

    and do it quickly!

  • May 19, 2010, 5:55 p.m. CST

    After that terrible Diable Cody movie

    by RPLocke

    She deserves to be in cheap horror films.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:56 p.m. CST

    Fox may not be an amazing actress

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    or even amazingly beautiful but I still have a lot more respect for her than I ever will for Michael Bay.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:57 p.m. CST

    Bring back Rachael Taylor

    by Magnus Greel

    from the first movie. That accent and glasses. Yummy.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:57 p.m. CST

    Now I no longer need to speculate

    by A_Banned_Apart

    on what vehicle she will gratuitously lean over for the trailer. For what it's worth, my money was on a Zamboni.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:58 p.m. CST

    Uh-oh Shia...

    by Master Bruce

    look what can happen when you speak your mind in Hollywood...but I'm sure you're fine...pretty sure...somewhat sure...more or less sure...uh...good luck Bud.

  • May 19, 2010, 5:58 p.m. CST

    Michael Bay is a horrible semi-literate rat bastard...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...however Megan Fox is such an arrogant, nasty, complete waste of perfectly good DNA that I actually felt bad for Bay for having to deal with her. Of course both the Transformers flicks were eye-bleedingly unwatchable.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Whomever doesn't get cast

    by Magnus Greel

    in The Girl With the Dragon Tatoo will instantly be in the running for the love interest in Transformers 3.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:02 p.m. CST

    No big deal...

    by DreadPirateRoberts

    Just stick in Scarlett Johanson (sp?), claim it is the same character, and move on.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:03 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox will survive...

    by Lord Elric

    And can do better. And she will.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:04 p.m. CST

    Doesn't really matter..

    by BlackBriar

    The movie will suck with or without her,doesn't make a difference at all..

  • May 19, 2010, 6:05 p.m. CST

    Shia will now push for

    by Magnus Greel

    Carey Mulligan in a part.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:07 p.m. CST

    Bay is crap... good for her!

    by Zedul

    The guy is a monster and a thug and he makes mediocre big budget boring tripe - I mean who can sit through those movies aside from the Fox eye candy? I netflixed the first two just for Megan (not worth the cinema ticket)but minus her I will GLADLY pass on the next film. She is beyond that asshole by this point anyway.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Magnus Greel

    by adml_shake

    Oh fuck yes, that is a fantastic idea!

  • May 19, 2010, 6:09 p.m. CST

    Good

    by Bruce of all Trades

    Who gives a shit about Megan Fox? Seriously... <p><p>I'll admit, she's great to look at, but other than that she does absolutely nothing for any movie she's in. People who act like she's the hottest thing since the discovery of fire just baffle me... <p><p>Any of the girls mentioned in this talkback (like Blake Lively, Amber Heard or Meagan Good) would do just as good a job of running around in tight clothes and bending over X amount of times to show their form. And they'd probably be less annoying than Fox, too.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:10 p.m. CST

    Why can't he fire LaBeef too?

    by Meta

    He talked as much shit about Bay shitty films as MF did. In fact fire everybody and just have retarded CG robots.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:10 p.m. CST

    what a fucking shame

    by Muki

    I bet Megan Fox is absolutely gutted that she’ll miss out on spending another 6 months standing in front of a green screen talking to a poorly rendered CGI toy in a demeaning non-part and getting shouted at by a talentless hack like Michael Bay. The Transformers movies are shit and Bay is a prick. Fox is better off out of it. Good for her I say.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox

    by Magnus Greel

    She will find another series to latch on to. If she is willing. An actress with her expierence in dealing with heavy CGI, action scenes, her name recognition, willingingness to use her sexuality. She will be fine. Besides, she can always live off of Brian Austin Green's 90210 money.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:13 p.m. CST

    Oh and PS you two faced dual standard idiots

    by Zedul

    Ever notice that when a woman stands up for herself she is a "nasty bitch"? Why? Are women just put on this earth to shut their mouths and do what they are told? You are all twits... if she was nice to you, you'd grovel and kiss her ass and do ANYTHING to get next to her IRL, but you go on these threads and trash her to pieces constantly while you run out to see her next flick. Believe it or not women are not put on this earth to crawl before you and say everything YOU want to hear. How many actors like Sean Penn flap their jaws huh? How many times has an actor alluded to what a complete prick Bay is? Didn't Bruce Willis come on here and say the same thing and then get applauded for having the balls to stand up against the man? Stop the double standard and give her some cred for speaking the truth.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:13 p.m. CST

    Worst career move ever!

    by jaysin420

    Bay should keep the blonde robot chick from 2, she's hotter anyway.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox is dumb, her career is finished.

    by Ganymede3001

    Seriously, what A-LIST director will want to work with her, after she shit in MB's face after he lifted her from the real of obscurity? She's an ungreatful bitch, who got a big head, and bit the mouth that was feeding her. At this point, her career will be nothing until she releases her and David Austin Greens Sextape!

  • May 19, 2010, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Wait a second...

    by Doctor_Strangepork

    I thought Megan Fox was completely CGI. <br> <br>Like Jar Jar Binks.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:15 p.m. CST

    Why?!

    by rabidfnark

    She was much more fun to look at than...well pretty much anything else in those movies, and several movies having nothing to do with giant robots as well.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:15 p.m. CST

    WellWell, I could say and think she's a dumb bitch

    by cromulent

    But I'd still hit that like nobody's business.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:17 p.m. CST

    TF3 just took a huge...

    by Hugh G Rekshun

    ...step up in class. Good riddance to that skanky stank-ho.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:19 p.m. CST

    Now she's out of the way

    by davidwebb

    Can I have the live-action Transformers flick I've always wanted? Y'know, just Spike/Sam and a bunch of autobots, smashing shit up. With a story.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:19 p.m. CST

    Great! No need to watch these shitty ass movies now!!!

    by Gungan Slayer

  • May 19, 2010, 6:20 p.m. CST

    Also

    by Doctor_Strangepork

    Haven't they built have of this cast around Megan Fox's character? Patrick Dempsey as her boss, Alan Tudyk as an employee who works with her? <br> <br> If they recast the part of Mikaela Banes, what thespian could POSSIBLY fill this role? If only we could find a 24 year old Meryl Streep with a D cup.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:21 p.m. CST

    I feel sick. Gemma Arterton is in discussions?

    by FamousEccles

    The poor girl. Who the fuck is her agent?

  • May 19, 2010, 6:21 p.m. CST

    Shia is next for the chop...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    When will these naive kids learn how the game is played? Back to rehab for La Beef, and say hello to the upcoming playboy spread for Fox. Their careers are over.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    Sexists give a sigh of relief

    by cylon_conspiracy

    <p>I can imagine how difficult it must have been for some tb'ers watching TF2 last year. You've got this super-hot girl that would never give you the time of day, on that big screen for over two hours. Probably took you right out of the story, thinking to yourself "man she'd never notice me, probably into rich pretty-boys... bitch. BITCH! I HATE YOU BITCH!" and how can you focus on the story?</p> <p>Still I guess it's good they got that anger out in the harmless environment of a movie theater. In a previous generation these men would have turned into rapists or serial killers. But they can work out their issues in a movie about cars that are really robots from another planet.</p> <p>So as Fox leaves the series, give thanks to her. She sacrificed ever being taken seriously so that you could have a punching bag to take out your sexual insecurity on.</p> <p>So I would take this as a victory, but don't get your hopes up for someone murdering Bay or his family, although that is a genuine desire some of y'all actually have.</p>

  • May 19, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    HAHAHAH BYE BYE BITCH!!!

    by TehCreepyThinMan

  • May 19, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST

    Optimus Prime quits Transformers

    by RPLocke

    says he needs his dignity.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:26 p.m. CST

    Bay Was Going ToTurn Her Into A STAR!

    by Trannyformers_Apologist

    just like...<P> Ben Affleck <P> Nicolas Cage <P> Martian Lawrence <P> Shia LaBeouf...<P><P>Michael Bay: <P>"Well, that's Megan Fox for you! She says some very ridiculous things because she's 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, 'Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it. Nick Cage wasn't a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck. before I put him in Armageddon. Shia LaBeouf wasn't a big movie star before he did Transformers -- and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys. Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers. I like to think that I've had some luck in building actors' careers with my films."<P>

  • May 19, 2010, 6:26 p.m. CST

    Gemma in talks?!?!?!

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    You know what, much as I despise Trannyfarmers, I fuckin' adore Gemma. Don't care what she's in or why, it's asses in seats time for me everytime she's on-screen. She's the only reason I'm seeing Prince of Persia.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    davidwebb, we all want giant robots "just smashing

    by FamousEccles

    shit up", but based on the other two movies nobody involved seems to get that. This will never change. The skanky tart was the only thing worth watching in that shit, and that is not saying much. Bay's homoerotic obsession with men in military uniforms is what is getting in the way of some real robot action.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Unless Shia's new love interest is a fucking Transformer...

    by thedarklinglord

    Why would anyone give a shit? Christ, these movies need at least 75% less human as it is. It's called fucking TRANSFORMERS but there's more emphasis placed on the goddamn dipshit human bullshit - it's not even "character development" as just nonsensical slapstick dumbassery - than on the friggin' Transformers. It's why Bay sucks ass and these movies are total shit.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:28 p.m. CST

    The Bicycle Sharer, Gemma is above this shit.

    by FamousEccles

  • May 19, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Paramount

    by Magnus Greel

    Has anyone thought that with the way this story has expanded on the internet, Paramount just might back a dump truck with even more money at Bay's house and say deal with her? The free publicity alone would be worth millions. Just an idea.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    thedarklinglord, been saying that since the first trailer

    by FamousEccles

    for first movie. these fuckers don't get it.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    This news in unacceptable

    by Messyjoe

    I hope this info is wrong. If Megan Fox is not in the movie I will pass on it.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    I was watching Mark Kemode review of the first

    by FamousEccles

    one earlier. dead on accurate. going to watch the second one now.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:34 p.m. CST

    Good idea?!?!?!

    by BlueHawaiiSurfer

    Sweet tits was the only reason left to even look at this fucking trash they call a movie. Fail Mr. Bay...FAIL!!!

  • May 19, 2010, 6:38 p.m. CST

    The blame lies solely on her toe thumbs.

    by Flip63Hole

    Technology hasn't reached the point where CG can realistically simulate a normal human thumb. There really was no other choice...

  • May 19, 2010, 6:38 p.m. CST

    Steven Spielberg Is A Coward!!!! He Should Replace Bay!!!

    by Media Messiah

    Spielberg should direct "Transformers 3" and tell Bay to hit the damn road!!! Act like a man Steven--man up, and give Megan her job back!!!!

  • May 19, 2010, 6:39 p.m. CST

    Time for Megan to pursue a porn career

    by umbral_shadow_

    There is a slot open for her in Titty Fucks 6.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:39 p.m. CST

    Mr. Bay, if you are reading this, I have an idea:

    by CreasyBear

    not for the girl. I trust you can find an attractive young actress. <p> Here's the scene: an Autobot is escaping from a Decepticon, but he can't transform into a car (work that out later), so the Autobot fucking JUMPS on a big sedan traveling alongside. That's right, bro': skateboard style! Shot of the soccer mom and her ten year old boy in the passenger seat. They're all like, "What the -- ?" and the Autobot fucking does an ollie kickflip 180 -- slow motion -- and there's a cut to the mom slowly flipping upside down in the skateboard / sedan, and she's all, "Aaaahh!" and then we see the boy, and he's all, "Radical!" or "Yippee!" or something, and then the Autobot fires a laser blast in mid-air, then lands the kickflip and the Decepticon's head fucking blows up Tarantino style! And the audience is gonna be like, "No way, dude! That was so frickin' sweet!" I could totally write the script, yo.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:42 p.m. CST

    still wickedly hot

    by Saen

    hope this pushes her into cinemax porn. Topless action ahead!

  • May 19, 2010, 6:43 p.m. CST

    wait, wait, wait.... there's a "story"???

    by br1947

    I don't believe it. Oh well, doesn't matter, I'm continuing my Bay Ban.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Hmph

    by Bodacious_Crumb

    I'd pee in her butt.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:46 p.m. CST

    cant wait for Conspiracy's new story, now with

    by ominus

    this turn of events.hehe.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Sense. Did they just say the word sense in a Transformers sequel

    by shutupfanboy

    Loved the first one due to my lack expectations. Nuetral on the second one due to seeing with an ethuastic friend if I see it again, I'll probably hate it. I don't know how much sense its going to be to throw a new girl into the story after the shit the two characters have already been through. I expect kill Fox's character early then force a new relationship on Sam. I don't know how much box office this will have, but not much.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:47 p.m. CST

    Swithcaroo

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    It's Swiss Family Robinson meets Princess Caribou as told by a man with a lisp!

  • May 19, 2010, 6:48 p.m. CST

    FamousEccles

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    True, but I'd watch her in anything. But you're right. You're right.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Is it weird that I think Gemma's hot...

    by The Bicycle Sharer

    Partly because she was polydactyl. For real, I think that's freaky hot.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:49 p.m. CST

    NEVER TRASH ANY AND I MEAN ANY DIRECTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Illuminate

    Way to go Micheal Bay for not putting up with that dumb twits bullshit. She broke the number one rule: NEVER TRASH ANY DIRECTOR or your career will eventually be ever. Bay gave the bitch chance after chance. But, she chose to have an attitude instead. She should have shown up on set ready to swallow his cum, but a leopard never changes it's spots. What a dumb bitch. Now she is on her on the same shit road that Tara Reid is on. I know that Bay is a demanding and yelling Director, but that was for the best in order to get a realistic performance out of the ungrateful brat. He made her a movie star when the original Transformers was finally completed and she should have been grateful. Don't ever fuck with a Director. He will eventually get around to making sure your career goes down the shithole. So long bitch.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:49 p.m. CST

    ...I thought she was well cast in JENNIFER'S BODY...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...she showed true B movie potential...<P> Hopefully this will pave the way for her B flick titty career.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:50 p.m. CST

    "Paramount won't be picking up Megan Fox's option"

    by mav07

    nice way of saying "you're out kid" but what a dumb move, her T & A is the only thing that made the first 2 watchable

  • May 19, 2010, 6:55 p.m. CST

    So Megan Rox just called...

    by I_shot_Cyrus

    And said that she was on the center stage in 5 mins

  • May 19, 2010, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Miley Cyrus to take Megan Fox role in robot movie

    by RPLocke

  • May 19, 2010, 6:57 p.m. CST

    GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE

    by covenant

    Go spread yourself all over skin mags, Megan. With your "talent" and "beauty," that's all your going to be good for from now on. Skanks for the memories.

  • May 19, 2010, 6:57 p.m. CST

    here is my suggestion

    by brabon300

    Morena Baccarin...as long as she grows her hair out<p>she is sexier and more intelligent than fox

  • Director's have shit lists. When she fucked with Bay than she not only alienated him but every single person who's in showbiz will resist working with her. I was just on this Indie film website when everyone was talking about a different actress who should have been the next big movie star. But, she pissed off that Indie Director and then his shit list went all the way to the top of every studio to not hire the bitch. I guess the same thing goes with already established movie stars like Fox as well.

  • May 19, 2010, 7 p.m. CST

    Fox was part of the reason the guys all went. Just admit already

    by jingle_balls

    Bay is underestimating his key demographic which makes up a huge percentage of the Transformers box office. The bike scene in number 2 was shown on the trailers for a reason....... He better find himself some damn fine hot girl or Transformers 3 wont be the success he envisions. Which I guess is cool cos number 2 sucked balls.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:01 p.m. CST

    illuminate

    by theGoldbergV

    Bay never gets a realistic performance from ANYONE. His scripts are written in crayon. <p><p>"But they're not ideas Mr Bay, they're special effects" <P><P>"I...I don't know the difference." <P><P>"We know." <P><P>South Park summed up Bay better than Fox did, but at least she gave it a go.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    I have to do the Devil's advocate

    by ominus

    Guys ok i understand,you are nerds who just got their chance with these news, to express all your misery and anger against a beautiful actress.ok with that. <p>BUT regardless of your hateful reaction,you should consider this: <p>We really dont know what has happened between Fox and Bay during the filming of the TF movies.Since we all know how Hollywood really works behind the scenes,it wouldnt be an exaggeration to hypothesize that the asshole Bay was sexually exploiting Fox because he knew that he is the one who made her a star with his movies,so he could do anything he wanted with her and she could not react because she knew he might not have a career without him. <p>But maybe the Fox finally got fed up with this situation.maybe she didnt want to be Bay's sex toy or whatever else.Maybe Diablo Cody,with whom Fox worked with, influenced her and woke up the feminism in her and convinced her that she shouldnt put up anymore with Bay.dont forget that Cody,who was a stripper,divorced her husband immediately after she got celebrity status. <p>So Fox did not want to have with Bay anymore although she knew that she was putting her career into risk.But she had taken her decision already.But since she already had signed a contract with the studio for TF3,she could not just break it like this.So she started making all these negaitve remarks against Bay,hoping that the studio would eventually get mad with her and break their contract with.And it seems that it worked for her pretty well. <p>Now i agree that i might exaggerate a bit here,but as i already said,its Hollywood and we dont fucking know what really happens behind its doors.so insult Fox as much as you want but take into consideration that things are not always as they seem to be.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    I don't care for Fox, but I can't stand Bay

    by antonphd

    I still remember what a total douche bag he was as a guest judge on that movie making version of American Idol that only lasted one season. He oozed assholeness. I've always liked Steven Spielberg but between Bay and de Bont I kind of wonder about his judgement.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    With her fake tits and zero acting ability, who cares?

    by performingmonkey

    Hot?? I find her more like damaged goods lol. If she wants to mouth off about Bay that's fine, but she shouldn't expect any more big paychecks unless she sucks a few (more) cocks. WE can lay into Bay all we want because we're not looking for employment from the crazy son-of-a-gun. As far as Megan goes Bay was where her next meal was coming from, and she just blew it. Fuck her. Well, I wouldn't...

  • May 19, 2010, 7:03 p.m. CST

    AS SHE WAS GOOD FAR WAS CUM ON HER FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Illuminate

    Way to go Micheal Bay for not putting up with that dumb twits bullshit. She broke the number one rule: NEVER TRASH ANY DIRECTOR or your career will eventually be over. Bay gave the bitch chance after chance after chance. But, she chose to have an attitude instead. She should have shown up on set ready to swallow his cum, but a leopard never changes it's spots. What a dumb bitch.I know that Bay is a yelling Director. But, that is just how the man roles. She should have been grateful. Don't ever fuck with a Director. He will eventually get around to making sure your career goes down the shithole. So long biatchhh!!!!

  • May 19, 2010, 7:05 p.m. CST

    La Beef just got walked out of TF3!

    by umbral_shadow_

    He felt that he "dropped the ball" in TF2 and his integrity demanded that he walk. Oh if only.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:06 p.m. CST

    ALL SHE WAS GOOD FOR WAS TO GET CUM ON HER FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Illuminate

    Way to go Micheal Bay for not putting up with that dumb twits bullshit. She broke the number one rule: NEVER TRASH ANY DIRECTOR or he will eventually come back for payback and get your ass fired. Bay gave the bitch chance after chance after chance. But, she chose to have an attitude instead. She should have shown up on set desperately ready to swallow his cum, but a leopard never changes it's spots. What a dumb bitch.I know that Bay is a yelling Director. But, that is just how the man roles. She should have been grateful. Don't ever fuck with a Director. He will eventually get around to making sure your career goes down the shithole. So long biatchhh!!!! I bet she just sat around thinking that she would be a celeb for ever, she thought wrong. :-)

  • May 19, 2010, 7:06 p.m. CST

    Poor Wheelie...whose leg will he hump now?

    by GornPirate

    He has lost his warrior goddess.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:06 p.m. CST

    Get a grip people...

    by DreadPirateRoberts

    To all those saying she can do better and getting all upset at the Fox bashing...where? where will she do better? She has NO talent. She has been awful in all of her films and she is in these films and all the others to show off as much skin as possible. That is all. Not that Bay is any better of a person, but she will NOT do better. She will do her T&A schtick until she is either no longer as hot or someone else does it better. That said, the Transformers films truly are awful, and watching her cleavage was the ONLY reason to tolerate them, but I doubt I was going to see another one after the horror of the last one. Maybe Bay will surprise me and put out a better film for once.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:07 p.m. CST

    Porno Debut Time!!

    by DoctorWho?

    I am so there!

  • May 19, 2010, 7:11 p.m. CST

    She wouldn't do anal so she got the boot.

    by alienindisguise

    I think bringing to light when a director is a nut fuck on set is a good thing for any prospective employees to know about. Good for her and Shia speaking up and out about 2 of the biggest chodes around. Fox not being there won't help or hurt this movie. The damage is done.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:11 p.m. CST

    Illuminate

    by antonphd

    Nobody trashes a good director. Nobody. Bay deserved it. Everyone knows what a total piece of shit he is. If he's not wiping the coke off his nose he's wiping off Steven's shit. Michael hates that he's relegated to making toy movies. He's a petty asshole and you must be some kind of douche to defend him. Fox may be nothing but t and a but she never treated anyone badly. Bay has been a fucker from day one. Way to side with the abusive asshole over the girl who complained about him. Not as though she didn't guess what would happen when she said what she said. She obviously thought it was worth it. I disagree, cause nobody didn't already know what a douche bag Bay is.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST

    She was the only reason to watch the second one...

    by GeneralKael

    The first one I liked...the second - not so much... So they are keeping the racist robot twins and dumping Megan Fox? How do they play this storywise? "Oh I'm sorry, you should have listened to your friend when he warned you she was a Succubus"?

  • May 19, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST

    Wow. This made the Yahoo front page...

    by Jaka

    ...with a quickness. Lead story.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST

    You guys rock!

    by Major Hockshtetter

    Seriously, this is one of the funniest talkbacks I've ever read! You guys have been "talkingback" so long you've raised it to its own artform!

  • May 19, 2010, 7:13 p.m. CST

    So does this mean that a Playboy photoshoot

    by ominus

    is coming in the near future? yahooo

  • May 19, 2010, 7:16 p.m. CST

    I know why...really...

    by Fior84

    Ok so if anyone remembers how she spoke of Bay after the last crap movie came out...she said they spent more on cgi than storyline....and then last week in an interview for some magazine she said how she wont tan for then next film...she said its damaging to her skin and Bay wanted her tan for the character. Pitty he didnt focus on the dirt that would randomly dissapear off her pants throughout the movie. And focused too much on her lipgloss while in egypt...

  • May 19, 2010, 7:16 p.m. CST

    Funny

    by TheOutsider

    Sorry... but regardless if Megan Fox has any talent or not... her career being ruined by not being in Transformers 3 is a funny thought. How can her career be ruined by NOT being in a bad movie?

  • May 19, 2010, 7:16 p.m. CST

    GREAT NOW SHE CAN PLAY LOIS LANE IN NOLANS SUPERMAN!!

    by CARTMANEZ

    YES!

  • May 19, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    OR....Number 1 In STAR TREK 2

    by CARTMANEZ

    and i dont mean Riker

  • May 19, 2010, 7:20 p.m. CST

    mark hamill is at the ESB screening tonight? Holy Shit

    by RPLocke

  • May 19, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST

    Wow, I'm certain...

    by DarthCorleone

    ...this will have a drastic effect on the quality of this movie about giant robots. Of course, the movies are not actually about giant robots, but they are so inept and inane in their "human" stories that it does not make any difference either. Dung.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST

    The true stars...

    by Munro Kelly

    of the movie are the robots. I promise you, even if they got rid of Shia and Bay, this film will still make a lot of money. Some fans would be upset but most people wouldn't care. There's at least 10 people, working in films and music videos, that could easily replace Bay.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    OOF!

    by RedHorseVector

    somewhere in LA, ms. fox is feeling awfully sheepish right now. at least, she is if she has a fucking brain. this could be it for the girl with the marilyn tattoo.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:26 p.m. CST

    HAAHAHAHA!!! Bay is paying attention!!

    by antonphd

    He's fucking rushing out pics of girls because everyone's saying that Fox was half the reason they watched the movies!! What a fucking pathetic piece of shit!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • May 19, 2010, 7:26 p.m. CST

    Megan announced for TittyFormers 3

    by umbral_shadow_

    The new porno release from Vivid. She has already started bitching about the director, complaining that she can only take three dicks in her mouth but the director is insisting she take four.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:26 p.m. CST

    Justin Bieber signs up for Transformers 3

    by RPLocke

  • May 19, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    Gemma Arterton

    by DarkhawkPrime

    I have yet to see a film of hers which she was even passable in. I know she's in the upcoming Prince of Persia playing her same character from Clash of the Titans. Bay don't go the model road go a good actress road. I would love to see Emma Stone or maybe Jena Malone. But we all know Bay is a wild man so maybe just maybe we'll get the return of Lindsey Lohan......I'm sure she'll work for scale.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    I'm in the minority on this one...

    by ZoeFan

    I love Bay's movies and don't hate Megan Fox. In the right roles, she can prolong her career for a long enough time to save up and live off that. As far as Michael Bay goes, fine he's never made or will make a thought provoking film. But you know what you're getting... amazing cinematography with amazing efects and sound for 2.5 hours. Quite frankly, there's bigger hacks who get nothing but praise on this site... J.J. (cough, cough).

  • May 19, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    Actually Michael Bay was helping

    by funkylovemonkey

    He wanted to save her career from the horror that will certainly be Transformers 3. It was an act of altruism I'm a little bit surprised that the talkback seems to be leaning towards more hate towards Megan Fox then Michael Bay. Personally I can't stand either. So a hack director cut out a one note actress from his movie, who cares. Michael Bay is a no-talent prick, Megan Fox simply doesn't have any talent (unless your count her body). BTW, wasn't Shia praised for criticizing Spielberg just a few days ago? Why one is an act of courage standing up to one of the most powerful voices in hollywood and another is an act of ingratitude standing up to one of the most powerful voices in hollywood... Makes no sense, especially since Michael Bay deserves to be criticized and mocked for pretty much every movie he's ever made, whereas Spielberg has just had a bad run as of late.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Amber Heard

    by DarkhawkPrime

    Yeah she would be the perfect replacement, plus she just came off working with Carpenter.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:30 p.m. CST

    There's a lesson to be learn from Megan Fox and others!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Don't let these no talent bitches have any parts without showing their "parts!<p>Back in the day starlets had to earn their way to fame, whether its bad projects or on the casting couch!

