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You Don't Have To Wait Until July 20th, 2012 To See The Next BATMAN Movie!!

Published at: May 3, 2010, 9:41 a.m. CST

Merrick here...
With a look at BATMAN XXX (which makes it BATMAN 30). Looks like quite a bit of effort was taken to (at least semi-believably) re-create the look of the Adam West/Burt Ward television series - hell, they even got that show's Batmobile!

I'm betting this is a healthy serving of cheese topped with a whole lotta fucking. It's difficult to be sure given the material included in this trailer, but wouldn't it be funny if this picture ended up being a more tolerable BATMAN than either of Schumacher's films? Wonder if animated words will pop out during the sex scenes? BANG! PUMP! Etc... A Romero-esque Joker with a Phaser? Penthouse Pet Tori Black as Catwoman? Admit it, you know you're at least a little enticed...
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  • May 3, 2010, 9:39 a.m. CST

    sounds good to me

    by mojoman69

    first!

  • May 3, 2010, 9:39 a.m. CST

    Well, if Initial Reports Were to Be Believed . . .

    by Dave I

    We'd have a much shorter wait. Sorry, couldn't help myself.<p><p>-Cheers

  • May 3, 2010, 9:41 a.m. CST

    Wait!

    by Ripleys_nipples

    What?

  • May 3, 2010, 9:42 a.m. CST

    That is the best trailer they could come up with?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I'm all over this idea, but that trailer was rated G.

  • May 3, 2010, 9:42 a.m. CST

    Wish the guy had more of a Adam West voice goin

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    I almost said Billy West. That would be interesting too.

  • May 3, 2010, 9:44 a.m. CST

    Recent high quality story-driven porn parodies...

    by V'Shael

    Well, higher quality than the usual "let's fuck" porns of recent years. I've seen The Friends one, The Seinfeld one, and the Scrubs one and the Trek one. Easily the best of them was the Trek one. It was a remake of "Space Seed" and is well worth checking out.<br /><br />I'll probably check this one out too for a laugh.

  • May 3, 2010, 9:46 a.m. CST

    ...better than LORD OF THE G-STRINGS?

    by FlickaPoo

  • May 3, 2010, 9:46 a.m. CST

    Porno's have too big a budget these days

    by mav07

  • May 3, 2010, 9:49 a.m. CST

    Ron Jeremy is in it

    by BumLove

    For a gross-out factor, I presume.

  • May 3, 2010, 9:50 a.m. CST

    You forgot 'Snuff!!!'

    by Drunken Irishman

    How could you discuss a porn version of Batman modelled on the Adam West series, and not use that word? Holy coitus interruptus Batman!

  • May 3, 2010, 9:50 a.m. CST

    I preferred the Cosby's and Goodtimes

    by Amadeo Zeller

    porn parodies, myself...The Seinfeld porn parody sucked, but the Trek parody was pretty amusing.

  • May 3, 2010, 9:50 a.m. CST

    the real question is does it have a hot sex scene

    by ominus

    between batman and robin or is this film targeted for straights only?

  • May 3, 2010, 9:50 a.m. CST

    ...gotta do better than that with Catwoman.

    by FlickaPoo

  • May 3, 2010, 9:52 a.m. CST

    Yeah, it looks TOO well produced.

    by Ironhelix

    I just want to see some chick getting banged in a hotel room.

  • It will not longer be a joke. I'm in.

  • May 3, 2010, 9:56 a.m. CST

    holy tits batman!

    by benizdead

    is it really worrying that I noticed the Joker has a phaser? anyway, as long the dynamic duo don't get into each others tights, looks good!

  • May 3, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST

    Is this what AICN has come to now?

    by DrumsInTheDeep

    Click-grabbing headlines that turn out to be about porn?

  • May 3, 2010, 9:58 a.m. CST

    Ron jeremy should be the penguinXD

    by nickbeta

  • May 3, 2010, 9:59 a.m. CST

    No nickbeta, Ron Jeremy is the Hedgehog

    by Continentalop

  • May 3, 2010, 10 a.m. CST

    THEY SHOULD HAVE HIRED NIC CAGE!!!

