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AICN Exclusive: Jeunet's MICMACS domestic 1-sheet!!!

Published at: April 6, 2010, 5:36 p.m. CST by headgeek

Hey folks, Harry here with the gorgeous one sheet for Jean-Pierre Jeunet's utterly delightful work of whimsy, MICMACS. I've seen this film 3 times now and my enthusiasm for the flick grows with each viewing. I would hesitate to compare Dany Boon directly with Chaplin or Keaton, but I would compare Chaplin & Keaton with Jean Pierre Jeunet. I know Jeunet isn't in front of the lens like those two - but he has a similar mind for cinematic invention to those two. Dany Boon is tremendous as the revenge minded oddball with a bit of lead in his noggin. But each of the team he joins is equally marvelous. If you love film, you should love this movie. At least I hope you do. Jeunet's latest wonder hits our shores in Limited release towards the end of May. We'll keep ya in the know on this one. Now - here's the poster which you can embiggen...





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  • April 5, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST

    Cool...

    by DigitalBeachWar

    ...a movie actually worth looking forward to!

  • April 5, 2010, 6:16 p.m. CST

    neat.

    by RedHorseVector

    i have to be honest, i still haven't seen ALL of amelie or delicatessen. watched the first half of amelie with a girl at college, but i bailed halfway through when she fell asleep and it became apparent that i wouldn't be getting sex.

  • April 5, 2010, 6:18 p.m. CST

    Great Flick

    by Cerpin

    I saw it at SXSW and really loved it. Kind of like a zany Ocean's Eleven.

  • April 5, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    c'est bon

    by sadclown

    At least I hope so. It's been A Very Long Gap since A Very Long Engagement. Why the six year gap?

  • April 5, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    ...i dont trust movies

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    ...that has aint or it or cool or news on the poster...

  • April 5, 2010, 6:39 p.m. CST

    ...since we speakin French in this bitch...

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    ...jmapelle votre stepdaddy... dix-neuf!... <p>PS: dix-neuf sounds like these nuts...<p>AUTHORS NOTE: 19 is yourstepdaddy favorite number...

  • April 5, 2010, 6:39 p.m. CST

    Can't Wait To See It Again

    by rodnunley

    Saw this in December (yay) and can't wait to see it again in the theater. Just a giant load of fun and happy poured onto the screen.

  • April 5, 2010, 6:53 p.m. CST

    Looks awesome. Must see this movie!

    by Hint_of_Smegma

    Very much looking forward to getting my mucky eyeballs locked on to this one.

  • April 5, 2010, 6:56 p.m. CST

    Youre an idiot Harry

    by raidahguy

  • April 5, 2010, 6:56 p.m. CST

    Damn Frenchies

    by raidahguy

  • April 5, 2010, 7:01 p.m. CST

    raidahguy

    by HEADGEEK

    the preferred derogatory term is "Frogs" get with it.

  • April 5, 2010, 7:09 p.m. CST

    NICE!!!!

    by BlueHawaiiSurfer

    One of those "select few sheets" that actually makes me want to see the flick. Well done!

  • April 5, 2010, 7:15 p.m. CST

    Strange title. Is this about the northeastern nation

    by ConstructionShirker

    Native American

  • April 5, 2010, 7:16 p.m. CST

    BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!?!?

    by D.Vader

    Ah thanks for brief logline. Bah.

  • April 5, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Congrats on the quote guys...

    by m_reporter

    Looking forward to this one, although I'm getting kind of tired of Jeunet's... How do I put this... Sensibilities maybe? <p> Time for the guy to evolve a bit more, he's been feeding us the same dark, but very sugar coated pill for 20 years now.

  • April 5, 2010, 7:30 p.m. CST

    Oh I didn't even notice the AICN blurb on the poster

    by D.Vader

    That's why it got posted. Still, I wish there was some sort of logline or plot summary for the rest of us ignorant talkbackers to understand what this movie will be about.

  • April 5, 2010, 8:06 p.m. CST

    m_reporter

    by torontoxic

    Agreed. Jeunet was progressive and exciting but he never matured beyond what he first offered. Not all film makers have to but when you're showing off a sense of style people tend to get tired of the show after a while.

  • April 5, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    Jeunet and Moebius need to team up.

    by CENOBITE

    and one of my favorite films, along with ALIEN and Seven Samurai is Delicatessen.

  • April 5, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Hey that's my quote!

    by copernicus

    Thought it sounded familiar, but I had to reread my review to be sure: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42383

  • April 5, 2010, 10:35 p.m. CST

    supermarch, I agree

    by Stryder

    What Jeunet needs to do is stretch. Like if he... say... took over some respected sci-fi series and put his own quirky French spin on it. I think that would be tits.

  • April 5, 2010, 11:05 p.m. CST

    nice one Copernicus

    by Adelai Niska

    I hate when they quote AICN- you never know it it's a random Harry review, a trustworthy reviewer like Massa or Capone, or a random reader-submitted review. At least Copernicus is a smart guy I can put some stock in. <p> It's the same as when a TV spot quotes the reviewer from Fox TV Miami or something. They might be totally trustworthy, but it seems shady.

  • April 6, 2010, 4:12 a.m. CST

    So good...

    by Captyn

    Saw this a few weeks back at my local indie cinema, just great, whimsical, true, but with a biting satirical edge... well worth checking out.

  • April 6, 2010, 4:43 a.m. CST

    I have seen nearly all of City of lost children..

    by emeraldboy

    Despite the story of the mad man on the oll rig who is a dream stealer. couldnt understand a single thing that went on in that movie.

  • April 6, 2010, 6:32 a.m. CST

    I love City of Lost Children

    by The_Crimson_King

    such a cool damn movie

  • April 6, 2010, 6:35 a.m. CST

    just looked on imdb

    by The_Crimson_King

    this is the first movie this guy has directed since 2004, that's a while

  • April 6, 2010, 10:22 a.m. CST

    Really excited to see this film

    by TheWaqman

    alongside Kick Ass, The Way Back, Inception, Tree of Life and Never Let Me Go. That's all that matters this year for me.

  • April 6, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    City of Lost Children is fucking awesome!

    by Darkartist

    That movie was my first brush with Ron Perlman and I've been a fan of him and Jeunet ever since. That movie is like a dream illustrated

  • April 6, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    I've been a fan of Ron Perlman since COLC too

    by The_Crimson_King

  • April 6, 2010, 2:19 p.m. CST

    A Very Long Engagement was boring

    by REVENGE_of_FETT

    I really hate to say that because I'm a big Jeunet fan, but it's fuckin' true. I think he was just trying to be too normal. Here's hoping for a return to nuttiness with Micmacs.

  • April 6, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Copernicus, gongrats bro!

    by REVENGE_of_FETT

    Still pretty fucking underhanded to quote a talkbacker without giving credit.</P><P>Actually.....THAT'S FUCKIN' BULLSHIT MAN!

  • April 6, 2010, 2:24 p.m. CST

    Gongrats? It's a combo of grits and bong water.

    by REVENGE_of_FETT

  • April 7, 2010, 10:06 a.m. CST

    History will be kind to Alien 4, I think

    by The Mothman

    If you consider the series dead in the water after part 3, as most do, I thought Alien Res. wasn't a bad tombstone. It was basically a remake of the first - get together a crew with personality to spare, set them loose in a haunted house and see what happens. Action was decent. Had a few nice references to the other movies. Looked great. Had a bit too much Winona and freaky half-Aliens, but really, why is it hated so?

  • April 7, 2010, 10:47 a.m. CST

    It this where everyone's BAMFing.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Am I lost?

  • April 7, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    I just saw a nomination...

    by STLost

    but didn't know if it was an actual BAMF or not. *looks around*

  • April 7, 2010, 10:59 a.m. CST

    bitches leave

    by Six Demon Bag

  • April 7, 2010, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Yo, ST Lost.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Let's take this place over anyway.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:03 a.m. CST

    ...the purification ritual was a successful...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...let the Pedalbackery flow!

  • April 7, 2010, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Fucking A, Six!

    by lotharius3rd1118

    If you ever want to clear a room, just start giving people to the Clarence Bodikker/hooker treatment.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:05 a.m. CST

    I agree that this week's Lost was pretty awesome.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I'm a sucker for Desmond-centric episodes. Aside from Hurley and Sawyer, he's the best character on that show.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:05 a.m. CST

    works everytime.

    by Six Demon Bag

    THE TIGERS ARE PLAYING IN TOWN TONIGHT! <P> I never miss a game

  • April 7, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    i actually didnt watch LOST yet..

    by Six Demon Bag

    watched Bad Lieutenant (2)...nic was fucking weirdly over the top again. good to see he has it.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    the funniest ModFam is on tonight

    by Six Demon Bag

    the valentines day ep..

  • April 7, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Here I am.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 7, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Last night's Lost was fucking incredible.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I'm getting chills thinking about it right now.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:14 a.m. CST

    I have yet to watch Modern Family.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I hear good things, but I'm not sure if I should start trying to get into something in the middle of its season.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:14 a.m. CST

    Is it nerdy of me to hear the Lost flash sound

    by ColonelFatheart

    whenever we BAMF?

  • April 7, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Guns, guns, guns, guns!

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I work for Dick Jones! DICK JONES!!

  • April 7, 2010, 11:17 a.m. CST

    ...no nerdier than me hearing the DOCTOR WHO...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Tardis sound...<P> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ_bKX0Wjv4

  • April 7, 2010, 11:19 a.m. CST

    That's awesome, Col.!

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I tend to imagine scene change music from the old Batman TV show. Duh-duh-duh-deh-dee-duh-duh! Batman!

  • April 7, 2010, 11:19 a.m. CST

    Modfam

    by Six Demon Bag

    They are throwing repeats around on tv. And there really isn't any continuity so picking up shouldn't be a prob.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    I got an appointment to see Dick Jones,

    by lotharius3rd1118

    but when I'm done, maybe you can...fit me in.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:23 a.m. CST

    I was worried about not getting running gags

    by lotharius3rd1118

    That was one of Arrested Development's biggest problems when trying to draw in new viewers. So many running jokes that made little sense without a little background.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:25 a.m. CST

    you can keep the gum

    by Six Demon Bag

  • April 7, 2010, 11:34 a.m. CST

    What is Red Foreman doing these days?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 7, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    That gum thing was the best.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Just leaving it for the bitch. I wish I knew what Kurtwood Smith was up to now. I wanna say I saw him do a bit role not too long ago, but I can't remember what movie.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    Arrested development

    by Six Demon Bag

    I love how bob loblaw played by Scott baio replaced Henry winkler as the familys lawyer..which is basically what he did on happy days

  • April 7, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    There's some people defending Alien 4 up there.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    That sucks. If there was ever a movie that I would like to think has no fans whatsoever, it's A:R. Terrible movie. Some of the same people are blasting A Very Long Engagement, which for my money, is one of Jeunet's best.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    We also need more Ronnie Cox in movies.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 7, 2010, 11:42 a.m. CST

    ...I think ALIEN 4 is a nifty sci-fi flick...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I just wish it wasn't an ALIEN sequel.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    I liked him in Rambo 3

    by Six Demon Bag

    With his white suit..how very panama jack company man that was!

  • April 7, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Best Bob Loblaw moment:

    by lotharius3rd1118

    On the phone with Portia de Rossi, who thinks he wants to have phone sex with her. <p> BL: I do have to tell you that I'll be needing to get off in five minutes. <p> PdR: Hmmm. Well, let me see if I can hit that mark for you. <p> Cut back to Bob Loblaw on the speakerphone with his secretary furiously transcribing the conversation.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:45 a.m. CST

    ALIEN 4 sucks ass.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I haven't seen A VERY LONG ENGAGEMENT, but I really liked CITY OF LOST CHILDREN. AMELIE, however, underwhelmed me.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:45 a.m. CST

    I waited for Arrested Development's video release...

    by anonymoose

    ...before I let myself get into it, for that very reason. Besides, I've already got The Office, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, and Parenthood to keep up on. That's enough.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:46 a.m. CST

    Tonally alien 4 is wrong for franchise

    by Six Demon Bag

    I can hear Scary rustling right now.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:46 a.m. CST

    I liked him as the KKK leader in A Time to Kill

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I like that crazy, tiny moustache he had.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:47 a.m. CST

    Definitely need a Ronny Cox increase in movies.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    They should even let him play the guitar and sing.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:48 a.m. CST

    Alien Resurrection

    by anonymoose

    One xenomorph on human scene too many.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:48 a.m. CST

    And we need more Ed O'Neill while we're at it.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I swear, the man has a best supporting actor Oscar in him.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Col., I agree on Amelie.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I expected much more from it based on the amount of praise that it was getting upon its release. Then I saw it and thought it had some cool visuals, but I just didn't give two shits about the main character.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:50 a.m. CST

    Only Mamet knows the power of al bundy

    by Six Demon Bag

  • April 7, 2010, 11:50 a.m. CST

    ...the only thing terrible about ALIENS 4...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...is that it's an ALIENS movie.<P> Well, that, and someone needs to revoke Jeunet's license to own and operate midgets.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:50 a.m. CST

    Only Mamet knows the power of al bundy

    by Six Demon Bag

  • April 7, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    I was peeved when

    by lotharius3rd1118

    the General pours a glass of whiskey for Michael Wincott's character and he uses a whiskey cube that melts into a single shot after putting it under a tiny, blue laser. I just kept thinking, "What a useless piece of technology?" It was a movie filled with shit like that where utterly pointless things were added into the movie to make it either seem more horrific or more SF than it actually was. A stupid, stupid movie.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    I want Tarantino to use Ed O'Neill.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 7, 2010, 11:55 a.m. CST

    AMELIE ran too long.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Whimsical and twee shouldn't exceed 105 minutes.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:56 a.m. CST

    The only reason I sat through Alien 4...

    by anonymoose

    ...is that it's in the Alien series. Otherwise, I would have turned it off somewhere around the backwards basketball shot.

  • April 7, 2010, 12:06 p.m. CST

    Just give me my fuckin' phone call.

    by lotharius3rd1118

  • April 7, 2010, 12:07 p.m. CST

    ...I liked AMELIE, but Colon-El's 105 rule seems...

    by FlickaPoo

    ... reasonable.

  • April 7, 2010, 12:08 p.m. CST

    Alien 4 was my earliest memory of pure disappointment

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Even when I lost my virginity and lasted like 45 seconds. Alien 4 was more anticlimactic than that. I also totally blame it for giving the Alien series a tongue-in-cheek attitude that allowed it to be so easily exploited for the AvP shitstorm.

  • April 7, 2010, 12:15 p.m. CST

    That 105 minute rule is reasonable.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Of course, I feel that way about a lot of movies, not just ones involving whimsical aspects. Like, say, if you're making a movie involving giant robots or if your movie is based off of a Disney theme park ride.

  • April 7, 2010, 12:15 p.m. CST

    45 seconds, Guppy?

    by ColonelFatheart

    I'm lucky if I lasted that long.

  • April 7, 2010, 12:22 p.m. CST

    Well, there may have been a break involved.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I was wanting to go just a little bit longer. Must have been exceptionally pathetic for my girlfriend at the time.

  • April 7, 2010, 12:23 p.m. CST

    THE WIZARD OF OZ, likely the greatest of all

    by ColonelFatheart

    fantastic/whimsical movies, ran 101 mins. 'Nuff said, as the kids would say.

  • April 7, 2010, 12:26 p.m. CST

    I know they're following LOTR and all, but I admit

    by ColonelFatheart

    to being apprehensive about The Hobbit being spread over two movies.

  • April 7, 2010, 12:33 p.m. CST

    a film trilogy is out right now in my area

    by Six Demon Bag

    the RED RIDING TRILOGY its 303 minutes.

  • April 7, 2010, 12:36 p.m. CST

    This weekend my mom and stepdad are meeting my

    by ColonelFatheart

    fiancee's parents for the first time. <p>I'm looking for advice. How much should I drink during this gathering?

  • April 7, 2010, 12:37 p.m. CST

    I don't see much point in it, either.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    For God's sake it was the shortest of the books and now it's being turned into the longest of the movies. I heard that del Toro was planning to spend an entire hour just on the Battle of the Five Armies. That's unbelievably excessive, considering that part of the book was...what?...ten pages max. I don't like the last Harry Potter movie getting spread out, either. Especially since that book had no natural breaking point.

  • April 7, 2010, 12:38 p.m. CST

    I really want to see that Red Riding Trilogy

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Saw some trailers for it on IFC and it looked pretty cool.

  • April 7, 2010, 12:42 p.m. CST

    Do your fiancee's parents drink, Col.?

    by lotharius3rd1118

    If not, keep it two a couple of glasses of wine or beer and nothing heavier. If so, get them to start drinking and copy their every order. Unless, of course, your parents don't drink. Then you should once again take it back a notch. <p> Biggest thing to remember though is that they are most likely to think of each other in a negative light or simply not talk and cause a negative air about the gathering. Or they'll get along famously and you will just have to attempt to not look annoyed.

  • April 7, 2010, 12:45 p.m. CST

    ...I wasn't disappointed with ALIEN 4 because...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...ALIEN 3 had already shit the bed.<P> Being disappointed with ALIEN 4 is like being disappointed with ATTACK OF THE CLONES...or INDY 5.

  • April 7, 2010, 12:47 p.m. CST

    ...two drinks. I'm sure you can hold your liquor...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...just fine, but you don't want to get too chatty...loose lips sink ships.

  • April 7, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST

    My fiancee's parents don't drink, but they're not

    by ColonelFatheart

    snobs, either. My mom doesn't drink, but my stepfather does ... too much. <p>I just want to be numb through the whole thing. I've actually spent more time with my fiancee's parents over the past three years than with mine.

  • April 7, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST

    ...after they leave I recommend an eight drink minimum.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 7, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    THWAAAAAAP!!!! I'm through!

    by YackBacker

    You all BAMF'ed and I THWAP'ed. It's been that kind of a day.

  • April 7, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Colon El, you should bring a flask

    by YackBacker

    So that you can drink more than anyone else and without anyone noticing. Flasks are like a golfer's handicap- it brings us all to the same level.

  • April 7, 2010, 1 p.m. CST

    MICMACPaddywhackGiveYerDogABoneback

    by Subtitles_Off

    Jebus, Sixies! This alleyway has been black-boxed and FETTed.<P>You better not be setting us up for trouble.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:01 p.m. CST

    i remember when my parents met my (now) wifes parents

    by Six Demon Bag

    it was interesting..they gel pretty well but that anticipation of the meeting was harsh..plus my newborn son (not my wifes) was there as a distraction..<P>no jacket required. but drinks were needless to say.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:06 p.m. CST

    ...fortunately, my parents and in-laws show no...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...particular interest in hanging out. They've met, of course, but only a couple/three/four times.<P> I'm a strong proponent of a two state solution if at all possible.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:07 p.m. CST

    subs

    by Six Demon Bag

    itll be alright..FETT was just a coinkydink!<P>i picked it for its brevity.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    It's going to be an informal meeting.

    by ColonelFatheart

    At my fiancee's parents' house. Lots of food and snacks, and aunts and uncles from both sides will be there, too. They all probably won't meet again until the wedding next year. I just want it over with.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:09 p.m. CST

    I'm DEFINITELY in favor of a two-state solution.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Luckily, I think everyone else is on board with that.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    My Mom gets along better with my sister-in-law's parents

    by YackBacker

    Than she does with my sister-in-law!<p> My girl's parents have yet to meet my mom, but that's going to happen in the next month or so. I feel no nerves about that whatsoever.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:14 p.m. CST

    I break up with any woman the minute she broaches the subject

    by Subtitles_Off

    of meeting my parents. Combining the two sets has never even occurred to me.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:14 p.m. CST

    ...oh, other relatives will be there too...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...no worries then.<P> If your family is anything like mine I'm sure you have at least one insane aunt to act as a decoy/diversion/rodeo clown.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Did we lose Star Hump?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Seemed like a nice noob.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Col., you gotta chillax.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I always end up drinking too much when I'm uncomfortable.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:18 p.m. CST

    I was young enough when I saw Alien 3

    by lotharius3rd1118

    to still like it. And I have since seen the Special Edition which is a pretty teriffic movie. Alien 4 was just shit from beginning to end, IMHO. To this day, I have a hard time accepting people's excitement over Joss Whedon 'cause his grubby little fingers were on A:R.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    My fiancee has a crazy, talkative aunt. Thank God.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 7, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    I'm sure Star will find us.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    We just gotta get this talkback's numbers up so he can track us down.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    i love how we talk about alien 4 and Alien³ on a weekly basis

    by Six Demon Bag

    and it never gets boring.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Sixies.

    by Subtitles_Off

    We haven't talked about Batman forever.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Well, not counting me and Teddy.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 7, 2010, 1:21 p.m. CST

    So then I should smoke a doob beforehand, Subs?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 7, 2010, 1:22 p.m. CST

    *Batman, forever*

    by Subtitles_Off

    GAWD forbid we start talking about Val Kilmer.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Yes, Col. Get so chilly,

    by Subtitles_Off

    Jack Johnson'd let you borrow his sweater.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Flick's got a good strategy there.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Let the talkative aunt dominate the proceedings. And, most importantly Col., know that it will never be as bad as you might be imagining it to be. <p> At least it's not my parents meeting new people. My dad would probably make a weird joke and then strip down into his underwear and start watching football. My mom would try to make everyone at the gathering like her and in the process would make some incredibly inappropriate conversation.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:23 p.m. CST

    ...Col, I just noticed that you've switched from...

    by FlickaPoo

    ..."future fiancee" to just fiancee...did you buy a ring and stuff, or did booking the dj make it official?<P> I'm just going to start calling her Mrs. Heart...if that's OK with you.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Guppy. I saw ALIEN 3 around the time it

    by ColonelFatheart

    first hit HBO or Showtime or whatever. I actually kinda liked it. I haven't seen it since then, though, so who knows what I'd think of it now ...

  • April 7, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    i love how kilmer acts like bale..

    by Six Demon Bag

    fucking genius!

  • April 7, 2010, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Yeah, make some banana pancakes

    by lotharius3rd1118

    and pretend like it's the weekend. Ah. Can't you see that it's just rainin'? There ain't no need to go outside.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Kilmer knew.

    by Subtitles_Off

    If you don't like Bale as Batman, you just don't like Batman.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:28 p.m. CST

    I kept calling her future Mrs. Fatheart. I don't recall

    by ColonelFatheart

    using "future fiancee." Unless I did. In that case, I would be wrong. We've been engaged since December.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:30 p.m. CST

    If you ever watch it again

    by lotharius3rd1118

    make sure it's the 2 1/2 hour cut. It has actually held up quite well.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:31 p.m. CST

    ...I have a lot of good strategies. I was shocked...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...to learn that in June I'll have been married 13 years. At 37 that's more than a third of my fucking life.<P> Is that the Pedalback record?...I should write a book or something.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Mrs. Heart is acceptable.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 7, 2010, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Make sure the book has pictures, though!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 7, 2010, 1:33 p.m. CST

    thats the gospel of fett subs!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • April 7, 2010, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Kilmer made a pretty great Bruce Wayne.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I liked his kind of oblivious style when he was dealking with others as Bruce Wayne. Actually, I just like Batman Forever. It's campy and showed the symptoms of the ills that would plague Batman and Robin, but Kilmer was fun and the lighter tone was a nice change of pace. "I'm sorry, but manipulating brain waves. Mind control. It just raises too many questions."

  • April 7, 2010, 1:35 p.m. CST

    ..."future Mrs. Fatheart"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that' it.<P> My disabled learning ability acting up again.

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  • April 7, 2010, 1:40 p.m. CST

    ...of for fuck's sake.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 7, 2010, 1:45 p.m. CST

    Guppy, did you not hear me type "GAWD forbid?"