  • May 19, 2010, 7:31 p.m. CST

    Now THAT'S...

    by TedKordLives

    ...what I call an update! <P> Nicely done sir!

  • May 19, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Brooklyn Decker's Boobs will be in Her Shoes in 5 Years.

    by BigTuna

    Anyone notice how they puppies are sinking already?

  • May 19, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    So... Now there's no reason to see it.

    by StarWarsRedux

    Whatever.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    we're not trashing megan fox because we like bay!

    by RedHorseVector

    at least i'm not. if i bash megan fox, it's because she's beautiful girl but a TERRIBLE actress, and clearly she's also an arrogant young woman if she thought she could shit on the person who made her career and get away with it. bay is fucking awful, but this decision was just giving megan fox her just desserts.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:34 p.m. CST

    Only Saw 2 For Fox

    by Raskolnikov_was_framed

    Bay has some really thin skin huh?? shit the girl just spoke the truth and now she's getting sent packing...Megan was right...these flicks aren't about acting...so why would I want to watch a chick with twice the acting talent but who is half as hot take her role?? The new girl won't be able to do anything better with running and jumping and sappy dialogue than megan did...bad move Bay...gonna lose a lot of money from dirtbags like me who just wanted to see Megan all sweaty and dodging robots she can't see unconvincingly

  • May 19, 2010, 7:34 p.m. CST

    WORD UP - PINE fired from Trek 2!!

    by CARTMANEZ

    and is being replaced by a 30 year old clone of Shatner from a lock of hair taken at the 79 Motion Picture premiere...<p>

  • May 19, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    Wait.....Isn't this already FILMING as we type

    by DarkhawkPrime

    I wonder with the dropping of Fox if Patrick Dempsey is still in the film since he was casted play her boss. I hope they do a proper rewrite we they recast, or we're gonna end up with a Speed 2: Cruise Control situation where they just changed Keanu's character name to Jason Patrick's

  • May 19, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    megan who?

    by alice133

    bay didnt even make her swim through a pool of sewage or anything first? <p>bay = fail.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    gemma should be the next lois lane....

    by iwasredempted

    she has the "it" to be a good lois lane.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:36 p.m. CST

    I'll take 2 servings of Gemma with...

    by Jaka

    ...a side of Gemma, please. Oh, and for dessert, I think I'll try the Gemma pie.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    Miranda Kerr gets my vote

    by TheJudger

    She might not be revealing as much product as the other girls, but she has a real look to her. Brooklyn Decker has a fucked up looking forehead, very manish. Her body is banging as all fuck. Bar Rafa just doesn't do it for me. I look at a lot of porn, she would have to be doing something really slutty and fucked up for me to take notice. Gemma looks like a Dyke, That's my 2 cents.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    As an insider....

    by plantman

    It will be the greatest movie eva. Bay took issue with Fox's petulance. This is better for everyone. He ripped her a new one for her expose and I saw the whole thing. No way she was gonna get away with that.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    Yes, bring back Rachael Taylor...

    by Boober

    even if she was in that semi-shitty angry-ghost Ringu nth clone. She has talent and that accent and her skills as a top-level NSA techie...wait that makes so much sense thhhaaaat...

  • May 19, 2010, 7:39 p.m. CST

    Personally i dont buy this casting couch BS still goes on today

    by CARTMANEZ

    maybe years ago but not today...<p>

  • May 19, 2010, 7:39 p.m. CST

    No sleep 'til Brooklyn

    by crankyoldguy

    She wears outfits like that, I'll sit through a three-hour film. Gemma's cute and Bar ain't bad either. All could fill Fox's cutoffs and halters quite nicely and it's not like she's a major level acting wonder as is.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:40 p.m. CST

    Why isn't Betty White being considered?

    by horndog

    ... and damn you Michael Bay.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:40 p.m. CST

    what about PAMMY ANDERSON taking over?

    by CARTMANEZ

    cant someone go and get her from 1993?

  • May 19, 2010, 7:41 p.m. CST

    Bayformers sucks already...they don't need MF.

    by ArchangelX

    Sorry, but Bayformers 3 is going to be on it's knees sucking just like the last two times. They don't really need MF to contribute much anyways. TF: War for Cybertron will wipe the floor with Bayformers, IMHO.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:42 p.m. CST

    well

    by dagwood

    As much as she does nothing for me, I wish her well...whereas I wish Michael Bay a bag of peanuts thrown in his face.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:43 p.m. CST

    Just sooooooo don't care

    by NippleEffect

    only saw the first one and it was such a disappointment never felt a desire to see the 2nd even before I heard how horrible it was<p> GI Joe: Rise of Cobra was 10x as entertaining as Transformers was

  • May 19, 2010, 7:43 p.m. CST

    this is gonna be ONE BIG MOTHERFUCKIN TB

    by CARTMANEZ

    it is...ive a feelin it'll be the biggest ever TB AICN has ever seen... i estimate 10,000 comments - today

  • May 19, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Why this will be the biggest TB ever

    by CARTMANEZ

    Megan Fox<p> Megan Fox FIRED from TF3<p> Transformers<p> Who is taking over<p> its got everything...seriously this will be like the HAMLET of AICN TBs

  • May 19, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Is that broad modeling a swimsuit or beads?

    by Tall_Boy66

    I'm just wondering. The redhead from Quantum of Solace all the way. Or the broad wearing the beads if only she just wears beads the whole movie.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Great! Trailer trash should never succeed!

    by planetran_fan

  • May 19, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST

    what about Megan Fox as a VULCAN?

    by CARTMANEZ

    Tpring?<p>

  • May 19, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST

    Wow, Zedul...I hope you jest because if not...

    by Boober

    It certainly will be an ironic moment when you realize that the lips blowing all that hot air are attached not to the sphere of knowledge you think you are inflating be(for)e us but to the balloon-knot that is your own ass-h-o-l-e. Lighten up. This is AICN TALKBACK. laf.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST

    Shia will fall in love with a Transformer.

    by RPLocke

  • May 19, 2010, 7:47 p.m. CST

    This is what happens when you shit where you eat...

    by AngrySmurf

    And honestly, it couldn't have happened to a more deserving talent vacuum than Megan Fox. Three or four years from now, when she's used up all her chances, and pissed off everybody who ever gave her an opportunity, she'll be desperately flashing her tits opposite co-star Casper Van Dien in some z-grade Giant Snake versus Giant Mammal flick, but by then nobody will even care. Ten years after that, you can bury her next to Dana Plato and Corey Haim out in But-I-Used-To-Be-So-Popular Grove...

  • May 19, 2010, 7:47 p.m. CST

    GET BETTY WHITE!

    by Chaosinabox

    You know someone, some where, is starting the Facebook petition.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    who was the Megan Fox of the 90s?

    by CARTMANEZ

    Pammy Anderson?<p> who

  • May 19, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    Rocco Siffredi just called in

    by ominus

    he said she has a job for Megan,now that her movie career is ending.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    Gemma looked like a dyke in...

    by Jaka

    ...Rocknrolla, Quantum of Solace, Clash of the Titans and Prince of Peria? I. Think. Not. lol S'all good, though. I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    Fucking "trashing" a director

    by Larry Sellers

    I dislike Megan Fox as much as...well the rest of the talkback, I guess. But all of this "Don't ever trash your director!" talk is nonsense. Yes, you shouldn't bad mouth your boss in the press. But if the faggot has any integrity he'll take it in stride. You know no famous, powerful director has no is pretty much deaf to criticism anyway, right? I doubt if Fox hurt Bay's ego at all. There's "more than meets the eye" here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • May 19, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    Wait Justin Bieber is the new love interest?

    by _Venkman

    Actung!

  • May 19, 2010, 7:50 p.m. CST

    Twins in...Fox out...

    by neodelrio

    The asyulum is run by the madmen...maybe thats what Bay meant when he said the "twins" wont be back...

  • May 19, 2010, 7:50 p.m. CST

    by Larry Sellers

    drunking sorry for typos

  • May 19, 2010, 7:50 p.m. CST

    why TF3 anyway? why not INDIANA 5?

    by CARTMANEZ

    who the fuck cares about TF 3 - no one wants it really do they...not even Shit the Beef. id have been WAY more looking fwd to INDY 5 summer next year

  • May 19, 2010, 7:51 p.m. CST

    I thought Fox was pretty good at the end of Megan's Body

    by Tall_Boy66

    I actually love that showdown in the pool and think her and Siegfried had a real good back and forth in there, and I quite liked the first the scene when she first shows up all demon-like. Megan's Body basically got better as it went on and I thought it was pretty rockin' by the end. Of course, she wouldn't have a chance to have as much fun in a Transformers flick. Just runnin from the robots. But, whatever, let's get some new T&A in there.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:51 p.m. CST

    So no actresses need apply, eh?

    by CZ

    So no serious actresses need apply, eh? I don't mind the fanservice in moderation, boys, but this is disgusting.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    yeah well the real problem is that BAY is keep

    by ominus

    directing.At least with Fox you could wank by watching her lusty body.with Bay's movies the only thing you can do is to cut your wrists in order to stop witnessing the atrocities he is committing to your childhood.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    One less...

    by awardgiver

    shitty movie for her to put on her resume. Now Bay has to think up another white bimbo to put in his stupid movie along with a leading man screaming "NO NO NO NO NO!".

  • May 19, 2010, 7:53 p.m. CST

    She's going to change her name to Megan Foxxx

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    and star in some hard-core. Of course, Bay will be directing her in those movies too, under a pseudonym.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:53 p.m. CST

    waiting for the inevitable "so Megan Fox just called...."

    by CARTMANEZ

    and asked if i could come over to consol her about this shit...<p>

  • May 19, 2010, 7:54 p.m. CST

    jaka never seen those flicks

    by TheJudger

    she looks like a box fingering scissor rubbing cunt licker in that picture though. Not that theres anything wrong with dat.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:55 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox in Sir Ridleys ALIEN 5

    by CARTMANEZ

    you heard it hear 1st

  • May 19, 2010, 7:55 p.m. CST

    Don't fuck with Bay

    by terry1978

    As much vitriol as he gets, the fucker is a powerful force in Hollywood.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:57 p.m. CST

    More than meets the stink eye

    by TheJudger

    That's what this came down to. Megan refused to transform her sexual prowess and Bay rammed her in the shit hole with his boot.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:57 p.m. CST

    Gemma Arterton in "Lezin' Out" would be way better than TF3

    by Tall_Boy66

    Just make that. I hope she's a dyke cause that would be hot as fuck. Never gonna bang her ever in my life so might was well imagine her doing the forbidden dance with another chick.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:58 p.m. CST

    So Megan Fox just called...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    She says she was fired for possessing incriminating photos of herself, Michael Bay and a horse.

  • May 19, 2010, 7:59 p.m. CST

    calling Bay 'Hitler'...from that moment...she was doomed

    by CARTMANEZ

    remember that statement she made at the SCREAM awards? yknow the awards thing when Shatner picked up the gong for Star Trek V...<p> She basically apoligised for any badmouthing she did... guess it didnt have much of an effect on the Bay then...her fate was sealed from when she called the dude Hitler (Bay is jewish i think...)it dosnt get any worse than that...<p> from that moment...she was doomed

  • May 19, 2010, 7:59 p.m. CST

    i wish the replacment chick was black and asain

    by TheJudger

    or blasian. A real man tries all makes and models. Are we too sure that the audience wouldn't show up if the love interest was another race.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:01 p.m. CST

    So Fox just called...

    by CARTMANEZ

    and asked if Harry could lay off trashing their latest movie thanks

  • May 19, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    An Asian chick in a Michael Bay film would be bad

    by Tall_Boy66

    Because she'd instantly be all "I no speak the eng-rish!" and possibly have mystical kung-fu karate powers and have a sage grandfather who teaches martial arts. Bad idea. But, if we're playing mixed race game, get Lana Lang from Smallville. Kristen Kry-somethingorother. Broad from Street Fighter: Chun Li. She hot.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    So Megan Fox just called...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    She says she finds it difficult to flush the toilet with those deformed thumbs of hers.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:04 p.m. CST

    Wow! look at all the chicks showing up for a...

    by OnO

    ... toy commercial. Seriously though the Sam character has been pining for this girl for years and now he's gonna get a new love interest in what a week after her death. How does she die? I'm going with these- A. Megatron blows her up. B. She blows herself up with a fistor 5000. C. The city she lives in blows up from an Asteroid that Bruce Willis couldn't blow up. D. Samuel Jackson shows up and talks about blowing the shit out of something and then blow her up while she's riding in the twins. Cue stunt double and CGI. YAY win win. Sam's pretty shallow but look who's got some creative clout on the story. Fuckity fuck fuck!

  • May 19, 2010, 8:06 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox's mutant thumbs...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    are a dead ringer for E.T.'s digits. "Ouuuchhh!!!"

  • May 19, 2010, 8:07 p.m. CST

    TF 3 will now make $377m worldwide

    by CARTMANEZ

    bottom line - i and many other dudes now have ZERO interest in watching TF 3. Fox was THE ONLY THING i watched TF 2 for - NOTHING ELSE (already seen all the robot shit from the first one thanks)...they gonna have to come up with some pretty awesome gal for TF 3 to get ma butt on a seat watching i can tell you....other wise no deal...and say hello to Terminator Salvation Box office bitches

  • May 19, 2010, 8:07 p.m. CST

    Good Riddance

    by vezner2007

    Fox was the worst part of the Transformers movies and she's a nut job in real life. Thank God! BTW, the chicks being considered to replace her are HAWT!

  • May 19, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST

    say hello to Terminator Salvation box office bitches

    by CARTMANEZ

    there i said it again...ooof i bet that gives Bay fucking horrible nightmares!

  • May 19, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST

    If you honestly went to see Transformers 2 just because of Megan

    by AngrySmurf

    ...then you truly are one sad, pathetic motherfucker. And that's a fact, Jack.<p>Eye candy is a dime a dozen in hollywood, particularly in cases where actual acting talent is considered 'optional', so the only one losing here is Megan Fox, and she's had it coming for a while now. <p>My advice, stock up on those Transformers publicity shots now Megan, while you can get them in bulk for free from some sad sack who still thinks you're somebody, because come a few short years you'll be scraping your living signing those pictures on the convention circuit for a few bucks a pop.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:12 p.m. CST

    Can she still be in Transformers 4 with her contract?

    by Tall_Boy66

    Assuming Bay doesn't direct it. Gal is signed up for 3 movies, right? So the 4th movie would be Shia-less and Fox would be the main character. Hello!

  • May 19, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    Fox was the worst thing about the TF movies??

    by TedKordLives

    I'm pretty sure that their existence is the worst thing about them.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    Vivid on line 1 for Ms. Fox...

    by VictorNewman

    Satan on line 2 for Mr. Bay...

  • May 19, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    Katie Cassidy looks more age appropriate for Shia-

    by Mr. Profit

    She is also hot. Won't cost more than a million. Has a fan base. Is cute AND sexy. And is currently unemployed due to Melrose Place being cancelled. On that shit storm of a show, she got good reviews for her acting. Was the best thing about that shit storm of a Nightmare on Elm Street remake. And finally, she is ready to graduate from the hotter best friend role to a movie like this. Bay would be stupid to cast those other chicks above. They are all hot but are not a match for the leading man.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST

    So basically a really hot woman who can't act for shit

    by kafka07

    seems like they're a dime a dozen.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    "a homelier, more common looking girl"

    by MattmanReturns

    I hope that was a joke. Nothing homely about Gemma.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:20 p.m. CST

    And everyone is mentioning Blake but she is busy...

    by Mr. Profit

    Blake Lively is making Green Lantern then its off to Paris for Gossip Girl season 4. AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Lowndes are also very attractive and look right age wise against Shia. Gemma is tainted already for fucking Bond and that waste of space Worthington. Kerr is a corny choice. And Decker is a nobody who's only claim to fame is fucking a Tennis Pro.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:22 p.m. CST

    La Beef is stroking his beef

    by umbral_shadow_

    at the thought of which new "actress" is going to replace Megan. Then after the film comes out he'll say "We dropped the ball. Gemma's tits just didn't do the legacy of these films justice. Michael Bay needs to hear this..."

  • May 19, 2010, 8:24 p.m. CST

    MattmanReturns

    by Merrick

    Yes. 'Twas sarcasm.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:24 p.m. CST

    Kristin Kreuk was Lana Lang on Smallville, and...

    by Jaka

    ...she's pretty hot (although I'd still take Gemma in a second if I had a choice). But I'm not sure she would be any kind of "acting" improvement compared to Megan.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    no mo white chicks

    by TheJudger

    Kirk showed us were the real sugar is. Wait a fuck. That's it! The avatar star trek chick "Zoe Saldana". Yesh she needs to do this. Get her to the Chopper!!!! Do it, Do it now!!!!!!!!

  • May 19, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Merrick, gotcha

    by MattmanReturns

    I get a little too defensive of Gemma... due to wanting her to have my children.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Zoe Saldana

    by TheJudger

  • May 19, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Zoe Saldana

    by TheJudger

  • May 19, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Zoe Saldana

    by TheJudger

  • May 19, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Zoe Saldana

    by TheJudger

    sorry harry and co

  • May 19, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Zoe Saldana

    by TheJudger

    one more time

  • May 19, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    Hayden Penetierre and Venessa Hudgens

    by Jaka

    Either of them would be an interesting and unexpected choice. Don't like most of the second batch. A few of them look more fake and superficial than Megan Fox.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    MILA FUCKING KUNIS

    by CyberVishnu

    Ukranian pussy that looks damn good in action movies!

  • May 19, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    Zoe Saldana

    by TheJudger

    last one, I promise

  • May 19, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    Excuse me while I unzip my pants...

    by umbral_shadow_

    Damn my computer screen is going to take some punishment over the next half hour. Damn you Merrick!

  • May 19, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    Mila Kunis, too

    by Jaka

    I'd be down for that. I'm so over Zoe Saldana at the moment. She needs to go away for a just a second.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    Bay is trying out ALL of these chicks on his casting couch...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    How far they are willing to go will determine who gets the role.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    No big loss

    by jimmy_009

    For either party. The Transformers franchise blows, Megan Fox is talentless. We all win.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    Daisy Mae 128k for Transformers 3

    by thecinemasnob

    Yooo Hoooo!

  • May 19, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    no Zoe Saldana please no

    by ominus

    i dont want to see my beautiful goddess Neytiri in an abomination like TF3.please god no.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    she's free'd up right now!

    by TheJudger

    Star Trek 2 is the next active films listed for her on imdb... Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • May 19, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Seriously???

    by vettebro

    It's probably the best thing for Megan Fox. Bay is going to fuck up Transformers 3. Trans2 was bad. Trans3 will be worse. Just watch. Good for Megan. She is still one of the hottest pieces of ass out there.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Zoe looks too old for Shia...

    by Mr. Profit

    Hayden is built like a 10 year old with fake tits. And Vanessa is cute but way too bubbly and goody goody (despite the picture scandal) she is still the girl next door. (Who takes pics of her tits)... If you're gonna go Latina and Disney, might as well cast Adrienne Bailon then since she is both.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Human Centipede is the new Bay Girl!

    by Mockingbuddha

    Human Centipede is the new Bay Girl!

  • May 19, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Who fucking cares? The movie is going to suck anyway.

    by Obnoxious_Username

    But it is funny to see all the whores line up for a shitty part that is only there to for nerds to jerk off to. Any self-respecting actress would turn this shit down.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:33 p.m. CST

    So, basically.

    by TedKordLives

    Every PYT in Hollywood and beyond is a potential candidate. Got it.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:33 p.m. CST

    btw Gemma's ass-shots are worthy successors to Megan's

    by ominus

    enjoy: <p>http://bit.ly/c9MXeL

  • May 19, 2010, 8:33 p.m. CST

    Is it too late for Sam Worthington to get involved?

    by cylon_conspiracy

    Not really as a love interest, but Fox's absence is going to need more than one actor to make up for. And Worthington signed a deal with the devil to be in every big summer movie... how did TF3 pass him by? It's in his contract with satan.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Le Boof is too young for Saldana

    by NippleEffect

    you don't put a woman with a boy

  • May 19, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Cameron will digitally erase Zoe from Avatar

    by umbral_shadow_

    as punishment if she does TF3.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    Shia's reaction after learning the news about Megan

    by ominus

    NO NO NO NONONO NONO NONO NONONO <p>haha

  • May 19, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    Sam Worthington plays a robot in Tranformers 3

    by Jaka

    He thought it was time to take an easy part. Something where he didn't really need to stretch all that much.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:37 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox Spotted working at McDonald's in KY!

    by Alice Cooper Stalker

  • May 19, 2010, 8:38 p.m. CST

    Jaka, the robots in transformer movies have personalities

    by MattmanReturns

    Stereotypes, yes, but still too hard for Worthington.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:39 p.m. CST

    Damn it Mattman

    by Jaka

    Yours is better than mine. Shit.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:39 p.m. CST

    MEGAN GOOD that is all

    by knowledge1027

    just to see her bounce around

  • May 19, 2010, 8:39 p.m. CST

    Bay enjoyed Megan's anal prostate massages...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    Those fat thumbs come in useful for some things - very good coverage. When Megan stopped putting out, declaring she didn't like clumps of Michael's shit sticking to her fingers, she was fired.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:40 p.m. CST

    Lets be real, none of these chick would date Le Beef!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    But his ass has money so now he gets to have hot chicks as his costar! MUTHERFUCKER is lucky!!!!

  • May 19, 2010, 8:40 p.m. CST

    Sam is too old for the ADD generation

    by ominus

    likewise for all the replacements you have suggested.Bay will go for a relative unknown but very young and very hot actress who will obey his direction commands without any second thought,since the movie will be the ticket for her career to explode. <p>I dont think he will go for Gemma since she has already a variety of options for future films so she does not Bay that much to help her career.Bay will go for someone else.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:42 p.m. CST

    ZOE SALDANA WOULD ALSO BE MY FIRST CHOICE!!!FACT!!!

    by TehCreepyThinMan

    She's hot and can actually act.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:44 p.m. CST

    Thisa so called "update" was already old news on other sites

    by FamousEccles

    before AICN even put up the original story.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:45 p.m. CST

    Zoe Saladana all the way. She's the hot ticket right now.

    by Ganymede3001

    I wouldn't mind looking at Hayden Pentierre either.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    Amanda Heard

    by Hive Mind

    Is the ONLY chick in Hollywood who can hang with Megan Fox in hotness.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    I see it was updated to add Jessica Lowndes

    by Mr. Profit

    The girl has a great face. Nice eyes. And is the best thing on 90210. Her character went from being a guest star to being even more like-able (despite being a drug addict) than the series lead. Then she got promoted to regular and has had every ridiculous storyline thrown at her. She also can sing. Too bad she isn't real tall because she has a face for "Wonder Woman".

  • May 19, 2010, 8:48 p.m. CST

    Fox just got run over by the reality check train.

    by snakecharmer

    She'll get movies for a bit after this but she'll end up on tv acting in some short lived sitcoms.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    now brian austin green wears the pants again.

    by RedHorseVector

  • May 19, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    been wondering about this "thumb" business, so I

    by FamousEccles

    Googled Megan Fox's thumbs. That is some weird shit. How'd I miss those?

  • May 19, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    Gemma is definitely a bad bitch

    by JackSlater4

    I can't believe they haven't thrown out Olivia Wilde's name.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    ME thinks Ms. Kerr will get it

    by knowledge1027

  • May 19, 2010, 8:51 p.m. CST

    No WAY Zoe Saladana takes it

    by ZoeFan

    She looks SO much older than Shia. Besides Michael Bay likes female leads that aren't as well known. That probably means you can cross out Hayden as well.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:51 p.m. CST

    We will be seeing Fox next in

    by SwedishChef

    Bass Fishing with the Stars. A moment of silence for Megan Fox's career.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:51 p.m. CST

    Ooo, Vanessa Hudgens

    by BillEmic

    Not the best actress on the list, or even necessarily the best looking, but she radiates that "wholesome all-American girl...who secretly likes to get naked and take pictures for her boyfriend." Who doesn't love that? She also has wonderful skin. There was a picture of her standing next to Megan Fox at a Teen Choice Awards or something, and the way they looked together - I doubt any guy would have picked Fox over her in that particular photo. Vanessa was shorter, had better skin, was actually smiling, etc. She's just cute.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    So Bay wants tits & arse, not acting talent

    by Wookie_Weed

    What a fucking surprise. Let this movie implode and take Bay with it, please.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    Good lord, that's a lot of hot chicks!

    by rabidfnark

    Cast 'em all and to hell with the robots! Let's go!

  • May 19, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    Probably a bad career decision saying what she said

    by I_Sharted

    but I respect her for telling the truth. Those movies are shit. Damn you Michael Bay indeed.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    by knowledge1027

  • May 19, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    Okay, I need to know...

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    What is the deal with Megan Fox's thumbs? <p> Are they huge? <p> Are they misshapen? Elongated? <p> I mean, what the hell! Everyone keeps bringing it up! <p> So lets see them. Who's got the links? Lets see those gnarly digits! Start posting them TBers! <p> I got all night. And nothing better to do.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    Wanted: One brainless bimbo to attract desperate males....

    by BumLove

    ...who will spend good money to watch clothed females on a large screen.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    This is the douchiest douchbag of a story...

    by skycrapper

    about some of the douchiest douches in Doucheywood.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    OH i know who... Olivia Munn

    by knowledge1027

  • May 19, 2010, 8:54 p.m. CST

    Oh yeah, but Jessica Lowndes

    by BillEmic

    Out of all of those, Lowndes is definitely the closest to "my type" - love the dark hair, fair skin, kinda dark and mysterious vibe. Well, as dark and mysterious as you can get for a Hollywood starlet.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    Now that Ashley Greene

    by JackSlater4

    No Zoe Saldana, it would no longer be a Spike and Bumblebee movie, it would be a Saldana joint.<P> Hayden Panettierre is not hot enough for a Bay movie, you have to approach bond girl levels.<P> Emmanuelle Chriqui only bothers me on Entourage, she just wouldn't fit here though.<P> Don't know if Miranda Kerr can act but she looks realistically attainable for LaBeef.<P> And I really don't know enough about the rest of these broads to comment.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    @BumLove, you summed it up perfectly!

    by Wookie_Weed

    I hope Zaldana tells Bay to shove it, she's way too classy for his shit.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    Dear God NOT Hayden Penetierre

    by DarkhawkPrime

    With Heroes being canceled and that stinker Beth Cooper, she should be done in Hollywood. Mr. Bay DO NOT hire her, if you thought Fox's attitude sucked wait until you get a load of Hayden

  • May 19, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    by Mr. Profit

    http://tinyurl.com/25fyu4f <P>http://tinyurl.com/2e6xtxl <P>http://tinyurl.com/2atym35

  • May 19, 2010, 8:57 p.m. CST

    PS Shia badmouthed Transformers 2 too

    by Wookie_Weed

    Fuck, we ALL badmouthed the piece of shit. So are we all banned from seeing T3?

