Hey folks, Harry here having just gotten home from a very eventful trip to LA to find AICN at the forefront of THE ONION. The hard news organization reported on a story that frankly we had to remove, that reported upon the rumor that Ms Paltrow comes to harm in IRON MAN 2. Honestly, this story was just an unspecific rumor and after I dug a bit, I decided it wasn't the kind of story I wanted to have on the site. Glorifying violence against Gwenyth's lovely and curious face... as much fun as it is - I just had to take it down after Jon Favreau personally called me crying about it. I was so concerned about Jon - that I told him, I'd pull the story if he showed me IRON MAN 2 today. And I did see IRON MAN 2 today. Unfortunately - in order that I see the film, I had to essentially swear not to review the film till the London World premiere... But I hear that due to the constant belching of an Icelandic Volcano, those plans are gone... but still, my review must wait for next Monday. I begged everyone involved to just let me comment on the sheer horror unleashed upon Ms Paltrow in a few scenes - but Jon insists that we keep it all spoiler free for now. I get that. I do. But I will say this - Ms Paltrow has her share of trauma - so be happy, IRON MAN 2 delivers on that front... perhaps not quite to the extent that the most sadistic voyeurs out there would like - most of the meat remains upon her bones, but ya know - Paltrow nails Pepper Potts. For that she deserves to stick around, which I won't confirm as being the case at the end or not. You'll see soon enough. Here's the ONIONS awesome story about the missing AICN story...
'Iron Man 2' Buzz Heats Up Over Rumors Gwenyth Paltrow Gets Punched In Face
