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So Sylvester Stallone just called...
Hey folks, Harry here. SO I just answered the phone, it was Sylvester Stallone calling... The conversation began with him loving on my ROBIN HOOD review. HEAD INFLATING. And then he said he wondered if you guys would be up for another go around of questions & answers with Sly. I said, "Of course my readers would love that." So look for that at some point this summer. Next I had to ask, "Sly, what's up with all this RAMBO V posters at Cannes?" Folks... As this was an unscheduled conversation - I won't be quoting Sly directly - but essentially... NO FUCKING WAY. Stallone told me in no uncertain terms - At the end of JOHN RAMBO - when he sees his home, those horses and he looks back at that road... for Sly, that was a road he is never walking down again. In August, he's doing an expanded edition of JOHN RAMBO that seems to be coming to Blu Ray and DVD - where he is putting back into the films - a few moments here and there that help with the finality of that film. Including a monologue, somewhere around the head of the film which will basically give everything John Rambo has left to say, that is, as of yet, unsaid. So what is going on with the RAMBO V posters at Cannes? Sly has no clue. When I floated the concept that it could be the rights holders trying to raise ludicrous funds to get Sly back in front of the camera. Sly said, "Maybe, but it ain't happening." He then told me that the folks behind those posters essentially said that if Sly didn't do it - someone else would. And Sly seems fine with that. So... it is possible that we'll see RAMBO again on screen... it just won't be with Sly. He's let go of the character, in terms of being on screen. That said, he's very happy with THE EXPENDABLES - and is finishing the film TODAY. He's head over heels for Brian Tyler's score, which we discussed briefly. Oh - and Austin - we could be having one helluva fun EXPENDABLES event. Just saying.
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May 13, 2010, 5:10 p.m. CST
also Those are Rambo IV posters!! the "I" is still visible
by theDannerDaliel
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Too bad he can't remake Rambo III to be less cartoony, though.
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...then I may actually really give a fuck...<p>PS: Dear Sly, I know you see this, but dont get upset... youre somewhat cool (for visiting here for one reason), but I was always a Arnie or Van Damme fan... cant even say I like any of your movies (BESIDES TANGO AND CASH)... but yea, team wit QT... you two could do beautiful things (maybe)
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and he said wouldn't do another RAMBO unless he could play the part as a ghost.
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May 13, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST
So The Expendables Will Get A Good Review Now?
by Raskolnikov_was_framed
I've been lead to believe that's how it works around here
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Rambo would turn into a shit sandwich kind of like that film currently being being made... what's it called? Oh yeah, Conan.
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and as soon as I realized who it was...I hung up immediately. Fucking hack.
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Let's see the young John Rambo in Vietnam and even before. Someone must do what JJ did with Star Trek.
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<p>The end. The Mexi jokes were funny while they lasted...<p> ps. Harry's ROBIN HOOD review was shit. Inflated head popped like Mr Katanga in LIVE AND LET DIE.
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Thank you Sly. Leave Rambo where it is. There is no need for another.
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It's the right call, the character has come full circle, and deserves a rest. I'm really excited to see that Rambo IV extended cut. Thank god there's at least one guy in hollywood who knows what he's doing.
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May 13, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST
Sly congratulates Harry on his Robin Hood review...
by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave
Sly says that Harry managed to capture the qualities of borderline illiteracy even more than when he was writing the Rocky Balboa character.
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Jon Favreau called me up crying meme to be replaced by...<p> Sylvester Stallone just called to say NO FUCKING WAY.
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There was no need for another film after First Blood. Remember that one? You know, the one that was actually a good movie? Maybe, MAYBE, you can justify the sequel since Sly took so many 'roids in the 80s and he needed to bring home some POWs, but after that it's all about the fucking money. Nothing else. But what do you really expect from the guy who turned Rocky Balboa into a joke with the countless money grabbing sequels?
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May 13, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST
Harry Sly, hates Liberals like you, he's only using you.
by Ganymede3001
He goes on Rush Limbaugh's show, predictably bashes liberals, then he extends his hand out to them when he needs to promote his movies.
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The storyline is very contemporary and, even better, the film, although well done of its type, isn't a classic, and that's the kind of thing Hollywood should be eyeballing when it comes to remakes. It's a B-plus bubblegum popper with some good performances and direction.
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Brilliant end to an icon. Really looking forward to the new DVD.
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I don't want them to reboot this. But they will. They definitely will.
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in a very short "article" I guess that confirms it, Harry is BFFs with sylvester stallone. We can all go home now.
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we need to have a premiere with a Statham vs Li cage match in front of the Paramount!
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that bloated little former 'roid junkie goes on Limbaugh's show? Wow, he's even worse than I thought. Fuck you, Sly. Fuck you and your shitty films. What the hell have you even done that's been REMOTELY watchable since the late 70s/VERY early 80s? Thirty years, jackass.
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Ugh, in this day in age it should be obvious. But it won't be called Rambo V.
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Does Mickey Rourke have prosthetic legs in IRON MAN 2?<P> Sylvester Stallone just called to say NO FUCKING WAY.
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He has a streak of sincerity you don't find in Hollywood, and apparently isn't as governed by money and avarice as so many hollywood whores are. <p> I don't think I could have any more respect for the man.
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So many cool things happen down there.
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Then I jerked off on my belly" ~Headgeek
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Is NIGHTMARE ON SHIT STREET remake as awesome as Harry claims it is?<p> Sylvester Stallone just called to say NO FUCKING WAY.
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now that would be interesting
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you know you want to do one more in 3D. Those Avatar numbers got to have you thinking..."what if?"
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Oh, yeah. When he was convicted in 2007 for smuggling human growth hormone into Australia, that was very sincere. He's a real hero.
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rock soundtrack by katy perry and 3 oh 3
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Nancy Meyer. It could have John Rambo running a coffee shop in northern California where he gets involved in a love triangle with two divorced women. Feel free to add to this.
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Peter Franks, they have pygmies in Australia. Sly was on a humanitarian mission. There's your answer now pls fuck off.
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He told me he would have his vengeance in this life or the next.
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So blase...Sly just called me up for a chat. I had to get back to him because I was reading an email from Jimmy Cameron and Quentin T was coming round for a few beers.
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Especially if it goes the Platinum Dunes route and gives him a fucking demystifying backstory with Young Trautman back in the shit.
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and said if Sly wouldn't do Rambo V, he would do it.
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Well, that makes perfect sense. Fucking idiot.
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...he wants his hairstyle back. Zing!
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I think his exact words were," WHAT the FUCK is going on here?!?!" Rambo without Stallone... take the kool aid and hitch a ride on that comet, everyone.
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May 13, 2010, 5:44 p.m. CST
Any Sci-Fi in Sly's future? LEGEND OF THE DUELIST would be perfe
by Monkey_King
the novel by Rutledge Etheridge details the exploits of an aging, Jedi-like assassin who has no equal and goes on to save the world from back-stabbing former friends and hairy, amoeba-like aliens. Haven't seen Sly in a Sci-fi film since JUDGE DREDD and it's high time he does. Dolph Lundgren, Jackie Chan, Jason Statham and Eva Green would be my additional casting suggestions. Make it happen Sly!
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...he wants his beef n' bean burritos back. Zang!
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...when they were tossing around that piece of shit Predator rip-off treatment. Fuckin' douche.
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and said she is willing to play Sly's love interest if he makes Rambo V
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Give Sly enough money and he'll do another Rambo, especially if The Expendables does not perform well. <p> Everything these Hollywood types say is always contingent on the moment and subject to change.
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What a class act! Thanks for checking in, sir.
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May 13, 2010, 5:48 p.m. CST
ripping on Crowe for being old......but 60 yo Sly can do no wron
by theDannerDaliel
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He said "the Expendables goody bag is in the mail, so the review better be GOOD."
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Would be interested in Sly's thoughts on his experience with Frazetta and his art.
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I enjoyed the last Rambo, but it has definitely run its course.
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speaking of which, have they confirmed bill murray in GB3?
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Phone calls, emails, BNAT participation, and shout outs get those lucky celebs all the good reviews. And if you're a lucky suck-of-a-dick you get a talkback account that shows up black.