  • May 19, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    I actually respect Fox now

    by Wookie_Weed

    She spoke her mind instead of shutting her mouth with some producer's cock. Good on her for taking a stand.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Will they have to do a major re-write of the script?

    by SifoDyasJr.

    Oh wait, this is Michael Bay--there is no script!

  • May 19, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    LaBeuof is almost 24, Saldana almost 32

    by Jaka

    That doesn't seem like such a big difference in Hollywoodland. But I don't want her to get the part, anyway. Really all I care about is that they give it to someone who looks like they have some class. Megan Fox is trashy, but so are a few of the choices listed above. So it'll probably be one of them.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Hayden, OMG NO!

    by blhotz

    Hayden Pantierre <sp> is the ugliest attractive chick I've ever seen. SOOOOOOOOOOO over-rated. All the others are great choice though someone fresh would be great.

  • May 19, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    Badmouthing is not the same as calling...

    by Jaka

    ...a Jew, Hitler. Really, just not the same.

  • May 19, 2010, 9 p.m. CST

    why not just put up a link to maxim 100 list...

    by iwasredempted

    not complaining, don't get me wrong. just saying....

  • May 19, 2010, 9 p.m. CST

    The funny thing is, Yahoo has been running an article

    by JackSlater4

    where she was bitching about how Michael Bay made her get a tan and she refuses to do it again because it is bad for you, this was either earlier today or yesterday, and there is no mention of this now.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:01 p.m. CST

    Tangate

    by JackSlater4

  • May 19, 2010, 9:01 p.m. CST

    the a-team movie looks like it might be pretty good....

    by iwasredempted

  • May 19, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    Katie Cassidy...

    by ZoeFan

    That's Hitfix's best guess that this site didn't name.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    ouch

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    and the imminent Jonah Hex bomb isn't gonna help, either. I'm sure she'll be fine in the near future and maybe eventually fade away into obscurity. I vote for Emmanuelle Chriqui.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    Anybody seen Even Cowgirls Get The Blues?

    by Jaka

    I realize not a lot of people saw it back then, so it's probably even less now. But yeah, anyway, Even Cowgirls Get The Blues is all I have to say after doing a search for Megan Fox's thumbs.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox's thumb for Puttgrass

    by I_Sharted

    http://tinyurl.com/yzjvro4 She has toe thumbs.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    JackSlater4...

    by ZoeFan

    Hitfix mentions it... calling it a "possible last straw"

  • May 19, 2010, 9:08 p.m. CST

    Zoe looks 22, not 32, so she'll still work.

    by Ganymede3001

    By casting Zoe Bay will be able to capitalize on the shit ton of revenue that Zoe would ultimately bring in. Why you ask? Very simple, whenever Transformers 3 is mentioned, the media will follow with "staring Zoe Saldana-star of Avatar". Avatar being the key word, meaning people who's never seen it before will see it anyway because "Oh, the girl who gave the flawless performance in Avatar is in it, 2 tickets please".

  • May 19, 2010, 9:09 p.m. CST

    Girls with acting skills should stay away from Transformers 3

    by mistergreen

    Like the plague

  • May 19, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Nobody wanted to see Fox's thumbs in 3D!!!

    by CCon99

    Good riddance, I don't blame them for not wanting to pay Megan Fox a few million to botch lines over and over. Plus who really wants to see those retarded thumbs in 3D?

  • May 19, 2010, 9:11 p.m. CST

    Again, Jessica Lowndes or Katie Cassidy

    by Mr. Profit

    Jessica is on hiatus from 90210 until later this Summer. And Cassidy is unemployed because Melrose Place was just canceled. Both are hot. Both are still unknown. Both won't be expensive. And both won't be believable playing opposite Shia.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:11 p.m. CST

    Zoe bringing in a shit ton of revenue.

    by Jaka

    Didn't do a whole lot of ANYTHING for The Losers. She's good as a Na'vi in Avatar, I'll admit that. But that doesn't REALLY look like her. Otherwise all she has in recent memory is Star Trek (an ensemble) and The Losers. Plus, she's getting a bit typecast as the go to girl for big budget geek movies. My gut just tells me she's not right for this (and that she needs to disappear for a minute before Trek II, or 11... or whatever it is).

  • May 19, 2010, 9:11 p.m. CST

    Warm up the casting couch.....

    by Jobacca

    She'll be replaced by whichever girl on the list goes down on MB first. God help them all.....

  • May 19, 2010, 9:11 p.m. CST

    And Jessica Lowndes & Katie Cassidy CAN ACT...

    by Mr. Profit

  • May 19, 2010, 9:11 p.m. CST

    Put 'em all in there!!!!

    by darthsynn

    That's all I have to say.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    by Illuminate

    Micheal Bay patiently waited an entire year and then had the bitch fired haha Bay knew what an ungrateful bitch she was during the filming of Transformers 2. She completely took Bay for granted and thinks just like every overrated twat and said to herself, "I OWE NOBODY NOTHING!!!!" Bay would have kept her star going and even made her a bigger movie star. What a dumb bitch. Note: Steven Spielberg also has a shit list full of people all over showbiz who tried to fuck him over since the beginning of his career and he also got those asses fired as well.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    jeez a lot of virgin wankers in this talkback

    by ominus

    harry keep updating the topic with new babes.this talkback will paying your bills until next month.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    Zoe is an old soul

    by JackSlater4

    so she comes off like she's 52 and I don't need to see her with Shia to know they have no chemistry.<P> She has no place in the movie unless they want to put her on the team with Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Remember Megan Fox's SNL monolog?

    by mistergreen

    When she mentioned Transformers 2 and was expecting excitement from the audience but all she got was dead silence and some loud sighs. That was the most hilarious part of the night.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:15 p.m. CST

    and 75% of the Avatar audience doesn't know that's her

    by JackSlater4

  • May 19, 2010, 9:17 p.m. CST

    Fox should go on a steady diet of Twinkie Centipedes

    by JackSlater4

    and go after the part of Marilyn Monroe

  • May 19, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    That's true JackSlater

    by Jaka

    My Moms saw Avatar in the theater and when I pointed out to her that she was watching Zoe on a talk show she didn't even understand what I was trying to say. I had to slowly explain to here that that person, Zoe Saldana, was Natiri, the lead Na'vi in the movie you saw on that big ass screen last week. lol

  • May 19, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST

    I_Sharted, thank you. I... I understand now.

    by L.H.Puttgrass

    And yet, for me, I still feel that my main problem with her are those ghastly tatoos. <p> Oh yeah, and those God awful toe-thumbs. <p> The poor girl can't play "Got-Your-Nose" with little kids. It would look like she was just shaking her fist at them. That would only scare the kids. It's so tragic.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST

    Relax Zoe is not going to replace Megan

    by ominus

    she is too old and too talented to play in that shitfest.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    SHE'S AN UNGRATEFUL JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Illuminate

    She could have been the next a big movie star like Nicole Kidman, but instead she decided to be a bitch to the man who TRULY supported her. I hope she likes have cum splattered on her and jizz up her ass, because her next job is at Vivid. :-)

  • May 19, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    Fox took offense when Bay requested that he and she

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    form the Human Centipede together.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    SHE'S AN UNGRATEFUL JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

    by Illuminate

    She could have been the next big movie star like Nicole Kidman, but instead she decided to be a bitch to the man who TRULY supported her. I hope she likes have cum splattered on her and jizz up her ass, because her next job is at Vivid. :-)

  • May 19, 2010, 9:23 p.m. CST

    Next Nicole Kidman... oh hell no!

    by Jaka

    lol Nicole Kidman could actually act and once upon a time worked really hard at it. Megan doesn't come close.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:23 p.m. CST

    ZOE SALDANA, STAR OF AVATAR, CAST IN TF3!!!

    by Ganymede3001

    That's what you're going to hear a billion times from the media pundits,print, and the blogosphere. By the time July 2011 comes, everyone and their mom will know it was her. Anyways, Bay will never cast her, he likes his eye candy to be total skanks, and Zoe is to graceful for his tastes.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Wanted:Dumb but attractive actress for role in Transformers3

    by Thanos0145

    Must be able to give good BJs to Mr. Bay. Also, Mr. Bay must be allowed to snort coke off the actress's tits and ass. Self respecting actresses need not apply.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    All these chicks think they are auditioning for Transformers 3..

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    But in reality they are secretly attending auditions for the 12-person human centipede (full sequence). Welcome to Hollywood!!

  • May 19, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Really, what everyone is forgetting about Zoe is

    by JackSlater4

    She played Sam Worthigtons love interest in a movie that made her look completely different using similar technology that was used to turn Ray Winstone into Gerard Butler.<P> Then she was in Death at a Funeral and (the underperforming despite non stop ads featuring her ass) The Losers

  • May 19, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Bay made her a millionaire for crying out loud!

    by Ganymede3001

    Now she'll have to live off of Brian Austin Greene's money, which is probably as much as mine. Meaning she won't be happy, she'll probably dump him now for a Sugar Daddy.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    Zoe Saladana does NOT = Ticket Sales

    by ZoeFan

    Example 1: The Losers... Example 2: JackSlater4 is SO Right, repeat her name casualy to people at your place of work. At most 25% will know who she is. While the audience's suspension of disbelief was taken to new levels with Shia and Megan... Shia and Zoe, even less believable.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    I agree with you Jaka. : )

    by Illuminate

    I agree with you Jaka. : )

  • May 19, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    ZDTV/TechTv/G4 Chicks?????

    by TheJudger

    REALLY? If thats that case it would be a fantasy list for me since age has fucked over the best chicks on that network. I'd say a a ZDTV era Sumi Das or the Tech TV era Leo Laporte Call For Help or X-Play real "non blonde" hair color Morgan Webb.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:27 p.m. CST

    yes because Megan = Ticket Sales

    by ominus

    jesus guys do you try to use your brain before talking?

  • May 19, 2010, 9:28 p.m. CST

    So does this mean no Brian Austin Green cameo?

    by DarkhawkPrime

    As Derek Reese

  • May 19, 2010, 9:29 p.m. CST

    Gene_Eric

    by Illuminate

    Gene_Eric, I never said she had that commitment and loyalty to her profession. I agree with you.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:29 p.m. CST

    not zoe

    by rainbowtrout1265

    She looks too old for Shia, and is a bit overhyped, imo. Katie Cassidy, Vanessa Hudgens or Ashley Greene would all do a decent job. Greene is pretty athletic looking, so she might do a good job running away from robots and such. But no foreign model-types please.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    ominus...

    by ZoeFan

    Every movie she's been in has made money...most of the time lots of it. I'd say Megan does = ticket sales. But probably not much longer.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    PRIME FOR PORN

    by Illuminate

    The best part is that she has been letting that 90210 loser drill her in the ass, so she is prime for porn.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:31 p.m. CST

    Michael bays letter to Megan fox online....

    by teddy_duchamp

    http://tinyurl.com/23qqnox

  • May 19, 2010, 9:31 p.m. CST

    Michael Bay just called in

    by ominus

    he said he had to fire the bitch,because she didnt want to swallow his cum anymore.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:31 p.m. CST

    Hayden Penetierre

    by Dkev00

    I gotta go with Hayden. I think she would be much more believable. Not to mention, she's not a bimbo. And she might actually have some chemistry with Shia LaBeouf.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:31 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox's spin job as just begun

    by DarkhawkPrime

    She's telling people.com that she walked away from filming.....yeah right, just walked away from a few Million and some gross points....just as believable as your Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen co-star losing her passport.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    Zoe's too big for this shit

    by Mariusz

    She's about to blow the fuck up. She's not gonna play 2nd fiddle to Shia. My choice would be Amber Heard or Ashley Greene - BOTH are SUPER HOT. That said, I don't have a problem with Gemma either. She's pretty hot, too. At the end of the day though, people are going to this flick for the Autobots/Decepticons. Who gives a shit what chick plays Shia's love interest!

  • May 19, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    And I wouldn't say these former Bay girls were skanks

    by JackSlater4

    Theresa Randele<P> Tea Leoni<P> Vanessa Marcil<P> Liv Tyler<P> Kate Beckinsale<P> Jennifer Garner<P> Gabrielle Union<P> Scarlett Johannson

  • May 19, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    ZoeFan but her first movie as a lead DIDNT

    by ominus

    make money,it was a big flop.jesus man THINK for a moment.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:33 p.m. CST

    BETTY WHITE!

    by MJDeViant

    Let's keep her rollin! She's hot but not too hot, funny, and human!

  • May 19, 2010, 9:33 p.m. CST

    The letter in full...

    by teddy_duchamp

    Dear Megan, I know it's been a long, hard road for you. The constant attention. The paparazzi falling at your feet, The millions and millions of men who think you're the biggest sex symbol to hit Hollywood since Marilyn Monroe. The fame, the riches, the money, the Brian Austin Green parked in your garage.  But eventually it had to come to an end. You see Megan, when you talk smack about me, that's like messing with the United States of America. And nobody talks bad about the good ol US of A. I'm Americana through and through. My films are the embodiment of what the United States stands for. We're loud, big and we kick everyone's butt. (Vietnam doesn't count.) So it's with a big giant smile and a hearty open palm faced slap on your flat ass that I kick your monkey face out the door and off of Transformers 3. Like Deadline reports, I'm done with you. Finished. Kaput. You wanna talk crap about me and call me Hitler? Fine. I'll act like Hitler and kill your career by not picking up your option for Transformers 3. That's right, no more fanboys. No more big premieres. No more awesome shooting locations around the world for you. You're done. I'm dumping you like you were yesterday's trash. Actually, trash gets picked up. After I'm through with you, nobody is going to want to go near you. I hope you had a fun ride. Once Jonah Hex hits theaters you will no longer be relevent. I'm moving on. I can write in a new love life for Sam Witwicky. Won't be a problem. There are a million hot women in this town who can actually act and won't be a pain in my ass. I spoke with Shia about it before writing you this letter. He said, and I quote, "Thank God." I wish you the best of luck when your career spirals into straight to dvd movies and you end up lonely and on drugs. See you on Celebrity Rehab in a few years. Tell Andy Dick I said hi. Without an ounce of sincerity, M. Bay p.s. I hear Spearmint Rhino is always hiring

  • May 19, 2010, 9:34 p.m. CST

    I'll have the Gemma Arterton to go, please!

    by SpyGuy

    Ever since QUANTUM OF SOLACE, I'm all about Miss Strawberry Fields forever...

  • May 19, 2010, 9:34 p.m. CST

    Suggestions:

    by HB_Dad

    1) Anne Hathaway 2) Heather Graham 3) Amy Adams

  • May 19, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Yeah, for some reason Vanessa Hudgens is...

    by Jaka

    ...working for me. Shia could be back at college where he meets a classy, shy girl who gets pulled into his crazy, out of control giant robot world. I'd like to see more leading lady qualities and less skank on screen. I think Gemma could do that, too, though. : )

  • May 19, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Fox does not equal ticket sales

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    Transformers 1+2, yes, but those had little to do with her. However, Jennifer's Body? How to Lose Friends and Alienate People? (a supporting role, granted) That's about all she has been in, and they both tanked. I guarantee Jonah Hex will bomb flatter than a pancake, too. She is not a draw. For men's magazines maybe, not for movies.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Why not a male love interest for Shia?

    by ominus

    fags are a strong demographic you know.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Vanessa Hudgens...

    by HB_Dad

    She actually would work well onscreen with Shia as they are both the same age and have similar backgrounds. She is also very nice to look at!

  • May 19, 2010, 9:36 p.m. CST

    THE BEST PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Illuminate

    The best part is her saying, "I owe nobody nothing" Then the bitch tried to exploit Micheal Bay. He gave her every chance up until the last minute to take it all back. But she chose to be a bitch. Well, Bay patiently waited a year to two years and then had her ass fired. I'm totally cracking up. :>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She had two years to apologize and make friends. How could she be so stupid. The new actresses that Bay is now eyeing look way way way hotter!!!!

  • May 19, 2010, 9:36 p.m. CST

    Anne Hathaway is too good for it

    by JackSlater4

    Hopefully not too good to play Lois Lane or Wonder Woman though

  • May 19, 2010, 9:36 p.m. CST

    HB_Dad

    by ZoeFan

    This is sarcasm right?

  • May 19, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Gene_Eric, I liked the first one...

    by Jaka

    ...not loved, but liked. However, I hated the second one and thought Megan was completely disposable in both of them. I'm diggin' the idea of a new Witwicky woman in the next one (and y'all know there could easily be more than one more sequel).

  • May 19, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST

    ZoeFan

    by HB_Dad

    Which part?

  • May 19, 2010, 9:38 p.m. CST

    Wow, what a huge internet phenomenon

    by Bruce of all Trades

    Obviously requires quick updates... you'd think they'd have found a new Bond or Bruce Wayne. Or finally cast a Superman. Geez, internet, it's just some bimbo in a bad robot movie.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:39 p.m. CST

    Get someone who doesn't act like a robot

    by MJDeViant

    there's plenty of those in the movie. Tip: Most super hot girls can't act. Tip #2: Transformers and The Mummy series have a lot in common. Stay away from them. Tip#3: Realize that if you star in this movie you will be mentioning it as a low point when you are on some Biography show 40 years from now. Just the tip: a little game me and your girlfriend play.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:39 p.m. CST

    I fear they are going to try and find some exotic beaty

    by JackSlater4

    with no talent because they want to out hot Megan Fox

  • May 19, 2010, 9:39 p.m. CST

    Moon Bloodgood?

    by HB_Dad

    Another idea...

  • May 19, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    So Bay is going to change the script

    by ominus

    now that principal photography has already started? oh i forgot he doesnt use scripts in his movies.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    Transformers 3 should be done by

    by NippleEffect

    Robot Chicken

  • May 19, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    HB_Dad

    by ZoeFan

    Your suggestions... they're hideous. Heather Graham is 40. Amy Adams and Anne Hathaway aren't good looking enough to be in the background of a Bay film. Get real.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:42 p.m. CST

    BAY LETTER TO FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Illuminate

    Bays letter to Fox: I made you a princess in my movies and I was really trying to support you and I did give you fame that was beyond magical. However, you then turned on me to exploit me and I never forget. : ) Which is why I had your silly little thong wearing, cum squirted all over your face and loving itttt ass fired. You could have been the biggest movie star, but you decided to piss off the wrong mother fucker. Take care dear :-)

  • May 19, 2010, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Too bad Shia is too old now

    by MJDeViant

    He would of made an excellent replacement for the main character in the remake of "Flight of the Navigator". I wouldn't of watched it, but he would have fit.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:43 p.m. CST

    and Fox better start seriously pimpin Jonah Hex

    by JackSlater4

    That movie needs to make money now for her sake.<P> But the corset's not doing her any favors there.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:44 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox

    by MJDeViant

    looks like a girl that works at a gas station on the way to whatever vacation you are on the way on. Yeah, they're kinda cute, but they work at a gas station for a reason.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:44 p.m. CST

    Bruce of all Trades...

    by ZoeFan

    Best analysis so far. SFT. Truely amazing.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:46 p.m. CST

    Bay just called in

    by ominus

    he said that his auditions have already started.but its a hard procedure,since he has already cummed 5 times and there are 6 more actresses to audition for today.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:47 p.m. CST

    GOOD BY SPAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Illuminate

    Yeah, Bay will definitly replace her ass with someone who is not such a spazz and mentaly-flat person on set. Say what you will about Bay's movies being popcorn fair, she royaly fucked up and she will never be associated with a Director who wants to give her attention again. Nobody has any petty for her since he gave her a shit load of chances and she simply said, "I owe nobody anything." What a fuckign retard she is. lol

  • May 19, 2010, 9:47 p.m. CST

    Who gives a shit?

    by Scalvador

    One less turd floating in the toilet bowl next time round. Who cares?

  • May 19, 2010, 9:47 p.m. CST

    Megan Career

    by btc909

    Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone!

  • May 19, 2010, 9:48 p.m. CST

    Gene_Eric

    by Illuminate

    Gene_Eric, honestly what are you implying that she is going to do Shakespeare next????

  • May 19, 2010, 9:51 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox at a gas station....

    by Jaka

    ...uhhhh, I'd buy gas there. And actually go inside to pay. I don't even think she's that hot beyond those crazy eyeballs, but I've never seen anyone who looks like that at any of the gas stations around here.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    My pick is Katie Cassidy

    by JackSlater4

    who was already in the Michael Bay produced Nightmare on Elm St, and was awesome on Supernatural

  • May 19, 2010, 9:53 p.m. CST

    Gene_Eric

    by Illuminate

    I'm sorry sorry that your whore of a mother craves my cock to be deep inside of her pussy. You are just going to have to deal with it. : )

  • May 19, 2010, 9:54 p.m. CST

    Illuminate...

    by ZoeFan

    You're so right. From the stuff I've read on her, she comes of as wanting to keep it real and not sucking up to anybody. In this case she bit the hand that fed her. The only thing that I see saving her is latching on films with minor roles with huge stars or getting acting lessons because she screwed with the wrong guy. Bay has immense power in Hollywood and this just sends a message to the rest of Hollywood that she might not be the best hire.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:54 p.m. CST

    Gene_Eric

    by Illuminate

    Umm, I wasn't the first to say it you jack ass. There are a shit load of people on this thread that said it before me. Now who is the retarde one. Oh, yeah that would be you.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:55 p.m. CST

    Whoa! What's with the sudden mother hosility?

    by Jaka

    Here we are discussing hot chicks and hating on "Mr. Bay" and all of a sudden it' mothers craving cocks. That's not really cool.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:55 p.m. CST

    JackSlater4...

    by ZoeFan

    I second that.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:56 p.m. CST

    ZoeFan

    by Illuminate

    You said it all better than me. Over rated chicks are a dime a dozen and she just realized that.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:56 p.m. CST

    Yeah, she's gonna blow up

    by JackSlater4

    fo sho

  • May 19, 2010, 9:57 p.m. CST

    but seriously

    by JackSlater4

    I should be watching Battle Royale right now

  • May 19, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    I'm nervously watching the Lakers right now.

    by Jaka

    And I should probably give them my full attention since it's tied going into the fourth quarter. I'll check this fine talkback later.

  • May 19, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Tangate

    by JackSlater4

    The nerve of that Michael Bay making Megan Fox get a good base before all that shooting in the desert.

  • May 19, 2010, 10 p.m. CST

    So

    by TedKordLives

    Is Megan gonna start hanging with Lindsey Lohan since neither one has anything to do anymore? <P> Cuz I wanna see that.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:02 p.m. CST

    Given TF1 and TF2...

    by xsi kal

    ... the replacement doesn't need to be able to act at all. So, I say... go with one of the swimsuit models. (I'd pick Bar) Might as well get the best eye candy you can, since that's all she'll be doing anyway.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Anna Kendrick or Kristen Stewart or Zooey D!!!

    by wackybantha

    Whadya say???

  • May 19, 2010, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Gene_Eric

    by Illuminate

    "Jeez...." you must not get much pussy my friend. lol

  • May 19, 2010, 10:05 p.m. CST

    Anybody who says....

    by Jaka

    ...you must not get much pussy on the internet isn't getting any. Anybody who calls you gay is actually hiding in their own closet. Thems just the rules. Learn them, it will serve you well.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:05 p.m. CST

    The List!!

    by JustUsNerdsHere

    1. Who Cares 2. Who Cares 3. Too good for Transfomers and she knows it 4. Pan-Panet-Cheerleader from Heroes needs the work. 5. Who Cares 6. Transformers sucks greasy goat ass, why am I even bothering...

  • May 19, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    by ORIONgods

    without megan fox, whats the point

  • May 19, 2010, 10:08 p.m. CST

    Carey Mulligan, Summer Gau, or Katy Perry!!!

    by wackybantha

    Hmmmm.....

  • May 19, 2010, 10:08 p.m. CST

    RHONA MITRA ANYONE????

    by Illuminate

    Since Transformers has comedy than my suggestion is for Bay to go with an older lady like: Rhona Mitra. Cougars who want to fuck younger men who have the ability to fuck like newlyweds 24/7 is the rage of 2010. Rhona Mitra is prettier than Fox and she has bigger tits. It would be funny to see his parents reacting to her.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST

    EMILIE de RAVIN!!!!!!

    by wackybantha

    Why not? She's needs work, right? She's certainly cute enough. And she's only 5 years older than Shia, not that you can tell.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST

    Summer Glau...hmmm. That could be...

    by Jaka

    ... an interesting choice if they're writing a part for someone who actually DOES SOMETHING in the movie. Yeah, I like that one. Gemma, Venessa or Summer - that's my top three so far, I think.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST

    Miranda Kerr FTW!

    by Machine Gun Simon Fire Viterbo

    No more Megan Fox?! But she was the best thing about the stoopid movies! Megan Fox should have been the MAIN character...not Shia LaPuke. MIRANDA KERR FTW! Failing that Jessica Lowndes. Serious though Bay's movies suck. I call for REBOOT, with 3 main female characters Fox, Kerr and Lowndes and Micheal Cera as the dorky bestfriend (who obviously bangs one of them along the way) & the cast of robots from Generation 1. Let me direct.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST

    Gene_Eric

    by Illuminate

    Their is no reason for us to argue since we are both in agreement. Your previous post is most wise.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:15 p.m. CST

    How about Michelle Rodriguz?

    by RPLocke

  • May 19, 2010, 10:16 p.m. CST

    Just did some searching on Miranda Kerr...

    by Jaka

    ...could work if she can act. She's WAY too skinny for my tastes, but she's definitely attractive and looks to be the right age. Still like Gemma, Vanessa and Summer more.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:16 p.m. CST

    How about making a movie which is at least a movie?

    by ominus

    just for starters heh mr Bay?

