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Will Smith Lands Big MEN IN BLACK 3D Payday!

Beaks here...

If there's any reason to be looking forward to a third MEN IN BLACK movie, it's that it can't possibly be as slapdash as the second - which was rushed into production prior to a actors strike that never happened. This time, they've got a screenplay by IDIOCRACY co-writer Etan Cohen that will surely be tweaked and augmented for a few months before the gang goes back before the cameras this fall. For now, it's only a confirmed "gang" of one in Will Smith, but the below press release from Sony suggests that it's only a matter of time before Tommy Lee Jones and Josh Brolin (as a younger Agent Kay) are officially signed. I like the cast, I like the writer, Sonnenfeld's fine when he's got a good script... perhaps I'll get excited about this at some point. For now, I'll let Sony do the selling...

COLUMBIA PICTURES ANNOUNCES
“MEN IN BLACK III” IN 3D
MAY 25, 2012
Walter F. Parkes and Laurie MacDonald Reprise as Producers;
Barry Sonnenfeld Returns to Direct Third Installment of Hit Franchise
Steven Spielberg to Executive Produce
CULVER CITY, Calif., May 7, 2010 – Columbia Pictures announced today that Men in Black III will be released in 3D on May 25, 2012. Walter F. Parkes and Laurie MacDonald are returning to produce and Barry Sonnenfeld, who directed the first two installments of the blockbuster franchise, will direct the film from a screenplay written by Etan Cohen, based on the comic book by Lowell Cunningham. Steven Spielberg is set to executive produce. Deals are set for Will Smith, Sonnenfeld and the producing team to return to the blockbuster franchise with the intent to begin production by this fall and the studio is in advanced negotiations with Tommy Lee Jones to reprise his role as Agent Kay. Josh Brolin is also in talks to star as a young Agent Kay. Commenting on the announcement, Jeff Blake, Chairman of Sony Pictures Worldwide Marketing and Distribution said, “Sony’s summer of 2012 will get off to a red hot start with an incredible new 3D adventure for the Men in Black. We couldn’t be more excited that the original filmmaking team responsible for the first two worldwide hits is reuniting for this third installment. We love where the story is taking Agents Jay and Kay and know this new chapter will deliver a fresh fun twist for fans of the franchise while also introducing the Men in Black to a whole new generation of moviegoers.” The first two Men in Black films, which were released in 1997 and 2002, went on to become two of the most successful films in Columbia Pictures history, taking in more than $1 billion combined worldwide. The first film in the franchise won an Academy Award(r) for Best Makeup and was nominated for two other Oscars(r).

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  • May 7, 2010, 2:18 p.m. CST

    Boo!∞

    by JackSlater4

  • May 7, 2010, 2:18 p.m. CST

    hope he has his style back

    by syetter

    Will Smith is great, lacking lately, but when he had it it was fun

  • May 7, 2010, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Computer load up Celery Man please.

    by JackSlater4

  • May 7, 2010, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Third!!!!

    by MARCEL_THE_NEGRO_PROJECTIONIST

  • May 7, 2010, 2:19 p.m. CST

    BRING BACK FRANK!!!!

    by TheJudger

    He kept the second film from completely sucking ass. The dog was not the problem.

  • May 7, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Fuck!!!

    by MARCEL_THE_NEGRO_PROJECTIONIST

  • May 7, 2010, 2:21 p.m. CST

    Seriously, I can't believe people get excited about these

    by JackSlater4

    They suck, the first only slightly less so than the second.

  • May 7, 2010, 2:21 p.m. CST

    Maybe a cat is needed this time

    by TheJudger

    Too much sausage not enough puss.

  • May 7, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Okay did anyone else think it was weird...

    by I_Fart_Huckabees

    ...that david cross was ( i thought) killed by Edgar Suit in the first one and then was in it again for the sequel. Different characters i guess.or maybe the alien didn't kill him, but merely slimed him to the ceiling.

  • May 7, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    AW Hell Naw!!!!

    by ZoeFan

    Thank you

  • May 7, 2010, 2:27 p.m. CST

    Brolin doing a Tommy Lee Jones impression could be priceless

    by George Newman

    That is the only promising thing about this project. I hope it will be good.

  • May 7, 2010, 2:29 p.m. CST

    I watched the original again the other day

    by seppukudkurosawa

    And it really is a great, fat-free Summer movie. The only thing that jars today are Will Smith's constant unfunny one-liners. My God was Linda Fiorentino hot in that movie (and The Last Seduction). I wonder what happened to her.<p> And by the way, did Ethan Coen sue Etan Coen into dropping the H from his name?

