May 14, 2010, 10:51 a.m. CST
May 14, 2010, 11:01 a.m. CST
It will unfortunately take 6-8 weeks till it arrives over here. :P
May 14, 2010, 11:26 a.m. CST
by Stuntcock Mike
I'm working on a short film but..... <p> a)It isn't badass. <p> b)I live in Canada. <p> Failure x 2.
May 14, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST
to call Harry a obese crippled shit stank cunt. Thanks and goodnight **tips the waitress**
May 14, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST
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May 14, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST
May 14, 2010, 12:04 p.m. CST
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
They just got no kind of code or nothing. They're the Marlo to ChickenGeorgeVII's Avon Barksdale
May 14, 2010, 12:42 p.m. CST
May 14, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST
seriously. Give us real news instead.
May 14, 2010, 1:22 p.m. CST
With all due respect, buddy, I've been writing here for ten years and this is my second acclaimed film book. You, according to Google, are possibly a vegan bass player from Brazil who has written a handful of brief, smartass talkbacks. Nothing wrong with that but between the two of us I'm pretty sure it's you who would have to be called "some douche."<p> But I forgive you anyway. Just consider not coming to a place for writing about movies and shitting on the very idea of writing about movies. People might mistake you for a douche.
May 14, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST
May 14, 2010, 3:08 p.m. CST
Fucking with Vern is like calling yourself a douchebag.
May 14, 2010, 3:09 p.m. CST
May 14, 2010, 4:12 p.m. CST
May 14, 2010, 6:01 p.m. CST
It makes more sense that way, at least.
May 14, 2010, 9:28 p.m. CST
May 14, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST
Always a pleasure reading your comments. <p> What's your thoughts on Seagal's appearance in Machete? Seen any of this flick yet?
May 14, 2010, 9:42 p.m. CST
Thankfully Vern has his own site now, so I've noticed a lot of the older, more normal talkbalkers have gone over there, and real film discussion can survive.
May 15, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST
Really why don't you go out and try film making instead of writing kiss ass reviews of fags who are too chickenshit to make their own art. But hey I'm the douche so fuck me. What do I know.
May 15, 2010, 1:36 a.m. CST
Way to be the fat kid from Stand by me. I guess your the nerd who wishes he'd fuck Mystique
May 15, 2010, 2:36 a.m. CST
I'm not sure what half of that is supposed to mean, but your English is better than my Portuegese so I forgive you. Just chill out though buddy, you're going around insulting me and gay people for no reason.<p> What I want you to do is find a mirror, look at yourself, and say YOU, CYRUS... YOU ARE SOMEBODY. And then I want you to go out there and act like it. You don't have to be like this anymore. You are a human being and you have a right to dignity. You can contribute something positive to the world. If you can't do it on the computer then unplug it and find a better way. We will miss you like a motherfucker but we will soldier on comforted by the knowledge that you're out there somewhere finally getting your shit together. For yourself, for your family, for mankind. And we will never forget you.<p> I guarantee you you are better than this. Believe me, I've been down in the dumps myself, but I pulled myself up out of the shit. With hard work and humility you can do it too. I'm not fuckin around, I believe in you. You can do this. We are all pulling for you.<p> thanks Cyrus
May 15, 2010, 3:14 a.m. CST
We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We CAN'T. <br> <br> Not on Rex Manning day.
May 15, 2010, 3:36 a.m. CST
by Rocco Curioso
Thou Shalt Not Rip On Vern In Talkback, lest he tear you into little bite-sized pieces.... Just DON'T DO IT!.<P>Seriously, dudes... it's tantamount to walking into a mosque and telling Allah to get stuffed. It is considered heresy 'round these parts.<P>Having made that crystal clear: I am now the proud owner of a first edition copy of "Yippee Ki-Yay Moviegoer!", and look forward to reading it with somewhat more patience than I did "Seagalogy" (tore through that masterpiece in 3 excellent days).
May 15, 2010, 10:24 a.m. CST
Your right, I've been spewing out all this venm when the real person I'm mad at most is myself. I wish I was more successful. I wish I had my own cool site where I could plug any piece of shit that came out my colon. And the fan boys would loveme for it. And if any of them ever got out of line I would destroy them in a way that make me look like the hero. Besides a book about what I think about movies isn't self congratulatory masturbation. It's just me stroking my cock.
May 15, 2010, 11:29 a.m. CST
Vern has written three books. I think that's probably about three more than the average AICN talkbacker. If you don't respect the man, then at least prove that you are better than he is. So check back with us when you've finished your fourth book. We'll be waiting. Happy writing.
May 15, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST
May 15, 2010, 2:19 p.m. CST
Apology accepted. It takes a real man to admit that you were wrong, especially when you were so hugely, embarrassingly wrong. But now your conscience can be clear. Like I said we're all pulling for you buddy. Good luck on your journey. Drop me a line if you ever need somebody just to listen or whatever.<p> your friend, Vern
May 15, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST
and have now ordered it. Great stuff, although I thought 300 sucked. I'm hoping you got Clive Owen in Shoot Em Up in there, cuz he is the epitome of badass in that movie <p><P>And nice troll destruction, as usual
May 16, 2010, 7:19 a.m. CST
You are a disease, and must fucking die!!!!
May 16, 2010, 11:17 a.m. CST
Of course it's only open to US citizens... Ahem... Screw you guys, I'm going home.
May 17, 2010, 1:03 p.m. CST
Vern brilliant book again! Finally got it after waiting a month. Bookstore in Canada had problems with the supplier or something? Have been reading Seagalogy for the last couple years. Makes me laugh everytime. This book I thought was only on Bruce Willis, but when I open up the cover and read the index I started laughing to know it reviews alot of my favorite movies. Wish it went into Van Damme a little more, but ruthlessreviews.com keeps me entertained. The Ninja Vengeance review is hilarious. Trying to find it now to watch. Id love to hear your thoughts on that sheit movie The Barbarians. Thanks again for a wicked book that will keep me entertained till you release a new one.
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