  • May 19, 2010, 10:17 p.m. CST

    MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD.

    by NivekJ

    Nuff said.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    However...

    by Jaka

    ...FUCK Micheal Cera with every robot dick on both sides! Hate that douche. Talk about acting the same in every movie. The dude epitomizes that "skill".

  • May 19, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Nay!

    by Jaka

    DEFINES it!

  • May 19, 2010, 10:24 p.m. CST

    Summer Glau come on down!!!

    by RPLocke

  • May 19, 2010, 10:24 p.m. CST

    Betty White

    by ORIONgods

    nuff said

  • May 19, 2010, 10:28 p.m. CST

    why not

    by WALKNDED

    Just make a better film...who cares which piece of ass he uses. Cause both sucked balls IMO.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:30 p.m. CST

    They are all too hot for The Beef.

    by fiester

    He needs a choada girl to match his chud-ness, someone like Snookie.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:31 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox--one step closer to full-on nudity.

    by fiester

    It's coming. Sooner than you think.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Betty White in TF3 Group on Facebook!

    by Robnhud

    http://www.facebook.com/ group.php?gid= 122774234411032

  • May 19, 2010, 10:35 p.m. CST

    Man, is Bay's casting couch gonna be BUSY!

    by Dogmatic

    If you all know what I mean.....crazy!

  • May 19, 2010, 10:35 p.m. CST

    It's got to be Gabourey Sidibe

    by Jaka

    There's just no other choice. Somebody needs to start a Facebook campaign to make THAT happen.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:37 p.m. CST

    (500) Days of Summer

    by ominus

    Bay: so you are married? <p>Zooey: yeah.crazy heh? <p>Bay: YOU ARE FIRED !!!

  • May 19, 2010, 10:39 p.m. CST

    I vote for Megan Fox

    by slayme

    fuck Michael Bay more interested in explosions than story - she's lucky to disassociate herself from him - but still I think it would be funny if enough fan backlashed that Bay would have to include her.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:40 p.m. CST

    Recent pics of Hayden Panettiere as a brunette

    by Jaka

    http://tinyurl.com/24zpoxv Click on Show Thumbnails and there's a couple of them. One full body and once close-up on her face. I still think she could do a fine job in this. She's can act and she actually looks like somebody Shia could "get with".

  • May 19, 2010, 10:46 p.m. CST

    Fox outed

    by luke_lymon

    Fine, just where do we get our tramp fix now. I suppose this means we have to settle for someone with class? pssst, Bay, this is the best thing you have done. Hold on to that ideology and you will have better movies, IMO

  • May 19, 2010, 10:49 p.m. CST

    i dont think that acting is one of the required skills

    by ominus

    for someone else to replace Megan.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    I thought that Michael Bay's definition of "nailing the audition

    by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder

    ...a mind-blowing hummer. "Acting Ability" is so irrelevant as to be not even worth considering.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:52 p.m. CST

    Adahlia!

    by Saltoner

    For 4. Write this one off.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:55 p.m. CST

    Anyone who's into TRANSFORMERS has Asperger's anyway...

    by BurnHollywood

    ...And thus, gets a bigger boner over Optimus Prime any day of the week than Megan Fox, so...why the need to recast?<p> Just put a Fleshlight attachment on Bumblebee...Shia's new "girlfriend" just got some serious fanboy sex appeal!

  • May 19, 2010, 10:56 p.m. CST

    Odette Yustman?

    by Mr. Profit

    She was already in the Bay/Platinum Dunes produced The Unborn. She is hot. She doesn't look old. And she also can act.

  • May 19, 2010, 10:59 p.m. CST

    TF3 OPENING SCENE SCRIPT LEAK

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    Sam's parents, relatives and Megan Fox chattering in the kitchen preparing a surprise birthday party for Sam. Sam's mother complains that the brownies "don't have enough grassy green ingredients." close-up of people's distorted faces laughing maniacaly. Sam's car arrives and rolls up the driveway. People inside start scrambling for a hiding spot. Sam enters. SURPRISE!!! And then a loud CRASH! CRUNCH!!! A faint "yelp!" Optimus has crashed through the roof to surprise Sam. He sees that the humans are shocked and Optimus has a confused, sorry facial expression. He lifts his foot up and Megan Fox's crushed, twisted, bloody pulp of a carcass is revealed. SCREAMING! AAAHAHHHHHHHHHHH Optimus: "It's o.k. Sam, I never liked that stupid bitch anyways. Let's go find you another ho." Sam and Optimus: Hi-Five

  • May 19, 2010, 11:02 p.m. CST

    *"nailing the audition" was...

    by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder

    Certainment`.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:06 p.m. CST

    Natalie Portman come on down!!!

    by RPLocke

  • May 19, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    This is the Hamlet of talkbacks

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    [RISES, APPLAUDS]

  • May 19, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    Bay is a great entertainer.

    by DrGoodspeed

    That said. The opening of TF3 should have Megan step on a landmine like in Tropic Thunder. Then bring back that Australian chick... she was super hot.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:11 p.m. CST

    Have them all bathed,

    by JumpinJehosaphat

    and brought to my cabin immediately!

  • May 19, 2010, 11:17 p.m. CST

    Five minutes on any porn site...

    by BiggusDickus

    ...will throw up dozens of women with Megan Fox's looks and acting ability.<p>You had your chance and you blew it, skank. Bye bye.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:17 p.m. CST

    EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI = TOP 5 HOTTEST THING ON EARTH

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Seriously. Look her up. The fact that more of you nerds are drooling over her is a fucking mystery and a debacle. You should all have your cocks revoked.<P>That being said, I'm rather surprised by this news. Perhaps Megan Fox has had enough of Michael Bay's ways...or vice versa. But does it really matter?<P>THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!<P>THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!<P>THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!

  • May 19, 2010, 11:17 p.m. CST

    Camilla or Zoe would be OK.

    by cinemixtape.com

    NO HAYDEN, PLEASE.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    * aren't drooling *

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Bloody typos.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:20 p.m. CST

    Mary Elizabeth Winstead. I second that!

    by DarthBakpao

  • May 19, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    CG it

    by Anything But Tangerines

  • May 19, 2010, 11:26 p.m. CST

    Well. there goes the popcorn extravaganza argument...

    by Se7en

    consider myself corrected.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    Oh don't let it be Saldana

    by ZoeNecrosis

    She's way too classy and smart for this horseshit.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST

    Quentin Tarantino...

    by NoHubris

    ...will save Megan Fox by giving her a starring role in one of his movies.<p>Just wait and see.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:29 p.m. CST

    It won't be Chriqui, Saldana, or Winstead.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Their souls shall remain untarnished by this franchise. I have declared it so.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:30 p.m. CST

    I just got off the phone with Megan

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    she said Jonah Hex is gonna be awesome.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:30 p.m. CST

    Well shit, good for Shia

    by Double M

    For some reason I picture Shia and Bay sitting in a Czech bar...Bay claps twice..."beetches come"... bitches come poring out for Shia...

  • May 19, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    And with that... my desire to go see this movie has gone up.

    by TheMarineBiologist

    Didn't see TF2 as there was no way I could spend money on that drivel. Granted, I am glad that Hollywood has realized that Megan Fox CAN'T act and that there are far more talented and more beautiful actresses out there.<p> Megan Fox is the one with the claw for a hand, right?

  • May 19, 2010, 11:38 p.m. CST

    Best AICN article ever!

    by strosmer

    I need to take a break for about 5 minutes.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:40 p.m. CST

    911 was an inside job

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    infowars.com

  • May 19, 2010, 11:40 p.m. CST

    QT or Robert Rodriquez

    by Jaka

    You're probably right about that NoHubris.<P>However, she's already finished Passion Play with Mickey Rourke and Bill Murray. So I wouldn't assume she needs saving just yet.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    Anyone but Panatteire

    by tensticks

    She blows, and not in the good way.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:47 p.m. CST

    Emmanuelle Chriqui

    by Scarbro

    Emmanuelle Chriqui Emmanuelle Chriqui Emmanuelle Chriqui Emmanuelle Chriqui!

  • May 19, 2010, 11:52 p.m. CST

    Emmanuelle Chriqui is great to watch...

    by moonlightdrive

    in Entourage (crazy hot) but I think Hayden Panettiere would be better for an action film and the right age. Chriqui too old for this too. Whoever Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is, she has a really ugly face. Seen enough of Arterton. Bar Rafaeli looks like a blonde Megan Fox in that photo. Therefore, no change. Vanessa Hudgens has the right look to be alongside Shia and the right look in terms of age (most of these are way off age-wise). Decker, Kerr too ugly, can't act. Julianne Hough too dull and uninteresting. Belle too ugly. Saldana, again, seen too much of her recently. Plus too old looking. Heard was mega hot in The Joneses. Greene too dull.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:52 p.m. CST

    I bet Shia is loving this! He's prob reading...

    by moonlightdrive

    the script and thinking about each one of these in those scenes hahaha

  • May 19, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST

    I'm on Team Fox, fuck Team Bay

    by Super Rabbi

    Also, I pick Jessica Lowndes.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST

    NONE OF THE VICTORIA

    by J-Dizzle

  • May 19, 2010, 11:55 p.m. CST

    forget about her

    by presidentevil

    her career with run parallel to erin grey's...she was all to beutiful on the outside, but everyone knows she is not on the inside...is it to much for a fanboy to want both? i vote that chic from g4...alison hayslip?, shes already a better actress proven by those often lame skits they do, olivia munn...meh...cute , but too bitchy, not that this would ever happen...just like my big flick eyecandy to be sexy and fun

  • May 19, 2010, 11:55 p.m. CST

    NONE OF THE VICTORIA'S SECRET CHICKS

    by J-Dizzle

    Shia LePoof doesn't deserve that kind of pussy yet. Stick him with Gemma Arterton or Amber Heard instead.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:57 p.m. CST

    I'M ON TEAM FOX TOO

    by J-Dizzle

    Anyone who's had to snog Shia LeBeef deserves a fucking medal.

  • May 19, 2010, 11:59 p.m. CST

    America's Next Top Masturbation Aid

    by ebonic_plague

    Hmmm, let's see. In order of the pictures... yes, yes, yes, yes, oh hell yes, definitely, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes please, yes, and yes. Oh and yes. <p> In fact, forget Shia and the robots, and just release the car wash auditions.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:04 a.m. CST

    Ashley Green could play the same character...

    by crankyoldguy

    in a Don Cheadle switcheroo move. That wuld work. Or Emmanuelle Chriqui.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:05 a.m. CST

    Gemma or Ashley Greene

    by MattmanReturns

    And yes Shia is one lucky man.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:06 a.m. CST

    Betty White and Shia. Perfect couple.

    by snakecharmer

    Get it done Bay!

  • May 20, 2010, 12:20 a.m. CST

    Gemma Arterton (the front runner) looks fine enough.

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    And keep that Cate Blanchett Indy 4 haircut it looks nice and can be a alternative to Megan Fox's look.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST

    Whoever already mentioned Odette Yustman:

    by Rocco Curioso

    I second the motion. She could step into the role of Mikaela Banes with a minimum of fuss. Better to retain the character with a different actress, rather than go the "Sam's got a new girlfriend" route.<P>But if the new girlfriend thing is the approach they wanna go with, Mary Elizabeth Winstead would be just fine. She can, like, actually *act* 'n' stuff.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:28 a.m. CST

    the problem w/ some of those models is that

    by GQtaste

    they'll tower over the midget Shia. He's too short in stature for some of those girls. You can't put Brooklyn Decker being at least 5'8 to 5'10 opposite Shia.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:40 a.m. CST

    Who cares

    by Barko

    The role will be crap. The movie will be crap.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:41 a.m. CST

    Why do you want a model? Most models can't act

    by RPLocke

  • May 20, 2010, 12:49 a.m. CST

    give Johh C. Reilly a shot

    by Star Hump

    Yes, it's a bold choice but he's the only one who can run his fingers through Shia's hair.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:50 a.m. CST

    Zoe Saldana Is Now Accepting Too Many Roles

    by Media Messiah

    She doesn't seem to say no to any role being offered to her these days, and thus, it is lowering her cash value as she is taking some of the most lousy movies that are out there, like that Chris Rock funeral movie, and "The Losers", and I am a fan of her's saying this. Before you looked forward to seeing her in a movie, and now it is fastly becoming a big so what!!!!

  • May 20, 2010, 12:50 a.m. CST

    Rachel Taylor FTW

    by The Merk

    She's gorgeous, can act, and her character already exists and was under used in the first movie.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:52 a.m. CST

    ALEX JONES' TOUPEE WAS THE 20TH HIJACKER

    by BurnHollywood

    infowars.com

  • May 20, 2010, 12:53 a.m. CST

    Don't like Fox anyway.

    by disfigurehead

    Never have.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:55 a.m. CST

    Hayden Penetierre Is So Over!!!

    by Media Messiah

    She destroyed her career by making herself out to be just another bar and club hopping sleep around Hollywood whore--and arrogant at that.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:56 a.m. CST

    Meagan Good! That girl is SEX!

    by victor_von_gloom

  • May 20, 2010, 1 a.m. CST

    the cheerleader off Heroes

    by mynamesdan

    has arm legs. <p> Know what i mean? Where her legs should be there's just a couple of porky arms with monkey feet at the end. <p> arm legs.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:03 a.m. CST

    Make his character gay

    by Oceanlizard

    That'll change directions for Shia's character. And make sure it's a gay actor, we all know straight actors can't play gay characters!

  • May 20, 2010, 1:05 a.m. CST

    Machete for Megan's replacement in TF3

    by ominus

    why the hell not?

  • May 20, 2010, 1:06 a.m. CST

    WTF? Arm legs?!

    by Jaka

    I'm so totally shocked by all the Penetierre hate. Did anybody look at this pics? http://tinyurl.com/24zpoxv She doesn't have freakin' "arm legs". lol And how does anybody know that she's a "bar and club hopping sleep around Hollywood whore--and arrogant at that"? Are you hanging around with her on the regular? Besides, the first part of that would help her get a job with Bay if it were true. Anyway, I don't think she's the best choice. She'd be like, fourth or fifth on my list. But the hate is just trippin' me out.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:06 a.m. CST

    But on a side note, though, i'll miss Megan's

    by victor_von_gloom

    sexy ass smile...But Meagan Good would be the perfect substitute. That girl has an ass, and a sexy ass smile that lights a serious fire deep within my loins. Mr. Bay, make it HAPPEN!

  • May 20, 2010, 1:07 a.m. CST

    Lowndes, please.

    by Lenny Nero

    The rest are either oversaturated, overrated or terrible actress. Lowndes is actually a commanding screen presence, but would be, to most people, still a new face.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:07 a.m. CST

    I hope Bay can hire them all for TF3...

    by WeylandYutani

    They need the work because it's obvious they can't afford clothes. <P> I wonder if Bay would consider casting an actual actress instead of a model-wanna-be-actress.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:10 a.m. CST

    I have always had an affinity

    by SunTzu77

    for Emmanuelle Chriqui... but I wouldn't want to wish Bay on her.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:10 a.m. CST

    the first porno movie that will have Megan starring

    by ominus

    will break TF1,TF2 and TF3 gross numbers together.and that will be a sweet revenge for Megan.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:10 a.m. CST

    I WAS JUST WATCHING THE CAR (1977), WHAT A GREAT MOVIE......

    by TehCreepyThinMan

  • May 20, 2010, 1:10 a.m. CST

    I WAS JUST WATCHING THE CAR (1977), WHAT A GREAT MOVIE......

    by TehCreepyThinMan

  • May 20, 2010, 1:10 a.m. CST

    What about Allison Mack?

    by RPLocke

    She has a nice rack, and can actually act. What about Kristen Kruek? She was on Chuck. What about Eve Lily from Lost? She's hot.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:10 a.m. CST

    I WAS JUST WATCHING THE CAR (1977), WHAT A GREAT MOVIE......

    by TehCreepyThinMan

  • May 20, 2010, 1:10 a.m. CST

    I WAS JUST WATCHING THE CAR (1977), WHAT A GREAT MOVIE......

    by TehCreepyThinMan

  • May 20, 2010, 1:10 a.m. CST

    I WAS JUST WATCHING THE CAR (1977), WHAT A GREAT MOVIE......

    by TehCreepyThinMan

  • May 20, 2010, 1:13 a.m. CST

    Just get Nelson Shin...

    by Azlam Orlandu

    from the fucking beginning.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:13 a.m. CST

    WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THERE?!? ANYWAY, THE CAR.....

    by TehCreepyThinMan

    I haven't seen the movie in a few years and, man, does it hold up. Yeah, it's just Jaws On Land but its got much quality. Great fucking movie, straight forward and no bullshit. Oh and Megan Fox is a whore.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:17 a.m. CST

    Evangeline Lily

    by Jaka

    While I'd LOVE to see her in something as completely opposite in tone from Lost as a Transformers movie, she's has said she's not sure she'll continue acting when the series is over. Although I can see she does finally have something else listed on IMDb - so maybe she's changed her mind. She's about the same age as Zoe Saldana, though. And I think actually looks older than her. So I'm not sure she could play Shia's girlfriend, really.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:24 a.m. CST

    I can't believe this column jumped over...

    by Jaka

    ...the latest Lost column over there on the right. Too damn silly.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:44 a.m. CST

    Get Meagan good seriously !!!!!

    by Fanou

    She s basically the black DNA version of Megan Fox but more reliable .She s fuckin hot and sweet

  • May 20, 2010, 1:49 a.m. CST

    Throw a dart

    by OptimusCrime

    Some can act, some can't, but all of them are plenty hot enough. Throw some tight clothes on one, blow something up nearby, and there you go. Christ.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:51 a.m. CST

    No Zoe

    by caruso_stalker217

    She's too good for this shit.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:01 a.m. CST

    best hing about the movies are the robots

    by Talkbacker with no name

    the robot cgi is pretty fucking impressive whatever you think about the films. And correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't transformers loved so much as cartoons and toys because of the robots and nobody gave a fuck about the humans? I can understand having a boy, his robot and a load of army guys to make that conenction, but they really need his family and all that other dogs fucking eachother, wacky parents and girlfriend troubles in this kind of movie? We just want robots to bash eachother. Kids just want robots to bash eachother. Who do they think the audience are for these movies? I'd be far more impressed if they were able to make us feel for the transformers with human emotion of some kind and fill the film with dumb humans we hate.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:03 a.m. CST

    ^that last bit should read

    by Talkbacker with no name

    *rather than fill the film with dumb humans we hate.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:03 a.m. CST

    TROF = The Phantom Menace + Zohan

    by SlimButNotreally

    That's what you get when you mix Jar Jar Binks douche chill dialogue from CG characters with Phantom from You Don't Mess With the Zohan. What a horiffic movie it was. Just one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever seen in my life. I can't wait for part 3. I can only imagine how pathetic it's going to be.<BR><BR>My favorite cliched part of part 2 is when Optimus Prime "dies" and the do the old trick where you muffle the sound and turn up the soundtrack and everything is in slow motion. LOL...ripped off of about a million movies. Absolutely hilarious.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:06 a.m. CST

    Shia is a faggot...just cast a man to play her

    by SlimButNotreally

    Pick any of the dudes from Twilight to play his love interest.<BR><BR>Then again, how about you be original and not have a fucking love interest? Be the first American director in cinematic history to do something original...well, besides Paul Thomas Anderson. He doesn't have to conform to the rules of film making...and he rapes you, Bay.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:09 a.m. CST

    Emmanuelle Chriqui has a high "wank factor"

    by kdoc13

    I don't know how Merrick's wank factor works, but I imagine Emmanuelle Chriqui is pretty high up there. Just saying.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:14 a.m. CST

    I would suck the fart right out of Megan Fox's ass

    by freekydeeky

    and hold it in like a bong. She's that fine.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:17 a.m. CST

    This thread is just an excuse

    by Turtle_Z

    to show loads of filthy pictures of hot, young women. I commend you :D

  • May 20, 2010, 2:25 a.m. CST

    Megan actually DID gain a ton of my respect, though...

    by BurnHollywood

    The earlier article on Shia only garnered a little less than a quarter-ton of respect. A couple a hundred pounds, maybe.<p> Naw, seriously...getting fired from some FPOS Hollywood meh-pic because you couldn't stop trolling the hack director? That's pretty fucking funny, and counts as a public service, in my book.<p> Fox got moxie.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:25 a.m. CST

    A Bay Hate tread: what makes life good

    by AsimovLives

    And this news is hillarious. I'm still trying to collect myself from the fall to the floor from laughing so hard after reading this news. Nice collection of hot girls above, by the way.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:31 a.m. CST

    Bay wants

    by MegaStiffy

    Miley Cyrus in this movie. Oh yeah!!

  • May 20, 2010, 2:32 a.m. CST

    Jessica Lowndes Gotta Eat

    by DutchRudder

    She is my choice if we gotta replace her. Otherwise I say make her replacement black. It will be hilariously bad and give us all something to bitch about.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:36 a.m. CST

    Zoe Saldana

    by brandonbreaks

    would be fine with me. my 2nd choice would be Gemma Arterton. Hayden Penetierre is beautiful, but doesn't seem like a good fit IMO

  • May 20, 2010, 2:38 a.m. CST

    You know...

    by Clarence Boddicker

    It IS actually amazing how many better options there are! Wow. Bitch leave!

  • May 20, 2010, 2:40 a.m. CST

    This late in the thread.....

    by sam jacksons wig

    ...it has all been said already but fuck it- here's my two cents worth. 1) Michael Bay= no talent fuckwad (the SouthPark parody in Imaginationland was spot on)2) Megan Fox= bad skinned piss poor spunk receptacle. 3) Transformer movies= load of mindless effects driven drivell shite that will inevitably make a cunt load of cash and keep Michael Bay cock deep in altar boys. For all of those above who have posted that they will not watch the third installment, I am afraid you are all kidding yourselves. You will. And you will LOVE to rant just how crap it was. Do the world a favour; if you want Bay to have no power then just STOP going to see his movies.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:41 a.m. CST

    Sam dumps Mikaela

    by brandonbreaks

    because on date night, she selected Jennifer's Body from Netflix.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:41 a.m. CST

    Honestly. Bay Should Have Done This For The 2nd Movie

    by DutchRudder

    I mean...duh dude... The more sexys the better.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:43 a.m. CST

    sam jacksons wig

    by brandonbreaks

    Great rant and even greater user ID.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:43 a.m. CST

    Bridget Regan...

    by HellKing

    She's looking for work.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:44 a.m. CST

    Don't worry about Megan...

    by sam jacksons wig

    ...she will find work; infact she is bust practising her new lines...." Would you like fries with that?" "Is that a LARGE meal?"

  • May 20, 2010, 2:45 a.m. CST

    Why don't you just post a photo of every skank

    by Subtitles_Off

    known to man? Aren't all three of the Kardashians in negotiations for this role?

  • May 20, 2010, 2:46 a.m. CST

    brandonbreaks

    by sam jacksons wig

    Why thank you.......

  • May 20, 2010, 2:46 a.m. CST

    Best thing about Transformers 3

    by brandonbreaks

    is that we all get to discuss these beautiful babes and... well thats about it.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:48 a.m. CST

    How about...

    by Squadoosh

    Olivia Munn. Seriously she would be freakin perfect, geeks luv her, an plus shes tan(Bay likes that)...everyone lets demand it now...get on ur twitters & facebooks, lets make this happen!

  • May 20, 2010, 3:06 a.m. CST

    I can't wait to see how they explain her absence!

    by Johnno

    After all that so-called romantic bullshit in TF1 and TF2. Frankly it would make more sense just to get another actress who looks like her to play the same role. But it would be damn hilarious if Bay just replaced Fox with Zoe Saldana, and kept the role the same, and everyone in the movie goes about as if nothing ever changed at all as if Zoe is still good ol' white Megan! That alone would guarantee my purchase of a ticket to TF3!

  • May 20, 2010, 3:07 a.m. CST

    I can see the interviews now....

    by sam jacksons wig

    ...Megan, what happened between you and Michael Bay? <br> Well, I would just like to thank him for the opportunity he has given me in the past; I mean, truthishly, alot of things were taken out of context; I think that he is a great talent and a great Director and I would love to work with him again...." <br> Michael, why did you fire Megan from Transformers 3, or Tr3nsformers as it will inevitably be known..? <br> Well, because she wouldn't go to the gas chambers when ordered......

  • May 20, 2010, 3:08 a.m. CST

    Michael Bay just called in

    by ominus

    he is out of juice and the audition had to stop until tomorrow.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:09 a.m. CST

    BREAKING NEWS!!!

    by sam jacksons wig

    Michael Bay has A cgi COCK which transforms to look like it is actually of a marketable size! Stay tuned!

  • May 20, 2010, 3:10 a.m. CST

    James Camerons been called....

    by sam jacksons wig

    ... to use his whizz special effects to make us all convinced that everyone involved in the transformer movies has talent!

  • May 20, 2010, 3:12 a.m. CST

    NO ZOE IN TF3 FFS

    by ominus

    i will kill Cameron if he lets my blue goddess near this asshole director and his abominable franchise.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:15 a.m. CST

    ominus

    by sam jacksons wig

    Erm.... is that the pre-blue Zoe Saldana you are talking about, or the 9 foot smurf with teeth longer than Michael Bays cock? (1 inch)

  • May 20, 2010, 3:16 a.m. CST

    to me she is both

    by ominus

    and you can fuck off if you find it funny.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:17 a.m. CST

    Megan Fox just called in

    by ominus

    she said that Scorsese called her to play in his next film,now that she is available.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:19 a.m. CST

    ominus

    by sam jacksons wig

    Choose the real one matey! At least your cock will look bigger when its in her hand. ;) (For the record, I have now officially fucked off as I find it amazingly funny)

  • May 20, 2010, 3:21 a.m. CST

    Scorsese just called in

    by sam jacksons wig

    He says that Megan Fox can go to hell as she has a cunt like a bucket and can't suck for shit!!!