  • May 7, 2010, 2:30 p.m. CST

    is david cross gonna be in this one?

    by Six Demon Bag

    maybe as an agent??

  • May 7, 2010, 2:31 p.m. CST

    saw MIB2 recently on HBO again..

    by Six Demon Bag

    not as bad as i remembered...

  • May 7, 2010, 2:32 p.m. CST

    cross was something on the ceiling in the first..

    by Six Demon Bag

    i assume dead..but he was definitely a diff character in the second..

  • May 7, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST

    How about another Michael Jackson cameo

    by lochkray

    Through CGI. After all, his death has only increased the value of his stock. They could expand his character, and he could be an alien that has to eat...oh never mind. Insert your own joke.

  • May 7, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST

    What about Rip Torn?

    by Fah-Cue

    He was great in the first one. Bitches.

  • May 7, 2010, 2:34 p.m. CST

    Featuring two new Women in Black

    by schadenfreudian

    Elle and Emm

  • May 7, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Ess and Emm you meant

    by ATARI

  • May 7, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST

    New Inception Trailer is up on their website

    by Trannyformers_Apologist

    Second stage of the Mind Crime game at the movie theater has the new trailer.

  • May 7, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Will these guys ever get tired of money?

    by Human_Bean_Juice_

    And fuck 3D.

  • May 7, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    Tony Shaloub.......

    by MARKED4DEATH

    had better be in it in a bigger role otherwise fuck 'em!

  • May 7, 2010, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Will Smif will definitely owe me Bad Boys 3 after this

    by JackSlater4

    http://tinyurl.com/334c989

  • May 7, 2010, 2:40 p.m. CST

    MIB 3

    by ECUPirate71

    Men in Black Men. Get ready Will.

  • May 7, 2010, 2:40 p.m. CST

    by MikeTheSpike

    So what's the payday? Don't make me read some press release to find out, damn it!

  • May 7, 2010, 2:42 p.m. CST

    Josh Brolin can do no wrong in my eyes

    by RETURN_of_FETT

    I'll pretty much watch anything with him in it.

  • May 7, 2010, 2:42 p.m. CST

    Will gotta eat!

    by umbral_shadow_

  • May 7, 2010, 2:42 p.m. CST

    Thank god!

    by redkamel

    I was worried there wasn't going to be a MiB 3 in 3D!

  • May 7, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    but is it in 3D??......

    by MamboMan

    ....Oh

  • May 7, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Im betting Kay gets hit with a youth beam/time ware

    by Saen

    That makes Kay younger, so Brolin will play him in future installments!

  • May 7, 2010, 2:45 p.m. CST

    You know who I'd like to see cast in this one

    by skimn

    since Sonnefeld likes quirky casting..Eric Wareheim and Tim Heidecker. Why? Why the fuck not.

  • May 7, 2010, 2:48 p.m. CST

    ...The difference between 1 and 2

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    ...The first was original and "brilliant" in how they showed aliens livin among us and how small and insignificant our world is (which made me first realize that im an atheist)... by the time the second one came out, it was an already played out concept and there was nothin suprisin or mindblowin or anythin to make you think... only real way a third movie could work if they go to an alien world where they are havin an election year or somethin

  • May 7, 2010, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Karl Urban already nailed Tommy Lee Jones

    by JackSlater4

    in Comanche Moon

  • May 7, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Wikki wikki wah wah!

    by umbral_shadow_

    Sorry, wrong film...

  • May 7, 2010, 2:50 p.m. CST

    I'M JIGGY WIT IT

    by Darth Busey

  • May 7, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    yourSTEPDADDY

    by Darth Busey

    So you're saying that the movie "Men In Black" made you realize that you are an atheist? You, sir, are an idiot.

  • May 7, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Meh...

    by MehCritic

    With how many good episodes the t.v series had there really isn't a good excuse for why the third one should be as lame as the second. Something tells me we'll be seeing space travel in this one followed by lots of product placement.

  • May 7, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    I have no love for these movies....

    by D o o d

    First one was at the best ok. The second one was shameful and predictably they're only doing a third because they know they can rake it in with the 3D nonesense!<p>YAWN!

  • May 7, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Darth Busey

    by MehCritic

    Instead of "I found god in a bar" "I lost god in a movie theater" sigh...