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 7, 2010, 1:49 p.m. CST

    I like scrambled eggs with my SPAM.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 7, 2010, 1:50 p.m. CST

    ...speaking of ALIEN³, back in the talkback for the...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...announcement of Ridley Scott's ALIEN prequel project, I put forward the idea that if by some miracle the movie is good, then I can consider THE PREQUEL, ALIEN, and ALIENS a tidy trilogy (since I deny the existence of 3 and 4 anyway)...and hardcore purists can deny the existence of ALIENS and just watch the two Scott directed movies...happiness and joy for everyone.<P> Anyway, some guy was really upset with me about it, we went round and round...HOW CAN YOU DENY THE EXISTENCE OF MOVIE! EVERYTHING IS CANON OR NOTHING IS CANON!!! YOU DON'T GET TO PICK AND CHOOSE!!!!<P> It was odd, even for this place. <P> In my head, STAR WARS is a trilogy, and THE MATRIX is just one movie. I mean, when you say JAWS, you mean JAWS, not JAWS 4...right?

  • April 7, 2010, 1:55 p.m. CST

    I agree, Flick.

    by ColonelFatheart

    No MATRIX beyond the first. JAWS beyond the first.

  • April 7, 2010, 1:55 p.m. CST

    What do you guys think of this notion of "canon"?

    by ColonelFatheart

    In broad terms.

  • April 7, 2010, 2 p.m. CST

    Congrats on the 13 years Flick...

    by STLost

    That's a lot of "Yes Dear" 's

  • April 7, 2010, 2:01 p.m. CST

    ...I don't concern myself with such things...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I pick and choose as I see fit.<P> In the words of the great sage Bob Ross...it's my little world.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:03 p.m. CST

    ...HA! that post about not concerning myself...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...was directed at Colonel's question about "canon", but I'm going to pretend I meant it for ST too...<P> Thanks ST!

  • April 7, 2010, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Heard you, Subs. Just kind of ignored it.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    And started talking about Kilmer anyway. It's a bad habit of mine. If someone says God forbid something happens, I do everything in my power to make that thing happen. It's just too much of a temptation. Like a big red button with a sign that says DO NOT PUSH. Well, what else would I do?

  • April 7, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST

    I liked Matrix Reloaded.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    But, then again, I was completely mistaken about where the story was heading. I would have been able to look past all that shitty Zion stuff if they'd made the movie I'd thought I was watching. It wasn't until Revolutions came out that I realized how wrong I had everything and just how bad this was all about to get. I'll still take Reloaded, and just pretend that it ended how I wanted it too.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:17 p.m. CST

    I do think of Jaws 4

    by lotharius3rd1118

    whenever someone mentions Jaws. Or if someone mentions Michael Caine. Or Jamaica. It's just hard to get past a movie where a shark jumps out of the water AND ROARS! One of the stupidest movies ever made.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:23 p.m. CST

    BEHOLD! ORCUS IS FROM SOME WEREWOLF SITE..

    by orcus

    ..er something the XI showed Orcus

  • April 7, 2010, 2:25 p.m. CST

    Ola Orcus

    by Continentalop

    You must be talking about Werewolves on the Moon, the new residency of all the CoCers.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:29 p.m. CST

    Put me on the list of Ed O'Neill fans

    by Continentalop

    I think he should be in a gangster movie. He could make one hell of a scary Irish gangster IMO...or union boss.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:31 p.m. CST

    Ed O' Neill is awesome

    by D.Vader

    Anyone else watch Modern Family every week? Frikkin' hilarious show.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:32 p.m. CST

    I don't watch that Vader

    by Continentalop

    Just because the sight of Al Bundy with that hot of wife makes my blood boil in petty jealousy.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST

    Where the hell is Ted or Cheeses?

    by Continentalop

    I feel like talking about stupid comic book shit today.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Six was just talking about MF a minute ago.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I still haven't had a chance to check it out, opting to wait until it's on DVD, in case it's the type of show that has a lot of running gags that would hinder my ability at catching up.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    I see Ed O'Neill playing

    by ColonelFatheart

    a priest who's caught between his faith and his loyalty to the church, as he runs a parish that's been a dumping ground for pederasts.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    I liked Ed O'Neill as Sgt. Joe Friday

    by lotharius3rd1118

    on that short-lived Dragnet series from a few years back.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Lothar, I liked Ed in BIG APPLE

    by Continentalop

    That short lived series where he is a cop in NY working with the FBI.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:41 p.m. CST

    I liked Ed as a NYPD detective in The Bone Collector

    by D.Vader

  • April 7, 2010, 2:45 p.m. CST

    I forgot about him in The Bone Collector.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Honestly, I've forgotten about that movie. Might be time for a re-watch. <p> I've never heard of Big Apple. Was it any good? Huh, people like seeing Dutch as a cop.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    I liked Ed in SPARTAN

    by YackBacker

    bit part but he fit in perfectly.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    The Bone Collector is a pretty enjoyable thriller

    by D.Vader

    Its got a good cast- Denzel, a pretty damn hot Angelina Jolie, Ed O'Neill, Luis GUZMAN, Queen Latifah... <p> I haven't watched it start to finish but once, but it was on a few weeks ago and I caught a bit of it around the middle as I did some work, the scene where they figure out where one of the victims is in the sewers and they try to rescue her before its too late. But alas, the trap is sprung and the woman has her face melted off by steam.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST

    It was ok Lothar

    by Continentalop

    It was on CBS and it tried to be a serious cop show, kind of like the Wire before the Wire. Unfortunately it was on CBS, so it was very watered down. Not nearly as gritty as it should have been.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST

    GUZMAN is the Latino Polito

    by YackBacker

    Jon Polito needs to work more. I fucking love him. And I love Guzman too.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:54 p.m. CST

    ed o neill in THE SPANISH PRISONER

    by Six Demon Bag

    cool.<P>and K9!!!

  • April 7, 2010, 2:54 p.m. CST

    jaws 4

    by Six Demon Bag

    awesome..

  • April 7, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Polito, yes.

    by ColonelFatheart

    "Are you givin' me the high hat?"

  • April 7, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    I hated THE BONE COLLECTOR

    by Continentalop

    I personally just found it so dumb. I couldn't suspend disbelief for a second that Angelina was a cop, or buy the motive and Modus Operandi of the killer. It was just so forced IMO. <P> Which kind of sucks, because in many ways it was an interesting set up for a new take on Nero Wolfe.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    ...I only saw BONE COLLECTOR once when it...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...first came out, but I'd have given it about 2.5 out of 5. <P> Of course, I was pretty burned out on the whole post SE7EN serial killer craze at the time.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:58 p.m. CST

    I don't remember him from the Mamet films.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    But my memory of those movies is a little vague. The main thing I remember from Spartan is when that Antwonne Fisher kid bought the farm in an incredibly surprising way and Val Kilmer's thing about why you shouldn't smoke in the desert.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:58 p.m. CST

    Best Serial Killer Mover Ever

    by Continentalop

    M.

  • April 7, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST

    I don't even remember the MO for the killer in Bone Collector

    by D.Vader

    I remember the actor who played the killer but not the whys and wherefores. <p> And wasn't Angelina not really a cop but a pathologist detective or something?

  • April 7, 2010, 3 p.m. CST

    I meant forensic detective

    by D.Vader

  • April 7, 2010, 3 p.m. CST

    Ahhh, Jaws 4.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Who can forget where the shark leaps out of the water, jumps OVER A BOAT, snatches a guy out of the crow's nest, and that guy still survives. Or when Mrs. Brody rams the shark with the boat and the SHARK EXPLODES FOR NO REASON!!! God that movie is astounding.

  • April 7, 2010, 3 p.m. CST

    Serial Killer "Mover"?

    by Continentalop

    Get it together Continentalop. I obviously meant movie. <P> But that would be an interesting idea. Tough competition for Student Movers.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:03 p.m. CST

    Sheesh, I meant forensic pathologist

    by D.Vader

    I think I've got whatever Conti's got.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:03 p.m. CST

    D. Vader, she is a uniformed cop at first

    by Continentalop

    Remember she finds the body and has the foresight to take photos of a footprint next to a pen for perspective. Denzil ask that she work with him. <P> And the killer was basing all of his murders on an old book about crime in NY, kind of like a "Gangs of New York" with all these all sketchings, but about murders.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:03 p.m. CST

    ...I sometimes wonder how much timing influences...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the reaction to things.<P> Sure, we love OLIVER TWIST now, but maybe at the time I would have needed another fucking orphan story like I needed a fart in my figgy pudding.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:04 p.m. CST

    I wonder if we got it from the same girl, Vader

    by Continentalop

  • April 7, 2010, 3:06 p.m. CST

    ...shit in my sherry.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 7, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST

    ...piss in my port.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 7, 2010, 3:08 p.m. CST

    ...mud on my monocle.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 7, 2010, 3:08 p.m. CST

    Maybe I've actually never seen the beginning of Bone Collector

    by D.Vader

    I guess I've only picked it up after the beginning and watched until the end, bc I don't quite remember her finding the first body being a uniformed beat cop at first. I do remember the MO for the killer now, I guess I meant the motive. Confused MO with motive for a second there. I actually like that crazy idea that he was basing the deaths on old NY crime. Made me think of someone recreating Jack the Ripper or something.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:10 p.m. CST

    JAWS 4

    by Six Demon Bag

    i couldve sworn that when i saw that film..mario van peebles died in the film...<P>then when i saw it on HBO he lived....

  • April 7, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    ...a stone in my kidney pie.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 7, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    cum on my cummerbund.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 7, 2010, 3:12 p.m. CST

    She was a cop who was acting as a forensic detective

    by lotharius3rd1118

    to be the eyes and ears of Denzel. I don't remember much about the killer except some scene where he had a victim in a room with a steam pipe and the guy roasted to death. <p> You're right, Flick. there was a time in the mid to late 90's where serial killer films were all the rage. I personally still love "Copycat." <p> Oh, man, ContinentalOp, "M" was a helluva a show. I remember hearing a lot about it for a long time and just not checking it out. Then I caught it late one night on AMC a few years back. Damn. That opening with the little girl and the balloon was a hellacious shocker.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:13 p.m. CST

    I think there were two versions, Sixies.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I saw that movie in the theater. I was a little fella, in love with all things JAWS. I feel bad for my uncle, who took me to see it.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:15 p.m. CST

    ...vomit on my inflatable goat vagina.

    by lotharius3rd1118

  • April 7, 2010, 3:17 p.m. CST

    Six, that was Studio Test Screen Ending #6.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    It is one of the most obviously stupid endings in history. You see MvP getting fucking swallowed underwater and in the last shot of the movie he pops up without a scratch.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:17 p.m. CST

    just checked up on JAWS 4

    by Six Demon Bag

    yeah there was an alternate..the OG..he dies and exploded...<P>then they changed it cutting and pasting the shark death from the first film! and letting him live, mario that is.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:17 p.m. CST

    Vader, the killer's motive

    by Continentalop

    Was something like he was a disgruntled ex-coroner or something who Denzil once testified and said he gave bad evidence. Ruined his career. <P> Lothar, yeah I love M. The balloon just stuck up in that wire or whatever it is is great visual, and the sound of him whistling is just so creepy. I also love how half-way through the movie you are made to sympathize with Lorre. Lang was Hitchcock before there was a Hitchcock.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:17 p.m. CST

    In my opinion...

    by anonymoose

    ...Alien 3 was better than Aliens.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:18 p.m. CST

    thats a bold statement moose.

    by Six Demon Bag

  • April 7, 2010, 3:18 p.m. CST

    ...belly-button lint on my bagel.

    by lotharius3rd1118

  • April 7, 2010, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Moose, are you fucking nuts?

    by Continentalop

    Just kidding. I disagree, but if you like 3 better I am cool with that. I just like doing provocative subject lines.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:21 p.m. CST

    HOLA Conti!

    by orcus

    Xi joined Orcus on Facebook and pointed the site Out to Orcus. Heck there are several of us on Facebook, do you have an account there?

  • April 7, 2010, 3:22 p.m. CST

    Holy shit, the shark REALLY explodes in Jaws 4?

    by D.Vader

    Why don't I remember that? I remember Van Peebles being killed, I remember Michael Caine surviving, I remember Ms. Brody stabbing the shark with the front of the ship (which was also a part of the old Nintendo JAWS video game), but I definitely DO NOT remember the shark exploding!

  • April 7, 2010, 3:22 p.m. CST

    Yes I do Orcus

    by Continentalop

    Under Conti Nenta Lop. I'm friends with Xi. <P> Nenta was my granddad's name.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:22 p.m. CST

    If we're talking the Special Edition...

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I can almost agree with 'moose. Alien 3 certainly gives Cameron's movie a run for its money. The only thing that holds back A3 for me is some unconvincing effects work and, in the production edit, a first hour that's a little slow in spots. Otherwise, it's a great movie. And Charles S. Dutton is one bad motherfucker.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Whoa, 'moose. Those are some tough words.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I'd love to see the gnashing of the teeth and rending of garments that would commence after you say that on an ALIEN(S)-related thread. That would make for a great day in talkback history.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:25 p.m. CST

    Of course, I prefer the Assembly Cut...

    by anonymoose

    ...which removes the Queen bursting out of Ripley as she falls, as well as adds much needed scenes that bring a lovely, mad quality to the overall film.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST

    I'm friends with Conti on Facebook

    by D.Vader

    Can't tell who else I'm friends with. Mavra and someone else whose AICN name I can't decipher yet.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST

    Yep, it explodes.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    First the shark pops up out of the water and begins roaring like a lion...while treading water and staying very still. Then Mrs. Brody has a flashback to Chief Brody killing the shark in the first movie. That's right. She has a flashback to an event that she was not a part of. She steers the boat and just as Brody says, "Smile you son of a BITCH!" the shark is impaled by the prow. And then, for no reason, it explodes. Great ending.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:29 p.m. CST

    I wish there were a good JAWS video game.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 7, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    I like that the prisoner's religion

    by lotharius3rd1118

    was so much more fleshed out. And that subplot about capture the beast and it getting free again was a pretty incredible subplot. You just sit there going, "Well, what the fuck's gonna happen now?" I also miss in the theatrical cut just how much of the doctor's character was cut. His death in the assembly cut is now shocking and a little heartbreaking. He was almost as much the main character as Ripley and then he buys it. Great movie.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    There was an excellent Alien 3 game made.

    by anonymoose

    It was called The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    WWSD?

    by Subtitles_Off

    What would Scooby do?

  • April 7, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    There was one for the XBox that had terrible graphics

    by lotharius3rd1118

    but was still fun for about five minutes. I don't remember the goal. I just swam around eating people. Man, them body surfers were wily little bastards. No wonder there aren't more shark attacks every year. We humans are a difficult prey.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:35 p.m. CST

    Hey that NES JAWS game kicked ass!!!

    by D.Vader

    Back then, anyway... when we would rent it from the local Kroger's grocery store. <p> Hey you know there was a JAWS game released a few yrs ago for the next-gen systems, right? I just remember seeing footage on G4's X-Play. You controlled JAWS as he went on a rampage through the oceans, with special moves like the CHARGING JAWS where you sprinted forward and ate everything in your path. <p> I saw him attacking/eating divers and orcas. And the best part was, you could make JAWS leap out of the water and thrash around on boats or even on LAND! It looked fucking crazy, seeing that super-large shark thrashing around eating pple as they ran away. SNL's Land Shark for real.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:35 p.m. CST

    ...are you guys serious about ALIENS³?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that movie came out around the same time as LETHAL WEAPON 3...between the two of them I grew up hard that year...the world is a hard and uncaring place.<P> You can't go home again.<P> Chaos fucking reins.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Alien3 video game on the Genesis scared me a bit as a kid

    by D.Vader

    It got pretty creepy as you crawled through tunnels, constantly vigilant and waiting for aliens to jump in after you.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    ...*reigns*...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...see?

  • April 7, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Hey everybody.

    by TedKordLives

    Let's...um...get dicking?

  • April 7, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    MOONWALKER the game scared me as a kid

    by Six Demon Bag

    and ECCO THE DOLPHIN

  • April 7, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Sputz on my spats.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 7, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Speaking of Ms. Brody's flashbacks...

    by D.Vader

    The way I remembered it, she had picture of her husband, but they were pictures of him on the Orca as it sank from the first movie, as if someone took a strip of film from JAWS and blew up an image to be framed photo. <p> That's how I remember it, but I guess what I'm really remembering was a black and white flashback sequence. <p> But I also seem to remember her having a flashback to Brody being killed by a shark? That was the implication? I guess that was my assumption as a kid.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    There was also the Jaws minigame in the Universal Studios game.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yf3nfo6

  • April 7, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST

    The NES Jaws game had its charms.

    by TedKordLives

    I remember the music being pretty good, for instance.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:42 p.m. CST

    ...I haven't seen anything past JAWS 2, and...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I'm not sure I saw all of that.<P> If I see shit on the sidewalk I try to not step in it.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:43 p.m. CST

    ...phlegm on my pudenda

    by lotharius3rd1118

  • April 7, 2010, 3:43 p.m. CST

    ...unless it has boobies.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 7, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Last night's love on my short pants.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 7, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    ...a dill pickle in my pudenda.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 7, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Shit on the sidewalk

    by Subtitles_Off

    with boobies?

  • April 7, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    ...semen in my socks...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...stiff socks give me a blister.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Dust on my coffee table.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 7, 2010, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Rain on my parade.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 7, 2010, 3:46 p.m. CST

    ...Subs...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I REALLY like boobies.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Pus on my pancakes.

    by TedKordLives

    What's happening, exactly?

  • April 7, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Sprinkles on my ice cream.

    by Subtitles_Off

    What game are we playing again?

  • April 7, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Here's JAWS for the NES.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/jawsnes <P> Click the screen to focus the keyboard on it. <P> Controls: <P> Start - Enter <P> Select - Ctrl <P> A - X <P> B - Z <P> Directional Pad - Arrow Keys

  • April 7, 2010, 3:48 p.m. CST

    Oh, Flick. You're missing out on some fine cinema.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    In Jaws 3, the shark goes to Sea World. The movie was supposed to be in 3-D and the result is an obviously plastic toy shark with fake blur lines around it coming slowly at the screen every time something happens. And there's a couple of dolphins that everyone thinks the shark killed, but he didn't. The dolphins are alive, they even cause a distraction for the shark when it's chasing Dennis Quaid. And there's an Australian guy, and he's got grenades. The shark eats him, but doesn't swallow. In the end, Lou Gossett Jr. pulls the pin on a grenade that the recently chomped but not swallowed Aussie is holding. KABLOOIE! Great movie.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:48 p.m. CST

    ...I thought we were playing Pin The Tail On The Pudenda.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 7, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST

    ...boogers on my ball sack!

    by lotharius3rd1118

  • April 7, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST

    I threw in a HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY joke in the Ford tb

    by D.Vader

    The Harrison Ford is in Cowboys and Aliens TB I mean.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:51 p.m. CST

    ...the game started as Things People In Victorian...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...England Need Less Than A Fart In Their Figgy Pudding.<P> Not much of a game...really.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST

    HA! Subby, we almost did it again!

    by TedKordLives

    Same time, same thought...<P> 06:51:18

  • April 7, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST

    Man, Al3 did come out around the time of LW3

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Dude, that was a great summer. I remember getting all excited over the posters for those movies and forcing my older brother like ten times a week that he'd take me to both of them. Good times.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST

    ...Loth! Boogers on your ball-sack means...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...someone's face was down there...<P> Rejoice!

  • April 7, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST

    I love JAWS 3D

    by D.Vader

    Its got a hot young Lea Thompson in it. And the fake shark- whose tail never moves- comes gliding slowly toward the camera, then BOOM! Shattered glass goes flying straight into my eyes!

  • April 7, 2010, 3:54 p.m. CST

    ...dick cheese in my dim sum.

    by lotharius3rd1118

  • April 7, 2010, 3:55 p.m. CST

    The only image I remember from Jaws 3...

    by TedKordLives

    ...Was the dead Aussie just sorta floating around in the shark's mouth, holding a grenade. <P> Even as a kid, I thought "Why doesn't the shark swallow that dude?" <P> You'd think a relentless eating machine would finish eating one guy before going after another.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:55 p.m. CST

    Hair on the palm of my hands.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 7, 2010, 3:56 p.m. CST

    It was me, Flick.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I was finally able to do it without falling off the couch and then BLAMMO! I sneezed.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:56 p.m. CST

    06:51:18

    by Subtitles_Off

    4 life.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:56 p.m. CST

    Corn kernels in my poo.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Somebody was gonna go there.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:57 p.m. CST

    Blood in my urine.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 7, 2010, 3:57 p.m. CST

    Them Aussie's are tough man.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    He needed a little Quaid to wash him down.

  • April 7, 2010, 3:57 p.m. CST

    The waitresses finger in my apple pie.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 7, 2010, 3:58 p.m. CST

    *waitress'*

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 7, 2010, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Guy in a tiger suit in a ballet "quits" onstage. HILARIOUS!!

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/y8w29ro

  • April 7, 2010, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Aussies in my stool.

    by TedKordLives

  • April 7, 2010, 3:58 p.m. CST

    ...pubes on my Pop-Tart

    by lotharius3rd1118

  • April 7, 2010, 4 p.m. CST

    Why the fuck do we even eat corn?

    by lotharius3rd1118

    It's obvious that our bodies don't want anything to do with it. Why bother?

  • April 7, 2010, 4:01 p.m. CST

    ...guy in a tiger suit in my closet.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Get him out of there!

  • April 7, 2010, 4:04 p.m. CST

    Colored marshmallows in my gruel.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 7, 2010, 4:05 p.m. CST

    Ants in my pants.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 7, 2010, 4:05 p.m. CST

    Nice Lothar!

    by TedKordLives

    hehehe

  • April 7, 2010, 4:06 p.m. CST

    ...a "waitress; finger in my apple pie" plus...

    by FlickaPoo

    ..."boogers on my ball-sack"...throw in eight very dirty martinis and you have the beginning of an interesting evening...

  • April 7, 2010, 4:06 p.m. CST

    Blue cheese in my olive.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Fucking yuppie posers.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:08 p.m. CST

    Old Spice continues to crank out gold.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yzaocu8

  • April 7, 2010, 4:09 p.m. CST

    Thanks for that link to the game, 'moose.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 7, 2010, 4:09 p.m. CST

    Rat in me kitchen.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Wot am I gonna do?

  • April 7, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    That is one angry, gay tiger

    by YackBacker

    Dancing out his issues... if only I were gay and could dance. I'd be dancing all the fucking time!

  • April 7, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    ...but I bet Cheeses already did that with three waitresses...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and seventeen martinis.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:11 p.m. CST

    Does that mean that they're done with

    by Subtitles_Off

    The Man Your Man Could Smell Like?<P>This is too much of a "Powerthirst" swipe.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:11 p.m. CST

    Was that Bill Murray in the tiger suit?

    by TedKordLives

    He had some 'Man Who Knew Too Little' moves there. <P> Great movie, by the way. The end of the classic Murray, in my opinion.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:12 p.m. CST

    If Yack were straight and could dance,

    by Subtitles_Off

    he'd only dance every once in awhile?

  • April 7, 2010, 4:12 p.m. CST

    Guppy! THANK YOU! re: Corn...

    by YackBacker

    I've turned my back on corn for the past few years. I certainly will have the periodical corn tortilla, but I refuse corn in its most conspicuous forms- corn on the cob, corn chowder, cream of corn, etc. Corn is a worthless fucking crop nutritionally speaking. And the corn lobby in this country chooses our presidents. Corn is the devil. Shoepeg Satan... fuck corn.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:13 p.m. CST

    ...be careful though, or you'll need penicillin for the...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...blue cheese oozing out of your olives.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:13 p.m. CST

    I wouldn't dance

    by YackBacker

    McQueen rule #5,543 Don't dance, young fella. Let them come to you.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Those new Old Spice ads with Terry Crews....

    by D.Vader

    Were made by Tim and Eric of Awesome Show Great Job!