  • May 20, 2010, 3:21 a.m. CST

    Bring back Rachel Taylor as Maggie, darnit!

    by Timstuff

    She's a pre-established character and would work fine as Sam's love interest. She's someone he already knows and it would be cool if the older Aussie babe was his rebound girl.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:24 a.m. CST

    sam jacksons wig haha

    by ominus

    good one ;)

  • May 20, 2010, 3:25 a.m. CST

    Serinda Swan

    by WavingFlagsInSpace

    How hard could it be to replace one model/actress/whatever with another model actress whatever? And Rosie Huntington-Whitely makes me proud to be an Englishman.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:27 a.m. CST

    BREAKING NEWS!!!!

    by sam jacksons wig

    Michael Bay has been reached around for comment on his firing of Megan Fox and he has THIS to say.....<br><br> "This..."

  • May 20, 2010, 3:27 a.m. CST

    Steven Spielberg just called in

    by ominus

    he was crying because Bay made him look like a sissy.Bay fired his lead star without any second thought after her bad comments against him,while he didnt do anything after Shia's bad remarks against him and Indy 4.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:34 a.m. CST

    Good thing they're not recasting the Mikaela part

    by Koborover

    A new girlfriend is the way to go.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:39 a.m. CST

    Get ScarJo

    by WavingFlagsInSpace

    And for chrissakes, Michael, let her get her fun-bags out this time!

  • May 20, 2010, 3:54 a.m. CST

    My Votes:

    by bubcus

    Based on the photos shown, my vote for replacement would be: Emmanuelle Chriqui, Amber Heard, or Gemma Arterton.<BR><BR> Bar Rafaeli, Brooklyn Decker, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley look rediculous. Meghan Fox's character was supposed to be out of Sam's league. I don't think we need to rehash on the Victoria Secret look.<BR><BR> Vanessa Hudgens, Hayden Penetierre, and Zoe Saldana are above this in my opinion. These three should steer clear of Bay completely as it could damage their reputation/career.<BR><BR> And as for Jessica Lowndes... she looks the closest to Fox based on photo. If they were recasting Fox's character, then Lowndes would probably work best, look-wise.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:55 a.m. CST

    I'm gettin' to this party kinda late...

    by fatjesuschrysler

    but for what it's worth here are my two cents.<P> Megan Fox-career over. Done. I can't say I give a rats ass either having read the letter that was circulating a while back. This is poetic justice, if she's really as nasty as the crew of Tranformers 2 said she is (assuming that letter was actually written by crew members and not faked). Either way, as the old saying goes- don't shit where you eat! Bay may be a hack, but if he's the only guy giving you work, keep your mouth shut. Aside from that completely fail horror movie she was in, I have yet to see her in anything else. I understand her part in Jonah Hex is almost non-existant. So, if she were going to have a successful Hollywood career, I think she would be well on her way by now, which she ain't. Pretty faces are a dime a dozen and I'm afraid that's all she is/was. Sadly, her particular brand of talent, being pretty, is quite easy to replace and has a short shelf life. <P> Now, what Michael Bay needs to realize is that it won't help Transformers 3 be any better. We all know it'll take a helluva lot more to make that happen!

  • May 20, 2010, 3:58 a.m. CST

    EMMA STONE

    by RMA

    Awesome in Zombieland, perfect for running around with large CGI robots.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:59 a.m. CST

    Good riddens midget thumbs!

    by Orionsangels

  • May 20, 2010, 4:07 a.m. CST

    Gemma Arterton Gotta Eat

    by DutchRudder

    Pearl Harbor sucks!

  • May 20, 2010, 4:07 a.m. CST

    Who cares?

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Is anyone actually going to see a third Transformers?

  • May 20, 2010, 4:08 a.m. CST

    Fuckable...

    by schizonerd

    Well the pics just prove the fact that female cast in the US is just about masturbating. Acting does not seem to be that important as long as you got something to look at... Well I'm not surprised-thats what the US is all about.

  • May 20, 2010, 4:10 a.m. CST

    Obama just called in

    by ominus

    he said he is very sorry for what happened to Megan,and he offers her a job in the White House now that she is unemployed.

  • May 20, 2010, 4:13 a.m. CST

    It's supposed to be a fucking film about transforming robots...

    by photoboy

    ... who the fuck cares about the meat people? They're just there for Megatron to stamp on.<br><br> I like Jessica Lowndes, Emmanuelle Chriqui and Ashley Greene, so keep them the fuck away from this impending train wreck.

  • May 20, 2010, 4:22 a.m. CST

    That's my only reason for watching a TF movie GONE...

    by spud mcspud

    ...Didn't give a fuck about the storylines - there weren't any - the characters - WHAT characters?? Two-dimensional set dressing that spoke occasionally - or the robots - they moved so fucking fast you couldn't see who was hitting who anyway. The ONLY good thing in the TRANSFORMERS series was the shot where Megan Fox hoisted the hood up of the Camaro and took a peek in the first movie. That, my friends, was the Farrah Fawcett poster shot for this ADD generation. Hate on her acting all you want, but looks-wise, that woman is in a class of her own. I'd tap that even if her vagina was full of cock-eating vipers.<P> Assuming she has a vagina - the jury's still out on that at AINT IT BALE NEWS...

  • May 20, 2010, 4:36 a.m. CST

    Wait...someone said Fox had acting talent?

    by quantize

    that is NEWS! btw chick from Entourage is my pick..

  • May 20, 2010, 4:56 a.m. CST

    "Those who cannot remember the past...

    by Rocco Curioso

    are condemned to repeat it". I doubt George Santayana was a closet pimp/casting couch poonhound, but his words of wisdom apply here. Megan Fox will have a career in movies for as long as that lovely face and world-class booty hold out. Still require further convincing?--- I have two words for you: Kim Basinger. The bitch can't act, then or now (and *still* won an Oscar), and has a viable career some 25 years *after* she induced God knows how many boners as a Bond girl.<P>Megan Fox, provided she can put an abrupt leash or her trash-talking, will probably be around in Hollywood for quite some time. Sex sells; always has, always will.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:09 a.m. CST

    I hope the girls on that list have their dick sucking techinic d

    by barnaby jones

    Cos Shia and Micheal are waiting, unzipped.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:09 a.m. CST

    "Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush

    by CARTMANEZ

    She told FHM: 'I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, "Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush."'<p> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1194909/Is-Megan-Fox-DUMBEST-Hollywood-star-ever.html<p> totally gone off Fox now...<p> and remember this?:<p> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1213383/Megan-Fox-Transformers-crew-claim-Megan-Fox-dumb-rock.html

  • May 20, 2010, 5:21 a.m. CST

    Rocco Curioso

    by WavingFlagsInSpace

    Rarely have truer words been written on a Talkback, though I thought Kim did well in 'LA Confidential'...playing a...ummm...hooker pretending to be an actress. Ahem.<p>

  • May 20, 2010, 5:24 a.m. CST

    drop shia and we have a deal

    by Bathman

    seriously get rid of shia and just give us a two hour robot movie<P>while fox was nice to look at she is a terrible acress so i'm glad she's gone, but here's what idon't get, the first 2 movies were all about how much these two were in love, so all of a sudden they break up? O, i guess it's like real life where bitches do that to you

  • May 20, 2010, 5:30 a.m. CST

    Why is everyone ragging Megan Fox

    by alan_poon

    yet Shia gets applauded for his bravery in saying that Indy IV was pants? Fuck em all Miss Fox, you can do better than this shit anyway.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:32 a.m. CST

    Drop Shia????????

    by sam jacksons wig

    Come the fuck on!!!!<br><br> He's the biggest fucking robot in the entire cast! Just look at the cunts acting!

  • May 20, 2010, 5:32 a.m. CST

    Rocco Kim's career has ended for years now

    by ominus

    just like Stone's.they might be in occassionally in a movie or two which nobody sees,but their star power status has been long passed gone.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:35 a.m. CST

    Shia just called in.....

    by sam jacksons wig

    .... he says that Spielbergs cock tastes of George Lucas; that George Lucas cock tastes of Jar Jar Binks and that Jar Jar Binks is better looking than Megan Fox....<br><br> ...and Michael Bay is a better shag than all of them....

  • May 20, 2010, 5:35 a.m. CST

    alan_poon amen brother

    by ominus

    finally someone with some common sense.instead of applauding for her courage to speak out loud the truth about that asshole Bay,the nerds trash her instead? what idiots.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:37 a.m. CST

    Watch next years oscars....

    by sam jacksons wig

    .... you'll clearly see Megan Foxs career in the "In Memorium" section of the show.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:45 a.m. CST

    Fox has told people she wasn't fired, but quit on her own

    by Bathman

    yeah...we all believe that

  • May 20, 2010, 5:50 a.m. CST

    Bathman

    by sam jacksons wig

    Shia LeBouf will be saying the same thing when the inevitable Indiana Jones 5 is greenlit.....

  • May 20, 2010, 5:51 a.m. CST

    Michael Baifenstahl

    by FredVII

    I think Bay said... Megan won't be in my remake of Triumpf of Will, because i only need Blond and Blue Eyed actresses.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:52 a.m. CST

    Final message of the day....

    by sam jacksons wig

    Michael Bay is actually an anagram of "useless waste of a life talentless mother fucking arse wipe mongoloid with a small dick complex..."<br><br> Now, WHERE IS MY FUCKING COFFEE???????

  • May 20, 2010, 5:53 a.m. CST

    Props goes out to Megan...

    by Stalkeye

    for speaking her mind as oppessed to being one of the many sheepish actors in Hollywood.Muthafuck Mikey Gay.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:54 a.m. CST

    Steven Spielberg just called in

    by ominus

    he says that wants Megan to star in his ET sequel.she will be his friend from planet earth and will take her with him for some adventuring throughout the galaxy.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:04 a.m. CST

    @WavingFlagsInSpace and ominus

    by Rocco Curioso

    Agreed, gentlemen. The only intially-untalented hotties/starlets I recall who went the distance are Jessica Lange and Charlize Theron. Such aspirations are well beyond Miss Fox's reach. But she'll be a bonus/boner factor in lowbrow movies for awhile yet.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:06 a.m. CST

    MF + UB = ?

    by 18TimesSpeedofLight

    This whole thing reminds me of the Uwe Boll interview earlier this year where he briefly discussed making a movie starring MF's boobs (think I read it on funnycrave.com). Her acting skills are up to par with his directing, so I think it's a match made in B-movie heaven.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:08 a.m. CST

    That's what you get when you have contempt for your audience

    by Coughlins Laws

    and those that you work with. It couldn't have happened to a more ungrateful bitch. Good luck with your career in B-Movies, baby...

  • Bye everyone

  • I'd even go as far to say that maybe tone down shia's parents screentime and instead focus just on shia and who ever this new lead is<P>also, how about we kill off shia's roomate in a really funny but tragic death scene

  • May 20, 2010, 6:45 a.m. CST

    Countdown To Megan's Porn Career!

    by LaserPants

    Can't wait! GANG BANG MEGAN FOX!

  • May 20, 2010, 6:47 a.m. CST

    Gemma will get it, but I'd choose Miranda Kerr

    by zinc_chameleon

    because audiences will need a clearly visible switch. It's a NEW love interest, so a cute little-bubbly-blonde makes more sense. And a comedienne would really help; Shia does his best when he's got someone to play off. Also, Spielberg loves screwball comedies, and a nutsy but sweet girl for Shia is perfect. Gemma is about five inches taller than Shia, also!

  • May 20, 2010, 6:50 a.m. CST

    I declare Fox to be an OUTLAAAAAAAAAW!!!!

    by mojination

    wish i thought of that gag earlier...

  • May 20, 2010, 6:58 a.m. CST

    Don't Bite the Hand That Feeds.

    by Disillusion_Ed

    Dummy.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:59 a.m. CST

    Dodged a bullet there

    by Bruce Leroy

    Yes, Megan Fox did. TF 3 is going to be a piece of shit any ways. Oh, and i've seen Megan Fox' thumbs...Oh, my GOD!

  • May 20, 2010, 7:02 a.m. CST

    Horrible movies but Megan bit the hand...

    by parissun

    that fed her ego. An actress with her skills should be taking all the work she can before her looks dry up. Whant an idiot. I'd still bang her lights out.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:06 a.m. CST

    no need for any "BABE"

    by FleshMachine

    at all

  • May 20, 2010, 7:14 a.m. CST

    Wow so much feed back on here.......

    by Arturo

    It goes to show how much people realy care about this stuff....

  • May 20, 2010, 7:16 a.m. CST

    I saw the last 20 minutes of Transformers 2 last night

    by ricarleite2

    What. A piece. Of shit.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:18 a.m. CST

    DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAY!!!

    by Tiberius_Prime

    You're raping my adulthood!

  • May 20, 2010, 7:29 a.m. CST

    Why is no one asking the question....

    by Sailor Rip

    ..."Why does there need to be a love interest?" <p> It's a movie about Robots fighting each other. I say get rid of Shia while you're at it. <p> Seriously why does EVERY film need a romantic sub plot?

  • May 20, 2010, 7:41 a.m. CST

    Why is Michael Bay still in the movie business..?

    by workshed

    The man has made consistently bad films throughout his career. A modern day De Mille if ever there was one,

  • May 20, 2010, 7:43 a.m. CST

    Anyone got Kleenex?

    by Abominable Snowcone

    You bit the hand, Megan. You BIT THE HAND. Now you'll work in porn movies, or maybe a car wash. Or maybe a car wash IN a porno.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:46 a.m. CST

    Megan Good is fucking hot, however she never gets roles.

    by Ganymede3001

    The last thing I've seen her in was the Unborn. Her lips are so damn sexy, also, she has a 100 times the ass that Megan has.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:49 a.m. CST

    Re: workshed

    by ricarleite2

    Because most of the population is composed of stupid morons who will pay to see this shit. He doesn't make films, he makes crap, but he generates a lot of profit. Ergo, he gets jobs.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:57 a.m. CST

    consider this fact as a clue to why she left;

    by Xian042

    Bay was saying that in some of the scenes it was very difficult to get Fox to convey any emotion other than sweetness out of her. He would have to say things that got under her skin to get her pissed off or excited to get a more genuine performance out of her. You can find this fact on one of the dvd's. I can see how Fox may not have been looking forward to more verbal abuse from Bay. Yes this could become a very bad move for Fox. If she could have just held out one more movie she wouldnt have to deal with him again. Lets also consider that Fox was hired for some sexy scenes. The shot of her looking under Bumblebees hood is one of the sexiest clothed shots I've ever seen. Bay tried to top that scene on the motorcycle in TF2 but it didn't quite make it. Now he needs a scene to top both of those, and I can understand her getting sick of Bays instructions to look more sexy. I remember one review of the movie described the scenes as Bay "fucking Megan Fox with his camera". I can understand her getting sick of being constantly camera fucked and yelled at. This could go either way for her, as far as acting goes she really hasnt gotten a chance to show what she can do, if anything. Personally I'm not interested, I'll just bring up that hood pic when I miss a good look at Fox

  • May 20, 2010, 8:10 a.m. CST

    Note To Bay: THE FRIGGIN' ROBOTS Are The Main Characters

    by LaserPants

    Not your attractive starlets who can't act, nor the dork who lusts after them, nor the shrieking racial stereotypes. THE ROBOTS ARE THE MAIN CHARACTERS. The whole live-action TF is a DISASTER. It's what happens when HIDEOUS amounts of cocaine meets hackery and talentlessness.

  • May 20, 2010, 8:24 a.m. CST

    Glad to see this

    by maverick2484

    Say what you will about Bay, but the man has a track record. He's been one of the most commercially successful directors in Hollywood for 15 years, The Island was really his only misstep. By contrast, whatever "track record" Fox has she owes entirely to Bay. When it came time to open a movie on her own (Jennifer's Body) she couldn't do it. Without Transformers she'd be just another pretty Hollywood outsider, and yet she has the gall to rip Bay publicly for the very projects that brought her fame and success. This is justly deserved. Besides, her hotness is overrated, all of the actress pictured above would've looked just as amazing in that under the hood shot.

  • .....wait, what was her character called again? And what was her motivation? And what character defining moments did she have in the films? I... I'm stuck here, somebody help.....

  • May 20, 2010, 8:36 a.m. CST

    Oh and michael bay is an OOOOUUUTLAAAAAAAAAW!

    by Father

  • May 20, 2010, 8:40 a.m. CST

    Fapping material

    by David Assholehoff

    You lost me after "Sound off!". Smart move putting the words before the pictures on this one... Gotta go fapp one off now...

  • May 20, 2010, 8:53 a.m. CST

    I'd love to see Betty White in T3. Obviously...

    by moonlightdrive

    not as the love interest but she could easily play Shia's grandmother. That would be awesome! She's got the acting chops and would make it more human. I can just see Shia and 'love interest' in granny's house being frantic because of some impending doom and Betty White getting in the way and being all flustered and Shia trying to console her and brush over the fact that there are 50ft talking robots from space in the area. Then maybe she comes face-to-face with one and passes out or tries to attack it with her kitchen whisk. I say we start lobbying Bay for some Betty White T3 action! :D

  • May 20, 2010, 8:56 a.m. CST

    I'm conflicted

    by Cletus Van Damme

    My brain is happy, but my penis is sad.

  • May 20, 2010, 9 a.m. CST

    Juliane Hough is the hottest girl in the pics

    by MAD_MIKE

    Just my personal favorite. Wish she would go back to Dancing with the stars. But the girl second from the top looks the closest to Megan Fox.

  • May 20, 2010, 9:07 a.m. CST

    ya she does

    by amitech25

    owe everything to do with acting to her ability to wash a Ferrari in a bikini.

  • May 20, 2010, 9:16 a.m. CST

    The biggest mistake

    by amitech25

    would be to recast someone else for Fox's character. Have her killed then you kinda give Shia's character a reason to be involved again. Cause the first movie he had the glasses and with his grandfather's history with Megatron you at least had a reason for him to be involved. The second movie they really stretched it with the reason for his involvement again. The whole map in his head plot point didnt even go anywhere. But whatever, now what could be the reason for his involvement in a third movie. Thats why you have Fox's character killed then you can have a sorta revenge theme goin on. Cause if the plot has anything to do with that god damned cube I will not go see it.

  • May 20, 2010, 9:22 a.m. CST

    Don't you understand!!!

    by JaimeFoxx

    They're the same person! <br> <br> MEGAN FOX AND MICHAEL BAY ARE THE SAME PERSON!!

  • May 20, 2010, 9:23 a.m. CST

    "100% Medically Accurate!"

    by JaimeFoxx

    Any of these women are leaps and bounds better looking than Megan Fox anyway. <br> <br> And they're all biodegradable!

  • May 20, 2010, 9:28 a.m. CST

    none of these ladies are wearing much clothing

    by smudgewhat

    that is all

  • May 20, 2010, 9:30 a.m. CST

    sigh...

    by HoboCode

    Fuck you Bay.

  • May 20, 2010, 9:33 a.m. CST

    right, her career is over now because Michael Bay fired her

    by smackfu

    Because Michael Bay is an esteemed, respected filmmaker, amirite? Imo, this makes her more respectable. Also, it's no secret that Bay's just being a dick because she wasn't afraid to say his movie didn't make sense. A lot of people in Hollywood will have the attitude of 'yeah, what Bay did to you was a total petty dick move'. This guy has no friends, only people who want to ride his coattails to the bank. Michael Bay not liking you would have zero effect on your film prospects in Hollywood.

  • May 20, 2010, 9:35 a.m. CST

    Megan Fox practically begged to get fired...

    by jawsfan

    ...when behaved like such a diva during the shooting of the 2nd movie and later mouthed off against the director in public. Sorry Megan, but Hotties of the Month are a dime a dozen. You're about to learn a harsh lesson in how difficult it can be to sustain career longevity if all you can do is look sexy and choose mediocre material. Cast my vote for Jessica Lowndes (or Brooklyn Decker if she wears that outfit).

  • May 20, 2010, 9:38 a.m. CST

    No Megan Fox ass or breasts in 3-D.

    by jawsfan

    Okay, THAT kinda sucks.

  • May 20, 2010, 9:41 a.m. CST

    Sadly...

    by JaimeFoxx

    Megan Fox owes her "acting career" to Michael Bay. And yea the guy sucks as a director, but it doesn't change the fact that she owes everything to him. <br> <br> I have no respect for the girl for getting a huge ego and then getting fired. And you don't need Miss Cleo to predict where Miss Fox is going to go from here. <br> <br> That's right... Nowhere, mon.

  • May 20, 2010, 9:51 a.m. CST

    danm that was a nice story!

    by clustercuss

    you guys should post more pics of hot chix! was not expecting that wootwoot!

  • May 20, 2010, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Sasha Grey

    by DarkhawkPrime

    Her and Shia are about the same age, and she's been in over 1,000 movies. She just acted for Soderbergh (sp) and she's on Entourage. Get her now before her asking price goes up.

  • May 20, 2010, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Sasha Grey F'kin Rocks!

    by JaimeFoxx

  • May 20, 2010, 10:07 a.m. CST

    it was only a matter of time...

    by yabory

    she bit the hand that bit her...soon she'll be doing sci-fi shows on the SciFi channel. plus, has she proven she can even act?

  • May 20, 2010, 10:14 a.m. CST

    Isnt a Brooklyn Decker

    by deelzbub

    where you hang your ass out a window, or off the side of a parking garage, and take a shit on the sidewalk below?

  • May 20, 2010, 10:17 a.m. CST

    Gotta be Amber Heard

    by Dreadlock Holmes

    She's hotter than Megan Fox and Shia should have a blonde this time. Change things up.

  • May 20, 2010, 10:23 a.m. CST

    Time for a reboot

    by Sw0rdfish

    As has been suggested, put Betty White in for Megan Fox. Think of that checking under the hood scene, with Betty in too-tight and too-short shorts....a shirt knoted and showing belly.... I'll be back; I must shower now.

  • May 20, 2010, 10:31 a.m. CST

    get the annoying chick from the Progressive commercials

    by turketron_2

    Do it.

  • May 20, 2010, 10:31 a.m. CST

    Lots of pretty ladies but...

    by Kremzeek

    We all know it's gonna come down to which one Bay thinks was best in bed.

  • May 20, 2010, 10:31 a.m. CST

    Dude, i wanna shower just to wash off the vomit

    by Dreadlock Holmes

    Betty White? Ugh.

  • May 20, 2010, 10:42 a.m. CST

    Bay's goign to fuck them all and then choose

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

  • May 20, 2010, 10:56 a.m. CST

    and I cant wait for the mexican and gay transformers in this one

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

    You know they're coming.

  • May 20, 2010, 10:57 a.m. CST

    My opinion: fire Shia as well...

    by AsimovLives

    ... and cast any two of the girls shown above. Then made them be lesbian lovers. The robots will still be secondary to the procedings, since it's still Mickey Bay in control, but at least the human action will be interesting, for once.

  • May 20, 2010, 10:59 a.m. CST

    AICN Talkbackers Hate Megan Fox

    by cymbalta4thedevil

    Because her Thumbs are Bigger than your Cocks.

  • May 20, 2010, 11:05 a.m. CST

    I'd hate to see Gemma Anterthon in a Mickey Bay movie

    by AsimovLives

    Be it one of his TRASHFORMERS bullshit or anything else. The man is terrible at filming beautiful actresses. He makes them all look like white trash heroin addicts skanks. Women always look their worst in a Bay movie. He man is completly clueless about what's beauty in a woman, and how to present them. His notion of female beauty and hotness is of a illiterate malnurished white trash 12 years old son of a cheap crack addicted whore who suffers from a serious very bad case of oedipus complex.<br><br>I would hate to see the beautiful, classical theater trained with a great diction, and definatly talented Gemma Anterthon be wasted on a Mickey Bay shitty movie. Talk about a waste of a good thing.

  • May 20, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Not to post off topic or anything...

    by PROF IKAMONO

    ... but I'm back. Is there still anybody here who would even remember?

  • May 20, 2010, 11:10 a.m. CST

    I don't think Bay is going to even bother to have Mikaela killed

    by AsimovLives

    The 3rd movie will not even bother to mention her. Or if so, then it will be just a side remark and be done with it. It will be Bay's own way to show his despise for Megan Fox.

  • May 20, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Hate for Megan Fox

    by JaimeFoxx

    is well warranted. Megan Fox love, on the other hand...

  • May 20, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Fox was that franchise's best special effect.

    by Knuckleduster

    Bad choice, Bay. But I'm happy for Megan. She'll move on to better things. Hell, she gave the best performance in Transformers 2 (not that there was a lot of competition).

  • May 20, 2010, 11:19 a.m. CST

    And I don't see her moving on to better things,

    by JaimeFoxx

    but then again Shia gets cast in non-Bay movies and he's worse AND unattractive... so it's possible.

  • May 20, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    The thing is....

    by Amazing Maurice

    By NOT having Megan Fox in TF3, it already makes it seem like a shit movie.<P>Not because she's a great actress (LOL). But because the core characters won't be the same across all 3 movies.<P>Not that matters really, considering it'll just as fucking awful as the other two shitfests.

  • May 20, 2010, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Good decision, Megan.

    by Mr Gorilla

    I've loved how her interviews have shown her to be all too aware of the sexist tripe that is TRANSFORMERS 2. I'm glad she went on the record saying as much. Michael Bay should not be depicting women in that way in a film for 10-year-old boys. Leaning provocatively over cars and bikes; being generally dumb and characterless etc... He makes the likes of Princess Leia and Marion Ravenwood look like feminist icons. WELL DONE MEGAN.

  • May 20, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Sascha Grey FTW!

    by ebonic_plague

    There is something sublimely perfect about a real pr0n actress starring in a Michael Bay movie about oil-pissing robots.

  • May 20, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Megan foxes penis is bigger than Michael Bay's.

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

    And yes he reads these talkbacks..you heard us big boy...Sascha Grey is majority choice

  • May 20, 2010, 11:48 a.m. CST

    to paraphrase david cross...

    by readyoufool

    We have freedom and this is what we've chosen to use it for? Well then I fucking hate our freedom too. The "Taken"-esque gallery of women for sale above is especially creepy. Also, I believe you forgot to list the geek pedophile's typical go to girls. The Harry Potter girl, Dakota fanning, kick-ass girl, suri cruise. Your creepy bullshit factor is staggering.