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At least the roadrunner is fast.
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and that movie came out in fuckin' January! Blows my mind.
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...Your thoughts.
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I mean it has to be. Or not. But come on.
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And he has no idea why the world needs another Karate Kid movie. Also, he's still dead. :(
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Fits right up there with terrorists and all that shit!
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I love that Sly came back to his two iconic franchise characters -- it was amazing to see where the went, and say goodbye. I never imagined either franchise continuing. Both JOHN RAMBO and ROCKY BALBOA were victory laps.
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He saw Abom's scriptment in the other talkback, and 5 is back on.
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IS HE RAMBO ANGRY?
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I've been out of school for months and can't find work!!! Can you help me out?
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out of fear. That is a bad ass affect for a movie to have. <P> "Is this Burma"<P> "No, crazy American, this is Myanamar".
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if he always intended John Rambo to be the last, why the hell did he get into that stuff about Rambo fighting some genetic supersoldier that he wanted to do? He flat out said that was what he wanted to do, now he never intended to do Rambo V? Old guy's gettin' senile.
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Tell me that you're kidding that Rambo can go on without Sly? Rambo played by a different actor? Sly are you serious?
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Don't know if anyone has thought this before but from the moment I saw the last scene in Rambo 4 I thought it'd be great to have a 'Straw Dogs' type senario. Rambo gets home, meets his old man/sister/brother/whatever. But when the U.S. cops realise he's back there's a seige of sorts. Maybe they 'interfiere' with one of his family and we end up with a big Waco style stand off. Just a thought...
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follow the book closely, and I'd say even change the character's name away from Rambo.. totally distance it from Sly's series. There are no more action stars, so no reason to do a reboot of the Rambo character. But First Blood can be pulled off as a lower budget drama with some action scenes, as a "coming home from Iraq/Afghanistan" story. Just don't use Rambo.
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and he asked if there was any Ghostbusters 3 news.<p
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If the adapt the book faithfully, and kill the character off at the end (and make him as bug-fuck insane as the book).
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Would round off the franchise great by bringing it back to American soil...
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and he said he'd rented out that "Mutants" movie because he kept seeing it advertised on AICN, only to discover it was fucking French!<p>Sly can't read those subtitles too well and now he's PISSED.
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Instead of making another Rambo without Sly, they should just make a reboot and remake the first one. I'm fine with that.
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But I was kinda hoping to see a fifth one, that mexican border story sounded pretty good.
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...and Kurt Russell was laughing so hard in the background.
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May 13, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST
Who will play the Riddler in the sequel to "The Dark Knight"?
by dcsmith
http://tinyurl.com/378ew9n
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Rambo without Rambo ain't Rambo. S'all I'm saying.
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Or continue, rather.
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Rocky, or Die Hard or (fill in the blank). It could happen. My favorite Rambo movie is the first one. Solid story... nuff said.
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He says he still wants to finish his Q and A with the talkbackers from last time.
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...SLY and co. will have a SUMMER TENT-POLE EVENT SERIES ever 3 years. RAMBO and ROCKY are over. SLY ended both PERFECTLY. THE EXPENDABLES is SLY'S new CASH COW!
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No news on Ghostbusters 3, but he's excited to reprise his role as Munro, in CONGO 2: MONKEY BUSINESS!
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He says his Inglourious Basterds prequel will feature more big action stars than 'The Expendables'.
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He says he wants his old job back.
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It's coming...
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I hope so. Really, there's so much potential. Once Arnold's out of office, there could really be the Stallone-Schwarzenegger movie every child of the 80s has wanted, The Expendables should be a franchise mixing and matching various old and new action stars. Hell, throw The Rock in Expendables 2 along with Arnold, see if that can finally make him an action star. Also if there was any justice in the world someone would invent a time machine so we could just bring 80s Arnold and Sly to present day and make a Contra movie.
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He left after T3. Time for Arnold's new slate of films starting with THE EXPENDABLES franchise!
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I want to what Harry was using while he was on the phone with "Sly" after getting his ego stroked about yet another almost unreadable review.
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...to happen on this site. That and maybe the infamous Vern vs. CHAOS (aka Juggfuckler vs. Demon Dave) Talkback.
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that's all Im saying.
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He's making a Rocky spin off about Paulie's Robot.
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If they make a new Rambo and there's no Sly. Then there's just no point in seeing it at all. I hope that the Expendables franchise goes somewhere though.
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a flag waving that translate as 'slobbering retard'
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For Heavyweight Champion of the World. Six human arms against two cold steel limbs.
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with another actor, then I'd love to see the novel be filmed exactly as written. An early 70s period piece that showed how ugly war can be from every angle.
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Sly called you?
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make a prequel they should go after SAGE STALLONE...
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May 13, 2010, 6:47 p.m. CST
Do any talkbackers actually have any decent questions for Sly...
by BumLove
...that weren't already asked? You'll get all the typical sequel questions, asking about sequels to Demolition Man, Tango and Cash, and everything else under the sun, and each question will be accompanied by a healthy serving of dick-sucking...but apart from that....what will talkbackers ask Sly that he hasn't already answered?
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May 13, 2010, 6:47 p.m. CST
So Bruce Willis' hairpiece from Die Hard with a Vengence called.
by Magnus Greel
He was really upset to be out of Live Free or Die Hard but had his follicles crossed for word on Die Hard 5.
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He said that Joey Travolta and Charlie Murphy are going over to Bennigans for bottomless nacho's and wanted to know if we could make it. I called Arron Norris and he's picking us up in an hour.
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Stallone would kill in a Death Wish remake.One that's a better adaptation of the novel.There's a lot of actors in Hollywood to hate on but Stallone's pretty cool.
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Is he still planning on turning the HUNTER story into it's own film or did that die with Rambo?
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You're getting played like a cheap fiddle. There is NO way a cool dude like Sly would shine the knob of Jabba the Ginger.
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You mean completely fuck it?
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I disagree with Harry because he doesn't "understand" how the old Robin Hood legends worked in the public consciousness of the time. Even the old legends of Robin don't jive together with a common single story; there is no such thins as "canon" in the Robin Hood stories. Ridley's RObin Hood is a post modern retelling of the tale with real sets, mostly authentic historic attire and a lot of good old fashioned filmmaking. The comparison to A Knight's Tale was a lazy attempt by Harry, who is so entrenched in film culture that the comparison ends up being embarrassing to Harry's intellect. Ridley's Robin Hood is a continuation of broad medieval concepts that he played with in Kingdom of Heaven. It's a tale of recession to revolution and the time is right for such a film to play in theaters. Blockbuster? No, Robin Hood will not be a blockbuster, but it will live on as well if not better than most of the Robin Hood films. You see, Ridley did something noble with his version, he put it in a historical context that will allow the film to be shown and discussed in history classes. I feel sorry that Harry did not enjoy the film (I think he did, but such relevance hasn't dawned on him yet). Harry is more of a live in the moment kind of reviewer of new releases. Had he attended a special event viewing he would have gone ga ga; that's just the way Harry is, and that's okay, that's why we get a lot of the weird stuff on this site. What irks me is how he disagreed with Ebert's Kick-Ass review, but used the same selfish pseudo-critical style lens that he disliked about Ebert's review. Harry's review was harsh for the wrong reasons and he'll see this become self evident. Harry, that's like your opinion man, but we don't have to like it. Robin Hood is a good old-fashioned film epic; not ground breaking, not a runway summer hit but it's a good movie of a kind that is becoming increasingly rare. I suggest that fans of epic films support it, enjoy it and show that there is an audience for such film-making.
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He'll be RINO (Rambo in name only).
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May 13, 2010, 7:15 p.m. CST
Here is a question for Sly - was it his idea or the director's
by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave
to take Dredd's helmet off in the Judge Dredd movie, a la the recent talkback? Of course, Sly will claim that was all the director's fault, and that he was the one who wanted to be 'true' to the character all along.<p>On a related note, here's a non-dicksucking legit question for the great man: Does he feel his legendary big ego in the 80's and 90's compromised his works? For example, his constant practice of rewriting good scripts himself and making them worse (Cameron's Rambo 2 script, the aforementioned Dredd); ghost directing many of his films instead of using strong, visionary directors (Cobra, Rambo 2 and 3,and even parts of Cliffhanger); and starring in grossly unsuitable comedy vehicles like Oscar and Stop or my mom will shoot, in a vain attempt to keep up with Arnold's successful branching into comedy. Does he feel, now that he is older and wiser, that he should have approached his career differently? After all, he almost ended up as a DTV star post-Copland. It just occured to me that he never really worked with any auteur action directors like Arnold did (McT, Millius, Cameron, Verhoeven), either. Why not?