  • April 7, 2010, 4:14 p.m. CST

    If Yack were a tiger and could dance,

    by Subtitles_Off

    he'd eat that skinny chick and her boyfriend in the tights.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:16 p.m. CST

    I LOVE corn!

    by Subtitles_Off

    LOVE it! Popcorn! Sweet corn! High Fructose Corn Syrup! Corn! Corn! Corn!

  • April 7, 2010, 4:16 p.m. CST

    Oh yeah, I'd eat 'em unless they were covered in

    by YackBacker

    a layer of corn.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Ethan Ol

    by YackBacker

    The devil's alternative fuel.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:18 p.m. CST

    The Man Who Knew too Little, what an underrated gem

    by D.Vader

    My younger brother and I loved the Hell out of that little caper. And Alfred Molina was great in it too. Loved the Russian dance sequence with the explosive matryoska t the end.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:18 p.m. CST

    Oh, that's why I dislike the Old Spice ads.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I didn't know Tim and Eric were involved. I now have increased reason to murder them in their sleep.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:19 p.m. CST

    I really loved THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO LITTLE

    by YackBacker

    It's legit.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:19 p.m. CST

    I'll say it again...

    by Subtitles_Off

    CORN!!!

  • April 7, 2010, 4:19 p.m. CST

    ...Tim and Eric on my television!

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Why won't somebody take that fucking camera away from them?!

  • April 7, 2010, 4:20 p.m. CST

    iPhone app tries to outdo itself.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/ydzw9wu

  • April 7, 2010, 4:21 p.m. CST

    Tim and Eric = a pair of unfunny ad men

    by YackBacker

    I don't know their background, but I wouldn't be shocked to learn that they were both Creative Directors who conned their way into a pitch meeting w/ Adult Swim. They're the type of guys that would email the entire company stupid shit all day long, do no work and drive convertibles and get 8 weeks vacation.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:22 p.m. CST

    I do like underage corn

    by YackBacker

    I'm not afraid to admit it.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:22 p.m. CST

    Is that tiger dude middle-fingering the audience?

    by Subtitles_Off

    The dude in the elephant head shoulda kicked his ass.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:22 p.m. CST

    William Shatner screams: CCCCCOOOOOORRRRNNNN

    by lotharius3rd1118

    CCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRNNNNNN!!!! <p> CCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! <p> <p> CCCCOOOOORRRRNNN!!! <p> CCCCCOOOOORRRRRNNNN!!!!

  • April 7, 2010, 4:22 p.m. CST

    YES!

    by TedKordLives

    Love for TMWKTL! That's why I hang here!

  • April 7, 2010, 4:23 p.m. CST

    Who doesn't love the Man Who Knew Too Little?

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Especially where he encounters his first dead body and is trying to startle the corpse into breaking out of character. Classic.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:25 p.m. CST

    I need a fart in my figgy pudding like I need

    by Subtitles_Off

    a Talking Carl phone app.<P>Suck my boogery, rat-licked genitals, technology!

  • April 7, 2010, 4:26 p.m. CST

    A half-man, half-woman sings.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yldc49r

  • April 7, 2010, 4:28 p.m. CST

    "I know all about the letters.

    by TedKordLives

    How do you think I know? She told me. That's how I found out."

  • April 7, 2010, 4:28 p.m. CST

    Yack, that's my general impression of Tim and Eric.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Guys that go to a pitch meeting in their underwear, riding each other like pack mules. And everyone just kinda looks at one another wondering why these assholes, who keep sending everyone in the company video of themselves spanking each other in the executive bathroom, get paid more than them.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:28 p.m. CST

    Half-man, half-woman gave up being

    by Subtitles_Off

    a ballet tiger for that?

  • April 7, 2010, 4:29 p.m. CST

    TMWKNT scene, epitomizes the film's pitch-perfect comedy

    by YackBacker

    http://tinyurl.com/ykkb6hc

  • April 7, 2010, 4:29 p.m. CST

    "They tortured me, Wally."

    by lotharius3rd1118

    "Oh good! Did they make it fun?"

  • April 7, 2010, 4:30 p.m. CST

    "Yo Matey...

    by TedKordLives

    ...You just stabbed me with your pen."

  • April 7, 2010, 4:31 p.m. CST

    I like Tim and Eric.

    by anonymoose

    They're awesome in my estimation.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Yack Tim and Eric only did the ones with Terry Crews

    by D.Vader

    You really dislike the guy riding the horse backwards with the handful of diamonds?

  • April 7, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST

    That's a great scene, Yack.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I've always been tempted to run over those damn traffic cones as well.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:33 p.m. CST

    I miss the Bruce Campbell Old Spice ads.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Those were class acts I tell you what.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:35 p.m. CST

    NO YEW MAY NOT!

    by TedKordLives

    That's on my IPod, actually, along with the letters quote from above. <P> I really, really like that movie.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:36 p.m. CST

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    by anonymoose

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <P> http://tinyurl.com/yacd7o8

  • April 7, 2010, 4:36 p.m. CST

    Corn, dammit!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 7, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    Korn!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Sometimes I cannot take this place<P> Sometimes it's my life I can't taste<P> Sometimes I cannot feel my face<P> You'll never see me fall from grace

  • April 7, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    I never thought I'd see you cite Korn, Subs.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 7, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    Dammit Moose!

    by TedKordLives

    Ya gotta sign in ta watch that one?

  • April 7, 2010, 4:43 p.m. CST

    Surprise!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 7, 2010, 4:43 p.m. CST

    RAP RAPTOR

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/ygqbfqo

  • April 7, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    I'm with Colonel, Subby.

    by TedKordLives

    Where on earth did that come from?

  • April 7, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Deodorant Vader, not a fan of the Old Spice commericals overall

    by YackBacker

    Some are benign, others are annoying.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Look up, Yack.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Now look at me.<P>You're looking at the man that you could smell like.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:50 p.m. CST

    Wow. You rock out with your cock out, Subs.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Quote those stone cold Korn lyrics.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:52 p.m. CST

    HA! @Subs

    by YackBacker

    Smell-envy! The Smell of En-V. Alright, I'm gonna go offline for a bit. Keep up the TMWKTL love!

  • April 7, 2010, 4:53 p.m. CST

    Loud, retarded, fursuit lesbians go shopping for foam.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yfjlj5b <P> My will to live is depleting.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:53 p.m. CST

    Don't be an ad fan.

    by TedKordLives

    That would make you a mad man.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Cheers, Yack.

    by TedKordLives

    If you go to the loo, make sure to flush.

  • April 7, 2010, 4:57 p.m. CST

    Everyone, check out the welcome message at the shelter.

    by anonymoose

  • April 7, 2010, 5:01 p.m. CST

    Nice one Moose.

    by TedKordLives

    Creepy-tastic!

  • April 7, 2010, 5:11 p.m. CST

    Whoa.

    by TedKordLives

    Harrison Ford IS gonna be in Cowboys & Aliens? That's pretty awesome.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST

    And apparently Bill Condon is gonna direct

    by lotharius3rd1118

    the last Twilight movie. He decided that the final, two part extravaganza of the Twilight saga was worth his time more than a potentially Oscar winning biopic of Richard Pryor. My respect for Bill Condon just dropped sharply.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    OK.

    by TedKordLives

    You guys are all at the shelter talking bad about me, aren't you.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:17 p.m. CST

    Maybe they'll turn TWILIGHT into a musical.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I might think about watching it. MIGHT. For a moment.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    I need a TWILIGHT musical like I need

    by Subtitles_Off

    an itchy rash where I can't scratch.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    shhhhhh...Ted knows.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Actually I forgot my password to log into google and get into the shelter, and I'm too lazy to get up and find it.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    ...Twilight in my twatwaffle!

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I could watch a Twilight musical. Especially if it was given some period detail and then the story was radically changed to be like a teenage girl/vampire version of "Fatal Attraction" where Bella becomes obsessed and scares Edward away. Or fuck it, get really subversive and just make these things comedies for fuck's sake.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    U need anotherlover

    by Subtitles_Off

    like U need a holeinyohead.<P>Baby, baby.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Apparrently, Gus van Sant was on the shortlist

    by lotharius3rd1118

    of directors they wanted. So was Sofia Coppola. I can't help but wonder what Summit thinks they have on their hands here. I can't imagine what kind of sustained genius it would require to make those movies, or the books, into anything other than short-lived niche successes.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    We need the ghost of Norman Mailer to direct

    by ColonelFatheart

    the last TWILIGHT movie in the style of his TOUGH GUYS DON'T DANCE. Wings Hauser and all.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    ...my Otherlover has buttons instead of nipples.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 7, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    "Oh man! Oh God, oh man!

    by ColonelFatheart

    Oh God, oh man! Oh God, oh man! Oh God, oh man, oh God!"

  • April 7, 2010, 5:29 p.m. CST

    ...she's eager to please, but she keeps nagging me...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...to let her cut off my nipples and sew buttons on my chest so we'll match.<P> She claims the procedure is painless, but fuck that.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:36 p.m. CST

    Colonel beat me to it.

    by TedKordLives

    I don't if that scene is batshit crazy good or off-the-rails bad. That'll prolly vex me until my dying day.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:36 p.m. CST

    We need The Ghost of Norman Mailer

    by Subtitles_Off

    to come back and do a TWILIGHT move like we need scolding Jewish grandmothers where our girlfriend's sexy bits used to be.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:37 p.m. CST

    THAT would be The End of Macho.

    by Subtitles_Off

    We might as well all just become giant vaginas speaking queefese.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:37 p.m. CST

    Conti could prolly tell me how to feel about it.

    by TedKordLives

    And he'd be right, of course.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:39 p.m. CST

    Mailer was told to cut it,

    by ColonelFatheart

    but he thought its badness added something to the movie, according to IMDB.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    Alright fellas, I'm off to watch Clash of the Titans.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Til the next crazy time.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    Bye Guppy.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 7, 2010, 5:43 p.m. CST

    Adieu, Gup.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 7, 2010, 5:43 p.m. CST

    Two girls, one Gup?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 7, 2010, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Dinner bells, ringing.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Can you hear them?<P>Can you hear them?

  • April 7, 2010, 5:48 p.m. CST

    Later Lothar.

    by TedKordLives

    And Subby?

  • April 7, 2010, 5:48 p.m. CST

    Okay, now I gotta run.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Keep fuckin' that chicken, Pebrews.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:53 p.m. CST

    Later Col.

    by TedKordLives

    Watch out for Aussies.

  • April 7, 2010, 5:53 p.m. CST

    Mindblowing new feature coming to Photoshop...

    by anonymoose

    If you shoop for your employers, don't let them know about this. <P> http://tinyurl.com/yf8pagg

  • April 7, 2010, 6:02 p.m. CST

    Holy shit Moose

    by D.Vader

    Photographs will soon NEVER AGAIN BE ADMISSIBLE AS COURTROOM EVIDENCE in a trial!

  • April 7, 2010, 6:03 p.m. CST

    I wonder if new rules will have to be made for photos...

    by D.Vader

    For example, only photographs shot on film- with the negatives to prove they were not altered digitally- will be admissible? That surely would help the film industry in the future. I just don't see all these technologies coming out and courts allowing photos to still be used as evidence when they can clearly be manipulated to show ANYTHING nowadays.

  • April 7, 2010, 6:13 p.m. CST

    Breathe easy Pro Tools

    by MacReady452

    Content Aware Fill is the new "replacement for talent".<p>:What up PB

  • April 7, 2010, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Evening Pebrews...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    How's everyone on this fine Wednesday afternoon?

  • April 7, 2010, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Yo MacPanther!

    by TedKordLives

    What's happening?

  • April 7, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    Heya Cheeses. I'm gonna see this tonight for a buck:

    by TedKordLives

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082924/

  • April 7, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST

    I'm very excited about it.

    by TedKordLives

  • April 7, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST

    Haha MacPanther

    by MacReady452

    i been away for a few days. was there a new edition Teddy?

  • April 7, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST

    Sounds like a good time, Teddy...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Seeing it in French are you?

  • April 7, 2010, 6:25 p.m. CST

    Dude I FUCKING LOVED Super Fuzz

    by MacReady452

    when i was a kid I thought it was the greatest

  • April 7, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Sorry, Mac, not yet. I've been stalling.

    by TedKordLives

    Cheeses, I certainly hope not. Ha, I thought that was Italian...

  • April 7, 2010, 6:28 p.m. CST

    Supa Supaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    by MacReady452

  • April 7, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Probablly is, Teddy...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I'm illiterate in numerous languages...

  • April 7, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    People have SEEN this movie?

    by TedKordLives

    I'd never even heard of it until it popped up in the Alamo Drafthouse calendar.

  • April 7, 2010, 6:33 p.m. CST

    Ha! Nice one Cheeses.

    by TedKordLives

  • April 7, 2010, 6:33 p.m. CST

    It was always on HBO in the early 80's

    by MacReady452

    So you have never seen it Teddy?<p>I'm sure it is terrible in a good way but as a kid I thought it was the shit.

  • April 7, 2010, 6:34 p.m. CST

    It was definately overdubbed on the first airing too

    by MacReady452

    I was too young to know what that meant though.

  • April 7, 2010, 6:44 p.m. CST

    Nope, Mac, this'll be my first time.

    by TedKordLives

    I just wish I had brought something to work with me to put me in the right frame of mind before the movie.<P> Know what I mean?

  • April 7, 2010, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Scroll through these Teabonics photos on flikr

    by MacReady452

    http://tinyurl.com/ygyvswa

  • April 7, 2010, 6:50 p.m. CST

    YOUR ARE ILLEGAL!

    by TedKordLives

    Geniuses, one and all, I'm sure.

  • April 7, 2010, 6:51 p.m. CST

    HHHHHAAAAA!!!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Youth in Asia will kill your Grandparents...

  • April 7, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    the Youth in Asia thing has to be a joke

    by MacReady452

    It just had to be.

  • April 7, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    And that couple did not look like..

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    that was a clever play on words on thier part...Imagine when they hear about euthanasia and in their minds they think of roving ninja mercy killers led by Obama's Death Tribunal on the loose killing old people at random...

  • April 7, 2010, 7:05 p.m. CST

    As funny as that is...

    by TedKordLives

    ...It still makes me ashamed to be an American. <P> I guess I'm an Ameri-can't.

  • April 7, 2010, 7:06 p.m. CST

    Man, Cheeses...

    by TedKordLives

    I'd PAY to see that!

  • April 7, 2010, 7:09 p.m. CST

    Don't think of yourself as an American...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    You're Pebrew...with all the rights and entitlements that honor bestows...<p>Maybe the pedalback should just declare Statehood and become a nation...<p>Then we just tax all the lurkers until they decide to post and become a citizen...

  • April 7, 2010, 7:11 p.m. CST

    McDonald's display fail.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/ykbdkuo

  • April 7, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST

    Fuck Yes Cheeses!

    by TedKordLives

    Thanks for reminding me of my true heritage. < P > be praised!

  • April 7, 2010, 7:13 p.m. CST

    Drunken Santa fail.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yc2wd92

  • April 7, 2010, 7:16 p.m. CST

    Mac, I think we have a new villian...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    for Stoner and Toots...The asian street gang called "Youth in Asia" who are pushing poisoned heroin onto certain dealers causing chaos inthe underground... <p>They should be a re-occuring threat...

  • April 7, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    Oh, yeah...and they're all ninjas...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • April 7, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    DRUNK SANTA!

    by TedKordLives

    What a great shot!

  • April 7, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    That is a great idea Cheeses

    by MacReady452

    Stoner and Toots battle the Youth in Asia. Ninjas all under the age of 16.<p>That McDonalds display was so homo.

  • April 7, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Protect the sactity [sic] of marriage!

    by Subtitles_Off

    It's your patriotic duty, wives!<P>Protect the sac!

  • April 7, 2010, 7:31 p.m. CST

    Now I am I have an image in my head

    by MacReady452

    of a drunk high Stoner fighting 3 8yr old ninjas. They are beating his ass but he is a full grown man and so drunk that their blows are barely felt. He staggers around flailing at small children.<p>OH!!!!! Then somehow he ends up in an elementary school just beating the snot out of random kids.

  • April 7, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    The sanctity of marriage

    by MacReady452

    I just inquired about adding my girlfriend onto my insurance even though we aren't married. They said it was ok and then gave me a whole bunch of paperwork about Domestic partnership and same sex relationships. Oh what an age we live in.

  • April 7, 2010, 7:36 p.m. CST

    I need a name for the prosecuter and judge..

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    in the first episode, where Stoner is assigned to the DEA...Prosecuter may be a reoccurring character, ... he is miserable and Stoner fucked his wife a long time ago. So, this guy is there EVERY time Stoner fucks up...

  • April 7, 2010, 7:37 p.m. CST

    That's good stuff, Mac.

    by TedKordLives

    I like the end part in the school.

  • April 7, 2010, 7:42 p.m. CST

    Cheeses, if I may

    by YackBacker

    The judge: The Hon. Shalom Menora<p> The prosecutor: Bradley Bradford, III

  • April 7, 2010, 7:43 p.m. CST

    Not sure Cheeses but I like something like

    by MacReady452

    Adolf Funpolise. Sounds like Hitler meets the Fun Police.

  • April 7, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    How about...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    The Hon. Hitler Shalom Menora...

  • April 7, 2010, 7:53 p.m. CST

    I like Yacks suggestions. Finally watched Point Blank Yack

    by MacReady452

    I liked the end and Lee Marvin is always good. Boormans hippy dippy style in the film was kind of disctracting. The jazz club stuff and the colored purfume or oils swirling in the tub. The intercutting of past and present. Why are Marvin and Dean Wormer rolling around on the floor at what looks like an all mens club?<p>Seeing how much Payback ripped it off was interesting and like I said I liked the ending a lot. 3/5

  • April 7, 2010, 7:55 p.m. CST

    Adolf Menora

    by MacReady452

  • April 7, 2010, 8 p.m. CST

    That's what I meant...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    not Hitler...<p>The Hon. Adolph Menora...perfect...

  • April 7, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Mac, right on brother

    by YackBacker

    I'm glad it hit the 3/5 for you. That's all one can ask for out of a film. It's funny, I completely ignored the psychedelic stuff (it didn't work in my opinion) but Marvin carries the movie so well, you can see how the story takes on a completely different character from PAYBACK's interpretation. If you like the character, check out the books by Richard Stark (aka Donald Westlake). There's a bunch of 'em, and they're pretty entertaining pulp crime novels (and very fast reads).

  • April 7, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    Hon. Adolph Menora!

    by YackBacker

    He's angry that he's got THE Naziest first name ever.

  • April 7, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    Why is his name Adolf?

    by YackBacker

    Because his father, a member of the Jewish resistance, was a compulsive gambler. While camped out in the woods, he was playing cards with some other Jews when he ran out of rations, shoes and other collateral. So it came time to offer the one thing he had left, the name of his unborn son. He layed down a King-high straight flush and got beat by a an ace-high straight flush.

  • April 7, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST

    Yack I really like seeing Carroll O'Connor again

    by MacReady452

    when I saw his name in the credits I got a little excited.

  • April 7, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    He lost his sons name in a poker game?

    by MacReady452

    hahahahahhahahahahahaha. I like it.

  • April 7, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    Howdy howdy howdy

    by white_vader

    Heya fellas, late BAMF. <p> It was hilarious that we BAMFed right into an Alien4/3 post. <p> But watch out, it took Scary long enough to come back last time she nicked off, we don't want to scare her away for good! <p> And I saw that Aussie-baiting, too. Lucky we're all Pebrews here. <p> Heh, I knew that Madmen rant would be ignored! You were all so desperate that you reverted to Alien stuff. I think One Gup has it out of his system now though. ;)

  • April 7, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Sorry Nilla. I way behind. I don't know any of this

    by MacReady452

    I so far behind I can't go back. Sounds like some shit went down. Anything major?

  • April 7, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    I so stupid I forget the " 'm "

    by MacReady452

    what a fucking asshole i am

  • April 7, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    Subs, does your bum look like

    by white_vader

    Er, let me start again. Does the magical Peeber disguised as a bum (that still sounds strange, like he's related to the bum-cheeked girl in the radiator from Eraserhead) look & sound like the toothless guy haunting Bruno in 12 Monkeys? That's my vote.

  • April 7, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    Don't ask me Mac

    by white_vader

    Jist ketchin' up mahself.

  • April 7, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Oh shit, did you mean

    by white_vader

    what I said about Scary? She went away for a bit a while ago, I think someone pissed her off but I was never sure what or why. She came back eventually, and we were all happy to see her. Is that what you meant? <p> She hates Alien3 with a passion though and doesn't find the crucifixion scene for example poetic but outrageously on the nose (on that note the extended doesn't have the chestburster er, bursting out from what I recall). She hates Madmen too. But hey, different strokes while maintaining respect is one of the things I like about the OB. <p> So I was joking we may have scared her off again...

  • April 7, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    OB? WTholyF?

    by white_vader

    PB. [slams fist]

  • April 7, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    hehe vades

    by TedKordLives

    nice comeback.

  • April 7, 2010, 9:24 p.m. CST

    Guys, I need your opinion on a video I just posted

    by YackBacker

    Tiger Woods & Nike put out a new ad using his dead father's voice speaking to him. This prompted me to make a parody of it. Lemme know what you think- I'd appreciate it: http://tinyurl.com/ybkh6o8

  • April 7, 2010, 9:27 p.m. CST

    The original Tiger Woods ad is here:

    by YackBacker

    http://tinyurl.com/ycbw5ce

  • April 7, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    Aw Man...

    by TedKordLives

    Makes me wish I had sound here at work.

  • April 7, 2010, 9:31 p.m. CST

    Fack! No Sound!!!

    by YackBacker

    I don't want to publicize this until I have confirmation that it's amusing.

  • April 7, 2010, 9:55 p.m. CST

    Good call, Yack.

    by TedKordLives

    Sorry I can't help ya.

  • April 7, 2010, 9:57 p.m. CST

    Defuck are the other Peebs?

    by YackBacker

    almost a half hour peebless?

  • April 7, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    WOW! Yack, here's to hoping you get featured on AOTS...

    by anonymoose

  • April 7, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    PEEBLESS IN PEATTLE

    by YackBacker

  • April 7, 2010, 10 p.m. CST

    You dig it, moose?

    by YackBacker

    Awesome!

  • April 7, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    Pebrews gotta eat...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I, myself, piled some extra left over chicken and beef into a tortilla and sprinkled some cheese and slasa...<p>It was good in the eyes of < P >...

  • April 7, 2010, 10:08 p.m. CST

    There ya go, Yack!

    by TedKordLives

    Validation!

  • April 7, 2010, 10:10 p.m. CST

    I need validation

    by YackBacker

    I am weak in the eyes of < P >

  • April 7, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST

    Later Gang

    by TedKordLives

    Off to the movies I go...

  • April 7, 2010, 10:14 p.m. CST

    adios Ted

    by YackBacker

    Enjoy that $1 worth of goodness

  • April 7, 2010, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Maybe add some more tags, Yack?

    by anonymoose

  • April 7, 2010, 10:36 p.m. CST

    Thought the video was great YackBacker

    by Star Hump

    I watched both for comparison. Way to take it to Tiger AND Nike for creating such a God-awful ad. It's so pretentious and phony and tacky that it's offensive.<p> The agent's voice was really funny (is that you?). The northeastern accent (can't quite pinpoint it) was ideal for an agent's voice and the line about the hookers was spot on. Way to twist the knife. Motherfuck Tiger every chance you get. Very funny stuff man.