  • May 20, 2010, 11:54 a.m. CST

    Open Letter To Steven Spielberg:

    by Media Messiah

    <BR><BR> Open Letter To Steven Spielberg: <BR><BR> Dear Mr. Spielberg, <BR><BR> Yes Men…that is the problem with Hollywood these days, and most businesses–look at the collapse of Wallstreet, and how government regulators allowed sub-prime loans to sink the U.S. and world economies–-and as a result, we are now in the middle of a worldwide, and undeclared, second Great Depression, yes...you heard it right, a second Great Depression, for this is not a recession, but there go the yes men convincing us that it is just that, the latter, and everyone just simply goes along with it; and such is the problem with the Indiana Jones films, all of them, save for the original "Raiders", have been lackluster, to just plain bad. Alas, and unfortunately so, you Mr. Spielberg...have allowed George Lucas to deliver less than stellar scripts for the series, so as to not offend a friend, and that led to an increasingly lessened quality, and quality control, of the films in the Indy franchise, finally leading to this last installment, and Shia LaBeouf’s…truthful comments. <BR><BR> For once, in a long-time, in Hollywood, someone has decided not to play yes man, as those that did who signed the pro “Free Roman Polanski” petition at this year’s Cannes Film Festival. I think it rather refreshing that Shia stated his opinion, that being the truth, about "Indy 4", and the same of Ms. Fox, concerning Michael Bay. As stated by rapper/poet John Forte, “There are too many yes man inside the business”…and ironically, he voiced this view in song, just before the fall of the music industry. Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox are casualties of the truth. Better to hang the boy who said "the king has no clothes", than to be a wise king, and do the right thing, by running your kingdom properly in the first place. You, Mr. Spielberg, and your collaborators, Lucas, and Mr. Bay, respectively, needed to be called-out for your lacking films of recent years, and methods of ignoring what is wrong with those very films. Your employees respect you because they like you, or they like their jobs, and not losing them, but if fear is how you maintain your rule, it is by that fear that you will lose it, your kingdoms, as those who you need--to tell you the truth, when you are making mistakes, do not. The Yes Men win, for a time, but most of us, including you, lose. You should be thanking Shia today, and even Ms. Fox, not trying to interdict their accurate opinions--or threatening blacklistings, as is the current climate, apparantly? <BR><BR> In Ms. Fox’ case, it is not okay to say she dislikes Michael Bay, enough to fire her, but it is okay for Mr. Bay to date a porn actress and attend a graphic porn awards show with that actress (a known fact), and then he is rewarded for his bad behavior by being asked to direct and produce the family film franchise which is "The Transformers", really? <BR><BR> Shia and Fox are your real friends here, Mr. Spielberg, because they exhibit great integrity in having an opinion, where others simply lie and manipulate. Whoopi didn't tell you that Indy 4, quite frankly, was not a good film--however, Shia did, and even you know that this kid told you the truth, in your heart, whether it hurts, or you want to hear it, is up to you, but real friends try to help, often by speaking a truth in forums that will allow you to hear it, when behind closed doors, or on the phone, you may just dismiss their concerns, not out of arrogance, but out of simple convenience, besides, the yes men, and yes women, are telling you, that you got everything right, in the first place, so why should you listen to those few who really care, that dare to offer a contrary opinion? Put away your blacklist, and dare to listen!!!

  • May 20, 2010, 11:55 a.m. CST

    M. Fox getting fired of TRASHFORMERS might came as a relief

    by AsimovLives

    for her. If it was her refusing to make the next movie, she would be in breach of contract and forced to pay a lofty indemnity. This way, she gets off the hook. She might even gain the sympathy vote from her peers and the rest of the Hollywood community. Maybe she even manipulated the whole situation so that it would be Bay, Spielberg and Dreamworks to make the move, and not her, and get rid of a shackling obligation. And chances are, she will be seen as the victim and she will end up being better seen then Bay. Becasue the truth is, in Hollywood, everybody hates Bay. Everybody. Even Spielberg. If stories are true, spielberg got this close to fire Bay's ass right with the first TRASHFORMERS movie. But the commercial sucess of the movie, which did indeed surpassed expectations, and the fact half the world went braindead moron gay on Bay, praising him for his stupid movie, even people who should know better like roger Ebert, gave Bay a leverage that ruined Spielberg's decision to fire Bay. The sucess of TRASHFORMERS 2 again gave Bay the high ground. The fucker is a leech that doesn't let go, no matter how hard you try to kill it.<br><br>now, if only Megan Fox had a fall back plan, as in, actualy acting talent that she could show off and get her roles for other movies, including indies! A hard road ahead of her. Looks can only take you so far.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    Wow...these Bay/Trannyformers tb's are fun!!!

    by Darth Macchio

    Holy shit right? All kinds of opinions and all kinds of verbal shitting on faces! It's hilarious! Some people claim people ragging this or that girl obviously have never been laid or seen naked female flesh in person without paying for it. Others claim this person is the asshole! No, that person is the asshole! No, it's THIS person that just screams asshole and you're an asshole for not seeing it!<p>There is nothing so sweet as mindless TB fighting in the afternoon!<p>As to my lobbed feces: I say this is bad for the franchise as, good actor or not, she's definitely a highlight of eye candy in these dreadful, shit infused movies and without her bodily distractions, more people might notice the sheer lack of anything approaching something that might be engaging as far as cinema is concerned.<p>And jeeze but will you guys lay off Shia already? Is the guy really that bad? I've seen a number of things he's done and not one time was he annoying (to me) nor was any lack of skill evident to take me out of the film. I do hesitate to see Indy4 as I hear it's very very bad and without knowing personally, i can imagine it's not as bad as it's made out to be. But I still think it's kinda shitty for Shia to take the blame when the blame cannot be his alone.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:04 p.m. CST

    SASHA GREY IS

    by JaimeFoxx

    "100% MEDICALLY ACCURATE!"

  • May 20, 2010, 12:05 p.m. CST

    According to Bay's buttboy Nelson, the choice has been made.

    by Ganymede3001

    According to that faggot scum Nelson, the chick is allegedly hotter than Megan. And this story is like 2 weeks old.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:06 p.m. CST

    Nothing is better than TF talkbacks..

    by Ganymede3001

    Believe it.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:07 p.m. CST

    DAMN YOU OUTLAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

    by J-Dizzle

    God I love that Outlaw quote.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:08 p.m. CST

    Megan stood naked in the cool California morning...

    by conspiracy

    she shivered as she stared up at the 15ft tall lower torso of "Bumble Bee", "the usual Bay run through" she thought, "naked...full props...that's Bay" Megan was exhausted, last night had been a long one for Fox, being used for hours by Bay and his handlers Spielberg and Lucas; their stink still hung heavy in her nostrils and her thumbs still ached from being the focus of Lucas oral fixation; but it was worth it for Megan...for once again she was On Set...once again starring in the base, shitty vehicle that launched her career and would hopefully cleanse her of the failure of Jennifer's Body and put her back at #1 in Maxim. Being a whore came naturally to Megan; but the Fame made the degradation all the more tolerable.</p><p>"Micheal....are we going to do the fucking scene already...I'm fucking freezing here" Megan whined to the leather clad director. Bay sat in his chair...sunglasses tight on his face, his leather vest opened to reveal the gold pendant hung around his neck...his favorite one actually, an erect penis penetrating a sideways Dollar symbol. "Shuuuut UP already....Fuck!" Bay shouted back, "Fuck that ignorant bitch can whine...didn't complain this much when I was pouring hot wax on her asshole last night" he thought. Michael took a sip of the strong Irish Coffee in his hand and looked around at his hand picked skeleton crew, giving a wink to the effects master on set that morning..."Let's do the scene Jeff..." Bay said, "Ok Megan...this is just a run through...you know the drill" Megan had no clue what this scene involved...the scrip shoved at her as she arrived just outlined a scene with Bumble Bee...he had a problem with his lubrication mechanism that could be fatal if Mikaela could not fix it with her mechanical skills. "odd..." Megan thought, "Why does is call for me to exhibit Panic..and scream for this?"</p><p>"Ok...quiet, effects stand by...Megan you ready?...Ok...lets go..and...Action" Megan took her acting seriously, fucking amateur as it was and did her best to simulate a look of Panic as she stared up at the massive prop before her. Within seconds of "action" Megan her a whirring sound emit from the giant robot before her...and a large flap slowly begin to fold down.</p><p> "What the Fuuuuuuuk!" Megan thought; before her extended a giant gleaming gold robot phallus...at least 8' long and twice as thick as anything she had ever taken before, Megan was stunned, shocked, and oddly aroused. "Bumble Bee....my God...your Lubricator....how can I help!" Megan screamed in her best fake panic voice; a high pitched whine emitted from behind the costly prop, a cue for Megan to scream. Megan screamed at the top of her lungs..her eyes and mouth wide as she stared up at the monster fake robot and it's now oddly twitching giant robot cock</p><p>Suddenly, from the throbbing metallic members firehose sized orifice gushed a hot stream a bright yellow fluid, it's hot stream hitting Megan directly in the mouth. "Good fucking AIM Jeff..." Roared Bay in laughter, " Keep screaming baby..you want to stay on this set you'll take it!" Megans eyes stung..and the force of the bitter fluid threatened to knock her down...but scream she did. "I Know this taste..." as the salty bitter stream started to ease, "Oh my God it's REAL PISS!" Megan turned away from her robotic golden shower and stormed towards Bay. "Baby...don't get mad...you're used to it..and Real Piss is cheaper than the fake stuff from effects...only took a couple of days and some beer to collect it from the guys". Megan heaved...hot piss still dripped drom her face and hair...her make-up gone, "You fucker..." she screamed at Bay,"if this is what you want from me...I demand an extra point" Megan wasn't sure what that meant...but she had heard her last agent ask for it after she washed Michael Ferrari. Michael looked at her and sighed..."Ya know baby...I just don't think our relationship can go on...I just don't think you are the right girl for this part anymore". And that was it...in an instant her fame evaporated like crack in a pipe; her heart pounded as she knew the next stop was the Dennys on Sunset, working afternoons at Spearmint Rhino, or heading back the "The Ranch" in Nevada. She felt sick. "Get the bitch off set..."Bay chuckled...knowing that he had made this choice months ago, he took a sip of his coffee.."Sorry Meg..; Tell ya what. You can still come by and wash my car if you need some scratch down the line...no hard feelings baby" And with that Michael Bay, director to the masses, chosen spawn of Spielberg walked away from the 3rd best pussy he had ever had.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:09 p.m. CST

    Zoe Saldana would be a great addition!

    by themastadon

    She is both a fantastic actress and very beautiful. She has my vote!

  • May 20, 2010, 12:19 p.m. CST

    Abandoned by Mikela, Sam turns to Maggie for comfort

    by Timstuff

    Remember? She was the hot Australian computer hacker in the first movie played by Rachael Taylor. Goodbye trailer park princess, hello Australian sun goddess!

  • May 20, 2010, 12:27 p.m. CST

    Fox a flash in the pan?

    by Sithtastic

    Seems that way. Like far too many a diva before her, she has allowed her feud with a director to cost her career. I can't say I mourn her passing.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:28 p.m. CST

    Why does everyone think Megan Fox got the short end of the stick

    by Angelus_420

    From what I've seen of casting it looks as thought Transformers 3 is going to be worse than the last two movies were. There will be more humans and even less robots and without Fox then whats the point of even watching Transformers 3. The only good thing about the last two movies was Megan Fox so I don't see how not having her in the movie is a good thing/

  • May 20, 2010, 12:33 p.m. CST

    There was another australian sun goddess in TRASHFORMERS 2

    by AsimovLives

    Isabel Lucas. And as usual, Bay didn't knew how to shoot her and make her look her best. Again, he tried to pu his usual slut look on an actress from his movie. I have seen Isabel Lucas in other movie,s and she looks much better then in TF2. And funny enough, her true looks makes her of the girl-next-door type, not "skunk slut" type that Bay made her look in TF2. Truly, Bay is completly clueless as to how to film the ladies.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:38 p.m. CST

    The only decent actress on the list is...

    by MyScreenplayWasRejected

    Zoe Saldana. I vote for the decent actress over the rest of the bimbos.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox thanks Bay for letting her go...

    by AsimovLives

    ... from the enslavish contract she had with the TRAHSFORMERS franchise. Bay might think he's punishing her, but in truth, he might have just give Fox the biggest favour in her professional career, even bigger then when he hired her for the first movie.<br><br>Really, i suspect that Bay has been played by Megan Fox. He just did what Fox wanted, with little to no harm to her. She already got the paychecks, and she leaves the TRASHFORMERS franchise without having to pay an indempnity for breach of contract. If anything, Dreamworks might even have to pay Fox for early breach. It's she who will get the indemnity, very likely. She gets out, and gets payed. You know, contrary to popular belief, this Megan Fox girl might be quite smart after all. Acting talent, another matter.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Josh Brolin should play a young version of the Beef

    by I_shot_Cyrus

  • May 20, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    MyScreenplayWasRejected

    by AsimovLives

    You kidding? Zoe might be ther most popular of the moment, but more talented? That would be Gemma anterthon, by the way. As for Zoe, she's starting to get on my nerves. Her only roles she has played is the "black princess", the "too hot for you, nigga" she plays again and again. Talk about one note. She is lovely,and she might evne be a nice girl, but hell, she is very one note, even if covered in blue CGI. The way i see it, Zoe is more hype then show.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Bay dropped her for story reasons

    by moviemaniac-7

    Maybe she didn't say kaboom?

  • May 20, 2010, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Gemma Arterton. ARTERTON.

    by ebonic_plague

    Reading is fundamental, people. The More You Know...

  • May 20, 2010, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Yeah, using story reason for a decision concerning TRASHFORMERS

    by AsimovLives

    This is how stupid the people responsible for TRASHFORMERS think we are. Even the people who liked the TRASHFORMERS movies don't like them because of the so-called story! Really, how much of a moron do this people think we are? It's insulting!

  • May 20, 2010, 12:53 p.m. CST

    They might as well use religious reasons for firing Megan Fox

    by AsimovLives

    It would make much more sense then "story reasons".

  • May 20, 2010, 12:56 p.m. CST

    Replacing Shai in the role of Sam Witwicky...

    by Jaka

    ...Jonathan Lipnicki. <P>Transformers 3, starring Jonathan Lipnicki as Sam Witwicky.<P>That popped into my head as I was falling asleep. Pretty annoying, actually.

  • May 20, 2010, 12:56 p.m. CST

    Same with Bob Orci and Alex Kurtzman

    by AsimovLives

    Yeah, they left TRASHFORMERS because they didn't wanted to risk being stale! Give me a break! Well, if avoiding being stale is the reason, they are 10 years too late!

  • May 20, 2010, 1:14 p.m. CST

    Asimov

    by rogueleader66

    You are correct in your assessment of people who like TF films, well IMO anyways. I liked the first, enjoyed the second in a "its so bad but i cant help but enjoy it anyway" mode, mainly because I know what to expect from Bay, and story is not one, just an excuse for action is all that's needed for a Bay movie, a thin enough plot to get to the next action sequence. If you go to a Bay film looking for story, you probably think Freddy Got Fingered is a good movie LOL.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:14 p.m. CST

    Gemma Arterton is the hottest girl up there

    by SithMenace

    by far. She puts Megan Fox to shame. <p>Btw, Megan Fox's 15 minutes are apparently coming to an end. Thank God.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Jebus, Merrick's turned into DannyGloversDickBlood

    by Asimov_Lives

    Not safe for Work warnings please!!!

  • May 20, 2010, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Here is a crazy idea

    by elBox

    maybe Mikey should hire an actress that can act. <p> Also... I'm already getting burnt out on Zoe Saldana. She can't be in everything! Right? Unless... she's more than one person....?

  • May 20, 2010, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Transformers will be awesome

    by Ganymede3001

    Make no mistake. At least the robot action will be. ROTF knocked them off of their high horses. I recently watched both movies last weekend. I couldn't believe the same team made the first one. It's infinitely better.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:17 p.m. CST

    I'm on Megan's side with all this

    by Asimov_Lives

    Even a talentless bimbo realizes how much of a soulless hack Bay is.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Zoe

    by rogueleader66

    I agree she is kind of an "it" girl at the moment, taking big flashy roles, she needs to do something that shows she can really pull off something.....not so flashy. I think she has been good in what I have seen her in so far, but still, what she has done has not required boatloads of talent...not to say she has no talent, but she has yet to truly display it IMO. Here's to hoping she will because she sure is easy on the eyes.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Zoe has been in four fucking movies.

    by Ganymede3001

    Sheezus Christ some of you are completely clueless.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:19 p.m. CST

    The internet: The downfall of workplace productivity

    by Jaka

    And what's not safe for work about any of those pics? Maybe Brooklyn Decker, but the rest of them, they're clothed. lol

  • May 20, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Jaka, you're right, I'm at work right now.

    by Ganymede3001

    Oh shit, here comes my boss. He's caught me 3 times already today.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Zoe has been in four non-challenging movies...

    by Jaka

    ...and they've all been released pretty recently. She just needs to go away until the next Trek. I swear I'm must be getting old or something. There was a time when actors and actresses actually had to work for years and years to prove their salt. Sure, there was the occasional quick "star", but they often faded just as fast. Now, because you can see a million pictures of any hot actress on the internet they're suddenly the most famous, should be in everything, hottest on the planet, etc. etc. Zoe hasn't done shit yet and she's already over saturated the geek movie genre. Star Trek, Avatar and The Losers. Please, let her rest. lol Apologies for the rant.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Ganymede3001, I'm not hating

    by Jaka

    I looked at far worse (more than once) when I still had a boss in a position to check such things. I've also worked at places where they didn't care what you did online so long as it wasn't porn and your work was still getting done. I used to stream the NASA space shuttle missions and keep them 'always on top' right in the middle/top of my monitor. While I was doing that the rest of the office was addicted to online Scrabble.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:26 p.m. CST

    I 69th the vote for Sasha Grey...

    by conspiracy

    Honestly, that dead eyed, ass licking, cum guzzling, often air tight chick is the hottest thing on the planet right now. Like you highschool crush turned out and trained by Peter North. Simply Perfect for this role...

  • May 20, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    If you wanna look at Porn and Movie sites at work...

    by conspiracy

    do what I did...become the General Manager.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Dude, it took ZOE years to get the roles..

    by Ganymede3001

    That were only relegated to lilly White Girls. She'd be a fool to turn down any the movies she's recently appeared in. She's made it that much easier for other women of color for years to come.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:30 p.m. CST

    Oh..and Megan WILL NOT end up on TV...

    by conspiracy

    TV actors can't be covered in cheap stripper tats as you can't cgi them out like they currently do for Megan.</p><p>Between her mouth, lazy acting, and slutty hot yet atrocious "Body Art" she had all but made herself unemployable anywhere but at The Body Shop.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    Camilla Belle is easily the homeliest chick up there

    by SithMenace

    Yikes. No wonder she was in a caveman movie.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Right, how'd that work out for Halle Berry?

    by Jaka

    I understand she's been working for many years. Cool. I'm glad she's finally found some success WITH A STRING OF VERY RECENT MOVIES. All of which reside somewhere in geek culture. Transformers 3 would be a silly move for her, especially with the next Star Trek AND Columbiana still forthcoming. Enough with the string of geek/action rolls.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:39 p.m. CST

    Oh, and Sasha Grey, really?

    by Jaka

    She will never be a non-porn actress. First of all, The Girlfriend Experience was a complete bore. Second, although her ass is specTACULAR! I can't look at her face without thinking of all the really, REALLY nasty things I've seen her do in porn. I mean, damn! lol

  • May 20, 2010, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Girlfriend Experience was a total bore

    by Asimov_Lives

    How can you have Sasha Grey in an R-rated movie and not have a nude scene? Soderbergh is a schumck

  • May 20, 2010, 1:45 p.m. CST

    The Michael Bay screen test involves...

    by scriptgirl_nipples

    letting him snort lines & lines of cocaine off their asses. While he watches 10 dollar hookers oil up their naked bodies.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:49 p.m. CST

    So I finally watched Battle Royale

    by JackSlater4

    and even though the subtitles were very poorly translated, grammatically inaccurate, and sometimes cut off the screen, and the transfer was horrible overall, that movie fucking rocked and is awesome and I need the blu ray to be relased asap!<P> And is part 2 shit?

  • May 20, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    And the winner is.......

    by bobbofatz

    the audience.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:53 p.m. CST

    Megan Fox should play a prostitue so she can get an oscar

    by JackSlater4

  • May 20, 2010, 1:55 p.m. CST

    Jaka...Sasha is the FUTURE of Film...

    by conspiracy

    and actress who does not need a body double, doesn't need to fake a love scene, and who will work for scale as she can make more than getting points by fluffing the crew for $50 a pop between takes.</p><p>Sasha really is the perfect girl...Professional, Natural and Nasty. A Dream.

  • May 20, 2010, 1:56 p.m. CST

    Daddy would you like some sausages?

    by Jaka

    Daddy would you like some sausages?

  • May 20, 2010, 2:02 p.m. CST

    rogueleader66

    by AsimovLives

    Don't you think that this notion of "i don't expect a good thing from Bay so i'll enjoy it anyway" is just a little bit too weird? Really, this is something i don't get at all. Is this the so-called "so bad it's good" thing? Call me conservaqtive, but for me, there's either good movies or bad movies. Good movies i enjoy, bad, not so much. I can laugh at a bad movie, but i don't laugh with it, if you know what i mean. And this notion that Michael Bay is a shit filmmaker is one reason to not give him any leeway, instead of giving him lots.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:04 p.m. CST

    "what you expect, it's Michael Bay"...

    by AsimovLives

    ... is one of the most puzzling thing i ever seen in my life. Really, what's to expect from Michael Bay? Or from any other filmmaker, for that matter? Well, how about some good movies? Anything else is unacceptable.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Asimov you're fighting a losing battle

    by Asimov_Lives

    Why would Bay make a good movie when people are going to pay to go see it anyway and it makes a half a billion dollars? Iron Man 2 is a pale comparison of the first and yet no one seems to mind. It's still raking it in. What incentive does Favreau have for making a decent film? Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake!" Well, I say, "Let them eat shite!"

  • May 20, 2010, 2:30 p.m. CST

    My vote is for Jessica Lowndes. Or Julianne Hough.

    by Snake Foreskin

    Okay, Julianne can't act, but she is super-cute to look at. I always hated Megan Fox. She is the epitome of the skanky ho and not even close to being as hot or sexy as she obviously thinks she is. And she has nothing going on upstairs at all. Complete and utter wastrel. The truth is, no matter who they get as the love interest, the film will suck because it won't be true to the tone of the original cartoons. The robots will still look like shit, there will be a ton of boring and impossible-to-follow action sequences, and the script will be tripe. Just like the last two. Might as well cast Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie. Or Kirsten Dunst. Any way you slice it, the film will suck ass.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    Asimov_Lives

    by AsimovLives

    I understand your reasoning, but i still have the passion. I'll not let my arms down that easily and not so soon. And thankfully, there's till some filmmakers out there that still believe in consumer satisfaction, that they achieve that by making the best movie they can. Can you understand then why i'm so looking foward for INCEPTION?

  • May 20, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    JackSlater4: Yes, Battle Royale 2 SUCKS

    by turketron_2

    Part 1: Brilliant. I need to watch it again as I haven't seen it in about 6 years. Part 2 blows a bag of dicks, I don't think my friends and I even finished it as we were bored out of our minds. Don't say I didn't warn you.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST

    Actually, I'd like to see Kat Dennings...

    by Snake Foreskin

    Same age as Shia, very fun onscreen. They would have interesting chemistry. And she is a way better actress, and more likely to go out with a guy like Shia. Yes?

  • May 20, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    re: the really REALLY nasty things Sasha Grey's done

    by turketron_2

    Haha, so true. I couldn't take her seriously in an real movie... which is why Bayformers 3 is perfect for her! Any time there's a stupid scene in that movie and I start to zone out, I can remind myself that I once saw the female lead swallow a dirty creampie that dripped from the bottom of her brown skinned co-star in another film. Glorious.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    Would the two Asimov's please stop that mess!

    by Jaka

    It hurts the melon.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:40 p.m. CST

    And the robot action in the two TRASHFORMERS movie...

    by AsimovLives

    ... was horrible. I know some people still use that robot action to justify their enjoyment of the otherwise horrible pieces of shit that are Bay's TRASHFORMERS movie. Howeve,r i have to disagrew with the notuion the robot action are this movies saving graces. Like everythign else in Bay's movies, the robot action is also shit. It's eithetr misguided uses of shakycam for no good reason at all, or it's just a bunch of very thigh close ups on badly over-designed robots that you can't tell if you are looking at the head or the ass, or there's this hystircally very busy lots of stuff happening at the same time that defeats any atempt to understand what the fuck is going on. Maybe some people get enthralled just because a lot of blurry shit is moving very fast onscreen, they get triggered by it. Me, i find that uninvolting, and ultimatly, boring like hell. The rare ocasions Bay slows down, or should i say, uses a slow motion shot, it looks so damn gratitious it defeats it's own porpose.<br><br>Frankly, i have seen directors shotting two people talk at a table which is far more exciting then whatever CGI and over-edited action nonsense that Bay can pull out of his ass. The man is the total definition of FAIL.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Jaka

    by AsimovLives

    The more the merrier.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    How about finding somebody who can act?

    by darthvedder81

    And while you are at it finding someone who can write to do the screenplay! No, I'm crazy!

  • May 20, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Which girl i would chose?

    by AsimovLives

    I wouldn't want Gemma Anterton because she is too good for this shitty movies. She's out because she's too good.<br><br>I have a soft spot for Camille Belle, and because the first movie i saw her in was THE BALAD OF JACK AND ROSE, where at age 16 she matched in action with Daniel Day Lewis,i still think she's a far better actress then most give her credit. and he's gorgeaus. And she was already in a shitty blockbuster, the godawful 12,000BC. So, she's should be out too, for similiar reasons to Gemma.<br><br>Everything i have heard about Vanessa Hudgens paints her as a manipulative cold hearted cheatting bitch who is extremely self-centered and has no respect and regard for others feelings, and she manipulates people around her for her own gain. In her "innocent" looks, she is in fact a bitch form hell. She can go fuck herself. Maybe she would be perfect for Bayformers, she might be a match for Bay.<br><br>But if wer are realing talking about the right girl for the movie, then I would chose Emmanuelle Chriqui. I don't know how well she is as an actress, but she certainly is pretty, and she has that girl-next-door quality to her which i think makes for a much more interesting and believable match to Shia then the bombshell looks of Megan Fox. And never underestimate the sexual allure of a girl-next-door type. Because they look and feel real and approachable, they give the illusion that they are the type of girls one could have ourselves. This spices the imagination of the type of viewers that would be interested in watching a Transformers movie, be they boys or certain girls (natch!).