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to say i love you
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Only instead of one of most iconic action stars of all time, we'll get some lame pretty boy TV actor. Michael Bay's production company, you owe me 1 million dollars for that idea.
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Started singing down the phone. Wierdo.
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Nice you're friends with my Stallone, Harry. But can you do this? * stands up and tap dances *
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EDIT FUNCTION, HARRY! PIECE OF SHIT, HARRY! PIECE OF SHIT!
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that's what these talkbacks have become. everyone thinks their comment is funnier and more clever than the last. There really is no point to it. I for one enjoyed Stallones previous Q and A talkbacks, But now I am ambarassed to go any further. It will now be about who can come up with the most insulting and off the wall thing to ask Stallone. It's a shame really, because it is rare thing that a well known celebrity like Sly is willing to get so personal with his audience. Oh well, I have my fingers crossed that we get another fascinating Q and A from Stollone, but I have a feeling that the trolls will run him off. Nuff said. Attack me if you like, but I am speaking the truth.
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and said<p> NO F*CKING WEIGH
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I don't what he said because I immediately hung up the phone.
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Looking for Mel Gibson.
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Apparently he had a beer and cheated on his wife. She kicked his ass with a golf club. His press conference in tomorrow afternoon. HIT THE BAT SIGNAL BARBARA!!!!
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He said that AsimovLives was dead wrong about Star Trek, but he loved him anyway.
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But I pay never believe a word he says since he is 2/3 full of shit.
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Not just a Sideshow Collectible. <br> <br> Now the new name for AICN Talkbacks. <br> <br> Is there anyone here who's not a monstrous cocksucker?
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In the movie The Specialist with Sharon Stone, there's a scene where Sharon leaves him a chocolate on his pillow, and Sly's character says, after laying down and bedding on the ground, "Thanks for the chocolate," and pops the piece of confection in his mouth and goes Nom Nom Nom. My question is...did he spit it out after the director yelled "Cut!" to maintain his svelt figure?
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Harry is a gentile cocksucker if you must know. He even cups Sly's balls. And Sly loves having his balls cupped.
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I was instructed to fabricate a pede of my own using Shrek movie tie-in twinkies filled with green cream. Maybe I will post a pic when I have completed the first sequence.
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Bruce Willis abandoned the Republican party, and they're still friends.
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a beefy 5 layer burrito, medium drink and doritos for $2
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Class C hamburger in their food?
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I think it would be cool if Sly did a Rambo where he took on some white supremacist militia or something...
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Great post - I'm really looking forward to Robin Hood myself, no matter what Harry or McWeeney say about it. Harry's review in particular was absolutely presposterous, and it's become evident that he did it just to generate page views. Looks like it worked.<p> And I'm not "your reader" Harry.
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And I did one of those body-straight 90 degree falls to the floor.
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Then he punched me through the phone.
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....and said that Harry was DEAD wrong with regards to his review of A Serbian Film....
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....and wanted to know if I thought his dick was an appropriate size for a man of his size and height....
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He's down for Fruit Roll Up the movie
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...and responded YES to the previous phone call...
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He told me Harry's prefered mode of transport in the future is The Barons floating suit from Dune.
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May 13, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST
Rambo without Sly? That's like Star Trek without Shatner!
by MattmanReturns
Oh... wait.
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with Rambo kicking some mexican slavers in the nuts,yeah i understand and i agree that its for the best that Sly wants to end the series with Rambo 4.the ending of the movie was a perfect closure to his journey. <p>now i hope that the Expendables will be good fund and i am glad Tyler is composing the score,i loved his work with Rambo 4. <p>and one last thing: Harry you are one mean,ugly,fat ass attention whore eh?
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..can use a telephone?
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He said that the reason for not going forward with another Rambo ... you guessed it, Frank Stallone! I kid, Sly, I love ya man.
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he said to give us a Supernatural talkback for the finale
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If you do not appreciate Stallone's impact on American Cinema, that's fine. You think Harry's a shill? OK.<p>Now put all that shit aside for a moment.<p>Stallone has made his fair share of shit films, as he well knows, yet he has two iconic characters under his belt. There aren't many living actors who can claim the same.<p>So sit back for a minute, and think about this. What would you rather have? Stallone answering our questions and regaling us with anecdotes, or Stallone reading another typical snarky Talkback and thinking "fuck this, it ain't worth the hassle"?.<p>Come on! The old Sly Q&A's were the high watermark for this site.<p>Fuck! I'm as cynical as the next guy, I don't hang on every word the man says, but I'd love it if he connected with us again.
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he wanted to know why Micheal Bay made his mouth look like a shark's vagina.
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He said he is willing to play John Rambo in Rambo 5,if Sly does not want to.
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well said
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Harry set us all up for this with that "article"
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to say she's down for a sequel to "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot" <br>... too soon?
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and said that he felt left out when you guys mentioned Commissioner Gordon and the Sexiest Tomboy Beanpole on the Planet. He also said somebody's gotta eat.
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where you know the talkback is going to be gold just on the basis of the title alone.<br> thanks for the bone Harry!
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..and he's wondering where the review to cop-out is.
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You know its inevitable that these movie companies are going to throw out more Rambo movies with a different actor... why not make it a generational thing? <br> Jack Rambo: First Blood Part 3.
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Does he have any response to JCVD's comments on the Expendables? JCVD suggested he just wanted to know what type of character he would play, and you suggested it didn't matter because it was an action movie and everybody was going to make tons of money. Given JCVD doing Universal Solider IV, I don't JCVD really cares about serious acting and characters.
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You are known for your iconic action franchises, but I think your two best films and ones that very few people seem to know. My question is why haven't you stepped outside the box more like you did for Copland or Oscar?
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The I is faded but still visible. Someone's fucking around with AICN, yanking your chains.
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I can't think of anybody currently in hollywood that could take on a reboot of Rambo. And if there ever is anyone that seems worthy I would hope that it would be Stallone that would recommend him.
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The super violent Burma version? Or, he's adding to all of them? I'm slightly confused by this post... and I don't think I should be.... huh.
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failures.lets face it Sly is not a very skilled actor but rather a star born to play some roles made and fir specifically for him.he was born to play rambo and rocky.that limits him to a specific fanbase,and although in an earlier time it was wider,now it suffices only to support the creation of low-budget profitable movies in which he naturally shines.Its not a coincidence that his career resurrected because Sly had the wisdom to return to the roots which made him famous after all years ago.And by returning to those roots,he returned back to his fanbase which always loved and supported him.Ofc it helped greatly that he did a damn good job with the revisiting of his iconic roles,and that he used AICN as a way to communicate with his fans. <p>Sly is a very smart guy,and in opposition to that fucktard Walter B Willis,i do think that he is sincere with his fans and he is not pretending to be the nice guy to them in order to pay his bills. <p>btw Sly if you are reading this,my brother saw you in a youtube video driving a retro Ford 32 car and told me to tell you that your car rocks and that you have a good taste in cars.cheers.
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I'll be damned if I watch another Rambo without Sly.
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I can see where you would get that...but it just isn't so.
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that's the sequel we've all been craving
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I've been waiting for that expanded cut of John Rambo for years! Good on Stallone!
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Unless you live in an international market (and you may - that's cool) there is no such film. First Blood, Rambo: First Blood Pt II, Rambo III and Rambo. What am I missing with this adding footage thing? What movie is it actually going in?
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...Rambo column. Adding footage to the 2008 Rambo (pt IV). Got it.
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Rambo without Sly... Umm...
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May 13, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST
An extended version of Rocky Balboa was also promised...
by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave
what happened to that?