  • April 7, 2010, 10:40 p.m. CST

    Thanks, Star

    by YackBacker

    That was me narrating it, playing up the NY/NJ presence. Christ, if I actually sound like that all of the time, someone needs to tell me so!

  • April 7, 2010, 10:40 p.m. CST

    YO, JESUS!

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/ykgx6eu

  • April 7, 2010, 10:40 p.m. CST

    'moose, what kind of tags do you suggest?

    by YackBacker

  • April 7, 2010, 10:45 p.m. CST

    nike, earl, father (for starters)

    by anonymoose

  • April 7, 2010, 10:48 p.m. CST

    Don't separate Tiger and Woods.

    by anonymoose

    Don't use The, unless you pair it with Masters.

  • April 7, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    I don't think capitalization matters...

    by anonymoose

    ...but just to be safe, you should make all words lower case.

  • April 7, 2010, 10:52 p.m. CST

    YouTube has an unpredictable relevancy system.

    by anonymoose

  • April 7, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    'Moose, thanks

    by YackBacker

    I learned that if you put quotes around words that have a space between them they remain one term, so I did that instead.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    KICK-ASS is getting good reviews...

    by anonymoose

  • April 7, 2010, 11:09 p.m. CST

    Right now it just says "father," Yack.

    by anonymoose

  • April 7, 2010, 11:09 p.m. CST

    Never mind. You're good.

    by anonymoose

  • April 7, 2010, 11:10 p.m. CST

    Wait... No.

    by anonymoose

    You wouldn't want to join "tiger woods earl woods parody" into one term.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:13 p.m. CST

    I would suggest...

    by anonymoose

    ...only joining "tiger woods" into one term. The rest should be separate, individual terms.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:14 p.m. CST

    And you're good.

    by anonymoose

    That's perfect.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    You could throw "exploitation" back in there...

    by anonymoose

    ...for those that are searching for news stories or vlogs about the ad.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:20 p.m. CST

    Empire gave KICK-ASS 5/5 stars.

    by anonymoose

    "A ridiculously entertaining, perfectly paced, ultra-violent cinematic rush that kicks the places other movies struggle to reach."

  • April 7, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    I wish everyone would hurry up and see it

    by white_vader

    so I can gas-bag about it! Probably going to see it tonight. I saw it a couple of months ago, but It came out for real today and the wife hasn't seen it. I hope the final score's as cool as all the temp stuff.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST

    You've got competition, Yack.

    by anonymoose

    You came before this guy in the search, though. <P> http://tinyurl.com/yktzc7w

  • April 7, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    I really didn't like the comic

    by Star Hump

    but I'm dying to see Kick Ass, mostly for Nic Cage. In the TV trailers he does this quick little guttural laugh, almost a snort, that just cracks me up. I gotta see Nic in his pseudo Bat suit taking it to the mob goons.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:33 p.m. CST

    Ha! Good one Yack!

    by white_vader

    Nicely done dude. Ay! I'm callin' from Joizey!!

  • April 7, 2010, 11:36 p.m. CST

    Humpy

    by white_vader

    He does a pretty good Adam West, I'll give him that...

  • April 7, 2010, 11:37 p.m. CST

    Yack's one is funnier

    by white_vader

    than BOOOOOBBBBB ("FUCK YOU") JENNNNZZZZ.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:40 p.m. CST

    I'm uploading another one...

    by YackBacker

    I'll give you the link once it's done processing. I think this second one is funnier. Stay tuned!

  • April 7, 2010, 11:40 p.m. CST

    It makes my heart glad that the MicMacs TB (via the PB)

    by white_vader

    is the top thread. <p> I love most of Jeunet's stuff, and City of Lost Children is one of my all-time faves. <p> Although I hate him at the moment as I'm going through the same damn D.Vader thing I went through with Minority Report and now have to completely change a set design I'm working on after seeing the MicMacs trailer. Grrr.

  • April 7, 2010, 11:45 p.m. CST

    Here's the new one:

    by YackBacker

    http://tinyurl.com/ydfnha8

  • April 8, 2010, 12:10 a.m. CST

    Heh, don't overdo it...

    by white_vader

    "as all athletes know". Props, Yack!

  • April 8, 2010, 12:16 a.m. CST

    I redid the first ad with the Agent

    by YackBacker

    I added my title card and also threw in a caption at the end underneath the Nike logo. I like the second version of this one a lot more now: http://tinyurl.com/ycmu7hu

  • April 8, 2010, 12:18 a.m. CST

    Thank you, 'Nilla

    by YackBacker

    Never forget that the use of the sex organs has no effect on their ultimate size!

  • April 8, 2010, 1:34 a.m. CST

    No probs Yack

    by white_vader

    And I'll try to keep that in mind.

  • April 8, 2010, 2:15 a.m. CST

    Good God!

    by TedKordLives

    Y'all are my Cyber-Goonies!

  • April 8, 2010, 2:20 a.m. CST

    I would like to post my thesis

    by TedKordLives

    ...on what makes 'Pineapple Express' a great film, but it will have to wait until the morning. <P> If I can remember it.

  • April 8, 2010, 7:56 a.m. CST

    Holy crap, have you guys read the synopsis for BATTLESHIP?

    by D.Vader

    It sounds almost epically retarded. Actually, the idea is cool for a scifi adventure film, but one based on the board game BATTLESHIP? Soooooooooo stupid!

  • April 8, 2010, 7:58 a.m. CST

    pineapple express ist rad

    by Six Demon Bag

    because of rosie perez in a cop uniform

  • April 8, 2010, 8:49 a.m. CST

    ..."use of the sex organs has no effect on their ultimate size".

    by FlickaPoo

    ...HA! Is that vintage audio? I love that makes no sense...what's the assumption that statement refutes?<P> Overusing your organ makes it swell up to elephantine proportions? Makes it shrink from depletion? Stretches things out large but renders them flaccid through loss of elasticity?

  • April 8, 2010, 8:56 a.m. CST

    ...damn, Yack has a sort of sexy 1940s radioguy baseball...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...talking sort of voice...<P> If you're into that sort of thing.

  • April 8, 2010, 9:07 a.m. CST

    Well if anyone is friends w/ Mavra on Facebook...

    by orcus

    Ask her which one Orcus is. Or conversely, forward you info to Orcus

  • April 8, 2010, 9:09 a.m. CST

    Flick, the VD audio is from a WWII Navy Sex Ed film

    by YackBacker

    It's a pretty (purposely) horrific film which you can find on YouTube where they go down the line of STDs and show actual "members" suffering these symptoms. But the narrator is fucking awesome, so I used him.<p> The second video... God, I only sound like that when I'm really drunk. I generally don't sound like Joe Pesci's cousin. At least I hope not.

  • April 8, 2010, 9:18 a.m. CST

    ...but Yack, drunkenness and a fake accent...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...still won't give you that manly, well broken-in Corinthian leather timbre...

  • April 8, 2010, 9:26 a.m. CST

    ...shit my Dad sends me...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...this one is pretty funny. It's obviously a setup, but I like to think that Gary Busey isn't in on it...I want his reaction to be real...<P> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6sG9M1IIL4&feature=player_embedded

  • April 8, 2010, 9:33 a.m. CST

    "A prayer is like laughter, it's the best thing going... anyway,

    by YackBacker

    LOL! This Busey video is amusing.

  • April 8, 2010, 9:34 a.m. CST

    Corinthian!

    by YackBacker

    That's awesome, I'm showing my girl that comment, Flick. Hehehe...

  • April 8, 2010, 9:35 a.m. CST

    Conti, incoming on Facebook

    by orcus

  • April 8, 2010, 9:36 a.m. CST

    Flick, here's me playing up my voice

    by YackBacker

    http://tinyurl.com/ykzyjws

  • April 8, 2010, 9:41 a.m. CST

    One more vid I narrate

    by YackBacker

    http://tinyurl.com/dyd3hn

  • April 8, 2010, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Mornin' peebs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    nice vids all round this AM...

  • April 8, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST

    ...Yack, shake what your mama gave you...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I've often wondered what makes a face of a voice seem contemporary or reminiscent of a particular time period...<P> I suppose that with voices it's some combination of the types of voices and accents that were popular at different times.<P> I remember hearing that early recorded music was full of tenors, because that particular type of voice recorded well on the equipment available...and that softer crooning came into style when the recording technology improved...and that soft crooning was considered sex in your ear...the devil's own music...

  • April 8, 2010, 9:58 a.m. CST

    ...*or* a voice.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 8, 2010, 10 a.m. CST

    ...Cheeses in the a.m.!...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...morning Cheeses, sorry I haven't gotten back to you about that thing yet...I've been waiting for the right moment to investigate, and it's been an irritating week so far.

  • April 8, 2010, 10:03 a.m. CST

    Busey has cultivated his insanity

    by YackBacker

    I am sure he's fucking nuts for real, but he's one of those rare, self-actualized nutjobs. He's probably a very fucking intelligent dude.

  • April 8, 2010, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Hey, Flick...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    not to worry...when you get around to it...<p>Yeah, up early today for some reason...neck is bothering me and couldn't get comfortable sleeping in...so, I am awake and pounding coffee...

  • April 8, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    Subbary®

    by Subtitles_Off

    April 7th, 2010 ...Node #44466 ...'nilla slams some fist on the night shift. He likes "Mad Men," and he doesn't care if you don't. ...The New Susan Boyle is a heavy-set Asian boy. (http://tinyurl.com/ye28g59) ...Nude yoga's gotta hurt. ...Flick had fun watching ZOMBIELAND, but he doesn't think the film lived up to the promise of its first ten minutes. ...A bum peddles some wares from inside his dirty jacket. ...We BAMF! ...Node #44527 ...The bitches are told to vacate @ 10:59:28 A.M. ...Col. got chills from this week's "Lost," and Guppy concurs. ...The sound one makes when one BAMF!s depends on various conditions such as weight, current weather, and personal cultural touchstone. Sometimes it might sound like the flash sound from "Lost." Other times it might sound like The Tardis from "Dr. Who," and other times it might sound like the theme from the TV "Batman." The feeling, however, is always the same - like clearing a blockage. ...Fack® THE EXPENDABLES - give us more Kurtwood Smith, Ronnie Cox and Ed O'Neill. ...Running gags on sit-coms such as "Arrested Development" deter noobs just like the details on dramas like "Lost" or "Battlestar Galactica." ...We're all kind of elieh on AMELIE. ...We're gonna have the whole ALIEN³ / RESURRECTION discussion again? Yeah, I guess we are. ...Colon-El's Rule of 105: Whimsical and twee shouldn't exceed 105 minutes. ...Adapting the shortest of Tolkein's "Middle Earth" books into two movies seems kind of like enabling a misbehaving child. Somebody ought to put Guillermo on The Naughty Spot. ...RED RIDING, a trilogy of films based on an English serial killer, each made by a different director, covering three different years, is five hours long in its entirety. ...Col. and the Future Mrs. Col. are anxious over their families meeting. ...Always an original, Yack THWAPS when others BAMF! ...GAWD forbids a discussion of Val Kilmer as Batman, but Guppy defies GAWD. ...M. is 'Lop's choice for Best Serial Killer Movie Ever. It really is good with a capital GREAT. ...Considering trends, Flick wonders about timing and makes an off-hand remark about Dickens' readers needing another story about the seedier streets of Olde London like they'd need a fart in their figgy pudding. Like shit in their sherry, piss in their port or mud on their monocles. Like a stone in their kidney pie. Cum on their cummerbund. Belly-button lint on their bagel. Phlegm on their pudenda. Pus on their pancakes. Scolding Jewish Grandmas where their genitals used to be. ...A few B- movie moments from JAWS: THE REVENGE: "Mrs. Brody" flashes-back to film clips of Roy Scheider. Mario Van Peebles dies or does not die, depending. Michael Caine emerges from the ocean in a dry shirt. The shark roars like a lion and sits on its tail like a dolphin at Sea-World® so it can be vladded by the prow of the boat. Then, it kablooies. ...JAWS for the NES online. (http://tinyurl.com/jawsnes) ...When a dude who has spent his life in tights auditions for the lead in a ballet but ends up in the back inside an over-sized tiger head, this is bound to happen. (http://tinyurl.com/y8w29ro) ...Some unpatriotic elitists say some outrageous things about The Greatest Nation in The World™'s #1 Farm Crop. I love my country, and (dramatic pause) I fear for it. It's time for Real Americans to reload, take aim at these progressives, you betcha!, and eat some CORN!!!... Terry Crews has been working out. (http://tinyurl.com/yzaocu8) ...Lots of love for THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO LITTLE. (http://tinyurl.com/ykkb6hc) ...New series on G4 - "When Apps Attack!" (http://tinyurl.com/ydzw9wu) ...From the people who brought you Filipino Who Sings Like A Horse comes Filipino Who Duets With Shimself. (http://tinyurl.com/yldc49r) ...There's a dinosaur hiding in our backyard! Quick, grab the boom box! (http://tinyurl.com/ygqbfqo) ...Harrison Ford will be in COWBOYS & ALIENS. I'm assuming as one of the cowboys. ...The shortlist of directors for another TWILIGHT sequel and the shorter list of reasons I'd give a shit. ...Guppy's off to watch CLASH, and Teddy's off to watch POLIZIOTTO SUPERPIÙ (SUPER FUZZ) ...Photoshop advancements (http://tinyurl.com/yf8pagg) ...Mac shares some photos of "Teabonics." (http://tinyurl.com/ygyvswa) ...Drunk Santa (http://tinyurl.com/yc2wd92) ...Mac finally sees POINT BLANK. He's kind of turned off by the dated psychedelia but he like Lee Marvin and the ending a lot. ...'nilla's imagining what my bum looks like. ...Nike tries to redeem Tiger Woods with a ridiculously über-serious ad (http://tinyurl.com/ycbw5ce). Yack makes a parody, and 'moose, Star Hump and 'nilla see it before he removes it from YouTube in order to re-do and improve it. (Meanwhile, lightning and tornadoes have kicked me off-line. Facking® weather!) ...The Bible alà MTV-style 80s Pop (http://tinyurl.com/ykgx6eu) ...Empire magazine gives KICK-ASS ★★★★★, saying, "A ridiculously entertaining, perfectly paced, ultra-violent cinematic rush that kicks the places other movies struggle to reach." ...Yack's re-done parody video (http://tinyurl.com/ycmu7hu) and an alternative P.S.A. version (http://tinyurl.com/ydfnha8) Both are TERRIFIC! <P> ...

  • April 8, 2010, 10:08 a.m. CST

    "Don't these waves remind you of Jesus?"

    by Subtitles_Off

    "Don't they remind you of Jesus?"<P>"I hope you're having a Jesus Day."

  • April 8, 2010, 10:10 a.m. CST

    Thanks Subs!

    by YackBacker

    And as always, a ridiculously good Subbary®

  • April 8, 2010, 10:22 a.m. CST

    i blame corey haim for gary buseys drug addiction

    by Six Demon Bag

    i know for a fact that during SILVER BULLET, the haimster was using and abusing..he also killed a costar on that film.<P>vince neil, john landis, and corey haim--fucking cold hearted.

  • April 8, 2010, 10:34 a.m. CST

    Harry's just endlessly singin' in the rain.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Where's a lightning bolt now, when I need one?

  • April 8, 2010, 10:39 a.m. CST

    I've got kids this afternoon. (Not mine.)

    by Subtitles_Off

    Shall it be HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON, CLASH, comic book store, or zoo?<P>It's kind of a blustery day, right now, so the zoo would probably be a bust.

  • April 8, 2010, 10:42 a.m. CST

    ...I vote dragon training, if the zoo is out...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and you might even like it an iota.<P> CLASH is just going to make you angry.

  • April 8, 2010, 10:47 a.m. CST

    CLASH IN 3D!!!!

    by Six Demon Bag

    that is what you see!!!

  • April 8, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    Yep, Flick.

    by Subtitles_Off

    That's what my instincts are telling me, too.

  • April 8, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    ...I think you should let them pick handles and...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...turn them loose in Pedalback...I can promise to keep it PG till you give the all clear.<P> ...♫♪ It'll be fuuuuu♪uuunnn! ♫♪

  • April 8, 2010, 10:51 a.m. CST

    It'd be an afternoon full of

    by Subtitles_Off

    "poopy heads" and "Batman could beat up Spider-mans" and "how do you spell...?s."

  • April 8, 2010, 10:53 a.m. CST

    ...so, a normal day.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 8, 2010, 10:59 a.m. CST

    ..."out of all the Pokémon...what Pokémon would you say...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...your Uncle Subby looks like the most?"<P> Damn, my pop culture kid landmarks are ten years old...they'd laugh me right out of Pedalback!...

  • April 8, 2010, 11 a.m. CST

    i look like Wartortle!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • April 8, 2010, 11:01 a.m. CST

    ...what Jonas Brother does your Uncle Subby...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...remind you of the most, and why?

  • April 8, 2010, 11:02 a.m. CST

    ...Six, is it the luxurious, fluffy tail?

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 8, 2010, 11:04 a.m. CST

    ...if Uncle Subby was a professor at Hogwarts...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...what would he teach, and why?<P> Be as specific as possible.

  • April 8, 2010, 11:07 a.m. CST

    ...if Uncle Subby was a New York City subway performer...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...what would his shtick be?

  • April 8, 2010, 11:07 a.m. CST

    I've never heard any of them mention Pokémon

    by Subtitles_Off

    of The Jonas Brothers.<P>Ages 7, 8, and 10.<P>They like Spongebob, Batman, pirates, dinosaurs, boogers, poo, dirty words they've heard from adults, and, GAWD knows why, Beyonce.

  • April 8, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    *or The Jonas Bros*

    by Subtitles_Off

    Or, Harry Potter for that matter.

  • April 8, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    ...Pokémon is two thousand and late. I'm old...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...but give me a couple of years and I'll be up to date I'm sure.

  • April 8, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    ...if Uncle Subby was a pirate, what part of him...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...would be gangrenous, whittled out of wood, or covered with some sort of greasy bandage or patch?

  • April 8, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    The oldest one hates STAR WARS

    by Subtitles_Off

    because he got all of his older brother's hand-me-down prequel toys instead of new toys of his own.

  • April 8, 2010, 11:15 a.m. CST

    "Uncle Subby won't let me in his computer room,

    by Subtitles_Off

    because, that one time, I pulled the head off of his Frankenstein bobble-head."

  • April 8, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST

    "Uncle Subby makes good grilled cheeses."

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 8, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    What is Diary of a Wimpy Kid?

    by Subtitles_Off

    I have just been informed that's what we wanna see the "mosty."

  • April 8, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    GAWD, everything's PG.

    by Subtitles_Off

    There's swearing in everything, huh?

  • April 8, 2010, 11:23 a.m. CST

    ...WIMPY KID is a popular kid's book...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I think it's been made into a movie...unlike my books.

  • April 8, 2010, 11:26 a.m. CST

    ...you guys should stay home and read picture books...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...about Charles Darwin...maybe write a little essay about what you like most about the pictures...

  • April 8, 2010, 11:34 a.m. CST

    The 7 and 8 year olds love picture books.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Next time I visit them, I'm going to check out their bookshelves for any books with your name on the cover.

  • April 8, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    ...Uncle Subby is a pirate...finish this sentence...

    by FlickaPoo

    Uncle Subby: "AAARRRRRRRGH! Shiver me...........!"

  • April 8, 2010, 11:38 a.m. CST

    We have consensus.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Hangerburgers and DRAGON.<P>I'll type @ yas later.

  • April 8, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    "Shiver me pudenda!"

    by Subtitles_Off

    The kids version: "Shiver me boogers!"

  • April 8, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    ...I can't wait till Toddlerapoo is old enough to...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...go to the movies.

  • April 8, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Uncle Subby doesn't have pudenda.

    by Subtitles_Off

    "Shiver me rat-licked genitaliAAARRRGGGHHH!"

  • April 8, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Totally inappropriAAAARRRRGGGHHHHte.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 8, 2010, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Subs...one question...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    why aren't these kids in school..?<p>Imma callin' child protection services...

  • April 8, 2010, 11:50 a.m. CST

    ...technically, pudenda is just external genitalia...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...so you do have a pudendum, presumably... <P> ...but for some reason it usually refers to female bits.<P> Probably because guys were in charge of dictionaries, and guys like to call their junk His Majesty, or His Majesty's dragon.<P> HIS MAJESTY'S DRAGON AND MISS. PUDENDA.

  • April 8, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    Victorian-era women enjoyed making love...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    "The prudish reputation of Victorian women has been challenged by a long-forgotten sex survey, which reveals intimate details of the bedroom habits of 19th Century wives." <p>http://tinyurl.com/yah4zkh

  • April 8, 2010, 12:10 p.m. CST

    They do have school, Cheeses.

    by Subtitles_Off

    School's out @ 2:30. The consensus was between me and their mom.<P>You thought I let the kids vote?<P>Jebus! We'd never agree to do anything!

  • April 8, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Best director from France right now although

    by ominus

    he totally fucked up the Alien franchise...jesus.

  • April 8, 2010, 12:34 p.m. CST

    They’re Made Out of Meat

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    By Terry Bisson <p>"They're made out of meat." <p>"Meat?" <p>"Meat. They're made out of meat." <p>"Meat?" <p>"There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." <p>"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?" <p>"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines." <p>"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact." <p>"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines." <p>"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat." <p>"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they're made out of meat." <p>"Maybe they're like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage." <p>"Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take long. Do you have any idea what's the life span of meat?" <p>"Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside." <p>"Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads, like the weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through." <p>"No brain?" <p>"Oh, there's a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat! That's what I've been trying to tell you." <p>"So ... what does the thinking?" <p>"You're not understanding, are you? You're refusing to deal with what I'm telling you. The brain does the thinking. The meat." <p>"Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!" <p>"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?" <p>"Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat." <p>"Thank you. Finally. Yes. They are indeed made out of meat. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years." <p>"Omigod. So what does this meat have in mind?" <p>"First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the Universe, contact other sentiences, swap ideas and information. The usual." <p>"We're supposed to talk to meat." <p>"That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there. Anybody home.' That sort of thing." <p>"They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?" <p>"Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat." <p>"I thought you just told me they used radio." <p>"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat." <p>"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?" <p>"Officially or unofficially?" <p>"Both." <p>"Officially, we are required to contact, welcome and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in this quadrant of the Universe, without prejudice, fear or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing." <p>"I was hoping you would say that." <p>"It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?" <p>"I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say? 'Hello, meat. How's it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?" <p>"Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can't live on them. And being meat, they can only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact." <p>"So we just pretend there's no one home in the Universe." <p>"That's it." <p>"Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you probed? You're sure they won't remember?" <p>"They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them." <p>"A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's dream." <p>"And we marked the entire sector unoccupied." <p>."Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?" <p>"Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again." <p>"They always come around." <p>"And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the Universe would be if one were all alone ..."

  • April 8, 2010, 12:36 p.m. CST

    heh, I found a Flickapoo book on Amazon.com!

    by STLost

    The one which includes the pic he put up at the shelter. <p> Nice going Flick!

  • April 8, 2010, 12:36 p.m. CST

    Afternoon, Pebrews.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    ...except they do it with meat!...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I hadn't read that before...fucking great!<P> Thanks, Cheesemaster.

  • April 8, 2010, 12:42 p.m. CST

    Why am I the only one thumbing up Yack's videos?

    by anonymoose

    Get on YouTube and just do it.

  • April 8, 2010, 12:45 p.m. CST

    MEAT

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 12:45 p.m. CST

    'moose, I will. Once I get a chance.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I can't get the YouTubes at work.

  • April 8, 2010, 12:45 p.m. CST

    ...TAG! I'm it!...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...howdy, ST.

  • April 8, 2010, 12:46 p.m. CST

    One of my all time fav short shorts, Flick..

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Ran across it this morning on another site and just had to share...Glad you liked it...