  • May 20, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Kat Dennings has just been cast! Awesome!

    by Snake Foreskin

    News at 11.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:58 p.m. CST

    darthvedder81

    by AsimovLives

    Acting talent is wasted in a Michael Bay movie. Even the actors that can act don't bother when they are in a Bay movie. They just collect the paycheck, mug for the camera some and get the hell out as fast as they can. In fact, it's spielberg's name that makes Bay can still attrack some talented and recognized actors for his movies. Bay's name alone would for him to make a movie with wholesome CGI characters, because no actor gladly want to suffer on Bay's hands, unless you are a bunch of stupid voice actors who are so clueless they perpectuate the most crass racial stereotypes known to mankind.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST

    Kat Dennings, really?

    by Jaka

    I like her quite a bit, so I have no hate. The way she speaks makes her sound a little nerdy, too. Which is more realistic for the Witster.

  • May 20, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST

    AsimovLives

    by SK229

    Agreed 100%. For me, the biggest defense of these movies, the effects, is a load of horseshit. I agree that what is THERE looks pretty fuckin' real from an FX standpoint, but if I can't tell what the fuck THERE is, how am I supposed to care? Or even get excited? The Transformers themselves in these movies look like moving, talking scrap metal heaps. I'm beginning to think it's so that ILM can charge a shit-load more money, because the designs could be greatly simplified and be a lot more interesting and entertaining to watch. One of the great things about 80's cartoons were the simplistic but effective and memorable designs of the characters. Same with Star Wars, Alien, Indiana Jones, Blade Runner, Gremlins... the list is fucking endless, but the movies are all 20+ years old. This is a LOST ART. I swear, you go on Deviantart and most people's portfolios are filled with the same overly busy shit when it comes to character and environment design. Either that or it's all a regurgitation of the characters we all love and know, but never anything original.<p>And I disagree with anyone who says this will ruin Fox's career... if I were a director who had some power and artistic credibility (Bay has ZERO), I'd probably be more interested in working with her now... I'm sure directors out there like Fincher or P.T. Anderson, who probably regard Bay as a hack, are quietly laughing to themselves that she said that shit and then his precious ego couldn't take it so he took her out of the sequel.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Or was that just wishful thinking Snake?

    by Jaka

    'Cause I can't find anything about it. Regardless, I wouldn't hate that choice.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:04 p.m. CST

    Hm. I have Defendor sitting here...

    by Jaka

    ...I think I shall go watch it.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:13 p.m. CST

    The mroe i think about te firing of Megan Fox...

    by AsimovLives

    ... the more i believe that Fox played Michael Bay to do what she wanted him to do. Bay was played by Fox. Fox manipulated Bay and played him like a violin, and all she needs was to buise his gigantically inflated hack-ego. Bay must be thinking that he was so clever in firing Fox, he must be thinking he showed her who's the daddy. But he just did her a favour. Now Fox is free from having to endure the hell that is to work with Bay. Bay gave Fox what she wanted ona silver plate. You know, Fox is actually quite a fox. She's cunning, that woman. And anybody who plays Michael Bay to their advantage has my respect. Well played, Miss Fox, well played.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST

    The Robot Action in TF1 & 2 was awesome, so was Star Trek.

    by Ganymede3001

    How do you like those apples?

  • May 20, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST

    by AsimovLives

    "The mroe i think about te firing of Megan Fox" = "The more i think of the firing of Megan Fox"

  • May 20, 2010, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Ganymede3001

    by AsimovLives

    Your apples are rotten.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    Over 2 billion in ticket sales, says they're pretty fresh..

    by Ganymede3001

    I can't wait for TF3, and Star Trek 2. JJ Abrams is fucking awesome. And the Phantom Menance fucking sucked.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Ganymede3001

    by AsimovLives

    That's all you can come up with, the report sheet? Who are you, an imaginationless accountant? You do freelancing accountancy for DreamWorks and Paramount? You look like of of those accountant dorks from BRAZIL. Fail, man, fail.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:42 p.m. CST

    What is this a list of every slammin actress

    by Phategod2

    under 30.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Phategod2

    by AsimovLives

    More like a list of young actresses naive enough to consider the idea of working for a Mickey Bay movie. Except Vanessa Hughens, she's a royal bitch.

  • May 20, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST

    KAT DENNINGS HAS GREAT BOOBAGE

    by J-Dizzle

    That chick has an awesome pair of hooters, and great dick sucking lips! Good choice for TF3. Shia LeBeef must be rubbing his hands together with glee!

  • May 20, 2010, 4:05 p.m. CST

    Not that I wouldn't be surprised if it was marketing, but

    by turketron_2

    Do you really think that no Fox in this movie would equal less money? If anything, I think it might make less this time around because hopefully a lot of people realize how shit transformers 2 was, and now won't give a shit about catching the 3rd one in theaters (yeah right). If they get some other hot girl and throw her in the movie instead of Fox, it won't make a damn difference. All they'll need to do is have Bay camera fuck some dime piece whose glistening with sweat for the trailer, and you got the same effect as Megan Fox.

  • May 20, 2010, 4:07 p.m. CST

    Kat Dennings...is it me or...

    by Darth Macchio

    ...did she have like gargantua boobies in 40yoV? Her voice grated like a chalkboard razor (for the part) but she seems to have far more personality than Megan Fox.<p>But holy shit I was having flashbacks of Jennifer Love Hewitt in the boobs-stravaganza but horrible "I still know what you did last summer" piece of crap while watching 40yoV (which is a very good movie actually!).

  • May 20, 2010, 4:08 p.m. CST

    Hell, BETTER to get a new actress

    by turketron_2

    Then you potentially get word of mouth from guys telling their friends that <girl> is even hotter than Megan Fox. "Nuh Uh, no way", and they'll go see it, and then argue about it, and on and on.

  • May 20, 2010, 4:12 p.m. CST

    Shia gets a transformer girlfriend named Megantron

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

    ok that was bad even for me :(

  • May 20, 2010, 4:12 p.m. CST

    Anna Paquin just cast as Kat Dennings' love interest!

    by Snake Foreskin

    This just keeps getting weirder and weirder. I'll keep you posted once I've heard more. Wow.

  • May 20, 2010, 4:13 p.m. CST

    I checked out Kat Dennings and she's too good

    by AsimovLives

    She's too good to be in a Mickey Bay's movie. I wouldn't want such a hell for such a young lady.

  • May 20, 2010, 4:13 p.m. CST

    The actress that passes out first from Bay's roofies gets the ro

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

  • May 20, 2010, 4:15 p.m. CST

    get the hot redhead from True Blood

    by turketron_2

    nah, too good for shitformers

  • May 20, 2010, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Who should replace Megan Fox? Mickey Bay himself

    by AsimovLives

    And he should subject himself the the same degrating shit that he made Fox go through in the previous movies. Bay wouldn't last five minutes.

  • May 20, 2010, 4:22 p.m. CST

    ...ASI, tell me how you REALLY feel.. XD

    by VADER77

    ... lol

  • May 20, 2010, 4:25 p.m. CST

    VADER77

    by AsimovLives

    Well, i can always try harder.

  • May 20, 2010, 4:26 p.m. CST

    SHE'S PERFECT FOR A BAY MOVIE, ASIMOV

    by J-Dizzle

    Just picture her running in slomo *bouncy bouncy bouncy*

  • May 20, 2010, 4:27 p.m. CST

    Transformers 1&2 and Star Trek

    by JackSlater4

    were both epic fun action masterpieces with great effects. I would love to see JJ's Transformers and Bay's Star Trek later on down the line.

  • May 20, 2010, 4:31 p.m. CST

    Asimov, BO #'s trumps your subjectivity....

    by Ganymede3001

    And I've already wasted enough time trying to assit you in exercising the negative energy vortex you're encapsulated yourself in. The only thing I can do is share my opinion. And my opionion, and 90% of the critics on RT, says that Star Trek is awesome. As for the TF's, the fans have spoken as well. It's a cult phenomenon. But aren't you from Australia or something like that? That would explain why you have no connection to the TF's, like us Americans do.

  • May 20, 2010, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Transformers 2 is a better looking and sounding blu-ray than Ava

    by JackSlater4

    I don't care what anyone else says

  • May 20, 2010, 4:35 p.m. CST

    tar, and has better action

    by JackSlater4

  • May 20, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    Star Trek 2009 was the high water mark for the franchise

    by JackSlater4

  • May 20, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    Nothing looks better than Avatar on a Sony Bravia XBR

    by Ganymede3001

    I actually enjoyed the movie more at home thanin IMAX 3-D. ROTF, sucked, I only watch the Optimus Prime fights. Howver, the Robots do look awesome.

  • May 20, 2010, 4:42 p.m. CST

    CNN says MFox left TF3 not fired

    by mistergreen

  • May 20, 2010, 4:50 p.m. CST

    Oh sure she left, And none of GF's ever dumped me.

    by Ganymede3001

    I actually dumped them, I was tired of getting blowjobs. Believe me?

  • May 20, 2010, 4:52 p.m. CST

    are you the Same Ganymede

    by Phategod2

    That hated Pt2 and thought the Transformers was key to getting a Macross movie made hows that plan working out for you.

  • May 20, 2010, 4:53 p.m. CST

    I just have a lolely Bravia KDL

    by JackSlater4

    but I got the Wal-Mart exclusive Revenge of Fallen, where the IMAX scenes fill the screen, like with The Dark Knight, and it's sweet.

  • May 20, 2010, 4:57 p.m. CST

    As an AMerican who grew up in the 80's allow me to say

    by Phategod2

    that Transformers 1 & 2 where complete and utter shit.

  • May 20, 2010, 5 p.m. CST

    TF Fans Demand Fresh Vag...

    by conspiracy

    face it...Megan is long in the snatch as Hollywood Fap material goes...teen boys will pay evem MORE to see a HOTTER NEW chick prance around the CGI bots and explosions.</p><p>Mr. Bay...Go with someone with a "D" cup...D cups in slow motion=$$$$$

  • May 20, 2010, 5:05 p.m. CST

    As an American, TF1 was awesome,

    by Ganymede3001

    And yes, it's not if, it's when will the Macross movie be made.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST

    Megan was GONE ...

    by conspiracy

    the minute she opened her clueless mouth and bit the hand that made her more than just a perpetual casting couch cum receptical. Bay just let her cling to her delusion of grandure as long as he could to maximize the Total Destruction of her ego.</p><p>RIght now she is most probably self mutilating while Brian Austin Green is nursing a panic attack due to the the gravy train detrailing.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST

    What do you mean???

    by Juggernaut125

    That whole "I Love You" speech LaBeef gave at the end of the last movie wasn't enough to keep the two of them together forever?? What happened to the romance between them? God, I don't know WHAT to believe in any more, if I can't believe the movie magical tale of love amongst the giant robots.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:09 p.m. CST

    Someone may have said this already

    by JackSlater4

    but I think Robert Rodriguez should scoop her up for Fire and Ice

  • May 20, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    and all this talk about her career being over is stupid

    by JackSlater4

    http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1639644/20100520/story.jhtml<P> I am definitely on board with the Mickey Rourke, Bill Murray movie

  • May 20, 2010, 5:14 p.m. CST

    Defendor was pretty good

    by Jaka

    Way more of a R rated movie than I was expecting. And it didn't end how I expected AT ALL. Interesting concept overall, but it still fell just a little bit off of being great. Definitely made me think of Kick-Ass a little bit differently, though.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:17 p.m. CST

    EMANUELLE CHRIQUI!

    by D.Vader

    Or Brooklyn Decker, since we went to the same high school, albeit separated by a few years, unfortunately.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    the question is will it be Directed by

    by Phategod2

    Paul WS anderson and made with a $75 mil budget.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:20 p.m. CST

    Foxy better hope Jonah Hexx is a big movie.

    by fiester

    She has a lot riding on that all of a sudden. I bet she'll be slutting it up on the interview rounds.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:21 p.m. CST

    The Megan Fox: An endangered species

    by surgeonviper

    Poor Megan was scheduled to show up but the thing is her character was killed off in the first ten minutes of the script. Megatron tears her head off and fondles her breast like an addled schoolboy. This send Sam Widwikey on a quest for revenge. I'm dead serious. When she learned of this on the set Bay smiled in her face and tipped his glass of 211 malt liquor at her. She stormed out of the trailer listening o wild hyena like laughter emminating from the trailer. Soon as she made her way through the crew they began to chase her down the street pointing and looking at the hideous animal known as Megan Fox.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Ganymede3001

    by AsimovLives

    When you write a post, do you think what you wrote first, or you just use a random word generator?

  • May 20, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Ganymede3001, you know, it actually makes sense...

    by AsimovLives

    ... that you would like a Mickey Bay's movie. It makes a lot of sense.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:31 p.m. CST

    and as an american, you shame your people

    by AsimovLives

    Your George Dumbya Bush stitch is not working anymore. No, really, it's not.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    It really should be Gemma

    by JackSlater4

    Between Megan's toe thumb, Shia's mangled fake fingers, and Gemma's extra fingers I'd be willing to bet none of them could pick up a Optimus Prime toy and go from Robot to truck

  • May 20, 2010, 5:46 p.m. CST

    BETTY WHITE just got a Transforners 3 role

    by RPLocke

  • May 20, 2010, 5:46 p.m. CST

    surgeonviper...Bay would never swill the Steel Reserve

    by conspiracy

    that fucker is OG and tipples the O.E. HG 800

  • May 20, 2010, 5:46 p.m. CST

    This is definately a male thing ladies

    by surgeonviper

    I will be honest there is something about her i just don't respect. She doesn't know how to play the gentlemans game and in business it pisses people off to have to associate with someone who is trying to make it in there world and shes badmouthing the fuck out of you... And then she wants a free hand out. Fuck you biatch. She deserves to go her own way. Bay shouldn't try to chase her all over Hollywood if that is what his plan is but it's entirely up to him. Strong women like to pick fights with strong men. And that is dangerous cause a strong man won't put up with the same shit the rest of us do.

  • May 20, 2010, 5:57 p.m. CST

    conspiracy... O.E. no shitt

    by surgeonviper

    He's my new favorite dog.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:08 p.m. CST

    It Seems Like Every Other Day, Zoe Saldana Is...

    by Media Messiah

    ...in a new movie; "Fuck the quality of it, just show me the paycheck", and it is hurting her stock. She is officially the new Sam Jackson and Jude Law. Remember when they were in every movie that was coming-out, just a few years ago, it seemed--and it hurt their careers? They are both lucky to, only now, of the last year, find themselves rebounding from that. Greed can kill a career when you don't pick your films wisely!!!

  • Since when does a guy who looks like that, pull hot ass like the chicks above?

  • May 20, 2010, 6:13 p.m. CST

    Media STFU, she's been 3 big budget movies!

    by Ganymede3001

    So please cut the fucking shit. You're trying to accuse her of being Robert Deniro or Samuel L Jackson. Here's the link to her IMDB page. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0757855/

  • May 20, 2010, 6:16 p.m. CST

    It makes more sense that Asimov likes Phantom Menance.

    by Ganymede3001

    So please, you're credibily is shit here bud. No matter how many posts you make. I'll never forget to remind everyone that you actually defend the Phantom Menance. So please STFU already.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:18 p.m. CST

    You can't really compare Sam Jackson to anyone

    by JackSlater4

    I don't think he turns anything down ever, and is always good even if the movie is bad.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:19 p.m. CST

    I"m disappointed in you people...

    by conspiracy

    as it looks like this fucker isn't gonna break 1000 posts.</p><p>Back when Fucking Professionals roamed AICN this bastard would have been off the charts by now.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:19 p.m. CST

    Fox Gotta Eat

    by CellarDweller

    Megan is selling her pubic hair on Ebay as we speak!

  • May 20, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST

    Zoe Saldana????

    by surgeonviper

    I like her why did she get dragged into this? And besides if your gonna talk about her what about Sam Worthington.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST

    and the Phantom Menace is better than Star Wars '77

    by JackSlater4

  • May 20, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST

    Everyone should stop obsessing over ZOE, she'll never get the pa

    by Ganymede3001

    Merrick just through that name in there because AICN is known for always obsessing over why Black Actors shouldn't get certain parts. So he knew it would start a backlash, just like every other Black actor who dares to step out of their designated demogrpahic.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:24 p.m. CST

    CellarDweller...Really?

    by conspiracy

    I'd have thought that got ripped off about the same time as her hymen...say about 15-16 years ago or so.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:25 p.m. CST

    haha Conspiracy arrived with a new story

    by ominus

    now thats what i am talking about

  • May 20, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Hit Girl to replace Megan

    by ominus

    why the hell not?

  • May 20, 2010, 6:28 p.m. CST

    btw Gemma's ass-shots are worthy successors to Megan's

    by ominus

    enjoy: <p>http://bit.ly/c9MXeL

  • May 20, 2010, 6:29 p.m. CST

    Asimov

    by surgeonviper

    Asimov huh... Liked Phantom Menace... Really. What you got to say about that bud?

  • May 20, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    If you liked either of the TF movies...

    by TedKordLives

    ...I have no respect for you at all. <P> Just thought you should know.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:33 p.m. CST

    ominus..Hit Girl? Careful Brother...

    by conspiracy

    Hit Girl leads to Pedo geeks, Pedo Geeks leads to Fun Talk BAcks, Fun Talk Backs lead to BAnnings.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:34 p.m. CST

    Yeah Asimov says we're all wrong about TPM.

    by Ganymede3001

    I can't believe he has the audacity to lecture us about quality filmaking.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:34 p.m. CST

    Helloooooooo nurse!

    by JackSlater4

  • May 20, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    And fuckhead Bay should stay the fuck away

    by ominus

    from my blue princess-goddess.you hear that you turdface?

  • May 20, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    Roger Ebert liked TF1, so fuck you too.

    by Ganymede3001

    I rather be in his company than a nameless fucking internet wankers.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:43 p.m. CST

    Critics are tools of the establishment.

    by TedKordLives

    Fuck Roger Ebert.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:44 p.m. CST

    Ganymede3001

    by AsimovLives

    So now you are reduced to pull shit out of your ass? Well, it's not suprising, you do really like Bay's TRASHFORMERS movies. It's telling.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:47 p.m. CST

    I could go for a Michael Bay Blue Beetle movie

    by JackSlater4

    If it wasn't such a tenth tier character, it might have a shot at happening.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:47 p.m. CST

    Conspiracy...

    by CellarDweller

    Nobody said they were 100%, home-grown, authentic Megan Fox pubes. She probably just dyed her boyfriend's pubes or maybe she buys them in bulk from the porn industry...where she'll soon be working.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:50 p.m. CST

    JackSlater4

    by TedKordLives

    Cool handle. <P> Terrible idea.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:50 p.m. CST

    Roger Ebert earned his respect!

    by Ganymede3001

    He's shitted on a plethora of big budget hollywood films. He's no fucking yes man. I'm very proud to be in his company.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:51 p.m. CST

    wait.... WHAT?

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    Asimov liked Phantom Menace? The same Asimov who spends 1/3 of his waking life on this website bashing Star Trek and JJ Abrams??? LOL!

  • May 20, 2010, 6:53 p.m. CST

    Asimov. Why is the Phantom Menace better than Star Trek?

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    I have a pretty good idea why you feel this way but I gotta hear it from you buddy.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:53 p.m. CST

    surgeonviper

    by AsimovLives

    And you believed that shit? Naive much? I mean, you believed the words of a guy who thinks TRASHFORMERS 2 is a good movie. Think about it.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:55 p.m. CST

    If AsimovLives likes Phantom Menace he should like Star Trek

    by JackSlater4

    It borrowed heavily from Star Wars, right down to there's always a bigger fish

  • May 20, 2010, 6:55 p.m. CST

    LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTIO N

    by AsimovLives

    You too beleived that shit? What is this, a contest to see who is the most naive in believing the words of somebody who loves TRASHFORMERS 2? What's the hell is wrong with this picture, dude?

  • May 20, 2010, 6:57 p.m. CST

    JackSlater4

    by AsimovLives

    Joining the party too? What is this shit, the happy party of the those who believe any shit thrown at them? Let me guess, you voted for George W. Bush, didn't you? TWICE!

  • May 20, 2010, 6:57 p.m. CST

    TedKordLives

    by JackSlater4

    It's cool, I was just baiting you because I lke Transformers.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    lol Asimov lets be honest here

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    your taste in films is a little screwy. Plus you're a wanna be intellectual who probably gets off on George Lucas's attempt at a complex story with many subplots and subtext and a fleshed out political science fiction reality. You probably creamed your underpants at the Phantom Menace opening day, completely unaware that it was a shitty movie.

  • May 20, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    Ganymede3001, you lying sack

    by AsimovLives

    When lacking argument,s you pull a lying shit out of your ass. Typical attitude from anybody who loved Bay's TRASHFORMERS movies, actually. It all makes sense. There's no low a Gay For Bay will go. They are the George Dumbya Bush of geekdom. Like you.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:01 p.m. CST

    All you guys who believed Ganymede3001...

    by AsimovLives

    ... i have the Brooklyn Bridge to sell. Interested?

  • May 20, 2010, 7:01 p.m. CST

    You didn't like two of the best modern science fiction

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    movies, Transformers(which was excellent) and Star Trek(even better.) So you OBVIOUSLY are a Phantom Menace fan. Big Time.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    I don't vote

    by JackSlater4

    But I love Star Trek 2009, both Transformers movies, all 4 Terminator movies, all 4 Die Hards and all 6 parts of Star Wars.<P> And all Godfathers (though III significantly less than the other two.)

  • May 20, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    JackSLater is too cool

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    SN and TF?! HO YEA!!!

  • May 20, 2010, 7:03 p.m. CST

    LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTIO N

    by AsimovLives

    Admit it, you were lead by a lying fuck. you bought it line, hook and sink without thinking. and what are you trying to do now, saving face? You wee played a fool by that lying Gay For Bay Ganymede3001. You were fooled. It's Ganymede3001 you should be mad at, for being played. Got it?

  • May 20, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Yeah Jack, I figured as much.

    by TedKordLives

    Which is why I didn't go all Asi on you.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    best part of Trek./.. lens flare!

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    seriously, i enjoyed those the most on second viewing... everythin else, na... i guess im just not a fan of anythin wit STAR in the title

  • May 20, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    "Trashformers" is approaching "Twilight Trek"

    by JackSlater4

    levels of repetition from AsimovLives

  • May 20, 2010, 7:06 p.m. CST

    I need extra lens flare in the next one

    by JackSlater4

    I would also appreciate if they throw in a mech suit

  • May 20, 2010, 7:06 p.m. CST

    What are you trying to do now, Asimov?

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    Saving face? You are a cornered rat. We got you on the run. You are a Phantom Menace fanatic, you have a lifesize Jar Jar Binks sculpture in your bedroom and a poster of the young Anakin with a golden frame above your bed, which is the shape of a plastic racing pod.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:07 p.m. CST

    JackSlater4

    by AsimovLives

    Oh, you don't vote!!! And that's supposed to make you look better? Really? What's the matter, democracy too much trouble for you?<br><br>And i love when the Bayfans come up with THE GODFATHER and lie about liking it, to pretend they have some legitimacy in their opinions about movies. It's always the GODFATHER they come up with. Son, that shit got old in 1998, it doesn't fool anybody. You are 12 years too late.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:09 p.m. CST

    your entire house looks like the 30 year old virgin

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    except EVERYTHING is Phantom Menace memorabilia. I am 100% certain that this is the cold hard truth.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:09 p.m. CST

    LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTIO N

    by AsimovLives

    OK, i get it, you are like Ganymede3001, you pull shit out of your ass in lieu of an argument. What a loser! As they say, EPIC FAIL!

  • May 20, 2010, 7:09 p.m. CST

    I really do not understand how TF is excellent.

    by TedKordLives

    In any way at all. It fails on every level. From the script on up it is a terrible, terrible movie. I honestly think it was designed to make people less intelligent with every viewing. <P> Sadly, it seems to be working.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:10 p.m. CST

    Asimov, you know how I know you're gay?

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    You think the Phantom Menace is better than Star Trek.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:10 p.m. CST

    answer the question Asimov.

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    WHAT MOVIE IS BETTER??? THE PHANTOM MENACE OR STAR TREK? ANSWER ME PUNK

  • May 20, 2010, 7:11 p.m. CST

    Pulling shit out of their asses:

    by AsimovLives

    The way of the loser. As examplefied by Ganymede3001 and LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION.<br><br>FAIL!

  • May 20, 2010, 7:11 p.m. CST

    the script was cheesy, so what. it was an entertaining action mo

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    with badass special effects and action scenes. And the sound was also top notch.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST

    ANSWER THE QUESTION PUNK

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    ANSWER ME!!!!!!!

  • May 20, 2010, 7:13 p.m. CST

    LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTIO N

    by AsimovLives

    Here's the answer: two wrongs do not make a right. Can you compreend that notion?<br><br>OK, here's another answer more to your level: THE PHANTOM MENACE sucks as much as you do. And that's a lot, boy!

  • May 20, 2010, 7:14 p.m. CST

    the script was cheesy but I liked the story

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

  • May 20, 2010, 7:15 p.m. CST

    LIES

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    Asimov you are a Phantom Menace fanatic, and you're too much of a pussy to admit it in front of the geek community. Grow a pair of balls and admit you giggled every time Jar Jar Binks spoke.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:16 p.m. CST

    hahaha

    by surgeonviper

    L O S E R

  • May 20, 2010, 7:16 p.m. CST

    The Phantom Menace is better

    by JackSlater4

    but Star Trek is great also, because they got a director who is not a Trekkie or even a fan but is a big Star Wars fan, and has a passion for lens flare.<P> Also and excellent cast.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    lmao

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

  • May 20, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST

    That's not even what I was saying, moron.

    by TedKordLives

    You all disgust me. I wouldn't piss on ya to put out the fire.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST

    and I'm not saying that there aren't times

    by JackSlater4

    when Lucas zigged, when he should have zagged, but I love the entire saga.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:20 p.m. CST

    Were Alex Jones fans made retarded by fluoridation?

    by BurnHollywood

    infowars.com

  • May 20, 2010, 7:20 p.m. CST

    but now I do giggle everytime JarJar Binks speaks

    by JackSlater4

  • May 20, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    I get heart murmers

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

  • May 20, 2010, 7:23 p.m. CST

    I heard truthers are the biggest self abusers on the planet.

    by JackSlater4

    Like bigger than L.A.R.P. nerds

  • May 20, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    The Establishment Is In Full Blown Panic Over Rand Paul

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    www.prisonplanet.com

  • May 20, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    Is the dildo up Alex Jones butt an "inside job"?

    by BurnHollywood

    infowars.com

  • May 20, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    I dont' know, IS IT?