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    He can do the Adam West voice and he needs the cash!<p>And he probably loves fucking too.

  • May 3, 2010, 10:06 a.m. CST

    ...hope it isn't too gritty and realistic.

    by FlickaPoo

  • May 3, 2010, 10:10 a.m. CST

    Lame lame lame...

    by Reelheed

    At least try a little. Buttman and Throbbin' perhaps? Scatwoman? The Poker? The Diddler? This is just horribly lazy. I'm not seeing one laugh here. It's actually like an episode of the show presumably interspersed with intercourse. A parody should have to be more than 50% comedy content. This is obviously porn 1st and parody 2nd and I hope DC sue them till they are sore. In the wallet.

  • May 3, 2010, 10:18 a.m. CST

    My Sunday School Kids Class will love this!

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    Cool! The kids I teach in my Sunday School Class love Batman! However, "The Dark Knight" was just too dark and adult for them. They love the fun and campy 1960s Batman show. I'm so glad some kind soul decided to recreate the wonder of that show for today's kids. I'm going to order this right away and maybe show it during Sunday School next week. I know it's not exactly related to the Bible, but I think the kids will love it and the Church staff will approve. I can't wait to see the looks on my kid's faces when they see Batman and Robin get into some serious action again. God Bless this film.

  • May 3, 2010, 10:20 a.m. CST

    but will it be in 3-D

    by ORIONgods

  • May 3, 2010, 10:23 a.m. CST

    Yeah....

    by Bruce Leroy

    I love porn just as the next guy but first that "Batman 2010" blunder and now this...Having a slow news day AICN?

  • May 3, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Jesus Christ, you guys even bitch about PORN???

    by Mrhazard

  • May 3, 2010, 10:34 a.m. CST

    There will be nipples on this batsuit.

    by Magnus Greel

    Plus other various and sundry items.

  • May 3, 2010, 10:35 a.m. CST

    looks better then batman and robin

    by nymetsfan2191

    admit it

  • May 3, 2010, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Tori Black as Catwoman = EPIC WIN

    by We_like_it_VERY_MUCH

    That is all.

  • May 3, 2010, 10:37 a.m. CST

    I wonder how much....

    by Holeman

    buttfucking will be in this movie? Will the question of the 'batpoles' rumor finally be answered? Why the fuck does the Joker have a phaser? Is this some kind weird crossover thing? I hope this sparks a whole slew of superhero porn. I for one an dying to see the eventual Elongated Man/Plastic Man/Bree Olsen 3-way where they're literally plugging all her holes with everything they can and she still looks like she can't feel anything.

  • May 3, 2010, 10:39 a.m. CST

    XXX-Men

    by Magnus Greel

  • May 3, 2010, 10:39 a.m. CST

    The 30rock was pretty entertaining

    by David Cloverfield

    Except for their Tracy. They had a pretty amusing Jack Donnaghey. They had the sillines down. "Kenneth, I'm going to make you senior page" - started a dream sequence where Kenneth wears a sombrero, with two babes happily fucking him, since he is "SEÑIOR PAGE". And the "porn versions" appeared in one of the real episodes. Fun.

  • May 3, 2010, 10:43 a.m. CST

    Yay and April Fools-style headline from AICN! Thanks guys!

    by Skyfly

    Do people pay you to post their YouTube videos?

  • May 3, 2010, 10:45 a.m. CST

    A Catwoman-Batgirl sex scene would be hot.

    by F-18

    I've seen Tori Black and Lexi Belle fuck in another video.

  • May 3, 2010, 10:51 a.m. CST

    This is the best news you can come up with?

    by Pancho_Villa

  • May 3, 2010, 10:59 a.m. CST

    ...This is sad

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    ...I love porn, i do i do, but this is sad aicn... im really waitin for the "final straw" to leave this site... come on Harry, come out the closet as a racist

  • May 3, 2010, 11 a.m. CST

    Advertising porn. A new low.

    by bigbaldpapa

    Seriously.

  • May 3, 2010, 11:01 a.m. CST

    Randy Spears as The Joker?

    by Shermdawg

    That ought to be amusing.