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...but when he came walking down the road to his old mailbox, I kinda expected to see some redneck county sheriff come pulling in behind him and you think oh shit, here we go again (and even Rambo expects it, from the look on his face). But after a couple of words 'tween 'em the sheriff says "You have a nice day...and welcome home." Thereby FINALLY giving him the greeting he deserved from Will Teasle all those years ago. See? See? Oh go fuck yourself, you know I'm right...
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Rambo and the Sherri f have to team up to fight some terrorists or something,
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Staring Justin Bieber with special appearance by Shia Leboufe as Colonel Trautman. With some Japanese guy as evil Vietnamese Communist.
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Catchy title!
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All the talk over the last few years about Rambo 5, and now suddenly he doesn't want to do it? No way am I paying money to see Expendables now. I am pissed. Rambo IV was my favorite film of the last few years, and I have been working under the assumption that there would be a sequel. Damnit!
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Sly is obviously hoping to sequelize The Expendables to death, but I'm not sure why Rambo has to end for that to happen. Sly's spent the last five years talking about how much he wants to make more than one Rambo sequel. The problem is that he places way too much stock into these stupid Talkbacks. At the first sign of criticism for an idea, he gets on the phone to Harry. I'm sorry, but that really needs to stop. If Sly had used that approach back in the 80s, we never would've gotten half the films that are now considered cult classics.
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collect.
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...where no doubt Sly will be in attendance at the Alamo Drafthouse to premier his film, possibly followed by a Q&A, I'll be just a few feet away watching it all happen live. Eat it haters. Who knows, maybe even Jet Li or Mickey Rourke will drop on by hehe.
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That movie had the same plot as 'First Blood' anyway. And Dirk Benedick's gotta eat.
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...for Expendables II. Because part II with more Arnold and Bruce must happen!
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Shoot the bastages who try to recast it. It is as blasphemous as the new Conan and the talk of the Commando remake.
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...are still the finest thing AICN has ever done.
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this time we make him cry
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In the 90's, Stallone was on a talk show - I think it was Conan O'Brien - and he was asked about further Rambo/ Rocky films. At the time, his career hadn't quite TANKED like in the late 90's, so he was snotty toward Rocky/ Rambo. His answer was this: "No, no more Rambo or Rocky for me. I wouldn't look good in a thong anymore." (the audience busted out laughing to this) So, the point: Stallone - you're a lying shithead. Don't fuck with us like that. If you're really thinking about doing another one, just fucking say it. Don't be a fag.
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is PERFECT for the human trafficking logline for the next Rambo that was floating around last year.
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wasn't it Sly who delivered us that entire "super soldier" plot for the next picture? How does that fit with his never intending there to be another one? <p> I'm gonna call bullshit.
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wrong, about his review of Kick ass, Sly loved it but has concerns for Nicolas Cage (don't we all)
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Opening scene: Arizona<br><br>Generic Cop: "So, where are your' papers to verify you are a legal U.S. citizen?"<br><br>Rambo: "Why are ya pushin' me? I just got back from Burma.<br><br>Cop: "Burma, eh. I thought you looked Chinese. You're coming with me buddy."<br><br><br>Thus ensues a whacky/violent/socio-political blockbuster.
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...it hopes that Harry will be more gentle the next time he decides to go downtown on the Italian Stallion...
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Was that Dickleback in the tailer? I hope the music in this movie tops Judge Dredds score and soundtrack....which of course will never happen.
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May 14, 2010, 12:40 a.m. CST
"Across The Sea" just called...
by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName
...and I didn't even answer.
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Those shitty posters? I can't believe those are ACTUAL posters for something. I've made better stuff on paint.
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...and asks "What's the freakin' deal ? Are we amputated or not ?"
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I got a great screenplay written where Mark "Chopper" Read flies out of the future (thanks to Red Matter) and kills Ho Chi Minh. With no Vietnam war to fight, John Rambo grows up a hippie boy, spitting in the face of traffic cops and meter maids to pass the time, until Obi-Wan Kenobi (or Captain Pike...I can't remember which) gives him a Call To Adventure and he decides to start a war in Southeast Asia all on his own.<p> Aw man, it's gonna be awesome.
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She told me to fuck off.. I tried to show her the ways of the force, but she struck me down with her JEDI vagina and I was powerless... I said "I want to name the kid Sylvester and I can call him Sly!" She said "Fuck off, not happening, I don't care how much you like Rambo.".. I tried.
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Drew McWeeny wants his old job back.
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If that event will have Sly on hand at the premiere. Would be awesome to watch that in the theater with Sly on hand and hear him speak about the film.
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he basically announced rambo 5 on this site, and the talkbackers were lukewarm-to-cold on the synopsis. so he shitcanned it. good move! i enjoyed rambo 4.
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Rambo 4 had,in my opinion, the perfect ending for the character. I don`t see them making Rambo 5 without Sly, that just would not work at all. I can imagine them making a prequel/reboot set in Vietnam with a new young dude playing Rambo.
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Read the whole thing (until the link at the end of the doc, so I don't know how it finished). Eh, not bad. Be honest, though- It feels more like the "Burtonverse" than the "Nolanverse", if you get my meaning. Not bad, but the emotional weight of the new movies just isn't there.
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Living in Minneapolis sucks what with the lack of all of this sweet movie stuff. Maybe I'm just not informed on the goings-on here, but these cities need some exclusive movie lovin'. I mean, for Chrissakes, when I lived in Omaha I got a sneak peak to the Corpse Bride, and in MPLS the most I've got is an invitation to the newest booze-serving theater. That theater makes absolutely every movie seem enjoyable, by the way. I love a (several) black russians while enjoying my cinema. And the lack of recollection afterward ensures that I will buy the Blu-Ray. Everyone wins. What was I talking about? *takes another sip of his black russian*
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because it makes you feel that he'll finally have some peace. I would have love to see another one though. Whatever you do Sly..., I have your back sir!
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my grandma was an amazing person.i miss her all the time.she passed away in 1992 when i was 11.it was one of the hardest things i've ever dealt with in my life.my grandma being a product of a poverty stricken family during the depression era.she found great comfort and escapism in movies.she passed that love on to me i am very thankful for that.one of the funniest and fond memories of her was her love for action films and their stars.stallone,arold,bronson,norris etc.she loved these movies and i grew up on them.we even affecionately refered to her as grambo.so sly if you read these thanks for the great movies and memories.and expandables looks blls to the wall bad ass.you have my $7.25 sir
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I'm writing my questions now.
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I am NOT kidding. Please Sly?!?
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I hope.
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The man really knows what he's doing. No more Rambo movies? Alright!! This guy knows how to get old gracefully. 10 years ago i would never dream of writing praising Sly. But he keeps giving me reasons for.
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... and i invited him to come over and eat some chouriço with some nice Super Bock beers as luncheon, and then for dinner it will be a nice Carne De Porco À Alentejana acompanied with some nice Alentejo wine.
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for finally putting that shit rumor to rest. Rambo ended as it should and not to mention a far better closure than Indy IV. No, fuck that, it's a far better sequel than Indy PERIOD!
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i want to see him tell everyone that William Wallace will eat Rambo. in caps lock.
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The last few have been treats to read. You could argue that's another way to promote his movie. Fair enough. But in terms of how much thought goes into the answers, the Q&A's on this site with Stallone have been the most enjoyable interviews with a movie star i've ever read. I shudder to think what a Q&A with Harrison Ford would be like....
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We got all caught up, and then out of the blue, he says, "Hey, did you see that YouTube video with those hot, sexy little dwarf chicks dancing around in burlesque outfits to Beyonce's 'All The Single Ladies'? Man, I'm not into midget porn or anything, but I gotta confess...I whipped it out and starting yanking it hard!"<p> I told him I saw it, but those weren't midgets, those were nine year old girls, and he said, "Oh-h-h-h..." Then there was a click, and the call ended.
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He had dialed the wrong number - he was after Heidi Fleiss. Before I could stop him, he'd asked for hookers, sluts, cocaine, poppers, chicks with dicks, freaks, dwarves, cocaine and cocaine. I told him to give me half an hour, but only if he would read my script.
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Seem a bit unclear - inquiring minds want to know . . .