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    infowars.com

  • May 20, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Is Twinkie Centipede more disgusting than Human Centipede?

    by JackSlater4

    chud.com

  • May 20, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    why is Phantom Menace way better than Star Trek?

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    asimovlives.com

  • May 20, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    Ron Paul nude pics hit the net; MSM shudders...

    by BurnHollywood

    What are they trying to hide?<p> http://tinyurl.com/rp-nude

  • May 20, 2010, 7:36 p.m. CST

    I can't believe this talkback moved away...

    by Jaka

    ...from the pointless discussion of random hot women. It's not so interesting, now.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:37 p.m. CST

    Don't replace her with anyone.

    by EastcoastAvenger

    One less side story no one really cares to see anyway. More Transfomers acting in a Transformers movie please.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:41 p.m. CST

    well.

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    I think Bay is being to limitted in his range of possible candidates. For example I think this chick is perfect to replace Fox: http://tinyurl.com/23o6t53

  • May 20, 2010, 7:41 p.m. CST

    heres the official pitch

    by surgeonviper

    When Sam Witwikeys girlfriend is torn apart by the venomous Megatron it sends young Sam on a quest of sexual awakenings in the arms of a sultry Gemma Arterton together they will fight for whats right! BOOM KAPLOW ZAP BOOOOOOOM TRANSFORMERS 3: MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!!!!!! MAN!!!!!! COMING THIS JULY TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

  • May 20, 2010, 7:43 p.m. CST

    This would be a suitable replacement

    by JackSlater4

    http://tinyurl.com/236fgcz

  • May 20, 2010, 7:44 p.m. CST

    Oh it's WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_ETC back again

    by ebonic_plague

    Attention banhammer, cleanup in aisle 4.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    how about this

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    opening scene: Megan Fox has taken Sam to a high class strip club for their 3 year anniversary. Sitting nearby is a Plaxico Burrs and his posse. A girl is giving Plaxico a lap dance and he tries to put his finger in her asshole. A fight with a bouncer ensues. Plaxico takes out his pistol and says "die motherfucker" and shoots the dude in the arm, the bullet goes through and hits Megan Fox right between the eyes. There is a panic, people start stampeding, and one of the strippers(insert hot young starlet in here, I don't give a fuck, you guys decide) grabs Sam by the hand and says LETS GO I KNOW A WAY and leads him out the back door, then bumblebee comes picks them up and she gives him a blowjob in the front seat. there.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:51 p.m. CST

    then Bumblebee plays that song STROKE ME STROKE ME

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    STROKE! STROKE!

  • May 20, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    TRANSFORMERS 3

    by surgeonviper

    LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTIO N that's fuckin brilliant what an opening.

  • May 20, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    Why the hell would anyone wish TF3 on a hot babe?!

    by BurnHollywood

    Misogyny? In that case, hire an expert in self-abuse, like Aria Giovanni or Dana Vespoli...

  • May 20, 2010, 7:53 p.m. CST

    See, that's my point.

    by TedKordLives

    That fucking sounds like something Bay would put in a TF movie if he could. It's all about the LCD.

  • May 20, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    But the GhettoBots are still on board, right?

    by Vesuvio

    I love those guys.<p> Can you imagine? A drive-by with no need for drivers, at all?

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  • May 20, 2010, 8:51 p.m. CST

    Oh, and Asimov also said AOTC was better than ROTJ!

    by Ganymede3001

    The worst movie out of the entire series! Folks, that's the type of lunacy we're dealing with here.

  • May 20, 2010, 8:54 p.m. CST

    Band of RoBrothers on Cybertron...Justin B. to play Rodimus

    by Boober

    With Tom Hanks as the lead Junkeon screaming "Ba-weep-gron-WEEP_NINNY-BON!!!" I'd think this were funny if it weren't really a possibility...

  • May 20, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    AOTC was o.k.

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

  • May 20, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    PS Darth Maul was the best part of TPM...

    by Boober

    And Lucas had him killed with the worst choreographed finishing move ever... Me 'sa say: "HOLY SH!T, we waited 20 yrs to have the Star Wars Mythos set back 20 yrs". TPM was core rot for the entirety of the property...

  • May 20, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    Oh, Gany

    by TedKordLives

    You're so cool. You totally got him there.

  • May 20, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    id grade the prequels in succession

    by LYNDSY_LOHANS_PROZAC_PRESCRIPTION

    F, B/B-, A

  • May 20, 2010, 9:17 p.m. CST

    Michael Bay declared Megan Fox AN OUUUUTLAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!

    by johndillingers20inchseveredcock

  • May 20, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    funny part

    by surgeonviper

    Megan fox will forever be known for this robot movie whereas when Shia labeef calls it a career this will e but a footnote. See at least he understands the gentleman's game.

  • May 20, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    Uhhh

    by malpaso

    There's a lot of fine ass on this list. Hough's body in that pic is criminal. But I vote Hudgens...

  • May 20, 2010, 9:50 p.m. CST

    For those who didn't know, TedKord = Asimov!!

    by Ganymede3001

    So he's basically agreeing with himself. What a fucking wanker.

  • May 20, 2010, 9:54 p.m. CST

    Oh please.

    by TedKordLives

    If you can find a typo in ANYTHING I've ever posted, I'll eat this monitor. <P> I couldn't MAKE myself write in the manner that Asi does. And I think it's sad that the only way you know how to troll is by spreading misinformation about your fellow TBers.

  • May 20, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    If you weren't such a moron, Gany...

    by TedKordLives

    ...You'd see that no one with half a brain cell would ever think me and Asi were the same dude. <P> Anyway, thanks for keeping me entertained while I tick off the last few hours of work.

  • May 20, 2010, 11:55 p.m. CST

    IF MICHAEL BAY WANTED TO BE F%$@#D UP HE WOULD

    by Meadowe

    just recast the role with Odette Yustman or someone who looks like mf. Personally I hope that's what ue does. I'm no fan of his, but I thinq that was really disrespeqtful for her to say those things about him even if he is "socially awqward" if I were her I wouldn't have acted so ungrateful.

  • May 21, 2010, 12:16 a.m. CST

    How about Brittany Murphy?

    by Chief Joseph

    Oh wait.

  • May 21, 2010, 1:24 a.m. CST

    No more love interest

    by avenger147

    If one of these chix is in the movie, dont make them a couple and all lovey dovey till after the 2h30 min epic robot saga

  • May 21, 2010, 2:12 a.m. CST

    I DON'T KNOW WHICH SIDE IS BEING TRUTHFUL BUT .....

    by Meadowe

    I do know that the last two fliqs have been abysmal.....if Marc Webb;s Spider-Man fliq is well received hopefully yhey'll give him the wheel to this franchise, too.

  • May 21, 2010, 2:21 a.m. CST

    Who the fuck cares?

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    As long as the robots are in...

  • May 21, 2010, 2:23 a.m. CST

    Ganymede3001

    by AsimovLives

    Compared to what? Your lunacy in mistaking TRASHFORMERS for good movies? Even most of thepeople who enjoyed them know they ate bad move,s they jut enjoy them on the "it's so bad it's good" attitude. You actually think those fucking movies are good. And you dare pontify on others? That's rich! And stop lying, you cunt. Why is it that all you Gays For Bay feel such a need to lie?

  • May 21, 2010, 2:26 a.m. CST

    iownyou

    by AsimovLives

    Thank you for the link.

  • May 21, 2010, 2:29 a.m. CST

    I love this part:

    by AsimovLives

    "Another individual close to the sequel's production told TheWrap that Bay "wants his actresses to look a certain way, and if they can't meet his absurd standards of beauty, he gets rid of them.""<br><br>Absurd standards? As in, Bay loves the ladies to look like white trash crack whore tramps. To even call that a standard is an insult to the definition of the word. And really, it's no small wonder that only very young actress are now in his movies, they don't know yet what a fucking jerk he is. Talk about naivité. And Spielberg still endures this shit? What is going on?

  • May 21, 2010, 2:31 a.m. CST

    they ate bad move,s = they are bad movies

    by AsimovLives

  • May 21, 2010, 2:49 a.m. CST

    Gany do you have ADD or do you think WE DO

    by Phategod2

    I remember when TF2 came out you where screaming bloody murder about how bad it was and now your on the Bay bandwagon. Give us a break look I hate Phantom Menace and I think all those damn Prequel movies suck and I love Star Trek but the Transformers thing is a fucking Travesty.

  • May 21, 2010, 4:22 a.m. CST

    I never said ROTF was good, so fuck off.

    by Ganymede3001

    However, Asimov, you did say that AOTC and the Phantom Menace were good films. That's why you should stop trying to push your opinions as facts. Phategod: I'm not on the Bay Bandwagon. I simply stated that I thoroughly enjoyed TF1, and hated TF2, however I did enjoy the little time in TF2 that the robots were actually on screen.

  • May 21, 2010, 6:23 a.m. CST

    Did anyone see that 50's Empire

    by Clash_at_Demonhead

    clip? That was pure genius. Made Star Wars seem cool again. I also fail to see how anything related to Transformers 3 is cool news. I sat in on a panel with the ILM crew from Transformers 2, and man they they take a rash of shit over the quality of the movie, and the ADD transformations. Eyeball-shredding effects don't make a good movie. They need a reboot with Transformers. It's sad that the cartoon is more watchable and has more depth.

  • May 21, 2010, 7:05 a.m. CST

    Ganymede3001

    by AsimovLives

    Nice try, trying to get off the hook now, Bay ass slave. It's not working, though. Go suck Bay's balls some more, Gay For Bay. And thanks for all your support of that fucking hack, idiot. Thank you for your contribution to the destruction of modern american cinema. You must be so fucking proud of yourself, little man.

  • May 21, 2010, 7:51 a.m. CST

    LOL

    by rogueleader66

    When anyone asked me about TF2, they would say "Was it good" and I'd respond "No it was not a good movie but I enjoyed it". Anyone who knows movies knows Bay is not a good film maker, I admit I like most of his movies for what they are but don't mistake them for grand film making. He provides what I sometimes need...mindless destruction. Although I have to say that IMO, The Rock is the closest he has come to actually making a "good" movie.

  • May 21, 2010, 8:01 a.m. CST

    rogueleader66

    by AsimovLives

    And to call The Rock good is to be very liberal with the definition of the word. I can almost understand your position, it might be something similiar to what i think and feel about Commando. At least you do know the difference, you do know the crap that Bay movies are. that's important. i just ask you, do Bay movies amuse you in that you take fun in mocking them? If so, i envy you. Becasue Bay's movies are so bad, i can't even have that kind of pleasure from them. Bay's movies defeat my capacity to be entertained.

  • May 21, 2010, 9:18 a.m. CST

    The Rock

    by DrGoodspeed

    is one of the BEST action movies of the 90's.

  • May 21, 2010, 10:03 a.m. CST

    I just can't see this being a conscious decision

    by BRUTICUS

    I bet she quit

  • May 21, 2010, 10:08 a.m. CST

    Asimov

    by rogueleader66

    I cant really pin down exactly why his movies amuse me. Now I have not seen The Island, so there's one of his I haven't seen, but honestly? I just don't know. I know in The Rock it was the 3 strong leads in Connery, Cage and Harris. For Bad Boys it was Smith and Lawrence's banter. Pearl Harbor....ehhhhh don't know why I liked it, but sue me I did...actually the PH attack sequence IMO was quite well done, the rest of the movie was pretty much Bay trying to out do Titanic which of course he didn't do. I guess what I am saying is that, foe me at least, there is usually something in Bay's movies that makes them worth watching for me. Granted, sometimes I gotta dig for those things, but I usually find them. Now I just have to see The Island to see if I find anything in that one.<P>You see, I am a fan of mindless entertainment, and Bay does that on a large scale. Like I have always maintained, he aint a GOOD film maker, but, and I know you and others hate this, his movies, for the most part, entertain me. Sure in a "they are so bad but they are watchable" way, but whatever.<P>Does this make me an undemanding movie fan? No I don't think so, I know some may think the opposite, but the difference with me is, I am smart enough to know the difference between entertaining junk and good entertainment, and guess what? Sometimes I a want mindless, doesn't make a lick of sense, but lots of shit blows up movie and who better to deliver that than Bay? The best worst film maker in Hollywood. <P>When I want good solid entertainment that has brains and doesn't require me to turn off my brain, I'll watch a Chris Nolan film, or a good thriller such as Seven, or good Sci-Fi like 2001. When I want trash, then I turn to guys like Bay and Emmerich. Although I have not seen 2012, but have not heard much good about it, but as I always do, I will give it a look, when I get around to it. Anyways, that's my take on why I enjoy bad movies. Carry on....

  • May 21, 2010, 10:37 a.m. CST

    "Bay and...Kruger et all are finishing up the script"

    by LaserPants

    These movies had scripts? Really? What were they "written" on? The back of coke mirrors?

  • May 21, 2010, 11:14 a.m. CST

    Regardless of what chick gets the pick..

    by Stalkeye

    ..TF3 is still destined to suck.<p>Mark<p>my<p>Wordsssssssss!!

  • May 21, 2010, 11:38 a.m. CST

    rogueleader66

    by AsimovLives

    How bad is 2012? It's TRASHFORMERS 2 bad.<br><br>Frankly, i see no use for a mindless movie like those that Bay does. It's one thing to make a simple movie whose major intention is to deliever an easy going trip to the theaters. Another is to make a deeply moronic stupid movie that treats the audiences as if they are brainless cash cows. Of the former, i count many movies i like. Of the later, i reject them and resent the filmakers who make them.<br><br>And contrary to what you say, the attack scene in PEARL HARBOR is one of the worst action scenes in the history of cinbema. You know why? Because it's an action scene. The attack is something that really happened. The scenes that depict it should be a DEPICTION of the attack. And not an excuse to show off action movie stuff. The attack scene shows a filmmaker without a sense of humanity in his heart, sould and mind. It bothers on psychopathy. What kind of a demented fuck would portait a real event as if it's a scene from the attack of the Death Star from THE RETURN OF THE JEDI? What kind of demented fuck would put airplanes do impossible stunts so to make the scenes more "exciting", when it's about a real event where people were killed and maimed and suffered? What kind of demented fuck would use a real terrible event as an excuse to show action bullshit stuff? To say that Bay made the attack mundane is an understatment. It's insulting, it's a spit in the eye of all those who suffered through it. And it's an insult to the audience's intelligence. When the guys of South Park said that Bay missed the mark, they were not being cute so they could make rhymes for a comedy song. To say Bay missed the mark is to be too nice to that shit ha made. What Bay did with his movie, and specially the Pearl Harbour attack, is the kind of stuff that only a completly heartless idiotic bastard would do, somebody completly divorced to the most basic notions of human decency. How that stuff could even be considered something that could be mistaken as entertaining is beyond baffling.

  • May 21, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    Stalkeye

    by AsimovLives

    This franchise was fucked the minute Bay was involved.

  • May 21, 2010, 11:42 a.m. CST

    Bay should get Kristin Kreuk

    by bobbofatz

    right after I am forced to break up with her.

  • May 21, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    Michael Bay did worse to our childhoods then Lucas!!

    by Tim Tringle

    At least lucas gave us 3 good Star Wars movies. Bay's first TF movie had only two good things going for it, Optimus Prime and Optimus Prime's original voice. The rest of those Autobots and Decepticons bear almost no resemblance to the cartoon or comics, hell even the toys that made them so popular. How to you fuck up something so easy as transformers. Same level of CGI and stop CHANGING SHIT!!! If they simply did almost ANY of the transformers storylines it would have worked out much better. Who cares if Megan Fox is in it, they should get Chris Nolan to do them all over anyway.

  • May 21, 2010, 11:58 a.m. CST

    In restrospect, you are correct Asi.

    by Stalkeye

    Although I was a bit skeptical going in,(Circa 2007's premiere of the first Transformers movie.)I was curious to see how "well" Mikey could pull it off and needless to say, it failed to live up to my expectations.<p>Now it's more than obvious that Bay is a glorified hack as the sequel is 3x worse.(I liked The Rock, mostly due to Connery and Harris perfeormance other than that, it was mostly a generic actioner.) Oh, and I fault Stevie boy just as much since the fucker failed to micro-manage both films.Spielberg lost it post The Minority Report and I have little interest or faith in any of his upcoming projects.

  • May 21, 2010, 12:21 p.m. CST

    MICHAEL BAY IS RAPING MY ADULTHOOD!!!

    by PROF IKAMONO

    Somebody needed to say it.

  • May 21, 2010, 12:31 p.m. CST

    By the fists of Bale

    by Faust_8

    you'll all pay

  • May 21, 2010, 12:32 p.m. CST

    Bay dropped Fox

    by Faust_8

    because he found out she has a dick

  • May 21, 2010, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Stalkeye

    by AsimovLives

    Like, you, i also saw the first TRASHFORMERS movie in the theaters because it looked like finally Bay was making a movie which was more to his particular "skills" as a filmmaker. I was still skeptical like hell, but so much word around going on about how this was the movie that Bay was born to make, and since it was produced by Spielberg, and with the rumours going on that Spielberg was being more hands down in the movie then he had been with THE ISLAND, and well, i just got curious. Even with my skepticism, i decided to give Bay a shot. He was not trying to make an important movie (TITANIC) or smart SF (THE ISLAND) or returning to any of his former movies, so, well, what the hell, let's see how this turns out. And the end result was, well, let me just say, it was business as usual for Bay. As in, he again delivered a complete retard piece of shit of a movie. It was the movie that proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Bay is completly unable to make movies in any genre whatsoever.<br><br>As for The Rock, i can't go easy on it just because it has some good acting jobs from some really cool actors. actually, cut "good acting". There's no good acting in The Rock,. all there is is very charismatic actors parading their charisma, blinding many to the fact that the director who's making the movie hasn't a fucking clue what the fuck he's doing. Like many i was hypnotized with the stellar star cast of the movie, but it's took me long to realise what a fucking moronic piece of shit The Rock is, good actors or not. Good actors alone do not a good movie make.

  • May 21, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    I AM NOT AN ANNOYING TALENTLESS WHORE!!!

    by Megan_Foxs_Tool_Box

    YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WILL WITNESS MY AWESOME ACTING CHOPS IN SKINEMAX'S RED SHOE DIARIES PART 69: THE REVENGE. <p> I AM A PROFESSIONAL ACTRESS, AND I WILL HAVE MY ENTOURAGE POUND YOUR FUCKING NOODLES INTO HAMBURGER ON MY HOLLYWOOD STAR. <P> AS AN ACTRESS, I HAVE DECIDED MY JOB IS TO FIRE MICHAEL BAY FOR HIS CONTINUED WITH THAT FUCKING RETARD DON MURPHY!!! <P> HEY MURPH-SIZZLER JUST CALLED TO CONFIRM YOUR RESERVATION FOR TWO-NO GUESTS. <P> I HAVE HAD IT PROFESSIONALLY WITH RACIST AND DEMEANING SCRIPTS THAT MAKE THE ENTIRE GENRE OF ACTING LOOK LIKE WE ARE JUST MEAT PUPPETS. <P> OH AND BY THE WAY-GOOD JOB AINT IT COOL NEWS-NOW YOU HAVE AGAIN DEWSCENDED TO NEW LOWS BY RIPPING OFF THE FORMAT OF AIBN. <P> THEIR SEXIST BULLSHIT NOT ONLY DEMEANS ME AS AN ACTRESS BUT THEY WERE DOING THAT SHIT A YEAR AGO. <P> SO TO ALL OF YOU INTERNET TYPING TROGLODYTES-YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!? <P> IT'S A COCK. <P> AND IT'S UP ALL OF YOUR ASSES. <P> FUCK OFF AND GO SUCK DONKEY DICKS DON MURPHY. I SAW YOU OGLING MY ASSETS MORE THAN ONCE.

  • May 21, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    If Jonah Hex is any good..

    by Stalkeye

    ..then Fox could give two shits about her firing.I predict Hex will eventually bomb, but the script cant be as weaksauce as both previous Transformers movies..right?!?

  • May 21, 2010, 1:17 p.m. CST

    They were never going to show Fox nude in TF 3

    by Tacom

    So honestly there was no where else for her character to go.

  • May 21, 2010, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Don Murphy is a fucking cunt.

    by Stuntcock Mike

    Ask Jane Hamsher. He tried to rape her in the back of a Craft Services truck during production of Natural Born Killers. <p> Arnon Milchan also suffered the same fate. <p> Murphy is currently working on a Human Centipede knockoff called: <p> Burrito Centipede: Murphy Sequence.

  • May 21, 2010, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Asi

    by Stalkeye

    There were some scenes that I did happen to enjoy for instance the standoff between the general's soldiers turned mercenaries, Mason's escape attempt from singing in the shower to the hairdresser saying "I hope you like your Hair"(LMMFAO),Tony Todd's memorable lines: "we stop being soldiers the minute we took hostages, I'm a mercenary and I wanna get paid" followed by "I want, my fucking money"!!,And The hints that Mason was actuaaly certain operative of "Her Majesty's Secret Service".<p>If anything Connery carried the film as well as what little Ed harris had to work with.Didja know that it was cage's idea for his character Goodspeed, to not cuss/swear. (WTF?)Needless to say, I didn't care for Cage's part in the film as his character was very lame (with dialog like; "You, You're the rocketman..") However the fucker made up for his previous dumb roles in Kick-Ass.<p>The Rock, where it stands is Bay's "best"(via the involvment of Simpson and Bruckheimer.) work as a matter of fact, I saw some guy outside my job sport the damn T-Shirt. So i guess it meant something to moviegoers to some extent.

  • May 21, 2010, 2:42 p.m. CST

    Replace a vacant trailer trash idiot with another vacant equal..

    by BadWaldosRevenge

    Hurrah, that's what T3 needs - a hot babe as wank material for the drooling fanboys in arrested development stage of adolescence. NOT.<p>Never bothered to see T2 because I read how bad the sequel is. I thought the first was okay but ridiculous. Michael Bay and producers can luxuriate in the fact big-effect POS movies with slick visuals bring in gazillions of money to take to the bank and laugh, while uttering P.T. Barnum's quip "there's a sucker born every minute". Millions of adolescents and young adults ready to line up for T3.

  • May 21, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST

    Stalkeye

    by AsimovLives

    It still is not enough for me. Again, as i said, a bunch of cool actors posturing macho poses is not enough for me to ignore the complete ineptitude that Bay shows in his directing. and never in thwe whole history of Holylwood has the american military forces been presented as a bunch of retard inept idiots was that movie. It's as if a taliban had writen and directed the movie. Fuck this movie, man.

  • May 21, 2010, 3:16 p.m. CST

    LMMAO That's a funny comparison Asi

    by Stalkeye

    RE:"and never in thwe whole history of Holylwood has the american military forces been presented as a bunch of retard inept idiots was that movie. It's as if a taliban had writen and directed the movie. " Maybe, maybe not.After all I think GIJoe ROC took the top honors for that one .

  • May 21, 2010, 3:21 p.m. CST

    Atleast Rambo(4) had more heart and soul

    by Stalkeye

    than say, The Rock which is moreso a popcorn flick than a more serious Military action film and a much better ending than say "Baby, I know who killed JFK"!<P>As for Megan, she should have known better than to call Bay (who's Jewish)Hitler.They kinda take that shit seriously y'know.

  • May 21, 2010, 4 p.m. CST

    none of these women gave me a boner

    by DioxholsterReturns

    wtf, there gotta be better choices out there

  • May 21, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    DioxholsterReturns is a fag

    by ominus

    ROFL :P

  • May 21, 2010, 6:02 p.m. CST

    Ms Pacman as a replacement for Megan

    by ominus

    make it so

  • May 21, 2010, 6:35 p.m. CST

    Asimov live hit the nail on the head

    by Phategod2

    In all of Bays "movies" from Bad Boys, to Armegeddon, to The Rock to Transformers he has the "very charismatic actors parading their charisma," There not acting just being themselves therefore every movie he does feels as though everything is just very poorly adlibbed.

  • May 22, 2010, 10:58 a.m. CST

    BAY MAKE THE GIRL CARLY STICK TO TRANSFORMERS LORE!!!

    by SuperWelling

    in tRansFormers LORE!! Spike"Sam' WITWICKY MARRIES CARLY AND HAS A SON NAMED DANIEL WITWITCKY!! FROM THE TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED MOVIE PLEASE DONT MAKE UP SOME STUPID NEW LOVE INTEREST MAKE IT FUCKING CARLY THE GIRL HE ENDS UP WITH AND MARRIES IN THE MYTHOS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • May 22, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    BAY MAKE THE GIRL CARLY STICK TO TRANSFORMERS LORE!!!

    by SuperWelling

    And Carly is a hot Blonde! Please No GEMMA ARTERTON BOoooooooooRING! MAKE IT CARLY AND A BLONDE JUST LIKE THE MYTHOS!!!

  • May 22, 2010, 11:12 a.m. CST

    PLEASE BE TRUE ABOUT KATIE CASSIDY AS CARLY WITWICKY!!

    by SuperWelling

    She would be Perfect As SAMS GIRLFRIEND/FUTURE WIFE IN TRANSFORMERS MOVIE MYTHOS!! GEMME ARTERTON IS DULL! KATIE ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!

  • May 23, 2010, 12:13 p.m. CST

    Lacey Turner

    by Relugus

    Lacey Turner could replace Megan and you would not need to change the character either. She looks alot like Megan but there's one big difference; Lacey is a brilliant actress. http://tinyurl.com/32qcdgw

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