  • April 8, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST

    Yeah, I'm nosy and did some searches...

    by STLost

    very nice CV you've got going there, Flickapoo. <p> The children books you illustrated are colorful and awesome. I might just pick some up for my daughter. <p> Ok, I'm done stalking Flick. Back to Pudenda.

  • April 8, 2010, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Cheeses...

    by STLost

    I like that meat short as well. Very funny.

  • April 8, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    ...thanks ST, there are a couple of truly terrible things...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...up at Amazon, but I'm OK, with most of it...you can sort of tell the "real" books from the work for hire.

  • April 8, 2010, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Yeah...

    by STLost

    I thought "Pudendum Princesses of Mars" seemed like a work for hire.

  • April 8, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    ...PUDENDUM: PRINCESSES OF MARS...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...would be my proudest achievement.

  • April 8, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    ...amusing TITANS review in the New Yorker...

    by FlickaPoo

    http://tinyurl.com/ykkl2x7<P>

  • April 8, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    9/11 was an inside job

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    Infowars.com

  • April 8, 2010, 1:28 p.m. CST

    Lane is a sharp one.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Sometimes I think he's a little too much in love with his own Addison DeWitt-iness, but I agree that he nails CLASH, which I still like, regardless.

  • April 8, 2010, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Thanks, 'moose!!!

    by YackBacker

    Did you see the Tiger parody ad someone made with puppets and plush toys? It's facking hilarious! http://tinyurl.com/yecg57x

  • April 8, 2010, 1:30 p.m. CST

    ...how do you manage to make pussy juice so tedious?

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 8, 2010, 1:31 p.m. CST

    ...I love Lane even when I disagree with him...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and where movies like CLASH are concerned, I take his always amusing comments with three titanic pinches of salt.

  • April 8, 2010, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Anthony Lane gets it

    by YackBacker

    CLASH was a bad movie, but one that has its amusing parts. No critic could ever recommend it, but for a film fan there's joy to be found in the mess.

  • April 8, 2010, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Yeah, he knows CLASH is preposterous,

    by ColonelFatheart

    but he has fun with it.

  • April 8, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    CLASH reminds me of another Liam Neeson mess: THE HAUNTING

    by YackBacker

    Terrible film but holy crap was it entertaining. I had a lot of fun seeing that in the theaters.

  • April 8, 2010, 1:40 p.m. CST

    THE HAUNTING

    by ColonelFatheart

    Sorry, Yack, I couldn't even enjoy it on those terms.

  • April 8, 2010, 1:42 p.m. CST

    I think I had the benefit of a great audience

    by YackBacker

    I remember a scene where Catherine Zeta-Jones says to Lili Taylor "Let me get you some tea..." turns around and shows her magnificent ass and someone yells out "AND 'A'!!!" Shit like that was going on the whole movie- an audience committed to mocking the film. It was a rare, spontaneous assembly of wiseasses.

  • April 8, 2010, 1:46 p.m. CST

    Yeah, that would do it.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Drunken history about Tesla

    by Continentalop

    Watch! Learn! Laugh! <P> http://tinyurl.com/yfgof5b

  • April 8, 2010, 1:48 p.m. CST

    And if you already posted that moose

    by Continentalop

    My apologies.

  • April 8, 2010, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Drunken history about Frederick Douglass

    by YackBacker

    Cheadle is money: http://tinyurl.com/yhydo6p

  • April 8, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST

    Malcolm McLaren is dead.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST

    THE PASSION OF THE TIM

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/ylxupy9

  • April 8, 2010, 2:25 p.m. CST

    Dear God The Haunting was terrible.

    by TedKordLives

    Not only was it a complete waste of my time, it turned people off of the 'House on Haunted Hill' remake, which is still one of my favorite modern horror movies. <P> Mostly due to the cast, but there's some good writing in there, too.

  • April 8, 2010, 2:30 p.m. CST

    RIP McLaren

    by YackBacker

    Oh, we're so pretty<p> Oh so pretty, we're vacant

  • April 8, 2010, 2:32 p.m. CST

    The House on Haunted Hill was cheesy and stupid

    by Continentalop

    Which is what it was supposed to be and which is why I liked it. It totally captured the William Castle thrill ride experience (which is why I thought Rush being an amusement park designer was so apt). <P> THE HAUNTING remake, however, was beyond stupid. It was made by people who have no love for the ghost story genre or for the novel it was based on.

  • April 8, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    TIM

    by YackBacker

    Wow. Find a retard, fuck him and then marry him so you don't feel bad about fucking him willynilly!

  • April 8, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    Conti

    by TedKordLives

    I figured you'd feel that way. Glad you liked it, tho. Rush was ON FIRE in that movie.<P> "I'm Stephen God Damn Price!" is the reason I insert 'God Damn' into sentences that wouldn't ordinarily warrant it.

  • April 8, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    ...if the world is supposedly run by men, then where...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...are all the sweaty, hot-chick, female gardeners?

  • April 8, 2010, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Men truly love money, Flick, not boobies, that's why.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Sweaty, hot chick gardeners are expensive. The Guatemalans down at the Home Depot parking lot are cheap.

  • April 8, 2010, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Was House on Haunted Hill...

    by TedKordLives

    ...Peter Graves' last god-damn movie?

  • April 8, 2010, 3:10 p.m. CST

    Why don't you God-damn Google it, Ted?

    by YackBacker

    I honestly don't know (hehe, this IS fun!)

  • April 8, 2010, 3:20 p.m. CST

    whoa whoa whoa

    by MacReady452

    I got here just in time. You can't motor boat money Colon_El. FACT!<p>No truck work today PB so I'm tied to the computer for a few hours.

  • April 8, 2010, 3:21 p.m. CST

    Ted, Rush is a master of hamming it up

    by Continentalop

    When need be. Only him and Depp "got it" in Pirates of the Caribbean. And his Casanova Frankenstein (and Greg Kinnear's Captain Amazing) is the only redeeming thing in Mystery Men.

  • April 8, 2010, 3:22 p.m. CST

    That Drunk History is great Yack

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    ...true men love boobies more than money.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 8, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    Hail mighty Mac!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST

    True men are rare, and often broke.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 3:25 p.m. CST

    Paradoxically, leaving them with few resources

    by ColonelFatheart

    to access boobies. <p>What a sick, peripeteic world we live in.

  • April 8, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST

    But true men are honorable.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST

    ...pssst! Buddy, I got true to spare...I'll sell you a day's wo

    by FlickaPoo

    ...for just $50, whaddya say?

  • April 8, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST

    ...↑rth.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 8, 2010, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Watch this. Sorry Flick. This one might hurt.

    by MacReady452

    http://tinyurl.com/yc6qo7b

  • April 8, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Damn you all and your videos!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 3:39 p.m. CST

    What? are you on a smartphone or something Colonel?

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 3:42 p.m. CST

    Colonel it is a YouTube vid

    by MacReady452

    or a toddler wandering out onto a breakdance floor and getting kicked in the face. LITERALLY flying head over heels through the air.

  • April 8, 2010, 3:43 p.m. CST

    "of" not "or". me so stupid

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 3:43 p.m. CST

    Good < P >, Mac!

    by ColonelFatheart

    My work computers won't let me gaze into the YouTubes.

  • April 8, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Damn!!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    He put some AIR under that kid!!!

  • April 8, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    ...fuuuuck. Fortunately kids that age are made of rubber...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I sincerely hope that guy's life is a downward spiral from this point on...he was breakdancing so hard he kicked a baby in the face.<P> A baby.<P> In the face.<P>Breakdancing.

  • April 8, 2010, 4 p.m. CST

    I've seen that vid before.

    by TedKordLives

    And I still feel bad about how hard I laughed at it.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:01 p.m. CST

    I don't blame the breakdancer, Flick...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Who was supposed to be watchin' the kid? Stevie Wonder?

  • April 8, 2010, 4:03 p.m. CST

    Dammit, Conti...

    by TedKordLives

    Mystery Men is brimming with awesomeness. It was just ahead of its time is all. It's flawed, sure, but it's got some truly golden moments.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:04 p.m. CST

    Please Flick. He didn't care. He said...

    by MacReady452

    "Shit, blood! Yo kid fucked up my Coffee Grinder! You best check yo self."

  • April 8, 2010, 4:04 p.m. CST

    Hey, did any of you guys get an Ingmar Bergman vibe

    by ColonelFatheart

    from that creepy new Tiger Woods Nike ad? I sure did. The black and white, the harsh white light, the absent or detached God, here represented by the voice of his dead father ...

  • April 8, 2010, 4:07 p.m. CST

    Nice, Cheeses.

    by TedKordLives

    Good point. And funny, too.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:09 p.m. CST

    ...I do, Cheeses...I do blame the breakdancer...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I grew up in the 80s...I was taught to believe that breakdancers hate bullies and oppression...they only breakdance for justice and the freedom to be yourself...<P> They NEVER kick babies in the face.<P> That guy shames himself, his family...and breakdancing.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:12 p.m. CST

    C'mon Flick....

    by TedKordLives

    It's not like he was AIMING for the kid.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:12 p.m. CST

    Mystery Men Rocks, Teddy...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Don't let anybody tell you different...even, and especially, Moses...<p>What comic book lover CAN'T dig that movie? A Chick With a Possesed Bowling Ball, Corporate Sponsored Superheroes, A Guy With Rage Issues, A Guy With a Shovel, A Guy Who is Invisible When No One is Looking, A Man Who Throws Kitchen Utinsels and A Guy With Toxic Farts...Show me an Avengers Line-up better than that!!!!

  • April 8, 2010, 4:14 p.m. CST

    ...Ted, a breakdancer has to better than that...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...otherwise breakdancing itself is meaningless.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:15 p.m. CST

    My Tiger Woods VD paordy got picked up by Deadspin.com

    by YackBacker

    Hehehe, that's my 15 internet minutes right there.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:17 p.m. CST

    ...that guy isn't worthy of the do-rag.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 8, 2010, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Which one is yours, Yack?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 4:17 p.m. CST

    The venereal diseases one

    by YackBacker

  • April 8, 2010, 4:18 p.m. CST

    Never mind, I'll just head over to your blog.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 4:18 p.m. CST

    ...cool, Yack...how did they see it?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...greatness floats?

  • April 8, 2010, 4:19 p.m. CST

    I guess so, I only pimped it on my Twitter acct

    by YackBacker

    And I have a whopping 263 followers, so it was likely discovered by some other means.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:20 p.m. CST

    Yack, you mind if I embed that at my blog post

    by ColonelFatheart

    on Tiger?

  • April 8, 2010, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Thanks Cheeses.

    by TedKordLives

    How can one not enjoy Ben Stiller beating the shit out of Geoffrey Rush? Or Michael Bay as a Frat Boy?

  • April 8, 2010, 4:24 p.m. CST

    I'd be honored, Colon El

    by YackBacker

    Thanks!

  • April 8, 2010, 4:25 p.m. CST

    Maybe that little kid was destined to grow up...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    To lead the movement to outlaw Breakdancing for ALL TIME, and have all former Breakdancers rounded up and exterminated...But, now, thanks to the nice Breakdancing man, that kid is a brain-damaged idiot that not even Sarah Palin could love...<p>You may very well owe that man your life, Flick...and an appology...

  • April 8, 2010, 4:25 p.m. CST

    Thanks, Yack!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 4:27 p.m. CST

    Where I come from, babies expect to get kicked

    by ColonelFatheart

    by breakdancers.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:29 p.m. CST

    ...Cheeses, are you suggesting that breakdancer...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...traveled back in time to save the future of breakdancing?

  • April 8, 2010, 4:31 p.m. CST

    Suggested edit, Cheeses:

    by ColonelFatheart

    "But, now, thanks to the nice Breakdancing man, that kid is a brain-damaged idiot that not even Sarah Palin could EXPLOIT..."

  • April 8, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Colonelman...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Like my old man used to tell me...<p>"If you can't get back on your feet after gettin' kicked by a dancer, just stay on the ground. I'll send your momma over to kiss your boo-boo,... IF I see her...and she isn't TOO embarrassed of ya..."

  • April 8, 2010, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Hey Colon El

    by YackBacker

    I'm sure you noticed this, but you may need to use a smaller size video to embed it.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    HHHAAA!!! Yeah, exploit is a better way of puttin' it...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    And yes, Flick...I think James Cameron sent him from the future to stop that child so he could continue his plan to make, Breakdance III, 3-D Boogaloo...in 3-D...

  • April 8, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    that guy wasn't a real breakdancer

    by MacReady452

    where's the half shirt?

  • April 8, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    ...BZZZZT!...CRACK!...FZZZZ! [blinding flash of light]...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...a nude, crouching male form emerges from the sizzling blue electric glare...he speaks...<P> I need your Adidas. Your do-rag...and your half-shirt.<P> Give them to me.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:39 p.m. CST

    Laundry day, right?

    by TedKordLives

    Nothing clean?

  • April 8, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Yack, yeah, but that's the smallest choice

    by ColonelFatheart

    YouTube gives me. It still plays, but the integrity of the framing is compromised. Blast it!

  • April 8, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Cheeses, too late!

    by ColonelFatheart

    STEP UP 3D is on the way!

  • April 8, 2010, 4:42 p.m. CST

    That kid never would have been hurt if that guy

    by MacReady452

    just stuck to doing The Dick Around in his free balling bio hazard pants. Safety first.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:42 p.m. CST

    ...hey, I think this guy's a couple inches short...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...of a half-shirt.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:43 p.m. CST

    I want to see that kid...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Get kicked in the head in 3-D...<p>Watch the little fuck fly right over your head...

  • April 8, 2010, 4:43 p.m. CST

    hehehe Flick

    by TedKordLives

  • April 8, 2010, 4:45 p.m. CST

    Come with me if you want to Pop/Lock.

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 4:46 p.m. CST

    your other option is to change the vid siz...

    by YackBacker

    by editing the post, clicking the "edit html" tab and going in and manually inputing the height and width of the player. Plug in these #s: 273 height, 450 width. You'll be golden!

  • April 8, 2010, 4:47 p.m. CST

    HHHHAAAA!!!! Mac!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • April 8, 2010, 4:47 p.m. CST

    HA! Mac!

    by TedKordLives

    Cheeses, you also almost got me to spit out my coffee.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Toddler to Breakdancer

    by MacReady452

    "Chill. Out. Dick. Wad."

  • April 8, 2010, 4:50 p.m. CST

    Fixed. Excellent, Yack. Thank you.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 4:50 p.m. CST

    ...listen, and understand. That breakdancer is out there...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he can't be bargained with...he can't be reasoned with...he doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear...<P> And he absolutely will not stop The Windmill, ever, until he kicks your kid in the head.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:54 p.m. CST

    hahahhahahFlick. The WindMill.

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 4:54 p.m. CST

    HHHHAAAA!!!! Flick...Nice...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    The Termibreakdancer..

  • April 8, 2010, 4:55 p.m. CST

    ...What's it like when you go through time? ...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...white light. Pain. It's like crushing your nuts when you do The Worm, maybe.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Oh God!

    by TedKordLives

    AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!<P> Too much!

  • April 8, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Looks good, Col

    by YackBacker

    I added a link in my article to your post too.

  • April 8, 2010, 4:58 p.m. CST

    LOL....mac

    by STLost

    Nice! "Come with me if you want to pop/lock"

  • April 8, 2010, 4:59 p.m. CST

    ...the women in your time, what are they like? ...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...good breakdancers.<P> That's not what I meant. Was there...someone special?<P> Oh, she's "special" all right. She was kicked in the fucking head when she was two.

  • April 8, 2010, 5 p.m. CST

    Thanks again, Yack. It's greatly appreciated.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 5 p.m. CST

    Meanwhile, Flick is on fire.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 5:02 p.m. CST

    Flick....HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!<p>I didn't think I could laugh any harder and then there you are with that shit!!!!<p>"Oh She's 'special' all right..."

  • April 8, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Hasta La Vista Baby

    by MacReady452

    [Kicks Baby in face]

  • April 8, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST

    Nice Flick. hahahah

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 5:08 p.m. CST

    HHHHAAAAA!!!! Stop it guys,,,

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    *Gasp*<p>I...I ...I can't BREEEEEEAAAATH!!! <p>Hasta La Vista,"...Punt..."Baby..."

  • April 8, 2010, 5:12 p.m. CST

    ...why do you breakdance?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...you mean people?<P> Yes.<P> I don't know. We just breakdance...you know, when it hurts.<P> Pain causes it?<P> No, it's when there's nothing wrong with you, but you just have to breakdance anyway...you get it?<P> No.

  • April 8, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    There's gotta be a JUNIOR joke in all this.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Only, I've never seen JUNIOR. Help me out, folks.

  • April 8, 2010, 5:14 p.m. CST

    ...HA! Mac...so short...so sweet.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 8, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    ...is it dead?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...breakdanced.

  • April 8, 2010, 5:17 p.m. CST

    when it it hurts

    by MacReady452

    you just have to breakdance anyway.<p>words to live by.<p>BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • April 8, 2010, 5:18 p.m. CST

    No Fate but what we Break.

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    ...now I know why you breakdance...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...but it is something I can never do.

  • April 8, 2010, 5:20 p.m. CST

    I swear I will not breakdance anyone.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 5:23 p.m. CST

    Awesomeness.

    by TedKordLives

    That's what we've got here, folks.

  • April 8, 2010, 5:24 p.m. CST

    "I will not breakdance anyone." hahahahahhahah

    by MacReady452

    I like this one cause it barely makes sense and all I can think of is that "breakdancing someone" is kicking them in the face, sending them flying end over end.

  • April 8, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    HEY! You can't show that video without the Street Fighter SFX!

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/26e3jn

  • April 8, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    ...I cannot self-breakdance myself in the fucking head...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...you must lower me into the steel.<P> Good-bye. <P> Du-du...du-du...du-DUM [clang]...du-du...du-du...du-DUM [clang]...

  • April 8, 2010, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Now all I can think of is Arnold pop/locking in

    by MacReady452

    every scene of all the Terminator movies.<p>"Get Down!" [cranks fist and sends wave through arms]

  • April 8, 2010, 5:33 p.m. CST

    ...I don't care if it's corny, that last Elbow Freeze...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he does while slowly being lowered into the molten steel gets me every time...

  • April 8, 2010, 5:33 p.m. CST

    thats fucking awesome moose

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 5:35 p.m. CST

    When he is dance-battling the T-1000

    by MacReady452

    and he does the AirFlare 1.5...that was the shit!

  • April 8, 2010, 5:36 p.m. CST

    I love the T-1000's technique;

    by ColonelFatheart

    he's got a real fluid motion.

  • April 8, 2010, 5:37 p.m. CST

    ...oh, 'moose...that's so wrong...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...tomorrow we're going to hear that the kid was seriously injured...and I'm going to have to kill myself...<P> I might as well laugh until then.

  • April 8, 2010, 5:39 p.m. CST

    Tomorrow? That video's older than dust.

    by anonymoose

    If she was hurt, we'd know by now.

  • April 8, 2010, 5:42 p.m. CST

    Yup. This about sums it up. You betcha.

    by ColonelFatheart

    http://tinyurl.com/yzmhtp7

  • April 8, 2010, 5:43 p.m. CST

    Breakdance. With extreme prejudice.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 5:44 p.m. CST

    fluid motion. nice Colonel

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 5:47 p.m. CST

    The STREET FIGHTER version is king

    by YackBacker

    Hehehehe, that tickles me.

  • April 8, 2010, 5:49 p.m. CST

    Mexican food time!!!

    by Six Demon Bag

    And margs!!!

  • April 8, 2010, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Okay, Pebrews. Time to punch out. See ya around.

    by ColonelFatheart

    And remember: keep breakdancin' that chicken.

  • April 8, 2010, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Vaya con pudenda!!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • April 8, 2010, 5:51 p.m. CST

    ...watch out, Colonel.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 8, 2010, 5:52 p.m. CST

    Seeya Col.

    by TedKordLives

  • April 8, 2010, 5:58 p.m. CST

    Palin: "So we were having margaritas and Michele goes...

    by MacReady452

    ..Aye Caramba. THEN we both said 'I'm Bart Simpson, who the hellare you? THEN, we both yelled, JINX, and I knew we were BFFs."<p>Fuckin idiots.

  • April 8, 2010, 6 p.m. CST

    Whoa..Jinx Sixies

    by MacReady452

    I didn't even see your margs post there. BFFs

  • April 8, 2010, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Huzzah! I FINALLY beat the NES JAWS game!

    by D.Vader

    After wasting hours and hours on it this afternoon, I finally beat it! Something I was never able to achieve as a kid! Hoorah!

  • April 8, 2010, 6:02 p.m. CST

    The only disappointing thing about the JAWS ending was...

    by D.Vader

    That the damn shark didn't explode after I stabbed him with the boat. <p> He just sank like a rock to the bottom of the ocean instead.

  • April 8, 2010, 6:18 p.m. CST

    Cheers Vaderman

    by MacReady452

    I never beat games on the NES when I was a kid. My brother would beat them and that was good enough for me. We would just move on. I saw the end i didn't need to be the one to push the button. As I recall that game was pretty fun.

  • April 8, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    Spy hunter is my white whale at NES game

    by Six Demon Bag

    And not beating it

  • April 8, 2010, 6:43 p.m. CST

    Asi is giving it to an Orci clone in the TF3 parentsback

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Are we 100% on that being an Orci clone?

    by YackBacker

    Or does the real Orci have a lower-case "b" in for "bob"?

  • April 8, 2010, 6:52 p.m. CST

    lower case "O". pretty sure it's a fake

    by MacReady452

    still funny

  • April 8, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    Umm, I think that's the REAL Bob Orci

    by YackBacker

    I've talked with him before- I thought it was cool that he popped in once in a while, now it's kind of lame that he keeps showing up.

  • April 8, 2010, 7:08 p.m. CST

    I shooped a thing...

    by anonymoose

    ...and now it is at the shelterback. It's hyperlinked. There's a point, you see...

  • April 8, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    Jesus Christ! Those Terminator to the Streets posts

    by lotharius3rd1118

    made my fucking day! That's one of the funniest bits of sustained genius I've yet encountered. Seriously, Matt Senreich and Seth Green are punching themselves for not thinking of this shit first.

  • April 8, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST

    AssholeLives apparently...

    by anonymoose

    I've grown more than tired of his antics.

  • All are Swedish. Subtitled. Black-n-white. <P> THROUGH A GLASS DARKLY<P> Såsom i en Spegel <P> 1961. <P>My favorite of the three films - by far the most easily accessible - is the story of a small family dealing with the schizophrenia of the sole female, who has visions of God as a spider. Notable, as all of these films are, for the cinematography of Sven Nykvist, which presents provocative close-ups of the actors lit from precise, unnatural angles. The characters are free and emotional when they are presented in nature, but in settings within structures they are bound by walls of horizontal planes or sharp diagonals and restricted in their interactions. This is the only one of the three films that directly suggests love as an antidote for human despair. <P> ★★★★☆ <Br><Br><Br><Br> WINTER LIGHT<P> Nattvardsgästerna <P> 1962. <P> If Bergman has been parodied with cartoonish charicatures of tightly framed talking heads speaking imponderable philosophies, this is the film which, to me, most resembles the critique. In terms of the trilogy, this is the most direct, speaking specifically to the silence of God in regard to the concerns of men. It tells and tells and tells and tells the story of a priest who is incapable of comforting his small community of parishoners, and then it tells some more. Whatever profundity there is, you'll have to apply it yourself. Maybe that's the point. I'm too bored to care. <P> ★★☆☆☆ ½ <Br><Br><Br><Br> THE SILENCE <P> Tystnaden <P> 1963. <P> The most symbolically rich of the trilogy, this film tells the story of two sisters - let's call the horny one Body and the fatally ill one Mind - stuck in a hotel in an unspecified, unspecifiable, foreign country on the brink of war, accompanied by the young, inquisitive boy who navigates their dislike for one another. God, I guess, is conspicuous in His absense. Oh, there are also a wrinkled hotel butler and a troupe of performing dwarves. Big chunks of this are without dialogue, and, even though other big chunks aren't immediately understandable, the scenes are so beautiful - as in THROUGH A GLASS DARKLY, nearly every shot would make a magnificent still photograph - I'm still thinking about them and trying to decipher their meaning days after seeing the movie. <P> ★★★☆☆ ½ <Br><Br><Br><Br> The Trilogy ★★★☆☆ ⅓

  • April 8, 2010, 7:31 p.m. CST

    *trilogy*

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 8, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Hehehe, Moose

    by YackBacker

    I dig it!