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Your wife is far wiser then you are. It's "cute" names like that that makes kids get their asses kicked and beaten up in school throughout the entire high school years. Parents think it's cutre to name their kids with this stupid names based on some favorite bullsht or sports/film star they love, as if the kids are pets or something. And they act suprised when kids in their teens think their parents are the worst bunch of evil fucks on Earth.
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Certainly this is the time of sight and wonders when a Rambo sequel can be a much better movie then an Indiana Jones movie. I still can't believe this. To quote from "The Thing From another World", the mind boggles.
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Says we're all cunts for ridiculing his accent in Robin Hood.
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May 14, 2010, 5:44 a.m. CST
Sly needs do do some historical sword fantasy thing
by DioxholsterReturns
i want to see Sly holding a sword and saying "IM THE LAW!!!"
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That's why I named my penis John Rambo.
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Asperger's must really suck, eh?
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"WHAT DONT YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND"!!!
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I could go on.
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Let it go Asperger.*<p>*All rights reserved, Detso_Ritter
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and told me to to GET TO DA CHOPPA!
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Sly, get on that Poe movie, yo..!
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He wants to know if you'd be interested in a Joe vs The Volcano sequel...in 3D
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Bu I didn't accept the charges
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The news that Sly won't make Rambo V really sucks because he stated just a few months ago that the film WAS happening going so far as to discuss the plot. If I could ask my man Sly one question it would be, "Why the hell tell fans we'll see Rambo on screen again just to pull the rug out from under us months later?" If you read this post Sly, know that I respect and love your work, but seriously man, this "Never again" Rambo policy sucks. You should have been upfront and honest from the beginning instead of talking plot about a film you had zero intentions of making. RAMBO was amazing, but that shouldn't make you gun shy about Rambo V. Fans like myself had to wait 20 years for John J's return and now that he's back, that's it? No closure besides a walk down a dusty road? Rambo has one more score to settle and you know exactly what I'm talking about.
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"Oh, for Christ's sake, DaSilva! Come off this cop on the beat mentality! Your wife left you for it! Wasn't that enough?!"
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"How blind are you? Can't you see this guy's crazy?"
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There cannot be a Rambo without Sly
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He fed his snake some beer, and now it's all fucked up!
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He bets you have really hairy balls!
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they were freaking out cuz they just found out about the existence of something called the SAG awards...
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...and then I had to kill him because he made a mistake...
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in John Rambo
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Let's not bag on Sly! The fuck is the matter with you guys? Here's the one Hollywood bigwig who actually gives a fuck about what we have to say, he actually reads the talkbacks and answers our questions, and you're gonna shit on him? Fuck you guys!</p><p>It would be one thing if he was a hack or something, but Stallone is a fucking artist. He created not one, but TWO major American icons! Yes I agree that the sequels took those icons in weird, kind of commercial directions, but it was the fucking 80's! EVERYTHING was plastic and commercial then! The thing that matters is that Sly harnessed what made those characters meaningful and special and made that the focus of their swan songs, and he should be commended for that.</p><p>Now I personally think the Mexican sex slave story sounds cool. I'd like to see that movie, but the fact is that he brought that character full circle and that story has been told recently with Taken and other things like Trade. So I respect his decision to go out on a classy note.</p><p>And no I don't give a shit what his personal politics are. Yeah, he, Arnold and Bruce are Republicans. The fuck difference does that make? Should we boycott all their movies? That's stupid! Sylvester Stallone is a great writer, director, producer and actor.</p><p>So guys, RESPECT THE SLY!
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but I'd say Sly knows the character better than anyone<br> And if he says his journey is over<br> That's good enough for me<p> I hope the studio doesn't bastardize the character
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Without a Mook-to-English translator?
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The man's true to himself, and I respect that.
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"to sayyyyyy, I loooooovvveeee youuuuuuu!!!"
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that he complimented Harry's grammarically challenged review.
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'Have you ever seen my house?' "Uh, no..." 'Neither have I.'
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So, Stallone canned Rambo 5 because he came up with some shitty ass, stupid plot that was derived from something else, anyway? So, there was NOTHING else he could have done? I mean NOTHING? What about the idea of having a soldier come back from Iraq or Afghanistan and he goes crazy (like in First Blood). He does something similar by going into the woods and gets chased around by the authorities. But, maybe not just one state, but the whole country. Maybe it takes days/ weeks to capture him. Rambo somehow gets involved (maybe without even being asked) .... he's trying to get through to the other soldier, but instead the guy attacks Rambo. So, now there are TWO super soldiers (young and old) killing each other across the U.S. while the authorities are pursuing them .... they go from town to town, city to city.... imagine the carnage that could happen?
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..not only is RAMBO a far superior film than Indy IV, but outclasses alot of Mikey Bay's sequel as well Klanformers 2 (as well as most of his "Filmography".)Both involved the input of The once great Spielberg.<p>Wonders never cease indeed.
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get it now!!! from the steam site!!!!
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I'm personally not insulting Stallone for ending Rambo (if it's true). What I get irritated about is his LYING. Like I said, he has a history of saying, "Oh it's happening," then a month later saying, "Nope, sorry, never again, "then a week later, "Shooting begins in a a month," then a month later, "I'll never done another one again." He lies and I can't stand that. Be straight with the fans, don't LIE to them. If he's really serious about no more Rambo, fine, I loved the ending of the last one.
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First of all First Blood was derived from a book.</p><p>Secondly....your idea is FUCKING ASS! I can't tell you what a stupid fucking idea that is. And the truth of it is that if Sly announced that idea, everyone INCLUDING YOU would say it was the stupidest fucking idea imaginable.</p><p>I really fucking hate it when uncreative people think they have a better idea than creative people.
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he strikes me as a stargate fan.
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but that withstanding, I give him props for adding closure to both iconic franchises.Rocky and Rambo ended with dignity wheras Willis is still milking the Die hard films.(time to let it go "shinehead'.)This was Sly's best decision to finalize his Sagas while going out in style.<p>A real class act.
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It's as though some people don't understand that projects are constantly evolving. There is no one person in charge of how it will progress. Aside from that, people are allowed to change their minds you know. A lot of this is based on "floating" a plan and seeing what the public reaction is. Sly seemed to do that with his concept for Rambo V. We universally thought it was stupid. So now he has rethought this idea and decided not to piss in the pool.</p><p>And you're ATTACKING him for this? You think he should have gone ahead and turned Rambo into a sci fi Predator wannabe?Sometimes an artist falls in love with an idea formed over along time. It takes an outside source who isn't as close to it to point out it's a mistake. This happens all day, every day.</p><p>Sly made the right decision. Everyone can see that but you.
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And we'll just call the movie Universal Soldier 6 or whatever number it's at now....
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You were being faceitous (kidding) about that synopsis for Rambo 5 right?<p>Am I right?
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which i think is cool.
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they didnt fire at the big ship for nothing lol
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...the thankless arrogance of some talkbalkers here is disgusting. I can't think of a single actor who provides greater fan service - especially to AICN - than Sly. The Rocky and Rambo revisitations were not only great but better than they had any right to be given their long dormancy, and The Expendables looks ludicrously good. Show some respect.
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Mr. Stallone has decided to do a "what if" version of the battle of Waterloo. Napoleon undergoes tremendously advanced medical procedures and becomes...<P><P><P>RAMBONAPARTE!
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The least you can do is set that long word breakup thing to 40 characters or so. What about antidisestablishmentarianism or humahumanukanukaapuaa?
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Perhaps it was the all caps. In that case make it a more humble.<P><P>Rambonaparte!
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You're a fag. The idea I described was MILES better than that fucking stupid idea about a "BEAST." hahahaha, go fuck yourself, you dumb prick.
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Everyone here can see that I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF HE DOESN'T MAKE ANOTHER ONE. The last one was great. I'm not complaining that t here won't be another one. I'm complaining about his LYING. And, about your sexual orientation.
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...and call HIM a hack, then go glorify Chuck in that talkback. Some of you people got horrible taste.
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...and call HIM a hack, then go glorify Chuck in that talkback. Some of you people got horrible taste.
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Sly, that`s the way to go. Just to imagine all that crazy Rambo action on PS3 puts a smile on my face and a hard on in may pants.