  • May 3, 2010, 11:01 a.m. CST

    Red NSFW Warning Woulda Been Nice!

    by utz_world

    Just saying! Luckly my workplace has streaming/flash/You Tube blocked!

  • May 3, 2010, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Seinfeld Porno was a masterpeice

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

    he even did an x rated stand up in the opening, great filmmaking

  • May 3, 2010, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Tori Black and Lexi Belle... sold!

    by Super Rabbi

  • May 3, 2010, 11:17 a.m. CST

    Tori Black as Catwoman

    by Amazing Maurice

    Fuck and Yes

  • May 3, 2010, 11:28 a.m. CST

    utz_world, other than the XXX title, it's safe.

    by Shermdawg

  • May 3, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    by Jon Voights Ballsack

    Wow, so you're complaining that the clip on YOUTUBE didn't have naughty stuff in it. Sit down, close your laptop, and think about that for a moment. Last time I checked, most buttfucking cumguzzling clips get yanked off Youtube faster than you can yank one out.

  • May 3, 2010, 11:34 a.m. CST

    Tori Black is the sexiest fucking thing ever

    by darthwaz1

  • May 3, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    I love people who complain about people complaining...

    by Shermdawg

    ...when the people they're complaining about aren't really complaining in the first place, which makes their complaining seem silly.

  • May 3, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Tori Black is a hideous cum dumpster

    by alienindisguise

    Her butt face and awful fake tits make me wanna vomit

  • May 3, 2010, 11:42 a.m. CST

    Brings new meaning to the term "Batpole"...

    by dihay

  • May 3, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Ain't it a Slow News Day???

    by Philvis

    Come on guys, is this the closest to news or scoops you have for us today? What happened to the insider set pics and scoops. You've gotta give us better stuff than this.

  • May 3, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Sad that there's a whole generation now...

    by thecomedian

    ...that doesn't remember the 60's Batman. Seriously, when I went to see Kick Ass a few weeks ago the whole bit the Nic Cage was doing flew right over most of the teen to 20 something audiences head. One of the greatest cult TV shows of all time right up there with Star Trek and it's lost to the ages over some stupid WB Fox beef. Someone's gotta make some since, is it really that hard to work out the legal and split profit shares on a 45 year old TV show?

  • May 3, 2010, 11:56 a.m. CST

    How does Warner Bros. not sue.

    by fiester

    Come on: that's more than a parody--that's wholesale intellectual property theft.

  • May 3, 2010, 12:01 p.m. CST

    Randy Spears as The Joker = GENIUS

    by runawayboulder

  • May 3, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    No, that's parody

    by V'Shael

    So long as no one could reasonably mistake it for the genuine article, I think it's safe.

  • May 3, 2010, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Where's the link?

    by Double M

    How does one go about ordering this cinematic marvel. I may even be able to get my wife to watch this with me because of the sheer silliness.

  • May 3, 2010, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Another fucking remake?!?

    by Horace Cox

    Literally, in this case. What's next? THE DICK KNIGHT?

  • May 3, 2010, 12:27 p.m. CST

    Alexis Texas!

    by Omar B

    Yes, I'm all about that.

  • May 3, 2010, 12:45 p.m. CST

    That's a good point about the 3D

    by boogel

    Does anyone know...do they make 3D porn. If anything was going to drive the sales of 3DTVs it would be porn. Sort of a repeat of the growth of DVDs. Porn first, then everything else.

  • May 3, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST

    Will Batman and Robin finally fuck each other silly?

    by AsimovLives

    Will they finally get a room?

  • May 3, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    With the xXx in the title

    by Magnus Greel

    Does that mean Vin Diesel and Samuel L. Jackson play the dynamic duo?

  • May 3, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    I bet it has less plot holes than TDK

    by jaysin420

    just sayin

  • May 3, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    They did a Star Trek OS parody, too...

    by Zardoz

    Not that I watched it or anything...