  • April 8, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    "Oh, she's "special" all right."

    by ScaryWaitress

    I think I peed myself.

  • April 8, 2010, 7:36 p.m. CST

    ...what the fuck? I thought you were ☆☆RIGHT-BRAINing☆☆...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON...<P> I was all excited.

  • April 8, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    [deleted] finding new ways to enrage movie fans

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 7:40 p.m. CST

    all your reviews are 0 to .5 stars to me Subs

    by MacReady452

    can't see the hidden treasures. High everybody.

  • April 8, 2010, 7:41 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    What happened to the afternoon with the kids?

  • April 8, 2010, 7:42 p.m. CST

    Dinner at my house: Lazy Working Girl Special.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Sautéed Italian squash, hard-boiled eggs, and roasted sweet potatoes. I'm so lazy, I'M not even the one cooking the eggs. I couldn't be bothered. Served with a lovely Pinot Noir from Carneros, and plenty of it. <P> Woot!

  • April 8, 2010, 7:43 p.m. CST

    ...I love this thread, because in one of the first posts...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...someone says "great flick".<P> It's like a constant little affirmation every time I refresh...<P> " 'cause I'm good enough, and I'm great enough...doggone it, people like me."

  • April 8, 2010, 7:44 p.m. CST

    at least your hitting all the food groups EssDubb

    by MacReady452

    protien, veg, starch, and alcohol

  • April 8, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Mostly alcohol. It has been a hard week.

    by ScaryWaitress

    God damn, I'm glad it's Thursday.

  • April 8, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST

    one day at a time Flick. Whatever gets you through.

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Great Flick! is the new Great Scott!

    by YackBacker

    I plan on confusing society with this fad.

  • April 8, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST

    I'll be in my glory with Kick- Ass

    by MacReady452

    cause Nic Cage and Hit Girl are the MacReadys. Its almost here.

  • April 8, 2010, 7:47 p.m. CST

    I am about to enjoy some adult beverages myself for a change

    by YackBacker

    My good friend and his wife just welcomed twins into this great flickin' world yesterday. I'm taking the newbie pop out for a couple of short ones.

  • April 8, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    So, anyone want to catch me up on the highlights?

    by ScaryWaitress

    I've read the Subbaries... it's been slow this week, huh?

  • April 8, 2010, 7:50 p.m. CST

    ...congratulations to your pal...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...it's a hell of a thing.<P> Named one of them Flick, I hope.

  • April 8, 2010, 7:51 p.m. CST

    Oh. My. God. Twins?!?!?!

    by ScaryWaitress

    Oh, man. Their lives are OVER. <P> < P > bless.

  • April 8, 2010, 7:51 p.m. CST

    ☆☆RIGHT-BRAIN CINEMA☆☆™<P>HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON <P>

    by Subtitles_Off

    2010. Animated. <P> After the hectically-narrated opening salvo, in which most of the spoken humor flies by too quickly, this thing takes a deep breath and settles into, perhaps, the most gently reassuring and thoughtful of recent animated movies, and I'm including everything other than the first half of WALL-E. Friendship, independence, loyalty and diversity are the themes, presented in colorful CGI, with exciting explosions and stuff, you know, for the boys. I saw this with three kids, aged 10, 8 and 7 - two boys and a girl, and I worried that it might be a bit beyond their range, but I was proven wrong, as the older boy explained it to his siblings on the ride home with a couple of gentle corrections from his sister, the 7-year-old. <P> ★★★☆☆ ½

  • April 8, 2010, 7:51 p.m. CST

    ...oh, and tell him to steer clear of breakdancers.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 8, 2010, 7:54 p.m. CST

    ...cool! ★★★☆☆ ½ from Subs probably means...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...a solid ★★★★☆ from me...<P> Can't wait.

  • April 8, 2010, 7:55 p.m. CST

    Subs, I would love to know what you look like.

    by ScaryWaitress

    In my head, I have this picture of Batman, driving his sister's minivan, with three giggling kids... the points on your cowl are too tall, so you're kind of hunched over the wheel...

  • April 8, 2010, 7:57 p.m. CST

    Really, Mac?

    by Subtitles_Off

    You can't "see" stars?<P>Even @ The Shelter Archives?<P>Who else is having this issue, and why is this the first I'm hearing of it?

  • April 8, 2010, 7:57 p.m. CST

    ...HA! Oh, man...that image is going to linger...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...in fact, it might be permanent.

  • April 8, 2010, 8 p.m. CST

    I don't have a Batmannish body, these days, so

    by Subtitles_Off

    I make up for it with a scarier scowl.<P>I was told today, by an 8 year-old, that I'm "way more cooler than anybody," so I'm happy.

  • April 8, 2010, 8 p.m. CST

    But which Batman, Scary?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Adam West? Michael Keaton? Val Kilmer? George Clooney? Christian Bale?

  • April 8, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    ...he's got this special Bat-dispencer for Pez...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he made it special down in the Bat Cave, but the kids are convinced it's the same one for sale down at the Dollar Store...<P> He manages to master his anger...<P> But inside he's fuming.

  • April 8, 2010, 8:06 p.m. CST

    ..."way more cooler than anybody" from an 8 year old...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...holy < P >, you should be happy.<P> That's an epic fucking day, man.<P> Well done.

  • April 8, 2010, 8:07 p.m. CST

    ...wait, you didn't earn your "more cooler"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...by letting the 8 year old steer the minivan on the highway...right?<P> Right?

  • April 8, 2010, 8:10 p.m. CST

    Ess, highlights...

    by Subtitles_Off

    The "...need like I need..." riff from yesterday and the Break-dancing Terminator from a little bit ago.<P>But there's a bunch of ALIEN³ & 4 stuff, too.

  • April 8, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    ...I see the Batman as Brock Samson from...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...VENTURE BROS, but a little older.<P> And maybe a ponytail instead of a mullet...to symbolize Subs' hippie ethos.

  • April 8, 2010, 8:12 p.m. CST

    HA! I did trade my car for his mom's mini-van,

    by Subtitles_Off

    so I could've let him take a spin.

  • April 8, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    I propose the following as the Pebrew National Anthem

    by YackBacker

    http://tinyurl.com/5zd3da

  • April 8, 2010, 8:15 p.m. CST

    Cheeses... none of the above. I picture the REAL Batman

    by ScaryWaitress

    the one they will never have on the big screen, because he does not exist. Basically, a live-action version of the recent animated series. <P> Val fucking KILMER? You say Val KILMER BATMAN to me? I don't even know who you ARE anymore, Cheeses. <P> [sigh]

  • April 8, 2010, 8:16 p.m. CST

    ...so, I googled "Brock Samson" to be sure I had...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the spelling right...there's a lot of Brock Samson fan porn out there.

  • April 8, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST

    I second Yack.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 8, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST

    Yack... no, our anthem should be this.

    by ScaryWaitress

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY0xgRA_Sk0&feature=channel

  • April 8, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST

    ...my brother has it as a requirement for friendship...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that if anyone wants his number on their cellphone, his ring tone MUST be the BENNY HILL theme song.<P> True story.

  • April 8, 2010, 8:21 p.m. CST

    ...I thought Queen's Bicycle Race was the anthem.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 8, 2010, 8:21 p.m. CST

    DAMN, boyeee!!!!

    by ScaryWaitress

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8r_XUMowuM&feature=related

  • April 8, 2010, 8:21 p.m. CST

    Ess, that was just MEAN.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 8, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    Fat-Guy Peas

    by Subtitles_Off

    [slams fist]

  • April 8, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    Flick, I could totally be your brother's friend

    by YackBacker

    That shit is great! Scary, not a Black Eyed Peas fan- if that fat kid was dancing to anything else, I might consider it.

  • April 8, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Scary, that's what you get with Russian dentistry on your side

    by YackBacker

    Yep...

  • April 8, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Well, there's...

    by Subtitles_Off

    "Unskinny Bop" or "Baby's Got Back."

  • April 8, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    ...yeah, my kid brother is a cool guy.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 8, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    Believe it or not...

    by Subtitles_Off

    that's Russian Face-Eating Guy's second Pedalback appearance.

  • April 8, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    HA! Subs-- Fat-Guy Peas!!!!!!

    by YackBacker

  • April 8, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    ...that guy looks like his face was eaten by a chimp...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...shit. Now I feel bad.<P> I do that a lot.

  • April 8, 2010, 8:31 p.m. CST

    I feel like Jim Carrey stole that schtick from that poor Ruskie

    by YackBacker

    I can't prove it, but I sense there's been a wrong committed against that face-eating Rusian.

  • April 8, 2010, 8:31 p.m. CST

    ...but this IS the Pedalback banner...right?...

    by FlickaPoo

    http://diskoduck.cz/shop/images/Queen_Bicycle_Race1.png

  • April 8, 2010, 8:33 p.m. CST

    Ah, yes, thank you Flick. Elevating the discourse...

    by ScaryWaitress

    as always. <P> [shaking head]

  • April 8, 2010, 8:33 p.m. CST

    ...baby got back...and pedals.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 8, 2010, 8:34 p.m. CST

    ♪♫

    by Subtitles_Off

    Your butt is wide<P> Well mine is too<P> Just watch your mouth<P> or I'll sit on you ♪♫

  • April 8, 2010, 8:34 p.m. CST

    ...I'm not sorry.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 8, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    ♪ ♫

    by Subtitles_Off

    Fat-bottomed girls<P>You make the rockin' world<P>Go 'round ♪♫

  • April 8, 2010, 8:38 p.m. CST

    ♪♫

    by Subtitles_Off

    Wanna tell you a story 'Bout a woman I know When it comes to lovin'<P> Oh, she steals the show<P> She ain't exactly pretty<P> Ain't exactly small<P> Forty-two, thirty-nine, fifty-six <P>You could say she's got it all<P>You're a whole lotta woman <P>A whole lotta woman <P>A whole lotta Rosie ♪♫

  • April 8, 2010, 8:40 p.m. CST

    ♪♫

    by Subtitles_Off

    "I like 'em fat"<P> "I like 'em proud"<P> "Ya gotta have a mother for me"<P> Now move your big ass 'round this way<P> So I can work on that zipper, baby<P> Tonight you're a star <P>And I'm the big dipper ♪♫

  • April 8, 2010, 8:42 p.m. CST

    ♪♫

    by Subtitles_Off

    The bigger the cushion<P>The sweeter the pushin'<P> That's what I said.<P> The looser the waistband<P> The deeper the quicksand<P> Or so I have read.<P> My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.<P> I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.<P> Big bottom,<P> Big bottom,<P> Talk about bum cakes,<P> My girl's got 'em.<P> Big bottom,<P> Drive me out of my mind.<P> How can I leave this behind? ♪♫

  • April 8, 2010, 8:43 p.m. CST

    ...HAIL THE TAP!

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 8, 2010, 8:44 p.m. CST

    There once was a fat-bottomed girl

    by ScaryWaitress

    With the most luscious ass in the world. <P> Her butt was so wide <P> It affected the tides. <P> And it glowed with the sheen of a pearl.

  • April 8, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    Music and poetry...

    by Subtitles_Off

    Who sez we ain't cultured?

  • April 8, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    Fuck yeee-ah! We's cultured, yo!

    by ScaryWaitress

  • April 8, 2010, 8:48 p.m. CST

    Cultured like yo-yo-yogurt.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Jay-Z sez, "Yeah."

  • April 8, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    ...I still have that Queen album cover up in a window...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...on the side...<P> It makes me happy.

  • April 8, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    So far, Flick...

    by Subtitles_Off

    this is the only image I've been able to find of one of the posters that came with the album, originally.<P>http://tinyurl.com/ydgmeab

  • April 8, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    Here's one you can zoom in on.

    by Subtitles_Off

    http://tinyurl.com/ydfnh5d

  • April 8, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    ...HA! I posted something very similar yesterday...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I didn't realize I had a thing for naked girls on bikes...but I think I do.

  • April 8, 2010, 8:57 p.m. CST

    There once was a hip-hop biz-natch

    by ScaryWaitress

    Who was jonesin' for some o' dat snatch. <P> He was poppin the bub' <P> 'Fo he hit the hot tub <P> With his fat-bottomed ho'. A LOVE MATCH!

  • April 8, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    ...you can't zoom in nearly tight enough...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...not even close to my requirements.

  • April 8, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Post it again, Flick.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Somehow, I must've missed it.

  • April 8, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    Nice, Ess!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Yeah, uh, yeah, uh, yeah, what?

  • April 8, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    And with that...

    by ScaryWaitress

    I'm off to watch a supermodel and two gay men flagellate some reality show contestants while they sew strange clothes for abnormally skinny women to strut in. <P> Cheers!

  • April 8, 2010, 9:01 p.m. CST

    G'night, Ess.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I take it that means "Project Runway" is on. Or is it "The Next Top Model"?

  • April 8, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    Talk about mud flaps my girls got em

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    ...HOLY SHIT! It IS the same image...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...just a closeup...<P> http://kfoxrocks.files.wordpre ss.com/2009/07/bicycles.jpg<P> I posted it yesterday just before the BAMF!

  • April 8, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    There is some great stuff there Subs

    by MacReady452

    Whole lotta Rosie and Big Bottom...gold.<p>Stupid fucking co-workers fucking up my PB time. They have no idea where my allegiances

  • April 8, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    lie. damn.

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 9:11 p.m. CST

    ...I just read RedHorseVector's contribution at post...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...#2.<P> Ever type at him?...he's a sharp fucking guy.

  • April 8, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    ...oops, I meant Red Ned Lynch...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...RedHorse is funny, but Red Ned is really smart.<P> I got my reds mixed up.

  • April 8, 2010, 9:15 p.m. CST

    If you don't like the bale subs

    by Six Demon Bag

    Then you don't like the character of subs

  • April 8, 2010, 9:15 p.m. CST

    Hehe. I wonder if he left her there.

    by Subtitles_Off

    And if she woke up with a strange dude sitting next to her, "holding the popcorn."

  • April 8, 2010, 9:16 p.m. CST

    HA! Sixies!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 8, 2010, 9:16 p.m. CST

    Flick, careful mixing reds.

    by Subtitles_Off

    That's how accidents happen.

  • April 8, 2010, 9:23 p.m. CST

    ...hehehe...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...holding the popcorn...<P> ...then you don't like the character of Subs...

  • April 8, 2010, 9:24 p.m. CST

    Red Ned and I had a back and forth about

    by MacReady452

    "Serviceable actors". I mentioned Dick Miller and I think he wet himself. He is a good dude. Sharp.

  • April 8, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    I don't ever remember crossing paths with Red Ned.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 8, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    Or, *remember ever*

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 8, 2010, 9:29 p.m. CST

    My Ah-HA moment...

    by Subtitles_Off

    I can't believe I didn't think of this before!<P>Instead of trying to Subbarize® in the morning in one swoop, I do it in bits throughout the current day. Duh!

  • April 8, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    ...ah, but you lose the freshness of the cold light of morning..

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the cool, surgeon's eye after well deserved slumber.

  • April 8, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    TURKEY!!!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 8, 2010, 9:33 p.m. CST

    We'll have to see, Flick.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Let me know if you notice a difference.

  • April 8, 2010, 9:34 p.m. CST

    ...the wisdom of hindsight over morning-after...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...turkey sandwiches.

  • April 8, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    Just click the "Easy" button Subs

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Man, I think I'd give my

    by Subtitles_Off

    "way cooler than anybody" status for an Easy Button™.<P>(I'm keeping my left nut.)

  • April 8, 2010, 9:38 p.m. CST

    ...I dunno, Lance Armstrong seems to get along OK...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...on one...<P> I might give the left one for an Easy Button™.

  • April 8, 2010, 9:40 p.m. CST

    ...maybe the right one. Lefty hangs lower...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...maybe he's a little bigger.

  • April 8, 2010, 9:40 p.m. CST

    Alright, assembled Pebrews...

    by Subtitles_Off

    I've got some doings to do before bedtime.<P>That Terminator stuff was gold, BTW. You should riff on that some more.<P>I imagine armies of Ahnold Terminators facing armies of McBlandy Terminators, and - in a break from the CGI explosions - "serving" each other.

  • April 8, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    HA!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Flick's asymmetrical nut-sac!

  • April 8, 2010, 9:43 p.m. CST

    Obama website has an interesting presentation about health care.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yzxmd3u

  • April 8, 2010, 9:50 p.m. CST

    A post apocalyptic future ravaged by Cyberdyne

    by MacReady452

    T-101's square off in a dance battle against Humans to decide the fate of the Human race. <p>No fate but what we Break.<p>So nice I used it twice.

  • April 8, 2010, 9:54 p.m. CST

    In the future mankinds only hope is to infiltrate Cyberdyne

    by MacReady452

    The only people capable of mimicking a robot effectively are........breakdancers.<p>Da da dum da dum.

  • April 8, 2010, 9:57 p.m. CST

    ...damn! Mac, I've been trying to find the right...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...robot-dance/Terminator joke all day...<P> I tip my do-rag to you, Sir.

  • April 8, 2010, 10:01 p.m. CST

    Flick..your stuff was gold

    by MacReady452

    I thought you had put the movie's on and were skimming the key scenes to reference. Masterful sir.

  • April 8, 2010, 10:01 p.m. CST

    'moose, great work on the Shelter front page.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Triple Dippa!

  • April 8, 2010, 10:04 p.m. CST

    Oh fuck. Now I gotta go. Peace out!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 8, 2010, 10:05 p.m. CST

    Yeah that is nice moose

    by MacReady452

    did you use Content Aware Fill? That's how good it looks.

  • April 8, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    bye Subs, bye Colonel.

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 10:08 p.m. CST

    ...NOW...THE TABLES HAVE TURNED...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...AS UNDETECTABLE ROBOT-BREAKDANCING HUMANS INFILTRATE THE VERY HEART OF SKYNET...

  • April 8, 2010, 10:09 p.m. CST

    ...Du-du...du-du...du-DUM [clang]...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Du-du...du-du...du-DUM [clang]...

  • April 8, 2010, 10:12 p.m. CST

    ...Mrs. Heart must have just dropped her robe...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I've been there...<P> [robe hits the floor]<P> SHIT! gotta go, guys...[click].

  • April 8, 2010, 10:17 p.m. CST

    [robot voice]

    by MacReady452

    HALT. IDENTIFY......IDENTIFY.<P>Processing.....<p>Threat Status???????<p>CAN NOT READ. LOOK HUMAN BUT...FIGURE LEANED FORWARD AT WAIST, SHOULDER LOCKED, ELBOW JOINT FAIL, ARM HANGS LOOSE.<P>DOES NOT COMPUTE.<P>DOES NOT COMPUTE.<P>DOES NOT COMPUTE.<P>DOES NOT COMPUTE.<P>DOES NOT COMPUTE.<P>DOES NOT COMPUTE.<P>

  • April 8, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Do you guys need some sort of visual representation...

    by anonymoose

    ...of The Terminator gettin' down? <P> http://tinyurl.com/yh5mzpv

  • April 8, 2010, 10:27 p.m. CST

    There's also Terminator ballet.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/c8suam

  • April 8, 2010, 10:31 p.m. CST

    ...AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...GODDAMIT! Is there nothing I can think of that 'moose doesn't already have a clip locked and loaded for?!<P> Is there nothing new under the sun?

  • April 8, 2010, 10:36 p.m. CST

    I dont think these dancers could make it into Skynet

    by MacReady452

    we need an elite team. They would wear Kangols like Green Berets.

  • April 8, 2010, 10:38 p.m. CST

    commute fellas. gotta go. its been fun.

    by MacReady452

  • April 8, 2010, 10:39 p.m. CST

    ...watch out for bad guys.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 8, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    I have ways.

    by anonymoose

  • April 8, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    ...our idea IS different, though...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that's just a robot dancing Terminator.<P> But WE are talking about specially trained, robot-breakdancing humans with fifteen pounds of rebar up their asses (to simulate a metal skeleton and fool the scanners) infiltrating Skynet to save all mankind...<P> It's fucking epic.

  • April 8, 2010, 11:06 p.m. CST

    Subs, you ever see Bergman's PERSONA?

    by Continentalop

    I personally think that is his most complete film.

  • April 8, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    I shooped a literal representation of Flick's description...

    by anonymoose

    ...of the resisting breakdancers. Rebars up the ass? You got it. Shelterback.

  • April 9, 2010, 1:04 a.m. CST

    YouTube is a cabal of cunts- they took down one of my vids

    by YackBacker

    Nike has gone on a warpath and ordered any parody of their Tiger Woods ad to be taken down. This is silly work, unlawful and it will be addressed in due time. In the meantime, Deadspin.com is hosting my vid on their own. Solid.

  • April 9, 2010, 2:01 a.m. CST

    "This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end.

    by YackBacker

    But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."

  • April 9, 2010, 3:17 a.m. CST

    I like big butts. I cannot lie.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    You other brothas can't deny. <p> When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in yo face, you get <p> SPRUNG!

  • April 9, 2010, 3:19 a.m. CST

    I just finished watching "Dragonslayer."

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Haven't seen it all the way through since I was a youngun. Goddamn, I can't get over how amazing the dragon effects were in this movie! Way ahead of its time, it was. The dragon moved and had character when it did it. The story wasn't so bad, either.

  • April 9, 2010, 3:22 a.m. CST

    I'm now going to watch "The Fourth Kind."

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Wish me luck. I don't have high hopes for this one, but I'm a sucker for alien abduction stories. That's why I used to love watching Unsolved Mysteries as a kid. And the book Communion is one of the scariest stories I've ever read. Too bad that Whitley Streiber has turned into such a hack.

  • April 9, 2010, 3:24 a.m. CST

    I really wish I could come up with an awesome joke

    by lotharius3rd1118

    that combines Terminator with breakdancing. But I think Flick and Mac have got the market cornered. That kind of awesome imagination is why I love the pedalback. Keep it up, fellas.

  • April 9, 2010, 3:30 a.m. CST

    BTW, damn you Scary for getting me to buy

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix! I can't stop listening to that fucking album and it's starting to drive me mad. Damn you and your fine taste in music, woman! Your "shitty dinner" sounds amazing to me. I'm having to settle for my rotten excuse for gourmet: Broiled Pork Chops with rosemary, Mushroom and Red Onion Risotto, and Green Beans with Bacon. To drink it's a 12 pack of Red Stripe.

  • April 9, 2010, 3:50 a.m. CST

    Quitting smoking is a pain in the ass

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I good at quitting things in my life. I've got a good track record of quitting something just as it starts to get interesting. But, removing a vice from my life is like removing a nail from an rotting coffin and I worry about that box being opened. <p> Maybe I'm waxing overly dramatic, but it feels harder to breathe. My living room seems smaller, almost too small for human living. I wish I had a canvas cover for my bathtub like the rehab scenes in "Valley of the Dolls." That would be comforting.