  • May 7, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    WTF

    by RobertCrane

    Will Smith gotta eat!!!!

  • May 7, 2010, 2:57 p.m. CST

    Will Smif likes to balance his career with

    by JackSlater4

    "popcorn and prestige"<P> If MiB3D is the popcorn flick, what atrocity will the prestige flick be? Oh I know, Philadelphia remake, only this time, the lawyer has the AIDS so he can essentially combine Denzel and Hanks characters into one.

  • May 7, 2010, 2:57 p.m. CST

    skimn

    by Nice Marmot

    Gimme a high 5 for the Tim & Eric love. Their movie is out next year!!!!

  • May 7, 2010, 3:01 p.m. CST

    RobertCrane

    by MehCritic

    Zombie MJ just need to pass him some kiddie snacks.

  • May 7, 2010, 3:01 p.m. CST

    aw...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...hell, no...

  • May 7, 2010, 3:03 p.m. CST

    87-year-old Rip Torn reads this and cries in his jail cell

    by ricarleite2

    Will Smith needs to pay another film to his talenteless boy. "Da-aad! Why don't I have a 3D film? I want a 3D film NOOOOWWW!"

  • May 7, 2010, 3:05 p.m. CST

    Wow! In 3D!!??? Thanks for the Warning, Assholes!

    by --- Emperor ---

    I am so glad after Avatar's success, hollywood is trying to further emulate the success with their usual SHIT (but this time in 3D!!!). Yup, that's all I need to know that I WON'T be watching the movie (in 3D no less). Thanks for saving me money in advance, you fucking worthless vultures! If one happens to get decent reviews (like How to Train your Dragon), I'll just download it. Thanks for the warning in advance though. It's saved me a hell of a lot of dough. :-D <p> In fact, I haven't seen a single 3D film since Avatar. Why? Because I knew you shitheads would try to rape the fuck out of it, until everybody can taste their own vomit in their teeth. <p> Fucking pigs.

  • May 7, 2010, 3:08 p.m. CST

    Oh, Jaden Smif will be in this for sure

    by JackSlater4

    Most likely playing Rip Torn's character.

  • May 7, 2010, 3:08 p.m. CST

    Gotta get my TAYNE fix

    by JackSlater4

    can't stop watching

  • May 7, 2010, 3:17 p.m. CST

    Re MIB convertin me to atheism

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    ....After i saw the movie, i realized that i am a man of science (at that time, preteen of science)... i realized that since the universe is neverending meaning that their has to be other life out there (water on mars? say what?)... i also realize thats since we are not even close to the "center" of the universe that god couldnt had created earth in a week... also god could not possibly omnipotent cuz that just makes no sense... i realized that since neanderthals and cromagnum and the other "original humans" were here first, that there couldnt had been a Adam and Eve (and some cases Lilith)... pretty much, MIB changed my view of life and so far, my views are more correct than the christian views... cuz ya know, they think Adam was ridin on trexs while Eve was tryin to ignore a TALKIN snake... yea, im the idiot

  • May 7, 2010, 3:18 p.m. CST

    Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Movie

    by Jay_Lenos_Ugly_Wife

    Only a matter of time.

  • May 7, 2010, 3:21 p.m. CST

    ...Also i learned

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    ...There was an ancient race called the sumerians who were here before Christians who drew hieroglyphics of aliens comin to earth to give them life... im kinda inclined to believe the eye witness report of someone who was at the scene of the crime ten minutes after it happened then some guy who shows up days later talkin about zombies

  • May 7, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    KEEP JADEN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MOVIE!

    by RETURN_of_FETT

    One Smiff is enough! Otherwise it will be a feedback loop of "Awww heeeeelll naaaaaw!"

  • May 7, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST

    iPad is alien technology

    by Jay_Lenos_Ugly_Wife

    Steve Jobs is an alien will be one of the jokes.

  • May 7, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST

    i miss agent M

    by Seth Brundle

    :(

  • May 7, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST

    AICN racists incoming in 3,2,1....

    by ganymede3010

    DoctorWho, CoughlinsLaw, please report to node 44987.

  • May 7, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Jay_Lenos_Ugly_Wife

    by JackSlater4

    Your post was groan-inducingly accurate

  • May 7, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST

    Rip Torn could use the job

    by Magnus Greel

    It might keep him from breaking into banks.