  • May 3, 2010, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Tori Black....

    by castor778

    Is insanely hot, but the girl is loose as all hell now. Maybe it's her love for black guys, but it's impossible to not notice how stretched out she is - she even takes a pounding up the ass from guys like Lexington Steele with no problem. Definitely can't deny she's one of the best looking porn stars, but I just don't get how someone like Jenna Haze still appears tight as all hell when she's probably fucked twice the amount of guys where Tori seems like she's been used by every big dick dude on the west coast.

  • May 3, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Holy (fill in the blank here)!!!

    by kbass

    Looks interesting. I'm in!

  • May 3, 2010, 1:19 p.m. CST

    Favorite porn star?

    by Thrillhouse77

    Gianna Michaels. Great attitude. She absolutely loves fucking.

  • May 3, 2010, 1:19 p.m. CST

    Kick-Ass fanboys are really waiting for Kick-Ass: XXX

    by MobileAccess

    So they have their Hit-Girl pedo fantasies come true!

  • May 3, 2010, 1:22 p.m. CST

    jaysin: good call, my friend

    by mrgray

    It'll also be less ponderous and at least when the characters talk in exposition it'll be about something interesting, like blowjobs.

  • May 3, 2010, 1:24 p.m. CST

    I am with Omar

    by orange84

    If Alexis Texas is in it, I am watching.

  • May 3, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    I thought Nick Manning was Batman . . .

    by SkidMarkedUndies

    what happened there?

  • May 3, 2010, 1:26 p.m. CST

    jaysin420

    by AsimovLives

    That means zero plot holes, since TDK doesn't have them. Sure, some people think it has... those that cannot think while watching movies, because they think you should, because they believed Jerry Bruckheimer's bullshit line hook and sinker.

  • May 3, 2010, 1:32 p.m. CST

    I know I don't have to wait until 2012

    by SemenStains

    Because Beaks once said the release date was in two months.

  • May 3, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Alexis Texas... I'm there

    by Doc_Martigan

  • May 3, 2010, 2:07 p.m. CST

    AICN.... wow. That was low.

    by Se7en

    I'm speechless as to where AICN has sunk.

  • May 3, 2010, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Porn with story and plot kinda bugs me

    by Tall_Boy66

    To be honest, I practically hate it when they even talk in porn. I'm a "get to the point and don't dress it up". Beating off to the Joker fucking Catwoman would be really weird.

  • May 3, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Alexis Texas

    by rogueleader66

    Is sexy as hell, i'd love a shot at her and her sweet ass, and from what I have read about her, she aint picky about guys, you just need a cock, hell even if it aint true, it gives normal shmoes like me hope LOL

  • May 3, 2010, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Who will sue first, Warners or Fox?

    by JT Kirk

    Damn, that pornoparody looks like someone brought to fruition the culmination of a life's dream. I'm sure there are tons of guys out there who fantasized about Bats getting it on with Batgirl and Catwoman. The sad part is, for me, I was more titilated watching the REAL BATMOBILE back on the screen, plowing its way out of the Bronson Caves and through the Hollywood hills again. Huh huh, I said "plowing" and "cave" and "hills". If only the audio mix hadn't been so shitty.

  • May 3, 2010, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Same Bat.........wait what?

    by DickJones

    I was trying to figure out a movie to show my guests on my projector...I've found it.

  • May 3, 2010, 2:27 p.m. CST

    Lexi Belle

    by Toonol

    It's a surefire hit. She's the IT-girl of today's porn.

  • May 3, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    When it comes to porn...

    by AceofFreebase

    I'd like my porn to get down to the fucking, don't waste my time with costumes and dialogue. But yeah, Tori Black as catwoman is pretty fucking hot

  • May 3, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    Chris Nolan had better take note

    by twogunjames

    That's the batman movie we have all been waiting for right there.

  • May 3, 2010, 2:57 p.m. CST

    i would like to see Harry in a porn movie

    by ominus

    with Jeremy Ron as his rival in the movie.