  • April 9, 2010, 5:26 a.m. CST

    I'm pissed as a fart

    by Star Hump

    Jim Beam and Yuengling. Are you ready for Rush's TIME MACHINE TOUR? Moving Pictures in its entirety, plus 6 new songs and a bunch of Rush nuggets. A 3 hour show, as per usual.<p. The focus is sharp in the city, mothehumpers. Get ready for a live Camera Eye.

  • April 9, 2010, 5:29 a.m. CST

    Dont go cold turkey Loth

    by Star Hump

    It sounds like you're going cold turkey. It's crazy to go cold turkey.

  • April 9, 2010, 5:30 a.m. CST

    Star, I don't know what you're talking about!

    by lotharius3rd1118

    But it sounds awesome! It's nice to see this weird resurgence in vocal love for Rush, but I'll go with it. I've always appreciated Rush would love to see them in an arena, where they belong.

  • April 9, 2010, 5:31 a.m. CST

    Damn

    by Star Hump

    I missed an entire Lotharius session. I could have been here, but I was off getting pissed in Rush land. This place is a good landing zone for good rock and good company. Sorry I missed you man.

  • April 9, 2010, 5:33 a.m. CST

    Cold turkey isn't so bad.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I tried the patch and that was a disaster. However, cold turkey has presented me with a plethora of wonderful, lightheaded appreciations of sober thinking. The world is a far more depressing place than I remember it being.

  • April 9, 2010, 5:35 a.m. CST

    Wait! Theres the lad

    by Star Hump

    Oh ho ho ho, man, Rush is among the best live bands around. They're even better now, a bunch of older, tough motherfuckers who rock out 3 hour shows as a matter of pride. But it's not a grim affair. They pack in plenty of humor. They even had South Park open for their signature song Tom Sawyer the last 2 times around. The boys from South Park were a band called... "Li'l Rush." It was beautiful.

  • April 9, 2010, 5:37 a.m. CST

    No prob, Star. You're a good guy.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I'm totally jealous of your excersion into Rush-land tonight. The last concert I went to was Kings of Leon with White Lies doing the opening act. Before that it was Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals, which was an amazing show. I'm kind of hooked on Phoenix now, but I thank you for the Porcupine Tree recommendation. They have destroyed my Pandora variety.

  • April 9, 2010, 5:39 a.m. CST

    Ever since I saw Neil Pert on ATHF

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I've been a fan. Best drummer alive. He can even bring people back to life for fuck's sake.

  • April 9, 2010, 5:40 a.m. CST

    maybe I shoud try Phoenix!

    by Star Hump

    I'm glad you dig PT. That band will fuck up a Pandora set list I imagine. They're catalogue is vast. So many great songs. Heard Lightbulb Sun yet?

  • April 9, 2010, 5:41 a.m. CST

    hee - their, not they're

    by Star Hump

    I am indeed, pissed as a fart

  • April 9, 2010, 5:47 a.m. CST

    Pissed as a fart

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I belive that connects gloriously to a series of jokes posted here earlier. I think my best was: ...phlegm on my pudenda!

  • April 9, 2010, 5:51 a.m. CST

    If I hear Deadwing one more time!!!!!

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I'll probably just hug myself or something. It's a great sound. Heard a lot of songs, but I don't think I've heard Lightbulb Sun yet. The selection Pandora has given me has mostly consisted of a slow duet between the lead and a chick that I have yet to identify. Best thing about the French band Phoenix is that they grow on you. Give 1901 a try.

  • April 9, 2010, 5:54 a.m. CST

    I cannot continue

    by Star Hump

    due to the farting, and the pissing. Not really.<p> I wont do the mini url thing here, but watch this You Tube video I'm about to link. It stars Crispin Glover and John C. Reilly in a new series called DRUNK HISTORY. This episode is TESLA: ELECTRIC JESUS. Trust me on this one. Beautiful, often graphic, comedy. OK, then.<p> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSpi8GwDZfY

  • April 9, 2010, 5:57 a.m. CST

    Deadwing, the title track especially

    by Star Hump

    is a long, serpentine jam that features sublime muscianship from all 4 players. All 4 are virtuosos. Porcupine Tree are utterly brilliant, and best of all, they do that madness live too. Good night!

  • April 9, 2010, 6:02 a.m. CST

    Night, Star. It's good to have you in the group.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I've watched that Drunk History and it's pretty enthralling. I'm as much for putting those things on DVD as I am thos awesome Plinkett reviews of the Star Wars prequels. I'm still deathly envious of your Rush experience.

  • April 9, 2010, 6:19 a.m. CST

    ...HA! 'moose...rebar definitely exists...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...in our breakdancing dojo!

  • April 9, 2010, 6:39 a.m. CST

    Subbary®

    by Subtitles_Off

    April 8th, 2010 ...Teddy would like to post his thesis on PINEAPPLE EXPRESS, but he's gonna make us wait like the proverbial thirsty denizens of hell. ...BATTLESHIP: THE MOVIE. Epic retardation. Sounds about right. ...Flick likes the way Yack coos. (http://tinyurl.com/ykzyjws), (http://tinyurl.com/dyd3hn) ...Orcus is on facebook. That seems beneath Orcus. ...Gary Busey's thoughts on Jesus (http://tinyurl.com/y9lm4sh) ...Sixies blames Haim. ..."Uncle" Subby says, "AAARRRGGGHHH!" ...Victorian women liked to loosen the bodice. (http://tinyurl.com/yah4zkh) ...They're made out of meat. Meat? Yeah, meat. (http://tinyurl.com/ydmoubz) ...The New Yorker's Anthony Lane reviews CLASH OF THE TITANS. (http://tinyurl.com/ykkl2x7) ...Another Tiger Woods Nike parody, with plush toys and puppets (http://tinyurl.com/yecg57x) ...Enjoying a bad movie in a theater full of wise-asses: Catherine Zeta-Jones says, "Let me get you some tea," and somebody in the audience yells, "And some A!" ...Drunk History: Nikola Tesla, in which a jealous Edison is a fucking asshole, chewed pineapple transforms when vomited, and pigeons get angelic super-powers. ...Drunken History: Frederick Douglass, in which Lincoln wants Don Cheadle to get to the point and Jen Kirkman has removed her pants. ...Never mind the bollocks. Malcolm McLaren Baloos for good. ..."2.5 Minute TIM:" So what if Mel Gibson is retahded? He's so handsome, innint he? (http://tinyurl.com/ylxupy9) ...Geoffrey God-damn Rush is "Stephen God-damn Price" in the appropriately cheesy and stupid THE God-damn HOUSE ON HAUNTED God-damn HILL. ...Men truly love money, but a true man loves boobies more. (STL'll understand that reference if he thinks really, really hard about it.) ...Ouch! A breakdancer kicks a God-damn toddler in the face, which must break some sort of God-damn breakdance code of ethics. (http://tinyurl.com/yc6qo7b) ...Colon-El gets a creepy Ingmar Bergman vibe from that God-damn Tiger Woods Nike ad. Which reminds me...☆☆RIGHT-BRAIN CINEMA☆☆™: Ingmar Bergman's "Silence of God" trilogy is two-thirds imponderable God-damn Bergman - ★★★☆☆ ⅓ (3.33 out of 5) ...Deadspin.com picks up one of Yack's great Nike parodies. (http://tinyurl.com/ydfnha8) ...That baby-kicking breakdancer'd make a decent God-damn Terminator in James Cameron's ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 3-D. The inspired madness begins here, in case you missed it. (http://tinyurl.com/ye7oxfq) ...Republican center-folds, Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman, wanna get God-damned drilled. (http://tinyurl.com/yzmhtp7) ...☆☆RIGHT-BRAIN CINEMA☆☆™: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON is a great family film - ★★★☆☆ ½ (3.5 out of 5) ...The proposed Pebrew National Anthem (http://tinyurl.com/5zd3da) ...My eyes!!! (http://tinyurl.com/ya9gvkw) ...An encore of a Russian guy eating his God-damn face (http://tinyurl.com/y9koens) ...baby got back...and pedals: Weird Al's "Fat," AC/DC's "Whole Lotta Rosie," Prince's "Gett Off," Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom," and original raps by EssDub, plus Queen's "Fat-Bottomed Girls" (http://tinyurl.com/yebkob6) ...What would you trade for an Easy Button™? ..."It's about time." Health Care Reform by the numbers, according to myBarackObama.com (http://tinyurl.com/yzxmd3u) ...Waitaminute! The Pebrews didn't think of Electric Boogie Terminator first? (http://tinyurl.com/yh5mzpv) ...Rebar up the God-damn ass - A Shelter Exclusive™ <P> ...

  • April 9, 2010, 6:40 a.m. CST

    Hi y'all

    by STLost

    Getting a quick one in before the commute to work. <p> Great Subbary as always!

  • April 9, 2010, 6:44 a.m. CST

    "The Fourth Kind" plays like a long, big budget

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Unsolved Mysteries episode. It is filmed with quite a bit of recreation vs. reality pathos that mix in interesting ways. It has a fascinating use of split screens and quadruple-split screens. But, it's no better than the "Fire in the Sky" and "Communion" movies that have come before it. In other words, it's a must for alien abduction movie fans, but a total bust for fans of movies of any other kind.

  • April 9, 2010, 6:54 a.m. CST

    As always Subs...

    by lotharius3rd1118

    A great Subbary. You are a master, sir. Though I do think that inspired madness of the Terminator 2 the Streets posts deserve a little more notice. Glad you liked "How to Train Your Dragon" though. It was a near perfect family film in my opinion once you get past the first ten minutes, which seemed to struggle to find good pop culture humore before settling into storytelling mode.

  • April 9, 2010, 6:55 a.m. CST

    "...but a total bust for fans of movies of any other kind"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...ha! Nicely turned.

  • April 9, 2010, 6:58 a.m. CST

    ...morning all...Subbary: Early Edition®?

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 9, 2010, 6:59 a.m. CST

    Well, sometimes,

    by Subtitles_Off

    I don't feel I can do justice to a post by Subbarizing it, so I link you directly to it. Therefore, you can get all of it in context. That was the intent with Tinyurl-ing the beginning of the Breakdancing Terminators riff.

  • April 9, 2010, 7 a.m. CST

    Yeah, Flick.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Another benefit of working on it throughout the day rather than all at once.<P>Plus, my errands are going to take me away for most of the morning.

  • April 9, 2010, 7:03 a.m. CST

    Alien abduction stories

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Do they all seem to ring of tales of child molestation? Is it just me that thinks that?

  • April 9, 2010, 7:06 a.m. CST

    I think that Star Hump kid should be included

    by lotharius3rd1118

    in the Shelter. He's a good sort.

  • April 9, 2010, 7:07 a.m. CST

    ...If I were 'moose or Scary I'd have whipped up...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...an alien in priest's clothing already...<P> Damn my ignorance.

  • April 9, 2010, 7:08 a.m. CST

    My problem with DRAGON's first ten minutes, Gup,

    by Subtitles_Off

    was the narration. Due to the pacing of the first scene, it had to be so rapid-fire that you couldn't register any of it. They probably should have been more laconic at the very beginning, and, maybe, once the action kicked in, the narration could've been breathless and interrupted and panicky - less detailed - as if "Hiccup" couldn't keep his thoughts straight with all the chaos around him.<P>As it is, it just plays like a slap in the face. it wakes you up, but you're wondering what you did to deserve it because you've missed something.

  • April 9, 2010, 7:11 a.m. CST

    I agree, Guppy.

    by Subtitles_Off

    If i were ever here at the same time Hump were, I'd send him an invitation. <P>BTW, "Hump" doesn't work as a nickname. It sounds insulting. How about "Rock Star"?

  • April 9, 2010, 7:12 a.m. CST

    ...I've been calling him "Humpty".

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 9, 2010, 7:15 a.m. CST

    I just call him Star.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Pretending he's the Jamie Gertz character from "The Lost Boys."

  • April 9, 2010, 7:17 a.m. CST

    DRAGON's beginning and the one teen

    by Subtitles_Off

    characterization of the heavy-set kid as sort of a "Dungeons & Dragons" geek - a joke that didn't really work, although it has a nice little pay-off during the climax - were the quibbles I had that kept the film from a solid four-star experience. (Plus, all the in-your-face 3D shit, which works on the kids while annoying me pissless.)

  • April 9, 2010, 7:17 a.m. CST

    ...Loth, weird that you watched DRAGONSLAYER...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...last night. I hadn't thought of that movie in years, but just the other day I posted that the original CLASH OF THE TITANS was no DRAGONSLAYER (they came out the same year)...<P> Surprisingly good flick, and it's been a long time since I've seen it, but I remember that dragon as being the best I've seen on film.

  • April 9, 2010, 7:19 a.m. CST

    "Dragons" seemed to be trying too hard to be "Shrek"

    by lotharius3rd1118

    in the first act. But then it found it's own footing, which kinda works with the individuality angle of the second act. All in all, I lovee the design of that movie and think it's best when it just remains trues to its own silly nature and is not beholden to the hits that have come before it.

  • April 9, 2010, 7:24 a.m. CST

    I'm shocked how amazingly

    by lotharius3rd1118

    the dragon in "Dragonslayer" holds up. That 'great flick' was well ahead of its time in animatronic effects. IMO it matches up just as well with its real backgrounds as the dinosaurs did in "Jurassic Park." I love that the dragon moves so close to the ground and that it still possesses a real feeling as opposed to the CGI monsters of todays cinema.

  • April 9, 2010, 7:24 a.m. CST

    See, I didn't get "Shrekiness" from it at all.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Maybe I missed most of the pop culture references. What I could catch from the beginning seemed to be story-specific and clever, as opposed to stupid, juvenile and anachronistic like in SHREK and other DREAMWORKS' things. In fact, the adult in me was fully braced for the montage set to a five-year-old pop song, when I went in, but my inner child was surprised and grateful when I was leaving.

  • April 9, 2010, 7:26 a.m. CST

    Alright, guys. Gotta run.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Car repair. If I don't get in early, it'll be an all-day thing.<P>Enjoy the morning.

  • April 9, 2010, 7:29 a.m. CST

    ...I read quite a while ago that del Toro loves...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the DRAGONSLAYER dragon, and considers it the benchmark to beat for Smaug.

  • April 9, 2010, 7:30 a.m. CST

    ...shit, Subs...sorry. Both our cars are in the shop today...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...fucking both.

  • April 9, 2010, 7:33 a.m. CST

    ...↑ by both I meant mine and DW's...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...but yours is an outrage too.<P> I smell a rat.

  • April 9, 2010, 7:44 a.m. CST

    Maybe it's just my prejudice towards Dreamworks

    by lotharius3rd1118

    but I thought the movie started off on an episodic, joke-filled footing. However, as the movie began to develop, it found its own way. And that kid from from "Undeclared" has a good voice for animated characters.

  • April 9, 2010, 7:53 a.m. CST

    Smaug!!!

    by lotharius3rd1118

    If that fucker looks anything like the "Dragonslayer" beast, then I'm gonna be a happy camper around Christmas of next year.

  • April 9, 2010, 7:56 a.m. CST

    What kind of problem you havin' on yo' car, Subs?

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Don't let those bastards at Wal-Mart cheat you? Most car maintenance can be accomplished by the owner and there are even philosophies based on it.

  • April 9, 2010, 8:01 a.m. CST

    Before coming into work...

    by STLost

    my daughter was up early. She was wanting to watch MONSTERS, INC first thing this morning before they head to the library for some craft thing. <p> As I was getting my lunch ready, I overhead my wife say "Do you want the fullscreen or the one with the bars on the top and bottom?" I yelled into the other room "You want the bars to preserve the integrity of the film!" There was silence, followed by my daughter's voice "Full screen." I wept. <P> My wife came into the kitchen, laughing. She said when my daughter heard me say that, she gave a weird look and said "Huh?" <P> Children...

  • April 9, 2010, 8:05 a.m. CST

    Alien molestation

    by ScaryWaitress

    http://i40.tinypic.com/11qjrzc.jpg

  • April 9, 2010, 8:06 a.m. CST

    Kids and their full screen shit!

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I had the same problem when I saw "The Last of the Mohicans" in widescreen. Personally it seems pointless when you have a widescreen TV that doesn't use the space alotted.

  • April 9, 2010, 8:07 a.m. CST

    ...don't be too harsh with her ST, she has plenty of time...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...yet to learn.<P> The clock is ticking though...seven is the age of reason, when a child can be held fully accountable for their actions.

  • April 9, 2010, 8:10 a.m. CST

    Sorry, I should have given Flick credit for the idea...

    by ScaryWaitress

    if only he knew how to use Photoshop... if he ever learns, he'll be unstoppable. We'd either all be working for him in 5 years time, or be dead by his hand.

  • April 9, 2010, 8:10 a.m. CST

    ...Scary! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...see? I knew it. <P>Now if only you could animate the little Alien ass humping up and down...

  • April 9, 2010, 8:25 a.m. CST

    I'll keep age 7 in mind, Flick.

    by STLost

    If she still hasn't acquired the knowledge of why widescreen is better than full...then off to boarding school. I'm sure my wife will have some gripes, but I'm the man and what I say goes. Right? Right? *crickets*

  • April 9, 2010, 8:26 a.m. CST

    Flickapoo

    by STLost

    That queen bike race picture from last night...is that NSFW? I'm tempted to look at it, but it's ssems to itch NSFWiness.

  • April 9, 2010, 8:27 a.m. CST

    Would you leave your little boys with THIS guy?

    by ScaryWaitress

    http://i41.tinypic.com/1p9md2.jpg

  • April 9, 2010, 8:27 a.m. CST

    Breakdancing/Terminators stuff..

    by STLost

    from last night. That sh*t is one for the PB bible. To preserve and protect for all eternity.

  • April 9, 2010, 8:28 a.m. CST

    OK, all... I have to run.

    by ScaryWaitress

    I'll be back... today is my "work at home" day.

  • April 9, 2010, 8:30 a.m. CST

    ...ST, glad you asked...one is and some aren't...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...just a little tame T&A, but could still get you in trouble.<P> This one is a real album cover, so it must be lawful...right?...<P> http://www.fuccit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/queen-bicycle-race-fat-bottomed-girls.jpg

  • April 9, 2010, 8:32 a.m. CST

    ...Scary's alien molestations are safe for work, by the way.

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 9, 2010, 8:43 a.m. CST

    Nothing like a brisk mile-and-a-half walk first thing in the mor

    by Subtitles_Off

    My old-man knees don't like it, though.

  • April 9, 2010, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Actually, Flick, that's the single sleeve.

    by Subtitles_Off

    The album cover is a bland graphic. (http://tinyurl.com/ydwelrb)<P>The poster image (http://tinyurl.com/yebkob6) of heavy naked women on bicycles was a poster that was folded up and inserted into the album jacket to be kept from your parents' prying eyes. It's relatively harmless by today's standards, STL, unless you have some kind of uptight co-worker who's a prude. There's no sexual connotations implicit, really, in the image.

  • April 9, 2010, 8:56 a.m. CST

    Of course the poster image was a poster.

    by Subtitles_Off

    What else would it be?

  • April 9, 2010, 8:57 a.m. CST

    ...so are you going to post a detailed scan of your...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...original copy for us?<P> I'm particularly interested in two girls on the right.

  • April 9, 2010, 8:57 a.m. CST

    Alien Catholics and Breakdancing Terminators.

    by Subtitles_Off

    We need to do something with The Predators. <P>Flick, that's your assignment for the day.

  • April 9, 2010, 8:59 a.m. CST

    Er...

    by STLost

    I'll wait until I get home I guess. I have to set an example here at work, seeing as I'm in the IT department and have FULL COMPUTER GOD-LIKE POWER! MUAHAHAHA

  • April 9, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST

    They charge you now if you use

    by Subtitles_Off

    Fix-A-Flat to get your car to the tire store?<P>Fuck you sticks!<P>That's the last time I buy a Goodyear® tire!

  • April 9, 2010, 9:11 a.m. CST

    HA!

    by Subtitles_Off

    I tossed it. My fourteen-year-oldish self was uptight about that kind of thing.<P>I didn't keep any of the old Prince inserts, either, and I'd already busted the seal on my inner pervert by then.

  • April 9, 2010, 9:16 a.m. CST

    ..."My fourteen-year-oldish self was uptight...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...about that kind of thing"...<P> I don't understand what these words mean. <P> I can read and understand each word, but when I string them all together...nothing. Blank.

  • April 9, 2010, 9:28 a.m. CST

    Really? We need a translator in here!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Flick: "When are you gonna scan your original copy for us?"<P>too many minutes later<P> Me: "I tossed it (the Queen poster) because (I must have been around fourteen at the time, maybe?, I dunno, seems like) and I was uptight about (any kind of hint of sexual content because I was a late bloomer, and I really wanted to avoid "The" talk with my parents ever since my mom had given my brothers and I a sex-ed pop-up when my older brother was doing the puberty thing a couple years earlier)."<P>Now does it make any sense?<P>Prolly not.

  • April 9, 2010, 9:29 a.m. CST

    *pop-up book*

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 9, 2010, 9:34 a.m. CST

    Did anybody watch this week's "South Park"?

    by Subtitles_Off

    A Facebook / Tron thing.<P> I thought it was sadder than funny. As in, more poignant than satirical.

  • April 9, 2010, 9:36 a.m. CST

    ...I'm trying to understand, Subs...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...it's just that at fourteen I would have gladly killed you for that poster...I had blown through the lady's underwear section of the SEARS catalog...the J.C. PENNEY catalog...and was on to the the much racier MACY'S catalog...<P> And I was really into bikes, too...

  • April 9, 2010, 9:36 a.m. CST

    G'morning Peebs... (ugh)

    by YackBacker

    Hung over, but I really didn't do too much damage (I think...). My sinuses are devastating me at the moment. I'll be around periodically today. The perky tit that is my sense of humor is feeling gravity's pull today. Hopefully, I'll rally soon.

  • April 9, 2010, 9:40 a.m. CST

    Yeah, but you grew up in Italy.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Speaking of catalogs, I distinctly remember a national scandal from my youth when a printing error made it appear as if the tip of a male model's youknow was peeking from the leg hem of his boxers in the pages of the SEARS 'log.

  • April 9, 2010, 9:41 a.m. CST

    Yackers, you don't always have to crack jokes.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Sometimes I just like to talk about anything.<P>And cuddle.

  • April 9, 2010, 9:47 a.m. CST

    "peeking rom the leg hem" I read as "leg ham"

    by YackBacker

    And that made for a pretty funny euphemism.

  • April 9, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST

    BTW, Yack...

    by Subtitles_Off

    I've seen viral parodies on the Woods Nike thing today using audio from "The Lion King," "David After Dentist," and Tiger's own voicemail to one of his mistresses. There's even a lame Jimmy Kimmel version. None of them as good as either of yours.<P>How come all of these are floating around and not yours, dammit!

  • April 9, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST

    ...TO CATCH A PREDATOR?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I've never actually seen the show, but I'm picturing a pasty, middle-aged Predator blinking in bright camera lights and lamely trying to explain why it's perfectly natural to want to rip out underage spinal-column...