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Sly, that`s the way to go. Just to imagine all that crazy Rambo action on PS3 puts a smile on my face and a hard on in my pants.
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She says "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
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He says he likes to take the stairs, cause they're fun! (snort) (wheeze)
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and follow the book to the letter. The book is so, SO good, Rambo kills like 30 people in it and the ending is different. It's very dark and would make an excellent movie if done well.
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NOT making more Rambo/Rocky films is about the smartest move he could make, and respect to him for ending it on a high. If only George Lucas had shown such judgement
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The expendables will be the worst movie ever made by humans and Sly at some point will win the lifetime achievement Razzie award. Too bad. The first Rocky was pretty good.
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I just saw that for the first time the other day (for one reason or another, missed earlier opportunities to see it, wasn't in the right mood), then I caught it in HD late the other night and HO-LY SHIT... there's somebody who knows EXACTLY what needs to be done to bring back a once popular movie icon and delivers AT EVERY LEVEL. He made those Burmese soldiers TOTALLY INHUMAN PIECES OF EVIL SHIT, practically approximating the Rape of Nanking, and then decimated the fuckers onscreen. Getting that kind of brutality into a movie is no easy feat and requires brass balls from a director to say, "ok, now we're going to get the shot of the child being thrown into the fire, having it's head blown off, etc." because it makes everyone uncomfortable, but he knew what needed to be done to make the right movie and he pulled it off. Gave me a new respect for Sly as an artist (and I already had a lot of respect for him). Kudos... and yeah, perfect ending to the series... however, I DO agree that he has one last score to settle, but there are other ways he can do it. Writing a book on the war veteran psyche, helping out returning vets, etc. The only other batshit crazy direction would be showing him taking over as general in a losing future war, then introducing utter destruction to the enemy.
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He said:<p> My name is Raymond J. Johnson, Jr.<br> Now you can call me Ray<br> or you can call me J<br> or you can call me Johnny<br> or you can call me Sonny<br> or you can call me Junie<br> or you can call me Ray J<br> or you can call me RJ<br> or you can call me RJJ<br> or you can call me RJJ Jr<br> but you doesn't hasta call me Mr. Johnson!
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RAMBO ended perfectly. And an EXPENDABLES event in Austin?! Please let this happen!!
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If the combined resources of DHS, FBI, and CIA are incapable of stopping terrorists, what makes you think a couple of squad room detectives would? Captain Miller! Wojo and Detreich just brought in Bin Laden! Harris and him are trading insults in the holding area.
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You can hold onto Paradise Alley though. ;)
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Set in Vietnam. Awesome.
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All cop movies should be set in New York in the lates 70's and early 80's when it looked like a third world country, and feature lots of skinny ethnic minorities mugging people and shouting "I'll cut you Bitch!" before getting brutalised by the police.
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"So, ________ just called...." as the new AICN catchphrase. At least until we all get sick of it. What? Already are?
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asking AICN why they haven't gotten the call.
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We have movies called First Blood, and First Blood II. We also have a movie called Rambo III and Rambo IV. When are we getting Rambo I and II?
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So I'm a bit disappointed in this news. Can't wait for The Expendables, though.
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May 14, 2010, 11:31 a.m. CST
Why My Friend Roger Ebert is Dead Wrong about The Expendables
by EddieMurphysLaugh
Like you dont think Harry has already written his review.
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to say Goldie's just fine, thank you.
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"So Sylvester Stallone just called..." You sound like an asshole.
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Fucking Sly got me one last time, you prick. And RAMBO was balls out awesome, too. Best movie-going experience of 2008 for me.
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No sir, you are a pussy.
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May 14, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST
Why My Friend Sylvester Stallone is Dead Wrong About Name Droppi
by Meglos
Hold on a sec, Rodriguez and Trejo are knocking at my door...
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and the bitch is cock crazy ;-)
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"Across the Sea" gotta eat!
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The reason you can "still see the *I*" os because it's a linticular 3d 2-frame or 3-frame animated poster.
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fag.
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and he agrees that I am a pussy. Fucking-A. I am going to have a beer and cheet on my wife to cleanse myself.
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Rambo gotta eat!
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... he said  ‍‍‍‍<br>check it out, bitches! BOLD!
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Sly is going through all of the movies with sequels and doing a wrap up postquel™
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...and said it's getting tired. Needs a rest. Geez people. Sylvester Stallone actually calls Harry. Get over it.
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... they said the latest RAMBO was a  ‍‍‍‍<br>heap of shit.
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... and said you're already,  ‍‍‍‍<br>fuckers!
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 ‍‍‍‍<br>D'OH!
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Said he's not impressed unless you can embed pictures.
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fag.
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But I got some guys back at the lab working on it.
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 ‍‍‍‍<br>Go fuck yourself.
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Post something...no one responded...ok, let's try again...nope not yet...yay someone recognized me! Yippee. We get it, you can post in bold. Your boyfriend must be so proud. Now get back to sucking his cock.
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Your cock does taste pretty good. I've always liked the taste of hard-boiled eggs and mayonnaise.
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That's not mayo, my friend. Enjoy it. Just like dad used to give you. Tickle my balls...just like grampy liked.
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He said he would do another Rambo for a lot of chedder and even more 'roids.
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I was really looking forward to the punchline. Left me hangin'... all blue balled n' shit.
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Mmmm ... love it, tiger.
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Stop it, you'll get your boyfriend Jaka jealous. Cum to papa Jaka, let Fatheart stroke that little Tootsie roll cock of yours.....
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Like Walter B?
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No Rambo without Sly, that's a big duh. Although the Mexican story idea sounded pretty good. Can't wait for Expendables
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Cobra II: Roids And Jenny Craig
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...I take umbrage with it being described as a tootsie roll, damn it! How did I get involved in your playtime, anyway? Weird. Y'all have fun, though. You know what they say about people who are always make gay jokes. Right?
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the word umbrage..? No, really I don't know.
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I would ony accept a Vietnam Prequel Story about Trautman and the Baker Team - Rambo, Messner, Ortega, Coletta, Jurgensen, Barry, Krakauer.
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He said "Murdoch, I'm coming to get YOU!!" I think it was a wrong number.
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He was crying, and told me that his beloved robot had eloped with The Human Centipede.
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May 14, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST
I declare Sylvester Stallone to be an OUUTTTLAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW
by turketron_2
For not wanting to make another Rambo movie.
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He was looking for Leonards Part 1-5.
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Never seen the ghostbusters lyrics written out like that and the shit looks INSANE. hahaaaaa
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He wants royalties from theDannerDaliel.
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.. and then he said to pass on an apology to asimovlives for Star of the Lensflare.
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As if you knew what Asperger means.
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like this: <p>  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> If there's something strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call?  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> If there's something weird and it don't look good Who ya gonna call?  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> I ain't afraid of no ghosts I ain't afraid of no ghosts If you're seeing things running through your head Who can ya call?  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> An invisible man sleeping in your bed Who ya gonna call?  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> I ain't afraid of no ghosts I ain't afraid of no ghosts Who ya gonna call?  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> If ya all alone pick up the phone and call  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> I ain't afraid of no ghosts I here it likes the girls I ain't afraid of no ghost Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Who ya gonna call?  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> If you've had a dose of a freaky ghost baby Ya better call  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> Lemme tell ya something Bustin' makes me feel good! I ain't afraid of no ghosts I ain't afraid of no ghosts Don't get caught alone no no  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> When it comes through your door Unless you just want some more I think you better call  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> Who ya gonna call?  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> Who ya gonna call?  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> I think you better call  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> Who ya gonna call?  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> I can't hear you Who ya gonna call?  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> Louder  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> Who ya gonna call?  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> Who can ya call?  ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br> Who ya gonna call? ‍‍‍‍<br>GHOSTBUSTERS  ‍‍‍&zwj</br>
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Said he's calling for Amanda Hugankiss. Has anyone seen this person? Come on guys, I need Amanda Hugankiss!
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That movie was already made, it's called HUNTED.