  • May 3, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST

    So let me guess...Megan Fox as Catwoman right?

    by Darth Macchio

    Hehehe...so I'm not going to read thru all of the posts but I'd be surprised if one vaginally depraved tb'er isn't looking to see Megan Fox as Catwoman right? As if either have any place in the Nolan films! Natch!<p>Call it obvious but Phillip Seymour Hoffman would make a superb Penguin even tho, to an extent, Penguin seems out of place too. And, with Nolan's 'dark, gritty realism' forte, probably too much like his MI3 character?<p>Personally, I'd like to see what Joseph Gordon-Levitt could do taking over the Joker role from Ledger. This character is just to all around interesting and well written dialog-wise to just drop or not utilize in any way even with Ledger's death. Levitt could pass for Ledger's brother and definitely has the acting chops to pull it off.<p>I still argue that Nolan seems to be going relatively out of his way to not make these movies "comic book-y" and, thus, any of the more flamboyant characters would not really fit. Robin being probably the worst next to Catwoman. The Riddler could be Zodiac-like but then, that's been done before and might not seem fresh? Should be interesting no matter what happens...with as much anticipation of villains as to the actual film itself.

  • May 3, 2010, 4 p.m. CST

    Amazing cast

    by Doctor Manhattan

    If there is one thing I know better than comics, it is porn. Great list of girls. Lexi Belle, Alexis Texas and Tori Black make this a must see.

  • May 3, 2010, 4:04 p.m. CST

    It's not the "real Batmobile."

    by The_Maltese_Vulcan

    There were three fibreglass batmobiles made based on the mold of the original George Barris steel one. The one shown in this porno is Replica number 3 which was at one time used for drag racing, hence the parachute packs located on either side of the flame exhaust that are not present on the original. Check it out at www. 1966batmobile.com We now return you to talking about fake tits and beavers.

  • May 3, 2010, 4:22 p.m. CST

    you silly Talkbackers

    by Puddleglum

    it's Batman porn and someone is debating if it's the "real" Batmobile?! <p> Bwahahahaha

  • May 3, 2010, 4:23 p.m. CST

    Somehow, seeing the Joker have sex is...scary?

    by Puddleglum

    Clowns + Sex = NOT AROUSING. <p> But, I think doing a porn parody of Batman is funny and probably long overdue.

  • May 3, 2010, 4:27 p.m. CST

    And now, for the obvious joke...

    by Dead Megatron

    ... Is it a gay (ad/or bisexual) movie? Anyway, didn't the porn industry stop spending money on sets and plots after the internet made porn cheap to get?

  • May 3, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Since we're discussing porn..

    by worldofwarcraft

    I've been using pornhub dot com for my iPhone one-handed web surfing, but they keep sending me to their "Join our VIP for 89cents a day!" page. Where can I go for some decent free iPhone XXX? Give me a hand here, guys (no homo).

  • May 3, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    Advertising porn. A new low.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    I second that opinion. Perhaps I'll stick to http://twitter.com/aintitfatnews

  • May 3, 2010, 5:50 p.m. CST

    ok......enough with this stupid shit

    by thefooky

    Stupid.

  • May 3, 2010, 6:04 p.m. CST

    HOLY LOOSE VAGINA BATMAN!!!

    by Thanos0145

    Batgirl rubbing my leg has made me aroused. Here's a Bat-condom Robin. Use it well.

  • May 3, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST

    Yvonne Joyce Craig aka Batgirl

    by elsewhere

    I'd love to see some vintage porn of her. She was hot as fuck in that Batgirl getup.

  • May 3, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    Alexis Texas!

    by RedBull_Werewolf

    good god she has the greatest ass in the history of the universe, i would end my life early just to get to rub my stuff against it

  • May 3, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    I think this may be the end of the "parody" defense

    by OutsideChance

    They recreated the TV show so accurately that I don't think throwing some fuck scenes into it is going to save them from the awesome might of the litigious people at WB. Furthermore, unlike the Trek and other parodies, here the masks and costumes prevent you from seeing the faces of the actors and further blur the line between satire and plagarism.

  • May 3, 2010, 6:44 p.m. CST

    Yvonne Craig

    by Negator76

    yeah, bland-looking porn actresses are a little disappointing when you can picture the original actresses in the same costumes. A greased-up, naked Lexi Belle couldn't hold a candle to the BLINDING SUPERNOVA HOTNESS of Yvonne Craig in her Batgirl getup.