  • May 7, 2010, 3:48 p.m. CST

    So how much will his payday actually be?

    by YouCantBanThePhoenix

    Nothing against Will Smith, but why is Sony breaking the bank for MIB 3 and then going budget conscious for the crappy Spiderman reboot, instead of going ahead with a balls out Spiderman 4. Raimi's Spiderman movies were stronger performers than MIB, by far.

  • May 7, 2010, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Or Francis Ford Coppola

    by JackSlater4

  • May 7, 2010, 3:54 p.m. CST

    The cartoon series was better than either movie

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    Elle looked a lot hotter as a blonde.

  • May 7, 2010, 3:58 p.m. CST

    This needs a reboot

    by SmokingRobot

    With much younger and MUCH CHEAPER actors. These 'Vanity Exhibitions' are painful to watch.

  • May 7, 2010, 4:02 p.m. CST

    Where's the amount Will Smith is making?

    by Dreamwriter

    The article title is about how Will Smith is getting a huge payday. But I see nothing in this news story about that. How do we know he is getting paid a ton? For all we know, he could have agreed to do it free, which is why he's the only one signed up so far.

  • May 7, 2010, 4:05 p.m. CST

    I'll skip it.

    by disfigurehead

  • May 7, 2010, 4:16 p.m. CST

    Rip Torn as Z, robbing a bank drunk off his ass?

    by brodiebruce_405

    yeah?

  • May 7, 2010, 4:16 p.m. CST

    I will not watch this.

    by V'Shael

    They burned us all too badly with the sequel.

  • May 7, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    this make me feel old:

    by ludmir88

    "this new chapter will deliver a fresh fun twist for fans of the franchise while also introducing the Men in Black to a whole new generation of moviegoers.”

  • May 7, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    Will Smith gotta buy another yacht!!

    by Reckoner

    Nobody is excited about this. Will should have done the Francis Lawrence movie instead. Guess he didn't feel like taking a risk. Sell OUT!!!

  • May 7, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    AWWW HEELLLLL NAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Reckoner

  • May 7, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Sonnenfeld DID photograph Blood Simple,

    by skimn

    Raising Arizona, and Miller's Crossing..so, he gets a big 'ol pass in my book. But yea, his directing gigs have been pretty spotty...RV???, Big Trouble????, you-name-your-non-favorite...

  • May 7, 2010, 4:47 p.m. CST

    Very cool!

    by Lornsorrow

    But dump the 3D.

  • May 7, 2010, 4:49 p.m. CST

    And Millers Crossing

    by belasco_house

  • May 7, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Bring back Linda Fiorentino

    by Gorgomel

  • May 7, 2010, 5:05 p.m. CST

    Oh, Thank God!

    by TinkerTIW

    Because, you know, there's so much more story to tell.

  • May 7, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST

    I'd rather see a sequel to Hancock...

    by kravmaguffin

    MIB2 still leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Not as bad a XXX 2, now that was by far one of the worst movies I've ever seen. All hell naw! gfy

  • May 7, 2010, 5:39 p.m. CST

    AW HELL YEAH!!

    by spud mcspud

    Go back to the nihilistic humour of the first movie, though. Loved that "we're worthless specks of shite in a vast, uncaring universe" tone.

  • May 7, 2010, 5:47 p.m. CST

    And while we're thinking 'bout athiestic nihilism in a summer mo

    by spud mcspud

    Why can't someone decent (like Paul Greengrass) make a fucking movie out of Daniel Easterman's THE JUDAS TESTAMENT?? As a religious conspiracy thriller, it fucking pissed all over that DA VINCI CODE shite, is way better written than ANYTHING by Dan Boring and actually raises some interesting questions. Decetn amount of action sequences, too. Just don't cast Matt Damon - that fucker's been in everything lately and I can't be arsed watching him in this movie. Give someone like Richard Armitage a shot on the big screen. Matt Smith for the scholarly archaeologist guy.

  • May 7, 2010, 5:55 p.m. CST

    If Jaden is in it, will they retitle it MEN IN WHITE?!?...

    by Monkey_King

    since the retards in Hollywood made a clusterfuck of Epic proportions calling the Chinese-set film starring Smith's demonseed THE KARATE KID when it has NOTHING to do with Karate or Japan. KUNG FU KID is/was/shoulda been the title it was promoted/released as.