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Asperger's syndrome, from Wikipedia: <p> "Abnormalities include verbosity, abrupt transitions, literal interpretations and miscomprehension of nuance, use of metaphor meaningful only to the speaker, auditory perception deficits, unusually pedantic, formal or idiosyncratic speech ..... Speech may convey a sense of incoherence; the conversational style often includes monologues about topics that bore the listener, fails to provide context for comments, or fails to suppress internal thoughts. Individuals with AS may fail to monitor whether the listener is interested or engaged in the conversation. The speaker's conclusion or point may never be made, and attempts by the listener to elaborate on the speech's content or logic, or to shift to related topics, are often unsuccessful ...... People with Asperger syndrome often display behavior, interests, and activities that are restricted and repetitive and are sometimes abnormally intense or focused. They may stick to inflexible routines, move in stereotyped and repetitive ways, or preoccupy themselves with parts of objects." <p>
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So NOW you know what it means... or do you? You just read the words and copy and pasted from wikipedia, but without true understanding. Not at all impressed. Try harder next time.
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... with a happier ending. I still haven't figured out if that's a good thing yet. The denoument was certainly the most intense death ballet since Oates, Borgnine and Holden took their turns on the Gatling gun. The similarity makes me wonder whether Rambo should have copped it there and then, taking a few slugs then crawling back to fire off a few hundred more rounds before being shot in the back by a ten year old.
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"You just read the words and copy and pasted from wikipedia, but without true understanding." <p> = "fails to provide context for comments""
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...and they said the calls were coming from inside the house!
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... and asked if they'll ever get to drop.
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No, not Ethan. Said his name was Mike. Anyone seen Mike Hunt?
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"Your wife is far wiser then you are. It's "cute" names like that that makes kids get their asses kicked and beaten up in school throughout the entire high school years. Parents think it's cutre to name their kids with this stupid names based on some favorite bullsht or sports/film star they love, as if the kids are pets or something. And they act suprised when kids in their teens think their parents are the worst bunch of evil fucks on Earth." <p> = "literal interpretations and miscomprehension of nuance"
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I owe lots. But I got a good payment plan ,and should be in the clear by the time Ghostbusters 3 comes out.
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I really do hope THE EXPENDABLES is the fun machine that it looks to be. I'd hate to see a bad movie from Sly after he had brough so much good will with the last Rambo.
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anyone? I.M. WIENER!
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...HUGE vocabularies. MASSIVE! Third leg size.
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maybe Sly *isn't* a liar for going back on Rambo 5? Perhaps, he changed his mind. Maybe, just maybe, he truly intended to make 5 at one time, but then as he pondered it more, he realized the character was finished to his liking and retreading it would be a mistake. Changing mind =/= liar. And if the change in plans seems to benefit the character as it does here, then I'd say it was a better decision than tacking on a shitty film and having everyone complain that it sucked and he should've ended it with 4.
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i dont know any of you
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Stallone just called, he loved my Robin Hood review. Robert Rodriguez just rang my doorbell. He was out for a drive with Danny Trejo and they stopped to see me. Do you fucking listen to yourself ?
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He said I can name my own price
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who are you? who am I talking to?
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and said there's no hope for you Harry
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I live in Austin. It's nothing to brag about. It is, after all, still in Texas. If L.A. wasn't so damn expensive, I'd move back there in a heartbeat.
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She wants her career back.
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They wanted to let Sly know it says Rambo 5 is in Pre-Production
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Told me I better start laying off the daily cheeseburger breakfast, and start a new fitness routine, otherwise he's gonna pay me a visit very soon
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He wants to be John Rambo in the new reboot.
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I guess all is forgiven.
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I was looking forward to rambo 5..dunno what happened to change his mind. Reckon he wants to go straight in and do a sequel to the expendables
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Those who think the "Expendables" is going to be huge in box office, a lot of you guys are delusional than I thought. Who would want to see a bunch of old and washed up action stars full of muscles? The only people that would go see this movie is the few action fans that are still around. Sorry guys but I think, "The A-Team" is going to be more successful, just my prediction. Don't get me wrong, I want to see "The Expendables" myself, the film looks like a great action ride, I don't think it's going to be as big as "The Dark Knight" or "Avatar". The only people I see going to see "The Expendables" is nothing but young 20 to 30 something year olds. Don't get your hopes up if Expendables will be a hit. A-Team is gonna win, like it or not.
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... to say THE EXPENDABLES was going to suck.  ‍‍‍‍<br>HARD.  ‍‍‍&zwj</br>
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Hey folks, Harry here. My good bud Sly just called me back. He said he changed his mind again, and will go ahead with Rambo part 6. Simply titled "John Livingston Rambo the VI." It will be a noirish take on the sci-fi paranormal action thriller genre, set in the Mexican border town of Ciudad Juarez. Meth fueled super-soldiers, prostitution, Geritol, bowel displacement and redemption are all said to be the major themes/motifs of this film , as far as plot details go, I promised an oath of secrecy to Sly that I wouldn't say any more. What Sly promised was that this last Rambo movie will be the ultimate book-end to the series! A wonderful write off and salute to the iconic character.
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It says to stop eating those KFC "Double Down" sandwiches all the time, or you will only live to age 39, instead of your expected lifespan of 41.
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RAMBO WAS REALLY PRETTY GOOD...and between that and the GREAT ROCKY BALBOA..YOU'RE CLEARLY ON THE RIGHT TRACK...KEEP GOING!!
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RAMBO was a great film. I believe so good that most people would line up to do it again. Seems strange to hang it up after that one was so impressive. It has got to be the expendables thing. It will be aweseom ... but why try to create and build new iconic characters when you have one already. One more RAMBO movie !!!
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May 14, 2010, 7:05 p.m. CST
I just got off the phone with Stephen Spielberg
by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE
He said the Super 8 trailer sucks and that JJ Abrams is a hack, and he's talking to lawyers about getting his name taken off the credits
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I was sitting home watching Immoral Sisters 5, eating a freezer full of Eskimo Pies and contemplating ending it all. Out of the Blue, Stallone calls...tells me No Fucking Way!
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May 14, 2010, 7:08 p.m. CST
I'd like to see what Sly can do with a bigger budget
by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE
his last three films(including Expendables?) seemed a bit hampered by it.
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so that would be like a 35 million opening weekend. I'm not that excited by the trailer, it looks O.K., I'll definitely check it out, but I wonder when I should short that stock, now or before it's released?
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Harry here, He wants to borrow some more of my fat for the Copland sequel.
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Ooooh, never mind.
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I wanted to know if it would ever return.<BR><BR>It said, "NO FUCKING WAY!"
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she said Machete looks like shit.
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Please! Could you please fly around the earth and reverse time so that we can have a good last season of LOST, oh could you Sly, could you, please???!!!!
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and has his fingers crossed about news of possible Good Son sequels & a Home Alone reboot(starring macaulay culkin as a Wet Bandit)
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Sly has always striked me as the kind of man who hangs his opinions where the wind blows. First he's all talking about Rambo V, then all of a sudden he comes up with this stupid mutant soldier idea for Rambo, only to go backt to the Mexico plot only to turn aorund saying, nah, no more Rambo. You know what. I really dont care. I'm still pissed at him for writing a piece of shit script for the last Rambo and before he proofs with The Expendables that he is able to write a coherent script and dont give a fuck about what he's doing next.
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Perfect Sci-Fi vehicle for Sly, only the aliens might have to be retooled. Fights could be choreographed by the Yuen's.
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she kinda busy
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So Sylvester Stallone just called... the Harry Knowles story
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Fuck the right holders
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the American dream. You all know it :-D !
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Please Sly, one more Rambo. I'll be good, I promise!
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he said "fuck not again"
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Name drop here biased review there....child molestation everywhere. I'm going to start a new site! It will be called AintItKewlNewz.com ....whadya think?! Too original?
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Let's see a second trilogy. I'm down.
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said "cuz I gotta eat!"
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said; "I want my Fucking Cut!"
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HE SAID HE WANTS REVENGE ON SLY ON THAT GERBIL STORY, AND WILL STEP INTO THE CHARACTER SHOES IN HIS PLACE
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and wanted to say..please someone get me out of Robert Rodriguez Mouth
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Hello Sylvester - You ARE a great man - we all know this. All the men in my village watch your videos all of the time. My uncle Jose likes to watch Rocky 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 , 6 (rocky Balboas) wearing his boxing shorts and gloves. I am curating the first Stallone Film festival south of the border next month. Will you be attending - We have booked a room for you and your wife/girlfriend and have got extra food in for you and her. My father has booked a priest to talk about your work prior to showing a copy of your new film that my cousin will have soon on video. Hopefully this wont cost you too much. Hope to speak soon Sylvester.