  • April 9, 2010, 9:58 a.m. CST

    ...too obvious though...eh?

    by FlickaPoo

  • April 9, 2010, 9:59 a.m. CST

    Subs, thank you!

    by YackBacker

    I really really appreciate that... actually, my vid was Huffington Post too, along with several others. It got about 16,000 views yesterday, it was really going viral but then YouTube slapped a copyright infringement on it, which I'm in the process of fighting, etc. I've done it before, it's really lame. But I really appreciate your praise. < P > Bless you.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:01 a.m. CST

    I looked it up,

    by Subtitles_Off

    to prove I wasn't crazy.<P>The 1975 ad here: http://tinyurl.com/yd6csrw (dude on the left, his right thigh) <P> and an enlargement of the questionable area: http://tinyurl.com/yerr549

  • April 9, 2010, 10:03 a.m. CST

    I dunno how but I'd like to contact

    by Subtitles_Off

    "Tosh.0," "Web Soup," or even that Chelsea Handler broad with yours before they get tired of the lamer ones.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    ...16,000 views...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that's a hell of a thing.<P> That's almost 32,000 eyeballs...if you adjust for pirates.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:06 a.m. CST

    I like it, Flick, but, yeah,

    by Subtitles_Off

    maybe a bit too obvious. You're nearly there. We need to think of a hobby or an unexpected link for the Predator. Like, as The Terminator is to breakdancing, and The Alien is to The Catholic Church, The Predator is to, I dunno, nude yoga or stamp-collecting.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:08 a.m. CST

    Adjust for pirates! HA!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Multiply 16,000 by two but subtract the number of patch-wearers among the pirates. Hehehehehehe.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:10 a.m. CST

    Predators live in jungles.

    by Subtitles_Off

    So maybe the collect butterflies.<P>Or they're big game hunters.<P>Or, they film documentaries, but they can't stay indifferent, so they get in there and trash on the crocodiles while the zebras are crossing the river, or something.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:11 a.m. CST

    As documentarians, they have to fly a lot, but

    by Subtitles_Off

    they're always hassled at Airport Security.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Oh, oh, I know,

    by Subtitles_Off

    make them ghost hunters!<P>"Dude, do you see that?" <P> "What bro?" <P>"It looked like three little red lights, and they kind of hovered around in a triangular pattern." <P>"Wow, that's creepy! Check the thermal!"

  • April 9, 2010, 10:14 a.m. CST

    maybe the Predator ...

    by STLost

    is a cop...always pushing the limits of the law.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:17 a.m. CST

    Maybe a Maxwell Smart-type Predator?

    by YackBacker

    A bumbling, plundering Predator who never quite made it among the cool Predators, but all his life he just wanted to fit in, etc.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:17 a.m. CST

    ...PREDATORNORMAL ACTIVITY?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he's obsessed with this Puffy Scrapple® chick...and her dick boyfriend keeps setting up talcum powder booby traps and shit, fucking up his cloaking device...

  • April 9, 2010, 10:18 a.m. CST

    THE PREDATOR WHO HUNTED TOO LITTLE

    by YackBacker

    Do I have you interested in my high concept yet?

  • April 9, 2010, 10:21 a.m. CST

    PREDATOR IDOL

    by Subtitles_Off

    He removes his warrior helmet, and he turns out to be that Filipino kid singing "I Will Always Love You."

  • April 9, 2010, 10:22 a.m. CST

    ...true Predators love boobies more than preying...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I think we're working on different angles of the same concept here...

  • April 9, 2010, 10:23 a.m. CST

    How about a Hippie Predator?

    by YackBacker

    Kind of a Greenwich Village, Jewish neurotic type who experiments with Buddhism and orgies?

  • April 9, 2010, 10:23 a.m. CST

    Or, he's auditioning for Mamet.

    by Subtitles_Off

    He takes off his warrior helmet, and it turns out he's Pacino reciting a fuck-laden monologue from GLENGARY.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:24 a.m. CST

    You know what it takes to hunt prey?

    by YackBacker

    Brass balls!

  • April 9, 2010, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Or, he's a really good athlete

    by Subtitles_Off

    trying to reclaim his image after a sex scandal. he takes off his warrior helmet, and he's Kobe or Ben Roethlisberger.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:26 a.m. CST

    ...too complicated. If I had a cloaking device...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I would absolutely hang out in that PARANORMAL ACTIVITY chick's bedroom...<P> And you know that when he invisibly slips into bed beside her he's "getting to the chopper".

  • April 9, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST

    LOL

    by STLost

    nasty Flick...nasty! <p> I love it.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    I'm picturing him as some sort of iconoclast

    by YackBacker

    Like the Bill Maher of Predators.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:31 a.m. CST

    by STLost

    Chick: Did you get to the chopper yet?<p> Predator: I've been to the chopper for the past 5 minutes.<p> Chick: Oh. I think we should see other extraterrestrials. It's not you, it's me.<p> Predator: Seriously?!

  • April 9, 2010, 10:32 a.m. CST

    He could be a host of some popular Predator TV shoq

    by YackBacker

    and this whole "Dutch is a terrorist" issue is being debated and our guy says "Dutch wasn't a coward," and this sets off all of the other Predators, etc.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:32 a.m. CST

    ...he's a pacifist, but he kills the boyfriend in a fit...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...of rage after getting a rash on his little predator from "getting to the chopper" too vigorously with talcum powder all over his hands...

  • April 9, 2010, 10:39 a.m. CST

    ...a whole planet of hunt-loving, Sarah Palinesque...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Predators who love their planet...and fear for it?<P> Nightmare.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:40 a.m. CST

    How about he enters the Universe Series of Poker?

    by YackBacker

    Predator versus all of sci-fi's greatest card players. In between hands, hijinks ensue

  • April 9, 2010, 10:43 a.m. CST

    ...all the other predators have NEVER FORGET...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...bumper stickers with pictures of Dutch on the bumper of their pickem-up spaceships.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:45 a.m. CST

    ...they claim they go to other planets 'cause they love...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...huntin', lovin', and freedom...but our Predator knows it's really all about fuel for their antimatter guzzling spacem-ups.

  • April 9, 2010, 10:50 a.m. CST

    So, Dutch triggers a "I'm Proud to be a Predator" fervor...

    by YackBacker

    I like this idea. The Predator Act limits the rights of Predators to private cloaking. The Predator government is getting to your choppers...

  • April 9, 2010, 10:57 a.m. CST

    ...they pretend that their proud Predator hunting traditions...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...date back to their noble ancestors, but it's bullshit.<P> Their ancestors wiped out all the aboriginal Predators with Predator-Pox tainted blankets.

  • April 9, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    I'm not proud of my fellow NYers here

    by YackBacker

    These kids from Oregon do such a cute little thing on the Subway, and these fucking malcontents on the train can barely smile at them. I'd rather play a room full of Predators... http://tinyurl.com/y9q6q2h

  • April 9, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    ...Apostolic Abduction...

    by FlickaPoo

    http://www.mactonnies.com/aliensaint.jpg <P> Mind the finger!

  • April 9, 2010, 11:15 a.m. CST

    I dunno, Yack, one man's "cute little thing"

    by Subtitles_Off

    is another man's "get DEƒUCK® outta here - this ain't no episode of 'Glee,' ya spackleheads."

  • April 9, 2010, 11:19 a.m. CST

    If they did a medley, I think it would have gone over better

    by YackBacker

    NYers are notoriously impatient- we like a smorgasbord of music. Sticking with Astley that long is a but Seth MacFarlane, I'll grant you that... but still, smile at them just a little

  • April 9, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    GLENGARRY GLEN PREDATOR

    by Six Demon Bag

  • April 9, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    [C'mere, little boy]

    by Subtitles_Off

    "What the hell? I'm hearing voices inside my head."<P>[That is merely I. I am communicating to you telepathically.]<P>"You don't look like E.T., and this ain't Sunday. What's with the priest outfit?"<P>[I assumed this uniform would be comforting to you, as we have observed your people treating those costumed thusly with great pomp and reverence.]<P>"My mommy says we're Jewish."<P>[Oh. Would you like to see what's inside my box?]

  • April 9, 2010, 11:24 a.m. CST

    HA! "My mommy says we're Jewish."

    by YackBacker

    That line tickles me.

  • April 9, 2010, 11:28 a.m. CST

    I'll Pedalback in a bit.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Car's finished.

  • April 9, 2010, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Theme song for this PREDATOR venture: Tears for Fears

    by YackBacker

    Mad World http://tinyurl.com/2j6o2x

  • April 9, 2010, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Yo, Pebrews!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 9, 2010, 11:38 a.m. CST

    Yack, that sucks about your parody.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Thank < P > for Deadspin, though. I adjusted my blog. People are really digging your work, man.

  • April 9, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    ...you better DRIVEback...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...or you need to get your fucking MONEYback.

  • April 9, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Hey Col!!!

    by YackBacker

    Yeah, it'll all shake out fine in the end, but the meme is already dying and I'm missing the viral glory that I'm owed! Ha, off to the next fad, right? I did make some good contacts out of this though...

  • April 9, 2010, 11:48 a.m. CST

    Very nice, Yack.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 9, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST

    "I made some nice contacts out of this."

    by Subtitles_Off

    That's what she said.

  • April 9, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST

    G'morn,' Colon-El.

    by Subtitles_Off

    How are things in the Bottled City of Kandor?

  • April 9, 2010, 12:20 p.m. CST

    They're still going with the sitcom names...

    by STLost

    in the SW sitcom talkback? Sheesh.

  • April 9, 2010, 12:21 p.m. CST

    "I made some nice contacts out of this."

    by YackBacker

    That's what the Professor from GILLIGAN'S ISLAND said as he held up corrective lenses made out of coconuts.

  • April 9, 2010, 12:22 p.m. CST

    Did you hear they're coming out with

    by Subtitles_Off

    new tires that can drive over police spikes and not get punctured?<P>That, and "self-repairing" paint that will eliminate surface dings and scratches.

  • April 9, 2010, 12:24 p.m. CST

    Police spikes will only get bigger

    by YackBacker

    And spikier!

  • April 9, 2010, 12:24 p.m. CST

    HA! Coconuts!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • April 9, 2010, 12:26 p.m. CST

    "Meesa So-Called Life"

    by Subtitles_Off

    Hehe.<P>Like three-days-late hehe.

  • April 9, 2010, 12:27 p.m. CST

    No longer miniaturized, Subs.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 9, 2010, 12:28 p.m. CST

    Is that true about the tires?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 9, 2010, 12:30 p.m. CST

    True, but it's not really police spikes I'm worried about.

    by Subtitles_Off

    It's apartment living and all the sharp nails and screws that seem to constantly, mysteriously appear in the parking lot like scorpions from Greek monsters' dripping blood.<P>That and fucking Midwest potholes the size of Labradors. Labradors with pointy spikes instead of fur.

  • April 9, 2010, 12:31 p.m. CST

    Coconuts is a pretty reliable punchline

    by YackBacker

    If you ever have the opportunity to throw it in, don't hesitate.

  • April 9, 2010, 12:32 p.m. CST

    Potholes, Subs?

    by ColonelFatheart

    I live in North Jersey. I believe the pothole was invented here. <p>I once saw an entire transmission and a couple of kids stranded in a pothole on River Road in Lyndhurst.

  • April 9, 2010, 12:33 p.m. CST

    A furry pothole would be a worse alternative

    by YackBacker

    I'd worry I was driving over Ed Asner's back.

  • April 9, 2010, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Would I lie to you?

    by Subtitles_Off

    ♪♫<P> Oh no.<P> Would I lie to you, honey?<P> No no no<P> Why would I say something that wasn't true?<P> Can you answer me, baby?<P> Would I lie to you?<P>♪♫

  • April 9, 2010, 12:42 p.m. CST

    Yackbacker

    by Soundblaster

    I sure as hell would have laughed my ass off. Although, I'm of the rare breed that will actually excuse myself before sitting down next to some stone-faced commuter. The look of confusion at this rare act of civility serves as a continuing source of amusement. Although I may hesitate to do so on, say, the 2 after business hours.

  • April 9, 2010, 12:49 p.m. CST

    Two cups of coffee have completely healed my lingering hangover

    by YackBacker

    Miracle bean juice.

  • April 9, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Fur, where fur should not be...

    by Subtitles_Off

    Potholes.<P> Holes, generally, basically, unless nicely trimmed.<P> Loaves of bread.<P> Ed Asner's back.

  • April 9, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Another place where fur is gross...

    by Subtitles_Off

    Between a douchebag's chin and his bottom lip.

  • April 9, 2010, 1 p.m. CST

    UGH!

    by Subtitles_Off

    http://tinyurl.com/ybau7m6 <P> UGH!<P> UGH!<P> UGH!

  • April 9, 2010, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Terrible news, Subs.

    by ColonelFatheart

    But it comes from U.K.'s The Sun, so take it with a boulder of salt. <p>Still, it's distressing to think about. I'm perfectly fine with Michael Pitt's turn as the Cobain-esque rocker in LAST DAYS. I don't know how you guys feel about that movie, but I liked it quite a bit. Not one with a lot of re-watch value, but Van Sant really captured the essence of Cobain. The last thing Cobain's legacy needs is a RAY-esque, glossy Hollywood biopic.

  • April 9, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Look to the hills.

    by TedKordLives

    Now look at my face-ace-ace.<P> Do you notice my eyes?<P> Are they in the right place-ace-ace?

  • April 9, 2010, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Never saw LAST DAYS.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'm not going to see another rocker bio-pic unless it's Marvin Gaye's. And, if that one isn't dirty, sexy, disturbing, frightening and challenging - in other words, if it shines with a feel-good patina like RAY or WALK THE LINE - I'mma not gonna see it either.

  • April 9, 2010, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Hiya, Teddy.

    by Subtitles_Off

    06:51:18

  • April 9, 2010, 1:16 p.m. CST

    ...WALK HARD put the last nail in that coffin...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...hell, I haven't recovered from A MIGHTY WIND yet. There are still entire decades and categories of music I can't listen to after that one...

  • April 9, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Yo ho ho mo fos!

    by TedKordLives

    06:51:18

  • April 9, 2010, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Walk Hard is a funny goddamn movie!

    by TedKordLives

    "I've got a pretty bad case of being cut in half, Dewey..."

  • April 9, 2010, 1:24 p.m. CST

    WALK HARD nailed it, right down to the

    by ColonelFatheart

    repetition of "self-destruction" scenes. <p>WALK HARD was a little too on-the-nose when it came to parodying the traditional biopics' length, though. It ran on a little too long. Well, at least the extended edition did. Then again, what else would I expect from an extended edition?

  • April 9, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    "What else would I expect from an extended edition?"

    by Subtitles_Off

    That's what she said.

  • April 9, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    But also....

    by TedKordLives

    I've been a big fan of Jake Kasdan since 'Zero Effect', and have since hoped the best for him. <P>So I tend to cheerlead for his movies. Like a Predator with Pom-Poms, that is.

  • April 9, 2010, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Col.

    by TedKordLives

    I really can't complain when a really funny movie just keeps going, but I get where you're coming from.

  • April 9, 2010, 1:30 p.m. CST

    Cheerleader Predators.

    by Subtitles_Off

    When school spirit fails, they whip out the alien weaponry and go inviso-brutal on The Away Team.

  • April 9, 2010, 1:33 p.m. CST

    If only somebody would stick it to

    by Subtitles_Off

    The Inspirational Sports Movie.<P>As much as I love BREAKING AWAY, all the ROCKY-THE WRESTLER-BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM shit needs to be buried once and for all.

  • April 9, 2010, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Gives a whole new meaning to the 'Predator Pyramid'...

    by TedKordLives

    Y'know, if you actually saw AvP and know what I'm talking about.

  • April 9, 2010, 1:35 p.m. CST

    It's like the final act of ADAPTATION ...

    by ColonelFatheart

    I know the intention is to replicate this asinine formula, but it ends up only working as an idea and not a cinematic experience.

  • April 9, 2010, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Hey Everyone

    by MacReady452

    I saw Yack over there, go give Harry shit cause he can't be bothered to find out how to spell a directors name that he is SO EXCITED about in the Adam McCay(?)back. what a dummy.

  • April 9, 2010, 1:50 p.m. CST

    News of The Day: Yet More War Crimes

    by Subtitles_Off

    That Will Go Uninvestigated, Dept<P> http://tinyurl.com/ya9olly

  • April 9, 2010, 1:54 p.m. CST

    News of The Day: The American Way, Dept.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Let's privatize Education! There's probably a buck to be made!<P> http://tinyurl.com/y87u4ne

  • April 9, 2010, 1:59 p.m. CST

    ...I'm really sick of the "inspirational illustrator" story...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...cliché too.<P> You know, the whole...precocious kid who likes to draw...cobbles college money together working at restaurants on the beach and unlikely picturesque hay farms...idealistically turns down lucrative computer animation opportunities...lands an agent right out of school...marries the hot-chick...continues to work odd construction and labor jobs while career takes off...lands big spread in the Washington Post (success!)...fucking Post takes six months to pay up...success drunk illustrator goes on wild spree of car repair, debt reduction, and splurges on a bottle of Gordon's® Gin and real Ocean Spray® cranberry juice...wakes up with a hangover and realizes his math is off and he spent next month's rent money...cut to the overused scene of him working off rent for his landlord at $8 an hour on his 30th birthday...digging a hole to bury his landlord's wife's dead cat...in "soil" that's 100% bedrock...in the rain...fade to black on HAPPY BIRTHDAY in played in minor key...

  • April 9, 2010, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Privatizing education ... yep, it's happening.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Look at New Orleans after Katrina. Private dollars flooded the educational system. The Shock Doctrine in action. <p>Now you have Gov. Christie in NJ slashing and hacking away at education dollars and going after the teachers instead of taking on the administrative structure, which is the source of much of the waste. One of my uncles is a teacher in a small district (population 10,000, one square mile), and he told me about 40 teachers/staffers were laid off. <p>He's also pushing privatization for state services instead of consolidation. Man oh man.

  • April 9, 2010, 2:04 p.m. CST

    THAT old Chestnut, Flicka?

    by TedKordLives

    If I had a dime for every time I heard that story...

  • April 9, 2010, 2:12 p.m. CST

    The pope needs to be arrested and face trial.

    by ColonelFatheart

    http://tinyurl.com/y2poqzn

  • April 9, 2010, 2:12 p.m. CST

    The priest even

    by ColonelFatheart

    asked to be removed after his three-year probation for molestation ended.

  • April 9, 2010, 2:18 p.m. CST

    Arrest the Pope?

    by TedKordLives

    Yeah, that's gonna happen. <P> As soon as my Green Lantern ring arrives in the mail, I'll make it my first priority.

  • April 9, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Yack, Colbert did something very similar to your Tiger parody.

    by anonymoose

    Great minds think alike: http://tinyurl.com/yapn2tt

  • April 9, 2010, 2:21 p.m. CST

    That reminds me...

    by TedKordLives

    I don't know if it's on the internet, but I saw an awesome trailer recently for something called "Gone With The Pope". You should seek it out without delay.

  • April 9, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Hey, if the U.S. can take out Saddam for gassing

    by ColonelFatheart

    Kurds back in the 1980s, why can't we roll up and "liberate" Vatican City from its own heinous dictator and a centuries-old conspiracy to rape children?

  • April 9, 2010, 2:24 p.m. CST

    NSFW, Teddy!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 9, 2010, 2:24 p.m. CST

    My friends are assholes

    by MacReady452

    I get everyone a group rate for a Casino/Canadian strippers bachelor party and NO ONE calls to make a reservation. So I had to suck off Sitting Bull over the phone to extend the booking deadline so my dipshit friends can save $30 on a room. Group organizing an event is bullshit. <p>This is why I respect what 'moose and Subs do at the shelter. Doing stuff for other people is overrated and under appreciated.

  • April 9, 2010, 2:26 p.m. CST

    By the way, my tongue was planted firmly

    by ColonelFatheart

    in my cheek with that Saddam statement. <p>I'd rather my tongue be firmly planted in pudenda, but still ...

  • April 9, 2010, 2:26 p.m. CST

    Hey, I'm all for it, Col.

    by TedKordLives

    If for no other reason than it would be fun to watch those old-school Swiss Guardsmen fight it out with our high-tech modern infantry. <P> But we got too many Catholics for it to be viable.

  • April 9, 2010, 2:29 p.m. CST

    Sarah Silverman Program was awesome last night.

    by anonymoose

  • April 9, 2010, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Thanks for the heads-up, Col.

    by TedKordLives

    But I always have a few seconds notice whenever someone is about to come into view of my monitor. Another perk, tho accidental, of my job.

  • April 9, 2010, 2:32 p.m. CST

    Patton Oswalt played a convincing pedophile in a van.

    by anonymoose

    There was also a great montage with the music from Full House.

  • April 9, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST

    I hate when she sings moose

    by MacReady452

    it ruins everything. It was awesome last night? there must have been no singing.

  • April 9, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST

    'Gone With The Pope' trailer:

    by TedKordLives

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQqZKd_72C0

  • April 9, 2010, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Yeah, I can see Patton as a pedo.

    by ColonelFatheart

    It's frighteningly obvious, really. <p>No offense meant, though, Patton, if you're out there. I actually do like your work!

  • April 9, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    You know, I just never caught on with

    by ColonelFatheart

    the Sarah Silverman thing. <p>Many people whose opinions I respect are big fans of hers. I just can't do it.

  • April 9, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    No singing... I don't mind her singing, though.

    by anonymoose

    It's got a comical point to it, rather than it just being about her singing voice.

  • April 9, 2010, 2:40 p.m. CST

    WHOO-HOO!!

    by Six Demon Bag

    EMPIRE STRIKES BACK on the cover of EW!!! how 80s!<P>to commemorate the the new making of book...<P>damn

  • April 9, 2010, 2:41 p.m. CST

    I liked the breakdancer with the rebar in his ass moose

    by MacReady452

    that is exactly what the rebels would look like

  • April 9, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Daily Show had a great opener last night.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/y49gk23 <P> More than most, this segment really exposes Fox News for its outright bias and lying.

  • April 9, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Ah 'moose!

    by YackBacker

    Colbert stole it!

  • April 9, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    I like her stand up. she should stick with that

    by MacReady452

    Brian Posehn is great though. Anything that gives him more work is cool with me.

  • April 9, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    GONE WITH THE POPE

    by Subtitles_Off

    http://tinyurl.com/yks6dru <P> Groovy licks sound like Jean Luc Ponty.

  • April 9, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Colon-El- I posted it on Vimeo

    by YackBacker

    http://www.vimeo.com/10810192

  • April 9, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Holding it (EW, that is) right now, Sixes.

    by TedKordLives

    Why was Leia so much hotter in Jedi than all the rest? <P> Gotta be the coke, right?

  • April 9, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST

    Don't think of it like that, Yack.

    by anonymoose

    It just means that you're on par with Colbert. That's a good thing. Maybe you could be a Report writer...

  • April 9, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    I ♥ Jon Stewart.

    by anonymoose

  • April 9, 2010, 2:56 p.m. CST

    Did you watch it Subby?

    by TedKordLives

    Does that not look awesome? Seriously, I am full of awe for this Duke Mitchell guy. <P>Truly, my kind of filmmaker. At least, the kind I like to watch and learn from.

  • April 9, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST

    "I got something for yas!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Take this and stick it up in your mother's twat!"<P>"That looks like Brillo."

  • April 9, 2010, 3:05 p.m. CST

    Thanks again, Yack.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • April 9, 2010, 3:10 p.m. CST

    Fuck yeah Subby!

    by TedKordLives

    I gots ta see that movie!

  • April 9, 2010, 3:10 p.m. CST

    That's a positive way to look at things, 'moose

    by YackBacker

    I'll try it your way... for now! (winks at 'moose, makes 'moose a little uncomfortable)

  • April 9, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    Nice Tiger vid Yack

    by MacReady452

    I finally saw it. Well done.

  • April 9, 2010, 3:12 p.m. CST

    This is what I've been doing for the last two hours.

    by Subtitles_Off

    http://tinyurl.com/ygq83te <P> My life is sad.

  • April 9, 2010, 3:19 p.m. CST

    tedders

    by Six Demon Bag

    they made a kick ass making of book for INDY and EP 4..why no JAWS?<P>or BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA?

  • April 9, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    work blocks that link for me Subs

    by MacReady452

    it must be naughty.

  • April 9, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Well, Sixes....

    by TedKordLives

    We'd both have to buy about 4,000 copies of a BTiLC book for it to be commercially viable. <P> That said, I WOULD get a discount on my 4,000 copies, soooo....

  • April 9, 2010, 3:25 p.m. CS