  • May 3, 2010, 7 p.m. CST

    i remember reading some years ago about a porno

    by ominus

    movie which was a porn-parody of Tarzan.The producers of the film got sued by the copyright holders of the original Tarzan books,not for copyright infringement but because their parody was not faithful to the books.They had changed the original names of some characters or locations which were in the book !!<br /><p>i dont know if the article was legit,but thats what i had read.

  • May 3, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    I love porn parodies!

    by HapaPapa72

    They could had a better title though. I think my favorite porn pun titles of all time are Intercourse With A Vampire, The Sperminator, and A League of Their Moans. I guess I've outgrown porn though, when I don't recognize any of the "actors" names. Sad.

  • May 3, 2010, 8:01 p.m. CST

    AsimovLives: wrong

    by mrgray

    There ARE plot holes. Giant, gaping plot holes. Moist, wet plot holes. (just keeping in the spirit of the article). <p> Incidentally, if you can't see the flaws in TDK then you're willfully ignorant and an enemy of cinema. You can enjoy the movie and still acknowledge that there are sections that don't logically track. My favorite films have flaws in them. Does that stop them from being my favorites? No. Are there flaws in Citizen Kane? Yes. So. LET. IT. GO. You humorless, reactionary douche.

  • May 3, 2010, 8:10 p.m. CST

    Brilliant

    by aitvc

    As a gay geek, I actually snorted with laughter when I saw the trailer for the porn Batman. If only all porn had these production values! God less America!

  • May 3, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    This one has got to be better...

    by BSGDAN

    ...than "The Big Bang Theory XXX". That one really sucked (no pun intended). Besides, this one has Kimberly Kane! Did you see her as Scully in "The Sex Files"? Fucking hot!!!

  • May 3, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    How does Warner's let this happen?

    by planetran_fan

    Do you think Disney would stand by as the Mouse was desecrated???

  • May 3, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    POW! SOK! BANG! TWAT! JIZZ! SQUIRT!

    by carlanga

  • May 3, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    FIRE MERRICK

    by torontoxic

    This is seriously beyond retarded now. The guy is a whole new bag of douche.

  • May 3, 2010, 10:45 p.m. CST

    randy spears must be pushing 80 by now...

    by Cap'n Jack

  • May 3, 2010, 10:56 p.m. CST

    This will NEVER see the light of day

    by Big Dumb Ape

    Trust me, aWarner Bros (and DC Comics) -- and I'm sure CBS as well -- will be ALL over this shit, in fact they probably are already. OutsideChance is right up above in his post. They worked so hard to recreate things SO faithfully here that NO judge is going to see this as a parody, but rather as a total infringement of copyrighted intellectual material.<p>So enjoy the trailer because that's all you'll ever see of this thing, other than possibly getting a copy via an illegal download that someone posted online -- which now that I think of it, would be ironic and somewhat of a karma payback to the porn industry which has likewise gone out of its way in recent years to crack down on people THEY thought were infringing on porn stars and their likenesses and sex pics, all the while likewise claiming intellectual theft and harmful loss of revenue.

  • May 3, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    How??

    by Jotham

    How are they able to do this without calling down the wrath of a copyright lawyer? I would think WB would be shutting this down ASAP, or at least getting a profit share.

  • May 4, 2010, 1:11 a.m. CST

    why is the Joker holding a phaser?

    by porkinz the x-wing instructor

    hmmmmm....

  • May 4, 2010, 1:25 a.m. CST

    lexi belle is enough to get me to watch. Batman Jokes are a bonu

    by Pop_aristocrat

  • May 4, 2010, 1:28 a.m. CST

    This WILL see the light of day

    by Pop_aristocrat

    I'm going to imagine the lawyers already checked on this one. The laws of parody have a lot of flexibility. Just as Mad magazine can use all of DC's characters and many logos, so long as the character is called "Batty Man" or whathaveyou, I'm sure this thing will fly.