  • May 7, 2010, 5:56 p.m. CST

    well its not going to be worse than the POS MIB2

    by ominus

    thats for sure

  • May 7, 2010, 6:02 p.m. CST

    Re spud

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    ...Never heard of that book nor have i seen any of that directors movies, but i do like Damon when it comes to comedic movies (ie Oceans #, Dogma, and the siamese movie)... somethin about the way he acts when it comes to serious material make me view him as a retard... and action is not his strong suit either...

  • May 7, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST

    Don't Support This Film

    by Media Messiah

    Will Smith is a one trick pony and his trick has gotten boring!!!

  • May 7, 2010, 6:15 p.m. CST

    Wild Wild West

    by INWOsuxRED

    I don't hate Smith, but I hate the idea that he is thought to be a draw, rather than an asterisk to sfx movies. Everyone else realizes star power is for the most part a thing of the past. Time for Will Smith to fall flat on his face. I hope this cash grab/unwanted sequel fails.

  • May 7, 2010, 6:17 p.m. CST

    ...The worst thing ya can about Will Smith is

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    ...He is a scientologist... thats it (heiters)... maybe he has to bleach his skin to get the proper love he deserves

  • May 7, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST

    So what's Will's payday? 25 mil?

    by lcworld

    Men in black 3... Hollywood's running out of ideas?

  • May 7, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    Holy fuck, no!

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    Enough of this shit already!

  • May 7, 2010, 6:58 p.m. CST

    911

    by Thor51

    Didn't the act of 9/11 affect the original ending and that added to the slapdash ending we were left with?

  • May 7, 2010, 7:36 p.m. CST

    will we get a MIB 3 rap by Will Smith?

    by Titus05

    he always likes to rap the main theme song from most movies he does

  • May 7, 2010, 7:37 p.m. CST

    josh acting like tommy lee jones

    by BoldandRude

    should be easy, how hard is it to be an ass hole

  • May 7, 2010, 8:33 p.m. CST

    http://twitter.com/aintitfatnews

    by HairyKnollsTwitter

    http://twitter.com/aintitfatnews

  • May 7, 2010, 9:06 p.m. CST

    Josh Brolin NO. Josh Hartnett YES.

    by DickBallsworth

    Looks just like TLJ, no makeup necessary. Come on Sonnenfeld, get on the stick!

  • May 7, 2010, 9:09 p.m. CST

    Media Messiah...

    by BrynnerBot

    ...how dare you insult Jada Pinkett Smith! She may be Will Smith's main trick but he still has Tom Cruise on the side. Based on the absolute shittiness of the second one I don't have any hopes for this installment. A shame as the first one really was a very fun flick. Actually fuck Will Smith just bring back Linda Fiorentino and Tommy Lee Jones and they guy that played the roach in the hillybilly skin suit. Actually no nevermind how about they just scrap this all together.

  • May 7, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    Tom Green should be the Villain

    by TheJudger

    Everyone hates him now. Him and Paulie Shore and Kevin "I make fun of Pauly Shore to mask my "I'm from the same hack ilk" insecurity. Toss in carrothead for extra measure and there you go, The villains of MIB 3. Everyone will hate them right from the start if you just let them play themselves.

  • May 7, 2010, 9:49 p.m. CST

    I hate it when awesome DPs turn to directing

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    Sonnenfeld's photography on the late-80s output of the Coens and Danny De Vito was nothing short of exceptional. It's a CRIME that there isn't an anamorphic DVD of Raising Arizona, which remains one of the best-shot movies I have EVER seen. Sonnenfeld hasn't worked as a DP since...what, Misery?

  • May 7, 2010, 9:57 p.m. CST

    I almost walked out of "MIB 2" —

    by blakindigo

    Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones didn't seem into it. Don't know if I could make it through a 3rd one.<br><br>I'd like to see Smith work with Spielberg on a serious SF project — something with the tone of "Minority Report" where Smith utilizes his charm like he did in "Enemy of the State" without overindulging himself.

  • May 7, 2010, 10 p.m. CST

    Nasty In The Pasty

    by blakindigo

    I Sonnenfeld he wanted to branch out. This is a gross GENERALIZATION, but it seems directors that shoot tend to have a more consistent track record than shooters that become directors. I could be wrong but, it seems the exceptions prove the rule.

  • May 7, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    Less 3-D, More 42-DD

    by VikkiMarsdale

    IMDb says Will Smith is currently attached to 28 different projects currently in development. He's like Janeane Garofalo in the '90s, unable to turn down a role, or like Jimi Hendrix, who never met a contract he didn't sign.