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Flatery will take you nowhere.
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If Harry didn't do the constant name dropping and the constant hybebolic nonsense about his reviews, he would be taken much more seriousy, and would eliminate half the criticism leveled at him.
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Hello Asimov - I see you still have no wife or lover to occupy your time. In my village there is an old saying: "The man you call your friend is your friend - The man you call your enemy is an arseholio who you can say what the fuck you want about" With this in mind I would like to remind everyone about your plans to film a biopic of gay porn star Bigus McHorne sand take the lead role yourself. Adios.
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Says he wants to make him pay and will bring him to justice for murdering foreign people. Says it doesn't matter if the foreign man is shooting at you with an AK47, to shoot back is racist.
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...and he said he was pissed when he realized that all the cast of the Expendables shared the same LA plastic surgeon as he, and that the director kept calling him and everybody on the set "Burt".
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He personally told me that he's taking over the lead in Rambo V. Rambo will be bald because Bruce doesn't want the hassle of wearing a toupee anymore. And Bruce promised me that the movie will be a smash-mouth PG, better than the original, except for no blood or swearing.
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textbooks just called. I could barely understand them because they were clearly upset and couldn't stop sobbing. I think they said something to the effect of, "Harry, you don't write. You don't call. And, from reading your atrocious reviews/posts, you've obviously turned your back on us. Choke on Rocky's cock you illiterate, ass-kissing hack!"
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I see you still try to pass, unsucessfuly, as a spanish speaking person... while failing miserably. And you are still crazy. Your post was simply incompreensible.
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Nice to see you are still visiting this site sometimes.<BR> Can we agree that the Disney version of Robin Hood is better than the new one? haha
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Very funny.
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In its 5th week...Kick Ass's box office numbers are unknown because it is not even in the top 12. It has been beaten by Death at Funeral, Furry Vengeance, a documentary about Babies, and Avatar which was released on DVD a few weeks back. Seriously...KickAss is being beaten by a movie that's out on DVD. Just had to pass this along.
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"Flatery will take you nowhere." <p> = "literal interpretations and miscomprehension of nuance"
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Your post makes no sense whatsoever.
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It means that you lack the ability to detect humor any more subtle than a man slipping on a banana peel and falling on his behind to the sound of canned laughter.
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and get cracking on "Cliffhanger 2" and bring John Lithgow's villain back from the dead.
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Stallone IS the director so your hilarious joke FAILED. GOOD DAY SIR.
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Stalone picked that directing gig just to sabotage my joke. [raises fist to overhanging camera] Stalone, you fiiiiieeend!!!
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...First Blood with Sam Worthington.Oh wait...don't.
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And declared Stallone to be an OUUTTTLAAAWWWWW!!!
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With Rocky Balboa you completed the circle and it was amazing. With John Rambo you carried on with the events started in Rambo II and III which was entertaining but to me didn't symbolize the character as well as the harsh reality of First Blood.<p> At the end of Rambo when he returns to America walking down the road I was as excited as I'd ever been about a Rambo movie. I thought this was a signal you were returning to First Blood for the final Rambo movie.<p> I feel kinda let down and disappointed that you would leave him on that road and hope you make that final Rambo movie and go full circle just like you did with Rocky. :)
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I was excited about the ending to Rambo in that the character landed in US, and so the next film in the series will be on US soil. You have to come back for your loyal fans for a final 6th. Please.
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btw Bruce Willis emailed me today and he says cause Harry and Sly are so close him and Harry aren't BFFs anymore.
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http://tinyurl.com/yawhc8l
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You stepped into the batter's box with your post aimed at Asimov. Then he lobbed you a 75mph, waist-high fastball when he said that you "don't make sense"... and you slammed it out of the park with your "man slipping on a banana" response. Thank you, sir. You brought a smile to my face in this depressing thread.
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May 16, 2010, 3:03 a.m. CST
THANK YOU SLY - I watched RAMBO IV on the plane 4 times.
by GibsonUSA Returns
I had an aisle seat with my monitor in front playing the ending Rambo massacre over and over again, and people were walking by like "huh??". Uncensored!
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I can't believe anyone thought that poster wasa Rambo 5 poster. For Fs sake the I before the V was visible, and the pic was from Rambo 4 Utter retard to fall for it.
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Never mind.
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You know it. Starring Shia Laboof as the 19-year old recruit Jonathan "John" Rambo.
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Man, listen to yourself... Do you have any idea of how conceited that sounded?
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Whats your point? And BTW all these celebrities? They think it's good to theirs image just talk with someone like... you. Like hugging a retarded children or adopt a black baby. I know. Nasty. But, hey, you are using them the same way too, so I guess its ok.
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May 16, 2010, 9:13 a.m. CST
So maybe we'll finally get that Stallone Western we've all been
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bump-a-dita bump-a-dita bump-a-dita...
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...I'd like to know if Sly was really the one who started the Richard Gere gerbil rumor.
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e answered that somewhere along the line<p> kinda sorta....
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"Rambo you're home, oh goody. Hungry? There is a dead parrot in the fridge for you to eat."
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and it was Drew McWeeny wanting his old job back.
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We all know it.
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He will play an actor vet who survived the writer's strike of 2008. Only to be arrested by an agent who wants to jail him.
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I doubt Harry cares much about the criticism. He's a guy who has turned negligible talent into a lucrative business and one that Hollywood considers a legit marketing avenue. So he gets calls from people in Hollywood who want to pimp their shit. And he likes to brag about it. Sure, it's bad form, but hey, he's never let being a bad writer get in his way, so why should he stop being a shameless name dropper? If it seems unfair, just remind yourself that there are greater things that can be accomplished than creating a successful fanboy website and try to aim for that yourself.
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his movie bombed.
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And I work for the big boys. What the hell is wrong with you people? Why so much vitriol against the greatest actor on the planet?
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You are a fu**in weed!
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he wanted to reiterate his support of Roman Polanski<br> He said Roman's suffered enough<p> Plus they like to get together and smell each others fingers
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And asked why this site is NOT kewl anymore...and encouranged you to step down and resign.. Time to move on Harry...
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Oscar 2: This time we'd like a little notice. Machine Gun Joe versus the Volcano
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Damn dude, you win the prize today. Your episode with Sly and the youtube kids was pure gold.
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May 17, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST
Asimov, you're right about the name dropping...
by Damned if I can login
But if Harry didn't do it we wouldn't get such perverse joy from ragging him to kingdom come. Sayin' you come here for the "reviews" is like sayin' you buy that porno mag for the articles...or at least we used to say that before the internet.
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He said he'd rather die than give you control, plus he wants to fuck you like an animal.
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Another example why this sites just another arm of the studios publicity machine.
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and said "the ending is just a beginning. the closer you get to the meaing. the sooner you know that you're dreaming"
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He says Tenille is a castrating frigid bitch, he feels like he's half a man for wearing that outfit all the time, and he also said Love NEVER keeps anyone together. Then again, he sounded like he'd been crying, and his speech was slurred, so it could have been the booze talking.
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Give me a break, the ego masturbation on this site is astounding.
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May 18, 2010, 4:05 p.m. CST
RAMBO V slave story can just be modified into EXPENDABLES 2.
by GibsonUSA Returns
Imagine some slave trader opening the door and seeing Sly, Chow Yun Fat, and Wesley Snipes. LOL
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Please move away from Austin. Its California assholes like you that have made this town not nearly as cool as it used to be.
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Amen brother
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http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32547
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other thread
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What makes Austin not as cool as it used to be are elitist Austin assholes like yourself. You pride yourself in being "weird" and "open minded" yet despise outsiders. I doubt you're even a true local. About 99% of the people I meet here are from somewhere else. So please take your criticism and go fuck yourself.
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He said NO FUCKING...WAY!
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cuz it was hurting Orcus' ass
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