  • May 4, 2010, 1:37 a.m. CST

    "I bet it has less plot holes than TDK" said jaysin420

    by jawsfan

    Fewer plot holes? Maybe. More "holes" in general? Absolutely.

  • May 4, 2010, 1:40 a.m. CST

    And Ron Jeremy as Two-Facial

    by jawsfan

    Ok, I stole that joke.

  • May 4, 2010, 2:06 a.m. CST

    Wait'll they get Joker's load....

    by RobertoInfiniteTHEMoonLander

    LET's PUT a FACIAL on that SMILE!!!

  • May 4, 2010, 2:47 a.m. CST

    This was already done decades ago

    by CimmerianWarrior

    24 years ago as Dickman and Throbbin. Starring John Holmes Tom Byron, Amber Lynn. I own it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132086

  • May 4, 2010, 7:47 a.m. CST

    TDK Plot Hole

    by rogueleader66

    Now keep in mind I absolutely LOVED TDK, but it is not without flaw, and the biggest me to me is this...the hospital.<P>As clearly stated in the film, The Joker attracts nuts, psychos, unstable men, they are his henchmen, yet these are the people who planted bombs in a hospital UNDETECTED BY ANYONE? The way that hospital went down was not the result of one conveniently placed explosive, that was a meticulous operation, well thought out and carefully planned. So does anyone care to explain how in this obviously busy hospital, that NO ONE saw these odd looking people doing something that just didn't seem right? Am I to assume that all the vital areas of the hospital were unguarded, or at the very least conveniently abandoned when these guys were planting the explosives? I worked in a hospital for a short time and guess what? If something like PLANTING EXPLOSIVES was going on, SOMEONE was going to pick up on it, there is no way an operation like that could have gone completely and utterly unnoticed, especially when being carried out by oddballs like the Joker's henchmen.<P>That didnt ruin the movie for me, not by a long shot, but it is a plot hole, no matter how you choose to spin it or explain it. No movie is perfect...NO movie.

  • May 4, 2010, 7:52 a.m. CST

    Oh, and this is not a plot hole, just something that bugged me..

    by rogueleader66

    A bus (a SCHOOL bus) smashes through a brick wall with no damage.....the brick wall of a bank...not exactly a paper thin wall...that's pushing it a bit don't ya think?

  • May 4, 2010, 8:21 a.m. CST

    As both a geek and a consumer of porn total win!

    by hst666

    Tori Black, Lexi Belle, and Andy San Dimas are all great.

  • May 4, 2010, 8:27 a.m. CST

    ominous

    by hst666

    Not sure about the Tarzan thing, There was the whole Superwoman/Ms Magnificent thing back in the 70's when in the year following the release of Superman the Movie, they did a porn parody. I believe if the producers of the pron film had really chosen to fight, they would have won under the parody defense, but it still would have been a costly court battle. What they did was take the reels and manually scratch out the S logo on her chest and redub some dialog. <p><p>One thing to note, trademark fair use is much more limited than copyright fair use, so usage of trademarks like the bat symbol in the trailer is verboten, even though it may be used in the film. <p><p>On a side note Valerie D'orazio posted some clips from some Italian porn version of Batman from 30 years ago. Never seen that film.

  • May 4, 2010, 8:30 a.m. CST

    Yvonne Craig was really hot

    by hst666

    The only other thing I ever saw her in was an episode of my favorite martian

  • May 4, 2010, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Kinda' Neat But Nothing Special

    by Graphix67

    Honestly, a porn-parody of the 1960's Batman series should have been MUCH, MUCH funnier than what I just watched.

  • May 4, 2010, 10:04 a.m. CST

    RedBull_Werewolf

    by rogueleader66

    Agreed on Alexis, definitely an ass to die for, would love to explore that lol

  • May 4, 2010, 12:51 p.m. CST

    rogueleader66

    by Thrillhouse77

    I think you're right about the hospital logic-leap, but remember that the Joker didn't JUST attract oddballs. He had money and leverage to be able to corrupt almost anyone, including some police, at times. <p> Could have been ANYONE planting those bombs, but it still is pretty illogical to think that they could do it unnoticed. <p> Hell, he could have contracted the hospital janitors, or something!

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