  • May 7, 2010, 10:07 p.m. CST

    Are Linda, Flora and Tino going to be in this one?

    by VikkiMarsdale

    They're sexy hot.

  • May 7, 2010, 10:32 p.m. CST

    http://twitter.com/aintitfatnews

    by HairyKnollsTwitter

    http://twitter.com/aintitfatnews

  • May 8, 2010, 1:08 a.m. CST

    I'm glad they're giving it a shot and 3D could work...

    by Jaka

    ...for this one. I love the first one and I'd really like there to be a sequel that I don't despise.

  • May 8, 2010, 1:09 a.m. CST

    no MIB 1st two are shit

    by Wookie_1995

  • May 8, 2010, 1:32 a.m. CST

    I don't blame the studio...

    by Orbots Commander

    ...given that Smith is pretty much the only actor left with any star power (though it may be waning, which explains the cash-in). Hey, it's good everyone in question gets another gig and a check. Can't say I'm excited to see this though. <p> The original MIB was basically a perfect single movie that's tough to follow up. I caught a bit of MIB 2 again yesterday, on cable, and everybody involved *still* looks very bored on-screen.

  • May 8, 2010, 5:11 a.m. CST

    Groan........

    by sam jacksons wig

    ... if that fucking pug ugly talking dog re-appears then I will find it, skin it and put it in a fucking pie!

  • May 8, 2010, 5:48 a.m. CST

    The Rock would be a great replacement for

    by estacado1

    Will Smith.

  • May 8, 2010, 5:58 a.m. CST

    As long as that fucking dog is out

    by savagedave

    Christ that was annoying.

  • May 8, 2010, 8:22 a.m. CST

    wow its in 3d!

    by Potatino

    shocking!!!

  • May 8, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Have K's Friends come Back

    by Autodidact

    With basic relativity theory you could easily have some of K's friends come back who left on the UFO back in the 50s/60s. They'd be the same age they were then if they were moving close to C for the balance of time.

  • May 8, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    oh god.......

    by theDannerDaliel

  • May 8, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Will Smith

    by Star Hump

    thy name is HACK

  • May 8, 2010, 1:45 p.m. CST

    Fuck Will Smith

    by AsimovLives

    I'm beyond tired of that commercial bitch. And what he did to I ROBOT and I AM LEGEND is beyond redemption. He produced both movies,he takes full resonsability. Fuck him for the travesty he made to those two movies, based on two hallowed Sf classics. Fuck him up his fucking ass. The guy can go fuck himself. Fuck Will Smith. He can get all the money he gets from MI3 and shove it up his ass. Fuck him. Fucking assclown.

  • May 8, 2010, 1:53 p.m. CST

    Get rid of Will Smith

    by BurnedNotice_Dude

    Get a bunch of different actors some with big roles. Others with cameos or small roles. Older and young ones to be MIB. If the script is right it will be just fine.

  • May 8, 2010, 6:43 p.m. CST

    "Looks like I gotta buy the White Album again."

    by Triple_J_72

    I use that quote for "Star Wars" now. LOL

  • May 8, 2010, 7:34 p.m. CST

    The first MIB is near-perfect

    by GimpInMyPants

    They shouldn't insult the series with two crummy sequels.

  • May 8, 2010, 8:06 p.m. CST

    Wild Wild West was Awesome.

    by CockHammer

    Made you look. POW! Two for flinching. WHAM! Will Smith hasn't been "Hard" since "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." And that show sucked.

  • May 8, 2010, 9:57 p.m. CST

    Frank the pug!!!

    by mr.brownstone

    They better bring back Frank. I'll feel majorly ripped off if I don't get to see a talking pug in 3D. Like my grandpa used to say: "Never trust a man who doesn't enjoy talking dog pictures".

  • May 8, 2010, 11:14 p.m. CST

    Bienvinvdos ay Miami

    by _Venkman

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  • May 9, 2010, 1:38 a.m. CST

    WTF is Executive producing anyway?

    by The Dark Shite

    As I understood it, it's essentially a consultancy role. Speilberg "Executively" produces the Transformers movies too. In other words, he sticks his name to it & does fuck all but count the money.

  • May 9, 2010, 3:54 a.m. CST

    Oh, ETAN Coen.

    by henrydalton

    Wish it was Ethan...

  • May 9, 2010, 7:37 a.m. CST

    3D is here to stay.....get used to it....

    by Arturo

    Years ago people pissed and moaned about sound and colour....and now there moaning about 3D, get fucking over it...Don't worry they will still make 2D films as-well..

  • May 9, 2010, 8:25 a.m. CST

    THE KARATE KID remake trailer was shown...

    by AsimovLives

    ... when i went to the theater to watch KICK ASS. The whole theater laughed. And not because they were liking it.

  • May 9, 2010, 8:26 a.m. CST

    There's people who actually liked WILD WILD WEST?

    by AsimovLives

    Proof,if need be, that no matter how shitty a movie can be, there will always be fools who will like it.

  • May 9, 2010, 11:46 a.m. CST

    3D?

    by affleck bomb phantoms

    What the hell is it with 3D? A movie in 3D doesn't improve it's quality surely? I've read reviews for the blu ray release of Avatar that have knocked 1 star off to make it a four star movie. The lack of 3D means the faults appear. I'm sorry, but if your film is shit, then it's shit, slapping 3D on it does not improve it. The Godfather is amazing, if The Godfather is in 3D, it's still amazing. Batman & Robin is shit, 3D means that it's shit in three dimensions.

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  • May 9, 2010, 12:29 p.m. CST

    TheJudger, I second that. Frank was awesome.

    by FamousEccles

    Fuck Tommy Lee Jones. He does same shit in every movie. Can he play any part other than Tommy Lee Jones?

  • May 9, 2010, 4:12 p.m. CST

    Fuck this movie and fuck Will Smith

    by malificus

    I'd rather watch gulf gulls thrashing around in oil goo than see this pile of shit. What a fucking douchebag, cha-ching! Will! cha-ching!!

  • May 9, 2010, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Can't be any worse than MIB2, still it will probably pretty bad.

    by SamLoomis1978

    Although Josh Brolin is a fine actor.

  • May 9, 2010, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Will Smiff gotta eat!

    by fiester

    Aw hell naw!

  • May 9, 2010, 7:30 p.m. CST

    MIB3: Thetan Attack

    by conspiracy

    An Army of Thetan Spirits led by Lord Xenu is headed towards earth in order to ease population overcrowding in the Galaxy. Between earth and certain genocide stand Agents J and K, along with the reincarnated body of long dead Xenu expert L.Ron Hubbard (played by John Travolta)</p><p>Armed only with a talking Chihuahua, 3 E-meters, and a multi-Billion Dollar offshore bank account can our heros get the population into the specially designed Thetan Proof Scientology shelter in New Mexico and defeat the Evil Lord Xenu before the IRS ends the Scientology Tax Exemption, labels them a for profit organization and tries to collect back taxes therefore dooming man to certain extinction?! Only Tom Cruise and YOU will know for sure...Coming 12/23/2012.

  • May 9, 2010, 10:03 p.m. CST

    yourStepdaddy believes in aliens

    by Dr. Hfuhruhurr

    There is an order to the universe and it is illogical to believe that order was an accident. For the universe to be as massive as it is and as ordered as it is by accident is illogical. Evolution shows that each life form has a higher level above it, from the smallest microbe all the way up to man. Man is certainly not the highest life form possible. No ordinary being on any possible planet can be. It's only logical to believe that there is a perfect life form at the very top of the scale. That being has to be God.

  • May 9, 2010, 10:40 p.m. CST

    I Liked MiB 2

    by Griefo

    After seeing it 100s of times on Starz back in the day. like a crappy song on the radio you've heard so many times, you're eventually humming along.

  • May 10, 2010, 8:20 a.m. CST

    How much longer is Sony going to be creatively bankrupt?

    by Arteska

    I mean I get that that can be applied to all the studios to a degree but Sony is on one hellacious run of crappy output here. Watching them torpedo Spider Man and then grasp and clutch at other other studio's franchises (Bond) while trying to exhume things like not gonna happen in the way audiences want Ghostbusters and now a mostly unwelcome MIB installment is really pathetic.

  • May 10, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    no one will watch this...

    by Damned if I can login

    no one will watch this...(skip)...no one will watch this...(skip)...this film will tank...(skip)...this film will tank...(skip)...Sonnefield is a hack...(skip)...Sonnefield is a hack...(skip)...wah...(skip)...wah...(skip)...wah...(skip)...wah...(skip)...wah...(skip)...wah...<p>Geez Frikkin' Louise. It's amazing how everyone hated and no one watched a couple of films that made *mass* quantities of $$$ and spawned an animated series.